ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 29th November 2022

Episode Date: November 29, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network And on the third day Christ arose and appeared to many Oh, my mic's not even on Let's start again And on the third day Christ arose and appeared to That's Easter, we're going into Christmas. No, but Claudia's back from the dead. Are you equating me to Christ?

Yeah. Thank you. I'm stepping away from this. Well, the photo that I made sure nobody saw yesterday, Claudia. Are we still talking about this? Yes, she looked dead because she was sick. No, no, no, no, no.

Don't dismiss it so easily. She looked so dead. She looked a little bit dead. She looked dead AF. I was grey. Yeah. My lips were blue at one point. Heck.

Yeah, you did look pretty sick. Anyway, she back. I'm back. And better than ever. Oh, no. She's back, bitch. Are you feeling sick still? A little back. I'm back. And better than ever. Oh, no. She's back, bitch. Are you feeling sick still? A little bit.

Oh. Yeah. See, on the show today, we talked a lot about vomiting, which was really cool, timely for me. Are you going to be good for wet pussy shots this Friday in Tauranga? Hell yeah. That gives me shock every time you say that. Sorry.

Because we're not in Australia. All our Australian podcast listeners wouldn't have even flinched at that. Very much flinched. But it's not a super common thing here. I feel like it's gay. Sounds aggressive coming from Clint. Okay, that's fair.

Okay. Wet pussy. What about damp vagina shit? No, that's better. Stop it. That's not, no, Clint. No. Moist minge.

I want to leave. Ah, Claudia! Stop it. Moist Minj. I want to leave. Ah! Stop it! Moist Minj. Oh! Shut up! Okay, moving on very quickly. I want to come back on Monday,

and I want to have a good wild story from Friday. You want to get wild. Or do you want to go 100? I can't. I've gotten too wild. I've really gotten so wild. Bree has wild-xiety from the last Friday O'Keefe Hamilton. And you two both missed out. No, I didn really gotten so wild. Brie has wild anxiety from the last Friday Oki in Hamilton.

And you two both missed out. No, I didn't get to go. And also last Thursday I got wild. Oh yes. And when I say wild One a week though. Like Friday Oki in Hamilton I got wild. We got home at four in the morning. No you didn't. In Hamilton. What? The bars closed at 2.30. I want to know where you were.

I got confused. I think I was sleepwalking slash a little bit intoxicated and I was in the hotel bathroom and I couldn't get out for 10 minutes. Don't call it a hotel. It was a motel. I'm sorry, motel bathroom. And I couldn't and I mustn't have turned the light on when I went to the bathroom and then I couldn't figure out

how to get out for 10 minutes. She was in a vortex for an hour and a half. It was so scary. Oh, Brianna. Yeah, and then, oh, last Thursday. Let's just not talk about it. Yeah, so can we do it? When you won your TV award, yeah. Let's go. Well, bring the heat, Ella. You gotta lead the charge. It takes a ringleader

to cause a big night. I'll go shot for shot for you. Oh my gosh. See, I have three and I'm good. Every time you do a shot, I'll do a shot. I'll do three, that's it. That's why I'm making the bet with you because it's make it with her not with claudia she'll i could drink claudia under the table as well you probably could i'm a real lightweight ella do you want to debut your new joke on the podcast yes let me think about it uh didn't we work it out yeah got it got it okay let me try do this um everyone what do you call a kinky fruit i don't know what do you call a kinky fruit

dragon fruit a little bit gnashy no did i do it right? I don't know. A little bit nasty. I don't know if you did. No, what do you call a kinky pear? Nah. It's gone now. That's better. I think we got to. Oh, no, don't worry. I think it's what do you call a kinky pear?

Okay, everyone forget that. The place we got to was. A gnashy pear. A gnashy pear. What's the kinkiest fruit? What? A pear, because they're a little bit gnashy. A pear.

I feel like it wasn't good from the start to be honest it's not legs though there's something there all good jokes start somewhere that chicken one wasn't very good

when they first came up with it why did the chicken cross the road see you still remember it I don't even know if that's a real joke I don't get it either but I

I actually realised you know the saying type 5 did we talk about this or was it type 5 what's type 5 or tight 5 that I actually realised, you know the saying type five? Did we talk about this? Type five. What's type five? Or tight five. Type five, yeah.

What's that? The rugby term. No, no, no, no. Like when you have your jokes and you've got type fives. Oh, your five minute set. That's a type five minute set. I thought it was you have five jokes. Oh, yeah.

I don't know what any of that is. A type five minutes. Yeah, five minutes stand up. Tight five. Tight five is also the name of the players numbered one through five in a rugby team. Epic. Tight five. Tight five.

It's also, it's also, no, don't worry. Stop. I know where you're going with this and I do not like it. It wasn't going to be dirty. It was just going to be dad level Oh I don't mind dad jokes I don't think you can out dad Ella today She's a little bit

Nashi Okay Good to have everybody back Hey don't okay me it's your joke That was the best Don't okay me I was here supporting you And then I love how you turned it around on him and be like, that was lame. Hey, who said that joke, Clint?

Okay, boomer me. You fucking millennial. Nah, Ellie guys, I love you. Bye. I'm coming in. Well, howdy, pilgrim. Man, I'm funny. What time is it?

One, two, three, two, one. It is Bree and Clint. Good afternoon, everybody. Welcome to the Bree and Clint show Clint, I am now an investigator Right, what are you investigating? Well there's one particular case that I'm on at the moment It's the only case And it's who's left a shoe in the women's bathroom Oh yeah, this is a weird mystery you told me about today.

Yeah, it's one shoe. One shoe. One singular shoe. Yeah. And it's been there since last week. And I don't know whose it is and why is it in there. Who leaves one shoe? One shoe.

What sort of shoe is it? Is it a gym shoe? Because I could kind of understand if you were getting dressed back into your work clothes after going to the gym at lunchtime. Yeah, I get that. But I couldn't understand if you were getting dressed back into your work clothes after going to the gym at lunchtime. Yeah, I get that. But I couldn't understand if it was there all week. It is one Doc Martin boot. Oh, that's Cam Mansell's.

Oh, it could be. No, it's in the women's bathroom. Oh, yeah. And it's too small. I've already checked. It's like a size eight or nine. Doc Martin boot. Doc Martin boot.

No laces. I would start with the Gen Zs if I were you. Let's go to producer Ella. Ella, you're a Gen Z female. Do you own a pair of Doc Martin boots? Yeah, I'm wearing them right now. Both of them? Yeah.

