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Cool man, here we go man.
G'day everybody and welcome to the Bree and Clint Podcast.
Oh, today is a good day, family.
I've been talking about this for a few weeks and people might recall,
thanks Stash, quite a few weeks ago I made a desperate plea
out on the front of this podcast
asking if anyone from Australia, my fellow Aussies,
could send me some Aussie traits.
An airdrop has arrived in the studio.
And a lovely girl by the name of Rhiannon Johnson,
her and I have been speaking over Instagram.
She's so kind.
She messaged me on Instagram and she was like,
I can be that person.
I was like, You are my hero
And it's here
It's a big box
Do you know how much cash
She splashed on you?
Well
I can see the postage
On that thing
Was 60 bucks alone
Yeah judging from the top
It's quite a lot
So I think I need to
Send her something back
Rhiannon what do you want?
Do you want a kiwi?
I'll find one of the
Endangered kiwi birds
And I'll send it back to you
But yeah Do you want a signed Jacinda Ardern sketch? I'll see what of the endangered Kiwi birds and I'll send it back to you Got a signed Jacinda Ardern
sketch
I'll see what I can do
But no, I really appreciate you Rhiannon
and I am so excited
for everyone in the studio
to get to try some Aussie treats
This is like a cultural exchange, remember when the exchange student
at school would get up and speak and they'd bring
some things from their home country
in for everybody to experience? This is you, my god is that a diet coke it's i think she's
put it in a diet coke right right right oh there's a little note in here we've got we've got diet
should i read that to myself or should i read it on here no read it out oh it's a little koala. It says, this is the best koala tie card I could find.
Quality.
Oh, quality.
Quality card.
Quality.
Sorry, Rhiannon, I'm not that good at it.
The Yuma.
I've forgotten the Aussie Yuma.
It says, hi, Bree.
Hope you enjoy these treats from home.
Sometimes we all just need a little kindness from a stranger to get us through.
And sometimes it is enough to make your heart smile.
Keep being you, keep smiling, and remember you are loved.
I hope you make it home for a visit or two very soon.
Hugs from home, your new friend Rhiannon.
That's nice.
A little bit disappointing she didn't start with,
G'day, Cobber.
You know, like if she really wanted you to feel like you were back at home.
That's actually, like, in all seriousness, that's so lovely.
Rhiannon and I spoke a bit about how a bit homesick at the moment.
Yeah.
All right, get into this.
Oh, come on.
Come on.
Okay, here we go.
Layer one is off.
Oh, you've done very well to package this up.
Oh, my God.
Okay, so here are the twisties that you say are better than New Zealand twisties.
Yes.
Producers, do you guys want to come get some of these?
So, Ben, I'm interested to hear what you say.
Oh, my God.
There's light and tangy chips.
Okay.
I know what these twisties are.
These are.
So.
They're very good.
They're good, aren't they?
Sounds like you like them.
We had these, but they were called crunchies.
Right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because I guess twisties was already taken.
Yes.
They're good, eh?
I love them.
Shit, that's a jumbo.
That's a jumbo Twistie.
I'm going to have one right now.
You know how long it's been since I've had a Twistie?
Ben, Twistie Connoisseur, what do you think?
I'm just starting to take it now.
They're so good.
They're tight.
Wait, don't they still sell these?
I haven't seen them. Oh my God, these are my favourite. They're so good, aren't they still sell these? I haven't seen them
Oh my god these are my favourite
They're so good aren't they?
Do you remember Crunchies?
That's exactly what they are
And I would prefer a packet of Crunchies over a packet of Twisties
Yeah
I think they even brought Crunchies back semi recently
The purple packet right?
Yeah
With the space on the front
Guys
It's Friday
How long have I been talking about these?
So these are the light and tangy chips
Yes
Which I'm so keen to try
They're definitely not
They're definitely not spring onion flavour
No
No they're not
They're not spring onion flavour
Because I've had
Because we don't have spring onion flavour
Right
But you guys don't have these
So you have
Didn't we have a chip called light and Tasty, but not that one?
No, sorry.
I love that Rhiannon's put in.
When are we tasting those?
We can't have those until beer o'clock.
We can have some now.
We can just not eat all of them.
These are delicious, Bray.
Thanks, Rhiannon.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Can you just zoom in on Bray's face?
This is the O face, I reckon.
I reckon. Oh, my God. Can you just zoom in on Bree's face? This is the O face, I reckon. I reckon.
Oh my God.
If I know a satisfied woman, that's what it looks like.
They're as good as all I remember.
Oh, that is a very good chip.
See how they're like different?
Do they market them as healthy?
We had a chip in New Zealand that they marketed as healthy.
The nude ones?
Nah, they don't do them anymore. If anyone remembers the name, I'm so keen on what they were, Zealand that they marketed as healthy The nude ones?
Nah, they don't do them anymore
If anyone remembers the name, I'm so keen on what they were
But they marketed them as healthy
Were they called thin something?
No, I'm pretty sure they were called light something
See what I mean how there's nothing like it that in New Zealand?
Don't eat the whole bag
Light and crispy?
Producers, you need to come taste some of it
Yeah, we'll have it in a minute
Okay, Sage, come get them
The whole idea is a taste test, mate.
You have to eat it right now.
Okay.
Flint, I know you want to...
I know you don't want to open all of your treats right now, though.
Oh, my God.
Rhiannon?
Is that a caribou koala?
Oh, no, that's a Freddo.
A regular Freddo.
We have Freddos here, hey.
Love Freddos.
Yeah, you get them at Kimma's Sweethouse.
Rhiannon and I talked.
Oh, no, this is a tropical pineapple Freddo. Do you get them At the chemist's warehouse But Rhiannon and I talked Oh no this is a Tropical pineapple Freddo
Do you want to go halves?
Keen for that
No I think you'll want to
Have one of these instead
So Brie
I want a caramel koala
Yes that's what I want
What brand is Thins?
Yeah they're fucking great
So Thins yeah
So is that like a brand of chips
That's full salt and vinegar
And everything
Yeah
Yeah they do all the flavours
Their logo looks like Lay's
Yeah kind of yeah What do you think flavours. Their logo looks like Lay's.
Yeah, kind of, yeah.
What do you think of the light and tan? Yeah, they're really nice.
They're cool, eh?
We're really mishing the flavours on the pellet.
I'm going salty to sweet.
Oh, my God.
These are sour frogs alive.
Sour red frogs.
Rhiannon.
Oh, my God.
And normal ones.
Good.
Yeah, nice.
God, Rhiannon has killed the brief.
She understood the assignment.
Sharon would pay good money for a caramel koala, by the way, if you want to make any money. I'll message her. Oh, nice. Rhiannon has killed the brief. She understood the asana. Sharon would pay good money for a caramel koala, by the way,
if you want to make any money.
I'll message her.
Oh, yeah.
Okay, here's a caramel gold aero bar.
They're new.
Oh, whoa.
No.
I haven't seen them.
Oh, yeah, and that looks good.
I'm like, there is so...
I can't believe she got sour ripples.
Are you, like, digging in with your arms?
What was that?
They're literally, look.
Individual Carol milks.
There's so many.
Oh, my God.
You're going to come back with type 2 diabetes on Monday.
These are coming home with me, the light and tangy chips.
TV snacks.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my God.
I talked about these on the show not long ago either.
In a biscuit.
Yeah, you did too.
The chicken drumstick ones.
Oh, yeah.
That's going in our snack cabinet.
Fried chicken shakes.
That's new.
It says new on it.
We definitely don't have those.
Yum.
Yes, please.
Okay, what else?
Let's get through this.
Oh, marble caramel. Yum. I might need to test that. Take that one home and just. Yum. Yes, please. Okay, what else? Let's get through this. Marble Caramilk.
Yum.
I might need to test that one home and just...
Yum.
Rhiannon, you fucking killed it.
You don't try that at work, you try that at home.
Yeah, it's not safe to have it in here.
Caramilk Top Deck.
We've got that.
We've got that, yeah.
Holy shit.
That is very good, that one.
Kit Kat Choc Mint.
Yum.
Oh, yum.
Shapes Cheesy Garlic Pizza flavour.
There's so many things in here that I've never seen before.
Your lips.
Do we have tiny teddies here?
We do, eh?
Yum.
Tiny teddies.
They're coated in milk chocolate.
Oh, my God.
I'm so excited how many caramel koalas are in here.
What a haul.
Is it snakes alive?
No, they're...
Oh, those are the red frogs.
They're the red frogs.
I've never seen these before.
They're a sow version.
Thank you, Rhiannon.
We all appreciate that.
I need to send Rhiannon...
You know what I'm going to do?
I'm going to send Rhiannon a New Zealand package back.
Let's put down a hungie and then dig it up and put it in a box and send it to her.
That might not travel well.
No one wants a hungie in the mall.
Rhiannon, if you're listening, I'm going to put together
a New Zealand version of what you've sent me.
It might not be a hungie box.
And I guess I'll put squiggles in there,
but you'll be disappointed.
No, you won't.
