ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 29th September 2023

Episode Date: September 29, 2023

Carrot hack. One Second Song Challenge with Khan and Vahn. Fridayoke - Slice of Heaven. Sachi x Major Major. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Hello everybody and welcome to the Bree and Clint show on a Friday. Happy Friday everyone. What a time to be alive. A lot of sport happening this weekend. How good. How good. How bloody good. The All Blacks and the NRL Grand Final. I don't want to talk about it. Why? Because of what happened last weekend. How good. How good. How bloody good. The All Blacks and the NRL Grand Final. I don't want to talk about it. Why?

Because of what happened last weekend. Oh yeah, I know. I know you're excited but we don't want to talk about it. At the end of the day, the Warriors did the whole country proud.

100%. Says the person whose team is in the Grand Final. Mate, I was going for the Warriors last weekend And they were playing my team Hey, today on the show We're going to give away more cash at 4 o'clock With the cash catch up But what I'm most excited about is our Friday Okie today

Because it is a classic from Dave Dolman This is the song Brie and I are singing at five o'clock today. I can't wait. I'm so pumped. Love Dave Dolbin. He's one of my favourites and I think it's going to be one of my best. I've got so much confidence. Like, I'm just beaming with it.

You changed your tune from yesterday? No, same tune. Dave Dolbin's Size of Heaven. No, your tune. Oh, right, right. I thought you said you changed your tune. No, I was like, no, same's the same tune. David Oldman's Size of Heaven. Your tune. Your tune. I thought you said you changed the tune. No, same song. Same song.

Let's kick off the show though as per usual with Tradie vs Lady. $50 cash up for grabs thanks to KFC. If you want to play, 0800 dial ZM. Bree and Clint.

Time for Tradie vs Lady. It's Tradie vs Lady. Three, two, one, let's go. Last game of the week for Tradie versus Lady. Three, two, one, let's go. Last game of the week for Tradie versus Lady. The score is the score, and the score is 80 versus 89 to the Ladies. Our Lady. Oh, my God, I keep turning my microphone off to cough and then forgetting to turn it back on.

Lucky it's a Friday. Okay, our Lady is calling from Levin. She games more than her kids do, and she is ageless. Welcome to the show, Sarah. Hi. Sarah, you sound like my type of woman. What are you gaming? Sorry, what are you gaming?

Fortnite. Fortnite. Oh, Sarah, add me. We're always looking for another person to join the squad. Sarah, you should move around the house a little bit, see if you can find some better reception while we get hold of Jared, who is our tradie today. He's in Taranaki.

He's 31, and he does nails after hours. Welcome to the show, Jared. G'day. G'day, Jared. When you say you do nails after hours, are you doing other people's nails or are you getting nails after hours, are you doing other people's nails or are you getting your nails done? Oh, doing other people's.

Oh, lovely. What's your specialty? Just gels. Gels. Just gels. That's pretty hard. The gels are quite hard to do. All right, Jared, the gel nail tradie.

Your buzzer is tradie. Sarah, the ageless lady. Your buzzer is lady. First to three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash from KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. Who are the All Blacks playing in the Rugby World Cup tomorrow?

Oh, my gosh. They love pasta. They play. Yeah, Sarah. The French. Jared, do you want to guess? Trady. Yeah. Please. Yeah, Sarah. The French. Jared, do you want to guess? Trady. Yeah.

Italy. Italy. It is the Italianos. The country seems so dialed in on the All Blacks right now. The NZR are just going to be loving that response right there. Question number two. There are four houses at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Gryffindor, Slytherin, Ravenclaw.

What's the last one? Trady. Yes, Jared. Hufflepuff. Hufflepuff. Hufflepuff. Nice work. You're two in front.

You need this one here, Sarah, to stay in it. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Oh, baby, baby, you won't break my soul. You won't break my soul. You won't break my soul. You won't break my soul. Come on, guys. Come on. She's got the beehive. Trader? Yes, Jared.

I'm in Lewis. Did you just say Leona Lewis? Jared! Sarah. Sarah, you gotta know this one. She's the queen bee. Sharon. Sarah. Sarah, you've got to know this one. She's the queen bee. Beyonce. It is Beyonce.

It is Beyonce. Nice work. One to the ladies, two to the tradies. Question number four. Which country has a red flag with a star in the middle? Is it Canada, Morocco, or Denmark? Lady. Yes, Sarah.

Morocco. It is Morocco. Well done. We're all tied up, guys. This is for the win. Question number five. What does UFO stand for? Tradies. Yeah, Jared. For the win. An identified flying object. Oh my God. Who was that in the background? It doesn flying object. Oh my God.

Who was that in the background? It doesn't matter. Let's just wrap this thing up. Well done, Jared. You're the winner. Nice work, Jared. $50 coming your way. Thanks to KFC.

Thanks for playing. Have a good weekend, mate. Awesome, thank you. Well done, Jared. That was... Oh, people have helped each other before. We never said you can't. I'm talking about the whole game.

Yeah. I'm talking about the whole game. We've had worse. Yeah, we have. Yeah. Oh, well, like you said before, it's a Friday. It's a Friday. Bree and Clint.

Zid and Bree and Clint. Friday Gems. There's Pitbull and Fireball. It's my go-to karaoke song. It's quite easy. It sounds quite easy. Fireball. Dude. That's pretty much it. Look, this story,

if you're about to go on a trip, especially if you're about to go on a trip like where you're doing activities, like physical stuff, this might be the push you need to get travel insurance. Because there's an Aussie couple that's making news at the moment after they had booked a skiing trip to Japan. Yeah. They'd saved up for a long time and they didn't have travel insurance

and one of their friends said, are you guys stupid? You're going on a skiing holiday and you don't have travel insurance? This is the 1,000% time that you get it. 100%, yeah. So they literally booked it at the airport. Their travel insurance. Their travel insurance.

Just before they got on the plane. They get off the plane. They get to the ski resort. Two hours into the trip. Boom. He goes down on the ski field and needs to be airlifted off the mountain. Wow. And I imagine

as a tourist, you have to pay for that aeroplane. You sure do. He had to be medically evacuated off the mountain and taken to a local hospital. Apparently, he had sustained a high grade two calf tear. So he completely tore his calf muscle. Yeah. And couldn't ski for the rest of the trip.

God, I'd love to know how much it cost. The helicopter, the shutting down of the ski field while they chopper him out of there. The physio that would come after it. And even just him not being able to actually enjoy the holiday. Oh, yeah, the rest of their plans are screwed too. So apparently for the rest of the holiday, his wife skied and he had to stay inside and go to the physio.

