ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 29th June 2022

Episode Date: June 29, 2022

A woman is on the hunt to find her lost wedding dress. Clint's got a challenge for Bree. Auditions for the Karens Restaurant. Someone left a HANDWRITTEN review on some butter chicken. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network Welcome everyone. Does anyone have anything for the podcast today? No, you shotgunned it? No, I haven't shotgunned it. I've got an idea. You told us to bring something. So you got something? So I brought Ella. And I bought Claude.

No, no, no. I got Cliff. I bought a box of Canberra favourites Well where are they? It's what to bring when you're told not to bring anything at all No, I didn't say don't bring anything at all I said everyone has to bring something She just specifically said to bring something

Because I didn't bring any favourites Well not everyone, one person has to bring something a day I was thinking, can we bring our dogs into work? I'd love that Your microphone's not working How's that? There she is. Whitney's all healed. Is she? Her nipples have gone down.

Bring all the dogs in on one day. Let me know a day. Chaos. And I'll bring two cats. Oh please, I love your cat and a dog. Do you want the cats to still be alive at the end? Yeah, the cats sound like they're going to outnumber the dogs. We're going to have six cats and three dogs. Yeah.

Pussy power. I will not bring Whitney because she will dominate those pussies. Oh, Whitney. Got him. I've got an idea. Yeah. Should we call my mum? Yes.

Yeah, lock it in. You don't even know what for. Doesn't matter. Keen to call her. I love that. Okay. I reckon we should call my mum. Uh-huh. And do you want to hear my mum? Like, do you want to call her. I love Doe. I reckon we should call my mum.

And do you want to hear my mum? Like, do you want to stir her up? Sure. What are we doing? So, Clint, I think you should call her. And I want you to say to her that you thought the last State of Origin game that happened on Sunday night was a fantastic display and the rightful team won. Those Cane Toads got pants, didn't they?

So they did. I think the sin bin rule was fair. Yeah. I think the reffing was perfectly fine. Who got carded? Rugby? Rugby League. Thank you.

Kafusi? I think that's how you say his name. Hello? Di, it's Clint. Oh, my God, Clint. You've just made my year. Oh, you heard the Elvis song on the show? Oh, God.

You happy, chappy? I thought of you when I voted for it. The original is better, but that was pretty fantastic. Well, we just played a bit of that too, the original. I know. I know. Yeah. I know. From Viva Las Vegas.

Have you seen the movie yet? Oh, my oath I have. How many times? Did you double dip like you did with Top Gun? No, I'm going tomorrow. Yeah, double dipper. Yeah. Hey, I just wanted to give you a quick chat, a quick call,

because you're the authority on these things. We haven't caught up about the origin that went down earlier this week. Oh, really? Do you want me to give you my honest opinion? Well, I thought I'd give you mine, and we'll go from there. I thought, best game

in ages. Are you serious? I thought the right team came out on top. Oh, are you serious? I thought the right team came out on top. Oh, are you serious? And the words of Eiffel 65 are, I'm blue, abba dee, abba da. Oh, that's it, Clint. That's it for you.

I'm not buying you a cocktail at the Gold Coast. Am I out of the well? You're out of everything, I can tell you. I thought the card on Kifusi was fair and reasonable. Oh, come on. Who gets sent off for that? For holding, you might as well have let New South Wales just lay all over them the whole game and they got nothing.

I thought it was... What about the head bin on Ponga when the first game, he couldn't even walk straight. The New South Wales guy, they didn't even take him off. Clint said that it was the best reffing game he's seen in years. Well, all I know is your father wants to find out where he lives. Oh, God. I've been set up for this, by the way.

This is bullshit. You know, I plead Maroon, mum and I, I would never, I would never side with those dirty Sydneysiders. Because as a Maroon supporter, what do we say when we support Maroons? On the count of three, one, two, three. Death to New South Wales. Queenslander. Oh, yeah, Queenslander. Up the count of three. One, two, three. Death to New South Wales. Oh, yeah, Queenslander.

Queenslander. Up the cane toads. Yeah, I put him up to that, Mum. I put him up to that. Oh, well, I tell you what. He's got a bit to answer for when I come down to the Gold Coast. Are you coming to the Goldie, are you? I hope I am.

I was keeping a surprise for everyone. Do you need somewhere to stay? Well, we were looking at the star, but they want us to stay two nights. Well, you may as well. Double duck. Yeah, well, that's true. And then we go to the movie at the Gold Coast as well. There you go.

Good on you, Mum. I'm excited for that. I'm excited to see you there. They're coming for the cocktail portion of the day. Mum said she doesn't want to do anything else. Can I just come for the cocktail portion of the day? Let's just do all cocktails. They want us to do five activities.

And we're so keen. Love the Gold Coast. We're really up for it. I could do five cocktails. I could just do five cocktail places. I'll do five. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I're really up for it. I could do five cocktails. I could just do five cocktail places. I could do five. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll get one of the first.

Espresso martini, that's all I say. Yeah. What did she say? Espresso martini. Espresso martini. Mum, she has one of those and she's lit. No, no, there's something I have to ask you guys. If you're coming to the Gold Coast, are we getting an interview with Chris Hemsworth?