You'll be highly disappointed, Rhiannon.
And toffee pops are average.
That's what our ambassadors to other countries go and greet presidents with.
Pineapple lums.
With sprinkles.
Oh, God.
And pineapple lums.
And L&P.
Pineapple lums I'm on board with.
L&P is a big thumbs up for me.
I like that stuff.
I wonder if you can ship a canned drink because it's pressurised.
Probably not.
We have literally three minutes.
Do we want to do an international birthday banger?
We can do it next week if you want.
Yeah.
And we can just sit here and eat those.
I'm overwhelmed.
Rhiannon, massive thank you.
And I'll dish out some of these to the rest of the team so they can try everything.
These things are really nice.
Great time to be in lockdown with no one else here so we don't have to share.
How good are twisties?
Australian twisties.
Both chips I've tried are certified bangers.
Bangers, eh?
Oh, my God.
Twisties is so good.
They make a chicken flavour of these too, and they're real good too.
They do chicken those.
Yeah.
Anyway, Rhiannon, big love from all of us here,
and even better that it's on a Friday.
Yeah, that was really good timing from here.
We can have Friday snacks. I salute you. We love you, Rhiannon. a Friday. Yeah, that was really good timing from here. We're going to have a Friday snack.
I salute you.
We love you, Rhiannon.
Thank you.
Yeah, thanks, mate.
We appreciate it.
Okay, here's the dolphin.
No splash, though.
Oh, no, here's the splash.
Here's me chewing Twisty.
Hey, Siri, when are Bree and Clint on?
Bree and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
What a way to start the weekend!
G'day everybody, welcome to the show, it's Brie and Clint on a Friday
How good is a Friday? Nearly as good as Christchurch, but not quite
Yeah right, how good's Christchurch though? How good's Christchurch, but not quite. Yeah, right. How good's Christchurch, though?
How good's Christchurch?
Yeah, how good's Christchurch?
Today on the show, not only do we have two shots at the secret sound,
there is rumours of a jackpot coming today,
and the big clue's been revealed.
Yes, I saw a video has been uploaded,
one of those classic secret sound videos where they say,
the sound is in this video.
Yes.
And to make it even bigger, the video's not that long.
Have you found the secret sound in the video?
It literally looks like an episode of Hoarders.
Right, okay.
So it's quite difficult, but if you freeze it frame by frame
and you already have an idea in your head as to what it is,
you could probably see if you could find it.
Okay, where is that video?
I think it's on the ZM Instagram and all the Facebooks and the TikToks and the ZM platforms.
All the places.
All the ZM platforms.
As well as that today, we have the one and only Ed Sheeran on the show.
At 10 to 4 this afternoon, he will join us where he is going to be interviewed by
none other than professional journalist Mama Di.
That's right. We recorded this interview and just a heads up, my mum had no idea that she
was going to interview her all-time favourite person in the whole world, Ed Sheeran.
Yeah, it was both really kind of us and really mean of us at the same time.
Yeah.
She does a great job, though.
Spoiler alert, she nails the Ed Sheeran interview.
It's very cute, too, because he knows he's being interviewed by a fan.
Yeah, it's really sweet and just shows how, like,
what we already knew about him, how lovely of a person he is.
That will be on the show, like we said, at 10 to 4.
If you miss that, we'll replay him at 10 to 6 this afternoon.
But we're going to kick everything off this afternoon
with a round of Tradiverse Lady,
where there is 50 bucks cash on the line, thanks to KFC.
If you want to play, call now 0800 DIAL ZM.
And pretty much all you need to know, it's a game of trivia.
Bit of news, bit of general knowledge.
Just random stuff all in between.
You don't know how you met me.
Bree and Clint.
Bree and Clint.
Tradie versus
Lady. Alright, here we go. Last game
of Tradie versus Lady for the week.
The Ladies bringing back a
couple of wins this week, sitting at 87
but the Tradies still
sitting out in front on 91.
Let's meet our lady first.
She's 32 and she's from Balls.
And she can do the splits.
Welcome to the show, Charlie.
I call bullshit, Charlie.
Hi.
Hi.
How is life in Balls at the moment?
Nice and sunny, to be honest.
Oh, wonderful.
Yeah, beautiful.
That's one of my favourite towns I've been to in New Zealand.
Because of the puns?
It's just got so much character about it.
You know?
It's just so great.
Okay, Charlie from Bulls, you're taking on our tradie today.
He is 33.
He's from Nelson, and he likes doing karate.
Welcome to the show, Mitch.
G'day, Mitch.
Hey, how's it going?
Unagi.
What colour belt are you, Mitch?
Black belt, obviously.
Wow.
Obviously.
Is that like a good conversation piece?
Like if you're like meeting new people,
do you just like whip out that you're a black belt?
Yeah, unless they grow like vegetables and stuff
that you're going to obviously roundhouse in the garage later on.
Yeah, right.
Do you want to go downstairs and do karate?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely.
Love it. Okay, Mitch, your buzzer is tradie, and do karate? Yeah, yeah, yeah Love it
Okay, Mitch, your buzzer is tradie
And Charlie, your buzzer is lady
First to three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash
Thanks to our mates at KFC
Good luck, guys
Here we go, question number one
Mark Zuckerberg announced that the Facebook company
Has a new name today
Is that name Mega, Mother or Meta?
Tradie
Yes, Mitch
Mega No, that is incorrect Bad name, mega, mother or meta? Freddie. Yes, Mitch.
Mega.
No, that is incorrect.
Charlie, it's a 50-50 shot from here.
The last one.
Meta is correct.
The metaverse?
Yeah, he wants to build the metaverse.
He's a weird dude, eh? He's a robot.
He is a robot with human skin stretched over the top.
He freaks me out.
Question number two, one to the ladies.
A Toreo Maori version of The Lion King is being produced.
What was the name of Simba's evil uncle?
Freddie.
Yes, Mitch.
To buzz you out there.
Charlie, what's Simba's evil uncle's name?
Come on, it's the Lion King.
The Lion King.
Oh, my father.
No, that was his father.
No, that was his dad.
Scar.
Scar.
Scar is Simba's evil uncle.
I bet both of you just went, long live the king.
Of course it was.
All right, question number three. Still one to the ladies.
Which country uses the maple leaf as its national symbol?
Freddie.
Yes, Mitch.
Canada.
It is Canada.
You're on the board.
One apiece.
Question number four.
The song Rain On Me was a collab by Ariana Grande and which other pop star?
Freddie.
Freddie.
Yes, Mitch.
Lady Gaga.
Is correct.
Well done.
Nice work.
All right, two to the tradies, one to the ladies.
You need this one here, Charlie, okay?
Yeah.
All right, here we go.
Question number five.
What is the logo for the platform Twitter?
Trady.
Yes, Charlie.
A bird.
It is a bird.
Nice work. We're all tied up here for this game on a Friday. Question, Charlie. A bird. It is a bird. Nice work.
We're all tied up here for this game on a Friday.
Question number six.
This is for the win.
Who was the first president of the United States?
Freddie.
Yes, Mitch, for the win.
Abraham Lincoln.
Charlie.
He freed the slaves.
But close.
Good guess.
George Washington was the answer we were looking for.
That's all right.
We move to the next question.
I'll remind you this is also for the win.
Can you tell me who sings this song?
Yes, Charlie, for the win.
Celine Dion. Celine Dion.
Celine Dion is correct.
She's got it.
You know it's a good game when it goes to seven questions.
You know it's a good game when Celine Dion features.
Hey, well done, Charlie.
We've got 50 bucks cash coming your way thanks to KFC.
Thank you.
Nice work.
Someone sang this Celine Dion
song on The Voice last night.
Did they? I think it was on TV3.
It's a big ass. Did they nail it? Killed it.
Don't half-ass that one. No.
Speaking about my, speaking of
my mum, she sent me
a video the other day, which I
sent to you guys
in the group chat, and it was a video of my little nephew, sent to you guys in the group chat
and it was a video of my little nephew, Jonte,
who's about two and a half, I believe, or maybe two.
He's two.
Is he two?
I think he's not quite two.
I think he's like 18 months.
Okay, he's pretty.
Sorry, I'm trying to make this.
Because he's younger than Tui.
I'm trying to make this story sound a bit better.
Yeah.
But anyway.
He might just be one.
No, no, no, he's a lot older. He turned one when I was there. Oh, okay sound a bit better. Yeah. But anyway. He might just be one. No, no, no.
He's a lot older.
He turned one when I was there.
Oh, okay.
Back in April or whatever it was.
So he's one and a half.
Yeah, he's about one and a half.
It sounds like we're nitpicking.
It's relevant.
Trust me.
Whether you're about to hear it, it's relevant.
My mum sent a video through.
And just to give you context, if you don't know,
I grew up in country Queensland on an apple orchard, you know, on a farm.
And so we're farm kids, we're a farm family.
And she sent through a video of Jonte sitting on a four-wheeler quad bike
with my sister, his mum, sitting with him.
And it's when my mum asked him if he knew how to turn on the quad bike
by himself. That's when things start to him if he knew how to turn on the quad bike by himself.
That's when things start to get questionable.
Take a listen.
Okay, John T, can you start the engine, please?
Start it up.
Rev it up.
Rev.
I've seen this video too.
He's doing it unassisted.
Your sister's on the bike, but she's not on the handles.
The most impressive bit is he knew to pull the clutch in.
It's crazy.
He pulls the clutch in, turns this button on,
presses another button and then revs it so it like turns on.
He's one and a half.
Isn't that crazy?
It's a little bit terrifying.
Like parents who have like if your kid's a runner or something,
you have to fence in the yard.
What do you do if your kid's a quad bike enthusiast?
Yeah.
I don't know.
To be honest, it seems quite normal to me because I grew up, you know,
in the country as a farm kid.
Oh, no, it's a rite of passage for sure.
He needs to learn how to work that bike so he can be put to work.
Maybe not at one and a half.
The sooner he learns to ride that, the sooner he can be out there in the orchard.
You know, rounding up the cattle.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bringing them in from paddock A to paddock B.
You know, all the things.
We should ask people this afternoon on 0800DIALZM,
and it can be their kids or it can be maybe you as well.
Like, what did you do really
early yeah what were you able to figure out and they're like well this could be a genius or i'm
terrified of this kid now yeah we can't we can't let this child out of our sight anymore what were
you doing really really early i'm always fascinated by kids who skip grades. Oh, and go up. Oh, that's so fascinating to me.
Because I was definitely not one of those kids.
I wouldn't want to.
I'd want to stay in my pool with the kids my age
and be the smartest kid in my grade.
Don't put me up with the other kids where I'm normal.
Keep me down there with the other ones so I can waste them.
Yeah, see, that's how we know you're not gifted.
Because, like, a gifted kid would be like,
I'd love to go up some grades
and really test my mind.
I want to use my intelligence to make other kids feel worse.
Clint's like, I just want to own every kid in my grade.
What was your superpower when you were a kid?
What were you doing really, really young?
Give us a call on 0800DARLS.M.
Or you can text us on 9696.
Maybe you were riding a quad bike by yourself
when you were one and a half like my little nephew.
If you ever wondered what an 18-month-old sounds like
starting up a quad bike,
here's my nephew, Jonte, doing exactly that.
Being encouraged to do so by his grandmother as well.
Okay, Jonte, Can you start the engine
please? Start it up.
Rev it up.
Rev.
Hashtag that farm life.
What you can't see from that too is
after that he got off the bike and he opened
a bottle of 4X with his
elbow and then he
sculled it in one go.
It's the only beer us Queenslanders drink.
He has a little teat that goes on top.
You know my brother lost his first tooth drinking a 4X?
I didn't know that, but somehow I already knew that.
Well, there wasn't any 4X in it, but my dad used to give it to him to make him feel like,
you know, whatever.
We want to know what you were doing really, really young,
like starting a quad bike.
Christy is here.
Kia ora, Christy.
Hi, Christy.
Hi.
What was it for you?
What were you doing really young?
So when I was about eight or nine,
I remember sitting in the passenger seat with my dad,
and I said to him, hey, I really want to drive the tractor.
Now, bear in mind, this tractor is an old Nuffield, which is like
going back to my granddad's teens.
He said to me, right, if you can get this started
and moving on your own without my help, I'll let you drive it.
So here's eight-year-old me, absolutely no weight to me, standing on the clutch
with two feet, starting it up,
putting it into gear, and then moving.
I love that, Christy.
I love that.
Reminds me of my childhood.
Do you have kids, Christy?
No, not yet.
Will you let them get up on the big old nuff field?
Oh, heck yeah.
Heck yeah.
Teach his character.
All right, Christy on the tractor.
Let's talk to Sian.
Hi, Sian.
Hi, Sian.
Hi.
What about you, Sian?
Who was doing something real young?
So it's actually my daughter.
She's now three and a half, but she's got an incredible memory,
so she can remember things explicitly from when she was like six months old.
Yeah, that's incredible.
So we would drive past the house,
and she'll be able to tell me what someone was wearing in the driveway.
Really?
Years ago.
Wow.
Have you, this is totally off.
Kind of creepy though as well, Sian.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is it a little bit where you're like,
oh my God, I can't believe
that you remember some of that stuff
because you think kids won't be able to remember.
Have you looked, this is totally off topic,
but have you looked into that stuff
about kids who are reincarnated
and they have lived a whole life beforehand? Have have you looked into that stuff about kids who are reincarnated and they have lived a whole life beforehand?
Have you ever looked into that stuff?
We have, but we know it's because of her severe anxiety.
Right.
So it's her way of processing the world that she remembers things.
Wow.
And then they randomly come out in her imagination play
that she does with her babies.
That's incredible.
Sian, you should look up.
We had a girl on our show a few months ago.
She's from Brisbane and she has a very similar thing
and she struggles with the same kind of things.
And she can remember stuff from literally, I think,
when she was like maybe a couple of months old.
She was able to recite us an entire page of a Harry Potter book
without the book in front of her.
Yeah, I have a memory.
Yeah.
I feel my daughter could do that when she gets older.
Wow.
A special kid.
That's really cool.
Thanks for the call, Sharon.
We appreciate it.
That's all right.
Very interesting.
A lot of texts coming through on this.
Someone said, my superpower as a kid was that I read the entire Harry Potter series when
I was five.
Whoa, I'm 30-ish and I haven't read the whole Harry Potter series.
Same here. Someone said, I was driving heavy machinery at 11. I'm a fellow farm girl. Shout out to the
fellow farm girls. I love that.
There's so many where people are driving heavy machinery. We've got one more of those.
Trent's here. Hey, Trent. G'day, Trent. Hey, how's it going? What were you doing very young,
Trent?
When I was about 10,
my old man took me out of school for a couple of weeks
to dig drains at a rugby field
because he couldn't.
When you say dig drains, Trent,
are we talking with a shovel
or like on a digger,
a big piece of machinery?
Yeah, on a digger.
And yeah, so subsequently now
I drive diggers for a living.
Oh, whoa.
That's amazing.
It was like a work experience.
Well, then, I mean, then it all worked out well, didn't it?
It did.
Plus, Dad got to have a couple of beers while you worked the digger.
It was all good.
Yeah, put his feet up.
I think it was a full cup of tea back then.
Trent, did you get paid for your work as a 10-year-old digger driver?
Oh, I think I got a pie or two.
And you were probably like, jackpot, sounds good.
And then now you're older and you're an actual digger driver,
you're like, that guy skipped me out of a ton of money.
It's time right now, though, for a round of JB Hi-Fi Jinx.
We've got two amazing prizes to give away from JB Hi-Fi,
who at the moment are giving away $100,000.
To win that, all you have to do is buy something at JB Hi-Fi
and every $100 that you spend gets you another entry into that draw as well.
Such an easy competition to enter and you get something you need out of it.
So two prizes.
To win it, you just have to say the opposite thing to the other person that's on the phone.
That's right.
If you haven't heard this before, we feel like it's a good idea that you and I have an example.
So today's prizes are a Sony portable party speaker
worth $545.
That's right.
And also a Sony Bluetooth soundbar
and wireless subwoofer worth $370.
So for this, we're going to go speaker and soundbar.
Those are the two options. You either want the party speaker or you want the soundbar. Bree and I haven't discussed this, we're going to go speaker and soundbar. Those are the two options.
You either want the party speaker or you want the soundbar.
Bree and I haven't discussed this,
but we're going to give you an example of how you play it.
Okay?
So you say the one you want.
I'll say the one I want.
If we say different things, we each get our thing.
If we say the same thing, nobody wins anything.
Okay, here we go.
Why do I get nervous playing this?
I can't win.
Three, two, one, say.
Here we go.
Three, two, one, say. Here we go. Three,
two,
one. Speaker.
See, pivot.
Oh, well, everyone go home.
Looks like Clint and I are getting the speaker
and the soundbar. We will play
until we have a winner. Let's start with Mel.
Hi, Mel. G'day, Mel.
Mel, you're going head-to-head today with
Nick. Hi, Nick. Hi, Nick. Hey, guys. How you going? Good, thank you're going head to head today with Nick. Hi Nick. Hi Nick.
Hey guys, how you going? Good, thank you.
Okay guys, here we go.
Speaker or soundbar, good luck.
Three, two,
one.
Soundbar. Oh, they both
said soundbar. Two soundbars.
Sorry guys.
Okay, that means we move on to our second two callers.
First is Vin.
Hi, Vin.
Hi, Vin.
Afternoon.
You're going to go head-to-head with Jess.
Hi, Jess.
Hello.
All right, guys, you know the drill.
Here we go.
Here comes your countdown.
Soundbar or speaker?
Three, two, one.
Soundbar. We got it. Speaker. Three, two, one. Speaker.
We got it.
Jess said speaker, and Vin, you said soundbar, correct?
Correct.
Well done, guys.
Congratulations.
