ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 2nd December 2022

Episode Date: December 2, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. Hello and welcome to the Brian Clint Podcast where we are out of the studio. We're on tour, baby. Yeah, we're in Tooronga for Friday Oku Live, which is very exciting. And we've got a little guest here, Clint. We do. Please welcome to the podcast, Ashley.

Yes, clap. Clap her in. Hi, Ashley. Hi. How old are you, Ashley? Eleven, clap. Clap her in. Hi, Ashley. How old are you, Ashley? Eleven. Eleven. And you do some radio at school, don't you? Yeah.

And you and I and your mum, we've all known each other for a little while, haven't we? Yeah. What would you say you want to do when you grow up? I want to be a chef. Oh, cool job. That's a cool job. What made you want to be a chef? Watching MasterChef.

Yeah. That really gets people into cooking, doesn't it? Did you watch MasterChef Kids? Yeah. Yeah. What do you prefer, MasterChef Adults or MasterChef Kids? MasterChef Adults. Yeah.

Food's better, eh? Yeah. The big dogs. Hey, Ashley, what's your signature meal that you can make? Do you cook anything? If you had an audition for MasterChef tomorrow, what would you cook? I'd probably cook the scrambled eggs my granddad taught me. Oh.

What's the secret to good scrambled eggs? I have no clue. Lots of butter? That's my secret. Lots of pepper and salt. Lots of pepper and salt. That's my secret Lots of pepper and salt Lots of pepper and salt That's my secret too And take the eggs out of the shell

I like a bit of chives in my scrambled eggs If you're feeling really fancy Do you want to give a shout out to anyone? Some of your friends while you're here? I'm going to give a shout out to Alia, my best friend Alia, your best friend? Alia gets the podcast Yeah, she listens to the podcast And if not, she'll be listening to Alia, my best friend. Alia, your best friend? Alia gets the podcast. Yeah?

Yeah. She listens to the podcast. And if not, she'll be listening to this one, I bet. Anyone else? What about your mum? Yes, my mum. She's right there. She's waiting for a shout-out.

Shout-out to mum. Well, thanks for jumping on the podcast and coming to visit us. It was very nice of you. We'll see you the next time we're in Toedong, all right? Yeah. Sounds good. Brian Clint, here's a podcast, everyone. We'll see you the next time we're in Tauranga, eh? Yeah. Sounds good. Bree and Clint, here's the podcast, everyone. I'm coming in.

Well, howdy, pilgrims. It's Bree and Clint. Good, everybody. Welcome to the Friday edition of the Bree and Clint Show, where today we are live from the Bay of Plenty, my Tauranga wayway. It is good to be here, people, because you always bring the fun. Thank you. God, it's good here.

Oh. Oh, yeah, you bring the fun. I will tonight, Friday. Okay, I got my Crocs ready to go. Me too. I got my giblets to put in them this time. I am good to go, boy. Gibbets, not giblets.

Potato, potato. You say giblets, I say gibbets. Well, let's kick off the show with Trady versus Lady. Wait, wait, wait giblets, I say gibbets. Let's kick off the show with Trady versus Lady. Wait, wait, wait. We've got to talk about what we're going to sing today because it's Friday Okie Day. And we're here in Toedung for Friday Okie Live at Mount Social Club.

7 o'clock tonight. On the radio Friday Okie, we'll be doing this shockingly hard song to sing. I could have my Gucci on. Gucci on. I could wear my Louis Vuitton. Meghan Trainor. Shockingly hard song to sing. Meghan Trainor. I think I burst a testicle trying to sing this one. Me too.

And I don't even have testicles. Five o'clock, we'll do that. But Bree's right. Tradie vs. Lady next. We need a tradie and a lady. That's right. $50 cash if you want to play. 0800 dials it in right now. Bree and Clint. Time for Tradie and a lady. That's right. $50 cash if you want to play. 0800 dials at M right now. Bree and Clint.

Time for tradie versus lady. Bree and Clint. Tradie versus lady. All right. The tradies picking up a win yesterday, bringing their total to 108 wins for the year. The ladies on 88 wins for the year. Let's meet our lady first.

She's from Upper Hutt. She's 37 and she's got a false toenail. Welcome to the show, Bix. G'day, Bix. What do you mean a false toenail? So a long time ago when my son was a baby, my toenail kind of got clipped when I was pulling him down a hallway in a baby bouncer. Yeah.

And so since then it has never grown properly, so I decided to get a false toenail put on because it's very ugly. Oh my God, I didn't even know you could do that. What? So do you have to get it glued on? Yeah, it's just like getting your nails done. Oh, of course. No way.

Yeah, right. Interesting. Okay. I was like, why didn't I think of that sooner? That is a good fun fact, Bex. I like that. You're taking on our tradie today. He's from Auckland. of that sooner? That is a good fun fact, Bex. I like that. You're taking on our tradie today.

He's from Auckland. He's 22 and he is a landscaper. Welcome to the show, Luku. Hey, Luku. Hi, thank you. Welcome to the show, mate. How long have you been in landscaping? For more than a year.

Before that, I used to be a bartender. I used to make some nice cocktails. Oh, he's jack of all trades. What was your signature drink? Espresso martini. Oh, good one. All right. Luca, your buzzer is tradie. We had a party last Friday, and I made some good cocktails.

And one of the mates forgot where he kept all the tools. So, yeah, it was a surprise. You're a good man to have on site. I like it. Luca, your buzzer is tradie. Bec's yours is lady. First to three correct answers gets 50 bucks from KFC. Good luck to both of you.

Here we go. Here we go, guys. Question number one. What is a baby koala called? Is it a joey, a pup, or a kitten? Pretty. Yes, Luca. Pup.

He said pup. A pup? That's incorrect. Bec, do you want to have a guess? A joey or a kitten? A joey. That is on the money. It is a joey.

One to the ladies. Question number two. Who slapped Chris Rock in the face at the Oscars earlier this year? Luku. Luku? What did you say? Sorry, Luku? Will Smith.

