ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 2nd December 2021
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Oh and welcome to the Brilliant Clint Podcast
I've decided that all of us need to talk in an English accent for this podcast
But why aren't you doing Rita?
Rita who? Rita Ora?
Wait
It's me, Rita Ora
I'm gonna be Bond
James Bond
I'm gonna be Sean Connery.
Can you please pick one
so I can take another?
Why don't you come over and poke me in the ass
sometime?
You're ruining
someone that's very important.
You need to talk in an English accent.
One thing. Can we please bring
our friend the Queen into the chat? Yes, I would love to talk in an English accent. One thing. Can we please bring our friend the Queen into the chat?
Yes, I would love to talk to the Queen.
Am I going to be Rita now?
Oh, because I'm going to be Rita.
I'll just copy whatever you do.
Am I going to be Cockney?
Excuse me, Queen.
I'll take half a chicken and a can of gore.
You're right.
Queen Lizzie, are you there?
No.
Oh, come on.
He's Charles then, isn't he?
I don't do accents.
You sound like you're from Christchurch.
Because I am.
Like you're from Christchurch.
I bloody love an English accent.
Christchurch, a very popular city.
It was very popular.
A town in the United Kingdom.
A lot of royal families live in Christchurch.
Stick with that one.
Stick with it.
This is my queen accent.
Ew, I would love a cup of tea, Anastasia.
Hello, governor.
A cup of tea you want, mum?
You know why I like drinking tea
Why you like drinking tea mum
Because it makes me do poops
No mum
And I get quite constipated
With all of the meat that I eat
You mean so all my bloody tax is going
Towards you
Drinking some tea and making yourself shit
I eat a lot of oysters
I do and they just go right through me.
Are you done?
Can you put on an accent so I don't have to just talk to it?
I will be done when you talk in an accent for at least 30 seconds.
No way.
Can we both sing our part?
Okay, well, we're going to keep going then.
Wait, I want to be Adele now.
I, nah. Well, hello, it's to be Adele now. I, nah.
Well, hello, it's me, Adele.
It's me, Adele.
My heart's been broken, but I'm here for everyone.
Kinda sounds like Rita Ora, but a little bit different.
I would definitely say that about my good old friend Adele.
What was that?
I was trying to Cockney.
Cockney accent?
A Cockney accent.
Who's from Cockney?
Huh?
I'll do a bloody Scottish accent, shall I?
No, we're doing British and we're keeping it today.
Scottish for a win.
Brianna Thomas, I would really appreciate...
This is my Ema Thompson.
We could maybe even...
I would really appreciate it if you would bring some sophistication to today's podcast.
Okay, great.
She does the podcast.
I've got one topic then that's very sophisticated.
Okay.
Syphilis.
Oh, no, that sounds like sophisticated.
It was tricky because the beard finished right when you...
Oh.
Yeah.
That means we've got to stop.
Yeah.
Well, I had fun.
Did you have fun, Stage?
I had fun.
Ben definitely didn't have fun.
What's our favourite British song that we can sing the podcast out to?
It's got to be a Spice Girls song.
Spice Girls song?
Stop it.
Obviously, if you haven't already, if you already couldn't tell,
Clint's away.
I thought we could just not allude to it and then people
would just get a wee surprise.
People might have thought he was one of the accents.
That was him doing Lizzie A.
We could have said that was him.
Wait, Clint.
Oh, hello, guys.
How are you, Clint?
It's me, Clint.
This is my Queen Elizabeth accent.
You do a bloody good Queen accent, I must say.
Thank you so much.
That's what we should say.
What?
Queen.
Mama mia, mama mia. I thought you said that's that's abba yeah no
as you can tell we have nearly lost it.
Yep.
Don't drink two Red Bulls in one day, Patim.
Have you had two Red Bulls?
No, that was a pretend joke.
It wasn't a good joke.
It was just I was like taking a piss.
Do you guys remember, I reckon it would have been in the late 2000s,
and that song from LMFAO.
You know when LMFAO.
Champagne showers?
No, it wasn't champagne showers.
But they were having their heyday and that song of theirs was massive
at the time and one of the lines in the song was,
I've got a Red Bull and vodka up in my hand.
Yes, I definitely recall that, Laura.
What song was that?
Shut, shut, shut.
Was that a solo Ridd Fu moment?
No, that was LMFAO, I'm pretty sure.
Yeah, you're right.
It would have been.
Anyway, I remember at the time, and maybe it was because of that song
or maybe LMFAO played on the fact that Red Bull.
I'm in Miami, bitch.
Yeah, what a tune.
I mean, what lyrical geniuses.
Where are we and how can we make this play?
And I remember one night because of that song
and because it was so popular and so big
at the time, me and my friends just kept
screaming, I got a Red Bull
and vodka up in my hand.
It's in your head and then you order. And then you order
it. I reckon I had
too many Red Bull
If you have more than three, that's actual
bad news. Yeah, it's actual dangerous. I remember the next
day being so violently anxious. Yeah, it's actual dangerous. I remember the next day being so violently anxious.
Yeah, it's not good.
And I never had a Red Bull vodka again after that.
Yeah.
Those things are lethal.
But then they almost were like a go-to drink because they were easy to drink.
Because it was so sweet.
So sweet, so easy.
That was like a thing for a period of time if a guy was buying you a drink,
he'd get you one of those.
Because anyone will drink it.
Yeah.
You know, like.
Red Bull vodka.
I can't.
Nah, no thanks.
I'm a vodka soda.
A vodka soda every time.
Vodka soda lime.
I'm trying to get into vodka tequilas.
Ooh.
Because tequila's the least.
Yeah, I know.
The least what?
Least calories.
Is it?
Just, you know.
Well, I mean, there's not many calories in a vodka soda lime.
I don't think there's any.
Tell me there's none because I've been drinking them for a while.
I don't think there's any.
Yeah, I'll go with that.
There's two.
If you're mixing them yourself, there's not many.
Dangerous.
No.
I mean, if you're at a bar.
No, I'm meaning if you're mixing them yourself, it's dangerous.
Yeah. Because if you put enough lime in or lemon, you're at a bar. No, I'm meaning if you're mixing them yourself, it's dangerous. Yeah.
Because if you put enough lime in or lemon, you're not going to taste it.
And then you will be tasting something else.
Do you remember in LA when we went over there with the show for Chasing Tatum?
You weren't there, Anastasia.
You wish you were there.
Can you imagine Anastasia?
She would have been a liability.
She wouldn't have been allowed in the country.
She would have been a liability in America, in LA, running around.
Oh, my God.
You would have been so hard to control.
Would Anastasia have survived the first night?
No.
Oh, it was a pretty big night.
Anyway, I was going to say, do you remember?
Because obviously when you go to a bar,
and I don't know where people might be listening to this podcast from,
but obviously.
Most people have bars.
They know what they are.
Not that they don't know where people might be listening to this podcast from, but obviously... Most people have bars. They know what they are. Not that they don't have bars.
But most bars have that little measuring cup
where they pour, obviously, the alcohol into the measuring cup
and then into the cup so they know how much they're giving you,
like a standard drink.
In LA, the bar we went to, slash all the bars we went to,
they literally just get the bottle and start pouring.
So I told exactly that story when I got back.
And I was like, they should be measuring this.
And someone said it's because they know you're not from America,
and they're going to start pouring drinks,
and then you're going to tip them.
Because you're going to go, oh, you guys, you're heroes.
You're putting so much vodka in that.
Here's five bucks.
Because to us, the tips is like, oh, yeah, there you go.
Yeah, it's like a fun thing where you're like, oh, I'm going to tip someone.
Yeah.
Or you can just say, oh, I didn't realize I had to tip.
Well, that was the best advice that I got before we went over as a show
and someone said, take $200 and just $1.
And so I had that as our show money.
And I said, I just have that in my wallet.
And then as a show, every time we went somewhere,
we just got out of that and tipped.
Yeah.
God, that was a fun trip.
You would have loved it, Stash.
Well, there might be another one on the horizon.
Yeah.
And we can try that first night.
Well, we nearly, was that this year or last year?
It was last year.
Last year.
Holy shit.
I know.
And this year's already gone.
Last year, we can tell the podcasters.
I think everyone knows.
We talked about it on air.
Yeah, we were meant to go to Vegas last year
and take a bunch of people who have a shit birthday
because I've got a shit birthday.
January 3rd.
Like, is it close to Christmas?
Is it on someone else's birthday?
Yeah, it's like the date is, yeah, for whatever reason.
And we were going to pick some people who have always had a shit birthday as well
and take them to Vegas for a best birthday ever.
We even filmed our TV commercial.
All the imaging's done.
Maybe we'll get to do it at some point.
You never know.
It's ready to go.
It's ready to roll.
We were literally flying out.
What do you think we would have called it?
The week after.
Yeah, I remember what it was called.
It was the best worst birthday ever.
I'm pretty sure No
No
The worst best birthday ever
Nah best worst would have been better
Best worst birthday ever
It was something like that
Yeah
Did we have a thing made for it yet
I would have
I would have had it but I just don't know.
No, I'm not there.
Anyway, you know, there's a lot of good ideas
that haven't been able to happen this year.
Hey, we've got years to complete them.
Oh, you know what we should talk about?
But we appreciate all of you guys that have stuck with us
and have been on this rollercoaster with us.
Especially when Ali left. Yeah, been on this rollercoaster with us. Especially when Ali left.
Yeah, that was a rollercoaster.
God, I miss her.
I'm just kidding.
I love you so much.
I've got the photo.
Podcast through tonight.
Best worst birthday ever.
But I don't have the audio.
So that's he's pointless.
Best worst birthday ever, was it?
It was, yeah.
But what I was going to say is so cool to see all of you guys posting in the Bree and Clint podcast family group
how many episodes you've listened to of the show this year,
how many minutes you've spent listening to us.
You all beat me.
Yeah.
Well, you've been here for all of it, so you technically win.
We technically all win it, don't we, because we listen to the most.
Some of them had listened to so many. That's crazy. it blows my mind that we have such amazing people that listen to
this podcast and it's it feels like a family it really does and we love you guys so much so we
really appreciate you guys um sharing that with us i love it when i see a funny meme and i'm like
oh my god this would be so funny i have to show bran clint and then i look and it's someone
someone posting it's always yeah and you're like oh my god they just get it they get it they all get it because they
were part of the family everyone's jokes yeah they're part of the family and you guys are
a part of this wild ride what was the name any of them all of them they post so much funny stuff
you guys post hilarious stuff in there i love. We should do a whole show based off suggestions one day.
That's a great idea.
Remember that day?
Just comment below anything you've, man, it's personal.
You know what I've really liked?
I've really liked, I think I mentioned it yesterday,
but it's so interesting to see what people want as the best of podcasts.
Yeah.
Just to see what people like remember the most or what they really, what they really stood out for them this year,
which is really cool.
Yeah, no more suggestions.
I've locked stuff in now.
Have you?
What is it?
No, that's for people to buy. Can you give us one?
Nah.
Just a teaser.
Is Mama Di going to make an appearance?
I'll give you Friday Oki.
There's definitely a Friday Oki one.
Oh, I hope it's free driver's license.
Oh, yes.
That's a good reminder.
Don't put that one in.
I already wrote it down.
I got them all written down.
Yeah, they're all written down.
That was a bad time for me.
Clint had one of those moments too.
What was his?
What's the one he just really bombed on?
For me, I just remember driver's license.
There must have been a lot more.
Oh, fair enough.
You're right, though.
You are right, though. I'll find it. There was one been a lot more people. Oh, fair enough. You're right, though. You are right, though.
I'll find it.
There was one.
We were in notes.
It was pretty horrible.
They were horrible.
Well, some would say.
What would some say, Anastasia?
Some very exciting things to be coming out in the Best Bits podcast.
I feel like we're in that movie, The Aristocats.
Would you like a cup of tea?
I would love a cup of tea.
Milk or blood?
I have gumboot tea, please, Anastasia.
My friend, Brianna Thomasel, told me the other day what you...
I love a bit of vodka in my tea.
Would you like some vodka in your tea?
Brianna, you know that I'm a Scotch girl.
Take after my
father and that
department.
Oh, I bloody
love your father.
Scottish Fox, I
call him.
I wouldn't mind
getting a bit
rompy-pompy in
his bedroom.
The Scottish
Fox.
Ben, end the
podcast right now.
End it right now.
Hello, Marty, if
you're listening,
you Scottish Fox.
Don't end it.
Hey, Google, what's the time?
It's 3pm, give or take a minute.
Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio.
Playing ZM on iHeartRadio.
Hey, Siri, when are Brie and Clint on?
Brie and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two, one.
Well, good afternoon, New Zealand.
How the bloody hell are you?
We're good.
That's producer Ben, obviously.
I have to speak on behalf of everyone.
Yes.
Because we can't load the phone lines up.
Right, good.
What's been happening out in the country?
It's really warm.
You can't say that on a network show.
It's very humid.
I'm panicked.
It's real muggy.
Just some generic weather chat.
It never fails.
Clint is away today.
Hopefully he will be back tomorrow.
We're looking forward to having him back.
We miss him a lot.
But the producers and I, producer Anastasia is here if she's concentrating.
Yeah, I'm here.
There she is, my girl.
What's going on?
Are we?
We're just having a chat.
Oh, are we on air?
Yeah, we're on air now.
Sorry, I wasn't listening.
The way the radio show works is at three o'clock.
It's called The Drive Show.
We kick off the show
and then we usually talk and we're here for about four hours.
Yeah, yeah.
No, she's lying.
She knows more than what we do, Producer Ben.
I know that.
She's the smartest one out of the lot of us.
Hey, well, let's just move on.
It's a massive show today, huge show, lots of stuff to give away.
But the biggest thing
we are giving away today, Producer
Ben, is $100,000.
JB Hi-Fi have been
running this amazing competition over the last
eight weeks. And if you've bought something
in store, spent over $100,
you had your chance to enter this
competition. So if you've
entered the JB Hi-Fi $100,000 competition,
we could be calling you back this afternoon
to make you $100,000 richer.
What a great call.
I know.
Good call to get.
Great call to get.
On a Thursday afternoon.
I'd take that call, even if it was a private number.
Yeah.
So we're going to do that just after 5.30,
after Birthday Banger.
So if you've entered, just be listening out because you could be $100,000 richer this afternoon.
Also, What's the Plot is back, our movie guessing game.
Oh, yeah, $400.
Yeah, $400 up for grabs.
So if we keep going with your success rate, that's to end the year on $500.
Okay.
That's good.
Good amount for Christmas.
Because then you go into the new year high.
Yeah, you start halfway.
Oh, yeah?
Because the goal is always 1,000.
Always 1,000, of course.
The goal is always 1,000.
So $400 up for grabs.
Yeah.
If you're good at guessing movie plots, that's just before 5 o'clock.
But also right now, we've got $50, all thanks to KFC,
with Tradie versus Lady.
You know the drill.
If you want to take part in that trivia quiz,
call now 0800-DIAL-ZM. You know the drill. If you want to take part in that trivia quiz, call now.
0800 DIAL ZM.
Get ready, guys.
Yeah.
Because we're about to have some fun this afternoon.
A lot of money.
A lot of money.
Also, the ladies would have to win almost every game this year.
Come on, girls.
You hear him.
Where are you at?
Right now, Ed Sheeran, Bad Habits on ZM.
Free and Clint.
Tradie versus Lady.
Free and Clint. Tradie versus Lady. Bree and Clint.
Tradie versus Lady.
We're off to a slow start on Thursday,
but we're going to get there because we've got $50.
All thanks to our mates at KFC,
the Tradies versus the Ladies.
Score update for you guys.
The Ladies sitting on 93 wins for the year.
The Tradies sitting on 107.
I've done the math, Producer Ben.
Do you think I made a mistake?
I think you did.
I don't know if the ladies can catch the tradies at this point,
but they're playing for pride at this point.
Yeah, that is true.
And you want to finish strong, and so I know the lady to do it.
Her name's Malisha.
She is 30, and she can clap with one hand.
G'day, mate.
Hi.
You're our girl, right?
You're going to bring the heat today.
Okay, great.
I've got faith in you, mate.
I think she's our tradie.
Oh, you're our lady tradie.
I'm confused.
You're our tradie.
It really is.
Which means the girls, you know.
It really is a slow Thursday.
I'm transitioning from lady to tradie.
No, you're our tradie lady, so you're going to bring the heat as well.
But hopefully Amanda can bring just as much as heat.
