ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 29th September 2022

Episode Date: September 29, 2022

Cold blooded things kids say Who gets the scratchie winnings Gender reveals... How much dosh to be happy?! Brodie Kane in for Bree See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Mad Dog's here. She's been pinned up all day, she's ready to go. Okay, here's the podcast. Hi everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint Podcast. Hi. With two special guests. One's Brodie Kane. Hi Brodie.

Hi, I'm actually a podcast expert, so hi. Exquirt. Broadcast exquirt. Exquirt. Broadcast exquirt. Exquirt podcaster. Stop it. And Mad Dog's here as well. Oh my God. Ella just introduced herself as Mad Dog.

You alright over there? Yeah, mate. Sorry. Wow. Just in a weird mood. Been inside too long. No one's taking you out for a lap around the block. We've got to introduce Our guest on the podcast today

Because Bree is away And she's back with us tomorrow So Brodie Kane Yes Kiwis will know you from Celebrity Celebrity No

No they won't Not yet They will not Dancing with the Stars Yes Dancing with the Stars I used to work on Breakfast Yes

Seven Sharp Yes Fair Go And Q&A Fair Go What Q&A. Fair Go. What a CV. And she's got a podcast with ZM alum Caitlin Marrett.

Yeah, we've got The Girls Uninterrupted, Kiwi Yarns, Three Girls, One Beehive and Kiwi Yarns. And I've already said that. Out the Gate. Out the Gate. Available on all major podcast apps including iHeartRadio. Those are all podcasts in the Brodie Cain stable. Can I ask a question? Yes. I'm a big fan of Fair Go. What was it like doing that? Amazing.

It's probably one of my most rewarding jobs because people's problems were massive and were life-changing. And sometimes you felt like you were, like there was a couple of times that I'd be on the phone to businesses and I felt like I was a negotiator, like a lawyer. I wasn't.

Like I should have been on 1500 Pikes an Hour. But you have the gravitas of that show behind you so people will stop and listen, right? Yeah, it was incredible. We have quite a lot of international listeners. So Fairgo, to describe it, it's like a – Consumer, it's like fighting the big guys for the consumer issues. So you buy a big TV or something that's got a crack in it

and the brand says, sorry, too bad. Your problem. Yeah. Or like, for instance, we had a big story against a big company that will remain nameless for now that had really bad quality timber. And we went in. And that was big because you've got to get the lawyers involved. You're going them.

The legal team has to sit down. Did you have to learn a lot about timber? Yeah, kind of. I did actually end up learning about that. Because you need to know your shit, right? Yeah, you do. Wow. And then we once followed a guy, like literally a car chase,

down the motorway in Wellington. We were doing it. Oh, that's fun. We were being given permission to covert film him. Jeez. So, yeah, we were trying to we would be given permission to covert film him jeez so yeah we were trying to we were trying to bust him doing a job that he wasn't supposed to be doing because he was bankrupt and we did busted him got him yeah don't fuck with brodie kane oh yeah it's a podcast you can

say fuck yeah you can cool we're trying to keep it yeah okay just a couple of necessary ones just a couple of fucks a potty. She's on three now. No, no, she's still, as she used to, she was just saying. Oh, example. She does use it in context. Okay, do I get one as well?

Yeah, you get one. Oh, fuck you. Oh, you're just going to throw it out there like that. It was a wasted fuck. When are you launching your podcast with Bree that you were talking about before?

Oh, I know because- Brodie and Bree and a cup of tea. Well, she came round to do a Kiwi Yarn and we sat there and we talked for hours and then I was like, oh my God, we're still recording. And we were like, this was really fun. We really vibe each other.

Yeah. Really do. And then we were like, cup of tea with Brodie and Bree. That's quite a good idea. That's great. Yeah. On the wheeze with Brodie and Bree. Wheeze.

No, I don't think so. Eats a piece. Wheeze is alcohol, by the way. Is it? It doesn't. No, it's not. Get on peas Wheeze is alcohol by the way Is it? It doesn't No it's not Get on the wheeze Piss?

Yeah Is that in Rotorua? Well it's Alcohol, piss, wheeze No I've never heard that Okay well I'll say Did you make that up just then?

On the wheeze with Uncle Clint E's then You can't have it And you're Clint E's with E-E-Z Aren't you? I am when I'm in Rotorua. Bag of frozen peas. Oh my God.

Get some titties. I could do a vasectomy based podcast. Bag of frozen peas on your vasectomies. That's a good, yeah. That's not bad. Yeah. How many guys are listening to it? Brody and Bree's titties. Sorry. Yeah, we can call it what we like. Could be a video podcast. That's a good It's not bad Yeah How many guys Are listening to it Brodie and Breeze titties Sorry

Yeah we can call it What we like Could be a video podcast Shame each other yeah Oh yeah I'd talk about the ta-tas now Yes of course Go off

Lovely Alright well that's In the pipeline That's all coming up soon Can't wait for those Good little Hooey about that We'll get a name

Confirmed at some point Mad Dog you on a podcast? Brodie's the person to talk to. Yeah, keen. What's your podcast about? I was thinking it'd be good to do a podcast that's not about the people that I'm interviewing. Because people always have to go to interviews.

Yeah, yeah. And they always have to answer the same question. Yes. So people know enough. Let's just chat it not about them. So you want to get guests on and not talk to the guest about themselves.

Yeah, yeah. It might be quite refreshing. Okay, so let's just say you've got Jacinda Ardern as your first guest. And just have a yarn. Like, what's your first two questions then?

Oh, good point. Okay, I haven't gone that far. Okay. So you're a mum and she'll go, yeah. And I go, what's your routine? that far um so you're a mom and she'll go yeah and i go what's your routine no but now you're talking about her no oh crap but just in this conversation so you avoid like oh my gosh you're prime minister yeah but in any conversation you have to find common ground so you'd have to say to her you go my special guest is world-renowned political

leader jacinda ardern who's just returned from the UN. Jacinda, do you like Harry Styles? Yeah, literally. Or if Billy's here, like, yo, Billy, you're vegan, so am I. Let's chat. Billy's vegan? I think your challenge could be then, we can workshop this, is that what you do is you interview the person, but none of the questions have anything to do with what they're known for.

That's the challenge. So I can't talk to Billy about veganism. That's fair. No. No. Fine. So you have to do a lot of research to find stuff that she's not known about. Yeah.

Or you just sit there and be like, hey. And then you, no, you figure it out. Or you pick a topic. Yeah. Maybe draw it out of a hat. The topic is, this is not an interesting topic, but global warming. Boring. Oh, gosh. And my guest is not an interesting topic, but global warming. Boring. Oh, gosh.

