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Hi everybody, welcome to the Bri and Clint show this Thursday afternoon.
It's exciting times guys I'm just googling what causes hip pain.
So strap in, I mean exciting times.
File that under things that prove you're over 35.
Hey just, just relax everyone.
I wake up and my hip hurts these days.
Bray's rubbing the side of her and she's going, what is this bone called?
What is this?
It's bad.
I think it's called your side butt.
One time I got told from a physio that I have the tightest hip flexors she's ever seen.
Oh yeah.
And I was like, oh that's, she goes, that's not a good thing.
Oh. I was like, oh, that's not a good thing. Oh.
I was like, Raj.
The country is standing by, the world is standing by
for New Lord music.
We hear we are going to receive the New Lord song
just after four o'clock this afternoon.
We're also waiting to find out if she's gonna perform
at the New Zealand Music Awards tonight.
It's a shame they're not on TV anymore.
I know.
Or are they?
Are they on TV? Or can you stream it?
I'd probably stream it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Be a streaming thing.
But yeah, God, it was Bedlam last night in Auckland City.
Yeah. People running around the city trying to find out where this secret Lord pop-up
show was going to be. We had a reporter on site. We're going to talk to her a bit later
in the show. We're going to open the International ATM at 4 o'clock for your chance to win free
money but first we're going to play tradie vs lady if you want to play 50
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play their names Bree and Clint
time for tradie vs lady
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3 2 1 let's go Trady versus Lady!
Three, two, one, let's go!
Yes, welcome back.
Thanks for joining us.
The Trady's on 36, the Lady's on 43.
Our Lady is in Tauranga, she's 37,
and she has seen a popped eyeball.
Welcome to the show, Laura.
I don't know if I wanna ask about that, Laura.
Hi. Are you a nurse?
I'm a physio.
Oh.
Why?
Do physios treat popped eyeballs?
Well, I did my best and it went back in, so I guess that was a success.
Right, so the eyeball had popped out.
Yeah, so he's been eye gouged.
Oh, Bri and I were thinking of a burst eyeball.
Yeah.
Yeah, no, not a burst eyeball. don't know if I could fix that one.
No right? I'm a physio not a magician. Hey Laura what do I do for hip pain while you're here?
I did just do that, lots of stretching, maybe some dry needling. Okay thank you I'll take that advice, appreciate that Laura.
You're taking on our tradies today from Aucklander 32 and they love a good lolly
Their favorite is a milk bottle. Welcome to the show our tradie Sam. G'day Sam
Good thank you. What do you think which lolly has no place in a mixed bag of lollies?
Probably Fijos. What? I love that one. I was going to say like a mint leaf.
Controversial tape.
Yeah, I'll give you that, a mint leaf.
Mint leaf can get in the bin.
Old mint ones wrapped in the paper.
I forget what they're called.
Minties.
Minties, yeah.
I'll have a minty, I'll have a mint leaf.
I do not want any of those round chalky lollies.
You know?
Yeah.
Oh, like the babies.
No, the fizzy ones, the little fizzy tablets.
I love those!
No, get out of my bag.
Like a lifesaver?
No, not quite a lifesaver.
That's the shape.
Yeah, but they don't have a hole in the middle.
A tingle? Fizzy tingle. What are they called?
Fizzy tingle.
Someone will know.
That sounds like a good time anyway.
Laura, you're the lady, Sam
you're the tradie. The first to three correct answers is gonna win 50 bucks
this afternoon. Good luck. Here we go question number one. What is the world's
most populated city? Is it Beijing, Tokyo or New York City? Lady. Laura. Is it Beijing? No, it's not Beijing. Sam?
Well, the other two, New York or Tokyo?
Three.
Two.
Yeah.
Tokyo is correct.
14 million people live in Tokyo.
Question number two,
what is the world's most commonly used website browser?
Trade me. Trady. Sam?
Yeah.
Chrome.
No, that would be a...
Oh.
No, I think that counts.
Yeah, okay, yeah.
Sorry, we were thinking search engine, but you've given us the browser and you're right.
Yeah, Google Chrome.
Okay, two to the tradies.
Laurie, you need this one to stay in at question number three.
Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this.
Okay, I'm going to go with the song.
I'm going to go with the song.
I'm going to go with the song.
I'm going to go with the song.
I'm going to go with the song.
I'm going to go with the song. I'm going to go with the song. I'm going to go with the Google Chrome Okay, two to the tradies Laurie you need this one to stay in at question number three buzz in when you can tell me who sings
this
Sam Lord Lord's career
We've had a lady clean sweep this week in a tradie clean sweep. So one each way. Well done Sam, we've got 50 bucks coming your way.
Cheers, thank you very much.
We can buy a lot of mixed bags of lollies with that.
At least 50 bags.
Yeah, probably less than you could back in our days.
Right now let's talk again about the weird things that kids say to you out of the blue.
I was playing Fairy Castle with my four year old this morning.
It's basically magnet tiles and she builds this little castle and she was showing me
around the rooms of the castle today and I said, oh this is cool, tell me about it.
Tell me what all the things are and she goes, well this is the fairy's shower over here
and this is the fairy's toilet and this is the fairy's bedroom and this is the
room where the fairy has all the blood taken out of its body and then over here
is the room where they put the blood back into your body and this is the
kitchen. Um what? Oh okay um tell me a bit more about the blood thing. Tell me
more about the blood room. Yeah the fairy goes in there and all of the bloody blood comes out of the body they take all of the blood thing. Tell me a bit more about the blood room. And she goes, yeah, the fairy goes in there
and all of the blood comes out of the body.
They take all of the blood out, so there's no blood left.
And then when you are ready, you go over here
and they put the blood back in.
Where has she seen this?
I have no idea.
All she watches is the heiress to her,
Bluey and Gabby's dollhouse.
Has any, like, you know, giving blood,
which could then in turn be what she's like created in her mind,
but if they've talked about donating blood.
I donate blood and I've told her that,
but I haven't explained to her how it works.
But yeah, that could be, that could totally be a reason for it.
Could be. Could be what it is.
But anyway, let's just hope that that's what it is. Or else, I'm scared. She was really confident about it too. She was like, yeah,
this is it. That's the blood room. It's next to the toilet. And it was a really normal
part of the fairy castle. So yeah, that's terrifying. Kids are scary sometimes. You
don't want to make them feel bad either. You don't want to be like,
What the hell?
Hey kid.
What are you talking about?
That was freaking, that shit you just said to me was freaking weird, okay?
Don't be saying that around me.
Don't be saying that.
You're freaking me out.
Anyway, I took her to Kindy and she goes, don't take down my fairy castle. And I said, I won't.
I'm especially not touching that blood room.
I'm terrified of the fairy castle.
So don't worry, it'll still be there when you get home.
Yeah.
That place is cursed.
A lot of fairies have died in that blood room.
Maybe I should get her to draw me a picture of it.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's what they do, eh?
