ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 2nd February 2024

Episode Date: February 2, 2024

Was your engagement ring not what you wanted? Things belonging to your parents that you definitely shouldn't have found.  Fridayoke: Lose Control - Missy Elliott.  Mumma Di planned a prank!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Mola mola naka everybody. Welcome to the Brie and Clint show on a Friday the 2nd of February. My 6th wedding anniversary today. Oh god, it's all about you again today. It was your birthday yesterday. Well it's half about me and half about my wife. No, that's the wrong answer. It's about us. No. It's about you again today. It was your birthday yesterday. Well, it's half about me and half about my wife. No, that's the wrong answer.

It's about us. No. It's about me. No. It's about her. Yes. No, it's not. No, it is.

Is it? Yesterday was about you. Yeah. Today is about... Love. We talked on the show earlier this week because six years is the Excuse me frog in the throat

Six years is the iron anniversary Yes Because you know how you have wood You have silver You know what you could give her? Yeah Margaret Thatcher Oh the iron lady

Yeah give her the Margaret Thatcher autobiography See what she's up to No I didn't get her an iron What did you get her? And I didn't get her an iron. And I didn't get her a present in an iron box as a joke either. What'd you get her? I got her an iron like candle holder thing. Because what else? No, don't make that face

at me. What else are you going to get made of iron? You came up with no good ideas. No good ideas. I came up with a great idea, thank you. What? The caricature of you guys. No, but it had to be iron. It doesn't have to be iron. That's a suggestion if you've got no other ideas.

We had no good iron ideas. We had no good iron ideas. I gave you the Margaret Thatcher idea. I said to her, I was like, what if I'd got you an iron, like a cast iron frying pan? She goes, it's good that you didn't. Oh, well, there you go. Dodged a bullet.

Yeah. Glad she loves the candle holder. It's a beautiful candle holder. Thank you very much. I'd be so stoked with that. When there's a power cut, when there's a power cut, she's going to be reminded

of how lucky she is to have been in this marriage for the last six years. What am I going to do with this candle if I don't have a candle holder? Oh, I can just sit it on the table. Six years. Honestly, what else

are you meant to buy? Did she get you something? She got me undying love. Well, there you go. You're in the clear then. Exactly. I won. Brian Clint, big show coming up. More Macklemore tickets up for grabs. It's going to happen just after

3.30. But first, let's play Tradiverse Lady. $50 cash up for grabs for a Friday. If you want it, then come get it, sister. 0800 DIAL ZM. We'll get you on. We'll put you head-in-head with someone else, and we'll see who the winner is. Bree and Clint.

Time for a round of Tradiverse Lady. It's Trad. Lady. It's Treaty vs. Lady. Three, two, one, let's go. Here we are on a Friday. We're all tied up again, Clint. It's seven wins apiece for the year. What the F? Bloody close.

What the hell, man? Let's meet our contestants today. Our lady is calling from the Garden City. She's 25 years old and she does dragon boat racing. Welcome to the show, Kate. G'day, Kate. We're about to inquire if you do dragon boat racing. You're not going straight up the Avon, are you?

Well, we do a little bit, you know, with Curves Reaches, where the rowers are, we sort of go a bit further down than our terrace or lake rower. Oh, yeah. Because of that near the airport. Yeah. Pardon me, but the dragon boat racing is where you're all sitting there kind of on your knees and you're all paddling in unison, right?

Like a canoe. A little bit, yeah. I think I've seen it before. Powerful stuff. You'd have a good set of guns on you. You're taking on our tradie today from Hamilton. He's 35 and his daughter has won tradie versus lady twice. She's in the car.

That's a competitive advantage if ever I've heard it. Welcome to the show, Chris. Hello, Chris. Hi, guys. How you going? Yeah, good. Is Amelia going to help you out today? Well, she reckons she's going to whisper something in my ear,

but I told her not to. Well, let's see. We'll allow that, too. It is in the rules that you are allowed people to help you if they're in the car. You're allowed a whānau support person. Kate. Oh, there we go. Your buzzer is lady.

Chris, yours is tradie. First to three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash from KFC. Good luck, guys. Here we go, guys. Question number one. In which language does konnichiwa mean hello? Lady. Tradie. Yes, Kate. Japanese. It is, of course, Japanese. Question number one, in which language does konnichiwa mean hello? Ladies. Yes, Kate.

Japanese. It is, of course, Japanese. Nice work, Kate. You're on the board with one. Question number two, what century was the hairdryer invented? Trady. Yes, Chris. 1900s.

Sweet. No. Kate, do you want to guess? 1950s? Sweet. No. Kate, you want to guess? 1950s? No, century. We're looking for a century. 20. It was the 1800s.

Actually, 1888. Screw putting a hairdryer from 1888 next to your hair. Can you imagine? I reckon the chance of setting your head on fire would be very high. Very, very high. Still are, probably. Question number three. No points there for anyone.

Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Ladies. Kate just got in there. Black Eyed Peas. It is, of course, a classic from the Black Eyed Peas. The ladies are on too. You need this one, Chris, to stay in it. Question number four.

Buzz in when you can tell me how many oceans are there on Earth? Lodi? Yes, Kate. Worth a guess. Seven? Seven? No. No.

Chris? Go for 11. No. Chris? I'll go for 11. No. There's actually only five, and we're talking the Atlantic, the Pacific, the Indian, and that's all I know. Yeah, southern. Yep. Yep. Then that's, I don't know, the last one.

Did you say Indian? Yes, Indian. Arctic. Arctic, of course, the Arctic Ocean. No points there. Still two to the ladies. Question number five. In what country would you find Stonehenge?

Lady. Kate for the win. England. She's got it. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. I feel bad for you, Chris. I feel like Amelia withheld her help this afternoon.

She hung you out to dry, so you were on a hiding to nothing. I think she did too. She's definitely got her mother's brains, not mine. She said, you're on your own, Dad. Hey, Kate, it's all about you. We've got 50 bucks cash coming your way. Thanks to KFC. Awesome, thank you.

Nice work, Kate. Very well done. Have a good weekend. Are you taking Monday off? Yeah, we are. We're heading over to my partner's family's set. Hell yeah, Kate. You enjoy.

