ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 29th November 2023

Episode Date: November 29, 2023

Moments that still make you cringe. Private injuries.  What email address do you hope they'll delete? Most stressful game according to science.  More than you've ever wanted to know about nipples. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. ZM, Brie and Clint. Hi everybody and welcome to the Brie and Clint show on hump day. Welcome to a very different Brie and Clint show. I'll say. Because today's show, Clint, is Pick a Path Radio. Oh, no. Yeah.

Pick a Path Radio. Yeah, we discussed this. You get to pick the songs. You get to pick what we talk about. You get to pick the games. You get to pick the prizes. Yep. We definitely discussed that before the show.

That's organised, isn't it, producers? Yeah, yeah, we talked about it. Yeah. Okay. You were in the meeting. How does it start? We're not choosing. Who is choosing?

The audience get to choose everything. It's Pick A Path Radio. Okay, all right. So what song should we play first? 0800 Dial ZM. We'd love to hear your input. Hello, ZM. Hi there.

Hi, welcome to ZM's Pick a Path Radio. You're as surprised as I am, but you're in charge. So what's your name? Thank you. My name is Jay. Jay, what song would you like first on Pick a Path Radio? I'd like to hear the Flo Rida song. My concert here was really good, man.

Okay. I mean, really good, man. Okay. I mean, great decision, Jay. I mean, we've struggled well with Jay because he's picked a good song. But we can't sustain this for the whole show, surely. That's what Pick A Path Radio is. I need to ask Jay the path we're going next. Jay?

Yes. Are we playing Tradie vs. Lady next? Yes or no? Yes, because it's three o'clock. Perfect. There you go. He's picked the path of Tradie versus Lady. So 0800 DIAL ZM if you'd like to play Tradie versus Lady.

And we're going to get some Flo Rida on the air right now. You should have said, do you want Bree and Clint to go home now or do you want them to do the rest of the show? Hold on. I've got to ask Jay one more question. Jay. Yes.

Pick a path radio. Would you like to play tradie versus lady? No, no. I'll leave it for the... And he's entitled to that because he's allowed to pick his own path. Oh, we're actually playing Flo Rida. Here we go.

Bree and Clint. Pick a path, radio. Bree and Clint. It's Trady versus Lady. Three, two, one, let's go. Stick them up. It's Trady versus Lady time. Pick a path, radio.

We're only playing Trady versus Lady because Jay said we were going to play it. Not because it's three o'clock. Exactly. But Jay wanted it, so Jay gets it. Who is taking to the ring this afternoon? First is our lady from New Plymouth. She's 27 and she has six brothers, all between the ages of two and 35. Welcome to the show, Annie.

Hi, Annie. Hi. Is it six boys and you? Yes, girl. Oh, my God. Are they super protective of you? They are, but it was by stress. Yeah, I bet.

Yeah. Okay, we're taking on our charity today. They're from Dunedin. They are 40 years old, and they have worked in three very different industries. Welcome to the show, Stacey. G'day, Stace. Hello. Hello.

What are the three very different industries? Right, let's start with burlesque. Okay. Okay, yes. And then we'll go to hairdressing for about 22 years. Wow. There's your trade, yep, okay. Yep, now I'm a painter.

Whoa! You've really done it all, Stacey. The dancing painter with great hair, Stacey from Dunedin. Exactly. Yeah. You could say that. I could see you putting together a stage show with all those skills. You could do that, eh?

It gets confusing. I won't say I've done it before. Because it gets confusing in the double lady rounds because tradie and lady sounds the same. Let's make Stacey's buzzer Stacey and Annie's buzzer Annie this afternoon. Okay. All right, ladies, here we go. Question number one.

On which part of my body would I wear my new trilby? Oh, my gosh. What's a trilby? Stacey. Yeah, Stacey. Yes, Stacey. Hid. Hid. It is on your head.

It's a type of hat. Nice work. One point to the tradies. Question number two. What animal is said to have nine lives? Stacey. Annie. Yes, Stacey.

Cat. Of course. It's a cat. Meow. Meow. Meow, meow, meow, meow. Question number three. Two to the tradies. You need this It's a cat. Rew. Rew. Rew, rew, rew, rew. Question number three, two to the tradies. You need this one here, Annie, to stay in it.

Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Oh, shit. Hello. Annie's in. Annie's in there. Annie. Yes. Sorry, I thought I missed the last one.

It is seven. It is seven. Nice work, Annie. She's in the game. It's two to the tradies, one to the ladies. Question number four. How many seasons did the Oprah Winfrey show run for? Was it 10, 25 or 40?

Stacey. Yes, Stacey. 25. She's got it. Wow. Good work. Oh, good stuff. Woo-hoo.

See you guys tomorrow. God, tight game today. It was good. The tradies have it. Stacey, congratulations. 50 KFC chicken. Thank you. No, $50 cash coming your way.

50 bucks cash. Nice work. All right, Pick a Path Radio. Stacey, are we going to play a song now? Do you want to play a song now, Stacey? It's Pick a Path Radio. Oh, yes. Play a song. Great decision. Good now, Stacey? It's Pick a Path Radio. Oh, yes, play a song. Great decision.

Good work, Stacey. See? It's panning out great. Brian Clint. Welcome to Pick a Path Radio. No! Yeah, it's Pick a Path Radio Day, where the audience get to pick a path.

It's fun, Clint. It's cool. Fine. So here's the Pick a Path. We need someone on 0800DIALS at M to pick the path we're about to go next. We're going to give you two options. You get to decide the content. So have we got anyone?

Hello, 0800DIALS.M. Who's this? This is Ayan. Hi, Ayan. Welcome to Picker Path Radio. Hi. Ayan, would you like us to talk about what email, what embarrassing email addresses you used to have back in the day or a really horrific waxing story?

A really horrific waxing story. Well, you picked the path, Ayan, and that's what you're going to get. Okay, really horrific waxing story. Well, you picked the path, Ayan, and that's what you're going to get. Okay. Really horrific waxing story. Are you loving this? Well, has my bad email content been booted off the show now? No, we'll just do it later. Okay.