Yeah, he could drink, I guess. Yeah. But he didn't ski for the rest of the trip. No. But they had travel insurance. Should have gone on one of those sit-down ones that you sit down. It's got the single ski. They've got the Paralympics.

Those look terrifying. Yeah. I don't know how they do it. Yeah, well, years of practice, I imagine. I'm not saying he could pick it up straight away. It's a seat in one ski, yeah. Yeah. Probably tear the other calf. Probably tear his face open. I'm not saying he could pick it up straight away. It's a seat and one ski, yeah. Yeah. Probably tear the other calf.

Probably tear his face open. I thought we should, we've done this before. Do you get travel insurance? I never used to. I think it'd be depending on the holiday I was going on and where I was going. If you were going to Thailand, are you getting travel insurance? If you asked me a number of years ago, no.

Really? Every trip I go on now I have travel insurance yeah it's so cheap it's so cheap compared to the price of your holiday travel insurance

is so cheap can I just say don't get the cheapest one but if you as long as you get it from a good place like Southern Cross or something

you're fine but just make sure you look at look at the T's and C's well if your whole holiday is going to be riding scooters, just check that you've got the one that includes riding scooters. Exactly.

You just need that one and you're good to go. Most of them don't. That's exactly right. I thought we could ask people this afternoon on 0800DIALZM, what was the injury that you got whilst on holiday and did you or did you not have travel insurance? Oh, man. Oh, yeah.

And we'd love to know how much it cost. How much did it cost you out of your own money? Yeah. And did they let you leave the country without paying it? We're going to go to Alex first. Hi Alex. G'day Alex. Hi. Hey. Now you got, you had insurance, but what injury and how much did it cost you, Alex? I went for my sister's wedding to India and the first day I ruptured my Achilles tendon. Oh, that's not fun. Yeah. Yeah, that was a complete rupture and I ended up in hospital and I had a surgery next day.

Yeah. So I missed the wedding, but the good thing was they booked me a business class ticket to come back to New Zealand. How nice. Yeah, I had a full cast. Wait, your travel insurance paid for a business class flight? That's right, because I needed three seats to straight. I couldn't bend my seat, so I was in a full cast.

So Alex, are you saying it was worth rupturing your Achilles tendon? It wasn't because he missed his sister's wedding. They got free business. Yeah, I never would be able to accommodate I afforded a business class ticket from India to here. It's a once in a lifetime opportunity. Alex is like,

she'll get married again. I'll probably go to that one. Thanks Alex, you have a that one. Thanks, Alex. You have a great weekend. Thanks, Alex. Someone texted through and they said that they actually lost a big toe whilst holidaying in northern Queensland. They had to go to the hospital and apparently the hospital had to fly up a surgical team from Brisbane.

They spent a week in hospital and they gave them the bill at the end, $30,000. And apparently they said they had to pay before leaving. I freaked out and I called ACC New Zealand who advised the hospital that we are a reciprocal country. Phew. So we're fine if we go to Australia? I don't know. Must be. $30,000. Considering they had to fly on a surgical team and they had a week in hospital, Oh, so we're fine if we go to Australia? I don't know. Must be. 30 grand?

Considering they had to fly on a surgical team and they had a week in hospital, that actually sounds quite cheap. I want to know if they were able to put the big toe back on. Yeah, do they build you a new one? I feel like it'd be just easy to put the big one back on. Okay, let's go to Kirsty first. I want to hear the injury before we find out if you had the insurance or not.

Kirsty? So it wasn't me. Who was it, Kirsty? Okay, what did your uncle do? Where was he? So he was in the foothills of the Himalayas and he was paragliding. Okay, yeah, right. And he fell out of the sky and fell through a tree.

Are you joking? No, no, I'm 100% serious. What do you mean? Wait, Kirstie, what do you mean he fell out of the sky? Was he not hooked into the paraglider properly or something? No, no, no. So, like, basically, I think the wind dropped and he, there was nothing to hold him up any longer.

Yeah, gotcha, gotcha. Yeah, and so he came through a tree and he shattered his pelvis on, like, both sides. In the foothills of the Himalayas? Yeah. So he had to get medevaced to a hospital. And it was this hospital that had apparently all these things saying it was great, but it was still in a part of India where your family looks after you.

And so he had no one to look after him and had to walk himself to the shower like five days in. Oh, my God. No one was five days in. Oh, my God. Because no one was showering him. Oh, my God. Wait, what? Yeah. Your poor uncle. I can't even imagine.

We've heard enough. Did he? Did he not have travel insurance? He had travel insurance. Yes. Did he say how much it cost, Kirsty? Well, because in the end, once the airline had to fly him, like the airline that flew him out had to take seats out

and get him medical support on his flight because he couldn't sit, so he was lying down. Yeah. I think it was like $35,000. Yeah, you'd want travel insurance, that's for sure. Yeah, yeah. Again, $35,000 doesn't, yeah. Again, 35 grand doesn't sound enough. But I think

that was just the flight. There wasn't the rest of it. Yeah, wow. I can't even imagine. It'd be so expensive. Okay, thank you, Kirsty. Great story. One more text from the text machine. Someone said, my father had a gallbladder complication on a cruise in Alaska. Had to be medivaced

off the cruise ship cost 94,000 US dollars. Get travel insurance people. Did they say whether he had it? Doesn't say. I think they might have. Oh, maybe not. If that person's still listening, did he have travel insurance? Text us back.

Lauren's here. Let's do it again. Tell us the injury before you tell us the insurance. Sure. So I was travelling in a bus across America and I got appendicitis. Oh no. In America? In America. Worst place to be. And I had to get my appendix out. So you had to have the surgery to have your appendix removed

in the States? I did, it was almost about to burst. And were you living in America or just visiting? No, I was just visiting. Okay. And Lauren, tell us how much was the bill? And then tell us if you had travel insurance. But first, how much was the bill?

It was over $50,000 USD. Wow. Okay. And was that covered by insurance? Lauren? Yes, thank God. Good on you, Lauren! Your parents raised you right! Clever girl. Yes, thank God. Oh, good on you, Lauren. Your parents raised you right. Clever girl.

Thankfully, just like your first caller, they also upgraded me to business class so I could lie flat on the way home. Oh, boom, bitches. I know. How good. And you had that appendix out at some stage. It was going to blow. Might as well blow while you're covered by insurance

and you get a business class flight, right? Exactly. It's just an unnecessary organ. Who needs it? Yeah, who needs it? Let's be real. Like, if your girl mathed it, you saved money, Lauren. I agree.

