ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 2nd August 2021

Episode Date: August 2, 2021

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Listen up kids, this is how we do, it's a Bree and Clint podcast coming straight to you Then you pick up the rap and keep going No, no, no, no, cop out with the beatboxing again No, rap I just hyperventilated actually Oh no No, rap. I just hyperventilated, actually. Oh, no. I'm Brother Clint, and I'm here to say I'm past the mic over Ben's way.

Don't do it, Ben. You'll sound like that. I can't even rhyme. But I feel bad because now I'm the one that's also left him in there. Fuck it. I can't think of a rhyme. Rapping is great. I love it so much.

I'll hand the mic To the one that's Dutch No one's rapping with me today It makes me feel shit Pass that Dutch Pass that Dutch Pass that Dutch How's that song go?

The Missy Ellis song Pass the Kavossier I know that's a different song Pass that Dutch Pop that Pop that Wiggle that fat Don't stop

Get until your clothes get wet Pass that Dutch Pass that Dutch Pass that song. Pass that Dutch. Pop that, pop that, wiggle that fat. Don't stop, get in till your clothes get wet. Pass that Dutch, pass that Dutch, pass that, pass that, pass that Dutch. Welcome back to White Bangers. On your mix of 2006 bangers. Hooty-hoo! Hooty-hoo! That's great. Oh, daddy. Oh, Daddy. Oh, Daddy.

Pass that Dutch. Oh, is that an actual song? Yeah, it's Missy Elliott. Do you think he made that up? I don't know. If you thought I made that up, then I am good. Yeah, that's true's true actually That is true Right now in the studio we are swimming in snacks

We'll find out why later but there are Pringles, sausage rolls, nippies, ice chocolates There's chocolate covered nuts There's just too much It's all over the show You can't talk about chocolate covered nuts on the radio We did it all last week We did a paid promotion for chocolate-covered nuts.

Steaks, bonk. Well, we should talk about it. I'm still trying to get that one idea over the line, but no one will buy it. The bean one? Yeah. The idea, the game's called. As soon as you say it, anyone else can take it.

Well, I mean. No, once you say it, you've copyrighted it. Yeah, it's copyrighted and they'll know we can go back to this podcast. Don't worry, no one's taking this idea. Are you sure? No one's taking this idea. I reckon it's a good idea too. I want to play a game where we do a promo where a listener calls up.

So say Sarah calls up and we've got like a... What are those things called where you throw the things down the table and it's like a sandy table? Shuffleboard. A shuffleboard. It's kind of like a miniature shuffleboard in the studio but we've got like beans on one end and then like a target

up the other end and instead of throwing it you have to flick the bean up. Weirdly no businesses have come on board with this idea yet. I feel I could take off. We've asked the McCain's Bean Company. We should ask Heinz. We've asked the McCain's Bean Company. Yeah. We should ask Heinz.

We've asked Heinz, Watties. They said no. Actually, they said fuck no. So if they're listening to this, this is our work. Listener calls up, Sarah calls up, and we go, Sarah, welcome to the show. We've got heaps of money to win. Who do you want to pick to flick their bean?

Is it me? Is it Clint? No, no, no. I'll take you back to the genesis of this idea. You said you would get girls from around the office to come in and you pick different girls and you ask which girl you would like to flick the bean.

Yeah, pick your player and then someone... I didn't make up that idea by the way. It's not my idea. You know who's going to steal this? Someone from Kyle and Jackie O and they're going to make a million dollars off of it. I don't think the bean companies have that much money. who's going to steal this? Someone from Kyle and Jackie O and they're going to make a million dollars off of it. Well, I owe you something. I don't think the bean companies have that much money.

Who said it has to be a bean company? Maybe it'll be fucking Jack and his bean store. It could be Flick Electrical. Could be! Flick Electrical. They've got the money. Who else? It could be Schmeichers and Schreem. Schmeichers and Schreem, the adult toy store.

You're taking down a road that I didn't want to take down. What about one of New Zealand's leading accounting firms, aka bean counters? Perfect. Perfect. Sign them up. What about a coffee company? Oh, and we use their coffee beans.

What about the actual jack And beanstalk Perfect They've got heaps of money They do, he's rich He's got the golden goose Isn't there a golden goose I think a coffee

Coffee company is probably the front runner We use their beans We can say which bean would you like us to flick? Is it the dark roasted? Is it the Arabica? Is it the Arabica? Is it the, what else, the beans are there? Chocolate covered? Don't let us know. They'll be all kinds.

I'd love to hear people who listen to this podcast feedback on that idea. Would you like to hear that? Would you like... No, I'm not going to say it. What? What are you going to say? No, I'm not going to say it. What? What are you going to say? I was going to make a Brie flicking the bean joke. That's the point of the game.

What would we call it? Flick the bean. You'd have to, yeah. Flick the bean to win the green. Oh! We've got the name! If only all money in New Zealand was green. Yeah, true.

We could just give away 20s. Yeah, 20 increments. To be honest, let's not get bogged down in the detail. Just run with it. That idea I've had floating around for what, how long? Four years? No one's taken it. It's alright. Ben tells us

every client meeting he goes to That he pitches it to them And they just Every time he goes in there They call him the beanman Yeah They go What's the good idea

And what's the big dream idea That you've got You know If we had all the money in the world What would we And I'm like Oh shit Beanman's back

I've started spelling his emails His name in emails Not Ben Bean Oh yeah If Kyle and Jackie O could do a segment called What's in Jackie's Mouth, surely

Bean McDowell Are you liking that joke about yourself? You know what I find the funniest is that Clint right at the start of this show spilt stuff all down the front of his jacket. Why didn't anybody fucking Clint, right at the start of the show, spilt stuff all down the front of his jacket. I know. And he hasn't noticed that. Why didn't anybody fucking tell me?

I've just noticed it. Oh, have you just noticed? Oh, right. It looks like you've shit yourself on the front of the jacket. What do you reckon that was from? Do you reckon that was from the cookie time? It looks our way. It's from chocolate.

No, you wouldn't notice that. You've been to the bathroom. That's the stain you got last year, Clint. I see it every time you get to work. This is my favourite jacket at the moment. Oh, my God. Imagine if Maggie's shit is, like, smacked up onto your shirt. Actually, that's one of those popular jackets at the moment.

It's called a shacket. Oh, you smelt it. You smelt it. Just to make sure, didn't you? What is it? Is it shit? Oh, please be shit. That shacket joke was very good.

Yeah, it was. That was two in a row from you, Anastasia. You should stop. Fuck, yeah. You should go home. Knowing my history, it's always after two in a row that they just drop off. Yeah, it's chocolate. All right, well, thank God.

Are you sure? I'm 100% sure. I'm still licking it. It's chocolate. No, we've moved on from the bean, England. Lick the bean. England. Lick the... No. Stop it, too.

Always fucking stop it, too. That might have to be taken out of the podcast, that one. Yeah, that was too far. Did Anastasia just get us cancelled? Fuck. Why? Why does that have to be taken out? Why is that such an issue?

There's something wrong. But flicking the bean is good to go. I feel like we need to normalise licking beans. Yeah, you know what? I'm going to say that was three from three. I will stand up and I will say we will do more licking bean content on here.

I'm really stressed out about this now. Well, because maybe the girls could flick the bean and the boys, you could be like, do you want a girl to flick the bean or a boy to lick the bean. Maybe we can make the boy version and call it jerk the turkey. That's not a term.

Slap the sausage. Slap the sausage. And you know what they have to do? They have to throw a sausage at a wall that's sticky and they have to to what if you get a tiny what if it's a tiny little goal and we have to fire the sausage into the goal yeah that's true yeah i get that yeah sausage goes yeah oh right got it got it right oh that's good shit, team. Oh, shit. Yeah, lots of good ideas here.

If any clients are listening, email bmcdell at nzme.co.nz. What are some other ideas that haven't gotten over the line? That time you wanted to send yourself as a parcel from the top of the catcher. I wanted to travel inside a cardboard box from the bottom of the ceiling. It was a promo for a courier company, and she wasn't joking. And I was like, this is, you will hate this. The day that it comes for you to get packed into the box. No, but you know what? When I look back on my life, what are you going to remember?

The time you died in a cardboard box in the back of a courier van. You're not going to remember the generic thing, the same old stuff. I want to do the stuff where I'm like, I can't believe I fucking did that. That's so stupid. Yeah, there are probably lots of things. And I'll probably hate every minute of it at the time, but I'll look back and I'll be like, I can't believe I did that. Brie, you can't say no.

