ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 29th June 2023

Episode Date: June 29, 2023

Bree Tomsel: Honorary Kiwi - singing the national anthem at Eden Park. Unfortunate last names. Elon Musk vs Mark Zuckerberg. How long did they take to propose? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. ZM, Brie and Clint. Good afternoon everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint show on a thirsty Thursday. G'day guys, I've just realised what we're about to play in 15 minutes. Yeah. Why are you looking like that? Because I haven't told you yet that, because we're going through your citizenship challenges.

Yes. We're offering Brie honorary Kiwi citizenship this week. If she completes four challenges, the fourth of which is today, sing the anthem at Eden Park. We have it. You've done it. We will be playing your anthem out in full.

Do we have to play it out in full? To prove to people that you completed the challenge. Otherwise, they might not believe us. But this video, we can put the video up. That's going to be embarrassing enough. The video is worse. The video lasts forever. It's only going to be on the radio twice, okay?

If you're listening, please be kind to me. I was so nervous and I feel like I can do a better job than that. I think you did a pretty good job. I did it without lyrics. I think you'll be surprised. Can we make sure that everyone knows that it was off by heart? They will know. Okay. They will know, okay?

If you want to hear Bree's attempt at the national anthem performed live at Eden Park today, you'll be able to hear that on the show in the next 15 minutes. Plus, we've got Charlie Puth tickets to give away at four o'clock this afternoon with Pick a Puth. Yes, we do. We also have $50 cash up for grabs right now. If you want to give Tradie versus Lady a go,

you can call us now. 0800-DIALS-IT-IM. We can see who takes it out this afternoon. Hey-ho. You can hear the nerves in my voice, I bet. I haven't heard it, but I'm assuming. It's good. Stick around. You're on ZM. Bree and Clint.

It's Tradie versus Lady. Three, two, one. Let's go. All right, here we are, Tradie versus Lady. Three, two, one. Let's go. All right, here we are. Tradie versus Lady. We kick off the show every afternoon with this. We just lost our Tradie, Claude. Oh, no.

That's right. We'll get him back. He'll be back. I'll give you the score update in the meantime. The Tradies are staging a comeback still. They're on 52 wins for the year. The Ladies are on 58. I've lost all the information on the screen too,

but I know that our lady's name is Ashley. Welcome to the show, Ash. Hi, how are you? We're going good. Where are you calling us from? From Auckland. Auckland City. Oh, lovely, Ash.

Do you play along in the car? Yeah, no, all the time. It's about the same time I pick up my kids. And how do you go usually? Yeah, pretty good. Yeah, pretty good. Yeah, pretty good. That's all we like to hear. We've got our tradie back.

They're also playing live from Auckland, 31, and they're playing on behalf of their kids. Welcome to the show, Andre. G'day, Andre. What are your kids' names? Finlay and Shay. Finlay and Shay. Shout out to Finlay and Shay.

We appreciate you forcing Dad to call up. Let's see how he does. Andre, your buzzer is tradie. Ashley, your buzzer is lady. First of three correct answers gets 50 bucks from KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one.

Which chip company produces burger rings? Worth a guess. Bluebird. Tradie. Andre. Is it Bluebird? It is Bluebirds. Was that some help from your kids?

No, I'm not actually with them at the moment, but they'll be listening. I was going to say they're onto it if it was. Help from someone. Question number two. One to the tradies. In which country was the artist Pablo Picasso born? Was it Malta, Spain or Italy? Trades.

Yes, Andre. Italy. Italy's incorrect. Ashley, you want to guess? Spain. Spain is on the money. Nice work. We are one apiece. Question number three. Complete the name of this movie title. 13 Going On Blank. Lady. Yes, Ashley. 30. She Is On The

Money. It's a great film with Jennifer Garner. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number four. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Alright, ladies. Andre. Is it Fergie?

Yeah, technically. Oh. The person singing was Fergie, so yeah. Oh, that's a gift, Andre, in my opinion. It's the black eyed peas, but the bit we played you was Fergie, so I have to give that. All right, two apiece. This is for the win. Question number five. Which leaf appears on the Canadian flag?

Lady. Yes, Ashley, for the win. The maple leaf. She's got it. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. Ashley, our lady from Auckland, you have won $50 cash from KFC and a tradie versus lady victory.

Congratulations. Oh, thank you so much. Nice work. Brie and Clint. Brie Thomasel. Honorary Kiwi. Big week for Brie. Four Kiwi challenges to achieve honorary Kiwi citizenship

on your fifth year here in New Zealand. You've just taken over five years. I know. This is a very humbling week for me. It's been very fun, challenging. Challenging. And also terrifying at the same time. There's been some stuff in here that I never thought I would do.

You've climbed the stairs of the Sky Tower. Never thought I'd do that. You've bungeed off the Harbour Bridge. Never thought I would do. You've climbed the stairs of the Sky Tower. Never thought I'd do that. You've bungeed off the Harbour Bridge. Never thought I'd do that. You've successfully defended a goal against a football fern. Never thought I'd do that. And today your challenge was to sing the national anthem in English and Te Reo Maori at New Zealand's national stadium, Eden Park. Never thought I would do that.

One big surprise for you was that the stadium was empty. Which I was so grateful for. Oh, it was such a relief. We didn't tell Brie that and we let her squirm for a week just thinking that maybe, possibly... So mean. There was an event on or a tournament or something and you would have an audience.

You did have an audience. Me. And the guys mowing the lawn at Eden Park. Oh, yeah, the people who are mowing the lawn. Yeah. So we pick it up at Eden Park. Oh, yeah, the people who are mowing the lawn. Yeah. So we pick it up at Eden Park. Oh, I don't want this to play. You will, just a warning, you will hear Bree's anthems in full.

Okay? You'll hear them in full. You have to give a warning? Can you say the part that I said I want people to know? Okay. Oh, is it in there? It's in the package, mate. The part where I learned it off by heart. Yeah, it's in there. Don't have any lyrics. Yeah, It's in there, okay. Oh, is it in there? It's in the package, mate. The part where I learned it off by heart.

Yeah, it's in there. Don't have any lyrics. Yeah, it's in there. Yeah. Okay, okay. Brie didn't have any lyrics, by the way. I'm so sorry. Can I just preempt this by saying I was very nervous?

