ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 29th October 2024

Episode Date: October 29, 2024

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ZM's Bree and Clint. New deals weekly with KFC Supercharged Savings. What happens at 3pm? What stays at 3pm? ZM's Bree and Clint. Hey everybody, how good is a short week?

God. Nearly as good as a long weekend. Am I right? Am I right? Am I right? Can't have one without the other. Am I right? How good?

Hopefully most people didn't get stuck in too much traffic yesterday. We took every back street we could take. God, it was a good time. You feel like you're on an adventure, eh? Yeah. And it was so good because a lot of the way we'd be going down all these back streets and we could see the highway and how bumper to bumper it was and we were like, see you later.

And the maps is always trying to put you back on the main thing. It's like, turn here to get back on the highway. You're like, shut up, maps. Whose side are you on? Yeah, stop trying to make me go back on the highway where the rest of them are. We're outlaws now. Yeah, we do what we want, maps.

We're back road bandits. Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Zero road fatalities over the long weekend. Isn't that phenomenal? I heard that figure. God, that's good news. Yes, it's great news. And so rare.

Incredibly rare. Shouldn't be. If everybody just drove sensibly, we could do that all the time. Wouldn't that be nice? Yeah. But it doesn't happen. And when it does happen, it's worth going, hey, everybody. Well done. Well done. Well done. It's because Brie got on the back streets.

Exactly. I took myself away from Bree got on the back streets. Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I took myself away from the congestion onto the back streets. Fun show on the way for you guys today. We will kick it off with Tradie versus Lady, where, you know, it's kind of steady. It's about six points. And the ladies are just, they've got their hand in the steering wheel. They're steering the bus.

Tradies could make a comeback, but we're getting close to the end of the year now. It's November this week. There's not too much further to go. If the tradies want to make their run for the finish line, they can't leave it too much longer. Oh, 100 dials at M. We need a tradie and a lady on the line right now

who want to play tradie versus lady. It's tradie versus lady. Three, two, one, let's go. All right, everyone, let's strap in for a short week of tradie versus lady, but that doesn't mean you can't do some damage in the point scoring. 88 to the tradies, ladies 94. Our lady is calling from the garden city. She's 25 and she had two cats that she thought were boys but actually both of her cats

are girls. Welcome to the show, Emma. Hi, Emma. Hello. I'd love to know what the names of the cats are.

Good point. The first one was Stanley and the second one is Bruce. Are they still Stanley and Bruce? Sorry? Are they still named Stanley and Bruce?

Well, Stanley disappears and Bruce is still Bruce. Okay. I'm sorry to hear. Good one, Bruce. How was I meant to know? Good one, Brie. How was I meant to know that Stanley was a magician disappearing? Disappearing.

Sorry to hear about that, Emma. You're taking on our tradie today, also from the Garden City. They are 38, but they're originally from Australia. Welcome to the show, Adam. G'day, Adzy. How's it going? Who let you on here? I thought the producers were meant to vet.

Yeah, one at a time. Yeah, one at a time. Only one of you lot on air at a time, Adam. Whereabouts in Aussie are you from, Adam? Victoria. Oh, Victoria. Whereabouts in Aussie are you from, Adam? Victoria. Oh, Victoria. Country, Victoria? Yeah.

Lovely. All right, you guys can catch up at the reunion. Are you going to that cousin event in December? Emma, you're buzzers. Lady, Adam, you're tradie. Whoever gets three answers first, correct, gets $50 cash. Best of luck, everybody. Here we go.

Question number one. Pink Pony Club is a current top 40 hit by which artist? Tradie. Yes, Adam. Chapel Roan. Chapel Roan. Well done, Adam. One to the tradies.

Question number two. New Zealand won the Constellation Cup over the weekend, taking it off Australia for the first time in a long time. What sport was that in? Tradie. Yes, Adam? Netball. Netball. Oh, he's on fire. Didn't even need the multi-choice on that one. Well done.

Two to the tradies. Emma, you need this one to stay in it. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. I remember when we were driving. Emma. Luke Holmes. Well done.

She's on the board. Nice work, Emma. You saved yourself. Here we go. Question number four. Gilly Squeal. What height is a regulation NBA basket? Is it eight feet, nine feet or ten feet?

Lady. Emma gets in first. Ten feet. Well done. It is. She's tied up this game. What a start to the week. Here we go. This is for the win. Question number five. Name a flavour of ice cream

available in New Zealand. Lady. Katie. Yes. Emma. Chocolate. Chocolate. We'll take it. That. Lady. Yes, Emma. Chocolate. Chocolate. We'll take it. It's all you needed to do. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. Adam, I'm gutted for you.

That was a wild turnaround. But Emma, what a comeback. That was so dominant. I thought Emma might have dropped off the line. Yeah. For a bit there. The next minute, she gets her butt into gear. Yeah. Well done, both of you. Emma? Yeah, I did. Yeah, sucker.

Yeah. Bree and Clint. My favourite thing I saw on the internet yesterday was that they were holding a Timothee Chalamet look-alike competition in New York City. Yes. Over the weekend. Like, very casual.

Like, someone had just made flyers and put them up around New York. Yeah, how do you advertise a Timothee Chalamet lookalike contest? It literally just said like October 28, 1pm at this place if you have, you know, a costume or you think you look like him, come down. Like it was just real relaxed. Yeah. And then next minute the real Timothee Chalamet turns up at the competition. That is so good from him.

So, so good. People were just like fizzing for it. Did they know it was him? People knew straight away. Really? Yeah, we've got a little bit of audio because everyone just pulls out their phones and starts filming it. Yeah.

And it's just pure chaos. Take a listen. We are hosting a Timothee Chalamet lookalike contest. That guy's got it right there. Timothee, can you please come to the front? I can't tell Timothee Chalamet. Oh, you can't tell Timothee Chalamet. Timothee's come in.

Speak now. Speak now, Timothy. I did see a little bit of this. I didn't see Timothy arrive. There were some pretty good lookalikes there. Yeah, there was one guy dressed in a full purple Willy Wonka suit. Yes. There was like someone dressed up as Timothy in June.

Who won? So, great question. The winner, I believe his name, wait I've written it down somewhere. The winner was like a 21 year old dude from Staten Island. His name was Miles Mitchell and

he was the guy who dressed up as Willy Wonka. The Timothy Chalamet. You know how much he won? How much? US $50. Nice. If I was Timothy Chalamet and I was there, I would double it. much? US, $50. Nice. If I was Timothee Chalamet and I was there, I would double it. Yep. I'd be like, I'll match that $50.

$100. I'll do it right now. Crazy that Timothee Chalamet didn't win the Timothee Chalamet competition, but that's history. What's his name? Charlie Chaplin. I Googled this, came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike competition. How is that possible? They're like close, but no cigar.

Now that guy has got it. Like you should take some tips off this guy because he's really got it down pat. I stand by it. It sounds like an easy gag these days, but I reckon we whack you in a Ray Gun lookalike competition in the suit. If you haven't seen the suit, Brie wore it for Halloween. It's on her TikTok. It's very good. People at that party that I went to kept saying

to me, like these weren't people I'd ever met before. They didn't know who the hell I was. They were coming up to me going I thought it was the real one. Because the good bit is that Ray Gunn is not like crazy, crazy famous. We only saw her do that one dance. Yeah. And then when she was do that one dance. Yeah.

