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Zatim's Brinclint.
Hi everybody, welcome to the Brian Clint show on, I don't know about you, but we are a very wet Tuesday afternoon.
Don't even get me started on the weather.
And what?
It is so cold in this room.
I know.
The aircon is doing its own thing today.
You've got frip-knit.
Quick-knit test.
You've got the tiniest nipples in the world, and they're frippin.
I'm at half-mast.
Yeah, mate.
I'd call them a firm, a firm medium.
You could mission impossible that glass over there.
Yeah, how are yours going?
No, they're not bad, actually.
Do you have a lot of petting?
No, I'm wearing a sports bra.
Oh, yeah.
But I've got this, like a singlet, then a top, so I think I'm covered.
Oh, yeah, right.
If I was just wearing a singlet, look out.
Because I've got really small ones and you've got really...
Medium size.
Yeah.
You never seen them.
You know what?
nothing worse as a lady when you realise you're high beaming
and there's nothing you can do about it.
No.
You're like, what am I going to do now?
It was a fashion statement.
Didn't Kim Kardashian put out those bras that had nips on them?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like as in the fashion statement.
As in a fashion statement.
So you permanently had your headlights on full beam.
Yeah.
Anyway, enough about our nipples.
Shall we get into a round of tradie versus lady to kick the day off?
I think so.
50 bucks up for grabs.
Claudia, who took it out yesterday?
Because we did not update that score.
Trades, I believe.
What was I bloody up to that I didn't update?
It was the Trades, 100%.
Okay, that means they're five points ahead of the ladies.
But it's not over yet.
No.
Okay, it's not over yet.
The ladies need a win today, though.
There are 14 games left of 2025, and the Trades have a five-game lead.
You do not want to let the Trades go 101 Dalmatian sequel.
Oh, 102 Dalmatians.
Uh-huh.
Yeah, yeah.
You need to stop them in their tracks here, ladies?
If you're the lady to do it, or the Trady, 0800 dials at M.
Play ZDEM's Bree and Clint.
It's Trady versus Ladies.
Three, two, one.
Let's go.
Tradies on 101.
Ladies on 96 with some work to do.
Our lady is calling from Hamilton.
She's 37, and she wins this game every day when she plays it in the
Welcome to the show, Ellie.
Hi, Ellie.
Hi.
We have heard from people that it's harder when you get on the radio,
that the pressure kind of builds up a little bit.
Hopefully I'll be all good.
Your time to shine, though, Ellie.
Your time to shine.
Oh, pressure makes diamonds, girl.
This could be your day.
I'm a trivia fiend.
Really?
Do you go to a lot of trivia nights?
I used to when I was a kid.
Are you a pub quiz person?
Yeah.
Love that for you.
Good to have you then.
You're taking on our trade.
our trainee from NAPS, he's 25, and he has had four nose jobs.
Welcome to the show, Keegan.
Hi, Keegan.
Hello.
For aesthetic reasons or medical?
It was medical.
Medical.
I broke my nose about a dozen times growing up.
Oh.
How?
What just rugby and my brother and...
Rugby and my brother.
I had a brother.
What do you think happened?
All right, Keegan with the good nose.
Your buzzer is...
Trady.
Ellie,
Yes, Ellie, yours is lady.
The first person to give us three correct answers will win $50 cash from KFC.
Best of luck, question number one.
Which fruit has its seeds on the outside?
Ladies.
Trady.
Yes, Ellie.
Strawberry.
It is a strawberry.
Good job.
One to the ladies.
Question number two.
Which instrument has 88 keys?
Trady.
Keegan.
Keyboard.
Keyboard?
No.
Ellie.
Is it a piano?
It is a piano.
Yeah, no.
I'm just going to double check.
Yeah.
Because I know how people get.
Yeah.
Because if keyboard is correct.
It's not the answer we had.
How many keys?
On a standard keyboard.
I'm just going to check.
104, it says.
Oh no.
That's a computer keyboard.
Oh, okay.
Stand by guys, we're going to get to the bottom of us.
I can't move on.
It needs to be fair.
Standard modern piano has 88 keys.
Yeah.
Which includes 52 Y keys, 36 black keys.
However, many other keyboards, especially those designed for beginners, it varies.
It varies.
It varies.
It varies.
Can't give it to you, sorry, Keegan.
Unfortunately, but we double-checked to make sure.
Two to the ladies.
Ellie, you could take it on this one.
Here comes question number three.
Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this.
Kelly.
Keegan.
Katie.
Katie Barry is great.
It is Katie Berry.
He's clawed one back
Here comes question number four
Name a type of fruit
That could traditionally be stuck
To the outside of a Christmas leg of ham
To neutralise the ham's saltiness
Yes Ellie
Pineapple
She's got it
She's a lady
I could tell how badly you wanted it
Ellie
And you got it
She's done it
I could hear you almost crack under the pressure
on that Katie Perry question.
I heard you.
I'm my name but ladies.
Yeah, yeah.
But you did it.
Well done.
And you needed to do that
because the ladies needed that win.
So you've come through in the clutch, Ellie.
Good on, Yale.
50 bucks.
We'll get it out to your mate.
Unlucky, Keegan.
Ladies go to 97.
Trady stay on 101.
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I was explaining to you, Bree, today,
what the inorganic collection is.
Because you don't have this in Australia, do you?
I think we do.
Oh, you do?
We do have it.
What do you call it over there?
the junk collection?
Oh, the junk run?
Put your junk out on the side of the street.
Yeah.
Not everywhere in New Zealand does this.
I know the Auckland Council does it.
I think they do it in Christchurch,
but they do it in some places.
Right.
And if you don't know,
it's where you get to put a bunch of crap out on the sidewalk
that wouldn't usually fit into your wheelie bin,
like an old TV or a clothes horse, pots and pans,
broken down bedhead,
half a lawn mower, an old aerial.
an old aerial
and the council will come and collect it for you
and for me at the moment
in the part of Auckland that I live in it's inorganic day
so what a catchy name they have for it eh
the inorganics
it used to be it used to be
because you have to book it now with the council
yeah I've heard this
you didn't used to have to book it
so there was a week where people would just
load up the sidewalks with crap
and it would sit there for the whole week
and it would be like if men if you're a hoarder
it would be like...
But if it rained...
Christmas.
Oh, no.
What do you care if it rains?
It's just crap that's going to dump.
Yeah, but then it all gets soggy and then...
What do you care?
Stinks.
What do you care?
It's dump crap.
We had it at our street a couple of months ago
and we hadn't booked it.
Yes.
And then literally last minute we ran across to our neighbours
and we were like, hey, can we put stuff in your pile?
They're like, load her up!
Fill your boots.
And here's my partner running back and forth from the garage,
dumping all of our stuff.
They've put all kinds of rules on it now.
It used to be out there, like I said, for about a week,
and the truck would come at some stage.
Now they tell you exactly the day that the truck is going to come,
and you're not allowed to put the stuff out more than 24 hours before the truck comes,
otherwise that's littering.
All the good stuff just gets ruined, eh?
It used to be, and some people will relate to this, some people won't.