She's 25.
She's from the Naki and she loves dairy farming.
G'day.
Hello.
How many cows have you milked today, Amanda?
I work at Fonterra, but, yeah, so I'm not a dairy farmer now,
but I've dairy farmed for five years.
Oh, cool.
Are you hoping to get back into it one day?
Yes, hopefully my partner goes contract milking and I'll follow in his footsteps.
Oh, nice.
Well, thanks for calling up.
You guys are going head-to-head this afternoon.
This is how it works.
Malisha, of course, you're the tradie lady.
Your buzzer is tradie.
Amanda, your buzzer is lady.
Buzz in when you think you know the answer. Ben is just trying to clap with one hand. Yeah, I'mer is tradie. Amanda, your buzzer is lady. Buzz in when you think you know the answer.
Ben is just trying to clap with one hand.
Yeah, I'm trying to.
Sorry.
The first three right questions will take home the 50 bucks.
Are you ready, ladies?
Yep.
All right, here we go.
Question number one.
What is the name of the toy cowboy in Toy Story?
Oh, my gosh.
Obviously, his name is Buzz Lightyear. Oh, my gosh. Obviously, his mate's name is Buzz Lightyear.
Oh, no.
What is the name of the cowboy?
Oh, my God.
I don't know what's written on his foot.
We've got to buzz you out three.
Oh, who?
Woody.
Someone's yelled the answer, but they haven't yelled.
You've got to buzz it.
Lady.
Yes, Amanda.
Woody.
It is Woody.
You're very close to being buzzed out there,
but one point to the ladies.
Question number two.
In the story of Little Red Riding Hood,
who does the wolf dress up as?
Katie.
Yes, Malisha.
Her grandmother.
That is spot on.
I didn't know if anyone would get that,
but you've nailed it.
You're on the board.
Nice work.
One apiece at this stage.
Question number three.
Spotify Raptors here.
You wouldn't know about it unless you looked at every single person's Instagram.
Which artist got top album globally for 2021?
Is it A, Olivia Rodrigo, B, Lil Nas X, or C, Ariana Grande?
Trini. Yes, Malisha, Nas X, or C, Ariana Grande? Tradie.
Yes, Militia, you're in first.
Is it A?
A, Olivia Rodrigo is correct.
Nice.
With her album Sour topping the charts.
She's killing it.
All right, two to the tradies, one to the ladies.
You need this one here, Amanda, to stop her, okay?
Yep.
Question number four.
Who did Madonna kiss on stage at the...
Katie.
...Malisha for the win?
Britney Spears.
She's got it.
I mean, she's playing for the tradies,
but we'll take it as a win, you know, kind of,
because she's a lady.
$50 coming your way, all thanks to KFC.
Thanks for playing, mate.
Thank you.
Brie and Clint.
Clint away.
We're hoping he'll be back tomorrow.
But Producer Ben and Producer Anastasia have given me a hand this afternoon.
And you brought up an interesting subject about some doctor
that's commented on moustaches and beards. Yeah.
It is the season with all us, a lot of the guys
around. Movember. Movember's just finished. I've been seeing
the posts. I've been donating. Yeah.
I'm behind the cause.
I never do a link with mine. I have a
strong moustache and I shave it off
every November. I'm thinking...
By the time it's back, we're back to normal. I'm thinking
because I love you with
a moustache. I think you look fantastic. I love you with a moustache, I think you look fantastic.
I love you with a moustache.
Thank you.
I don't, that's why I wax it.
But I was thinking next year, because I get quite creeped out
when you shave your moustache off.
This year was trickier because we all came on a Zoom.
Well, that's the thing.
I don't recognise you without a moustache,
and I thought I could run a campaign next year.
Oh, you're going to run it for me?
Well, I'll raise the money for you not to shave it off.
I'll do it in October and if I raise a certain amount,
you don't have to shave it off.
Okay.
I'll think about it.
Okay.
I've got like a year to think about it.
We'll talk next year.
Anyway, yes, you're right.
There's a doctor that's doing the rounds on TikTok, Dr. Kamarn.
He does rounds everywhere.
We always play his audio.
He always comes up with real interesting stuff.
And the more I hear it and the more I see it,
I'm like, there's no way he's a real doctor.
He 100% is.
He's just taking full advantage of TikTok.
Show us proof.
Show us the certificate.
Proof, proof, proof.
Anyway, this study has been done on hospital workers
that have beards and don't have beards
and the health benefits of having it.
Okay.
It's a symbol of that.
Is this around wearing a mask or? No, it's just generally, is it healthy to have a beard and don't have beards and the health benefits of having it. Okay. It's as simple as that. Is this around wearing a mask or?
No, it's just generally, is it healthy to have a beard and is it not?
Okay.
Yeah, and this is what he has to say about it.
Growing a beard might be good for you according to science.
A study comparing hospital workers with and without beards found that clean-shaven faces
were three times more likely to carry MRSA.
Beards can actually give you super soft skin.
This happens because the beard not only protects the skin underneath
from aging by blocking sun exposure,
but the beard also acts as a barrier to stop you constantly touching
the skin around your face.
This stops you accidentally rubbing off the oils.
A beard might reduce the risk of sunburns and skin cancer on bearded areas.
There's evidence that having facial hair reduces UV light exposure
by a third compared to clean shaven facial hair.
I knew my Italian roots would come in handy one day.
Finally, a good reason.
It's basically saying that the hair is protecting you
from a lot of the UV light.
From the elements.
And just stopping you touching and feeling away your skin,
therefore making it softer and more healthier.
Well, you're less likely, yeah, to touch your skin
because there's, I mean, a big bush of hair there.
There's a big area that's blocking you from doing it.
Because when you think about it, that's what hair does.
It's meant to protect.
Like your eyebrows technically are meant to like keep dust and stuff out of your eyes
like your eyelashes are.
There you go.
Well, I'm just assuming.
If that's right, then that has to be.
I mean, it's got to be right.
And then I wonder sometimes, you know, a lot of us ladies out there, how unprotected we
are from the elements.
Yeah, okay.
Because, I mean, a lot of us are like slippery dips.
Like we've had laser hair removal.
Like Anastasia, have you thought about this?
Oh, I actually don't have much hair anyways, like in my armpits or anything.
Yeah.
Or my skin.
So we're left vulnerable.
We are very, very vulnerable.
Like the wind could hurt us.
And also, we can't just like,
Ben can just grow a moustache and completely change his look.
If we grow a moustache, I mean, it changes our look.
Yeah, you'd change your look.
It'd change our look, but probably not for the better,
depending on what your vibe is.
Hey, I think you do you.
Whatever you think makes you feel good.
I'd actually just prefer growing some eyebrows at this point.
That's where I really want to grow some big bushy eyebrows.
Both lacking here, aren't we?
Well, that's so interesting.
I feel like a lot of the lads are going to use that in arguments
with their partners.
Babe.
It's healthy to have this beard.
It protects me.
From the sun.
It's like being a superhero.
This is my cape.
Or something. I thought
we could play a game because I feel like we've done this before
on our show and it's very fun
where we came up with this
game where we think we can
tell if a guy has facial
hair or not just by the
sound of their voice. Okay. I feel
like we went pretty well last time. So from last
time we had five people on the line. Yes.
And you, or Clint and you, got
four out of five right. See, that's good odds.
Yeah, see, so what are you thinking?
Just a foot, like, are we going beard or no beard?
I think any type of facial hair, which
is moustache, beard, goatee,
flavour saver.
You can't tell if someone's got a goatee or not
based on, you know what, I'll leave that to you.
Okay, we're going to go facial hair, no facial hair.
We're going to call the game facial hair or left bear.
That's a great name.
So we need people to call 0800DIALZM.
We're not going to say beards or no beards.
Just call 0800DIALZM.
We'll guess next whether you're facial hair or bear.
We're about to play a game that we like to call facial hair or left bare.
That's right.
A doctor has come out on TikTok.
Yeah, that's right.
There's doctors on TikTok now.
Good on them.
It's going to get the message across to the kids.
Gets the message across to the kids.
And he has come out and said that having a beard or facial hair
can be very healthy for a person because you're less likely to touch your face.
It provides a layer of protection.
From the sun.
You know?
Yeah.
And if you're living in the wilderness, it provides warmth.
Yeah, that too.
So all good things.
So we're playing our classic game.