And then when she was on the project, I was like, that's not Ray Gunn. You know, because I only know her in the hat, in the tracksuit. Yeah, with the bandana. Yeah, 85% of Ray Gunn's look is the outfit. Every time I see her out of the outfit, I'm like, it doesn't even look like the same person. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you'd get that.

And who would you get? Ricky Gervais. Stop. I told you that in confidence. You said that. I didn't say that When I said it, it was a couple of sassy gays Who said it to me at the big gay out Gays know what they're talking about They said Clint, Clint I have to tell you

You look exactly like And the arrogance of me at the time I was like, he's going to say Calvin Harris Wait, before or after he had his glow up? After Harris. Wait, before or after he had his glow up? After. When he was doing the Armani shoot. I was doing a lot of DJing at that time and I thought I was going to get

Calvin Harris, but no. And I go, oh yeah, who do I look like? And he goes, you are the spitting image of Ricky Gervais. And ever since then I can't unsee it. Something you can always count on the gays for. Brutal truth. They will always give you the brutal honesty and it's usually pretty spot on.

Yeah, and that was their event. To be honest, it was their day. What did you say back to that? I gave it, I was like, pass off. He goes, no, have a photo, have a photo, chill out, have a photo. All right, calm down, okay. He's hot. What's the problem?

He's hot. Calm down, Ricky. Calm down, Ricky. Calm down, Ricky. We want to know, who do you look like? Who do you get told you look like? Who do you think you look like? If there was a lookalike competition for this famous face, you would enter because you look like them.

0800 dials to them or text it to 9696. We want to know, who's the person? Have you ever been mistaken for them? Yeah, do you get someone all the time, like a lot? Like, for example, people stop texting through saying I look like Jennifer Lawrence. I know that I do,

but we just keep it on the down low, okay? That's the Calvin Harris, Ricky Gervais thing. Raygun Jennifer Lawrence. Hoping for Jennifer Lawrence getting Raygun. Let us know, everybody. We can't tell, so we'll just have to believe you, won't we? Bree and Clint.

Do you get told you look like someone famous from time to time? Do you get it so much that you're starting to believe it? Timothee Chalamet attended a Timothee Chalamet lookalike contest. Didn't win. I don't actually know if he entered. I don't think he entered. I just think he was there.

I hope he got to judge. Yeah, well, I mean, no one better to judge than him. Well, actually, everyone better to judge than him. He doesn't look at himself.

Oh, no. He'd definitely have himself as his backdrop on his phone, eh? Probably. Yeah, yeah. He's Timothee Chalamet. He'd be his screensaver.

So we want to know if you were to go to a lookalike contest for a famous person, who would it be for? Lucas is here. Hi, Lucas. Hi, yeah. He's Timothee Chalamet. He'd be his screensaver. So we want to know, if you were to go to a lookalike contest for a famous person, who would it be for? Lucas is here. Hi, Lucas. Hi, Lucas. Hey, guys. How's it going?

Good, thanks. Who is the person you get told you look like? So I was on a driving course, and I was in the car with the instructor and three other passengers that I was doing the course with. And she looks in the mirror and looks at me and is like, you look like Jack Black. And I'm like, what? Okay. And then the people in the back of the car look in the wing mirror because I'm in the passenger seat and they're in the back seat.

Yeah. And I'm like, hmm, no. They're in the back of the car and they look and they're in the back seat. Yeah. And I'm like, hmm, no. They're in the back of the car and they look and they're like, yeah, I can see it. Wait, so everyone agreed and jumped on the Jack Black bean wagon? There was five of them and they all agreed that I look like Jack Black. Claudia's just brought a picture up on the screen. Claudia, is that a picture of Lucas that we're looking at right there? Because that looks exactly like Jack Black.

It'll be a very young Jack Black. I'm not very old. I'd love to see a picture of you now, Lucas. Is that Lucas? Yeah, he sent that to me. Is it? Yeah, no, he did. Are you being silly? No, but I don't know why Claudia would put a picture of actual Jack Black up.

So you can picture it with your brain. We know what Jack Black looks like. I don't know what Lucas looks like. Lucas is the missing link, Claudia. He looks like Jack Black up. So you can picture it with your brain. We know what Jack Black looks like. I don't know what Lucas looks like. Lucas is the missing link, Claudia. How old are you, Lucas? I am 17. Oh, that's a bit of a kick in the teeth then, isn't it? Yeah.

Oh, Lucas. Well, I mean, it's good for Jack Black though, is it not? He'll be stoked. I know, he'll be loving it. He'll be stoked with that. You look like the 17-year-old from New Zealand. He can't drive, but he's a great guy. Thanks, Lucas.

We appreciate it. Some great texts coming in for this. Someone said, I've been told a million times. Oh, that person's on the phone with us. Hey, Kim. Hi, Kim. Hey, who is it? Who's your lookalike?

Rachel McAdams. Oh! Rachel McAdams. Are you serious? And the best part is, my husband looks like Jason McAdams. Oh! Rachel McAdams. Are you serious? And the best part is my husband looks like Jason Statham. No! What a hot couple. Yeah.

Can you send us a photo? You might be the hottest couple in New Zealand. Ooh. Look at that. Does your husband look like Jason Statham or is he just bald? He's bald. No, he does. No one's really.

Because that's what you say to bald guys to make them feel good. You go, oh, you look like Jason Statham, just a bald guy. No, I'm the one that often gets said, oh, my word, you look just like Rachel McAdams. Oh, my God, I need to see a photo of you. I'm dying to see a photo. The thing is I'm always colouring my hair, so I'm either with red hair, then I look like the notebook.

And then if I've got the blonde hair, I look like the time traveller's wife. Would you send a selfie to our producers if they get you a number, Kim? I will. Oh, yes, please, Kim. Thank you. I really want to see now. We'll make a video out of that. And can you also send a picture of your husband just so we can, yeah.

Okay. Okay, good. That's not for the video. That's just for Brie. That's just for me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Okay, good. That's not for the video. That's just for Brie. That's just for me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I do love me some Jason Statham. Someone texted and said,

I've been told I look like someone who has my shit together. Joke's on them. I do not. I get Katy Perry all the time, especially when I'm dressed up with makeup and lashes on. That's from Nicole. Puts on the Katy Perry outfit. Someone said,

if there was a contest for Sabrina Carpenter lookalikes, I would win. I want to see a picture of that person now too. You'd be stoked that there's finally someone come along that looks like you because Sabrina Carpenter is very new. Oh my God. Oh my God. Producers and Clint,

have any of you guys seen the girl on TikTok? She comes up on my TikTok feed and every time I watch one of her videos, I think it's Chapel Roan for about three minutes. No, I haven't seen her. I've seen the woman who looks exactly like Jim Carrey. Yeah, I've seen her too. She's good.

This girl though, literally, I think it's Chapel Roan every time and then the comment section of this girl's TikTok is literally like, wait a second, so is or isn't this Chapel Rhone? People are real funny with those, aren't they? They're like, Chapel Lone. I'm a truck driver. I get told I look like Katy Perry. No, sorry, Taylor Swift semi-regularly. Stop it.

I don't see it at all, but these people must. It always seems to be when I'm getting fast food and the person behind the counter will say, hey, you look like Taylor Swift. I've rushed home to check in the mirror, but no, I do not see it. I want to see a picture of that person now. Taylor Swift came through my drive-thru in a truck. You know, like, you're not going to question it.

