ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 2nd December 2025

Episode Date: December 2, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 ZM's Brie and Clint Podcast It's our radio show But wrapped up in a neat little package just for you It's ZDM's Brie and Clint podcast ZM's Brie and Clint cheers to HBO Max Available on Neon Sign up now at neontv.com.combe. Tab to make ZDM your number one pre-seat
Starting point is 00:00:18 on our free iHeart app Let's do it! Whoa! Think you're running down. Zatim's Brinclint. Hi everybody, welcome to the Brian Clint show on, I don't know about you, but we are a very wet Tuesday afternoon. Don't even get me started on the weather. And what?
Starting point is 00:00:46 It is so cold in this room. I know. The aircon is doing its own thing today. You've got frip-knit. Quick-knit test. You've got the tiniest nipples in the world, and they're frippin. I'm at half-mast. Yeah, mate.
Starting point is 00:00:59 I'd call them a firm, a firm medium. You could mission impossible that glass over there. Yeah, how are yours going? No, they're not bad, actually. Do you have a lot of petting? No, I'm wearing a sports bra. Oh, yeah. But I've got this, like a singlet, then a top, so I think I'm covered.
Starting point is 00:01:15 Oh, yeah, right. If I was just wearing a singlet, look out. Because I've got really small ones and you've got really... Medium size. Yeah. You never seen them. You know what? nothing worse as a lady when you realise you're high beaming
Starting point is 00:01:33 and there's nothing you can do about it. No. You're like, what am I going to do now? It was a fashion statement. Didn't Kim Kardashian put out those bras that had nips on them? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:44 Like as in the fashion statement. As in a fashion statement. So you permanently had your headlights on full beam. Yeah. Anyway, enough about our nipples. Shall we get into a round of tradie versus lady to kick the day off? I think so. 50 bucks up for grabs.
Starting point is 00:01:59 Claudia, who took it out yesterday? Because we did not update that score. Trades, I believe. What was I bloody up to that I didn't update? It was the Trades, 100%. Okay, that means they're five points ahead of the ladies. But it's not over yet. No.
Starting point is 00:02:13 Okay, it's not over yet. The ladies need a win today, though. There are 14 games left of 2025, and the Trades have a five-game lead. You do not want to let the Trades go 101 Dalmatian sequel. Oh, 102 Dalmatians. Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah. You need to stop them in their tracks here, ladies?
Starting point is 00:02:32 If you're the lady to do it, or the Trady, 0800 dials at M. Play ZDEM's Bree and Clint. It's Trady versus Ladies. Three, two, one. Let's go. Tradies on 101. Ladies on 96 with some work to do. Our lady is calling from Hamilton.
Starting point is 00:02:53 She's 37, and she wins this game every day when she plays it in the Welcome to the show, Ellie. Hi, Ellie. Hi. We have heard from people that it's harder when you get on the radio, that the pressure kind of builds up a little bit. Hopefully I'll be all good. Your time to shine, though, Ellie.
Starting point is 00:03:10 Your time to shine. Oh, pressure makes diamonds, girl. This could be your day. I'm a trivia fiend. Really? Do you go to a lot of trivia nights? I used to when I was a kid. Are you a pub quiz person?
Starting point is 00:03:23 Yeah. Love that for you. Good to have you then. You're taking on our trade. our trainee from NAPS, he's 25, and he has had four nose jobs. Welcome to the show, Keegan. Hi, Keegan. Hello.
Starting point is 00:03:36 For aesthetic reasons or medical? It was medical. Medical. I broke my nose about a dozen times growing up. Oh. How? What just rugby and my brother and... Rugby and my brother.
Starting point is 00:03:52 I had a brother. What do you think happened? All right, Keegan with the good nose. Your buzzer is... Trady. Ellie, Yes, Ellie, yours is lady. The first person to give us three correct answers will win $50 cash from KFC.
Starting point is 00:04:04 Best of luck, question number one. Which fruit has its seeds on the outside? Ladies. Trady. Yes, Ellie. Strawberry. It is a strawberry. Good job.
Starting point is 00:04:14 One to the ladies. Question number two. Which instrument has 88 keys? Trady. Keegan. Keyboard. Keyboard? No.
Starting point is 00:04:25 Ellie. Is it a piano? It is a piano. Yeah, no. I'm just going to double check. Yeah. Because I know how people get. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:34 Because if keyboard is correct. It's not the answer we had. How many keys? On a standard keyboard. I'm just going to check. 104, it says. Oh no. That's a computer keyboard.
Starting point is 00:04:45 Oh, okay. Stand by guys, we're going to get to the bottom of us. I can't move on. It needs to be fair. Standard modern piano has 88 keys. Yeah. Which includes 52 Y keys, 36 black keys. However, many other keyboards, especially those designed for beginners, it varies.
Starting point is 00:05:02 It varies. It varies. It varies. Can't give it to you, sorry, Keegan. Unfortunately, but we double-checked to make sure. Two to the ladies. Ellie, you could take it on this one. Here comes question number three.
Starting point is 00:05:15 Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. Kelly. Keegan. Katie. Katie Barry is great. It is Katie Berry. He's clawed one back Here comes question number four
Starting point is 00:05:30 Name a type of fruit That could traditionally be stuck To the outside of a Christmas leg of ham To neutralise the ham's saltiness Yes Ellie Pineapple She's got it She's a lady
Starting point is 00:05:43 I could tell how badly you wanted it Ellie And you got it She's done it I could hear you almost crack under the pressure on that Katie Perry question. I heard you. I'm my name but ladies.
Starting point is 00:05:59 Yeah, yeah. But you did it. Well done. And you needed to do that because the ladies needed that win. So you've come through in the clutch, Ellie. Good on, Yale. 50 bucks.
Starting point is 00:06:08 We'll get it out to your mate. Unlucky, Keegan. Ladies go to 97. Trady stay on 101. ZD.M.'s Bree and Clint Podcast. I was explaining to you, Bree, today, what the inorganic collection is. Because you don't have this in Australia, do you?
Starting point is 00:06:23 I think we do. Oh, you do? We do have it. What do you call it over there? the junk collection? Oh, the junk run? Put your junk out on the side of the street. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:32 Not everywhere in New Zealand does this. I know the Auckland Council does it. I think they do it in Christchurch, but they do it in some places. Right. And if you don't know, it's where you get to put a bunch of crap out on the sidewalk that wouldn't usually fit into your wheelie bin,
Starting point is 00:06:46 like an old TV or a clothes horse, pots and pans, broken down bedhead, half a lawn mower, an old aerial. an old aerial and the council will come and collect it for you and for me at the moment in the part of Auckland that I live in it's inorganic day so what a catchy name they have for it eh
Starting point is 00:07:08 the inorganics it used to be it used to be because you have to book it now with the council yeah I've heard this you didn't used to have to book it so there was a week where people would just load up the sidewalks with crap and it would sit there for the whole week
Starting point is 00:07:23 and it would be like if men if you're a hoarder it would be like... But if it rained... Christmas. Oh, no. What do you care if it rains? It's just crap that's going to dump. Yeah, but then it all gets soggy and then...
Starting point is 00:07:33 What do you care? Stinks. What do you care? It's dump crap. We had it at our street a couple of months ago and we hadn't booked it. Yes. And then literally last minute we ran across to our neighbours
Starting point is 00:07:46 and we were like, hey, can we put stuff in your pile? They're like, load her up! Fill your boots. And here's my partner running back and forth from the garage, dumping all of our stuff. They've put all kinds of rules on it now. It used to be out there, like I said, for about a week, and the truck would come at some stage.