If someone picks it. All right, okay. But only if they pick it. I want to talk about this story where this woman has shared one of the most awkward and embarrassing stories of her life, where she was going to a waxing appointment. She'd never been to a waxing appointment before. This was her first time.

So she didn't really know what to expect, and she had booked in for the whole kitten caboodle. Front to back. The whole kitten, maybe not front to back, but the whole Brazilian wax. She'd never had one before, And she decided now's the time. And she got sent some, you know, when you go in for these waxing appointments or certain things, they'll usually send you an email being like,

this is how to prep for the appointment or this is what you need to do. Really? That type of thing. You don't just show up. I've never done one. Yeah. I've never had one. Yeah.

No, they usually send you an email. Anyway, she got sent this email and she's just show up. I've never done one. Yeah. I've never had one. Yeah, no, they usually send you an email. Anyway, she got sent this email and she's rocked up. She feels she was quite stressed, but she feels like she's done everything right. And when she goes into the appointment, the woman, and this happens at every waxing appointment, they'll usually like show you to the room and then they'll say, you know, remove your underwear, like your pants and underwear, and lay down on the table

and put the towel over you. And they'll leave you alone to do that. And then they'll leave you alone to do that and then they'll come back into the room when you're ready. Which is weird because they're going to see it anyway. No, well, it's just to give you some privacy because it's very different when you're standing out in the open to when you're laying down with a modesty towel.

Isn't it weird that it's different? Anyway. Anyway, the woman's left the room and she's misheard her and she's undressed completely. Oh, full nude. She's undressed fully and has laid down on the table and was like, this feels weird. I don't know if I should be doing this.

And when the waxes come back into the room, she goes, oh! She's like, I meant just the bottom half. You could put your top and clothes back on the top half. And this woman said she's never been back to that place since because she's so incredibly embarrassed. And every time she thinks

about it, she just cringes at the thought. I've been for a couple of massages before. And you know how you sort of, there's the bed that you lie on, and often they've got like an electric blanket, so it's nice and warm. Oh, you're going to a fancy spa. And there's like a blanket that you get under. Yeah.

And they're like, same thing, they give you a moment to like take your top and stuff off. I never know whether you're meant to take your pants off, because- You take your pants off, leave your undies on. Is that the deal? Yeah. Okay, thank goodness. Don't take your undies off.... You take your pants off, leave your undies on. Is that the deal? Yeah. Okay, thank goodness. Don't take your undies off. Because I felt weird getting into that blanket with my jeans on.

Yeah, that's weird. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She would have thought you were weird. Okay, because I had this thing go through my head once. I'd taken the pants off and folded them up on the chair. I was like, is it now weird that she can see that I don't have any pants on? I don't want to make her uncomfortable. Nah, you take your pants off.

Okay, phew. Okay, good to know. Leave your undies on. I thought we could put it out there this afternoon on 0800DIALZM. Do you have a moment in your life where you think back to it and you think about what happened and it makes you physically cringe? Yeah. One of the moments for me that makes me physically cringe

is when I was very young. I reckon I was about 16 and I was dating this boy that I went to school with. Yeah. And his mum was also our head boarding mistress because I was at boarding school. Yeah. And she didn't know. That you were dating? Nah.

Okay. Nah. And she thought I was a bit of a troublemaker. so I didn't want her to find out because she wouldn't have approved and I had gone over to their house and we were making out in his room and she's walked in on us. And it was the most horrific. Oh it makes me cringe. Makes me cringe.

Makes my skin crawl. The look on her face. It doesn't matter that you had a bad relationship with her. Anyone's parents walking in on you. If you're pashing and the parents walk in. It was quite a steamy pash too. It was quite like you know. It was quite a steamy one.

It makes me cringe. That age is so awkward for that. You don't want your parents walking in. L-A-100-D-A-L-E-S-E-R-D-E-M. Or you can text them into 9696. We want to know the one that makes your spine curl up and your shoulders come up around your ears and you're like, oh, God. Where you make that noise where you shudder and you're like, ugh.

What is the moment that still makes you cringe when you think about it? Get in touch. Share it with us. You know, it'll feel better when you get it off your chest. We can all share together and stick around because producer Ella is going to tell us about a moment that makes her cringe when she first started working on this show. Can't wait. What's the moment that just makes you shudder and cringe when you think back on it?

Yeah. Where you're like, oh. I remember when I was doing a red carpet TV show at the New Zealand Music Awards, and I told Liam Malone, gold medal Paralympian, that he was brave for wearing shorts to the Music Awards because he's got no legs. Was that the reason why you said it?

No, I meant that. It's insensitive. I meant like it's awesome that you just put it all out there. And I dig that hole and I dig it and I dig it deeper and I'm still digging

it now five years later. I said good on you for wearing shorts man, you're so brave. And I'm digging it louder. And he went, yeah thanks. Oh my god, that's You're so brave. And I'm digging it louder. And he went, yeah, thanks. Oh, my God. That's so. It wasn't my intention. I mean, like, it's cool that you rip it.

That's what I was trying to say. Anyway, let's talk to some other people who have cringe moments that they just can't get out of their head. Like Candice. Hi, Candice. Hi, Candice. Hi. Tell us, what's the moment for you, Candice, where you recall the memory and just shudder? Yeah, that's a good one.

So I started dating this, like, influencer, and I really liked him. And one night I went out with my girlfriend, and he doesn't drink or anything, so he didn't come out with us, but he said he'd pick me up once we finished. Okay. And he took me back to his house.

And at the time, the other people that he was, like, collaborating with, they all lived in, like, a house together. Yeah. And it was in Australia. And it was Christmas time. So anyway, in the night, I must have needed to go to the toilet. And I had to go down this, like, spiral staircase. And I blacked out. I don't even remember,

but I wet myself all over and I was naked. So it was all over the floor, all over the carpet. I realized the next day what I had done. And then I didn't want to tell him because I was so embarrassed. So I just got him to take me home. And that's obviously in Australia, Christmas time, heat. It just blew and basically cooked and set into the carpet. And so all these people were coming over for Christmas going, what's that smell? What's that smell? And, obviously, it was my urine sitting in the carpet. So he just, like, messaged me about it.