Brie and Clint. Zed and Brie and Clint. Friday Jams, that's Stacey Arrico. There's got to be more to life. Did producer Ella know who that was? Producer Ella, our Ginzy producer, are you familiar with Stacey Arrico's back catalogue? Oh, heck yeah.

What's another one of her songs? Love Me Long Time. That's a Stacey Arrico classic, yeah. She only had two songs, didn't she? Yeah, she had two hits, I'm pretty sure. That was, I feel like the other one was a bigger hit than that. Was it? Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

What have you got there? That was okay, but it wasn't bigger than. That was not bigger than the other one, no. No. That was an okay one as well, but nah, that was it. I think we played the good one. Yeah, that was her biggest hit. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Her biggest hit so far. Her biggest hit

so far? Yeah. I wonder where she is now. Working on her next album. You reckon we could get her for Friday Jams Live? I reckon we could. She would pop off, mate. I reckon low-hanging fruit. People would love her. Her, Samantha Mumba, Jamelia.

Get Jojo back. Jojo? I'd have Jojo back in a second. Get Jojo back. Be a great time. Jamelia. We've had Jamelia. Have we. Yeah. Jamelia. Get Jojo back. Jojo. I'd have Jojo back in a second. Get Jojo back. Be a great time. Jamelia. Yeah, we've had Jamelia. Have we? Yeah.

We did. Did we? Yeah, about three years. Just before COVID, I think we got Jamelia. Did we? Yeah. Oh, must have been drunk. I want to talk about this awkward situation this woman is in at the moment where here's the deal.

So she's been dating her boyfriend. I don't know for how long. I think it's been a fair while. He's proposed to her and he's decided to give her a hand-me-down ring. So a ring that's been passed on through generations in his family from his grandmother to his mother to him to her. So from his side of the family. So from his side of the family, she's been given his,

essentially his grandmother's ring. Yeah. She, at the time, was very excited to be engaged because that's what she wanted. And then over the coming weeks, she's kind of been like this ring, as nice as it is that it's a family heirloom it's a hand me down ring it doesn't suit me and i really just don't like it like it's not my vibe i feel weird wearing it it doesn't match any of my other clothes or style she has went back to her fiancé and said, hey, look,

this is kind of how I feel. Do you reckon I could like alter it a little bit so it makes it more me? Yeah. Or, you know, is there something we could work out? Or I could get my own ring. Or I could get my own ring. Like this is how I feel. He's kicked off.

He's kicked off and been like, how dare you? Like this is my grandmother's ring. And then the grandmother has found out about it. Oh, grandma's still alive. Grandma's still alive. Oh, shit, that's awkward. Oh, man, that's so awkward. Grandma's still alive.

And grandma has then kicked off and said, you know what? You can't touch my ring. And also, you can't touch it in case your relationship doesn't work out because I want the ring back. Oh, God. So it's just an absolute debacle. How awkward. Can I stand up for her?

She's completely entitled to not like the ring because he hasn't chosen the ring for her. He hasn't chosen the ring that he thinks she's going to love. Also, mate. And I get his sentiment. I get it. I get it. He's gone.

No, no, no. But in his head, he's gone. This is the ultimate compliment. Nah, cheap prick. I love my grandma and I love my girlfriend. Nah, he's being cheap. Nah, he is. He's being cheap. If he he is. He's being cheap.

If he had bought the ring and he's put all this time and effort in designing it and then she turns around and goes, I hate that ring, I would understand that more. But, mate, all you've done is gone over to grandma's house. All you've done is gone over there and said, can I have that ring? I want to give it to my missus. As someone who proposed to their wife with a hand-me-down ring. Did you? Yes. I didn't. Did I have that ring? I want to give it to my misso. As someone who proposed to their wife with a hand-me-down ring. Did you?

Yes. I didn't, did I know that? I used a ring from. Your grandma's ring? No. Whose ring? Her grandma's ring. Oh, see that, that makes.

It's from her side of the family. That's a difference. And the difference. Wait, did you go over to your girlfriend's grandma and say, hey, can I have the ring? No, it had come down the family by then. It was with her auntie. No, but how did you get it is what I'm saying.

Oh, yeah, I went over and I said, can I have that ring? Yeah. Did you? But the difference is I knew that was the ring that she wanted. Well, that's a big difference. She had said to me from the outset, if I ever get married, that's the ring that I want. Well, that's totally different. It's totally different. Totally different. Did I benefit from married that's the ring that I want. Well that's totally different.

Totally different. Did I benefit from a free ring? Absolutely. God you got off Scott free. I take two boxes. How? Free ring and I made all her dreams come true with the ring of her dreams. You did nothing for the ring. I asked.

No very different situation. I asked Aunty Rosie very kindly. And Aunty Rosie very kindly. And Aunty Rosie's like, piss off, mate. I've got another 30 years left on this ring. You're going to replace this ring? Come over here. You're not even related. Can I just say as a man too,

you shouldn't be angry if your fiance doesn't like the ring that you select for them, even if you buy them a new one. Because, and I say this, she has to wear that for the rest of her life. You buy it once, you may never look at it again. Yeah. She has to wear that thing for the rest of her life. She deserves to love the ring that she gets. I agree.

And it's not a personal attack if she doesn't like what you chose at Pascos. It is awkward though. It is awkward. It is awkward if you have to turn around to you. You've got to handle the conversation delicately. Can I just say, say yes up front. Say yes up front.

And then deal with the ring stuff later. Don't be like, not with that ring. Yeah, don't do that. Will you marry me? I'm trying with a bit of ring, dipshit. I had some good friends. This exact thing happened. So my friend put all this time and effort in, had it custom made,

thought he'd absolutely nailed it, proposed, and then like three months later she came clean and was like, hey, I love you. No, down to my mind, I want to get married, but I don't like the ring. Is that being too privileged? No, that's fine. He shouldn't have gone that far.

What do you mean? He shouldn't have designed the ring. No, I don't agree with that. Sometimes they'll nail it. Nah, nah, it's a huge risk. It's a huge risk. Says Mr. Bloody Ivory Tower over here who didn't even have to buy a ring.

I would have bought a placeholder. I would have bought the placeholder ring and gone, will you marry me and come with me to choose the ring of your dreams? That's the way to do it. Blokes, that's the way to do it. What, you're going to give them control over how much they spend? Will you marry me and come and choose the ring of your dreams

to the value of X amount of thousands of dollars? How romantic. Let's talk to some people who didn't like their engagement ring. Yeah, can you come clean to us this afternoon? I've Googled some statistics. It says I Googled how many women don't like their engagement ring. They reckon two-thirds of women who are proposed to. Wait, I don't understand what that is.

