ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 29th May 2023
Episode Date: May 29, 2023Clint lost his wallet. Drunken purchases. Loose units with no phone cases. Gen Z are better at dating than millennials. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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ZM, Brie and Clint.
G'day everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint show on a Monday.
G'day guys, happy Monday.
Brie's walking like she has a rod going right up her...
My date.
Right up her backside.
Yeah.
All the way to the top of her body.
I feel very stiff and very, very sore.
If you haven't been following, on Saturday, Dame Susan Devoy and I walked 50 kilometres
for the Charity Suite Louise and...
You got it done.
We got it done in just under 10 hours.
Oh, yeah.
So that was pretty good timing, I thought.
How's the feet?
The feet are okay.
It's my calves and my hips are giving me absolute curry.
Will you be wearing high heels at the Radio Awards this week
or will you be wearing those jandals that we organised for you?
I feel like heels will be a big ass for me, I think.
But we raised over $10,000 for this amazing charity
and there's still time to donate.
Walk50k in May is the website if you want to donate.
We're going to get the incredible Dame Susan Devoy on the show
to talk about it today.
She said she can't talk to us right now because she's in the dentist chair.
Yeah, she's getting some work done.
Is she?
Yeah, new veneers.
No, I don't know.
Full set.
I don't know what she's getting done.
She'll be on the show later with us.
Plus, we're going to add something to our cart at 4 o'clock.
The Warehouse are our sponsor for Add to Cart this week.
So thank you to the Warehouse for jumping on board.
They're going to throw an extra $250 cash into Add to Cart today.
Yeah, which is awesome.
But we're going to kick off the show with Tradie vs. Lady.
$50 cash up for grabs, thanks to KFC.
If you want to play, call now.
0800-DIAL-ZM.
Bree and Clint.
Time for Tradie vs. Lady.
And a one.
Go.
And a two.
There we go.
Bree and Clint.
Tradie vs. Lady.
It's a Monday, obviously.
The computer's a little bit slow.
Did that one out of me using my hands?
That was amazing. Did we point to that? Yeah. The computer's a little bit slow. Did that one now that I'm using my hands? That was amazing.
Did we point to that?
Yeah.
It was like Harry Potter was here.
No one else saw that, but I felt cool.
Okay, this is Tradiverse Lady where the tradies are on 40 points
and the ladies are on 49 points.
Here we go.
Let's talk to the ladies first.
Our lady is calling us from Auckland.
She's 41 and she was there with Bree and Susan Devoy
on their 50-kilometre walk on the weekend.
Welcome to the show, Amy.
Oh, hello.
Hello, Amy.
Good to talk to you again.
How are you feeling?
Good.
We searched you for so long.
It took us, like, it was almost an hour and 15 minutes.
And then I said to the kids,
guys, if we can't find them on this last bit,
we're going to gap it. And then we said to the kids, guys, if we can't find them on this last bit, we're going to gap it.
And then we saw you.
So that was us psychos screaming and yelling out the car.
Oh, amazing.
I do remember.
It's crazy, but I do remember that.
You were driving around.
She was walking around.
She looked like she was about to die.
And that is correct, Amy.
That's how I felt.
We're taking on our tradie today. He's calling in from Christchurch. He's 28 and he loves the Kessie. Welcome to is correct, Amy. That's how I felt. We're taking on our tradie today. He's calling in from
Christchurch. He's 28 and he loves
the Kessie. Welcome to the show, Leo.
G'day, Leo.
Do you put it all on red or all on black?
Oh, definitely
black. Yeah. Oh, all on black.
Once you go black, you never go back.
Oh, snap. That's what I was going to say.
Amy!
You're good value. Leo, your buzzer is tradie.
Amy, your buzzer is lady.
First of three correct answers gets $50 cash from KFC.
Good luck to both of you.
Here we go, guys.
Question number one.
Steve Jobs, the late CEO of Apple, was known for wearing a black what?
Tradie?
Yes, Leo?
Was it a turtleneck?
It was a black turtleneck.
Or a skimmy.
It was his signature shirt.
One to the tradies.
Question number two.
Who has won more Grammys?
Is it Adele or Taylor Swift?
Tradie?
Leo?
That's incorrect.
It's Adele.
She's won 16.
Taylor, also very good.
She's won 12. Okay, also very good. She's won 12.
Okay, no points there.
Question number three.
Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.
Oh, my God.
Also has another hit called Burn.
She did a Fifty Shades of Grey song.
Oh, lady, lady.
Yes, Amy. Is it Ellie G, Lady, Lady. Yes, Amy.
Is it Ellie Goulding?
That's it, Amy.
Nice work.
You're on the board.
It is Ellie Goulding.
One a piece.
Question number four.
What is the biggest island in the world?
Is it Australia, Iceland?
Yes, Leo.
Australia.
That's incorrect, Amy.
I'll give you a shot at it.
The other multiple choice was Iceland or Greenland.
Oh, I'm going to say Greenland.
That is correct.
Greenland.
Oh, get out of town.
No, you've got it right with the guess.
Nice work.
You're on two.
The tradies are on one.
Question number five.
Amy's stoked with herself. What type of
nuts are used to make
marzipan?
Oh, lady. Yes, Amy.
Almond. She's won.
Nice work, Amy.
That's so good. Well done.
Well done, lady.
Yes, the kids are stoked.
And thank you so much for coming out to support the other day
and driving around.
Can my boys just say hi to you real quick?
Absolutely.
Go on, we've got 20 seconds.
Go, lads, say hi.
Hi.
G'day, lads.
Thanks for coming to see me on Sunday.
Appreciate you both.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Have a good Monday, guys.
There's an excellent high energy
start to the show. It's another win for
the ladies, which puts them on 50 wins
for the year. Bloody good.
Bree and Clint. This is quite
an interesting study that
I came across the other day, and
it piqued my interest. So
apparently they surveyed
5,000 British people.
Yeah.
And they were asked this question,
have you ever made a purchase online when you were drunk
that you would not have made if you were sober?
Yeah.
Quite an interesting question.
How many people, percentage,
what percentage of people do you think said yes to that question?
In the UK?
Yes.
Jeez, long winters.
So 5,000 people.
A lot of time indoors.
Question is, have you ever made a purchase online when you were drunk
that you would not have made if you were sober?
Nothing else to do but get on the piss sometimes in the UK.
50%.
50%?
This is quite a shocking statistic.
Only 16%
said they had. Oh, that's much more responsible.
Yeah. Yeah.
Clint's like, oh, British people, at least
78%. Yeah.
What do I know?
I never have, except for food.
Oh, of course.
The only time drinking has impacted my purchasing has been if I'm like,
at home we're getting like pizza delivered or something like that.
And then you add in way more because you're overestimating what you need.
Oh, everyone's done that.
My life hack, and there'd be people who do this as well,
that I always do this now.
If I'm leaving, you know, like K Road or the Viaduct or wherever I am,
if I'm leaving there, as soon as I get in the Uber,
I order my Uber Eats, so then it meets me at my house.
And then you race the Uber Eats to your house.
Because there's nothing worse.
You can't do it on the same app, though, eh?
You've got to run two apps.
Yeah, you run on two apps.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you're playing them off against each other.
That's the dream. Yeah. That's the dream.
Totally. I'm not staying awake to wait for
my Uber Eats. How dare they?
How dare they make me wait?
I don't
think I've made
oh, I probably have
a purchase here or there
but nothing crazy.
I think I bought...
All your dumb purchases have been stone cold sober.
Yeah, I can't use being drunk as an excuse.
I don't let you buy a car if you're drunk.
Yeah, I think I purchased practice nunchucks when I was intoxicated once.