We ended up breaking up. And, yeah, it was one of those things, like, and I have had to see him again and it's very embarrassing. Did he break up with you over it? Did he break up with you? Yes. What, because of the wetting yourself incident? Yeah, he basically said he couldn't date a girl that, like, gets herself wet.

Oh. Okay, okay. Like he's never wet himself, Candice. You're better off, doll. You're better off. We all have accidents. Thank himself, Candice. You're better off, doll. You're better off. We all have accidents. Thank you, Candice. Thank you for sharing with us this afternoon.

I can see how that would make you cringe, Candice. Producers, who put that call through? No, I loved it. Who put that call through? More of that. That was good. Who put that through at 25 minutes to 4 in the afternoon? She was talking about wetting her pants.

She wasn't talking about anything risque. She wasn't talking about wetting her pants. She wasn't talking about anything risque. She wasn't talking about wetting her pants because she didn't have any pants on. She was completely naked. Some people. You didn't tell me that. It's quite healthy to sleep naked. What about this? It's quite healthy.

I was 16 years old and pregnant. I went to the hospital to be induced. I had to have my legs in stirrups so they could break my water. They had 10 students come in and watch. No! I still cringe about it today. They should have asked her. They should have asked her. Don't they always ask? They should.

The amount of times that I've gone to the doctors for a pap smear, which nothing to be embarrassed about, and the amount of times they've asked me, we have a student here today, would you mind if they come in and watch? And I said, I would, mate. I'd rather them not.

Okay, Ella, you said you have a moment that still makes you cringe from when you first started working here at ZM on the Brian Clint Show. What is it? I literally... I'm waiting. I've been waiting all day for this. I think about this monthly or weekly. So how early on was this when you started working

on the show a couple of months it was when you were on zoom so your face was on the tv during covid yeah did i have covid maybe you had covid okay really early um we were doing after party podcast and i could tell you guys just wanted to wrap it up because we needed to go and for some reason I guess I'm new and I like wanted to make an I remember this and then she rated how good the show was and rated yours

and my performance and as a oh I'm so sorry I think about this she was an intern she was an intern and she said to us maybe I could do some

like performance reviews for you guys why? I think about that often can I just say so do we and we talk about it and then

no no you don't yeah Clint and I talked about that often. Can I just say? So do we and we talk about it. No, no, no, you don't. Yeah, Clint and I talked about it after. No, no. I'm actually going to cry. I knew it. And who am I to judge you guys? I have no experience. Do you remember she was really ruthless mainly towards me?

Oh, it's so embarrassing. You said like three really harsh, quite nasty things to me in your review. I think you called it constantly. Clint and I talked about it on the walk home. Well, now it's all out in the open, so it's all good. I'm shaking. I'm sorry. I don't know why.

Maybe I was trying to be funny. Apology accepted. If Liam Malone is listening, I apologise. And if Mrs Holman is listening, the woman of the sun that she walked in on me with. No regrets. No regrets. Bree and Clint.

Please be upstanding for the National Anthem of New Zealand. We've got a world record holder, breaker, achiever. Bree's had a big F45 day. She's struggling to stand up, but well done. You did it. Thank you. Ashley Hoita is a 27-year-old mum from Taranaki, and she is now a weightlifting world record holder.

Listen to this. This is the caption from her latest Instagram post. Today, I rewrote world history. I am the first female in the entire world to ever bench 300 kilos. She benched 300 kilos? Do you reckon she popped a poo-poo valve doing that? Can you imagine? I can't bench 50 kilos. Wait for this.

She said, then I became the first female in the entire world to ever bench 317.5 kilos or 700 pounds. Who is this woman? Is this Captain Marvel? She's a 27-year-old mum. She must be built like a bloody fridge on legs. She also holds titles in powerlifting and arm wrestling. And as a teenager, she competed internationally in gymnastics.

So she's an athlete. Have you not heard of this woman before? Yeah, she's an athlete. I need to see her. To put into context how much, her name is Ashley, H-O-E-T-A. To put into context for you how much 300 kilos is, because you hear it and you're like, wow, but really how much is it? 300 kilos is 16 water cooler bottles full of water

16 of those it's 146 bricks it's 7 bags of cement it's 3 20 year old American men 3 men it's an average size

vending machine or it's 3 newborn baby elephants. It is a lot. That's what 300 kilos is. What do you bench in these days? Like for 10 or for one? Don't lie because we'll make you prove it. So what do you bench in?

Probably maybe – Yes, producers. Wait, wait a second, Clint. Clint. Clint. Yeah. You say your answer and then we'll say... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Wait. What are you benching these days? Me? Yeah. Probably... Don't lie about it. Don't lie. Be honest.

Okay, maybe like 75 kilos. Okay. Interesting. Because the other day off air, you said... You were like, oh, yeah, yeah, I can bench 160. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And we were like, what? You were like, oh, yeah, yeah, I can bench 160. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And we were like, what? You were dead serious.

Remember that? When after we were talking about your personal trainer. That's the leg thing. Oh, it's the leg thing, guys. Difference. Oh, the leg thing is different. You can do that. 75 is good.

I'd be happy with that. I reckon I can only do 50. Guys, it's not about me. This is not even about me. Why are you making it about me? We've got a world record holder. No, but that's the best comparison because it shows how much- No, I'm being serious because it shows how much.

She's benching 317. Yeah. Isn't that wild? Isn't that insane? Not that you're the biggest, strongest man I've ever seen. Yeah, let's not compare her to me, okay? But like 317 kilos is just mind-boggling how much that is. Well, there you go, everybody.