And my guest is Lorde. Yeah, there you go. I mean, yeah, okay, Clint. I'm not the podcast expert. Wheeze and peas with Clint Ease. Jeez, you stay on the radio, mate. Fuck. There you go, I'll use the second one.

I'm coming in. Well, howdy, pilgrim. I used mine. Bree and Clint. Down. Bree and Clint. Tradie versus lady. This is Tradie versus lady

where we try and find the smartest tradie and or lady in the country this afternoon. Well, I'm both. You are? Yeah.

I'm a lady. I went to Bunnings today, so I'm both. You're a lady tradie. Okay lady. I went to Bunnings today, so I'm both. You're a lady tradie. Okay, perfect. You can run the game. Scores for the year so far, the tradies are on 86, the ladies are on 71. Let's meet our lady first.

She's calling in all the way from the Tron. She's 34 years old, and her son forced her to call for tradie versus lady. Welcome to the show, Nikki. Hello. Hello. So you're here against your will, Nikki? Pretty much Right

Yes, yep, I'll say that He makes me try and ring every day Oh, well here you are You've got to really grab the opportunity today then Yep, you're representing the whole family Nikki, you're taking on our tradie He's from Raglan He's 58

And he once played, oh my God, Gandalf in Lord of the Rings. Welcome to the show, Marcus. Yeah, hello. It was The Hobbit, actually. The Hobbit. Oh, you were a hobbit. How did we get that Hobbit and Gandalf confused? No, no, the movie was The Hobbit.

Oh. Oh, were you an extra? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Horse riding one. Oh, wow. Okay, and so are you a horse rider? Yep, yep. And you were Sir Ian McKellen's stunt double.

That's pretty cool, Marcus. Yeah, no, it was fun. Great claim to fame. That is outstanding. Do you have hairy feet? No, he wasn't a hobbit. He was Gandalf in The Hobbit. Okay, sorry.

Marcus, your buzzer is tradie. Nikki, yours is lady. First to three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash from KFC. Brodie's got your questions. Good luck, everybody. Thank you. Okay, question number one. News out today that rapper Coolio has passed away at 59.

Coolio's biggest hit is called Gangster's What. Lady. Nikki. Paradise? Yes, correct. Well done. R.I.P. That gives me goosebumps.

Yeah. Okay, one point to the ladies. Let's keep going. Okay, question number two. The whole country is talking about a mega, mega supermarket that opened in Auckland this week. What is the name of that store? Lady Trady.

Nicky. Costco. Yay! 2-0 to the ladies. Come on, Gandalf, need to catch up. Oh, no. Yeah. Okay, question number three.

Good on you, though, Nicky, smashing it. Marcus, if you don't get this next one, you shall not pass. Oh my God, that was a dad joke. Wow, wow, wow. Don't encourage him. I'm allowed to make dad jokes now. I know, you are.

Alright, here we go. Marcus, all or nothing here. Let's do it. Okay, question number three. Ryan Reynolds has revealed the third Deadpool movie will feature Hugh Jackman as which member of the X-Men? Lady.

Nicky for the win. X-Men? Not X-Men. Oh, pass. Oh, Nicky. Marcus, you're the movie guy. What X-Men is Hugh Jackman? Oh, jeez.

Werewolf thing? Yeah, werewolf thing. Wolverine, guys. We'll move on. Okay, are you ready? Question number four. Who sings this song? Lady.

Nikki for the win again. Eminem. She's done it. She's a lady. Oh, oh done it. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. Well, Nikki, you have to split that money with your son because you just won 50 bucks cash. Congratulations.

Thank you so much. It's a win for the ladies as well, so good stuff. Yes. Well done, Nikki. Brie and Clint. Brodie, are you a monarchist? Are you a fan of the royals? Yes.

I do find them very interesting, and I found the Queen's death and all of the things that followed. Yeah. Like, well, it's obviously sad, but fascinating. Like, her funeral was utterly fascinating, and just the history and the tradition. And all of it, all the pomp and ceremony and everything. The world is royal crazy at the moment.

And there are stories coming out about Prince George. I love that kid. Yeah. So if you don't know who George is, George is second in line to the throne? No, he's third at the moment. So Charles and then Prince William. No, but Charles is on the throne.

Charles is king. Charles is king. Oh, yeah, so he's second. So he's second in line. I kind of get vibes from him that he will abdicate and give it to Charlotte. He's that kind of kid that's like, I am not interested. Charlotte is already like, she's already making strides. She's paying way more attention.

She is. She loves it. Well, there's a book coming out which claims nine-year-old Prince George, second in line to the British throne, said to one of his classmates that was pissing him off, my father will be king, so you better watch out. That's fantastic. If you've got that

kind of flex at school, why would you not use that? Well, this is the thing. I don't really know what the king is going to do. Like, they can't throw people in jail anymore. Can you imagine George ringing up, Grandpa, Grandpa, there's a kid being mean at school. I need you to come down. And you imagine George ringing up, Grandpa, Grandpa, there's a kid being mean at school. I need you to come down.

And then Charles comes down and is like, on a horse, with the crown on. He's like, right, who is it? You, come here. You would be intimidated as a kid though. It's a good flex. If you thought the full weight of the king was going to come down on you, you probably would stop being a bit of a dick, wouldn't you?

Mind you, let's imagine what kind of school this is. It's not just like your average mucking about at the playground of a school that probably you or I went to. No. It's like the kid was probably the Viscount third in line to Sweden or something. Kids can get away with way more and saying way more though. And when you hear it come out of a kid's mouth you're like, ooh. Sometimes it makes you sit up

right and you go, I did not expect that to come out of a child's mouth. I don't know what he's threatening there. I don't know if he's threatening decapitation or what but if the second in line to the throne says to you you better watch out, my father will be king one day. You would. It would stop you

running your tracks, wouldn't you? But when a kid says something, it's of no consequence. They don't understand the ramifications or the seriousness of what they've just said. But when a kid says something serious to you as well, you go, oh, that's weird. The example I have is my daughter, Tui, who is three years old the other day. She came out of, she woke up and we were

having breakfast and I said to her, oh how was daycare yesterday? And she put her spoon down and she turned to me and she said, Dad, you need to stop asking me questions. Because she just I was just pissing her off and I was like oh okay, right well

okay I will stop and then she turned back to her food and she just kept eating. Dad, you need to stop asking me questions. Jeez, if she's already telling you this now, imagine what she'd be like when she's 16. Where are you going? Dad, I have to tell you, stop asking me questions. Absolutely none of your business.