66% of women don't love the engagement ring they get given. To be honest, I thought it would have been more. How many of them say something about it? We don't know. But let's talk to some ladies this afternoon, or blokes who got proposed to. 0800 dial ZM. about it we don't know but let's talk to some ladies this afternoon or blokes who got proposed to oh 800 dial zm did you not love the ring that they proposed with and what did you do about it did you not like your engagement ring i mean it is kind of awkward isn't it it's kind of awkward

but it shouldn't be like you should be able to have that conversation in your relationship if you're going to get married you should be able to say i love you i love that you proposed to me but i don't like the ring this ring doesn't suit me i don't i don't it doesn't bring me joy you know and some people will be like that's selfish you should just be happy that someone loved you enough to give you the ring i I told you that I'm not into oval cut diamonds. But it's not that. It's like. It's just if it suits you, if it's your style.

And you have to wear it, like you said, you have to wear it for the rest of your life. Let's kick it off with this story. Someone said, I've been with my partner for five years, have one kid and another on the way. Got engaged over the new year. I went to her mum and asked her to use her nana's ring. As she has always said, she wanted that ring. And her mum knows this. Oh, my God.

Give it to them now. The daughter has said she wants that ring. Give it to them now. Come on, Mum. It's a bit rough. Let's talk to Sylvia. Hi, Sylvia. Hi, Sylvia. Hi there, guys.

Tell us, mate. Was this you? Did you get proposed to with a ring that you were like, eh, not for me? Yes, it was. It was very disappointing because I thought I'd done the prep. We were living in England at the time, and we'd done the antique shops down in the lanes in Brighton. And I thought I'd sowed the seeds of what I'd really loved.

Clever. You've done the groundwork. Well done. I thought I did. And then, of course, he went off on some business trip and came back and said, Oh, he went to this antique shop and he bought this ring for me. And he opened the box and it was a little twist of garnets in this box. Oh, no.

And I just burst into tears. Oh, no. Sylvia. So that was the proposal? That moment was the proposal? Of sorts. Thought of, but not really. And then, of course, he knew that my birthstone is rubies.

Okay. So I said, well, it could have at least been them, but not really. And then, of course, he knew that my birthstone is rubies. So I said, well, it could have at least been them, but not garnets. So he was a bit of a backtrack then. So he's like, it's not even a ruby, you idiot. I know. So did he understand? Did the tears get the message through? Well, they did, because he then promised me

that every year that we were married, he would replace one of the garnets with a diamond. And this happened after about year five when we got five of them replaced with little diamonds. So that's romantic. That's a really interesting twist. So do you love your ring now? No, because the marriage ended after 23 years. Oh, shit.

Oh, Sylvia. God. There's a plot twist in the twist of garnet. It just keeps going. Sylvia, I hope you pawned the ring and bought yourself a ruby one. No, I actually gave it to my son to use in part payment for something for his lovely, gorgeous girl. Oh, good.

So it went to good use then. I was going to say, you didn't tell him to propose with the cursed ring, did you? No. Get rid of the cursed ring, did you? No. Get rid of the cursed ring. Great. This is just for the wedding ring. Great story, Sylvia. Thank you so much.

We appreciate it. Let's talk to Mary on 0800. Hi, Mary. Hi, Mary. Hi. Tell us, Mary, was it you that didn't like

the engagement ring? Yes. Yes, it was me. Where did he go wrong, Mary? Well, I had already decided what I liked. I lived up in a different city and he lived down in another one. But when I flew down to see him,

he had already been to a shop I don't even like. Oh, no! And he chose a ring that was kind of along the right lines but really absolutely not. The diamond was so high and sharp it would cut people,

cut my sheets when I was making my bed. Oh no! That's not what you want. So what did you say? When he gave you that ring, what did you say? I made out like I loved it. Oh, of course you did, because you don't know what to do. So did you come clean eventually? No, I didn't really. I couldn't do that.

It was one diamond and a few little on the side, and I wanted a really big rock. It was my second time, and I wanted the ring. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mary's like, if it's not five carats, forget about it. Yeah, exactly. But anyway, I have worn it with being married 12 years.

But in the last year, something has worn off the gold or whatever and now it makes big huge rashes on my fingers. I don't even wear it anymore to the drawer. Mary, go get yourself a new one. I was going to say, sounds convenient

Mary. Sounds like you might have rubbed it off so that you could get a new ring after 12 years. She's worn it for 12 years. She's done her time. Well, I could accidentally lose it all. Oh, wouldn't that be a shame? Then you'd have to get some insurance money and then you could go and use it. What a shame that would be. Oh, that's so funny.

Thanks, Mary. What a legend though would be. Oh, that's so funny. Thanks, Mary. What a legend, though, that she was like, I'm going to stick this out for 12 years. She's worn that ugly ring. Someone texted and said, guys, maybe the rings don't matter. My parents bought their engagement rings together and they came to an agreement, easy as, on what they were going to buy. Then my dad lost his engagement ring.

And then later on, he tried to sell mum's engagement ring. Don't know how that marriage lasted, but it did. That sounds so buzzy. There you go. If you're planning to propose, do your research. Do your research.

And when I say do your research, talk to a friend. Talk to their best friend. Talk to their best friend. Their best friend can get some intel. They will know best. I'll just say, if I was to propose to you,

like just hypothetically, what would you like? Who? You could say that. Yeah, yeah. I was like, me? No, not you. Oh my God,

stop trying to get me to propose to you. I said five carats. Awkward. Well, can someone propose to me? I'm getting old. Bree and Clint. Time to head to LA

and get the latest. From iHeartRadio. This is the latest. Everson's drive to survive on Netflix. The world is obsessed with Formula One. And the biggest star in Formula One, Lewis Hamilton, had a huge announcement today, Dean. He did. I know that it's November 1st rules news.

Lewis Hamilton has confirmed that he's actually moving to Ferrari, leaving Mercedes-Benz since, oh, my goodness, I think his entire career, right? So this is major, major news. These contracts are worth hundreds of millions of dollars. He had signed a two-year deal back in 2023 with Mercedes, and now he's moving on to Ferrari with, like I said, most of his career being actually a Mercedes-Benz guy.