Oh, yeah?
But that was a great decision.
What's the difference between practice nunchucks and real nunchucks?
So practice nunchucks are padded.
Oh, that makes sense.
Yeah.
I'm pretty sure you're not allowed to have the actual nunchucks in New Zealand.
Like, you can't.
There'd be ways of getting them.
Oh, there would be, but I'm just saying they could get stopped at customs,
you know, by the dogs and stuff.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Because technically you're not allowed them.
They're a weapon.
Anything could be nunchucks if you tie them together.
It's like those throwing stars that I ordered online.
They never arrived.
I think customs intercepted them.
Let's ask people on our 800 dials at M what their drunken purchase was.
There'll be some good ones out there.
There'll be some great ones.
And was it a good decision or was it a bad decision?
Do you regret it or did drunk you have your back?
I'm looking for ones where people have accidentally, you know,
done the shopping online and they've ordered like 12 chicken breasts
or something.
No, I'm looking for a house.
A house?
Car?
Car.
A pony.
A boat.
Stuff like that.
Bree and Clint.
There's so many great stories on this.
So many texts coming through.
They said, I bought a spa after birthday drinks.
We had nowhere to plug it in,
so it sat unused in the garage for six months until we moved house.
A spa?
A spa.
Someone said, I bought $500 leather pants online
when I was waking up from a surgery.
They didn't fit, and I had to pay another $80 to return them to Australia
and exchange
them for the next size up instead.
I have worn them twice only.
Nah, leather pants, good investment, I say.
Yeah, leather pants are for life.
What if you get into motorbike riding? Exactly, you never know.
Ashley's here. Hi, Ash. Hi, Ash.
Hi, guys. How you going?
Good, thanks. Tell us, my friend, what
did you buy when you were maybe a little
bit intoxicated?
I was very trollied.
It was probably even 12 years ago, and I came back from a party,
and I was on Trade Me, which is sort of, you know,
a time for mine back then and also still now,
and I bought a life-size statue of a panther.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
That's a great purchase.
That's such a good purchase.
Ashley, I need to ask, how much did you pay for the life-size?
Do you know what?
It's Art Deco Vintage.
Yeah.
I only paid $100.
Oh, bargain.
I mean, you don't even have to justify that, Ashley.
You could have been losing money if you didn't buy it.
Thank you.
But the story doesn't stop there.
The story doesn't stop there.
So the pick-up station was Herald Island,
which is a weird place as it is.
Sorry, Herald Island people.
And I got my ex-boyfriend to take me to pick-up.
And when I got there,
the person who sold it to me was a magician.
And he bought it off a clown.
And sold it to a drunkard.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Man, this panther's got a story.
Do you still have it?
Oh, shit, yeah.
It came with me to all my flats, and it's in my house now, in my hallway.
It terrifies my children.
My nieces are terrified by it.
It's standing, and it's long, like it's the width of a car.
Yeah, it's a life-size panther, yeah. Yeah, and it's long, like it's the width of the car.
It's a life-size Panther, yeah.
Yeah, and it's snarling.
How much for it?
$100, she said. No, how much to take it off your hands?
Oh, $500
and I'll donate some of that to charity.
Geez, I thought you were going to say it's not for sale.
No, no.
Ashley's like, everything has a price.
Let's talk to Mike.
G'day, Mike.
G'day, Mike.
Hey, guys.
How are you?
Good, thanks.
Tell us, Mike, what did you drunkenly purchase?
A Tesla.
No, you did not. You drunkenly bought a whole Tesla?
I did.
We've been out at a work function.
I've been wanting one for a while.
I was absolutely trollied.
And I woke up the next day and saw that I had a receipt for a down payment on a Tesla.
Oh, my God.
You're kidding me.
It must have been one hell of a night, Mike.
Oh, yeah, I think it was.
I'm driving it wrong, to be honest.
I was going to say, did you follow through and get the Tesla?
Yeah, I did.
I ordered it back in, I think it was that June of last year.
Yeah.
And it said it was going to be about a nine to ten month wait for it.
I thought, yeah, I can do with that.
I had some other cars to get rid of.
And then I got a call about two months later saying, hey, someone's cancelled the order. Do you want to pick it up?
Oh, my God. I mean, great decision.
Yeah. Imagine just being able to just drunkenly purchase the whole Tesla.
That's amazing.
Mike's goals.
He's a baller, man.
I bought a blow-up doll with all the mates and then I forgot about it and then it arrived.
I had to explain that one to my wife.
That is an awkward drunken purchase, isn't it?
What about this one?
I drunk purchased VIP tickets to Taylor Swift's 1989 tour in Shanghai.
I was in the back of a taxi, no regrets, but probably wouldn't have done it sober.
Shanghai?
Yeah, that's awesome.
What about this one?
Another car one.
Not me, but my dad was having a beer with his dad
and at near midnight
they bidded on a $130,000
muscle car
on Trade Me. Woke up in the
morning and mum had seen all the emails
saying congratulations, you've won it.
I went and woke up dad
in a fury. Lucky they were able to
apologise and not buy it.
Wow. Dad's not allowed to drink with that friend for a while. Lucky they were able to apologise and not buy it. Wow.
Dad's not allowed to drink with that friend for a while.
That's his dad.
Yeah, I know. That's what I'm saying.
I'm saying their dad's not allowed to drink with that
friend for a while. No, it was the dad and the granddad
I'm saying. Oh, he was with his own
dad. Yeah.
Wow.
Okay, let's talk to Wendy.
Hi, Wendy. Hi, Wendy. Hi, Wendy.
Hi.
Tell us, Wendy, I feel like this is going to be a belter.
What did you buy when you were a bit intoxicated?
I was having drinks and then we decided that we should go on a cruise.
So I threw my credit card on the table and looked at four people.
For all the girls.
Oh, Wendy, you were making it rain that night?
Oh, that was cool.
Eight people came in the end and we had the time of our lives.
So you did go through with the cruise?
Yeah, wow.
Oh, Wendy, can I be your friend?
You sound like a good time.
I haven't got that much money.
You bought all on the cruise on cocktails, didn't you, Wendy,
for you and your seven mates?
Oh, it was the best purchase ever.
God, I love it.
That is so cool.
Thank you.
I thought I was a good friend when I buy my friends a round of drinks
when I'm out.
I bought a robo-vacuum for our 28-square-metre tiny home
when I'd had too many vinos.
Nah, good purchase.
I think good purchase.
28 square metres.
It's not big, but it'll get the job done quick. Better than doing it yourself, I think. Good purchase. 28 square metres. It's not big, but it'll get the job done quick.
Better than doing it yourself, I guess.
Someone's trying to buy the Panther.
People are texting us trying to buy the Panther.
They said, can you put me in contact with that Panther lady?
I'll buy it.
Brian Clint.
Do you not have a case on your phone?
You mad dog, you.
Like, what are you up to? Like, what are you up to?
Yeah, what are you up to?
Honestly, like, it's very rare, like,
that I see someone without a case on their phone.
Yeah.
It's quite, like, jolting when you see it.
You know, you're like, why don't you have a case on your phone?
Do you need help?
Are you okay?
Do you want me to get you one?
Someone texted and said, I'd like to have a case,
but I can't find one that fits my very old but functional Samsung S9.
Your phone's too old to have a phone case.
That's amazing.
We want to talk to some people who don't run a case,
and that's you, Devon.
Hi.
Hi, Devon.
Hi.
Do you not have a case on your phone right now?
No, no case, no phone screen protector, nothing.
And is it always like that or are you just going through a phase?
No, it's been like that for a couple of years now.
Why?
I don't feel safe if I don't have a case on my phone.