Or just live,
Sleep with one eye open.
Yeah, or just kind of don't ask any more questions
that you don't wanna know the answer to, you know?
Let's ask you guys the weird thing that a kid said to you.
It might've been your kid, might've been a niece or nephew,
might've been a kid that you were looking after, you know?
But the thing that they said was terrifying or...
It's funny because they didn't understand
the context of it you know.
I literally saw a video of this toddler on TikTok yesterday and the mum was
filming this toddler and the toddler goes come on mum your dad misses you he
wants to say hello and then and then the mum goes you mean your dad misses me
yeah and he goes no your, he's standing over there.
Come on.
See?
And then drags this woman down the hallway and goes, there he is.
And then there's nothing there.
Yeah.
And then he goes, oh, he's just walked into that room.
Go give him a hug, mum.
He misses you.
What?
What?
Run.
My five-year-old said the other day, she goes, dad, what of today
has already happened?
No thanks.
0800 dials at M, or you can text yours to 9696.
We're looking for the weird thing that a kid said to you this afternoon.
That is brain-cleaned.
We're asking about the weird things that a kid said to you.
I was playing Fairy Castle with my four year old daughter today, and she showed me the
different rooms and what they were for.
Showed me the bedroom, the bathroom, the shower and the room where all the blood gets taken
out of your body and the room where they put the blood back in, in the kitchen.
That's pretty standard in most three bedroom homes these days.
Yeah right.
Okay.
Well we don't have one of those in our house and I was surprised she was aware of a room
where they take all the blood out of your body
and then another room where they put it back in.
That was a non-negotiable
when we were looking for our place.
So we want to know what did a kid say to you?
And Kirsty's here.
Hi, Kirsty.
Hi, Kirsty.
Hello, how are you?
We're good.
Who was the kid and what did they say?
My three-year-old niece, so we were having dinner
and she kind of looked at me and laughed and I asked her
what what happened she goes, kept my forehead and said you've got two demons with you in there.
She kept your forehead and told you that you had two demons.
And Kirsty.
I've got two demons with me in there.
Just out of a matter of interest, do you suffer from anxiety or other things
that could be known as a demon, do you know?
Well, not until this point.
Is that niece now your favourite or least favourite?
You know, it could go either way.
She's always my favourite,
but then she went on a few weeks later,
carried on with the story and said they've been talking to her.
Oh, nah, run.
Run, Kirsty.
Run for your life.
She's not your daughter.
Run!
Even if she knows things, you don't want to know, eh?
You don't want to know.
No thanks.
Yes, love questions need to be asked.
That's all I need to know.
Thanks, Kirsty.
Oh, hell no.
Someone texted and said, my sister-in-law was looking after my boys and my five-year-old
said to her, do you know what my mum and dad do in bed?
My sister-in-law looked at him horrified and then he said, they do farts.
Hilarious.
Outing the parents for doing the farts.
Love it.
This one is terrifying.
It says, I was in a kitchen and my three-year-old came in
holding a felt pen like a knife and asked me in a very serious way,
do you want to get hurt? Wow. And then smirked at me like a serial killer.
Absolutely not. Hide the knives. I work in an early childhood centre and one of
the kids came up to me and said you look like my uncle
He does drugs
Not what you want to hear or uncle getting thrown under the bus there
Someone else said my sister-in-law. Oh, no, that's the fart one
I work in an early childhood centre and a kid came over to me and said if I annoy him
he will bury me in the sand pit.
Then he proceeded to point in the direction of the sand pit.
How old was that kid?
Early childhoods would have to be between two and five.
Honestly, I feel like I'd be more scared of a kid that's saying that stuff to me than
like an adult.
Yeah, this is the thing.
Yeah I'd be like well I feel like you're very unpredictable kid I don't know if
you're being serious or not. My three and a half year old a few months ago said to
me randomly that she misses her old mum and her old grandma that she had before
me when I wasn't around. She told me their
names and everything. She even told me that they died in a fire and she had me as her
mum freaked out. And then she had me as her mum. It freaked me out a lot. She still talks
about it. Any time we're playing a role play game, she changes her name to Lucy,
and I have to call her Lucy,
which is apparently her old mum's name.
What the hell?
And I just go along with it, but it's very freaky.
You know what they say about kids?
Yeah.
They say that when you're a child,
you have a bigger connection to the spiritual world,
cause you're not,
there's not as much like influence and noise that you've been fed throughout your life like to
when you get an adult and that's why kids they reckon that's the explanation
as to why they have this connection to the spiritual world. Is that past life
regression? Is that what that is? Listen to this one it says my granddaughter's
maternal grandfather passed away under a cloud of suspect circumstances before she was born.
She has said often that he has thrown her up from down there and points to the ground.
Absolutely not. Your granddaughter's maternal grandfather passed away before they were born.
And the little kid is going
granddad threw me up from down there. Someone just texted and said guys this
is too creepy and someone else just texted and said man my kids are boring.
The number of people who have been going to their kids after this are going hey so
any freaky shit you can see or anything interesting about me. Can you see any spirits? Anyone hanging out with me.
Are you reincarnated? Anyone hanging out with me.
Are you reincarnated?
You talked to grandma recently. Try it out!
Because I think you've got to get to them before they turn five or something.
Or do the smart thing and don't do that.
Zane Ames Branclin.
Last night Lorde did a secret concert in a public toilet and it's really weird.
About 30 people got to go in and listen to some music with concert in a public toilet and it's really weird. About 30 people got
to go in and listen to some music with her in a toilet.
Yeah, 30 to 40 people at a time.
At a time, yeah. But you had to have an invite to the public toilet to be allowed to go in
there to listen to the music with Lorde. And our producer Claudia didn't have an invite
but she went anyway.
Yeah, I had nothing better to do so I tagged along. No, I really got caught up in the hype.
It was fun.
I thought that was normally you just kind of cruise around those public toilets anyway.
I do linger around the public toilets.
It actually wasn't a public toilet.
Even weirder, it was a YMCA toilet.
I drive past it every day.
We played basketball there that time.
Yeah, we did.
It's a central Auckland venue.
I think it obviously has some significance to her.
Maybe because the song is called Man of the Year.
She is very much like that where she, you know,
will pick out places or something has significance to her.
I heard something about it being related
to the Royals music video.
Maybe she saw some of that.
See something like that.
It'll be something like that.
Yeah, I'm not sure.
So when you got- Oh my God,
maybe Man of the Year is a cover of YMCA. I don't think so. Man of the Year. Yeah. When you got there, like how many people were there do you
reckon? There were so many people so I would say at least a hundred just
lingering outside the people that didn't have invites so gotcha I got there I
think just as the first group had gone in. So everyone that was outside was a non-invitee,
just kind of,
lingering around and hoping, trying to get in.
How elite did the people who got to go in seem
compared to the Joe Schmoes like you,
who were just kicking around outside?