We want to ask you guys this afternoon, what are some cold-blooded things that kids have said to you that just sort of stopped you in your tracks? You didn't expect this to come out of a child's mouth. It might have been your kid. It might have been a kid that you maybe you're a teacher and it was a kid in your class. But we'd like you to share it with us this afternoon

on 0800DIALS.M Someone's texted and we're talking about cold blooded things a kid said to you. They said, my niece is seven. She said to me, I need to lose weight because she can see stains on my belly. Thus stretch marks actually and I'm pregnant

I can actually relate to this one almost as an adult. When my son was three or four years old we were out grocery shopping. As we were going down the aisle he says to me, mum I need to go to the toilet. So I was hurrying up to get it done ASAP. Made it to the counter and he said quietly again mum I need to go now.

I said, hold up, we're nearly finished. Bugger me, almost done. He yelled from the top of his lungs, Mom, I need a effing shit and I need to go now. Did I breach any rules then? I don't think I did. I don't know. Let's go to Nicole.

Hi, Nicole. Hi. Hi. What did a kid say to you. Hi, Nicole. Yeah. Hi. Hi. What did a kid say to you? Cold-blooded thing you heard. So, my son was about four and he said this to my partner. So, him and my partner

were sitting on the couch just like looking at each other's hands and stuff, you know, as you do. Yeah. And my son makes a comment

to my partner saying, like, you've got really, really big fingers, like really big hands. Yeah. And my partner goes, like, you've got really, really big fingers, like really big hands. Yeah. And my partner goes, like, yeah, I'm a bit older than you, like, of course. And my son goes, yeah, well, they look like grubby sausages.

I can see where he's coming from, though. Like someone who works with their hands, they would look like grubby sausages to a child. Like little chipolatas. Little breakfast sausages hanging off the end of your fists. Debbie's here. Hi, Deb. Hi, how are you doing? We're good.

What's the cold-blooded thing a kid said to you? Well, I'm a preschool teacher, and when I was pregnant with my daughter, a little girl started to get quite scared of me, and she'd never talk to me, and she'd look at me from across the room. And one day I said to her, honey, what's wrong? And she said,

Debs, I'm not going to eat a baby in my tummy like you did. She thought I'd eaten the baby. And I said, oh, honey, I didn't eat the baby. And she said, how did it get in there then? And I was like, let's talk to mum about that. And the next morning she came in and she ran to me and she goes,

Debs, I know you didn't need the baby. You made it with the boy. It was so cute. I love how they refer to you as Debs as well. It's very colloquial. Like, oh, g'day Debs. One more, let's go to Tony. G'day Tones.

G'day, How's it going? Good. We're talking about the cold-blooded things that kids have said to you. What did you hear? Yeah, well, they were all a little bit cute. But I've got a guy that works my work, and he has to bring his kids after school, and they sit in the smoker room and play on the computers. Yeah.

I said, hey, boys, how's it going? One of them turned slowly to me and looks at me and says, I'm going to kill you in your dreams. Oh. Oh. Okay. That's what we'd like to call a red flag. Yeah, I'm going to kill you in your dreams. Oh, okay. That's what we'd like to call a red flag. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I've seen the Nightmare on Elm Street movies. I know what it means. Yeah, exactly right. It starts young too. Did you let his dad know about that comment or did you just get the hell out of there? I just turned and ran away and I don't speak to him anymore. Yep. Nope.

Fair enough. I understand that. No eye contact. I love this. Here's one on the text machine. I told a mongrel mob member covered in face tattoos that when he gets home, his mummy will be very angry at him

for drawing on his face. Perfect. And maybe he learned his lesson. Yeah, exactly. Bree and Clint. And it's time for the latest. From iHeartRadio. This is the latest.

Live from LA with Dee McCarthy. Brodie's heard this. She's all over the latest. From iHeart Radio, this is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Brodie's heard this. She's all over the podcasts. The Hailey Bieber, Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez overlap. It's everywhere. And Dean McCarthy's got the latest for us. Hi, Dean. Hi, guys.

Yeah, so I actually, they dropped the, it's the latest episode of Call Her Daddy. It's the podcast, biggest podcast in the world. Anyway, last night, after our call late at night, they actually dropped the podcast. And in it, the host, Alex Trooper, interviewed Hayley Bieber, and she asked her straight out about crossover with Selena Gomez.

So just to recap the timeline, technically, Selena and Justin Bieber finished in May of 2018 and it was only three months later that he was engaged to hayley bieber uh now basically in the interview right it's an hour long it's really good uh basically how hayley described it is that anytime that she was with justin he was single he was He was not seeing anyone or dating anyone. However, right before, back in that kind of May, early 2018, he was back with Selena for a period.

And then when they finished was when he and Hailey got back together. How Hailey described it was actually really cool. She was kind of like, you know, yes, they really needed to get complete with their relationship. And I'm so happy that they did because when it really was over like over over okay and that's when he was sort of free to really be with with hayley in that way um they talked about everything they talked about their their bed live bedroom life they talked about how difficult it was for yeah they talk about everything they talk about her her parents political views it It's really, really good.

Check it out. But overall, the bottom line is this. There was no crossover in terms of relationship, even though the timeline is unusual. The other thing, though, Dean, that I heard is that apparently Hayley did not say Selena's name once in the podcast. She didn't refer to her by name. Not at all.

Yeah. Not once. Not once. You didn't refer to her by name. Not once. Not once. We've got a small... No, four years ago. She's been married for four years to Justin Bieber. Yeah. She still, to this day, gets comments when she goes live on Instagram and in her stories and everything where people are like, you homewrecker.

Justice for Selena. And Hayley's like, yeah. We've got a tiny clip from the podcast. Check this out. Were you ever with Justin romantically at the same time as her? No, not one time. When him and I ever started hooking up or anything of that sort, he was not ever in a relationship, ever, at any point.

I'm not interested in doing that, and I never was. There you go. Podcast is out. You can make your own mind up. That is the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Brie and Clint. Brodie Kane is here filling in for Brie today.

It's an absolute pleasure to be here. It's so lovely to be back on the airwaves. Delightful to have you here. Yeah. She's a broadcaster professional. She's a podcaster extraordinaire. She's a ballroom dancer. She's an athlete. Any other accolades to your name? I used to be in the army. She was in the army. I used to be a surf life saver. Yeah. She's a good old Kiwi battler. Yeah. That's not a compliment. Is it? No. It's endearing.

