ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 29th October 2025

Episode Date: October 29, 2025

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Good afternoon, everybody, and welcome to the Brie and Clint show. We just had a visit from Pennywise from the It movies, and I think Brindney's, and I think Brie needs new pants. I thought I was fine. I know I don't like clowns, but I was like, oh, it's fine. It's an actor, I know that. As soon as I saw the guy, I was like, absolutely not. We think it's such a big one.

He was enormous. I reckon he was 6'6. He's huge. It was a big clown. Yeah. A big-ass clown. If that is your thing ahead of Halloween, that new it prequel, welcome to Derry, is streaming now on Neon. Hence, so we got a visit from Pennywise this afternoon.

Do your best penny-wise laugh. Oh. No, I can't hit the... See? Sounded like the guy from white checks. What a beautiful chocolate man. Nah, it's more like... Yeah, that's better.

Yeah. How is that different to what I did? No, it was the same. I thought so. Yeah, sorry. Sorry for judging you. Fun show on the way. We're going to make someone else's day today with some more money thanks to the good fortune movie.

If you've got a confession for us, you can text Angel in your confession to 9-6-9-6. And Bree and I, as your guardian angels, could make everything better with a bit of money at 5 o'clock today. Yeah, we'll try and get you back in the good books. Yesterday, someone confessed to turning the Wi-Fi router off whenever they want their kids to do anything. Hey, it's a life hack. It's a life hack. It's a parenting hack. And we rewarded it.

Mm-hmm. So that'll happen today. But first, Trady versus Lady, where the ladies have got the chance to go level again. I cannot believe the ladies have been in the lead all year, and now they're chasing their tail. What a series it has been this year. It continues on. 50 bucks up for grabs if you want to play. Now's the time to call.

Play ZDEM's Bree and Clint. Time for Trady versus Lady. It's Trady versus Lady. Three, two, one. Let's go. Right. Score update for the year. The tradies on 90.

The lady's right there, though, clipping at their heels, 89. Our lady is calling from YMETI. She's 32, and she has never won this game before. But has she played? Welcome to the show, Cheyenne. Hi, Cheyenne. Hi, how are you?

How many times have you played? Oh, God. Probably like eight times. Oh, wow. You're an eight-time loser, Cheyenne. Cheyenne. Thanks. Well, today, no, I didn't mean it like that.

That is quite the track record. Today's the day to win. I think at your guy's radio, it's a bit laggy. No. Yeah, that's fair. I can see you that's a bit laggy, Cheyenne. While you do it today, you'll pull the ladies back level with the tradies who are being represented from Christchurch today by a 20-year-old who completely shaved their head because it felt nicer than having hair.

Welcome to the show, Aaron. Dutay, Aaron. Hello, hello. Are you bald as a badger right now? Yeah, bald head, great aerodynamics. Yeah. What buzz did you go for? Zero.

Oh, man, it's a foil shave every second day. Wow. So you're not bald, but you've got a skinner by choice. Like if there was no hair follicles, you'd be able to do your makeup in it. Wow. So you shave, do you have to shave it every two days? Yeah, every one or two days. God, that's quite a big commitment.

He must love it. He must have a nice shape head. That sounds so much better. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Some guys just love the low-maintenance side of it. Question for you, Aaron. because some people have a great looking bald head. How's your head?

Well, when I first did it, my wife told me, well, I missed a potato head, and now she says it looks way better. Some random person told me, you actually have a beautiful bald head. Don't you love the honesty of wives? It's good. Your buzz is Trady.

Oh, yes, my darling wife. Cheyenne, yours is lady. The first to three correct answers will get for Diddler's Cash from KFC today. Good luck, guys. Best of luck. Question number one. Which artist is currently on

their world tour, the mayhem ball. Lady. Yes, Cheyenne. Taylor Swift? No. Not Taylor Swift. Aaron? Uh, next.

That's fair? Lady Gaga is on her world tour called the Mayhem Ball at the moment. No points there. You should have said Pit Bull Aaron, because you guys have got the same haircut. E. Darlie. Question number two. What is the largest and hardest bone in your body?

Now, be careful. Yes, Aaron. Careful. FEMA. FEMA. Good on you, Aaron. That took restraint and we appreciate it. It is the femur.

It's the biggest bone in your body as well in your leg. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this? Girl. Aaron just got in. Lord. Lord. He's, of course, Lord.

Just take this opportunity to check in with Cheyenne, who's steering down the barrel of. of her ninth Trady versus Lady defeat. Cheyenne. This is the pet talk moment of the show, okay? We need you to lift and you need to go three from three to win this thing, okay? Yeah. This might be the greatest comeback of Trady versus Lady ever, Cheyenne, if you can do it.

Could be. Here it comes. Question number four, who are the All Blacks playing this Sunday morning? Yes, Cheyenne. Island. She's got one down. That's one, two to go. All right, here we go.

Question number five. name two of the New Zealand's three female prime ministers. Freddie. Lady. Aaron for the win. Kate Shepard? No. No, she got women the vote.

She's a suffragette. Cheyenne, three guests, two former female prime ministers of New Zealand. Helen Clark. One. And who else? Just under Arden. She's on fire. We go to a tiebreak question.

Have you ever got this close, Cheyenne? No. Okay, here it comes, guys Could be either of you. Aaron, this could easily be you as well. Easily could be you, Aaron. Best of luck to both of you. Question number six.

In artistic gymnastics, there are certain apparatuses that the men do and others that the women do. Name one apparatus that only the women compete in. Trady. Aaron for the win? The ribbons? No, that's rhythmic gymnastics. That's rhythmic.

That's all different one altogether. Cheyenne, throw one up in the air. What do you reckon? The splits. The splits is a great guess. I'm pretty sure all gymnasts can do the splits. We were looking for the uneven bars or the balance beam. Only the women compete in.

Question number seven, still the tiebreak. Name a citrus fruit other than lemons and oranges. Trudy. Lady. Aaron. Tangerine. Bree's going to check. We've got to check

Oh my God Tangerine? It is. Citrus? I believe it is, yep. First of all we check on Cheyenne. Shian, are you okay? How are you, Cheyenne?

No, I'm no good. No. She's no good. I'm sorry, Cheyenne. Aaron, how are you? Sorry, Cheyenne. Oh, he's a nice bloke as well. I'll send you my band, Count, Aaron.

25 bucks each. Aaron, nice work, mate. Good work to both of you, a great game. 50 bucks going your way, Aaron. Thank you. Up the tradies. 91, ladies, 89. ZDM's Bree and Clint Podcast.

On the back of an absolute Tradyverse Ladies, Thriller this afternoon. We need to give Cheyenne another chance. Do we get Cheyenne on for redemption tomorrow? I reckon round two. Lucky number 10. Sorry, round number 10. For Cheyenne, lucky number 10.

She said she's depressed. She's got to get it done in 10. Yeah. She's lost nine games of Trady versus Lady in a row. And we always say to people don't give up, but after 10, if she doesn't get it on 10, give up. Yeah, I think that's it. Yeah.

Yeah. You've lost 10 games for the ladies at that stage. Yeah, I think you're... You're more of a hindrance than a help. Yeah. So, let's say if she played ten times this year, 10 of those tradie wins are from Cheyenne. Yeah, we'll get her back.

Cheyenne, if you're listening. Yeah, we'll get you back on tomorrow. Read an encyclopedia tonight, okay? Because you're on tomorrow. Yeah. I saw this story about a New Zealand store that apparently has allegedly caught one of their employees stealing. Oh, one of the employees is stealing?