But there you go. I mean, obviously he dated Nicole Scherzinger, which was another highlight of his career. Hell yeah, it was. Yeah, well, now moving over to Ferrari, I'd call that a close second. This is where he'll finish out his career now. This will be the contract that takes him to the end of his career.

He signed a two-year deal at Mercedes last year for $120 million. So has he broken that or is he finishing it? He had an out clause after one year. He could break the contract after one year, which is weird. He's going to go to Ferrari and drive with Charles Leclerc, which is an amazing team. But he just, I don't know, he just, he's going to go to Ferrari and drive with Charles Leclerc which is an amazing team but he just I don't know he just he's going to be 40 years old when he starts

driving for Ferrari and that's really old for a Formula 1 driver it's really old and I think if you don't watch Formula 1 or any type of car racing like rally V8 any type of racing like that you don't realise how fit you have to be,

how physically able, especially F1. The reaction times. The reaction times, the amount of stress it puts on your body, the G forces that those guys are feeling on their bodies. Like 40 is like playing rugby when you're 40. You're right though, Dean. Seven world titles but dating Nicole Scherzinger was where he

peaked. He peaked then, yeah. Maybe she'll come back now that he's at Ferrari. Maybe this is the... Hey, I have got... I have to tell you something happened to me yesterday. A celebrity out in the wild moment, right? We all appreciate it.

I get my hair cut by Jason Hermes in West Hollywood and we're friends and that's the only reason I can afford to go to him because he's like, mate, right, mate, right. Anyway, I go to sit down

in my chair and he's like, oh, one second, I'm just finishing Mel. And this chick's sitting there, he's blowing her hair out. She turns around, Mel C from the Spice Girls. No!

Oh my God. Mel C, out in the wild. No! Oh, my God. Out in the wild. Out in the wild. Let me tell you this, though. This will blow your mind. You can text me. I text him and he texts Mel C. We are just text away.

I'm pretty much a baby Spice. I know. Can you cope? And I went mute. I went weird and mute. Did you lean over and go, I'll have what she's having? Well, because he goes, oh, we'll have fun at the Grammys. She's going and he couldn't do her hair on the day,

so they were doing like a pre-thing. And I was like, oh, and I'm looking at her. I'm like, why does she look familiar? And guess what? She was in sports clothing. She was in like actual athlete's wear. She was dressed as Sporty Spice. Well, that's all good and well

Dean But my hairdresser here In Auckland Also cuts the hair Of multiple people From True Bliss So Whatever

They're cool They're cool That's what happens When you go to Rodney Wayne That's the latest Live out of Los Angeles From Dean McCarthy He's a Hollywood correspondent

Heidi Klum Has Done a stint on that very popular podcast Call Me Daddy. Call Her Daddy, sorry. And while she was on the podcast, they ended up

FaceTiming her daughter who looks exactly like her. Does she? Like a Reese Witherspoon situation. They look very similar. Her eldest child, she's 19. I think her name ispoon situation. Yeah, they look very similar. Her eldest child, she's 19. I think her name is Lenny. Anyway, they ended up FaceTiming her because they were talking about a time that Lenny,

I think when she was a lot younger, stumbled across a room or a closet that was full of adult toys. Oh. Yeah. Heidi Klum's adult toys. Oh. Yeah. Heidi Klum's adult toys. Apparently. Do you want to hear the audio of when they FaceTime her daughter and ask her about it? You found your mum's sex

closet? I did. And I was like, Mum, what is this? It was like this microphone. Ew. Awkward. I wonder how old she was. Everybody else is like, Heidi Klum, what a babe. Her daughter's like, ew, mum, yuck. Mum, what is this? I don't want to know about that.

Where's Seal? Oh, yeah. Her and Seal were a thing. Yeah, I reckon it would have been Seal. You reckon? Kinky guy. Okay. guy. Either way, whoever it was. It doesn't matter who it is. Why she got a whole cupboard full?

All it matters. I'm not trying to shame anybody. She's allowed to have a cupboard if she wants a cupboard. The main thing that makes me feel awkward is and anyone can relate to this, is where you find something of your parents that you really wish you didn't know anything about. And it can be multiple different things. I mean, that's the main one.

Anything in that kind of area. It's like when you found your dad's arseless chaps. He told me that that was for horse riding. And you're like, Dad, you don't even have a horse anymore. And he goes, I am the horse. Your mum calls me the stallion. Your mum calls

me the bucking bronco. It rhymes with bucking anyway. Disgusting. Honestly though, have you found anything of your parents um i'm trying to think if i have i feel like i haven't i never i always found it really quite taboo to go into my parents room did you ever feel like that i always felt it until i found out that's where my dad kept his bikey magazines with the boobies in them. So you found the boobie magazines of your dad's.

Where did he keep them? Not hidden at all, just beside the bed. He wasn't even trying. I showed him once, I was like, what's this, Dad? And he goes, well, I'm reading for the bikes. It's just for the bikes. It's got really good bikes in it. That's such good marketing from those magazines, isn't it?

Yeah, hide some boobies inside there. Yeah, like the cars with the boobies. And they're like, oh, I love the cars. Because your wife will never check it. Yeah. She'll be like, oh. It's a car magazine. I don't care about your dumb bikes.

I found my dad's stash of money before, which I told you about. Oh, in the Bible. In the Bible. Like my sister and I came across that. When we were in our teenage years, we found out that my dad stashes money in the Bible. Yeah. And then I'm pretty sure I found a cigarette in my dad's top drawer one time. But he doesn't smoke.

Well, my dad used to smoke when he was younger, when he was like in his teenage years, when he was at boarding school. Just kept one emergency cigarette. Well, I don't know. I never asked him about it, but I found that, but that's probably about it. Let's ask some people this afternoon. Oh, 800 dials it in or text us on 9696. What did you find

of your parents that they never wanted you to find? You were never meant to see that. You weren't meant to know that part of your parents life. Maybe it was a letter from Ancestry.com. Maybe it was a membership to a swingers club in downtown Christchurch.

Gross. Gross. Maybe. I don't want to know my parents are doing that, though. Nobody wants to know these things. Your parents didn't want you to know them either, but you knew them. You found them out. You can remain anonymous this afternoon if you'd like. Bree and Clint.