The ones that were waiting,
like they'd already been let in,
but they're at the front door not going in yet.
They seemed very like,
oh my gosh, I'm better than everyone, a little bit.
But then when they came out though, everyone was so grateful and just like that was amazing and like
everyone I talked to was like oh I just feel bad for all these people that I had to go in.
I want to know what happened in that bathroom. Can we confirm that Lorde was in the toilet?
Yes she was in the toilet. She wasn't there so it wasn't like you go in there and there's just a
speaker, Ui Byrne playing some Lorde music. There's some guy with a mustache being like
alright guys here we go, track four.
I talked to some people that got to go in.
Because that would be somehow less weird
than seeing Lorde in a public toilet.
You know, like...
It's so true.
I'd be way more disappointed if it was just some dude
playing songs from the album.
Like, you know, because it was Lorde, very exciting.
Claude put on her investigative journalist hat at Lorde
and talked to some of the people there.
They said they're in a bathroom stall.
Like she's performing in a bathroom stall.
She did an Instagram Live where she was in the bathroom
showing people the song.
She's putting a bunch of people into the woman's bathroom
and then she's doing like a little personal
one-on-one concert, so cool.
Apparently she, when everyone walked in, it was dark
and no one had their phones
and she literally came out of a cubicle.
What?
Oh my god, I'm so here for this.
Like, surprise, bitch.
I'm so here for it.
It's me, Lord.
Surprise, there's women's toilets at the YMCA.
You know what's fun?
Any woman knows that the girls' bathroom.
It's the best place to bond with people.
Oh, you just bond like crazy.
It's where you make lifelong friends. In a woman's bathroom, yeah. People talked place to bond with people. Oh you just bond like crazy in a woman's bathroom.
Yeah. People talked about how they got in. Sign up to a thing and then you get a text like
are you keen to come to this thing and Kat replied so keen and then we put our names on the list and
then we didn't realise it was going to be so small. They were like 25 30 Yeah, and this is what happened inside. She just played us some new songs and one old song and
We just all dance here that and she was so lovely just hugged everyone and it was such a vibe
It was so sick. Do you know about this new Lorde project is how much she's embracing her old music as well
A lot of artists when they put out a new thing it'll be it's all about the new music. Don't talk about the old music.
Yeah and obviously is all about the new music but her old stuff is so powerful as well and just
dropping little bits of that in. From outside I could hear a little bit of it I could make out
what was that I heard her play that and then I heard her play ribs. Well I heard it was ribs.
That was the good one. Yeah so jealous. Everyone outside when that was playing was like, no!
How did you guys know where it was if you didn't get the text of the invite?
There were a couple of leaked screenshots that were going around Twitter and TikTok
and all of that.
And so we kind of saw one person say, hey, it's at the YMCA.
And we're like, well, we're heading there.
Well, if you guys want any, the only other information that we have here at ZM
There's a strong rumor. She is going to be at the New Zealand Music Awards tonight
Which is happening at the Viaduct Event Center. The rumor is she's gonna perform. The rumor is she's here to perform
Yeah, you're right. We don't know. She is nominated for single of the year with Charlie XCX. Yep
But that would be so amazing if she debuted this single. The single drops at 4 o'clock, so we'll have it at 4 o'clock and then why wouldn't she
jump on stage?
And she performs that single literally tonight at the New Zealand Music Awards.
Yeah.
I'll wait outside.
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The Tea, live from LA with Dee McCarthy.
Dean Lindsay Lohan has finally commented on her new face.
Yes and here's what she said. She said that I'm sorry I can barely even, I can't actually tell this story without laughing.
This is the biggest load of BS I've ever read in all my days.
But here's what she said. She said, obviously, after having a son, my skin changed. I got very
sensitive. I started to really take care of my skin. I had
green juice, ice, cold water, pickle beets, among other things,
as the key to my radiant look. Okay. Now, notice I'm not being
hateful. I'm not being hateful. I'm just being real.
Is she saying, Dean, are you telling me
that she is claiming that skincare is to thank for her new look?
Yeah, and celery juice and water.
Well, I drink celery juice and water,
and I don't look 20 years longer.
Like, here's what she's probably, if I was to put money on it,
she's probably had a lower face, lower face plane lift,
where you don't touch the eyes or anything above the nose,
it's just a little lower,
so that way you don't get that weird cat eye look thing.
So she's totally had something done,
but it's okay, I'm not being hateful.
No, no, yeah.
It's amazing.
No, you're not being hateful,
but it is, to be honest,
this actually pisses me off quite a lot,
because there's a real problem with...
I don't mind people going and getting work done. If it makes you feel good, go and do what you want to do.
I'm all for it. It's your body and if it makes you feel good, great.
But when celebrities like deliberately come out and lie about it, in my opinion,
it sets such an unrealistic standard for
you know the rest of the world and people watching videos of her or photos
and it's dangerous in my opinion. If you're happy to be celebrated for your
looks and interviews like this, just be honest. Then you've got to be honest you can't lie
you can't pretend that it's beetroot juice. Because then you know all these
other women around the world will be like oh I'm gonna do this and I'm gonna do that and then they feel
my body weight and beetroot juice and they feel horrible about themselves
because it hasn't had the drastic change that Lindsay Lohan had and they've done
all the same thing so I don't know. So yeah can I talk crisis? Can I tell you what something like that was hot?
Yeah. So she's probably born to, there's like three big doctors in LA and probably about, that's
like a hundred and twenty thousand dollar facelift.
Is that US?
That's what it looks like.
Yes, US.
So that would be about, what, a hundred and seventy thousand?
Yeah.
Or if not more.
Almost two hundred grand.
Two hundred grand facelift.
Yeah.
I mean it's a very nice new face.
She looks great and that's not the issue and if she's had work done, great, I'm happy for her.
But when you lie and set this unrealistic standard
for the rest of the work, oh, it just annoys me.
The ZM Podcast Network.
They're cracking down in Japan on the trending,
the trending times of naming your kids really unique things.
For example, Pudding.
Pikachu.
Pikachu.
Some people have even named their kids Devil.
Devil, yeah.
You can call your kid whatever you want.
You just give them an official name.
Give them the name Jason,
and then you can call them Robocop if you want.
You know?
Yeah.
Technically, yes.
Very few kids are actually going to check their own birth certificate.
That's a parenting hack for you guys.
Not many kids will go and check to see what their spelling is.
If you want to put a random P in the middle of Andrew, you can.
You can.
I would advise not to.
Think of your children.
Eli, we're thinking of your children.
Your daughter has a weird name. Yeah, it's ironic. Wait, your daughter's name is ironic? No, it's ironic.
Sironic? I was gonna say that's ironic. Yeah, where does sironic come from?
So I thought about it, I was in a rave and I thought about it. Yeah, okay.
That makes sense Eli.
It's like a mixture between siren, so like the Greek mythological mermaid thing that tricks men and sonic so to speak.