We're bringing it back where you guys call us up
and we're going to guess if you've got facial hair or your left bear.
Who's up first?
Let's go to Robert.
G'day, Rob.
How you going?
Good, thanks.
Okay, he's got, he's quite a, you know.
Yeah.
Rob, where are you in New Zealand?
Where are you from?
I'm in Invercargill.
Okay, he's an Invers boy.
Rob, what do you do for a job?
I'm a concrete worker.
Okay.
Ooh.
He sounds kind of young to me, though.
Yeah, he does sound young.
You know?
Are we going to ask the age, or do you think that's going to...
Let's leave the age out of it.
I think he's got a beard.
You do?
Yeah, southern man.
I reckon he's left bare.
Okay.
It's also, now that I've thought about it,
tricky question right after Movember, but that's okay.
Yeah, true.
It makes it harder.
I'm going to say left bare.
You're going to go beard.
I'm going to go beard.
Yep.
What have you got, Rob?
I've got nothing. Yes! Yeah, I've got nothing. It makes it harder. I'm going to say left bear. You're going to go beard. I'm going to go beard. Yep. What have you got, Rob? I've got nothing.
Yes.
Yeah, I've got nothing.
Got him.
Nothing.
What about a moustache?
Have you got at least a moustache?
No.
No.
He's a slippery sailor and we love it, Rob.
Appreciate you calling through.
There you go.
One to me.
Let's go to Dan.
G'day, Dan.
How's it going?
Good, thank you.
Dan, let's ask his age. How old are you, Dan?
Okay, I'm going age. I am
31 tomorrow. Oh, happy birthday, mate.
Happy birthday for tomorrow. Thank you, appreciate it.
What are you doing?
Right now, I am driving out to a family farm.
Oh, okay. So you're from
a farming family?
Yep. Okay, that's interesting.
I mean, I'm from...
Half Kiwi, half American.
Oh, interesting.
So you're going out
to the ranch.
Yep, exactly that.
See, that gives quite a bit.
That tells me quite a bit.
I'm from a farming family.
So you...
Do you think maybe...
I think he's got facial hair.
I don't think he does.
I think the farming families,
my brother's got facial hair,
my dad's got
one hell of a moustache. Yeah. I'm locking in facial hair. I don't think he does. I think the farming families, my brother's got facial hair, my dad's got one hell
of a moustache.
Yeah.
I'm locking in facial hair.
Well, just,
okay, I'm going to go no.
You're going left there.
Yeah, I'm going to go no
because one of us has,
you know.
Okay.
Alright, well.
Dan, what have you got?
At the age of 31,
I've officially had facial hair
for longer in my life
than without.
I have a beard.
Yes!
I'm going really well at this.
Thank you, Dan.
I could tell.
A big luscious beard. Thanks, Dan. Thank you, Dan. I could tell. A big luscious beard.
Thanks, Dan.
Thank you, mate.
Right, oh.
We've got a Ben.
G'day, Ben.
G'day. Hi there.
All right. Ben, what do you do for work, Ben?
I'm a real estate agent.
Okay. Ooh, that tells us a lot.
Yeah.
Because real estate agents...
Clean. You've got to be tidy.
Very tidy.
Yeah.
Normally dress, you know, super pristine, nice.
But, I mean, just because he's a real estate agent,
I think a beard can look very tidy.
Yeah, it can, you're right.
You just get it manicured, you know.
It's been too no-meat.
I know.
Ben, do you have a partner at the moment?
Yeah, I'm married and I've got four kids.
Okay, okay, that tells us a bit more.
I think he's got a beard
and it's well groomed.
I feel like he's got no beard
but he's got a good moustache.
Okay.
All right.
Well, all Ben's
should have a good moustache.
I'm going left bear.
I've changed my mind.
And I'm going
nice tidy beard.
Ben, what have you got?
Yeah, I've got a nice
manicured beard.
Yes, Ben! Damn it! Okay, okay. Get in you, mate. All right, appreciate you, Ben. Ben, what have you got? Yeah, I've got a nice, manicured beard. Yes, Ben!
Damn it!
Okay, okay.
Get on your, mate.
All right, appreciate you, Ben.
Thanks, mate.
Cheers, guys.
Okay.
All right, you need to get this one to tie with me,
and I need to get it to beat you.
Okay.
Who have we got?
Simon.
Hello, Simon.
How are you?
Welcome to the show.
Thank you.
Simon, what kind of shoes are you wearing right now?
Oh, some devilishly pointy brown thing.
Oh, that means he's fancy.
Does it?
Well, you said things, so he doesn't know the...
It sounds like a dress shoe to me.
Okay.
Look, it is a dress shoe, but you're right.
I've got no idea the style of the dress shoe.
Okay.
And, Simon, do you ever find yourself wearing, you know, a vest?
What?
How many of this, guys?
I'm going down the hipster route.
Yeah, I'm with you now.
Yep.
No, look, I've gotten rid of the vest from my childhood times.
So no, no.
Smart.
Right, right.
Okay.
Okay.
Any more questions for Simon?
This is big. Yeah. Right, right, okay. Okay. Any more questions for Simon? No.
This is big.
Yeah, it puts me in a draw.
Look, Simon, I think you've got a beard.
You sound like a guy with a beard.
I think he's got a beard too.
No, you can go beard too.
Okay.
But it means I still win.
Yeah, it would.
If we both get it right, you still get the win.
That's fine.
Simon, what are you rocking?
We're saying beard.
Look, congratulations, Bree.
You get the win here.
Yay, Simon!
There's a luscious beard here.
Get it, son! Good stuff, mate. here. There's a luscious beard here. And you look after that
luscious beard and you put a bit of oil in it
and you just... Oh, definitely.
Every morning, every morning, got to look swish.
Spread it around in the world. We love it, Simon.
Thanks for calling the show. And there you have it.
That's how you play facial hair. Beards are healthy.
Beards are healthy. The girls,
personally, I love a beard.
Wish I could grow one myself.
Just a moustache for me.
All right, that's how you play.
Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio.
This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy.
Dean, this has been a massive story over the last couple of months
and Alec Baldwin has finally done an interview
where he's spoken out about that horrific tragedy on set where the gun went off.
He has.
He's actually sat down with ABC News in the US and it's going to air tomorrow.
So we're going to see more context and more detail about what he has shared.
The interviewer, who's a very well-known journalist over here in America, said that it's one of
his most intense interviews he's ever done and that Alec answered every single question.
But the beast of audio that is circling the world today is this, that Alec Baldwin said,
the trigger wasn't pulled.
I didn't pull the trigger.
I would never pull a gun at anyone.
And I did not pull a trigger at them.
I have no idea how the live bullet got into the gun.
Check it out.
Have a listen to this.
I think we've got a bit of audio to how the interview's played out.
Very dramatic.
The trigger wasn't pulled.
I didn't pull the trigger.
So you never pulled the trigger?
No, no.
I would never point a gun at anyone and pull a trigger at them.
Never.
How did a real bullet get on that set?
I have no idea.
Someone put a live bullet in a gun.
A bullet that wasn't even supposed to be on the property.
What?
I'm so confused, Dean.
So he's saying he never even pulled the trigger on the gun.
Right. That's what he's saying.
So did it accidentally go off?
Is that what he's alleging?
And yeah, it feels like from that that it might have just gone off.
I don't know.
I believe the gun was in his hand.
Look, it is a criminal investigation that's still unfolding.
So I feel like there's going to be a lot more detail come out about it.
But really interesting to see that Alex has been so vulnerable
and so candid and so open.
Very interesting.
We'll probably chat probably this time tomorrow night.
We'll have a bit more detail around it.
Yeah.
Yeah, well, we'll wait for those updates.
But just a horrifically tragic story.
And, yeah, for everyone involved, everyone that was there, obviously the
family and the woman that lost her life.
Horrible, horrible story.
Hopefully some more updates
on that Alec Baldwin story for
you tomorrow.
Clint away, but the producer's giving me a hand
this afternoon and I need
you guys help because, I mean, have
you guys posted your Spotify
wrapped stats? No, I thought, have you guys posted your Spotify wrapped stats?
No, I thought it'd be some BD energy saying it on the radio.
Good, good.
Instead of...
We're not only sharing it.
And then post that on your social.
Film yourself talking about it on air.
That's even better.
Yeah, that's good.
Do that.