Starting point is 00:08:01 Now they tell you exactly the day that the truck is going to come, and you're not allowed to put the stuff out more than 24 hours before the truck comes, otherwise that's littering. All the good stuff just gets ruined, eh? It used to be, and some people will relate to this, some people won't. But it used to be a lot of fun going around and looking at the stuff that people would put in their inorganics collections. and if you went to some of the flasher neighborhoods,
Starting point is 00:08:27 you could find some really nice stuff. You're really showing your Rotter Vegas colors. Uh-huh. Well, we didn't have it in Rotterua as well. So if we came up to Auckland when the inorganics was on, Mom! Mom! They're just getting rid of this stuff! Someone's put a Nintendo 64 that doesn't work out on the side of the street.
Starting point is 00:08:43 They're just giving it away. I once got a whole lounge suite for our flat. We already had a lounge suite, so it wasn't ideal to get another one, but I couldn't just leave it there, you know? Yeah. I got a pram that someone was throwing out for a workmate of mine who was pregnant. She didn't want it. Did they know?
Starting point is 00:09:00 No, they didn't want it. That it was off the side of the street? Yeah, it was old. They just, they were like, thanks. Last year, I got a backpack weed sprayer that was still in the box used, but it still had the box. And I haven't used that yet, but I know that I will. You're going to cash in on. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:17 Cash in on that one. And then today, Bree, just today when I was walking the dog, I had to stop myself from taking this really cool-looking set of shelves because I don't need shelves. But the person inside me who grew up just looking at that stuff and going, why would someone get rid of that? It was a real internal struggle for me. There's obviously something wrong with it though.
Starting point is 00:09:39 Well, is there? Or are they just downsizing? A lot of the time there's something wrong with it. I don't know. It depends on the person. Some people can't be bothered putting it on marketplace. Okay, I'm not saying 100. Some people can't be asked taking it to the cellies.
Starting point is 00:09:53 But 90% of the time, it's because it's broken. Oh, Brie, what could really be, what could really be wrong with a shelf? You know, what could really... I mean, you're right, you got me there. Remember that time I told you I got a couch? Yes. In Young Collection Day. Even you.
Starting point is 00:10:11 When I was young, and our flat needed a couch. And so me and my mate, look, I'll be honest. There was three of us. Two of us had had a few drinks on a Friday night. And I said to my flatmate I was like, there's a bloody couch down there We should go grab it You know, it'd be great for the TV room
Starting point is 00:10:27 Yeah And our friend who wasn't drinking was like I'll go pulled the car up I think it was like a two-door Mitsubishi Lanser Okay Not pick enough Leave the boot up Leave the boot up
Starting point is 00:10:38 We put half in And then you guys Tip the couch into the boot And then you walk it back along the street Oh okay that's a good method Great Anyway went down Picked up this couch
Starting point is 00:10:50 put it in the back of the boot. And it was bloody heavy. We were walking it up, back out by our street. Anyway, got the couch home. Beautiful. It was in great condition, too. We couldn't believe it. We were like, for a bloody couch.
Starting point is 00:11:03 It wasn't until there was stories in the newsletter of our community, in the community page, asking who had stolen someone's couch off our particular street. You said to me they were moving the couch. Yeah, they were moving. but because we'd had a few drinks we're like oh bloody it was no one else had their rubbish out on the side of street wasn't even that time of year yeah i don't think you're at fault there i think it was on the side of the road can i just say that's the universal sign for this thing is free we definitely gave the couch back yeah definitely return the couch do not report me we yeah no you can't give it back yeah um i want to know this afternoon i know 800 dials at em or you can text it into 96696, what's the best thing you've ever found on the side of the road?
Starting point is 00:11:56 Whether it was inorganic collections or someone was just putting it out there or it blew off someone's car on State Highway 1 and you came along and found it. How bloody good. The greatest thing you've ever found on the side of the road. That's the question I've got for you this afternoon. I'm just excited for Richard Gere to call it. What did he find? Oh, if you've seen the movie, you've seen it.
Starting point is 00:12:17 Oh, he found a pretty woman. See, he wouldn't be above going for a scavenge to the inorganic collection. Nah, mate, he'd be in like Flynn. He's a man of the people. We're talking about the inorganic collection. It's on out where I live at the moment. And I was saying it's just so much fun looking at all the stuff on people's berms. Because it's like you get a glimpse at what their house is like, too.
Starting point is 00:12:38 Yeah, you're like, if this is the stuff they're throwing out. Exactly, Bree. Imagine what they've got behind closed doors. Finally, you're getting it. We did have a text message from someone who works from the council who said, You're actually not meant to put it on the berm anymore. You're meant to keep it within the boundary of your property to deter scavengers, which I think is a derogatory term.
Starting point is 00:13:00 We're not scavengers, we're opportunists. Slash seagulls. Cagha! So we want to know what's the best thing you ever found on the side of the road. Emma has called in. Hi, Emma. Hi, Emma. We're good.
Starting point is 00:13:14 What was the score? What did you get on the side of the road? I was driving home. I think like I just dropped off to kids or something saw on the side of the road one of those big like piano organs with all the instruments
Starting point is 00:13:28 and all the buttons and all the bandangles like they have at the church up the front there Yeah it was badass It was like all that You know how you can press a button And it plays the drums
Starting point is 00:13:39 Yeah Oh yes And it does a trumpet Yeah yeah Yeah One of them How bloody good And it was in full working order
Starting point is 00:13:46 All working a bit dinged up you know, but it was all good and I whipped back home to my boyfriend at the time and I was like, no time to chat, no time to chat, get the car we've got a piano accordion to get. You wouldn't believe what they've left outside. Can I ask Emma, did you play the piano accordion at the time? No, no, never even touched one.
Starting point is 00:14:07 No, but you can't let an opportunity like that go by, can you? Yeah, well, the kids would love it, you know. I need to know whatever happened to that piano accordion. Well, it's kind of sitting outside on the deck downstairs. Kind of not plugged in, just sitting there. Then think about what to do with it. Yeah, that's fair. So it might end up back out on the berm.
Starting point is 00:14:31 Yeah, you know what? If you could lug it up my steps, that would be great. Yeah, that's a circle of life, isn't it? Thanks, Emma. Organ, piano accordion is the... Oh, different thing. Piano accordion's the... The one that you...
Starting point is 00:14:44 Oh, yeah. Isn't it? Isn't it? Yeah, it is. It is. It is. all together. I thought an organ was just an organ. Is it a piano organ? See, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:14:57 The one from church, we're talking about, eh? That's what she's talking about, yeah. With the wood, it looks like, it's big. It's enormous. It's not a pipe organ, but it's like the just the one they play the hymns on. Yeah, got you. Isn't that? I don't know. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi Anonymous. Hi Anonymous. Hello. Sounds dodgy. What did you find on the side of the road? So it wasn't me. It was my
Starting point is 00:15:18 my two co-workers in their 50s and 60s found a deflated adult doll I don't know if that's something I'd grab from rubbish saw collection Yeah no, they grabbed it Yep Even seagulls like me have got standards That's not
Starting point is 00:15:39 Hey this isn't for cars also Yeah Anonymous Um Okay Do I dare ask what has happened to the doll? It is still sitting on their shelf after like a year.
Starting point is 00:15:53 I'm just waiting for him to retire and see if it'll disappear with him. We don't have to name the business, but what type of workplace is this, Anonymous? It might be a council. Oh! Oh! Okay. Oh! Interesting.