Yes. One of the employees that has worked at this place for a while, allegedly caught on CCTV footage, stealing something that the shop sells. Interesting. And that's something that they've been allegedly stealing. Uh-huh. Pokemon cards.

Oh. What kind of store sells Pokemon cards? Oh, you'd have like a gaming store. Oh, okay. Yeah? Like they sell stuff like that. Anywhere else? Can you get them at the warehouse?

I'm pretty sure you can. Yeah. Kmart might even sell them. Right, okay. Anyway, allegedly this staff member apparently was opening certain decks of cards. They do sell them at the warehouse. Yeah, I thought so. And farmers.

Anywhere else? J.B. High-Fi by the looks. Really? Yeah, they're heaps of places. Yeah, they're super popular still. I mean, they're only gaining popularity. Yeah. They're becoming more and more sought after,

which is probably why allegedly this employee was opening them. And stealing them. And apparently what they were doing is they would open a pack and they can be seen on CCTV footage, going through the cards and then chucking out, obviously, all the bad ones. Only looking for the good ones. Just looking for the ones that are worth a lot of money. Yeah, yeah.

Well, you don't want to lose your job for stealing a bad Pokemon card, do you? Well, that's the thing. The owner of the store believes that the employee over many several months has stolen what they would say is about $40,000 worth. Whoa! Yeah, retail worth of cards. These things are between $10 and $30 a pack. So how many are you stealing to steal $40,000 worth of Pokemon cards?

Well, this is the thing is it also depends on what cards were in the packs. Oh, okay. And so apparently one of the cards that was in one of the packs was worth five grand. Wow. Yeah. Um, oh, you'd hate to get caught on CCTV, wouldn't you? Mm. You'd be like, that's not me.

You ever stolen anything from a job? Um, maybe. Maybe I have. I can't remember. But I also don't want to lie and say never. Yeah, no. No, I do remember something I took. What?

When I used to work on the street team for a radio station, I used to take things out of the prize pot all the time. Yeah, right. A can of Coke, Powerade, a little movie voucher. Yeah. You know? It's just text. We didn't give them away throughout the day.

I was like, well, these are going to go to waste. They're going to go somewhere, right? Yeah, yeah. But that's probably about it. Yeah, fairly. What about you? Oh. What about those Rudy Mags that you took from the gas station job you had?

They weren't stealing. They were free at the end of the month. They were free. Were they? Yeah, if you took the cover off of them. It wasn't just Rudy magazines, thank you very much. There were rugby magazines. There were car magazines and there were Rudy magazines.

You told me that you had a stack of Rudy magazines under your bed that was so high that reached the mattress. And then you panicked when you had to move out and you forgot about them and you had to race home and get rid of them before your mum found them. Okay, Brie. Is that, did I make better? No. Yes, yes. Got him. Yeah, nice.

We want to know this afternoon, you don't have to dob yourself in. No. We want to know what someone was stealing from your work. And it can be as simple as maybe they were taking toilet paper out of the staff toilets. Yeah, which is a bit sad. Or maybe you worked at an ice cream shop and they were stealing containers of ice cream. Hell yeah. Because how do you get ice cream home?

You'd have to get it out to the car. See, that is quite a difficult heist, is that? Yeah, yeah. Someone stole those 28 odd almond golds. from here the other month. We never got to the bottom of that, did we? Oh, God, I would love to know who that was, just because it was, not like it was one.

No, it was a lot. It was 28. Yeah, it was a great time for Ella to be vegan too, because I think she's the only one who it can't be blamed on. She was the only non-suspect. Yeah, yeah. So we want to know this afternoon on our 800 dials at M. We can text it into 9-6-9-6,

and we can keep everybody anonymous on us. What did someone get caught stealing from your work? Dead is Franklin. Alleged story out of New Zealand somewhere That an employee has been stealing Pokemon cards 40 grand worth of Pokemon cards You said Go on them through the packs

Trying to find the rare ones And then ditching the rest of them Yeah What a lame crime You know If you're going to go down for something That crime couldn't get nerder Exactly

Exactly It's either that or bayblades You know How dare you speak ill of bayblades Would you rather go to prison for stealing Pokemon cards or Yu-Gi-o cards? Pokemon. It's way cooler.

So we want to know what was someone at your work stealing. First person wants to be anonymous. Hi Anonymous. Hi Anonymous. Oh, are you there, Anonymous? Hello. Hello, that's you. Hello, Anonymous.

Oh, sorry, I got told I was anonymous too. Oh, you are, but I pushed the wrong button. So you're here now. Oh, okay. It's my bad. It's not a story about me. It's about a colleague from 15 years ago. Right.

She was having an affair with our CFO. Okay. His wife was actually pregnant with their second child. Right. So they were charging hotel rooms to manage their affair to the work credit card and they got busted. Oh, like over 10 grand a month. How dumb do you have to be? Honestly.

Yeah. How did you find out about it anonymous too? Were you doing the bookkeeping and you were like, wait a second. Nauty, naughty. think ships. There was lots of drinking occasions and people talk and you could see and then yeah, I did the credit card transactions and had to marry them up and, um, what were your thoughts when you, when you found out, when you realised what you could uncover, did you consider blackmailing them? I'd go to HR. Yeah, I bet you did. And HR did nothing and so I left my job

and they kept theirs. What? Wow. Oh, you're better off, Anonymous, though, I bet. And his wife was pregnant. Did she find out Anonymous? She certainly did. Did you tell her? Shit, no, no. Anonymous is like, look, I didn't go that far.

No, no, I just let the car. Did you confront them? Oh, yeah, 100%. God, that is a juicy story. Yeah. I'm so glad you're out of that environment. Obviously, not a great place to work. Yeah.

No, no. Good work, Anonymous. You've managed to not incriminate yourself or anybody else. Yes. That's an excellent tell tale from you. Well done. Thank you so much. This person wants to be anonymous as well.

Hello, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hello. Tell us, who was stealing what from what workplace? Before my time, but I've been told many stories of a truck driver and a forklift operator stealing pellets of futter and selling it to the local four squares. A forklift driver stealing pellet. of butter and selling it on to four squares. Yes, correct.

Jeez. What do you do with a whole pellet of butter? Like, where do you even put it? I believe they were unloading it into a yute down road, and, yeah. That's crazy. Well, you've got to sell it pretty quickly because how long's the butter good for, I guess? If they can refrigerate it. God, you make a lot of money these days with stolen butter.

That stuff's worth of fortune. Yeah, definitely. It'd be like gold bars. the equivalent, except it's butter. Thanks, Anonymous. We're asking, what did someone get caught stealing from your work? Someone said, there's not much to steal at my office, but I absolutely do a lot of personal printing and laminating.

We can do that. We endorse that, yeah. We encourage it. That is a perk of your workplace. I mean, Clint stole a reamer paper last week. Excuse you. What about this one? I worked in a pharmacy when I was 11.

Is that illegal? No. 11? As long as you're not the pharmacist. Are you allowed to work in New Zealand at all? 11. Yeah. Why not? Really? Well, I thought the working age was higher than that. I don't know. Well, actually, I don't know.