But it used to be a lot of fun going around and looking at the stuff
that people would put in their inorganics collections.
and if you went to some of the flasher neighborhoods,
you could find some really nice stuff.
You're really showing your Rotter Vegas colors.
Uh-huh.
Well, we didn't have it in Rotterua as well.
So if we came up to Auckland when the inorganics was on,
Mom! Mom!
They're just getting rid of this stuff!
Someone's put a Nintendo 64 that doesn't work out on the side of the street.
They're just giving it away.
I once got a whole lounge suite for our flat.
We already had a lounge suite, so it wasn't ideal to get another one,
but I couldn't just leave it there, you know?
Yeah.
I got a pram that someone was throwing out for a workmate of mine who was pregnant.
She didn't want it.
Did they know?
No, they didn't want it.
That it was off the side of the street?
Yeah, it was old.
They just, they were like, thanks.
Last year, I got a backpack weed sprayer that was still in the box used, but it still had the box.
And I haven't used that yet, but I know that I will.
You're going to cash in on.
Yeah, yeah.
Cash in on that one.
And then today, Bree, just today when I was walking the dog,
I had to stop myself from taking this really cool-looking set of shelves
because I don't need shelves.
But the person inside me who grew up just looking at that stuff
and going, why would someone get rid of that?
It was a real internal struggle for me.
There's obviously something wrong with it though.
Well, is there?
Or are they just downsizing?
A lot of the time there's something wrong with it.
I don't know.
It depends on the person.
Some people can't be bothered putting it on marketplace.
Okay, I'm not saying 100.
Some people can't be asked taking it to the cellies.
But 90% of the time, it's because it's broken.
Oh, Brie, what could really be, what could really be wrong with a shelf?
You know, what could really...
I mean, you're right, you got me there.
Remember that time I told you I got a couch?
Yes.
In Young Collection Day.
Even you.
When I was young, and our flat needed a couch.
And so me and my mate, look, I'll be honest.
There was three of us.
Two of us had had a few drinks on a Friday night.
And I said to my flatmate
I was like, there's a bloody couch down there
We should go grab it
You know, it'd be great for the TV room
Yeah
And our friend who wasn't drinking was like
I'll go pulled the car up
I think it was like a two-door Mitsubishi Lanser
Okay
Not pick enough
Leave the boot up
Leave the boot up
We put half in
And then you guys
Tip the couch into the boot
And then you walk it back along the street
Oh okay that's a good method
Great
Anyway went down
Picked up this couch
put it in the back of the boot.
And it was bloody heavy.
We were walking it up, back out by our street.
Anyway, got the couch home.
Beautiful.
It was in great condition, too.
We couldn't believe it.
We were like, for a bloody couch.
It wasn't until there was stories in the newsletter of our community,
in the community page,
asking who had stolen someone's couch off our particular street.
You said to me they were moving the couch.
Yeah, they were moving.
but because we'd had a few drinks we're like oh bloody it was no one else had their rubbish out on the side of street wasn't even that time of year yeah i don't think you're at fault there i think it was on the side of the road can i just say that's the universal sign for this thing is free we definitely gave the couch back
yeah definitely return the couch do not report me we yeah no you can't give it back yeah um i want to know this afternoon i know 800 dials at em
or you can text it into 96696, what's the best thing you've ever found on the side of the road?
Whether it was inorganic collections or someone was just putting it out there
or it blew off someone's car on State Highway 1 and you came along and found it.
How bloody good.
The greatest thing you've ever found on the side of the road.
That's the question I've got for you this afternoon.
I'm just excited for Richard Gere to call it.
What did he find?
Oh, if you've seen the movie, you've seen it.
Oh, he found a pretty woman.
See, he wouldn't be above going for a scavenge to the inorganic collection.
Nah, mate, he'd be in like Flynn.
He's a man of the people.
We're talking about the inorganic collection.
It's on out where I live at the moment.
And I was saying it's just so much fun looking at all the stuff on people's berms.
Because it's like you get a glimpse at what their house is like, too.
Yeah, you're like, if this is the stuff they're throwing out.
Exactly, Bree.
Imagine what they've got behind closed doors.
Finally, you're getting it.
We did have a text message from someone who works from the council who said,
You're actually not meant to put it on the berm anymore.
You're meant to keep it within the boundary of your property to deter scavengers,
which I think is a derogatory term.
We're not scavengers, we're opportunists.
Slash seagulls.
Cagha!
So we want to know what's the best thing you ever found on the side of the road.
Emma has called in.
Hi, Emma.
Hi, Emma.
We're good.
What was the score?
What did you get on the side of the road?
I was driving home.
I think like I just dropped off to kids or something
saw on the side of the road
one of those big
like piano organs
with all the instruments
and all the buttons
and all the bandangles
like they have at the church
up the front there
Yeah it was badass
It was like all that
You know how you can press a button
And it plays the drums
Yeah
Oh yes
And it does a trumpet
Yeah yeah
Yeah
One of them
How bloody good
And it was in full working order
All working a bit dinged up
you know, but it was all good
and I whipped back home to my boyfriend at the time
and I was like, no time to chat, no time to chat, get the car
we've got a piano accordion to get.
You wouldn't believe what they've left outside.
Can I ask Emma, did you play the piano accordion at the time?
No, no, never even touched one.
No, but you can't let an opportunity like that go by, can you?
Yeah, well, the kids would love it, you know.
I need to know whatever happened to that piano accordion.
Well, it's kind of sitting outside on the deck downstairs.
Kind of not plugged in, just sitting there.
Then think about what to do with it.
Yeah, that's fair.
So it might end up back out on the berm.
Yeah, you know what?
If you could lug it up my steps, that would be great.
Yeah, that's a circle of life, isn't it?
Thanks, Emma.
Organ, piano accordion is the...
Oh, different thing.
Piano accordion's the...
The one that you...
Oh, yeah.
Isn't it? Isn't it?
Yeah, it is.
It is.
It is.
all together. I thought an organ
was just an organ. Is it a piano
organ? See, I don't know.
The one from church, we're talking about, eh?
That's what she's talking about, yeah. With the wood, it looks
like, it's big. It's enormous. It's not a pipe organ, but it's like the
just the one they play the hymns on.
Yeah, got you. Isn't that? I don't know. This person wants to be anonymous.
Hi Anonymous. Hi Anonymous.
Hello. Sounds dodgy. What did you find on the side of the road?
So it wasn't me. It was my
my two co-workers in their 50s and 60s
found a deflated adult doll
I don't know if that's something I'd grab from
rubbish saw collection
Yeah no, they grabbed it
Yep
Even seagulls like me have got standards
That's not
Hey this isn't for cars also
Yeah
Anonymous
Um
Okay
Do I dare ask what has
happened to the doll? It is still
sitting on their shelf after like a year.
I'm just waiting
for him to retire and see if it'll disappear
with him. We don't have to name
the business, but what type of workplace
is this, Anonymous?
It might be a council.
Oh! Oh! Okay.
Oh! Interesting.
It's a real vote loser.
Thanks, Anonymous. We appreciate it.
This text is good. It says we had just
moved into our new house and was walking the
dog one night when we came across a house that must have been doing a kitchen renovation
because there were heaps of old cupboards, etc. on the side of the boom.