Starting point is 00:16:10 It's a real vote loser. Thanks, Anonymous. We appreciate it. This text is good. It says we had just moved into our new house and was walking the dog one night when we came across a house that must have been doing a kitchen renovation because there were heaps of old cupboards, etc. on the side of the boom. Amongst it was a dishwasher. So the husband and I went home, got my little pulsar hatchback and went back to grab it.
Starting point is 00:16:34 A good clean-up and a $20 hose off and it lasted eight years before we sold the house. What a score. That is a real good score. Talking about stuff that you pick up from the side of the road, someone said I've got four kids. and they've been busing to school for the last two weeks because my car is so full of crap that I've found on the side of the road. Someone found a whole Honda quad bike on the side of the road. Again, I wonder if that was a Bree situation
Starting point is 00:17:01 and that was just someone who had parked their Honda quad bike on the side of the road. And you've stolen it. And you've gone, someone's, you're getting rid of a whole quad bike? If not, though, what a find. This one's kind of on the same level. It says, we live in the Wicado and I spotted a, ride on lawnmower on the side of the road. A bit worse for wear, flat tires, but I knew my man would grab it if he could. So I drove home, got the trailer and ramps and got my niece and
Starting point is 00:17:29 went back and we picked it up. Don't know if you know how heavy they are when the running gear isn't working and flat tires, but they're really heavy. My poor niece was pushing with all her might. I'm pushing hard too. When my hubby got it though, he couldn't believe that we'd picked it up. He cleaned it up, fixed it and sold it for 350 bucks. Not bad. Not a bad day out. This feels like that movie The Castle, this conversation, doesn't it? Oh, that's going straight to the pool room. Zedem's Brankland. Taylor Swift's in the fate of Ophelia on ZM. She's getting married. When is
Starting point is 00:18:06 she getting married? Do we know the actual date? I think it's next year. It will be next year, won't it? I reckon summer next year. Right. Their summer. Yeah. Yeah. Definitely after the Super Bowl, right? Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:19 For sure. So, although, when's the Super Bowl? Isn't that soon? Like, started next year? Oh, it's the start of next year when that happens. Yeah. Some details have allegedly leaked to a semi-reputable source about Taylor Swift's Bachelorette party. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:35 Do you know who her bridesmaids are, Taylor Swift? Selina Gomez, for sure. Yes. Can you name one more? There's three. according to this. Three, any people that I would know? Yeah, not personally.
Starting point is 00:18:51 G. G. Hadeed. Yes. And you won't get the third one. Not Carly Klaus. No. What does it start with? Ice spice. No, not Ice Spice.
Starting point is 00:19:01 She loves Ice Spice. Not, who's Ryan Reynolds' wife? Blake Lively. I reckon it would have been. Probably would have been. But it's not. Brittany Mahomes, who is a former professional soccer player. And she's also married to Patrick Mahomes, who is the fullback of the team
Starting point is 00:19:20 that Travis plays for the Chiefs. I know exactly who that is. Are they close, are they? Well, yeah, I guess. Well, I guess Travis and Patrick play on the same too. Yeah, so they can share a corporate box. And then there's rumors that... In my opinion. Yeah. And I could be speaking out of turn. I don't think that's a forever friend for Taylor. Brittany Mahomes. Yeah, like, I reckon she'll look back on that decision and regret it. You know how Like everyone looks... Regree. You should regret it. Well, not regret it.
Starting point is 00:19:47 Regret putting her on the bridal party. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not regret being friends with her or like inviting her to the wedding. But on the bridal party, like she would have only known her for a couple of years. She seems less annoying than ice spice, though. So get her on there. There's also rumours that Donna Kelsey, Travis's mum, is on the planning committee for the bachelorette party, which is fun.
Starting point is 00:20:08 She seems like a hoot. No? I don't know if I want my mother-in-law planning my bachelorette party. Fair enough. Fair enough. What if she books a stripper who looks exactly like her son? Yeah, that's weird. I know what you like.
Starting point is 00:20:21 Anyway, the rumor is that Taylor Swift's Bachelorette party, the rumor is they're planning a four-stop three-country hens party that will take place in Nashville, New York, Italy and the Bahamas. God, you know there's some songs being written about this Bachelorette party. Yes, yes, that's the next album. God, what a good line up too? What did you say? Nashville to New York.
Starting point is 00:20:44 York, Italy, and Bahamas. God, what a good time. Taylor's got the Jets too so everyone's on there. Sounds so much better than going to the local strippies and some penis straws. It sounds better than a party bust, doesn't it? If I have to go
Starting point is 00:21:00 to one more Bachelorette party where they go, guys, we got naughty straws. No, no, no, no, naughty straws are a right of passage. No, I hope Taylor has, no, because she does every now and then she'll do something semi-relatable. I hope she does have the penis
Starting point is 00:21:16 straws in her bachelor's party. I hope she doesn't. They're so tacky and they've been done. We want something else. Like what? You know, the boys bloody strap scrumpy to their hands and bloody butt heads together and get naked and stuff and we're like, oh look out
Starting point is 00:21:31 we got the penis straws. We're going wild girls. It does sound like a lot of fun. A four-stop hens party though, I reckon you've been to some over-the-top hens parties. I reckon by the third party. You're over it.
Starting point is 00:21:46 Oh, even if I am in Italy, I'll be like, oh, God damn it. We're talking about peasant, normal people. True. Like, Bachelorette in, you know, stag do's. This is Taylor Swift. Can you imagine it's going to be like a five-star, full-spread, holiday, private jets. I would go on a...
Starting point is 00:22:05 The Heim sisters will be there. Exactly. True, true, this is going to be lit. I wouldn't mind if this hen's party was 12 stops. I want to ride this Hens party for the rest of the year. What I do know is, drunkest person, definitely Don and Kelsey. You reckon? Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:22 She's getting on the Deva Diesel and she'll get on the white wines early. Is she a boozer, is she? I don't know. I don't know. I feel like she's got it, isn't her? Maybe to like her feel comfortable. No, she seems like she... I don't know.
Starting point is 00:22:35 Maybe I've got the impression wrong. I just feel like she... I can't wait to see you could be right. She'll bring the penis straws. Oh, things are getting crazy, girls. Donna's got the penis straws. Everyone take one, just one, because they're $12 each. ZD.M's Breed and Clint Podcast.
Starting point is 00:22:53 This is the tea. Millie Bobby Brown is on the promo trail for Stranger Things. I'm sure if you're a Stranger Things fan, you've watched it by now. But if you haven't, our producer Ella said it's the best thing she has ever seen in her entire life. With her own eyeballs. Genuinely, I'm shocked. I'm so happy. After nine to ten years of this done show, payoff, volume one, epic.
Starting point is 00:23:19 First four episodes of the final season are out. Is that right, Ella? Correct. Millie Bobby Brown is doing the interviews at the moment. Well, they all are. They're rolling them all out. But if you're getting an interview, you're hoping to get Millie, aren't you? Yeah, she's the main one.
Starting point is 00:23:33 She has revealed that she has changed her name. So she married John Bon Jovi from Bon Jovi's son, Jake Bon Jovi. Right, so his name's Jake Bon Jovi Yeah, and his dad's John Bon Jovi Got it And what's her name now So she was Millie Bobby Brown Yeah, so she's done an interview with Noah
Starting point is 00:23:52 Snap, snap, snap So technically would her name... He's Will and Stranger Things Would her name be Millie Bobby John... No, Millie Bobby Bon Jovi Millie John Bobby John Millie Bobby Bon Jovi
Starting point is 00:24:05 Brown If she hyphenated it? Brown Yeah, it could be. Here's her name Millie Bonnie Bobby Bon Jovi Bon Jovi Brown? No. No, Bobby. Start again. Millie, Bonnie, Brown.