Yeah, that's great.
Does anyone, do you guys ever go,
oh, I'm interested in to know I'm interested?
No.
No, sometimes. I don't mind. I don interested in to know I'm interested? No. No, sometimes.
I don't mind.
I don't mind talking to people and they telling me.
I think when you start getting to the third or fourth Instagram story.
Yeah.
But it also tells you a lot about someone you're like, oh, okay.
Yeah.
Kind of actually.
And then I'm like, you know what?
Bold of you to post that.
Yeah.
Well, that's interesting.
I'm very keen to hear what songs you saw on people's wrapped things that you were like, bold to post that. Yeah, well, that's interesting. I'm very keen to hear what songs you saw on People's Wrapped,
things that you were like, bold to post that.
Yeah, I can't remember, but I do remember what I saw.
Okay, that's interesting.
I thought we could talk about the top five New Zealand-based
listen songs.
So like what people were listening to in New Zealand the most.
Okay, cool.
So this is the top five.
These are the stats from Spotify.
So let's go with number five
was Dua Lipa.
Levitating.
Yeah, good songs.
It was featuring DaBaby.
That was the one that was number
five. Not anymore.
Not anymore, but that's alright. We'll move on.
Dua Lipa, absolute banger of a song from her.
Doesn't surprise me.
She was my number one artist.
Was she?
Mm-hmm.
That's interesting.
Two years in a row.
Really?
She's my number one at the moment.
See, I would not have picked that for Anastasia, would you?
It's random.
Maybe because she talks about her enough with a running playlist.
Yeah.
Good upbeat music for running.
To be honest, she's one of the only artists that I listen to both albums back to front.
Like I know them all.
Oh, wow.
So yeah, I think the artist one is normally by you having all their songs.
Got right.
Gotcha.
Okay.
Well, let's see number four for New Zealand as a whole.
What was the fourth most listened to song?
We just played it.
Olivia Rodrigo, Good For You.
I mean, this song was massive.
Sure.
Not as big as her song Driver's Licence.
Yeah.
But big.
That's massive.
It was the follow-up, right, to Driver's Licence.
These are all songs with fans in them.
I know.
Yeah, we're looking great right now.
Yeah, I know.
We're looking pretty good.
Let's go to number three.
I mean, she was in my top most listened to artist.
Yeah, Doja Cat.
She's on fire at the moment.
Yeah.
Kiss Me More featuring SZA.
That was number three for the most listened to songs in New Zealand.
This next one does not surprise me one bit. We've absolutely thrashed it on ZM.
It's Glass Animals.
The most listened to songs in New Zealand this year.
Interesting that after it went on Triple J,
it'd been released for a whole year,
and that's awesome that we could still carry that trend on.
It's just gone nuts, and people have continued to play it, including us.
But the number one song most listened to here in New Zealand on Spotify for this year...
I mean, you could have guessed it.
It's this, Sheila.
She's got two in the top five. Crazy.
That's crazy. But this song was huge.
Such a big song. It was the biggest song of the
year, I think. No doubt.
Did she win like Young Artist of the Year?
She won like a million awards.
Every award. Would you Artist of the Year or something?
Yeah, it was massive. I thought we could
go through our top
song and see if it kind of matches.
Are we listening to the same thing?
You know, the rest of the country are listening to.
Who wants to go first?
Who's brave enough?
I'm brave.
Okay.
I don't mind going first.
Surely producer Ben's got to be something like Craig David.
Yeah.
Oh, that'd be great.
He is a big fan.
It's got to be Craig David.
What was it?
So this was my top song this year.
Yeah.
What have you been up to? He's a big fan. It's got to be Craig David. What was it? So this was my top song this year. 80 degrees away.
Yeah.
What have you been up to?
I think I must have, when Kanye dropped Donda,
I just must have gone zoning, listening.
This isn't even that old, though.
No, it's not.
I'm very impressed by that.
You must have wrapped up some trash. There were two songs from that album.
I must have left it on repeat overnight or something.
You went Donda crazy.
Yeah. This is a good song, though. Yeah, it is good. It's a really good song. I must have left it on repeat overnight or something. You went Donda crazy. Yeah.
This is a good song, though.
Yeah, it is good.
It's a really good song.
I'll go next if you want.
Yeah, okay.
Mine's quite weird, though.
Same here.
Mine's not a song anyone will know.
Okay, we'll go yours first.
Yeah.
What was your top listen to song?
My number one song is by a DJ called Dimension.
It's a drum and bass song called Remedy.
We loved it. Yeah DJ called Dimension. It's a drum and bass song called Remedy. We loved, yeah, we loved it.
Well, we know where Anastasia's going to be this summer
at any festival she can get to.
Pretend someone's up against you in the mosh.
Sweetie.
Oh, no, trust me.
Sipping the Vodka Ripple.
I was there with you last year.
Yeah, see, again, not exactly something that I expected, but.
Hey, tune.
Absolute tune.
All right, Brie.
I think mine's even weirder.
There's a story behind it, but my most listened to song for 2021 on Spotify was this.
It's not that weird.
It's fun.
Bit of RuPaul.
The story behind it.
Yeah, what is it?
When I was away filming Treasure Island,
which was all the way back in February, March,
I needed a song to pump me up in the morning
because it's quite a stressful form.
So you set that as your alarm?
You joke, but that song was my alarm.
And then I listened to it about three times
going to set, just
to pump me up for the day.
And I was like, not surprised.
It's a churn. That's a churn, yeah.
I thought based off of that, because it's quite
unusual, I'm interested
to know what people listening
to this show, what their top song was.
And if you had a little bit of a weird
one, like an unusual one.
Yeah, okay.
If you want to call us, 0800DIALZM or you can text us right now
on 9696.
Did you have a bit of an unusual top song on the Spotify rap list?
Okay.
We'd love to hear from you this afternoon and we'll see
if we can find some weird top songs.
I saw one of my friends, it was Little Mermaid.
Well, they might have kids.
I mean, banger, true.
No, banger.
Brie and Clint.
Clint Away, which I'm super interested to know what Clint's would be.
I reckon it would be Bon Jovi.
Do you reckon?
His most listened to song.
Or you know what his other favourite song is?
What?
Maroon 5, Moves Like Jagger.
Of course it would be.
He loves that track.
Yeah, i thought maybe
he'd be in the same sort of boat as a lot of other parents at the moment and it would be
for the kids yeah one of my friends it was a little mermaid oh yeah that's right it makes
sense uh if you've got kids but we're wanting to know on 0800DIALZM or you can text us on 9696,
did you have more of an unusual top song on your Spotify rap list this year?
Because, I mean, there's a lot of Ariana Grande's and Justin Bieber's
and, you know, all of that, and we love that,
but we want to talk to the more unusual picks.
And, Georgia, you've called through.
G'day, mate.
Georgia?
Oh, Sarah.
Hello, Sarah.
Hi.
What was your top song on Spotify rapped, mate?
It's a bit of an unusual one.
It was Bring It All Back by S Club 7.
I mean, I think a top pick.
20 years old, though, would you say, Sarah, this song?
Yeah.
Quite an old track.
Why do you think this was your top song in 2021?
I don't know.
My whole top 100 was like I'd been transported back to the 90s.
A better time, Sarah, you know?
Yeah.
A more simpler time.
My top artist was even weirder.
What was it?
Suzanne Prentice.
Oh, my goodness.
That is so funny.
I love that.
You've got some good taste in music.
Don't let anyone tell you different, all right?
All right.
Don't you stop trying, all right?
You keep moving.
See you, Sarah.
Thanks for calling.
Let's go to Georgia.
G'day, Georgia.
Hi.
How are you?
Good, thanks.
What was your unusual top song on your Spotify rap list?
It was Trainwreck by James Arthur.
Okay, so more
of a, you know, ominous
feeling.
Why do you think, I mean, I can
already guess why you'd be listening to this
this year.
Yeah, because I spent
the start of the year in England actually
and I couldn't go to any countries
and I just felt everything was
going into a train wreck basically. Yeah, absolutely and I feel like that's any countries, and I just felt everything was going into a train wreck, basically.
Yeah, absolutely, and I feel like that's quite relatable
to a lot of people, Georgia.
We've all felt a bit like that at some stage this year.
I want to ask, because you know how it did that aura thing this year?
And it gave you your aura, music, colours and stuff.