Amongst it was a dishwasher.
So the husband and I went home, got my little pulsar hatchback and went back to grab it.
A good clean-up and a $20 hose off and it lasted eight years before we sold the house.
What a score.
That is a real good score.
Talking about stuff that you pick up from the side of the road, someone said I've got four kids.
and they've been busing to school for the last two weeks
because my car is so full of crap that I've found on the side of the road.
Someone found a whole Honda quad bike on the side of the road.
Again, I wonder if that was a Bree situation
and that was just someone who had parked their Honda quad bike on the side of the road.
And you've stolen it.
And you've gone, someone's, you're getting rid of a whole quad bike?
If not, though, what a find.
This one's kind of on the same level.
It says, we live in the Wicado and I spotted a,
ride on lawnmower on the side of the road. A bit worse for wear, flat tires, but I knew my man
would grab it if he could. So I drove home, got the trailer and ramps and got my niece and
went back and we picked it up. Don't know if you know how heavy they are when the running
gear isn't working and flat tires, but they're really heavy. My poor niece was pushing with all
her might. I'm pushing hard too. When my hubby got it though, he couldn't believe that we'd
picked it up. He cleaned it up, fixed it and sold it for
350 bucks. Not bad. Not a bad day out. This feels like that movie
The Castle, this conversation, doesn't it? Oh, that's going straight to the
pool room. Zedem's Brankland.
Taylor Swift's in the fate of Ophelia on ZM. She's getting married. When is
she getting married? Do we know the actual date? I think it's next year.
It will be next year, won't it? I reckon summer
next year. Right. Their summer.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Definitely after the Super Bowl, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
For sure.
So, although, when's the Super Bowl?
Isn't that soon?
Like, started next year?
Oh, it's the start of next year when that happens.
Yeah.
Some details have allegedly leaked to a semi-reputable source about Taylor Swift's Bachelorette party.
Yeah.
Do you know who her bridesmaids are, Taylor Swift?
Selina Gomez, for sure.
Yes.
Can you name one more?
There's three.
according to this.
Three, any people that I would know?
Yeah, not personally.
G. G. Hadeed.
Yes.
And you won't get the third one.
Not Carly Klaus.
No.
What does it start with?
Ice spice.
No, not Ice Spice.
She loves Ice Spice.
Not, who's Ryan Reynolds' wife?
Blake Lively.
I reckon it would have been.
Probably would have been.
But it's not.
Brittany Mahomes, who is a former professional
soccer player. And she's also married to Patrick Mahomes, who is the fullback of the team
that Travis plays for the Chiefs. I know exactly who that is. Are they close, are they?
Well, yeah, I guess. Well, I guess Travis and Patrick play on the same too. Yeah, so they can share
a corporate box. And then there's rumors that... In my opinion. Yeah. And I could be speaking
out of turn. I don't think that's a forever friend for Taylor.
Brittany Mahomes. Yeah, like, I reckon she'll look back on that decision and regret it. You know how
Like everyone looks...
Regree. You should regret it.
Well, not regret it.
Regret putting her on the bridal party.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Not regret being friends with her or like inviting her to the wedding.
But on the bridal party, like she would have only known her for a couple of years.
She seems less annoying than ice spice, though.
So get her on there.
There's also rumours that Donna Kelsey, Travis's mum, is on the planning committee for the bachelorette party, which is fun.
She seems like a hoot.
No?
I don't know if I want my mother-in-law planning my bachelorette party.
Fair enough.
Fair enough.
What if she books a stripper who looks exactly like her son?
Yeah, that's weird.
I know what you like.
Anyway, the rumor is that Taylor Swift's Bachelorette party,
the rumor is they're planning a four-stop three-country hens party
that will take place in Nashville, New York, Italy and the Bahamas.
God, you know there's some songs being written about this Bachelorette party.
Yes, yes, that's the next album.
God, what a good line up too?
What did you say?
Nashville to New York.
York, Italy, and
Bahamas. God, what a good
time. Taylor's got the Jets too
so everyone's on there. Sounds so much better than
going to the local strippies
and some penis straws. It sounds better
than a party bust, doesn't it?
If I have to go
to one more Bachelorette party
where they go, guys, we got
naughty straws. No,
no, no, no, naughty straws
are a right of passage. No,
I hope Taylor has,
no, because she does every now and then she'll do something
semi-relatable. I hope she does have the penis
straws in her bachelor's party. I hope she doesn't. They're
so tacky and they've been
done. We want something else.
Like what? You know, the boys
bloody strap
scrumpy to their hands and bloody
butt heads together and get
naked and stuff and we're like, oh look out
we got the penis straws.
We're going wild
girls. It does sound like
a lot of fun. A four-stop hens party
though, I reckon you've been to some over-the-top
hens parties. I reckon by the
third party.
You're over it.
Oh, even if I am in Italy, I'll be like,
oh, God damn it.
We're talking about peasant, normal people.
True.
Like, Bachelorette in, you know, stag do's.
This is Taylor Swift.
Can you imagine it's going to be like a five-star, full-spread, holiday, private jets.
I would go on a...
The Heim sisters will be there.
Exactly.
True, true, this is going to be lit.
I wouldn't mind if this hen's party was 12 stops.
I want to ride this Hens party for the rest of the year.
What I do know is, drunkest person, definitely Don and Kelsey.
You reckon?
Oh, yeah.
She's getting on the Deva Diesel and she'll get on the white wines early.
Is she a boozer, is she?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I feel like she's got it, isn't her?
Maybe to like her feel comfortable.
No, she seems like she...
I don't know.
Maybe I've got the impression wrong.
I just feel like she...
I can't wait to see you could be right.
She'll bring the penis straws.
Oh, things are getting crazy, girls.
Donna's got the penis straws.
Everyone take one, just one, because they're $12 each.
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This is the tea.
Millie Bobby Brown is on the promo trail for Stranger Things.
I'm sure if you're a Stranger Things fan, you've watched it by now.
But if you haven't, our producer Ella said it's the best thing she has ever seen in her entire life.
With her own eyeballs.
Genuinely, I'm shocked.
I'm so happy.
After nine to ten years of this done show, payoff, volume one, epic.
First four episodes of the final season are out.
Is that right, Ella?
Correct.
Millie Bobby Brown is doing the interviews at the moment.
Well, they all are.
They're rolling them all out.
But if you're getting an interview, you're hoping to get Millie, aren't you?
Yeah, she's the main one.
She has revealed that she has changed her name.
So she married John Bon Jovi from Bon Jovi's son, Jake Bon Jovi.
Right, so his name's Jake Bon Jovi
Yeah, and his dad's John Bon Jovi
Got it
And what's her name now
So she was Millie Bobby Brown
Yeah, so she's done an interview with Noah
Snap, snap, snap
So technically would her name...
He's Will and Stranger Things
Would her name be
Millie Bobby John...
No, Millie Bobby Bon Jovi
Millie John Bobby John
Millie Bobby Bon Jovi
Brown
If she hyphenated it? Brown
Yeah, it could be. Here's her name
Millie Bonnie Bobby Bon Jovi
Bon Jovi Brown?
No. No, Bobby.