Will Smith's correct. Take us off speaker if you can. Luku, it's hard to hear you say? Sorry, Luku. Will Smith. Will Smith's correct. Take us off speaker if you can. Luku, it's hard to hear you. Let's keep going. All right, we're one apiece. Question number three. Buzz in, guys, when you can tell me who sings this song. Lady.

Yes, Bex. Oh. Dua Lipa. Yeah. Nice work. She's got two on the board. One to the tradies. Question number four.

Everyone is currently sharing their most played Spotify songs for 2022. Who is the most played Kiwi artist on Spotify? Lady. Yes, Bex, for the win. Is it 660? She's a lady. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. You can buy

fake toenails without $50. I was going to say, that's a lot of toenails. You can't even get a painter for that. Well done, Bex, you're training

for First Lady Champion. Congratulations. Thank you. Bree and Clint. Clint, if people are like me, when you're in those situations

in life where someone is rude to you, for no reason, really, like really rude, you kind of panic and you lock up and you just kind of don't know what to say. And then afterwards you're like, I should have said this and I should have done that. That's the worst feeling.

Recently happened to me when the woman came up to me on the beach and she goes, it's not time to have your dogs on the beach. Yeah. And she was in the wrong, but I- Froze. Froze. And just was like, oh, I'm so sorry.

Anyway, I've seen this TikTok from this relationship therapist. Her name's Kimberly Moffat. And she has shared some tips that are perfect for those situations about things you should do. Right? So these are some tools you can use when you get approached by a really rude person or someone is just rude to you for no reason. Take a listen to what the relationship therapist says. First thing you're going to do, you are going to take a deep breath. You're not going to say anything.

This makes them feel deeply unsettled and puts them off their game right off the bat. Next thing you're going to do, have you guys seen that clip of Tom Cruise on the internet where he's on the red carpet and this guy squirts water in his face? You know that Tom Cruise actually reacts in like the most shocking way.

He starts asking the person questions. Asking questions calls out the behavior and brings attention to how ridiculous it is. Finally, guys, when someone is consistently rude, they are almost always looking for a dopamine hit. If you turn your body away and keep your palms open, it actually asserts your true dominance and deprives them of the dopamine hit they want. That is fascinating. I mean, apart from that last weird dopamine one.

Those first two are so... Should we try it? The take a deep breath one. If I was the person who'd been rude, I would be terrified that I had just offended a psychopath. Yeah. You know? Okay, let's try it. You be rude to me.

What are you doing? Mate, you just pulled out of me in traffic. What, would you get your licence off the back of a bloody cereal packet? See, it's so scary. Why are you behaving like that towards me? What are you doing? Why are you approaching me like that? Are you okay?

Are you alright? I feel like you're about to do some jiu-jitsu or something like that. Okay, you be rude to me. that. Are you okay? Are you alright? I feel like you're about to do some jujitsu or something like that. You be rude to me. Okay. Oh, mate, nice shirt. Where do you shop at Kids Gap? What are you doing, mate? Your shirt's ugly. It's so ugly.

Oh, I just farted and you breathed that in. The situation is about to escalate. Time for the later. From iHeartRadio, this is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, this is massive news in sport. A football player is set to become the highest paid sports person of all time after they're set to sign a new deal. Of all time, Christian Ronaldo will make $308 million per year

as he signs on with a Saudi Arabian team. Now, what's so crazy about this, like, first of all, that is an unfathomable number. No one has ever been paid that before. Here's the thing, though. As you all, that is an unfathomable number. No one has ever been paid that before. Here's the thing, though. As you know, he is big star power.

I think he may even be the most followed person on Instagram or one of the most followed people on Instagram. Correct. So having someone like that in the team

will draw unimaginable attention to the game and eyes and viewers and advertisers. And something else I've got to tell you, I spent a lot of time over in that area

in Dubai and Abu Dhabi and that whole UAE, they are so into celebrity and pop culture. It is very full on. They love it, and they really, really idolize people who are very famous. And so I'm not at all surprised that they would find $308 million a year for this guy. But I'll tell you what, he's pretty good looking. I'd buy him out if I had the money. He's extremely good looking.

He's extremely good at football. He's also extremely old for a professional sports player. He's 37 good looking. I'd pay him that if I had the money. He's extremely good looking. He's extremely good at football. He's also extremely old for a professional sports player. He's 37 years old. By the time he starts this contract, he'll be 38. He turns 38 in February. This is at the end of his career, 100% no doubt, and probably why he signed on for the deal. Do you know how much he's set to make?

Because it's a two and a half year deal. Yeah. So he's set to make $770 million in two and a half years. Oh, you would? You would? Jeez, that's a lot of money. You go, oh, my old man bones are a bit tired. I don't really want to play much football anymore.

We'll pay you $700 million. Oh, go on then. I feel good. Yeah, my knees are pretty good now. What do I tell him? I think I might do a backflip. Jesus. Crazy. I knees are pretty good now. What did I tell you? I think I might do a backflip. Jesus. Crazy.

I should have stuck with soccer. I'm telling you, mate. The world game. Brian Clint, that's the latest with our sports correspondent, Dean McCarthy, live out of Los Angeles. He only talks about hot athletes, though. And ball sports. Yeah, and only ball sports.

Yeah, and only male athletes. Brian Clint. And ball sports. Yeah, and only ball sports. Yeah, and only male athletes. We worked out today that it took us longer to Uber from the airport to our Tauranga studio than it took us to fly from Auckland to Tauranga. Yeah, one of our... Very Kylie Jenner of us. Yeah, one of our film producers, Megan, said to me, because she was sitting next to me on the flight, she goes, how long is this flight? And I said, about 25

minutes. She goes, what? I said, yeah, we're about to descend and land. She was like, what? We legit waited for the Uber longer and got the Uber longer than the flight. Amazing. Hey, this next story, I'll warn people, bit of a down buzz, but then a feel good at the end.