It's a good time. What? No, I'm not going to say it. No, go say it. No, you said you were talking about how you would hate every minute being inside a box, but I didn't want to make the bad joke. You should have stopped.

Can someone tell me to go home? Go home. Thanks, guys. Go home. Good show, team. Good show, team. Good brainstorm. We've got to go.

I've got chocolate on my jacket. Anastasia, all the videos. Shit, stop the podcast intro. All the videos today, I have bloody chocolate on my shirt. Oh, no. Some of your shirt's on my jacket. Anastasia, all the videos Shit! Stop the podcast intro! All the videos today I have bloody chocolate on my shirt. Oh no. It's not on your shirt, it's on your jacket. You didn't even notice it until I told you. Yeah, I know. Isn't that true? Ignorance is bliss.

Shouldn't have told you. Have a great night and podcast everyone. See you later. Bye. Hey Google, what's the time? It's 3pm, give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey Google, what's the time? It's 3pm, give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey Siri, when are Brie and Clint on?

Brie and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. G'day everybody, welcome to the show. Happy Monday, it's Brie and Clint. Happy Monday everyone. A little bit tired today, I'm not going to lie. I stayed up till 1.30 last night. Probably my favourite night of watching the Olympic Games last night. It was pretty addictive at the moment, eh?

It was. First of all, I started off watching the high jump and I was glued on that because I used to do high jump for a long, long time. And so I was glued on that and I was like, this is incredible. And then in amongst the high jump for a long, long time. And so I was glued on that and I was like, this is incredible. And then in amongst the high jump final was the women's triple jump final where a world record was broken. The men's semifinals of the 100 metre sprint was going on

and then the final happened. It was all go last night. For the record, New Zealand is currently 12th on the medal table ahead of the Czech Republic. Suck on that, Czech Republic. Yeah, such a rivalry with those Czech Republic. Oh, they're our enemies. Oh, the Czech Republic has been us head to head with them for ages.

Just to give it some perspective, we're ahead of Canada. Canada's 14th. Oh, really? Yeah. So we're ahead of Brazil. We're ahead of Slovenia. We're ahead of Qatar. We're ahead of Slovenia. We're ahead of Qatar. I could go on, mate.

But don't ask me about China, United States, Australia or Japan because we're not ahead of them. Yeah. I mean, the Japanese are having an amazing Olympic Games and I'm so glad for them too because it is obviously being held in Japan. It's a very weird time. It's awesome to see them doing so well in a home Olympics.

They've got to have some kind of festival after COVID is finished in these stadiums that they built for the Olympics where they just celebrate their athletes and go, hey, cool, do some more. You won some medals? Go and show us your sport thingy. We didn't get to watch it when the Olympics were on. Go and do your sport thingy. We'll watch now. Just watching and for anyone who sat there

and watched the men's 100 metre final, and it was the same for the women's 100 metre final, which was incredible as well. Three Jamaicans, first, second and third. So talented, that country. But the effort and the technology that went in to the 100 metre men's final and the women's final, they completely black out the whole stadium.

Then they've got like a projector that's projecting down onto the actual 100 metre track, 100m men's final and the women's final. They completely black out the whole stadium. Then they've got like a projector that's projecting down onto the actual 100m track and they're like making it look like it's moving and they're putting like pictures all over. It's incredible. Classic Japanese, eh? So cool. That's awesome. There's lots more Olympics going on too. Lisa Carrington just won her heat in the kayaking as well.

So more medals to come, hopefully. We'll cover some of that in the show today. But next, we're going to talk tradie versus lady. Your chance to win $50 cash thanks to our mates at KFC. If you want to play, call now 0800 DIAL ZM and maybe you'll take out the first game of tradie versus lady for the week. Bree and Clint, here's Netsguy and Becky Hill.

Hold on on ZM. Bree and Clint. Time for trad on ZM. Bree and Clint. Time for Tradie vs. Lady. Bree and Clint. Tradie vs. Lady. All right, a new week. The Tradies vs. The Ladies. So far, The Ladies sitting on 65 wins for the year.

The Tradies on 54. They're sticking with it, The Tradies. They haven't slipped any further back in the last couple of weeks, but they haven't taken the lead either. Let's meet our lady first. She's 25. She's from the dirty south, Invercargill, and she grates carrots for a living.

Welcome to the show, Nicole. Explain to us, Nicole. Pardon? Explain to us. You grate carrots for a living. Grade, not grate. Oh, grade. That for a living. Grade, not great. Oh, grade. That makes a lot more sense.

The producers have put you down as someone who grates carrots. You know, Nicole, I used to do that exact same job, but for apples and also tossed salad. True story. Tossed salad. You know those pre-mixed bags of salad I used to literally scoop And put into the bag

We get it, you used to toss salad for a living Yeah, no, still do You do it for free now Our tradies today is from the Garden City He's 37, so he has age on his side And he can pick his nose With his tongue Welcome to the show, Matt

Hey Matt, I was about to say You're old and wise, but you nose with his tongue. Welcome to the show, Matt. And maturity, obviously, Matt. Hey, Matt, I was about to say you're old and wise but you're a nose-tongue picker. Prove it, Matt. I didn't say I'd do it. I can, though. Speaking of tossing salads, let's move on. Alright, here we go. Question number one. The rules are, Nicole, your buzzer is

lady. Matt, your buzzer is tradie. Buzz in when you know the answer. Question number one. Last night was the 100m men's final at the Olympics. What country was... Tradie. Matt, your buzzer is tradie. Buzz in when you know the answer. Question number one. Last night was the 100 metre men's final at the Olympics. What country was... Tradie. Yes, Matt. Italy. That is correct. Took it out from

absolutely nowhere. Pretty much unheard of guy. It was incredible. Question number two. One to the tradies. New Zealand won gold in the women's rugby on Saturday. What is the official name of the New Zealand women's... Tradie. Yes, Matt. Blackfern. Nice

work, Maddie. You're two from two. Come on, Nicole. Here we go. This one's for you. Question number three. What is the slogan for the chips in a can known as Pringles? Trudy Trudy. Yes, Matt. for the win. Popping.

Can't stop it. I think you were close, Nicole. You want to guess? Can you say the question again? What is the slogan for the chips in a can known as Pringles? I don't know what the slogan is. Once you pop, you can't stop. I like Matt's one.

Popping, you can't stop it. All right, still two to the tradies. Question number four. You could take it here again, Matt. According to the latest political poll, David Seymour is a more popular choice. Was that you, Matt? I just went, oh.

Yeah, sorry. He's a more popular choice for Prime Minister than Judith Collins, even after what he wore on Dancing with the Stars. Name a female Prime Minister of New Zealand other than Jacinda Ardern. Matt. Lady. Oh, Helen Clark. You've done it.

Oh, he's a wonderful man. You had a bloody ripping game, Matt. $50 coming your way. Oh, good. Thanks very much. No worries ripping game, Matt. $50 coming your way. Oh, good. Thanks very much. No worries. Sorry, Nicole. Back to grating those carrots, I guess.

I feel inspired lately watching the Olympics. I have always been such a massive sport person. It was a part of my life from when I was literally four years old. I played every sport under the sun. I came from a very small country town. The only thing to do was to play a lot of sport and I adored it. That or burnouts. Yeah, we did those as well.

Don't worry about that. Jeez, what an all-rounder. Now bush basher on the farm. Don't you worry about that. But I don't know if you know this about me, but I was a state high jump and long jump champion. No, we know. I don't talk about it often, obviously,

because I'm very modest about it. And I don't like to toot my own horn. But this girl I went to high school with, I don't think we've talked probably over 10 years, have not talked to each other. But you know those people where obviously you follow people on Facebook and you keep up to date with people's lives so you feel like you've spoken to them.

Yeah. But just haven't talked in 10 years. Totally. She messages me out of the blue last week and she goes, I've got sons who are about to compete in some of the athletics tournaments coming up who are about 9, 10 years old. She goes, I got the program the other day and you still have records in here from over 20 years ago.

Who is this person? Can we stop getting her to feed you information like this? And I said, stop it. Send me it. I'd love to see it. Can someone please break that record? So there's not just one, there's multiple. I've got the record for the long jump, high jump, 10 years girls.