Start again.
Millie, Bonnie, Brown.
No, drop the Brown.
Millie Bonnie Bon Jovi Brown.
No, Brown.
Just drop the brown.
Bobby, drop the brown.
It's just Millie Bonnie Bon Jovi.
Oh.
Millie Bonnie Bon Jovi.
That's it.
Where did Bonnie come from?
Where's Bonnie from?
So has her name this whole time been
Millie, Bobby, Bobby, Bonjov.
What?
No.
It's Millie Bobby Brown.
So has her name been
Millie Bonnie Bono.
I don't know. I'm confused. Claudia.
So her acting name is Millie Bobby Brown, but her birth name Millie Bonnie Brown.
I don't know why.
Couldn't she just lefty, Bobby John Bon Jovi Brown.
I'm calling her Millie from now on. Like Shea, she's got one name.
She's Millie.
Yep.
I'm calling her Bon Jovi.
Anyway, congratulations to Millie Bonnie Bon Jovi.
Jovi.
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Bloody good news for the renters yesterday.
New rules took effect to the Residential Tenancy Act, which now gives tenants with pets
greater choice when looking for rental properties.
So essentially, if a tenant wants to keep a pet as of yesterday, they can request
to have a pet within the home.
and the landlord can decline, but they need a valid reason.
Right, okay.
I have to have a valid reason.
And there's also things that are going to come into play like paying a pet bond.
The landlord can ask the tenant.
Yeah, yeah.
So if the dog damages something.
Exactly.
There's also other things, because I was like, how much is the pet bond?
because that's something I would be interested to know
and landlords can charge a maximum of two weeks rent
on top of your other bond
So this sounds good for people who already have a flat
and want to get an animal
because your landlord has to have a good reason
not to let you get one
but if you're looking to move into a new flat
it still doesn't sound like
the landlord's not going to pick you
if they have the choice between someone
and they don't want an animal
then they've got the choice
between someone who has a dog
and someone who doesn't have a dog
they're probably still going to go
for the person who doesn't have the dog
it's still going to be quite hard
to move into a new place
if you already have an animal
is that how we see it?
Yeah.
Probably.
So what you do is you pretend
that you don't have a dog
Yeah, and then you just
Then you move in
and then you secretly sneak that dog in
No, you ask for a pet later
Yeah, and then once you're in there
you go, hey, could I get a dog
that I definitely haven't always had.
And the dog just goes for a little holiday
with friends for a couple of weeks.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's, yeah.
What are your thoughts on that?
I really feel for people who have to move
because if you've set up a life,
especially if you've got a family and you've got a family dog
and you've set up a life and then you have to move out of your house
for whatever reason, your landlord puts it on the market
or your situation changes.
It must be so stressful.
It's awful.
It's so hard to find a flat anyway, to find a good house that suits you where you want to live.
And so to add the pressure of an animal is extra hard.
And I know people who have had to choose between, they've had to like give the cat or dog away.
Which is just an awful situation to be in.
I also like feel for people that their situation might be that they can't own a home, you know.
So does that mean they never get the joy of owning?
a pet.
Yeah.
You know, which I would argue very good for people's mental health.
Also, I was going to say cats don't do much damage.
But to be honest, my cat has made an absolute mess of my house.
But is that just the couch?
Like, is it the actual, like, structural?
It's some of the window frames.
She's decided on the scratching post.
And where we keep her litter box downstairs, I kid you not, she has almost clawed
through the dry wall.
I'll take a photo for you guys tomorrow.
There are gouges, because every time she does a crap, for some reason,
she feels the need to go on the wall behind the litter box.
Yeah, she's spreading her scent.
She's almost gone through the wall.
Maybe you put a scratching pad there.
Yeah, go outside.
Stop using the litter box.
Go outside.
I say to her every day, I'm like, what is your problem?
We have to pay for this cat that I have to scoop your poo out of her every day.
Just go outside, like a normal animal.
Yeah.
I mean, what have we done to animals?
What have we done to them?
You know?
Yeah.
They used to hunt.
Like I say to my dog sometimes.
I'm like, you know, if you were born a hundred years ago,
you would have had to get your own food.
Do you know how many delicious native birds there are in our garden?
I mean, they're everywhere.
You could be eating like a goddamn queen.
And yet you're inside in dry biscuits and shitting in a box.
You know?
You're pathetic.
You're pathetic.
Anyway, if you're looking to.
to get a lovely, delightful pet
that you want to wait.
Someone said, Clint, get a litter box with a lid.
Oh, good idea.
Yeah, and then you trap in the juices.
Like an air fryer.
But, yeah, good news for people.
Good news for people.
If you've always wanted a pet.
Or if you've been keeping a secret pet.
Or that too.
So many people I know keep secret pets.
Now you and your pet can go legit.
Which I kind of get it.
I kind of get the secret pet thing.
Now your dog can come out of the closet.
And don't come for me, landlords.
I get it.
You know, it's hard to look after four different rental properties all at once.
There's dogs eating into my capital games.
But I mean, if they pay the bond, right?
Yeah, yeah.
And if they commit to, if an animal does do damage to getting it fixed, what's the big deal?
What's the big deal?
What is the big deal?
We want to know about secret pets this afternoon.
That's the question we're going to ask you guys.
Have you ever kept a pet in secret?
And you may not have been hiding it just from your landlord.
You may have been hiding a pet from your partner.
Remember we talked to that person that time who had a secret horse?
That's right.
Yeah.
They had a whole secret horse that they would go and feed and care for and ride from time to time.
It was a secret from her partner.
Remember that time I moved into this flat and there was two dogs that lived there
and I was like, oh, cute dogs, like that's fun.
And next minute, our real estate agent came over one day
and they were like, who's dogs are these?
Why are these dogs here?
They were secret dogs.
I didn't even know and I lived there.
Yeah.
I was like, oh, we're not meant to have dogs.
There's just dogs that have been around.
And I was like, oh, they're not ours.
They're next doors.
Why is there a dog bowl in the kitchen?
The jig was up.
And Bree's like, it's mine.
Got down and started eating out of it.
I love that jelly meat.
I'm getting up.
Why is there a leash?
That's mine too.
Want to take me for a walk?
Why is there poo on the lawn?
Okay, that was definitely me.
It's ZM's Breinclin podcast.
Do you have a secret pet?
It's just been made easier to have a pet.
In a rental, the government has made it easier for pet.
Haveers, lovers, wanters to have their pet.
Yeah, they've made it harder for landlords to say no.
Yeah, I've always forget that we have a landlord in our midst.
Oh, yes, of course, Claudia.
We have producer Claudia.
She's a landlord.
She has tenants in a house that she owns.
And I'm not evil, I promise.
Are they allowed to keep a pet?
Yeah, we were open to it.
They didn't have one, but yeah.
Okay.
Oh, that's nice of you, Claude.
Just a small one, though.
If you had two prospective tenants and one had a pet and one didn't,
would the pet, and it was a big dog, would the dog be a deciding factor?
It would purely because my house is small and the dog door is very small.
What would you rather if a family was like, we've got no pets,
but we've got four young children, or we've got four little dogs.
And no kids.
And no kids.