And psychedelics.
Or the hedgehog.
Can we just confirm the spelling of
Sironic? So P-S-Y-R-O-U-N-I-T. Yeah right. Sironic. If I looked at that I would
probably pronounce it Sironic. But if you told me her name was Sironic I
would have thought S not P. What's her nickname Eli? Si. Si. Si. Si. Cool. That's exactly what we were looking for Eli. Never heard that name before. That's a very unique name.
Someone's texted in and they said, we named our son Zaya. Z-Y-A-H. People often ask where it came from and we made it up.
There you go. Unique. What about this one? I grew up with a boy called Moth. Was that his real name?
Yeah.
Like was that his name on his birth certificate?
It's quite helpful though because whenever his parents
were trying to get him to come in for dinner,
they just turned the outside light on.
And just put the torch out there.
Yeah, just turned the light on.
They don't even have to call his name.
He just comes straight to the front door.
No, he just lands.
He just buzzes around the...
Leaves dust everywhere inside though.
Alicia's here.
Hi Alicia. Hi Alicia.
Hello.
Your friend at school's got a weird name.
Their name's Quallington.
Quallington?
Quallington.
Yeah.
Like Wellington, but Quall.
Yeah, pretty much.
Boy or a girl, Alicia?
It's a boy.
A boy, Quallington?
Nah, never heard that name before. Nice kid? Yeah, I think, yeah, he's pretty boy. A boy. Quallington? I've never heard that name before.
Nice kid.
Yeah, I think, yeah, he's pretty nice.
What do you nickname him, Alicia?
I just call him Quallington.
You just call him Quallington.
Full name Quallington.
He's a full name kind of kid.
God, your name, Alicia, I mean, there's six letters in there, hard enough to learn how
to write your own name.
Imagine if you had to learn to write Quallington, Alicia.
Yeah, that would be pretty crazy.
That would be wild.
It'd take him probably half an hour
every time he does a test.
He's like, Quall.
We're asking what's the weirdest name
that you've come across.
Someone said, I work at-
All right, test is over.
He's like, I just finished my name.
I work with a guy called Horizon,
spelled H-O-R-Y-Z-O-N. Horizon? That looks
like horizontal to me but they said it's pronounced horizontal. You wouldn't want to get those
mixed up. Horizon, sorry. Horizon. Jesus Christ. Blair's here. Hi Blair. Hi Blair. How are
you guys? Good thanks. You've taught some kids with very unique names.
Yeah, a couple of great, I know they're cool kids too, but one was pronounced Deardre,
but it was spelled Dr. Dre.
Deardre.
Deardre.
La dee da dee da.
Boom boom boom.
It's the mother f***er.
Oh, oh.
Oh jeez.
Yep.
Didn't expect that, Blair.
No.
And now I'm left on my own.
Kids on my own in day time.
Yep, yep.
Sorry about that, Blair. I now I'm left on my own.
Yep, yep, sorry about that Blair.
I do apologize.
I'm really sorry.
I was too focused on trying to do the De'adre bit of the gag and I forgot to censor the
other bit.
Well, I'll move it along.
The other kid was called Cha-ching, which I think is a great name.
Ka-ching.
And I'm just not going to comment on that one. Don't do the, don't do the chingy song.
That is the swear word in it.
Don't do that, we don't trust you anymore.
Tooties Mike off Claude.
That's shocking.
Tooties Mike off.
That was shocking, thanks Blair.
I like how the true professional Blair was where he goes,
I'm gonna move this right along and we appreciate you Blair.
At least someone had control.
I think I get away with one a year in my contract.
We're up to two.
Yeah.
It's not even June.
You at least have one a year.
That was probably the worst one I've heard though.
That was the worst one.
And I know.
But at least we're not making a big deal out of it.
I know when it happens as radio announcers,
we're meant to just keep going
and not stay on it like we are right now.
But this is way more fun for me anyway. We're never gonna now. But this is way more fun for me.
Anyway, it's way more fun for me.
One more. This one says my name is Yolanta.
I go by Lanter.
I'm always called Adler Atlanta.
I also had a boss who didn't like my name and couldn't say it.
So she just called me Jolene instead.
I'd call you my Lanter. Yeah, I get my Lan instead. I'd call you Mylanta.
Yeah I get Mylanta. Mylanta, Yolanta, that's quite fun.
My partner's name is Graydon, no one has ever heard of it. He gets Graham, Gordon, but never
Graydon. Graydon.
G-R-A-D-O-N. Yeah that's quite unique, I don't think I've
heard that before. What about this? I know different people with kids called Roulette,
twins called Benson and Hedges,
and another set of twins called Evo and Giza.
What the actual F?
What part of the country do you live in?
Who, what, okay, let's play a game.
Out of all those kids' names,
which one would you most want
and which one would you least want?
So it's
roulette yeah Benson hedges Evo and Gizzo. I want Benson yeah it's a normal name
and which one would you least want Gizzo. Gizzo a lot? yeah hey Gizzo as well
Gizzo, Gizzo bite. And finally I work with a German guy called Jack Mahoff. No you don't.
Probably does, we don't know. Could be real. Bre and Clint. ZM. It's ZM's Bre and Clint
podcast. Time to play What's the Plot? Once upon a time there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic.
Not really. But picking a movie title based on just the plot line.
That she can do.
Bree and Clintz. What's the plot?
Our famous movie guessing game where if you can beat Bree today, you'll win $150.
Amy, good afternoon.
Hi Amy. Hi, how are you? Good thank you. Have
you played before? No I haven't. What's your favorite kind of movie Amy? Oh god comedy.
Comedy. Yeah comedy. Okay there's some comedies in here. What's the category? I'll give the category to you last.
So we're all, no one's got any time to do any research.
The rules, first of all, I read out movie plot lines
and you buzz in with your name to have a guess
as soon as you think you know what it is, Amy.
Don't wait for me to finish.
Just go for it.
And the first person to give me two correct answers
is going home a winner today.
Good luck, Amy.
Thank you. You too.
Our theme, because Lorde is now doing surprise concerts in toilets,
movies with famous bathroom scenes.
Oh, OK.
Here we go. Good luck.
Movie number one, two days before his wedding,
The Groom and three friends
drive to...
Bri.
The hangover.
The hangover's correct.
No.
Do you know the bathroom scene?
The bathroom scene in that.
Oh, the tiger.
Zach Galifianakis peeing next to a tiger.
Yeah, and it's, what's his name's tiger
that they've stolen.
Mike Tyson.
Yes. Yeah, you know Yeah you know it Amy.
It's not a quick and free though.
Were you there though Amy? No. No. You got this one Amy, this is you.
Yeah.
Movie number two. Two best friends stumble across a suitcase full of money left behind in their car by a woman who was on her way to the airport.
The pair decide to go to Aspen to return the money.
Brie.
Dumb and Dumber.
Dumb and Dumber is correct.
One of my favourite movies ever.
Good on you. I had no clue.
Oh Amy, bless you. You're such a good sport and we've got a consolation prize, 50kfc chicken
dollars coming your way.
Oh thank you.
No worries and call back and play anytime.
Awesome thanks. Do you know the bathroom scene?
The bathroom yes where he walks into
the service station and he gets beaten up.
Oh and there's also the one where he
really takes the Lexibus, rides the porcelain bus and takes the laxatives and can't get off the toilet.
It's for you, yeah.
And it won't flush.
Yes.
Oh.
And he pulls it out the windows.
It's ZM's Brinklin podcast.
Last night our beloved Queensland Maroons went down to the New South Wales Blues in State
of Origin Game 1.
I say our beloved.
I mean
I love them because I just picked a team when I was younger. You're actually from Queensland
and your mum is possibly the most diehard Queensland fan there is.
Oh she's been wearing the full Queensland tracksuit for the past fortnight in the lead
up to State of Origin. This is like her super bowl, it's like her
Christmas, it's her birthday, it's all everything rolled into one. That's how much it means
to her.
She takes it very seriously. So after a loss like last night, we need to put in a welfare
check. We need to call your mum and see how she's doing.
I don't think she's going to be good. Should we say things on purpose to get a rise out
of it? We'll see how we go. Claude can you connect the call now? Oh she's here.
Mumadai, good afternoon. Hi Mum. Still. Mum, you can't say it the day after we lose.
Oh mate I can, it's not after the third game, it's only after the first one. Okay so you have not lost the faith?
Absolutely not. How was how was the temperature in the room last night while
you and Big Steve were watching the game? Give us paint us a picture of the vibe.
Well all I can tell you is that it was very cold outside but it was very hot inside. Okay. I don't want to, I don't want to. Just the two of you?
I don't know, we don't need her to elaborate. Mum, in your opinion, should that have been a penalty
try, yes or no? Absolutely yes, any day of the week. Clint's saying no. A penalty try. Clint's been walking
around here saying definitely not a penalty try. He doesn't know what he's saying no. Clint's been walking around here saying definitely not a penalty try.
He doesn't know what he's talking about.
Javier Coates Clint on any day of the week will score that with one finger. I'm telling you now
he is an amazing athlete and for him to be taken out in midair and I mean that's a penalty
in itself.
Why do we do this?
Claudia was saying that Billy Slater's out of his depth that he doesn't know what he's
doing.
Are you joking?
She also said that Daily Cherry Evans needs to go to an old people's home.
Brianna!
I didn't say it! It was Claudia! Cherry Evans needs to go to an old people's home. Oh Brianna!
She, I didn't say it.
It was Claudia.
Oh Claudia, Jesus that's it.
You're excommunicated from ever coming across the...
I don't even know enough about this to defend myself.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know that's bad.
Bri was at a bar last night with Laura McGoldrick and Laura McGoldrick had a vintage New South
Wales Blues jersey on.
Bri had some photos wearing it.
Yeah, I put it on mum.
Oh Brianna, that's it.
I'm not coming over.
That's it.
It's all over.
You think she's joking, but she's actually not joking if that was true.
What would you do if one of your children came out to you as a New South Wales Blues supporter?
Oh, it's all over. I've only had two children.
What, you'd disown us?
Mum, is that what would do it? That's what would do it for you?
You'd be like, no, you're strange. Oh come on guys I mean you know as someone said to me they
gave me an email today or one of the friends saying you wait until they've
won eight and I said well I won't have to wait because it'll never happen.
That's for sure. Yeah them fighting words from mumaday.
Alright we just wanted to check in and see you're alright and that you're still
fighting the good fight and that you've still got hope, Mama Di.
I wanted to go on record.
Yeah.
That if they don't, oh gee I don't know.
Oh, are you making a bet?
Oh yeah, if they don't win the next one, I could actually do, oh no I better not say
that.
Go on, go on, you've come this far.
Are you going to shave your head?
No, something far worse than that.
What?
Far worse.
What are you going to do?
I'll run down the middle of Auckland
for a nerdy run.
Oh!
Okay.
That's how confident I am
that they'll win the next one.
We are setting up a give-a-little page for the New South Wales Blues as we speak.
Wait, what street could she do this in?
Queen Street.
Queen Street?
Yeah.
She'll get arrested.
There's not a particular street in Auckland where it's okay to run down the middle of
the street, no.
Yeah.
No, Brianna, I won't get arrested, but they'll ask me the eye and what have I got on.
There's an image.
All right mum, I think we'll leave it there.
Queenslander.
Queenslander.
Thank you mum.
It's true what they say about those filthy Queenslanders.
Oh, you can't trust them. Play Zaydeem's Bri and Clint. Thank you mum. It's true what they say about those filthy Queenslanders.
Can't trust them.
Play Zedines, Bree and Clint.
We're on the search for the greatest wonder of the 2010s.
We're gonna see if we can figure it out as a group, as a people.
Yesterday we had some great contenders like the Far East movement.
Like Icona Pop.
And Fun. And today we're going to focus on Kiwi One Hit Wonders of the 2010s.
Yeah, we don't want to miss them out because if this is a real actual test we need every
one hit wonder in there.
The controversy with doing Kiwi ones is...
They could be listening. They could be listening. New Zealand's a very
small place. There's a high chance we know the people. And on the face of it, being called
a wonder is an insult, isn't it? Well, it's always meant to be. But I don't look at it
as an insult. But I mean, I'm also not a musician.
Yeah. I haven't poured years of my life into
my craft only to be reduced down to one song. So I totally get why it is an
insult. But some artists had one song which was was just stratospherically
bigger than their other songs that eclipsed their entire catalogue like the kids of 88.
Banga.
It's a great song. This is a Kiwi track and you'd have to argue that they were a huge one.
They were very very successful this song. One hit wonder from the 2010s.
From the year 2010 as well. So just made it in. Um, I mean, when you talk about X Factor,
you're often, shows like X Factor and New Zealand Idol
are often setting you up to be a one hit wonder.
Yeah, normally, yeah.
So the original X Factor winner,
Jackie Thomas, would have to be a contender
for the greatest Kiwi one hit wonder of the 2010s.
But if we keep holding on I know we'll get back to the surface greatest Kiwi one hit wonder of the 2010s. Oh, banger. Great voice.
Fantastic song, fantastic voice. We never heard any more music from her though.
I wonder where she is. I think, I think, I don't think there's anything sinister. I
think she just went back to her regular life. Yeah right. I think the fame thing
was a bit overwhelming maybe. Fair enough. But I don't know there's anything sinister, I think she just went back to her regular life. Yeah, right. I think the fame thing was a bit overwhelming maybe.
Fair enough.
But I don't know that for a fact.
Um, who remembers Ginny Blackmore?
Hey girl, you're the prettiest thing my eyes have ever seen.
I do.
Come and lay your bones.
Incredible voice.
Lovely voice.
Come and lay your bones.
Um, had a tough time being famous Ginny Blackmore at the same time as Gin Wigmore.
Yeah, that's so hard. What are the odds?
Yeah, what are the chances?
That there's two people at the same time with the same name that's quite unique.
The next one I want to put forward is one of the biggest Kiwi One Hit Wonders of the
2010s. Actually only features a Kiwi. And the Kiwi on it is definitely not a One Hit Wonders of the 2010s actually only features a Kiwi and the
Kiwi on it is definitely not a one-hit wonder he's got multiple hits but the
other guy did we ever hear from Timmy Trumpet again?
Tell me where the freak's at
Savage not a one-hit wonder but Timmy Trumpet and Savage
Timmy Trumpet I saw him at a university party one time. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me
just have a look. Songs. Is there any other songs in the system from him?
Because he was big for a while, wasn't he? He actually has another song in our system
with Savage called Deja Vu.
Here's another song in our system with Savage called Deja Vu.
Oh, this sounds familiar.
No, it doesn't. Banger though.
Banger? Sounds like freaks.
I quite liked it.
Everlunch City.
I just think of that ad.
I heard your heart say love, love, love.
What was the ad?
Was it a Coca Cola ad?
I feel like this is on an ad.
It was definitely on an ad.
Yeah.
Love, love, love.
Collin, do you remember what ad this was for?
Oh, it's giving me insurance or something.
I'll have a look.
It's giving insurance.
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
Dave Baxter was the guy.
Home insurance. And he's was the guy. Home insurance.
And he's a fantastic musician.
The album was phenomenal,
but that's the song you think of, isn't it?
It's a great song.
That's gotta be a contender for the greatest
Kiwi one hit wonder of all time.
What have we missed off this list?
Cause we're doing the 2010s.
I know there's people texting through
different one hit wonders, but.
Yeah, this is, yeah.
Cause or else, yeah, it's too big to tackle all at once.
So we're just doing from the 2010s the biggest One Hit Wonder from the 2010s
anything else
What there's one other? Oh
There's one other and
Ross boss put him forward to us as a One Hit Wonder. Yes
His biggest this is his biggest song by far, but the guys catalog is massive. What about Kings?
This song
Was huge over in Australia
It's one of the biggest songs to come out of New Zealand during the 2010s. Yes
massive
Fantastic song And arguably a
victim of his own success there because it was so big. So what happened to
Kali Rae Jepsen? But I mean he produced our song. Yeah, yeah so technically. So maybe
he doesn't count. And to be honest I don't think he's done yet. I think he's
got plenty more to come. I saw Kings perform that song last night. Did you?
Yeah. It was good?
It still bangs.
It's such a good song.
Yeah, absolutely slaps.
Let's throw it open again, okay?
It can be Kiwi or it can be international as well,
if these are the ones that we haven't thought of yet.
But we've gotta lock this list down
by the end of the week, don't we?
Yes, we sure do.
Some good suggestions coming through on the text machine.
So it can be Kiwi, One Hit Wonder from the 2010s,
or it can be just any One Hit Wonder from the 2010s
that you think needs to be on the list.
It's got to have come out between 2010 and the end of 2019.
Yes.
If you want to put it forward, now is the time to do it.
ZM's Brie and Clint Podcast.
We're putting together the list of the greatest
One Hit Wonders of the 2010s.
We've just been shining a bit of a spotlight
on the best Kiwi One Hit Wonders of the 2010s, like the kids of 88. I just think of C4 every time I hear this.
It's such a good song. Someone let us know we were trying to figure it out.
Avalanche City was the new world song Claudia. Yeah I knew I recognized it.
Claudia was like is it an insurance company?
It was something.
Just makes you think of an ad.
Let's focus on the Kiwis first.
There's a lot of texts coming in suggesting Dane Rumble's Cruel.
Not in the 2010s.
Was it not?
Was it?
No, it definitely was.
Let me just double check. Yeah. Was in 2010.
Was 2010 but my argument would be he had other hits he had this with Jay Williams.
So I'm gonna veto Dane Rumble. I mean I don't have the power to veto it but I would.
He means too much to you, eh? Yeah. You can't do that to him.
No it's not that because Kings means the same amount to me.
So I think he had more than one. He had more than one.
Yeah, so if you are listening and you're wondering what the hell we're doing,
we're gonna collate all of the top one-hit wonders from the 2010s,
as decided by us, you guys can text them through on 9696
and then we're gonna vote next week on our social media.
You guys will vote.
We've got a huge list already.
Okay, so if your song doesn't get mentioned right now,
don't worry, it may already be on the list.
It's probably already on the list.
The other Kiwis that are getting added to the list,
I mean, this was already on there,
but we have to bring it up in the Kiwi category, Gautier and Kimbra.
Now you're just somebody that I used to know.
Enormous.
One of the world's biggest wonders.
I think so, of the 2010s.
Not Kiwis but Aussies.
Shepard.
Oh say, Geronimo, say Geronimo.
Yeah.
It's a good one. It's in the same category.
Someone suggested Babysitter's Circus, which was Jason Kerrison from Op Shop's Other Bands.
Don't know it?
Not super familiar with that one.
We did have suggestions for De Harmo, he's from 2005.
And we had suggestions for Smash Proof Brother, that's from 2009.
Yeah, so they're not eligible.
Did you get the Duck Sauce one?
We did get Duck Sauce, yeah.
One Hit Wonder.
This is going in. We're out of the Kiwis now.
This is going in.
People want Fight song included.
Cue the emotional power points that people have made about any special moment.
Anyone who fractured their leg and made it back onto the sports field.
Yolanda Be Cool goes on the list
of the greatest one-hit wonders of the 2010s.
I love this.
And then it reminds me of The Inbetweeners.
People suggesting Guy Williams, The Pigeon Song.
Yeah, we don't have audio of it,
but yeah, that could be included.
Yeah.
People saying Titanium.
Oh, yeah.
Come on home.
Yes. The band that was made at the Edge radio station. The boy band, yeah. Come on home. Yes.
The band that was made at the Edge radio station.
The boy band, yeah.
Yeah.
One Hit Wonder?
Megan Pepper's husband.
That's right.
Yes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they can go on the list, absolutely.
Best deal goes on the list.
But if you close your eyes.
Oh, L.
One Hit Wonder's one time headliners of Rhythm and Vines.
Yep.
Gotta be on the list.
Do you remember Kevin Rudolph?
Banger.
When was this from?
Claudia, can you check? Can you Google that?
The Harlem Shake.
In the same category as like,
we speak no Americano.
Yeah.
And.
But this is the original dance challenge.
That's right, yeah.
And I'm gonna have to,
I'm gonna have to veto Kevin Rudolph.
Why?
Was he outside the parameters?
2008.
Oh.
But just a solid banger.
Wow.
It is a banger, but glad that we checked.