You did a good job. I just wish I could have sung it better. You could always have sung it better. Everybody could have sung it better. I could have sung it better and I'd practiced so much and I was disappointed. You sing shit on this show every week. We both do. I know, but it's not the anthem. It's not the same. sung it better. Everybody could have sung it better. I could have sung it better and I'd practised so much and I was disappointed. You sing shit on this show every week. We both do.

I know, but it's not the anthem. It's not the same. Here it is. Let's just listen to it. This is Brie performing the New Zealand National Anthem at Eden Park today. Your fourth and final challenge, Brie Tomasell, to earn honorary Kiwi citizenship. Sing the National Anthem at Eden Park. I'm so nervous.

I don't have the singing ability. I don't have pitch. But we do have a stadium. And I'm ready to earn it. No crowd. No pressure. No lyrics also. We forgot to print those out.

Okay. Yeah. Okay, you're here. Okay. I'll be up there. Okay. I'll be your audience. Tough crowd then. Okay, Brie. When you're ready, be up there. Okay. Okay, I'll be your audience. Tough crowd then.

Okay, Brie, when you're ready, take it away. Oh, God, what's the first line? Okay, yep. Thanks, everyone, for coming. May how I'll do Oh Hato ai, Iku tatema, Kia koto atakwa, Mana akiti amai, Ate roka, I am a hero, I'll take care of all.

Now we have to sit through the English bet. Lord of nations, at thy feet, in the bones of love we meet Hear our voices we entreat God defend our free land God bless you and keep us from the

shocks of strife and hope Here I pray, God, may your praise and love Falling deep in your deep end, New Zealand Yeah. Hooray! I stuffed it up on the second last line. You smashed it. You absolutely nailed it. Nobody noticed.

Well, that's it. That's four challenges complete. Oh, my God. Thank God. And now we party. You know what? I'm happy with my Rao version. Yeah, you should be.

I'm pretty happy with that. I practiced really, really hard. Yes. And I took it really seriously. You took it so seriously. I took it really seriously. And I could have sung it better, but nerves got the better of me. But I'm happy. You know, no lyrics.

I feel like I've done the best that I could. I think you did a really good job. I think you should be proud of it. You're not a singer. You're not a stadium singer. And Māori is nowhere near your first language. There's great text messages coming in. Someone said,

Bri, your Māori version made me well up. Ka pai, girl. Thank you very much. I really, really appreciate that because it means a lot to me. Someone else said, first time my baby has heard the national anthem. Thanks, Bri?

Well, it's one that they won't forget Someone said Bree it's not absolutely awful Oh yay Thank you guys There's lots of really nice texts as well So well done We have to stress that was in the stadium

On the field at Eden Park With no lyrics whatsoever So congratulations Thank you guys Four challenges done Four challenges done. Four challenges done. You've done everything we asked of you to achieve this honorary Kiwi citizenship. So tomorrow at the Lula Inn in Auckland, it will be presented to you.

We're going to broadcast the Brian Clint Show live tomorrow from Lula Inn. And you're welcome to join us from three o'clock. Three to six will be live. Special performance from Cassie at six o'clock. It's going to be a great time. So come down and party with us tomorrow in Auckland. We would love to see you there. It would mean a lot to us

to have a drink and celebrate with you. Bree and Clint. Someone said you have to do a shoeie to earn New Zealand citizenship. I believe that's TransTasman. It is TransTasman, and I have done one before. I did one at the ZM Christmas party, and after I did

it, the guy goes, I've had these shoes for 12 years. And I felt sick for the rest of the night. Yeah. So part of you is already in New Zealand because the bacteria that is living inside your gut. It's still in there. Yeah, that's Kiwi foot bacteria. It lives on.

It lives on forever. Hey, there's a bit of a situation I read about for this woman who got married. She got married to this guy and they're at the point in their relationship, in their marriage where they want to have children. Okay. But she's quite worried and quite anxious about the conversation she has to have with him about whose last name the kids are going to get. Okay.

And it's because she thinks his last name sucks. Oh, okay. She hates his last name. Are they married? They're married. They are married. She didn't take his name. She didn't take his last name.

And he didn't get the hint then. She said, she goes, I don't want my kids to be subjected to more ridicule than what they already would have to. Yeah, okay. Because his last name is Butt. And kids are brutal. Kids are brutal. They will feed off that last name for years and years and years.

Shouldn't have said that. If I was a butt, if I was a butt, I wouldn't make my kids take my last name. I had a friend whose last name was Butt, and she recently got married and she took her partner's name. She's a butt? Yeah. No, but she's not anymore.

Oh. She was. She took a... Wait, her last name was Butt? Her last name was Butt. She got married so she could escape the Butt name. No, I don't think that was the only reason. Did he offer to take her name?

No, she got married to a woman and then... Oh, okay. Did she offer? I don't know. Yeah. Was the woman that she married, was she more of a boob woman or a Butt woman? Shut up.

That was such a shitty joke. There'll be people with the last name Butt who are listening to us right now. And we don't mean any offence by it. Yeah, don't get butt hurt over it. I just know where this woman is coming from. You know, as a parent, when you name your child, you go through the rhyming couplets. You know?

My daughter is going to be so gutted when she finds out that her name Tui rhymes with Pui. Honestly, she's going to be devastated. Don't say it out loud. I think people who have, you know, a last name like Bart, I think they know what it will be like for their kids because they would have went through it. You know what I mean? But they might be sensitive about it.

They might be like dealing with it in a bad way and going, oh, I'm going to make my family be proud butt men so that I, to carry on the name. And I'm going to show everybody who bullied me and called me Buddy McButtface that butt is a great name. I'm going to raise a tribe of butts. Do you reckon if like some guy'm going to raise a tribe of butts. Do you reckon if like some guy at school has like a bunch of stuff and people are like, oh, who's this stuff over here?

And someone goes, oh, that's butt stuff. Oh, see, we're doing it now. We're the problem. The teacher's like, David, sit on your butt. And everyone just piles on to Richard Butt. Oh, Dick Butt. Dick Butt. Did you just call someone?

See, that's even worse. Yeah. Yeah. See, where the problem? I like big butts and I cannot lie. You other brothers can't deny. Let's ask some people if they can be honest with us and call us to tell us that they hate their partner's last name.