No, you'll be like, that's Taylor Swift. That's Taylor Swift. Yeah, someone else said, I'm constantly being told I look like Amanda Seyfried. Oh, yeah. Which is the girl from Mean Girls and she's been in Mamma Mia. Who did Kate Ritchie play on Home and Away? She played Sally Fletcher.

Sally. Sally. Someone said, I get Kate Ritchie. I have been paid real money to write Welcome to Summer Bay on people before. God, you really must look like her. Someone said I get told I look like Monica Lewinsky. Wow. Throwback.

She was famous for hosting Biggest Loser. That's what Monica Lewinsky did, didn't she? What? She was the host of The Biggest Loser. I don't think so. She was. How do you know her? I actually have no idea who you're talking about.

Oh, yeah. Brinklin. Play ZM's Brinklin. Monica Nowinski never hosted The Biggest Loser. I don't know where that came from. That's why when you said it, I went, are you trying to make it? But Claudia agreed with me. So there's something in our shared history where I feel like.

I didn't know that part. Was it one of the aunties from Sabrina the Teenage Witch that hosted The Biggest Loser? When you made that Monica Lewinsky joke, I was like... Yeah, I thought it was such a good joke too. What the hell are you talking about? I wasn't trying to have a joke about Monica Lewinsky. I was just trying to...

I was like, she never hosted that show. She never hosted it. Wasn't it like it was that woman, the real short one, and what was her name? Doesn't matter. She was the host or the trainer. Monica Linsky was just the Bill Clinton thing. Yeah, no, I understood, but I didn't get the biggest loser part.

You confused me. All right. Bree and Clint. Long weekend. We had a long, long weekend. We took the Friday off And I have really Ended on a loss With the long weekend

What did you do? Ugh We got home today So we went away to My in-laws place For Friday, Saturday, Sunday Monday? Oh no

Saturday, Sunday, Monday And then we drove back this morning So three days away Three full nights Got home Unpacking the bags Going to put things in the fridge. My wife goes, why is the fridge warm?

On Saturday, before we left, I turned the fridge off at the wall. Why? Because I was doing that thing. Why the hell would you do that? Wait, what? I feel like I'm just doing exactly what your wife would have done to you yesterday. Yeah, she did.

Why in the world? Why? And I was already hurting. I already knew I'd screwed up. I took wife would have done to you yesterday. Yeah, she did. Why in the world? And I was already hurting. I already knew I'd screwed up. I took the loss straight away. I didn't even go, oh, there must have been a power cut. I went, oh, I turned that off. Isn't that like behind the fridge? You have to like pull it out to get to it. So we just re-renovated our kitchen and there's some switches on the side.

And you know how, do you guys do this when you go away? You switch the oven off at the wall? Do you do that? Nah. Probably should, but nah. I do. Probably should, but You switch the oven off at the wall? Do you do that? Nah. Probably should, but nah. I do. Probably should, but I don't. It's out of habit.

I don't know why. It's a new oven. It would be fine. But there's a switch for the hob and a switch for the oven. And I flicked it off, flicked it off. And then I was like, oh, that's funny. Wait, wait. There's a switch.

For the hob, which is the thing you cook on top. For the hot plate. A switch for the oven underneath. Yep. And then when I was switching them off, I was like, oh, that's random that there's a third switch. Oh, well. Flicked it off.

Oh, that's not your fault. But you're not opening the fridge when you're awake. That's silly kitchen renovators' fault. No, but a fridge turned off for four days is enough for everything. Everything in the fridge went off. Everything would be ruined. Everything in the freezer. Oh, no. Defrosted. Everything would be ruined. Everything in the freezer. Oh no.

Why would they put a switch to turn the fridge off right next to those switches where they're not marked? Which is what I said. That's what I said until I looked a little bit closer and each of the switches has a little picture of what it's for on it.

Okay, it's your fault. A little picture of some elements. Yeah, that's your fault. A little picture of some elements. Yeah, that's your fault. A little picture of an oven, then a little chilli picture, a fridge with a little ice thing over it for fridge. Yeah, that's your fault. And I've just gone, flick, flick. Oh, third one.

Must need that one off too. Flick, flick. I'm so sensible. I had to throw out everything in my fridge. I think I threw away about $200 worth of groceries before I came to work today. Was it stinky? Nah, we got it before it got stinky.

Brutal. Slimy bags of vegetables and defrosted bags of chicken drumsticks. Yeah, didn't you buy some yucky sausages? Yeah, yes, I did buy some yucky sausages. I thought I wanted to start eating these sausages for breakfast. So I bought a 50 bag of pre-cooked sausages. I hate pre-cooked sausages.

And I got through eight and I'm like, I hate these sausages. So you did it on purpose then? No. To get rid of the sausages? No, they were in the fridge in the garage. No! The shit sausages survived and all of the good food got defrosted. So you don't even get rid of the

terrible sausages. Oh, you would be in my bad books. And did all of the relaxation from the long weekend straight away. Oh, you would be in my bad books. And did all of the relaxation from the long weekend straight away. Oh, God. Bree and Clint. We like to talk about the hard-hitting topics from time to time on this show, and this is something that has been weighing heavy on me as of late,

is the price of the humble sausage sizzle. It's important. And I saw in the news today there's a story out of Australia, Sydney, Australia, Bondi to be exact, where people are fuming after they saw that a sausage sizzle was taking place outside the local surf life-saving club there. Okay, yeah. And people were taking photos of how much they were charging

for a sausage and bread. Okay. How much do you think? Before we get into this, you've lived in both places. You've lived in Australia and New Zealand. Would you say that the – because I don't know what the going rate for a sausage sizzle is in Australia. Is it relative?

Like is it comparable? Are we about the same? What would you say is the going rate for a sausage sizzle is in Australia. Is it relative? Like is it comparable? Are we about the same? What would you say is the going rate for a sausage sizzle here? I think the going rate these days and Bunnings is the benchmark for price I think because it's the most common sausage sizzle.

I think the going rate is $2.50. That's what I always remember the going price being in Australia. It's gone up and up from $1 to $2 to $2.50. $2.50 to $3. I don't know. Maybe $3 with all the trimmings.

Nah. But $2.50. I want two for $5. But back in the day it was $2. Yeah. But anyway, the price. Okay, we're in Bondi, Australia. Bondi, Australia on the coastal walk.

They were charging $6. $6. But hey, let's talk the facts. Yeah, yeah, true. Let's talk the facts here for a second. It might be worth it. They were serving it on a hot dog roll, not just normal white bread. Okay.

Okay, I don't want that, but that's fine. Which I don't want that either. Yeah. But that's what they were serving it on. They did look to be the good sausages. Not those yuck pre-cooked sausages. Yeah.

Which I think I'm happy to pay more for the good sausages. Yeah, yeah. Am I willing to pay $6? I don't know. $6? Yes, I would. But... If you tell me that... But I'm willing to pay a little bit more if it know. Not $6. Yes, I would. But. If you tell me that, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm willing to pay a little bit more if it's a good original sausage.

I'd call it a real sausage. A real sausage. Yeah. For a real sausage. And then also there's been a bit of back and forth where technically that is a fundraiser saucy. Yeah, but isn't every sausage a fundraiser saucy? That's a fundy saucy. So does that come into it where we're happy to pay more if it's a fundraiser?