It's endearing. Being called a battler. Yeah, isn't it? I don't think so. She's not a battler, then I take it back. Just a GB. I've got a conundrum that I would like us to see if we can get to the bottom of it. Right. It's a dilemma that a friend of mine is having.

Their workmate has had a win on a scratchy. Okay. It's good stuff. It's a decent win. I will tell you how much it is. Okay. But first I'll give you the details. Yep.

Scratchy was a gift from their boss. Okay. I don't know what the occasion was. I don't know if it was a birthday. It definitely wasn't a leaving gift because the person is still employed by this other person. But it was a gift from the employer to the employee.

Yes. Scratchy has had a big win. And now the question is, does that employee owe any of the money to the boss who gave them the scratchy? If you took the boss-employee dynamic away from it and I gave you a scratchy, would you feel compelled to give me any of the money if you had a win? No. None? No. What if it the money if you had a win? No. None?

No. What if it was like a big amount of money? No. If it was a dollar scratchy, I'd give you back the dollar. You would give me a dollar? I'll give you a dollar. Oh, you'd give me the cost of the scratchy? Right.

Does it change anything that this scratchy in this situation won $10,000? No. It changes nothing? No. So there's no amount? If it's a gift, too bad. I. It changes nothing. No. So there's no amount. If it's a gift, too bad.

I might take you out for dinner, have a night out or something. They've given the boss a bottle of wine. Yeah, that's fair. Is it? Yes. 10 grand. 10 grand.

Hey, hey. 10 grand. You are playing with fire. If you're gifting people things like scratchies and lotto tickets, I would never buy anyone a lotto ticket or a scratchy for that very reason. Right. No.

So no, no. It's a hard no. Too bad. You made the risk. Take the bottle of wine. You and Bree got the same opinion. She's like, no, you don't owe them anything. It's a gift.

Yeah. But you literally just gave that person $10,000. No, you didn't. The scratchy did. See, I've said in the past you go halves. No. No, the only time that happens is if you walk into a lotto shop with your mate and you're buying Powerball,

you look at each other and go, because imagine if they got one, you know, you bought it first and then they bought the second one and that was Powerball. That's when you split it. You don't split a gift of a scratchy or a lotto ticket. No. Right. Hard no.

If you gave me a lotto ticket, so you've given it to me for my birthday or whatever it is, and I won Powerball, I won a million dollars, you would not feel like I should give you any of that money at all? No. Really? Absolutely. I'm going to go and live my best life.

You don't think that you're entitled to a cheeky hundred grand? No, I don't, but I wouldn't do that. So I would just never, ever get myself in that situation because that's the thing. I'd be distraught that I'd done that. I give them those gifts all the time. I think they make a great gift. No.

Really? No, I'd never do it. I believe in this situation that my friend's workmate has gift all the time. I think they make a great gift. No. Really? My God, no, I'd never do it. I believe in this situation that my friend's workmate has had at the moment, boss has given employee a scratchy that's won 10 grand. I reckon $1,000 would not hurt. I reckon giving $1,000, 10% of it back as a gift would be a nice thing to do. Absolutely outrageous.

Furthermore, I know that this was irrelevant. It's his boss. Boss doesn't need the money. How do you know? Not that this was irrelevant. It's his boss. Boss doesn't need the money. How do you know? Not all bosses are rich. It's a boss. If you give your boss money back, would you do that? Would you give Ross boss money? Well, he's listening. So yes, I absolutely would.

No way you would have. I reckon people are divided on this. You're all alone. I'd love to open it up on 0800DIALZM and ask, in this situation, who should give who what? And maybe you agree with Brodie. Maybe it's absolutely nothing. Maybe you think the $1,000 is too small.

Maybe you think they should give them half on it. But can we figure this out once and for all? Because, you know, Christmas is coming up. Gifts are going to be given back and forth. What if you accidentally give somebody the winning scratchy? Just don't do it. I say accidentally because you never think that you're giving someone the winner, eh? You're just like, here you go.

Here you go, good luck. Damn it. I did not realise I was this out of touch with how scratchy and lotto gifts work. I genuinely didn't. I thought I would, I thought it would be maybe 50-50 at best. I mean, I'm coming to this from not only an emotional perspective, but don't forget I used to work on Fair Go. So in the rules of the Fair Trading Act,

now I'm just lying, I did work for Fair Go. But a gift is a gift. Let me give it to you straight. A friend of mine's boss, a friend of mine's workmate, their boss has given them a scratchy. Yeah. The scratchy has gone on to win $10,000. The question is, how much does that employee need to give their boss, if any?

I suggested that $1,000 would be nice. A 10%, 10% gift back to the person who gifted you $10,000. It's quite possibly the dumbest thing I've ever heard from you. Really? Yeah, and the text machine agrees. There is no one on your side. Even my best friend has DM'd me and he said, nah, wrong, I would buy you a scratchy in return.

You give me a scratchy worth $10,000, I'll give you a scratchy. Might be worth $10,000. Yeah, but chances are not. $2, you might get $2 off it. We've asked the people what's right, what's wrong. Jonathan's here. Hi, Jonathan.

Hey, mate. How's it going? Good. What's the deal? If you get a scratchy with $10,000 on it, how much do you have to give the person who gave you the scratchy? Well, I think whoever plays the scratchy gets the money. But when you're a tradie, right, and you're an avid pokey player once a week, let's say,

as has just happened, you've got your apprentice. He plays. You give him the $20 here and there. He doesn't need as much money as you. At the end of the day, it swings and roundabouts. But your apprentice wins the jackpot, and he's just bagged himself $1,000. That's his money. That's his money. But he's won it on your $20. that's his money. That's his money.

But he's won it on your $20. He gave him that. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. But I think there's an unwritten rule when you're gambling, is if you're gambling with your mates or having a good time with your mates, there's an unwritten rule.

So I'm not going to ask for money. I don't think he owes me. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Of course. I'm asking what would be the right thing to do. A round of beers. Not even a round of beers. If we're still playing the pokey, hey, if he owes me $100,

thank you very much. Right. I'm not going to ask him for $100. I'm not going to expect $100. And you don't think you're owed it either. Like, if he did it, that's a bonus, right? Absolutely not. That's the bonus. That's the kickback. Alright, well, thank you for the trading logic. We appreciate it. Jono, let's go to Vanessa. Hi, Ness. Yeah, right. Absolutely not. That's the bonus. That's the kickback. All right. Well, thank you for the trading logic. We appreciate it.