Show me the other one. There you go. In case she's got both. How classic that she's wearing a pair right now. Yeah, I know. Damn, did I just become an investigator as well? I'm piecing the right now. Yeah, I know. Damn, did I just become an investigator as well? I'm piecing the puzzle together. Yeah, I mean...

It feels like I've made more inroads in this case than you. Yeah, I know. And I've only been on it for 45 seconds. I mean, same. Right. Same. We're learning as we go. Have you left the evidence in place?

Yeah, I've left it there. Have you photographed it? Yes, I have. Did you draw an outline around it? I'm going to booby trap it. I'm going to put an Apple Air tag on it and then I'm going to find out who picks it up. No one's going

to steal it because it's one boot. Producer Claude said if it was her size she would take it. What are you going to do with one boot? I don't know. I feel like I could maybe find another one down the line. You're one of those people. My dad had a garage full of stuff like that. He was Yeah, you always come across with scavengers.

My dad had a garage full of stuff like that. He was like, well, one day it'll be useful. Might find a second Doc Martin. You'd have to find the right one as well. The right one in the right size.

Otherwise known as hoarding. All right, well, the investigation continues. If anyone has lost a size eight women's Doc Martin boot. If you know anything, if you have any leads,

there is no reward other than the fact of, you know anything, if you have any leads, there is no reward other than the fact of, you know, the satisfaction of solving the case. Yeah. Okay. Investigation is ongoing. Today on the show, your chance to play tradie vs lady is here. Right now. Do you want to play? Do you want to win 50 bucks cash thanks to KFC?

If you do and you're a smart tradie and or lady, you should call us right now. Bree and Clint. I'm not going to tell you what we were just talking about because it's private, but we just used the word haterade. I feel like that is an underutilised word in 2022. I like it.

Haterade. It was big. Like someone who's a hater has been sipping on too much haterade. Is that coming back? Just ease back on the haterade. Yeah, whoa. Someone's been guzzling their haterade. Is that coming back? Just ease back on the haterade. Yeah, whoa. Someone's been, man, someone's been guzzling their haterade today. Berry flavour. Is it going to catch on? I don't know.

Free and Cleanse. Tradie versus Lady. Alrighty. If you don't like the use of the word haterade, it's because you've been drinking too much haterade. Yes, producers. That's embarrassing. Why are you using that? Haterade. Yes, producers. That's embarrassing. Why are you using that?

Haterade. Okay, Boomer. Did you make that up? No, I didn't make it up. I don't think you made it up. Is that a real word? Yeah, haterade. All right.

I don't think it's like brand new. Do you not like it? I'm not a fan. I might catch on. You've been on the haterade. Yeah, haterade. You're on the haterade. You're cancelled.

Drink some H2O. Too much haterade. Yeah, haterade. You're on the haterade. You're cancelled. Drink some H2O. Too much haterade. No. All right. The tradies versus the ladies. We've been told by the younger people on the show that we're not cool. We're not cool. We're not cool, but this game is cool.

And the tradies are 107 wins for the year to the ladies, 86. Let's bring our lady on. She's from Hamilton. She's 34, and she's learning. Oh, she learned lady on. She's from Hamilton. She's 34 and she's learning. Oh, she learned to drive a manual one year ago. Welcome to the show, Sarah. Yes. Hi, Sarah.

Hi, Bree. Hello. I like that, Sarah. You can teach an old dog new tricks, my friend. Hey, hey, hey. Are you calling me a dog? Why did you? She called you old.

I thought you'd be more offended by that. You calling me old. We're nearly the same age. Why did you learn to drive a manual now? Because I feel like they're on the way out. Because it's sexy. Yeah, it's definitely a good skill to have, but why did you need to? Because the other half has a manual and it's huge

and I need to be able to use it on the farm. Needs must. Can I just say, good on you, Sarah, because a lot of people would just be like, I'm not driving that. Can't be bothered. But good on you. Good skill to have.

Thank you. You're taking on our tradie today. He's from Dunedin. He's 26 years old, and he likes to go fishing. Welcome to the show, Evan. G'day, Evan. Thank you, Clint. You can't drive a manual either.

Is that right, Evan? Yes, I can. Oh, okay. There's a vicious rumor going around about you that you can't. Hey, Evan, what's the biggest fish you've ever caught? 26 pounds. Jeez. Do you know how big that is?

That's about 12 kilos. I don't know. Is that about 12-ish kilos? Yeah. Yeah. That's a big-ass fish. We'll take your word for it, Evan. That is huge.

Your buzzer today is tradie. Sarah, yours is lady. First to three correct answers walks away with $50 cash. Thanks to KFC. Good luck to both of you. Here we go, guys. Question number one. What percentage of peanuts is found in a standard jar of peanut butter?

Is it 50%, 75%, or 90%? Lady. Yes, Sarah? 90%. She is on the money. It's a good start for the ladies. What's the other 10%? Butter.

Oil. Oh. God, another point for Sarah. She's away and flying now. One point to the ladies. Question number two. Who makes the fizzy drink Fanta? Is it the Pepsi company or the Coca-Cola company?

Trady. Evan. Coca-Cola. It is Coca-Cola. We're all tied up, one apiece. Question number three. How many buns are there in a Big Mac? Lady.

Trady. Yes, Sarah. There's one, but it's split in three. Come on It is one bun You didn't ask how many parts to the bun Okay well it wasn't meant to be a trick question So I guess you've covered all bases And yeah you're going to have a point

It wasn't meant to be a trick question Geez I learnt something just then did you? Kind of Alright two to the ladies one to the tradies Question number four. Buzz in, guys, when you can tell me who sings this song. We don't worry about it. You could say...

We don't worry about it. ...he's royalty. No one. Okay. We were looking for kings. Kings. Kings is what we were looking for. Okay, let's move on.

Question number five. Still two to the ladies, one to the tradies. In normal people time, what time is 1745? Lady. Yes, Sarah, for the win. 5.45 in the afternoon. Got it. She's got it.

She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. You've learned how to drive a manual and now you've taken out tradie versus lady, mate. You're winning. You're almost too clever for your own good. Thank you to the tradie for being a good competitor. Yeah, oh, that's nice. It was a good game, wasn't it?

Have you still got that really old cat at your house? Oh, she passed away. Oh. She passed away. Well, I'm sad, but I'm not surprised. Yeah, I mean, she had a good run. Shizzle. Shizzle the cat.

She was about 18 or 19. Jeez, that's old for a cat. Yeah. And sometimes you see an old cat and you're like, there's no way this cat is 18 years old. That wasn't Shizzle. Not with Shizzle. Shizzle looked every bit of her age.