What was yours, Georgia?
I'm not actually sure.
Because I feel like mine was
empowerment and uplifting.
Okay.
So I'd be really interested to see what yours was.
Who was your top artist?
It was Itchy Ray.
Yeah. Well, I mean, it's a given.
He had some absolute tunes this year
with his new album. That makes a lot of sense.
Thanks for calling through.
Hopefully next year it'll be more an uplifting song.
I feel like, you know, good things are on the horizon for everyone.
Onwards and upwards, yeah.
Yeah, I think so too.
Absolutely.
A few other people on the text machine.
Someone said Anika Moore's, all of the songs she does for the kids
was on their top list.
And also someone else said Jojo Siwa
took over my Spotify. Oh, how good.
Oh, she had some absolute tunes,
didn't she? She was good. She's on Dancing with the Stars
at the moment, did you see? Did she?
Now? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, she
was the first person ever
to dance with the same-sex partner
on Dancing with the Stars. Oh, cool. And they're killing
it. I don't know if they won or not.
There you go. We got wrapped up in the Spotify wrapped.
We actually do care what people think.
So keep posting them.
We'll keep watching them.
We care.
For today.
You've got today.
Today only.
Delete it.
Yeah, tomorrow you're off my list.
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Bree and Clint.
Because this is big in the tech world.
Oh, you've got some tech news.
I've got some tech news, guys, and it's about Alexa.
Some people, you know, have Alexa in the home.
I haven't moved into that stage of my life yet.
What about you guys?
I don't have an Alexa, no.
I don't even have a speaker, let alone a smart speaker.
Why does this always come back to me?
I mean, you need to get a speaker first and then you can upgrade.
Oh, I mean, I need to get a TV.
They are great, though.
Well, you might want to get one after this news
because there's a new trend going around
which has revealed that Amazon's Alexa has a secret mode you can unlock.
Of course it does.
By saying a secret coded message.
Nice.
Isn't that wild?
That's cool.
My ears pricked up straight away.
I was like, what?
So they're calling this, yeah, unlocks a hidden super mode on the speaker.
A super mode? A super mode on the speaker.
Super mode?
A super mode where it can do apparently, I don't know.
I'm not sure, but we've got some audio of an Alexa speaker going into super saiyan mode.
I mean, super mode right here.
Okay.
Alexa, up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, start.
Super Alexa mode activated.
Starting reactors.
Online.
Enabling advanced systems.
Online.
Raising dongers.
What?
What?
I don't know what she's doing there.
Whoa.
Anyway. That is very creepy. What can she do? Well, that's doing there. Whoa. Anyway.
That is very creepy.
What can she do?
Well, that's the thing.
What does it do?
I thought we could put it to the test here.
Okay.
And we're going to, you know, do our own version of this where we're going to see what the super mode is all about.
I heard that when Alexa goes into super mode, Ben,
it can pretty much Bluetooth to anyone's phone in the room
and it reads out their Google history.
I don't know if I want to test that now.
We can do it.
Well, we won't do you.
Are we talking about normal Chrome or incognito?
Well, it's Alexa.
It knows everything.
Well, I don't know.
Should we put it to the test?
Okay.
Okay.
Alexa, up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, start.
Okay.
Anastasia's Google history.
Oh, no.
28th November 2021.
A name Bing website.
Lulu Lemon website.
Only designer clothes websites.
29 November
2021.
Still going. How to unclog
a toilet.
How to unclog a drain.
30 November
2021.
Red
tube.
Brian Clint.
Once upon a time, there was a girl.
She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic.
Not really, but picking a movie title based on just the plot line,
that she can do.
Brie and Clint's what's the plot?
Clint is away, but that doesn't mean we won't play.
And we are playing for $400 today.
Yeah, that's a good amount.
We're starting to get up there now.
The pressure's starting to be put on Brie and she's nervous.
Yeah, I feel like when the higher it gets, the more pressure I feel
and the worse I play.
Yeah.
No, I think you're okay.
You're okay under pressure.
Not too bad.
I can snap, though, at any point.
Claire, who you're versing, how are you under pressure?
Yeah, I'm not too bad, actually.
Yeah, confidence.
Oh, see it.
Yeah, no, that's good.
Good, Claire.
How do you go?
Have you played in the car before?
Yes.
And how do you usually go?
Not too bad
Just say great
Just say really good
Just lie
Really good
There you go
She's great
Yep good
Just lie
Absolutely
Every time
The pressure's on now
Alright Claire
Well Ben will explain
The rules of the game
$400
All thanks to KFC
Up for grabs
Here we go guys
What's the plot?
All I have to do is read out
Some movie plot lines.
The first to buzz in with their name and correctly guess it gets the point.
The best of three, so the first to two, wins the game.
Okay.
We all understand?
Yep.
Got it.
We're ready.
And today's theme is...
Christmas movies.
Christmas movies.
I love a Christmas movie.
So clear. Tis the season, obviously, but just note, Brie does love it,
so you're going to have to buzz in rapid.
Okie dokie.
You know I've got a monthly calendar for December
about which Christmas movie I watch on each day of December?
Yeah.
I should share that tomorrow on the show.
Yeah, you should.
Sorry, Claire, I feel like this might be my game, but hey, you can be.
But I think it's Claire's.
Yeah, I think it's Claire's game too.
Okay, here we go.
Your first movie.
Our main character and his loyal dog live a solitary existence inside a cave on a mountain.
Break the Grinch.
Tuesday.
I can't skip that again.
She's got it.
Great film.
Okay.
I was a bit confused.
Claire, did you get that?
Did you know?
I'm fine.
I just don't want to know what it was.
Okay.
Claire, you there?
Yeah.
Okay, she's there.
Come on, Claire.
You got this, mate.
You got this.
Yeah, here we go, Claire.
You've got to get this point.
Cool.
And be quick.
Be real quick. Oh, no we go, Claire. You've got to get this point. Cool. And be quick. Be real quick, Claire.
Oh, no.
That means I love this movie.
Our main character was accidentally transported to the North Pole
as a toddler and raised to adulthood among...
Great elf.
Elf.
It's got to be it.
100%.
No doubt in my mind.
Lock it in
If it's wrong
I'll give Claire
400 bucks
Out of my own money
Whoa
Really?
100%
That's how confident I am
If I'm wrong Claire
I will give you
400 bucks
Of my own money
Cool
Claire do you think
That's right?
Yeah Yeah it is Claire, do you think that's right? Yeah.
Yeah, it is.
Oh!
I was sitting here mouthing to Bree,
you're in big trouble.
That's wrong.
He was like...
She's like, oh, my God, I don't have that kind of money.
He was looking at me, Claire, going,
that's not what it is.
That's not what it is.
And I was like, shit.
She's got you, Claire, going, that's not what it is. That's not what it is. And I was like, shit. She's got you, Claire.
Sorry, Claire.
But hey, we've got 50 KFC chicken dollars for playing,
and we appreciate you calling through.
Oh, lovely.
Thank you very much.
No worries, Claire.
Oh, she's got great energy.
Yeah, she did.
She was lovely.
Well, she got a prize.
Well, she did.
And you go up an extra 50 for next week.
You know, my butthole puck it up
that yeah that was the point i was like she's this confident let's bring her down a notch i need to
go to the bathroom i've got to talk to you about this woman i saw who she's making headlines today
because she's addicted to marriage that loves it like getting married. Like getting married? Loves getting married.
Okay.
The idea of it, the whole day,
her being obviously the centre of attention.
Yeah, right.
So much so that she has been married 11 times to nine different men.
So how does that work exactly?
Two.
So two of them she married twice.
Oh, right.
Okay.
Yeah.
So I don't know if it was a renewing the vows situation
or if, you know, they broke up and then they got divorced
and then got remarried.
And she's like, if you want to get back together, we have to marry.
We're going to marry again.
You know how much I love it.
Do you reckon by wedding number eight, the family just stops showing up?
They're like, we can't do this anymore.
I can't buy another dress for this, Sherelle.
Well, maybe the family love it too.
Another party.
How does someone, let's say, okay, let's do the math on this.
Let's say a wedding costs what?
Ten.
Let's just go ten.
And that's like, you know, not a big wedding.
Okay, I reckon we go in between.
We'll say 15.
Okay.
Okay, 15 times 11.
How much do you guys reckon?
It's $165,000 just on weddings.