They're worried about it. They're concerned about it. They will not be taking it and they will not be giving it to their children. Yeah. For example, the person who's just texted in, keep me anonymous, but my last name is Dick. No, it's not.

Yeah. Imagine if... I know a Dick. I name is Dick. No, it's not. Yeah. Imagine if... I know a Dick. I know a Dick. I've got a Dick. My Sparky is a Dick. Is his first name Richard? Because then he'd be Dick Dick.

Dick Dick. No. No. That would be great. His first name's Massive. My partner and children's last name is H-A-U, pronounced ho. Oh, no. Kids aren't subtle enough with the nuances of spelling to work that out.

No, they're not. I won't call you a ho because I know it's spelt different. Yeah. Yeah. Are you worried about your partner's last name? Like, can you be honest that it's not the best? My in-laws are cocks. It's absolutely not happening.

Yeah, the cocks. That's what we're after. That's exactly what we're after. 0800 dials at M. Text us to 9696. We'd love to know if you've had the awkward conversation with your partner too about how, hey, love you, will not be taking the family name.

Bree and Clint. We were talking about Mr. Butt before. Yeah, Mr. Butt. Whose wife didn't take his name at the altar. No. And she is trying to figure out how to have the conversation with him that, hey, we won't be having any little baby butts. She doesn't want the kids to have the last name Butt

because she thinks they'll get teased, which I mean, kids are brutal. Which they will. Yeah. Which they will. They will. Are you willing to say that you don't like your partner's last name? Alex has caught up. Hi, Alex.

Hi, Alex. Hello. You don't hate your partner's, your husband's name, but. But we, I didn't take his last name and we also decided to give our daughter my last name. Oh, interesting. How come, Alex? Well, when we got engaged, I always said I didn't want to change my name.

It was just something I wanted to do. It's your name. It's your identity. What's his last name, Alex? His last name's Drummond. That's not bad. Drummond's fine. No, it's good.

But you just didn't want to give up your name. No, yeah, exactly. And he even said when we had kids that my name is objectively more boring than his. What's yours? Mine's Taylor. Taylor. Oh, yeah, pretty standard. It's a solid last name, though.

Thanks, Alex. Someone texted in and said my ex-flatmate's name was Philippa Hoare. Oh, no, not ideal. She went by Pip. Yeah. Understandable. Yep, fair enough. Someone said, please keep me anonymous,

but I'm definitely not wanting my partner's last name. It's Maynell. So my initials would be M Maynell, which would sound like, well, M. Oh. Not ideal. And it's not ideal. I knew a girl whose last name was Hiscock.

H-I-S-C-O-C-K. That is a common last name. She hated it. You would hate it. Yeah, it wouldn't be great. That's not one that needs to go down the generations. Nathan's here. Hi, Nathan.

Hi, Nathan. G'day, how's it going? You've got a last name that you feel like fits this category. Yeah, yeah, it had me laughing along. My last name is Cox. You've got a Cox last name. You're a Nathan Cox. Yeah, spelt the rude way too.

Spelt the rude way! Oh, see, that's rare. Let's start with school. Did you get a hard time at school for being Mr. Cox? I sure did. Yeah, I bet you did, Nathan. And have you got kids, Nathan? I do. I have three. And do they have your last name?

They do. Oh, yep. So you decided, I'm just going to stick with it? Just push on. Chuck them in the deep end. Chuck them in the deep end, yeah. What doesn't kill them makes them stronger, right, Nathan? Yeah, that was sort of our approach. Yeah, I mean, yeah, it's not a great time at times,

but I thought it was a bit character building. You learn to laugh at yourself. Yeah, fair enough. I think that's a good outlook to have, Nathan, that you learn to not take yourself too seriously and you can be like, yeah, it laugh at yourself. Yeah, fair enough. I think that's a good outlook to have, Nathan, that you learn to not take yourself too seriously and you can be like, yeah, it's pretty funny. Yeah. Yeah.

Someone would usually try to crack a joke and I'd say, oh, try one I haven't heard, mate. Yeah, exactly right. You would have heard them all by now. That's true. And for that reason, Brianna won't try. Someone said, my ex was a hussy. Yeah.

Oh, yeah, that's a name I've heard. There's an Australian cricket player, Michael Hussey. Michael Hussey. Yeah. Yeah, spelled H-U-S-S-E-Y. Yeah, yeah, that's a name I've heard. There's an Australian cricket player, Michael Hussey. Michael Hussey. Yeah. Yeah, spelled H-U-S-S-E-Y. Yeah, correct. You know, this is a true story and we've had him on this show before. My primary school teacher was Mr Fanny.

Remember? He was on the show. And then this is no joke. This is a true story. And then when he was vice principal at this other primary school, the actual principal was Mrs. Cox. And it's a true story. The kids had a-

Mr. Fenny and Mrs. Cox. That's right. Wow. Principal and vice principal. The kids had a field day with it. It was so good. Anna's called up. Hi, Anna.

Hi, Anna. Hello. How are we? Good thanks Anna what's the go? Is it your last name that you don't like? Yeah my maiden name Is one that I was very keen to depart from

Yeah what was it? Tar Bottom Tar Bottom Yeah you would have copped it wouldn't you Anna? Yeah Bitchamumen Bum. Bitumen Bum. Bitumen Bum. Sorry, Anna, not to laugh, but I mean...

Did you ever get Sticky Ass Girl? Oh, Sticky Ass. Sticky Ass Girl, yeah. Anna, kids are mean. Bitumen Bottom, I mean, I have to give it to them, very funny. Tarmac crack? I haven't heard that one before. Oh, there you go.

There's a freshie, yeah. Have you moved on from that though, Anna? Are you married now? Yeah, I got married and I'm now just a plain old McKenzie. McKenzie. Yes, Anna. Nice. Let it fly under the radar.

Welcome to the boring last name side. Thank you, bitumen butt. It was good to talk to you. See you, bitumen butt. Someone's texted in and I don't believe them for a second. They said, I know a guy whose name was, no, actually I'm not saying it. Don't say that one. Someone did text her and said, I went to school with a girl

whose last name was Sextone. No, you did not. Sextone. Sextone. It'll be English. It'll be like Sexton. Yeah, Sextone. Sexton.

