ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 2nd April 2026

Episode Date: April 2, 2026

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Show requested, so here it is. As long as you've got da-da-da-da. It's ZM's Branclent podcast. ZDM's Brinclent, thanks to KFC. Go! ZDM's Brinclent. We're almost there, guys. We are almost at the chocolate holiday.

How bloody good. I cannot wait for Easter lasagna. Yeah, your mum doing an Easter lasagna this year? Yeah, we're doing an Easter lasagna, and we're doing it Easter lasagna. Oh, Easter Turamisu. Yeah. What Easter is a dessert holiday?

That one makes more sense to me than the Easter lasagna, to be fair. I reckon? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I wouldn't say no to an Easter lasagna, though. No one would say no to an Easter lasagna. This is the thing.

Do you Easter fire it at all? Does your mum do it in like two, like, loaf tins and make like a crucifix lasagna or anything? Absolutely not. No? No, it's just the regular old. put together lasagna and we just eat it on Easter. Body of Christ, blood of Christ, lasagna of Christ.

Let us proclaim the mystery of this lasagna. Fun show on the way for you guys today and we're going to get things cracking straight away with Trady versus Lady. Yes, we are. If you want to be a part of it, then you can call us now. 0,800 dial Z-M is the number.

And 50 bucks, you can put it in your pocket for the Easter long, long weekend. That'd be nice. If you want to represent either team, let's do it. Phone lines are open. Play ZDEM's Bree and Clint. Time for Trady versus Lady. This is the main event.

Trady versus Lady. Here we go. Last game of Trady versus Lady before we head into the Easter long, long weekend. And the scores sit currently at 29 to the ladies, 22 to the Trades. That's correct. Our lady is in the Bay of Pliny.

She's in Todanga, she's 27, and she is a scientist in chemistry. Welcome to the show, Grace. Hello. What kind of experiments do you do, Grace? Well, I work in the kiwi-fruit industry at the moment, so, yeah, just with a kiw fruit. Yeah, right. Have you guys figured out why your lips go a little bit tingly when some people eat kiwi-fruit? Nah, I don't know.

That's one for you to look into next week, Grace. Yeah. You're taking on our tradie from Wellington today. He is 37 and he can name all 151 original Pokemon. Welcome to the show, Charles. Hi Charles. Hello. Mate, so can I.

Should we have a Pokemon off? No. What is the evolution of the Pokemon EV? Which one do you want? Papyporeum, flareion. Yeah, nice. He's good. He's good.

Well done. Well done. Yeah, I knew the answer to that too. Yeah. There's 1,025 Pokemon now. Isn't that disappointing? Yeah, they should have stopped at 151. Yeah.

They're the original. They're the best. Yeah, they're trying to sell more. All right. Charles, your buzzet is tradie. Grace Lady, first of three correct answers. No Pokemon questions. We'll win $50 cash thanks to KFC.

Did you hear Charles' disappointment? I did. I did. All right, we move on to question one. What creature is coming to visit the homes of well-behaved boys and girls this Sunday. Trady. Lady.

Charles. Easter Bunny. Easter Bunny. It is the Easter Bunny. Can't wait. One to the Trades. Question number two. Which two primary colors

can be mixed to make green? Lady. Grace. Blue and yellow. Blue and yellow. Blue and yellow. That is correct. One apiece here.

Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Grace. Grace is in. It's Kaylee Bell. It's Kaylee Bell, yeah. Local girl, an absolute legend. What a weapon, Kaylee Bell, boots and all.

Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. You need this one here, Charles. Question number four. What is the capital of Spain? Trady. Lady. Charles. Madrid.

Yeah. Oh, what a game for a Thursday. Here we go. We have two very clever people on the phone today. Yeah, very, very clever. This is a great game, and we finish it with a tiebreaker. in the fifth. This is for the win.

Which direction does the sun rise from? Trady. Charles. From the east. It is from the east. He's got it. What a bloody game. You couldn't split him.

No. And for that reason, Grace, we're going to find you 50 KFC chicken dollars is a consolation prize. Hell yeah. Oh, thank you. No worries. And Charles, you're a tradie versus lady champion. The tradies needed that one too.

They go up to 23 and reply to the ladies 29. Well done. Hey. That was a real Ash catch-in performance from you, Charles. Well done. Pokeball go! ZD.M.'s Bree and Clint Podcast. Clint, I'm currently broadcasting from my family home in Stanthorpe, Australia,

Gingy, Queensland, and it's been wonderful. I've met my two new nephews. My sister had her third baby, and my sister-in-law, and my brother had their first baby. It's been an amazing trip. Yeah. The kids are adorable. There's a bunch of them running around,

and I've got to hang out with them and actually just spend some quality time, which I'm super grateful for. Yeah, that's really good. You've been there for a decent amount of time this time too. So it's not just like swoop in, say hi, and leave kind of thing. Yeah, for the past like nearly decade, I've only ever got to spend, you know, Christmas here for like a week,

and there's just stuff happening, and you don't really get to spend that quality time, you know, so I feel really grateful. It's really special. One thing I will say from spending the quality time with the kids because I've got some nephews that are a little bit older. Okay. And they can be pretty ruthless.

Yes, they can. Yeah. Something that happened the other day, I went over to hang out with one of my nephews who, is about to turn six and we were hanging out in the backyard we were riding on the quad bikes and you know just bopping about the farm and i had exercise gear on because you know we're out doing things around the farm yeah and the exercise gear i had on i was a pair of bike pants um which i do wear often you know when i'm going on walks and you know going around the place

and my nephew said to me, why aren't you wearing proper pants? And I said, oh, these are proper pants. They're called bike pants, to which he replied, well, they don't look very good on you. Ruthless. Which is rough because you know he's not trying to roast you.