Well, I'm an early childhood teacher,
so my phone is in my back pocket in the sandpit getting, like,
sand in the case and it just kind of, like, acts like sandpaper.
Oh, you reckon the case would do more damage to your phone?
A hundred percent, yeah.
Really?
That's a hot take.
And Devon, be honest with us, how many times have you dropped it and broken it or smashed
the screen in the last however many years?
None.
None?
None.
Not once.
I've dropped it heaps.
I haven't broken it.
You could be a surgeon.
Get the safest hands in the business.
How many times have you dropped one of the kids?
Actually, you don't have to answer that.
That's an inappropriate question.
Someone said, I'm a chippy and I use my iPhone 14 Pro Max.
Damn, that's the best phone.
That is a top of the line iPhone.
That is an expensive phone.
With no case.
Lol. Dropped the last one off line iPhone. That is an expensive phone. With no case, lol, dropped
the last one off the scaffolding and the screen came
off. Is that
all that happened? The screen came off?
What do you mean is that all that happened?
He dropped it from the scaffold.
That's about the worst thing that can happen.
Well, you know, put the screen back
on. It's got no screen but it's still a good
phone. Diana's here. Hi, Diana.
Hi, Diana. G'day. How's it going? Good, thanks. Diana's here. Hi, Diana. Hi, Diana.
G'day.
How's it going?
Good, thanks.
Do you not have a case on your phone, Diana?
Well, I never have until about two weeks ago.
What changed? And I purchased my very first case.
Welcome to the team.
Yeah, welcome to the game, Diana.
It really is like going to the dark side.
It's a game changer. So what made
you get one after so long? Ten years
of having a smartphone with no case.
Well, yeah,
I have had phones
that have been so badly
damaged that you have to turn
them one way to
do some things when you're texting, and
then turn them again so you can access different
letters. Different parts of the keyboard. I love that.
Yeah, that's not ideal, Diana.
That's not ideal. And then other people are looking at
the screen and they think that it's a funky
screen that you've got, like a screensaver,
but it's actually the line.
I know people like you. I know people with phones like you.
My sister is that way with her
phone to the point that she can't
read all of the message that you send her
and also she has like jagged bits of glass where you touch the screen.
I say to the kids, don't use the screen because you might get stabbed with the glass.
So it's a security thing, Diana.
It's a bit of a health hazard.
So yeah, I got a new phone and it only had one crack on it.
So I thought before it gets destroyed, I'm going to actually try.
Wait, your new phone already had a crack in it,
and then you decided to get a new one?
Just one, just one.
You need one of those life-proof cases that people used to have
where the whole phone is inside the...
Used to wrap it in bubble wrap.
Finally, Josh is here.
G'day, Josh.
Hi, Josh.
How's it going?
Good, thanks.
You going beer back on the phone?
Beer back, yep, very much so. And what kind of phone do you have, Josh. How's it going? Good, thanks. You going bareback on the phone? Bareback, yep, very much so.
And what kind of phone do you have, Josh?
Samsung 21.
Yeah, and are you likely to drop it?
Have you cracked screens before or you just never drop it?
No, no, I drop it all the time, actually.
Drop it off the scaffold all the way.
Quite often the apprentice finds it for me and brings it back.
I've always broken it.
Is this a good ad for the Samsung S21?
Is it indestructible?
No, it's a shit phone.
Oh.
Well, I reckon it's the phone's fault.
I reckon it's the guy who keeps dropping it off scaffolding's fault.
Yeah, without a case on it.
You can't even put a charger in it.
And then you take it in to get it sorted,
and you're like, no, that's not our problem.
Because you dropped it from a three-storey building.
Nah, it wouldn't go that high.
It's too high.
Can I just tell you that I have the S21.
I've had that phone.
You can definitely put a charger in it,
as long as you haven't just...
Nah, nah, nah.
Nah, apparently it doesn't work anymore,
so I've got to have one of those wireless ones.
Yeah, because you've dropped it without a case, Josh.
These people.
This has not changed my mind that case people,
case-free people are just absolute loose units.
They are.
I feel like you're a real daredevil, you know?
If you're kicking around without a case, I'm like, whoa.
The SPCA are in desperate need of people to adopt a cat at the moment.
Yeah, there's always a lot of cats and dogs that need homes, actually.
Yeah, definitely.
In the last six months, they took in almost 11,000 kittens.
Wow.
In six months.
That's so many.
That place would stink.
All the little kittens.
11,000 cats in one place.
Imagine the noise.
Yeah.
One sits the next one up.
At the same time, the number of people adopting cats has gone down.
So the cost of living crisis means not as many people are adopting
because pets are expensive.
They are expensive, especially, you know, pet insurance and food
and then flea and worm.
It adds up.
Oh, and then they might claw the shit out of your couch.
Cats do do that, yes.
Mine's been peeing on the carpet.
We're going to have to pull that up.
Oh, no.
Look, I'm not here to talk you out of getting cats.
I'm actually trying to talk you into getting a cat.
Okay, we'll stop there.
And then they said also with the weather being weirdly warm,
it means that the cat breeding season has just kept going.
So there's just cats, cats, cats, cats.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
So the SPCA, and's just cats, cats, cats, cats. Oh no. Yeah, so the SPCA,
and this is not a joke, they've announced a 50% off all cats
sale. How good!
50% off cats, all the cats
need to go. All cats must go.
You want a cat, you get a cat.
Yeah, so how much do you know?
Lily from Big Save, she's like,
I've ordered way too many cats.
Dad says I have to get rid of all those cats.
I've got 1,200 cats.
So, yeah, 50% off a cat.
I reckon a cat from the SPCA is pretty cheap anyway.
It's not a donation.
It's like a payment to cover.
I think it usually covers like spaying the cat.
It does.
And giving it some immunisation.
When you adopt an animal, it pays for all of their initial vaccines
and to get them spayed, yeah.
They're hoping it brings in more people to get cats.
They said already they've had one dad come in
who said, oh, I've been thinking about getting a cat
for the kids for a while.
And then the 50% off sale is a perfect excuse.
He left with three cats.
Three?
Yeah.
I mean, we had three cats growing up. It was great. Yeah. Yeah, we had a perfect excuse. He left with three cats. Three? Yeah. I mean, we had three cats growing up.
It was great.
Yeah.
Yeah, we had a cat each.
Multiple animals is so much better than one animal.
I would...
Obviously, the costs go up exponentially, but...
Yeah.
I would agree, because it gives them a friend.
Yeah.
Yeah.
If you want to get involved in the half-price cat sale at your local SPCA. It's on now until this Friday.
Oh.
Not long.
It's a short sale.
No, it's a short sale.
You've got to get in quick.
Yeah.
Because the cats will be gone.
You don't want them to sell out of cats either.
You want to get in there before they...
Surely.
They'll be like, come back this afternoon.
We'll have 500 more cats for you to choose from.
Bree and Clint.
Time for the latest.
From iHeartRadio, this is The Latest.
Clint, the news in the rugby world at the moment
is the Black Ferns will feature
in the Weet-Bix Stat Attack Collector Card Series
for the first time this year.
That's so good.
It's about time.
It is about time.
If you don't know what they are,
they're players' cards that you get in the Weet-Pix boxes.
Yeah, kids love collecting them.
They love them.
And obviously the All Blacks have featured for many, many years and now the Black Ferns will be featured.
Awesome.
There's a lot of controversy surrounding, I would argue, the biggest name in women's rugby at the moment, Ruby Toohey.
Yeah.
As she won't be on
one of the cards.
Okay.
And that is because she requested that a rainbow flag be featured on her card in support of
the LGBTQIA plus community, but it was denied by New Zealand Rugby.
