ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 29th July 2025

Episode Date: July 29, 2025

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Show requested, so here it is. As long as you've got da-da-da-da. It's ZM's Breanne Klint podcast. ZM's Breanne Klint, KFC's Zinger Stinger is back. Grab yours for just $14.99 and get a free 3D key ring. And now, coming to you live from the ZM Studios. In Auckland, New Zealand. It's Brian Clint. One, two, one, two. Okay, it is working now. Hello, everybody,

and welcome to the Brian Clint Show. Happy Friday, y'all. Not how it works, is it? Not on a Tuesday. You don't just say the day you wish it was and then it becomes that day? No. God that'd be good wouldn't it? And the earlier you say it in the week the more upsetting it is because you realize how far you are away from that day. So thanks for that. Now you know how I feel when you talk about how old songs are Not the same the same not the same the same not even close to the same the same like when Pussycat dolls comes on you're like this songs

20 years old Let's make a truce No, it's one of my favorite things to do Let's make a truce. No, it's one of my favourite things to do. Why is it such a favourite thing of yours to do? Because the passage of time is both interesting and terrifying to me. What is time anyway?

Exactly, oh my god, I've been listening to a Dax Shepard podcast today, where he's talking to a- You've swayed from your usual Joe Rogan. He's talking to a guy who is an expert on simulation theory. Okay. And the idea that we live in a simulation. Like the Sims? Yeah and they talk about time and whether time is real or how time works. You know it's quite interesting. I don't believe it but it's interesting to think about. My partner

goes to me last night because the dogs were there and My partner goes to me last night, because the dogs were there, and my partner goes to me, because have you ever heard, it's quite interesting, whether dogs know if you've taken them for a 30 minute walk, or if you've taken them for an hour walk? Yeah, no, yeah.

Because dogs don't have an understanding of time. Do they not? As far as what we know, right? So, but how do they tell whether they've been on a 30 minute walk or an hour walk? And so they tell by how different their body feels from walking 30 minutes to walking for an hour. Anyway, my partner, this is a bit off topic, but all in the same realm, my partner goes to me last night.

all in the same realm, my partner goes to me last night, do you reckon Meryl, our dog, do you reckon Meryl ever thinks about dying? And I was like, I don't think so. Does she think about the finite reality of her lifespan? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Does she have any financial stresses? Do dogs know they will die sooner than us? I don't think so.

Yeah. And you know- No, they don't, because dogs live in the moment. That's the thing about dogs. That's why people say you gotta be more like dogs. Yeah, yeah. What? That's why Michael Jordan was

the greatest basketball player ever. It's not because he was obviously incredibly talented and athletic. Because his lifespan was only 11 years But it was his ability Displacer it was his ability To live in the moment. So when he took that that winning shot He didn't think about missing because he was just living in the moment to shoot that shot right then You think of Michael Jordan or earbud? I'm thinking of Michael Jordan

Let's get into the show everybody if you want want to play tradie vs. lady we'll do that for you now. 0800 dials at end. We need a lady and a tradie. By the way we've got free Ed Sheeran tickets on the show at 5 o'clock. How good. Announced another show in Christchurch. Yeah so huge. Massive. Also if you want to convince your dog that they've been on a longer walk than they have, just change the clock. Yeah that will do it. And when the dog comes up he's like, what a long walk. Don't forget to change it on their watch as well. Yeah that's true. Play Zayn Eames Bree and Clint.

It's Tready vs Lady. 3, 2, 1, let's go. It was such a good opener too. I know. We covered so much ground. And it's lost to the anals of time now. Yeah. The wad of time.

Anyway, this is Trady vs Lady. The Trades are on 57 wins for the year. The ladies on 61. Our ladies in Auckland, she's 31 and she's never broken a bone. Never say never. Welcome to the show Monique quickly touch wood don't jinx yourself I read there was an article people were talking about how some people have a condition that have never broken a bone

some people are born with extra strong bones. Do you reckon you're an extra strong boner, Monique? Oh, definitely. Yeah. I can tell by your voice. You're taking on our tradie today from Napier. He's 40 and they are playing as a father and son duo. Welcome to the show, Dean and Lennox.

Hello, Dean. Hello, Lennox. How old are you, Lennox? 10 Dean, hello Lennox. How old are you Lennox? Ten. I mean eleven. Oh you forgot your own age. You're a bit young to be forgetting your own age. Don't worry we all

knock a few years off at some point Lennox. Actually Lennox, that's incorrect, you're eleven. So it's a first fail at the game. Get it out of the system early. Monique, your buzzer is tradie. Dean and Lennox, you're 11. So it's a first fail at the game. Get it out of the system early. Monique, your buzzer is tradie. Dean and Lennox, you guys are tradie. The first three correct answers gets $50 cash from KFC.

All right guys, are we ready to play? Yes. Perfect, here we go, question number one. What is the name of Justin Bieber's new album? Is it YOLO, ROFL or SWAG? Dean and Linux. Unfortunately it's a guess but I'm going to go YOLO. YOLO. Hey sometimes you just got to guess you go YOLO and guess it but unfortunately not correct Manique. Unfortunately not correct. Manique? It's a guess for me, but I'm gonna say Swag.

Swag is correct. It is Swag. Only released a few weeks ago. Alright, question number two. One to the ladies. Which Italian fashion house is famous for its Medusa logo? Is it Gucci? Versace?

Yes, Manique? Oh, I'm gonna break you. Versace, that's the one. Versace, yeah, well done. Uh, oh, I'm gonna break you. Versace, that's the last one. Versace, yeah, well done. It is Versace. Nice work. Two to the ladies. You need this one, Dean and Lennox, to stay in at question number three.

Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. Monique for the clean sweep. That is Rihanna. She's got it. Unlucky lads, unlucky. Dean and Lennox, I feel like we barely got to know you guys. Yeah, sorry guys. We learnt that Lennox is 11.

Also, I love KFC too. Huh? What? Oh. I feel bad. I love KFC! Huh? What? Oh! I heard something! I feel bad, I forgot to say I love KFC too! Hang on, Lennox is desperately trying to get some KFC. Lennox, we're going to make that happen for you. You're going to get some KFC. Yeah, give him some KFC. What do you say? Thank you!

You're welcome. And now back to our champion, Monique. Congratulations, that was a well-deserved victory. You get $50 cash thanks to KFC. Oh, legend. Thank you. Did very well, Monique, very well. What a chaotic start to the show. ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. I read this article today, which talked about

anyone who's about to become a parent for the first time, the injuries that you should prepare yourself to receive. Parenting injuries. Which I think is an interesting concept. The idea is that people who have a few kids are battle hardened and probably have built up a few of the specific muscle groups that you use when you've got little kids.