So bear with me. That's how I like to describe a night with me. Or the other way around. Good at the start, down buzz at the end. A guy by the name of Noah James has shared his story on TikTok where it was a video of him looking quite upset and he wrote these words on the TikTok, and he said, I asked my mum if she wanted to walk me down the aisle at my wedding next year. She said she wasn't sure, but the issue was solved anyway,

as she'll be out of the country the day I get married. She'd move mountains for everyone but me, the black sheep, the gay disgrace. I feel unloved, unwanted unwanted and so sad. All I wanted was her love and support. It's the one thing I'll never get, which is a really sad situation and something that I feel like a lot of people have been through. But the story is a feel good one because there was a woman by the name of Rosie who saw it and wrote back to noah and said i will be your fill-in mum i will bring everyone with me uh let's do this thing oh that's lovely it's really cute and i mean it's a comment on tiktok so you know you could be like oh is it

yeah she's like by the way I'm in Budapest. Yeah. So, no. Keen to pay for my flights, question mark. She even went as far as saying, I will pay for my plane ticket, I will pay for everything, and I will walk you down the aisle. That is so lovely. And isn't that beautiful? Who are these people she was bringing with her?

She said, I'll bring everyone. Yeah, she said, I'll bring my uncle's cousins, sister's brothers and second cousins. Whoever you want, I'll bring them with me. Was he missing large amounts of his family at the wedding time? I think so, maybe. What a bunch of backwards thinking morons. I know.

That's disgusting. Isn't it just so, I'm like, guys, it's a wedding. It's a good time. That's it. You know? That's the thing. And for most people, it's a wedding. It's a good time. That's it. You know? That's the thing. And for most people, it's a once in a lifetime thing. Yeah, exactly.

You miss the wedding. There's no coming back from that, mum. Yeah, mum. She'll regret it. She'll regret it. Yeah, something that's more important. She'll regret it on her deathbed. I tell you what, once she gets some perspective, she'll go, oh, my God.

I should have went to my son's wedding. We've got a clip here because the woman, Rosie, who commented, they actually did meet up and have dinner. Yep. And we've got a clip here of her talking about the situation. This is really happening. I'm meeting Noah and their partner tonight for dinner. Really nervous. I feel like I'm meeting my child for the first time.

I'm going to stand in the first time. I'm going to stand in for Noah as their mother and we're going to make their wedding the best wedding there ever was. Isn't that awesome? Some people just have that thing about them, eh? Were they just born to help?

Because you know what they say, Clint. Sometimes, you know, you can choose your family, which is a beautiful thing, especially like you have seen that in the rainbow community. There is a lot of chosen families, but it's just so cool that... She says I'm a very gay mother. Yeah, pretty much. I thought we could ask people because I'm really interested to know who walked you down the aisle. Yeah.

Because obviously it's tradition to have your dad walk you down the aisle, but not everyone is, you know. Not everybody has their dad around. Not everyone has their dad around. Maybe their dad has passed away. Not everyone likes their dad. Exactly. So what was the situation at your wedding?

Who walked you down the aisle? 0800 dial ZM, or you can text us on 9696. I'd love to know if somebody walked themselves down the aisle. Not for lack of a parent. Yeah. They were just like, not vibing on the tradition of being given away by- Fair enough.

By a man. Yeah. And I'm just going to walk myself down the aisle as well. One of my friends did, walked herself. Well, technically she had to- You had to break it to dad very gently though. Yeah. Very gently because he's from another generation and he's probably thought about that his whole life.

Giving his daughter away. It was even more awkward because my friend had her dog. Yeah. And. Dog too. Technically the dog walked her down the aisle. But it was very cute. Dad's like, I'm sick into a goddamn dog.

What's going on here? Oh, 800-DIAL-ZM or you can text your story to 9696. We want to know this afternoon, who walked you down the aisle? Bree and Clint. We're getting so many texts on this. So, so many people have had people other than that walking down the aisle. It's really, and I guess it shows when you come from, you're privileged enough to come from a stable family. There's a lot of messages here from people

who have a dysfunctional family and for no other reason than they don't get along with their parents. They had somebody else walk them down the aisle. Yeah, there is quite a few coming through where it says, I love my dad, but no man owns me. Walk down the aisle in partnership with my soon-to-be husband. My dad has three daughters and we all did this. He respected it 100%.

That's nice. I like that. Listen to this and try and work this out. My dad walked his ex-wife down the aisle. What? How does that work? Obviously, they were still really good friends. I understand if they're really good friends.

I even understand if they're good enough friends to attend each other's next wedding. Yeah. But we had to choose him as the person that metaphorically gives you away. It's quite sweet, though. It means that they still love each other, but just not like that. Do you reckon it's like, he gets to the end of the aisle and he's like, she's your problem now, mate. Probably. They'd have a joke about it. He's like, she's your problem now, mate. Probably.

They'd have a joke about it. He's like, shock and not. It's your turn. Shock and not. We've asked you who walked you down the aisle. We've got some people on the phone. Let's talk to Gina. Hi, Gina.

Hi, Gina. Hello. Who was it for you, Gina? Well, now that you've just said that phone call, I was actually going to text. I was going to have my ex-husband, but everyone else told me it was too weird. You were going to do that? You were going to have your ex?

I was. Why? Because we're still friends. And theoretically, my dad gave me to him, so he gives me to the next person. I don't know. That's how I thought. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Gina, you're not like a secondhand pair of shoes where it's like hand-me-downs where everyone gets to go.

I know. I know, but we're still good mates. We're still good friends. No, I like that. That is nice. It shows a lot about you and your ex-husband's relationship. That's really nice. So how did you get him to stay at home?

So my dad passed away five years ago, so I had my mum and my stepdad, who's been in my life since I was 16, so I kind of felt like he had the right as well. That's nice. Yeah, that's lovely. So they had my mum and my stepdad who's been in my life since I was 16. So I kind of felt like he had the right as well. That's nice. Yeah, that's lovely. So they did it together. That's special.