We're not putting, we're not putting
someone's come to the
Pellin Ibiza guy in.
We're not putting
Who's that?
Mike Posner?
Mike Posner.
No, he had more than one hit.
He's two hit wonder.
He took a Pellin Ibiza.
And cooler than me.
And he was cooler than me.
Both big hits.
Yeah, yeah.
Someone is questioning whether Shep. Both big hits. Yeah, yeah. Someone is questioning
whether Shepard had more hits. Okay. What's in the system for Shepard? Because
this is how we deliberate and then we all can decide. Because I mean I know
some other songs are theirs but I live down the road from them so I feel like
I'm too close to it.
Claudie's loving it. Yeah, Claudie loves a lot of weird shit though.
Anything else in there?
No, that's about it for Shepard.
Okay.
We can do some research around that.
We'll do our research, make sure that we got it right.
Keep them coming in, 9696.
A one-hit wonder that came out between the year 2010 and 2019
is what we need from you guys to compete to be crowned
the greatest one-hit wonder of the 2010s.
More people on the text machine asking,
have you guys put yourselves in it?
This was asked yesterday and the answer to your question is,
well, yes. Yeah. Yes yes I think we are gonna put
ourselves in it are we? Well if you guys want us in there then yes.
Reached the number one spot on iTunes back in 2019 send it from the Hot Mess
Express aka our DJ, Jua.
But remember we've got more music coming, so.
Hey, like, we're not finished.
We just hit pause.
Yeah, yeah, exactly right.
Oh, banger.
Okay, thanks.
You can keep texting your suggestions in,
and we're gonna switch over to birthday banger mode next.
Yep.
There it is, Brian and Franklin. Still lots of great suggestions for the greatest one hit
wonder of the 2010s coming through like this one from Azalea Banks.
Banger. And then nothing else. A lot of controversy. Yeah she's a real blow out in the end, eh?
Yeah, she causes a lot of havoc.
No more hits though.
Put that in contention. Right now let's do a birthday banger.
Alright, let's do a birthday banger time.
Number one song when you turn 16.
All of these will be hits, but probably most of them not won here wonders.
Yeah, Bella's here to play. Hi, Bella. Hi, Bella hi Bella hi Bella hi how are you Bella what have you been doing today I'm good um I've
been at school you've been at school okay yes and I've got the school production what
are you guys doing yeah what show are you doing we're doing Legally Blonde oh my god, so fun. Who are you playing? Um, Enid Hoopes.
Enid Hoopes?
Yes.
Which one was that in the movie?
I don't know if you'll know. She was like one of the Harvard nerds.
I know who you're talking about, yes.
Um, fun Bella. What a great production today.
Yeah, that's awesome Bella.
If you're at school doing a school production, your birthday banger is going to be very recent,
but let's do it.
What's your date of birth?
The 19th of November, 2008.
Right, that means Bella you were 16 last year in 2024
on the 19th of November.
And so last year, this was number one.
I said I was a liar, played it, think I lost it.
Said that I was fine, said it from the coffin.
We literally just played it. We just played it. That's so true Gracie Abrams, are you a Gracie fan Bella?
Yes I am, I went to her concert. No way!
Well you've got a great birthday banger, well done. Perfect. Such a good one.
Let's go and do Melinda's birthday banger. Hello Melinda. Hi Melinda. Hello.
What have you been doing today? Just working.
Working, same old same old Melinda. Indeed. What is your birthday?
March 1988. Alright that means you were 16 in 2004. We've done our calculations Melinda and here's your birthday banger. I don't know what it is that makes me feel like this
I don't know who you are but you must be some kind of love
One in Wonder, yeah.
But from 2004.
Yeah, yeah.
It's Jamelia, superstar. Melinda, you gotta love that one.
I do love it, it's a great act.
It's a banger.
Great sing, great sing, Star Trek.
Yeah, it's a great song.
Okay, yeah. Wait there Mel Yeah, it's a great song.
Yeah, wait there Melinda,
we're gonna do one more birthday banger for Sam.
Hi Sam.
Hi Sam.
Hi.
What have you been doing today Sam?
Working.
Oh yeah.
Well doing what, what do you do for work?
I engrave trophies and make trophies and yeah.
Cool.
That is a different kind of job Sam, that's fun.
That's so interesting. What's the weirdest thing you've been asked to engrave?
We've had people's wedding rings. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Do you get nervous to engrave stuff like that?
Yeah, especially like things that are so sentimental because you can't really replace them.
Yeah. Okay Sam, let's do your birthday banger.
What's your date of birth?
27th of February, 99.
Alright, that means, Sam, you were 16 in 2015.
And on that day, this was number one.
I love me like you do.
I love me like you do.
Like you do.
I love me like you do.
Ellie Golding.
From 50 Shades of Grey, right? It sure was. Sam do you like it? Yeah it's good.
It's a good one. It is a good one. Hey Sam is your like dream like the
tippity top of your industry to be the person that sits behind the scenes at
the Australian Open waiting to engrave the trophy after the Grand Final?
The Rugby World Cup.
The Rugby World Cup, is that your dream?
There's too much pressure for me.
I agree.
It's on camera as well.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Too much pressure.
Wait there Sam, we've got to decide between Jamelia, Ellie Golding and Gracie Abrams.
I vote Jamelia.
Me too.
Yeah.
Yeah, let's go do some Jamelia for Melinda.
Melinda.
Melinda, well done. You're the winner of birthday banger today.
Woohoo!
It's for you Mel.
She's a one hit wonder from 2004.
He's superstar on ZM Brian Clint.
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birthday banger for Melinda, that was
number one in 2004. The suggestions for
the greatest one hit wonder of the 2010s
continue to roll in. Someone texted and
said we should put Vance Joy Riptide in there.
Definitely on the list. 2013. Big hit. Someone asked if Cody Simpson is
eligible for Pretty Brown Eyes. And he is. It's 2013. We just have to agree that Cody
Simpson was a one hit wonder. And doesn't have any other songs that are at that status. What about, I love
this suggestion, Chris Renee Young Homie. Do you remember that? Yes. Such a good
song. From X Factor America? Yeah, it only, fun fact, it only went to number one in
New Zealand. Really? Yeah. Okay. We were the only place that gave him a number one hit and
he came down here, he was very grateful for it.
Put it in. Yep, put it on the list.
Um, you can keep your text coming in 9696.
A lot of people suggesting that Bastille, well not a lot of people, some people suggesting Bastille is not a one hit wonder. Some very passionate Bastille fans.
And we love the passion.
And this is what it's about. You stand up for it.
It is about passion.
They're saying they're not a one hit wonder.
What about things we lost in the fire?
Is it a hit?
This is what we have to deliberate on. Because if it is, if it is, then we have
to remove them and you're denying the people of possibly having this as the greatest one
hit wonder of the 2010s.