ZM Bree and Clint, that's Missy Elliott in Work It. It's Friday Jams. We're doing Missy Elliott for Friday Jams for Fridayoke this afternoon. We are too. Lose Control, Sierra. Not that one. Different one. We've done that one before. Yeah, Missy Elliott.

Is it in our wheelhouse? You'll find out just after five o'clock. Right now we're asking you the awkward question. What did you stumble across that belonged to your parents that you really wish you didn't find? Someone texted and said, my mum has, to this day, an absolute swathe of adult toys on her bedside tables.

I'm 32 now. Wait, on her bedside table? It says on. I don't know if they meant to write in, but it says on her bedside tables. I'm 32 now, but they've been there since I was 15. Wasn't ideal

living there and having to walk into her room to get towels for showers and seeing the collection grow. It's obviously on the bedside table. Jeez. The phrasing that your mum has a swathe of adult toys. Someone else texted her and said,

one day I was looking in my parents' drawers for a cord and I found a specifically shaped toy in my dad's drawer. He told me it was a dog toy. We didn't have a dog. Oh. Oh, Dad, come up with a better excuse. I can just picture. You should have said it was a doorstop.

Well, the dog toys Kongs do look very similar. I once found a bunch of whips, handcuffs, et cetera, in my dad's bedside drawer. On another occasion, I found a bunny in mum's drawer. Why was there a rabbit in there? I don't know. What are you doing with a live rabbit in your bedside table? Maybe their parents were magicians.

They wrote FML Anonymous. Someone else said, when my mum died, I found a massive, and I mean massive, jar of weed in her pyjama drawer. Wow. Like the size of a cookie time bucket.

I didn't even know she smoked. Wow. It's like a little gift that she left for you. Let's talk to someone else who wants to be anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi. What did you find out that your parents probably didn't want you to know?

I found out that the woman that I called mum was not my mum. What? How? I found my birth certificate and mum was not my mum. What? How? I found my birth certificate. And it was not her name. Wow. How old were you, Anonymous? Probably about nine.

Oh, no. And so who was she? Was she a relative, the person who you thought was your mum? Was she like an auntie or something? No. No, you're adopted. Totally brand new person. Yeah.

Anonymous, did you confront her about it? Did you ask her about it? Or did you wait? Well, I asked mum and dad, well, because I called her mum, I asked mum and dad about it and got into trouble for questioning and asking. Oh, no. How's it now? Have you guys worked through it?

We have. This happened, like, back in the 80s. Yeah, no. How's it now? Have you guys worked through it? We have. This happened, like, back in the 80s. Yeah, right. During the era, like, children are to be seen and not heard. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. But you have an all right relationship with them now? Yep, yep.

All good. Didn't get to meet my birth mother. Oh. Because she passed away. Yeah. Yeah. All good. Didn't get to meet my birth mother. Oh. Because she passed away. Yeah. Yeah, all good. Oh, man. I wonder if they would have told you eventually.

You know, like you're nine. Yeah, like when were they planning on? I wonder if they were waiting until you were like 16 or something to tell you about it. You just don't know, right? Yeah. You don't know. Well, the other thing is we lived in another country also, so maybe I'd never have found out. Yeah. Well, there you go. Okay. Thank you, Anonymous.'d never have found out if I hadn't.

Yeah. Well, there you go. Okay, thank you, Anonymous. Thanks, Anonymous. We appreciate the call. Oh, this next, I know what this next call is about. Very good. Let's go to Tara.

Hi, Tara. Hi, Tara. Hi. Tara, this is a ripping story. Tell us, what did you find that belonged to your parents that you wish you didn't? A photograph of my mom on her honeymoon. Oh, no. Okay.

Posing in some very sexy lingerie. Wait a second. Wait a second. What decade are we talking, Tara? I mean, I don't want you to paint the picture, but we need you to paint the picture. So this is like the 80s. Yeah. When, you know, like bikini the picture. So this is like the 80s. Yeah. When, you know, like bikini lines weren't maybe as naked as they are now.

Was she rocking full bush, was she? Full bush. Big hair up top, big hair down bottom. How old were you, Tara? I was like, this is only a couple of years ago, so maybe like 30. Okay, so does your mum know that you've seen her raunchy honeymoon photo? No way. You've never told her?

I put that photo back into the stack. Tara, you take that to your grave. You don't need to tell her that you found that. As a matter of interest, what colour was the lingerie? Good question. Oh, it was white. White? It was her wedding night, obviously.

Oh, you reckon it was the wedding night photo? I do. Because, like, there were some photos from the wedding because they eloped, so there was, like, a few photos from the wedding. And then I was like, oh, my God. White lingerie. Was your mum's name Mary?

Pardon? No, nothing. Mum's a freaky deaky. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, we've all been there, right? Well, what's the wedding night? Of course, if you're going to wear lingerie. The awkward thing about that is in the 80s,

you would have had to take that film to be developed by somebody at a camera store so they would have had to see your raunchy lingerie photos. These days you can just take them on your phone. I'm not the only one. Yeah, that's so true. You're not the only one who's seen it. No, you're right, Tara. Great call. Thank you, mate. We appreciate it. See not the only one who's seen it. No, you're right, Tara. Oh, great call.

Thank you, mate. We appreciate it. See you, bye. Have a good weekend. Jeez, mum, eh? I would, I don't think I would ever recover. Well, here's the thing too. If mum took that photo once, she's probably taken a few.

What would you rather? Would you rather see that photo of your mum, like hypothetically, or? My dad. No. Hold on. Or would you rather find some toys that belong to your parents? What would you rather, see the photo or find the toys? Absolutely neither.

No, you have to pick one. Why do I have to pick one? Because. Find the toys. Really? Because. Find the toys. Really? I'd rather the photo. I don't want to see the photo. I don't want to.

Oh, yeah, because it's at least. There's a face on the photo. There's plausible deniability with the toys. Your mum could be like, they're your father's. He uses them on himself. Come on. Time for a round of the one second song challenge. Time is waiting You only get one second of a song

No hesitating You only got one second One second We go head to head guessing songs as quickly as possible You guys help us out And if you're on the winning team you score 50 KFC chicken dollars David you're on team Brie Amazing Welcome David How do you go with your music? you score 50 KFC chicken dollars. David, you're on Team Bree. Amazing.