She moved like a 19-year-old cat. She did. And I think she passed away at the start of the year, but RIP Shizzle. RIP Shizzle. Yeah. We barely knew thee. Guinness World Records have announced

a new record-breaking world's oldest cat, which I always find this interesting because what's their secret, eh? Is it dark chocolate? I think that... Does chocolate kill cats? Is it regular exercise? Can I ask?

Is it red wine? Chocolate kills dogs. Does chocolate kill cats? I don't know. But remember in the 90s we always used to give cats sources of milk? Oh, yeah, we still do that at our house. You're not meant to. Cats are lactose intolerant.

Oh, they'll be fine. They'll be right. There's worse things. You don't know that. There's worse things than spitty bum for a cat. Do you think it's a big ruse to get us to buy that special cat milk? Oh, is there cat milk? Yeah, there's dairy-free cat milk that you think it's a big ruse to get us to buy that special cat milk? Oh, is there cat milk? Yeah, there's dairy-free cat milk that you can buy.

Like, do they milk cats to give it to them? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Like a type of milk the cat can drink. Oh, I thought they were drinking their own milk, so they had to milk the cats. I was like, can you imagine a dairy farm for cats? Do you want to hear about the world's oldest cat? Yeah, how old?

She lives in London. Her name is Flossie. Flossie, cute name. And she's officially the world's oldest cat. As of November the 10th, so two weeks ago, 2022, Flossie was 26 years and 316 days old. Damn, that is an old puss, isn't it? That's some old puss right there. That is an old

cat. 26? Does she live that long? And only weeks off being 27. Yeah. You know? That's such an old cat. In answer to your question, no, they don't live that long. That's why she's a

world record holder. Right. Because the world's oldest dog we talked about on the show a few months ago, it was a Chihuahua and it was 21. So cats are winning in that area. If you convert that to human years is where it gets really interesting.

How old? So Flossie in human years. She's Flossie. She's the equivalent of 120 years old. I think there is. Wait, how old? Wait, this is going to be creepy. How old is the current oldest human?

I've got that too. Yeah. Okay. 119, I believe. So it puts her on par with the oldest human being to have ever lived. Flossy. Right. That belongs to a human called Janine Clement.

She's French. She's a super cent... Super... Super cent... I'm careful. Super cent... She's old. And she...

Do you want this as well? Jean lived to 122 years, 164 days. A woman lived to 122. Yeah. God. Not a man. You'd be annoyed? Why?

Oh, I would not want to live to 122. Why would you be so annoyed? Have you ever thought about that? Like what age would be the ideal age you'd want to live to? I want to see 100. No, not me. I want to raise my bat. No. not me. I want to raise my bat. I don't think you'll be raising

much. And then I want to float off in a hot air balloon never to be seen again. You'll be raising nothing at that age. No, some of them look good. I've seen some bloody videos on the Herald of oldies in the rest home and they're wearing their military badges and people are around them. They look alright, some of them. Some of them. Yeah, some people. Some of them

are like, let me go. Yeah, God. I don't think a hundred's not for me. Not what's your age? I think I'd be happy with a solid 85. I'll be ripped off if it's pre-80. 85, 88, something like that. 85 to 88.

Yeah. Weirdly specific. Yeah, well, I just... You don't want to see 90. Okay, let's round it out to 90. Wait and see how much you like your grandkids first Yeah that's true Just wait and see

Well it depends how healthy I am Yeah You know Yeah Because some people you're right Some people age incredibly Like and just look like they're going to last forever Yeah some people have it in their genes

And some people just not And I feel like I'm the latter I'm not going to age well I already wake up and my back hurts Let's try and find New Zealand's oldest puss. New Zealand's oldest living cat. Or can we take a dead one if it was old? Yeah, it still counts.

Okay, all right, all right. I mean, you don't keep counting after it's died. No. Because that's not how it works. Even if you've still got it in the house. We want to know, how old is your really old cat? Yeah. Or how old was your really old cat? Either. Or how old was your really old cat?

Either or. R.I.P. R.I.P. We'll get you on 0800 dials to them. You can text to 9696. If you text, please give us the cat's name as well. Yep. So we can pay a real tribute.

We'd love to know. They've earned that much. They have. Bree and Clint. What do you reckon that cat sounds like? Whatever cat for leave me alone? Kill me. Please make it end.

I'm so sore. I got you the record. Let me go. I'm so small. I got you the record. Let me go. I've got no nails left. What did I do to deserve this? I'm gonna come back and haunt your ass. I will shit in every room

in this house. Every room. You denounce me? That's so grim. That's what I picture that to look like and sound like. So we want to know how old is your cat? And does it sound like that? Kathy's here.

Hi, Kathy. Hi, Kathy. Hi. What's the cat's name, first of all? Oh, is it still with us? Is the cat still with us? No, he's been dead for quite some time now. Rest in peace.

R.I.P. What was the cat's name? It was Hokey Pokey. Good name. I like it. That's what it's all about. How old did the cat live to? He was 21.

21. Good innings. Oh, jeez. And what was he like? This is what I want to know, Cathy. What was he like towards the end? Was he still fit and healthy or he looked a bit, you know, rough around the edges? No, he was pretty manky. He had, like, big edges. Oh, no. like towards the end? Was he still fit and healthy or he looked a bit rough around the edges?

No, he was pretty manky. He had like big edges. He ended up dying of kidney failure. Oh, bless him. Pokey pokey. Most of them when they get to that age, they're usually missing at least an eye. He had both his eyes. That's a win. You imagine him at 21

he's like, you're on your left paw. Ow. Ow. You're on your left paw. Damn it. Thank you, Kathy. Let's find another old cat. Billy's here.

Hi, Billy. Hi, Billy. Hi. Is this cat still with us? Yes. Oh, okay. Okay, what's the cat's name? The cat's name is Bella.

Bella. And I'm assuming it's older than 21. How old is Bella, the still living cat? She's 25, roughly. Jeez. So you realise that cat could only be two years off the world record? I don't know if she's got that much longer in her. Does she look good for her age? Oh, she's pretty rough around the edges. Oh, bless her, Bella. That cat was born in 1997. Wow.

That cat saw 9-11. That is ridiculous. Even producer Ella wasn't alive during 9-11. My God, the cat's older than you. Were you? You were. Producer Ella. I was alive then.

Just? Yeah, I was born in 2000. Yeah, well, just. The cat's older than you. The cat's older than you. What? Yeah, I was born in 2000. Yeah, well, just. The cat's older than you. The cat's older than you. What? No, 2000. The cat's 25, Ella. Oh, right.