But if you're fresh, you know, it's coming in, you don't know what to expect. You use muscles you've got little kids. But if you're fresh, you know, it's coming in, you don't know what to expect. You use muscles you've never used before, like trying a new sport, except it's looking after tiny people. Yeah, totally. Here is a list of reported injuries amongst new parents. Back strains and tweaking of the back, especially when lifting and carrying toddlers. Yep. Broken bones, including one parent who broke their foot rushing to try and get to a crying child. I feel like that's an isolated incident though.

I don't know. I don't know. If you're not paying attention or if you hear a scream come from the backyard and you just bolt, you know? Yeah. Maybe, and then you're both crying. Are lots of parents breaking bones? Possibly, maybe. Okay. Neck and shoulder and wrist strains caused by repetitive lifting, scrubbing and carrying. Scrubbing injuries. Strained hands or wrists sometimes Resembling RSI injuries like carpal tunnel You can get that from having to rock the pram back and forth over and over and over or shake the rattle over and over and over or something like that

tennis elbow caused by carrying kids and Scrubbing baby bottles and breast pump parts that says how hard are you scrubbing your breast pump that you've given yourself tennis elbow? Well you definitely want to make sure it's clean. Yeah you do but not to the point that you injure yourself. I feel like a lot of these apply to dog owners. Oh okay. Which my dogs are like my children but a lot of these injuries yeah similar to owning a dog. Yeah well this one is torn muscles resulting from falls or sudden movements. When the dog bloody pulls on the leash and it drags you down the street. Or he gets under your feet in the kitchen. Yes, yes.

Toddlers will do that too. And then this one is an isolated incident. Someone who dislocated their pinky, hitting it on a door frame while playing with their child. Which led to surgery and prolonged recovery. Oh must have dislocated a bit. Which much like the dog, the kids don't care about your recovery. No. They don't care. The dog doesn't know. They don't know. They want you now. They want you now. They want to play and they want to play now and they want to eat now. I've got RSI from cleaning up wheeze and poos from the carpet. No you didn't.

No, but I would have if we had carpet. Yeah, or a dog. That was before I got a dog. So I don't know what's happening there. We want to hear about your parenting injuries this afternoon. And this could be anything. It doesn't have to be like a lifting the child situation. It could be tripping over some bloody Lego that someone left on the ground, and then you fell into a bit of drywall

and banged your head or something like that. Maybe you got a burst eardrum from hearing, Mom, Mom! A million times. Maybe, like my father-in-law, you were teaching one of the kids how to play golf, and they hit the golf ball straight into your kneecap. Oh yeah. I could think of a worse place. I don't know. I don't know. Would you rather?

The balls would be temporary pain. The kneecap was like a lingering issue. So you're saying if you had a choice, because I mean I can't comment because I don't know how it feels, would you rather take a golf ball to the kneecap than the nut sack? Is it a toddler driving the ball? No, it's me. Oh. What would you rather? Oh. You're the only one on this show that can comment. Maybe nuts. Really? Yeah. But if you hadn't had kids yet, would you still pick that? Yeah, probably kneecap. Yeah. But if you hadn't had kids yet would you still pick that? Yeah probably kneecaps. Mine are redundant now, whereas I still need those kneecaps. Exactly. We're talking about parenting injuries. We read out a list of injuries

that new parents can expect to get just before, but actually just having small crazy people in your house it turns out leads to some pretty serious injuries we're hearing. A lot of people in the text machine saying broken noses from the kid throwing their head as you're trying to pick the kids up. There's like a million of those texts. Or you've been down to pick up the kid and they jump at the same time. That's what the people on the text machine are saying. Also eye gouging when they want to wake you up. A lot of eye gouging. We want to hear about your parenting injuries and Rena is on the phone. Hi Rena.

Hi Rena. Hey how are you guys? We're good. What happened and who did it? It was actually both my kids. I was pregnant with my second child and when you're pregnant, supposedly your ligaments, you release a hormone that relaxes your ligaments. Oh, right. And I picked up my first child out of the car seat and the ligament in my wrist snapped. Oh!

I love how you- It was not very nice. I love how you're apportioning some of the blame to the unborn child as well. You're like, you're not getting out of this. Well they suck the life out of you don't they Rena? Oh yes they did. I've also got PTSD I swear. Sorry. If you can have PTSD be careful.

All the lasting injuries and mental health things going on. Lisa's here. Hi Lisa. Hello. Hello. Your parenting injury sounds pretty serious. What happened? I dropped the kids off at school and got back to the car and my nine-month-old son was in the pram and I didn't put the brake on when I stopped at the car and of course he's rolled off the gutter and is about to hit the car and fall into the road. Yeah. So I lunged out to grab the pram and put my neck out. Oh no.

Yes, and I was constantly telling my husband that you've got to put the brake on when you get to the car, because the one time I didn't. Oh no! Oh no Lisa! The one time and you paid for it. He didn't hit you with the well, well, well. No, I didn't tell him. Oh yeah. Yeah, die with that lie Lisa, die with the lie.

Yeah, you need to maintain the moral high ground. We're talking about parenting injuries. Someone said I got the kids a trampoline for Christmas apart from the ripped skin and blood blisters from putting the mother beep together on Christmas Eve. I also jarred my lower back on Christmas Day because the kids wanted to see me do a backflip. Oh, the kids forced you to do a backflip did they? Someone said I'm a preschool teacher and I have gone slightly deaf in my right ear because of the amount of noise I'm exposed to. I've had a hearing test to confirm it.

Wow my daughter was only two when she hit me on the head with an itch a sketch by accident. I saw stars and I hurt for days afterwards. Luckily no lingering injuries that I know of. This one's similar to that but way worse it says I got a concussion from my daughter was bouncing her on my knee and she pushed up and whacked her head into mine. She was fine however I've got post concussion stuff still happening four years later. Wow! Gosh, she must have a really hard noggin.

I know a woman who tripped on her kids Tonka truck and fell through a glass table. Yikes. Wasn't that an ACC ad in the 2000s where the mum walks into the room and she slips on the Tonka truck and goes through the table? Those glass tables worry me. Yeah. I don't think I'll ever buy one of those glass tables. Yeah.

Because I just picture coming home after a few shandies. Or your drunk friend decides to dance on top of it. Whatever happens. I just picture it shattering. Parenting injuries. Someone said my son was seven. He knocked me over onto my daughter's wooden dollhouse and I broke my tailbone. I couldn't sit without a cushion for months. Oh god. Someone else said a broken tailbone from

birthing. Oh yeah we haven't even begun to go. My mum will never let me live that down. You know you broke my coccyx when I gave birth to you. My mum will never let me live that down. You know, you broke my coccyx when I gave birth to you. I said, yes mum, you've told me a million times and can you say tailbone instead of coccyx? She says coccyx. You broke my coccyx. It's my coccyx and I'll call it a roller. I said, I didn't know you were a roller. I didn't know you were Russian. Their names Brang Clint. Our favourite daughter of the late Steve Jobs, Eve Jobs. We talked about her last week. Eve Jobs' wedding has gone down very lavish. For a very creative and innovative human, Steve didn't have much to offer in the name department. He was obviously a genius but also reportedly...