I just like that part. So just be careful what you ask for. Yeah, because if you say that other Bastille song is a hit,
then Shepard's other song is a hit then too.
I think Alexis Jordan might have been 2009.
Yes, it was in the 2000s.
But yeah, that's such a good song.
Guys, don't...
Happiness, Alexis Jordan.
And don't worry, we've got Gangnam Style,
we've got Rebecca Black, we've got Carly Rae Jipson. All of those are already in there. We haven't missed them, Alexis Jordan. And don't worry, we've got Gangnam Style, we've got Rebecca Black, we've got Carly Rae Jepsen,
all of those are already in there.
We haven't missed them, we promise.
Don't worry, but keep them coming through,
keep texting them through.
ZM's Bree and Clint podcast.
We're still being overrun by Best Deal fans who want them.
No, I love it, bring the passion on.
Yeah, they want Best Deal removed from the conversation
of being one of the great one hit wonders of the 2010s
Someone has bought up Bastille's collab they did with Marshmello
This was a hit
Happy hour was a hit
Was it Marshmello's song or was it Bastille's song and do you
Include collabs. Yeah Do you-Labs? That's a great question.
Or should we just move on because I mean it's only one song. You have to include Co-Labs otherwise
Kimber doesn't get in at all. Yeah true, true that's true and a lot of people fighting for
Kali Rae Jepsen as well saying she's not a one hit wonder. Get off the grass.
What's in the system for Kali Rae?
Um, the Owl City song fight, um, that they did together.
They did a collab.
Collab?
Mm-hmm, just collab.
Oh, okay, well then use our, okay, that's our own logic.
Maybe she, you really, you're not gonna have, you're not gonna have Kali Rae Jep Gibson as a contender for the greatest one wonder of the 2010s I think it would be a travesty if we
didn't include call me maybe for the contender for the biggest one hit wonder
of the 2010s yeah it would be so we just overlook some of the other songs that
she had so she can be in there um Speaking of songs and looking closely at songs,
I think I've got a gift.
You've been talking about this.
I, look, I wasn't blessed with any gifts until now.
I think I have this weird gift where,
look, I like Taylor Swift.
I wouldn't say I'm a die-hard Swifty, would you?
No.
You went to the Eris tour, but you're not crazy for her.
But I like her.
I support her, I like her music, went to the Eras Tour.
I think I have a gift where I can tell the difference
just by listening, just to my ear,
whether it's Taylor's version or the stolen version.
Big call.
I reckon I can do it.
Because fans pride themselves on the fact that they're virtually indistinguishable, right?
That she did such a good job re-recording her catalogue that you can't tell. I think I can do it.
I think to my ear I can hear the differences. We've had Claudia load up a range of Taylor Swift songs
from albums all of which have had a Taylor's version released.
I really hope this goes well, I'm gonna have to follow my sword.
And you'll need to tell us whether it's an original or a Taylor's version.
Okay. Alright. Let's start with Red. Taylor's version or original version?
Taylor's version, lock it in.
Good start!
That is Taylor's version.
Come on!
Okay, next.
Your next challenge?
Yes.
Bad Blood. Bad Blood is from The Reputation.
Claudia?
It's from 1989.
Is it?
Yeah.
The Outlier.
Not a true Swiftie.
We're not trying to trick you with any of these.
Okay, okay.
So I was like, she hasn't released that
Can I hear just from the start one more time
You think that's Taylor's version
I actually am doing okay. Okay. Okay. let's go with you belong with me
Original. Original? Yeah. Taylor's version. Oh okay this is the original I wear shorts, skirts, I wear t-shirts, she's cheer-capping and I'm on the plane
I've got too confident.
You're at 66% at the moment. Let's see if we can bump that up with
We Are Never Getting Back Together.
We are never ever ever getting back together
We are never ever ever getting back together. We are never ever ever getting back together.
You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me.
Taylor's version.
Taylor's version or original?
Taylor's version.
That's an original.
Bugger.
Oh no.
Is it down to 50-50 now?
You're down to 50-50.
What do I need to get to actually?
We've only got one more for you.
Okay.
So I need to at least get this one.
You can end on 60-40.
Okay.
You can end with 60%.
It's not great.
Or you could end with 40%.
It's even worse.
Okay.
Here is, here's the biggie.
Lock in.
Here's the biggie.
Here's blank space.
So it's gonna be forever
Or it's gonna go down in pain
You can tell me when it's over
If the high was worth the pain
Go on my Starbucks lovers
They'll tell you I'm insane
Cause you know I love the players
And you love the girls
Cause we're young and we're red
Taylor's version. This was my favorite song. Or original. 1989. So I should get it. You
should get it. I think it's Taylor's version. It's Taylor's version. Yes! Thank God! So
you do have a skill. You're right. It's just not that good. You do have a skill. It's just
not as good as I thought it was. It's just, it's like Six Panther from Anchorman.
Works 60% of the time. It works every time.
All the time.
The ZM Podcast Network.
The one hit wonders, greatest one hit wonders of the 2010s argument rages on.
We talked about Kali Rae Gypsum. For us, Carly Rae Gypsum
was a no-brainer to go in there.
Might be one of the biggest one-hit wonders of all time.
And then we said, we were trying to figure out, because then Bestial came up
and people said, well he had another hit with Marshmallow and we were arguing, does a
Colab count?
I think you have to count it.
You have to count it which
means we would have to exclude Bastille and we'd have to exclude Carly Rae Jepsen
because she collabed on another hit with Al City.
You can just look past this one though Carly. If we don't look past it we have to exclude Fireflies as well.
But this is such a one-hit wonder, even though they both had another hit together, this is such
a one-hit wonder. I know that doesn't make sense but it's true. It is true. The two one-hit wonders
made one more hit together. Claudia? So make your life easier or harder that Fireflies is from 2009.
Oh, makes it easier.
Makes it easier, so it's out.
Oh, it's out.
Oh.
Well, of course it's out.
Carly Rae, I will die on the hill, I will die on the hill and argue to the death that
Carly Rae Jepsen, call me baby, has to be in it.
It doesn't feel right that she's not.
It has to be in it. What about her other mess that she's not. It has to be in it.
What about her other massive hit?
What's her other hit?
I Really Like You.
Oh, I Really Really Really Really Really Really Like You.
I Really Really Really Really Like You.
I Want It, I Want It.
I Really Really Really Really Really Really Like You.
I Want You.
Oh yeah, I mean it was popular.
Was it a hit though?
Oh, I really think that her song, Call Me Baby has to be in it.
I do too.
It has to be in it.
I do too.
We're putting our foot down on that one I think.
Can be a wild card.
Hey, people might not vote for it because you guys listening will get a chance to vote next week when all these songs go head to head. If you don't like it
vote it out. Yeah and then we're gonna send our list and our findings to
Rolling Stone. Yeah. Yeah and they'll pass it on to all of the artists that we have
called One Hit Wonders. Yeah and they'll be like, sat to our face.