That's unreal. But, yeah, for the record, I could do one and a half baby elephants on my legs. So be upstanding for me as well, yeah. Guys, can we organise some baby elephants for tomorrow? Prove it. Prove it. Bree and Clint. There's a story doing the rounds today.

Now, it's serious. We're not allowed to laugh because it's quite a serious situation. My serious face on. Now, it's about a winter Olympian from Sweden, Kalle Halvarsson, I think is how you pronounce his name. Okay. There's a story doing the rounds about him where he's recently competed in what I believe

is a 20 kilometre World Cup event. Okay. Where I think they ski for 20 kilometres. Oh, like cross-country skiing? Kind of like cross-country, I think. But it doesn't really give all that many details because the story focuses on the injury that this guy has sustained whilst competing in this event.

Right. And it's not ideal for Kelly where he, and in his words, this is what he said because he was in such immense pain after the event that he needed to head into the warm-up tent where I believe they warm up the competitors because they get very cold. Like very, very cold. Sounds like what would happen in the warm-up tent. Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, well, maybe they're warming up in there like the other type of warm-up. Yeah. Or maybe they're warming up. Or maybe they're warming, warming up. Anyway, he told a newspaper that he had sustained the injury of a frozen penis. Ice on the popsicle stick. He said it was so bad. Yeah.

And he thought it was going to break off. Yeah. Well, it's an extremity, isn't it? It's on the outside of the body. They're the first things that go's an extremity, isn't it? It's on the outside of the body. Well, they're the first things that go to frostbite, isn't it? It's your fingers, your toes, and your pee-pee. Pee-pee. They're the first things that go.

Because evolutionarily, the balls in particular are on the- It's all right if it goes because it grows back. That's what I heard. No, that's not how they work. Oh, that's a lizard. But the balls are on the outside of the body so that they can stay cool. But they'll go in. Yeah, but they'll retract in when it gets too cold.

The pee-pee's got nowhere to go. It will go into a point, but then... Yeah. Isn't that horrific? Those cross-country skiers must have the worst case of shrinkage at the best of times. Because they wear those lycra suits as well, don't they? Yeah. Have you ever seen a well-endowed cross-country skier?

No, it's not possible. Well, they've probably tucked. It's all inside them. They've tucked it up. They'd have to wear a thermal undie. Oh, they'd have to wear all types of things. I couldn't even imagine how painful that would be. You'd need one of those chemical hand warmers that you get.

You snap them and you keep them in your pocket. You can get ones for your feet too. Well, you need to get one for your... I'm sure you probably can. For your Johnson. Like we joke, but you probably can. Like one that ones for your feet too. Well, you need to get one for your... I'm sure you probably can. Like we joke, but you probably can. Like one that goes like a muff warmer.

Imagine being the physio for the Swedish men's cross-country ski team. Can you put a hot water bottle on it? Yeah. Probably. Massage it to get the blood flowing back into it. Yeah, you don't want it to go frostbitey, do you? Do you remember the time Prince Harry revealed in

his autobiography that he was suffering, and these are his words, a frostbitten penis? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. And the most embarrassing autobiography of all time. Yeah. Do we have the audio, I believe, Claudia, of Prince Harry talking about it?

My penis was oscillating between extremely sensitive and borderline traumatised. The last place I wanted to be was Frostnipistan. I'd been trying some home remedies, including one recommended by a friend. She urged me to apply Elizabeth Arden cream. My mum used that on her lips. You want me to put that on my todger? It works, Harry, trust me. Who was the editor of this book, can I say?

Who said, great, I think leave it in, including the word todger? But he also got in the studio and voiced it. That's what I mean. That's not AI. That's him. I know, but there's a team of people being like, just thumbs up. It's good. You want me to put mummy's lip lip cream on my pee pee?

God, just. Anyway, I thought we could take. Thumbs up. It's good. You want me to put mummy's lip lip cream on my pee pee? God. Just. Anyway. I thought we could take. And that's why he'll never be king. We could take stories this afternoon on 0800 dials at M. Or you can text us on 9696. What was the injury that you sustained to your privates?

Yeah. Bad horse riding accident. Bad. Bad horse riding accident? Bad horse riding accident? Yeah, what if you crushed your balls on the saddle while you were horse riding? I copped a shoulder straight to my privates playing softball. Did you? And it was black and blue. What's someone's shoulder doing down there?

So I was playing shortstop and they were stealing from first to second and so the catcher has thrown the ball over for me to tag them and normally what happens is they'll slide in feet first but this girl decided to dive in head first and she's left too late and she collided with my vaheen. Like a reverse berth. Yeah. She was going back in.

She didn't get far. She didn't fit. She stopped at the shoulders. Bronwyn's here to tell us about her private parts injury. Hi, Bronwyn. Hi, Bronwyn. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks, Bronwyn.

Tell us, what was the injury you sustained to your privates? So, it wasn't mine, but it was my opponent. Okay. I recently got back into playing football this year. Yes. And I am 40, and most of our opponents are about 17, 18 years old. Yeah. And I was going for the ball, and for some reason,

I just couldn't stop myself and just went right into it and grabbed her boob. You mistaken her boob for the ball. Was it a hand? Yeah, they're like, handball. Handball, handboob. Was anything said or was it just not spoken about, Bronwyn? There was definitely a look of disgust from her.

Yeah. And like, it was like profusely apologising throughout the game. Every time I thought, I was like, it's a new shirt. I couldn't stop myself. Yeah, yeah. Can you imagine the ref just holds up a yellow card? Bronwyn gets yellow carded for a nipple cripple. Thanks, Bronwyn.

Interesting tactic. Let's go to Emma on 0800 dials at M. Hey, Em. Hi, Em. Hello, how are you? Good, thanks. Tell us, what was the injury to the privates? So it would have been about eight or nine, late 80s,

so before safety on Adventure Playgrounds. Okay. And I was walking between one tower and another on a chain which had like two other chains to hold onto. Yeah, I know the one. Yeah. Yeah. Someone bounced it and I lost my footing

and I went down one leg either side of the chain. Oh, no. Oh, chain into the private parts. Oh. Yeah. And then did you fall right off the playground after that? I kind of, like, hit sideways and fell. Yeah.