Welcome, David. How do you go with your music? I'm okay. What's your favourite genre? Probably hip-hop, but old school. Okay, that's good. Okay.

I feel like surely... Bree likes Occa Rock, so you guys will compliment each other well. I like Screamo. I chose Bree. Yeah. David. Rhys, you're on my team. Welcome. Hello, Rhys. Hello.

We're going to do this. Claudia's going to run the game. Hi, Claudia. Hi, Claude. Hello. Happy Friday. Happy Friday. So, I didn't choose hip-hop today. Oh, David. I was so close, but then I didn't. The theme today, I found an article with the 45 best pop songs of all time

Oh That's David's Second best category Yeah That's gotta be second best Hey David Yes Yeah

Get into their heads David So these are all from The top 10 of Top 10 pop songs Of all time Yeah Wow Okay

So one second song challenge The way it works We'll start a song From the beginning You guys just need to Buzz in with your names And I'm looking for The artist's name and the name

of the song. Brie and Clint, you guys are going to go first. Alright. Good luck. Here's your first song. Clint. Clint. Tadell. Rolling in the Deep. Yeah. I knew it. I knew it as well. That was ranked at number five.

They reckon that's the number five pop song of all time. Yeah. I'd say it's in there. Top ten. You're right, it is. Number five, apparently. David and Rhys, it's your turn, guys. Here you go.

Are you guys ready? Mm-hmm. Here's your song. David. Rhys. Rhys Here's your song. David. Reese. Single Ladies Beyonce. Yeah! What number was this? That was number eight.

Bang up. Of all time? And lower than Adele? Have you not heard what Kanye said? One of the greatest video clips of all time. Of all time. Of all time. Oh, God, David, we're in trouble.

I need to get this one to keep us in it. Yeah, good luck. I'm not confident. Clint, you can take it here. Good luck. Here's your song. Brie. Brie.

That is toxic Britney Spears. Yeah, girl. Does anyone want Martin Henderson In the music video for that Is anyone watching That Virgin River show On Netflix That Martin Henderson

Is the half robin No My wife is obsessed Who is that Martin Henderson Yeah He's a Kiwi actor He played the love interest

In the toxic music video I know the guy He's got longish hair Yeah yeah Yeah he's quite very hot. Virgin River. Virgin River. Sounds like it's on my alley.

It's like Grey's Anatomy in the forest is how I would describe it. Better than the TV show Virgin Lake, if you ask me. Haven't seen it. Have you seen it? No, okay. Great, great show. Okay, back to Rhys and David. Yeah, that was two points for Team Clint, one point for Team Bree.

God. David and Rhys. David, you need this one. No pressure, one point for Team Breeze. God. David and Reece. David, you need this one. No pressure. Close it out, Reece. Take the pressure off me. I'm trying. Let's do it.

Here we go. Uh-huh, uh-huh. I'm here. David. No, what? I heard David. I heard David. I heard Reece.

Did you guys buzz in at the same time? I heard David. Okay, David. David. Oh, my gosh. That's Rihanna. Umbrella. Yeah. Okay, David. David. Oh, my gosh. That's Rihanna. Umbrella. Yes.

Yes, David. Get in. Tiebreaker. The pressure on David. He roasted him like a phoenix. So on the list, this next song was number one. This is the greatest pop song of all time. The greatest pop song of all time.

I'm going to put all four of you in for this one. Anyone can buzz in. Anyone can buzz in. David and Rhys, you can buzz in as well, okay? You ready for the number one song? We're ready. Of all time. Of all time.

Here it is. Clint. Clint. Kylie Minogue, Padam. Yeah. Of all time I would have got that as well Oh David

We put up a good fight mate But Rhys You've come out on top 50k FC chicken dollars Coming your way That was crazy Okay Thank you

What's crazy is this list It's weird right It's wrong That's what it is Nah I'm into it I do love this song Thank you. What's crazy is this list. It's weird, right? It's wrong is what it is. Nah, I'm into it. I do love this song. Okay, what's the greatest pop song of all time? Don't think about it, just say. Lord Royals is better than this.

What? Lord Royals is a better pop song than this. I don't think it's the greatest of all time, but you put me on the spot. Pretty good. Pretty good. Even Kylie Minogue would be like, what about locomotion? What about I'm spinning around?

Time for a Friday-oke. Ladies and gentlemen, Rian Clint's Friday-oke. It is back after a one-week hiatus because we had a bit of a man our second week back. But she's back in action and I've picked an absolute beauty this week, I feel. Yeah.

You can't go wrong with Missy Elliott. Everybody here. Or can you? Misdemeanor Big, big, big ask Because this is not just Missy Elliott This is Sierra and Fat Man Scoop as well Yeah, it's got everyone on it

Huge heads But I feel like it'll be okay If you're new to the Bree and Clint show this year, every Friday we spend 15 minutes with a professional audio engineer. We do a cover, he makes it sound as good as possible, and then you guys tell us who did the better job. Was it Bree or was it me, Clint? You guys get to vote.

I picked the song this week, which means I go first. Good luck. Thank you. Here it comes. Let's go. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Here we go now. Here we go now.

Here we go now. Here we go now. I've got a cute face, chubby waist, thick legs, in shape, rubs, shaking both ways, make you do a double take. Plan a rocker, showstopper, flow proper, head knocker, beat style, tail dropper, do my thing, mother, plan, rock a show, stop a flow, drop a head, knock a beat, style, tail, drop a do my thing, mother, father, Rolls Royce, Lamborghini, Blue Medina, always beaming, rag top, chrome pipes, blue lights, out of sight, oh, sew it in, sew it in, make that money, throw it in, bootyoty bouncing, gonna hit. Everybody here. Get another hand to the air. Get your back, talk to the air. Mr. Peter said so.

Everybody here. Everybody here. Everybody here. Everybody here. I reckon that was pretty good. I reckon that was pretty good. If anything is going to let you down, it's your fat man scoop. But he's very hard to master. I feel like people need to give me a little bit of grace

because I am a female doing a black man's voice. I tried. Okay, can I have some grace? Because I've got to do two women's voice in my one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can I have the same amount of grace? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think you did better than expected.