Well, we were offered Lincoln Lewis from Home and Away. Oh, not bad. Not bad. We can try to find him while we're there. Yeah, Wally Lewis's son, Mum. Yeah, I'd rather Wally. You'd rather a Wally? No, Wally Lewis. Oh, I thought you said you'd rather a bit of Wally. You'd rather a Wally? No, Wally

Lewis. Oh, I thought you said you'd rather a bit of Wally. Hey, listen, Annie Hemsworth is alright with me. What about that other one that they don't talk about? Liam? Luke? No, the other one. Luke, I think his name is. Yeah, no, he's good in Westworld.

Mum, we give you one interview with Ed Sheeran and you think that we can just pull these interviews out of our arsehole? Brianna, terminology, that's a bit rough, isn't it? That is a bit rough, yeah. Yeah, what do you have to say to the producers, Producer Ella and Producer Claude? Should they line their stomachs for Saturday night or what? I definitely have some milk before they start and something to eat.

Does that help? Yeah. I don't want milk. I've never heard that before. I feel like that would be a bad option. Mumma Di's going to treat you to a spicy night. Go on. All right, I'm ready.

Okay, well, we'll see you in the Goldie this weekend then, Mumma Di. Good to chat. Oh, love you guys. Miss you. Blues, blues, blues, blues miss you here blues blues blues blues blues blues no queenslander come on you have to come in there well howdy pilgrim brian clint clint sometimes uh you know when we're looking for stuff to talk about on the radio we come across a situation where we can help some people and I'm hoping we can do that this afternoon

because I came across this story about this woman named Danny Barnes who she's from the UK she just got married to the love of her life Tyler and they're in the UK and they were coming back to New Zealand because they live here yeah here in Auckland on the North Shore and all their stuff couldn't fit in their luggage so they ended couriering some stuff back to New Zealand. But the stuff ended up being delivered before they got home, and it went to their neighbour's house, and it was a bit of a nightmare when the neighbour didn't realise that, you know, their stuff had been delivered to him,

and he ended up giving it away to an op shop. We've got a clip here of Danny who put this on TikTok, asking for help, talking about their situation. I shipped over lots of my own items from the UK to New Zealand. It unfortunately fell into the hands of a neighbour. He took all of our items to charity. This included our wedding guest book, my wedding bag. Lots of items that were incredibly sentimental to me. Why would he do that? Well, I don't know if he was a bit confused, I think.

And they're devastated about it, particularly her, because they've recently got married and these things are quite sentimental. She doesn't really care about all the other clothes and things. But the wedding bag and the wedding guest book are the two things that she would really like to get back. Yeah. We actually got in touch with Dani and her husband, Tyler, and Tyler joins us on the show right now. G'day, Tyler.

Hi, Tyler. Hey, guys. What a frigging nightmare. Yeah, no, frigging nightmare. That's exactly how it feels right now. Do you know why the neighbour palmed your stuff off to the cellies? What was the reason? I mean, that's been the question we're getting off a lot of people.

It's hard to say. I don't think he was mentally checked in, and that's okay. Look, we actually don't hold any resentment against him. I mean, at the time, it was very emotional, so we were, you know, confused. Yeah, totally. But I think when it came down to it, we just looked at the ultimate reason, which sort of falls in line with the postal service. I mean, look, we can all probably attest to a time of lost mail or something.

I think given the severity of what this was, it's just become this pretty unreal situation, a series of unfortunate events. Tyler, have you had any leads or any bites on the TikTok that Danny has put up? Like, have you found anything? Is there anyone that's got in touch with you? Unfortunately, not yet, no. I mean, we are talking about some specific items we're looking for, and we, I guess, can only hope that someone can, you know,

say they've happened upon a guest book from an op shop with our faces in it. It'd be weird that someone would even want the guest book. No, and that's what I worry about is that they would have put the bag and stuff out on display to be sold. But the guest book could be anywhere because you don't really buy someone else's wedding guest book, do anywhere because you don't really buy someone else's wedding guest book, do you? Exactly.

And that's why we thought someone would notice this or even the op shop, but they couldn't tell us. Like they couldn't remember if they had it. They get so much stuff every day. Yeah, exactly. Tyler, what we want to do this afternoon, we want to give you our platform to hopefully maybe you never know, someone might be listening it might be nothing

might come of it but something a miracle might happen so what we need is what does the bag look like what was the the sally's or the the op shop that it was dropped off at and how long ago okay so it was a uh see my wife will be perfect for this. Husband memory. It's like a white sort of golden bag with – they look like shells on the outside of it with a gold chain where you, I think, put it on your shoulder. It's a pretty specific bag. I've seen it.

It's got like – it's made up of all white shells on the outer casing. You'd spot it. And it was donated or given to the, what's it called, St Mary's Presbyterian Op Shop in Belmont. Okay. So very specific. We found a few items there already, so it would have been there. Yeah. And I think, I mean,

if anyone can even just point us in the right direction or they think they may know something, that'd be awesome. Would really appreciate that. Will you, whatever they paid the St. Mary's op shop, are you willing to match that price? If they paid $15 for the wedding bag, are you happy to put up the $15? No, yeah, of course not.