Oh. I feel like that's nearly a cartoon character entry. Yeah. Oh, I've done a lot of those. But, yeah, there was definitely bruising and a bit of grazing. How old were you, did you say, Emma? About eight or nine. Oh, no.

Okay. Thoughts and prayers, Emma. Thank you for sharing. Someone on the text machine said, one time I shot myself in the nuts with a nail gun. Not good at all. I always wonder how those nail gun accidents happen because you have to have it pressed up against something

for the nail to come out. So did you press it up against your balls? Maybe it slipped. For a joke? You're like, don't tempt me, I'll do it. Oh, jeez. Tony's here. I know 800 dollars at him.

Hi, Tony. Hi, Tony. Hey, guys. You wouldn't have done anything as silly as that, would you, Tony, with your injury? Not with a nail gun, no. No? What. You wouldn't have done anything as silly as that, would you, Tony, with your injury? Not with an ale gun, no. No? What did you do? Same region.

So I was about 16, at a party in the 80s, stubby in one hand, cigarette in the other. Decided I needed to go for a wee. So put the cigarette in my mouth, holding on with one hand, other hand still on the stubby. Yeah. Smoke went up into the eyes. I was like, oh. Instinctively grabbed the cigarette out of my mouth on the stubby. Yeah. Smoke went up into the eyes and I was like, oh, instinctively grabbed a cigarette out of my mouth and continued to wee.

Yeah. Took a little bit of the pain from down there, getting singed to come to the pain in the brain, but left with a nice little cigarette burn on the side. You burned your wanger with your cigarette? Yep. Oh, that's hardcore, Tony, putting out your cigarette on your pee-pee.

That's hardcore, Tony, putting out your cigarette on your pee-pee. That's hardcore. And that's why the government put in those smoking bans. That's why it's so important that we don't reverse those smoking bans so people like Tony don't burn themselves in the penis. Exactly. Imagine trying to explain that scar to people. Being like, well, I swear. Now tell me the real story.

Someone else on the text machine said, I was driving, we were driving and I was in the backseat of a car with a petrol can on my lap after running out of gas. Little did I know the petrol was leaking and it leaked all onto my lady business. Ooh. Oh, that would burn. Fuel on your foofa.

That would burn. Yeah. Just don't put Tony's cigarette down there after that. That'd be a real issue. That'd be a real fire crotch, wouldn't it? Fire crotch situation. Last one's Kat. Kat, tell us about your private parts injury.

Hi. Hi. Who was it, Kat? My friend Emma. We were, when we were a bit younger, we were going uptown, and she needed to pop a squat, go toilet. And we stopped in, like, this farm area because there were no toilets anywhere, and she sort of stopped to pee by the fence, but the fence was electric.

So it shot right up inside her. She ended up in hospital for three weeks. Oh, my God. What? Like a full kettle bullfence situation. What, did she straddle? Are you saying she straddled the electric fence? No, I think something about when she was peeing,

it had shot up inside. It travelled up the urine. It electrocuted pretty much up inside herself. Oh, cat. She got electrocuted in the uterus? Yeah, pretty much. She was in hospital for three weeks. Wow.

Yeah. It was horrific, but it was funny at the time. I was waiting for that. Is she okay? We laugh about it now. She's good now. She's good now. She doesn't like us telling her story.

But wow, I didn't realise that could happen. Well, lucky, Kat, you didn't call a radio station and tell the whole country about it, right? That's the... At least you didn't do that. No. It's all right, Kat. We were just talking about private parts injuries before

and someone said, I do archery and I have hit myself in the nipple multiple times with the string. Not the arrow, with the string when you release it. Did you do it on purpose? They said... Did you? Wow, they said it feels like my nipple has come off completely.

Yeah, but do you like that? Would you like it? Not me personally, but I know there has been... Yeah, yeah do you like that? Would you like it? Not me personally, but I know there is me. I can't feel anything in mine. Don't yuck someone else's yum, eh? Mine are just numb. Literally. No, I literally can't.

Some people's are just numb. From overuse? Nah. I just can't feel them. Really? Is that just me? Yeah, mine are hypersensitive. Text us on 9696. I'm the opposite. I can't have mine touched. Yeah, see, hypersensitive. Text us on 9696.

I'm the opposite. I can't have mine touched. Yeah, see, I think it's either one or the other. I think you've got either hypersensitive or they're just dead weight. I can't feel nothing. I feel sad when people touch mine. I get this wave of sadness come over me. Oh, that's obviously something you need to talk about in therapy.

Yeah. Text us on 9696. Can you not feel nothing in your nipples? Or do your nipples make you sad? 9696. Yeah, one of the two. Perfect. Do you feel lucky?

Well, do you? It's time for Bree and Clint's Google Down Punk. We're going to have to do and read out some of these other private part injury texts on the After Party podcast. Yes. Because there's so many that are too good. Oh, Paddy's texting. Same Bree, mine are numb. Thanks Paddy. We stand together.

Numb nipples for the win. Geez, a lot of solidarity in the nipple department for both of us on the text machine, Bree. Bree with her numb nipples. Me with my hypersensitive sadness nipples. Someone texted and said,

I'm with you, Bree, and my husband is exactly like Clint. One of each. One of each. I think it's good to have one of each. I think it's good to have one of each too. Thank you for your texts. We always appreciate them,

especially when they're about nipples. Guys, it's time to play some Google Down. Do you feel lucky? Well, do you? It's time for Bree and Clint's Google Down Punk. Here we go. Google Down time. And someone is going to pick up 50 KFC chicken dollars

depending on who they've backed in for the win. Here's how it works. I've put these exact questions into Google and I'm looking for the most common answer that comes up on Google. If you yell it out first, you receive a point. First to three wins the game. Are we ready to play? Ready.