Add that to your segment. There you go. You came out on top. Thanks, Loz. Have a great weekend. See you, Lauren. Thank you, too. Bree and Clint.

Time for the one-second song challenge. Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song. No hesitating. You only got one second. One second. This is the game where Brie and I go head-to-head guessing songs as quickly as we can. If you join the winning team, you will score 50 KFC chicken dollars.

And Vaughn is going to join Team Bree. Hello, Vaughan. Hello, how are you? Good, mate. You good at your music? Yeah, kind of, hopefully. That makes one of us. Yeah.

Mate, let's just give it a hoon and see what happens, eh? Going up against Vaughan is Khan. Welcome to the show, Khan. Oh, Varn and Khan, eh? What are the odds of that? up against Vaughan is Khan. Welcome to the show, Khan. Oh, Vaughan and Khan, eh? God,

what are the odds of that? Vaughan and Khan. Khan, you're on team Clint. That sounds great. Yeah, the boys, it's Friday.

Oh, you guys even sound similar. This is going to be really hard. Are you guys related? Um, no,

not that I know of. No? Okay, just checking. Vaughan, Vaughan, yeah. Alright, Vaughan and Khan, wait there, Claudia's going to run the of. No? Okay, just checking. Varn and... Varn. Yeah. All right, Varn and Khan, wait there.

Claudia's going to run the game. Hello, Claudia. Hi. Did you do this on purpose to test us on a Friday? No, we didn't do it on purpose, but when we saw those names, we were like, well, they're absolutely good. They have to.

They have to play. Absolutely. Yeah, okay. Which means you guys need to be very clear on your buzzers. So this is the One Second Song Challenge. I'm going to start a song from the beginning. You just need to buzz in with your name and tell me the artist is the One Second Song Challenge. I'm going to start a song from the beginning. You just need to buzz in with your name

and tell me the artist and the name of the song. As always, there's a theme. I don't know if you heard who the next year's Super Bowl performer is going to be, Clint? Usher.

Usher. Usher, baby. Usher, baby. Usher, baby. So I've gone back and just done a list of past Super Bowl performers. Oh, fun.

Okay, cool. Yeah, so Bree and Clint, you guys are going first. Buzz in with your names. Good luck. That's cheers to the weekend. Cheers to the freaking weekend. Rihanna. Yeah.

Did you want to say Miley Cyrus? Nah, Rihanna was the part I was positive on. It was the name of the song. I was a bit unsure. The name is Cheers, but the brackets is drink to that. But I was going to accept Cheers. Oh, it's pretty good. Yeah, that's Samantha.

All right, Khan and Van, you're going to have to be hot on those buzzers. Are you boys ready to go? Come on, lads. Yeah, mate. Here we go. Be really clear with your names. Yeah, you've got to be extra clear. Okay, here's your song. Yeah, you've got to be extra clear.

Okay, here's your song and like. Khan. Khan. The Weeknd, I Can't Feel My Face. Yeah, the boy. Jeez. That was solid from you, Khan. Is he one of your favourites, Khan?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We love the weekend, don't we? I mean, who doesn't? Who doesn't? All right, cool. That's one to Team Bree, one to Team Clint. Yeah, all tied up. Back to you guys, Bree and Clint.

This is for you. All right. Clint. That's Lady Gaga and Bad Romance. Yeah, yeah. Oh, you're lucky. Really, you should have got that one. I was right there. You are hot on those heels.

Hot on the heels. Okay, that's two points for Team Clint, one point for Team Bree. Come on, calm. Keep us in it, Vaughn. Come on, calm. Vaughn and calm. We need that Varn-do attitude. And Khan, you also have the Khan-do attitude. Yeah, I was going to say, can we fix it?

Yes, we can. Varn and Khan, here you go. It's for you. Varn-do attitude. Sorry, fellas. Here you go. Okay, here's your song. Khan. Khan. Khan. I feel like that was Varn. I feel like it was Varn. Sorry fellas Here you go Come on guys Okay here's your song Khan Khan

Khan I feel like that was Varn I feel like it was Varn It was Khan It was 100% Khan I feel like Khan with a K It was Khan

Oh I mean it's so hard to tell I heard Varn I've heard Varn Varn But maybe it was Khan I'm not trying to I know Khan is on my team I'm not

I'm not trying to be influential here I believe it was Khan I'm not trying to either I swear I heard Varn There to be influential here. I believe it was Khan. I'm not trying to either. I swear I heard Van. It was Khan with a K. I believe it was me too. Van, do you think it was you? Do you think it was you that got in first, Van?

100%. Oh, no. All right, Khan. Khan, do you know the song? Lose Yourself or M&M. Crushed it. Oh, Van, I think we go back to the bloody replay on that, mate. You will have to.

I was so confused. Should we go one more? Should we go one more? Why not? Just Van and Khan. Yeah, you guys back in, okay? Okay. It's just you fellas.

You guys are back in. This is for glory. Good luck. Khan. Van. Okay, any argument on who that was? That was Khan. That was Khan. What is that?

That is Coldplay. Yeah, it's tricky, eh? Viva La Vida. Wow! He's gone. You deserve it, Khan. Awesome. Hey, you could have put a T on the end of my name to make it a bit easier.

What a good Khan. A couple of good Khan and Vans. Hey, Vans. Thanks for a fun game, fellas. Hey, Vans, just a question. What kind of shoes do you wear? Westwood. Always in Westwood.

Oh, you're not in the Varns? Oh, you're not in the Varns? Sorry, lads. I'll let you go. Khan wearing the Khan versus. Khan versus. I love it. Khan stop.

Varn stop. Bree and Clint, we're back next. Can't stop. Van stop. Brian Clubber back next. Brian Clint. There's a mum who has 12 kids that has divided the internet with the way that she feeds her children. Her name is Alicia Doherty. She's actually got quite a lot of followers because she shares her life

and how she makes it work with 12 kids. Real sort of freak show situation, you know? Oh, leave her alone. Well, you would. That's why you would watch. You would go, especially as a parent, you'd go, I have two or three. My God, how does anybody do it with 12? It'd be complete chaos.

Some people have said that Alicia Doherty feeding your 12 children nachos out of a paddling pool is too far. I've seen this woman. That is too far. She's been doing the rounds on the internet for a while where she, yeah, she just fills up a paddling pool and then goes, all right, kids, dinner time. She gets the pool like a plastic shell. You know those ones you get from Bunnings? Yes. And she tips like six bags of corn chips into it.