I mean, it's a small price to pay to put the smile back on your wife's face. Hey, Tyler, thanks for joining us. And hopefully a radio miracle comes of it. You never know. Thanks, guys. Appreciate it. If you've got any information, our text line is open. It's 9696.

Or you can flick us an email here at ZM and we will get that in touch with the right people. Hey, good luck, Tyler, on your epic quest. We hope that you find something soon. Thanks, Clint. Appreciate it, Bree. See you guys. Bye. Man, he will be husband of the year if he pulls this off.

Mate, Tyler, you will be winning so many brownie points if this comes off, mate. Bree and Clint. Dean, I don't know if I can contain my 12-year-old excitement when I say this, but the Hocus Pocus 2 trailer is out. It's out. Same bread. I'm with you on this one.

This is so awesome. September 30, we get Hocus Pocus 2. Now, let me set the scene for you, okay? The Sanderson sisters are back. All three of them have done the movie. They look great in the trailer. And basically, the Sanderson sisters have been teleported 30 years later into the

modern day world. Now, you can already imagine the humour around the modern day, like, do you know what I mean? All this newfangled technology. I can already see it. It was so pleased that all three of the stars signed on for this movie and they're all really pumped about it

and they're all really, really talented actors. So I think, I'm just going to call it, this could be a really, really awesome sequel. So the sequel we needed. We've got a little bit of the trailer here. Check it out. This is the trailer for Hocus Pocus 2. Lock up your children!

Yes, Salem, we're back! Ha, ha, ha, we're back! Hey, it's the Sanderson sisters. I bet you're looking for the stage. Always. Oh, my God, I'm fizzing. And when Dean says all three actresses have signed back on, he means Bette Midler, Sarah Jessica Parker, and Kathy Najimy, the original cast from the first one.

You're so excited about this, eh? I'm so pumped because it's such a nostalgic thing. And when I saw the trailer, they all look exactly the same. Yep. Everything these days is a throwback, and I'm not mad about it. Top Gun, Sex and the City, everything. It's bringing back the classics. Brie and Clint.

Are we all Love Islanding? I got a text! I promised I would not watch Love Island this season, and I am completely up to date. Me too, except for the best bits. I do not watch those, and they are crap. Get rid of them. I hate those episodes. I wish they didn't, and they are crap. Get rid of them. I hate those episodes.

I wish they didn't exist. Producer Ella loves them. We hate them. This is interesting if you're a Love Island fan. Laura Whitmore is the host of Love Island UK. You don't see much of her. She was in the first episode, and she'll come and host the final, but she hasn't been there for much, really.

Good gig. Yeah, totally. Great gig. Fly to Spain a couple of times, get paid. She's done a podcast with Ellen Car Chattyman. Yes. Love Ellen Car Chattyman. And she's revealed what the villa

is really like. Oh, I'm interested. Yeah. Take a listen to this. This is from Ellen Car's podcast. Is it grotty? Is there pubes? Is it like grout and disgusting? Because you know what it's like. It smells so bad. If you think about it, that amount of people,

like about 40 or 50 Islanders go through it throughout the whole summer. Carpet, the fake tan, the makeup, the BO. It must smell like a boy's bedroom. I was like, no, Link's Africa. Like when they try to cover the BO, that's what it smells like. It stinks in the Love Island villa. Wait, 40 to 50 people go through that show. Yeah, that didn't seem quite accurate to me.

What do they start with, 12? It seems, yeah. And then I reckon they end up with about 25, don't they? Yeah. Yeah. That seems like too many. Or do they film back-to-back seasons? Is there another country that comes in?

Nah, if you include Casa Amor there's a whole bunch of new people that's right I forgot about that but they're at the Casa Amor villa

but they end up in the other villa some of them do yeah well anyway she said it stinks to me what she's describing it sounds like a high school

changing room like a like a PE shed at high school it stinks rather than actually washing or using deodorant, you just spray Lynx Africa over to make it smell better. Sounds like what our soccer sheds smell like

when you take your shim pads off. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's so filthy. The issue too is, you know, when you live in it, you wouldn't smell it because you adjust to it every day. Someone who comes in fresh, someone new, if there's a new Islander who gets added to Love Island, they just go, hey, guys, I'm here.

I'm single. I'm flirty. I'm ready to be. What is that smell? Something stinks in here. David Day is like, yeah, sorry, that's me. I had a curry last night. Bree and Clint.

Did you rush into it? Maybe it worked out. Maybe it didn't. There's a story about a guy who met a girl on a dating app. Two weeks later, he's got her name tattooed on his neck, and he's moved countries for this woman. It only lasted 13 days. 13 days?

Yeah, once he got there. Yeah. So, I mean, what a whirlwind romance. Cautionary tale, I guess. But it happens, you know. Love is a powerful drug. So we want to know when you rushed into it. This person wants to be anonymous.

Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi there. Tell us, was it you, Anonymous, that rushed into something? No, friends of mine. What did they do? The first week they moved in together.

They moved in together the first week? Yeah, and then after two months, they got engaged. Whoa, wait. Here's the kicker. Are they still together? Yes. Wow! They've been together for four months now. Oh, oh, oh, okay.