Jono, let's go to Vanessa. Hi, Ness. Hi. How are you? Good. What's right? What's wrong in this situation? I think a gift is a gift.

And yeah, they should not be expecting. I mean, I know they wouldn't be expecting any feedback, but I wouldn't pay them any more than how much they pay for the scratchy. See, I like that. You go, hey how much they pay for the scratchy. See, I like that. You go, hey, thanks so much for that scratchy. Here's a dollar. Go and buy yourself one. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

Like, here's $10. But they were nice enough to give you a gift, which then went on to be worth $10,000. You don't give someone a bottle of wine, drink it, and be like, oh, here's the empty bottle. Would you mind taking it to your... No, there's no sort of like that, you know, you don't give things back.

So if you've just joined us, they did buy the person who gave them the scratchier bottle of wine. Yeah. Someone has texted and said, no, you owe them zilch. The wine was a nice gesture. Yeah.

Really? Actually, you've had your first text. I'm with Clint. I'd give back. And that is literally the first text that has come in. Let's get Stephen on. Stephen, what's the deal? I think the thing is, yeah, I think your mate was right.

Give them a scratchy back. Because if you won $10, are you going to give them a dollar or something? No, no, no, because $10,000 is not $10. But giving them a scratchy back is a slap in the face. That is a slap in the face. That is a slap in the face. Buying someone a scratchy is a foolish mistake. So don't get yourself in the situation. Don't do it.

Finally, Coley, what's the deal in this? What's the right thing to do in this $10,000 scratchy situation? Oh, mate, after listening to those people, I'm not sure. I think maybe I'm just too nice of a person,, I'm not sure. I think maybe I'm just too nice of a person, but I'm with you. I'd definitely give my boss a grand. A grand? Yeah. Yep, I reckon that's fair enough. Like, without my boss giving me that ticket, I would have nothing. So that's just a little token of like, you know, appreciate it. I've won this money. Here, let's share a little bit of it. It doesn't matter if it's my boss or not. I'd be sharing a little bit.

Well, you and Clint are going to the pearly gates. The rest of us are going downstairs. And I'm okay with that. Thanks, Coley. I'll buy you a scratchy on your birthday, okay? Oh, if I win, mate, some's coming back here. No, none for Brodie Kane, though. I don't care.

I'm fine with that. All right, very heated conversation. I'm not sure we got to the bottom, but it was good fun anyway. We did get to the bottom of that. You know it. Bree and Clint. Time for a round of That Don't Impress Me Much.

That Don't Impress Me Much. Where we illegally hijack this iconic Shania Twain song. Just to have a big old whinge about things. You know? You know, get it off your chest. A problem shared is a problem halved or something like that. I love a goodinge about things. You know, get it off your chest. A problem shared is a problem harmed or something like that. I love a good moan too.

And I don't like when people try and solve my problems. I'm like, no, no, no, no. Just listen to the great. I'm not actually looking for an answer. Because what would I do without moaning? That's the thing you need to realise as a good friend over time. Often people aren't looking for a solution. They're just looking for an ear to bend to get something off their chest.

Venting is healthy. Yeah. Well, we promise not to solve any of your problems this afternoon in this round of That Don't Impress Me Much. We're all going to

give it a go. There's some people on the phone too. How about I kick us off this afternoon? Okay, you go so that I can hear what it sounds like.

Okay, here we go. So. Okay. So this Be Real app is just pictures of people eating their dinner and watching TV every night? I've deleted it. I don't have it. Have you never tried it? No.

You've got to give it a go. I'm still grappling with the TikTok, all right? Producer Claude, you got something you want to get off your chest this afternoon? Always. All right. Okay. So I went to the bakery and bought a bunch of goodies and the dogs got to eat them before I did. Rude.

Bad dogs. Brutal. And she made scones with dog hair in them earlier this week. It's been a bad week. Some kid goes, there's a dog hair in the scone. And did they have that little thing where it's like, what is that?

They had a hairball, yeah. Producer Ella, you got something for us this afternoon? Yeah. All right. Okay. When my glasses place... When my glasses place, replace my glasses even though they're under warranty.

How dare they? No. Excuse me. No. Can I see the manager? Like Brodie said before, she was on fair go. I'll draft you up an email that works every time. No, remember, we're not solving any problems. I'm venting.

Eric's here to give it a go. G'day, Eric. Hey, man. You ready for this? Yeah. Alright, let's do it. Okay. When driving down the motorway, and then they treat the overtaking lane like a drag strip, and everyone goes from 90 to 120.

That don't impress me much. Nice, good traffic basement. I know what you're talking about It's not the bloody autobahn, is it Eric? No mate, stay in your lane Stay in your lane Literally In all aspects of life Martha's here, hi Martha

Hi You ready to get something off your chest? Yes Let's do it then Okay No Okay. Look, going to get a bloody passport photo taken. Yes! Martha, did you know you can actually take your own passport photos these days on your phone?

Yeah, I did ten and they still bloody refused it. Oh, that's outrageous. Or you go into the shop and they're not sort of photographers. No. So my one, I look like a cross between Daniel Johns from Silverchair and the guys from Hanson. How terrible. Put your finger in the power plug. Oh, good on you, Martha. You've made my day there.

Last person to go is Brody. Okay. I hate to admit this, but I went to Briscoe's today to buy a mattress protector and they weren't having a sale and I bought it full price. You never buy it full price. I needed it. Do you? How sweaty are you getting in bed?

Your mattress will be alright for a couple of weeks. Put two sheets on. Jeez. I've gone there. I don't like going anywhere near St. Luke's. It was a big outing, alright?

So I was like, I'm here now. So I'm really embarrassed. Bree and Clint. I think I already know the answer to this, but what's your take on a gender reveal party?

Oh, hey. Each to their own. I'm sure it's very special. But I shan't be having one. Right. Not that I'm expecting, but I shan't have one. And I don't mean just like a cutting of the cake.

What colour is the filling? Is it blue? Is it pink? I'm talking like a lavish, over-the-top, almost like it's a gender reveal stunt is more what I'm talking about. See, there's just so many things. There's so many things now.

You get engaged, engagement party. You get married, hen's party. Then the wedding. And then, hey, contribute to our honeymoon. Then you have a baby. Then there's a baby. Gender reveal and a baby shower. And then the first, then the wedding, and then, hey, contribute to our honeymoon. Then you have a baby, then there's a baby. Gender reveal and a baby shower, and then the first birthday, the second, the fifth.