Ready. Will there be any nipple questions? Don't know. Can't confirm or deny. Okay. Question number one. Who invented the PlayStation? Ken

Katurangi. I am going to give it to... If I say it correctly, can I have the point? What did you say? Ken Katurangi. I did say Ken first. Claudia did finish it completely. I'm going to say it's Ken Kutaragi, but I'll give it to Ella. She started and she was on the right track, so I'm going to say it's Ken Kutaraji, but I'll give it to Ella. She started and she was on the right track,

so I'm going to give you the point. Fair, thank you. One to Ella, question number two. Approximately how many cows are in the world in 2023? 1.5 billion. 940 million. 2.5 billion. 940 million. 2.63 million. Ella is correct on 940 million approximately.

Marie, I'm doing this for you. Marie has backed Ella in for the win. She's off to a flyer. Isn't she just? Question number three. Who has won the most Emmys ever? Who? What comes up?

Saturday Night Live? Ella has taken the win here this afternoon. I thought it was a person. I was in the person. What are the rules at the start? What comes up when you Google it? Ella, absolute pantsing today,

which means, Marie, you're taking on the 50 KFC chicken dollars. Woohoo! Congratulations, Marie. Calm. Cool, calm, and collected. You were cool, calm, and collected. Yeah, I was going to say. Hey, you've got to have a victory scream, don't you?

You've got to wait till the end. I did. Don't celebrate too early. I did not. Very well played. Very well played. Time for a birthday bang. Free and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Here we go. Birthday banger time.

You give us a call. Tell us your birthdays. We'll tell you your birthday bangers. We'll start with Annie Marie. Hi, Annie Marie. Hi, Annie Marie. Hi. Tell us your birthdays. We'll tell you your birthday bangers. We'll start with Annie Marie. Hi, Annie Marie. Hi, Annie Marie. Hi. How's your week been so far, Annie Marie? Yeah, really good, thanks.

You say hello, you're from London. I'm just really excited I got through. No, wait, wait. Have you been listening for a while, but first time you've called through? Yes. Funny you say called through? Yes. Funny you say that, Annie Marie. We love to celebrate you, Annie Marie.

Does it count? Does it count if you have to fish it out of them? Yeah, because she still is. Yeah, true. Still is a, I mean, a long-time listener, first-time caller. We'll take it, Annie Marie. Annie Marie, what's your date of birth? Let's do your birthday banger.

14th of May, 92. Okay. Alright, Annie Marie. You were 16 in 2008. I believe you're a Taurus, and this is your birthday banger. Usher. Usher, baby. Was I right, Annie Marie? Asha. Asha, baby.

Was I right, Annie Marie? Are you a Taurus? I sure am, yes. Nailed it. Do you like Asha, Annie Marie? I did once upon a time. Yeah, maybe when you were 16. Okay, wait there.

We're going to do a birthday banger for Joshua. Kia ora, Joshua. G'day, Josh. How's it going? Good, mate. How's your day been? Pretty busy. Pretty busy.

Finished now, though. Good to hear. Well, let's top off your day with your birthday banger. What's your date of birth? 28 February 1986. All right. That means you were 16, Joshua, in 2002. And back on that exact day, this was top of the charts.

Bit of Ja Rule and Ashanti. Not a bad song. Pretty good, Josh. Pretty good. Okay, wait there. We're going to do one more for Brad. Hey, Brad.

G'day, Brad. How you going? Not bad. How's your day been? Yeah, all finished for the day do one more for Brad. Hey, Brad. G'day, Brad. How you going? Not bad. How's your day been? Yeah, all finished for the day, so I can't complain. Good to hear. Good to hear. What's your birthday, mate?

8th of the 2nd, 91. All right. Well, that means you were 16 in 2007. And I feel like your birthday banger is going to suit you to a T. It's really good to hear your voice Saying my name It sounds so sweet I've been a hinder, Brad. Some people call them the poor man's nickelback.

I mean, I won't stand for that. Not when it's your birthday, Banger Brad. Hinder rules. Do you like it? Oh, 50-50. Why not? Goes hand in hand with some box wine, if you ask me. Hinder.

Can they decide? Asha, Ja Rule or Hinder? What's your heart telling you to go for this afternoon? I don't know. Asha for me. I'm going Ja Rule and Ashanti. Let's go to Claudia with the split vote. Claudia, what's it going to be today?

Oh, this is actually a hard one. Yeah. I have to go with Usher. Usher? Yeah. Usher, yeah. Three millennial albums. Annie Marie, you've won Birthday Bagger.

Woo! Congratulations. Call back any time, Annie Marie. We'd love to have you on. Here it is, straight out of 2008 on ZM. Brian Clint, it's Usher and Loving This Club. Here we go, follow. I see you, right?

Okay. Brian Clint. Bit stink they edited out the rap, It's okay I did it live for Bree So she didn't miss out I'm so grateful I did the young cheesy for you I'm very grateful I'm what you need

No no I've had enough the first time That was plenty On the couch No I'm full I'm full No more for me please I'm full thanks Hey you might have seen this news

Earlier in the year A couple months ago That Google announced they're going to start deleting unused Google accounts. Did you see this? Yes. It's happening from this weekend. So December is when they begin deleting the unused Google accounts. Dormant accounts, you might call them. Any account that hasn't been logged into, account meaning like Gmail address, any Gmail address that hasn't been logged into for two years or more, Google's going to delete them. They're going to go, well, you're not using it. We're going to take it off you.

It's to prevent scamming and things like that and maybe just to give, because we took all the email addresses. If they start deleting them, it'll give some back to the next generation. Give them something to choose from. Must suck to have a fairly normal name and just know that you will never get your name. If you're like 16 now, you know you'll never get your name as your email address or your handle without adding like 69 to the end of it.

Now that was taken long ago. True, 69 is the first time we take. That was the first one to go. Yeah. That's one reason I love having an unusual name, is that I get first pick. Because you have at Bree Thomasel, don't you? I have at Bree Thomasel, yeah.