Honestly, probably the dogs.
Because the kids get taller, and they can do damage further up the walls.
And the dogs don't grow any further.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We want to know, are you holding a secret pet at your place?
Christine's on the line.
Hi, Christine.
Hi, Christine.
Hi, guys.
How you going?
Good, thank you.
Have you got a secret pet, Christine?
I feel like sort of 14 years later, I can out myself now.
Okay, okay, go on.
Back in my uni days, we, I went the uni down in the Tron.
and I was going to uni one morning
and this little tiny kitten came out from under my car
and yeah I was just to suck it right from then
and so me and my now husband
we talked about going to the SDCA
but she fell asleep in his arms
and we were like nah how we're just keeping her
huge
yeah we were just hooked from then
so we kept Gizmo and for three years in that flat
we managed to just
yeah to hide her at inspections
We would take her up to my parents in Auckland or in the cattery.
All the way to Auckland.
I mean, the landlord's never going to find her up there, but yeah, yeah.
Oh, nice.
So you got away with it, Christina, no regrets.
No, and also she scratched the wall, and we got a little test pot of paint from Bunnings
and just painted it over and stuff.
And, yeah, for you, the vet said to put tinfoil on the wall.
Oh, okay, I'm going to try that tinfoil trick out.
That's genius, Christine.
that's great. Someone's texted and they said, I don't have a secret pet. I'm lucky enough to have mine at my rental.
That's lovely. However, I work at a cattery. It's very common to have people come in here with their cats just for the day when they've got a property inspection planned.
There you go, secret cats.
Secret cats. Let's talk to Kerry. I know 800 dollars at him. Hi, Carrie.
Hi, Carrie. Hi, how are you?
Good, thanks. Do you have a secret pet?
Yes. So, my husband's a hunter. And my daughter is an aunt.
animal lover.
Okay.
And so during some pest control, my daughter found a joey of a possum, and we have had a pet
possum for the last three years.
No way.
And is it a secret from your husband?
No, it's a secret from our landlord, so we keep the possum outside in a bird aviary,
and so our landlord thinks we have a breeding pair of lovebirds.
Okay.
He's never went, or they've never went and looked inside the aviary and noticed it was a full-grown
possum? They've looked, but because they're nocturnal and they come during the day, they
don't know any different. And your hunter husband, who I imagine enjoys eradicating pest possums,
he's okay with this one because it's in captivity, is that right? And it's not damaging the ecosystem.
He's actually scared of possums, so he's happy that it's outside in the navery.
What kind of hunter is your husband, Kerry, he's scared of a possum? I know, right?
I would get the fright of my fricking life
if I went to that Avery
and I put my face up against the mesh
to see a cute little birdie
and this big ass possum came out
and screeched at me, Kerry.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, good on you, Kerry.
We're talking about secret pets.
This is a great text.
It says, every house inspection,
I take Cookie the cat for a girl's day out.
And while she screams,
I sing to her about how fun the girls' day out is.
We just drive around
until I know the house inspection
is done.
The cat dreads house inspection day more than you.
She's like, not in the car again.
Girl stay out with the cat.
Someone texts through talking about secret pets and says,
does it count if my girlfriend is a furry?
Oh.
In that case, I'm keeping a cow from our landlord.
Oh my God.
Your girlfriend's the cow variety of furry.
The cow furry.
I've seen cat furies.
Dogs.
And dogs.
Lots of dogs.
But not cow.
I haven't seen a cow before.
What does she adorn herself with for cow?
Because
It'd be like horns
Oh, so she's a bull
No, she could just have horns
A horned cow
A horny cow
Oh, maybe she's a horny cow
My cousin had a secret guinea pig in her flat
Just covered the cage with blankets
When the inspection happened
I don't buy it
Because I've had guinea pigs
And they screech
Yeah, they like
No, no no no
And Ella knows this
They're more like
Wee, ree, ree, ree, rea, rea, rea, rea, rea, rea, rea.
What?
That's it, that's it
That was me
That's pretty good, eh
I love that movie, Psycho
Someone texted
and said
My brother moved in
Into a house
Where there was no pets allowed
He bought his dog
Who was pregnant
At the time
We hit a medium to large dog
And her eight puppies
From our landlord
If you were anti-dog
As a landlord
And you found out
That someone had
Done a dog
Birth in your house
You'd be so pissed off
Eh
You'd like
Don't worry
We did it on the carpet.
I kept a secret cat from my landlord,
but he found out about it when we started shagging.
The bloody thing jumped on the bed.
Six years later, we have three kids, two dogs, three fish,
and a few rental properties.
And I'm sure the tenants now magically have a pet
that they didn't have before.
Ah, see, they're a sympathetic landlord.
That's nice.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Someone else said, not me, but mine.
Hope your partner's not shagging those tenants like he shagged you.
She wouldn't be, nah.
Nah, nah, nah, no.
He would have only done it once.
Someone said, not me, but my mum has two dogs and a cat.
She's had them for about five years secretly from the landlord.
That's quite a lot.
The guinea pig person's text back.
They said, no, it's true.
She took the guinea pig out for one inspection, but covered the cage up.
Oh, okay, so you take the guinea pig out and cover the cage up.
And then what?
So the landlord, imagine if they take the...
cover off the cage and they're like, who the hell
is this for? Yeah.
Yeah. There's nothing in this
cage. What are you putting in the gauge? I am a
landlord. I am here to inspect my property.
Oh, there's a two metre by one
meter box with a cover over it in the
backyard. I'm definitely not going to have a look
at what that is.
That's the first thing I'm looking at.
Someone said, I had a secret canary
the landlord found out, but
it had died and was as stiff as
a board. Funny but also not funny.
Well, there's no rules about keeping dead pets.
Yeah, true.
Yeah.
You could have as many dead pets as you like.
Because if you can't have a dead canary,
then technically you couldn't have a frozen chicken
because they're both just dead birds, aren't they?
Same thing in the deep freeze.
Yeah.
Keep your pets in the freezer.
Unless that pet is your girlfriend who is a cow for her.
Yeah, don't put her in the freezer.
It's ZM's Brinklin podcast.
Let's Get Classical.
This is Let's Get Classical, where Bree and I take on Ella.
We are a team.
She is a team of one.
And if you've correctly picked the winner on 9-6-96,
you could be about to score 50 KFC Chicken Dollars.
Sorry, just having some water.
I didn't realize my mark was on.
I'm just getting limbered up, you know.
Let's go.
We can't hear you drinking water.
You don't have to apologize.
Oh, I thought you heard me slurping.
I'll do it again.
I don't want the gay SMR.
All right, Claudia, you're in charge of us.
Did you just call it gay SMR?
No, but I should have.
It's a different guy altogether.
It's a very different thing.
Yeah, this is Let's Get Classical.
The way it works is these are pop songs that I've redone,
totally did it myself, in a classical style, which to me means piano.
So you guys need to buzz in with your names.
I'm looking for the artist and the name of the song.
And the first team to two points is going to take home the win.
Okay, just reminding everyone I won last week.
You won well and truly last week.
I don't think we got a point last week, Clint.
No, we got pantsed.
We got nothing.
Spanked, baby.
So this is our redemption arc.
Let's do this.
Let's get right into it.
I'm warming up my hand for a round two spanking.
Here's your first song.
Oh.
I.
That's Louis Capaldi.
but which one is it?
Which one is it?
Three.
Yeah.
Before you go.
It's not.
Ella, do you want a free guess?
Yeah, yeah.
A free quick guess?
Oh, um, hang on.
Okay, we're all back in.
I know my love.
Brie.
Louis Capaldi, wish you the best.
Yeah, it is.
But on my love, I want to say I miss the greed in your eyes.
Right there in the tip of my brain.
And when I said we could be friends against I died.
It was the one with the cute dog in the film.
Oh, shut up that video gets you.
Don't remind me.
Oh, my gosh.
No.
Okay, moving on.
One point for Team Bree, and Clint here's another song.
Up.
Ella.
Clint.
Ella.
Um, it's somber.
Quickly.
No, frick.
What is it?
I'm having a mic blank.
Three, two.
Oh, my.
Somber 12 to 12.
And somber 12 to 12.
Come over here for your spankan.
Come over here for your spanking.
All right.
Come over here.
I'll unzip.
Auntie, Bree and Uncle.
Oh, Clint, sorry.
No, I go, too far.
We're trying to teach all over the winers.
Three start of that.
Well done, guys.
Oh, you're in good spirit.
I am.
Ange, well done.
We've got 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way for correctly supporting team
Bree and Clint.
Oh, well done, guys.
You've done me proud.
Thanks, Ang!
Let's go, baby!
Play Zatins, Bree and Clint.
Your hometown.
Where are you from?
Rotorua.
That's right.
Great spot there, and it's about to kind of even better because they're opening a new time zone.
Oh my God.
Have you read this in the local newspaper?
No.
It's been a while since I've perused the Daily Post, to be honest.
Yeah, pretty excited about it.
The Central Mall is getting a new time zone, creating more than 20 jobs.
Oh, yeah.
Which is great.
That's good.
It's set to open on 20th of December.
I saw, I mean, a big week for Rotorua.
I saw in the news they're also getting a giant outdoor slip.
slip and slide for some.
Are they?
Yeah.
And you pay 20 bucks and you get two hours on the slip and slide.
That's a great time.
And it's going down a hill at a farm.
They've got all the good things there.
Yeah.
They've got the Luge.
They've got the Zorbing.
Yep.
The time zone.
The lake.
Lakes.
Sorry, the lakes.
Some good, some bad.
The Blue Lake is a good one.
Blue Lake's a good one.
Tutta weather.
Good one.
Yeah.
Rod, right?
Ugh.
Well, I mean, you pump sewage into it for 100 years.
What do you expect?
Yeah.
They're not doing it now, but...
That takes a lot to get rid of how many years of sewage.
Put it this way.
If you pooed in a toilet for 100 years...
And there was no way of flushing that toilet.
Just because you stop pooing in it doesn't mean that it's naturally going to get better on its own.
It's going to take time.
It's like when they tried to clean up that bloody river in Paris.
Which one?
Oh, the sen.
The sen for the...
It's exactly like that.
For the triathlon.
It was never going to be a good time.
Except the sen has got like a thousand years of poos in it.
All kinds of bacteria floating down the sin.
Anyway, I'm not trying to beat up on Roderoy.
Yeah, we're trying to...
It's a great place.
It's bouncing back, Bree.
Thank you very much.
Mate, I was bringing the good news vibes.
They are doing their best, okay?
Mate, you were the one.
I was...
It was all good sunny vibes over here.
Time Zone is opening and I'm excited about it.
new jobs for people, and it got me thinking about cool jobs that you've had in your lifetime.
Because a lot of, I know for a fact, obviously there'll be managers and stuff at that time zone,
but a lot of school kids, like high schoolers or young kids, will be getting part-time jobs.
That'd be a great job.
You know?
Because you get to play the games.
Exactly.
Yeah, yeah.
What a good time.
That's a great part-time job.
I had this exact thought when we were in Fiji the other week, and there was a bar which was down the beach.
and it was basically a shack
and it was one of those ones
where you open the front of it up
and they sort of,
that's a big folding thing
they can close it down at night time
and they open the front
and it's like a,
you know what I'm talking about?
Yeah.
Like a shed?
And then this guy in there
just made cocktails on the beach
all day, every day.
And he was looking out at the ocean
and he was on the beach
and he got to play his music
and I went over to him and I said,
is this the best job in the world?
And he goes,
it is the greatest job in the world.
Because you know what,
makes that job even better.
Like everyone, everyone is in a good mood and you're making people happy.
Exactly.
You know?
Yeah.
Like, it's just a good time.
Yeah.
I thought we could ask people this afternoon to think back, to ponder back through the years
that you've had, the jobs that you've had.
Mm-hmm.
And I want you to remember the best job you've ever had.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Like, what is the greatest job you've done that every time you think about it,
you're like, oh, that was the best job.
This job's pretty good, but I'd have to go with when I worked at the luge.
That would be the best job you've ever had?
Outside every day, riding the luge.
You've got free sausage rolls and hot dogs at the end of the day.
If the cafe hadn't sold them, you got free pies and unlimited Coca-Cola from the fountain,
Coca-Cola, you know, in the cups.
That's a good time.
So I'd go with the luge.
I've had some real crappy jumps
Okay, Buzzkill
I worked at a bar in Miami for a bit
That was cool
And I got big tips
Like money
Because of my accent
I'd be making 600, 700 bucks a night
So I'd have to say that might be the best job I've had
They're just like, say something else
You're like, whoa, you talk like a cartoon character
We can't understand you, say something else
Wild.
Say alligator.
Yeah.
And you're like, Crocodile.
And they're like, whoa, give us a money.
Criky.
Then I just told people I was Steve Irwin's daughter.
That's good too, yeah.
Christmas is on the way, and I've got two little girls.
I've got a four-year-old and a six-year-old.
I'm trying to figure out what to get them for Christmas.
And I was thinking that maybe it's trampoline time.
Oh, I thought you were going to say, like a bottle of whiskey.
For a child.
Yeah, but one of those ones where it has to age a number of years.
you know so by the time they're like you know 20 something oh right it'll be like yeah right
great present i don't reckon they'd love that for christmas yeah probably not a trampoline's probably
better idea they generally want something they can play with on the day yeah true they don't like
anything where they have to wait um i love the idea of a tramp my wife lucy is a bit trepidious
about the injury side of things she's like she's like if you get them a trampoline you'll be
the one taking them to a and me when they break their arm has your wife seen the trampoline
these days, the kids are safer
inside the trampoline than they are
outside. They are infinitely
different to the trampolines that you
and I used when we were kids. Kids these days
don't know what a real trampoline is
like. They didn't, they haven't
experienced. Back in my day.
Back in our day. A trampoline was just
a tarpaulin. Just a hole in the ground with a potato
sack over it. Tampolines were life
and death and you know that was the joy
of a trampoline, the rush of you.
You don't know if you're going to ever
Come back alive.
You go up.
You sometimes didn't know where you were coming down.
I know.
I know that feeling.
A double bounce and you're gone.