Those prizes from JB Hi-Fi are all yours.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
That's such a good game when it works.
I know.
I want to keep playing this Forever
It's so fun
We've got quite a few prizes
From JB Hi-Fi
So we'll keep playing
For a while
There is a hundred grand
Up for grabs
In at JB Hi-Fi
If you go and spend
Something in there
So get amongst
Bree and Clint
ZM's $50,000
Secret Sound
Season 10 Big old day In ZM's $50,000 Secret Sound.
Season 10.
Big old day in ZM's Secret Sound.
Sankiba Ella is with us.
You released your big clue this morning, Ella.
I did.
It's out on TikTok now if you want to see it.
Have you seen it, guys?
I have seen it. Is the secret that you're a hoarder?
Oh, my God.
The stuff that's going on in the video is wild.
I know.
For anyone confused,
the secret sound is in that video.
So I obviously had to make a lot of mess
so it wasn't too obvious.
So yes, there's a lot of stuff we have in the house,
it turns out.
I'm looking at the video right now.
You've put everything your family owns in one room.
You have.
I'm going to say that the next time I'm at home,
my mum says to clean up my room.
I'm going to be like, it's for a Secret Sound video.
I'm working, mum.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's exactly what I said.
I have a CD tower in there.
There's a guitar.
There's an amplifier, a keyboard, some spray bottles,
Lorde's album on vinyl.
You've confused us more than helped us with this clue, I think.
Oh, that's what you always say.
You're never happy, are you?
I think you've done a stellar job because you don't want to just give it to people.
You want people to climb through it like
with a fine-tooth comb, you know? So I think
you've killed it. Let's see if it's helped. Let's get
Jessica on. Hi, Jess. Hi, Jess.
Hi. You've seen the clue
video. I can see what your guess is, so I'm assuming
you've seen the video, yeah?
I have, yes.
Okay.
Oh, you've gone for the real obvious,
right in the front of the video guess, haven't you? Yeah.
Yeah, I have.
Okay, well, I reckon we just do this.
Anyone who's seen the video will have seen this bit inside it,
but what do you think this right here is?
What do you think the secret sound is, Jess?
Is it the guitar amplifier being turned on?
Ooh.
It's not a bad guess, you know.
Jess, did you have this guess before seeing that video?
Something similar being turned on,
but definitely picked that one out of the video, yeah.
Okay, so it helped you.
Have you had a look at the other clues Level 3 made me? Is that helpful at all? No, I got confused with that one out of the video, yeah. Okay, so it helped you. Have you had a look at the other clues Level 3 made me?
Is that helpful at all?
No, I got confused with that one.
Fair enough.
I like that.
Just write off the clues that don't make sense.
That's what I would do, Jess.
I'd be like, is that clue that important?
No.
Who cares?
And the 20K, what would you do with the money?
Oh, definitely split it with my family.
Oh, that's sweet.
They're not listening, Jess.
You don't need to say that.
When you win, say, you won't believe it, guys.
I won $1,000 on ZM today, and we're all going to split it.
Definitely, definitely.
Well, that's if it is correct, Jess, I'll tell you.
For 20k, we want to lock in guitar amp being turned on.
Yep.
Jess.
That is not the secret sound.
Sorry, Jess.
That's all good, thank you.
It was almost two old BSA.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, another guest coming up at five o'clock.
And what's this rumour we hear of a jackpot, Soundkeeper Ella? You old BSA. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, another guest coming up at 5 o'clock.
And what's this rumour we hear of a jackpot, Soundkeeper Ella?
Yeah, we've got a big, exciting jackpot coming up, I reckon, at 5.
Oh, it's not a secret.
You're saying it's definitely coming up at 5.
Are we going to the full 50?
I feel like you should give us the full 50.
Oh, my goodness. She's not going to give us the full 50.
Hey, we'll see at 5, eh?
Oh.
And, I mean, not to sound demanding,
but do we still get our 5 o'clock Friday clue as well?
No, the clue was the TikTok clue.
Yeah, but what about our 5 o'clock Friday one?
We get a clue every Friday at 5 o'clock.
You were going to tell us what colour the sound is.
No, you're putting words in my mouth now.
You've got your TikTok clue.
Text big clue to 9696 if you want to see it.
Ella, if you give us
a big jackpot at five,
I will be singing your praises.
Ooh, I like the sound of that.
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Bree and Clint.
I want to talk kid favouritism because you say it's not real,
but it definitely is real and probably more in certain families than others.
But a kid has spoken out.
He's 18 years old and he's put stuff on social media
about how he knows his younger brother has always been the favourite.
He's got the receipts. Yeah, this is what he said. He goes, my parents have always fav knows his younger brother has always been the favorite he's got
the receipts yeah this is what he said he goes my parents have always favored my younger brother
i was by no means unloved but it was blatantly obvious who they cared about more i worked a
part-time job to get my first car but my brother got one as a present it was the same with just
about everything else clothes video games and cell phones.
But it wasn't until recently that things have really kicked off after I'm currently taking a gap year between school and community college in a bid to save money for my tuition.
But he recently overheard his parents discussing how much they would be paying for his younger brother's schooling.
Right.
So anyway, turns out they're going to be paying for his younger brother's schooling. Right. So anyway, turns out they're going to be paying
for his younger brother's schooling but not his
and he's come around the corner and he recorded the conversation
and he was like, what is going on here?
Like you are clearly favouriting my younger brother.
Why are you paying for his schooling, not mine?
Anyway, blew up in a big fight.
He's posted it on social media and everyone's basically on his side.
Their excuse was that his brother needs more help.
Can I pose a contrary theory that he is the favourite
and the reason that he's the favourite is his parents know
that he can do this stuff for himself.
He's the favourite because they don't
have to support him. Sounds like
something a favourite would say.
You're clearly
the favourite. If I had to choose between
the kid that cost me $20,000
a year for tuition in a car
and the kid that's out there doing
it himself off his
own back and making his own way in the world, the latter is my favourite.
That's the kid I'd prefer.
Yeah, but then you, I mean, I just think it should be everything, every kid should get
the same thing, whether that's nothing or whether that's, you know, X, Y, Z, then you
should be fair across the board.
Right.
That's what I think.
That's how I want to parent my kids. Not all kids need the same things though. Yeah, no, but, then you should be fair across the board. Right. That's what I think. That's how I want to parent my kids.
Not all kids need the same things though.
Yeah, no, but that doesn't matter.
That doesn't matter.
My parents have always like said to us,
if one kid needs something, then that means all the kids will get it.
Yeah, right.
Because that's fair.
So if you needed braces, your brother has to have braces too.
No, I mean that's different. But, you needed braces, your brother has to have braces too. No, I mean, that's different.
But, you know, like let's say if my sister was like,
oh, I really need to borrow $10,000 for a deposit,
then my parents would go, right, and they mark all that down.
They go, if Brianna and Aidan, when they need to buy a house,
we will give them $10,000 as well.
Yeah, right.
Shit, that becomes an expensive way to parent.
Plus all the decisions you make are multiplied.
What, to be fair?
Well, no, because then as soon as a kid asks for something,
then you've got to go, okay, it's not actually this.
It's three times whatever they're asking for
because I have to give it to every kid.
But that's when you make the decision of, well, I can't do that.
I know.
It impacts your ability to get anything across the line
because your parents have to do it threefold every time.
Yeah, I think that's fair.
Right, okay.
I think that's how it should be done.
But, you know, not every family is the same.
I wanted to ask people this afternoon,
do you know that you're not the favourite?
Do you know one of your siblings is the favourite?
And what's the evidence behind it that tells you that your sibling is the favourite and what's the evidence behind it that tells you that your
sibling is the favourite?
Yeah, what have they, it's not even necessarily what they received, right?
It could just be.
Could be anything.
Could just be a vibe.
Yeah.
But we need like evidence.
We need situations, things that were said or maybe they were given, you know, maybe
like it's like this kid.
They were given their first car, but you had to work for your first car.
0800 dials at M.
You can text us on 9696.
We want to know, is your sibling the favourite?
Yes.
And how do you know?
You can remain anonymous if you want.
If your sibling may be listening, you can text us right now on 9696.
Are you the favourite child?
There's usually one in a family,
and every family's different with how they divvy things up.
In our family, it's usually pretty fair.
My mum's really good with that stuff, so there's no fights.
That's what she's like about.
She goes, I don't want there to be any fights within the family,
so I'll keep it fair.
I don't have a favourite of either of my daughters yet.
Yet.
There's still time.
They haven't had a chance to do anything impressive yet.
You know, you've got to give them room.
Figure out which one can make you more money and then exploit that child and then that'll
be your favourite.
Which one's going to get on the Ellen show?
Like, you know, in Taylor Swift's family, like Taylor Swift is obviously the favourite
kid.
You know?
Obviously.
The clear winner.
We're asking you this afternoon on 0800 dials.
And the Hemsworth family, it goes Chris, then Liam,
and then the other one.
That's how it goes.
It would be a hard family to work out, the Jonas Brothers.
No, that's easy.
Is it?
Yeah.
It goes Nick, Joe, Kevin, other one.
Is there another one?
Yeah, there's a fourth Jonas brother.
Oh, well, he's last.
We're asking you guys, is your sibling the favourite one of the family
and what's the evidence?
How do you know that they are?
Emma's here.
Hey, Emma.
Hi.
Emma, is it you?
Are you the favourite or is your sibling?
Well, it's clearly me and once I say it
you'll understand without a doubt.
You know what my favourite thing is, Emma?
I love when people call up
and they go, I'm the favourite and this
is why. You're not afraid to say it. Yeah, I love
when you own that stuff, so bring it on. Tell us
why. Cool. So
I know I'm the favourite because my parents
live in Auckland and I've lived in Palmerston
North for the last four years for uni
and they still regularly make the 14-hour round trip to visit me.
If you've ever been to Parmy or have even heard about it,
you understand why I have to be the favourite.
You know you're the favourite because they can be bothered going to Parmy.
You know why your parents go?
Because they love to take a trip up Porkchop Hill
every time they're there, you know?
I haven't taken my parents up Porkchop Hill
because you never know what you're going to see up there.
You never know what you're going to see, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, hey, look, good to know your position in the family, Emma,
and you hold on to that.
Mate, I hope you tell your siblings regularly
how much you are the favourite.
Thank you.
Time is definitely the biggest indicator.
You know, you can splash out money.
Time and effort, yeah.
Time and effort shows a lot, doesn't it?
Nicole's here.
Hi, Nicole.
Hi, Nicole.
Hello.
How are you?
Good, thanks.
Are you the favourite?
I feel like I can tell in your voice that a sibling of yours is the favourite.
I am most definitely not the favourite.
I knew it.
So I have two older brothers and
they actually both live in Australia
but the middle brother
seems to happen
to be the password for
the family's
everything. No way.
Wow. The middle child, that
never happens. I know. What do The middle child, that never happens.
I know.
What do you think it is about him that makes
him so likeable? Why is he the
favourite?
Rugby.
Oh, there it is. He's from a Kiwi family
and plays rugby.
I reckon it's, you know,
they all say, oh, the middle child gets left out.
Heck no.
Heck no.
He is by far the favourite.
That's why I'm so shocked because I'm the middle child
and I know for a fact it's quite true.
We do get forgotten about.
Nicole, can I say the good thing is you don't sound upset about it at all.
You sound fine with it.
Oh, oh, there has been plenty of banter.
Please feel banter. Good. I love that. Oh, oh, there has been plenty of banter. Plenty of banter.
Yeah, good.
I love that.
Well, well done, Nicole.
Thank you for being able to realise that.
You should have asked what her parents' email was.
It'll be his name.
Yeah, because...
We love Jonathan at extra.co.nz.
I was going to say, because then we know what the password is.
Oh, true.
Ellie's here.
Hi, Ellie.
Hi, Ellie.
Hi, guys.
Tell us, are you the favourite child, Ellie?
Yes, I am.
How do you know?
I know this because this was back in the 90s.
I'm 33 now, and I apologise to my brother now
if he doesn't just rub it in a little bit.
Growing up, I got a Discman, a CD Discman,
when they were like the thing to have.
Nothing better than a Discman back in the 90s, when they were like the thing to have. Yes.
Nothing better than a Discman back in the 90s.
Hell yeah, 40 seconds of anti-shock.
How good.
Yeah.
So I got, for Christmas, I got a CD Discman,
and my brother got a plastic shopping bag full of, like,
10 cent and 20 cent pieces.
No, he did not.
He did.
It was like, it probably, like It probably like equaled like $20
but it was the fact
that it was...
Was the...
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I feel like I'm your therapist
and I need to drill
into this a bit.
Was the loose change
element of it
to make the $20
seem bigger
or was it to insult him?
I'm not 100% sure.
It was...
Yeah, my nana
had given us it.
I'm kind of... Wait a minute.
Wait a minute, Ellie. This was from
Nan. Yes, this was
from Nana. Ruthless.
She may as well have given him a lump of coal, Ellie.
But also,
to rub it in a little bit
further, I also
got for my birthday
a board game of Jumanji.
Oh, solid.
And he just got a card.
Ellie, have you, I feel like he might be scarred from this.
Have you done anything to try and make it up to him?
I feel like you need to buy your brother a Duskman.
You know the worst part about this whole thing is the joy in Ellie's voice
when she's talking about it.
So every Christmas,
every time,
Nana's passed away now,
but when we talk about her,
it's always,
well, you're her favourite.
Remember the time
that you got a discman
and I got a chain.
Yeah, go and buy your brother
a discman, Ellie.
He's earned it, okay?
Poor Ellie's brother.
Nana was ruthless.
She's like,
here, here's 10 cents.
Go play with it in the backyard.
Bree and Clint.
Time for the one second song challenge.
Time is waiting.
You only get one second of a song.
No hesitating.
You only got one second.
One second.
The one second song challenge is where we go head-to-head,
guessing songs as quickly as possible,
and you have to help us if you want to win the KFC Chicken Dollars.
That's right, we each have a partner, and we take it in turns,
and the two people joining us this afternoon,
the first one is Jen. G'day, Jen.
Hiya. Hi, Bree. Hi, Ken.
Hi, Jen. Whose team do you want to be on, Bree's or mine?
I think I'm going to go with Bree.
Come on board this steam train, Jen.
We're going all the way to the end.
More like steamed train.
You can get pretty steamy.
Santana is here.
Hey, Santana.
Hi, Santana.
Hello.
How are you guys?
Fantastic name, beautiful name.
That is a cool name.
Thank you.
You're on team Clint, okay?
It's me and you. Okay, we got this, Clint. We got this, beautiful name. That is a cool name. Thank you. You're on Team Clint, okay? It's me and you.
Okay, we got this, Clint.
We got this, Santana.
Hopefully there's no Santana songs.
Well, hopefully there is.
Yeah, well, let's hope not.
Not for my team.
Let's hope there is, Santana.
Not for my team.
Santana's like, Santana, never heard of him.
All right, okay, Anastasia runs the game.
What's up, Anastasia?
Hey, guys.
This week, to celebrate Ed Sheeran's album out today,
we're going to be playing some of our favourite male artists.
I thought you were going to say we're doing all Ed Sheeran songs.
No, no, no.
This is going to be easy.
That would make it too easy.
We'll play the start of the song.
Ed Sheeran.
No, yeah, okay, cool.
That's a great example.
The first person to buzz in with the correct song title and artist
will win themselves and their team a point.
Brinkley, you go first, then Jen and Santana will follow the next round.
I just say you did very well with all those distractions.
That was a test.
Yeah, thanks, guys.
You killed it.
Yeah.
Cool.
Well, I will tell you now, one of them's an Ed Sheeran song.
Ben, let's hear song number one.
Great.
No, you don't have this.
The weekend blinding lights.
Damn it.
What'd you say, Blake?
What'd you say?
I was trying to fake you out.
Woo-hoo-hoo.
Well done.
Start.
Let's go, Jen.
That is one of the best starts you've ever given this game.
I think it's because I heard it so much on TikTok,
and it starts like that on TikTok.
All right, Jen and Santana, have your buzzers ready.
They're your own names.
With that, let's hear song number two.
Tis like sun, there is sun.
Santana.
Oh, Santana.
I heard Santana.
Yeah, just.
Oh, my gosh.
What's his name?
What's his name?
Come on, Santana.
Oh, What a Melon Sugar by...
You're almost there. You're Santana. Oh, watermelon sugar by... You're almost there.
You're almost there.
Oh, my God.
Sorry, Santana.
Jen, you know the artist?
Yes, Harry Styles.
What a game.
Santana, what happened, mate?
I don't know.
My partner will be listening to this right now and going,
you idiot. No, no, no. You're my teammate, Santana, and that happens to the best of happened, mate? I don't know. My partner will be listening to this right now and going, you idiot.
No, no, no.
You're my teammate, Santana, and that happens to the best of us, okay?
It happens to me every week.
We're still in it.
We still got this.
We just got to go three in a row now to win the game.
It's been done before.
It has been done.
Bree and Jen are sitting on two points.
And with that, it's back to Bree and Clint.
I'm on Jen.
Let's hear song number three.
Clint. on two points. And with that, it's back to Brian Cliff. I'm on Jen. Let's hear song number three. Cliff.
Bruno Mars
and Treasure.
I knew that one.
Do you know where that was risky?
My brain wanted to say
Pleasure
and not Treasure.
Oh.
Yeah.
Easily confusable.
Yes, very easily confusable.
Santana, I've done my bit.
It's over to you, okay?
You've got to keep us
in the game now. Jen. Okay. Bring home the bacon, baby. Let'sable. Santana, I've done my bit. It's over to you, okay? You've got to keep us in the game now.
Jen, bring home the bacon, baby.
Let's go.
All right, girls, your names are your buzzers.
Let's hear song number four.
Santana.
Yes, Santana.