Okay, let's not say it out loud. What's your Instagram handle? Oh, I thought, and definitely not my email. Oh, no. I wasn't suggesting that it was your email. No, no. Is it your email? Nah. No. I wasn't suggesting that it was your email. No, no. Is it your email? Nah.

My email is still the- You're so easy to find. My email is still the email I had when I was younger. Well, that's good because that's what we want to talk about. Bree and I were talking about this Google thing with the deleting accounts. And we think that on balance, it's probably good news. And maybe Hotmail and Yahoo Mail and – did we use any other ones? Windows Live.

Yeah, Windows Live. They need to bring in the same policy because, boy, if our old email addresses didn't get out there. I wish they would delete some of the ones. Yeah. From back in the day. Whatever you use to log into your Bebo, that email address – Should go to a long, long, deep grave.

That person's not me, can I just say. The person who had that Hotmail account, it's not me. I'm not that person. I'm still pretty much the same. Are you? We didn't know. No. We were in the – guys, guys.

We were so early internet. We grew up in the day and age where emails were just starting to become a thing. Yeah. And so we didn't really get, you know, get the idea of your email address. We just went with stuff that we liked at the time. This is the same space. So let's do a round the room and reveal our most embarrassing email addresses that we've ever had. Are you okay with that?

I don't even, I don't think I can remember. Really? Nah. Really? Really? You don't think I can remember. Really? No. Really? Really? You didn't have a hot surfy chick? 21? Oh, I had a doozy.

Queensland babe? Queensland babe? I wish I had Queensland babe. Yahoo.com. What a ripping address. Hell yeah. Well, you can start then. I know you've got one.

Bree, what is the worst email address you've ever owned? I think it was something along the lines of, because I was a softballer, so I decided to go with that. Yeah. And I think it was, but the one that I wanted was taken, so it had to turn into something slightly different. So originally I think I wanted softballgirl at hotmail.com. Yeah.

And eventually it turned into, because that was already taken, so it turned into soft underscore balls underscore 13 underscore girl. Soft balls girl 13. Yes, yes. Because all the other ones were taken. It's good. What did you have? What did you have? What did you have?

My worst email address was a Hotmail account. Always Hotmail. Naughtydog27. Oh, you naughty dog. Because I couldn't even get naughtydog at hotmail.com. And not because I thought I was a naughty dog or a naughty boy or anything like that. I was too young for that. It was because that's the people that made the Crash Team Racing game.

You know the sad part about that whole thing is that there was someone out there that had the email address naughty dog. There were 26 naughty dogs before me. Who are these 26 people that go, yep, that's the email I want. Claudia, our producer, what is the most embarrassing email address you've ever owned? I had a secondary account for signing up to things and stuff and it was Claudia Loves, L-U-V-S. Oh no.

U-Y-O-O. Y-O-O. Claudia Loves U. That's so emo. XOX at Hotmail.com. 13. Hey, why are you taking my email address Yeah

Underscore You're the one that took it A 13 is like the PG69 To check on the end of your email address eh PG Oh yeah Yeah Is it

Is it I think it's just It was just my lucky number Yeah Ella what's the most embarrassing email address You've ever owned It's the one you've got now is Yeah Nah I'm too cool I haven't had an embarrassing one Oh boo embarrassing email address you've ever owned? It's the one you've got now. Yeah.

Ha ha. Nah, I'm too cool. I haven't had an embarrassing one. Oh, boo. No, seriously. Boo. The only one I can think of is my first Instagram handle, which was Ella Camels, and I used to post, like, Elmo photos.

That's it. That's pretty good. Thank you. Ella Camels? Yeah, I thought it would be quirky. We want to know this afternoon the most embarrassing email addresses that we can track down. What was yours?

Google's announced they're going to start deleting the email addresses that you're not using. If you set up a bunch so that you could just get, you know, free Sparks board, you know, you get the free trial of the free Sparks board or whatever it is. Yeah. And they're still there. They're going to wipe them. But they're you get the free trial of the free Spark Sport or whatever it is. Yeah. And they're still there. They're going to wipe them.

But they're also going to get rid of the old embarrassing ones that you don't use anymore. So we're asking, what's the most embarrassing email address that you used to have? What email do you hope they get rid of? I revealed before that my Hotmail account was naughtydog27 at hotmail.com. Someone's texted and said,

I was shortydog27 at hotmail.com. I feel like and said, I was ShortyDog27 at Hotmail.com. I feel like I'm Clint's email bro. And I'm from Whakatane too, so that's close enough to Roto Vegas. We could have been best friends. Could have been. We should have got on MSN Messenger together. We could have been best bros.

God, bring back MSN Messenger. Yeah, I say. Let's go to Mel on 0800 dials at M. Hi, Mel. G'day, Mel. Hi. Hi. Hi. What was it for you?

My email address is melzacoolguy at gmail.com I love that for you Mel. Suits you. Mel's a cool guy at Gmail. Are you still using that Gmail address? I actually am. Hell yes. Yeah, I've had it for about 15 years and my son had set it up because I wasn't very technology savvy.

And so he set up my email account for me when I got a phone that has internet. And he said, what do you want it to be? And I said, oh, I don't know, whatever you like. And so he set it up as that. But then about a few years later, I started training as a nurse. And when I was sending in my application, I thought, oh, my God, I can't put my email address because Mel's a cool guy.

So I started a live.com email address then. Oh, Mel, you should have stuck with it. Just own it. She's got workmel and homemel, two different email addresses. You're living a double life, Mel. Thanks, Mel. We appreciate it.

Someone texted in very similar and said, mine is ginger.ninja14, my first email address. Kind of embarrassing when you have to tell that to a potential employer. I like that. I like that one. Ginger.ninja14. What about this one? Someone said, my email address was extreme underscore blond slapper at hotmail.com.

Oh my God. They said I didn't know what a slapper was. Mad regrets. Guardian underscore angels underscore R underscore watching at hotmail.com. That's a long address. I was a big red jumpsuit apparatus fan. Weren't we all?