I'm not laughing at their relationship. I thought you were going to say they've been together for four years. That sounds like a lifetime to these people. Are they married yet? No, not yet. When's the wedding? Next year, November. Have they got a dog together yet? She already had a dog. Okay, right. Lucky, November. Have they got a dog together yet? She already had a dog.

Okay. Right. Lucky. Anonymous, you're completely anonymous here. No one knows who you are. You can be honest with us. Okay. Are they going to make it to the wedding?

Oh, no. That's all we need to know. That's all we need to know. Thank you, Anonymous. You've been a big help. Someone takes it through and they said, my partner and I bought our first home after just three months of dating. Everyone thought we were crazy, but it's paid off, literally.

Wow, okay. That's amazing. Anna's here. Hi, Anna. Hi, Anna. Hello. Was it you that rushed into something, Anna? No, it was my friend.

What did they do? They were talking to a girl on the PlayStation networking chat from Fortnite. And then they were talking the whole night on the game. And then they were talking for like two months off. And then he lives in Auckland, she lives in Southland, and they're like, let's meet up. So they both flew to Queenstown for like a romantic getaway.

And then they meet at the airport, and he finds out it's actually a boy he was chatting to for two months it was a boy it was a boy yeah and he thought he was talking to a girl yeah wait did the boy like want to be with the boy and he knew and the other person didn't know yes he was like you've got a good personality and what did he think did he think the other guy would just get to the airport and go, oh well, you tricked me, but you got such good chat, I'll just go with it. Exactly.

Terrible. Whoa! Yeah, well, you probably should have figured out, you know, a bit more about the person. I reckon they should have done FaceTime. FaceTime, yeah. They didn't even talk on the phone. That is key. No, just on chat. What did he do? So they're at the airport, he's met up, what's the next thing he did? Did he get on the phone. That is key. No, just on chat. What did he do?

So they're at the airport. He's met up. What's the next thing he did? Did he get on the next flight home? He got a twin ship. He saw his message when they were at the point by the Patagonia ice cream, and he said, I'm here. He saw him.

He just went straight to the toilet, vomited, and booked a phone. He didn't even meet up. Oh, no. That sucks. That's sad. He had his heart set on somebody Okay Well he'll FaceTime

Yeah he's heartbroken He'll FaceTime them next time Definitely rushed into it though Someone texted through And they said My parents got engaged After dating for two weeks 38 years later

They're still married And in love Yeah I feel like back then It was a different time You didn't have as much choice Nah I'm sure That's a great story It is a lovely Very romantic story Love. Yeah. I feel like back then it was a different time. You didn't have as much choice. No, I'm sure.

That's a great story. That is a lovely, very romantic story. Sam's here. G'day, Sam. Hi, Sam. G'day, team. How are we? Good, mate. Tell us, was it you?

Yeah, so me and my man, we met on Tinder. Okay. And after the first date, I went home and I was like, Mom, I've found my husband. He's the one. Take me off the bloody radar. Yeah. Take me off first date, I went home and I was like, Mum, I've found my husband. He's the one. Take me off the bloody radar. Yeah. Take me off the roster, Mum.

Yep, yep, yep. And then four days later, we both say I love you. Four days? Three months later. Yep, yep, yep. Sorry, eight weeks later, we get engaged. Wow. Okay.

Yeah, okay. Three months later, we get matching tattoos. Yeah. Oh, right. Okay, later, we get matching tattoos. Yeah. Oh, right. Okay, I can see where this is going. Then what happened? It's been three years, and we are still hopelessly, romantically head over heels for each other.

Oh, I love this story, Sam. All right, all right, all right. Are you married? Almost, so we're buying a house first. Yeah, you've got to do a few other things things I mean, you did all those first things really quickly You guys won't get a building inspection or anything done You'll just rush straight into it You'll just see the house

You'll just make it off straight away We'll have this house, we're moving in tomorrow That's amazing, Sam I did not think it was going to end like that But there you go Fascinating So it can work, can't it? It can work, but it also can end in pure disaster.

Kind of romantic though, right? Absolutely. I've done it before. I've got a bit of fashion news this afternoon. You were just talking about the new Jennifer Lopez documentary on Netflix the other day, weren't you? I loved it. Halftime?

Yeah, it's very good. She's an icon, eh? We love J-Lo on this show. Particularly you. You're a huge J-Lo stan, aren't you? Huge J-Lo fan. Well, she's in the news today for fashion reasons. She has been photographed boarding a plane in her pyjamas.

If you look up to the screen here. I saw it. You can see the pyjamas she was wearing. up to the screen here. I saw it. You can see the pyjamas she was wearing. Nice set of PJs, aren't they? They don't look like PJs. No, they do. They look like silk pyjamas. They look like a nice silk suit.

Well, they're men's pyjamas. They're from a brand called Numma Jars. I don't know how to say it. Sounds fancy. They're worth two and a half grand. What? Those are two and a half grand. What? Those are two and a half thousand dollar pyjamas she's wearing onto the plane there, J-Lo.

And how the other half live. Right? Yeah. I know what's coming here. I thought you loved J-Lo. I love J-Lo. And we are taking a flight this week. We are?

We're catching a flight on Friday to the Gold Coast. Friday morning? Morning, exactly right. What time are on Friday to the Gold Coast. Friday morning. Morning, exactly right. What time are we getting to the airport? We have to be at the airport at about 3.30 in the morning. 3.30 in the morning. AM. Jeez, that's pyjama time, isn't it?

I thought you should do this. I thought you should take your J-Lo fandom to the next level and you should fly to Australia in your pyjamas. That's a great idea. Look, here's the deal. If you buy me the $2 in your pyjamas. That's a great idea. Look, here's the deal. If you buy me the $2,500 pyjamas, I'll wear the heck out of those things on the plane. Well, funny you say that.

Producer Ella and I have been talking and... BS. We have been talking, haven't we, Producer Ella? We've been in communication about this because I know you don't want to wear your daggy old Kmart pyjamas on the plane. No. No.

You're going to buy me some hideous pair of pyjamas to wear. If we buy you a brand new pair of pyjamas, will you wear pyjamas on the flight to Australia just like Jayla? I feel like that's a real loose thing that I have to agree to. Like if you could buy whatever pattern you want, whatever type of pyjamas. You could buy me long johns and I have to wear them. Long johns?

More like lingerie. Thank you very much. I would not be wearing lingerie. I won't get allowed on the plane. Lingerie. No, no, no, no. They'll be tasteful. Will they be nice?

They'll be nice. Well, Ella's lovely. She would never stitch you up, would you, Ella? No, no, no. Do you like, I don't know, Peter Alexandra? We could go down that route or like the warehouse. Yeah, Peter Alexandra. What would you Ella? No, no, no. Do you like, I don't know, Peter Alexandra? We could go down that route or like the warehouse. Yeah, Peter Alexandra. What do you want?

I'd love a pair of Peter Alexandras. Yeah? Yeah, that sounds divine. Just trust us, okay? And we'll provide the pyjamas. I've never flown wearing my pyjamas, but if there's anyone in our team that would be likely to wear pyjamas on the plane, it's me. Exactly.

You're just keeping it real. You're just keeping it real. You're just keeping it real. I'm just keeping it 100. You can keep them on when we get to the Gold Coast and you can wear them to the supermarket as well. Can you get me an eye mask? You can get your eye mask. That I can wear as a fashion headpiece?

Yeah, we can get you an eye mask. Can you write that down? Eye mask as well? Yep, that's written down. Eye mask and crotchless pyjamas. Perfect. We'll get it all ready for you. Excuse you. Nah, regular pyjamas.

Regular, regular pyjamas. And Ella will be there. She can film it for us. Perfect. Is it Ugg boots? Here we get you some Ugg boots, yep. Keen. Why am I, why am I?

Because you get to fly in pyjamas. It's a dream. I know. What am I trying to fight here? This sounds like a win-win for me. Exciting news. I've been waiting for this news for months and months and months. But I saw this was announced yesterday.

A new restaurant is coming to Auckland. Oh, good. We need a new restaurant. Well, hey, always came for a new restaurant. Our other restaurant closed down because of COVID. Well, a new restaurant. And when I say a new restaurant, it's a different type of restaurant. You might have seen this all over social media.

It's everywhere. It's everywhere in Australia. They've done pop-up restaurants all up and down the country, the Karen's Diner Restaurant. This is the one where they're intentionally rude to you, eh, the staff? Yes. Yeah. This is amazing. So it's called Karen's

because Karen's complain, is that right? Correct. So you don't get the normal, friendly, you know the customer is always right service. Instead, you get the most rude individuals who really don't give a crap about you. On purpose.

On purpose. I love it. And I hope that some hospo staff from around the country who have had a rough couple of years apply for jobs here so they can get it all out of their system, they can finally say to us, the customers, what they've never been allowed to say to us up until now. It's a win-win situation. So apparently it's going to be As I said a pop-up

So we don't know how long we'll have it for But a location is going to be revealed They believe in Mount Eden somewhere In Auckland In Auckland I thought this is a great opportunity Clint And this is something that you and I could audition for I'd love to work there

Because I believe you have to audition for a job there. You can't just have experience. They can't hire anyone who's too polite, can they? No, they want real a-holes. And you're the biggest a-hole I know. And I thought you'd be perfect. You'd be perfect to work here. I agreed with you.

And that's why I'm willing to submit my application to work at Karen's here on the show this afternoon. Here it is. Hi, I'm Clint and I'm applying for the position of head Karen at Karen's. I think I would make a terrible employee and that's why I'm applying. My work ethic sucks, my attention to detail is non-existent and my patience is paper thin. So don't ask me to do anything. Okay.

Only thing colder than my attitude is the food I serve because I forgot about your table. I actually forgot that you existed at all. So hire me or don't. I actually don't give two f***. Thanks. I'd hire me. You sound like the perfect person. I'd fire me, which is why I would hire me.

Exactly. To work at Karen's. They're the people that they're looking for. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I decided I'm going to put in my application as well. Okay. I went with a bit of a different train of thought, and I've submitted, I guess, what would you call it?

A real-life scenario and how I would react if I did actually work at the diner. Okay, cool. And then I was like, oh, my God. She totally had a G-shrug on and she was wearing my pants. And I was like, oh, what do you want? Oh, I just want to pay for my meal. No.

Can't you see I'm having a work conversation with my colleague? Sorry. How dare you interrupt me when I'm having a personal work-related conversation. What do you want? I just wanted to pay for my meal. Oh, now you want me to do something for you, you stupid mole. Do you have card or cash? Well, we don't take cash, so you better have card.

I have a card. No, we don't have pay waves, so you're going to have to stick it in, okay? Okay. Do you know how to do that? You look like you haven't got any in years, you stupid f*** me. Now put your card in. Go on. It's probably going to decline.

Yep, you got no money because you're worthless. You're worth nothing. You hear me? You're no good. Low life. Piece of crap. It's gone through. Thanks for coming to Karen's Diner. I think you might be too qualified. I think you...

Legit. That is what they sound like at that diner. I think you need therapy. I think I might be the manager. I'm going to be the top dog. Time for Google Down. Google, are you down, down, down, down, down, down, down? What the hell?

I think Google's actually... Welcome to Google Down for this week, where everyone in here goes head-to-head with one of you guys to see who is the fastest Googler, and that person this afternoon is Rihanna. Hi, Rihanna. Hey, how's it going? Good, mate. How are you?

Good, thank you. That's good. Have you heard the game before? I just got a little bit of a rundown, so I'll give it a go. Okay, perfect. I'll go through the rules one more time for you and everyone following along. So this is how it works. I have put a specific question into Google. I will read out that question.

The first person to yell out the correct answer, the most common answer that comes up on Google for that question, gets a point. If you yell out the wrong answer, you're common answer that comes up on Google for that question gets a point. If you yell out the wrong answer, you're out of that question. First to three wins. Got it. You'll be taking on me, Clint. You'll also be taking on producer Claude, who is the reigning Google Down champion, isn't she?

She is the reigning Google Down queen. The pressure's on this week. I think I did well last week because there was no pressure. It's the weight of expectation now. It's good to be the underdog, isn't it? Yeah. It was nice. Anyone else up there?

Is Ella Googling with us? Producer Ella will also be playing. Okay. So, Rihanna, are you ready to play? What are you Googling on? I've got another device, another phone. Okay, perfect. A phone.

That means everyone here has to Google on phones to keep it fair. And we all ready? We're set? Here comes question number one. What city was Jennifer Lopez born in? What city? New York. That is correct.

I'm so bad at this. She's from the Bronx. I'm so bad at it. Yeah, but she is Puerto Rican, so I was thinking you kind of had to Google it. Yeah, but don't be fooled by the rocks that she's got, okay? She's still Jenny from New York. Is that the lyrics? Yeah, that's the lyrics.

I thought so. Here we go. Question number two, one to Clint. Who won the 2006 NFL championship? Patriots. Clint is out. Did you just know that? 2006 what?

So is Ella. Pittsburgh Steelers. That's right, Rihanna. Nice work. The Pittsburgh Steelers took out the 2006 NFL Championship. One to Rihanna, one to Clint. Question number three. What was the name of the dog that played Toto in The Wizard of Oz?

Toto. What was the name of the actual dog? Terry. That's right, producer Court. And here's a fun fact. It was actually a girl. Oh, okay. Toto was a boy in the film, but the dog dog. Terry. That's right, Producer Claude. And here's a fun fact. It was actually a girl. Oh, okay. Toto was a boy in the film, but the dog was a girl.

Terry. So we got one for Producer Claude, one for Clint, one for Rihanna. That means Producer Ella. She's out. You're out. Question number four. But you put up a good fight, mate. There's always next week.

That's all right. Question four. What year was the first Hocus Pocus filmed film released? 93. 1993. I knew that. Wait, who said that? Producer Claude said it.

Yeah. I knew that without Googling. Was that a guess? No, that was a Google. Wow. Hocus Pucks and it came up. That was amazing. Two for Claude, one for Clint, one for Rihanna. Here we go.

Question number five. What year was the first ever television sold? What year? 1936. Clint is out. 1929. What did you say, Rihanna? 1928.

And what did you say, Claude? 1939. Claude has taken our Google down again for a second time, two times in a row. Feels good. 1939 was the most common answer that came up for that Google question. They flew off the shelves. It was a great year of Love Island 1939. A lot of reality TV was released.

Everyone had to get a set. Everyone had to get a TV, yeah. Hey, sorry, Rihanna, you don't get the title, but does she get the KFC chicken dollars? Absolutely she does. She was in there right in the mix. Awesome, that's great. Bree and Clint.

A woman has posted about how she forgot her dog walker was coming over to the house one morning and her and her boyfriend were having some fun indoor gardening time. Adult special time. Yeah. And the dog walker picked up the dog, but then text her afterwards and said, hey, just so you know, I picked up the dog and I got out of there pretty quick.

Sounded like you're having a good time. Yeah. Except they were being more vocal as well. Yes. She said they thought they were alone, so they were being very loud. Exactly right. So we're asking you this afternoon on 0800DIALZM, who did you accidentally hear?

First person wants to be anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi. Tell us who was it and what happened. So it was my mum. I was a teenager and I came home to get some clothes and I heard like some noises, I thought it was

my brother and then when I went inside she was actually cheating Oh no! Oh my god Anonymous, that's traumatic Yeah so it was scandalous Who was she cheating with? Traumatic in multiple ways

Who was she cheating with? Well she wasn in multiple ways. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Who was she cheating with? Well, she wasn't cheating on my dad, so that's all right. No, but who was she with? Do you know them? Her friend. Oh, did you recognize the voice? Sorry. Yeah, they kind of came out like I banged on the door,

and then when I left, I was kind of like, next time you might want to keep it quiet. Oh, no. You poor thing, anonymous. That's devo. Someone texted through and they said, at my best friend's wedding, I ended up indoor gardening with the best man. I'd had a few lemonades.

It turns out the entire house could hear. Worst part was is that the bride, it was actually that time of the month. So. She couldn't do it. Oh, that's so awkward. You're just rubbing it in. The poor bride. Ah.

Poor bride. Emily's here. Hi, Emily. Hi, Emily. Hi. Who did you hear, Emily? My sister. Oh, no.

Where? So it was when we were both living at home and our rooms were next to each other. And for some reason, both our rooms were arranged so our beds were on the sharing wall. And I must have been studying for uni or something. I don't know. I was studying. So I was focused and no music, no sound.

And then I'd hear some noises from next door. So I knocked on the wall to let her know, like, hey, I can... Keep it down in there. Yeah, yeah, knocked on the wall to let her know, like, hey, I can. Keep it down in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then a couple of days later, I noticed that there was a carpet burn all on her back. They had moved locations so they could continue. So it could be quiet. She got off the bed and onto the floor. Oh, that's sister sacrifice right there for you.

Emily. I hope you got good grades. Yeah, she sacrificed her skin for you. That's a good sister. Yeah, wow. That's a great sister. Chelsea, you want to go? Yeah, someone texted through and they said,

I woke up in the middle of the night to hear two people indoor gardening. I was so drowsy and confused. I looked over and saw my ex-boyfriend and best friend. Oh. Oh. Not ideal. In your room? Yep. And they said I just had to close my eyes and best friend. Oh. Oh. Not ideal. In your room? Yep.

And they said I just had to close my eyes and pretend I was asleep. I hope it was already an ex-boyfriend. Yeah, well, that's what I want to know. And it wasn't like ex-boyfriend now. It was an ex-boyfriend or like ex-boyfriend after the fact. So, ex-boyfriend to be. Yeah. Chelsea's here.

Hey, Chelsea. Hi, Chelsea. Hello. Hello, Chelsea. Tell us, who'd you hear? I'm probably going to lose brownie points, but my mum. Your mum? Your mum.

Oh, what happened? I was about 16, and it was late at night. I'm practicing and getting ready for my exams and everything, and so I was keeping to myself in my room. I think she probably forgot that I was up that late, and I heard a couple of things coming down the hallway. A lovely thing is I told her the next morning so she wasn't exactly thrilled. Who was she with?

Her current partner. So he probably not got very happy with me either. Oh, well, you know. It's all legit. There's nothing to be worried about there. Whose fault is it? It's no one's fault. You know, I mean, it is what it is.

What do you say? What do you say about it? Someone texted through and they said It was my parents and I was 18 R.I.P. me Look, I think deep down you should be happy That your parents still have that going on in their relationship I don't want to hear my parents

But you should be happy for yours, you know That's an interesting way to look at it Nate's here, hi Nate G'day Nate Hello Who was it, Nate? Who did you know? That's an interesting way to look at it. Nate's here. Hi, Nate. G'day, Nate. Hello. Who was it, Nate? Who did you hear? My sister. Okay. And her two best friends. Pardon me?

Nate. Yes. Pardon me, Nate. Her two best friends. Are you sure you weren't having a dream? Yeah. I don't know, because they walked out half an hour last night, all three of them. Right. Right. Okay. How many details do we want to ask? You don't.

We don't want to ask any details? No. Okay. Nate, did it sound like it was crazy? No, it was three girls, and I went outside and worked on my car, so yeah, I didn't want to know. Yeah. It sounds like one of those movies, but it's not as fun if it's your sister I guess, Nate, isn't it? Oh no

Oh, Nate, how old was Nate? How old were you? I was 16 Well, you know what? Doesn't matter how old you were It was your sister So it was never going to be a good situation Doesn't matter if you were 16 or 60

Really? Far out, Nate Okay, that was a great way to wrap that up Thank you very much Yeah, it's an awkward thing, isn't it? A lot of people have been through the same situation. I moved out when I was 16 on that day. And I've never seen my sister since.

Time for Birthday Banger. You call us up, we figure out what was the song topping the charts on your 16th birthday and then we pick our favourite one to play. We'll start with Crystal. Kia ora, Crystal. Hi, Crystal. Hey, guys.

How's your week going so far, mate? Oh, we're halfway through, so almost there. It's happy hump day, Crystal. Oh, thank you. Hey, let's hope so tonight. We'll report back tomorrow, Crystal. Don't mind if I do. What's your birthday, mate?

5th of August, 1986. That means you were 16 in 2002. And on your 16th birthday, Crystal, this was number one. The king, Elvis Presley. Elvis. Elvis. I mean, couldn't ask for more pelvis, Crystal, Elvis Presley. Elvis. Elvis. Couldn't ask for more pelvis, Crystal, on hump day.