He's just saying what he sees. Yes, he's just being honest. And it made me rethink whether or it's, or not, I can pull off the bike pant. Rude too, because you were on a bike. You know, a quad bike, but still a bike. It was a bike. You were justified in the bike pants.

It's not like you'd worn bike pants to a wedding or something. Yeah, exactly. I felt like in the context of which I was wearing them, like it was pretty spot on. Ruthless. Six year olds, an interesting age for that too, because a four-year-old can say it to you.

And like I said before, there's no malice. intended, they're just saying what they say. Six-year-old, though? You're verging on, you're a little bit more conscious of what you're saying, you know about other people's feelings. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Pretty hurt, pretty hurt by it. Looks like I have to bend all of my bike pants now, which I'm not that stoked about. No, no, you keep the bike pants. I'll take you to my daughter's school and we'll get the rest of the six-year-olds to rate your bike pants. Yeah, no, I don't know if that's going to be the best thing for me right now.

We'll bring you up on stage at the next assembly. Oh, absolutely not. And we'll do you now. They go, make some noise if you think Bree looks good. Make some noise if you think Bree has no business in bike pants. That is my worst nightmare. I feel like I'm going to have that nightmare tonight in my sleep. Yeah.

I thought this afternoon, Clint, because kids do say the darndest things, don't they? I thought we could ask the people what is the most ruthless thing a child said to you? Yeah, did you get roasted by a kid? Yeah. That's what we want to know. Oh, 800 dials adem.

You can text it to 96-96. I'm interested in the age of the kid and the proximity of the kid to you. Like was it your own kid? Was it a niece or nephew? Or was it a stranger's kid who had no affiliation with you whatsoever and they were just like, you know?

I feel like a stranger's kid even though, you know, you have no connection to them hurt for most. Yeah, but a stranger's kid, you can tell to F off. There's different difference. You can't say that to your own kid. Yeah, that's true. Oh, I mean. Oh, actually, yeah.

Each of their own, I mean. Depends on the roast, actually. Yeah, exactly. Oh, $800.000.m. We'll text it to 966. The ruthless thing that a kid said to you. Dead is Franklin. What was the ruthless thing a kid said to you?

Megan's here. Hi, Megan. Hi, Megan. Hi. This was your niece who roasted you, right? It was when my niece was five, I was reading to her after school one day, and she so confidently told me that that's not what the words on the page say. Yeah. I'm dyslexic, so it makes sense to me.

Oh, she was fact-checking you. She was. Yeah. And I've never read to her since. No. So she misses out, Megan. I mean, smart cat at the same time, you know. Insensitive, but smart.

Yeah. Very smart. Too smart for our own good time. Thanks, Megan. Kathy's here. Hi, Kathy. Hi, Kathy. How's it going? We're good. Thank you.

Tell us, Kathy. What was the ruthless thing a kid said to you? Oh, I've got 10-year-old twins, but back when they were six, their dad was being a dickhead. And I went, ha-ha-ha, that's your dad. You're related to him. And one of them turned around and looked me, didn't I, and said, well, it's your life, mum. You married him. Damn.

Well, how old were they? How old were they? Like six, six and seven. Holy hell. That's insightful from them because you're like, you're related to him and they're like, we didn't get a choice. You did. Yeah, you chose this, mum. Wow.

Thanks, Kathy. We asked, did you get roasted by a kid? Someone said, my 11-year-old cousin said to me that I look 40. I'm 26. Oh, yeah, but kids don't have really a concept of age. They don't have a frame of reference. Yeah. Yeah.

That's what we're going to choose to believe anyway. Someone else said, my stepdaughter said to me this week, how would you feel if Dad left you for someone pretty? Oh. Oh. The stepdaughter, too? Not your own daughter, your stepdaughter? It's below the bell.

Tim's here. Hey, Tim. Hi, Tim. How's it going? You get roasted by a kid, Tim? Yeah. Yeah, I thought, like, if I pronounce K-19. Okay.

And this five or six-year-old came up to me, and it was like, you look weird. You look like a vampire, don't bite me. Yeah. Because if you're over-pronounced canine teeth. You know what you should have done, Tim? You should have bit him. Yep. Should have chased him.

Yeah, you should have chased him. Yeah. You should have to go and scared the absolute living daylights out of him. We said, did you get roasted by a kid? Someone said, I'm a school teacher. I get roasted by kids every single day. Yeah. Yeah.

See, that's, I mean, and that's a part of the job, I feel. My friend's child said to me after I died, my hair blonde, why is your hair yellow? Oh, that's not what you want to hear after you pay much. Nah. Someone else said, my kid, to a man behind us at the gym reception, said, you've got a big belly. Thank God he laughed and said, that's why I'm here.

That's good. That is good. That is good. My two and a half-year-old daughter in the shower with me, she looked at my private parts and then, I looked at her private parts and then looked at mine and said, oh, mum, what happened to that? Holy hell.

That's where you go, you, you happen to that. Oh, that one, really not a good situation. Someone said, an ECE teacher here. I was told by a three-year-old with a loving smile that my hair was grubby. Grubby. Not dirty, not messy. Grubby.