Yeah. Yeah. Why? What one did you not want to read out? Let me see if I can see it. Oh, you can't read that out. Sexton. Yeah. Why, what one did you not want to read out? Let me see if I can see it. Oh, you can't read that out. Wayne King. That's not true.

It's not true. We don't believe you. My ex's last name was Trotter. She took my name in the marriage. Yeah, you would. Yeah, I mean, Trotter, it could be worse, but yeah, I do get it. I knew a guy in high school called Richard Titty. That is my favourite text by Country Mile.

Someone is Richard Titty. That's not true, but I wish it was. Here's the fun thing about 2023. If you don't like your name, you get to invent a whole new one. You can be called whatever you want. Yeah, you can also just change it. You can just change it. Yeah, up to you. Or you invent a whole new one. You can be called whatever you want. Yeah, you can also just change it. You can just change it. Yeah.

Or you can just not change it. You can just call me this now. That's what I want to be called. Yeah. Yeah. They did it on Ted Lasso, so why can't you do it? Did they? Yeah, remember the goalkeeper decided his name was Van Dam?

That's right. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, this is quite a full-on story that is breaking around the world. Madonna is in the ICU. Yes, she is. So here's the situation. So she's currently on tour.

She's been treated for a serious bacterial infection. She was rushed to intensive care. Her manager has actually released a statement saying that, look, she will make a full recovery, but she's been putting in 12-hour days rehearsing for her massive tour. It's due to start in a couple of weeks, so they're going to be pushing that back.

So she is going to make a full recovery. She's been working very, very hard. They're pushing the show back a few weeks. And if you've ever been to a Madonna concert, you'll know what that's like because she turns up about 18 hours late anyway. So this is probably on time. Oh, my God.

But, I mean... The woman's in ICU and Dean's still got time to cess it. Still got time to spill the tea. But it's pretty serious, though, isn't it, Dean? Like, she's pretty bloody sick. Yeah, she is. No, she isn't. And she's just gone hard and really, like, wanted to stop out. So, you know.

It's pretty scary. Yeah, it is scary. The scary part that I read is that she was found unresponsive. Yeah. Which, obviously, you know, is terrifying. Yes.

And you always would think, if you're the person who found her, you'd think the worst straight away. Yeah, you'd think that she had passed away and they raced her to hospital. Well, she's old enough. She's not that old, Clinton Roberts. You calm down. She's like 63. She's not even that old at all.

Well, thoughts and prayers go out to Madonna and the entire Madonna camp? Camp? Family. Is she coming to New Zealand on that world tour? She's not, eh? There's no New Zealand dates yet. Or is there? I don't know. That's a great question. It would be an incredible show. I know that this world tour, she's doing all the hits.

She's doing like, it's like her greatest hits world tour. Yeah, it's like a big one. I'm just looking to see if she does come to New Zealand. Madonna tickets in New Zealand. No, at this stage, I don't think so. There you go. There's the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy.

We're asking you a bit of a gross question, but have you had a parasite? Yeah. They're so gross. Tape worms? I've always been fascinated by tape worms. Remember when my soon-to-be sister-in-law thought she had a tape worm over the Christmas holidays?

Did she? Because she thought she saw parts of a tape worm in her stool. Oh, gross. And she went to the doctor. Did she make you look at it? No, no, she didn't make me look at it, but she took a photo of it, took a photo of it because she thought ahead, went to the doctor and said, hey, I think I, is this tapeworm?

Yeah. Or is this worms? And it turns out the only doctor that was on call was her ex-boyfriend's dad. Oh, I do remember this story. And she showed him a picture and he goes yeah, that to me looks like the

casing on the salami that you haven't taken off before you've eaten it. And she slid him an extra $50 and said, my ex doesn't need to know about this one. We don't need to talk about it. This is where doctor-patient confidentiality comes into it. Very key. Let's talk to Dan, who says he had a parasite.

G'day, Dan. Hi, Dan. Hey, I'm so excited about this. I actually am Clint's number one fan, and I've befriended a radio DJ just to get close to him. So I think I'm going to finally meet you on Friday night, Clint. This is Bree's friend, Dan, isn't it? This is Dan Lavender.

Dan Lavender. I didn't know who it was. I was like, who the hell is this guy? My master plan's been spoiled. This is, for people that listen to our show on the regular, this is Dan that ate a whole bag of marshmallows in one sitting. This is Dan who last week on the show you told us commandeered your bathroom for a two-hour bath.

It was more like three hours. Yeah. This is Dan who last week on the show you told us commandeered your bathroom for a two-hour bath. It was more like three hours. Yeah. Yeah. This is Dan that Brie tried to choke with over amounts of cinnamon on the cinnamon challenge. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So what's your parasite story, Dan? Have you got one? It's awful. I'm going to nightmare about this after I've spoken about it. But I went to the doctor. He gave me allergy treatment and about three months of itching to blood during the night, waking up with blood all over the sheets,

itching throughout the day. I was on the aeroplane when I used to be air crew and this other air crew said to me, show me your stomach. So I lifted up my suit and showed her. She goes, oh my God, that's scabies. How do you know that? And she said, because I had them and air crew don't

like disinfection on the aircraft so the crew rest areas upstairs generally don't have any insecticide up there because the crew don't want to sleep on it so the scabies love it. Oh, that is so off, Dan. Are you saying that the crew area on airplanes is often crawling with scabies?

Well, evidently. And then one of my friends was going to London, and I said to the operating crew, do you mind if he goes up and crew rest? And they're like, no, that's Spider-Man. He got scabies. Oh! Daniel!

But the worst thing about scabies is they live under your skin, and when you actually put this cream on to medicate against them, they do this death rattle for three days. And they are the itchiest thing you have. Plus, you're not actually allergic to them. You're allergic to their poos and their wheeze, which they do inside your body. Oh, my God. This is such an education in disgustingness.

This is so young, Dad. This is so much information. He comes over to my house and he sits on my couch and he has these chats with me. I'm trying to eat dinner. You're going to have to take him to Enemates now and de-flea him with the dogs. I'll see if I can get you into crew rest on the way to Taylor Swift. Sounds nice. Thanks, Dan.

Thank you for calling. See you at the party tomorrow. Debbie's here. Hi, Deb. Hi, Debbie. Hi. How are you doing? Good, thanks.

This is quite fascinating, your story. Is it you or someone you know that had medical worms? Someone I know. So what is medical worms exactly? So it was originally for a trial where they were trying to work out a way to help people with allergies. So sulfur allergy, allergic bees, or even hay fever or peanuts. And they worked out from studies that I believe

it was somewhere in maybe Africa or something that the people over there didn't have any allergies and it was because they got hookworm because they walked around on bare feet and it worked out that way. So they decided to do a trial on it. And this is where the gross part comes in. So they put eggs on your arm. They cover it with a warm compress thing. The eggs hatch.

They burrow through your skin, which is quite itchy. Yeah. And then they travel through your bloodstream to your lungs, which you produce like a mucus. Yeah. And that's where they kind of grow and they learn about your body's immune system. You then have to cough them up, but don't spit them out. You have to swallow them into your stomach where they stay

and they live and feed off your food. So you need to eat lots of red meat and they just keep reproducing. What? This is the most insane medical procedure I've ever heard about in my life. Wait, and you know someone who has this? Yes, and they are no longer allergic. You're joking.

It worked? It worked. And they just host worms in their stomach, and they know they're there, and each day they feed them, and they're like, one for you, one for me, one for you, one for me. That is one of the most fascinating things I've heard in a long time. Wow. It's crazy.

It was pretty gross at the time. I was like, oh, God. That is gross. What a process. It is disgusting. It sounds like a thing out of Harry Potter. Doesn't it? You then have to cough the worms up and then you swallow the worms.

Swallow your magical worms. Like, wow. You cough them up, you look them in the eye, you name worms up and then you swallow the worms. Swallow your magical worms. Like, wow. You cough them up, you look them in the eye, you name them and then you swallow them down. Back down they go. And you are friends forever.

That's crazy. There you go. Okay. Bree and Clint. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable,

talented, eh, athletic, not really, but picking a movie title based on just the plot line, that she can do. Brie and Clint's What's The Plot? Our movie guessing game where today Brie is going for

one, two, three wins in a row. Not bad. $150 cash on the line. You can have that, Sam, if you correctly guess two movies before Bree does. Are you up to the job? Oh, I think so. Yeah.

I've got a tingling. I'm feeling it. Confidence. Good attitude to have, Sam. Confidence is key. Hopefully. Fake it till you make it. That's what I do.

Exactly. How this works is I start reading movie plot lines. Each of you have the opportunity to buzz in at any time you like and have a go at guessing what the name of that movie is. You don't have to wait for me to finish the plot line. You just go for it, okay? Okay. And whoever gets two correct first wins the game.

All right. Today, our theme in What's the Plot? Films with one-word titles. Okay. Fun fact, the longest movie title of all time is, excuse me, 40 words long.

That's not a title, that's a paragraph. The title of that movie is Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Sun of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil Mutant Hellbound Flesh-Eating Craw crawling, alien, zombified, sub-humanoid, living dead, part five.

You know when they say every idea is a good idea? Yeah. Probably not in that case. No, not really. We're just trying to fit that on the screen at the movies. I can just picture all these people being like, no, but I wanted to call it this. And they're like, oh, let's just put them all in then.

This, though, is very, very short names. One word movie titles. Here we go. Your buzzer is your name. Good luck to both of you. Movie number one. A world of adventure is released by two siblings while exploring an old mansion. Brie. Brie. Jumanji. Jumanji's

correct. Such a good movie. Such a good movie. Even the remake was pretty good. I like the remakes as well, yeah. With The Rock. Yep, and Kevin Hart. And Jack Black.

And Nick Jonas. Oh, yeah, I forgot about Nick Jonas. Yeah. One to Brie. But you still got this, right, Sam? You still got this. Oh, I'm trying, I'm trying. You've got it, Sam.

Just believe, you can do it. Movie number two, single word titles. After a couple die in a car accident, they find themselves stuck haunting their country residence, unable to leave the house. When the unbearable Dietzies and their teen daughter buy the home, they attempt to scare them away without success. Bree?

Bree. Casper? Casper's incorrect, but that's a good guess. Sam? Oh, I was going to say the same thing. Not Casper. Ghost? Ghost, no.

Oh, yeah. Hey, may as well go for it. Their efforts to attract a rambunctious spirit whose help quickly becomes dangerous for the family. I'll go into clue mode. To summon the person they're talking about, you need to say their name three times. Oh, Brie.

Brie? Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice is correct. Sorry, Sam. No, I bet you're ashamed that it took me so long to explain Beetlejuice. It was you and me both. Neither of us got it. Sam, we're going to send you away with 50 KFC chicken dollars.

Thanks for playing What's the Plot? Thank you so much, guys. Good afternoon. You too. Good afternoon too, Sam. You can go and check out the new Hot Honey Double Down, which is available at KFC right now. There you go.

One word movie titles. We're also looking at Gravity. We're looking at Avatar. We're looking at Argo. Would you have got Argo nah wouldn't have got that ben affleck i haven't seen it i've heard good things he says the word new zealand in it once and everyone in new zealand went oh my god that's us it's our favorite movie ever i was reading this thing today um from a dermatologist who has been who's well she studies how diet affects your skin. Yeah, got it.

And how you age as a result of what you eat and how that stuff affects the elasticity of your skin. And she's published a list of things that you can eat for healthy skin. Oh, please be chocolate. Please be chocolate. That's what Claudia said too.

She goes, I hope it's cheese. Cheese be chocolate. Please be chocolate. That's what Claudia said too. She goes, I hope it's cheese. Cheese or chocolate. Cheese or chocolate. When your skin isn't getting what it needs, the top layer or your epidermis begins to get dry or flaky. And the middle layer, the dermis, which is the part that plays the role of retaining youthful skin, it loses its bounce if you're not getting the nutrients

and things that you need. So according to this dermatologist, this is what you should be eating. Interested to know how much of these you already eat. Chai tea, first of all. Is a chai tea latte included in that? I don't know. I don't think so. Is it not?