They did it together. Yeah, it was a big aisle. Nice and wide. Okay, thank you, Gina. It was a wide aisle. Someone text through and they said, hi guys, my brother offered to walk me down the aisle. Seeing we don't have anything to do with our dad was the best day ever. It was a surprise wedding. So even my brother didn't know until we announced it. He walked me down the aisle in stubbies, jandals and a singlet. I like to think that that wasn't the dress code at all,

but he was like, well, if I'm coming, I'm wearing whatever I want. I'm going to wear some. No, well, he's obviously turned up for a barbecue and they said surprise. Oh, I see. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's talk to Alex. Hi, Alex. Hi, Alex. Hi, Alex. Hi, how's it going?

Good, thanks. Alex, who walked you down the aisle? A little bit of a twofer, but I had my three-year-old niece walk me down the aisle. Cute. And because my soon-to-be wife's parents had both passed, my dad

walked her down the aisle. Oh, that's pretty nice. That's beautiful. That is so nice. Yeah, that's really sweet. That's pretty sweet for your dad as well. Like it's... Does he...

Do you have sisters? He's pretty wholesome. So, yeah, because her parents passed a while ago, they sort of were just like, look, you're going to be our fan. So we'll do it. And so Dad walked her down the aisle. It was a nice little ceremony and, yeah, it was fantastic.

That's real sweet. I like that he's jumped in there. What about this text? The owner of the resort walked me down the aisle and our guests were all the people at the resort. So they've eloped. Obviously. They've eloped.

And they said to the guy at the resort, hey, can you walk my missus down the aisle? He said, I've got to take some pina coladas and some people by the pool. So yeah, if you come with me now. We can do it now. I'll go with you. Sue's last.

Hi, Sue. Hi, Sue. Hi. Who walked you down the aisle? Well, my dad walked my husband down the aisle to meet me at the back of the church. And then my dad played us into the church with his cornet, his brass instrument. Hey, wait, Sue. So you were standing there waiting for your soon-to-be hubby to walk down?

At the back. Absolutely. Yep. I love back. Absolutely, yep. I love it. Well, Dad said I was too precious. He could never give me away. So he brought my husband to me. I like it. Is the cornet behind you guys

or did he lead in front of you with the cornet? He then went to the side with the pianist and then proceeded to play music for us to walk into the church together. Jeez, well choreographed, Sue. That's good. I like that. Nice, eh? It was really cool.

Sounds like a good time, Sue. It's very different. If I was a guest, though, I would be worried that Dad was walking the groom out of the church. And they'd be like, uh-oh, Dad hates him. He's getting rid of him. He's taking him back out to the car. He's escorting him out of the church. Yeah, the poor buggers never got warned about it,

so they were kind of wondering what the hell is going on. Bree and Clint. Time for the One Second Song Challenge. Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song. No hesitating. You only got one second of a one second. It's the One Second Song Challenge, where you join us to guess songs as quickly as you can.

You win the competition on Team Brie or Team Clint, you'll win 50 KFC chicken dollars. Correct. We need artists and title of the song to get a point. First to three takes it out. Let's meet our teams. Vicky's here first. Hi, Vicky.

G'day, Vicky. Hey. Hello. I don't know if you're lucky or unlucky here, but you're on Team Clint. That feels lucky. That sounds like it could be lucky. Yeah, good.

That's us. Yeah, we're good. We're good to go. That means Bianca, you're on Team Bree. Hey. The double Bs. I like to call us the solid handful. The double Bs. Two Bs. Double Bs. I like to call us the solid handful. The double Bs.

Two Bs. Double Bs. Okay, Brie and I will go first. You guys will go second. Claudia's going to run the game. Hi, Claude. Hi, guys. How are you?

Good, thanks. Claudia's back in Auckland. What theme are we doing today for the One Second Song Challenge? You may have heard of this little thing called Spotify Wrapped. Never heard of it. Never heard of that. So I've gone nice and easy this week. These are the most streamed artists globally.

Okay. Okay, we talked about this yesterday. Got it. Okay, yep, let's do it. Here we go. So Bree and Clint, you're going first. Here we go. Bree.

Oh, no. It's, um, that's, um, um, BTS. Yes. What song is that? It's not Smooth Like Butter. Is it Watermelon Sugar? I'm going to have to count you down, Bree. Three, two, one. On My Mind?

No. Clint? Is that BTS Dynamite? There you go. What a banger. Margaret. What a banger. Huge song this year.

I love BTS too. One point to us. Vicky, see if you can get us up to two points here. We're on the board. Come on, Bianca. Okay, Vicky, Bianca, this one's for to us, Vicky. See if you can get us up to two points here. We're on the board. Come on, Bianca. Okay, Vicky, Bianca, this one's for you. Here we go. Who buzzed in?

Who buzzed in? Me, Bianca, Taylor Swift. Never, ever getting it together. Got it. That's Bianca, Taylor Swift, Never Ever Getting Back Together. Got it. That's Bianca. Jeez, you came close to breaking the rules there, Bianca. She was all over it, Nate. She was all over it.

Okay, one apiece. One apiece. Nice work, Bianca. Okay, Brie and Clint, here we go. Brie. That's Drake. You used to call me on my cell phone. Does it have a title?

It's me that's struggling this round. Come on. I don't need no one dance. No, no. Hotline Bling. Oh! Bianca came through. Bianca, you can take it here.

Willing you on. I know, I can feel it. Like a desperate horse trainer. She's like, get in there, Brie, get in there. It helped, Bianca. That whipping wasn't necessary, though. Funny. Okay, great.

Is that two points for Brie's team, one point for Clint's team? Yes, I believe so. Bianca, you can take it here. Vicky, you need to stop her. Come on back. Okay, here we go. Good luck, guys. It's a slow build.

Come on, guys. Bianca. Yes, Vicky. Vicky, come on, Vicky. That's her, that's her. Oh, I know the dance for the stupid TikTok thing. Why does this happen when you do this? Happens to me every week, Vicky.

Claude's being very generous. She's helping us out here. Does Bianca get a go? She does if Vicky gets buzzed out. Yeah, Vicky, I might have to count you down. Three, two, one. No, don't count me. Oh, she's out. Bianca, can you win it? Is it the weekend?

Might be much. Yes! Bianca. The support was evident. We held each other up just like a bra. We've taken it out. 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way. Nice.