Grubby. See, that to me is giving, you know, if it's a bit oily. Grubby. You know? I coach special needs kids for sport, and one of the players asked me if I had a syndrome. I love it because it's so innocent. Yep.

You know? Do you have some sort of syndrome? Yeah. Someone else texted her and said, my nephew asked me if I had chicken pox. I said no, and he's like, what's that on your face then? It was acne. I was in my 20s and I had really bad acne I was super self-conscious about.

He would have been five-ish, I think. That's awful. Chicken pox? That's so bad. We asked you, did you get roasted by a kid? Someone said, my friend, who is a plus-sized lady as an early childhood educator, a four-year-old from her daycare, saw her standing beside her Suzuki slift and said, Can you fit in that car?

She said, you're a little shrit under her breath. Yeah, good. Can you fit in that car, Miss? Can you fit? That's awful. My four-year-old said to me he doesn't want to be fat like me

when he grows up. Whoa. Someone else said, I got a new scarf and my son walked out and said to me, why are you wearing a teetail around your neck? I never wore it again. I bet it was one of those like, remember the millennial scarves?

like with the skulls on them. Yes. Yeah. The Alexander McQueen's. Yes. Or one of those Arabian scarfs that kind of look like a teetail as well. Yeah. Remember everyone went through a period of wearing those?

I've seen a picture of you in one. Yeah, guilty. Yeah. Vaughn used to wear one daily. I had a kid tell his mum that he was going to kill me. Just a random kid when I was working in a shoe store. Terrifying. That's terrifying.

That's terrifying. Not hurtful. terrifying. Someone else said, I had just had my third baby and my friend's daughter, who was 10 at the time, asked why I still have a baby in my tummy because it's still big. Oh, I would have deck that kid.

There's so many of these. I would have decked it. So many of those ones. Hannah said I work in an intermediate and a kid came up to me last week and asked if I was pregnant. I said, no mate, just fat. I was getting dressed with my four-year-old in the room and she goes to me, you've got a

Berg Fanny. Bum, bum, nice, juicy bottom is what she was talking about. She was English. My four-year-old told me my shadow looked like a tomato. Holy hell. We should just get kids to roast us for the Bre and Clint roast. Yeah, yeah. It would be so ruthless because they would not hold back.

A five-year-old told me, you've eaten lots since I last saw you. Oh, God, they're still. coming in, eh? Someone said, my daughter told me that her sister got all of her dad's good stuff and she got all of my weird stuff. Write these down.

Write these down because they're brilliant. So good. Thanks guys. ZD.N's Branclin. Strap in because I think we are going to court. All of us. Well, most of us. Shockin being the judge. No, you're going to be the plaintiff.

Oh, okay. Hundreds of thousands of New Zealanders who bought cold and flu medicine that didn't have pseudoepidrine in them over the past two decades because, remember they banned it? Because everybody thought that the criminals were going to make pee out of the cold and flu medicine. Yes. So anyone who bought the staff after they took the pseudoepidrine out of it

could be eligible for compensation if this legal action, which is going ahead is successful, Bree. Why? This is a real lawsuit that's happening in New Zealand, and the lawsuit alleges that companies that make the drugs like codril, Sudafed, Benadryl, you know, all those cold and flu things that come in the box. Yes. They were marketed and sold to people as something that could help with cold and flu symptoms

when they knew, they knew that those pills did jack shit. And those pills did jack shit. I bloody knew this. Haven't we all been saying this for years and years? I don't think these do anything. And there's two types of people that have been taking those pills for the last 20 years. There's the people who experienced them with pseudoepidrine originally and then had to take the placebo ones.

And they're like, I don't think this one's working. I don't feel any less congestible. Those bloody pharmaceutical companies tried to ram it down our throats. No, no, trust us. It's just as good. And then there's the other people who never. experienced the pseudo ones and they just took the other ones and they're like

oh yeah I don't feel that much better but I guess that's what they do you know and then all of a sudden they bought the pseudo back and you take them and you're like whoa holy shit wow these actually do something not only do I feel better I feel better like I feel better than

before I was sick it's it was like the spinach to our Popeye I feel like I'm at I feel like I'm at a rave in 2003 New Zealanders who bought those products between 2005 and 2025 can register for the lawsuit and no proof of purchase is required.

You don't have to have a receipt from Unichem's Life Pharmacy from 2017 or anything. It sounds like you just go, yeah, I bought some of that and they'll be like, sweet, how much you reckon you bought? And you're like, oh, I probably bought five or six boxes and they're like, sweet, you're in. And then they'll take them to court and then you might get paid out for it.

What type of, how much time do we have to dedicate to the case and what kind of compensation could we get? I don't know those details specifically, Bree. I don't think it's a lot of your time personally. I don't think you have to show up at the courtroom. I think there's a company that's taken it on board and they're not doing it for free. They're not like Aaron Brockovich.

I was going to say, you know who I think could really lead this case well as Aaron. Yeah, she would. This is one for her. and they'll take a big chunk of the compensation, the company that is doing it. But then you might get something out of the back. Either way, count me in. Count me in.

Hell yeah, where do I sign on the dotted line? Put me down for the lawsuit. I've always wanted to be a part of a lawsuit where I'm not in the wrong. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not the latter. Anyway, the pseudo stuff is back now, by the way. Yeah, when did it come back?