Okay, here it comes. You've heard one. You have to hear both before you get to vote on our Friday Okie segment. So here comes my version of Missy Elliott, Lose Control. Good luck, mate. Pray for me. Let's go. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Let's go now. Let's go now. Let's go now. Let's go now. I've got a cute face, chubby waist, thick legs, air hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Let's go! The rules, what? Lamborghini, Blue Machina Always beaming rag-top chrome pipes Blue lights outta sight Now we're zoning in Zoning in Make that money growin'

Booty bouncin', go on, hit Everybody here, get it outta control Get your backs off the wall Cause Mr. Nina said so Everybody Everybody Everybody your back off the wall. Just listen to me. Just throw your hands in the air. Just throw your hands in the air. Just throw your hands in the air. Everybody. Just throw your hands in the air.

Is that, is that, I mean, maybe I'm blinded by arrogance here, but is that our best karaoke ever? I feel like we both did a pretty good job. Claudia, give it to us straight. Am I delusional? Or is that really, really, really, really good? Yeah, it was definitely really good. I was stoked with mine and then I

think you bloody backed it up. Someone said, these are the best you've ever done. This is our problem. We should have been doing Missy Elliott raps this whole time. We've done Missy Elliott raps. Do you not remember? We always hit it. Yeah. But who's got the best Missy Elliott?

I'm picking Forgot About Dre next week. And we've got to vote on this. I'm opening the phone lines right now. 0800 dial ZM. Can we get five people to call through and either vote Brie or Clint in this week's Friday Oki, the Missy Elliott special? Who you got? Brie and Clint.

Time for Friday Oki results. Time for Friday Oki results. Time for Friday Oki. People are saying great week from both of us. Yeah, the feedback is largely positive. Yeah. Including this one. I'd like to give a special shout out to the sound engineer that made that possible. Hey, he's very good, but give us a little bit of credit.

Give us a little bit of credit. Nah, I think most of it is Sam. Thank you, Sam, wherever you are. You are very good at what you do. I mean, a jeweller is only as good as the diamonds he gets to polish. He polishes turds, mate, every week. We did Missy Elliott. Bree sounded like this.

And mine sounded like this. Everybody here, get it out of control. Get your backs off the wall. Just listen to me and say the same. Who are you going to vote for? We've got five ZM listeners standing by to cast their votes. And Kate gets to vote first. Cue to Kate. Hi, Kate.

Oh, I thought she was earlier for Trade Festival. Oh, did you? Welcome back for another round, Kate. This is very important. We take it very seriously. What are your thoughts on Friday Oaky? Well, it was pretty good this week, but I'm going to go with Clint, I think. Yes!

Yes, Kate. Thank you. I really appreciate it. Thanks, Kate. Have a great weekend. Let's go to Charlotte on our $800.00. Hi, Charlotte. Hello, Charlotte. Hi. What are your thoughts, Charlotte? Who are you voting for? Probably Clint this week. Got you. Hi. What are your thoughts, Charlotte? Who are you voting for? Probably Clint this week. Damn.

Thank you, Charlotte. I appreciate it. Enjoy your white-tonguey weekend. Let's go to Jay next on 0800 dials at M. Hi, Jay. Hello, Jay. Hi. Are you going to keep Bree's boat afloat and vote for her this week or are you going with me? Actually, I'm going for Bree this week. Yes, Jay. Yeah. Do you normally not vote for her this week, or are you going with me? Actually, I'm going for Bree this week.

Yes, Jay. Yeah. Do you normally not vote for me? No, it's actually my first time voting. Well, I'll take it. First time voting. I'll take the vote. Thanks, Jay.

We're at 2-1. Let's go to Emily, vote number four. Hi, Emily. Hi, Emily. Hi. Hi. Get that radio turned down for us if you can, and then let us know who's going to win Friday Oaky this week. Who would you like to vote for?

Bray. Yes, Emily, you've kept me in the game. Thank you. It all comes down to Tom. Kia ora, Tom. Hello, Tom. Hi, meow. Hi, meow.

Hi, meow, Tom. Who are you going to hand the victory to this week, Tom? Oh, I'm going to love it. It's Tabree. Yes, Tom! What did you say, Tom? I've got a little Missy Elliot for you. Do you?

Okay, go. You know that Elliot? Yeah, yeah, they call her Missy. I can't wait till she comes to town. I'll get her down and let her go. Oh! I caught that one just in time. Did you? Yeah, just in time.

I think, I think. No, just in time. He said kitty. Tom, Tom, Tom. You naughty boy. You naughty boy, Tom. But very funny. Thanks for your boat. We appreciate it. Have a great weekend. See you naughty boy. Naughty boy, Tom. But very funny. Thanks for your vote.

We appreciate it. Have a great weekend. See you, Tom. Mate, he started the weekend early. I think he started the weekend yesterday. Claudia, we've got to start breath testing these callers. Where did that even come from? Tom.

Congratulations. Oh, thank you. We're going to do a birthday banger next. If you want to know the number one song on your 16th birthday to kickstart the weekend, call us now. 0800-DIAL-ZM. The lines are open. Lucky it's a Friday, Ace.

Apologies, everyone. I got it. I got it. Are you sure? Yeah, I am. Mate, you think you've got it another time and you really don't. We're all good. Did you get that joke? Bree and Clint.

Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. All right, birthday banger for your Friday. This is where you can call us. We figure out what was number one when you turned 16 and then we're going to play one of those songs. Start with Ricky. Hey, Ricky, happy Friday.

Hello, pretty Ricky. Hello. Hello, pretty Ricky. Hello. Hello, Ricky Martin. Tricky Ricky. Rick Flair. Rick Rolled. All right. That's all we got.

Rick Rubin. Ricky Road. All right, let's just get into this. Oh, Ricky Road was good from you. You should have stuck with that. Hey, Ricky, what's your birthday? 1st of July, 1998. All right, that means you were 16 in 2014.

And back on your 16th birthday, Ricky, this was number one. So am I wrong Thinking that we could be something for real Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Nico and Vince. The song was huge in 2014. Do you like it as your birthday banger, Ricky? Yeah, I like it.

I'm keen on that one, Ricky. It's a banger. Okay, wait there. We're going to do a birthday banger for Kimberly. Kia ora, Kimberly. Hi, Kim. Hello. What are you up to for your weekend, Kim?