He's like, no time, just call her Eve, it rhymes with my name. Reportedly quite a tyrant. Yeah. Do you think Eve's mother had any input to the name? That's a great question. He also loved to wear the same thing every day because it took decisions out of his day so he could be more creative. Do you reckon that was the same thing with naming his daughter, he's like, mm, just do as close to my name as possible, Eve. Eve's close enough.

Yep, just knock a few letters off it. Well do you reckon he said name her Steve and his wife misheard? And he was like, surely he meant Eve. Yeah. Anyway, the wedding's gone down, it was in the Cotswolds in the UK, which is where Clarkson's farm is.

I was gonna say, why does that ring a bell? And yeah, you're spot on. It's where the Beckhams live. It's where Ellen DeGeneres lives at the moment. It's where the really rich mob family on Mobland lives, Pierce Brosnan and Meryl Streep. That's where they live. Meryl Streep? Meryl Streep on Mobland? No she's not on Mobland. Who's the other one? Helen Mirren. Helen Mirren. The other one. Yeah I love Helen them confused. No, she's not on Mobland. Who's the other one? Helen Mirren. Helen Mirren. The other one. Yeah, I love Helen Mirren. Anyway, Steve Jobs, daughter Eve Jobs,

had Elton John perform at the wedding. Amazing. Kamala Harris was there. Princess Beatrice was there. Courtney Kardashian was there. What? Random. Yeah, yeah.

But for people who like to judge people on how many bridesmaids they have, okay, this is the key detail. Yeah, how many bridesmaids did she have? Forget Carmela. And did they all wear black skivvies? Yeah, and New Balance. Yeah, no. Daughter of Steve Jobs, Eve Jobs had nine bridesmaids. Oh yuck. Nine. No offence to anyone listening that had nine, but yuck. If Steve was alive he wouldn't have permitted it.

He was famously minimalistic. Nine. He would have gone, this is not a good look. See this iPhone that I invented? One button. Yep, that's all. Do you think nine represents one button? No.

Daughter of Steve Jobs, Eve Jobs had Bruce Springsteen's daughter, Jessica, as one of her bridesmaids. Okay. She had Bill Gates' daughter, Phoebe, as one of her bridesmaids. I don't know nine people that I like enough to invite to my wedding,

let alone have them as my bridesmaids. There's no reports on what he had on his side of the aisle. I always find it really interesting if they've got different amounts. But also, his name barely gets mentioned in the article. Yeah, what's his name? His name. Beave. The man who married daughter of Steve Jobs, Eve Jobs. His name is, I can't find it, oh here it is, Harry

Charles. Harry, he's got two first names. Harry Charles, he's on the team Great Britain Equestrian team and he's 26. Daughter of Steve Jobs, Eve Jobs, only 27 as well. Okay. This is a very high society elitist. It sounds very fancy doesn't it? Carmelah Harrison, Princess Beatrice in there. What do you think is the perfect amount?

Kordy Kardashian would have been there and be like, shit this is too fancy for me. I'm underdressed. What do you think is the perfect amount of bridesmaids or groomsmen to have? I think the perfect amount is three, I think an acceptable amount is four, and I think you're pushing it at five. I think get rid of it altogether. You're a nun. Obviously, if it's your day, go nuts, have what you want to have.

But if I were to ever get married, I don't think I'd have any. Yeah, but you're very jealous and you don't want the spotlight taken off you. No, it's more that I don't want to put my friends through the punishing, like, you know, the punishment of like, oh, you have to get the dress and then you have to do this. You have to organize your own hints party, though. Nah, that's the one thing where I'd be like, you guys can do that and that's it.

You don't have to do anything else. We don't get a dress? Or a seat at the table? Let's be real. Does anyone, I'd love to know from people, did you have the best, I challenge, like if I think about weddings, I've been a bridesmaid and I've also just attended a wedding. I know which one I'd much rather do. Oh, you just attend? I would much rather just attend. It way more fun. Yeah yeah yeah. Way more

fun. Yeah. What do you girls think producers? What's the ideal amount? I thought you're gonna say is more fun being a guest and yes it's way more fun being a guest. Have you ever been asked to be a bridesmaid Claudia? How dare you I was a maid of honour. What? Yeah. But I didn't do a very good job in the second bridesmaid took over all responsibilities. But I still got the title. She would have rather be a guest. Bri and I are playing in a charity football match in a couple of weeks to raise money for Multiple Sclerosis Auckland Great Cause. Yeah, such a good cause. And the way they raise money is we get ourselves sponsored.

We get a sponsor on the front of our jerseys. Samsung have offered to sponsor me, which is very generous of them. And get a sponsor on the front of our jerseys. Samsung have offered to sponsor me, which is very generous of them. And no one offered to sponsor me until yesterday. Until yesterday, Bre. Until yesterday when a bunch of amazing businesses have come forward and said they're willing to put their branding across my jerseys on my jersey. The prize also, the sponsorship rather, also includes jingle, personalised jingle that you will write and perform on the radio. Yep. And that's about it. Oh and a personal endorsement. Yeah also a personal

endorsement from me, which I don't know if it's a good or a bad thing. We had so many generous offers and we are down to a short list of three potential sponsors this afternoon, Bri. The first one is the team at the Blue Lake Top 10 Holiday Park, Kelsey, hi. Hi, Kelsey. Hi, hi guys. Good to talk to you again.

Just checking you're still all in on this. I'm still all in. Yeah, nothing that's happened in the last 24 hours has made you want to distance yourself from Bri? No, no. Oh good, that's happened in the last 24 hours has wanted made you want to distance yourself from Brie No, no, no good. That's good news. We just have to check. Okay, great news. You hold the line for us. You're in there Michelle we didn't get to speak to you yesterday, but we appreciate your offer You're from Cleveland Funeral Home and you'd like to sponsor Brie as well. Yes Yes, absolutely

100% you're the ones that put the fun in funeral right Michelle? Damn right we do, yes. No it's about celebrating, it's about celebrating a life. Could we have Bri arrive at the match in a coffin in the back of a Cleveland Funeral hearse? Mate I tell you what we can organise anything, my friend watch us, do it in three days even. Yeah. I'd rather not go in the coffin but open to the hearse. We can negotiate this. Michelle okay thank you just checking you're still in? Absolutely. Absolutely okay and the third one we had was online gift store we can't get hold of them at the moment but

they're still in the running what was the name of their place again Claudia? They're called Hello You, they're an online gift store based in Hawerra. Okay great, shout out to them as well. They put in a very generous offer yesterday as well. Brie, the decision is now yours. I have vetted all of your potential sponsors. I'm happy with any of them to be plastered across your chest. And the decision is yours. Here's what I've thought. Such amazing businesses and they've all been so generous, put forward amazing offers and I can't make the choice.