My boss had pregnancy tests in the bathroom because she was trying to get pregnant. I did a few of those on company time, which is funny because I was definitely a virgin. You're 11. My partner works in a gelato store. She steals heaps of gelato and gets caught a lot. Nice. This one's so good. Someone was stealing bloody dishwashing tablets from our office. Now they're kept under lock and key in the boss's office. To be fair, they were the fancy jelly finish ones. That's the good stuff. Scott, you know when someone just ruins it for the rest? Yeah, they do. That's how we can't have nice things. Someone's texting who works for an airline

and says people regularly get caught stealing the little alcohols on the plane. Yeah, that's a perk of the job, I'd say. I thought they were all accounted for. I thought they were all like... Someone that I know that used to work in first class said that they would serve um dom perillon yeah or like another yeah yeah fancy champagne yeah and at the end of a flight if they had like open bottles with like half left they would wash their hands with it oh that's fun apparently you can't serve the next flight already opened dom ping rignon can you apparently it felt delightful i work in hr people steal so much so regularly you guys would not even believe Tell us. Tell us what you've seen.

Someone else has texted and said the working age in New Zealand is 14, which is devastating. I'm going to have to let my 12-year-old workers go. I knew it was older than 11. Yeah. 11 sounded way too young. This one, I never got caught, but when I was 14, I worked at a supermarket in the deli on Sunday mornings. When I was hung over and I was cooking chicken tenders, there would be one on the shelf, one for me. One on the shelf, one for me.

never got caught. Again, we condone that. That is a perk of the job. That's just quality control. Yep. Every good chef tastes as they go. I've seen it. I'm master chef.

You have to. You were making sure the customers were getting a quality chicken tender experience. You've got to do it. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Someone else said, my co-worker stole cartons of coconut milk because he was too lazy to stop by the supermarket on his way to his basketball game. Okay. Someone else said...

How do you justify it to yourself? I'm a gardener and we had someone steal. fuel as we had fuel on the trucks and this person would use the cans and go home during work hours and fill their car. That's shocking. I take batteries from work. I tell them it's for my mouse and keyboard, but it's actually for my kids' toys. That's a life hack.

ZD.N's Brian and Clint bought you by KFC. It's Wicked Wing Wednesday at KFC, which means $2 Wicked Wings today. Every Wednesday at KFC. How good. If you're a Lord of the Rings fan, this has got to be your dream. There is a couple who live in Rotorua who are having a Lord of the Rings themed wedding in Hobbiton over the weekend. Love it. All the guests, they were dressed Lord of the Rings style, they were outside Bilbo's house.

All the guests were dressed in Lord of the Rings theme. And then Elijah Wood, goddamn Frodo from the Lord of the Rings, just happens to war. past and heads up the aisle while they're there saying their vows and gets photos with them. What are the odds of that? Out of control, like, you would just, you wouldn't think that that was real life. You'd be like, what is happening right now? Yep.

Elijah Wood is in the country for Armageddon at the moment. Oh, the Comic-Con thing. Yeah, the fan event. Yes. And decided to visit the set of Lord of the Rings, where he filmed Lord of the Rings, must be like 20 years ago now. Took his whole family there. Do you reckon that's the first time he's been?

back? I don't know. Mm. Don't know. He could charge for that, though. Meet and greets at Hobbiton with him. Absolutely. Be a bit sad, but he could charge for that.

Yeah. Anyway, he's headed up the aisle. Met the bride, met the groom. He was a bit underdressed, I must say. Yeah, he was wearing like a North Face in Iraq. And it had a couple of photos. The photographer decided to get a selfie herself rather than taking photos of him with other guests.

Oh, that's a bit of a faux part. She's whipped out her phone to have a selfie with him. She's on the clock getting paid to take photos. He's quite small, eh? Well, yeah, he was a hobbit. Mm, makes sense. Like, when he walked up to the bride and groom, it looked like their child. Yeah, even the celebrant goes, he's smaller than I expected.

It's a hobbit. Makes sense. He's a hobbit. I mean, that is a once in a lifetime. moment. Yeah. That couple having that wedding there, obviously the biggest Lord of the Rings fans ever. It's like bumping into...

Meryl Streep. At... The Devil Wees Prada building? Yes. Okay, there you go. Or bumping into Jason Momoa in the ocean. That's good. You know?

You're like, Aquaman? Yeah. Can you give me a lift back in? Bro, are you actually him? That's the T. There is a museum in Croatia, where it's all centered around broken relationships. So the whole museum is centered around, yeah, this idea where people can, real people, bring in stuff. Yes.

That represents a broken relationship. Right. And then it's put on display at this museum. And, yeah, it's called the Museum of Broken Relationships. Wow, okay. So it started out, I believe, as just an expo, an exposition, exhibition. Well done. Exhibition.

In 2006. And then it was so popular that they devoted a whole museum to it. Buzzy. Okay. You want to hear some of the objects that are on display in cases. So one of them is a set of tickets from the Mexico. City Olympics from 1968 and they have little blurbs

along with the items from the person that's obviously donated it in. Apparently the tickets represent the starting point of a courtship which ended up in a marriage and then a divorce. Right. There's a doll that's embroidered with tattoos

it's a relic from a long distance relationship which didn't work out. A pair of basketball shoes which apparently reminded a gay man of playing sport with a straight man he hopelessly pined for. Okay. There's a plastic Godzilla figurine

that's got heaps of ornaments on there from a man's former girlfriend slash girlfriends. I don't understand how they turn this into a whole museum. These things only have significance to the person that was in the relationship, you know? I kind of get it though. I feel like I would go to a museum like this.

Right. Like, and you go, it's about that human connection. Yeah. And reading the stories that are connected with the items. Because, I mean, I feel like us as humans, we're all obsessed with that. Yeah. What was the thing that your ex left, the last one, the one that went back to Australia? Is it a vegan cookbook?

Oh, that was a, so that was a book. That was a journal of mine. They're handwritten recipe book, eh? Yeah. Yeah. And I couldn't find it for ages And I was going to message them And I was like

Oh, I really don't want to have to message them For this one recipe And then I ended up finding the book Oh, that's what it was Not quite the same thing, yeah So I never had to message them Yeah Annoying when an ex leaves things at your house

You know? Unless they're good things But they never leave good things But they never leave good things And it stops you from moving on Unless you're callous enough to go All right, all their craps off to the Salvation Army There's just this box of

stuff in the corner that reminds you of them the whole time and you're tied to them because they're like, oh, I'll come around and get those records. Oh, well, I'll come around and get them. Haunted with memories. And then they might show up sometime. And you're like, oh, what if they come around? Have you got anything from an ex? Nah.

Nah, I don't think so. No, I'm not sentimental like that. You got rid of that gonorrhea, didn't you? See, that was an easy joke that you didn't have to make. That is, and that is not true either. I did not get rid of it. He kept it for fun Just to see what happens

Claudia I think I got rid of everything No Well we share a dog in a house A house That's what I was going for You have a big deal I'm not going to put that in the bin though

Do you still have a house with your ex But it's not a sentimental thing It's a smart money move Do you have any items of clothing Uh Nah I don't think so Good Good that's smart

Good because that's sad if you did Ella have never had an ex She doesn't have an ex She married the first guy that she was with One and done Two week for a breakup When you

If you guys No don't know Did you just say When we're not What? Why does everyone keep saying that to me He's just jealous He's just jealous

He didn't meet his wife when he was 20 True And he's got gonorrhea And diarrhea Gonorrhea And halitosis Wait why am I getting involved in this We want to know what you've got

of your exes. Yeah, what do you still have? And do you intend to give it back? Or do they want it back and you won't give it back like a car? Scandal. Or a horse. PlayStation. Yeah. Or a child. Oh, okay. That's a bit dark. That one. Take your child. Like, it's your child too. You keep it. Well, pay the child support then. Oh, $100 at them. Or you can text it to $9.6.96. The question is, you're broken up now. But what's the thing that you? you still have from your ex. The item that haunts you. Or maybe you like it.