The cat's born in 1997. Yes, no, I wasn't alive. You weren't alive. Sorry. Wow, Billy. Okay, Billy, that's very impressive, and it's the current record for New Zealand's oldest cat that we've got. Let's go to Avril, finally.

Hi, Avril. Hi, Avril. Hi. We're on the hunt for New Zealand's oldest cat Dead or alive What have you got for us? So our family friend's cat Sylvie She lived to be over 26

So she was 26 and a bit Yeah And what was Sadly she passed in September But yeah she lived a pretty good life. And how was this one looking towards the end? She was pretty good considering her age. I think it helped that she was a short-haired cat,

so she didn't have much to take care of. Yeah, right, right, right. I feel like cats, if they can keep the weight on them, they look great. Oh, yeah. You know? That's a fine line, though, because there's not many fat cats living into old age either. No, but you know what I mean?

It's the same with when you get older. The more weight you have on you. Can you imagine how inappropriate this conversation would be if we were talking about people and not cats? How old is your granddad? How old is he? Thanks, Avril. I think you win. I think you win.

I think you win the prize. 26. That's amazing. New Zealand's oldest puss. That is an old cat. Bree and Clint. So there's someone on TikTok who is a self-proclaimed time traveller. And recently they've shared...

I believe them, by the way. Oh, do you? Yeah, I like to take people at face value. Okay, sweet. I'm glad you believe them because they posted some footage where they're saying that the footage they posted is three weeks in the future. Okay. Showing who wins the World Cup.

The Football World Cup. The Football World Cup. Three weeks away. Yep. So they've time travelled back three weeks. Yeah. That's a random... Back, forward.

Back. Oh, so they're from now. They're from now. No. They went forward and saw the World Cup and then they've come back. I don't know when they're from. I'm just saying it's a weirdly small... If you're going to go to all this effort of time travel,

which I imagine takes a lot of effort, three weeks is a very small window to choose. Why can't you go back to 1984 for the stock market crash or something like that? This is just this time. They have posted other predictions

and other things on their TikTok. They're like Jumper. They can go wherever they want. Essentially, yes. But this one is the one where they have predicted who wins the World Cup. Okay. Do you believe them? No. Oh.

I would love to believe them. Yeah. Like I really want to believe that there is people that can time travel. Like I think that would be so cool. I would love to be able to do it. But no. Would you go forward or backwards? Both.

No, one or the other? Forward. Forward? But you're going to get there anyway. Maybe back. I feel like I'd go backwards. You're going to go forward. I know, but it'd be nice to go forward to be able to see, like,

what the right decision would be. Oh. And then you can come back and make the right decision. Yeah, I see what you mean. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, let's talk about the prediction that this guy... We could time travel back to the weekend and tell Claudia not to eat whatever gave her food poisoning.

That would be a good use of our time machine, wouldn't it, Claudia? Yes, please. That would be great. Thank you. I feel like there might be other big things on the agenda, but you never know. Nah, you're important to me, Court. I don't save you.

This guy has predicted the winners of the World Cup and he's saying that Brazil takes out the title against France. Yeah, so he's picked the two favourites. Yes, essentially. Wow, what a radical time traveller. But I mean, the World Cup is the best of the best. When did he put this video out? Like a couple of days ago.

Right. Like three weeks out. I don't even follow football, and I know that those are the two teams who are through to the... They are some of the better teams, for sure. I just brought up the odds. Yes, what are the odds? So just to give you some context,

Mexico, to win the World Cup Cup is paying $476. Whoa. Someone in the middle of the pack like Switzerland is paying $71 to win the World Cup. Okay. France is paying $6.50 and Brazil's paying $3.25. Oh, so they're a pretty good bet. Pretty good bet.

But hey, he can't help it if he's a real time traveller. If that's the result, that's the result. He can't help that. Should we back him? Should we put some money on it? How much? On Brazil. On Brazil.

Or should we bet against him? Should we bet on France? No, that's dumb. Should we bet on Mexico? That's dumb. We should put money on Brazil to win. We'll make more money on France. I mean, the time traveller didn't say that, but's dumb. Should we bet on Mexico? That's dumb. We should put money on Brazil to win. We'll make more money on France. I mean, the time traveller didn't say that, but...

Yeah. Well, I mean, how about you bet and then we can all see how you go. Ah, twist my arm. Ah, okay, how much? How much are you willing to put on? 100 bucks. 100 bucks on Brazil? Okay, if Brazil win win We make $325

That's not bad Alright Well let's And if they lose You have to tell my kids Why Christmas is cancelled Okay Alright

Deal Okay Go Brazil Go Brazil Elon Musk Has posted a photo Of his bedside table. There's a bunch of random stuff on there. Yeah.

Four cans of Diet Coke. Some replica guns. Yeah. And some other random stuff. And we thought we'd ask you. The Chamber of Secrets, your bedside table, eh? It is. It's got all your bits and bobs in there, doesn't it?

Mine's got my work contract in it, I just realised. Oh, does it? Yeah. Really? It's got all my old credit cards in there. Mine's got a fart machine. A what? A fart machine.

A fart machine? Yeah, like a sound fart machine where you put the fart box somewhere and then you have a remote and it makes... That's your nickname, isn't it? It is. Makes fart noises. Brie, what are you doing in the bedside table? God, I'm a child. Anyway, we thought

great bedside table but we want to know what's in your bedside table. Yeah, both of those things that we've just described, not necessarily from bed. Like, you're not going to be in bed and go, oh, where's my contract for my job and my fart box? Oh, mine is. Is it? It's a bit of fun.

Right, okay. Stephen's here. Hi, Stephen. G'day, Steve. You're very kindly going to invite us into your bedroom this afternoon. What's in your bedside table? Oh, I can fit PlayStation games, controllers, TV remotes. I can even fit my cat. I've got a statue in there.

I've got everything in there. Wait, Steve. Back up, back up, back up. Did you just say you can even fit your cat in there? Yes, he gets in there because he likes to hide. I like how Steve's naming inanimate objects. He's like remotes, batteries, controllers, live animal. I've got a shoe.

Steve, have you got a bedside table next to your bed or a china cabinet? He's got one of those chests that people store blankets in next to his bed. He goes, I've got a kitchen sink in there. It's a big cabinet, but it's got like some doors on it. Any food in there? No, because I eat it all.

Okay, fair enough. All right, thank you, Steve. Happy gaming and make sure you give that cat some fresh air when you get home. My life goal is to have a bedside table that looks like a bedside table, but it's a mini fridge. Oh, do those exist? Yeah. Well, you can get them.

Can you? I reckon. If not, I'm going to invent it. Some really good texts. I feel like that could actually be a really good invention. It could be, eh? Yeah. Some good texts coming through on this.

Someone said, I have a rabbit's foot and hair of a black cat for voodoo rituals. You've got a rabbit on your bedside table, don't you? Yeah, different type. Different type. Someone else said, I have a framed photo of Bree and Clint. I have to hide it from my wife. We appreciate that. Don't want to know what you're doing with it.

Or do we? Text it through. That's for off air. That's for just you and I, Clint. I want to know why your wife can't know about it. Yeah. Someone else said, I have my daughter's teeth that she has lost over the years. Wow. Someone else said, I've got about... Interesting that the has lost over the years. Wow.

Someone else said I've got about... Interesting that the Tooth Fairy returned those to you. They did. She must know that they were special to you. She must have. Someone else said I have about 50 dead disposable vapes. Not sure why I'm collecting them. The vape graveyard.

And I reckon that person gets desperate just before they head out on a Saturday night too and they're like, maybe one of them's still got some juice in it. Yeah. And they hit the pile of dead vapes. You never know. You know how you try old batteries in the remote when you get desperate? You're like, maybe there's some. I've got 50 to try. Bound to be a little bit of juice left in one. Someone else said, I've got indoor gardening tools and my kid's baby teeth. Oh, in the same place. Very different. You don't want to get those confused. Tony's here. Hi, Tony.

G'day, Tony. Hey, guys. How are you? We're good. Tony, what's in your bedside table, mate? Yeah, so I've got my passport, keys, I've got some cuffs in there, and I've got some random letters in there as well. Wait, wait, back up the bus.

Did you just say some cuffs? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've got some cuffs in there. Wait, are you a police officer, Tony? No, no, no, no. My friend used to be in the police when he gave me his cuffs when he left. Right, right. And the best place to keep them is your bedside table? That's correct.

You know, because no one's going to look in there, you see? Right, okay. Yeah, that's the same reason I was thinking. And if they do, Tony, you just cuff them. Yeah. Exactly, just cuff them and leave them to do whatever. Wait, wait. Thanks, Tony. Just cuff them and leave them to do whatever. Wait. Wait.

Thanks, Tony. We're going to wrap this one up. Thank you, Tony. Let's read out a few more texts, shall we? I'm just going to take over here. Who are these people? And I'll just leave. What is going on?

Jess. Hi, Jess. Oh, hello. Hello. Jess, tell us, mate. Please save us. What is on your? Jess, hi, Jess. Oh, hello. Hello. Jess, tell us, mate. Please save us. What is on your bedside table? Well, inside my bedside table is actually relatively boring.

I've just got girly things like moisturiser, hairbrush, but it's actually more interesting what's on top of my bedside table. Ooh, okay. Tell us. Let us into your world, Jess. People have escaped Tony's house. I have a 20-litre fish tank on my bedside table. It takes up half the bedside table.

A 20 litre fish tank? Yeah. Yeah, I have a aquarium. It's got some plants in it. It's got like a meditating footer. And then on the other side, I have my phone charges in my water bottle and I just hope that...

Do you want to get that confused, eh? You get drunk and you go to sleep, put your phone on the wireless charger, boom, into the fish tank. Grabs a goldfish, tries to answer the phone, hello? So Jess, when somebody says, like, they say, you'll be

sleeping with the fishes tonight, you're like, actually, I literally will be. Yeah. Well, I mean, at this stage, no, it'll be more like sleeping with the males that have mysteriously appeared in my fish tank. So sleeping with the snails and hopefully some fish. Oh, my God, you said snails. We thought you said males.

I 100% thought you said males as well. I was like, do you make your guests sleep in the fish tank? God, it is a big fish tank. This has been the weirdest conversation. Thank you, Jess. We appreciate you. Thank you, Jess. You want a few more texts on this?

Go on. Someone said, well, obviously the SP2. Yeah, the girls. If you know, you know. Someone else said, book, iPad, Panadol toys. Pretty standard. Someone else said, my cat's baby teeth. Oh. I've kept my dog's baby teeth.

Have you? Yeah. Well, I feel like a bad cat parent because I didn't even know they had baby teeth. Didn't you? No. Well, if you need some, we know where they are. But if I did know, I would not be keeping them because ew, yuck. And someone else said as a child, I always remembered my dad having nunchucks in his bedside drawer. He probably still does to this day and that was 20 years ago. I would love to know if they're still in there. That's how mum got pregnant. Dad got out the nunchucks and she's like, take me now. God, you're so sexy when you pull out your nunchucks. Do the little flick thing that you do. Oh, yes.

Give it to me. This Friday, we're going to be in Mount Maunganui for Friday Okie Live. God, I can't wait to be back in the Mount.

Yes. Good vibes in the Mount. We're going to be at the Mount Social Club from 7pm taking registrations. You come down, sing a song

and you could win $500 cash thanks to Smirnoff Soda. You don't have to sing, you can just watch. To get excited and to check that the venue are ready, we're going to put in a little call to them now, Brie, and you're just going to have a chat to them using song lyrics.

It's like talking karaoke. Yeah, gotcha. Yeah, not awkward for me at all. No, not awkward for you at all. What song have you selected? I thought, seeing as you're so happy to go back to Mount Maunganui again, you could do Charlie Puth and Wiz Khalifa, See You Again.

Such heartfelt lyrics. You know? To a total stranger. Exactly right. What can go wrong? We're going to put a call now to the Mount Social Club and you just see how you go. We've going to put a call now to the Mount Social Club and you just see how you go.

We've been weirdly successful with these so far. Yeah, it's been pretty good. Remember the great conversation you had with that woman at the Hamilton Zoo? I have a bad feeling about this one. Alright, here we go. Only lyrics. Only lyrics. Hello, Mount Social, Graham speaking.

Graham, it's been a long day without you, my friend. Okay. But I'll tell you all about it when I see you again, Graham. I'll tell you all about it. Right. This sounds promising, telephone call. It does. Well, mate, we've come a long way from where we began, haven't we?

Yep. But I'll tell you all about that when I see you again. When I see you again, Graham. Yeah, they do sell alcohol at this time. Yeah. Sorry, how can I help you? Well, all the planes we flew, good things we've been through, Graham. I'd be standing right here talking to you about another path. I knew we loved to hit the road and just have a laugh, Graham. I just want to laugh.

Finished. Something told me it wouldn't last. All right. Lovely to talk, Graham. It's been a long day without you, my friend. Always trust your gut. What did I say? He was not having a bar of it.

I hope Graham is the person looking after us this Friday at Mount Social Club. And then you can see him again. I'm going to say that it was our producer Claudia that called him. He'll have no idea. If you want to come to Friday Okie, it's free. We'll be at the Mount Social Club this Friday from 7pm in Mount Monganui for Friday Okie Live.

Oh, no. Sorry, Graham. I was looking at what we talked about last week, which was the Macquarie Dictionary, which is an Aussie dictionary, and they released all their Word of the Year award candidates. I thought you were going to say you were just brushing up on words. Well, sometimes I am. Just having a peruse of the Macquarie Dictionary. I'm quite the scholar.

I do love to get out the dictionary and have a read. Scholar, did you learn that word in your dictionary, did you? I did, yeah. I sure did. Don't know what it means. Don't ask me. Anyway, we talked about it last week and I needed to give you the update because they have awarded the People's Choice Word of the Year for 2020.

Are they letting people decide the Word of the Year? Well, they have categories. And to be honest, the one that they announced as Word of the Year is pretty boring. So I thought we could go the People's Choice Word of the Year because I think it's the best one for 2022. Okay. This is the word? This is the word. According to the people, the Word of the year, because I think it's the best one, for 2022. Okay, this is the word? This is the word. According to the people, the word of 2022?

Technically not a word, but bachelor's handbag. Yeah. Otherwise known as a supermarket roach chook. Well done, people. You've used your powers for goods. You've done well. You've done well there. Bachelor's handbag.

Because, of course, there's a handle on the rotisserie chicken now when you pick it up from New World. The bachelor's handbag. I thought off the back of this I would look up some words that have technically been coined this year. Okay. So some new words for 2022. Some might not be this year year but this list says that

they are okay so let's kick it off with do you know does anyone producers included do you guys know what the word finfluencer means finfluencer yeah finfluencer surfing content creator is that a fish with an instagram producer ella Ella, what's your guess? Finn. A guy called Finn who's an influencer. So it means a specific type of influencer who focuses on money-related topics. So I'm assuming... Oh, financial.

Finn. Finn-fluencer. Finn-fluencer. So you know those people you see on TikTok and they're like, you should invest your money in this. Your money should be here. Blah, blah, blah.

So apparently that was coined this year. Another one. So you know those people you see on TikTok and they're like, you should invest your money in this. Your money should be here. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. So apparently that was coined this year. Another one. Do you guys know what nomophobia means? Nomophobia. Nomophobia. Oh, I might know this one. Do you know it?

Maybe. Is it like when you don't have your phone on you? That's correct. Is it? It's fear of worry at the idea of being without your mobile phone or being unable to use it. God, there's so many Omo words now, eh? Because we learnt about

Jomo this year, which is joy of missing out. People who love to be excluded from plans and stay home. I feel like Ella gets Jomo sometimes. Sometimes. No, I went out on Friday night. Went to Brianna's house. Look at you, party animal.

Technically, we stayed inside. Yeah, true. Which was good. Everyone was happy. Does anyone here know what the word sharent means? Sharent? A sharent. What is a sharent?

Sharent. It's not a parent who shit themselves. Does it have anything to do with someone called Sharon? No. That's my first thought. It doesn't. Because you and I had a conversation the other day about how every Sharon we know is a total good bee.

Yeah. Right? Yeah, just good bees. Something about Sharon. Yeah, Sharon from the pub, Sharon Casey. I mean, oh, Sharon Strezlecki. Sharon Osbourne What a good name

We love her She's one of our close friends Anyway back on topic Back on topic What was the word? A sharent A sharent Is it something to do with a shower?

No I've got no idea What's a sharent? A parent who regularly uses social media to communicate a lot of detailed information about their child Oh you pronounced it wrong

That's a sharent Oh sorry Don't have kids My bad A sharent No no it wrong. That's a sharent. Oh, sorry. Don't have kids. My bad. No, it's in the word. A sharent. A parent who shares over shares. Sharent.

Sharent. Sharent. Parent. They're not sharent. Parent. They're not sharent. They're shars. I'm going to throw a word in there.

I feel like this word has kind of come around. I mean, I've heard it a lot more recently, is a shacket. Love a shacket. Love a shacket. What do you think is a shacket? It's not quite a jacket, it's not quite a shirt. It's a perfect in-between item.

Did you go through this very mild winter that we just had without a shacket? I've got like a million shackets. Sounds like a racket. Let's not. And last one. Have you guys ever heard of the word awesome sauce? Yep.

What year is it? Awesome sauce is old. 2005. Is it? Yeah. Why is it on this list then? Awesome sauce is right back to the start of the show when I tried to bring back haterade.

Haterade. Awesome sauce is in the Skux Deluxe category, I reckon. Is that what my mum used to say, is it? What made you feel old? This morning at the dentist, he told me I needed to go buy some denture tablets because I've had to get a retainer. Full set of false teeth.

No, it's a retainer because I'm a grinder. Do you know I learned the weirdest thing about false teeth this year, I believe, from my mum. Did your grandparents have false teeth? My nan did, yeah. My nan as well. She'd take them out and then she'd pretend like she was going to bite us with them. Yeah, mine too. It was the scariest stuff in the world.

They had great comedy routines around these false teeth. You don't see a set of false teeth that often anymore. I feel like it doesn't happen anymore. But I always imagined that over time, my nan lost all of her teeth and needed to go in and get false teeth put in. But no, mum said it was like the 60s, 70s version of... They pulled them out.

They pulled them out. They would pull healthy teeth out because it was fashionable. It was more fashionable and easier to care for a set of false teeth. So you'd have healthy teeth ripped out. It was cheaper. Instead of getting like Invisalign or braces or something,

you'd get a set of false teeth. Isn't that horrific? Yeah. Imagine having a whole mouth of healthy teeth pulled out. Well, I feel like if you've got issues, then they're like, we might as well just pull the rest out. That's what I think would happen. Even 50%.

Yeah, not ideal. What made you feel old? Let's talk to Sarah. G'day, Sarah. Hi. Hi. How old are you, Sarah? I'm 34.

Okay, and what made you feel old? So I work at an all-girls secondary school, and I've overheard many conversations in the library where I work, and one of those conversations was the girls referring to the Spice Girls as retro. You guys know that retro being Spice Girls? If you want to be my lover, you've got to get with my... You're back in the 90s. Are we talking like 14, 15, these girls?

Yeah, around about that age, yeah. So it would have been at least five to ten years before they were born, the Spice Girls. Yeah. Sarah, I'm just stoked that they know who the Spice Girls are, to be honest. I'm happy with that. I know.