I can't make a decision between these three incredible businesses. So what I've done, I've put them all into a wheel. I've put them all on a wheel on this website and then we're gonna spin the wheel and the wheel will choose for me. Love it. That's fair. That seems fair. So I think it's fair. So long as you're happy with any of them coming up. I'm stoked with any of them. Absolutely. I would love them all to be a part of it. So I'm stoked with any of them coming up? I'm stoked with any of them. Absolutely. I would love them all to be a part of it. So I'm stoked with any of them. Should we spin the wheel? Spin the wheel. Let's do it. Here we go. Spinning the wheel.

Guys, I can confirm it's one of the people on the phone. It's the Blue Lake Holiday Park in Rotorua. You know, you wouldn't believe it, Kelsey. I'm so excited. Mate, I'm so excited. Are you ready for the best jingle of your life? Could it be more ready? How many minutes of football do you require from Bree for the sponsorship?

We didn't talk about that, because I'm aging its rolling subs. How long do you need her out there to get the exposure that you guys need? I'm gonna be really honest here and tell you I don't even know how long a game is. That's good Kelsey because I'm gonna play a full seven minutes just for you guys and that's yeah that's a that's a lot of the game yeah that's that's good. Kelsey at the Rotorua Blue Lake Top 10

Holiday Park congratulations on purchasing your first professional athlete. And we will be in touch with your jingle. Thank you very much. Thank you so much. One last question before you go. How do you feel about me singing on the jingle? I feel good about it and it would be my preference. Yeah, I was gonna say it's a prerequisite.

Right? Yeah. Okay. Okay. I hear you. I hear you. I'll give Kelsey what she wants. Go. Boy. Very good. Good to chat, Kelsey.

We'll talk soon. Thank you. Thank you. Also to Cleveland Funeral Home. If anyone's dying soon, make sure you check them out. They sound lovely. The ZM Podcast Network. If you missed it, Bree is now sponsored

by the Rotorua Blue Lake Top 10 Holiday Park as a footballer. I can't believe finally, finally, this was my dream as a kid to be a sponsored football professional athlete and finally. All the money going to Multiple Sclerosis Auckland, it's a great result. Can people come and watch, come down and watch the game? Yeah definitely. And I think you can donate if you come down and watch, but we'll give out the details if you want to come down and watch. I read a fascinating article this week

about the best fruits for you as a person, and the most overrated fruits. Which I always thought was interesting because I always thought fruit was fruit, and all fruit is fruit, and it's good, it's all good. All of it is good, it's good.'s all good. All of it is good it's good. Do you mean in terms of like for your body and for your digestive system like the best and worst fruits? For your overall health I think. For the range of benefits that each fruit has.

Like is there super fruits? Super, absolutely super fruits. And then this article says there's some fruit you shouldn't bother with. Okay, just leave it alone. Anybody want to guess what the best fruit was? What came out on number one on the top? Got to be apples. Apples? Got to be apples.

Blueberries. You reckon blueberries? Yes. Claudia? Food, antioxidants. Ella, what do you think the number one was? Mandarins. Mandarins.

Okay. The best fruit you can eat is blueberries. Yes! Oh! Go Claudia. She's a smart one, you are. I've had enough blueberries to know. Not for your wallet though. The best fruit you can eat is blueberries. Yes! Go Claudelus. She's a smart one you are. I've had enough blueberries to know.

Not for your wallet though, am I right? $10 a punnet. Buy the frozen ones. You get six of them. I was going to say. Buy the frozen ones. They're not snackable though are they? No they're not but they're good for smoothies or pancakes.

One study showed that people who ate 200 grams of blueberries two hours before a test got better scores. What? Is that an entire punnet? But they, did they just test the smarter people? Yeah, that's not fair. Another one linked 180 grams of blueberries with better memory, accuracy and concentration. Oh, look. Get off the riddle and get on the blueberries.

They're freaking blueberries, they're not bloody magic pills. And separate research suggested that blueberries improve blood vessel function. I need to eat some goddamn blueberries. Yeah if they made them more affordable. The blueberries were at the top of the big six. The big six were blueberries, strawberries, raspberries. I hear a trend. There's a theme.

Blackberries. Huh? Chinese gooseberries. I was about to say the gooseberry. Otherwise known as kiwifruit. What about the smasberries? No. What about these berries?

Chinese gooseberries is kiwifruit. Right. And oranges. What about dim coconuts? No, dim coconuts not on the list. What about your berries? No. Is coconut a nut?

I don't know. Coconut isn't a nut, fun fact. I think it might be a fruit. Of course it's not a nut. It's small. Why is it called a coconut? Well it's in a tree. Don't get distracted guys. Sorry. Here's my question for you Clint. What is the most overrated fruit in your opinion? Oh in my opinion? In just your opinion? Oh um probably a grapefruit. Oh wow I so agree. Yeah. I so agree. Yuck. Too sour to be nice. If you have to put sugar on it. Not sour enough to make me think that it's gonna heal my cold. Mmm. You know? Yeah. Average as. Do you guys want to know what came in last? The most overrated fruit? Yes. What?

Do you want to have a guess first? Banana pear. Banana? Excuse you, banana is a goddamn superfood. I know that. Oh, is it? They're so useful. They're so versatile. What's in banana? Potassium. Yeah. I love banana. Which you like to know.

Great before a workout, great after a workout. Come here and I'll show you. Portable. Great for children. Highly portable. Highly portable. Highly portable. You turn your nose up at bananas all the time. You get the banana ick. You can't deal with it.

I'm very particular about my banana. You're so particular. You eat your bananas all the time. Pardon you. Pardon you. Pardon you. You, no. What is it?

No. Coming in last was melon. Oh, yuck. All melon. A honeydew. Yum. Like unless that honeydew is in the 1% of honeydew melons that are the right amount of sweetness,

the right firmness, honeydew. What? Don't get me started on a goddamn cantaloupe. Or a watermelon. What? I won't even look at a papaya most of the time. Yeah, you don't look at papayas. Melon is the filler food of the breakfast buffet.

So true. It's just there to take up space. I don't even know who you guys are anymore. Someone had to say it. It's no pineapple, I know that. It's just taking up space that belongs to the watermelon in my opinion. Such a nothing fruit. Amen, brother.

This is quite a wide-reaching list. You can all inquire about one fruit each and I'll give you its star rating. Me please. I can tell you where it places. Claudia? Can you please search up a nectareine? Is that your favourite? I love yes plums and nectareine stone fruit. I love them. Firm? Nectareine. Yes. Nectareine has. Sour. Nectareines are great. Done very well. Four out of five stars. Done very well, four out of five stars. Ooh! Nice! Perfect for heart health and immunity.