The ZM Podcast Network. What's the thing that you still have of your exes? That could technically go to this museum. Someone said, I have nightmares from my ex. I don't know how you display. You could paint him. Yeah, you could. Yeah, yeah.

Someone said, I have nothing but back issues and low self-esteem from my ex. Does that count? Yeah, that counts. That counts. Yeah, yeah. Um, someone else said 18 years ago, my ex left his 30 meter long Ethernet cable, and I still use it. Hell yes, you do. That's 18 years of use, you've got out of that.

18 years of high speed broadband internet. There's not Wi-Fi, baby. That's land. That's straight land. So you just got straight land from your ex. Uh, Jessica's here. Hi, Jessica. Hi, Jessica.

Hey, how's it going. Good things. things you still have from an ex? I have a PlayStation for an Xbox, a baseball bat and the engagement ring. Damn, girl, you got it all. You got it all. Can I ask Jess

why did you guys break up if you're willing to share? He didn't want to get married anymore. He just got feelings for an ex and the relationship ended. Hence why you still have the

engagement ring, Jess. Yep. Has he asked for it back? No, he said he doesn't want a bag, I can keep it. Have you had it valued? Have you had it valued? Yeah, it's about $2,000 and a half thousand dollars. I spent money on it anyway, so.

Wait. Oh, some of it was your money. You spent money on it. Yeah. Oh no, one dear, you bloody kept it. So you should keep it. Did all of these things come out of the joint account, Jessica? Did you help pay for the Xbox and the PlayStation as well?

No, they were his, but he couldn't be bothered getting them back. So he just went and bought new ones And mine stayed at my house Oh, get rid of them Bree's our resident gamer here Surely the PlayStation 4 is going down in value quickly You can still get a bit forward Do you want me to sell it for you Jess

We can update that engagement ring Oh you play it Oh do you Jess Yeah I play it I play it I play it yeah Good Are you in another relationship now or single Pringle I am we're in a long distance relationship

He does six weeks on Six weeks off over in Aussie God that must be hard six weeks on, six weeks off. Both would be difficult. Six weeks away from him and then six weeks with him also hard. Yeah, you say hard. It kind of sounds like a great relationship to me.

No, but six weeks straight where he has nothing to do. Yeah. Full on. It's nice, but it does have its hard moments, especially when you're dealing with depression or, you know, an anniversary of a loved one comes along, which has recently happened. Oh, yeah, totally, Jess. I get that.

Such big periods of time. My wife would absolutely. kill for six weeks off, you know? Yeah, she'd be like, can we extend this period to 12 weeks? Someone texted and said, I've still got my ex's baby photos. It's been 25 years. I wonder if he wants those back. Benham.

That's quite personal. Why do you care about him as a baby? It's a great question. He's not your baby. It would just feel wrong throwing out someone's baby photos, though. It's been 25 years. Someone said I acquired his genie. Jinks poster well after we broke up.

It lived in my study. Oh, yeah. Jinks poster, Star Wars? Anime thing, I think. Oh. I think. I still have what was our favorite toy. And I still use it.

What? Okay. Interesting. Mm-hmm. See, that's a very personal thing between you and someone else. I wonder, surely that person is not using it with anyone else. Hopefully. Like it's, if they're using it on anyone else.

Yeah, like if they're using it on their own, I mean, you know, that's up to you. But you're not going, a new person comes over and then you're like, hey. Because I've got this. We asked, what do you have from an X still? And they text in stretch marks from eating. Oh. Eating my feelings. Someone else said I've got a big ass hunting knife and his PS4.

Yeah, wow. Someone else said, I've got a million dollars worth of debt. Oh, okay. That's not ideal. Yeah. Do kids count? Yep, kids to count. Yeah.

But they're yours too, hopefully. Someone else said, I've got my ex's late grandmother's ruby earrings and matching necklace. A few people texting in saying, I'll take that lady's Xbox. No, she wants it. No, she played it. Yeah, yeah. She had the Xbox and the PS4, and she played both of them. You've got your ex's late grandmother's Ruby.

earrings and matching necklace. Yeah, you need to give that back. That's like family heirloom stuff. Someone else said, I've got anxiety from my ex. There's a lot of that coming in. I'd give that back to them as well if you could. Someone else said, I have a lot of jewelry. Some of it's worth a lot of money.

Probably worth around $10,000. Whoa. Far out. Yeah. It depends on how you guys broke up with that stuff. That's why I asked. I was like, who broke up with who? And then she paid for the most of the engagement ring anyway.

Yeah, that was your first red flag. Hey, babe, do you mind putting me a couple of thousand to buy you a ring? Hey, babe, can you help me help you? Hey, babe, do you have any time to plan our engagement? Because I just, I don't, I'm strapped for ideas, eh? And while you're at it, go out and buy yourself a ring. On you. I'll be on the Xbox.

It's ZDAM's Brie and Clint Podcast We're talking before about the thing that you still have of your exes This one is complicated It says I've got my exes ashes What It's for our kids We'd been split for five years when he died Oh

That's the right thing to do That's nice Yeah Yeah Doing it for your kids But God Yeah Imagine so

that person would have had to ask his family. Yes. Can I have a part of his ashes? No, all of the ashes. No, you can have part of them. Who's taking part of them? Well, I'm sure part of the ashes went to say his mum and dad. Do you do that?

Yeah, of course you do. So you keep them together? Yeah, no. Really? No, you can get multiple urns. Really? Yeah. Oh, okay.

And then you know you can save some to put in the fireworks. Oh, yeah. You know? Take some sprinkle on Eden Park. Yeah? Yeah. Just put them everywhere. I've never heard of that.

I thought you kept... Producers? Am I... Yeah, no, you're bang on. Yeah, I thought so. You can have lots of little urns. So, yeah, like you said, like that one can have some. Yeah, right.

And a necklace, candle, make a jewellery. Divvy me up, guys. Okay. You can all have a bit. Really? Yeah. I'll have a bit. I'll have his ankle.

Oh, okay. I wanted the other ankle, okay. You can have an ankle each. I go for the butthole. You're in the butt hole. Yeah. Okay. You can have my wrist.

roasted butthole when I die. I'm sure my wife or kids don't want that. Good choice, Ella. Do you feel lucky? Well, do you? It's time for brilliant Clint's Google Down. Punk. Here we go, Google Down Time, where you can win yourself 50 bucks, all thanks to Neon.

If you want it, you have to back someone to win. It's either Clint, producer Claudia, producer Ella, and the way you do it is you text one of those names to 9-6-9. If you text Claudia, you're a coward. Hey. Live a little. No, it's nice to have people support me. Back an underdog for a change.

Claudia, you don't need support. I lost last week. Did you? Ella won. I don't think I got a single point. She didn't. I was off my game. Clint, it was me and you.

It was between you and Ella last week. It was too. It was an anomaly. It could have been. An nominee. An enemy. I'm sure Claudia will be back with a fighting. Vengeance?

Yeah. This week. Sure. A fighting vengeance. She'll be back this week. A ZM's Brea and Clint Podcast. Let's play some Google Down. Do you feel lucky?

Well, do you? It's time for Brea and Clint's Google Down. Punk. Where we find out who is the fastest Googler in the team, and they're playing along for you guys listening. If you've texted through a name to 9-6-9-9. either Clint, Claudia or Ella, you could pick up 50 bucks thanks to Neon. Are we ready to play?

Yes. All right. I will remind you of the rules. Yes. First person to yell out the correct answer. I'll give you a point. First of three points wins the game. Here comes question number one.