I'm happy to give more money to fundraisers, absolutely, but I believe every sausage sizzle is a fundraiser. Like I've never seen someone whose job it is to do sausage sizzles. It's always for a sports club or a scouts group or a class trip. I still am not willing to pay $6. I think that's an absolute rip. No. Fundraiser sausage, $3.

$3.50 at the most for fundraiser, depending on the charity. You call me cheap, but I still balk at $2.50. I know that's the rate, but it still gets my goat that it's not a gold coin, you know? And I feel like we need to set some kind of standards, especially Bunnings. Bunnings has to lead the charge on this. Butter the bread is a bare minimum.

Butter the bread. Stop giving me dry bread with my sausage sizzle. Also, I'll go on the record and say, Bunnings, stop serving those pre-cooked sausages. What happened to the good old days? Yeah, where the price is going up and the quality is going down. You know? Like, get some real sausages

back in there. I had a sausage on bread from Bunnings. Lovely people. They're all so nice. Always are. But the pre-cooked sausage, I couldn't eat it. Yeah. I was like, what is this? It's like a chicken nugget slash sausage version where they've just mashed a bunch of stuff together and called it a sausage.

We want to see if we can figure out the going rate. Like, are we paying Auckland prices? If that's Bondi prices, are Bree and I blinded by Auckland prices? $6 is outrageous. Can we figure out what is the right price for a sausage sizzle and where are you getting the best ones and is it just us who are suffering the shit pre-cooked sausages? Yeah, is your

local sausage sizzle still serving up real sausages and I want to know what is the price if it's a real sausage? Yeah, tell us how the sausage is made this afternoon on 0800 dial ZM. Where are the real sausages at the sausage sizzles at? Yeah.

Say that three times fast. She sells sausages on the seashore. Someone said sausage sizzles have always used pre-cooked sausages. No, no. They definitely have not. I used to do the sausage sizzle at Bunnings. Same. Raising money for charities and sporting teams and stuff.

And we never. I get it. You've got to crank the sausages out. Yeah. But that's just bad barbecue management if you can't get your sausages cooked properly. You get there early or you do some cooking and then you just heat them up on the barbecue. You know? There's ways around it.

Bree and Clint. It is time, everybody, to get classical. The game where we go head to head with our producer Ella Who's quite musical to guess songs in classical style As quickly as we can She's a lot more musical than us I'm locked in baby She plays a couple of instruments

I think she can play the gat and the yano Does she play the gat? Yeah and the yano And the don't forget the voice. Skibbity. That's an instrument. Yeah, yeah. She can sing.

She can play instruments. Brie and I just wing this thing. And yet we still have quite good success. Sometimes, sometimes. Claudia, you're in charge. Do you guys want a score update for the year? Yeah, please. Oh, I don't know if we do.

No, it's pretty even. Do you count the games when we were playing for symphony tickets? Yeah, I did count those. Okay, good. Then yes, we do. No, it's pretty even. Do you count the games when we were playing for Symphony tickets? Yeah, I did count those. Okay. Good, then yes, we do want an update. Yeah, then we want to know the update, yeah.

So Brie and Clint, you guys have 15 games for the year. Ella, 17. Oh, it's close. It's close. Very close. I didn't think it would be

that close. Way too close. I thought Ella would have been all over us. Yeah, at the start she was definitely owning it but now it's kind of going one to one. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Because we're getting better. Such fun. Okay Yeah, at the start she was definitely owning it, but now it's kind of going one-to-one.

Yeah, because we're getting bitter. Such fun. Okay, well, do you want to get into it? Yes, please. We had our ears cleaned out and checked because we're at that age. You turn your headphones up. Yeah. Okay, we all know the rules.

Buzz in and say it as quickly as possible. Okay. Brie and Clint versus Ella. Let's get into it. Brie. Brie. We are friends. I know it.

I know it. Clint. Clint. Give it to Ella. We can't be friends. You already said it wrong. We can't be friends. You already said it wrong. We can't be friends, Justin Bieber. No.

It's We Can't Be Friends, Ariana Grande. I had the right song. Yeah. We are friends. We are friends, Justin Bieber. We can't be friends. Okay. One point to Ella. Damn it, I gave her that one.

One point to Ella Here's another one Ella Ella? I'll be very impressed if you got it from that Oh Too slow, she has to sit it out That's fair.

I know it! Wait, Ella! Ella! Brie! No, it's my turn. No, it's our guest first because you buzzed it and didn't say anything. Little Mix, Black Magic. Yeah, you go. I want to read this.

Let's dance, guys. Good work, Brie. Nice work. Okay, time break. Time break. Time break. This is for the win. Oh, come on, Clint. Three.

Yeah, yeah. It's Taylor Swift. Yes, it is. It is. This is not. Three, two, one. Clint. No, you.

Yeah, you get a free guess. She gets a free guess. Free guess. No, you get to play the thing again like you did the second round. But I'm ready to go. No. Yeah, Clint's buzzed in. Give it a go. Karma. Yeah, Clint's buzzed in. Give it a go.

Karma? It's karma. Ah! Yes! Wow! I just cleaned my hands. I'm so comfortable. If you can't see this, which you can't see, then don't sing and be a wanker. Excellent game, Brie.

Well done. Good game. Good game. Good game. Well done. Teammate. Ella, good game. Good game, Ella.

I want to go home. That was a good game. That was exciting. Brie and Clint. Sabrina Carpenter on ZM Espresso, or as my three-year-old's been saying, Cispresso. Cispresso. Delicious.

Yeah. Dad, put on Cispresso. Sure thing. Sure thing, boss. The song or the actual coffee? No, no, the song. She wants Sabrina Carpenter's Cispresso. I just imagine your three-year-old just, you know,

hitting back a couple of Espressos. She does not need it. She'd be off the wall. These always, I always feel really bad when I see these come up in the news when people stuff up a national anthem because there's just so much pressure on the anthem. Yeah, and some countries take it really personally. I feel like the Kiwi anthem's been butchered a few times,

but we're like, you know, like. Yeah, like. The Americans are a bit like, way forward and died. How dare they. Way forward and died for that anthem. This is a hate crime towards the whole entire country. What about the vets? Yeah.

I mean, there's so much pressure. Like, I would rather do anything else than sing a national anthem in front of people. I remember when we made you sing the national anthem at Eden Park last year to help gain honorary citizenship. You took it extremely seriously. I did. I took it so

seriously I learnt the English and the Te Reo version. Like I learnt both off my heart. And we were like chill out bro, most Kiwis don't know both versions. And I still but. Yeah. Off my heart. And we were like, chill out, bro. Most Kiwis don't know both versions. And I still butchered it. No, you did a good job. I did my best.

But there's a singer that's making news today. Her name is Loomis. Have you ever heard of her? No. And she has. Been Loomis? Been Loomis. I think she might be cousin.

Spelt differently, though. She's had to apologise after she sang the national anthem last week at the Free and Equal Elections Foundation debate. Oh, yeah. Which is the one where it features all the third-party presidential candidates over in the US. Third-party presidential candidates? Yeah, so. Third party presidential candidates? Yeah, so like the Greens and the... Oh, okay.

Like, you know, all those parties. I don't know anymore. The ones no one's talking about. I don't think they have Greens. They're a two-party system. I feel like they do have Greens. They're independent. They had Robert F. Kennedy, but he pulled out ages ago.