One year we got pads, like the protective safety pads for the trampoline.
Oh, boo.
No, as our Christmas present from our nan.
Oh, Nan?
But they were so low priority that we still had to wait until Christmas Day to get them.
So in the meantime, we're still bouncing on this unpadded trampoline and then we get the pads.
We never had the pads
Trampolines these days
A lot of them don't even have springs
They've got these rod things
It's like a prison
And you lock them in
You zip them up in there
And I think you can put a padlock on it too
I don't think you can hurt yourself
On a trampoline these days
I'd like to see someone try
We could still land funny
Couldn't you?
Yeah but you can land funny
Not on a trampoline
Jumping in the air
You land funny
You know
I have a trampoline injury story
And I'm sure you have one as well
mine we jumped off the roof of our house onto the trampoline
but rather than bouncing I chickened out and kind of bent my knees a bit
and so my feet hit the trampoline I went down
and my knee went up into my jaw and my tooth
my lower tooth went through my upper lip
that's my trampoline injury
that's not ideal eh
my trampoline injury story was my dad
got given the inside of a waterbed
a bladder of a waterbed
and my dad decided to blow it up with air
so I was like this big bouncy
we called it the Giants Pillow
Fun like a big bouncy thing
and I had this idea one day
I was like let's put the Giants pillow next to the trampoline
and then two of us jump off the trampoline
and someone sits on the Giants pillow
catapults them off
Anyway my brother was like
I'll be the one to be catapulted
And my sister and I, who were the oldest ones,
who were a lot heavier than my brother,
buoying off this trampoline, and my brother just skyrockets.
I reckon he went about six metres in the air.
You've seen people do it in the water.
Oh, my God.
He just launched.
And he came back down, and he landed on his right arm.
And it broke his right arm so badly that his whole arm was hanging out of 90-degree ang.
and he had to have a cast up to his shoulder.
Who was your mum more mad at?
You and your sister or your dad?
She was, I mean, I think she was mad at us,
but I definitely heard her and dad have words with each other.
Yeah, dad would have caught.
Yeah, he was not in the good books.
Well, I was open to know they were going to cannibal.
You get rid of that bloody thing.
I told you someone was going to get hurt.
That's a trampoline adjacent injury, isn't it?
Because the people on the tramp, technically fine.
Yeah, but I mean it involved a trampoline
It did involve a trampoline
I'd love to hear your trampoline injuries this afternoon
It's not going to help my case
For getting the kids a tramp for Christmas
But it's very relatable
These trampoline stories, it's very nostalgic
But they don't exist anymore
Dangerous trampolines don't exist
I stand by that
You say that like it's a bad thing
No but I'm saying like
From your wife's perspective
I don't understand what she's scared of
Because bad trampolines don't exist anymore
Is what I'm saying
Well if you've got a trampoline injury
From a modern trampoline as well
You can call it through with that too
See that is that is the needle in the haystack
Drunk adults
Welcome to Call as well
But if you've got one and you want to share your tramp injury
We asked for trampoline injuries
And we have been absolutely inundated
With injuries
Some too horrific to share on the radio
Like not ideal
Not ideal
But I mean that's the part of being in a key
being a kid.
Yeah, yeah, right.
Breaking an arm here and there,
getting stitches.
Claudia, you've been answering the phones,
which have also been jammed.
Out of 10, how serious of the trampoline injuries
you've been dealing with been?
Oh, good eight.
Some of them are real gruesome,
and some of them are in the padded ones, too.
In the modern ones.
Yes.
Right?
I don't breed them as tough these days.
I've always said that to those kids.
Let's start with Kathy.
Hi, Kathy.
Hi, Kathy.
Hi.
Your son has a trampoline injury.
He sure does
Go on
So New Year's Day
This year
He's 7
And he's bouncing on the trampoline
And he would like bounce and like
Try to jump up
To grab like the top of the padding
Oh yeah
On the trampoline
You know like the top of the net
Yes the safety net
Yeah the safety net
And he jumped up
And as he came back down
He let go
But his mouth was open
And his face was on the net
Oh my God
Oh no
Ripped his teeth
With his front tooth forward
But it cut
All up
because all of his body weight, you know, like he said it, went forward.
So, yeah, his tooth was completely pulled forward,
and he cut all up his gums, all up his lips.
It was horrific.
And then we had to spend hours at A&E for them to tell us
that he was no on-call dentist because it was New Year's Day.
Kathy, I think you should just go back to the old school trampoline.
That would never have happened.
Absolutely right.
It's crazy.
The issue with your trampoline was the safety net.
Yeah, it was.
That was the unsafeest part.
Yep.
I was only just able to sit through that one.
Let's go to Hilton.
Hi Hilton.
Hi, Hilton.
Hi, guys.
Long time listener, first time caller.
No way.
Wait a second, Hilton.
First time caller.
Here he is the big song.
Welcome on boards.
Thank you very much.
Good to have you.
What's your trampoline injury, Hilton?
We've just gone through an under 13 rugby season, completely unbeaten.
Not a single injury in the team.
Love that.
We love that.
We head off to a post-season celebration.
And two of us on the trampoline, I managed to double-bounce the bloke who fell with his leg through between the springs, fell over the side of the trampoline and broke his femur.
Oh, he's femur.
I thought you'd say he ripped his downstairs open.
That's the biggest bone, right?
The fema is the biggest one.
hip bone. It's the biggest bone in your body and virtually impossible to break.
That's the one near your femoral artery, isn't it?
Yes, it is. Correct. Was he okay?
He spent just on two weeks in traction in the hospital.
Wow.
And this was, of course, right at the start of the school holidays as well.
So he wasn't exactly pleased.
No. Did he make the rugby field next season?
He did.
We!
Wow, that is quite the effort.
That's tough.
Okay, thank you, Hilton.
It's going to be hard to beat, breaking the femur.
My primary school in Waimaha had a tramp.
Three older kids assured me they would catch me after triple bouncing me.
I saw it into the year.
Wait, wait, wait.
What's a triple bounce?
I think it's where three people double bounce you.
Well, wouldn't that be...
A three-way double.
Wouldn't that be a six-way double?
Oh my God, they...
Because it's a double, and if there's three...
Oh, no, wait, that's a nine.
Three, three, no, no, three doubles.
would be a six, wouldn't it?
Three kids bounced this kid into the air.
He sawed and landed on his face and lost three teeth.
The teeth ones really get me.
I wasn't prepared for the teeth ones.
I don't know how many we keep doing with this.
There are so many.
Like arms and legs, yes.
I was prepared.
We're talking tramp injuries.
Someone said it's all fun in games until someone forgets to close the zip.
Quite a few glasses of Vino on Christmas.
Day, thinking, this tramp is great.
Then my three-year-old flew like Superman out of the tramp because someone double-bounced
him.
Surprisingly, not injured.
There you go.
There you go.
That's good.
Three-year-olds do bounce, I've heard.
What about this?
On Christmas Day, Dad did a flip.
Landed funny, which caused him to bounce back and smack his head on the metal bar.
He cracked his head open and required stitches.
Mum didn't believe me when I ran inside.
It was the 80s, though.
Mom!