Let's go to Anonymous on 0800. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi there. How are you? Good, thanks. Tell us, Anonymous, what was theZM. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi there. How are you? Good, thanks. Tell us, Anonymous, what was the horrendous email you had? So my family, we grew up on a lifestyle block,

and we had a pet coony-coony pig called Truffle. Truffle the pig, yeah. So this email's probably about 10 years old, so it was kind of, I was probably like 13, 14 when I made it. Yeah. So my email was trufflesthepig at gmail.com. God, can you imagine when people received an email from you? They would have been like, pigs can email now?

Yeah. So I had said, Dad was like, when I started like applying for jobs and stuff as a teenager and like going off to university, Dad was like, yeah, you should probably change that. It's time for an update. So I'm definitely looking forward to that one getting scratched. Yeah, fair enough, Anonymous. Thanks, Truffles the Pig. We appreciate the call.

Thanks, Truffles. All good. Have a good day. These are so good. These are perfect for the era. Someone said mine was darkprincessofawesome at gmail.com. And someone else is boys with a Z. Boys are all for me at hotmail.com.

Solid. I was 10 years old. What about this one? Someone registered to my event a few years ago, and the email was stickynickers at hotmail.com. Sticky knickers. Better than stinky knickers. I'm just picturing the person that goes,

what should I put? Sticky knickers will be good. Sticky knickers. I'm off to check if my number one boozehag at hotmail.com email address is still active. If not, I'll buy it off you. I'll buy it. That's a great email.

Someone said, oh my God, my email address was I'm underscore your underscore slave 69 at hotmail.com. I'm surprised I wasn't kidnapped. Would have been around the time Britney Spears, I'm a slave for you. Surely. Yeah. I'm a slave for you.

At hotmail.com. 69. Yeah. Rachel's here. Hey, Rach. Hi, Rach. Hi. Tell us, mate, what was the horrendous email you had?

So, actually, not me, but me and my friend had the same breed of dog and we were obsessed with him. So, we wanted to have, like, matching emails. Okay. So, my dog was called Charlie. So, mine was Charlie Lover and then some numbers. I honestly want to say 369. Okay.

But I don't know. Her dog was named Muffin. Yes. She was a muff lover. Oh. Oh. Oh, that is great. We were 10 years old at the time.

Yeah, they don't know. Oh, producers, I see why you put her last. That is a ripper Oh, Rachel, that's good stuff Thanks, Rach, we appreciate it Rachel Mufflover369 Oh, that is brilliant

And you have no idea as a kid Well, the dog's name's Muffin Your parents don't want to explain it to you either Yeah, exactly Oh my god Thank you. These have given us a real laugh. That is so funny.

Oh, my God. That is so funny. Bree and Clint. I want to talk about stressful video games. What comes to mind when I say a stressful game? All of them for me because I'm not good at it. Yeah. Grand Theft Auto is pretty stressful because I can't make the guy walk straight.

That's like pretty basic, isn't it? Yeah, but you know you've got the two joysticks and one of them, I always end up strafing, or whatever it's called. One is to stare at the sky. Yeah, one is your vision and then one's where you're walking, the direction you're walking. Well, a study has been conducted

by a company called Bonus Finder where they had participants playing a bunch of different games, which included Skyrim, Call of Duty Modern Warfare, Grand Theft Auto, and many more games. They hooked them up to heart rate monitors and then essentially got them to play. And the researchers found that certain games increase their heart rates more than others. I know what it is. I know

what the most stressful game is. Yeah. Singstar. No. Or Buzz. Remember Buzz? I played that a few weeks ago. Still good? Yeah. Yeah, still good. The original one with the controller. Yeah. My friend has a PlayStation. Guitar Hero. I found Guitar Hero

really stressful. Oh, so stressful. Nah, none of those games i think were on the list but they found the most stressful game out of the lot of them was mario kart oh i was gonna say like crash team racing or something but yeah similar pretty much the same uh apparently rainbow road. Yeah, Rainbow Road. Mario Kart made the participants' resting heart rate go from 64 to 85 beats per minute, which was an increase of 32.81%.

FIFA increased their heart rates by 31%, so it was pretty close behind. Call of Duty was by 30%, and Fortnite was 27%. Oh, yeah. You're a Fortniter. Do you get stressed when you're playing Fortnite?

100%. Do you? 100%. Like if you're getting down to the end of the game and you're like looking for that VR, that victory royale, it gets very stressful. There you go. Especially when you're playing with friends

and then they start yelling at you and then you're yelling at them. I mean, I get very sweaty. Jeez, I thought that was meant to be for like, games meant to be for relaxing. Oh no, not some games, no. No, serious business. Yeah, it's like exercising.

It's not for fun. Yeah, it's for exercise. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bree and Clint. And that's the end of us. Well, end of the show anyway. Please don't say stuff like that. That is the end of the Bree and Clint show for today.

For today. We've got podcasts coming out. We have podcasts come out every night, by the way, if you want a bit more of the Bree and Clint show. One is all the stuff that happens on the radio show, packaged up for you with no ads and no music. No swearing. And the other one is...

Swearing. Swearing, yeah. It's called The After Party and it is... It's just all swear words. Swear we let loose. Yeah, sometimes it gets a little bit dirty. So a pirate language comes out. You've got to release it somewhere.

Yeah. I like to get it out of my system before I get home. I love to keep a bit for home. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Some words are not for the podcast. They're specially for your partner. Yes.

Like? Um, like, minge. All right. Well, that was a test. You weren't meant to say them. You were meant to save them for your partner. You've said the M word now. There's not really anywhere else to go.

Oh, it's not a dirty word. Let's get out of here. It's a cute word. It's a cute little. That's a cute little... That's a cute little word. Go on, you say it. That's a cute little... Go on.

Nope, can't say it. See you tomorrow. Bye, guys. Play. ZM's Brand Clint. On Insta, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from 3 on ZM. Feed by KFC. Get the full menu delivered to your door with the KFC app.

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