It's amazing how much music you hear them playing from, like, back in our day. Yeah. It was the heyday, Sarah, the 90s and the 2000s. Bring it on, eh? You're 34. You're far from ancient. Have you ever stopped to think about how old they must think you are, Sarah?

Oh, yeah, all the time. Yeah, think about, Sarah, like, when we were 16. Like, I'd look at a 34-year-old and go, God, they're so old. And now that the tables have turned, I'm like, I feel just as young as what I did when I was 16. Let's get Veronica on. Hi, Veronica. Hi, Veronica.

Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. Veronica, what made you feel old? So I work in an office with quite a few people and one of the girls I found out the other day, her mum is two years younger than me. Wait, say again? Thank you. Thank you for that, Clint.

I appreciate that. One of her workmates, one of her colleagues, her colleague's mum is two years older than Veronica. Yeah. Wow. Wow. Veronica, this same thing happened to me. Recently, when I was doing some TV, my makeup girl, she was lovely.

She was 18 and I was talking to her about her life and she goes, yeah, my mum's about to turn 33 soon. And I went, what? No. What? No, that's not acceptable. This is not acceptable conversation. I still like mentally feel 25 and I'm like 44.

Yeah, not okay. Not okay. No, it's not okay. That person. That person. I was like, excuse me, your mum's how old? And she was like, blah, blah, blah. And I was like, no, that's two years younger than me.

That's hate speech. That's hate speech. That is definitely hate speech. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That is definitely hate speech. She's cancelled for that. Yeah. No, sorry.

That's a reprimandable offence. I love Veronica. A few texts coming through on this. There's some real good ones. Someone said, I was trying to set up my Uber account so I could get an Uber. I was then taking a photo of my driver's licence in a selfie. My 20-year-old friends were wondering what I was doing and it turns out I was trying to set up an account but as an Uber driver.

Boom and moment. Amazing. Someone else said, I was at a bar dancing with mates and some young ladies said, oh, it's so nice to see you guys dancing. And I said, why? And they said, it's nice to see an older group in here. What's that? Club of TikTok?

Emotional damage. Emotional damage. I think this is my favourite. Someone said, I realised and it made me feel old, when I can remember the noise the radio made when you were getting a text message. Oh, my God. Someone's getting a text.

Ella would have never heard that noise, would you? And we don't mean to pick on you, Ella, you're just our reference. You would have never heard the noise that a computer speaker made when your phone was near it when you were about to get a text message, would you? And we don't mean to pick on you, Ellie, you're just our reference. You would have never heard the noise that a computer speaker made when your phone was near it when you were about to get a text message, would you? Whoa, no. You don't know what we're talking about. I thought you were talking about dial-up for a second. What are you talking about? At least you know dial-up. Finally, Stacey, what was it that made you feel old? Well, I was the text message about being in the club with the girls.

No, Stacey. Yes, I was down in a bar at the waterfront, and admittedly it is a younger crowd down there, and we were just dancing. And, yeah, she came over. She was wearing a crochet boob tube thing and no clothes and just said, oh, it's so nice to see you guys dancing. And I thought, oh, she's being nice. But then she went, it's good to see an older generation here.

And Stacey, did you just want to... Call her mother? I did want to call her mother, yeah. Like, where is your mum? Grab her by the ear, take her outside, check her ID. Amazing. Sorry about that, Stacey. Sorry you had to go through that, mate.

Yeah, we apologise for our producer, Ella. She doesn't know better. Time for a birthday banger. Three and Clint's birthday banger. Right, here we go. If you've never heard this before, welcome. Welcome. First of all, welcome.

This is a bit of fun. Hi, I'm Heidi Meyer and welcome to Birthday Banger. You know what? This is probably the most fun we'll have on this show. So good time to come on board. This is where we peak. Yeah, this is where we peak. It's all downhill after this. And then you may as well switch off.

This is where you guys call us. It's all about you. You tell us your birthdays and then we figure out what was the number one song playing on the radio at the time that you turned 16 and then we'll play our favourite one in full. Let's start with Chrissy. Afternoon, Chrissy. G'day, Chrissy.

Hiya, how are you? First time listener? Chrissy? No, not first time. First time listener? Yeah. Oh yeah, okay. First time she's listened to the show. Oh, like first day? No. Yeah, I listen to it every day. That's what I said at the top. I said, if you've never heard this one before,

I was trying to connect it. Anyway, sorry, Chrissy. Might be your last time listening. What's your birthday, Chrissy? 17th December, 83. Oh, it's coming up, Chrissy. You were 16, though, in 1999. And on your 16th birthday, this would have been number one.

Banger! Banger, Chrissie. It's come back into fashion, so to speak. Yeah, it has, yeah. Yeah, the new remix. This version is my daughters Maggie and Tui's favourite song at the moment. They love it. They froth it.

Every day in the car we have to play this song. This version or the Bebe Rexha? Oh, this version. This version. No offence, Bebe Rexha. I don't mind the Bebe Rexha one. My girls prefer the classics. Do you like it, Chrissy?

Yeah, yeah. Great song. I think it's good. Good one for you, Chrissy. Wait there, let's do one for Jason. Kia ora, Jason. G'day, Jase. Kia ora.

How's your day been, mate? Oh, it's ka pai, ka pai. Oh, nice to hear, Jase. Good attitude. What's your birthday? 20th of August, 83. Same year as the last one. Same year.

Oh, nice. That means you were 16 in 1993, 1999 as well, sorry. And here is your birthday banger. Hey, oh! Yeah, boy! Yes, Jase.

Oh, that's a banger. Jase, if you're getting down. You into it? You must be into it. Yeah, that's a banger. That is a banger. Absolute tune. That's got such good energy, that song.

Okay, wait there. One more for Sean. Kia ora, Sean. Kia ora tune. That's got energy there. Okay, wait there. One more for Sean. Kia ora, Sean. Kia ora, Sean. Kia ora. How are you? Good, thank you, mate.

You're the last one. Hit us with your birthday. 30th of the 12th, 89. God, rough birthday, Sean, in between Christmas and New Year's. God, I feel your pain. I'm the third of Jan. You were 16 in 2005. And, mate, on your 16th birthday, this would have been number one. Oh.

Oh, stink. Oh, Seanie. Stink birthday, stink birthday banger. Typical, isn't it, Sean? Can't top five with that. Bloody typical, isn't it? Who, who in their right minds, on the day before New Year's Eve 2005,

was pumping this song? Yeah, tell me about it. It was a sad year, Sean, 2005. Some off-brand pussycat dolls. Okay, you vote five. Is that right, Sean? I think so. All right, we'll take that into account. Thank you. Please hold the line. I also vote five. Is that right, Sean? I think so. All right, we'll take that into account.