And then scrapes some cooked mince into it. And then tips some beans onto it. Scrapes some guacamole on. I mean, in fairness to her, if you laid that out at a big party, it'd be fine. Sprinkles some grated cheese out of a bag on it and then squirts sauce on it and then just lets the kids have at it. And people are saying that is no way. That is no way to feed your 12 children. However.

I mean, it's fine for once in a while. Maybe not for every meal. Yeah. Interestingly, while I was reading this story this morning morning my kids were sitting next to me on the couch and they saw it and they were absolutely obsessed. Yeah, a bit of fun. They said, Dad, can we have that? Can we have nachos

in the paddling pool? Because they've got the paddling pool and they love corn chips. It would take them a week to get through that. Yeah, it would. They'd have to get some friends around. But maybe I should start feeding my children outside in a trough. Yeah, why not? Maybe that's, no dishes.

Just hose the paddling pool out. You get to go, you know? Or put the paddling pool in the dishwasher if you've got a big enough dishwasher. I mean, how do you think the concept of, you know, like a punch came about? Same thing. It's the same thing.

You throw all the juices into a bowl. Yeah, it's like those people who have a party and they just put ice in the bath and then everyone brings a bottle of either vodka or juice and they just fill the bath up. Wait, you're putting the liquid into the bath? Yeah, have you been to one of those

parties? I've been to one where you fill the bath up with ice and you just put your drink in there. No, no, you turn the whole bath into a cocktail. Oh no. And then people get drunker and drunker. Oh no, no, no. And then eventually someone gets in the bath up with ice and you just put your drink in there. No, no, you turn the whole bath into a cocktail. Oh, no. And then people get drunker and drunker. Oh, no, no, no, no. And then eventually someone gets in the bath and that's when you stop drinking the cocktail.

No, I don't know if I want... No, is that too far? You have to wash the bath pretty well and then I guess it'd be fine, but... Well, the vodka will sterilise it. The vodka and the ice. I don't think that's how it works. Isn't that how it works? I don't think... Oh, well. Clink't that how it works? I don't think so.

Clink gets an infection, pours vodka on it. Yeah. It'll sterilise it. How'd you get this infection? I think it was from eating nachos out of a peddling pool. And then I put vodka on it. Yeah, I put vodka on it. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy.

Dean's here. Sad news for Harry Potter fans today, Dean. Yes, Michael Gamdon, who played Dumbledore in Harry Potter films, has passed away at the age of 82 peacefully in his bed. You know, he was knighted by the Queen. He was Sir Michael, actually, and he had a phenomenal career. He was extraordinary. A 50-year-long career in excellent movies.

But, of course, as many, many people know, they would know him directly from the Harry Potter franchise. And, of course, lots of the Harry Potter stars, including Daniel Radcliffe, have all reached out on social media to pay their respects. Yeah, lots of tributes on social media. I saw Tom Hardy posted a really good tribute to him on his Instagram as well.

He was the second Dumbledore. Yeah, the Dumbledore, the guy who played Dumbledore in the first Harry Potter film passed away. First two, I think. Right, I thought it was the first one. Was it? Oh, well, something. And he passed away and then he took over.

Yeah. Yeah. Like an Aunt Viv on Fresh Prince situation. Although she didn't die. Wait, did that happen as well? Yeah, they replaced Aunt Viv on the Fresh Prince. Oh, I didn Fresh Prince situation. Although she didn't die. Wait, did that happen as well? Yeah, they replaced Aunt Viv on the Fresh Prince. Oh, I didn't know that. But she didn't die.

Will Smith just didn't get along with her, so he got her fired. So they got her axed. Yeah. Did you know that, Dean, the original Aunt Viv? I never knew that. Yeah. Yeah, didn't know that. Yeah.

Oh, Will Smith had some pull on that show, didn't he? Didn't he? Yeah. It's almost like the show was about him. It's almost like his name was in the title. It's almost like the show was about him. It's almost like his name was in the title. It's almost like it revolved around him. Anyway, it's not about Will Smith. It's about Dumbledore, who has passed away.

And that's the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Bree and Clint. Have you seen the carrot-eating TikTok hack that's doing the rounds at the moment? Makes you go orange or something? They say that if you eat enough carrots, you get a tan. I keep seeing it on my feed.

And I keep seeing it. It's one of those ones where, it's not backed by any medical professionals, but I've seen it so many times, and the people that are doing it have such a nice tan. I'm like, I seriously considered buying 14 carrots. Isn't this the same as your parents being like, if you eat all your carrots, you'll see in the dark?

Yeah, except I don't want to see in the dark and I do want to tan. Oh, I'd much rather see in the dark. Imagine what you could do with that skill. I don't need to see in the dark. I've got one of those little head torches that I wear. And it makes you look cooler. Yeah. Yeah, when you're taking the rubbish up to the top of the street.

Imagine how hot I would look with a tan and a head torch. Oh, jeez. You'd be, you'd have to bat them away with a stick. I know. If you haven't heard it, this is the carrot hack. Now, make me say it again. Three large carrots a day and you can change your natural undertone. This is literally the skin that I was born with and this is me with no fake tanner.

I've been eating three large carrots a day for the past few years. It changes everything, trust me. Like, literally, you're going to glow from the inside out. Love ya. Shit, three. I thought it was two large carrots a day for the past two years. It changes everything, trust me. Like, literally, you're going to glow from the inside out. Love ya. Shit, three. I thought it was two large carrots a day. Three large carrots. Also, you know, a great benefit is that you don't shit anymore.

You're going to let it back up. Because you would be that constipated. From carrots. Carrots are so dense. Yeah, but they're fibrous and they're vegetables. Oh, God, you'd be blocked up. No. Yeah. No. Yeah. Ella the vegan fibrous and they're vegetables. Oh, God, you'd be blocked up. No. Yeah.

No. Yeah. Ella the vegan exclusively lives off carrots and hummus. That's not the truth, is it, Ella? Carrots are fine for you, aren't they? Yeah, they're fine. Yeah. So eating three large carrots every day, all day.

Oh, well, my sister did eat carrots and mandarins and did turn orange. She did? Yeah. It happens. I thought we didn't just ask you, actually. My sister did eat carrots and mandarins and did turn orange. She did? Yeah, it happens. I watched this documentary where this girl turned blue like a blueberry. I've seen that. That wasn't a documentary. No, it was a documentary.