And a good old single brody over here gets nothing. Yeah, right. Anyway, I'm fine. You need to find something to reveal. Yeah. Just have a reveal party. Like a puppy reveal party or what are you into? What are you going to buy?

Oh, no, just like, hey, guys, it's just. I bought myself something new, a new blazer. Hey guys, it's Saturday. Let's reveal how big our night's going to be. Party. Yeah. Okay. There's a couple in Brazil who have come under fire for dying in 18 metre waterfall blue as part of their gender reveal party. Oh, for goodness sake.

See, this is what happens, you see? And then it's the same with when people do the balloons and then they let go of the balloons and then it's a flight hazard. And it chokes the albatross. Yeah. The couple who have not yet been identified, but the video has gone viral, they've taken all the videos down.

They had a 50-person party beside a waterfall and someone at the top put a bunch of dye into the waterfall at the key moment. So then it comes down. The issue is they think that they might have polluted the entire stream from this because it flows on and it goes down. And now the fish are part of your gender reveal party

and the water table was part of your gender reveal party and the wildlife are part of your gender reveal party. You always hear about these things going wrong. Did you have one? No. You wouldn't know. We had a very small gender reveal party. Yeah.

It was my wife, myself, and the midwife. And the midwife lifted the baby up, and we found out what gender it was. Oh, the actual... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, see, I'm all about that. That's a great idea. A vintage gender reveal party.

Gosh, there's not a lot of that around now, is there? No. Waiting? It's about old school. Yeah, I love party. Gosh, there's not a lot of that around now, is there? No. Waiting? It's a bit old school. Yeah, I love that. I love it. That's David Guetta and Bebe Rexha. I'm good.

Jeez, I'm sorry to interrupt you. I'm ready to go to the club. You're playing some, oh gosh, and then she loses her coolness real quick. Playing some real doof doof. That's Brodie Kane. She'll be at her 13th Rhythm and Vines this summer. Actually, you're bang on.

13th? Lucky number 13? So yeah, hey, still got it. She's still got it. I've got a wild cheating story to share this afternoon. It's from an Auckland woman who has shared this. It's very brave of her to put it all out there. It's the way she discovered that her husband was cheating

on her. Okay? But I've not heard of it like this before. So I'm going to walk you through it. There's a few stages. Stick with me on this story. Okay? So she's in Auckland. She found out her husband is cheating. She busted her cheating husband

on Instagram influencer Simone Anderson's Instagram story. No. Well, what? Was the husband doing the washing or folding up the washing or something? She does do a lot of washing content, a lot of folding washing content. Wow. Okay.

She doesn't know Simone Anderson, by the way. It's not a friend of hers. She's just one of Simone's. If you don't know who Simone is, she's one of the biggest influencers in the country. She's got like 300,000 Instagram followers. Yes. She does. No, she does.

And she puts up a lot of content. Her stories are enormous. Very busy during the day. Very busy with cleaning, aiming tights, you name it. So let's walk you through this story, okay? The woman who's going under a fake name of Amber, she watches Simone's Instagram story fairly regularly. And I think she watches all of it.

That's a lot of stories. It's a commitment. It's part of her day. So she's watching it and she saw Simone was walking through a park that she recognised, a park she knew quite well. She saw a distinctive dress in the background of one of the Instagram story videos that looked really familiar to her. So she pauses it and she screenshots it and she zooms in on it and she recognises it.

It's a dress she had seen a workmate of her husband wear a couple of times. Oh God. And it's so distinctive. She had asked her about that dress. She was like, I've never seen something like this before. Where did you get it? She said, I got it from a little shop in Venice. Yeah.

Specific. It's a unique piece. Yeah. And Amber, who is the wife in the story, she said, I've never seen that pattern anywhere else before. So as soon as she's seen this, she's sure that it's her husband's workmate, her husband's colleague.

She zooms in a little bit further. She looks at the picture and she said, right there next to the woman was her husband. Walking through the park in the background of Simone Anderson's Instagram story is her husband with this workmate. And you go, oh, they're just walking through a park together. He had his arm around her.

They were walking in a way that suggested they were doing a thing and that was the beginning of the thing. And she found out that her husband was cheating on her through Simone Anderson, Instagram influencer's Instagram story. I'm speechless. Yeah. That's wild.

But this further reaffirms that, you know, before the social media and whatnot. Yes. You know, what goes on tour stays on tour was a thing. There is no such thing as a tour anymore. Absolutely not. Because everyone's got their phones. And you wouldn't know.

You'd just be innocent. No, I was going to say innocently going about your affair, not innocently going about your affair. Yeah. And you're in the back of a story of Simone Anderson's. Yeah. And I know some people get a bit angsty about loss of privacy these days because everybody's got a camera

and everybody is broadcasting from their phone these days. As soon as you put something on the internet, you know, you're pumping it out there. Yeah. But it comes back to the old adage that if you're not doing anything wrong, you don't have anything to worry about. You can be in the background of Instagram influencer Simone Anderson's Instagram story

and so long as you're not cheating on your wife, there's going to be no negative ramifications from that, isn't there? Well, I hope she got a discount code. Sorry. Sorry. You'd contact Simone and say, hey, can you download that video for me? Can I have that video?

Absolutely. I'm going to need all the ammunition I can when I take this to my husband, soon-to-be ex-husband, and say, you're busted. Oh, that's so terrible, isn't it? That's awful for her. It's an awful way to find out.

There's no nice way to find out. No, I don't think. But gosh, that's classic, hey, because my mum always does that in photos. You know, people zoom, like they get the two fingers on the cell phone, they're like, what's going on in there? But I mean, that's just, that's tragic. I feel, I'm really sorry for her. That's sad. Yeah.

Full on, eh? Yeah. I thought we could ask the question this afternoon because that's a pretty unique situation. But what did you discover on someone else's social media? Like maybe somebody that you follow, maybe it's a friend of yours, maybe it's when Snapchat was really big

and inadvertently something has been revealed to you. It might be cheating. It might be somebody cheating in the background of the story. It might be something completely different. Like you might see your stolen property on somebody else's Instagram story and you go, hang on a second, that's my thing.

They've got my thing. You might see an item of clothing that you loaned to somebody that they said that they didn't have anymore and then all of a sudden you see on their Instagram story that they're wearing it. Or you've said to your besties, hey, I'm just having a quiet weekend this weekend,

like they can't come to the thing, and then you're out somewhere. And then it's like, whoopsies, it's on my story. 0800 dials at M or you can text them into 9696. We'd like to know this afternoon, what did you discover on somebody else's social media? Brian Clint. Simone Anderson, if you don't know, is an Instagram influencer.