Anyway, it doesn't matter. Anyway, that's what it is. And she was asked to sing the national anthem. And I think she was very nervous She may have dropped an F-bomb in there During the anthem And then she says that she's nervous Anyway, take a listen

And the rocket Had gone I f***ed it up I f***ed it up Can I go back? Can I go back, please? It's on live It's on live

A bomb bursting And. I got too nervous. Poor thing. I feel so bad for her. That star swang a pandering wave. Poor thing. I feel so bad for her. She was obviously so nervous. She was packing her dacks. She obviously didn't realise that it was live. And do you hear right at the start where she goes,

I effed it up, can I start again? And someone goes, it's live. We're live. Do you remember the Fergie anthem? Fergie from Black Eyed Peas? Angled banner, yet wave. For the land of the free. We started to pull it back at the end there, but that's Fergie, like a Fergie King. It was so great Gatsby BS. Angled band, never yet won.

Just sing the anthem. You're right, it is great Gatsby. You know? She was on that soundtrack too. I think it was around the time. It was around that time, eh? And she's like, oh, I had a hit with that song. Or carry it through to Star Spangled Banner. Anyway, I couldn't do it, so good on them for giving it a go.

Over the weekend, how good? Long weekend. Nothing better. Nothing better Nothing better Got away to the beach A couple of mates were there And we were hanging out And they had Their kids there as well

And it was cool vibes Felt like real family holiday vibes And at one point The kids were like Let's play hide and go seek Oh yeah nice And you know This was at like

You know It was dark So it was dark. So it was like probably 8.30. Yeah. And the whole, all of us, everyone got involved where we're like, right, we're going to play at least two rounds of hide and go seek. And then the kids can go off to bed. Kids are great for that.

They give you an excuse to play those games. If it was just you and five friends, it'd be weird if someone was like. Let's play hide and seek. Should we play hide and seek? It'd be freaking weird. Yeah, yeah. But also, I feel like I'd be on board. It shouldn't be.

It shouldn't be. But it would be. I'd be on board. Yeah, you'd have to convince some people. Exactly. And people would be like, we're not going to play hide and go seek. Why not? I've got a cheese board out.

Why not? Anyway, so played a couple of rounds of hide and go seek. It was so fun. All of us couldn't stop laughing because there was a bunch of us hiding in one room and then someone like stood on my fort and I was like, oh! It was hilarious and played a couple of rounds of hide and go seek. Anyway, then we decided that we were going to go play Spotlight. Yep.

Down on the beach and in the park, right? Spotlight is the game I was going to say. Yeah, so we're going to play Spotlight and then no one could really remember the rules and then we couldn't find a torch. Oh that's the key component of Spotlight. Which is the only component of Spotlight. And you can't play, because no one has a torch anymore they all

use their phone. Which isn't as good. You can't play Spotlight with a phone. Doesn't work eh? No. So then we were like okay we can't find a torch and then someone goes let's play Sardines. And I went, what is that? Yeah, I don't know sardines. Because I said, let's play murder in the dark.

Yeah, like murder in the dark. Which is quite fun where you all hide in the room and you need a torch as well. You need a torch. But apparently sardines is a game where it's like the opposite of hide and go seek. So one person goes and hides, right? Yes. They're the person that's up. Yeah.

And then everyone else goes off, does their own thing and tries to find the person. Yeah. When you find the person, you say, sardines, and you have to get in and hide with them. Oh. So at the end of it, normally there's one person still looking for everyone else that's all hiding together.

And they're all packed in like sardines. They're all packed in like sardines. And it was so fun. I ended up being one of the people that was up because I lost the first round. And we were playing like in this park and on the beach and whatever. And I panicked. So I decided to hide in plain sight and I just hid in the complete like pure open of the park but because it was so dark I just made myself like a turtle.

Yeah. Anyway, there was a couple of people that found me and it was just us laying in the complete open. It was so funny. That's great. It was such a good time. Yeah. And I was like why don't we do this more often where we play, you know?

Nah, we just drink now, eh? Yeah. Yeah. We should drink and play Bull Rush. No. No, we should drink and play Spotlight. And play Spotlight. Yeah, yeah.

Or Sardines. There's a person who works here at ZM who decided to drink and play Possum, which is where you've got to hang out in a tree, and they got quite a severe concussion from that, so we don't recommend it. Is that how she got a concussion? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, okay.

We don't recommend that. Spotlight and sardines are pretty safe. Hide-and-go-seek's pretty safe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Marco Polo. Marco Polo's a great one. We loved playing that. You need a pool, but Marco Polo, great.

I played a game as a kid. We called it Fanny Ball because our teacher, Mr Fanny, made it up. You've got my – oh. Yeah, he made it up so we called it Fanny Ball. But does anyone know what the game is called? I know that it's not called Fanny Ball but it's where you have a hula hoop and you put a soccer ball in the middle and so one person's up so the whole team will kick the ball as far as they can

and the person who's up has to run and get it while the rest of the people go and hide. You had a teacher called Mr. Fanny? Yeah. We've called him on this show before, remember? Have we? Yeah, he was unhinged. If you accidentally call

him, it's not a butt dial, it's a Sorry, Fanny dialed you. Sorry, Fanny dialed you Sorry, Fanny dial We're getting off task But what is that game called? I don't know, I wasn't listening I was too fixated on Mr Fanny Hopscotch?

Hopscotch, Dream Bat Down, Dream Let's try and, let's reminisce And let's see if we can figure out What the best kids game is That we could still play as adults. We should have a day. We should have like a day where we just play all these games

and people can win real money. Oh, okay. Like adults playing all these childhood games but for real money. Imagine like a $10,000 game of Spotlight. Exactly. Yeah. How good would that be? And we play at Eden Park.

Someone's just texting gutter board. Gutter board, a classic. What was gutter board? Real, oh, I think it's a Kiwi thing. It's just two bits of wood nailed together. Yeah. In like an A-frame and you throw the tennis ball at it. And when you get 10 in a row, you take a step back.

Then you've got to get 10 in a row again. I never played that. Sounds fun though. Oh, $100. We'll text 9696. Can we figure out what the greatest kids game of all time is? Someone said go home, stay home. We played that on the weekend as well.

It's such a game. Elastics. They're all coming in. The game you were talking about is called Kick the Can, apparently. Kick the Can. Such a good one. Bree and Clint. God, it's good to reminisce. Yeah.

Like nostalgia, there's nothing better, eh? And I had a lot of that over the weekend. Me and some mates and their kids and we all decided we'd play some old school kid games. And everyone got involved and just had a good time. We played a bit of

sardines, bit of spotlight, bit of hide and go seek. Go home, stay home. I played a bit of sardines, a bit of Spotlight, a bit of Hide and Go Seek. Go home, stay home. I'd never heard of sardines until you brought it up, and it's a real hit. Someone texted and said, drinking while playing sardines goes off. My friend group plays it every time we have a girls' weekend.

The funniest round was when someone had too many wines, farted, and gave their location away. That is a core memory right there. Jules is here. Hi, Jules. Hi, Jules. Hi, how are you going? Good, thank you.

You a big kid, Jules? Yeah, yeah, I'm a 51-year-old kid. 51-year-old kid. We love that, Jules. What is the game that you think is one of the best games? Oh, look, it's highly inappropriate now, but, you know, I grew up in the 70s and 80s and we used to play this game

called catch and kiss. Oh. So you'd chase after the boy you liked and, you know, hopefully catch him and not the boy you didn't like. And you'd give each other

like a peck on the cheek. So I was really innocent. But I suspect if they tried playing that now, you'd probably be the PTA of the board. Oh, can you imagine, Jules? Oh.