How many gold medals has New Zealand won at the Summer Olympics? 65. Couldn't split them. I'm going to give you both a point. Thank you. 65 gold medals to New Zealand. Clint, that was for me and Claudia. Sorry, I will just clarify.

That was for Ella and Claudia. You said nothing. You didn't say a word. Well, no, I know. Could have been at the exact same time and maybe you didn't hear it. But indeed worth a try. Question number two. When did Elton John release the song

B'Binney and the Jets? 173. 1974. 1973 is what I have. So I'm going to give it to Ella. That's what you want to do. I don't like when she's winning. How do I turn AI off?

We'll just leave Clint over there. Question number three. How many hours do you have to sit the bar exam? Three hours? In the US. Ninety minutes. You can't, what? 40 hours.

Mine's three hours. Claudia's the only one that hasn't answered and neither Clint or Ella is right. How many hours do you have to sit the bar exam? It doesn't really say. It does. Because I double-checked it. Okay, can I answer again?

Can I answer after Claudia? You know the rules. Now, I'll beat them. I'm going to not give you... I'm not getting infinity time. I'm getting how many hours a day of cats sleep? Yeah, I'm getting 48 hours. That's what I want to lock them.

No, the answer is, across two days, you get 12 hours. So I wasn't looking for the two-day thing, but across two days you get 12 hours to sit the bar exam. No points. No points there to anyone. Question number four. Where in the world a Drome Dairy Cary, Cammals native to? Perth, Australia?

Northwest Africa. North East Africa. North Africa. And? Central Asia. And Middle East. Clint's got it. North Africa and the Middle East is the answer I was looking for.

Clint got it. Oh! Sorry for screaming. Two to Ella, one to Claudia, one to Clint. Ouch. Question number five. Who wrote the musical, The Rocky Horror Show? Richard O'Brien.

Richard O'Brien, I said that. I did say it. I'm going to say... Remember I gave the tidbit of information that he was from Hamilton? Shh. Come on. Claudia No.

And Ella said it at the same time, which means Ella has taken it out for two weeks in a row. I love winning. Winning is the best. I don't like when Ella wins. Neither. Justin, you correctly picked Ella, which has secured you $50 cash thanks to our friends at Neon this afternoon.

Congratulations. Get in, son. Winning. Winning is the best. Yes, yes, yes, Justin, I'll kiss you on the mouth right now. Pee's in the pot. I knew it. I just bloody knew it.

I knew it was Ella. Felted in your waters. Maybe Claudia's finally lost it. No, this happens every now and then. I lose it for a couple of weeks, and then it just comes right back. You lost it to Ella. Thank you, Justin. I'm well aware.

I reckon Claudia just plays with you guys sometimes. She's like, I'll let them win a couple. Are you sleep? deprived or something. Nah. Have you been up all night? Have you, did you get eight hours sleep? Listen, guys.

I'm tired. A lot of James Bond rumours have been floating around for about two years now as to who the next James Bond is going to be. I feel like we have been talking about this for five years. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bree loves to put forward, who's the guy you love suggesting? Not just who I love suggesting.

No, you're on your own now. No, no, people have moved on from this. It's just you. I reckon there's people out there who would agree with me. Idris Elba. Idris Elba would be a fantastic James Bond. He'd make a great retired James Bond. No.

Yes. A current James Bond. The current list of leading contenders to be the new James Bond include that guy, Aaron Taylor Johnson. Who's that? He's the frontrunner. Never heard of him. Henry Cavill, Superman.

No. He's American. No, he's not. He's British. Is he? Yeah. No. Reggie Jean Page from Bridgeton, season one.

Right. We've got to see who this is. This guy? Yes. Oh, he's hot. He's handsome. Jacob Alludey's name is in the list. like a young Idris Elba.

Yeah. Jacob Bellotti. Oh, really? Nah. To Australian. Yep. He's too big, too. James Bond, mate.

James Bond. He is too big. Yeah, yeah. He's enormous. See, he's Frankenstein. See, now that's a character. He's spot on to play. He's the new Frankenstein's monster in the movie Frankenstein.

How tall do you reckon Jacob Alorty is? I reckon he's 6'5. I reckon he's 6'6. You reckon he's that tall? Yeah. Hold on. Six-five. I see.

And he's still growing as well. Yeah, I know. He's young. Anyway, a new contender out today to play James Bond. Oh, who is it? Self-nominated, this actor. All those other actors, other people have suggested them. Yep.

This actor has put themselves forward. Okay. And it's bold strategy, but, you know, good on them. The latest actor, putting their name forward to be the next James Bond. Sidney Sweeney True story.

Of course she has. She's revealed She's just like, she just keeps throwing them up and heading them out of the park hasn't she? She has revealed she would like to play the next James Bond. She was asked by a variety

magazine if she would consider playing the next Bond girl. Because that's another iconic role to be the Bond girl. Hallie Berry has been a Bond girl. Demi Moore. Demi Moore.

It's been a Bond girl. Who's that French lady? You know. Anyway, Sydney Sweeney said... Wasn't Dorn French your Bond Girl? Yeah, Dawn French. Icon it. Yeah.

Maggie Smith. Yep, another great. Another great Bond Girl. True story, though, Variety Magazine said to the Swindog, said, do you want to be a, would you be a Bond girl? And she said, no, I would prefer to be James Bond. No offence to Sydney Sweening, but

if they were going to make James Bond a female character, yeah. She's not the front runner. Is she not? No. Who is? Not her. Why not? Because she's not cool

enough. There it is. She's not charismatic enough. You have to be someone like Meryl Streep Now that would be a great bond Why are you obsessed with old bonds That's what the people want

We've seen the young attractive We want to we want to experience bond Anyway watch this space The next James Bond Could be Sydney Sweeney Doubt it I'd go You never know

Yeah we know you would go Two tickets please. 0.07 would be there. Did you read this story? Crazy story about the oldest president in the world? No. Over in the country of Cameroon.

Cameroon! Cameroon! President Paul Bayer got re-elected, so he's already been serving as president, has won the election and he is now officially the oldest president ever. Wow, okay. How old are we talking? Because Trump's pretty old, isn't he?

Trump's bloody old. How old is Trump? Seventy-nine? I think he's 79, 80. How old is Trump? Because how old was Biden? Biden? I think Biden was 82. Yeah, Trump's 79, 80 next year. Yeah, right. But that has nothing on Paul Boyer from Cameroon, who was 92. Wow 92 92 Reelected

Like have a rest Oh hard out have a rest He's just loves public service Hey Just can't bear the idea of He couldn't even handle the idea of A baby boomer running the country To him that's a young person

Yeah With radical ideas Yeah 92 I don't want to work till I'm 92 Does he look 92 though Um Or, you know, some people have just got it.

I mean, looks 80. Oh, he looks pretty good. Looks pretty good for 92. He looks pretty good. Have you ever seen the president of Ireland? No. Who's the current president of Ireland? His name is Michael D. Higgins, and he's 84 years old.

That's such a good Irish name. Isn't it? There he is there. How old is he? 84. God, yeah, he looks pretty good. Yeah. I mean, he looks 84.

He looks, yeah. He looks like a cartoon. cartoon character. He looks. He looks like Hey Arnold's dad. Yes. He also looks like

he could be in the Lord of the Rings. Don't you think? Yeah. Like he's got a he's got an elderly Bilbo look about him. He does.

With all due respect. I know nothing about his politics or the man. I'm sure he's a great man, but. That's probably a compliment for him. Yeah.