That's a 22-year-old record. And then I've got the record for the high jump, 11 years girls. Obviously fell off the long jump bandwagon. That's a 20- You went up instead of out. Yeah, 21-year-old record. And then for the 12 years, I've got the long jump, high jump, and the shot put record, which is a 20-year-old record still.

And then that there, you can actually see the point where you peaked. Yeah. Like right there, age 13. That was it. That's the end of the record. But at least it is still, you know, obviously right there in black and white. You can't take it away. Well, someone can take it away.

Someone can take it away. But obviously they haven't been able to in 21 years. Look, I'm giving you a hard time, but I know how it feels to be a champion because I too still hold a record. Undefeated to this day, the Bay of Plenty yo-yo champion. Competed, won the competition,

hung up my yo-yo straight away. Never defeated. Not once have I ever had that record taken off me. There's my records and yours exactly the same. Yep, exactly the same. I mean, sure, they never held another yo-yo championships after I won it. But, I mean, that's not my fault. And is it a real sport?

I don't know. That's for other people to decide. Oh, long jump counts, mate. I want to ask people because – and people, you might take the piss out of me but this was a big part of my life and I worked really hard and as a country kid to go to the state

whatever everyone else is wearing all the gear and the spikes I ran in barefoot it was a big part of my life and this is kind of cool like especially because the Olympics are on

I'm like ooh I've got records I want to know there'd be people listening right now who you've got records and you're proud of them and you're like, even though you might not be able to do anything physical today, you still have that record. You've still got something you're hanging on to. You look back and you go, at one time, I actually could do something. You've got a punishing trophy that's been sitting on the mantelpiece for 25 years and you plan to hand it down to your children one day.

Well, here's your chance to hop atop that podium one more time. Come on. Come and have a brag. What record do you still have? How old is it? What sport is it in? 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. Bree and Clint.

We want to know about your records. Do you have any long-standing records that no one's been able to beat because you were just too damn good? Doesn't matter if you knee high to a grasshopper. Doesn't matter if you were three years old. If you've got a record and it stands, we want to hear about it this afternoon. Ashley's caught up. Hi, Ash.

Hey, Ash. Hi. I believe it's your dad's record that stood for a long time. Yeah, yeah. He had some swimming records that are like high school swimming sports. Wait, so Ash, you went to the same school as your dad? Yes. And so when you were at the swimming carnival,

you were looking through the book and you were like, there's my dad's record. I think they were talking about it at the swimming sports. I was like, oh, that's my dad. That's so fuzzy. Wait, did you have to find it out at swimming or had your dad told you about it all along? Was he still like, you know, I've actually got a record at that school?

No, he hadn't even mentioned it. Really? At school, yes. Typical us record holders, Ashley, we don't like to talk about, you know, our achievements. That's so cool. So how long had he had the record for? Well, I was in year 13 when it got brought in.

Oh, no. Did you have to go home and break the news to Dad that he wasn't a record holder anymore? I can't actually remember if I told him or not, but I think he might be listening now. Oh, he's just found out. The poor guy. It was his only thing he was hanging on to.

That's good, though. Ash, thank you. Let's go to Nikki. Hi, Nikki. G'day, Nikki. Hi. How are you? Good, thanks.

You've got medals and achievements from when you were five. Yeah, I've got a few of them. I've still got them stacked away, and I've still got all the certificates as well. For what? For what sport? In what? Gymnastics.

Oh, see, that's pretty cool. What was your best apparatus? Floor. I loved the floor. Don't we all? Not the beam. The beam is the most brutal one out of the lot, isn't it? It is horrible.

You have to do like flips and stuff on the beam and it's like only yay wide. They're like, this could actually really hurt, but you should give it a go. So what sort of records are we talking about? What five-year-old award did you win for gymnastics? Well, I got like about a few firsts. I've got, there's silvers there and I've got bronze. Yeah, nice. And I've got a few of them

and they're all stacked away. I just imagine a five-year-old, because I did gymnastics when I was five. I think a lot of kids do, but like most kids are horrible and me and my sister never won any awards. They know pretty early if you're going to be good at gymnastics. They know straight away. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They know straight away. It's a very youth-orientated sport.

They know the good ones from the, let's just say the participants. Let's go to Brandon finally. Brandon, you're a champion. G'day, yeah. I, from about year eight to about year 13, I was undefeated in chess.

Oh, wow. Okay. That's cool, Brandon. And what happened? Did you get into drinking heavily? Well, no. So once I left college, I ended up buying a chess set

where all the pieces were shot glasses. Oh, Brandon. So you did get into drinking. Just a little bit. a chess set where all the pieces were shot glasses. So you did get into drinking. Just a little bit. Can I ask, Brandon, because I watched The Queen's Gambit, one of my favourite shows on Netflix recently. Did you ever take it to a competition where you won money out of it? Like the drinking or the actual just playing chess?

I mean, both, either or. I think that's your answer, to be honest. No, so I never played for money. I just basically, it was just a few inter-school tournaments where a whole bunch of high schools got together and played and I was undefeated in almost every game. There it goes. God, I can imagine what the girls were like over you in high school, Brandon. Oh, well, I can tell you,

being in chess club was not very helpful with the girls. No, really? Bree and Clint. I said before, I've got a Tinder hack for you. Now, it's not appropriate for you, Bree. You're in a relationship. Ben, you're in a relationship. Me, heavily in a relationship.

But producer Anastasia, this could be helpful for you for the Tinders. I'm not on Tinder. Are you not on Tinder? Yeah, the other ones. Strictly Grindr. Right. Are women allowed on Grindr? I think so.

Actually, I have no idea. I've used a couple of my friends before. We've done a group grinding. A group grind. A mass grind. A mass grind where we throw it up on the TV and then we all decide. That's called a bump and grind.

This is a Tinder hack which is going viral on TikTok at the moment and you could try this, Anastasia. Have a listen. I paid for Tinder Plus so I can swipe in the Olympic Village and date an Olympian. So what they've done is paid for the upgrade and then you can set your location and they've just zeroed in on the Olympic Village, 1K radius,

and all they're doing is swiping single Olympians. Game changer. Game changer. I have seen people doing this. Have you seen the one where they actually put up the profiles of all the different athletes that they've got? Oh, yeah, I saw that. Have you seen that? Oh, my gosh. A lot of swimmers and water that they got? Oh, yeah, I saw that. Have you seen that?

Oh, my gosh. A lot of swimmers and water polo players. Oh, that's what you want? That's what you want? Do you remember those Australian swimmers we were watching the other day? Oh, yeah. Wouldn't mind seeing them on Tinder. Tinder Pro, that's all you need.

I've been thinking for you, Anastasia, because the Olympics have only got a few days to go. Yeah. Some other locations we could zero your radius on. Alcatraz. Alcatraz. Yeah, we could do Alcatraz. It's mostly tourists at Alcatraz these days. Is it still open? It's open to tourists. Oh, okay.

And ghosts. You could match with the ghosts. I know the sort of guy you're looking for. What about getting it in time for field days next year? And you could set your radius to field days. Guys, we should just go as a show instead, just go in person.

Great idea. What about R&V? Rhythm and Vines? I'll be there in person. There's a new pro for that. I could go in Northern. Northern Bay? That's an option. I also know what you're looking for, so what if you just set your Tinder radius to just a Ford Ranger dealership

and it's just guys who are buying a new Ford Ranger? That would work. Actually, I've got another good one. The All Blacks game over the weekend. All Blacks game? Well, there's going to be a lot of All Blacks fans. Yeah, so you realise that you're not just going to get players if you put the radius to the stadium.

There might be some Ford Ranger drivers going. Well, I've thought about it. No, there's no Ranger parking at the stadium. How do you know? You don't have a Ranger. Well, this is true. I've thought about this, Anastasia. You need to set your radius to just Crusaders training.

Yeah. So just set it to Crusaders. Do you say yuck? Tell us what you really think. Bree and Clint. No spoilers, but if you're watching Love Island at the moment, oh, my God, how good was last night's episode? It is.

It's good. Oh, my God. No spoilers, no spoilers. Oh, my God. As you would know if you're watching, the boys have been at Casa Amor, this other villa, and then anyway, this isn't about that. I wanted to talk about this piece that happens because the boys have come back into the villa and there's this one couple

in the villa, their names are Liberty and Jake, and they've been apart for about four days. And there's something that Liberty has been doing because she's been missing her boyfriend, Jake. Take a listen. I picked your Lynx Africa from your bears and every day like the girls like lip like you do know there's like women's aftershave don't you i was like yeah but i like this one smells of me yeah do you know what though that in my links. My news, eat mine. I don't wear links.

He's a Links Africa man. Well, he said he's not. Oh, really? He goes, you know what? That ain't my Links Africa. I don't wear Links Africa. Oh, no. So she's been spraying some other guy's Links Africa.

Maybe she just likes Links Africa. But obviously one of the other boys in the villa is wearing Links Africa. And it gave me the thought where I was like, wait a minute. Are people still wearing Lynx Africa? They must be because it's still on the shelves as a shower gel aerosol pack every Christmas. I mean, look, it's an iconic toiletry item if you can have one. That's a signature scent. It is an iconic item and I looked it up.

Did you know it was celebrating 25 years last year? Yeah, right. I don't doubt it. There's a bit of trivia for you. It's one of their highest and best-selling fragrance lines in the last decade. Oh, I bet it outsells that stupid chocolate one they did recently. Oh, that chocolate one, not good.

I'm not a Lynx Africa man anymore. But you were? But I was a Lynx Africa man growing up. What were? But I was a Lynx Africa man growing up. What about you, Producer Ben? Lynx Africa? Yeah. Not anymore, but definitely was, yeah. Yeah.

Roll-on or aerosol? When I had Lynx Africa, it was definitely aerosol. Aerosol, right, yeah. Yeah, that's the only way to go. Do they do it in roll-on? No, they did it in roll-on and a shower gel as well. Producer Anastasia, Lynx Africa, yes or no? Of course not, no.

What about if guys wear it? Are you, like, bald? Relatable. I think I can smell it. Is that a penis? Are you wearing it? I thought I smelled something familiar. Ben wears Lynx Lithuania now.

Ben's more of a Lynx Chad. Anyway, I thought because we've got this radio show, it'd be quite cool to do a bit of an experiment where we can see how many people are still out there wearing Lynx Africa. Yeah, is your boyfriend still rocking a heavy dose of Lynx Africa every day? Do you still buy your partner Lynx Africa for their birthday or for Christmas? Or maybe you're a fully grown man listening to ZM right now, waiting for Olivia Rodrigo to come back on.

And you can admit, you know what? Every morning I get up and I douse myself in my signature scent, Lynx Africa, and it works a charm. Just like the ads say, the ladies come flocking to me. Should we make it a game? Should we have to guess if someone is still rocking Lynx Africa? Yeah, we can do that. Okay, we need five people to call.

Yeah. We need some people. Okay, it doesn't matter. You just need to have to wear, oh, no, you don't even have to wear deodorant if you don't want to. No. We just need five men or women to call. Yes.

That's it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bottom line. Call us and we'll guess whether Lynx Africa is a part of your life in 2021. We're on. It's time to guess whether or not these people wear Lynx Africa still. We're getting so many good Lynx Africa memories come in. And I need to issue a retraction.

I dissed the Lynx chocolate scent and someone texted in and said, Oi, mate, I rock Lynx chocolate. And even though I don't like it, the ladies melt over it when they get a whiff. I bet they do. You go. So let's try and figure out who wears Lynx Africa

and who doesn't. Nick is here. Hi, Nick. G'day, Nick. G'day. G'day. My first question, we each get to ask you a question, then we will decide if you still wear Lynx Africa.

Would you say, have you ever had a mullet? Never. Never had a mullet? Never had a mullet. My question for you, Nick, is are you over the age of 25? By a long way. By a long way. By a long way. So he's older than 25.

Nick does not wear Lynx Africa. I'm going to go he does. Nick, what's the answer? No, I don't. Oh, damn it. I thought I could smell you through the phone, Nick. Nah, grown-ass man there. Let's talk to Connor.

Hi, Connor. G'day, Connor. Hey, guys. Hey, guys. Hey you going? Good, good, good. Okay, questions for Connor. Do you play any sport, Connor? No, not currently. No, no sport. Alright. No sport for Connor.

Connor, do you have any tattoos and if so, how many? Yes, I've got one that goes over my back and links onto my arm. I've got one on my chest and one underneath my arm. So you're quite heavily tattooed. What he's saying is your tattoos links up. Yes.

Okay. Connor does wear Lynx Africa. I'm going to say he does have Lynx Africa as well. You're correct. Yes, Connor. How does it go with the ladies? does have Lynx Africa as well. You're correct. Yes, Connor. How does it go with the ladies? It goes great.

My wife seems to enjoy it. Yeah, right. We've managed to win her over. I was going to say, you've locked down a wife. It can't be too bad. If you can find someone who enjoys the scent, you're on to a winner because, I mean, it's so cheap. It's much cheaper than buying a bottle of CK1, isn't it? Let's get Emily on to play.

Emily, are we playing with you or your partner in this round? Me. Oh, I love this, Emily, because I personally, as a female, love to rock masculine scents. You do not. You enjoy Rick Steiner's sexy bouquet. No, I'm saying my perfumes. I love Spice Bomb by Victor and Rolf.

Check it out, ladies. It'll get you a lot of attention. Emily, I'm saying my perfumes. I love Spice Bomb by Victor and Rolf. Check it out, ladies. It'll get you a lot of attention. Emily, I'm going to ask you. Oh, what's my question for Emily? Are you a roll-on or an aerosol deodorant girl? I'm a roll-on. Roll-on, okay. Emily, what type of car do you drive?

A Toyota Vista. Okay. She doesn't wear Lynx Africa. I'm saying she does. You think she does? I don't think she She doesn't wear Lynx Africa I'm saying she does You think she does? I don't think she's Rolling on a Lynx Africa Listen to her voice

The confidence Where she's like These guys are never Going to get there Okay Emily We've got one for no And one for yes What's the answer?

Yes I knew it Wow Okay What is it about Lynx Africa That you enjoy? I just love the smell.

My partner wears it. Emily, you wear it because your partner wears it? Yeah. Do you find it gets you attention from people? Because it's quite, you know, that's what I find when I wear a masculine perfume. Yeah, I definitely don't wear it at the gym. Yeah, right. Oh, too much attention.

Yeah, it's a bit much. Yeah, okay. You would be waiting forever to get on any machines. There'd be a line-up. You could intimidate the men off the bench press. Let's go to Simon. Hi, Simon. Hi, Simon. G'day, guys. How you doing? Good, thank you, Simon. Simon, what do you do for a job?

I'm a glazier. You're a glazier. Okay, cool. Would you describe yourself as an odorous man? Like, are you sweaty and pungent if you don't wear deodorant? Nah, I'm not an apprentice anymore, so... Yeah, right, okay. You're a stinky apprentice.

He actually knows how to put deodorant on now. For that reason, I don't think Simon wears Lynx Africa. I don't think he has the needs. Nah, he's got a masculine voice. Like, he just oozes masculinity. I'm going to say he wears Lynx Africa. Okay, Simon, what's the answer? Do he wears Lynx Africa. Okay, Simon,

what's the answer? Do you wear Lynx Africa? Rexona Sport. Hey, you're my deodorant partner. Rexona Sport, a.k.a. Adults Lynx Africa. I wear Rexona Sexy Bouquet Sport. Hey, but there was

a Lynx from when I remember back in Moses' play, Pull Back for Jerusalem. There was the lynx musk and that was actually the bomb. Lynx musk! Okay, you're an upper class gentleman. You're too fancy for us. We'll finish on a female, a lady in the lynx competition. Hi,

Andy. Hi, Andy. Hi. We've already had a lady who wears lynx Africa today, so it's not out of the question. What do we want to ask you, though? Andy, what's your drink of choice? What's your alcoholic beverage of choice? Karuba and Coke. Oh, I already know the answer.

Andy, what would you describe as your perfect partner in three words? I have no idea. My husband. Is he tall, dark and handsome? He's short, dark and handsome. There we go. Pretty bloody close. Andy, the Karuba and coat.

She wears it. She wears Lynx Africa. You and I are united on this one. We know you wear Lynx Africa. What's the answer, Andy? My son wears it and I steal it. Yeah. Nice work, Andy.

Two for one deal. Always a good time. Thank you very much. As a prize, you've won a shower gel and body spray prize pack. No, that's mine. Oh, wicked. I bought that for myself. A Guinness World Record was broken over the weekend.

31-year-old Samantha Randall from Connecticut has just broken the Guinness World Record for broken over the weekend. 31-year-old Samantha Randall from Connecticut has just broken the Guinness World Record for, and this is exciting, Brie, I know you'll be excited about this, world's biggest mouth. That's crazy because, you know, I haven't been watching the world records at the Olympics. This is what I've been invested in. World's biggest female mouth, might I add.

To verify it, Guinness World Records had to meet her at the dentist and they had to use digital calipers to push her mouth apart, sideways and upwards. They measure what's called a gape. And her gape is a total measurement of... She deserves another drumroll. Don't laugh at gape. 6.52 centimetres.

Jeez, if I know my gapes, that's big. That's a big one. That's a big gape. I thought you and I are competitive. What's to suggest that we don't have the world's biggest mouths? Well, I've seen this woman in action. Yeah. I'm pretty sure we don't.

Really? Although, you know, people probably would say we do have big mouths. Big mouths, yeah. I don't have any digital calipers, but I do have some tests for us that I thought today we could go head-to-head to at least figure out who's got a bigger mouth, you or I. Okay, so.

All right. How are we going to measure this? First, just a standard unit of measurement. Pringles. Okay, Pringles tubes. You grab a Pringles tube, I'll grab a Pringles tube. A whole tube? Yeah, well, just see if you can get your mouth around just to begin it.

Wait, so what are we doing? So open it up. See if you can get your mouth around it. Hold on. See if you can tip a Pringle in without using your hands. All right? Okay. Ready?

Three, two, one. Ow. I got it. I got it? Oh, no. You just stumbled at the first handle. Oh, no. Okay. Okay, Pringle challenge achieved. I'm a leader Oh, no. You've been stumbling with your first handle. Yeah. I won. Okay.

Okay, Pringle Challenge achieved. I'm a leader. Second challenge, Cookie Time Cookies. Oh, my mouth already hurts. Cookie Time Originals. Can you get an entire Cookie Time cookie? An entire cookie? Yeah.

You don't have to close your mouth around it, but can you insert it into your mouth lengthways at its widest point? I feel like my lips are stretching past the point of no return, so to speak. No, that's a fail on the cookie time cookie for both of us. Now there's Pringle crumbs on this. I figure that's with. We've got to do some kind of depth challenge. You've got some chocolate. I figure for the final one, to figure out who's got the bigger mouth.

I think we're good on the depth challenge. I think we're fine. So this afternoon I've gone and got us both mega sausage roll. To see how far. This is just a ruse for me to stick a sausage roll into my mouth. How far a mega sausage roll can go into my mouth.

Oh, they're warm. This is more of a depth test than a gape test for this one. This is so off. When you're ready, best of luck. Good luck. Best of luck. I knew you were going to do that. Guys, we just had a message from our lawyer.

Yeah. I'm not sure we can deep throat a big sausage roll on here. Too late, mate. Really? Yeah. Really? Yeah. That's a big no-no.

Right. He's saying the big mouth test has been called off for legal reasons. Yeah, possibly, yeah. We better cancel those big salamis then. Bree and Clint. What's their name? What's their name? His real name ain't some shady real or fake name name game

Doesn't have a name this game No it doesn't But it's all about guessing names But the people Do have names Real ones Sometimes fake ones Playing with us today

Is Casey Hi Casey G'day Casey Hey how you going Good you need to say the name Of the person whose team You want to be on Is it Brie or me Playing with us today is Casey. Hi, Casey. G'day, Casey. Hey, how you going? Good. You need to say the name of the person whose team you want to be on. Is it Bree or me? It's going to be you, Clint, based on your Lynx Africa game.

I feel like you got the better of Bree there. Yeah, okay. I feel like you're right, Casey. All right. I'm off my game today. You caught a whiff of that, did you? That's good. That means, Larissa, you? That's good. That means Larissa, you're on my team.

Yes, it's so good because I actually had a dream about you last night, right? Did you? Hey Larissa, was I good? Out of 10.

10 out of 10. Yeah. Was she wearing Lynx Africa? It was a very good smell. Yeah, right. I love it. Okay, so we're going

to work together, Casey, you and I. What we need to do is Anastasia will give us a celebrity. If you've got a feeling whether that's their real name or their fake name, like a stage name, just get in there. Don't wait for it. I need confidence from you, okay? Okay.

Yeah, yeah. All right, come on, girls. Here we go. All right, guys. This week, let's start with Brie and Larissa. All right, Larissa. Come on, you and me. We're already in tune.

Let's do it. We're already doing stuff in your dreams, so let's go. You're already in sync. Just communicate through the mind. Communicate through dreams. I'll just send it through her through a dream. Celebrity number one is John Cena. John Cena.

Oh, it sounds like his name because, you know, he kind of wanted to go off. Kind of like, or it could be kind of like the bus. It was. It was. Yeah, see what you're saying? It was from his wrestling days. I think we go off. Or it could be kind of like the box. It was. See what you're saying? It was from his wrestling days. I think we go fake.

Yeah. Yes. Okay, fake. That's incorrect. Larissa, you were right. His real name's John Anthony Phoenix Senior. Ah, interesting. How many wrestlers use their real names? Who would have thought?

Like, no one. That was definitely to throw you off. I'm sorry. That was a trick, Larissa. All right, here we go, Casey. How many wrestlers used their real name? Who would have thought? Like, no one. That was definitely to throw you off. I'm sorry. That was a trick, Larissa. All right, here we go, Casey. Let's do this. We got this. Celebrity number two, one of Brie's favourite Australians, Iggy Azalea.

Fake name. Yeah, fake. Definitely. Fake rapper name. You guys are correct. Her real name is Amethyst Amelia Kelly.

Larissa Wiggin taken for a ride here. She actually had a bit of a cool story. She created the name from her childhood dog and the street she grew up on. Isn't her real name, what did you say her real name was? Amethyst. Yeah, I knew that. Why didn't you keep that? That's a cool name. It sounds like a rapper's name. Amethyst.

Yeah, exactly. All right, back to Bree and Larissa, another famous Australian. Come on, Larissa, we need this. I don't know where this theme came from. Margot Robbie. Margot. That's her name.

That's her name, for sure. She grew up in Dolby, the country town over from mine. So you know, you know. Yeah, pretty much I've hooked up with her in my dreams too. Lock it in, real name. So you know, you know. Yeah, pretty much I've hooked up with her in my dreams too. Lock it in, real name. That's correct, ladies.

Larissa. We're on the board, Larissa. Come on, Casey, we can go 2-1 up here. Let's do it. Celebrity number four, Conor McGregor. Real name. I think real. Yeah, he's Irish. McGregor. Conor McGregor, good, strong Irish name. That's. Real name. I think real. Yeah, he's Irish.

McGregor. Conor McGregor. Good, strong Irish name. That's his real name. That's correct. Yeah. Easy. All right.

God, I feel like they've gotten the easiest ones in the... Yes, they have. Let's see what we get. You got Margot Robbie, okay? I mean, yeah, but, you know... The one. It's see what we get. You got Margot Robbie, okay? I mean, yeah, but, you know. The one. It's one easy one. Hey, guys, I wrote the questions and I think they're all the same level.

Stop having favourites, Anastasia. Sorry, sorry, Brie. All right, back to Brie and Larissa. You guys have to get this right to stay in the game. All right, we got this. Sounds good. The next celebrity is Demi Moore. Oh, I'm not too sure if it is, to be honest.

But should we go yes? Should we go yes? Yeah. Lock it in? Lock it in. I hope it's right. Are you saying real or fake? Real.

Larissa is saying real, and I'm backing her in. Unfortunately, her real name is Demetria Jean Goonies. Oh, no, no. So we will wait off Larissa. Why did she go with the sexy Demetria Jean Goonies name? Do we win or do we have to? You win. We win.

Casey, congratulations. 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way. Brilliant. Thank you. Nice. Great move. But I mean, Larissa, who was the real winner here? Oh, me.

Me last night. Bree and Clint. This went viral on Reddit over the weekend where an unnamed workplace in New Zealand has been called out for causing a ruckus for banning a certain thing in the workplace. I've got the sign here. I want you to read the sign if you can.

It's a big sign that's been put up in the workplace and if you could just read that out. Because of yesterday, this toilet is for washing hands and peeing only. Take a dump in the mall, please. If you ignore this toilet... If you ignore... If you ignore, this toilet will be locked forever.

Someone was taking big bombs in there, were they? Yeah, this place is banned number twos in the workplace. Interesting. Yeah. And look, you can tell from the sign. We're not going to say it, but you can tell from the sign what workplace it is because they've used company font. Yeah, yeah.