And also the lawyer fees for when you get divorced twice.
That's expensive.
A big, big group of...
Yeah, that too, yeah.
What if she has the same dress?
That's a great question.
I feel like she'd...
She'd spice it up.
Maybe if she was remarrying the same guy,
like the one she married twice.
Oh, it'd be smart to wear this.
Oh, my God, imagine if she rocked up in the other one's dress.
Yeah, see, I just don't know.
There's a lot of girls in the car right now
that it'll be jealous that they've not even made it to one.
I know.
She's done 11.
Stop hogging all of the men.
Okay, so what do we know?
So what we know is that she's been proposed to 28 times.
Oh, my goodness.
Those sort of numbers, oh, my God.
Yeah.
And she said she's not giving up on love yet because obviously, you know, 11 marriages haven't worked she said she's not giving up on love yet.
Because obviously, you know, 11 marriages haven't worked,
but she's not giving up yet.
How old do you think she is?
She's not that old.
Okay.
I'm going to say 46.
She started...
38?
She's 52.
Okay, I went really low.
You went real low.
I mean, she's been married 11 times.
Yeah, true.
I think, you know, whatever makes you happy.
I'd be interested to know what the shortest wedding was.
Like if it was like a sex date.
I think she talks about quite a few of her husbands.
Like her first husband, it was really early out of high school.
They met in high school, so that was her first husband.
Her second husband, she said, we just had a lot of fun together,
but we got divorced because we couldn't work it out.
And then we did work it out, so I married him again.
Smart.
Right.
There you go.
Okay.
But, yeah, she talks about all the different marriages she had.
I'm interested to know if people listening know people
who love to get married as well.
Yeah, multiple.
Maybe it's you.
Maybe you're the one that has been married multiple times
or maybe it's someone you know.
But we want to hear from you this afternoon on 0800-DIAL-ZM.
You can remain anonymous,
but do you know someone who's been married a bunch of times?
They just love getting married.
Yeah.
You can text us on 9696.
We're looking for the people who are obsessed with marriage.
Bree and Clint.
Clint away, but he would love this because we're talking about people
who've been married a bunch of times.
A woman, a story about a woman who's been married 11 times
to nine different men.
So if you want to figure out that riddle,
she married a couple of them twice.
Same one.
Riddle solved.
The riddle solved.
So we're asking you this afternoon on 0800DIALZM,
do you know someone, might be yourself,
who's been married a bunch of times?
Sarah's called up.
G'day.
Hey, how are you going?
Good, thanks, Sarah.
Who's the person?
Is it you that's been married a bunch of times or someone you know?
No, so it is my aunt.
Over my lifespan, we have known her to be attached to three men and one woman.
Okay, so she's been married four times, three men and a woman.
Yep, just to really mix things up.
Number three was a woman and then she went back to the male and she's on to number five
but they're not married yet. Okay, and is that a man or a woman, number five?
Man. Okay, so she's had a bit of taste of the rainbow
so to speak. Yeah. Had a fair share of everything and I was going to ask
did one of them end in good connection but she's
on to number five so hopefully lucky number five.
Yeah, so she's got quite a strong personality.
Yeah, okay.
So she's just one of those people that you're just not surprised
when she's on to number five.
Okay.
Yes, yes.
Gotcha.
Well, you know, sometimes people are great for a short time
and not a long time.
Exactly, exactly.
So, you know, why not?
All the best. I appreciate you calling through, Sarah. There you go.
Four marriages. Yeah, that's a bit. It's a good effort. But let's see if we can
top that. Anonymous, g'day. Hello.
Anonymous, who's the person that's been married a bunch of times?
My mum. Oh, it's your mum. Okay. And what are we talking? How many
times? Three times that she's currently engaged. Okay. Okay. And what are we talking? How many times?
Three times that she's currently engaged.
So she's getting married for the fourth time this year.
Okay.
And right, so she's getting married for the fourth time.
And do you think she's finally got it right on this fourth one?
Oh, 100%. No, yeah, definitely.
Really?
Okay.
So that's really interesting that you think, well, out of the four of them,
she's nailed it on this last one.
Yeah, well, I wasn't, like, alive for the first one, but the other two
definitely weren't it.
They just weren't involved.
Gotcha, gotcha.
Okay, well, that's awesome to hear that she's got a really good one,
fourth time lucky.
Yeah.
Just goes to show you need to taste the whole buffet before sometimes you find your favourite meal.
Yeah, right.
But this lady you're talking about, she's gone back to a few of them.
Oh, trust me, her pants are busting at the seams.
She's tasted so much of the buffet.
Yeah, right.
She's tasted everything.
She's been to the car park and had some food out there.
Bree and Clint.
It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday.
It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's
Birthday Banger. Alright,
Birthday Banger for a Thursday.
Let's make it a good one. This is where we take
your birthdays and we figure out what was
number one on your 16th birthdays
and we'll play our favourite one. Let's go
to Melanie first. G'day, Mel.
Hello. How are you?
Good, thank you. That's good.
How's your week been so far, Mel?
It's been lovely.
Nice weather.
I can't complain.
Oh, you've got a nice vibe.
I like that.
Well, let's see if we can top it off with your birthday, Banger.
What's your birthday?
18th of February, 1975.
All right, Mel.
You were 16 in 1991. And on the
18th of Feb in 91,
your 16th birthday, this was
number one.
Oh, I like that one, Mel. I love
that. The one hit wonder that
is Ice Ice Baby and Vanilla
Ice.
You gotta remember that.
That's a great one.
I'd be sticking around.
You definitely could win with that.
That's the definition of a birthday banger.
Yeah, spot on.
All right, well, let's go to Troy.
G'day, Troy.
Hey, guys.
How's it going?
Good, mate.
You called through early for birthday banger.
Oh, you know, got to get ahead of the queue.
No, I like that, Troy.
I like that.
Playing the game hard and I'm here for it.
Very smart.
Well, let's do it if you say okay.
What's your birthday?
18th of January, 1996.
Oh, so your birthday's coming up.
What are you doing for your birthday, you're hoping?
Oh, I hope to just drink some beers and just chill out with mates, I think.
Sounds good.
It'll be good weather for it in January.
Oh, I think it's cool.
You were 16, Troy,
in 2012. And on the
18th of January in 2012,
this was top of the
charts.
Bit of Jesse J. Domino.
What do you think of that, Troy?
Yeah, it's a bit of a banger.
It's a good song.
Every time that comes on, you can't help but bop your head to it.
Yeah, you know?
Surely that's a winner, let's be honest.
Well, you know me, Troy.
Troy's ready for the game to end.
All right, that's it.
Let's wrap it up here, guys.
Let's wrap this up.
No, I think it's in with a chance, Troy, that's for sure.
Let's go to, we've got one more to do.
Natalie, hello, mate.
Hi.
How's your day been?
Great, thanks.
What about you?
Oh, not too bad, Natalie.
Got to hang out with my friends here in the studio,
just talking crap.
It's pretty good, actually.
Hey, it's professional.
What we do is a professional.
Yes, we talk.
Sorry, we talk shit professionally.
We went to uni for this.
It's true.
I didn't go to uni for this.
That's embarrassing. You can tell. I went to uni for something else that's true. I didn't go to uni for this. That's embarrassing.
You can tell.
I went to uni for something else that I don't use the degree for.
Cost me a lot of money, Natalie.
Did you go to uni?
Kind of, but I didn't last.
Good decision.
You could do our job then.
You'll find out.
Kids, if you're listening, stay in school, but also waste of time.
Okay.
Let's do Natalie's birthday, babe.
What's your birthday, Natalie? The 4th of August, 1992. All right, Nat. time. Okay. Let's do Natalie's birthday, babe. What's your birthday, Natalie?
The 4th of August, 1992.
All right, Nat.
You were 16 in 2008.
And on the 4th of August in 2008, this had a number one hit.
I kissed a girl and I loved it.
The taste of her cherry chapstick.
God, this was big.
Katy Perry's first hit, I Kissed A Girl.
Do you remember that, Nat?
So good, yeah.
We were just placing bets on who we thought it might be
and we were like, maybe it'll be Katy Perry.
Okay.
Well, there you go.
Obviously, your brain kind of remembers what was big
when you were 16.
Yeah, that's a top tune from Katy Perry.
Right, now we have to vote.
Okay.
Well, I'm going to go Katy Perry.