I'm just going to hang out with some friends, have a bit of a sparty. A bit of a sparty, party in the spa, I love that. Oh, that sounds like a bit of fun. Have you taken the Monday off work so you get the four-day weekend? I don't know. Oh, bugger. I won't go to the head work. Oh, well.

All right, Kim, well, let's do your birthday banger. What's your date of birth? It's been since January 1989. Oh, this is close to my birthday. I feel like it's going to be let's do your birthday banger. What's your date of birth? 16th of January, 1989. Oh, this is close to my birthday. I feel like it's going to be the same as my birthday banger. So you were 16 in 2005. Here it is. You should let me love you.

Let me be your one. Oh, yes. We're birthday banger twins. Oh, yeah. A bit of Mario, let me love you. What do you reckon, Kim? Oh, I do like that one. Yeah, it's a tune.

Yeah. Neo wrote this song and always says how much he regretted giving it to Mario because it was such a big hit. Tune. Shame on him. Yeah. Shame on him. Hindsight's a wonderful thing.

One more birthday banger for Linda. Hi, Linda. Hi, Linda. Hi, guys. How are you? Good, mate. What are you up to for the weekend, Linda? I got work tomorrow, but I'll probably do a walk with the husband and children on Sunday or something.

I don't know yet. How long is the walk? How long? It depends on what we do. Yeah, right. Okay. Could be hours, could be short because the children might get over it. You never know.

Depends how much walking the husband needs. They're like dogs, Bree. You've got to walk the husband. Some days they've got lots of energy. You've got to get them out of the house. The kids are like dogs, too, you never know. Depends how much walking the husband needs. They're like dogs, Bree. You've got to walk the husband. Some days they've got lots of energy, you've got to get them out of the house. The kids are like dogs too, I've heard. Some days you get the husband halfway along the track and you've got to carry them back.

You clean up their poo when they go poos. You've got to take the poo bags with you. Hey, Linda, what's your... That's why you take the kids. Linda, what's your birthday? My birthday's the 1st of March, 1991. All right, that means you were 16 in 2007, Linda. And on

that day in 07, this was number one. Aww. That was a disappointing... Aww. It was a little disappointing. Nah, this is a tune. What are you talking about? This is such a good song. I do love J.C., though. I must say that. I kind of have to agree with Linda.

I love that era, but this is... He's got bitter bangers. He's got bitter bangers, yeah. He's got bitter bangers. But Mario's got bitter bangers. Does he? Name one. Name one.

Mate, that's his biggest hit. Oh, no. Damn, is that Mario's best song? Now, what do you say? Is that Mario's best song? That's his... I'm pretty sure it's one of his only songs. Yeah, right.

Okay. Well, then I'm definitely not voting for him. I'm voting for Justin Timberlake. That is peak Justin Timberlake, that song. So that's my vote. I am voting... You know who doesn't have better songs? Nico and Vince. I'm voting for Nico and Vincelake. That is peak Justin Timberlake, that song. So that's my vote. I am voting. You know who doesn't have better songs? Nico and Vince.

I'm voting for Nico and Vince. Am I right? Are you? Yeah, I quite liked it. It was a vibe. Let's go to the split vote. And just for fun, let's give it to Ella. What's the winner?

Oh my gosh. I know. What's the winner of Birthday Banger today, Ella? Goes around, around, around. That one. Justin Timberlake? Yeah. Claudia's gutted.

I was with three on that. It goes nowhere. Ella likes it so much she can't even name it. She didn't even know who it was by. Who sings it again? Justin Timberlake. Justin Bieber. Linda, you just won birthday banger.

Congratulations. Thank you very much. My daughter's stuck. Yay. Enjoy your walk. Have a great weekend. It's ZM. Brie and Clint.

This next prank that we want to do, we are only doing it if... No, no, no. We do not. We do not. We didn't come up with this. We have nothing to do with the creation of this hideous prank. Mum, this has been your idea, your baby. You have called me this afternoon and said you want to do this

to your lovely older sister. Oh, well, look, come on. She's been going on and on about where she'd spend the money and who'd she give it to and there was never a mention of me getting a cent. Give us the details, Mum. What's the idea? What's the prank on your sister, Shirley? Well, the prank is what I thought is that the $2 million went and on the Powerball... The $200 million.

$200 million. $200 million. Sorry, yeah, I better get that right. Jeez. And so half of it has been claimed and the other half is a South East Queenslander. Now, Cheryl buys the ticket religiously. Oh, mum.

And I thought, oh, yes, siree, Bob, let's get her today. So someone hasn't come forward who's won the $100 million. We have a person here at ZM who is Australian. So it's going to match up. They could pose as someone from the lottery but we're only doing this because you've told us to. If you tell us to do it, Di.

Absolutely. This is so mean. Go for it. Alright, we've got Toddy standing by. He's going to pretend to be from the Australian Lotto Commission. I don't even know what it's called. I remember Todd from before. Mum, Mum, Mum, how much control over this do you want?

Are you ready? Okay, we're going to put the call into your older sister now. Here we go. Hello? Hello there. It's Terry Ball here calling from Australian Lotteries. I've been given this number and I'm trying to speak with, is it Shirley Ann?

Shirley Ann Page? That's me, mister. Look, it's a bit of an odd one. I'm from the Australian Lotteries Commission and I don't want to jump to any conclusions, but I'm the bloke that normally phones up and gives people good news about the, be it Lotto, Powerball and other ones.

We do them all. And we've got a situation here and I've been talking with the news agency that sold the winning, there's two, Powerball tickets. So we know where this ticket was bought. It was in Stanthorpe. And I'm just wondering if Shirley's there, Shirley Ann Page, is she there? I am. Yeah, well, I did see one, yes.

We think this could be the one. I did go in there, yeah. I've got a Powerball one here. How? Just read the ticket number. Right, that's 15-088-061. Look, I'm going to call upon my assistant. I think we've got some news for you.

I want you to prepare, emotionally prepare if your husband's there because I'm going to hand over to my assistant. I think we've got some news for you. I want you to prepare, emotionally prepare if your husband's there because I'm going to hand over to my assistant, Betty. Betty, can you pick it up from here? Betty's on the line because I'm just going to verify that. Shirley Ann Page, I can congratulate you. You've won the Powerball!

That's Brianna. Brianna, you're a bugger. Hi, Cheryl, Cheryl. You are a bugger. Say hello to one of my bosses, Todd. He did a fantastic job. