ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 29th March 2023

Episode Date: March 29, 2023

Where did you meet your partner's other partner? Bree sings in the name of real estate Can we do maths designed for kids?? Pasta cooking hack See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network Hey guys, welcome to the Brianne Clint Podcast. How's everybody feeling after that vegan cheese yesterday? I feel okay. No, pretend it. Oh, it made me so sick. Gassy. Yeah, far out.

I think I'm... What was in there, Ella? I think I'm vegan. Cashews. I think I'm vegan intolerant. Cat shoes. Cat shoes. Cat shoes. Cat shoes. Cashews.

Cashews. Bless you. Bless you. Damn it. Don't fuck with a cashew. It's already good on its own. I don't care if you don't like it. Do you know why?

Because it's more for me. No, I actually did. I actually did mind it. That's what I say about avocados. I give it a solid six out of ten. Who doesn't like avocados? Oh, totally not me. What?

I wouldn't not like them. Do you not like avocados? They're disgusting and they make me feel really sick. I'm going to make you my guacamole. No, I don't want it. That's probably the worst thing you could make someone who doesn't like avocados. It's all avocado. My guacamole is good. I think I'm oddly allergic, but also they taste

gross. What the heck, man? I kind of get that. I go through stages where I'm on avocado and then I'm not. No, don't jump on the bandwagon. People get so offended, though. I got food poisoning from avocado. Did you? Yeah.

Huh. How? You can get food poisoning from anything. Old-age avocado. Yeah, and there was obviously- She rubbed it on a dead chicken. There was obviously bacteria on it, and it was like the only thing I'd eaten gave me food poisoning. You got dirty avocado that's my issue

is i would never know what i got food poisoning from because i don't keep track of what i eat so no but you know when you eat something and it tastes off not quite right my brain always registers and goes oh this could give you food poisoning so then if i ever do get food poisoning i will recall it's like how I used to get gout. And then they're like, it'll be something in your diet. I'm like, I literally have no idea.

I can't remember. Isn't gout the foot thing? What's gout? Nah, it's an everything thing. No, it's a foot thing. But you can get it in your hands too, right? It's a joint thing. It's mostly a foot thing.

I have a wart on my finger. Is it from that gout thing that Claudia was talking about? A wart? A wart is not gout. What was that thing you were talking about? I was talking about Veruca's. Veruca's, yeah. What's a Veruca? A plant. Veronica gout. What was that? I was talking about verrucas. Verrucas, yeah.

What's a verruca? A Veronica's sister. Verruca salt. What's a verruca? A verruca's like a fungal infection. Why do we always talk about gross stuff? Yeah, why do we always talk about gross stuff? Sorry, okay.

Clean it up. Has anyone ever had a plant or wart? What's that? That shit's nasty, man. Have you guys had your warts frozen off's nasty, man. I was really... Have you guys had your warts frozen off before? Yes, when I was a kid. I'm not doing that.

I've never had a wart. My wart can stay. Haven't you? No. Do you want to... No, don't touch me. You're such a wuss. Just get your wart frozen off.

I'm not a wuss. I like my wart. Here's a question. What are your guys' biggest insecurities? Do you have any warts or moles or anything that you like? Tiny penis. But at least you don't fling that around in public. I can't. I want to. I can't.

You can't fling it anywhere. It's easily hidden that one, so that's fine. It's hiding in plain sight. I'd like to cut my boobs off. Same. What? Wait, your boobs are your insecurity? Yeah, they're annoying. They're just there. Don't like it. Right, okay. Oh, you just don't want boobs at all Yeah

Okay, fair enough Should we do it for content? When you saw that Katy Perry music video Where she ran away to join the military And she taped them down Were you like Damn, I'm going to give that a go Yeah, I want to join the military

I saw this girl on TikTok the other day And she Well, actually, I apologise I'm not sure if her pronouns are she, her She's not listening I know, but that's not the point. I think their pronouns are they, them. They're never going to hear this.

But they removed their breasts because they just didn't want them. Oh, yeah. But they're not trans. No, but they're non-binary. But they're non-binary. They just didn't want boobs. Well, that makes sense. Question.

If someone, say if I cut my boobs off now, then I have kids, will all my boobs grow back for the milk? No. So I won't get milk? No, you'll get milk. You're talking about a breast reduction or you're talking about a mastectomy? If you have a... If you have a removal, they remove

everything. Yeah, you'll lose your memory gland. Oh no, I just want littler boobs. Well, that's a breast reduction. That's a reduction. So yes, you'll still get milk. It's a much easier surgery. Yeah, you'll lose your memory gland. Oh no, I just want littler boobs. Well, that's a breast reduction. That's a reduction. So yes, you'll still get milk. It's a much easier surgery. Yeah. Oh, interesting. I have nipples, Greg. Okay. Did you guys know? Me?

Greg? Okay. Are you done? Did you guys know? It was the coldest day of the year today. I have nipples, Greg. Was it? Yeah. Yeah was the coldest day of the year today? I have nipples, Greg. Was it? Yeah.

Yeah, the coldest day of the year so far, though. That's what they don't say. I was talking to my partner about that. That was such a clickbait headline. It was all, tomorrow is the coldest day of the year so far. I was talking about my partner and she's like, well, obviously that's implied. They don't need to say it. No, it's not implied.

Our dum-dums need it bloody written out for us. That doesn't make sense. If the coldest day of the year is in March, what the hell? Also, we have people who listen to this podcast in all kinds of locations. Going, it is the middle of summer right now. No, what I was going to get at is the coldest day. It's like, we're like, whoa, coldest day. I think it was like six degrees this morning.

It was 15 degrees when I got up. 15, right. Okay, no, it was colder than that in the morning. My guinea pigs were shivering. It's so not cold, eh? Yeah. 15 degrees? Poor little thing. I remember it was so cold where I grew up that we would catch the bus to school, to high school,

and there would be icicles hanging off the bus. Oh, what? Stop that. Yeah, and then one time my mum hung the washing out and obviously your washing is a bit damp when you hang it out and she went to get it. She forgot about it overnight. The next day she went out there, it was completely frozen stiff

to the clothesline. My favourite special job as a kid was when the windscreen was frozen and you'd run out with the water and throw it on the car. That was my favourite. One time it was so cold where I grew up that we had a Land Cruiser and it took diesel as the fuel and the diesel froze. What the hell? Can that happen? Australia gets cold?

It turns into jelly and the car doesn't start. I just remember my mum and we were late somewhere and she just kept like pouring water over the general over the general area where the gas tank was i was like this is fucked does it snow it has snowed a couple of times yeah i used to get have you guys ever got chill blames before no i think that's what they're called. Chill blames? Chill blames. I know what you're talking about. It's like the start of frostbite. Yeah. And it's where essentially your skin blisters from it being so cold.

I've had them on like all around my ears before. Ouch. How? From training for soccer at night time from where I grew up. It was so cold. That's illegal. Chill blames? Yeah, chill Blaines.

The small itchy swellings on the skin that occur as a reaction to cold temperatures. Ouch. Okay. I was looking for a real shit David Blaine joke just then, but... Did you find one?

I did, but it was too shit to say. No, go on. You've got to say it now. Chill Blaines. That's what David Blaine's wife says to him when he gets too excited. I don't get it. Oh, yeah, no, when he gets too excited. I don't get it. Oh, yeah, no, I don't mind it.

I don't mind that. Chill, Blaine. Chill, Blaine. Hey, Blaine, chill. Chill, Blaine. Chill, Blaine. Don't Google who David Blaine is. You don't need to know who he is.

It's not relevant to the joke. You just got to know that he's famous. Huh? I was thinking of someone else entirely. Say it again. No, fuck no. I'm never saying it again. Is he the magician?

Yeah. Yeah. He's the escape artist. He's the illusionist. He's creepy AF. If you guys could go on X Factor, or no, Americans Got Talent, what would your talent be? Lucy and I talk about this all the time. Because of Love Island, and when they have the talent quest night

and everyone has to do their talent we always talk about what we would do what would you do? what would Lucy do? I'd probably if you tell them you need a prop they'll go and source it for you I'd probably do some shitty yo-yo tricks

oh yeah nice I do mediocre to okay yo-yo tricks. If I want you a yo-yo tomorrow, could you do something? Yeah. Whoa. Let's get a yo-yo. You got it. We got it.

Let's do it. Put it down. Prepare to be underwhelmed. What's yours? I don't think I have a talent. No, you would. You could do your snake spitting. What?

Can you imagine? She can do the special spit from underneath her tongue. I push the teeth. No, that's not the same thing. What would yours be? Beatboxing. I was going to say iron deficiency. Fainting on cum.

Shut up, man. Consuming heaps of vegan cheese. Hiding cas and food i do opera would you give us some no no no it would you know what it wouldn't be it wouldn't be doing fake farts because you are horrible at that yeah oh it's bitter oh it's getting there And Claude what would you do? Fake farts I feel like that's a solid effort To do that on a dating show too Like you go in there you're trying to

Win over someone and be sexy And you know farts can be sexy You'd be the goofy girl though I would be I've been the goofy girl my whole fucking life So what's new? We all would be. All right, let's go.

Would be too. All of us. And I'm okay with it. And you know what? So would Clint. I say that like my yo-yo tricks are so cool. You know what? If there's any, who would be the queen of the goofy girls?

It's Clint. Hey, chill Blaine. Chill Blaine. Well, let's go. We've all got some talents to practice We'll see you guys tomorrow Bye Guys, come and check out my yo-yo Walk the dog, walk the dog, walk the dog

Round the world Kyoan everybody Good afternoon and welcome to the Brian Clint Show Clint, I had a mare this morning, an absolute mare Okay So I got up extra early today because I had a lot on, had a few meetings this morning And I was like I'll get up early, I'll get my work done What's extra early? Um, seven

Oh yeah, okay That's early for me because normally I get up at eight. Yeah. Eight thirty. Yeah. And we work in the afternoons. Extra early. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. She's up at the crack of dawn. Seven. Yeah. Got up at seven and I was real proud of myself getting all my work done, doing emails. And then I had to go to a meeting. So I picked out this real nice outfit, put it on.

Yeah. And then I've walked into the laundry to put a load of laundry on and I've picked up the fabric softener bottle by the lid and someone hadn't put the lid on, picked it up, and I'm not joking, the bottle falls to the floor and explodes up into my face and it looked like it didn't look good.

I know what it looked like. You know what it looked like. It was in my eyes it was in my hair it was everywhere all over the floor and do you know how hard it is

to clean up fabric softener because if you wipe it with a wet cloth you activate it it just gets soapy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. On the plus side your hair is looking very shiny. Thanks so much it's fabric softener because if you wipe it with a wet cloth, you activate it. It just gets soapy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. On the plus side, your hair is looking very shiny.

Thanks so much. It's fabric softener, yeah. They've got to, someone's, why can't someone invent a fabric softener bottle with a handle? If only they'd put a handle on that bottle, that would solve all of these problems. If there was just some way of. I don't appreciate your condescending tone.

Just trying to fabric soften you up a little bit. Thanks, thanks. Today on the show, another 500 bucks up for grabs with Cookie Time at 4 o'clock. This might be the easiest game on radio. It's very simple. It might be the easiest game. You've just got to pick the word that goes with the word that we give you. 500 bucks and some Cookie Time cookie sandwiches at 4 o'clock this afternoon.

Very easy. If you want to win $50 cash right now, though, you can call 0800DIALZM to play Tradie vs. Lady. Bree and Clint. Time for Tradie vs. Lady. Bree and Clint. Tradie vs. Lady. The Tradies picked up a win yesterday,

which means they are back in the lead on 26. The Ladies right behind them on 25. Let's go to our lady first. She's calling from Hamilton. She is 40 years old, and a waitress once took a piece of chicken out of her hand. Welcome to the show, Sandy. Hi.

Obviously a very traumatic event for you, Sandy. Hungry waitress, I reckon. Yeah, did it end in a fight? Almost. Yeah, I bet. Someone, did it end in a fight? Almost. Yeah, I bet. Someone took some chicken out of my hand. Look out. Bree's going to chicken wing him.

I'll make a shiv out of the chicken bone. You're taking on our trainees today. They're 22 years old. They're from Christchurch, and they're 6'8". Welcome to the show, Cyrus. Cyrus, I need to ask you the question that most people listening will want to ask. How big are your feet? Oh, my God, that was my question.

Yeah. Yeah. Size 15. Size 15. 15. Wow. Our boss, Ross' boss is six foot eight, but he's size seven. He nearly tips over.

It's real strange. He wears those kids' Air Jordans. He says he gets them cheaper. He looks like he's tippy-toeing when he walks, but he's not. He has to walk with, like, real small steps. Yeah. And he's got tiny hands too. Okay, Sandy, your buzzer is lady.

And Cyrus, your buzzer is tradie. First to three correct answers gets $50 cash from KFC. Here we go, guys. Question number one. Like fingerprints, what other part of the body has a unique print on it? Give me a clue. It's very wet.

Lady. Tradie. Yes, Sandy. Is that your tongue? Yeah. It's very wet. Lady. I'll trade it. Yes, Sandy. Is this your tongue? Yeah. It is the tongue. It has a unique print on it. There you go.

Tongue print. That's why if you're going to rob somewhere, don't lick anything. Yeah, I made that mistake a couple of times. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The bank attendant didn't appreciate it. Question number two. I've been caught licking a few Michael Hill jewellers. I got sent out.

They said they're spending too few Michael Hill jewelers. I got sent out. They said they're spending too much on glass cleaners. What is the singular word for spaghetti? Is it spag, getty or spaghetto? Trudy. Yes, Cyrus. What was that, sorry? Spaghetto.

Spaghetto is correct. It is spaghetto. Who ever thought there was a singular word for spaghetti? Well, yeah, because one singular strand. Yeah. Someone's like, well, we need a name for that. Spaghetto. Spaghetto.

So is one piece of macaroni, macarono? Probably. Really? Maybe. Wow. Okay. Okay, one apiece so far. Question number three. Which of the following is not a type of biscuit available in New Zealand?

A scotch finger, a sultana pasty, a ginger ninja or a mint slice? Lady. Yes, Sandy. Justin. Ginger ninja? Yeah, correct. That's not a real biscuit. That's not a biscuit, yeah.

Well, Ed Sheeran might be bringing them out soon. He could do, yeah, yeah. He'd make a bit of money off this. All right, two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number four, buzz in. Don't buzz in. Answer this question. 94% of British people talk about what topic the most?

Think about it. What is it? Lady? Yes, Sandy, have a guess. The weather? She's got it. Lady? Yes, Sandy, have a guess. The weather? She's got it. Wow, well done. Is that the game? That's correct.

That's the game. That's the game. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. Nice work, Sandy. I just hung up on Cyrus. Oh, poor Cyrus. I was going to say, speaking of which, how's the weather up there, Cyrus?

Oh, it would have been good. Who cares? It's all about Sandy, the Tradingverse Lady Champion. 50 bucks cash from KFC. Well done. Yes, Sandy, you can buy all the KFC chicken you want to replace that one. This is a fascinating story that I've stumbled across today. There are, and this is not a joke,

there are thousands of women across New Zealand who are joining private Facebook groups to see if their boyfriend or girlfriend has another... I'm shocked. What? Girlfriend or boyfriend. I had no idea about it. It's mostly boyfriends, to be honest.

Yeah. They're called, these pages that exist on Facebook, they're called Do We Have the Same Boyfriend? Ooh. There's a group for the Hutt Valley. There's a Do We Have the Same Boyfriend group for the Wairarapa. There's a Do We Have the Same Boyfriend Auckland Facebook group. There's a Manawatu everywhere.

Everywhere has their own local do we have the same boyfriend private closed Facebook group. My toxic trait is I like to go into these groups and just be a part of the drama. Yeah. Just see what's going on. Yeah. I think that's part of the fun.

But if you have any suspicions These are the pages you should go to. This is how it works. You request to join the page. Okay. And then if they approve you, once you're inside, you can request to post a photo of your boyfriend or a link to their social media page.

That gets approved, and then the loyalty test begins. It goes out to every other woman in the Facebook group, and if any of them recognise him either as their boyfriend or as a boyfriend of their friend, then they comment and they go, sorry, sis, snapped. He's already in a relationship. He's in a relationship. Or it could be used to get some background info on.

Oh, like have you ever dated this man? Yeah, what was he like? You know, if you're about to start dating someone, you want a bit more dirt on them. Yeah. But the idea is if you see your boyfriend in there, then he has another girlfriend that you don't know about. Yeah.

I had no idea this was going on. I had no idea. Well, one, you're married. Yeah. And two, you're not a woman. No, those are two very good points. Yeah. So it's not really your demo, is it? I want in so bad. Should I set up a fake profile so I

can get in there? Could I use your picture? Do you? No, absolutely not. You cannot. What about one of the pictures that doesn't really look like you anymore? Do you really want to mess with the women that are creating these pages? No, God no. I don't of the pictures that doesn't really look like you anymore? Do you really want to mess with the women that are creating these pages? No, God no. I don't want to mess with them at all. I want to observe.

I want to watch. I want to, like that Michael Jackson meme, I want to sit there in the crowd with my popcorn and just go... That's what's all going on, you know? It would be very interesting. I wonder what they've uncovered before. Oh, so the article I'm reading

says when it goes down, it goes down. Yeah. And everybody goes in and then they all start, like as soon as someone goes, yeah, he's got a girlfriend, people start pulling in. You know how women get. They turn into bloody Carmen Sandiego and they can find information

everywhere. It's like you become a full FBI agent and you have all these skills that you tap into and then you evolve into Liam Neeson and we will find you and we will uncover the truth. We'll chop your penis off. I've got a very specific question to ask. It's like this but it doesn't have to have happened in the Facebook group. I want to know this afternoon on 0800DIALZM,

where and when did you meet your partner's other partner? And I don't mean their ex. Their current other partner. Yeah, I mean like that Cameron Diaz movie where they all realise they're dating the same guy. When did you realise that this person that you're talking to is also in a relationship with

the person that you have been in a relationship with? Will you take situations where they've met on social media? Yep. Like they've met through Facebook where one of them's inboxed someone. Yeah, and like, hey babe, I hate to tell you this, I just saw him on your profile. I'm also dating that person.

I've got two of his kids, and he's on the couch watching Married at First Sight right now. Right now. 0800 dials at him if you would like to share one of these stories with us this afternoon. You can keep your name out of it. We can keep all names out of this. You can text your experience to 9696,

but we want to know where and when did you meet your partner's other partner? That is, I can think of a few situations that wouldn't be a good time. I don't think there is a good time. Yeah, you've got a point. Bree's like, love to meet them at a barbecue. Maybe family Christmas. Bree and Clint. Let's go to Anonymous.

Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi. Tell us, mate, when did you run into or meet your partner's other partner? Well, I met my partner's other partner's boyfriend. What? It was on Snapchat So quite a few years ago When you used to be able to see Your Snapchat friends

Other friends Yeah, their best friends Yep Yep, yep So the day before my birthday I had a random message from someone Saying, are you so-and-so's girlfriend? Yeah.

Oh, no. And I said sort of because I'd got sick of his cheating ways and broke up with him. Good on you. And then we were kind of getting back together. No! I know, I know. Lessons learned.

And then they replied back to me and said, oh, well, they're cheating on you with my girlfriend. Oh, my God. Wait. So the boyfriend of the other partner messaged you, and I wonder how he found out. Was he ropeable about it too? I guess so.

He didn't really want to chat. I was going to say, is there any chance that you and him ended up together? No, no, no. Like a shared trauma situation? Plotline to a movie. really want to chat. I was going to say, is there any chance that you and him ended up together? Yeah. No. Like a shared trauma situation? Sounds like a plot line to a movie. Okay, that is a hell of a way to find out. Thank you, Anonymous. That's horrible. Let's go to another Anonymous caller. Hi, Anonymous.

Hi, Anonymous. Hi, how you going? We're good. Where did you meet your partner's other partner? At my partner's funeral. What? Wait, wait, what? Yeah, so he passed away in a road traffic accident, unfortunately. And I had his phone after and found out that he'd been doing the dirty. And yeah, I saw her at the funeral and she had no idea that I knew. Oh my God, I'm so sorry, anonymous.

Okay. So she had, and did she have any idea that you existed? Oh, yeah, yeah. She knew about me. Like, quite a few people obviously knew about me. But no, she was. Right. So he wasn't playing you both.

She was aware that it was an affair. Yeah. Yeah. She was very much aware. And she thought you were oblivious to the relationship. But she still had the audacity to show up to his funeral? She sure did. Oh, wow.

Did you say anything? Because this is, oh, my God, I can't even imagine what you've been through. Because there's no closure. You can't even talk to him about it. I feel sick. He's dead. Did you talk to her?

She did come up to me and say, oh, my goodness, I'm so sorry. He was such a lovely guy. And I just looked her up and down and walked away. So I think after that, she was... Oh, guy and I just looked her up and down and walked away. So I think after that she was... Oh my God. What was that... Oh, Anonymous, what was that like for you

in the grieving process where you're obviously, you know, grieving someone but then you've also got... You're mad at them. ...new information that makes you really angry at them? It was one hell of a grieving process. It's a total rollercoaster. Shit. Do you think it helped you recover faster

because you were able to be mad at the person or did it just make everything really mucky? Initially, it helped me to get through that, but after I stopped being angry at him and I just missed him. This is why... Because you can never talk to him about it. You can never get the answers. You can't get closure.

Yeah. This is why I think they should invent something for all phones. Yeah. That if you do pass away, it self-destructs in five minutes. Whatever you do, Anonymous, don't check his browser history, you know? Yeah. Did that as well. Wish I didn't.

No, Anonymous. Oh, bless you. He might be a cheater, but he doesn't deserve to have his browser history exposed. Thank you, Anonymous. One more from Ginny. Hi, Ginny. What a journey this has been.

How's it going? I don't know where we go from there. Where do we go from there, Ginny? What's happened to you? Oh, gosh. Mine's not that bad, but I found out just recently. Mine's a bit bad, but I found out just recently. Mine's a bit complicated, but I had a partner that I was with for three years.

Okay. And a year and a half of that was long distance. Okay. Right. And then out of nowhere, he, like, literally out of nowhere, he ghosted me. Right. And then I found out literally only a couple weeks ago that he was actually still married. I thought they were separated.

He also had another girlfriend as well as me. Like we moved together overseas. Who has the time? I know. But on top of that, when he ghosted me, I since learned that he had another girl who he had got seven months, like she was seven months pregnant. Wow.

Yeah. And it's the wife that told me all of this. His was seven months pregnant. Wow. Yeah. And it's the wife that told me all of this. His wife told you all of it? Yeah, yeah. Did she take him back? No. Oh, Christ. So she found out everything as well.

How did she find out, Jenny? Who did she find out from? So she found out, like the first affair, she found that out herself. This was before I was around. And then I turned up on the scene. She actually tried to hit me up about it.

And he was like, oh, no, she's crazy. Yeah, classic. Don't listen to her. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my God, don't, Eva. And then I actually met his family. Like, he was like literally living God knows how many lives and how he kept up with it.

It was the weirdest thing. He's like, I'm Leonardo DiCaprio in Catch Me If You Can. Yeah. Can you just picture his LinkedIn, his top skill, multitasking. Because damn. 100%. I know. Multi-womaning.

Yeah. All right. Well, you're right. Sorry, Ginny. Hopefully. I don't even know what to say. I'm so glad you're out of that situation now. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, no, finding that out has given me the closure I needed from the ghosting thing. Now I'm like, okay, now I don't like him. Yeah, good. Because three years and someone ghosts you? Like, what the hell? I feel like we should broadcast his name. Yeah, what's his name?

Brian Clint. I think I'm dreading what's about to happen but no, I've got to... Push on. Box on. Stick to my guns. Head down, bum up. We're here. Look, on Monday, Clint, at this exact time, I brought your attention to the real

estate agent that had moved into a different area of marketing. She'd reinvented the game. She had. Her name's Claire Cossie, and she decided that she would do singing advertisements for her listings. Take a listen. This old house

There's so much here to see Living room All covered with these beams Air-sized heat pump fitted And solar panels too I mean, look, you can get lost in that. With its own small business I heard business.

There is so much here You can bring her down. Wait, wait, wait. The never-ending property I heard business You can bring her down Wait, wait, wait It's good It's so good It's very good And I heard business is booming for Claire

Is it? It's worked She's selling houses all over the place Yeah And I thought there's a real opportunity here There's a real market here in New Zealand. A gap. A gap in the property market.

Okay. To do something like this. Mm-hmm. So what I've done. Jeez. We need to have the people from One Roof on standby for this. Is this. What I've done is I've found a property.

Okay. This is a real listing here in New Zealand. What I've done is I've found a property. This is a real listing here in New Zealand. Do they know what you've done with their listing? No. Okay. So this is free marketing? This is free marketing for the real estate agent's name is Michael Rea. He's from Ray White.

So Michael, if you're listening. You're welcome. You're welcome. You're welcome. But maybe here at first. Yeah. So, this property is a three-bedroom, one-bath house in Blenheim Central. Okay. In Blenheim, obviously.

And it's got some amazing features. I've taken all of these exact details and I've rammed it into a Meghan Trainor song. Okay, perfect. So are you ready? Yeah. Here is my marketing campaign for 4 Barrett Street, Blenheim Central. You could have the heat pump on. It's included.

Enough to heat three beds in one bath. Cozy. The ceiling's at 4 Barrett Street. Blenheim, have a look. Blenheim, have a look Let them have a look Stunning wooden floors Easy for sweeping chores It's had a renovation New handles on the doors

Ooh, you gotta, gotta, gotta Come through, through If you've got two cars There's a double garage Call up your mortgage broker, get that deposit charge. Ooh, you gotta, gotta, gotta come through, through. I mean, put an offer on it today. Sold, sold, sold.

I reckon. Yeah, it's the property for me. Judging from that solid marketing campaign, I reckon that's going to be sold tomorrow. I think we should call Michael Rea from Ray White and we should ask, have you had lots of inquiries to Paul Barrett Street? Do you know what I really hope?

Yeah. I hope a bunch of people go to the open home this weekend and where in the box it says, how did you hear about the property? People write, oh, that girl on the radio from Treasure Island sang the song about it. This is the house, isn't it? 4 Barrett Street in Blenheim.

This is good stuff, mate. I mean, it is a beautiful home. It's had renovations done. It's smaller, but it's cosy. This is how we turn the property crisis around, I think. I think we're on to something. I think we should get our real estate licence. Yeah, done.

We'll be a duo. Yeah, done. Dynamic duo. Right now, we're talking about this groom who is up in arms because he's got into a fight with his brother because the brother was a groomsman at his wedding and he said when he had to leave because his wife went into labour with their baby, he had to leave the wedding, made a big deal out of it that he stole his thunder on his wedding day.

Him and his selfish baby. Selfish. So we're asking you this afternoon Who stole the thunder at the wedding? Katrina's here Hi Katrina Hi Katrina Hi how's it going?

Good thanks Tell us who was it Katrina? So similar My brother announced that Him and his partner were having a baby The morning of my wedding Nah Not cool man

Hey Katrina How annoyed were you? Yeah, pretty annoyed. It was a lot of what my mum was going around talking about on the day. Yeah, yeah. She wasn't talking about how you had got married. She was talking about how she was about to become a grandma. I would be.

Ropable, Katrina. Did you already know that they were having a baby or was it news to you as well? They told us the morning of and then, yeah. And what was your reasoning for that day? Was it because all the family were together or because they wanted to explain why she wasn't going to be drinking at the wedding? Probably, yeah, maybe the drinking part of it. What a load of BS.

No one's looking at you that much at your wedding that they're going to be like, oh, why aren't you drinking? Just pretend. Put some water in your cup and say it's vodka. Is he married yet, your brother? Yeah, so they got married. You should announce it. I'm trying to think what you could spoil of theirs. On their kid's fifth birthday party,

get like a really awful piercing or tattoo or something. Or say you're getting a boo job. And then get people to pick out the size of your boobs at the five-year-old kid's party. Happy birthday, but check out these new ta-tas. Thanks, Katrina. All good, thank you. See you, mate.

Someone texted her and they said, not my wedding, but my parents' wedding. My dad's sister wore white to the wedding because they wanted my dad to be with someone else. His sister? His sister did that? Yeah. You don't wear white to a wedding.

I wonder if they've all worked it out now. Is there any women who aren't allowed to wear white to a wedding? It's everyone. Is it? Yeah, because look at this text. Someone else said, my dad tried to out-white me as he decided to wear a white suit

and white shoes to my wedding. Not an old-fashioned whiteout. Can you imagine? I'd be so annoyed. That's got to be from the bride as well because the groom wouldn't have been wearing white. It could have been. So it's your dad

trying to out-white the bride. Which is even worse. It's even worse. It's even worse. It's way worse. If the wedding is about, like if you were to rank who the wedding is about in the family, Dad is way down the list. Dad is so far down the list. Way down the list.

Someone else texted her and said, My father-in-law gave a speech at our wedding, which was all about a wonderful wedding he went to in Brazil. My brother and sister-in-law's wedding. Finished his speech and never mentioned us. My husband fumes to this day thinking about it. I'm brain clenched. Wait, I got one more.

You want one more? My cousin had the big Indian wedding and on day three of the celebrations, the final of the 2022 Football World Cup was on. And honestly, I felt bad since there was music and a DJ, but most of us were crowded around a cell phone watching the game and every few minutes there would be either screams of joy or groans of disappointment. Can you imagine?

Just one phone and everyone's just crowded around. The DJ's like, guys, I'll play Mr Brightside. Tomorrow morning, Fletch, Fawn and Hayley will send the last person on ZM's next flight for this season. We're calling that person at 5 o'clock today to tell them, hey, pack your bags because tomorrow morning you find out where you go. Exactly. So if you haven't registered, I'd do it right now.

I would do it right now. Because time is running out. So head to ZM online. That's where you can register to be a part of ZM's next flight. We don't know where it is, but there is an unorthodox new study from the Helsinki University that said tropical holidays are the way to go. It says if you're looking for a holiday, go tropical. This is a real study that had real money put into it. They said a tropical holiday can improve mental well-being.

Yeah, no duh. No shit, Sherlock. I could have spent no money and told you that. Well, Helsinki University did spend the money and here are the results. The findings showed a strong... These are all going to be such basic answers, aren't they? Such common sense answers.

The Helsinki University study found strong links between getting sunshine in winter and mental health. No way. Wild. The study also showed that financial, mental and physical problems were more bearable when overseas in a tropical climate. No. You're kidding. It did single out one thing, which I found quite interesting. It said getting diarrhea while on holiday is more bearable than getting diarrhea at home.

The reason they pulled that out, they said that when you are on holiday, all things, like I said, mental, financial and physical things like runny poos, more bearable while you're on holiday. Have you ever had barley belly spitty bum though? This is exactly the one they pulled out. I have to disagree.

They said, yeah, you might get barley belly while in Bali, but diarrhea is better while on holiday. No, it's not because barley belly is like diarrhea on steroids. Right. Like I can handle your normal everyday diarrhea. Yeah. But barley belly, if you get it bad, it is so, so bad. Well, the study says that you're more chilled out over there,

so you're like, oh, that's all good. Did I ever tell you about the time? It's all good. This is fine. Did I ever tell you about the time a partner of mine and I went on a trip to Bali and... Was it when you pooed your shorts? No, that wasn't me.

Yes, it was. When you went to, where did you go? Sri Lanka or... That was the Philippines. Philippines, yeah. The Philipoos. That was a different one. That was when you fill a pants.

Yeah, I filled my pants, all right. No, this was a different trip. Went with my partner. Anyway, I got struck pants, all right? No, this was a different trip. Went with my partner. Anyway, I got struck down with Barley Belly. We're staying in a single hotel room. And then they got struck down with Barley Belly. There's only one toilet. And our relationship, guess what?

Was fairly new. There's nothing that can test a new relationship more than being in Bali and you get struck down with Bali belly, let me tell you. Remember that hotel we stayed at in Christchurch, which had a glass window into the bathroom? Why do they think? Imagine if you guys were staying in that one when you had your incident and they're lying in bed going,

and they can see directly through the window into the bathroom, into the toilet where you're just going. Mate, I would have rather that the situation was one of us was on the toilet, one of us was in the shower. So you do the math. Much closer. If you want to win ZM's next flight. According to the news, as New Zealanders, we're bad at maths.

Math, maths. One or the other. Math. We're bad at it, the numbers stuff. And getting worse. I don't mean to unfairly single out 10-year-olds here, but only 16% of year fives can solve a simple equation. Written for their age group, even when it's a multi-choice answer, 16%.

That's not much, is it? Wait, correct me if I'm wrong. Just over a quarter. No. Oh. Not even close. No. A third?

The confidence with which you said that was quite astounding. That was the joke. 16%. Oh, you were joking. Oh, yeah, now she's joking. Now she's joking. I thought you'd know me well enough.

I'm bad at... I wanted you to not be joking. I wanted you to be that wrong. I'm bad at math, like real bad, but I'm not that bad. You're shocking at fractions. I'm so bad at fractions. You're shocking at fractions. I still don't know what a third is.

Get this. How much is a third? A third is... More than half. No, less than half. You're shocking at fractions. I'm so bad at fractions. You're shocking at fractions. I still don't know what a third is. Get this. How much is a third? A third is... More than half. No, less than half. Less than half. Okay. How much is a third?

It's roughly a third. They're lucky. It's roughly a third. They are lucky I am not in fifth grade here because I would be bringing that average way more down. Get this. Get this. 16% of year fives can solve a simple equation when it's multi-choice.

Okay. Even if they all guessed the answer, the odds mean that 25% of them should get it right. You have to try really hard to get 16%. Maybe they're all just messing with us and they're like, guys, let's all do real bad. Anyway, I feel like this may be a fait accompli now, but I've decided Claude should give us a maths test.

Can I just say, I did not consent to this. You did so. I like to hide in the shadows with how bad I am at maths. Claudia has prepared three simple maths equations for us. Questions, problems, and we're just going to see how we go. And you can do these too. We would love to know on the text machine how many of these you managed to get correct.

Okay. So when you're ready, Ms Sykes, please take the lesson away. I found these on a website called Math Word Problems to Challenge Students Grade 1 to 8. So apparently 6 to 12-year-olds. Perfect. Right in our wheelhouse. So the first one is an addition question.

Okay. Ashley bought a bag of lollies. The bag has 102 blue lollies, 100 red lollies and 94 green lollies. How many are there in total? 296. Nailed it. Yeah, boy. Yeah, boy.

Okay, that was... Should that have taken us as long as it took us? Probably not. No. Maybe not, but it didn't take... But we are on the radio and you don't want to embarrass yourself. Yes. Because that would be horrible.

Imagine. And something we have never done on this show. No, no. Yeah, we are a very... Well, you crushed the addition question, so now I'm going to throw you a multiplication question. Okay. A movie theatre has 25 rows of seats.

With 20 seats in each row, how many seats are there in total? Oh, shit. Oh, no. Wait, 25 rows? 25 rows, 20 seats in each. 20 to 4. 4, 24 divided by 20. 20 divided by 4. 20 to 4. 4, 20. 4 divided by 20.

20 divided by 4. What are you doing? It's not a dividing question. It's a multiply. 500 seats. Yeah. I didn't have enough time. He answered without putting up his hand. I figured out how many times 25 goes into 100, which is 4,

and then I divided the 20 by four. Very good. To see how many hundreds there were. 500. Well done, Bree. Thank you, guys. Good job. Thank you.

You guys are crushing this. Stupid year fives. Okay, your last question. You did well with addition, you did well with multiplication, and now we're doing division. Okay. My least favourite Ed Sheeran album. Oh, how dare you?

It's my favourite one. I actually don't know which one it is. I'm just looking for an easy joke. The blue one. If you have 100 tickets for the fair, and each ride costs five tickets, how many rides can you go on? Each ride costs five. 20.

Yeah. Oh, sorry. I'll just wait. Put your hand up. Yes costs five. 20. Yeah. Oh, sorry. I'll just wait. Put your hand up. Yes, Clint. 20. Yes. I feel like Clint would be that goody two-shoes in the class.

Yeah, teacher's pet. He's like, oh, miss. Miss. Miss. I know it. That kid who puts the arm up and then holds the arm up with the other. Please, miss. Mum's getting tired.

Please, miss. Please. And then the teacher always calls on the brie of the other. Please, miss. Mum's getting tired. Please, miss. Please. And then the teacher always calls on the Brie of the class who's trying to avoid eye contact. Oh. Yeah, no, trust me. I always got moved to the front because I was distracting the other kids. She's dumb, miss. She's dumb.

It wasn't dumb. I just couldn't pay attention. Brie and Clint. Something else I like. Google down. Google, are you down, down, down, down, down, down, down? What the hell? I think Google's actually...

Will a Harry Styles question come up in Google Down today? That is the question. Do you think you'd have to Google it if it did come up, Ella, or would you be able to shoot it straight from the top of your dome? I mean, I'm not good at birthdays so if it's there I would need to search it. Anything else, give it to me. Okay, interesting. This is Google Down where

the team go head to head to see who is the fastest Googler and you can win 50k of sea chicken dollars if you back the winner. We have the callers standing by who have each backed Clint, Claudia or Ella. Here's how it works.

I've put these exact questions into Google and I'm looking for the first and most common answer that comes up for this exact question. First to buzz in with the right answer gets a point. First to three wins the game. Are we all ready? I'm so ready. Claudia will have the handicap of only being able to hold her phone with one hand. I'll keep the other one up so you can see it. Okay, perfect.

Love this. Come on, Clint. Claudia, do you have a question? This is our week, Ella. It is. Yes, Claudia, you've got a question. I'm just letting you know my hand is here. I hope you put deodorant on today.

Of course. Smelly out here. Who farted? Oh, Claudia. It's not funny. You're at work. You're at a place of work. Yeah, don't fart, Claudia.

Jeez. Question number one. This happened this week. What is Daniel Radcliffe's fiancé's name? I can't spell it. What is Daniel Radcliffe's fiancé's name? What is Daniel Radcliffe's fiancé's name? Alma Meta. Erin Dark. That is right, Claudia. I don't know what name. What is Daniel? Alma Mater.

Erin Dark. That is right, Claudia. I don't know what clip was Googling. Sorry, headphone warning. Oh, that's her alma mater, her university that she went to, the University of Michigan. Alma Mater. Hey, if that was the question, you would have won, eh?

You were right in there with that. No, I wouldn't have won because I didn't even give you the name of her university. Oh, what was it? No, her alma mater is another word for what university did you go to and that's what I thought her name was. If the question was what's another word for what university you went to, he would have got it. He would have crushed it. He would have got it.

Okay, one to Claude. Question number two. In feet, how tall is Daniel Radcliffe? Could have a guess on this one if you want. Five foot, five five. That's right, Ella. I'll take it. Is he only five five?

He's five five. Little boy. It's because they didn't feed him enough, eh? Yeah. When he was living under the stairs. They wanted to keep him small. Clint, he was acting. What?. When he was living under the stairs. They wanted to keep him small. Clint, he was acting. What?

Well, he was acting short. No. He's acting as Harry Potter. The boy who lives. He's really five foot five. Okay, question number three. One to Ella, one to Claude. How long does a grizzly bear live for?

How long? 20 to 25 years. I'm going to give it to Clint. Just. Just, Ella. You were right there. I just heard him. I was shocked that that wasn't a Daniel Radcliffe question.

When you said one hand, I was like, nah, that's easy. But I'm doing poorly. Is it harder? Yeah. That's why it's a handicap. My arm's getting tired too. Can I put it down? Boo hoo.

Carry on. You can put it down. I trust you. Okay. We are one apiece. Here we go. We've got a game on our hands. Question number four.

What is the most played instrument? What is the most... Piano. Piano. Clint is on fire. That's right. Guitar, violin, drums. That's right. Guitar, violin, drums.

That is right. Piano is the most common answer that comes up for that question. Piano. That was me. Okay, here we go. Question number five. What was the date that Apple launched Siri? I need the date.

Fourth of October, 2011. No. Clint has the date. Fourth of October 2011. No! Clint has won. He's taken it out. It's all done. It's over. He's never going to let us live this down. I don't like the dancing. On a completely level playing field as well. Claudia was right in that game. No handicap whatsoever.

Caitlin, you have picked up the 50 KFC chicken dollars for backing in Clint for the win. Woo-hoo! I knew you could do it, Clint. Thank you. Hey, thank you for believing in me. That made all the difference.

That made all the difference. You were the only person that text through Clint's name, so. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Oh, yeah, this is where we get the bangers on for you for your drive home or maybe your drive to work, who knows? Or maybe you're coming home from ballet practice like one of our birthday bangers yesterday. Or maybe you're just driving around in circles looking for meaning.

And this could bring you meaning. This is where you call us up, give us your birthday, we figure out what was the number one song on your 16th. Marie's going to kick us off. Kia ora Marie, happy Wednesday. Hi. How's your hump day been Marie? Oh not too bad actually I didn't work today so it was pretty good. Lucky you. Nice relaxing hump. Well let's make it even better. We do love sometimes a slow hump is what you need. Nice home hump. You know it is good to have those ones in there. Hey, Marie, what's your birthday? 24th of

February, 1975. Alright, that means you were 16 in 1991. And Marie, on your 16th birthday, this would have been number one. You're a better banger. Oh my god, I love this song. I'm obsessed with this song. It's got so much.

The bit where he goes, Baby, I've been thinking of you. So good. Yeah, I think that's going to be hard to beat. Yeah, it's going to be hard to beat. It's a good one, Marie. Wait there, Marie. We're going to do a birthday banger for Sarah.

Hi, Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hi, how are you? What have you been up to with your hump day, Sarah? Just working. Are you on your way home? Yep. Great. Tough day at work?

Yep, recently busy today. Who pissed you off the most today, Sarah? The boys, like usual. Fair enough. Tough day at work on a Wednesday. That's a hard hump. That is a hard hump. Yeah. Let's get you through it, though.

Which isn't great sometimes. Hey, Sarah, what's your birthday? 26th of June, 1984. All right, that means you were 16, Sarah, in the year 2000. And on the 26th of June in 2000, this was number one. Now who the hell are you? Oh, stop it. Get out of here.

Banger. What you done? Get out of here. Oh, stop it. Banger. You might remember Madison Avenue from their other major hit, Don't Call Me Baby. Yeah. This is such a good song. Banger. Do you like it, Sarah? I do.

Yeah. Okay. It's very year 2000 as well, isn't it? Super 2000. Okay. Wait there. We're going to do one more birthday banger for Rosa. Hi, Rosa. Hi, Rosa.

Hi, how's it going? Good. How's your hump day out of 10? Oh. A 5? A 5. Oh, a 5. That's an average hump. It's a mediocre hump, yeah. That's a mediocre hump. It's a middle of the road hump. That is a dry hump.

No. No. It is a dry hump. Anyway, let's bring it up to at least a seven with your birthday banger. What's your date of birth, Rosa? It's the 2nd of February, 1991. All right, Rosa. That means you were 16 in 2007. And here it is, Rosa, your birthday banger. Mika and Grace Kelly.

Remember that one? Yeah, I do. Yeah. What would you pick out of the three, Rosa? I don't know. It's hard. It is hard, yeah. You.

Okay. Yeah, I love all of those songs except for Mika. Yes. It's so hard because those are all such great songs except for Mika. I feel like, yeah, Mika's probably third for sure for me. I can't go past. I mean, I love that London Beat song. Oh, I tell you that, you already blew it.

But it's Madison Avenue. It's Madison Avenue. Yeah. The winner of Birthday Banger is Sarah today. Congratulations, Sarah. Perfect. Thank you. Let's go back to the year 2000 with Madison Avenue for Birthday Banger on ZM. Brian Clint.

Oh, this is good. Love it. Sounds remarkably like their other song, but don't let that. Very similar. Don't let that come into it, okay? The other song was great, which means this song. Also great. This is good. I said before that I've found a new way to cook pasta.

And it's not new. It's new to me. It's like a cooking hack. I love a hack. I love a hack that works. I hate a hack that doesn't work. I feel like this hack is really good, but I also don't cook a lot of pasta, so it could be garbage. But you cook a lot of pasta.

I cook an absolute shit tonne of it. And you are Italian by birth. I am. So you could decide whether it's a good thing. Okay. Give it to me. What is it? So this pasta hack

is called passive pasta. Okay. Or as Nigella Lawson calls it, Vincenzo Agnese method pasta. Right.

Okay. She's so fancy, isn't she? I love Nigella Lawson. Except when she's talking about microwaves. Which I've warmed in the microwave.

I love her. Even then, pretty fancy. Passive pasta uses 80% less power or gas to cook your pasta. How? It's environmentally friendly. It's budget conscious.

You cook it in a hot bath. Yeah, you're in there with it. After you've been in there. No. So what you do, this is how you make passive pasta. You bring the water up to the boil and then you add in your pasta. Okay. You leave it on the boil for two minutes. Right.

And then you turn it off and you put a thin tea towel over the pot. Okay. Place the lid on the pot and then depending on the type of pasta that it is, you leave it for a certain amount of minutes and then it's cooked. So for example, if it's spaghetti, you leave it for a certain amount of minutes and then it's cooked. So, for example, if it's spaghetti, you leave it for eight minutes. If it's spirals, you leave it for 10 minutes. If it's macaroni, you leave it for six minutes. There's a chart that you can look at and figure it out.

That you can follow. And then, so you just set a timer. You just go, hey, Siri, set a timer for six minutes. And then in six minutes, you drain your macaroni and it's done. Ba-da-bing, ba-da-boom. You don't have to watch it, and you don't have to stir it, and it's easy. Seems, you know, like are you really saving that much power?

Yeah, 80%. 80% of the power? Yeah. That you'd normally use to cook pasta? Yeah, well, you're only running the element for two minutes plus what it takes to get it up to boil. You'd want a clean tea towel because... Oh, yeah, definitely a clean tea towel. Thin tea towel too?

Yeah, if you don't have a... They said not one of those waffle tea towels too. I don't know why, but they said not a waffle tea towel. What's a waffle tea towel? You know, with the waffle pattern in it. A waffle tea towel. Oh, they pick up everything, don't they? I don't know why, but...

Yeah. Anyway, is it a good hack or is it not a good hack? I think it's a good hack. Am I going to do it? Absolutely not. Why not? I just... CBF.

Right. I just want to cook it the old school way. But this is perfect pasta. It's perfect. Well, maybe I'll try it and see if it's perfect because I've got a pretty good hack to see if pasta is, to cook pasta perfectly. Oh, yeah, what is it?

You pick some of the pasta out of the pot. Yeah. And then you throw it against the wall. And if it sticks, it's ready. I thought you were going to say you pick some out of the pot and you put it in your mouth. And if it's yum, then it's good. Then it's good to go.

Bree and Clint. We are the leading show for aviation-based news. And this next story will give me nightmares, Clint. Okay. Because... Convertible aeroplanes. Convertible? Oh.

Drop the top. Yeah, that is terrifying. Wind the window down. Not for me. So isn't this story because breaking news this week. There was a flight that was

that took off from Las Vegas to Columbus, Ohio in America on Southwest Airlines and it was on the flight 6013. Can you give me some more details? It was on the flight 6013. Can you give me some more details? It was an early morning flight, left about 10 to 35.

No, I don't know those details. What are we talking, Airbus? I'm just trying to avoid the next details of what happened because it's actually so scary. Right. And I've thought about this when I've been on a flight before. All right, well, big girl pants. Picture this.

Get us through it. So they take off. They're away. They're up in the air and the pilot falls ill. Okay. That's why you have a co-pilot. So ill that he could not fly the plane. It doesn't give details exactly what happened,

but he could not fly the plane. Incapacitated. Incapacitated. Incapacitated. It says here that the plane needed to make an emergency landing. It needed to be diverted back to Las Vegas. And one of the passengers aboard the flight had to take the reins and get up there and fly the plane back. Yeah, no, no thanks.

So it says that one of the passengers, thankfully, had enough experience. On what, a flight simulator? To help land the plane with guidance provided over the radio. Where was the co-pilot? This is the detail it doesn't give in the story. Is Southwest like a budget airline? It is a bit of a budget airline in the radio. Where was the co-pilot? This is the detail it doesn't give in the story. Is Southwest like a budget airline? It is a bit of a budget airline in the States.

You save money on tickets. We save money on pilots. Exactly. Pour your own drinks. I could not even imagine. Can you picture the air staff, the crew, they come out into the passenger area and they say, does anyone have experience flying and landing a plane?

You know, my toxic trait is that I feel like in that situation. Would you put your hand up? I'd go, nah, but I'll give it a go. Because obviously I don't know what I'm doing. But I'd be like, will they talk me through it? There's co-pilot. Yeah, or not. No, but like the, what's it doing, but I'll be like, will they talk me through it? There's co-pilot. Yeah, or not. No, but like the, what's it called?

Autopilot. Autopilot. Jeez, you don't want me flying the plane. Jesus. Bree's like, what does this button do? Whoa! That's fun. But I honestly feel like they could just talk me through it.

Like, how hard can it be? I said it was a toxic trait, but that is how I feel. Yeah, see, this is why this story terrifies me. I feel like it's all about confidence. No, I feel like it's not. I feel like it's about knowing what the bloody hell you're doing. Anyway, the passenger was able to land the plane safely. See?

How hard can it be? What a nightmare. I would never fly again. I'd be like, are you serious? I'd never fly southwest again. Well, yeah, true. Yeah. Play ZM's Brand Clint.

On Insta, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from 3 on ZM. Feed by KFC. Get the full menu delivered to your door with the KFC app. Play ZM.