It's probably a big Lord of the Rings fan. Oh yeah. Why wouldn't you be? Rock's a hell of a three-piece suit as well. Who's the oldest Prime Minister? that New Zealand's ever had. Oh, that's a good question.

If you had to have a guess. If I had to have a guess, I would say, um, Bill English. Bill English is your guess. Yeah, who is the correct answer is Walter Nash. Oh, okay.

Leaving office at the age of 78 in 1960. He was the oldest Prime Minister, New Zealand ever had. 78? 78? 78 in 1960. Yeah, God, he was doing well. That's like 95 in 2025. He was doing bloody well.

Yeah. Well, there you go. Hope for us all. I don't know. Well, hey, there's still, I mean, you have talked about behind the scenes here moving into politics. So you've got plenty of time. I could never.

I could never. After the amount of stuff we've talked about on this show... Which party would you work for? I reckon he'd work for... Yeah, go on. What's the joke here? What are you going to peg me as? Probably act party.

Yeah. Nah, you be a greenie. I can't win with you. You don't like any of them. Time for Gaydard. Free and... Blin's Gator. Let us rock.

The game where we tried to guess what you are based off just one question. One non-leading question that we ask to everyone. I don't think our question this week is leading. Is there any way it could be leading, do you think? Don't think so. The question is, in your opinion, who's the best Spider-Man? And there are only three acceptable answers for this?

Yes, there's Toby McGuire. Tom Holland. And Andrew Garfield. Those are the Spider-Man's available to you today. From that, we will try and guess Gay Straight or otherwise. Greg is going to play. Hi, Greg. Gailay, Greg. Hi, how are you guys?

We're good. Welcome to Gaydar, Greg. Thank you. Tell us, Greg, who is your preferred Spider-Man out of the three? I think Toby McGuire is my favorite one. Yeah, Toby Maguire. Definitely a millennial favorite. I was going to say, so we're thinking Greg is a millennial? I think so, based off his Spider-Man pick.

I think Greg's straight. They're not getting a lot to go on. off here, but I think Greg is straight. I think Greg's gay. Do you? Yeah. Okay, we're going to split the vote. Greg?

Oh, I'm straight. Oh! Cheaky bugger. My gay dar might be more tuned in than yours. Could be. Let's go to Surin. Hi, Surin. Hi, Surin.

Saran. Surran. Sorry, Saran. Surran, Saran, Saran. Like Charan, Saran. Like, like Charan, Duran. Good. My son is sitting here looking mortified that I said that to you.

That's right. He doesn't know who Duran Duran is. Don't worry about it. Duran Duran is cool. Saran, Seran. Who is Spider-Man, in your opinion? The best one. I'm going to go with Toby McGuire.

Toby McGuire as well. Yeah, okay. Saran, Saran, Saran. Gay. Gay, too. Saran. Oh, God, you're right. Yeah.

Come on, Saran. Got a good sense of humour All the gays do Thank you Saran Let's go to Christy L Hi Christy L Hi Christy L Hi

Welcome to Gaydar For you Christyell Who is the best Spider-Man The latest one Tom Holland Yes What do you like about him The full cast I liked better

I liked his best friend Pete better And his girlfriend's actress better Okay Zendaya? Yes. Yeah, Zendaya is great. Christy L.

Christy L. She knows his stuff. She does. Is it gay to like Spider-Man? That's all we need to figure out here. Go, Webb, go. I reckon she's straight. That's what my gay does, saying.

What do you think? Okay. Christy L? We split. Straight. Oh! Yes, she gets one back. Thanks, Christyale.

This is the decider. We're tied. This is the decider. Okay. It comes down to you, Lisa. Good afternoon. Hi, Lisa. Oh, hello.

Oh, hello. Spider-Man, who is it for you? Lisa, who's the best? Oh, definitely Toby Maguire. Not a single person has said Andrew Garfield. I wonder why. Not a single Andrew Garfield fan amongst us. Poor Andrew Garfield.

So you're a Toby Maguire fan, Lisa? 100%. Who's your second favourite Spider-Man? I don't think I'd watch it if it wasn't Toby Woodrow. Oh, that's a good answer. I've got Lisa. I've got Lisa. Lisa's straight.

Lisa's gay. Oh, this is going to be. Okay, so one of us has won this week. I've gone straight and if she's straight, I win. And if Lisa is gay, then I win. Lisa, it all comes down to you. I'm gay. Come on, Lisa!

God damn it, Lisa. Oh, you're big gay old thing, Lisa, aren't you? Lisa, you better really be gay and not just trying to help three win. You big Lizzie, Lisa. Oh, definitely. Thanks, Lisa. Lisa be able to. No.

You legend, Lisa. Thanks for playing gay now, mate. You win this week, Bree. Congratulations. But I mean, so you should. By the skin of it. Yeah. Next on the show, we get your mum on. She's got a big job for us to do next week. She is going to try and pick the winner of the Melbourne Cup. Ross Boss has drummed up $1,000 of ZM's money after she claims that she can't lose at the horse races. She's got to put her money where her mouth is.

We'll get Mama Die on next. She's been mulling over her process, and she's going to reveal how she picks the winners to everybody. You can use this too if you're listening. ZM's Branklin. This coming Tuesday is the race that stops two nations, the Melbourne Cup. And look, we don't cover a lot of horse racing content on the brand clincher. I wouldn't say it's in our wheelhouse. No, it's not at the top of our list. But we didn't realize that we may have a horse racing oracle in our midst by the name of Mama Di.

Good afternoon, Mama Di. Hi, Mum. Good afternoon, guys. How are you going? Yeah, good. Any hot bets you've got on for the same. afternoon's races, mum, or? No, I'm waiting for the big one on Tuesday.

I'm channeling everything I've got. You're not down the local boozer with a fist full of studs yelling at the greyhounds, are you? No, that might be Tuesday afternoon. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Remind us, last week you went seven from seven wins at the local Stanthorpe races. Is that correct? Absolutely. On the back of that hot streak, we have managed to get notorious tightwad

Ross Boss, I don't know how we did this, to agree to give us a thousand dollars for you to place on the nose of one horse at next week's Melbourne Cup. And we don't need to know what that horse is just yet, but today we want to know what your process for picking a winning horse is. Well, it's very scientific, and I hope people are listening with intent. Okay. Because this is how it was done at the races, and this is how I'm going to do it on Tuesday. I looked up at the board, right?

And I scrolled down the names. Yeah. And there was just names just popped out at me like it was, you know, like a miracle. A sign. It was a, you took it as a sign. Like you felt the vibes from the name, did you? Oh, it was even more than that, Brianna. There was no way that I was betting on anything else except that.

Are you telling me the way you pick a winner is the same way that Russell Crow interpreted the secret messages in a beautiful mind? They just come off the page towards you. Well, I think he channeled me more than I channeled him. But yes, basically, that's the way to go. Okay, all right. Okay, that's good. This is going to be a disaster.

No, no. No, it's not Brianna. That is the most woo-woo's crap I've heard from you lately, Mum. No, Brianna, there's one issue I've got And I'll be up front with everybody Yeah If I don't get that feeling in the waters And I mean it's strong

When I get it I might not have to put the bed on Oh Wait, what? This is a twist we didn't see coming Well, I have to get that feeling Yeah It's no good putting it on if I don't get a feeling Okay, so you're not saying you're not willing to risk

Ross Boss's $1,000 unless a horse actually comes to you, like comes up, comes off the screen and says, pick me, die, I'm the winner. Absolutely. He has to stand down. It's actually quite responsible, to be honest. You know?