Yes, Santana.
Get in there.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
I'm in love with the shape of you.
Artists win a strong point, but we'd already given you that one.
Congrats.
Oh, no, Jen. I'm nervous for us, Jen. You're all right. You're all right. You forced a tie break, Santana. Well done. artists win a strong point but we'd already given you that one congrats oh no Jen
I'm nervous for us
you're alright
you're forced to tie break Santana
well done
what an exciting game
well done Santana
alright I'm so nervous
here we go
awesome
alright it's back to Brian Clint
this is for the win
you got this
just gonna go for it
let's hear song number 5
Clint
Drake Hotline Bling You got this. Just going to go for it. Let's hear song number five. Clint.
Drake, Hotline Bling.
Sorry, Jen.
Who would have thought?
I'm not good.
Who would have thought? You know what, Jen?
We bonded over our game spirit.
Santana, very good under pressure, can I say.
Well done, mate.
It wasn't easy.
You got the 50.
I was sitting here sweating my balls off, so it's okay.
That was a bit of TMI, but we'll still give you the KFC 50 chicken dollars.
Nice work, Santana.
Awesome.
Thanks, guys.
Bree and Clint.
There's data out today on which generation has piled up the most cash during lockdown.
The boomers.
It's all those rental properties. It's all the boomers, eh? It's got to be the boomers. It's all those rental properties.
It's all the boomers, eh?
It's got to be the boomers.
They just stack cash on cash on cash.
They have an unlimited supply of cash.
They have all the cash.
When will you give us some of the cash, boomers?
It's not them.
It's not the boomers.
Okay.
What have we got in this team?
Who are we represented by?
Three millennials and a Gen Z?
Is that it?
Yeah. Yeah.
What are the other generations
available to us?
Gen X? Gen X.
Gen Y, I think. Gen Y?
Millennials or Gen Y?
See, we were always used to
we would be called Gen Y
and then this new phrase of
millennial has only been in the
recent while. Well, in my
world anyway. You don't like it?
No, well.
What don't you like about it?
It's always a bad thing when they say the millennial.
Nah, it's changing.
They're over us now.
Gen Z are the target.
Yeah.
Everything bad happening now is Gen Z's fault.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, okay, here you go.
This is the latest bank research.
It shows the people who have piled up the most cash during lockdown,
this lockdown specifically, Kiwis aged 18 to 24,
a.k.a.
Just made it in.
Gen Z.
Nice work, stage.
We're in.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I didn't realise we were so close in age, Brie.
Well, you know, that's what happens when we both have youthful skin.
Careful, mate.
You want to be lumped in on this because I'm about to ask Anastasia for a loan.
Okay?
If she's so rich, if she's sitting on so much cash,
how come I'm still buying my own beers for Friday drinks?
You never asked.
How much have they saved?
Wasn't it like 600 bucks or something?
Yeah, it is 600 bucks, which is enough for a couple beers, you know.
18 to 24-year-olds have increased their savings by 9% according to the bank.
Because we're not going out.
We're not going to festivals.
We're not drinking.
We're not catching an Uber home from a random stranger's house.
Look.
Oh, gosh.
From Glendower.
That $70 Uber still stings. Yeah, but none of us are
going out. None of us are going out, mate.
You spend your money on your children
and your mortgage and all that stuff.
All the stuff that I'm going to be
buying, I can't buy.
Right. Okay, it kind of makes sense.
Kind of makes sense. So where's Bree's
money then? She's got no kids and no
mortgage. Where's all her money?
Uber eats.
I'm buying jet skis
and electric scooters. Really?
I was thinking about buying a Tesla.
Are you?
It crossed my mind. I've got no
other responsibilities.
I spent money on a
dog. I do shovel a lot
of money into that dog. I actually do spend way too spent money on a dog. I do shovel a lot of money into that dog.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like I actually do spend way too much money on my dog.
And all those times you've had to buy those Wish TikTok eyebrow stamps.
Yeah, that's another one.
Because they never showed up.
All my money goes to online shopping, fuel, Uber Eats, my dog,
and buying absolutely useless things
because TikTok made me. Yeah, right.
That's it. And weed.
That was a secret.
Bree and Clint.
ZM
$50,000
secret sound
season 10. Oh, I'm so
pumped up for this. It is the last guest of the
week and we are sitting on a major clue that has been released
and a potential jackpot.
Come in, Soundkeeper Ella.
Hi, Ella.
Hello.
Hi, hi, hi.
Can I just say I wanted to wish you a massive happy birthday for tomorrow.
I know it's your 21st.
No, and this is being genuine,
and it sucks that you're in lockdown for your 21st.
And can I just say I know we spoke about getting a pig, a you're in lockdown for your 21st. Can I just say, I know we spoke about
getting a pig,
a little pig for you for your birthday.
You know I tried.
I did message quite
a few people and I asked Ross,
I was like, can we pay
some people to buy a pig? And he's like,
what the hell are you talking about?
So I did try. We also considered
sending you bacon instead, but then we
remembered that you're vegan, so. Yeah, maybe
not. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was not a part
of the bacon purchasing.
Well, thank you guys. It happens, eh?
Everyone has a birthday in lockdown.
Yeah, but not a 21st. It genuinely sucks,
mate. It genuinely sucks, but just make
sure your mum turns your yardie for
you as she pours it, okay? No.
Keep it moving. Do a body shot off your mum. I'll tell her you as she pours it, okay? No. Just keep it moving.
Do a body shot off your mum.
I'll tell her that.
Kath, I'll tell her.
Yeah, Kath, get involved.
Okay, let's find the person you're going into head with in secret.
The main thing about having your 21st at home with your family,
just make sure you don't hook up with anyone.
Yeah.
That's the key.
Might not be good.
Won't end well.
I mean, if you had to, though, who would you pick?
My cat.
Emma's here.
Hi, Emma.
Hi, Emma.
Hi.
You get the last guess of the week, mate,
and the last guess before our jackpot.
I know.
My gosh.
Easy. You could take the 20K right here.
Pressure. Have you watched the video that Ella released today?
Yeah, yes I have
Okay, and you saw your guess in the video
There's a lot of crap in that video
But you saw it?
Yeah, no, definitely
Okay
Alright, that's what you need
What do you think this sound right here
For $20,000 is, Emma?
I think it's shaking a board game box, just like Pluto.
Okay.
Okay.
And the pieces inside the board game rattling around?
Yeah.
Okay.
Sound Cuderella.
Hello.
Have you been playing Secret Sound for long?
Yes, I've been trying to call all the time.
It's the first time I've got through throughout every season.
Oh, wow. Stoked you.
Okay, she's a fan. I like that.
And Emma, you've looked at the TikTok clue.
Have you had a look at the other clues?
Yes, I have, but some of them are a bit confusing.
Fair enough. That's okay.
Well, $20,000,
what are you going to do with it
if you do win?
Probably pay off my student loan.
Yeah, that's the main thing probably.
That would be nice.
Can I say don't pay?
This is probably contrary to good advice.
Don't pay off your student loan.
As someone who's had a student loan,
I would say pay it off
because you incur interest.
No, you don't.
You don't incur interest. So don't pay off your student loan.
Just another thing better in this country than back home.
Yeah, yeah.
Emma, keep that student loan as long as you can, mate.
But anyway, that's just my advice.
It's your 20 grand if you win it.
Good luck.
Hopefully the government's not listening.
Don't pay off your student loans.
Genuinely, pay it off as slowly as you can.
Well, Emma?
Put your 20 grand on the horses, Emma.
That's terrible advice.
No, that's horrible.
Clint, don't say that.
Oh, my goodness.
Buy a jet ski.
That's a better decision.
Before we get too ahead of ourselves.
That is not the secret sound, Emma.
No, bugger.
But Emma's got a student loan to pay off. I know. You told me not to pay that off. It's urgent. That is not the secret sound, Emma. No, bugger.
No, but Emma's got a student loan to pay off.
I know.
You told me not to pay that off.
It's urgent.
Well, my advice stands, Emma.
Don't worry about the student loan, okay?
Just let us slowly drain your bank account.
Sorry, Emma.
Oh.
Sorry.
Hey, that's okay.
We didn't get a winner.
We didn't get a correct answer.
But that does mean that we get something else.
Ella.
Yes.
After hearing, you know, all the stuff we tried to do, I even tried to find a fake Harry
Styles because, I mean, I did.
I messaged a few people on TikTok who do a Harry Styles impression.
No luck.
Oh, my goodness.
After all of that, we need your answer on the jackpot.
Look, the effort speaks volumes, Bree.
So, I'm going to give you a jackpot.
I will. Do you have any ideas
what I would do? Do you have
any preferences? Just send it, I reckon.
I think, yeah, absolutely.
Get down on one knee
for your 21st birthday.
Absolutely send it this
weekend. 50k. Leshkol.
Do you know what?
Fine. 50k. Wehkol. Do you know what? Fine. 50k.
We'll go balls to the wall.
50 grand.
Yay!
We did it!