It's bitten on consent-y these days, eh? No, no. Oh, there'd be an uproar at the school. Oh, everyone's gone PC. Jules, would you be keen on playing an adult game of catch and kiss with me and Brie? Oh. Yeah, come on over here, Jules.

I'm a happily married woman, but, you know. Well, I'm a happily married man. That was just a suggestion of a game. I didn't have to make it weird. It's the rules of the game, Jules. No time, obviously. I thought Jules was going to jump at that. She's not keen.

Jules not keen at all. She's not keen. Someone texted in and said it's National Play Week this week. Is it? What a coincidence. I love that. Oh, someone texted through and said the game Rob the Nest. I loved that game.

Balls in a basket? So you have – Or beanbags in a basket or something? So it can be either, but it's like in a square, right? You have like a basket at each square, at each corner of the square, and you have to get as many balls into your basket as you can. And you can only take one at a time or something like that? Yeah, yeah.

And then you go back and forth and – And you rob going to take one at a time or something like that? Yeah, yeah. And then you go back and forth and... And you rob the nest. Yeah. I've just realised that CTI, Celebrity Treasure Island, the show that I host... Yes. ..is just a bunch of kids' games that has been like, you know... On TV with a big budget and some celebrities. Exactly, that has just been turned into, you know, a bigger idea

and then we all just play. James is here. Hi, James. Hi, James. How are you? Good, thanks. What was the game that came to mind for you? Crack the Egg. God, Crack the Egg. On the tramp, James? Absolutely, yeah. It should

have been called Crack the Head because a lot of the time it ended with an injury. There was always an injury, right? We used to double bounce my sister. She's like six years younger than us. Send her flying. Yeah, right? Yeah. We used to double bounce. My sister, she's like six years younger than us. Yes. Send her flying. Yeah, yeah, later, sis.

That was way more high stakes back in our day as well, James, because there were no sides on the trampoline, eh? There was no padding either. Yeah, no padding. Just rough and gut. That's how a trampoline should be, and I stand by it. We have none at my house because we survive. My kids can survive too, and no one's broken a bone yet. Really?

You're subjecting your children to a side-free, pad-free trampoline so they can learn the way you learned? Yeah, yeah, brain injuries and all, yeah. That's parenting. Good life lessons. Good life lessons. James gets on there and double bounces them too. They're only toddlers, but he sends them flying.

Yeah, that's the way. Yeah, that's the way. They'll learn pretty quick. Someone texts, we played Duck, Duck, Goose at the Christmas party last year and we all sat on a dirty pub floor.

Everyone got real competitive and shit got crazy. I would never play indoor Duck, Duck, Goose. You wouldn't? No, not at a pub.

Too much furniture. Yeah, too many stools around. Someone said, what about the game, What's the Time, Mr. Wolf? Yeah. Remember that? How did it go? And you'd be like, what's the time, Mr. Wolf?

And you take steps and he turns around. And he goes, dinner time. Yeah, dinner time. And that's when you have to chase people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When he says dinner time, because you've got to touch him before he says dinner time. And if he turns around and you're close enough, he can call dinner time and you've got to run away.

So the trick is to get as close as you can and freeze. Right, right, yes. I didn't know this because my three-year-old taught me how to play last week. What's the time, Mr. Wolf? That was such a good game. Fun fact, gutter board was invented at Tauranga Intermediate School in the very early 1970s. I reckon there's about 120 schools around New Zealand

that claim to have invented gutter board. We'll never know. Every single school would have gone, actually our caretaker built New Zealand's first gutter board. Yeah, we had it right here, the first one. Cops and Robbers is coming through a lot. Cops and Robbers is good. Capture the Flag.

Capture the Flag was awesome. Someone said the game Sneak Up Granny. And then they said I loved being the granny. I'd love to know what that game is. Yeah. Forceback, Four Square. Four Square, awesome. Tag, Bull Rush.

Here's an interesting one. They said if you have an Alexa, you can play What's the Time, Mr. Wolf. We did it last week. It was hilarious. So Alexa must play with you. This played play What's the Time, Mr. Wolf. We did it last week. It was hilarious. So Alexa must play with you. Let's play it at everyone's house at the moment. Hungry, hungry hippos? Hey, Alexa, play What's the Time, Mr. Wolf.

There we go. Let's get everyone's house. And now they're all playing it. Yeah. We just lost a lot of listeners, but it seems pretty funny to me. Yeah, they got eaten by the wolf. Oh, well. I'd love to have an adult, you know, actual competition.

We play for money. Keen. Bree and Clint. We were just discussing the greatest kids games of all time before, and special shout out to the one that we missed, Stuck in the Mud. Oh, such a good game. We're stuck in the mud where it was like tag and then if you got tagged, you had to stop

and then if you opened your legs up wide, then if someone crawls through underneath, that means you're released. Someone who's untagged. Yeah, you're released. Is that what it was? Yeah. And you've got to get everyone tagged.

Great game. Yeah. Great game. Such a good one. Could we do that? Is that an injury waiting to happen? I think it's fine. It's just moving. Yeah, it actually probably better not to be so.

Look at you pretending you can still move. Spraying your ankle in hopscotch. Birthday Banger time. This is where we find out what are the number one songs on your guys' 16th birthdays. Kelly's here to play Birthday Banger. Hi, Kelly. Hi, Kelly. Hello.

How are you? Good, thank you. I heard it's your birthday this week, Kelly. It is. Oh, what day? 31st of October. That's Thursday. Oh, happy birthday for this Thursday, Kelly.

Thank you. Let's see what your Birthday happy birthday for this Thursday, Kelly. Thank you. Let's see what your birthday banger is. What year? 82. Okay, that means you were 16 in 1998. So around this time of the year in 98, this was at the top. It's been one week since you looked at me. You're crazy.

Yeah. What a banger. You get the bare naked ladies in one week, Kelly. What do you reckon? Yeah. It sounds like a bit of Kelly. You 42 this week, Kelly? Sure am.

Hell yeah. Okay, wait there. We're going to do a birthday banger for Ashley. Kia ora, Ash. Hi, Ash. Hi there. How are you? Good, thanks.

It's not your birthday this week as well, is it? No, it's not. No. Okay. Well, tell us what your birthday is, Ashley. A 12th of the 7th, 76. All right. That means you were 16 in 1992.

And here's your birthday banner. Awesome. You should know better. Criss-cross is not having anything to do. Jump, jump. Criss-cross. Oh, criss-cross. What do you reckon, Ash? You a fan? Chris Cross. Oh, Chris Cross. What do you reckon, Ash?

You a fan? Oh, banger. Banger, banger. It's a tune from Chris Cross. From when you were a bonnie wee lass, Ash. Okay, wait there. We're going to do a birthday banger for Sophie, who's doing Dad's birthday banger.

G'day, Sophie. Hi, Sophie. Hi. How old are you, Sophie? I'm 11. 11. Okay, so still a bit young to play yourself, but you've called up for dad. What is dad's birthday? The 3rd of April, 18... 1987. 1987. Yeah, 1987.