She's not going to just throw money at it. It needs to, you look skeptical, britt. But, like, can't you just pretend you got the feeling and just pick one? Just for a thousand bucks, I can't. It's all the same. A thousand bucks of someone else's money. though. Yeah, it's not your money, Mum.

One more question, though. What if I get the feeling for two horses? Can we split it? Ah, like a menagerie tour. You and two other horses. That happened with two races at the Stantorp races. Well, what did you do at the Stanthorpe races when you got that feeling? Well, I put money on both, and I got both.

Okay. To place. Yes. Okay, so you'd have to put it on to place and not win. Yes. Look, you're the Oracle. I'm not going to tell you how to bet. Yeah, we have to let her weave her magic.

We have to let her cook. Yeah, let her cook. So, Die, if that's what you say it is, that's what we'll do. If you come to us and say, you've got a trifecta, you've got a trifecta, that's what it will be. And if you win at the Melbourne Cup and you say, I want to double down, then we have to probably pull you up because it isn't for money. That sounds a bit rough, Brianna. I never double down. Okay, so just confirming it's got nothing to do with the odds.

It's got nothing to do with the horse's previous track record. It's just a gut feeling. Why bring that into it, Clint? Why bring no all that into it? Yeah, that's crazy talk, Clint. People, yeah. Yeah, that's absolutely crazy talk. Why would we go on any actual information based on the horses in the race? Why would we do that?

Well, I mean, that's what I usually do, and I never win. So fair enough. See? I will go as far as to say that if I get the feeling, if you get a professional punter in, I will beat them. Okay. Are you saying you want to go head-to-head with another bookie?

Well, with someone who bets on the race. Yeah, that's a bookie. This can be arranged. That's a bookie. Yeah, this can be arranged. Oh, gosh. Okay, do I. Well, I thought you'd be at home studying the best bets

looking at form guides ahead of the Melbourne Cup but no, you're telling us on the morning of the race you will look at the names of the horses and you will tell us which one to put the money on based off gut feeling. Is that it? I think she said nog gut feeling. I think she said Fanny Flutters, didn't you? Now that's a horse I bet on.

And Fanny Flutters is coming down the train. It's Fanny Flutters, Fannie Flutters, that's all Fanny Flatters. Thanks, Dye. Thanks, Mom. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness, all right. Brian Clinton, birthday banging next.

0800 dial Z-M if you want to know what the number one song was on your 16th birthday. Buddy Flunters has taken out for Melbourne Cup 2025. Z&M's Bree and Clint podcast. We were just talking to Mama Di about her big Melbourne Cup bet before. Someone's texted and said, guys, this has got to be a segment. Bree and her mom arguing. It's gold. They sound so similar.

Let's get you and your mum to argue for a segment each week. I feel like people would hate that. No, not according to the feedback. Yeah, a lot of feedback coming in. What would be the first topic? Oh. I don't know. What do you guys disagree on?

You're so similar. We don't disagree on anything. I'm literally turning into my mother every day. Yeah, Ella? Just rage bait her and say you like the storm or something? No, she likes the storm. Oh, the Broncos. No, she likes the Broncos.

She likes the Broncos. If I say, I like New South Wales. Oh, there we go. Oh, then it sets her off. Here we go. Well, you don't like the Bee Gees. Don't say that. She listens to this.

No, I'm just positing it as a suggestion. She will come after you. Yeah, yeah. All right, we'll workshop out. the BGs. They've come up in this segment before. Number one song when you turn 16. That's what we do here. Could it be Shaila's birthday banger? Hi Shiler. Hi Shiler. Hello. How's your day been, Shaila? It's been good. Not much. Haven't been up to much? No. Okay. Well, we're glad you're here. What is your birthday? First of October 2009. Wait a second, Shirela. That

means at the start of this month, you turned 16. Yes, I did. Happy Sweet 16, Shilah. Let's see what was the number one song nearly exactly a month ago. Olivia Dean's Man I Need is your birthday banger, Shaila. Do you like it? Yeah, that's kind of, I'm not mad with that. That's a vibe, Shirela.

That'll age well. Yeah. Okay, wait there. We're going to do birthday banger for Anna. Hi, Anna. Hi, Anna. What have you been doing today, Anna? Oh, just working.

Yep, fair enough. What do you do for work? I'm a GP. You're a GP. Yeah. See, we've got smart people that listen to this show. Uh-huh. And Anna's one of them.

It's good that you're here because Bree's got this rash. Yeah, I'll talk to you off air about that, Anna. What is your birthday? It's the 8th of July, 19, All right, that means you're 16 in 1999, and we've done our calculations, and this is your birthday bag? Oh, throwback. Six months, none of the richer. Millennial anthem from 99.

Do you like it, Dr. Anna? I do like it. As a geriatric millennial, I love it. Hey, Anna, don't say that. You're only a geriatric pregnancy. one of those two Yeah, yeah No, it's a medical term

Anna's using it She's a geriatric millennial Is it true? No Melissa is going to do their mum's birthday banger Hi Melissa Hi Mel

Hi Mum's name's Hayley What's her date of birth 18th December 1980 All right That means Mum Haley was 16

in 1996 And on that day This top the chart If you want to be my lover We gotta get with my friends Make you love I mean, speaking of geriatric millennial anthems. What an absolute bop.

Does Haley love it, Mel? Yeah, she's under it. It's one of the best. She's the original millennial year, too, 1980. That's when they were first born. Absolutely. Yeah. Really?

Millennial ground zero. She is, yeah. Okay, wait there, ladies. We need to choose between the Spice Girls, Olivia Dean, and Six Pints. Nun the Richer. I'll be voting for Dr. Anna's song this afternoon. Sixpins, None the Richer. Oh, my.

It's just... I do love that song. How long is it? Shouldn't factor into it. No, it does factor into it. Three minutes 14. Okay. Yeah, go on.

Haven't heard that in a while. Paging Dr. Anna. Yay! For the Kiss Cam. Dr Anna for the Kiss Cam. What? This is a song they use for the Kiss Cam. Oh, is it?

Yeah. Hey, well done, Anna. You just won birthday banger. Yay. Oh, thank you. Brian Clinton, Zim. Kiss me. I love the beard and violin.

The ZM Podcast Network. Huge one-hit wonder. From Six Pints, None the Richer. From the year 1999, it's a birthday bank. for our friend, Dr. Anna. Using the movie, she's all that? Is that what it was in? I'm pretty sure.

It would have been in a few movies. It was in a few movies, but I feel like the iconic scene where this really pretty girl who has her hair in a ponytail goes upstairs, and then they take her hair out of the ponytail and put a bit of mascara on her

and then she walks down the stairs and that song starts to play and she's now this 10 out of 10. Oh, classic late 90s rom-com makeover scene. Did she have glasses? She was, yes, and they took her glasses off And she was already hot before that Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

The other classic is, she's got braces. Oh, she gets her braces off. Oh, my God. And she stops wearing vests and wears like a spaghetti strapped dress And they're like, oh my God, she's beautiful. The ugly duckling, she's actually hot. It's crazy.

It's ZAM's Bree and Clint podcast. The whole world's talking about Lily Allen again. been a while since she's released new music, a long while actually, nearly a decade. She's back. We love Lily Ellen. I'm deep in this Lily Ellen David Harbour drama at the moment. Glad you finished that sentence. Me too. If you don't know, she has dropped an album out of the blue detailing all the gory details of how their marriage broke down. They were married and it's all in there. People are shocked by how brutally honest it is. Every bit of dirty laundry from their relationship.