No, that was the Willy Wonka movie. Oh, is that not a documentary? No, not a documentary. I was reading the New Zealand Herald today, and they've done an article specifically on this. On whether the carrots can actually give you a tan from the inside out. Because if they can, you turn

up your nose, you poo-poo it, but it's better than going out in the sun. It's good for you. I just put a fake tan on. Do you want to hear the results? Yeah, what are the results? And how orange is it though? Because I don't want to be orange. I'd like to be slightly more orange than the translucent colour I currently am.

I look like Edward Cullen when he goes in the sun. No, you're not sparkly. Here's the deal. It's a little bit in depth. Cartinoids are natural pigments that give red, orange, they give colours to fruit and vegetables.

Once a better carotene containingcontaining food, which carrot is, is digested, it goes into the gut, it breaks down into retinol, blah, blah, blah, any extra, better carotene that is in the food that doesn't go into your system does come out of your sweat glands and it does come out in orange colour. So it does come up to your skin level, that orange colour. If you eat enough of it, the orange colour does come up to your skin colour.

But it will come out through the palms of your hands, the sole of your feet, and your smile lines near the nose. Oh, no, I don't want that. That's where it comes out. I don't want that. So it will actually look like you've just applied a bad fake tan. Fake tan. Yeah, that's not a good time.

Yeah. I wonder how orange it would make you. Yeah. And so does that apply for like other? What, have you eaten enough of them? Well, no, that's the orange one. Yeah, have you eaten enough red onions? Okay, what's brown that we can eat?

What, do you want brown hands? I want to be brown. I want to be tan. Again, did you hear? The only part that will just come out your hands. Do you want brown hands? I want to be brown. I want to be tan. Again, did you hear? The only part that will just come out are your hands, your feet, and then your smile lines. That's not fun. Also, I don't know if there is a brown vegetable.

Is there? Is there a brown one? Potatoes are brown from the dirt. No, they're not brown. They're white. No. White, brown vegetable. Ella, do you know any brown vegetables?

Oh, yeah, let's go back to our vegan vegetable expert, Ella. Yeah, I found out if you keep an orange in your car long enough, it goes brown. That's a great point. Old avocado is brown. Yeah, there you go. Yeah. Banana.

Rotten banana is brown. Oh, we could eat purple kumara and go purple. I was going to say, that's not brown. Oh, we could go purple? By definition, that's not brown. Yeah. You know, that'd be fun. Yeah, sure, we could eat purple kumara and go purple. I was going to say, that's not brown. Oh, we could go purple? By definition, that's not brown. You know, that'd be fun. Yeah, sure, we could go purple. That sounds fun.

Be like Dorothy. Brie and Clint. Brie and Clint. Time for a round of Friday-oke. Ladies and gentlemen, Brie and Clint's Friday-oke Our karaoke game we do every Friday where we go head to head. We spend 15 minutes with a professional audio engineer making a song sound as good as we possibly can.

Sometimes it's not good at all. This week, to celebrate the fact that Coterie have put out a banging cover of this, we're going to do Dave Dobbin's Slice of Heaven. Can I just, before we get started, I just want to point out that this was 100% your choice of song because I would never want to disrespect New Zealand by choosing this song. I just want to put that out there.

I'm not saying you're going to disrespect, I'm saying me personally. I feel like I am respecting New Zealand by selecting this song. I just want to put that out there. I'm not saying you're going to disrespect, I'm saying me personally. I feel like I'm respecting New Zealand by selecting this song. No, definitely not when you made me do it. You wait. Well, you're going to hear both of ours and then you can choose the winner. You can't vote until you've heard both, but because I chose it, I'll go first. Here comes

my slice of heaven. Enjoy. There's a lot of these, isn't there? Oh, yeah. I can only imagine what mine sound like. It's still going. Kind of really started from there, couldn't we?

We can start mine from there. I'm happy with that. No deal. Hey, I got a lot of faith in you I'll stick with you, kid, that's the bottom line Yeah, you have a lot of fun, don't you? And living with you is a ball all the time Hey, beauty, when the mood gets you down, your bottom lips near

dragging on the ground. That's when I gotta play the clown for you. Black humor make you kick your blues. Howdy, angel. Ooh. Where did you hide your

wings? Her look shines over my horizon She's a slice of heaven Warm moonlight over my horizon She's a slice of heaven Slice of heaven I think we can all just go home. What a great song.

Obviously, it was very well done. Nice work from you. I'm happy to leave it there. We're going to play yours. Out of respect for this country and because I don't want to get deported, I really, and with my mental state being as bad as what it is at the moment Don't you dare bring that into it. I think we should not play mine

and save me the pure embarrassment and I You have given everything in this country your all. Why would this be any difference? Mate, my all's not good enough for this time round. Let's see how you go. Okay.

Here comes Bree's slice of heaven. Or slice of hell, you can decide. You got through that, but that's the bit you're worried about. It only gets worse from here. Really? It gets way worse. I thought it was good. So much worse. Hey, I got a lot of faith in you.

I'll stick with you, kid, that's the bottom line Yeah, you have a lot of fun, don't ya? And living with you is a ball of a time Hey, beauty, when the mood gets you down Your bottom lifts near dragging on the ground That's when I gotta play the clown for ya Black humor made you kick your blues Howdy, angel

Where did you hide your wings? Her love shines over my horizon She's a slice of heaven Warm moonlight over my horizon She's a slice of heaven I'm so happy with that! What were you so worried about? We recorded it a little while ago

and I just remember it being so bad. And I said to Sam, I was like, nah, I'm not happy with that. I need to do it justice. Oh my god, I'm actually so surprised. Well, there you go. You're in the game. Who is going to take out Friday Oki this week? We need people to decide now.

Ladies and gentlemen, Bree and Clint's Friday Hokey. I'm so happy. I don't, like, I've already won because I thought I was going to be so incredibly embarrassed and disrespect this country and I feel like... Oh, you put too much pressure on it. No, because, I mean, it's a big song. Yeah, it's a good song.

I'm stoked with my effort. I'm happy. I mean, yours was amazing, but I'm happy that I feel like I didn't disrespect New Zealand. If you missed them, this was My Slice of Heaven. Her love shines over my horizon. She's a slice of heaven.

And this was Brie's Slice of Heaven. Her love shines over my horizon. And this is Brie's Slice of Heaven. Who's got it? We've got five people lined up ready to vote on Fridayoke. First cab off the rank is Sammy. Kia ora, Sammy. Happy Friday.

Hello, Sammy. Happy Friday, James. Friday. Happy Rose. What do you think, Sammy, about Fri-yay, team. Fri-yay, happy rosé. What do you think, Sammy, about Friday Okie this week? I mean, Brie, you killed it. It was a unique mix of kiss versus 50 Shades of Grey versus Peter Pitt. Peter Pitt?

Right. Am I getting your vote or are you voting for Clint? What do you think? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Up the girls, up the girls. Up the girls. I love it, Sammy. Appreciate your vote. One Pitt? Right. Am I getting your vote or are you voting for Clint? What do you think? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Up the girls. Up the girls. Up the girls. I love it, Sammy.

Appreciate your vote. One to Bree. Have a great weekend, Sammy. Jess is here. Hi, Jess. G'day, Jess. Hey, how's it going? Was that a slice of heaven or a slice of hell?

What do you think? I really enjoyed both of them. I thought they were really good. I think we both did all right this week. You've got to pick one though, Jess. Who's your vote going to? I always scream out Clint in the car and I never

ring up and I thought, today I'm definitely ringing up for Clint. I think you're amazing. Oh, thanks Jess. I really appreciate it. You've taken us level as well. That's one piece. Have a good weekend, Jess. Have a great weekend. Let's go to Jo. Go to Jo. Hello, Jo. What are your thoughts this week, Jo? Give it to us straight.

So, first time caller, long time listener. Wait, what did you say? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Jo, did you say first time caller, long time listener? Yes, I did. Hold on one second, Jo. First time caller. First time caller.

Yeah, Jo! First time caller. Yeah! Sorry, it's mandatory. Now back to you, Joe. We like to celebrate you guys on this show. Anyway, Joe, back to you. I had to make sure that I rung up just to vote for Brie

because that was awesome. Thank you, Joe. Well done. Thank you, Joe. You sweetheart. Appreciate you. We've got two votes left. It's 2-1 to Bree.

Let's go to Sliss on 0800. Hi, Sliss. G'day, Sliss. Hi. How old are you, Sliss? 11. 11. That means you know your stuff.

Yeah. Who's your winner for Friday Oaky today? Bree. Oh, you know. I knew you knew your stuff, Sliss. Yep, pretty smart. Prettyiss. Yep, pretty smart. Pretty smart. Yeah, pretty smart.

I'm 11, pretty smart. You're a legend. Thanks, Sliss. Game's sewn up. One more vote from Greta, though. Hi, Greta. Hi, Greta. Hi.

Which way is it going this afternoon, Brie or Clint? Brie. Brie. Oh, she's kicked a goal this week. Greta, appreciate you. It's a 4-1 victory. You cannot wipe the smile off my face this afternoon. I am stoked.

Congratulations. Thank you. I think we're both, we both are winners this week. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday dinner. Here we go. A bit of quick math for a Friday.

You call us, tell us your birthday. We quick math it into figuring out what was the number one song when you turned 16. And was that Cashie? Yeah, it was. And then we pick our favourite song to play out in full out of the three. Let's kick off

A Birthday Banger with Ingrid. Hi, Ingrid. Hey. Hi, guys. How are you? Good. How are you going, Ingrid?

Very well because it's my second time. Second time calling? No, second time on the birthday bash. Are you? Are you coming back for round two, Ingrid? Yeah, I want to see what's happening because the first time it was awesome.

It was queen. Yeah, well, Ingrid. Ingrid. Ingrid. No, actually, let's just do it. No, Ingrid, let's do it. Let's just do it. Okay, I'm obsessed with you, Ingrid, by the way.

What is your birthday? So it's the 29th of the 12th, 1959. All right, Ingrid. That means you were 16 in 1975. And on your 16th birthday, this was number one. Bismillah. No, we will not let you go. Bismillah.

Bismillah. We will not let you go. Let him go. Bismillah. We will not let you go. Ingrid, it's Queen again Who would have thought? Bohemian Rhapsody You wouldn't read about it, Ingrid

That is awesome Love it How good Ingrid, just a little Just a little point Your birthday bang is never going to change Unless your birthday changes The song that was number

one on your 16th birthday will never change. But it wouldn't have changed for the next year? A year later? No, that would be your 17th birthday. Oh, okay. Sorry. No, no, no. Can I just say... Please don't say sorry. Ingrid, can I just say, can you

call us every year? Because you have the greatest birthday banger and we will play it every time. So you call us back. Ingrid, can I just say, can you call us every year? Because you have the greatest birthday banger and we will play it every time. So you call us back. Ingrid, can you promise me you call us back every year? I'll call you next year. You better call us back next year. And wait there in case you win. So wait there, Ingrid.

Hold the line. We're going to do Emma's birthday. Oh my god, I love her so much. Hi, Emma. Hi, Emma. I'm going to love you just as much. How are you going? Great. First or second time doing Birthday Banger for you? This is my first. First.

Okay, good. Well, let's figure it out for you, Emma. What's your birthday? 22nd of December, 1987. All right. That means you were 16 in 2003, Emma. And on your 16th birthday, this was number one. Oh, it's a tune from the Black Eyed Peas.

Banger. This is like, can I say, one of the not as played Black Eyed Peas songs. Because it was earlier. Yeah. So I like it more. Because there's some that we're definitely still sick of. Yeah. This is not one.

This is a good one. Emma, do you like your birthday banger? I do. I do. I don't is not one. This is a good one. Emma, do you like your birthday banger? I do. I do. I don't know if it can compete with Queen, though. It's a hard one, but you never know. We'll find out. Let's do one more for Stephanie.

Hi, Stephanie. Hi, Steph. Hi. How's it going? Good, thanks. First or second time playing? First time. First time.

We love first timers on Birthday Bangers, Steph. Whereabouts in the country are you? I am in Tauranga. Oh, lovely. Okay.angers. Steph, whereabouts in the country are you? I am in Taronga. Oh, lovely. Okay, well, Steph, tell us your birthday. June 9th, 1985. All right, you were 16 in 2001. And back on your 16th birthday, this was at the top of the chart.

Craig David walking away. Do you like it, Steph? Pretty good, but I can't beat Bohemian Rhapsody. I know, I know. That's the challenge today. It's unbeatable. It's so good. It's so good.

It is unbeatable. You do have a great birthday, Bang, and we appreciate you calling through. My vote is for Ingrid, Bohemian Rhapsody queen. Can I just check? Ingrid, the first time you played birthday banger, did you win? Yes, and you know what? I'll call you again next week.

Yeah. Well, guess what, Ingrid? You're going back to back. You're about to be the first ever two-time winner of Birthday Banger because I'm voting Queen as well. Awesome. How can you beat Queen? You can't.

I mean, you can't. Ingrid, we're going to have to send you out a trophy or something, so hold on the line because it's the first time. You're the ultimate Birthday Banger. Yeah. You are the Birthday Banger, Ingrid, we're going to have to send you out a trophy or something, so hold on the line because it's the first time. You're the ultimate birthday banger. Yeah, you are the birthday banger, Ingrid. Okay, so we're going to play it for you again, and we'll same time next year? Yeah, absolutely. Okay, same time next year.

Thanks, Ingrid. Have a great weekend. See you, Ingrid. Love you. Love you so much. Oh, my God, I'm so cute. I love her so much. Here we go, your birthday banger.

This is Queen in Bohemian Rhapsody She really does have the best birthday banger too All six minutes of it Can't wait See you soon you're on ZM Today there's a brand new drink being launched by Major Major and Saatchi They've teamed up so please welcome to the studio by Major Major and Saatchi. They've teamed up. So please, welcome to the studio

Will and Nick from Saatchi. Hey guys. I didn't know you guys were booze moguls. Well, you know. Now we are. Now you are.

You've got to dip your feet in every, you've got to try everything. You do, eh? This is our newest try. Yeah. You've got to do an alcohol.

Yeah. You've got to do like a shapewear. You guys need to put out suchy shapewear eventually Skincare And then makeup, I think that's the big Those are the big ones at the moment And then as you age, homewares Suchy tablecloths

I'd be into that So tell us the flavour, first of all It is a canned Margarita, essentially With a citrus twist, tequila is in there And it's fruity, it is a canned margarita, essentially, with a citrus twist. Tequila is in there and it's fruity. It's light, not too sweet, which was a consistent note from people last night. Can I salt the rim of this can?

Like, can I lick the edge of it and then dip it in salt? You can do whatever you want to the can, Clint. Can I? Yeah. In the privacy of your own home. I tasted this drink last night. Delicious. Loved it. I'm hooked. I tasted this drink last night. Delicious. Loved it.

I'm hooked. I feel like it's a taste of summer. Bree and I want to get on in this. So what we have done is we have produced ads for this new drink. And it's going to be your job, Will and Nick from Saatchi, to decide who has made the better ad for the new Major Major Saatchi Collab. Before we do this, we must specify these ads are not real ads. They're not endorsed by the alcohol...

They've not been approved. Mafia, whoever they are. And they're not legal. They're what you call illegal ads. Almost satirical. Yeah, sure. Or absurdist. Yeah, they're just for fun.

Unless you really like them, in which case, let's get in the run of them. So I'll go first. For my ad, it requires a bit of participation from you guys. Oh, interesting. So Nick and Will, you have a little script in front of you, and if you just turn that over, it's very small. Oh, very, yeah, I can do this. I'll point to you when it's your time to join the ad.

Okay, cool. Okay, this is my ad for the new Saatchi Major Major collaboration. Are you tired of boring, regular alcohol that's not endorsed by your favourite electronic music duo? No, I'm quite happy with my Daft Punk daiquiris, actually. Shut up, please. This is an important ad for... the new Major Major and Saatchi sparkling tequila margarita

and citrus lime twist. Oh, sorry, awkward. Yeah. Nick and Will from Saatchi have been hard at work in their Mexican distillation plant slash DJ booth, hand crafting this exciting new collaboration, which they describe as... Yum. And... Gets your horse.

It also comes in a handy aluminium can so you don't have to scoop it up and carry it home in your hands. I mean, that part's pretty obvious. The new Major Major and Saatchi

sparkling tequila margarita and citrus twist. It's like a DJ double dropped in your mouth. Get it now wherever you get alcohol. That's pretty good. That felt,

that's probably the most high production thing out of the whole campaign that we've done. Yeah, you reckon? Yeah. I like the most high production thing out of the whole campaign that we've done. Yeah, you reckon? Yeah. I like the, like, are you sick of alcohol that's not endorsed by electronic media? That's what I look for when I'm in that cold part of the store.

Okay, so that's mine. Wow. Now you need to hear Bree's. I feel like there's something that you were missing and something that I, obviously, being a double double marketing major slash it was a journalism degree but look sex sells sexy sells and you boys are sexy you're cool and I feel like I've rolled sexy cool into one great ad let me transport you to the beaches sun, the margaritas. Whoa, whoa, hold on. Can we make it a little more sultry?

Sure. Let me transport you to the beaches, the sun, the margaritas. Whoa, okay, okay. Now let's just make it a little bit more cool. I guess we could add some satchi into the mix. Get ready to tantalise your taste buds with the sparkling tequila margarita and citrus twist from Major Major. And the boys from Satchi along for the ride too.

Perfectly balanced with the sweetness of apples and refreshing bursts of natural flavours. Seducing. Tantalizing. Another sexy word. This margarita will dance across your taste buds like the girl dancing front left in a Saatchi mosh pit. But get amongst it while you can. As this margarita is for a limited time only.

Nothing sexier than that. Major, major. Saatchi. Majorly good. Damn, I feel turned on and thirsty. That was the whole point. Yes, yes. You guys absolutely killed that.

Got a little plug in there for the new song, Feel Good. I mean, how good is that? It is good. Did you speed it up as well? I think we speed up Feel Good like 5 BPM, which is like, let's charge. Let's go. Mail's a radio edit. We need to get those approved.

Who do we talk to? Yeah. So you guys are not going to have time to discuss this. You're going to need to look into each other's eyes and you're going to need to quickly come to a decision. Whose ad for the new Saatchi Major Major collaboration do you like better? Pressure is on. Let's get an answer.

Are you ready? Ready? Three, two, one. Clint. Oh! Sorry, Brie. Sorry, guys. Sorry, Brie.

Bugger. Sorry, Clint. That's all right. Sorry, Brie. The new Saatchi collab with Major Major comes out on Monday. You guys can get it in bottle stores. Congratulations, guys. It's awesome. It's delicious. Fly it off bottle stores. Congratulations, guys. It's awesome.

It's delicious. Fly it off the shelf. That's what we've been saying. We need to fly off the shelf. Well, Nick from Saatchi, good to see you guys. Good to see you, lads. Thanks, guys. Let's talk about Tinder because they're releasing a new exclusive subscription service.