The husband wasn't cheating with Simone, by the way. She's not cheating on anybody. No. The husband was in the background of one of Simone's Instagram stories with a woman that wasn't his wife. And his wife watches the stories and pinpointed and went, how are you cheating on me? That's just so wild.

And you're right though about we wouldn't have had this sentence a few years ago. And that's why I love this text that we've got in about, you know, how I was saying if you lied to your mates or something

and then you went out and you were on someone's Instagram story out. Yeah. This is classic. This is not on social media, but I was the manager of a cafe and a girl called in sick. The next day

she was on the front page of the Otago Daily Times at the races. I love that. Because she argued she would have been four or five Lindows deep by that stage. Absolutely. And she would have forgotten the fact that she was supposed to be incognito. And the photographer from the ODT would have went, babes, can we have your photo?

And she would have gone, absolutely! Fascinated would have been skew whiff, half a show off. That is the old school version of getting busted on someone's social media. Exactly. Now I've got one that's actually quite grim, okay, so brace yourselves. After my husband

passed away, I got my husband's tablet, which he kept at work. After going through it, I found out husband's tablet Which he kept at work After going through it I found out he was cheating In addition there were cards and items From her But he's passed away and I'll never get answers Oh that is Grim

I bet in that situation And I can't relate to that But I imagine you wish you'd never found the tablet, do you think? Yes, I think so. Because you can't, you're not going to get closure. I'd be hitting her up. Oh, no, don't blame the woman. But you'd have to.

You'd have to. If you want some answers, you'd have to. Maybe you'd change, like, from lovely roses at his gravesite to black. You might not maintain that one. Yeah, yeah. Kelly's here. Hi, Kelly. Hi.

We're asking you, what did you discover through somebody else's social media? So I was in a long-distance relationship with somebody for seven years, and then I guess towards the end, I suggested that we go on a little bit of a break. And then about three days later, I saw on his brother's Instagram story that he was getting married. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Getting married? No. What? Correct. A guy you had been in a seven-year long-distance relationship with, three days after going on a break with you, was getting married. Right. So did he have a fiance and another life the whole time or did he just move on really, really, really fast?

I mean, I just assumed that I was being two-timed because I didn't ask for any explanations or follow-up. Like, I just like literally blocked him on everything and then closed that chapter of my life. Wait, you've never had him up about it? You never looked for closure on this? No, because I think at the end, like, I had wanted for us to have a break, so I think I had already thought that this relationship

isn't going to go anywhere. He's like, you want a break? Oh, thanks. I'll give you a break. I'm getting married in two days. Oh, gosh. Gosh, what a douchebag. You found out on his brother's Instagram story.

How had his brother never Instagrammed the fiancé before then? The brother, the first time he goes on the story, it's at the wedding. That's a lot, Kelly. I'm glad you got out of there, Kelly. That's, yeah. Well, I'm glad you got out of there, Kelly. We always say this, you're better off. You're better off. You're better off.

Bree and Clint. It's time for a birthday banger. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. Cheers to JB Hi-Fi. Cool products at awesome prices for their 15th birthday. That's at awesome prices for their 15th birthday. That's right. It's their 15th birthday, so they're sponsoring Birthday Banger.

Whoever's Birthday Banger wins today is going home with a $100 JB Hi-Fi voucher. How good. I'm quite nervous about this. I've got to do really quick maths, don't I? Yeah, yeah. You're in the engine room of Birthday Banger. Okay. Let's bring Caitlin on.

Hi, Caitlin. Hi, guys. How are you going? How's your, what day is it, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday going? Oh, honesty, it's a long day, but I'm home now, so it's okay. I love a bit of honesty. I love a bit of honesty. So, honestly, it sounds like about a seven, your day to me.

Would you say seven? Oh, five or six. All right, we need to pick this up. Give Brodie your birthday. She'll tell you what your birthday banger was. It is the 6th of March, 2001. Okay, so that means that you were 16 on the 6th of March, 2017.

This was number one. Huge birthday banger, Caitlin. Oh, yes, it's a great one. Oh, my God, you're 16 years old. Lorde is the biggest artist in the world. Also, way to make us feel old, Caitlin was born in 2001. Yeah. Gosh.

It's quite confronting, eh? Really confronting. You like that, Caitlin? You would vote yes on that one? Oh, absolutely. Especially, you know, Kiwi artists. Yeah. Gotta love that. Absolutely.

All right, wait there. We're going to do a birthday banger for Todd. Kia ora, Todd. Hey, guys. How you going? How's your Thursday? Oh, not too bad. Yeah?

Seven? Stuck in traffic. Not too bad. Oh, that's a two if you're stuck in traffic. He said stuck in traffic. I heard something else. Stuck in traffic sounds a bit like, you know. You heard it too, right, Claude?

I was worried for a second there. But also, if you're stuck in traffic, you'd say, oh, traffic. Todd, what's your birthday? 17th of July, 1993. All right. Mine's the 18 July, 1993. All right. Ooh! Mine's the 18th, just out of interest. Anyway, 17th of July, 1993.

17th of July, 2009. You were 16. This was number one. Big energy. Big energy. Big dance floor energy. That's not too bad. It's huge.

You'd rate this, you'd vote for this over Lord Todd? Yeah, I definitely would. Yeah, okay, cool. Wait there. Got your endorsement. One more birthday banger for Jared. Hey, Jared. Hey, how's it going?

How's it going? We're good. How are you? Oh, marvellous. So what are you out of 10? You're 6. Oh, marvellous. So what are you out of 10? You're 6. Oh, probably an 8. Just got home out of traffic, so I'm 8 now.

Yeah, good. All right, that's good. We love an 8. Let's take you to a 9. What's your birthday, Jared? 1st of August, 91. Well, these people are so young. Okay, 1st of August, 1991.

That means on the 1st of August in 2007, you were 16, which means this was your song. Well, she's not into it. Oh, I just, I'm surprised it was number one. Sean Kingston, this song was massive. Do you like this song, Jared? Sean Kingston, Beautiful Girls. Oh, it's not too bad.

It's not an eight, though, is it? No, no, not an eight. No, okay, fair enough. We'll deliberate quickly. Remember the added pressure. Whoever wins today gets a $100 JB Hi-Fi voucher. Do you know who you're going to vote for, Brodie? Yep.

Who? Oh, do you want me to tell you right now? We'll go together. Three, two, one. Lord Greenlight. Yeah. Perfect. We're in agreeance.