Do you like that? That's the remix they did for the Football World Cup. Do you like it, Crystal? Football as in soccer? Football as in soccer football, yeah. Ah, yes. Ah, I do like it, actually. I love Elvis.

Yeah, I mean, he's hard not to love. It's a big song. He's topical at the moment, too. Very topical at the moment. Brooke's here. Hi, Brooke. G'day, Brooke. Hi. How's your hunt day going, Brooke? Yeah, alright. Well, let's see if we can make it better with your birthday banger. Yeah, let's bring that up a bit. What's your birthday, mate? I'm the

6th August 1997. Oh, close to Crystal But you were 16 in 2013 And on your birthday Brooke This was number one But if we keep holding on I know we'll get back to the start Banger

That's the original New Zealand X Factor champion Jackie Thomas Do you like that Brooke? Yeah yeah she's cool. That's a throwback, man. Brooke. You're so chill and I love it. It's hard to impress.

Yeah, she's all right. She's all right. You know, in the five years, nearly five years I've lived here, I've never heard that song. Yeah, she didn't have many songs after that. Right. That one sounds good, though. That's a banger.

I was there the night she won X Factor. Oh, were you? Yeah, it was huge. I bet it was. Massive. She does an amazing cover of Birdie's version of Skinny Love. Oh yeah, cool. That's her other song. Right. It's good. Olga's here. Kia ora, Olga. G'day, Olga. Hello, hello.

How are you guys? Good, mate. How are you? You're good, good. Oh, that's good. I'm tired. It's been a busy week. Has it? Mate, you're over the hump now It's Thursday, you're on the downhill What's your birthday, Olga? 6th of the 3rd, 85

That means you were 16 in 2001 And let's take you back Because this would have been number one Banger Yeah, no, I do love that one Stone Cold Banger. Yeah, no, I do love that one. Stone Cold Banger from J-Lo. Love don't cost a thing.

Brie's going to wear a J-Lo outfit on the plane this Friday to Australia when we fly there. And by a J-Lo outfit, I mean she's going to wear her pyjamas on the plane. Oh, goodness. Apparently, Olga, that's the plan. Are you getting me J-Lo hoops? Because I need hoops. You know what they say. Olga, that's the plan. Are you getting me J-Lo hoops? Because I need hoops. You know what they say. Yeah. The bigger the hoop.

The bigger the hoop, the better the sleep on the plane. That's exactly what they say. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you love this, Olga? I do. Yeah, no, it's good. Yeah. Yeah, I love it.

Wait there. Three really good songs, three really different songs. Yes. It feels a bit wrong not to vote for Elvis at the moment. That feels super topical to me. It does, eh? And I mean, I adore Elvis. I'll go with you if you vote Elvis.

As soon as it starts, I'm like, yep. Crystal, you just won birthday bagger. Congratulations. Oh, nice. Thanks, guys. Happy hump. Day. Day.

Warm up those pelvises. Elvis is coming through Pelvises Both of them Oh thanks guys You're welcome No worries Crystal Have a good day mate

Enjoy this He's Elvis Versus JXL Zidim Zidim Brian Clint The winner of Birthday Banger today is Elvis versus JXL, A Little Less Conversation.

I was just saying to you, Brie, I've never heard the non-remixed version of that song. It's in the new Elvis film. So I've heard it recently. Yeah. And this is it right here, right? I'm just looking at it. The remixed version is twice as long as the original.

Is it? The original was only two minutes. Elvis was the original TikTok song guy. A little less conversation, a little more action. All this aggravation ain't satisfaction in me. Oh my God, he is so cool, eh? He is the epitome of cool. And if you've seen the film, God, you just, he just oozes, like, charisma.

Yeah. Austin Butler, did it justice? Yeah, I think he did a good job. Yeah. I think he did. Okay, got to say it. Are you a complainer? If you get some food you don't like, are you a complainer?

Nah, I'll complain to whoever I'm with Like under my breath and then I'll just eat it Well this is a story about a disgruntled Aussie Who's gone to new lengths to share a very negative review About a butter chicken from the supermarket Oh right, from the supermarket Yeah, the meal costs six bucks And it says on the box, ready in 90 seconds.

So it's a microwave butter chicken. It's a microwave meal. Anyway, they have handwritten their review on a bit of A4 paper and gone and stuck it on the shelf in the supermarket. So whoever comes along next to buy the butter chicken knows exactly what they're in for. I actually appreciate this. How much time does this person have on their hands?

Well, it's not a very well-written note. It doesn't take that long. Oh, so it's not like a full restaurant review. I'll read it to you, okay? Because that I would appreciate. It's up on the screen. It says, Sauce okay.

Chicken like eating old rope. Naan inedible unless you like eating rubber. And then the rest I can't really quite make out. I might say swap with tikka masala yeah it's a pretty scathing review isn't it it is it is but i mean how else do you get your point across you know unless you're going to stand outside the supermarket and go do not buy the butter chicken you know when you're pissed off you know because it's probably ruined this guy's day this butter chicken but what is I just need a comforting butter chicken at the end of my day, and he got this. Then make one. Don't buy a

90 second microwavable butter chicken. You get what you pay for. For six bucks, you definitely get what you pay for.