Are they just? Yeah, it's so exclusive. More than Tinder Plus. More than Tinder Plus. More than Tinder Plus. The only way that you'll be able to even get this exclusive subscription is if you're invited. Oh, okay. So if you've heard of dating apps like Raya,

which is for celebrities, and you have to be invited onto the platform. People of high profile. High profile. They're the ones that are allowed to be on that platform, Raya. Yeah. This is apparently Tinder's answer to Raya. So they're calling it Tinder Select and they will be, yeah,

trialling it out and they're saying that it's for A to C list celebrities, influencers and other people who work in creative industries. Damn, that sounds awful. But already, even though I'm not single, I want to be invited to be on Tinder exclusive. Well, let's talk about how much it costs because it is a subscription service and it does cost money. Wait, so you get invited but you have to pay?

You have to pay. Okay. And brace yourself because it is not cheap. So let me just pre-empt this by saying that this particular service from Tinder will only be offered to about 1% of the dating apps most active users. Okay. It sounds very elitist. It sounds very elitist.

Sounds very elitist. And when you hear how much it is, it is. So in New Zealand dollars, I've converted it. Per month for Tinder Select, you will be paying $836. Per month? So I've done the math on that. Per year, it'll cost you around $10,000. Dumb, dumb, dumb.

Because if I'm that hot and that famous, then arguably I don't need the dating apps. For me to then go and spend $800 to go on a dating app seems a bit desperate. I think that's why famous people do actually need it because it's hard for them to meet people. Nah, sounds pathetic. $800 to be on a bit desperate. Well, I think that's why famous people do actually need it because it's hard for them to meet people. Nah, sounds pathetic. $800 to be able to date in here.

Apparently, you need to go through a five-step authentication process and it requires verified photos, display of your relationship intent, and you need to have at least four images, five interests, and a full written biography of yourself. Oh, you have to have five interests? I couldn't go on it. Yeah, I'm out. I mean, I was out way earlier than that, though.

Yeah, but that's the straw that breaks the camel's back for me. Ten grand. Five interests. You'd want, if I was paying ten grand a year for this service, I would want guarantee that I met the one within that year. Well, I guess

the idea is if it's so good, you won't last a whole year. Would you pay if they said it's going to cost you ten grand, but you will guarantee find the one within a year? Have I been unlucky in love? I'm not giving you a backstory. It's just, would you pay the money?

Well, I found the one for free. I need help with this hypothetical. Okay. Am I a loser in love? Yes. Okay. And do I know that? Yes.

I know that I'm a loser. I'm not like blissfully unaware, just like, just dancing through life. No, you're blissfully unaware. Am I getting, I'm blissfully unaware, but am I getting on in my years? Yeah. Am I beginning to go to seed? At what age is that? For me, probably about two years ago.

That is not, no. For me. No. Um, nah, I wouldn't, no, I wouldn't pay $10,000. I 100% would. Would you? 100%. If I was the age that I am and someone said, and I wasn't in a relationship and someone

said, guarantee you will find the one and it costs $10,000, I'll be like, sweet, I don't have that money, but I'll find it if you guarantee me that I find the one. Doesn't it take the fun out of it? No, it doesn't because I'd be, I'm exhausted. Where the hell are they? I'll pay the money. Bring them to me. If I have to go on one more date in the viaduct.

I'm over it. I'm out. I don't want to go to bloody mini golf anymore. Well, $800 is a pretty expensive subscription, $800 a month. That's right up there. It is very expensive. Yeah. Yeah.

I want to ask the question for people, what is the most expensive subscription that you have? Yeah. What are you paying for that's quite expensive, but you're like, it's worth it. My wife girl-mathed herself a masterclass subscription earlier this year. What's a masterclass? You haven't seen the ads for masterclass. It's where like Kim Kardashian will give you a tutorial in business and Jay-Z will give you a tutorial in writing rap music.

They get like pinnacles of their industry to explain how to do the thing that they do. How much does that cost? It's about $250 a year. Okay. For a Masterclass subscription. I would never use that. So far, I've seen her watch one Masterclass on how to grow vegetables.

Money well spent. And how's the vegetables going? Well, the seeds have just sprouted. There you go. We're on our way. Yeah. It's going to pay for itself. Bree and Clint. And that's the vegetables going? Well, the seeds have just sprouted There you go We're on our way Yeah It's going to pay for itself And that's the end of the show

And the end of the week What are you doing this weekend? What am I doing this weekend? I'm going up to a friend's house tonight For some drinks and a game night And What game? I don't know

We play an array We play Maybe some Cards Against Humanity Maybe some Real poker Maybe a game On the Playstation Called

Quiplash Have you ever played that No So fun What's the difference Between real poker And just poker With the cards

What What's the difference You said you're Going to play real poker No like I said Like a real card game Opposed to Cards Against Humanity, like a real card game opposed to Cards Against Humanity,

which is a fun card game. Oh. Yeah. I say real card game. What's this other poker that I'm not aware of? Oh, no, no. It's all the same.

Texas Hold'em. Oh, nice. For money? Oh, a little bit of money, maybe. Yeah, nice. Yeah, not like a lot. What are you doing for the weekend?

All Blacks. Oh, yes. Oh, I'll be watching the NRL. Are you going to watch that? Nah, too late for me. Okay. It's on Sunday night at 10 o'clock at night.

It's 9.30. It's 10 o'clock by the time it kicks off. It's 9.30 kickoff. It's 10.30. It's 10 o'clock. It's a 9.30 kickoff. I'm not going to watch it,

but the AFL Grand Finals this weekend too. Saturday, I believe. Tomorrow. Yeah. Yeah, that's on. Is it the final or the quarterfinal?

It's the final. It's the... It's Collingwood versus Brisbane Lions. They're in, that's on. Is it the final or the quarterfinal? It's the final. It's Collingwood versus Brisbane Lions. They're in the final as well. Brisbane has had a year. Brisbane is having it. It's on for Brisbane. Having an absolute year. And other than that, I have absolutely no idea and I'm excited.

So I just want some sunshine. No, I don't think there's any sunshine this weekend, but fingers crossed. Oh, well. That's all right. You can always sit in. Another awful weekend of sitting inside, Ben. You can always sit inside and turn all the lights on. Yeah.

That's always fun. Oh, man. I think you need to sit inside and rest your cough. I need some sunshine, man. I need some sunshine. We'll see you guys next week. Bye. Bye, guys. next week. Bye! Bye guys!