Thank you so much, guys. I mean, it's a win to the little bees. In fairness. Congratulations, babies. Aw. You. Becky. Bree and Clint. How stink buzz, bro? bees. In fairness. Congratulations babies. Aww. Thank you. Bree and Clint. How stink buzz, bro,

was the work Christmas party? Did they just not put it in the effort? To win your own stuffed gifts back. Oh no. Wait, wait, wait. Hold on one second. Have a bit of a whinge. Get on here. Have a bit of a complaint. You deserve to have a bit of a whinge. A few people on the text machine jumping on the bandwagon.

We love it. One person said, at my... Hold on, where did I go? I lost my place. Oh, no. You find it. We'll get Cam on

and talk to Cam. Hi, Cam. Hi, Cam. G'day, how are ya? We're good, Cam. How rubbish was the work Christmas party? Last year,

I was at my old job and we got it for our Christmas party. It was a $50 New World voucher. That was the party? Wait, there was no party? No party, just a voucher. Oh, I mean, New World's great. And I mean, money's good, but stink buzz. You could, if you all pulled your $50 New World vouchers,

you could have a pretty good party, you know, if someone was willing to put their place up as the venue. Oh, yeah, New World sell alcohol. Or the boss said you could do it in the boardroom or something. Yeah. Yeah, New World sell alcohol. They sell, yeah, just put it all together on the alcohol. Yeah, what do you reckon, Kim?

Yeah, that would work, but it doesn't go far. Yeah. Yeah, you've got a point there, Kim. You've got a point. Thanks, Kim. I found where I was now. Someone said we went to dinner, but the company a point there, Cam. You've got a point. Thanks, Cam. I found where I was now. Someone said we went to dinner, but the company didn't pay for anything. So it was just a dinner we paid for.

I work at a bank that posted over a billion dollars profit last year. So all they did was organize the booking. They just booked a dinner, but they said everyone pays for it. And you work for a bank. That's so bad. Okay. That's so bad. Someone else said, I work at a primary school.

The principal said it's been too stressful and just wants to have drinks in the staff room. Also, the board gives the school money for a staff do, but still not having one. Wow. That's stink buzz. Bit of perspective here. We're getting a lot of texts like this coming in. Hi, I work at BP and we don't get a Christmas party. So, yep, that's important to remember too.

That's rough. My dad, when we grew up, my dad always worked at a gas station and then I ended up working at the gas station too. Did you guys have Christmas parties? Nah. And I don't know why it's just accepted that people in those jobs

don't get Christmas parties. Do you reckon, like back in the day? Because you've got workmates and you enjoy Christmas. I know the gas station has to stay open, but come on, do something, man. Yeah, I mean, the same as the radio station. Like a radio station...

Has to stay on. Yeah, when I used to work at my first radio job, I would always have to work the staff Christmas party, and it sucked. But they used to give me, like, tickets as compensation, so I'd get, like, tickets to Ed Sheeran or something. That's not bad. Which is nice, yeah. This lady wants to remain anonymous.

Hello, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hello, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hello. How stink was the work Christmas party? Okay, so I've had, coming up the fourth one now, so head office being in Auckland and

there's lots of us on the road throughout New Zealand. They throw a party in Auckland and will send a group email to everyone NZ-wise knowing full well that not everyone can even go. And they rub it in your face with photos and all. That's so off, Anonymous. The Christmas party is happening.

It's here. You're invited. It's not our problem. It's your fault that you didn't come. Not our fault. Did they offer to fly you up and put you up in a motel for the night, Anonymous? I doubt it. Oh, that's a bit rough.

It'd be nice, wouldn't it, though, you know? Maybe just book it and send them the bill and see what happens. Hey, Anonymous. I could claim it back, you reckon. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Five years lucky, maybe. Maybe next year's your year. Thanks, Anonymous.

Let's talk to one more Anonymous person who's on the phone. It says here that you paid for your own Christmas party, Anonymous. Let's talk to one more Anonymous person who's on the phone. It says here that you paid for your own Christmas party, Anonymous. What? Yeah, that was the text that Bree just read out, actually. The dinner? Yeah. No way. So you worked for a bank that posted a billion dollar profit

and you had to pay for your own Christmas dinner? Yeah. Oh, that stinks. Wait, so Anonymous, tell me, did they make the booking and kind of make everyone feel like they were going to pay and then they were like, nah, you guys are paying for it? No, they just said book a dinner at some point at some place and have dinner together.

And did you feel like you had to go even though, you know, like kind of feel like it was a work event that you had to attend? Well, yeah, because they're like, oh, you know, we're a team. We're a family. We're a family. I love that one. Yeah. Yeah, exactly.

A family where everyone pays their own way. And my family, my mum and dad pay for dinner. Yeah. We did get a gift, though. Like, everyone in the bank got a gift as well. Wait, this could make or break it. Yeah, yeah, true. This might turn it around.

What was the gift? Six mince tarts. Oh. Nah. I'm taking my money out of this savings bond and I'm going elsewhere. Bree and Clint. ZM Bree and Clint brand new Lewis Capaldi that's called Pointless. And now it's time for Bree and Clint's most popular segment.

F-F-F-Friday-'s most popular segment, Friday-oke. I love Friday-oke. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday-oke. Thanks, Brie and Clint. You've made my Friday again. Friday-oke.

We're going to update those testimonials. Surely there's dozens of people waiting to say good things about the Fridayoke segment. They'd be itching. Surely. Yeah, for sure. Gagging. I can just imagine how many people, just the treasure troves. This is our weekly singing competition where Bree and I pick a song,

we spend 15 minutes with a pro who makes us sound as good as possible, and then you guys decide the winner of Fridayoke. Five public votes. Pick the winner each week. That is correct. One of the biggest songs in the world at the moment is Meghan Trainor with this track. Bit of a fun, upbeat bop from her. When I saw that she was releasing new music the same day as Taylor Swift,

I was like, oh, Megan, you silly goose. Why do you do that? What are you doing? It's been a long time since you were all about that bass. Yeah. And then boom, she blows it out of the water with that song. She's absolutely killing it all over TikTok.