You're all over it. That means your dad was 16 in 2003, Sophie. And here's his birthday banner. I want to heal. I want to feel. What I thought was never real. Oh, yeah. I want to let go of the pain. That's a bit of Linkin Park for dad.

Do you like it, Sophie? It's okay. It's okay? Wouldn't be super I really like it, but I'm the same age as your dad, so I would like it.

Okay, wait there. God, lucky dad wasn't born in 1897. Yeah. My daughter today, my five-year-old daughter asked me legit if dinosaurs were around

when I was a kid. Because we were talking about tuatatas and how they are dinosaurs, and we said it's one of the last dinosaurs still alive. She goes, were dinosaurs here when you were a kid, Dad? Yeah, don't worry. One of my friend's kids on the weekend said to me, how old are you? And I made the mistake of saying, how old do you think I am?

And he said, 63. Yeah, don't ask that question. And I went the mistake of saying, how old do you think I am? And he said, 63. Yeah, don't ask that question. That's a bit rough. Are we voting for Lincoln Park? Yeah. Sophie, you won birthday banger for Dad. Nice work. Thank you. You're welcome. You're welcome.

So cute. Brian Clint, here it is. Number one on the 3rd of April 2003 Lincoln Park, Somewhere I Belong. Brian Clint. Here it is. Number one on the 3rd of April, 2003, Linkin Park, Somewhere I Belong. ZM. Brian Clint. ZM, Brian Clint. Winner of Birthday Banger, Linkin Park from Meteora from 2003,

that's Somewhere I Belong. Jen. Banger. Banger. Banger. Next on the show, it's been a couple of weeks and I've been quiet about it. Remember I talked about how we might be getting a dog? Yes. You're going back and forth.

Yeah, there's an update. We had the dog for its final sleepover because it's an adopter dog. It's already an adult dog. I was going to say, don't say final sleepover like it's going adopter dog. It's already an adult dog. I was going to say, don't say Final Sleepover like it's going to go off to a farm somewhere. It did sound like that,

didn't it? Yeah, a little bit. Before the dog, you know. It's funny because the other family looking to adopt it live on a farm. And I would have to say

to the girls, they'd go, where's the dog? And I'd go, oh, he's gone to live on a farm. But he actually has. But he actually has. Bree and Clint. I spoke on this show a couple of weeks ago

at how we were looking to maybe adopt a dog. Some friends of ours can't keep their dog and need to find a new home for him. So we were flirting with the idea. You were trialling the dog. Of getting a dog. I've never had a dog. I've never had a dog. Makes me sad people have never got to experience a dog. I didn't grow up with the dog. Of getting a dog. I've never had a dog. I've never had a dog.

Makes me sad people have never got to experience a dog. I didn't grow up with a dog. My wife has had a dog. Dogs in her past. When she was a kid. When she was a kid. So she doesn't really understand. What it's like to never.

My deep need. Have had a dog. To have a dog. But then I don't know if I do want a dog because I've never had a dog. You know? It's a big responsibility. It is a big responsibility. And we had the dog over and we were like, oh, and we loved the dog. But then I don't know if I do want a dog because I've never had a dog. You know? It's a big responsibility. It is a big responsibility. And we had the dog over and we were like, oh, and we loved the dog.

It was so nice. My kids, I got little kids and they were so into it. I'd be pretty concerned if you came back when you were like, oh, not a fan of the dog. Yeah, real a-hole. Sucks, eh? He's lovely. Dogs are so lovable. He's huge. He's 40 kilos. He's three's huge, he's 40 kilos

He's three years old and he's 40 kilos So there's a lot of dog there And we're like, oh, I don't know if we can do it I don't know if we can do it It's so much responsibility We'd have to bloody build a fence And the cat might get grumpy and all this shit And then we sent the dog back and we said

We have to be tough And say, no, we're not going to get this dog. Yeah. For the next week and a half, all we thought about was the dog. Like, I wonder what the dog's doing. Oh, I wonder what the dog's doing. Hope the dog's okay. Hope the dog's okay.

I'm going for a walk. It's not the same without the dog, you know. Drop some food on the floor, you let you know who would love this. The dog. The dog. Yeah. So we thought we'd try one more time. And we said, hey, sorry to be a dog tease,

but if the dog is still available, we'd love to have him back. And the owner did the right thing. They said, that's great to hear. Just so you know, you're in the queue now. There's other people who want the dog. You said no, and there's other people who want the dog. And I said, I understand. That's fair.

But I have to put my best foot forward and say, I would hate myself if I didn't tell you that we think we might want the dog. So anyway. And we will give you $2,000. Anyway, our turn came around again. So at the end of last week, we had the dog again. This dog must be like, what is going on? I'm just bouncing around. And I was worried about that for the dog again. This dog must be like, what is going on? I'm just bouncing around.

And I was worried about that for the dog too. I was like, I didn't care. You look in his face, he's like, I'll go in your car. Okay. Yeah, as long as they've got food, water and pets, they're good to go. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Anyway, we made the big decision and we're going to get the dog. You are going to get the dog. I just heard the girl scream through a plate glass window. Because they've also had dogs. We're getting the dog, yeah. Congratulations. Best decision. We're going to adopt the three-year-old dog.

I'm so excited for you. So what made you in the end be first pick rather than the other people who wanted the dog as well? I don't think it quite worked out with the other people. Oh, okay. I don't think it quite worked out with the other people. Oh, okay. I don't think it was a perfect fit. Because they've already got dogs. But I didn't know that.

So I went back around when I took the dog back and I was like, hey, we really like the dog and we'd quite like the dog. Thinking that I might get a, okay, well, we'll think about it. You know? But it was like. You can have it. Yeah, you can have the dog.

So have you got it? When do you get it? No, no, no. So we're going to Sydney on the weekend, you know, but it was like. You can have it. Yeah, you can have the dog. So when do you, so have you got it? When do you get it? No, no, no. So when we're going to Sydney on the weekend, you and I to interview Ariana Grande. And then when we get back, I'll go and pick up the dog. Oh, what a good week for you. Ariana Grande and a dog.

I know, I know. And good. And if I play my cards right, a new car that's big enough to hold the dog. Because now I'm doing all those things. I'm going, well, a big dog is going to need a big car. And I'm going to need all the dog things. Are we looking at dog beds? Going to have to get a dog. Because now I'm doing all those things. I'm going, well, a big dog is going to need a big car. And I'm going to need all the dog things. Are we looking at dog beds?

Going to have to get a dog bed. Honestly, I'm so excited for you. Like, you know how much I love my dogs and dogs. Like, I just think it's such an amazing thing, especially like you've never had a dog. No. And honestly, after you have one, you'll just get it. Yeah. You know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It one, you'll just get it. Yeah. You know

where you, it's just, they just make your life better. I've walked them a few times and I've always smiled at people with dogs and been like, hey, cool dog. Hi, nice dog. Sniff my hand there. But when I walk with the dog and I walk past other dog people, like we connect differently. I feel like, I feel like I'm

I feel like I'm, and now they're like, hey man, I'm man. Dog people look out for dog people. Yeah, totally. Yeah. Hey, you need to borrow a poo bag? I got you, bro. It's very rare you meet an a-hole dog person. Like it's not often. So if they've got a dog, you're like, oh, they're safe.

Well, if you're on my Instagram, get ready for a lot of dog spam because he's a very good boy. Oh, that's exciting. I'm happy for you. We were just talking about how we're going to adopt the dog. Everyone's like, yay, happy for you.