Starting point is 00:24:18 No, drop the Brown. Millie Bonnie Bon Jovi Brown. No, Brown. Just drop the brown. Bobby, drop the brown. It's just Millie Bonnie Bon Jovi. Oh. Millie Bonnie Bon Jovi.
Starting point is 00:24:30 That's it. Where did Bonnie come from? Where's Bonnie from? So has her name this whole time been Millie, Bobby, Bobby, Bonjov. What? No. It's Millie Bobby Brown.
Starting point is 00:24:39 So has her name been Millie Bonnie Bono. I don't know. I'm confused. Claudia. So her acting name is Millie Bobby Brown, but her birth name Millie Bonnie Brown. I don't know why. Couldn't she just lefty, Bobby John Bon Jovi Brown. I'm calling her Millie from now on. Like Shea, she's got one name. She's Millie.
Starting point is 00:25:05 Yep. I'm calling her Bon Jovi. Anyway, congratulations to Millie Bonnie Bon Jovi. Jovi. The ZDM Podcast Network. Bloody good news for the renters yesterday. New rules took effect to the Residential Tenancy Act, which now gives tenants with pets greater choice when looking for rental properties.
Starting point is 00:25:27 So essentially, if a tenant wants to keep a pet as of yesterday, they can request to have a pet within the home. and the landlord can decline, but they need a valid reason. Right, okay. I have to have a valid reason. And there's also things that are going to come into play like paying a pet bond. The landlord can ask the tenant. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:56 So if the dog damages something. Exactly. There's also other things, because I was like, how much is the pet bond? because that's something I would be interested to know and landlords can charge a maximum of two weeks rent on top of your other bond So this sounds good for people who already have a flat and want to get an animal
Starting point is 00:26:20 because your landlord has to have a good reason not to let you get one but if you're looking to move into a new flat it still doesn't sound like the landlord's not going to pick you if they have the choice between someone and they don't want an animal then they've got the choice
Starting point is 00:26:36 between someone who has a dog and someone who doesn't have a dog they're probably still going to go for the person who doesn't have the dog it's still going to be quite hard to move into a new place if you already have an animal is that how we see it?
Starting point is 00:26:49 Yeah. Probably. So what you do is you pretend that you don't have a dog Yeah, and then you just Then you move in and then you secretly sneak that dog in No, you ask for a pet later
Starting point is 00:26:59 Yeah, and then once you're in there you go, hey, could I get a dog that I definitely haven't always had. And the dog just goes for a little holiday with friends for a couple of weeks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:11 That's, yeah. What are your thoughts on that? I really feel for people who have to move because if you've set up a life, especially if you've got a family and you've got a family dog and you've set up a life and then you have to move out of your house for whatever reason, your landlord puts it on the market or your situation changes.
Starting point is 00:27:30 It must be so stressful. It's awful. It's so hard to find a flat anyway, to find a good house that suits you where you want to live. And so to add the pressure of an animal is extra hard. And I know people who have had to choose between, they've had to like give the cat or dog away. Which is just an awful situation to be in. I also like feel for people that their situation might be that they can't own a home, you know. So does that mean they never get the joy of owning?
Starting point is 00:28:02 a pet. Yeah. You know, which I would argue very good for people's mental health. Also, I was going to say cats don't do much damage. But to be honest, my cat has made an absolute mess of my house. But is that just the couch? Like, is it the actual, like, structural? It's some of the window frames.
Starting point is 00:28:20 She's decided on the scratching post. And where we keep her litter box downstairs, I kid you not, she has almost clawed through the dry wall. I'll take a photo for you guys tomorrow. There are gouges, because every time she does a crap, for some reason, she feels the need to go on the wall behind the litter box. Yeah, she's spreading her scent. She's almost gone through the wall.
Starting point is 00:28:43 Maybe you put a scratching pad there. Yeah, go outside. Stop using the litter box. Go outside. I say to her every day, I'm like, what is your problem? We have to pay for this cat that I have to scoop your poo out of her every day. Just go outside, like a normal animal. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:00 I mean, what have we done to animals? What have we done to them? You know? Yeah. They used to hunt. Like I say to my dog sometimes. I'm like, you know, if you were born a hundred years ago, you would have had to get your own food.
Starting point is 00:29:13 Do you know how many delicious native birds there are in our garden? I mean, they're everywhere. You could be eating like a goddamn queen. And yet you're inside in dry biscuits and shitting in a box. You know? You're pathetic. You're pathetic. Anyway, if you're looking to.
Starting point is 00:29:30 to get a lovely, delightful pet that you want to wait. Someone said, Clint, get a litter box with a lid. Oh, good idea. Yeah, and then you trap in the juices. Like an air fryer. But, yeah, good news for people. Good news for people.
Starting point is 00:29:48 If you've always wanted a pet. Or if you've been keeping a secret pet. Or that too. So many people I know keep secret pets. Now you and your pet can go legit. Which I kind of get it. I kind of get the secret pet thing. Now your dog can come out of the closet.
Starting point is 00:30:04 And don't come for me, landlords. I get it. You know, it's hard to look after four different rental properties all at once. There's dogs eating into my capital games. But I mean, if they pay the bond, right? Yeah, yeah. And if they commit to, if an animal does do damage to getting it fixed, what's the big deal? What's the big deal?
Starting point is 00:30:25 What is the big deal? We want to know about secret pets this afternoon. That's the question we're going to ask you guys. Have you ever kept a pet in secret? And you may not have been hiding it just from your landlord. You may have been hiding a pet from your partner. Remember we talked to that person that time who had a secret horse? That's right.
Starting point is 00:30:43 Yeah. They had a whole secret horse that they would go and feed and care for and ride from time to time. It was a secret from her partner. Remember that time I moved into this flat and there was two dogs that lived there and I was like, oh, cute dogs, like that's fun. And next minute, our real estate agent came over one day and they were like, who's dogs are these? Why are these dogs here?
Starting point is 00:31:06 They were secret dogs. I didn't even know and I lived there. Yeah. I was like, oh, we're not meant to have dogs. There's just dogs that have been around. And I was like, oh, they're not ours. They're next doors. Why is there a dog bowl in the kitchen?
Starting point is 00:31:20 The jig was up. And Bree's like, it's mine. Got down and started eating out of it. I love that jelly meat. I'm getting up. Why is there a leash? That's mine too. Want to take me for a walk?
Starting point is 00:31:41 Why is there poo on the lawn? Okay, that was definitely me. It's ZM's Breinclin podcast. Do you have a secret pet? It's just been made easier to have a pet. In a rental, the government has made it easier for pet. Haveers, lovers, wanters to have their pet. Yeah, they've made it harder for landlords to say no.
Starting point is 00:32:05 Yeah, I've always forget that we have a landlord in our midst. Oh, yes, of course, Claudia. We have producer Claudia. She's a landlord. She has tenants in a house that she owns. And I'm not evil, I promise. Are they allowed to keep a pet? Yeah, we were open to it.
Starting point is 00:32:20 They didn't have one, but yeah. Okay. Oh, that's nice of you, Claude. Just a small one, though. If you had two prospective tenants and one had a pet and one didn't, would the pet, and it was a big dog, would the dog be a deciding factor? It would purely because my house is small and the dog door is very small. What would you rather if a family was like, we've got no pets,
Starting point is 00:32:43 but we've got four young children, or we've got four little dogs. And no kids. And no kids. Honestly, probably the dogs. Because the kids get taller, and they can do damage further up the walls. And the dogs don't grow any further. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We want to know, are you holding a secret pet at your place?
Starting point is 00:33:05 Christine's on the line. Hi, Christine. Hi, Christine. Hi, guys. How you going? Good, thank you. Have you got a secret pet, Christine? I feel like sort of 14 years later, I can out myself now.
Starting point is 00:33:17 Okay, okay, go on. Back in my uni days, we, I went the uni down in the Tron. and I was going to uni one morning and this little tiny kitten came out from under my car and yeah I was just to suck it right from then and so me and my now husband we talked about going to the SDCA but she fell asleep in his arms
Starting point is 00:33:39 and we were like nah how we're just keeping her huge yeah we were just hooked from then so we kept Gizmo and for three years in that flat we managed to just yeah to hide her at inspections We would take her up to my parents in Auckland or in the cattery. All the way to Auckland.
Starting point is 00:33:59 I mean, the landlord's never going to find her up there, but yeah, yeah. Oh, nice. So you got away with it, Christina, no regrets. No, and also she scratched the wall, and we got a little test pot of paint from Bunnings and just painted it over and stuff. And, yeah, for you, the vet said to put tinfoil on the wall. Oh, okay, I'm going to try that tinfoil trick out. That's genius, Christine.
Starting point is 00:34:21 that's great. Someone's texted and they said, I don't have a secret pet. I'm lucky enough to have mine at my rental. That's lovely. However, I work at a cattery. It's very common to have people come in here with their cats just for the day when they've got a property inspection planned. There you go, secret cats. Secret cats. Let's talk to Kerry. I know 800 dollars at him. Hi, Carrie. Hi, Carrie. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. Do you have a secret pet? Yes. So, my husband's a hunter. And my daughter is an aunt. animal lover.
Starting point is 00:34:52 Okay. And so during some pest control, my daughter found a joey of a possum, and we have had a pet possum for the last three years. No way. And is it a secret from your husband? No, it's a secret from our landlord, so we keep the possum outside in a bird aviary, and so our landlord thinks we have a breeding pair of lovebirds. Okay.
Starting point is 00:35:16 He's never went, or they've never went and looked inside the aviary and noticed it was a full-grown possum? They've looked, but because they're nocturnal and they come during the day, they don't know any different. And your hunter husband, who I imagine enjoys eradicating pest possums, he's okay with this one because it's in captivity, is that right? And it's not damaging the ecosystem. He's actually scared of possums, so he's happy that it's outside in the navery. What kind of hunter is your husband, Kerry, he's scared of a possum? I know, right? I would get the fright of my fricking life if I went to that Avery
Starting point is 00:35:55 and I put my face up against the mesh to see a cute little birdie and this big ass possum came out and screeched at me, Kerry. Yeah, yeah. Oh, good on you, Kerry. We're talking about secret pets. This is a great text.
Starting point is 00:36:08 It says, every house inspection, I take Cookie the cat for a girl's day out. And while she screams, I sing to her about how fun the girls' day out is. We just drive around until I know the house inspection is done. The cat dreads house inspection day more than you.
Starting point is 00:36:26 She's like, not in the car again. Girl stay out with the cat. Someone texts through talking about secret pets and says, does it count if my girlfriend is a furry? Oh. In that case, I'm keeping a cow from our landlord. Oh my God. Your girlfriend's the cow variety of furry.
Starting point is 00:36:42 The cow furry. I've seen cat furies. Dogs. And dogs. Lots of dogs. But not cow. I haven't seen a cow before. What does she adorn herself with for cow?
Starting point is 00:36:51 Because It'd be like horns Oh, so she's a bull No, she could just have horns A horned cow A horny cow Oh, maybe she's a horny cow My cousin had a secret guinea pig in her flat
Starting point is 00:37:05 Just covered the cage with blankets When the inspection happened I don't buy it Because I've had guinea pigs And they screech Yeah, they like No, no no no And Ella knows this
Starting point is 00:37:16 They're more like Wee, ree, ree, ree, rea, rea, rea, rea, rea, rea, rea. What? That's it, that's it That was me That's pretty good, eh I love that movie, Psycho Someone texted
Starting point is 00:37:27 and said My brother moved in Into a house Where there was no pets allowed He bought his dog Who was pregnant At the time We hit a medium to large dog
Starting point is 00:37:38 And her eight puppies From our landlord If you were anti-dog As a landlord And you found out That someone had Done a dog Birth in your house
Starting point is 00:37:47 You'd be so pissed off Eh You'd like Don't worry We did it on the carpet. I kept a secret cat from my landlord, but he found out about it when we started shagging. The bloody thing jumped on the bed.
Starting point is 00:38:01 Six years later, we have three kids, two dogs, three fish, and a few rental properties. And I'm sure the tenants now magically have a pet that they didn't have before. Ah, see, they're a sympathetic landlord. That's nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Someone else said, not me, but mine.
Starting point is 00:38:17 Hope your partner's not shagging those tenants like he shagged you. She wouldn't be, nah. Nah, nah, nah, no. He would have only done it once. Someone said, not me, but my mum has two dogs and a cat. She's had them for about five years secretly from the landlord. That's quite a lot. The guinea pig person's text back.
Starting point is 00:38:37 They said, no, it's true. She took the guinea pig out for one inspection, but covered the cage up. Oh, okay, so you take the guinea pig out and cover the cage up. And then what? So the landlord, imagine if they take the... cover off the cage and they're like, who the hell is this for? Yeah. Yeah. There's nothing in this
Starting point is 00:38:56 cage. What are you putting in the gauge? I am a landlord. I am here to inspect my property. Oh, there's a two metre by one meter box with a cover over it in the backyard. I'm definitely not going to have a look at what that is. That's the first thing I'm looking at. Someone said, I had a secret canary
Starting point is 00:39:15 the landlord found out, but it had died and was as stiff as a board. Funny but also not funny. Well, there's no rules about keeping dead pets. Yeah, true. Yeah. You could have as many dead pets as you like. Because if you can't have a dead canary,
Starting point is 00:39:28 then technically you couldn't have a frozen chicken because they're both just dead birds, aren't they? Same thing in the deep freeze. Yeah. Keep your pets in the freezer. Unless that pet is your girlfriend who is a cow for her. Yeah, don't put her in the freezer. It's ZM's Brinklin podcast.
Starting point is 00:39:50 Let's Get Classical. This is Let's Get Classical, where Bree and I take on Ella. We are a team. She is a team of one. And if you've correctly picked the winner on 9-6-96, you could be about to score 50 KFC Chicken Dollars. Sorry, just having some water. I didn't realize my mark was on.
Starting point is 00:40:08 I'm just getting limbered up, you know. Let's go. We can't hear you drinking water. You don't have to apologize. Oh, I thought you heard me slurping. I'll do it again. I don't want the gay SMR. All right, Claudia, you're in charge of us.
Starting point is 00:40:24 Did you just call it gay SMR? No, but I should have. It's a different guy altogether. It's a very different thing. Yeah, this is Let's Get Classical. The way it works is these are pop songs that I've redone, totally did it myself, in a classical style, which to me means piano. So you guys need to buzz in with your names.
Starting point is 00:40:41 I'm looking for the artist and the name of the song. And the first team to two points is going to take home the win. Okay, just reminding everyone I won last week. You won well and truly last week. I don't think we got a point last week, Clint. No, we got pantsed. We got nothing. Spanked, baby.
Starting point is 00:40:55 So this is our redemption arc. Let's do this. Let's get right into it. I'm warming up my hand for a round two spanking. Here's your first song. Oh. I. That's Louis Capaldi.
Starting point is 00:41:19 but which one is it? Which one is it? Three. Yeah. Before you go. It's not. Ella, do you want a free guess? Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:33 A free quick guess? Oh, um, hang on. Okay, we're all back in. I know my love. Brie. Louis Capaldi, wish you the best. Yeah, it is. But on my love, I want to say I miss the greed in your eyes.
Starting point is 00:41:57 Right there in the tip of my brain. And when I said we could be friends against I died. It was the one with the cute dog in the film. Oh, shut up that video gets you. Don't remind me. Oh, my gosh. No. Okay, moving on.
Starting point is 00:42:11 One point for Team Bree, and Clint here's another song. Up. Ella. Clint. Ella. Um, it's somber. Quickly. No, frick.
Starting point is 00:42:28 What is it? I'm having a mic blank. Three, two. Oh, my. Somber 12 to 12. And somber 12 to 12. Come over here for your spankan. Come over here for your spanking.
Starting point is 00:42:45 All right. Come over here. I'll unzip. Auntie, Bree and Uncle. Oh, Clint, sorry. No, I go, too far. We're trying to teach all over the winers. Three start of that.
Starting point is 00:42:54 Well done, guys. Oh, you're in good spirit. I am. Ange, well done. We've got 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way for correctly supporting team Bree and Clint. Oh, well done, guys. You've done me proud.
Starting point is 00:43:07 Thanks, Ang! Let's go, baby! Play Zatins, Bree and Clint. Your hometown. Where are you from? Rotorua. That's right. Great spot there, and it's about to kind of even better because they're opening a new time zone.
Starting point is 00:43:24 Oh my God. Have you read this in the local newspaper? No. It's been a while since I've perused the Daily Post, to be honest. Yeah, pretty excited about it. The Central Mall is getting a new time zone, creating more than 20 jobs. Oh, yeah. Which is great.
Starting point is 00:43:40 That's good. It's set to open on 20th of December. I saw, I mean, a big week for Rotorua. I saw in the news they're also getting a giant outdoor slip. slip and slide for some. Are they? Yeah. And you pay 20 bucks and you get two hours on the slip and slide.
Starting point is 00:43:54 That's a great time. And it's going down a hill at a farm. They've got all the good things there. Yeah. They've got the Luge. They've got the Zorbing. Yep. The time zone.
Starting point is 00:44:03 The lake. Lakes. Sorry, the lakes. Some good, some bad. The Blue Lake is a good one. Blue Lake's a good one. Tutta weather. Good one.
Starting point is 00:44:13 Yeah. Rod, right? Ugh. Well, I mean, you pump sewage into it for 100 years. What do you expect? Yeah. They're not doing it now, but... That takes a lot to get rid of how many years of sewage.
Starting point is 00:44:27 Put it this way. If you pooed in a toilet for 100 years... And there was no way of flushing that toilet. Just because you stop pooing in it doesn't mean that it's naturally going to get better on its own. It's going to take time. It's like when they tried to clean up that bloody river in Paris. Which one? Oh, the sen.
Starting point is 00:44:43 The sen for the... It's exactly like that. For the triathlon. It was never going to be a good time. Except the sen has got like a thousand years of poos in it. All kinds of bacteria floating down the sin. Anyway, I'm not trying to beat up on Roderoy. Yeah, we're trying to...
Starting point is 00:44:59 It's a great place. It's bouncing back, Bree. Thank you very much. Mate, I was bringing the good news vibes. They are doing their best, okay? Mate, you were the one. I was... It was all good sunny vibes over here.
Starting point is 00:45:12 Time Zone is opening and I'm excited about it. new jobs for people, and it got me thinking about cool jobs that you've had in your lifetime. Because a lot of, I know for a fact, obviously there'll be managers and stuff at that time zone, but a lot of school kids, like high schoolers or young kids, will be getting part-time jobs. That'd be a great job. You know? Because you get to play the games. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:45:35 Yeah, yeah. What a good time. That's a great part-time job. I had this exact thought when we were in Fiji the other week, and there was a bar which was down the beach. and it was basically a shack and it was one of those ones where you open the front of it up and they sort of,
Starting point is 00:45:50 that's a big folding thing they can close it down at night time and they open the front and it's like a, you know what I'm talking about? Yeah. Like a shed? And then this guy in there
Starting point is 00:45:58 just made cocktails on the beach all day, every day. And he was looking out at the ocean and he was on the beach and he got to play his music and I went over to him and I said, is this the best job in the world? And he goes,
Starting point is 00:46:10 it is the greatest job in the world. Because you know what, makes that job even better. Like everyone, everyone is in a good mood and you're making people happy. Exactly. You know? Yeah. Like, it's just a good time.
Starting point is 00:46:24 Yeah. I thought we could ask people this afternoon to think back, to ponder back through the years that you've had, the jobs that you've had. Mm-hmm. And I want you to remember the best job you've ever had. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Like, what is the greatest job you've done that every time you think about it,
Starting point is 00:46:43 you're like, oh, that was the best job. This job's pretty good, but I'd have to go with when I worked at the luge. That would be the best job you've ever had? Outside every day, riding the luge. You've got free sausage rolls and hot dogs at the end of the day. If the cafe hadn't sold them, you got free pies and unlimited Coca-Cola from the fountain, Coca-Cola, you know, in the cups. That's a good time.
Starting point is 00:47:08 So I'd go with the luge. I've had some real crappy jumps Okay, Buzzkill I worked at a bar in Miami for a bit That was cool And I got big tips Like money Because of my accent
Starting point is 00:47:26 I'd be making 600, 700 bucks a night So I'd have to say that might be the best job I've had They're just like, say something else You're like, whoa, you talk like a cartoon character We can't understand you, say something else Wild. Say alligator. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:41 And you're like, Crocodile. And they're like, whoa, give us a money. Criky. Then I just told people I was Steve Irwin's daughter. That's good too, yeah. Christmas is on the way, and I've got two little girls. I've got a four-year-old and a six-year-old. I'm trying to figure out what to get them for Christmas.
Starting point is 00:47:59 And I was thinking that maybe it's trampoline time. Oh, I thought you were going to say, like a bottle of whiskey. For a child. Yeah, but one of those ones where it has to age a number of years. you know so by the time they're like you know 20 something oh right it'll be like yeah right great present i don't reckon they'd love that for christmas yeah probably not a trampoline's probably better idea they generally want something they can play with on the day yeah true they don't like anything where they have to wait um i love the idea of a tramp my wife lucy is a bit trepidious
Starting point is 00:48:29 about the injury side of things she's like she's like if you get them a trampoline you'll be the one taking them to a and me when they break their arm has your wife seen the trampoline these days, the kids are safer inside the trampoline than they are outside. They are infinitely different to the trampolines that you and I used when we were kids. Kids these days don't know what a real trampoline is
Starting point is 00:48:51 like. They didn't, they haven't experienced. Back in my day. Back in our day. A trampoline was just a tarpaulin. Just a hole in the ground with a potato sack over it. Tampolines were life and death and you know that was the joy of a trampoline, the rush of you. You don't know if you're going to ever
Starting point is 00:49:09 Come back alive. You go up. You sometimes didn't know where you were coming down. I know. I know that feeling. A double bounce and you're gone. One year we got pads, like the protective safety pads for the trampoline. Oh, boo.
Starting point is 00:49:23 No, as our Christmas present from our nan. Oh, Nan? But they were so low priority that we still had to wait until Christmas Day to get them. So in the meantime, we're still bouncing on this unpadded trampoline and then we get the pads. We never had the pads Trampolines these days A lot of them don't even have springs They've got these rod things
Starting point is 00:49:45 It's like a prison And you lock them in You zip them up in there And I think you can put a padlock on it too I don't think you can hurt yourself On a trampoline these days I'd like to see someone try We could still land funny
Starting point is 00:49:57 Couldn't you? Yeah but you can land funny Not on a trampoline Jumping in the air You land funny You know I have a trampoline injury story And I'm sure you have one as well
Starting point is 00:50:07 mine we jumped off the roof of our house onto the trampoline but rather than bouncing I chickened out and kind of bent my knees a bit and so my feet hit the trampoline I went down and my knee went up into my jaw and my tooth my lower tooth went through my upper lip that's my trampoline injury that's not ideal eh my trampoline injury story was my dad
Starting point is 00:50:33 got given the inside of a waterbed a bladder of a waterbed and my dad decided to blow it up with air so I was like this big bouncy we called it the Giants Pillow Fun like a big bouncy thing and I had this idea one day I was like let's put the Giants pillow next to the trampoline
Starting point is 00:50:52 and then two of us jump off the trampoline and someone sits on the Giants pillow catapults them off Anyway my brother was like I'll be the one to be catapulted And my sister and I, who were the oldest ones, who were a lot heavier than my brother, buoying off this trampoline, and my brother just skyrockets.
Starting point is 00:51:15 I reckon he went about six metres in the air. You've seen people do it in the water. Oh, my God. He just launched. And he came back down, and he landed on his right arm. And it broke his right arm so badly that his whole arm was hanging out of 90-degree ang. and he had to have a cast up to his shoulder. Who was your mum more mad at?
Starting point is 00:51:40 You and your sister or your dad? She was, I mean, I think she was mad at us, but I definitely heard her and dad have words with each other. Yeah, dad would have caught. Yeah, he was not in the good books. Well, I was open to know they were going to cannibal. You get rid of that bloody thing. I told you someone was going to get hurt.
Starting point is 00:51:57 That's a trampoline adjacent injury, isn't it? Because the people on the tramp, technically fine. Yeah, but I mean it involved a trampoline It did involve a trampoline I'd love to hear your trampoline injuries this afternoon It's not going to help my case For getting the kids a tramp for Christmas But it's very relatable
Starting point is 00:52:15 These trampoline stories, it's very nostalgic But they don't exist anymore Dangerous trampolines don't exist I stand by that You say that like it's a bad thing No but I'm saying like From your wife's perspective I don't understand what she's scared of
Starting point is 00:52:29 Because bad trampolines don't exist anymore Is what I'm saying Well if you've got a trampoline injury From a modern trampoline as well You can call it through with that too See that is that is the needle in the haystack Drunk adults Welcome to Call as well
Starting point is 00:52:43 But if you've got one and you want to share your tramp injury We asked for trampoline injuries And we have been absolutely inundated With injuries Some too horrific to share on the radio Like not ideal Not ideal But I mean that's the part of being in a key
Starting point is 00:53:01 being a kid. Yeah, yeah, right. Breaking an arm here and there, getting stitches. Claudia, you've been answering the phones, which have also been jammed. Out of 10, how serious of the trampoline injuries you've been dealing with been?
Starting point is 00:53:14 Oh, good eight. Some of them are real gruesome, and some of them are in the padded ones, too. In the modern ones. Yes. Right? I don't breed them as tough these days. I've always said that to those kids.
Starting point is 00:53:27 Let's start with Kathy. Hi, Kathy. Hi, Kathy. Hi. Your son has a trampoline injury. He sure does Go on So New Year's Day
Starting point is 00:53:35 This year He's 7 And he's bouncing on the trampoline And he would like bounce and like Try to jump up To grab like the top of the padding Oh yeah On the trampoline
Starting point is 00:53:45 You know like the top of the net Yes the safety net Yeah the safety net And he jumped up And as he came back down He let go But his mouth was open And his face was on the net
Starting point is 00:53:56 Oh my God Oh no Ripped his teeth With his front tooth forward But it cut All up because all of his body weight, you know, like he said it, went forward. So, yeah, his tooth was completely pulled forward,
Starting point is 00:54:08 and he cut all up his gums, all up his lips. It was horrific. And then we had to spend hours at A&E for them to tell us that he was no on-call dentist because it was New Year's Day. Kathy, I think you should just go back to the old school trampoline. That would never have happened. Absolutely right. It's crazy.
Starting point is 00:54:25 The issue with your trampoline was the safety net. Yeah, it was. That was the unsafeest part. Yep. I was only just able to sit through that one. Let's go to Hilton. Hi Hilton. Hi, Hilton.
Starting point is 00:54:38 Hi, guys. Long time listener, first time caller. No way. Wait a second, Hilton. First time caller. Here he is the big song. Welcome on boards. Thank you very much.
Starting point is 00:54:50 Good to have you. What's your trampoline injury, Hilton? We've just gone through an under 13 rugby season, completely unbeaten. Not a single injury in the team. Love that. We love that. We head off to a post-season celebration. And two of us on the trampoline, I managed to double-bounce the bloke who fell with his leg through between the springs, fell over the side of the trampoline and broke his femur.
Starting point is 00:55:21 Oh, he's femur. I thought you'd say he ripped his downstairs open. That's the biggest bone, right? The fema is the biggest one. hip bone. It's the biggest bone in your body and virtually impossible to break. That's the one near your femoral artery, isn't it? Yes, it is. Correct. Was he okay? He spent just on two weeks in traction in the hospital.
Starting point is 00:55:44 Wow. And this was, of course, right at the start of the school holidays as well. So he wasn't exactly pleased. No. Did he make the rugby field next season? He did. We! Wow, that is quite the effort. That's tough.
Starting point is 00:55:58 Okay, thank you, Hilton. It's going to be hard to beat, breaking the femur. My primary school in Waimaha had a tramp. Three older kids assured me they would catch me after triple bouncing me. I saw it into the year. Wait, wait, wait. What's a triple bounce? I think it's where three people double bounce you.
Starting point is 00:56:16 Well, wouldn't that be... A three-way double. Wouldn't that be a six-way double? Oh my God, they... Because it's a double, and if there's three... Oh, no, wait, that's a nine. Three, three, no, no, three doubles. would be a six, wouldn't it?
Starting point is 00:56:32 Three kids bounced this kid into the air. He sawed and landed on his face and lost three teeth. The teeth ones really get me. I wasn't prepared for the teeth ones. I don't know how many we keep doing with this. There are so many. Like arms and legs, yes. I was prepared.
Starting point is 00:56:50 We're talking tramp injuries. Someone said it's all fun in games until someone forgets to close the zip. Quite a few glasses of Vino on Christmas. Day, thinking, this tramp is great. Then my three-year-old flew like Superman out of the tramp because someone double-bounced him. Surprisingly, not injured. There you go.
Starting point is 00:57:10 There you go. That's good. Three-year-olds do bounce, I've heard. What about this? On Christmas Day, Dad did a flip. Landed funny, which caused him to bounce back and smack his head on the metal bar. He cracked his head open and required stitches. Mum didn't believe me when I ran inside.