It's on everything, so that's the song we're doing today. Oh, man. You chose a song, You Get To Go First. That's correct. Anything you need to state before we hear your Meghan trainer? I apologise, as I do every week. I picture this is going to be...

I've got high hopes for you. I reckon you've got some nights in there. Nah, mate. I think it's going to be very... Did you go for it? I tried. Yeah. But I think a lot of it's going to be very flat.

Flat as a pancake. But, hey, that lot of it's going to be very flat. Flat as a pancake, but hey, that's what it's all about. Listen carefully, once you've heard both Friday Okies, you'll get to vote on the winner. Here's Bree's Meghan Trainor. I could have my Gucci on I could wear my Louis Vuitton

But even with nothing on, but I made you look, I made you look I made you look I'll make you double take Soon as I walk away Call up your chiropractor Just in case your neck break Ooh, tell me what you, what you, what you

Gon' do, do Cause I'm about to make a scene Double up that sunscreen I'm about to turn the heat up. Gonna make your glasses steam. Ooh, tell me what you're, what you're, what you're gonna do. Ooh. When I do my walk, walk, I can guarantee your jaw will drop, drop.

Cause they don't make a lot of what I got, got. Ladies, if you feel me, this your bop, bop, bop, bop I could have my Gucci on I could wear my Louis Vuitton But even with nothing on But I made you look, I made you look Yeah, I look good in my Versace dress But I'm hard to wear, my morning hair's a mess.

Cause even with my hoodie on. But I made you look. I made you look. Mm-hmm. Don't get it twisted, girl. I just gave myself the ick. Why are the ones that we struggle with the most the longest? Why did it go so long?

It just kept going. Mine's not going to be any better than that. Oh, it just kept on going and going. When we do these songs, we have to go up to the end of the first chorus to make sense. Made me feel sick. Oh, no. I could make you feel better. I don't think so. I could make you feel better. I don't think so.

I could make you feel better. I don't think I'm coming back from that. R.I.P. me. This is my Megan training for Friday afternoon. I could have my Gucci on. I could wear my Louis Vuitton. But even with nothing on. But I made you look.

I made you look. I'll make you double take Soon as I walk away Call up your chiropractor Just in case your neck break Ooh, tell me what you, what you, what you gonna do Ooh Cause I'm about to make a scene

Double up that sunscreen I'm about to turn the heat up Gonna make your glasses steam Ooh, tell me what you, what you, what you gonna do Ooh Double up that sunscreen. I'm about to turn the heat up. Gonna make your glasses steam. Ooh, tell me what you, what you, what you gonna do. Ooh. When I do my work, work, I can guarantee your jaw will drop, drop. Cause they don't make a lot of what I got, got.

Ladies, if you feel me, this show pop, pop, bop, bop, bop. I could have my Gucci on. Gucci on. I could wear my Louis Vuitton. But even with nothing on, bet I made you look. I made you look. Yeah, I look good in my Versace dress. Still going. But I'm hotter when my morning hair's a mess.

Cause even with my hoodie on, bet I made you look, I made you look. Oh no. I'm trying to read out this text that's just come in. It says, Apparently, the CIA are looking to replace one of their forms of torture. And that song on repeat by Clint could be it.

Yeah, I think that might be worse than waterboarding. You chose that song. Mate. You made us do that. It's hard to tell. You made us do that. It's not hard to tell. I could have told you from hearing one second of that song that we would sound like that.

Mate, don't come at me. It's not much better than a lot of weeks. You meant to follow that up with come at somebody else. Yeah, come at Meghan Trainor. She's the one who bloody wrote the song. We're looking for five people on 0800 dials at M to decide the winner of Friday OK This Week. Look, we're open to constructive criticism.

So if you have some and it's the best constructive criticism, you could win some free KFC chicken dollars this week. Bring on that constructive criticism. We can take it. We're live from Tauranga right now for Friday Oki Live

and it's time for Friday Oki the Radio Edition. Don't worry. Don't worry. Don't worry. We've already played the songs. You've tuned into the other bit where we've already played them

and you don't have to hear them again. Yeah, because they're really long and really bad this week so you've tuned in the other bit where we've already played them and you don't have to hear them again. Yeah, because they're really long and really bad this week, so you've tuned in at the right time. Just a little bit as a refresher. Breeze sounded like this. I could have my Gucci

on. Gucci on. Oh, he's been very kind to us, only putting one line in there. Thank you, Sam. And my Meghan Trainor sounded like this. I could have my Gucci on. Gucci on. We've actually just lost one of our Friday Okie voters.

They've just dropped off. So there's one free spot if you did want to vote. You can call 0800-DIAL-ZM. But let's get into it and talk to Mia. Hi, Mia. Hi, Mia. Hi. Happy Friday, Mia. Yeah, you too. Do you think Brie and I have a future as Meghan Trainor tribute acts in Las Vegas in the future? Definitely not

I'm all about that bass though Mia Me too I guess so Who are you going to vote for Bree or Clint? I'm really sorry Bree it was very flat Yeah I thought the same thing Mia I thought the same thing So I'm really sorry, Bree. It was very flat. Yeah, I thought the same thing, Mia. Thought the same thing. So I'm going to go for Clint.

Thank you very much, Mia. I appreciate it. How can you be flat and be all about that bass, you know? Yeah, it doesn't make sense, does it? Let's get Amanda on. Hi, Amanda. Hi, Amanda. Hello.

How are you? Good, mate. How are you? Oh, God, you know I love you guys so much. Oh, we love you too. And, Breeze, you know, you're my girl always. Like, love you, die hard, die hard. But today, I'm sorry.

Clint, when you sung that song, I had visions of you doing spirit fingers, you know, doing a little twerking. Yeah, I could actually kick you in. Do I have a shirt on or shirt off in this imaginary scenario? Well, you're kind of like cheerleading sort of outfit. Yeah, okay. I like that.

Yeah, yeah. I sort of, I just, I vibed you sort of like that. This is John Travolta shampoo. Yeah, okay. Was that enough to get you vote? It was. I have to give it to you, Clint. Sorry.