Someone has put a picture of Paul Rudd from Ant-Man beneath it with the caption, what the hell happened here? And it does beg the question, what sort of devastation needs to be caused to ban number twos in the workplace? How bad does it have to be? It probably has to be pretty bad. I want to ask you, do you think it's fair to say,

no, no, no number twos in the workplace? Look, do I personally dabble in number twos at the workplace? Of course. When you've got to go, you've got to go. Do I see it from both points of view here? I see it from the point of view that other staff members have to use that toilet and wash their hands and do number ones. And maybe that smell, because it's within the staff workroom,

it's not the best place to do that. Yeah. But when you've got to go, you've got to go. It's encroaching on other staff members, but yes, when you gotta go, you gotta go, but you usually know in the lead up, you don't sit down on

the toilet and you go, wait a minute, I'm gonna do a poo now. You go, it's my human right to be allowed to do number twos at work, but actually it's also other people's human right not to have to suffer your number twos. I've worked in two radio stations where the toilet was in like the centre of

the workplace. Why would they do that? It's just bad design. It's stupid design. It's bad design. It's bad feng shui. It's all kinds of things. I like how ours is off away from everything. It's way away. You can sneak in and out. I've figured out where all the cameras are so you can dodge and wave.

And the timer. There's a lights timer in there. You know exactly how long. I think it's three songs you can stay in there. You know if the light goes off you've been in there for too long. You don't ban. So this workplace that is banned number two and it is a New Zealand workplace. You don't ban that on the first offence. This must be like a three strike

thing. They must have just reached. How can they tell if the same person is re-offending? I don't know. How are they meant to tell that? I don't know if it matters if it's the same person. They're like, wait a minute. I know this flavour. The British government, I guess, would like to announce

Prime Minister Boris Johnson is expecting a child. Well, he's not. His partner's expecting to have a child, it was announced today. How old is he? So, let's break this down. Wait, how old is she? How old is she?

So Carrie is his partner's name, his wife's name actually. She's expecting the couple's second child. He already has kids, but this is their second child together. She actually announced at the same time that she had had a miscarriage this year that she hadn't spoken about before. And so she said, look, I'm extra excited to be pregnant again this time.

It's very special. She's 33 years old. Oh, she's young. She's young. Shoot your shot. Have your babies. Do your thing. That could be his daughter.

Yes, I believe she's a similar age to one of his daughters One of his other daughters Boris Johnson Who is to be the father of the child Is 57 years old So He's an older dad He's up there in the dad stakes

Yeah I mean 57 There's not a lot of people Who are having kids at 57 It's a late start for sure Well it's not even a start He's already got kids So it's a late Is it even the finish

This may be the first of many children he chooses to have Maybe they want more How old does he look So he's 57 you know that Looking at him now The man And I don't mean this in a mean way I think he's a hot mess He looks 57 He looks 57 That you know that. I'm looking at him now. The man, and I don't mean this in a mean way, I think he's a hot mess.

He looks 57. He looks 57? That's what I think, yeah. You reckon he looks his age? Yeah, I think he looks his age. I've done a couple of quick calculations that weren't hard. Boris Johnson, when this new child that is to be born is 21, he will be 79 years old at his new son or daughter's 21st birthday.

Right. He'll be in his 60s for like kindy drop off and stuff like that. And people will naturally think that he's the grandfather, I think. Well, he could be the grandfather easily. Yeah. Easily. He could be his wife's dad. Yeah.

Easily. If he wasn't the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, he would probably get that a bit, right? Yeah, look, I mean, it's none of my business. It's their business. That's what they want to do. I just think, is it a little bit selfish to have a baby that late? Because, I mean, he's going to be, as you said, 79.

79? 79 when the kid turns 21. Yeah. Yeah. So that kid, obviously, you know, he can't live forever. No. And he had a, well, yeah. No, absolutely.

I totally get it from that perspective. You are going to be in your kid's life for less time. But this is the thing with men, eh? Because the biological clock thing's not there. It's also quality of life too. Because when you're in your 80s, you're not going to be running around kicking the soccer ball and stuff. Well, some people might because they're pretty fit and healthy.

Well, when this kid has kids eventually, if the child chooses to have children, and say the kid has some kids in their 30s, he'll be in his 90s. If he's still around. If he's still around to be a grandparent. And you're going to go and pick up the kids for Christmas holidays in their 30s, he'll be in his 90s. If he's still around. If he's still around to be a grandparent. And you're going to go and pick up the kids for Christmas holidays in your 90s? No. Maybe, maybe he could be a very fit and sprightly 90-year-old, but.

Does he look like he's going to be? It happens though, like. Oh, it does. And you know what? Every situation is different and maybe, you know, there's definitely, you know, there's people's circumstances that sometimes that's how it works out. Yeah. But it's pretty full on to have a kid when you're 60.

How old was your dad when you were born? Have you worked that out? Yeah, I'm pretty sure I would know. I think my mum had her first child when she was 29. Yeah. And I think she was 32 when she had me. My parents are the same age. She's 32.

32. Yeah, my dad was 30 when I was born. Yeah. I wonder if we could take some calls from some people this afternoon whose dad was pretty old when you were born. Yeah. So not now, like plenty of old dads around now, but was your dad already old when you were first born?

Yeah, maybe your dad's not around anymore because maybe he's passed on, but maybe like when you were young, you were like, I've got a pretty old dad. Yeah, maybe you were your dad's second family or your dad's third family. Yeah, that could happen. Yeah, you can call us.

I know 800 dials at him. Or you can text it in to 9696 as well. We want to know this afternoon, how old was your dad when he had you? Brian Clint. So we're talking old dads. Because Bojo Boris Johnson, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom,

has announced today that him and his wife Carrie are expecting a child. She's 33 and he is the ripe young age of 57. I've done the research by the way. He has got five children so far. He's got a 28 year old, a 26 year old, a 24 year old, a 22

year old, a one year old and now a baby on the way. How many bloody kids does he have? This will be number six. Jeez, he's got a brood and wait, how old is his oldest? His eldest child is five years younger than his wife. Right. Yeah. They could have went to school together.

They may have gone to school together. They may have bumped into each other at the nightclubs. Hey, we're not here to judge their relationship. A little bit here to judge, though. We want to know if you have an old dad, as in, was your dad already old? Yeah, was he an old dad when you were born? When you were conceived. Andrew's here.

Hi, Andrew. Hi, Andy. Hi. How old are you right now? I'm 39 now. 39? How old is your dad right now? Oh, dad passed away last year, actually.

Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that, Andrew. But he was 93 last year, so he was 56 when I was born. Right, so very similar to the Boris Johnson situation. Yeah, exactly. Andrew, bloody good innings for your father. That's for sure, 93. What was it like growing up with an old dad? Well, I think you guys were pretty much spot on.

I mean, mistaken as a grandson quite a lot. I had easily the oldest father at school. But he was quite fit through that period. So it wasn't like it was a big drawback. He'd still get out and play sport and stuff. Yeah. But I guess it got worse probably later in life because now I've got three kids of my own.

So being so old, harder to relate to the grandkids. And he was actually just fortunate enough to be able to see our third grandchild born. So, yeah. Yeah, that's special. So, Andy, from someone who you've lived this life, would you obviously, would you say you would have rathered him be a bit younger if you could make that choice? I think I'd definitely have him being younger. You'd have him around longer, right?

Yeah, you'd have him around longer. But on the other side of the coin, he was a really good father. He was basically retired for most of my... That's a plus. He was around me all the time. So that was a good side of it. Okay, fascinating.

Thank you for sharing, Andy. We appreciate that. This person wants to be anonymous. Hello was a good side of it. Okay, fascinating. Thank you for sharing, Andy. We appreciate that. This person wants to be anonymous. Hello, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hello, hello. Hello, hello. How old was your dad when you were born?

So when I was born, my dad was 63. 63, the ripe old, virile age of 63, eh? Were you from family number two or family number three, or did he just keep going? I was family number two. Okay, family number two. So he had five kids prior in his first marriage and I was second marriage.

Did he transfer to a younger wife? He must have. He would have had to. Yes, he did. How many kids did he have in the second family, the one you were in, Anonymous? It was just me. I was actually adopted. But I was the only child of the second family, the one you were in, anonymous? It was just me. I was actually adopted.