Really?
Okay.
As soon as I heard that, I was like, that's...
You're keen for the Katy Perry.
They're all really strong birthday bangers.
And I like that Natalie sort of got it.
She's like, I think we're about there.
So she understands it.
Yeah, yeah.
I really liked everyone's vibe today and I liked every single song.
I'd be happy with any of them.
But I'm going to go with my boy Troy and go Domino.
Okay, so it's over to Anastasia.
For the deciding vote.
You can choose any of them?
Yes.
You know what?
I'm going to have to stick to my roots.
I love Katy Perry and I think we need that for a Thursday.
Right, Katy Perry, that means Natalie,
you have won Birthday Banger.
Nice work.
Yay, exciting.
This will take you back to 2008, Katy Perry's first hit,
I Kissed a Girl for Birthday Banger today.
I know where I was, probably at a club somewhere kissing girls.
That's what Katie wants.
Hey, we were all doing it.
Wasn't it boarding school, Bree?
No.
It's Birthday Banger on today.
All right, guys.
This is big.
This is huge.
We're about to give someone $100,000.
So here's what's happening.
For the past eight weeks, JB Hi-Fi have been running this competition
where if you spend $100 in store, you go into the draw to win $100,000.
Which is annoying because I don't think I can win
and I've spent so much money there.
I know.
Same here, especially leading up to Christmas.
But it's an amazing competition and life-changing money.
Look, we've done this before.
We've done this dance.
You might remember Jim who won $100,000 last time.
He was very cool, calm and collected.
Probably the most cool, calm and collected person I've ever heard
winning that amount of money.
But who knows what's about to happen because this person doesn't know
that they've won.
I'm so nervous.
Me too.
You can hear it in my voice.
I'm very nervous.
I think it's $100,000.
Well, we don't give away money like this.
This is life-changing money.
Especially now.
It's locked down.
We're just getting out.
This would be so amazing.
Can you imagine?
This would actually make 2021 a good year for this person.
Okay. Alright, we've got the number.
Ben is about to put the number into
the system. We're about to call the person
and tell them they've won
the JB Hi-Fi competition
$100,000. Here we go.
Alright.
We know this person
has entered 21
times.
They're from Palmy North.
Hello, Jason speaking.
G'day, is that Jason?
Yes, it is.
Oh, hi there.
It's Bree here from ZM's Bree and Clint.
How are you?
G'day, Bree.
Good, thank you.
Yourself?
Yeah, not too bad.
Look, Jason, I've got some good news and I've got some bad news.
Do you want the good news or the bad news?
Oh, either or is good.
Okay, cool.
Look, I'll give you the good news first because there is no bad news.
Just calling to let you know you've won $100,000.
You are kidding me.
Oh, you beauty.
All thanks to JB Hi-Fi. $100,000, Jason.
My heart is beating out of my chest.
Oh, my God.
Absolutely amazing.
Thanks, guys.
Thanks, JB Hi-Fi.
I've got goosebumps everywhere, Jason.
What does $100,000 mean to you, mate?
Oh, you, I don't know.
You have no idea.
It's even hard to comprehend that I've been one.
Yeah.
Has it been a tough year, mate?
Oh, no, it hasn't been a tough year.
It's been a challenging year for everyone.
But, you know, coming into Christmas, it's just absolute.
Mate, I never win anything.
Christmas?
Mate, what about next year?
It's $100,000.
What are you going to buy with it?
I'll start with a packet of Tim Tams and have a cup of tea.
Yeah.
You can't get more Kiwi than that.
He wins $100,000 and you're going to buy yourself a packet of Tim Tams.
Oh, my God, I'm shaking.
I'm shaking. I'm shaking.
I mean, if you want to throw a bit,
a thousand bucks my way just to share it around,
why not, eh?
Absolutely, we're family.
Mate, we're
joined by the joy of money now,
all thanks to JB Hi-Fi.
Yeah. What would you do
with a hundred K while Jason
says he's going to buy a packet of Tim Tams.
And have a cup of tea, though.
And have a cup of tea.
Absolutely, mate.
Hey, massive thanks from ZM and JB Hi-Fi.
You entered the competition 21 times.
You're a very deserving winner.
And enjoy the $100,000, mate.
I really, really extremely appreciate
everyone so thank you very much hey.
No worries. Hey have a good day.
You too. Thank you. See you mate.
Bye.
There it is. Jason
$100,000 richer
all thanks to JB Hi-Fi.
I hope we can do this again next
year. And a packet of Tim Tams. And he gets a packet
of Tim Tams. Oh Jase what a Ki Tim Tams. Oh, Jase, what a Kiwi legend.
And the guys at JB High Five.
Producers, I had a bit of a run-in with an advent calendar today.
What happened?
Maybe it's not the cops.
I thought that's how the sentence was.
Well, who said that they weren't involved as well?
I mean, they could have been called in this situation
because I got caught out.
Have you been making a legal advent calendar?
I know what you did.
That's where my mind went, but I don't even know what it is.
Do you want to buy one?
There's a brownie in every day.
What?
I know what you did.
You went and bought the Frozen, you know,
Frozen or Disney themedthemed advent calendar.
Yeah.
Got home.
By the time you got home from the supermarket,
you'd eaten every chocolate.
That's not legal, though.
No, it's worse.
It's worse than that.
So currently at my house, my partner and I,
we're starting to put up a few Christmas decorations.
Have you got the tree up?
Not yet, this weekend.
We're going to get the tree.
But we've put up our advent calendar.
Are you getting it or stealing it?
We're buying it.
We're buying it.
Don't worry.
We're not stealing trees.
I know you're past with trees.
That's what I'll say for the radio anyway.
Anyway, so our advent calendar isn't one that you buy
and you pull the doors open and stuff.
It's like a long string that has, I mean, how many days in December?
30 days.
No, don't help it. It was days in December? 30 days. There's 24. Don't help her.
There's 24 to Christmas.
30 days has September, April, June and November.
You do it up till Christmas.
All the rest have 31.
You do it up till Christmas.
Christmas 24, 25.
Oh, true, 25.
Okay, so 25 and it has 25.
Mate, that's a crime on its own.
That was terrible, eh?
I'm going to be taken away.
So there's 25 little baby stockings on this piece of string
and you hang it on the wall
and then you put your own things in the stockings.
Love that.
It's real cute.
Anyway, so my partner put it up yesterday and then I came home to find that day one
had been filled with something special.
So it was a little kinder surprise.
Do you guys each put something in for each other?
So day one, she did.
Okay.
And I found it when I got home and I was like, oh, that's real cute.
There's like a little kinder surprise and a little note that was put into day one.
Yeah.
And so I was like, okay, sweet.
I need to remember tomorrow that I need to put something in for day two.
So then, you know, it'll be there when she gets to the advent calendar.
For sure.
So this morning I was very busy and I was doing all kinds of things
and it got down to the wire and I'd totally forgotten to go buy something
to put in the advent calendar.
So I decided that I would just have a look around the cupboards
and the house to see if I could find something to put in the advent calendar, right?
Oh, no.
So I was looking through the cupboards and I went into the laundry and I opened this drawer where usually it's just a bunch of random crap in there,
like pencils and bolts and, you know, nothing.
Screws and rubber bands.
You know, books and pens and stuff.
Okay. Anyway, so I've opened this drawer and I was so shocked,
but boom, a packet of sour Skittles randomly floating around in the drawer.
Nice.
And I was like, boom, we're on here.
It's meant to be.
Yeah, because, I mean, she loves sour stuff.
So I was like, this is great.
I've nailed it.
So I've grabbed these things, sour Skittles,
and then I've written a note and I've put it into the advent calendar thinking I've done well here.
Save the day.
Anyway.
Oh, my God.
I receive a text saying,
did you put something in the advent calendar for me?
And I said, yeah.
Morning.
Love you.
I definitely did.
I said, yeah, of course I did. said yeah of course i did you know don't
worry about it i know i'm so cute she goes that's the thing i'd bought for day three for you and i'd
hit it in that drawer and the most thoughtful caring caring partner award goes to...
I couldn't get away with it.
She goes, that was the thing I got for day three
because I thought ahead.
What are the chances?
I was like, we've bought the same thing.
And she goes, I'm not buying that at all.
Day four, Cole?
Day four will be nothing.
Nothing.
Absolutely nothing.
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