Thank you, Amanda. Thank you, Amanda. Love you, Amanda. She was very hesitant to take that vote away from you. I heard the Australian accent, too. She was one of your fellow countrywomen. I feel like this is probably, I think this is the fourth week in a row that I'm going to lose. You haven't lost yet? Oh, I've got a feeling.

You have not lost yet. Let's get Becky on. Hi, Becky. Hi, Becky with the good hair. Oh, hey, guys. How are we? Good, mate. How are you?

Oh, yeah, all good. All good, yeah. Becky, I heard you. You just got it. Sorry, mate. Who's the winner of Friday Okie this week, Becky? Look, great effort. Great effort from the pair of you.

But I'm going to have to go with Clint, man. That was incredible. Got me feeling some kind of way. But I'm going to have to go with Clint, man. That was incredible. Got me feeling some kind of way. Fair enough, Becky. Thanks, Becky. Fair enough. I reckon we put everybody out of their misery and just call it there. Should we call it? No, you got it. Nicholas has been on the phone. Alright, Nicholas, come on.

Hello, Nicholas. Hi. Hi. How are you, mate? How's your week been? Pretty busy. Yeah, fair enough. Go on, Nicholas. Give your vote to Clint and we can play out the bloody replay. Yeah, there's got to Clint.

Sorry, mate. Yeah, there you go. That's all right, Nicholas. I could have my Gucci on. Gucci on. There it is. I could do it live. Go on.

Did you want to? Go on. Gucci on. Was that good to? Go on. Gucci on. Was that good? Yeah, solid. Yeah, totally. You should always lie to your friends. Nicholas is like, I didn't take my vote back.

I want to take my vote back, please. Bree and Clint. Okay. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. All right, it's Birthday Banger time for a Friday. This is where we take your birthdays and we figure out what was number one on your 16th and then we'll play our favourite one out in full.

First one is going to Brittany. Hi, Brittany. G'day, Brittany. Hello. How's your week been, mate? Yeah, pretty slow. Pretty slow? You got any big plans for the weekend?

Yeah, just driving down to Taupo tonight and babysitting tomorrow. That's all. Oh, nice. Well, let's get you there. What's your birthday, Brittany? 18th of the 6th, 2000. Oh my God, you were so named after Brittany Spears.

Could have been. Definitely could have been. She was 1999 and you were born in the year 2000. I feel like you were so named after Britney Spears. Could have been. No. Definitely could have been. She was 1999 and you were born in the year 2000. I feel like you were definitely named after Britney Spears. Imagine if your birthday banger is Britney Spears. But let's have a look. You were 16 in 2016. So on the 18th of June in 2016, this was number one.

Drizzy. Bit of Drake. He was in my top five artists of the year, Spotify raps. Yeah, he's amazing. It's a great song. I like One Dance from Drake. What do you think, Brittany? Yeah, it's a pretty good song.

Not bad, not bad. Oh, okay. Yep, no, fair enough. Fair enough. Wait there, we'll see what JJ's got. Kia ora, JJ. G'day, JJ. Sup? Big plans for Kia ora, JJ. G'day, JJ. Sup?

Big plans for the weekend, JJ? Oh, I've got my old man's unveiling. Oh, good. Oh, nice. Yeah, beautiful. Excellent. Well, let's do this first. What's your birthday?

28th of November, 1988. That means you were 16, JJ, in 2004. And back on the 29th of November, 2004, this was number one. Gwen Stefani. What are you waiting for? Bit of Gwenny. What do you think, JJ? Yeah, nah, she all good.

Yeah, I agree. She slapped. She'd been on No Doubt. But her solo stuff all good. Yeah, I agree. She slapped. She was better, no doubt, but her solo stuff was good too. Her solo stuff was pretty solid. Yeah, straight up, when she was no doubt, she was mean. Yeah, yeah. She's very different now that she's on The Voice. She is, isn't she? Have you ever looked

at any of her Instagram reels that she puts up? Nah. I saw someone share one the other day. She's like a completely different person. Really? In both looks and the things that she has to say. Right. It's like a, it's like a completely different person. Really? In both looks and the things that she has to say. Right. It's like they replaced her. Because she was quite edgy back in the day.

Very much so, yeah. Yeah, because she dates Blake Shelton. Yeah, I don't want to say too much, but it's a bit disappointing. Anyway, let's do one more birthday banger for Terina. Kia ora, Terina. G'day, mate. Kia ora. Kia ora.

Good, mate. How are you? Yeah, pretty good, pretty good ora to Dina. G'day, mate. Kia ora. Kia ora. Good, mate. How are you? Yeah, pretty good, pretty good. Good to hear. Well, have you been waiting long to find out what your birthday banger is? I have, actually. I listen to you guys, you know, every time I drive back from work and I never can get on, so today I came on early.

Well, perfect. Today is your day. All I need is your birthday. 1st of August, 1973. Right, that means you were 16 in 1991. And back on that day, this was number one. Diddy cool. Drop your pants, mate.

That's what you do to this song, eh? You take your pants off. That's an Aussie thing, eh? Yeah, right. Not a Kiwi thing. No. If this song came on in a bar and you took your pants off... I'd get escorted out of the bar.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just so you know. Yeah. I'm not saying I don't want the trend to start. I'm just letting you know... That's what would happen. It's not a trend. Yeah, right.

For sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good to know. Tarina, do you like your birthday banger? Probably not my first choice. My first choice is probably the... Fair enough. Does it make you want to drop your pants?

The first, no. No. Okay. All right, wait there. I should put mine back on then, shouldn't I? Yeah, okay. No, if we play the song, you can keep them off. Okay, cool.

If it wins, you can keep them off. Okay, sweet. Yeah. What are we thinking for a Friday? That'd them off. Okay, cool. If it wins, you can keep them off. Okay, sweet. Yeah. Gwen Stefani, Drake. What are we thinking for a Friday? That'd be cool. I'm thinking Gwen Stefani. Me too.