And it's really good to listen to as well. Not only is it juicy, the songs are good. Yeah, bangers. Like I heard someone say you're listening to her talk about some incredible, like, trauma of her own. Really heavy topics. And at the same time, you're like, what a bop. This is jam.

Catchy. In there, she talks about David Harbour from. stranger things hopper asking for an open marriage the rules that they put in place for the open marriage him breaking those rules her trying the open marriage thing with dating apps under a fake name he ended up having an affair wasn't it yeah how she accuses him of having an affair yeah because she's the rules were had to be with strangers if we're going to do an open marriage but she accuses of him of being in love with somebody yeah i think like having a full relationship which that's not the deal.

She talks about how she believes he's a sex addict and how humiliated she was by the whole thing, which absolutely fair enough. They've got kids. So I thought they had kids. Or is that from a previous relationship? But I knew she had kids and I was like, no, wait, they haven't been together long enough

because she's got teenage kids and she talks about that on the album. So I googled it to double check. And I found an article that Cosmopolitan magazine has put up today, which seems like a, a pointed time to put it up where it talks about her previous

marriage where those kids came from. Yeah, right. So she was married to a builder named Sam Cooper back in 2011. They were married for seven years. She has two teenage children with Sam Cooper. Did you know that Lily Allen

cheated on Sam Cooper with Liam Gallagher from Oasis? Whoa! She slept with Liam Gallagher from Oasis, while he was married to Nicole Appleton from the All Saints. Oh my God. The amount of famous people in this story, apart from her ex-husband.

Yeah, exactly right. He is not a famous person. No, he's a builder. He's a builder. Yeah. So Cosmo, without saying it, has kind of gone, here's all the drama that's happening with Lily Allen. By the way, all of that's public, by the way.

They haven't outed her for it. She talked about it in her book. Yeah, right. It's public knowledge. She talks about some other things that she did, which we don't need to go into all the details. I want to know. Paying for services.

What are you mean? Lily Ellen paying for services while she was married. What, like some end-all gardening? Yeah. Really? Yeah. I mean, she's Lily Allen. She's Lily Allen.

But with women, because she said at the time, she felt like because it was women, it wasn't cheating. Yeah. But she confessed all of this. God, that books out on Instagram. Yeah, no, that was. an Instagram post that she's deleted. Oh, that was just on Instagram?

2018. Yeah, she posted it. She said she is, what it was the words she used? Something like remorseful, but not ashamed. Yeah, right. Or something. But, yeah. Still love her.

No, absolutely. Because she's owned that. Yeah. She's obviously been like, you know. Yeah. And, well, she's obviously owned it. She put it in her book. God, imagine finding out that your wife cheated on you with one of the Gallagher

brothers from Oasis. You'd feel like that was... Do you remember the Robbie Williams movie? Yes. Because Robbie Williams was going out with Nicole Appleton. Nicole Appleton. And then she and well, yeah, I mean... He was jealous of Liam. Yes. And she was like, I'm not with him. Because he wanted everything Liam had. Yes.

Mm-hmm. And then she... And then he lost Nicole. And then Nicole... She's run off with him. Married Liam from Oasis. And then Liam cheated on Nicole with Lily Allen. God. Who then married the guy from Stranger Things who cheated on. her? Crazy. How do you keep up with that?

You don't. That's Hollywood, baby. It's a banging album, though. It's called West End Girl. Yeah, go listen to it. And it's all in there. It's got some bops. A ZM's Brinklin podcast.

Heidi Kloom, host of Project Runway. Offly to Zane. She also was on one of the judges on America's Got Talent for a bit. Yes, she was. Yeah, yeah. Victoria's Secret Supermodel. Yeah. Wasn't she one of the Angels?

Yeah. Yeah. She's also the queen of Halloween. People love Heidi Klum because she can take the piss out of herself. She's not just a supermodel. Got a good sense of humour. Yeah. She has teased that what her Halloween outfit is going to be this year. What was she last year?

Do you remember? Last year she was E.T. Oh, was that last year? I thought last year was the big slug. No, no, that was recent. Last year she was E.T. Yeah, that was good. And she did a good job of it as well.

That was very good. She has teased that. this year. She's still keeping it a secret, but she has promised that it will be very ugly. That's all she said. She loves an ugly costume. She does now. And that's what I wanted to look back at. She's hosted a Halloween party in New York City every Halloween for the last 25 years. It's the most iconic Halloween party of the world. It is. And I thought we could look at some of the best ones of the last 25 years. She didn't start out being that good. At the start, she was doing classic sexy Halloween vibes. Right.

sexy Betty Boop Which was good But sexy vampire Yeah 2006 is when it started to get good Why, what was 2006? 2006 she went as the forbidden fruit From the Garden of Eden

She was a giant apple with a snake Wrapped around Yeah, that's a bit of fun And her head was the snake That was the first time where I think she's gone Oh, I don't have to be sexy Yeah, I can be whatever I want I can be a bit weird

2011 she went as a cadaver like a dead body on a on a gurney being wheeled into the room like one that like trainee doctors experiment on you know you can see all the muscles she's had all the skin removed from herself which is good how did they put that back on yeah I don't know um 2011

her and seal went as apes together which is quite good oh they look like they're from planet of planet the apes yeah yeah and not sexy apes either. Can you be a sexy ape? Oh, it depends. Look at her nipples.

Hmm, hairy. Big, big ape nipples. Well, it depends what you're into, I guess, doesn't it? 2013 was a good year for Heidi Kloom. We're looking at her best Halloween outfits. 2013, she went as 95-year-old Heidi Kloom. I love that one. And God, that looks so realistic.

It looks incredible. She looks like she, like, CGI. She looks like the Crip Keeper. She looks like she has never picked up a bottle of sunscreen in her life. You know? Well, to be fair, she's 95. She's 95. They didn't have sunscreen back then.

That was a good one. 2017, she went as the Werewolf from the Thriller music video. Yeah, God, that's good. Isn't that incredible? Really good. That was a good one. 2018, she went as Fiona from Shrek. I remember this one.

Yeah. And look, you can say, that's not sexy, but she's got the ogre cleavage out. Yeah, the big old bitties. Yeah. The big old ogre biddies. Yeah, yeah. So, but again, she looks exactly like Shrek, Fiona, rather. So much

like her. Um, 2019, she went as a hideous alien. Like, not sexy. No, there's nothing sexy about that. We've completely abandoned sexy Halloween by 2019. That's disgusting. That's so yuck. Yeah. All the organs are hanging out. He's got probes attached to her nipples.

That one might be. be one of my favourites. 2022 is arguably Heidi Clem's best year. That was the year she went as a worm and her boyfriend went as a fisherman. Yeah, the big slug. Yeah.

Well, it looked like, yeah, the worm. It's disgusting. Like, how did they even do that? Yeah, I know. Yeah, she can't walk. She looks exactly like a, yeah, they had to roll her in there. They had to be carried around the room.

It's pretty amazing, eh? Yeah. And then last year that we said E.T. So, this Friday, well, Saturday in New Zealand time, we'll get to find out what Heidi Kloom is going to be. And like we said, all she has promised for this year, very ugly. Very ugly. Very ugly.

I wonder what it will be. Because she doesn't really go with trends or anything. She just kind of does what she wants, eh? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I can't wait to see what it is. She could go as a bag of dog poo. On fire. And be a great costume.

Watch this space. If you Google it, there could be some good insights. both for you, but I feel like each of her Halloween costumes would be in the tens of thousands of dollars. Very unachievable. Play ZM's Brian Clint on Insah, Facebook, TikTok

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