I was the only child of the second marriage and it was five-fire. My mum is in fact younger than a couple of my older siblings. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's so interesting. So old dad, was he retired much like Andy's dad? Did you have him around a lot because he was

retired? Yeah, pretty much. Yep, he was kind of either at home or he liked playing you have him around a lot because he was retired? Yeah, pretty much. He was kind of either at home or he liked playing golf. He played a lot of golf. I mean this with respect. It's just come to me. But how hard would it be having teenage girls as an

older dad? Because I've heard teenage girls, I've heard it's a handful. Like it's a lot to keep up with. Yeah, I think he kind of just left us to it. He was just like, alright, well you girls have a good night. I'm going to retire to my wing of the house and just don't cause

ruckus. Oh, see that's the secret there Anonymous. He built his own wing of the house. And stayed away from you guys. So we can stay away from you guys. We're talking old dads. Let's get Tony on. Hi Tony, how you going? Hi Tony. Oh hang on, where is Tony? Have I got Tony? No, dads. Let's get Tony on. Hi, Tony. How are you going? Hi, Tony.

Hang on, where is Tony? Have I got Tony? No, I need to go to this one. Tony, hi. Hi, Tony. How are we going? Tony, you are the old dad. I am the old dad.

Okay. This is a great perspective, Tony. How old were you when you had your last kid? I had my last kid? I was 55. Right. And was it a second marriage, second family situation? Yeah, second family.

My oldest child is 41 this year. Right. My youngest is four. How old was your partner in the second? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What did you say? Your oldest is 41? 41.

41 and your youngest is four. Yep. God, that's such a big age range, isn't it? By the time the four-year-old leaves the house, you will have been raising children for 60 years. Yes, I know. Tony goes, don't you think I don't bloody know that? Tony, are you aware of what you've signed yourself up to?

Yeah, well, I married a younger woman. How much younger, Tony? She's 28 years younger than me. Yeah, right. Yeah, well, you did well there, Tony. So she's younger than your eldest child? Yes. Younger than my first three, actually.

Wow, okay. There you go, okay. Tony, I've got one question. As someone who's been raising kids for the past 60 years, does it get any easier? No, because the last two are girls. Oh, Tony. I don't think that says it all, to be honest. Thank you, Tony.

Go and have a lie down, mate. Appreciate your time, Tony. All right. You're busy. You've got work to go and make another kid. Brian Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday.

Brian Clint's birthday banger. Let's kick off your week on Monday with a birthday banger. We'll take three people's birthdays and figure out what was the number one song on their 16th. Letitia is here. Hi, Letitia. Hi, Letitia. Hi. How were you?

How was your weekend? Oh, weekend was good. Oh, good to hear, Letitia. Unfortunately, back to work. Yes, I feel like a lot of people would feel like that on a Monday. Let's do your birthday, Banga. What's your birthday? 29th of the 9th, 1990.

All right. You were 16 in your birthday? 29th of the 9th, 1990. All right. You were 16 in 2006 on the 29th of September. And on that day, this was number one. I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair. 77 and 69. Banga. Sandy Thomb. Do you remember that song, Letitia?

Yes, unfortunately, I do. You weren't a punk rocker? Sandy Thome. Do you remember that song, Letitia? Yes, unfortunately, I do. You weren't a punk rocker? No, I was not. I remember that song being a love or hate one. You either loved it or you hated it. It was definitely globally huge, though. Did you like it, Letitia? No, no, it wouldn't have been my go-to.

Okay, good to know. We'll factor that in. Let's go to ZVA. Hi, ZVA. Hi, guys. It's Xavier. Oh, Xavier. I love that name. Where is that from, Xavier? Who knows? It was the 70s.

My parents probably made it up. Oh, we should have given you. I wish I was a punk rocker. I love you so much. What's your birthday, Xavier? 18th of May, 1973. Right, you were 16 in 1989 on the 18th of May. And back in the late 80s, this had a number one hit. Xavier, I've known you for 45 seconds

and I already think this is the perfect song for you. Perfect song for me. You're so right. I feel like it matches you quite well. Great song. We've never had that before. Okay, wait there, Xavier. We'll do one more birthday banger for Nathan.

Hello, Nathan. Nathan! Nathan! Nathan. Nathan! Nathan! Nathan. Nathan! Nathan. My God, we actually have to scream Nathan. Nathan.

No, we don't have Nathan. Okay. Do you want to do Nathan's for him? Nathan was born on the 13th of September, 1994. So he was 16 in 2010. And on the 13th of September in 2010, this was number one. We'll be young forever. You make me feel like I'm living a teenage.

One of the best Katy Perry songs. You turn me on. I saw a thing on TikTok the other day and it was this woman who was saying how she'd wrote a heap of hit songs. Yeah. This was one of the songs she'd written. Oh.

And she'd written, well, I think co-written. What's her name? I can't remember, but it was so cool to see her sing a bunch of her songs that she'd co-written.

Yeah. A bunch of Katy Perry ones. I think I might know who it is. Didn't she try and have a crack at a career, like a music career herself? Maybe.

Maybe. Okay, Katy Perry, Sandy Tom or Wild Thing. Letitia didn't like Sandy Tom, otherwise I would have voted for Sandy Tom. See, I'm leaning towards Wild Thing, but then I'm also cautious because I don't know what the rest of that song is like slash how long is it.

Do you want to have a little cheeky lesson to have? Let's do it. Oh, it's good. We can just go as long as we're happy with it. I think it's good.

Should we do it? Yeah. Xavier. Yes? You just won birthday banger. Congratulations. This is for you, baby.

Guys. And to Ross Boss who just got in the car. Enjoy, man. Ross to Ross Boss, who just got in the car. Enjoy, man. Ross, you little baddie. Well done, Xavier. Have a great Monday. Bree and Clint, here's Birthday Banger.

Say what? This is it, Bree and Clint. That's the winner of Birthday Banger. That was on the money. It was good, eh? On the dot. Tone Lope and Wild Thing for Xavier. I literally was just sitting here thinking,

I was like, what other song do these guys have that sounds so similar? When I realised it was Funky Gold Medina. Bagger. Incredibly similar song. But also a good song too, yeah. Another great song. My favourite text of the day so far is from Karen. And she says,

Yas, this song slaps so hard I could pash a manager. Awesome. Regards, Karen. That's good, coming from a Karen. We like that. I love you, Karen. See, there's good a manager. Regards, Karen. That's good. Coming from a Karen. We like that. I love you, Karen. See, there's good Karens out there, everybody.

I text Karen quite often. She's got a bit to say. Oh, yeah. She's not happy with a lot of our song choices on Birthday Banger, but today, thumbs up. What are the chances? What are the chances? Bree and Clint.

God, I'm just in, like, I'm just, I'm obsessed. I just love it so much. And then Paralympics straight after that as well. I know, awesome. It's so cool and so great to have something like this to watch. Yeah. And we're very lucky and blessed that it's actually going ahead. Hashtag blessed.

Hashtag blessed. But last night, oh, my God, there was a lot that went on. The athletics really turned it on last night. There was a million things happening. There was the triple jump final in the women's and she got the world record. Who did? On her last jump.

I can't remember her name. I need to look it up. She was incredible. She was the one who was the favourite. What country? Can't remember. It really I need to look it up. But she was incredible. She was the one who was the favourite. What country? Can't remember. It really hooked you, didn't it? Yeah. Well, it did.

But I watched so much stuff. But the main thing I was watching was the men's high jump final because I used to do high jump. So I was obsessed with that and I loved watching it. So interesting. There was the Kiwi. He was a part of it, obviously. There was an Aussie in interesting. There was the Kiwi. He was a part of it, obviously. There was an Aussie in it. There was people from everywhere. There was a guy

from Korea who absolutely captured the crowd. Hamish Kerr is the Kiwi guy's name and they did an interview with him before the high jump and he said people always ask me to jump over them and I've only ever jumped over one person and that's my girlfriend and we videoed it and man

my foot nearly hit her in the face and at that point I was like Hamish you're a legend, you're at the Olympics bro stop jumping over people, we know you're good at it, you don't need to jump over any more people yeah, you know you're good for people listening at home the triple jumper was from Venezuela

and she's incredible, she's like 6 foot 4 and she's just all athlete, like just incredible. Anyway, the thing that really was interesting though, and I heard producer Ben was quite passionate when he came into work because he also saw the high jump men's final last night. And if you missed it, there was two guys that it was really between throughout the whole thing that never missed a jump until the last one. And it was Tanberry and Barsham. One

was from Italy and the other guys from Qatar. And they literally did not miss one jump until the last height, which was the Olympic record at two metres 39. Yeah. So they literally had not missed. They had the exact same jump record. And they get to two metres 39, Barsham misses and then Tambury misses and then Barsham misses. Anyway, they miss all three of their jumps. So in high jump, what happens is it comes down to whether or not they want to decide to have a jump off where they lower the bar back

down to the height they both got and then they go jump for jump until someone misses. Until someone's exhausted. Yeah, pretty much. So they can find a winner or they can decide if they want to share the gold medal. And producer Ben had some very interesting thoughts. I haven't heard but I've just heard around the office

that you were very passionate. I don't know which way you were going, but what are your thoughts on this jump off slash share the gold medal process? First of all, I think it was incredible what they did. Such an amazing event. But it's the Olympics. You shouldn't be drawing.