Despite everything that I just said, I'm thinking Gwen Stefani. I am thinking a bit of Gwen Stefani too. Let's get them on. JJ, it's a big weekend for you and your whanau, and you've just won Birthday Banger. Congratulations. No, cheers. Thank you.

No worries, JJ. Let's get the Stefani on for JJ. Coming straight out of 2004. Jeez. Here's Chris Stefani. This is so interesting to me because Kiwis hold Whitaker's chocolate very close to our heart.

So much so that when you moved here, Bree, it took you about three years to finally understand. Yeah, well, I mean... To finally understand why it is the superior chocolate. It's the same as, you know, when you grow up with something. Yes. It's all you know. Yeah.

So it does take a while. Do you admit now, though, that Whittaker's is better than Cadbury? Yeah, I love Whittaker's. I think Whittaker's is delightful. It sounds like we're getting paid to say this. We're not. To me it's the best supermarket chocolate in the world. It's better than Hershey's.

It's better than Lint. And Lint's the fancy one. So that's what I believe anyway. Madeline Chapman from the spin-off has ranked every flavour of Whittaker's there has ever been in block form. This leaves out really weird novelty ones like they did a K-Bar one for a little bit. I think it also leaves out Jelly Tip.

Oh, Jelly Tip might be in there. Jelly Tip's in a block. Oh, no, and K-Bar is in there as well. Yeah, they're all in a block form. Okay, they are in there. Those K-Bar ones were awful. I never had it. Oh, they were so bad.

So I'll just visit the bottom of the pile because there's 52 of these. Yeah, we can't go through all of them. No, we cannot go through all of them. We'll just do the worst one from the bottom. According to Madeline Chapman from the spin-off, the worst Cadbury flavour of all time is coconut ice surprise blue. Never heard of it.

Doesn't sound right. Followed by coconut ice surprise pink. Okay. Followed by Coconut Ice Surprise Pink. Okay. Followed by K-Bar Lime, K-Bar Pineapple, K-Bar Raspberry. Yeah, what's the trend here? They're throwing the whole kitchen sink at the flavours. They just missed the mark on those ones. And they're just not working.

Yeah, it was too much. Our vegan producer, Ella, might have something to say about this. I know we weren't going to do the whole list, but this is right at the bottom of what is what is considered the worst Whittaker's flavours of all time. Ella, number 47 out of 15 on the Whittaker's

list. It's the Whittaker's oat milk one. Oh no, that's fair. That belongs down there. It's not good, eh? It's bad. It's really bad. Yeah. Just stick to the dark chocolate. It's on special. I don't know like, honestly, I taste it and I don't know what it

is, but it's not chocolate. No, it's not, eh? It doesn't melt in your mouth. Nah. Let's go to the top, okay? Let's go to the top 10 Whittaker's chocolate blocks on this list. And this is an intensive list as well. Number 10, you'll hate this, dark block. Not for me, but I know other people do enjoy dark chocolate.

Number nine, a great block of Whittaker's, berry biscuit. Berry and biscuit. Oh, yeah. My only complaint about berry and biscuit is there's bits that get stuck in your teeth. The chewy bits get stuck in your teeth. Berry and biscuit, it's the only block that I think Cadbury do it better. Yeah. Out of the whole line up, which is Black Forest.

I'd actually agree with you. That's the only one that I think. Other than that, Whittaker's take it. Number eight is a novelty that you can't buy anymore. It's Corn Flakes Slab. I've never had it. Never had it. Number seven, Whittaker's White Chocolate.

Haven't had it. It's very good. It would sound... Oh, no, no, no. I've had Blondie, not White Chocolate. Which is different again. And Blondie's very good. Yeah would sound... Oh, no, no, no. I've had Blondie, not white chocolate. Which is different again. And Blondie's very good. Yeah. Number six, Creamy Caramel.

Haven't had it. Oh, you haven't had Creamy Caramel? Oh, maybe I have. It's Caramello. Caramello chocolate, yeah. It's very good. Number five, oh, you'll hate this, Dark Peppermint. Oh, see, I don't mind a Dark Peppermint. Peppermint, yeah. Okay, okay. I'm quite here for it. We're into the business scene. Number four, macadamia block.

I haven't had it, but I think it'd be fantastic. Macadamia block beat peanut block and almond block. Yeah, I can see that. Macadamia is a superior nut, in my opinion. Yeah, it is. They're oily, they're crunchy. Okay. They're smooth all at the same time.

Number three only came out two months ago. I'm hoping the one. Hazella. Okay, I haven't had it. Oh, it's so good. Is it? It is so good. I reckon it might be number one for me.

Wow. It's already number three? Yeah. It only came out like however many months ago. I hope the one block of chocolate I consistently buy over and over again. It's on there, yeah. You haven't said it yet, and there's two spots left. Number two, creamy milk, plain.

Yeah, right. I'm into that. The classics. The number one. Oh, my God, it's going to be the one I always buy. The greatest block, coconut block. Oh. Where's hazelnut?

Hazelnut's the one I always get. Is that on the list? Hazelnut block is number 17. 17? Get off the grass. No way. Stupid list. Why don't we give it a whole break?

You can see the whole thing up at the spin-off. She's done her research. It's very good. Well done, Madeline Chapman. So the coconut block takes it out. There you go. Bree and Clint. And that, folks, is the end of the brian clint show we're done

we're off uh to the mount social club and uh we're getting ready for the biggest friday oaky live i reckon we've done to date the weather is stunning unlike hamilton where it was bucketing down but we still got a good turnout there too so i'm I'm expecting big things. If you're in the Bay Area, why don't you come down to Mount Social Club, sing your favourite song, we'll load it up on the karaoke machine for you. And if it's the best one tonight, you'll win $500 cash thanks to Smirnoff Soda.

Yeah, that's right. We got heaps of prizes as well, other than the 500 bucks. And even if you just want to come down and watch, I know for me, I love to watch a karaoke night. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can do that too. You never know what a person's going to come out with.

Exactly right. Kicks off very shortly. We'll be there to take your registration soon. So see you there. Mount Social Club from 7 o'clock. Brent and Clint, have a great weekend. We'll see you back on Monday. Bye, guys.

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