Dad's cracked his head open
And I'll just finish with this one, okay?
It's not too gross.
It says my son fell off the trampoline ladder,
just the ladder, and broke his arm.
I jumped on the trampoline while holding my two-year-old.
And the next day I woke up and I couldn't move my neck.
Two weeks off work and a sprained neck,
no actual fall, just lightly jumping.
I think the trampoline goes in the bin, you know?
Yeah.
Maybe we'll get a sandpit.
Bet's a good time.
ZDN's Brinclent.
Brinclent.
All I want from my birthday is a birthday banger.
Something that isn't fake is birthday banger.
We have a huge supercomputer here in the studio
that figures out what your birthday banger is,
the number one song when you turn 16.
Massive text on our power bill,
but we think that it's worth it, the supercomputer.
I think so.
I think so.
Joy, like Jason.
Hi, Jason.
Hi, Jason.
Good afternoon, team.
What's your birthday, mate?
That's all we need.
There I say it, the 14th of April, 1976.
Oh, it's a goodie, Jace.
That means you were 16 in 1992.
What a year.
And here's your birthday bang.
I don't ever want to feel like I did that day.
Chili's.
Was this the one on the Cone Head soundtrack?
Or was that salt a squeeze?
I can't remember.
You like it, Jace?
Thank you very much.
The Titanic Sink and Abraham Lincoln was killed.
Oh, April 14th.
Really?
Great day.
Really?
Huge day.
There you go.
Fun fact.
And Jason was born.
And Jason was born and changed everything.
Wait there, Jason.
Let's go to Kerry for a birthday banger.
Hi, Carrie.
Hi, Carrie.
Hey, guys.
Anything significant happened on your birthday that you're aware of?
Any presidents assassinated?
Yes.
No, Richard Nixon resigned on my birthday when I was three years old.
Oh, my God.
Or two.
Yeah.
Everybody's got a presidential fact associated with their birthday.
What is your birthday, Kerry?
9th of August, 1971.
You know, that's, I'm pretty sure that's Madonna,
is it Madonna's birthday, or Whitney Houston's birthday?
It definitely is.
One of the girls, one of the pop divas.
It's Whitney's birthday because my dog,
whose name is also Whitney Houston,
it's also her birthday, the exact same birthday.
No way. I know, coincidence.
Oh my God, Richard Nixon resigned from office on your dog's birthday.
I'm not going to tell her that.
She'll be very disappointed.
Okay, Kerry, 1971.
All right, that means you were 16, Kerry, in 1987.
And here's your birthday, babe.
Oh, that's fun, Kerry.
Yeah.
Great song to put on at a party when everyone's real drunk.
Everyone's just like, la-la-bum-ba.
It's good, Kerry.
You like it?
I love it.
I'm actually from California,
and so that was definitely
from the central California
where a lot of Spanish was spoken.
So, yeah, that was a very popular song.
Oh, it's perfect then.
Okay, wait there.
One more birthday banger.
For Maya, they're going to do their dad's birthday banger.
Hi, Maya.
Hi, Maya.
First time caller, long-time listener.
Yes, Maya.
Yeah, Maya.
First-time caller.
Go Maya.
Go Maya.
We've been a couple today, which is great.
You crushed that, Maya.
You absolutely crush that.
Good to have you.
We're going to do dads.
What's dad's name, Maya?
Lahiro.
Lovely name.
And what's his birthday?
July the 9th, 1982.
All right.
That means he was 16 and 1998.
And here is his birthday banger.
She likes it
Yeah, nice
Oh good
Natalie and Brulia and torn
It's a good one Maya
I really like it
For your dad
Right there
We've got to vote
I'm voting Natalie and Brulia torn
I'm voting Natalie and Brulia torn
I'm voting
Natalie and Brulia torn
Maya, you and Dad have one birthday banger, mate.
Yeah.
Let's go.
Dead for short.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Bree and Clint Zidem.
I thought I saw a man more to life.
ZDM's Breinclint podcast.
Natalie and Brulia.
And Torn, it's the winner of birthday banger.
For Maya's dad today on ZM.
From the year 1998, sorry if this is blasphemous to say, but, and I know she's an icon,
Natalie and Brulia, one hit, wonder?
No.
No?
Well, can you name one?
If you live outside Australia, maybe.
Yeah.
She had a couple of hits in Australia.
None as big as that.
Yeah, right.
Okay.
Have they got any others in the system?
We've got a Natalie and Brulia song called Instant Crush.
I didn't want to be the one to forget.
This is quite big in Australia.
Okay, this is ringing a bell in a Natalie and Bruelly a song called Shiver.
Oh, yeah.
It's probably my other favourite.
They're torn in this one.
Oh, no, no, okay.
Yeah, yeah, I know this.
I know this, yeah, yeah.
Couldn't name it.
it for you, but I know it, yeah.
What? I wouldn't call it a huge
hit, and it was there.
I take it back.
I'm sorry, okay, to the entire
Imbruglia family.
Yeah, you leave Natalie in Bruglia alone.
The ZM Podcast Network.
And that is the end of the
Bree and Clint show for another day.
Whoops, your uncle, another day,
done and dusted.
Kick it in the gut street. We're a bloody out of here,
mate. That'll do.
What's everyone up to tonight?
Who's got the most exciting Tuesday night?
I bet we do.
Yeah, we do.
Where are you guys going?
Ella and I are going to Louis Capaldi.
Oh, yeah.
You guys definitely have the most exciting Tuesday night.
I don't know what to expect because his songs are so, so sad.
But he's so funny.
And so the whiplash of going back and forth.
But he's such a great singer.
Yes, he is.
And seeing a great singer live, even if they're singing slow songs, it's still cool.
You're in for a roller coaster of emotions throughout the night, I think.
And the best thing.
is we got seats like we get to sit sitting yeah you don't want to be in the
mosh for a Lewis Capaldi concert do you people listening to this show would think
you're the oldest I know right I'm 25 I love that about you I love it you know what
you like and you like a seat and I'm quite wise like an owl you guys come to me for
advice all right that's enough now we don't tell lies on the show jokes on them though
because Bree's the oldest lady at ZDM oh no she doesn't like that joke anymore
No, Claudia.
No, Claudia.
Oh, no.
Claudia.
She's mad.
Oh, I can feel the daggers.
Move it along.
Oh, I am watching the last two episodes of that Claire Dane's show, The Beast and Me.
Oh, it's a good show.
Oh, my God, it's incredible.
Worth a watch for sure.
Claire Daines is brilliant in it.
Yeah.
Very good.
And so is the hot woman from the hunting wives.
Oh, Brittany Snow.
Britney Snow.
Britney Snow.
She's very good, too.
So hot.
She is perfect.
Yep.
She is.
Um, I am having a barbecue
Because I barbecue every night
On a Tuesday
Yeah, well I had one last night
No, I don't have a barbecue for people
I'm barbecuing my dinner
Yeah
But I barbecue food every night
You're not having a barbecue
You're grilling, I'm grilling
Sorry yeah I'm grilling
You put some eggplants on the grill
I hate egg plant
And then you put some nice seasoning on top
Eggplants can go in the bed
All right, see you guys tomorrow
Bye
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