Starting point is 00:57:24 It was the 80s, though. Mom! Dad's cracked his head open And I'll just finish with this one, okay? It's not too gross. It says my son fell off the trampoline ladder, just the ladder, and broke his arm. I jumped on the trampoline while holding my two-year-old.
Starting point is 00:57:41 And the next day I woke up and I couldn't move my neck. Two weeks off work and a sprained neck, no actual fall, just lightly jumping. I think the trampoline goes in the bin, you know? Yeah. Maybe we'll get a sandpit. Bet's a good time. ZDN's Brinclent.
Starting point is 00:58:00 Brinclent. All I want from my birthday is a birthday banger. Something that isn't fake is birthday banger. We have a huge supercomputer here in the studio that figures out what your birthday banger is, the number one song when you turn 16. Massive text on our power bill, but we think that it's worth it, the supercomputer.
Starting point is 00:58:20 I think so. I think so. Joy, like Jason. Hi, Jason. Hi, Jason. Good afternoon, team. What's your birthday, mate? That's all we need.
Starting point is 00:58:27 There I say it, the 14th of April, 1976. Oh, it's a goodie, Jace. That means you were 16 in 1992. What a year. And here's your birthday bang. I don't ever want to feel like I did that day. Chili's. Was this the one on the Cone Head soundtrack?
Starting point is 00:58:49 Or was that salt a squeeze? I can't remember. You like it, Jace? Thank you very much. The Titanic Sink and Abraham Lincoln was killed. Oh, April 14th. Really? Great day.
Starting point is 00:59:04 Really? Huge day. There you go. Fun fact. And Jason was born. And Jason was born and changed everything. Wait there, Jason. Let's go to Kerry for a birthday banger.
Starting point is 00:59:13 Hi, Carrie. Hi, Carrie. Hey, guys. Anything significant happened on your birthday that you're aware of? Any presidents assassinated? Yes. No, Richard Nixon resigned on my birthday when I was three years old. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:59:26 Or two. Yeah. Everybody's got a presidential fact associated with their birthday. What is your birthday, Kerry? 9th of August, 1971. You know, that's, I'm pretty sure that's Madonna, is it Madonna's birthday, or Whitney Houston's birthday? It definitely is.
Starting point is 00:59:42 One of the girls, one of the pop divas. It's Whitney's birthday because my dog, whose name is also Whitney Houston, it's also her birthday, the exact same birthday. No way. I know, coincidence. Oh my God, Richard Nixon resigned from office on your dog's birthday. I'm not going to tell her that. She'll be very disappointed.
Starting point is 01:00:01 Okay, Kerry, 1971. All right, that means you were 16, Kerry, in 1987. And here's your birthday, babe. Oh, that's fun, Kerry. Yeah. Great song to put on at a party when everyone's real drunk. Everyone's just like, la-la-bum-ba. It's good, Kerry.
Starting point is 01:00:30 You like it? I love it. I'm actually from California, and so that was definitely from the central California where a lot of Spanish was spoken. So, yeah, that was a very popular song. Oh, it's perfect then.
Starting point is 01:00:41 Okay, wait there. One more birthday banger. For Maya, they're going to do their dad's birthday banger. Hi, Maya. Hi, Maya. First time caller, long-time listener. Yes, Maya. Yeah, Maya.
Starting point is 01:00:52 First-time caller. Go Maya. Go Maya. We've been a couple today, which is great. You crushed that, Maya. You absolutely crush that. Good to have you. We're going to do dads.
Starting point is 01:01:06 What's dad's name, Maya? Lahiro. Lovely name. And what's his birthday? July the 9th, 1982. All right. That means he was 16 and 1998. And here is his birthday banger.
Starting point is 01:01:25 She likes it Yeah, nice Oh good Natalie and Brulia and torn It's a good one Maya I really like it For your dad Right there
Starting point is 01:01:45 We've got to vote I'm voting Natalie and Brulia torn I'm voting Natalie and Brulia torn I'm voting Natalie and Brulia torn Maya, you and Dad have one birthday banger, mate. Yeah. Let's go.
Starting point is 01:02:02 Dead for short. Let's go. Let's go. Bree and Clint Zidem. I thought I saw a man more to life. ZDM's Breinclint podcast. Natalie and Brulia. And Torn, it's the winner of birthday banger.
Starting point is 01:02:21 For Maya's dad today on ZM. From the year 1998, sorry if this is blasphemous to say, but, and I know she's an icon, Natalie and Brulia, one hit, wonder? No. No? Well, can you name one? If you live outside Australia, maybe. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:43 She had a couple of hits in Australia. None as big as that. Yeah, right. Okay. Have they got any others in the system? We've got a Natalie and Brulia song called Instant Crush. I didn't want to be the one to forget. This is quite big in Australia.
Starting point is 01:03:04 Okay, this is ringing a bell in a Natalie and Bruelly a song called Shiver. Oh, yeah. It's probably my other favourite. They're torn in this one. Oh, no, no, okay. Yeah, yeah, I know this. I know this, yeah, yeah. Couldn't name it.
Starting point is 01:03:25 it for you, but I know it, yeah. What? I wouldn't call it a huge hit, and it was there. I take it back. I'm sorry, okay, to the entire Imbruglia family. Yeah, you leave Natalie in Bruglia alone. The ZM Podcast Network.
Starting point is 01:03:42 And that is the end of the Bree and Clint show for another day. Whoops, your uncle, another day, done and dusted. Kick it in the gut street. We're a bloody out of here, mate. That'll do. What's everyone up to tonight? Who's got the most exciting Tuesday night?
Starting point is 01:03:56 I bet we do. Yeah, we do. Where are you guys going? Ella and I are going to Louis Capaldi. Oh, yeah. You guys definitely have the most exciting Tuesday night. I don't know what to expect because his songs are so, so sad. But he's so funny.
Starting point is 01:04:10 And so the whiplash of going back and forth. But he's such a great singer. Yes, he is. And seeing a great singer live, even if they're singing slow songs, it's still cool. You're in for a roller coaster of emotions throughout the night, I think. And the best thing. is we got seats like we get to sit sitting yeah you don't want to be in the mosh for a Lewis Capaldi concert do you people listening to this show would think
Starting point is 01:04:34 you're the oldest I know right I'm 25 I love that about you I love it you know what you like and you like a seat and I'm quite wise like an owl you guys come to me for advice all right that's enough now we don't tell lies on the show jokes on them though because Bree's the oldest lady at ZDM oh no she doesn't like that joke anymore No, Claudia. No, Claudia. Oh, no. Claudia.
Starting point is 01:04:57 She's mad. Oh, I can feel the daggers. Move it along. Oh, I am watching the last two episodes of that Claire Dane's show, The Beast and Me. Oh, it's a good show. Oh, my God, it's incredible. Worth a watch for sure. Claire Daines is brilliant in it.
Starting point is 01:05:11 Yeah. Very good. And so is the hot woman from the hunting wives. Oh, Brittany Snow. Britney Snow. Britney Snow. She's very good, too. So hot.
Starting point is 01:05:21 She is perfect. Yep. She is. Um, I am having a barbecue Because I barbecue every night On a Tuesday Yeah, well I had one last night No, I don't have a barbecue for people
Starting point is 01:05:33 I'm barbecuing my dinner Yeah But I barbecue food every night You're not having a barbecue You're grilling, I'm grilling Sorry yeah I'm grilling You put some eggplants on the grill I hate egg plant
Starting point is 01:05:44 And then you put some nice seasoning on top Eggplants can go in the bed All right, see you guys tomorrow Bye Play ZM's Brian Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from three on ZM.

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