Perfect. Ella, would you like a fruit? Yes please, tamarillos. Tamarillos? That's what my ma made when she was pregnant with me and I just loved them. Tamarillos. Tamarillos scare me.

Yum. Not on the list. Fijoa. No. Fijoa. I also love fijoa. Oh, no, fijoa either. You love an alternative fruit.

My favorite fruit, which won't be on the list, is a mango steam. Oh my gosh! Do you love mango steams as well? I tried them in China for the first time, it's all I can say. They're unbelievable. Oh my goodness, they're such a sensory delight.

They're so yum. Part mango, part nectarine? No. Passion fruit almost. No, I feel like it's got like lychee vibes mixed with something else. But what about cherries? Because I love cherries. How good is fruit guys? Cherries, cherries.

They gotta be on the list. Oh they're on the list! I was getting worried about my list for a second. Well Ella chose tamarillo's, sorry. Cherries get four out of five stars. Happy with that? Best four, better sleep. Really?

Nice. Isn't nature wonderful? Isn't nature wonderful? Some people give tart cherry to children to help them go to sleep at night. Cherry juice, very good for you. Also good for gout, I've heard. Where did you hear that?

Just randomly. From my gout doctor. And wait, we're gonna ask Clint, but his favourite fruit is the gnashing pear. I love a gnashing pear. You would. Straight out of the fridge. The worst fruit ever.

No, we already said that's melon. Okay, melon is the worst, but gnashing's close behind it. It's ZM's Bri and Clint podcast. Let's get classical. Cool. It's me and Bri versus producer Ella and someone who's texting the team that they think is going to win is going to score 50k of sea chicken dollars. We're playing for them. We'll leave it all out on the floor for those people.

Amen. I'm coming in with a bit of feist, a little bit of passion. It's unusual from you. A bit of peace. Oh, okay. I want to see the feist back. I don't know about that. Feistiness has gone away from you, I think. There was too few many texts complaining about that, which is fine. I get it.

People are now texting in saying, bring it back, she's a bit mellow. When Ella gets really fussy we get texts from dogs because only they can hear it. Exactly. Do they want the tiger back? Is that what you're saying? Yeah. I want the roar. Let's see how it goes, shall we?

Let's get into it. Okay, let's get into it. So basically the way it works, these are pop songs reimagined in a classical style. Brian Clint versus Ella. Buzz in with your name. I need the artist and the name of the song. First team to two correct answers. Takes home the win. Are we ready? You got it. Here we go. Here's your first song. Clint. Ella. Clint.

Ed Sheeran. No. And he's on his way winding down old country roads. Ella. One. Ella. Castle Hill. Oh.

Brie. Oh my gosh. I don't know. Oh my gosh. No. Shush. Clint. Brie.

Castle. Oh, Ella! Over the hill. No! Ella, Ella, Ella. No, no one gets it. Oh. We can't all have a guess.

No, yeah, we don't. That's gone, that one. But we're gonna run out of songs. Well, Ella, what is it? Okay, Ella. Yeah, Ella. Castle on the Hill? Yes.

She can't! I'm trying, I'm trying. I'm trying, I'm trying. I'm trying, I'm trying. I'm trying, I'm trying. I'm trying, I'm trying. I'm trying, I'm trying. I'm trying, I'm trying. I'm trying, I'm trying. I'm trying, I'm trying. She can't! Immediately lost it. What did you say? Castle over the hill.

Ela just did Castle Hill. I love that place in Christchurch. I reckon there's an asterix over there. That could be a loose point. Do you want to win like that? Yes, you would take it. We'll see what happens from now on. Yeah.

I've got pride. It's okay, it's not gonna matter. No, yeah, it's not gonna matter. We're not gonna need that loose point. Whatever. Ella? Ella? Not a confident one.

Three. Oh, no, it sounded familiar. No, no, no. It looks, sounded familiar. Oh no. Free guess? Free guess or we'll keep going, everyone's back in. A quick guess is a good guess. I'm so scared. Are you humming the entire song?

Buzz her out. Sounds like a good Charlotte song, but no. I've got nothing. Okay, we'll go again. Okay. Oh, Ella! Ella? Good Charlotte? No.

Frick. I'm going. We can get it, we can get it from that. Oh come on, buzz them out. No, this is our free guess. The rules are different for a free guess. You could have been kind of quick with it, but... Come on, you're good. We'll get a little bit more.

Yeah, we'll go again. Everyone's back in. Everyone's back in. Clint. Um, Fallout Boy. What's it called? Oh my god. Can we answer together?

Yeah. Sugar, we're going down. Yes. Tap down when a burning man breaks Clint, um, Fallout Boy What's it called? Oh my god Can we answer together? Yeah Sugar, We're Going Down

Yes Yes I wouldn't have known that Tap down, then a little round And Sugar won't Oh, tight break, tight break Fallout Boy, guys Fallout Boy

When you said, when you said Sounds Like Good Charlotte I was like, what a stupid thing to say But actually, it went far off. It was pretty close. Thank you. Smoke on that will ya? Is that the same? No. But here's another song. It was Bree that said, oh no sorry don't worry. What? Oh. Oh. Ella! Clint. Ella.

Clint. Quickly. Diamonds Rihanna. Oh shit. It is. Oh my gosh! Ah! Oh shit.

Ah! God damn it. That was our song. The tiger's back baby! We're born. She wasn't even born when this came out. Ah! Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Bye! What the shit? Ahhhh! That was our song! The tiger's back baby! We're born! She wasn't even born when this came out! I was! Just saw her!

She doesn't even know who Rhianna is! Imelda, I guess you win! Woo! We're back baby! She's done it for ya Imelda! Sorry about the screaming! 50kfc chicken dollars. Question? It's like vinegar coming off of our lips. Yeah. Yes Ella. I just have to survey, was the screaming too much? Nah mate, I say be you.

I say be you and I want to hear all the raw emotions. Well thanks guys, good game. Like if we win next week we're gonna swear and call you every word under the sun, because that's how we roll. I'm taking my pants off. I'm going to do it right now. Just before the break I said we were going to talk about adult pacifiers and someone texted me and they said, what the F did you just say? Adult pacifiers? That's it. I've decided to become a serial killer. Please don't. And I wish I was like,

like it was a, it was a, it was a cheeky tease. And we're not really going to talk about adults using pacifiers, but it's not. We're talking about the phenomena of some adults who have decided to start using pacifiers, dummies, you know, the things that the thing Maggie Simpson sucks on. Yeah, those things. Is this a real thing? It's a real thing. The Sydney Morning Herald has reported on it.

And apparently, you don't call them dummies or pacifiers for adults. What do you call them? You'd refer to them as soothers. It's a soother. If an adult is using it, it's a soother. According to this report, some people are using, adults are using soothers to help with oral habits, like stopping smoking or vaping.

Okay. Nail biting, excessive chewing. That's why you might use a soother. Psychologist Carly Doba says that soothers can also comfort adults, although sorry she said soothers can also comfort adults as well as children, but she said it'll only work for a little bit for the adults because they'll get bored of it. Yeah right. Have you ever seen an adult sucking on a pacifier? No and if I did, I don't know.

How you'd feel about it? Yeah, no I know how I'd feel about it. Well it depends if they were wearing a big nappy or not. Absolutely. And dressed as a baby. Yeah, it depends if they were in an adult size stroller or not. And look I do know that that is a community of people as well that like like to dress up as adult babies. Is it? Yeah like fairies. Yeah, but what do they call what do they call themselves? Adult baby community. Have you have you seen the doc? Oh, no, I haven't no, but I'm glad you're googling this and not me

Probably shouldn't be doing it on the work Wi-Fi. I I'd seen worse Yeah me. Probably shouldn't be doing it on the work Wi-Fi eh. Oh it's seen worse. Yeah I swear TLC, oh yep, I'm addicted to living as an adult baby. Wow. I don't think they really have a name, I think adult babies. Adult baby. Yeah. Well this is not that, it's just, I guess it's a gateway isn't it? It's the first stage to that, but it's adults sucking on pacifiers. It's kind of like a fidget spinner. Yeah, for your mouth. What's wrong with a lollipop? I guess it's bad for your teeth. However, the Australian Dental Association have chimed in,

and they've warned against prolonged use of adult soothers because it can cause your teeth to move, and it affects your jaw joints as well. You can get your teeth all out of place and your jaw can go all clicky. Yeah, right. I've just had a great idea. Should I bring out a range of adult lollipops? What's an adult lollipop?

Like, you know, instead of having a dummy, which people probably will judge you for, you can have one of these things. Protein lollipops. Oh, now you're talking, yeah, yeah. Protein lollipops would fly off the shelves at the moment. I'm pretty sure you can get. Protein lollipops. Oh now you're talking. Protein lollipops would fly off the shelves at the moment. I'm pretty sure you can get like creatine lollipops or something like that. Can you?

Maybe. Surely. Copyright if you can. You want, oh you know what you need to do? You need to do like a vodka lollipop. Yeah that's not a bad idea either. This is a real thing by the way. The Australian Dental Association recommends limiting adult dummy use to less than 30 minutes a day and avoiding using your adult, sorry, your adult soother overnight. Your soother, yes. Would that be a deal breaker for you if you were dating someone

and then you guys went home for the first time and whatever happened happened and then just before you like, all right Good night, then they popped in there. So there's so though would that be a deal breaker? Depends if they wanted me to burp them or not They can say depends out they were and that's On the weekend, we were very lucky we got to go to the Symphony show Which was in Auckland at Spark Arena. There was two there was a full metal band Yeah, and then another symphony with sneaky sound system. It was great time. It was a good night out

It was an excellent evening. Very good. My one thing I would say and This is just because it's coming from people in their 30s, is it was a bit late. It was on a bit late. It started two hours after my bedtime. Yeah, it was on quite late. The show that, because we didn't go to the Rock one. I couldn't do two shows.

We didn't go to the Rock one. Couldn't go back to back. We went to the Synthony one. Yeah, which was fantastic. Guys, get this, the show started at 11.30 p.m. A bit late. It started. Which meant we all got home quite late. Yeah. You know, had a few drinkies, had a boogie, got home quite late. We're aware how old and crusty we sound, but I mean, I got home about 10 to 2 in the morning. Yeah. Which is a that's a big night for me now. Yeah that's huge. I was more like 330 so that's a that's a decent night out for me these days. But you and I were talking about and we said

yesterday how we felt like we were on a two-day hangover yesterday. We both arrived on Monday and we looked at each other and just went And then we just knew we instantly knew it's good to have an ally actually it is good to have an ally it makes You feel a little bit better And then yesterday you said to me Something that shook me shooketh me to my core Because you said that on Sunday so the day before yesterday something that shook me, shooketh me to my core. Cause you said that on Sunday, so the day before yesterday, you would argue the worst hangover day.

The worst of the days. The worst of the days. And you said that you spent your day at a six year old's clip and climb birthday party. And in my brain, it made me feel so grateful for my Sunday that I had when I heard you say that, so thank you for making me appreciate it. But in my mind I went, that might be the actual worst place ever to be hungover. I don't know if it can get worse. Can I say as a birthday

party, fantastic. Don't try and save it. You hate it every second. If I was six I would have thought that was the best day ever. Out of ten how much did you enjoy yourself on Sunday? Do you know what the saving grace was for me at the birthday party? What? They served Domino's pizza to the children and the children didn't really take to the pizza and I stood there for about 15 minutes because they had their party table and I watched and I waited and then eventually the dad of the birthday party picked up one of the boxes and started to offer it to the parents and I was like, bring that pizza over here right now.

Yeah, I was on the couch and I ordered whatever food I wanted and I had the curtains closed. I just, I felt for you. I really felt for you. I was like, I don't think it could be worse. So I've put together and I've asked you guys to write down what you think could be the worst possible place to be hungover. Because I feel like the six year old birthday party at the Clip and Climb party at the Clippin' Climes is at the tippity-top. Yeah, it's right up there. Yeah. I would like to throw in the ring, add to the list, worst places to be hungover. The Waiheke Ferry. Oh yeah. That is a horrible place. Paying for the night's sins from before. Horrible place to be hungover.

Or any ferry in general. Can confirm, it's horrible. I have a top two worst hangovers of my life and one of them was on the Inter Islander ferry. See that's, in bad weather. It makes me feel seasick, just you talking about it. It's a three and a half hour trip, it took five and a half hours. I passed out.

Did you? I passed out. Far out, that. Did you? I passed out. Far out. That's horrible. Are there worse places to be hungover? Anyone want to throw something into the ring? I've got one from personal experience. It's the worst hangover I've ever had in my whole life.

I had a tattoo booked the next morning at 10am. You idiot. And I had to go. I couldn't cancel because I would have lost my deposit. It was not good. What tattoo out of interest? Just this little tiny one on my arm. Like it wasn't anything major,

but I was like I need the bed by the window. My friend Catherine had a haircut booked the day after a very big 21st. She sent me a photo that the hairdresser took. She fell asleep with her head in a bowl because she was throwing up. Not even the wash bowl. They cut her hair in a bowl because she was throwing up. Oh, not even the wash bowl. They cut her hair around the bowl.

Oh, no. Did they give her a bowl cut? Oh, no. They did, yeah. Oh, no. Yuck. That's so grim. That is traumatising.

People are texting in with the worst hangover locations. Someone said, guys, how about a wedding dress fitting? Oh. Well, you're hungover, that sounds horrendous. One, I'm trying to remember the worst hangovers I've ever had. And one of the worst for me was about 10 years ago. And we went on a family girls trip to Melbourne and we just saw all the girls, all the generations.

We went out to the Melbourne Casino and me and my cousin, to Neil, decided to kick on and we had one of the biggest nights of our lives. And the next day I wake up and I'm like, I'm no good. And my mum goes, right, we're going down to the food markets. All right, everyone get dressed. And she's dragged me down walking around these food markets where they've got like, you know, the full roasted ducks and like raw fish and I literally, I threw up.

I ran out onto the street and I threw my guts up. Just write me out of the world. Someone said, worst hangover of my life was at Rainbow's end meeting the in-laws for the first time. That might be the winner. That might be the actual worst. Trying to make a good impression. Oh.

Someone said worst hangover is a table tennis national competition. Let's just say I didn't win. Oh, at $100.00 ZM, we want to know the location of your worst ever hangover. Someone said Christmas Day at Nan's place. Oh that can be a bit of fun. As long as your cousins are hungover too and there's plenty of food around that can be

okay. As long as there's a quiet place for you to go. ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. Let's go to Pip. Hi Pip. Hi Nan. What's the worst place. Hi Pip. Hi Pip. Hi Dan. What's the worst place you've ever been hung over Pip? Well, I can guarantee that every teacher will tell you

a primary school is the worst place to be hung over. I haven't experienced it Pip, but I can imagine it. That's you poor buggers. And the worst one I've experienced was at a very, very posh private school in London and Chelsea where I was working and You had to be on your game. You had to be very posh and well put together and yeah vomiting in the toilet was not That's like the six-year-old birthday party on steroids except you have to work and it goes for six hours Kim Yes, yeah, you can't get away from it. Yeah, that's right up there. Thank you. We're asking what's the worst place you were hungover? Someone said it was meant to be my, oh my god, it was my wedding day. I was at the altar and I threw up right when I was supposed to say I do all over my husband to be. He ran out of the church crying covered in my vomit. Yeah that

So many. I'll be a one for you, one for me situation. Oh, jeez. That sounds terrible. Anonymous, what's the worst place you were hungover? Hey, the first, the worst place is probably I had a party the night before and I went out drinking. I probably got home maybe around, I would say five or six. And I had to be at the shuttles at like seven.

So I had to go to take the shuttle all the way an hour and a half out of Auckland to some hike I'm not too sure what the hikes called, but I had to hike for ten hours Why would you do that? You were not a ten-hour hike hungover? Are you crazy? Was the hike compulsory? Yes, I had to because I did agree on it already and I thought I was just gonna go and just have a couple of drinks and then it just turned out horrible. Ten hours! Ten hours? Plus an hour and a half bus ride each way.

Yeah I slept the whole bus ride and then I got out and had to walk ten hours. Scott if that doesn't build character, an experience like that. Worst hanger of over of my life. Hot day car event, I had to vomit in a Porta-loo. Someone said I had to do a bungee jump hungover. No. That would be horrific. It's like a vomit milkshake.

Two mums, Rarotonga, Christmas, completely rode ourselves off. Didn't make Christmas lunch or the present gift giving to the children either. Nah, you wrote ourselves off. Didn't make Christmas lunch or the present gift giving to the children either. Nah, you deserve it ladies. I say, nah. Two mums missed Christmas.

You know, why not? Someone said, Luna Park in Sydney with my best friend on our first little overseas holiday. Didn't make it on the rides, threw up on the train on the way there. Sounds like first night fever. Worst hangover ever, scuba diving off the Mauraki boulders in a lesson group.

People were spewing off the boat and it was floating all around me. Oh my God. While I was submerged, cause I was the first one in the water. The fish were the only ones that enjoyed that day. Throwing up in a scuba mask while 20 meters deep underwater is not

fun. Yeah that is pretty up there. That is pretty bad by themselves. I found it. I found it. The question was what's the worst place you've ever been hungover? Yeah. Irish Brian here. Oh hey Brian. G'day Brian. Worst place ever for a hangover was in a live sewer manhole. Working in there is an absolute nightmare when you're not hungover. I've been there a few times, especially in Christchurch after the earthquakes. Well, we salute you for your service, Brian.

And that is the worst hangover I can think of in my god damn life. You just wouldn't be able to stop throwing up. At least though, you could just lean over and throw up. Yeah, it's going to the sewer anyway. You already into the sewer. Yeah. So.

Hmm. Poor Brian, that sounds horrendous. There it is, Brinclance. Brinclance. All I want from my birthday, is a birthday banger. Let's do it, shall we? Number one songs when you turn 16,

that is your birthday banger, and that's what we do here. Start with Paige. Hi, Paige. Hi, Paige. Hello. How's your day been? Good, thank you.

I've got my three kids in the car that made me call up, so they're passed. Go on, give them a shout out. You say, I say hi. Hi. Hi guys, what are your names? Huxley, Toby and Tui. Huxley, Toby and Tui. Shout out guys.

Thanks for getting Mum to call through for birthday bagger. Appreciate it guys. They also got me to say, first time caller. They know the deal. Those kids are on it. Smart kids, you're three, Paige. Yes, they're onto it. We listen to you every day. Oh well, we love you guys. Appreciate you finally calling through.

And now let's do Mum's Birthday Banger. What's your date of birth? 3rd of July, 1990. Alright, Paige, that means you were 16 in 2006. Hopefully this is one the kids approve of. Because that makes me crazy. Oh, it's not bad. It's not bad. Now it's Barkley, crazy.

I quite like it. I don't think the kids know that one. They're like, what's that? It's time they learnt, Paige. Yeah, it's a bot. Yeah. Okay, wait there. We're going to do a birthday banger for Flynn. Hi, Flynn.

Hi, Flynn. G'day, how you going? Good, thanks. What have you been doing today, Flynn? Work. Working. Yeah, fair enough, mate. Fair enough.

What is your birthday? 8th of June, 2003. All right, that means you were 16, Flynn, in 2019. We've done our calculations, and here's your birthday banger. I don't care when I'm with my baby yeah. All about this discipline. It's a banger. It's a banger Flynn. I can deal with the bad and the bad. That was big from the boys wasn't it? Huge.

I just brought some tickets for you to share in today. Did ya? Did you really? Which show are you going to? Wellington. That's going to be fantastic. That's going to be huge that show. You've seen him before Flynn? I have, years ago when I was about 10 I think. We've got a great birthday being a few then that matches up well.

We'll do one more for Suman. Hi Suman. Hi Suman. Hey guys. What have you been doing today? Just finished my work, going back home now. Yeah good, well let's get you on the way. What is your birthday Suman? Yeah it's May 1992. Right that means you were 16 in the year 2008 and on that day, you know, wait, this was number one. I'm in love with this love In this love, in this love Huge. I'm in love with this love

Huge. From Usher. That was this? That's a banger, Suman. Oh, that was here. I'll remember that. You're Usher fan? Yes.

Well, not me, but my partner was, so we had to go to club with that song. Yeah! Suman was just pretending so he could impress his partner. Okay wait there, Usher, JB and Ed Sheeran, Niles Barkley. Niles Barkley. I'm gonna go with Paige and the kids. Niles Barkley. I'm going to go with Paige and the kids. Niles Barkley. Niles Barkley.

Guys, you've won Birthday Banger! Woo! Yay! Congratulations guys from the year 2006. Here's your birthday banger on ZM. It is a Tuesday and on Tuesdays we go looking for a NAME IN A HAYSTACK! The hardest game on radio where we get a random

name of a person from one of our producers and a random business from the other producer and then we call that business cold and if the person with that name answers the phone we will have found a name in a haystack and that person today will win $1,600 cash. That money just keeps going up and today we're gonna go to Claudia first what are you choosing at random? I it's you know what it's kind of not random this week do you remember last week we talked about we were making George Michael jokes yes yeah we said we're gonna have to link up those two names and figure out if we can name in a haystack it Yeah, so I'm doing the location this week chosen one of those names

I'm going to the good George pub and Franklin and Hamilton. Are you gonna do Michael Hill jeweler? No, I think they're a bit busy today So what we're calling Good George Brewery. We're calling it the Good George Pub. Yep. And we're looking for a Michael. Okay that makes sense. I like it.

Does Michael work at Good George? Yeah. If he does he'll have to answer. Good George Michael speaking. Oh that's so good. I love it. Okay. I have faith this is going to work guys.

If this works out it couldn't be more perfect. Claudia, please connect the call to the Good George Brewery. We're in Hamilton. Hamilton. Frankton. I love it. Good George Brewery. Where we're looking for Michael.

Good afternoon, Good George dining hall. Frankton, you're speaking with Tracy. Tracy was it? Yes. Hi Tracy, it's Breanne Clint calling from ZM. Hi Trace. How are you? We're good. We were looking for Michael. There's not a Michael that works there, is there?

No, don't think so. We played this game called Name in a Haystack and today if someone called Michael had answered the phone he would have won $1,600. Oh. Damn, it wasn't me then. And then he would have had to say, hello, good George Michael speaking. I mean I can change it. Yeah, I know everyone says that.

Is your middle name Michael Trace? Your middle name's not Michael? No, sadly not. When I heard a lady's voice I was like, come on at least give us a Michelle, please. We're hoping we can get a Michelle. Yeah, it would have been constant half. We would have taken it. We could have given you something, but we can't.

But we love Good George Brewery, and we love Good George Beers. Yes, we love you guys. Well, that's good. Any good deals on at the moment, Tracy? Not right now, when we have a couple of limited brews on, but not some deal. What kind of food are you serving at the brewery?

Um, pizzas, burgers, platters, steaks. That sounds like a bloody ripping time. Perfect, we'll be there in an hour and a half. We'll see you soon. Thanks Trace, we appreciate you. See you mate. No problem, see ya. See ya.

There's not even a George that works there. That was an epic fail. God, if my name was Michael, I'd be going to every George brewery and looking for a job. Oh, we should have called George FM. Nah. Is there a Michael that works there? I don't know. You used to work there.

Don't have one way to find out. Oh, you don't know anyone that works there's name. LAUGHTER True search, mate. Worked there for two years. I know Tammy. Thank you very much. Alright, Name in a Haystack returns next week for $1,650 and next I've got some great aviation news to share.

I can't wait for this. It's good. ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. We're the leading show for maritime and aviation based news. We take that very seriously here at our show. It is at the top of our LinkedIn. And we have some ripping aviation news today. A student pilot from the Massey University

School of Aviation is in the news because it would appear that he has drawn a penis and testicles in the flight path in the sky with his plane on Monday evening and he has been given a please explain. It's not funny, it's serious isn't it? Is it serious? That's what I want to figure out. He took off from Palmerston North Airport, he flew to Paraparaumu and back and on the

way back the trip involved it says several circular and oval changes of path, leaving the shape of a phallus and testicles clear to see on flight radar. How even were the testicles? Very good, actually. Really? Yeah, Claudia, see if you can bring it up. To figure out, because obviously it's funny.

Obviously it's funny. You'll have to stimulate Claudia to bring it up. But is it illegal? To answer that question, I've called the only pilot I know, host of the My Morning crew, Captain Nixon Clark. Kia ora. Kia ora. I like that. Captain Nixon Clark. Captain Nixon. I heard you're a student pilot, not a real pilot yet. Is that true?

The start of that sentence doesn't matter, it just pilots in that sentence and I'm running on it. Oh, it matters to me if I'm getting on a plane where you're driving it, it matters to me. Okay, well driving's the first problem, we fly planes, Brie, we fly planes. That was a test. That was a test, you passed the first test.

Brie said when we were brainstorming the show today, she goes, I would absolutely not get on a plane with that man. I believe. Oh, the sounds, I turn the stereo on, you get your headphones, we're good to go. I'll fly you to Raglan, we have a coffee, we fly back. I believe my words were, you couldn't pay me

enough money to get on a flight where you were flying, Nixon. It started my business proposal where I'm gonna do Uber Eats but in the sky. You can go to Wai. In the sky. to do Uber Eats but in the sky. You can go to white and drop your Uber Eats package from the plane. With a little parachute. Okay so Captain Nixon Clark from MyFM, our qualified pilot, is it illegal to go up in your plane by yourself, it's not a commercial flight, you're by yourself, and draw a sky penis in your flight path?

It's not illegal, it's not illegal, but what I will tell you though is that before you fly a plane you have to work out your fuel. So where you're going, you need to work that out and do the whole formula, nautical miles, all that sort of stuff. And so he's put that into his calculations so he had enough fuel to do that drawing. You're saying it was premeditated? It has to be because you have to go from A to B. If you take any detours, you have to make sure that there's enough fuel in that plane because you can't just refuel in the air, right?

Wow. He's put that into his calculation. Yeah, yeah. I'm going to play silly games here and then I'm going to draw a penis in the sky, but I know I've got enough fuel for it. What have we learned? All dick pics are premeditated. Yeah it's pretty hard too I will give them credit I saw the picture. I've seen it.

I tried to write my name. Yeah yeah it is really hard it's quite you know. Yeah and like it uses a lot of fuel it uses a lot of fuel. The penis just you guys can't see it but you should google it the penis is kind of over Shannon if you know the area and it's pointed directly at Foxton. Like the penis, it's almost like he's sending a message. The penis is pointed directly at Foxton. Yeah, Fox and Fizz. Fox and Fizz. Fizzing extra hard today.

It's Kareem's motherwood too though. Alright well we'll take that, you're the only pilot we know, so we are going to choose to believe you. Thank you very much for your expert opinion. Thanks Captain.