And Mark Robinson actually appeared on Newstalk ZB's Jason Pine show and commented
that they didn't have enough time to get it over the line.
Right. So Ruby's pulled her card.
So she said, well, I don't want to appear on the card unless a rainbow flag features,
which I think the background that you need to know is that obviously Weet-Bix, the brand, is owned by the
Seventh Day of Venice Church, and they were open, apparently,
to discussing Ruby Toohey's request to feature the rainbow flag.
But then it was quite interesting, the comment
that Mark Robinson also made, where
apparently New Zealand Rugby, sorry, made where apparently New Zealand rugby,
sorry, my mistake, New Zealand rugby said they were fearful
that it would be creating a dangerous precedent
by allowing Ruby Tui to use a commercial promotion
to advocate for a personal cause.
That's a weird line.
It is a weird line, isn't it?
Yeah.
Which, I mean, it'll be interesting to see going forward in the future
where there will be enough time to discuss.
Well, that's kind of what he said.
He's like, yeah, you just go, okay, well, then give it a season
and it'll be in there next season, right?
Yeah, exactly.
If you allow us to have more time going into next year,
then we can have that discussion.
I get what he's saying.
He's like, it's a stat.
It's a card with stats on it.
It doesn't need to feature
like any kind
of sexuality stuff
on it. But at the same time, Ruby Toohey's
not advocating for a personal cause.
She's just asking for an identifier
that belongs to her
to be on her card.
It's different.
It's a real sticky one, I think.
But we'll see in the future.
Shall I move to just pull your card?
It is.
And I think she's taking a stand saying that I want them to show support
for me and my community and then we're all good and let's move forward.
But, you know, obviously we'll see next year if the discussions go ahead.
I wonder if they already printed any and if they become the most, like,
ultra-rare, never-released Ruby Tui stat attack cards.
And if you get one, they'll be worth a fortune.
Brianne Clint, that's the latest.
Brianne Clint.
Over the weekend, I got to see my partner's auntie, who I love.
She's such a hoot.
Yeah.
And we were hanging out
and there was something I noticed
and it was what she had
as her wallpaper, her screensaver
of her phone.
Like her lock screen? Like her lock screen.
And it was
my lock screen is also
just my background. It's the same.
And it's just of my two dogs.
Pretty standard. Mine's my girls. Yeah's the same. And it's just of my two dogs. Pretty standard.
Mine's my girls. Yeah.
Pretty standard. Dogs, babies, cats.
Usually the most common thing
I'd say people said is their screensaver.
Picture of yourself's a real red flag, eh?
Wait, is that what this is?
It's awkward for you?
It's when I noticed... I didn't mean
red flag. I meant like...
No, just leave him, producers.
She doesn't have a picture of herself.
She has a very lovely photo of herself set as her screensaver.
That's great.
And it stood out to me.
Just wait, you're going to feel so bad.
You're going to feel so bad. You're going to feel so bad.
I said to her, do you have a picture of yourself as your screensaver?
She goes, yeah, I do.
She goes, I never feel like I look good in any photos.
And this was the one photo that I've taken recently.
And I thought, I look bloody good.
I'm going to set it as my screensaver.
How do you feel now, Clint?
Well, bad, obviously.
It is unusual.
And I just tall poppied her.
I get that.
I've just chopped her down.
She's feeling herself.
Of course she can.
And it was.
It was a fantastic photo.
You know what I'm saying, though?
Like if you went on a Tinder date with somebody
and they went to unlock their phone
and it was just a picture of themselves
doing double finger guns with their sunglasses on.
You'd be like, what?
You all right?
It is strange.
It is strange.
But after I heard the reason,
I was like, I love that for you.
Yeah.
I say go for it.
I think that's a good reason.
Yeah.
I don't know
Do you reckon there'd be other people listening right now
Well I was going to say I think it's a great reason
And I think you should change your
Screensaver right now to a picture of yourself
No way
I reckon you should do it
Can you imagine
Can you imagine
Someone notice that I had a picture of myself
I can pick the photo for you if you like.
Nah, I'm not doing it.
I'm not doing it.
There's a great shot from this Woman's Day shoot
that Bree did in 2018 that we could use.
I mean, that is pretty funny.
You give people a laugh.
Yeah, yeah.
In the red turtleneck.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, in the capris.
People would think that was funny.
Do you think there's someone listening right now
that has a picture of themselves
set as their screensaver on their phone?
Um.
Just them.
And I'm not saying.
There has to be.
Not a picture of you and someone else.
That does not count.
Oh, okay.
It does not count.
Okay.
It has to be.
Yeah, true, true.
Because you could easily have yourself on there if you're with your partner.
Yeah.
That's totally fine.
Actually, I'm on mine with my kids.
Yeah. Yeah. That's totally fine. Actually, I'm on mine with my kids. Yeah, that's totally fine.
Yeah.
A picture of it's just you and I want to know what is you...
What are you doing in the picture?
Yeah, what are you doing?
And what's the reason?
And what reaction does it get?
Yeah.
And do you update the picture of yourself as your screensaver regularly?
Honestly, please don't feel like we're going to judge you for calling.
I really do want to talk to somebody about it.
Nah, I reckon there'll be some real characters that call up
that do have themselves as their screensaver.
Or maybe someone else said it on your phone
and you don't know how to change it.
That's also true.
0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696.
No judgment.
Do you have a picture of yourself and just yourself
as your screensaver on your
phone?
That's the criteria.
It's just you.
It's just you.
Okay.
We'll get you on next.
Oh, $100,000.
Here's.
Does it count if it's them and a pet?
Nah.
Oh.
Oh.
Depends how much attention the pet is getting and how much attention you'll get.
That's true.
You would know.
Okay.
You would know.
All right.
Bree and Clint.
I was hanging out with my partner's auntie,
so my auntie-in-law, my auntie-in-law.
Yeah.
And she's awesome, love her.
And I noticed that she had a picture of herself
and just herself as her screensaver on her phone.
To which I said, Carpi, well done, that's awesome.
That's so...
That's not what you originally said. That's, oh, that's cool. That To which I said, Carpi, well done. That's awesome. That's not what you originally said.
That's cool. That's what I said.
And then I told you the reason and you felt real bad.
She said it was
her most favourite photo of her
in like the last 10 years and she was like
stuff it. I'm going to put it as
my screensaver. So we've
asked you. Can I just say
that we've had a bit of feedback
and someone said my daughter had a picture of herself up until two minutes ago. Can I just say don we've had a bit of feedback and someone said my daughter had a picture of herself
up until two minutes ago. Can I just
say don't listen to me? Don't listen to
any of my opinions ever, okay? If you want
to do that, good for you. Go for it.
I think there can be
some good reasons to have a picture of yourself
as a screensaver and that's why
we've asked you this afternoon.
0800 dials at M. Is your
wallpaper just a picture of you?
That's you, Courtney.
Hi.
Hi, Courtney.
Is your screensaver just a picture of yourself?
It sure is.
My daughter was the one that was like, actually, mum, you do.
And what is it, Courtney?
What's the picture of?
I'm doing a trick in my pole class session.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, you are, Courtney.
Are you upside down in the picture?
I sure am.
Yeah.
Yes, sir.
So, yeah, it keeps me motivated.
Did you know that you can set videos as your screensaver on a lot of phones now?
You can have a video of you on the poll as the screensaver.
I didn't know that, but that's good to know.
And it's also just cool to whip out, you know, to be like, I can do this.
Exactly, you don't have to go scrolling through. Exactly, and it makes it awkward. You just go,
look at me, right there. Okay, badass. Thanks, Courtney. Someone texts through
and they said, it'll be men and their big fish that have
a picture of themselves as their screensaver. Oh, yeah. But that's more about the
fish. Unrelated, this was also a text we got.
I have a picture of me and a good-sized snapper I caught as my lock screen.
Someone said, I've got a picture of myself walking down the aisle
at my friend's wedding as a bridesmaid.
Oh, yeah.
That's nice.
I wonder if they're the focal point, obviously.
Yeah, or the other friends in there as well.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Either way, it's totally cool.
It's fun.
I love how you're so on board now.
Hannah's here.
Hi, Hannah.
Hi, Hannah.
Hey, how are you?
Good, thanks.
Is your screensaver just a picture of you, Hannah?
Technically two of us because it's me and my baby bump, so...
Oh!
I can't?
I see what you're saying. So that's a great reason to have
a picture of yourself as your screensaver.
You know?
I think what I was imagining was
just a normal selfie.
Like, nothing, you know, there's no
moment that's being celebrated or anything.
That's what I was imagining when I was like.
Being judgmental.
When someone used the word red flag, somebody.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think that's cute, Hannah.
That's beautiful, thank you.
Someone said, I did a boudoir shoot.
Ooh.
And I love my photos so much.
It builds my confidence and made me love my photos.
You've got your sexy boudoir photos as your lock screen.
Hey, you paid the money. You've got to get youroudoir photos as your lock screen. Hey, you paid the money.
You've got to get your use out of them, right?
But it's so visible.
Every time you took your phone out.
Obviously, they're not embarrassed by them, so that's fine.
They want to show them off.
If I did a sexy boudoir shoot, it would never see the light of day.
I'd be asking some questions.
Someone else said, I just have a picture of myself
so when I lose my phone,
others can give it back to me.
It means that...
That's such a good idea.
It means that there's no discussion
about whose phone it is
because I am literally the back screen.
Unless they're saying,
they're like,
oh, we've got to find the person
who's dating this guy.
Yeah.
Because surely that's the only person
that would have this guy
as their screensaver.
Yeah, exactly.
Rob's here.
G'day, Rob.
Hi, Rob.
G'day, Rob.
Are you on your phone screen with a big fish?
Is that what you are?
No, crossing the finish line at Ironman New Zealand in 2018.
Oh.
See, that's cool.
That's pretty good, Rob.
That's cool.
Do you look pretty good in the photo, Rob?
You can actually tell it's me.
It's sort of a photo from the back, crossing the line, arms up, with the time above me.
Awesome.
Yeah, okay.
More of a booty pic.
But on that day, I also got 75,000 steps in response to your questions last week.
Okay, so Bree's done 50Ks over the weekend, and I saw your app.
What did you do?
What was your number?
I think it was 58,000.
58,000.
Yeah, geez, Rob, I can't even imagine.
Hey, Rob, is it a bit of a conversation starter?
Is that why you have it as your
screensaver?
No, just to remind me of an epic
experience. Yeah.
And encourage me
and motivate me to do it again.
And are you going to do it again?
Yeah, I'm looking for it for next year at the moment.
Oh, well, best of luck for that, Rob.
Nice work, mate.
Get a photo from the front this time, I reckon.
Yeah.
One with the face in it.
Yeah, there we go.
Well, there you go.
Haven't our opinions been challenged this afternoon?
I think so.
Haven't our horizons been broadened?
Yeah, I'm going to set a picture.
I don't like that photo.
No.
Oh, no.
Give it a bit of time.
I need to look through them, yeah.
Whack it into, check it into the Lightroom, see what you can do.
Okay, good, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Brian Clint.
I saw this thing the other day that was saying that Gen Z, particularly those aged between
18 and 25, are changing the way that dating works in such a way that they are now being
called the healthiest dating generation of all time.
They've changed the way that they date to suit them.
What are the biggest changes that makes them
so much better and healthier at dating?
So they studied thousands of Gen Zs from Australia,
Canada, the UK and the US.
Oh, no, New Zealand.
Rude to our...
Oh, rude.
We got some hot Gen Zs.
Yeah.
Study our Gen Zs. We got a heap of them. We got plenty of them. We got one on this show. Rude to our... Oh, rude. We got some hot Gen Zs. Yeah. Study our Gen Zs.
We got a heap of them.
We got plenty of them.
We got one on this show.
We'll talk to her in a minute.
And the reason they believe that Gen Z are healthier and happier in their relationships
comes down to their focus on mental health and their ability to set healthy boundaries.
Oh, that's...
I have no idea what that really is but our resident Gen Z-er is clicking her fingers
and screaming, yes!
Yeah, I think that's cool.
What does it mean?
What, mental health?
No, what is it in relationships?
What does prioritising mental health
and setting healthy boundaries mean in dating?
Okay, well, you know, I'll try to explain it to you guys.
Yeah, please, please. Remember, we're millennials. Okay, well, you know, I'll try to explain it to you guys.
Yeah, please, please. Remember, we're millennials.
Yeah, speak slowly. So we have no idea about setting boundaries. Well, setting boundaries just means if you don't feel
happy doing something, you should actually speak up and let them know. Oh, I do
that. Yeah? You do? Yeah. I always say I don't want to go on an
exercising date. That sounds horrible. Okay.
I probably wouldn't. I'd probably just do it. I'd be happy to be on the
date. Like I'd probably just roll with it. Yeah, I feel like
that's your personality. Yeah, possibly. Yeah. I'd be like
nah, I don't want to do that. Boring. But that's the thing. In these relationships
I feel like with with Gen Zs,
we're now sharing our feelings as well.
Like, I like it when you do this.
I don't like it when you do that.
Clint, I want you to put more effort in or make up dates.
Oh, no, I'm not into this.
I'm not into those conversations.
No, I'm not here for this.
Well, that's what we're doing.
No, I'm not interested in those.
That's like conversations you have two years into a relationship,
not at the start.
Oh, dear.
I mean, that sounds too full on to me.
I mean, stage five, clinger.
The study says that Gen Z, because of these clear communication and relationships, just like Ella's talking about, because of all of these things, it leads to stronger and healthier marriages.
However, Gen Z are less interested in marriage than previous generations.
So you have better marriages, but you're less likely to want a marriage.
They don't want to get married.
God, you guys are such a conundrum.
Such a conundrum.
I want to get married, so I'll put it out there.
Do you?
Yeah.
I feel like if I know you so well, I would know your idea of a perfect date.
Okay, go on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I reckon Ella's idea of a perfect date would be to be picked up
and taken to a plant shop.
On an e-bike.
On an e-bike.
With a, yeah, a car that's...
Electric or e-bike.
Electric or e-bike.
Taken to a plant shop to maybe buy some succulents.
Oh, you're getting her excited.
Yeah, keep going.
She's fizzing for it.
And then we would go to a thrift store and buy a few things from the thrift store,
a new outfit maybe.
Okay.
You'd have to ask what mood I'm in.
Sometimes I get angry if I don't find anything.
But I still love them.
Well, I would go to the thrift store,
make sure there's some good stuff,
pre-pick it out and say,
I've already found this for you.
What do you think?
Because, I mean, she wants everything done for her.
And then we would go on a walk
and pick up rubbish and recycle it.
Oh, right.
I mean, that's actually not too bad.
She's keen.
Hang on, let me finish the night for you.
Then home for a cruelty-free meal.
Vegan!
Oh, my God.
We'd...
We would definitely get a second date.
I feel like if you wanted to date a Gen Z,
you're ready to go.
You know what they want.
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Time for a birthday banger.
Alright, let's get you home for a Monday with a birthday banger.
You tell us your birthday. We tell
you what was the number one song on your
16th and we'll kick it off with Yasmin.
G'day, Yasmin.
Hello.
How was your weekend, Yasmin?
It was awesome.
How was yours?
Really?
I want to hear about your awesome weekend.
What happened?
Oh, I just got to stay home and relax.
You got to stay home and relax.
Oh, I love that.
How good.
I love that.
Hey, Yas, what's your birthday?
That does sound like a dream weekend, to be honest.
It does.
It really does.
Yaz, what's your birthday?
12th of February, 2001.
Right.
That means you were 16 in 2017.
And on your 16th birthday, this was number one.
What a banger.
Shut up, Holt.
Is he on this?
I think so, yeah.
Is he?
Yeah, he does a little feature.
Clean Banda and Sean Paul.
What do you think, Yaz?
I like it.
I can rock out to that.
Yeah. I think it's pretty good.
Okay, wait there.
That's a good one.
Let's go to Ben.
Kia ora, Ben.
Hello, Ben.
How you going?
Good, mate. How was your weekend?
Probably not as
exciting as your earlier
caller, but... Well, I don't feel like hers
was very exciting, either. She just had a relaxing
weekend. She just did nothing.
I'm studying for an exam.
Oh, boring.
What type of exam, Ben?
Just through work.
I work in ambulance.
Oh, and you guys always have to update your skills and stuff, eh, Ben? Oh, just through work. I work in ambulance, so.
Oh, nice.
And you guys always have to update your skills and stuff, eh?
Right.
We certainly do.
Yeah, good man.
Good on you, Ben.
Let's do your birthday, Ben.
What's your date of birth, Ben?
1st of January, 1985.
All right, Ben.
You're Capricorn. That means you were 16 in 2001.
And on that day, this was number one.
Banger.
Banger.
Lady Marmalade, Christina Aguilera, Pink, Little Kim and Maya.
Are you into it, Ben?
I don't know if we'll make a playlist.
Am I do if I win this.
Yeah, yeah. Yes, Ben.
All right, good incentive.
That's what we like.
One more for Rob.
G'day, Rob.
G'day, Rob.
G'day, Brie.
Clint, how you going?
Good, Rob.
Did you have the most exciting weekend?
Well, when you say exciting,
like, yeah, kids' sport,
that pretty much kept me busy Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
The whole weekend, Rob.
Saturday night, it wasn't too bad.
Pretty busy, but pretty relaxing too.
Yeah, right, okay.
I like it.
What sport do your kids play, Rob, out of interest?
A couple of them are playing football and one's playing rugby.
Oh, I love it.
So it's pretty busy.
Yeah, full-on weekends for you.
Yeah, bloody ohs.
The gumboots are getting a workout.
Okay, let's do your birthday banger.
What's your date of birth, Rob?
9-11-78.
All right, Rob, that means you were 16 in 1994.
And let me take you back there to your 16th birthday with this one.
I'm a little baby, oh, like you.
Oh, you remember putting that on the old cassette player, Rob?
Yeah, yeah, I don't think. It might be like your last call. Oh, you remember putting that on the old cassette player, Rob? Yeah.
Yeah, I don't think...
It might be like your last call.
I'm not sure if that one will be on my number one on Spotify.
We'll see how we go.
Boys to men.
Your kids will be like, Dad, what is this?
This is yuck.
Take us back to the old blue light disco.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The old slow dance in the middle of the dance floor.
This is a classic, but I feel like it's Christina, Lil' Kim, Maya and Pink, right?
It's one of my all-time favourites.
Got to go with Lady Marmalade.
Ben, you just won birthday banger, which means you have to add this to the playlist
and you have to play this next time you're driving the ambulance.
I'm going to put it on repeat, mate.
Yes, Ben.
Or as they say, getchy, getchy.
Rah, rah, rah.
Is that what they say?
I don't know.
Coming straight out of 2001.
Here's a winner birthday banger
on ZM's.
She said, hello, hey, Joe.
Bree and Clint.
Time.
To play. Guess Their Voice.
You and I go head to head with teammates guessing celebrity voices the quickest
and whoever gets three first wins.
Amber's going to play.
Hi, Amber.
Hi, Amber.
Hi, how are you guys?
Good, thanks, Amber.
You're going to be on Clint's team.
Good, yay. And joining Team Brie on Clint's team. Good, yay.
And joining Team Bree this afternoon is Libby.
Kia ora.
G'day.
Hey.
Welcome to my team, Libby.
Are you good at recognising celebrity voices?
I think so.
Well, we're about to find out.
I used to think I was too.
Yeah, me too.
Until we started playing this game.
Claudia's going to run the show.
Hi, Claude.
Hi, Claude.
How are you?
Good, thanks. So I figured since run the show. Hi, Claude. Hi, Claudia. How are you? Good, thanks.
So I figured since the new Auckland season of Hamilton has started.
Oh, my God.
It's so good.
I saw it last night.
So cool.
It's such an amazing show.
I took a look at celebrities that have featured on Broadway.
Oh, okay.
I don't know if this is going to be my category.
These are all people that you know who you may not have known were on Broadway.
Listen to the girls sighing.
No, no.
No, guys, it's cool.
I swear.
You'll love it.
Okay, okay.
Whatever you say, Claude.
We're here for it.
I'm going to play a celebrity voice.
You just need to tell me who it is.
Buzz in with your names.
Brie and Clint, you're going to go first.
Okay.
Ready?
Ready.
So there's all celebs who have starred in musicals on Broadway.
Yeah, absolutely.
Okay.
Here's your first one. Oh, they're very competitive.s on Broadway. Yeah, absolutely right. Okay, all right. Here's your first one.
Oh, they're very competitive.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, you have to count numbers.
Clint.
Clint.
Is that Neil Patrick Harris?
Exactly right.
Gifts on each side, but they're not just worried about how many gifts each one gets.
They're worried about actual retail value.
Yeah, it doesn't sound like him to me, but I wouldn't have got it anyway.
He's one of Tony. Yeah, he doesn't sound like him to me, but I wouldn't have got it anyway. He's won a Tony.
Yeah, he has.
He's like full musical theatre guy.
He's full musical theatre.
Do you see that big intro we did to that awards ceremony?
It was like a 10-minute musical theatre montage.
Yeah, he's amazing.
Yeah, okay.
Haven't seen it.
Oh, yeah, you missed out.
Just a bit of a backdrop to this.
Brea's anti-musical theatre.
I'm not anti-musicals. I'm not anti- musicals. I just
don't like them very much.
Okay.
Come on Libby, you can keep us in this game.
Oh God, I hope so.
Amber and Libby, buzz in with your names
if you can tell me who this is.
When I went to the DMV
to get my licence,
which I didn't have for the first
two years.
Even the guy doing my test was like,
are we singing a song?
And I was like, I'll sing whatever you want
if you just sign this.
He was in Cats.
He sings in his car a lot.
On a late show.
He was a talk show host.
Libby.
Yes, Libby.
James Corden.
Yes, it is!
Nice. Forever, sorry. No, you've done well there, Libby. James Corden. Yes, it is. Nice.
It's forever, sorry.
No, you've done well there, Libby.
Was Cats the movie, the musical that you were referring to?
No, it's not.
He's been in a show called One Man, Two Governors.
Oh, yeah.
He's won a Tony for Best Actor in a Play.
How could we forget?
Yeah.
One Man, Two Governors.
You know the one.
Okay, one, two.
One Man, Two Governors.
It's One Man, Two Governors. So you do know the one. One man, two Govness. It's one man, two Govness.
So you do know musical theatre.
I secretly love it.
Now do Les Mis.
Okay, so it's one point to team Brie, one point to team Clint.
Yeah, one each at the moment.
So Brie and Clint, this one is for you guys.
He's come with me to most everything.
Brie.
Oh.
Is it Jennifer Lawrence?
No
I'm going to take a little bit more
Because he's so cool
And so easy breezy
I know
You can buzz on
Emma Stone
She was in
What's that horrible movie?
Easy A.
No, I love that movie.
Oh, La La Land.
She also was in Cabaret on Broadway.
Oh, how could I forget?
Well, somehow your team's leading this game.
Yes, Libby, we're in the lead.
Amber, Amber, I need you to get this one, okay?
I'm not really good at this part.
This one's a good one. This one's a good one. You've got this. Yeah, someone should definitely get this one. Come? I'm not really good at this part. This one's a good one.
You've got this. Yeah, someone should definitely get
this one. Come on, guys. Amber and Libby, this one's for you guys.
It was lovely. It was so
nice to see some people. Some people, obviously,
we've kept in contact with, and some people, you haven't
as much, and it was lovely to see them again.
It was probably like the Phelps twins
who, when we started, they were like 14 and I was
11. He's got a scar
on his forehead. Libby.
No, not Libby. I want Amber
to buzz in. I want Amber to buzz in.
That clue was for Amber.
Sorry, guys.
Daniel Radcliffe.
Yes!
Yes!
What movie was, what musical
was Daniel Radcliffe in?
Do you remember when he was in Equus?
I don't care.
He's in Harry Potter.
Okay.
All right.
Good point, Libby.
Good point.
And Libby, let's celebrate with how we always celebrate.
And all that jazz.
That's Chicago, guys.
It's a musical.
Oh, well done.
Congratulations, Libby and Brie.
You guys get the win.
Awesome.
50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way, Libby. Brie. You guys get the win. Awesome. 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way, Libby.
Brie, are you in the market for a new perfume at the moment?
Maybe.
Always looking for a signature scent.
I've found the signature scent for you.
Okay.
It's personalised.
It's limited edition.
It suits you.
It's limited edition.
It's limited edition.
See, that's what I like.
I like wearing unusual
scents. Okay, we'll step into my
scentery
snifferorium
perfume house.
Sounds legit.
Road
by Karangahape
promises to capture the scent
of K-Road and bottle
it up for you to wear. You've got to be kidding. K-Road and bottle it up for you to wear.
You've got to be kidding.
K-Road, for those who don't live in Tamaki Makaurau,
is, let's say, the most vibrant street in Auckland.
It's definitely got a signature scent.
Doesn't it?
That's for sure.
So what exactly does a K-Road perfume smell like?
Well, according to the experts, it includes the scent of wet pavement.
Oh, yeah, I see that, yep.
Beer-infused leather.
Ooh.
Incense burning.
Okay.
And coffee.
And coffee?
Yeah.
No scent of desperation in there?
No whiff of desperation.
No bad decisions?
No bad decisions.
No vape.
Oh.
No smell of vape.
No kebab.
No vomit smell in there?
No chunder.
Okay.
And most importantly, no glitter.
Yeah, glitter's big.
No glitter in this perfume.
Yeah.
But I mean, I guess they can only put so many things into the scent of K-Rode.
Why are they doing this?
Is this a real thing you can purchase?
It is a real thing.
They're $100 a bottle, and there's only 150 bottles,
and all the money, all the revenue will go directly to LifeWise,
which is a housing support charity that runs the not-for-profit cafe Merge on K-Rode.
So it's for a bloody good cause.
Sounds good to me. Where do I sign up?
You have to go onto K Road, into one of the shops
and buy one. You can't buy them online,
you have to buy it on K Road. Really?
And each bottle comes with a piece of K Road.
You know where they're digging up that subway at the moment? Yeah.
You get a bit of concrete.
Bargain!
What shops are selling it, do you know?
I can easily find out
But if you want to get into this
I actually would purchase
It's called Road by Karanga Hapie
I mean, it sounds fancy
Yeah
Doesn't it?
We should make our own perfume
Should we?
We've done candles, why don't we do perfume?
Yeah, we did candles, they went really well
Flew off the shelves
Claudia, what would our signature scent smell like?
If Brie and I were to put a candle together, what are you getting whiffs of?
Cheese, probably.
Cheese?
Cheese and cats.
Cheese and cats?
Cheese and cats, yeah.
Well, Brie's allergic to cheese and I'm allergic to cats, so that makes perfect sense.
Perfect.
Does make sense.
We would be sneezing the whole time whilst we were wearing it.
It's not hot, though.
Brie and Clint.
Two very unrelated things happened to me on Friday night.
Yes.
Two things that have no correlation to each other whatsoever.
Getting drunk and losing your wallet?
Correct.
Yeah.
No correlation.
No correlation.
And yes, that is the order in which they happened.
Right, right.
But no correlation.
No correlation whatsoever. Oh, my God. You've lost a wallet recently yes it is so much more of a pain
in the ass than you realize and you might think oh we don't have cash anymore um it's not a big
deal it is such a big deal there's so many things in there so much admin to replace those things i
called the uber driver i retraced my steps. I went back to the bar.
I took all the blankets off the bed.
I pulled my clothes apart.
Nothing.
There was nowhere to be found in my wallet.
And I don't lose my wallet.
I'm not a wallet-losing person.
Yeah.
You know?
I am a getting drunk person,
but I'm not a lose-things person.
Yeah.
Until Friday night.
Maybe that's who you are now.
The weirdest thing, though,
and I put it on my Instagram,
and I showed this to you.
I caught up with a friend on Friday afternoon at a bar.
Well, this was a long afternoon.
It's all kind of piecing together for me now.
And then I left.
I grabbed my wallet off the table as I left.
Yeah.
And I got back to the studio and put it on the desk.
And then I felt in my pocket pocket my wallet was already in my pocket
so i had taken his wallet which was identical to my wallet and his wallet so i took both wallets
i saw the like the two wallets and they look exactly the same same brand same color same
size everything yeah i was like oh this is crack up i've accidentally oh and then he would have
thought oh so he lost his wallet lost my wallet yeah And unbeknownst to him, his good friend has stolen it.
I had the wallet.
Did you ever look?
And then five hours later, I lost my wallet.
And I was out with that friend.
And I picked up the phone in the morning.
I was like, please tell me you have taken my wallet as like a joke for me accidentally taking your wallet.
That would have been a good joke.
And he goes, good joke, wasn't me.
I have a question for you.
Yeah.
Because you accidentally stole your friend's wallet.
Did you have a look in it to see how much money was in it?
Yes.
How much money was in there?
No cash.
Not even any receipts.
He runs a clean wallet.
Weird.
Anyway, most stressful weekend ever, retracing steps and doing everything like that.
This afternoon, I got a DM from somebody on Instagram saying, hey, I found your wallet
in the back of an Uber and the address on your license is wrong.
So I've got to come and get it.
See, good people do exist.
Yeah.
I said to you, because this was before you got that DM, I said, I bet you'll get a message
from someone because that's what happened to me.
I left my wallet on the roof of my car when I first moved to New Zealand.
Flew off the side, obviously off the roof of the car.
And then like a couple of weeks later, I had a DM from someone being like, hey, found your wallet in the gutter.
Yeah.
Do you want it back?
How long do you wait, though, before you replace all your cards?
I'd already replaced my bits and pieces.
This is three days.
I was on the verge
of cancelling my credit card when this
thing came through. Wait, had you put a hold?
Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Oh yeah, I'm not
stupid, Bree. You're like, well I thought
maybe you were feeling generous. I might be a drunk
wallet losing idiot, but I'm not
stupid, okay?
I'll take your word for it.
Bree and Clint. Over the weekend, Bree
completed an epic mission,
walking 50 kilometres to raise money for an incredible charity in Sweet Louise.
And she did it, but she didn't do it alone.
Please welcome to the show the other pair of legs walking that 50 kilometres.
It's Dame Susan Devoy.
Wow.
What an introduction.
How are you, you hot pair of legs?
Yeah, I'm okay.
Believe it or not, I'm out walking the dogs.
You're not.
Well, someone has to.
I must say it's a very slow walk.
Yeah, that was me this morning walking my dog, Susan.
Don't worry about that.
How are the legs feeling?
Because it was, I mean, 10 hours it took us on Saturday to walk the full 50 k's
and we were pretty bloody sore afterwards.
Yeah, I backed up okay, actually.
My feet were a bit sore yesterday and my body, I mean, I wouldn't be able to, well, I wouldn't
want to do it again.
But yeah, I'm pleasantly surprised, actually, although I've taken it pretty easy.
So yeah, walk in the park, Bree, walk in the park.
Oh, mate, I thought we could win another 50.
Well, I reckon we should do it every weekend next May.
No way, Dame Susan Devoy.
No way.
Who was the pace setter in this?
Because you guys did it together around Cornwall Park.
I saw lots of people there to support you throughout the day.
But between you and
Brie, who was dragging the other one along?
Susan? I wouldn't possibly
say it's a bit disrespectful
to be rude to the younger generation.
How dare you,
Dame Susan. How dare you.
No, I think Brie will agree
we started off with a hiss and a roar.
In fact, the first sort of
25, 30 kilometres seemed like a piece of cake, you know?
It did.
It really did.
And then I think the 30 to the 40, that 10 k's, was the hardest out of the whole lot.
Yeah.
Just because you kind of, you know, you felt like you were a long way from the finish line.
But the best thing about the day, day and Susan I know that you'll agree
with me on this was all the amazing people that came down to support us we had people that work
for the charity Sweet Louise we had people that um are a part of the charity Sweet Louise that
get support from the charity and and um as we were going around Cornwall Park hearing their stories
and what they've been through like it really just kind of, it was
inspirational and you didn't really think about, you know, the pain that you were going
through. You just thought about all these amazing people that are going through something so
tough and it was a really special day.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Those women are inspiring and they
certainly not an ounce of negativity amongst them,
even though they've got all the reasons to be, which is amazing.
And happy to talk about it, you know, which I struggled with a bit.
Not me, but, you know, what do you say?
But, you know, they're happy to tell their stories, share their stories.
So grateful to Sweet Louise.
Amazing.
And I got a message from a woman last night who was in a wheelchair.
She breathes around every corner and she was too shy to say hello.
I saw her. I know exactly who you're talking about.
Yeah. Oh, well, next time. Next time if we do it again
she can... Never be shy to talk to us. Absolutely not.
But, you know, there's someone who came out to support, you know,
and for whatever reason, you know, I hope it made her day a little bit.
But, yeah, but breathe a legend.
I mean, you're certainly a lot busier than I am to see me retired walking the dogs.
I could walk all day.
They just call me Forrest.
Well, you're both legends.
It was a mammoth undertaking.
And the tally, the amount of money that you guys wanted to raise,
you surpassed your total, didn't you?
We did.
You were shooting for $10,000.
It's up to over $11,000 now.
And that was, it was such an amazing thing to see
because it happened as we were doing the 50K.
That would have pushed you on, eh?
It really did and just kept going up and up.
And there's still a couple more days where you can donate.
You don't have to donate to us personally.
You can if you want.
But go to the website walk50kthismade.nz.
All the money goes to help people living in this country
with stage four breast cancer or incurable breast cancer.
So they need all the help they can get.
Dame Susan Devoy, what is the most sore part of your body right now?
I'd probably say my hips.
Yeah.
I might have a couple of sore soles on my feet.
I haven't got a single blister, which is amazing.
That is amazing.
But, yeah, no, it was just amazing and good on Brie
because she's a superstar on that
social media where I'm bloody useless.
We made a very good team, Susan. You got all your rich friends to donate
and I did the social media stuff.
Yeah, exactly.
I've only got rich friends because I've been around longer than you have.
Yeah, don't worry.
I'll have them in a couple of years.
I'm holding auditions as we speak.
And thank you for a lovely dinner.
No, you're welcome, Susan.
Thank you so much.
You're such an inspiration to me.
No, no, no.
It was awesome doing it with you.
It was an honour and it'll be something I remember forever. So thanks, Susan.
Dame Susan Devoy, everyone.
There you go.
There's still time to donate.
Go and Google Sweet Louise.
Get amongst.
Trip in what you can.
She's gone.
She's busy.
She's walking the dogs.
Brian Clint, you're on set here.
She's got time to piss around.
Brian Clint.
That's it.
The end of the show.
Guys, I'm so excited to get home tonight.
Oh, yeah?
For the silliest reason.
So my dog, Whitney Houston,
canteria, real kind of shaggy looking thing,
only gets a haircut once a year,
and she's had a haircut today.
Who did it?
A dog groomer.
Oh.
Yeah.
You weren't willing to give it a go?
Nah, I cut the hairs around her anus. Oh, yeah? Just so she doesn't groomer. Oh. Yeah. You weren't willing to give it a go? Nah, I cut the hairs around her a noose.
Oh, yeah?
Just so she doesn't get poo in them.
Yeah.
But that's...
You wouldn't give your dog a haircut?
No way.
It takes a lot of skill.
You're willing to give me a haircut?
Why is the dog more precious than me?
Look, I mean, I don't want to...
You do the math.
I don't want to say anything that's going to upset anyone.
Do you turn to animates?
I love going to animates with my daughters
and just hoping there's a dog in there getting a haircut.
It's like a free show.
Yeah, there's always dogs usually in animates, isn't there?
Yeah, people always walking their dogs around.
No, it wasn't at animates.
One of our good mates has a business, so we support her.
A mobile dog business?
Dog grooming business?
No, she does it from home but lives down the road from us.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
But do you ever get excited for stuff like that?
What about, like, if you're...
Oh, my cat's never had a haircut, so no.
What about if you're, like, if Tui or Maggie gets a haircut?
They've never had a haircut.
Haven't they?
They've never had a haircut, no.
You need to save a lock of hair from their first haircut.
You know that.
Yeah, and all of their teeth in a creepy jar.
No, the tooth fairy comes to get the teeth.
You can't save those.
Oh.
Yeah, you'll have to think of other things to save.
That's so stupid.
I didn't even know that.
Yeah.
Did you not know that?
No, they've still got all their teeth, so I hadn't figured that out yet.
You can try and save them, but the tooth fairy will steal them because she leaves money.
That's not stealing then is it? It's a legal
transaction. That's true. I wonder how much
the tooth fairy is leaving these days.
That's a great question. My brother
in law, his daughter has lost
their first tooth. How much did they get?
Put it in the chat. How much should it
be? And I was like surely
50 cents, dollar
and the grandparents came through
with five bucks.
You mean the tooth fairy came through?
No, no, Bree. I know about the tooth fairy now, okay?
Yeah.
We were theorising on how much the tooth fairy should or would leave.
Right, right.
And the grandparents said it should be $5 per tooth.
I think that's about right.
Inflation.
Nah, too much money for kids.
Nah.
Inflation, $5.
I mean, a bag of lollies these days, a 50 cents bag is like, you know, $2.50.
Nah, you give a kid too much money, you'll ruin them, you know.
$5.
All right, let's get out of here.
I've got...
A lot of thinking to do.
Yeah.
Have a great night, everybody.
Bye.
Bye, guys.
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