Maybe. Is a chai tea different to a chai latte? Very different. A chai tea latte has like milk and sugar and it's delicious, whereas a chai tea is hot water in a tea bag. Oh, okay. It has remarkable anti-inflammatory and antioxidant properties in a chai tea. Anyway, let's race through some of these. Rainbow-coloured veggies. Okay. Obviously.

All the different colours represent different antioxidants. Rhubarb. Rhubarb, great. Oh, can we name a different vegetable for each colour of the rainbow? You ready? Red, rhubarb. What is and then orange. Orange, orange. Carrot. Oh no, is carrot a fruit?

Carrot's a vegetable. Are we just doing vegetables? Yes. Okay. So orange, carrot, yellow, squash carrot a fruit? Carrot's a vegetable. Are we just doing vegetables? Yes. Okay, yeah. So orange, carrot. Yeah. Yellow, squash. What? The squash. Oh, you're doing the colours, not the letter that it represents.

Yeah. Oh, the R, rhubarb. The colours of the rainbow. O, carrot. Oh, shit. O, carrot. I know. I've got too many of these to get through.

Okay. Oily fish. Oily fish. Oily fish Oily fish Oily fish is really good for your skin Like salmon Tuna Salmon fillet Tuna, great

She said that the omega 3 levels in fish Are like moisturising from within Which sounds good and disgusting Doesn't it? Why does your skin look so nice? Oh, I've got oily fish leaking out of my pores. Been eating heaps of tuna. I've been taking my Omega-3 supplements.

Do you think that's enough? I eat tuna out of a bag now. It's heated up in the microwave. Lemon and cucumber water is good for your skin. I've heard that. Not because there's any good properties in it. It's because it makes you drink more water. It makes your water more exciting, so you're tempted to have more of it. Can I just

say I hate any type of flavoured water, including sparkling water. This is just lightly... Like, don't mess with water. Water's good on its own. You don't like a wedge of lemon in your water? Hate it. Hate it. Hate when people put mint or lemon or... What about Powerade powder?

When you tip the... What about Raro? I just... I just rather normal, plain old water. Yogurt's good for your skin. Oh, yeah? If you eat it. I've heard it's quite good if you put it on your skin too. Yeah, people would do a yogurt mask. Dark chocolate with hazelnuts in particular.

Why with hazelnuts? I don't know. Oil. Probably. Oily. Hazelnuts are oily. Nut oil. Sri Lankan dal. You make oil. Sri Lankan dal.

You make a good Sri Lankan dal. I do. I love dal. It's great for your skin, dal. It's underrated. Yeah. Great for your skin, dal. And dal.

It's great for your skin, dal. Dal? Let me tell you about dal. And sauerkraut and kefir are also really good for your skin. Yeah, I think I knew those. Sauerkraut creeps me out. Sauerkraut and kimchi scare the shit out of me. I hate kimchi. How long have those veggies been in that jar?

Oh, I don't know. Like sauerkraut. I know it's good for you. I know it's good for your microbiome, but how long have those veggies been in that jar? Like, you know if there was a nuclear war or an apocalypse, I feel like sauerkraut and kimchi would survive. That'd survive. And those jars of pickled onions.

Yeah. Oh my God, I've never eaten a pickled onion in my life. Haven't you? Pickled onions are delish. No. Have you had the little cocktail onions? No. Oh, my God. They're so good.

No. White and brown water. Hey, Claudia, can you please remind me next week when we're doing breakfast, I'll bring in some cocktail onions for Clint. I also hate onions, so I'm not on board with that. Sorry. Can you remind me? I'm going to bring in a bag of sauerkraut for Bree.

No, I don't. Why is it in a bag? Why is it in a bag? Great question. Yeah, why is it in a bag? Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger.

Here we go, birthday banger time. Your number one songs on your 16th birthdays, and we'll play one of them out in full. Let's start with Stacey. Kia ora, Stace. Hey, Stace. Hi, how are you? Good, mate.

How's your week been? Yeah, it's been good. Oh, good to hear, Stacey. Let's round it out with a birthday banger. What's your date of birth? 2nd of June, 2000. All right, that means you were 16, Stacey. In 2016, that's quick math from me, and here's your birthday banger.

JT. That was huge from JT for the Trolls movie. Yeah. Yeah, it was for the Trolls soundtrack, and it's one of his biggest songs of all time. Yeah. It was huge. He's like, what about that song Mirror I did? They're like, no, we like the Trolls soundtrack song.

What about Sexy Back? You like it, Stacey? Yeah, no, great. It's a good one, Stace. Wait there, we're going to do a birthday banger for Dan. G'day, Dan. G'day, Dan. Hey, how's it going?

Good, thanks. How's your day been? Oh, a bit average. Oh, what's my average, Dan? Nah, it's been pretty good, really, yeah. No, see, you were honest first and then you've backtracked. And I like the honesty on this show, Dan. Well, let's see if we can pick up your mood a bit.

What's your date of birth? 11th of July, 1984. All right, that means, Dan, you were 16 in the year 2000. And when you turned 16, this was number one on the radio. NSYNC and It's Gonna Be Me. Hey, that's two Justin Timberlake songs in a row. Oh, my God, it is two. Yes.

And Dan was 16 the same year that Stacey was born. Wow. Buzzy G. Coincidence all over the place. Do you like it, Dan? Do you like your birthday banger? Yeah, we'll take that. It's a bit of upbeat, bit of fun.

I think it's cool. Let's go to Rose for the last one. Kia ora, Rose. Hi, Rose. Hi there. How are you guys? I want an honest answer from you, Rose. How's your day been out of 10?

My day's probably been an 8 out of 10. That's pretty. A little bit early, yeah. Pretty good. Pretty good. Pretty bloody good. Hey, Rose, what's your birthday? 14th of the 12th, 1998.

All right, Rose, that means you're 16 in 2014. Let's see if this song takes your day from an 8 to a 10. Tell me where the freaks at. Bagger. I. Banger. I enjoy banger. Absolute banger. From Timmy Trumpet and Savage, you get freaks.

You ever seen Savage live, Rose? Many times. Many times. He's so good, eh? He's great. He's great. Absolute legend. Bree and I saw him at O-Week earlier this year in Dunedin.