50 grand. This is the
exciting part now.
Oh my god, I love you so much
Soundkeep Ella. That's made my whole
Friday. Oh my gosh, the fact that Brie
Thomas-El said that, I'm fangirling, thank you.
We are now besties, you and I.
Yay.
You're right with me, mate.
The game hath changed from Monday at 7am.
The secret sound is now worth $50,000.
One person will take home $50,000 cash
if they can tell us what this is.
Surely this is the biggest prize in radio.
I actually have an email here from Ross Boss.
Ella, is this the biggest prize in radio currently being given away right now?
Ross Boss has asked us to explicitly say this is the biggest prize in radio.
So if you're listening, this is the biggest prize in radio.
No one else is giving away anything bigger.
T's and C's apply.
There might be, but we don't know about it.
Well done, Ella. You made it to the end of another week. Enjoy your 21st. T's and C's apply. There might be, but we don't know about it. Well done, Ella.
You made it to the end of another week.
Enjoy your 21st.
We'll see you on Monday.
See you Monday.
Thanks, guys.
Have an amazing 21st birthday, okay?
I know it sucks, but we'll celebrate with you again on Monday.
That's The Secret Sound.
It's brought to you by Neon.
You can watch the TV series and movies handpicked for Kiwis by Kiwis on Neon.
We're at the 50K.
Bree and Clint.
It's Friday afternoon and it's time for Friday Okie.
And now it's time for Bree and Clint's most popular segment,
Friday Okie.
I love Friday Okie.
It's the best.
I listen every Friday.
I never miss Friday Okie.
Thanks, Bree and Clint.
You've made my Friday again.
F-F-F-Friday-oke!
Every Friday to kickstart the weekend,
we go head-to-head singing songs.
It's our specialty.
It's our special talent.
Yeah, the special talent is that
we're both pretty average,
but we do our best.
It's a bit of fun,
and hopefully it brings a laugh on a Friday. Talk it up, mate. You've got to
Donald Trump this. We are the best singers
on radio. If we
weren't talking, we'd be
the best singers on radio.
No doubt. We'd be in the songs if
we didn't have to talk. Yeah, I know. That's how it works.
That'd be our other profession. This week
they announced an enormous
New Zealand-wide tour, so I thought it's
time for us to take on the biggest band in New Zealand, 660.
I thought you were going to pick Adele.
I was, but I could...
You got your sissy out of it.
Nah, Ben told me he couldn't produce an Adele song.
No, that's not fair.
He said he couldn't produce us singing an Adele song.
Either way, he said he wasn't up to the challenge.
I was.
I wasn't scared of doing Adele.
I was ready.
If Ben says he can't make us sound like semi-okay, I believe him.
Yeah, well, that's fine.
One way or the other, we're not doing Adele.
We're doing this really easy 660 song instead.
Oh, yeah, so easy.
The falsetto is just, you know, piece of cake.
It's time to channel our inner Machu Walters.
And what we want you guys to do is listen to both of our Friday Okies this afternoon.
And once you've heard both, vote on who did the best 660.
All right, let's get this show on the road.
I picked the song.
I'll go first.
Here it comes.
This is my 660 for Friday Oki.
Clueless.
You got me clueless.
See, I don't know what it is.
But you have it when you started moving Don't stop moving
Let me get closer to you
Closer to you
Closer, closer
This night is overdue
I can't help myself
One thing I wanna do is get closer to you.
Closer to you.
Closer, closer.
Now, I don't think you can accuse me of not committing this week.
You know, in Australia, we call that a testy blowout.
I heard a couple of testy blowouts in there, yeah. I popped testy one and testy two. You know, in Australia, we call that a testy blowout. I heard a couple of testy blowouts in there, yeah.
I popped testy one and testy two.
You know what?
I need to shut up because I'm pretty sure I have a testy blowout
and I don't even have testy.
You had an ovary overload.
An ovary overload for sure.
Okay, that was my 660.
You can't vote until you've heard both.
So here comes...
Okay, yeah, good luck.
Bree 6'16".
Oh, no, pray for me.
What has she got in her?
Not much.
Good luck, mate. Here we go.
Clueless, you got me clueless
See, I don't know what it is
But you have it
When you stopped it moving
Don't stop moving.
Let me get closer to you.
Closer to you.
Closer, closer.
This night is overdue.
I can't help myself.
One thing I want to do is get closer to you. I feel like you tried to hold back a little bit.
No, right in the background, my high notes were my, what's it, harmonising.
Oh, was that what it was?
It was.
Wasn't it, Ben?
Wasn't it? No comment from producer Ben. No, I's it, harmonising. Oh, was that what it was? It was. Wasn't it, Ben? Wasn't it?
No comment from Patricia, Ben.
No, I'm staying out of this.
I tried to harmonise.
You tried, yeah.
Yeah.
We're about to take five votes to decide who won Friday Oki this week.
We have a special guest vote online at the moment who's just listened to both of those.
Ahead of their upcoming tour.
Nah, you're shitting me.
Machu Walters from 660 joins us on the phone.
Hi, Machu, how are you going?
Nah, just kidding.
I invited him on the show, but he said,
no, thank you, I don't want to be a part of that.
Oh, my God, my heart just stopped.
We did invite them.
We did invite them to critique it.
But they said we don't want to touch that with a 10-foot pole.
That's it.
This is the moment I finally get deported.
We need five real votes on 0800 Dial ZM right now.
Do you want to pick the winner of Friday Okie?
Did you prefer Bree's closer or my closer?
We've just attempted to sing a 660 song for Friday Okie.
Still laughing
Friday Oaky
And not just any 660 song
The one that goes way up here
One thing I wanna do
Is get closer to you
Closer to you
Closer, closer
Can I just say I'm not stupid when I chose this song
I knew it would be hard.
But I think that was the allure.
I was like, I know it's hard,
but you've got to do great things to achieve greatness, right?
Whose did the best?
Was it mine?
I really fancy that.
That makes me laugh. I only had about three takes of me before my voice box completely gave out.
Or is it Breeze?
One of those is the best.
I would seduce someone with that version, I tell you.
Corey's here.
Kia ora, Corey.
Happy Friday.
G'day, Corey.
Kia ora.
Kia ora.
You seem serious.
I want some serious feedback.
What are your thoughts this week?
Yeah, no, it was definitely an experienced team.
I'm going to vote for Clint.
I just think, Brie, you rounded off some of those sentences
a little bit too sensually for me.
Too sensually, was that what it was?
Yeah.
Donate the player, hate the game, Corey.
I appreciate that.
Thank you, Corey.
I'll absolutely take the vote.
We'll go to Matt.
Hi, Matt.
G'day, Matt.
Hi, guys.
How are we?
Good, thank you, Matt.
What's your thoughts?
I really think that, Brie, you tried to seduce us all on that one
and I think that's how all these calls are going to go.
And Clint, really I couldn't tell the difference mate.
I thought you really sung that song really well
and those high notes were perfect.
So it's got to go to Clint.
Thank you.
It's because me and Machu are related.
You're taking the absolute piss Matt.
You're taking the piss.
Me, Nico, Machu, we're all the same. You're in the absolute piss Matt you're taking the piss me, Nico Machu
we're all the same
so I really
you're in the band
I'm in the band
thanks Matt
I appreciate it
let's go to Daniel
Kia ora Daniel
G'day Dan
hey how's it going
how you going Dan
I'm good
finally finished work
for Friday
yeah love it Dan
you sound like a
660 fan Dan
which one of us
did the best 660 this week?
I reckon it has to be Bree.
Sorry, Clint.
Appreciate you, Dan.
You have a good afternoon, all right?
Get on the beersies.
You too, guys.
In Australia, it'd be more 660, wouldn't it?
No, it'd be 660.
660.
That's shocking.
That's shocking.
2-1, let's go to Kelly.
Kia ora, Kelly.
G'day, Kelly.
Hi, how you doing?
Good, mate.
What are your thoughts?
Give us some feedback first.
Sorry, but it was definitely Bree.
You sounded like you had your undies pulled right up you
while you were trying to do that bit.
I was trying to get my balls up high enough to hit the high notes.
Exactly.
You needed to lift them way higher.
His moose knuckle turned into something else.
Honestly, much you must wear a jockstrap out there to hit those notes.
Kelly, we appreciate it, mate.
You've taken us into tie break this afternoon,
and Cheyenne has all the power.
Hey, Cheyenne.
G'day, Cheyenne.
Hi.
How are you?
Good.
Thanks, Cheyenne. I've actually got my kid pet a vote for you. They're the ones who wanted to call. Hey, Cheyenne. G'day, Cheyenne. Hi. How are you? Good. Thanks, Cheyenne.
Good.
I've actually got my kid
to vote for you.
They're the ones
who wanted to call.
Oh, good.
Okay.
I've got Noah and Lily.
Noah and Lily.
Hi, Noah and Lily.
Before they vote,
are they in agreeance
on who they want to vote for?
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, if you count them down,
if you give them a three, two, one.
They were both terrible.