I feel like it was only... It was recently. It was recent, right? I mean, say what you want about David Seymour, but he did get us the pseudo back. Yeah, he did. He did. But, but, God, they treat you like a criminal

when you go to the chemist to buy a packet of pseudoepidrine cold and flus. Honestly, the last, I think I bought some maybe six months ago, and I felt like I had committed a murder. They were like, what are you using these for? Are you actually sick? Where do you live? Are you Walter White from Breaking Bad? Yeah.

Do I look like I'm going to make me... Give me the pills, please. Please. I just want to take my kids to go. Anyway, strap-in, guys, we're off to court. Dead Am's Breed and Clint podcast. Megan the Stallion. You know, you remember Megan the Stallion from...

No. That amazing Melbourne Cup? No. From the song, of course, WAP, she was on that. Is that her big one? Is it her biggest? I don't know. I'm not a Megan the Stallion fan.

I'm more of a Megan the trainer man. Oh, really? You're a trainer over the stallion. Oh, no, this is it. Claude's right. This is her big one. Yeah. In COVID lockdown went absolutely bonkers on the TikTok.

She's in the news today because at the moment she's appearing. in the Broadway production of Mulan Rouge. Okay. So she's been doing that only for a week or so, but she's set to perform in the Broadway production for the next eight weeks or so. Okay. But during a performance,

she had to leave and be taken to hospital because she became very ill. Oh, what happened to her? Well, there's no real details about exactly what's happened, but it must have been bad if they had to ship her off. to the hospital because it was literally mid-performance and it wasn't long into the performance apparently. It was only about 20 minutes in

and they had to stop down the production for 10 to 15 minutes and they told the audience to stay in their seats and then the understudy had to come in mid-performance and complete the rest of the show. That is every understudy's dream. Isn't that? They work just as hard as the lead, learning, all the lines that the lead has,

and I reckon they almost never get called on. And then Megan the Stallion goes down 20 minutes into the performance, you would just, you'd be like, this is my moment to shine. Here I am, I'm going to take this opportunity and run. Yeah, apparently she is doing okay, but quite scary, awful time to get sick during a Broadway show. Poor Megan the Stallion. Where do you take Megan the Stallion when she's sick?

The hospital. The hospital. Very good. Don't give that very good. That was very bad. I was going to make a horse drug joke. Oh, get her on the Ivermectin. No, no, no.

What do they give her when she gets to the hospital? Ketamine, of course. She's not on an IV drip. She's on a feed bag. What is Megan the Stallion ask for when she gets to the hospital? What? Hey. Hey.

What's, I've just, oh, I'm just, I've just received an update on Megan the Stallion's condition. Oh, yes? She's stable. Good. See, that was good. We got there in the end. We sure did. We sure did.

We sure did. All you did to do was suffer through some terrible dad jokes and then we got there in the end. I thought we could ask Clint this afternoon. When did you get sick? at the worst possible time. I'm talking gastro on your wedding day. Maybe something. Oh, gastro on your wedding day

and you're the bride and a white dress. Yeah. Oh. I bet it has happened to someone. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. People have fainted at the altar before. Like when... Food poisoning.

Food poisoning on your first day at work. And you do a chunny at your disc. Oh, and you're known as churny. Cheney from accounts for the rest of your time there. Oh, you mean chunny from accounts. You mean old chunny from accounts. Terrible times to get sick. The worst timing for you to go down.

That's what we're looking for this afternoon, yeah? We sure are. The ZDM Podcast Network. Mega the Stallion was performing in a Broadway show, Milan Rouge, and fell ill halfway through and had to be rushed to hospital. Bad timing. They pumped her full of ketamine and she was good to go.

Straight back out there. Yep. Give her a little whip. They said, yeah. Yeah! And off she went. So we asked you guys, what was the terrible timing for you getting sick? Liam's on the line.

Hey Liam. Hi, Liam. Good, thank you, mate. What happened to you? Yeah, had a good old bout of gastro come home from Dacier just before an international flight. Oh! I was the unfortunate one three and thrown up and, and, yeah, best believe we got on that flight at 9 o'clock in the morning.

Wow, you went from a 3 a.m. Chani Poooo-to to a 9 a.m. flight? Yeah, it was not my finest moment, but we were heading overseas for holiday, so I wasn't going to miss that. Yeah. How many hours was the international flight, Liam? It was just the Aussie, so it was only about three hours, but it was still probably the worst three hours in my life. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the only time on a flight you want to be sat next to the toilet, right? Yeah, pretty much.

It was like, oh, give me that exit row. It reminds me of a story from my past where I decided it'd be a great idea to have a huge meal at Nando's and then I bought it a flight to Bali. Not a good decision. It was an awful decision. Did you get Barley Belly before you even got to Bali? Yeah, correct. I don't know if it's ever been done. Pre-Barley Belly?

Yeah, I think my tummy was pre-empting it. That's impressive. Thanks, Liam. That's great. We asked you where... Pre-empting is disgusting. Do you say pre-empting or pre-emptying? Pre-emptying.

Ew. Both work, but ooh. We asked terrible times that you got sick. Someone said, not sick, but I slipped down the stairs and broke my tailbone a few days before my wedding. Oh! That's awful. And as... Have you ever...

I've broken my tailbone before. I have not. I have not. It is the worst thing you cannot sit down comfortably. I reckon for at least 12 to 18 months. It's awful. It's so bad. Someone else texts through and said,

threw up on my first day of school holiday work as a teen. Not ideal. My good friend and her husband both got the gastro bug the night before their wedding and was still suffering on the wedding day. You know that stuff and cake in each other's mouth and then the other one just throws up all over the cake. That's awful.

both of you went down with it. Someone else said, I got food poisoning two days after tearing my Achilles. I had to hop to the bathroom and because of the hopping, I didn't make it. Oh!

You're in pain and you pooed yourself. You'd be crawling around. I got sick the day that I gave birth, I vomited right throughout the labour. Oh, that's so cruel. That's one of those things which makes people believe there is no God.

Like if you weren't, weren't already dealing with enough. Yeah, yeah. You know? What God would do this to a person? Awful. Awful. Someone else said,

Hi there, James. First day of work I collapsed and was taken to hospital from dehydration. I had a cold the week before and wasn't able to get my fluids up. Not a great first day at work. So many people with it coming out both ends before they get on an international flight.

Yeah. Someone said, planned an amazing trip. to the Gold Coast, first time visiting as adults, jam-packed, bars, theme parks, got engaged, got pneumonia, visited the pharmacy every day to power through it, in bed by 6pm though. Neumonia? Wow. A tactic. I worked with kids.

We had a vomiting bug and a kid threw up and I was having to deal with it and I ended up being sick on that kid. They would kind of feel like revenge, you know? The kid didn't do it on purpose And the kid doesn't deserve it But there would be a little bit of you that goes This is your fault You kind of laugh at it Someone else said another birthing one

I broke two ribs from coughing Two weeks before I gave birth Labor was rough Oh I imagine it would have hurt even more to push If you had broken ribs Of course it would have Damn that's awful I'm just trying to simulate it

And see if it involves my ribs Yeah it does Yeah Also, also, you broke your ribs from coughing? Yeah, my flatmate did that, yeah. I had a flatmate who had such a violent cough for so long that she fractured a rib. That is hectic as. She also got abs.

Like, she was already pretty lean, but from being sick and not eating much and from tensing up, you know how when you cough and you sort of tense your core, you do a little mini crunch a little bit? By the end of it, she had a fractured rib. and she had like visible abs. Glass half full, am I right? Totally, yeah. Listen to this one,

vomiting bug came on during my 40th birthday party and we only had one bathroom. Oh. Friends sat with me while I had head over the bucket. No, everyone go home. That reminds me. If the birthday girl has gastro, 40th is over.

Go home. That reminds me of the scene from bridesmaids where they all get food, And then they're using the bathroom and one's in the sink and ones in the toilet. And someone's like, I just got to get off of this white carpet. Oh, you're doing it. You're doing it. You're shitting in the street.

It's happening. It's happening. Go around. Go around. So good. Thanks for your messages, everybody. And all of our best to Megan Stallion once again. Yes.

Absolutely. We'll play What's the Plot next? Brian Clint's. It's Z.M.'s Brie and Clint podcast. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic, not really,

but picking a movie title based on just the plot line that she can do. Brean Clince, what's the plot? This is our movie guessing game where if you can guess two movies right, First, today you'll win a hundred dollars cash. The person you have to beat, she is a movie savant, and her name is Bree. Hi, Bree.

Good day, mate. And our competitor today, well, he's just Ken. Welcome to the show, Ken. Hi, Ken. Hey, how are you? Ken, you ever played What's the Plot before? Nope. Nah, never given her to go in the car?

I tried. Yeah. Yeah. How have you gone in the past, Ken? Depends on your topic. Okay, fair enough. All right, well, let's get to our topic then. This week was 10 years since the release of Hunt for the Wilder People.

They even got the original cast back together for a special screening. It's back in cinemas. Hunt for the Wilder People stars of 13-year-old Julian Denison. And much like that film, these films all have a child star in them. Oh, okay. That's a cool topic. You got me, Ken? All right.

Here we go. Buzzers are your names. Don't wait for me to finish the plot line before you give it a go. Just get in there. Movie number one. While exploring an old mansion, two siblings. Brie. Jumji.

Jeez. That's correct. You seen Jumungi, Ken? I have. Yeah. The original's fantastic. I don't mind the reboots either. The reboot's not bad.

The Kevin Hart and the Rock one, not bad. Can't beat Robin Williams, but the new one's not bad, I agree. All right. Movie plotline number two. A rich, child-free and irresponsible Londoner is in his 30s and is in search of available women. In an attempt to meet new women, he invents an imaginary son and starts attending single-parent meetings.

As a result of one of his left. He meets an odd 12-year-old boy with problems at school. Bree? About a boy? About a boy is correct. And that's the game. That's the down trow. Sorry, Ken.

Are you too good? Were you hoping for Barbie? Totally. You would have got that one. Ken, we send you home with 50 consolation chicken dollars. Thanks to our friends at KFC. Awesome. Thank you.

No worries. No worries. $150 next week. And we'll be playing what's the plot in the morning next week

as we cover the Fletch, Wooden and Haley show, Bree. So you'll have to switch your movie brain on at the opposite

end of the day. In the past, it has not boated well for me. So could be a chance for someone to pick up that money.

A ZM's Breinclin podcast. If you've listened to our show over the years, you would know that we are the leading show

for aviation and maritime time-based news, Clint. Indeed we are. And today I've got some hot fire aviation news. What is happening in the world of the skies? Well, I'll tell you. Can I guess, is it anything to do with the Artemis 2 rocket that got launched today?

Oh, that would be good, but I would consider that more space news. They're saying it's the first lunar, true that is space news, another pillar of the Breying Clint show. They coined that the first lunar mission in five decades, but they're not landing on the moon. They're just going around the moon. Yeah, so can you call it that? I guess so. I mean, it's closer to the moon than I've ever been, but still.

Me too. Go and land on the moon. Yeah. I want them to go and see if that flag is still there. If you guys really did it all those years ago, shouldn't be that hard. You've done the maths on it. You know my dad told me this morning because we were talking about that, that apparently when they did land on the moon all those years ago,

the astronauts had the same technology in the spacecraft as, an Atari game. Oh, really? Apparently. Yeah. Apparently so. So again, this is your dad's way of saying, did they really land on the moon?

Yeah, I think so. Your dad's a big tinfoil hat guy, eh? Yeah, huge. That's why he lives in the country. But this is not space news. This is aviation-based news. And this story comes from a major South American airline.

And according to reports, On March 11th, there was a flight that was going from Bogota, Colombia to Madrid, Spain. And there was a passenger on the board by the name Jefferson Kosio, who was a Colombian content creator with over 12.5 million Instagram followers. Wow. And he decided that he would play a prank on all the other passengers on board. And he triggered a fart machine that produced realistic, flatulent noises. and odors.

Yeah, okay. The airline, they released a statement saying that they reject any behaviour that jeopardises the safety of its operations and compromises the onboard experience for customers.

According to reports, Clint, there was at least one female traveller and this is from the article and I quote, who was said to be deeply offended by the smelly stunt. Yeah, I'm sure there was. It's crazy because when I read this story

I was like, okay, I would love to hear some audio from that flight because you know how people always get out their phones and they record footage. Oh, I thought you meant like the black box data. Oh, that too. That too. Well, I managed to find some audio from the actual flight where this content creator was letting go fake farts.

Do you want to hear it? Absolutely. Okay, I believe we've got the audio here. This is from the flight. Here we go. Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We are currently traveling at approximately 850 kilometres per hour. We are currently experiencing some turbulence.

Hoping mechanism just pulled down us today. Wow, that's a brilliant, that audio, it's a brilliant Clint exclusive. You will not find that anywhere. No one else has that. I got off. I got that from the dark web. That's South American pilot. She sounds really familiar. Yeah, she does.

She's got a really familiar twang to her voice. I just can't quite place it. Neither. Anyway, that's all from us here at the Breanclin Show, Martiwa. Play Z&M's Breinclin. I said I've had a professional typo, Bree, a bit of a professional whoopsie and an email that I sent today. What have you done now?

It only looks bad on me. You know why this always happens to you? Yeah. Because you type with two fingers. I do type with two fingers. And I also do that thing where as soon as I've finished, I don't proofread the email. I just go control enter.

Oh, same. And it sends it, automatically sends it because I like to get the email out. I like to get it written and I like to get it out. Boom. Get it out. Get it out of here. But for some reason, I did look again today because I was like, wait, did I write what I think I just wrote? And so I went to my outbox on my Gmail

And I read this, Brie, which is the end of an email that I wrote to my mortgage broker, okay? The person who looks after the mortgage for our house If you needed me to mansplain what a mortgage broker does. Me not know what mortgage broker is, Glintz. See, a mortgage is a loan that a bank issues you to purchase. Oh, okay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is the last line of the email. Thanks for this. Please come back to me when you have more information. All the best. C-L-I-T. Oh, is your, just a question, is your mortgage broker a man or a woman?

It's a woman. Well, it's the person I was dealing with is a woman. Okay. But your mortgage broker, man or a woman? The mortgage broker himself is a man. Yeah, well, he's probably never going to find you again now. The email will not find him. It's longer now.

You'll never hear from him again. All the best, C-L-I-T Roberts. Ella, our producer, actually bought one of these to the table today, and it's kind of a verbal typo. This one, isn't it, Ella? This is someone in the new Hunger Games film giving a speech? Yes, it's Joseph. I'm trying to remember his last name,

but he's winning an award, doing his speech, and he does a little blunder. I'd also like to thank my agency, RGM, mainly my agent there, Trent Baker, for helping me make everything happen and from rooting me, rooting for... Oh, no. Yeah, yeah. Thanks, sir.

Did he? Did he? Did he? Because he could have. He could have. That could have been a Freudian slit that one. My manager, though. I saw randomly I saw another one come up on my Instagram today where someone posted that they shared you know you do that green screen thing

where you're like hovering over a screenshot and they were showing the email they sent to their dentist and they meant to say to their dentist hi sorry I'm afraid I won't be able to make my appointment coming up but they hit send too early and it just said hi

sorry I'm afraid sorry I'm afraid I will not be coming in Sorry, I'm afraid. There's one that literally just happened because I'm broadcasting from Ozzie at the moment. And the morning show here, one of the presenters went, I think, I believe she went to say the word colorful. Okay. And she kind of stuttered a little bit and it sounded like a very naughty C word instead of colorful.

Oh, my God. How do you get, oh, wow. So she kind of, yeah. I'm not going to, I'm not even going to try and do it. No, the word which my name Clint can also resemble. Yeah. The other rude word that my name can resemble. And the look on her face.

How do you get to that from colourful? Yeah, I think that's the word she was trying to say. Yeah. I know how you get there from country, and I've heard plenty of newsreader stumble on country before. Yes, true. That's quite an easy one to stumble over, isn't it? We want to ask people this afternoon,

what was your professional typo? Could have been verbal, could have been in an email, could have been in a text, but what it was was in the wrong situation. You shouldn't have been saying this to your mortgage broker, to your dentist, to a live audience. But you did, and you just, you know, you just deal with the consequences. It's just what your life is now. Mistakes happen. Maybe you've got a new nickname like me with my mortgage broker. I've been calling you that for years.

ZDM's Brie and Clint podcast. We're talking professional typos after I accidentally signed off an email to my mortgage broker today with my name spelled C-L-I-T. Weird. He's trying to get back in touch with you. Can't find you. Can't locate me. It's looking and looking and looking. So we asked professional typos, professional whoopsies.

You referenced an Australian newsreader who's in the newsreed. today for a bit of a whoopsie breed. And we've actually found the audio of it. Oh, great. We have. Let's all listen and deliberate. So our producer Claudia believes that it's broadcastable because she doesn't, she doesn't believe that she puts the tea on the end of the word.

Okay? All right. So she says that it's broadcastable without a sensor on it. And we're going to take Claudia's word for it. This is, this is the audio. Brown, white and even pink. They're all types of noises, which are meant to help you sleep. but now another colour is entering the chat.

Indeed. Green noise. I don't know, Claudia. I don't know about that. It was just the first part of the word. She didn't finish the word. I stand by it. I stand by it.

I just want to distance myself from that audio. You approved it too. You said it was fine. Claudia's ready to hear the panic in her voice. No, I was very calm about this. They give us the five bad words each year And that's definitely one of them That's not one of them

The one with the tea on the end is one of them So, this is a stiver a word I won't repeat it here That could be Claudea Good point Gloria That could be Claudia's professional typo We want to know what yours was Anonymous Good afternoon

Hi Anonymous Is that mate? That's you, yeah, what was it? Hello So I was talking to a group of teenagers And we were celebrating Pride Week Okay And we were raising their flag, and I was trying to encourage them to go outside.

And I accidentally said, guys, go outside and watch the raising of the, and I said a word that rhymes with the flag, but doesn't have an all in it. Doesn't have the eleanor, yeah. And you were celebrating pride? Yeah. The kids were like, oh, that's a beauty. The kids were like, get him off the flagpole. He's been through enough.

They were honestly just, like, absolutely roasting me the rest of the day. Holy smokes Anonymous. The Pride Fair. Did you have it on the brain, obviously? I don't know what was going on. You did Anonymous. You're like, don't say it, don't say it, don't say it, don't say it. Oh, I've said it.

I've said it. Oh, no. Buddy, because it's not ever a word I would say. No, of course. No, of course not anonymous. We believe it. You don't have to convince us. You have to convince the vulnerable teenagers that you set it in front of.

Listen to us, Anonymous. We don't need the poof. I mean the proof. The proof. Okay? Sorry. It was on the brain. Don't say it.

Don't say, don't say. You're a gay caller. You were a great caller, anonymous. Thank you. Someone said my friend as a teacher. He was teaching a special education class. He needed to email a family to tell them that their child's recent achievements in swimming were excellent.

He sent the email and he realized in the sign-off, instead of writing regards, he had replaced the G with a T. Oh. Oh, that's bad. Oh. That's so bad. Oh. That's worse than the Pride fag.

That is. That is rough. That is real rough. Someone said my phone one time auto-corrected cockroaches to anal roaches. How? How on earth? What have you been writing? What does your phone know about you?

Yeah. Yeah, why is it correcting it to that automatically? It's like when someone says their Discover page on their Instagram isn't the stuff that they're interested in. You did that and you did that with your auto-correct too. Yeah. I mailed a very conservative client regarding the color scheme for his apartment. I typed off shit instead of off-white.

We could do the bathroom in, off shit. Oh, that's so good. My son spilt phanta on his jeans and then started referring to them as his phantom pants. He is not red-headed. That's good. I like that.

That's very good. Oh, this one brings back memories. It says, Brie and Clint, some 35 years ago, we were on a road trip, myself and three mates. One other guy, one other guy and two girls who was sitting in the back seat. The car was pretty small, so at some point I intended to say, just get out, just yell out if you want to stretch your legs. What I said was just yell out if you want to get out and spread your legs.

That takes me back. It's a Chris Hipkins. To a Chris Hipkins. That's the Chris Hipkins from COVID, isn't it? Get outside and spread your legs. It surely is. In uni, I group text the whole project group, four males, that I had some boobs they could reference for their parts,

when in fact I had books that they could reference. I bet the four university-aged males that received that text from their female co-student were very mature about that, and none of them asked to see the boobs that you were referencing. I bet they were very disappointed when they found out it was books and not boobs. I've been invited to a pubic meeting instead of a public meeting. Someone said I emailed a guy about a pool ladder on Trade Me, but I forgot to ask but I forgot and

texted poo ladder instead. Pooh ladder. I once thought I was messaging my friends with benefits named Natasha. I was inviting her over for a very rude, very explicit activity. Little did I know above her name in my contact list

next to Natasha was Nana and I pressed her name instead. Oh no. Oh no. No. God, Nana would have got the fright of her life that day. This one is genius. It said, I meant to write to a client for interiors,

1.5 metre diameter disc-shaped pendants, but it auto-corrected to 1.5-meter diameter dick-shaped pendants. There's some big dick-shaped pendants. Yeah, it's got big energy, that one. I sent a memo to my co-workers about 20 years ago, telling them about drinks and nipples after work. instead of drinks and nibbles. Safe to say it was joked about for years to come.

Yeah, drinks and nipples sounds lovely after work, actually. Very good. Someone said we have a distribution centre in Hornby. I accidentally emailed our entire team saying horny instead. I was waiting tables when I was younger, and we had duck liver pat-A on the specials menu. I was nervous, and I was reading it to a table, and I said Dick lover patte instead.

It's crazy how much just one or two letters can change the whole situation. Especially when you're nervous and you're like, don't say Dick Licker Patee. Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it. Oh, you've said it. Like this one. I once said blow jobs instead of Joe blogs in a work training session. Just your average blow jobs?

That's very good. Oh, good. All right, thanks guys. It is Brinclent. It is the last birthday banger before the long weekend. So let's get to it. The number one songs, when you guys turn 16, will play our favourite. Chris is up first.

Kura, Chris. Hi, Chris. How's it going? Good, mate. What are you up to for the long, long weekend? Nothing, just chillaxon. Yeah. Chillaxon.

We love to hear it. Hey, what's your... Most people are doing nothing. with these fuel prices, to be honest. Everyone's having a staycation. Not many boats going out on the water. No. No.

What is your birthday, Chris? 23rd November 1993. All right, that means you were 16 in 2009. And on your 16th birthday, this was at the top. A bit of a millennial banger. Chris, Firefly. Is Al-City, are you into it? No, it definitely brings back some memories.

Brings back some memories, yeah. Okay, wait there, let's go to Rafi, who's going to do Mum's Birthday Banger. Hi, Raffy. Hi, Raffy. Hi. How old are you, Raffy? I'm 10 years old. You're 10 years old.

Great. Okay, well, let's do your mum's birthday banger. What's mum's birthday? 29th January every 16. You crush that. That means mum was 16. in 1984. And on her 16th birthday, this was number one.

Billy Joel, Uptown Girl. Banga. Do you like it, Raffi? Yes. It's a good song. It's a great one. Okay, wait there. We're going to do one more for Jordan.

Hi, Jordan. Hi, Jordan. Hello. You doing much for the long, long weekend? We're just on our way to the beach, actually. Which beach you're going to? Whyatahi? Where's that?

Just out of a porticking. Oh, nice. Okay, lovely. My nine-year-old's here is desperate for me to say, long-time listener, first-time call us. Good way. It's often hard to get that one in there, especially on birthday banger, but you did it,

so well done. Good to have you on the show, Jordan. Thank you. What's your nine-year-old's name? Yeah, what's your son's name? Theo. Theo. Theo.

Thank you for making mum call through and say that, Theo. We appreciate you, mate. Jordan, what's your birthday? The 17th of the 2nd of February, 1988. All right, that means you were 16, Jordan, in 2004. And our calculations have said this is your birthday bangers. Oh, my God, it's a Sing Star classic. Got to be happy with that, Jordan.

Yeah, it definitely reminds me of some garage parties. Yes. Oh, yeah. This is in a category of songs with, um, Colby Kalee Bubbly and What were the other big sing-star songs? Oh, that weird 99 red balloons song. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, that was big. It was huge. Okay, we've got to decide between Jamelia, Billy Joel and Al City. I vote Jamelia. Me too. Do you? Yep.

Jordan and Theo. It's settled Jordan and Theo. Enjoy the beach. You've just won birthday banger. Awesome. Thank you. You're welcome. Welcome.

Brian Clint from the year 2004. Here's a birthday banger from Jamelia on ZM. ZM's Brian and Clint. Jamelia and Superstar on ZM with Brian Clint. It is a birthday banger from Jordan. It was number one in 2004, which means it's a 22-year-old banger. Well-seasoned. Yep.

Stans the test of time, that song, I reckon. Next on the show, Bree wants to have a conversation about adult Easter chocolate. There's been a conversation going down in my family household this week, Clint, about Easter eggs. And because obviously the Easter Bunny doesn't deliver to adults from a certain age. Yeah. You know, there's a cut off because the Easter Bunny very, very busy on Easter. I think it's 18. I think it's 18 that Easter Bunny stops delivering for grown-ups.

I believe it is. So I have put forward to my mum that she needs to step up and buy me some Easter chocolate. Okay, yeah. Yeah, and I just want to have a conversation about it next, how, you know, adults want Easter chocolate too. Okay. If you have opinions on what you think the best adult Easter chocolate is, you can text that to us on 9-6-96.

We might be able to review the list next. I don't like this. Brian Clint's show feels like a meeting that could have been an email. The roast of Brean Clint. ZM's Brean Clint podcast. And that's the end of the Brian Clint show for a short week before we come back to do another short week only in the morning. It's upside down. It's upside down world next week on ZDM, isn't it?

It sure is those early mornings. But then, I mean, you start early, finish early. That's, yeah, absolutely. That's how it's how it's. I don't know. I've got nothing left, mate. I am already into my long, long weekend. You're not going to get one more good thing out of me today.

The thing about doing radio in the morning is that you eat breakfast instead of afternoon tea. You got it, Clint. You got it. My brain's elsewhere. Enjoy your long, long weekend, which technically is a long, long, long weekend because you also get an extra hour for daylight savings as well. Oh, true. Do we get the hour back this time? Yes, you do.

It's the compensation for it being dark so early as you get a free hour. It's technically an extra hour of sleep. What a bloody ripper. That's awesome news. Have an excellent Easter, everybody. Bree, have a safe flight back to New Zealand, and we'll catch you guys back next week on the Bree and Clint show in the morning. We'll see you then when the sun is rising, not setting.

The thing is you start early. You finish early, yeah. See, I knew you'd catch on. Let's Bree and Clint. Play ZM's Brian Clint. Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from three on ZM.