We did too. Have you guys seen Timmy Trumpet live? Nah. I saw him once at this real, like... He wears that hat, eh? Yeah, at this real gringy, like, university party. And he was putting, he'd put water into his trumpet and then he'd blow it out into the crowd.

I was like, this is a bit, yep. Gross, those trumpets are full of saliva. Wait there, Rose. This is a hard one. NSYNC. It's between freaks and it's going to be me. I think it's going to be me.

It's going to be me? Yep. It means it's going to be Dan. Congratulations, Dan. You just won Birthday Banger. Awesome. Nice work, Dan. What do you rate your day out of. Congratulations, Dan. You just won Birthday Banger. Awesome. Nice work, Dan. What do you rate your day out of ten now, Dan? Oh, I'd put nine. Nine out of ten. Nine out of ten.

We love it, Dan. Love to see it. Brian Clint, here's your Birthday Banger from the year 2000. You're on Zedim. Oh, yeah. You might have been hurt, babe Brianne Clint Happy news at ZDM this week

As one of our favourites, Georgia Broke some really big news, didn't you George? I did guys, I'm like living on cloud nine right now And never ever ever coming down to earth I said to Georgia earlier, do you want to talk about this on the show today? And she goes, oh yeah, any opportunity to talk about it, yes, please. Any chance I can get. Literally, though.

So, Georgia, it's your news. Share your news. So, my partner and I have been together nine years and Saturday was the special day that he asked me to marry him. Yay! About bloody time. Honestly, do you know how weird it feels to say, though? Like, I'll be in the car and actually I'm embarrassed from the other day

because I called him forgetting his boss was in the car. Yeah. And I was like, before he said anything, I was like, hey, fiancé. And he's like, George, Josh is in the car. You're so that type, too. You're the type on a honeymoon that would tell every single person you met, hey, it's our honeymoon. We just got married.

We just got married. It's our honeymoon. Did you know that? Our honeymoon? Yeah. I'm doing that when I go to Europe on Friday. I'm literally going to go everywhere and be like, just got engaged, by the way, and just see what happens, you know?

Try and get free stuff. You haven't got your ring on. Oh, my ring's in duty free right now. Oh, because you have to collect it from the airport to get the discount. What? If you put it through duty free and you collect it as you leave the country, you get, what, the GST back on it?

15% or something like that? No, that's pretty good. No, it's pretty good. They could swap it out for a fake ring though. If they did, oh my god, imagine. Oh no, don't do that. They might lose your ring. I felt like I'd lost my soul when I gave it to the toilet. Duty free is just a big scam where they switch things out. You're going to get a Toblerone ring.

What if it is though? No, it's not. We're joking. How long did you say you and your partner Haim have been together? Just over nine years. Nine. That's a long time, hey? I know.

In the five years that Brie and I have been here at ZM, I've been expecting him to propose to you. Because you talk about it all the time. Yeah, okay. I needed to back down a little bit on that, I think. In fact, we came back from a bunch of weddings started this year. I was like back-to-back weddings, honeymoons,

hen's do's, et cetera. And I just got real sad one day, like real sad. And I was like, look, I'm so happy for them. When's my turn? Oh my God. What do you say? Because I don't know that I would have an answer to that as the partner. When I know that that's what you want,

and everybody knew that's what he wanted too. How did he react to it? And you were like, why haven't you proposed to me? He'd just be like, oh, come here, big dog. Because, you know, we call each other big dog and stuff. But anyway, he'd be like, come here, big dog, and give me a hug. He's like, you know, good things take time. And I'd be like, blah, blah.

A decade. Yeah, nearly 10 years. And then every time I'd bring it up, he'd be like, oh, that's another six months at it. I was like, I'm going to throw the six months at you. You know? He would punish you by mentioning it. Hey, hey, I'm going to throw hands at you if you don't propose.

Well, you're right up there with nine years, but it's done. It's the best news possible, so congratulations. Thank you. We want to ask people this afternoon, how long did your partner take to propose to you? Maybe you're still waiting. Maybe you're still waiting. Maybe this could be a good opportunity to put it out there into the universe.

Maybe he'll hear it. Why don't you drop a hint on a nationwide radio broadcast? Oh, my God, it wouldn't put it past me to do that. You did do it. You did do it. Multiple times on the air over the past five years. George has been doing the ZM Workday, when are you going to propose to me, Haim, day show for a long time?

Yeah, you've done sponsorships around it. Oh, 100 dial ZM or text to 9696. We want to know from you, how long did they take to propose or has it been ages and you're still waiting for it? Brian Clint, we'll get you on next. Brian Clint. So we want to know, how long did you wait for our proposal or are you still waiting?

Jacinda's here. Kia ora, Jacinda. Hi, Jacinda's here. Kia ora, Jacinda. Hi, Jacinda. Hello. Tell us, mate, how long did you wait or are you still waiting? No, well, that nine years is very familiar to me. So I waited for nine years. And in that time, we had had two beautiful daughters and we've since had a third.

And we had bought two houses, bought a business. And I was, at the end of nine years, thinking, is this ever going to happen? Yeah. Yes, so it did. And we're getting married next year and that will be 11 years. Oh, congratulations. That's exciting. Did he know the whole way through that you wanted it?

Because I think maybe he could have been excused for going, oh, we've got all the other things now. It's not really a priority. No, no, no. Absolutely, he knew I was waiting. Jacinda's like, I made sure he knew. Let's talk to Tony. G'day, Tony. Hi, Tony.

G'day, guys. How you doing? Good, thanks. Tony, is it you that's been waiting or have you made someone else wait? No, yeah. Unfortunately, I made her wait a decade just on the 10-year mark. Tony, a decade.

What was your reasoning? Were you not sure? No, no. No, it was all good. It wasn't just a try-before-you-buy type scenario. It was, you know, it's too long for that. We just wanted to do it so we had, you know, stuff in order and life kept getting in the way.

I totally get that, Tony, because let's be real, a wedding can be a big waste of money. That's a romantic way to look at it. No, but it can. So I stand by that. But if you want to get your stuff in order, I'm thinking you're talking about getting a house, like, and then maybe having some kids and getting yourself established and then worrying about

the T's and C's afterwards. Yeah, we bought the house, had the wedding at the house and then we went around the world for the honeymoon afterwards. Oh, how good, Tony. Well, congratulations on finding a woman who was willing to wait for 10 years for you, Tony. That's good stuff. Let's go to Shannon. G'day, Shannon. Hi, Shannon. Hi there, how are you?