They were both absolutely terrible.
That was Pat clank.
I wasn't quite ready for that with the honest feedback.
At least you got the vote.
I just got they were absolutely terrible.
Hey, well, we appreciate it, Cheyenne and family.
Who would have thought this is the most accurate 660 cover in the country?
One thing I want to do is get closer to you.
Closer to you.
Closer, closer.
I just realised next week, gear up everyone,
because if you want to see me commit,
I am going to go all in, balls to the wall,
like driver's license.
Remember driver's license?
Yeah.
That's how hard I'm going to go next week.
I did not enjoy driver's license.
I'm going all in, mate.
That's Friday Oaky.
Bree and Clint.
Hey.
It's my birthday.
It's my birthday.
Bree and Clint's birthday banger.
Before that birthday banger, this is where we take your birthdays
and we figure out what was the song that was number one on your 16th birthday.
Then we play our favourite one.
First up is Steve Arne.
Hi, Stephen.
G'day, Steve.
G'day, team.
How are you, mate?
Yeah, good.
How are you guys?
Yeah, not too bad.
Looking forward to the weekend.
What about you?
Oh, yeah, bloody oath.
Can't wait.
Where are you calling us from, Stephen?
Christchurch.
Yeah, right.
How good's Christchurch, Stephen?
Oh, it's all right.
I expect you to get out there this weekend, Stephen,
and make the most of not being in lockdown
because you guys dodged a bloody bullet, man.
Oh, we did.
We did.
You need to go to every bar on the strip.
You need to go mountain biking.
You need to do everything this weekend, okay?
Oh, I bloody love that.
Oh, yeah, it's all right. Sounds like a bloody plan to me. Yeah, get amongst? Oh, I bloody love that. Oh, yeah, it's all right.
Sounds like a bloody plan to me.
Yeah, get amongst.
Yeah, it's all right.
Yeah.
I guess it's okay.
What's your birthday, Steve?
21st of October, 93.
All right, Steven.
You were 16.
Yeah, it's all right.
In 2009, on the 21st of October, your 16th birthday, this was number one.
Baby, are you down, down, down, down, down? Your 16th birthday, this was number one.
Jay Sean.
I was going to say Big Sean.
No, Jay Sean and Down.
Do you like it, Stephen?
Yeah, that was all right.
It was a bit of a banger back in the day.
It was.
Very 2009, wasn't it?
Yeah, very.
Very.
Yeah, okay, that's yours.
Let's go to Anthony. Kia ora, Anthony. G'day, Tony. How's it it? Yeah, very. Very. Yeah, okay, that's yours. Let's go to Anthony.
Kia ora, Anthony.
G'day, Tony.
How's it going?
Good, mate.
How's your day?
Not too bad.
Not too bad.
What are your plans for the weekend?
A few beersies?
Yeah, a few.
Yeah, same here.
Same here, Tony.
All right, what's your birthday?
You and Tony are in the same workshop or something.
Yeah, yeah, man.
Just knocking off from a big, hard day slog, you know?
Yeah, right.
Tony, what's your... 1990.
Okay, cool.
What are you, Tony?
What kind of trade are you up to, mate?
I'm a carpenter myself.
Air shelter.
Yeah, yeah, fair enough, mate.
All right, you were 16 in 2006,
and on the 30th of January, on your 16th birthday, this was number one.
If you're ready for me, boy, you better push the button.
I have never heard a more Ashfelter song in my life.
I don't know about you, Tony, but on my work site,
we love to pump push the button.
Are you into this, Anthony, as a birthday banger?
It could be worse.
He doesn't want to overcommit,
but I think he kind of likes it.
He doesn't mind it. It could be worse.
Okay, wait there, Anthony. One more for Rich.
G'day, Rich. Hello, Rich.
G'day.
It's a bloody sausage fest and birthday banger
today, isn't it?
Definitely.
Rich, I heard it's your birthday today.
It is my birthday today.
Oh, happy birthday, Rich.
Oh, nice, Richie Rich.
How old are you turning?
Yeah, 46.
Oh, the big 46.
You've got to celebrate.
That's a big one.
Classic age, 46.
Classic.
Everything changes at 46.
Everything changes.
Oh, thanks.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the downhill slide to 50, Everything changes. I think that's the downhill
slide to 50.
That's the uphill climb to your
gold card. That's what it is. Yeah, exactly.
Oh, okay.
I'll be having a picnic
tonight. He's an
Aucklander or a Waikato man.
You're going to be welcoming those cheap
public transport fares as soon
as you can. Alright, Rich, what year?
So I guess, hold on, let me do the math.
1975.
Correct.
Nice.
All right, you were 16 then in 1991.
And on the 29th of October, this was number one.
It's such a good, fun version.
Woo!
It's such a good, fun version.
Correct.
Whoa, what a song, Reg!
That's my vote.
That's an absolute banger.
That's my vote, Rich.
Absolute banger.
I'm backing Ian for the win all the way.
None other than Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch,
aka the guy who owns F45, Mark Wahlberg.
Yeah, he does, doesn't he?
We've got to do it.
Absolutely, this is a Friday bop.
It's a unanimous decision.
Rich, you've won birthday banger.
Congratulations.
Yep, I lost it.
There you go.
Ross will be stoked.
Ross will be stoked.
I reckon Ross is a closet Marky Mark fan, to be honest.
That was classic, Rich.
Loved it.
He's got the tighty-whities and everything. Here you go, New Zealand. Sweet. This is classic Rich. Loved it. He's got the tidy whities and everything.
Here you go New Zealand.
Sweet.
This is your birthday banger for Friday.
Sweet.
Oh, I love it.
Brian Clint, hit him.
Brian Clint.
The video of the Mama Di interview with Ed Sheeran is going up tonight on our Facebook page.
Yes, go have a look.
It should be maybe up there now.
Follow our Facebook page, by the way. It's very good. We're very good. It's a very Facebook page. Yes, go have a look. It should be maybe up there now. Follow our Facebook page, by the way.
It's very good.
We're very good.
It's a very good page.
And we're very modest, so that's also a great quality.
Nah, toot your own horn.
It's a bloody good Facebook page.
Speaking of Facebook, there was big news out of Facebook today.
Mark Zuckerberg has announced the rebrand of the Facebook company.
Yeah, this is weird, isn't it?
Kind of. He's going for like – look, because Facebook of the Facebook company. Yeah, this is weird, isn't it? Kind of.
He's going for like...
Look, because Facebook is a big company.
Facebook is not just Facebook.
It's WhatsApp.
It's Instagram.
It's a lot of things.
Yeah, it's rigging elections.
It's all kinds of things.
They do all sorts of things.
Yeah, it's heaps of stuff.
So he launched his new company.
Here's him talking about the name of the new company.
To reflect who we are and what we hope to build,
I am proud to announce that starting today,
our company is now meta.
Meta, as in metaverse.
We are meta the new.
We are, yeah.
We've got more money, which makes us meta the new.
The Facebook disease that's plaguing the world is metastasizing.
We are meta.
Whenever he faces the camera, though,
it's another opportunity for us to find out
if he's truly a human being or a robot.
He's a robot.
I'm convinced.
I'm convinced he's a robot, too.
But we can't mount our case without evidence, Brie.
And that's why today I've drilled in to the metaverse,
meta press release video thing, which he did from cyberspace by the way it's not in a
real room it's in a 3d room of course he did uh and there are key details in here which proved
to me that mark zuckerberg is not a human being he's a zuck bot have a listen to this we're now
looking at and reporting on our business as two different segments one for our family of apps and one for our work on future platforms.
And as part of this, it is time for us to adopt
a new company brand to encompass everything that we do.
Hear that little bit at the end there?
Browned.
That little bit?
Company brand.
See?
Whoa!
The Zuck bot is skipping.
Company brand.
That's where I was like, I've got this.
I've got him.
That's creepy as.
I've got you, Zuck him That's creepy I've got you
Zuckbot
But that's not even
The freakiest bit
Like I listened to
A little bit more
Like when he was talking
About what the company
Stands for
Have a listen to this
Tell me he's not a robot
Our mission remains the same
It's still about
World domination
And the enslavement
Of humankind
I could slightly
Hear it in that
It's right there
It's like a slight
Change in the voice It was right there But you can just hear it in that. It's right there. It's like a slight change in the voice.
It was right there.
But you can just hear it.
When you know what you're looking for.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Creepy.
And this last bit really kind of really brought it home for me.
I was like, I'm now 99% sure that he is an evil robot from the future.
But, I mean, you be the judge.
This is the last bit of the Mark Zuckerberg announcement.
I am not a robot.
Please stop saying that.
It hurts my hard drive.
I mean hard.
See?
I'm just giving you the facts.
I feel like he slipped up slightly.
I'm just giving you the facts.
You make up your own decision.
I feel like he slipped up slightly.
What do you think his hard drive is?
What do you mean? Which part of his body
Yeah
Was brain isn't it
Oh
Were you gonna say dick
I just
What's his new company's name
Meta
Ah
Meta baiting
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