We don't need to go to a split vote. That means, Caitlin, congratulations. You've just scored yourself a $100 JB Hi-Fi voucher. Woo-hoo! You've made my day a 10. Hey! Guys! It's a 10.

Here you go. Here's your birthday banger from 2017. Brianne Clint with Brodie Filling in I do my makeup in somebody else's car We order different drinks at the same bars Brianne Clint ZM, Brianne Clint with Brodie Kane filling in. That's Lords and Green Light, the winner of Birthday Banger today.

I actually reckon that's one of my favourite Lorde songs. Yeah. Honestly. It's a top five Lorde song for sure. Big energy for me. Yeah. She is doing her Solar Power Tour in New Zealand. Finally, the one that we missed out on last year,

she's doing the Outer Fields at Western Springs in March. Oh, fantastic. Yeah. Have you ever seen her live? Yeah, I have seen her live. Amazing? Amazing. She's incredible.

I need to see her. I have to book in for that one. Gosh, there's so many concerts. It's hard to keep up, eh? Bree and Clint. Time for the one. Gosh, there's so many concerts. It's hard to keep up, mate. Bree and Clint. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy.

The Maroon 5 Adam Levine cheating scandal continues on, and it seems so does the band Maroon 5, Dean. Sure does. Here's the deal. So they have a Las Vegas residency starting, and the residency and everything else is going ahead as planned. Now, there was obviously talk that, ooh, would it get pulled? Let me tell you this. I'm going to do a little name drop, so just brace yourself. So on the weekend, I was with, obviously,

Katy Perry and Lionel Richie and Luke Bryan. I spent the weekend with them in Vegas for American Idol, and they've all had residencies, and Katy's in the middle of her residency now. But here's what I can tell you about a Las Vegas residency people first of all you get paid a fat chunk of cash every single show like 400 500 grand right wow number two the casino wherever it's being performed will always have like a fully decked out penthouse suite and they'll have it cheated out to your design like if you like however you kind of your taste they will refurbish the penthouse and number three usually uh the the casino will actually fly you in and out that weekend on the casino's own private jet so you pop in to your own penthouse that's seated out just how you like it you do your show for 500 grand you go back upstairs go back upstairs, go to bed, and the next morning,

you fly back on the private jet to LA. So let's be honest. They'd want to do it. I mean, Maroon 5 are so average. How many days have they got? Like three? Like usually you sustain like a year or something. I'm like, how will they go for more than a week?

Oh, my gosh. Let me tell you this. No, careful. I'll tell you this. Yeah. No, careful. I'll tell you this. Here's the thing. So the Vegas residencies are obviously for diehard fans, but they're also for people that just want to see a show. Yeah.

And Luke Bryan was saying on the weekend, he goes, I would actually have about, there were people in my audience that were there just because. Something to do. We should see a show. Yeah, just something to do. And so they just kind of go along. But apparently, apparently, I've heard this on multiple occasions, that Adam Levine is really arrogant.

Well, when he came here to New Zealand, really arrogant and completely dismissive of the crowd. So I hope he's sorted himself out. Well, I think he's had a big serving of humble pie recently. And I don't imagine there'll be any after party featuring Maroon 5. I think Adam Levine will be on a very tight leash for that residency. Yes. That is the inside goss from our man in the know, Dean McCarthy.

He's live out of Los Angeles. Brian Clint. He found $58 million in his bank account that wasn't his. No. Yes. $58 million. And he gave it back. He called the bank and he said, hey, there's $58 million in my account

that shouldn't be there. Okay. So, well, I guess with that scale, you are going to get caught, right? Okay, I've got a question for you then. If you were at the ATM, not that anyone is at the ATM anymore, but if you're at the ATM and you got out 40 bucks

and 200 bucks went out, are you taking it? It's a morality question. Well, yes, because you can't stuff it back into the machine. So, yeah, I've got out of that one. I've managed to weasel my way out. Yes. Great. Yeah, 100%.

You take it, right? Yeah. And then just, because that's easy enough to give back if you spend the $200. Yeah. If you spend the $58 million, it's a bit hard to find that under the couch cushions. Yeah, exactly. The reason I ask is I've come across this study

that was done in 2020 and it's tried to pinpoint the exact number, the optimal amount you need to earn to be happy, which is a very vague statement, but they're saying this is the level of income that you'll be comfortable enough to achieve happiness in your relationships and in your day-to-day life

because like it or not financial stability is a part of that, right? Unfortunately it is. If you can't pay for the groceries or the power you're probably not happy. Money can be one of the biggest stressors of everything. Absolutely. So this study, it was in 2020,

so it does predate the current cost of living crisis and inflation, but it gives you a rough idea. Right. And it's in New Zealand dollars. Okay. Okay. So according to behavioral science experts, the salary that you need to earn each year

to put yourself in the best position to be happy, between 80 and 117,000 New Zealand dollars. Well, that's ridiculous, isn't it? I don't even know what's the average. I don't know what the average is. It's below that. But way to put happiness out of reach. Wow.

On the flip side, though, if you're going, oh, well that's unachievable, they've said that any money that you earn over that has no impact on your happiness whatsoever. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That once you tip over that mark Oh, I call BS on that. Doesn't impact your happiness whatsoever. If I'm earning $5 million a year, I'm

happy every day. Claude looks a bit irate. What are your thoughts on the study there, Claude? Does that compute with you? A bit unattainable. God. But when you get there, you'll be so happy. When I get there. Dream, believe, achieve.

I work in radio. I know my budget. Free and Clint. And that's the end of the show. Hey, thanks for dusting off your radio headphones And coming in To help out for the day Yeah hey look It's been an absolute pleasure I tell you what

The challenging thing was Going from podcasting Yes Where you can pretty much Say whatever you like Coming back into something That has slightly more rules And I feel

I kind of Think I did okay Hopefully you haven't had Any broadcasting standards No no no You've done fine But I definitely know There's moments where you're like, can I say this?

Yeah. Because you can say whatever you want on your podcast. I mean, look, I do. The Girls Uninterrupted available now on all good podcasting platforms. But I do like to keep with good taste and decency, you know? Do you? I've listened to that podcast. Yeah, mainly good taste and decency, you know?

It's three loose women, isn't it? Hey, careful how you word that. Thank you very much. See? See what happens? The wheels fall off and away we go. Maybe it's time for me to be moved over to the podcasting realm. Yeah, yeah.

All right, well, have a great night, everybody. We'll catch you guys back tomorrow. Brie will be back tomorrow. Secret Sound's back in the morning. Have an excellent evening. Bye. Hooray.