Good, thanks, Shannon. Is it you that's been waiting a long time for an engagement? Yes, well, so I waited 10 years for my engagement ring, and so I finally got that. And at the time when my partner proposed to me, he made a joke saying, oh, well, you waited 10 years for the first ring. You can wait 10 for the second.

So, yeah, I'm currently six years into waiting for the second ring. Are you kidding me, Shannon? I'd be so over it. Have you just thought about staging, like, your exit from the relationship just to, you know, give him a bit of a kick up the bum? Well, he's kind of tied me in now. I've got one kid and another one on the way. Damn it, Shannon.

He's got you there. He's snookered you. If it makes you feel better, we've had a text message from someone who said, how long have I been waiting for my proposal? 23 years and still waiting. Well, you're further along than that person shannon thanks shannon best of luck mate we appreciate the call there you go it can happen it will happen

i'm sure it's gonna happen just keep dropping those hints or do it yourself or just go on a trip around the world and forget about it or Or threatened to break up with them. Yes. Blackmail is always the answer. Brian Clint. The weirdest story from last week was definitely Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk calling each other out for a cage fight. Yeah, look, I'll put my hand up and say that I wasn't a believer. I said, oh, this is publicity. This is publicity.

This isn't real. Turns out it looks like it's actually going ahead. They're both going to put their extreme amount of money where their enormous mouths are. What an absolute joke this is going to be. Isn't it? Isn't it? I heard world champion Israel Adesanya today say that it's a good thing.

He goes, these guys are in charge of some of the biggest platforms on the planet at the moment. So why shouldn't they front up and put their manhood on the line? Because they're not fighting professionals, Israel. Well, whatever it is, they're both ready to go. So I've got some stats here. Okay. And together we got some stats here. Okay. And together we can try and decide.

Before you hear the stats, who do you think is going to win the fight? I think my money would be on Elon. I think this will change your mind. Okay. So Mark Zuckerberg is 171 centimetres. Oh, my God. I'm taller than him. Zach's only 5 foot 7. Yeah.

Oh, that makes sense because I have seen him, yeah, in photos and stuff. He doesn't look that tall. He's 70 kgs. Right. He's little. Yeah, he's sense because I have seen him in photos and stuff. He doesn't look that tall. He's 70 kgs. Right. He's little. Yeah, he's quite a little man. Elon Musk is taller. He's 5'11 and he weighs 81 kgs.

Okay. So he's a decent amount taller. He's got a fair bit of weight on him too. And heavier. But Mark Zuckerberg is 52. No, you mean... Elon Musk is 52. Yep. And Mark Zuckerberg's 39. Oh, yeah 52 and Mark Zuckerberg is 39.

Oh, yeah. See, that comes into play. Can you imagine being as rich and powerful as Mark Zuckerberg is and you're only 39? Yeah, he was rich and powerful when he was like 25. Yeah. That's crazy. That guy influences elections. He does that.

Oh, it's crazy. Mark Zuckerberg, though, has been on a fitness buzz for a while. Right. And people don't really know this because all you see are those weird photos of him riding the wakeboard in the rash vest. I think after those pictures went viral, he's thrown himself into fitness. He has won two Brazilian jiu-jitsu medals. What? He recently participated in something called the Murph Challenge,

which is where, have you heard of the Murph? No. CrossFit people do the Murph. The Murph. The Murph is where you run a mile, you do 100 pull-ups, 200 press-ups, 300 squats, and then you run another mile, all while wearing a 9kg weight vest. And he did it in 39 minutes. Yeah, that sounds pretty bloody hard.

That's insane. And he also has been training with an MMA fighter already. His name is Kai the Shadow Wu. For how long? Since September. Okay, so a little while. So he, I don't know. It's still got major Revenge of the Nerds vibes to me.

It really does. I feel like, I mean, it's anyone's fight at the end of the day. It's much of a muchness. But I feel like, because it's going to be pretty equal, because Elon is taller and heavier, and that 100% comes into play with these kind of fights, especially the extra weight. That's why they're so crazy about weight limits in UFC.

So the extra weight's going to come into play, but that big age gap, I mean, I feel like it levels it up. The bookies, 75% are Mark Zuckerberg. The people who are taking the bits, 75%. Really? Zuckerberg 25% Elon Musk

I wonder if Elon Is Gonna train Surely He'd have to Surely I feel like he He is friends with Joe Rogan

Yeah He could get trained By Joe Rogan Or any of the Any of the USC fighters That Joe Rogan's friends were Well he could literally pay Like he has the money

To buy anyone To train him I. I don't watch much MMA. I will watch the shit out of this. I will watch it in a heartbeat. I would pay for this fight. Yeah, me too. Although I hope it's streaming free on Facebook or Twitter. For how bad it's going to be, it should be free.

Free in Clint. And that's the end of the show, everybody. Next time you hear us, we'll be broadcasting live from the Lula Inn in Auckland's Viaduct Harbour. You can come and join us for Bree's Honorary Kiwi Induction Initiation Presentation Celebration

Manifestation Commiseration Prolification Vindication You done? That was pretty good It's also a celebration For our five years

Being on air together as well Yeah Which we'd love If you've been a part of this show If you've listened to our show You're free tomorrow night We'd love to see you At the Lula Inn

For a few drinks Well not tomorrow night Tomorrow afternoon Tomorrow afternoon We want you there from three Yeah from three Come and watch the show It's going to be set up that you can watch the show live.

So, yeah, we'd love for you to be a part of it. It's the first time we've kind of ever really done it. A live show, yeah. Like a live version of the show. So we'd love to see you there. We've got special performances. Cassie Henderson's going to be there. Yeah.

There's drinks. The guys at the Lula Inn always look after us. So, yeah, we'd love to have you. See you guys down there from three o'clock tomorrow. Bree and Clint. Bye. Bye's drinks. The guys at the Lula Inn always look after us. We'd love to have you. See you guys down there from 3 o'clock tomorrow. Brian Clint. Bye. Bye, guys. Get delivered to your door with the KFC app. Play.