No, but they, well, alright. Interesting. Okay. Because they chose to draw. And I know they did. I think it's awesome they did. They're sharing the gold medal. Is that not know they did And I think it's awesome they did And they're sharing the gold medal Is that not the Olympic spirit? I think it's very good sportsmanship But it's just like Is there one winner?

It's like a penalty shootout Imagine in soccer a penalty shootout And they're like Oh we just can't keep going Let's just both draw You've got a point But also What would happen

If they drew in the 100 metres final? Another one Another one You do another one Keep going No they both in the 100 metres final? Another one. Another one. Yeah. You do another one. Keep going. No, they both win the gold medal. That's what happens.

Same in swimming. If they both tie, what happens? They don't race again. They have to find an extra medal. They don't race again. They have extra medals and both of them win. If it's a dead heat, if it's a tie, they don't race again. With the high jump, if you've got two people getting the gold,

do you then go straight to bronze? Yes. There's no silver medalist. There's no silver. Right. Because, yeah, the bronze is the bronze and that's how it works. Yeah, right. Okay.

Well, if they can't decide between them, should they have had to share the silver medal then? Maybe. And no one get the gold. Do you know what I think? Well, I think they'd probably just jump off then. Or just go, let's share the silver. Oh, no, they should have to do what Hamish did

and they should have to jump each other. Yeah. Until one of them can't jump the other one. You know, I mean, I'd watch it. What do you think, Anastasia? Do you think they should have had a jump off or it's fine to have a tie? Wait, so we're not talking about horses?

We're not talking about equestrian yet? It's not show jumping? I mean, there is jumping. Nah, I agree with what you said about if it was a race, they don't have to run again or swim again. They both competed at the exact same level. I mean, they've already jumped up heaps more. Surely one more jump won't hurt them.

Yeah. Yeah. It's interesting because Barsham, who is the guy from Qatar, he has a bronze, he's got a silver. It was the only thing left that wasn't his. So he just didn't want to lose his gold. And to be honest, he was like, you know what? Stuff this. Of course they'd

agree. I'm going to take a gold. They both get a gold medal. No one's going to remember that you tied. All you've got to do is show them the gold medal and no one's going to go, wow. Where's the other one? Are you sharing this with somebody? To be honest, best situation, everyone's winning gold. The bronze guy's like, do I get one?

No, you get bronze. Tonight. The sailing's on at 6. We'll stay up on this step. You stay down there. The final round of Celebrities for Celebrity Treasure Island 2021

has been released and we welcome to the studio boss babe herself, Idna Swart. Because we're going to be there. Oh, yeah. I think you made a splash yesterday, that is for sure. You're a kid. You look amazing in the promo. You're skipping effortlessly.

Do people expect you to do something like this? Who do you have to keep it a secret from? A lot of people. I mean, yeah, you have to kind of. Yeah, we had to. So where did you tell everybody that you went for a month? Because we were pretending that Brie was on maternity leave when she was filming the show.

Did you? Yeah. What did I say? No, I didn't say anything. I said I'm taking a break. Right. Yeah, and I had a lot of people when I came back. To work on yourself.

Yeah, I was just like, I just need a break off social media. And then when I got back, everybody was like, are you okay? Well, that's nice. No, it is okay. That's really good. Yeah. I was looking at the photos that got released of the last batch of celebrities, including yourself. Was there any point in the time you were away on Celebrity Treasure Island That Art Green had a shirt on?

No No No I had to think about it I was like I don't I think his I didn't see him with the shirt on His bod was always out And I was not complaining

I feel like it's in his contract right? He's worked bloody hard on it I feel like we should play a bit of a rapid fire game with you Oh okay Where you're going to answer some hard truths Okay Are you ready to play? Well, you need yes or no.

Yes or no. You don't need names or anything if you don't want to. Okay. Yes or no. Are you ready, Edna? Yeah. First question. Do you have any regrets about your time on the show?

Yes. Did you... There we go. I love it. Straight in there. Perfect. Oh, okay. Did you dislike anyone in the game?

Yes. It's easy when you don't have to use names, eh? Next question. Did you lie during the game? 100%. Oh, that's 100% a yes. Next question. Did you cheat during the game?

No. Good answer. Oh, okay. Did you creatively bend the rules during the game? No. Good answer. Oh, okay. Did you creatively bend the rules during the game? Potentially. Oh, yes. No, we did. There was...

No, I'm not going to give it away. That was fine. So there was a time. Okay. Good. Very honest. Did you find anyone attractive on the island? Why are we...

I mean, we just spoke about Art Green. Who doesn't find him attractive? I mean, Art Green is beautiful, don't get me wrong, but yeah, I mean, there was someone else that you kind of... Bit of eye candy to look at. Bit of eye candy. Someone else in particular? Yeah, okay.

All right. There we go. Do you know who won? No. No. Well, my next question is irrelevant because it's, do you think they deserve to win? So there you go.

The game is finished. You did very well. And I think that portrays you and your time on the show because you're straight up the middle, honest, up front, and I love the way you played the game. Thank you. I had a lot of fun. It was very good. Edna from TVNZ's Boss Babes and many other things

has just been announced for Celebrity Treasure Island 2021, and it's on TVNZ2 this September. Thanks for coming in, Edna. Good to see you. Cool. Thanks for having me, guys. There's a story coming out of France, and it's about a woman who has received an insane amount of speeding

tickets in a very short amount of time. It's like when you first got your brand new Audi. Similar to that. Excuse me, excuse me. Excuse me. What did you get? Two. Two in? A couple of weeks, but they were only marginally over and I didn't get pulled over, okay?

It was on these sneaky bloody cameras that I didn't know was there and it's because I had to drive to a different warehouse that I wasn't used to going to and I didn't get pulled over. It was on these sneaky bloody cameras that I didn't know was there and it's because I had to drive to a different warehouse that I wasn't used to going to and I didn't know where the cameras were. Yeah, that story checks out. I've learned my lesson. This will make you feel better because this woman got 33 speeding tickets in three days. 33 in three days?

That's correct. Her name is Susie and she said all of the fines arrived in the post from the 13th to the 16th of July. Yeah. And they were dated to the end of last year. So each fine was awarded on this certain motorway near where she obviously does her commute that she does daily. And she was obviously unaware that she was getting these fines.

Did she not know what the speed limit was? Is that her excuse? She said she didn't because I think it's like one of the situated speed cameras. It wasn't obviously caught with the gun. No, no, no. And she said she never received like she never saw a flash or she never received a fine. So she thought that she was doing the right speed limit. And it wasn't until she received 33

back to back to back to back in three days that she realised she'd made a big mistake. So had she speared 33 times in three days or did they just deliver them all at the same time? I think they arrived. She had a backlog. big mistake so had she spared 33 times in three days or did they just deliver them all i think they arrived right so i think she had a backlog yeah so i think it was she said it was dated from the end of last year so i think it's like over six months does it say what sort of car she had because i always find this interesting and it's quite often people who don't have like a like some kind of fast car who are racking up the most tickets like you see someone with a with a with a bulging glove box full of tickets. It's quite

often a Toyota Echo. Yeah, it doesn't say what car she drives. It does say how much they would have come to though. She would have accrued more than 30 points and racked up fines totaling, and I've done

the math on this to New Zealand dollars, over $4,500 in fines. Oh, yeah. It could be worse. It's pretty bad. It could be worse. I'm not trying to justify your speeding, but it could be worse.

I mean, pretty bad. Listen to you. You're like, I mean, could be worse. I mean, don't hate on it. If anyone listening could not tell my wife about those speeding tickets that Bree bought out, that would be helpful. You can message Lucy on Instagram at Lucy's wife. Yeah, you're a good friend.