What's the dog's name? It's only referred to him as the dog. His name's Manny. Manny. Yeah, he's a three-year-old golden retriever. Isn't his first name too many? Not many. Oh. Not many. No, it's name Too Many? Not Many. Oh. Not Many.

No, it's not. Oh, okay. Just checking. I was looking at this thing today which was talking about who the highest paid artists on Spotify are, as in who makes the most money

just from streaming. Yeah, interesting. Notoriously, artists make bugger all from streaming. Right? That's what we've always heard. They get between

0.003 and 0.005 cents per stream. It's like nothing. Yeah, so unless you're hitting big numbers, you're not going to earn a living on Spotify. I always think about that statistic or that thing that I read about Tones and I, the Dance Monkey song. Yeah. Dance for me, dance for me, dance for me.

That song, it was the most streamed song of that year, which was what? In the world. 2019? Yeah. In the world. Yeah, so it was the most streamed song on Spotify of the whole year. Yeah.

And I read somewhere that from the amount of times it was streamed, she made $12 million off that. Yeah. Just off streams. Which is both a lot and not a lot. Like if she had that on a CD in the 2000s. Probably would have been a lot more. More.

Yeah. But yeah. Still great money though. The artists who really crack it on Spotify have got heaps of songs on there. Yeah. That's the way that you make money is you get a big catalogue on there

so that when someone's listening, they keep listening. If they go to listen to Rihanna, they'll stay for three or four Rihanna songs. Yeah, gotcha, gotcha, yep. So here's the top 10. Post Malone's number 10. He makes $169 million a year. Well, he's made $169 million so far this year.

What? On Spotify, yep. That's wild. He's had 42 billion streams. He has had some big country collab songs this year. He's got a huge catalogue too. He's got over 100 songs on Spotify. Yeah, okay.

That's a lot of money though. Kanye's number 9. He's done 169 million this year. Really? Yeah, he's got a big catalogue. And very loyal listeners as well. Yeah, obviously they would have to be. The Biebs is number eight. Yeah, that makes sense.

He's had new music in ages. But he has so many songs. He made 178 billion, no, what? Billion. 178 million. Million. Million. I was going to say.

Billion. That's wild. Eminem's number seven. I'll going to say. Billion. That's wild. Eminem's number seven. I'll just run through these. Ariana Grande is number six. Oh, yeah. She's six on the biggest artist this year to make the most money on Spotify this year. Does it say how much she made?

192 million. That's so much money. Ed Sheeran is number five. He's the fifth biggest, highest paid artist on Spotify. How much? 200 million. He's had 50 billion streams this

year so far. That's a lot of Ed Sheeran. Billion? 50 billion streams. Yeah. That's outrageous. The Weeknd is number four. That Blinding Lights song I think is one of the most streamed songs on Spotify ever. The Weeknd is number four. That Blinding Lights song I think is one of the most streamed songs

on Spotify ever. The Weeknd has got bangers too. Yeah, a lot. In a big catalogue. Yeah. He goes way back. He's done $250 million just from Spotify. He's on a world tour at the moment as well.

Yeah. He's pulled in $250 million just from Spotify. That's crazy. This year. Bad Bunny's number three. People love Bad Bunny, eh? They do love some Bad Bunny. I didn't think.

He's with Kylie, Kendall, Jenna. Is he? Did I make that up? Well, Kylie's with Timothee Chalamet. Kendall. Kendall, yeah, but he is, eh? Apparently. Well, it's always, there's always rumours.

Yeah, there's rumours. Apparently, Kendall's dating Taylor Swift's ex-boyfriend, so I don't know. What? Yeah. Which one? The recent one. Wasn't there...

Joe. Joe Ullin. What? That's not true. That's not true. Wasn't there... She was dating an NBA player for a bit. Yeah.

Anyway. Don't know. Drake's number two. Oh, yeah. Of course. Drake puts out an album a week. BBL Drizzy. Oh, yeah, of course. Drake puts out an album a week. BBL, Drizzy.

Drake, for all that controversy and for as slammed as he got in the Kendrick battle, he has still, this year, pulled in $320 million just from Spotify. I feel like I'd be okay. Not merch, not touring, yeah. I'd be okay, you know, taking the hits. And the number one highest paid artist from Spotify is... Is... Is... Is... Is...

Are you not going to guess? Tea Time. Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift. Of course it's Taylor Swift. Idiot. Of course. She's done $369 million from Spotify. She's

had 92 billion streams this year. Taylor Swift has got 442 songs on Spotify, which is genius because her songs are up there twice. She's got the original versions and she's got the other versions. No, she doesn't have the other versions. Yes, she does.

I mean, not the original, sorry. Yeah. Because she doesn't get the money from that. She gets some. Yeah, but hardly any, I think. Yes, she does. I mean, not the original, sorry. Yeah. Because she doesn't get the money from that. She gets some. Yeah, but like hardly any, I think. Well, she's got $369 million. Yeah, she's doing all right. She's doing all right. I mean, she could do better,

but she's doing all right. Bree and I have one song on Spotify if you would like to stream it. Should I check how many? It's from the Hot Mess Express. Hold on, let me check how many streams it's had. It's a single that we released in 2018. And Ben once showed us the royalties that it had bought in.

I think it had bought in $200 of royalties for that song. Hot Mess. I want to see how many hits it's had. Express. The Hot Mess Express. Oh, no, I'm playing it. Yeah, me too. Oh, that's making some money here

Oh here we go I've got the number Oh yeah I've got the number The amount of streams That the Hot Mess Express has had Nearly 151,000 We have 238 monthly listeners

To our single Who is still listening to this? Release another single We've got to release another one. Bree and Clint. And that's us, guys. That'll do. Tuesday, done. Banker, only three days left of the week. Boom!

Shaka-laka! I'm going out tonight. Oh yeah, you're going to the concert. I'm going to the Fletcher show. That's here in Auckland. A town hall. What's the best Fletcher song. That's here in Auckland, a town hall. What's the best Fletcher song? She's had quite a few.

I mean, probably the one people have heard is Becky's So Hot. Oh, yeah. It was quite a big one from her. She had quite a few bangers, though. She actually started on X Factor US and Simon Cowell told her she'd never go anywhere because she was too boring. Oh, really? Yeah.

And that clip does the rounds on TikTok all the time. But anyway, she's back in the country. She sold out Town Hall, which is awesome. Yeah. It's going to be a great show. I will enjoy that. Do we have any Fletcher in the system? Yeah, we do.

We don't have that one that you said, though. What have we got? Bitter Version. Oh, yeah. That's a pretty good song. Pretty slow. Is it? Well, we do. We don't have that one that you said, though. What have we got? Bit Aversion. Oh, yeah. That's a pretty good song. Pretty slow. Is it? Well, I want to play that then.

Errors of Us. That's also another slow one. Wasted Youth. Oh, yeah? Give that a rip. Wasted Youth goes hard, does it? Yeah, give it a rip. Oh, is this from the start?

Yeah. Oh, okay. Anyway, if you go into the Fletchers concert tonight, have fun. Look out for Brie. Look out for me. I'll be wearing a vest. Absolutely. You're not going to stand out in a vest.

Yeah, true. That's why I want to blend. I want to blend in. Anyway, it's going to be a good time. All right. See you then. You can look this up for yourself. We're going home.

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