Thank you. Please hold the line. I also vote five. I'm going with Sean. I vote five because I want to get down for a Tuesday. If you know what she means. What, like twister? No, I thought you meant like...

Oh, what's that mean? Hey, Jason, congratulations. You've just won... Squats? You've just won birthday bang. I need to move this? Hey, Jason, congratulations. You've just won. Squats? You've just won birthday bang. I need to move this along. Well done, man. Thanks.

All right, here we go. Jason's like, can you play my bloody song already? Don't drag me into this. Yeah, God. Sink and chip. Awkward. Mess.

Deadlifts. No, I was talking about sex, but obviously it didn't connect that well. Gotcha. Brian Clint, here's birthday banger, 1999. Brian Clint. If you were 16 on the 20th of August 1999, then just like Jason, that is your birthday banger from Five, If You're Getting Down. I got down too hard and I've reopened a cut on my arm.

Marie's torn her stitches. Torn my stitches, I think. I need to check. You need to be getting down to the doctor. Oh, no. Back to Amy. Why was Five so good? It was so good.

I feel like they only made happy songs. Yeah. Maybe. Yeah, they didn't go down the real emotional boy band track. Yeah. You know how like Westlife and 98 Degrees. They all had their moments. They all had like their sad song moments. They were just like, we are a boy band, we are happy.

We'll break the dawn and keep moving, don't stop bucking. Thank you. They're just like, we are a boy band, we are happy. Jump Jam? Jump Jam, yeah. Claude and Ella know the moves. They're doing Jump Jam. The things your brain retains, eh? Brie and Clint. Clint, I'm in a pranking mood.

That time of the year. I'm just glad that I'm aware of it so it won't be on me. It's not you this time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For now. For now. It's that time of month for you. Yeah, it's that time of the month. And I feel like my dad is due.

Right. I feel like he doesn't cop it very much. Proportionally, he gets less than half of what your mum gets. Exactly right. And I feel like- And he's just as responsible for you as she is. It's true. And he needs a bit of love in that area.

Yeah, line them up. So I saw this thing online. This is from a while ago, but it just popped into my memory where people call their, usually their dads or their parents, and they say they've just had their car serviced. Yeah. And it's cost an absolute bomb, like so much money. And then they start going through some of the things

that they've been charged for. Nothing would piss a dad off more than the idea of someone ripping off their kid when it comes to cars because he'd go, why didn't you bloody call me? Exactly. And if I know my dad, Big Steve, he will know that he's taught me pretty well and I don't know if we'll get him. This is what I worry about too.

It's worth a shot. He knows you're not a dummy when it comes to cars. But give him a go. So we're going to call him. He may think you're dumb as. He could. He could. We're going to call him.

He might think you're thick as pig shit. Which is a possibility. We're going to call him. He may think you're dumb as. He could. He could. He might think you're thick as pig shit. Which is a possibility. We're going to call him. I'm going to tell him I've been charged $543 for premium air in my tyres. It's good stuff, that premium air. It's expensive, apparently. Alright, so let's

put in the call now. Here we go. Big Steve, we're coming for you. Hello? Hey, Dad. Hey, Rana. Hey, I'm just sitting. Mum, are you there? Yeah.

Well, no, this is a good question. I just need a bit of advice because I've just put my car in to get service. Well, I just picked it up. I'm just sitting here in the car park of the mechanic. Yeah. And I'm just looking at this bloody bill and it's cost me a fortune. How much? Well, I mean, there's standard stuff like they rotated my tyres

and changed the oil and all that kind of stuff. But then there's a charge on here that says $543 for premium air in my tyres? Well, the premium air is always the most expensive one. What do you mean? Premium air? What, to put it in my tyres? It says it's double oxygenated. Yeah, there's a higher oxygen content in it.

What do you think? I look like a dipshit, do you? I thought, I thought, I was like, wait a minute, my dad's meant to be smart. He should know about this stuff. Damn it, Dad. Hey, listen, the air in New Zealand is more expensive. Yeah, the bitter air, yeah.

Holy shit, you just pranked me Because I believed that you were that dumb That you believed it It's a full circle moment Actually, hand him over Steve, I think you might be the new prank king What are you doing in 2023? Do you want to do a radio show, Steve and Clint? Yep, listen

Where do you think she got it from? Exactly right, time for you to go Apple farming Brie I'm sorry Damn it dad Alright see you next year I'll try again Alright

See you in a few weeks I love you Love you bye Bye Brie and Clint Damn it Brie and Clint I need to um

Apologise I'm farting I did hear it earlier But I didn't want to Say anything But it earlier, but I didn't want to say anything. But you could smell it. I didn't do that. I didn't do that. Well, I need to apologize. Yuck. No, I need to take back a recommendation

that I did. Because I don't like to throw these out willy-nilly. But I said on this show about two weeks ago that The Crown was good. And you should watch the new season of The Crown I talked to you about how The Diana character is very good Yep Like you totally believe that it's Diana

That the guy playing Prince Charles Is way too hot to be Charles And it's been referred to as Charles Propaganda Right Oh my god it's so boring Oh my god it's the worst season of The Crown ever. It is the most boring, boring season you've ever seen. And it shouldn't be.

It's about Princess Diana. It's the most interesting part about the royal family. And the whole thing is about Charles and Camilla and, ugh, boring. Talk about Diana. Yeah. She was the most exciting bit. Anyway, so if you haven't started The Crown.

Wait, so you gave out a recommendation. How many episodes had you watched? Two. And it was okay at that stage. It was going in the right direction. Oh, I've just watched four episodes. There is that one real weird part, though, where they play like a reenactment of the sexy chat that Charles and Camilla have.

Oh, have you seen that? I've seen it. I read an article and then listened to the audio, and now I need to go back to therapy. You know what's weirder than that is the actual truth. Yeah, I know. I looked into it. Trust me.

It is so bizarre. It's so gross. They have sexy phone chat. It is so bizarre. They have sexy phone chat. It's not sexy. There's nothing sexy about it. And they talk about tampons. Yeah. That's the king of England you're talking about. Hey, he's

the one that said it, not me. I know. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I know you're just saying, but I'm just saying. When I think sexy, I don't think tampons. Put it that way. He did. Weird. Look it up if you haven't.

Most virgin chat ever, eh? I just want to become a packet of Tampax. Anyway, take it off your list. Watch White Lotus or something else. Good or dead to me. Those are all good. Yeah, White Lotus, dead to me. Both fantastic.

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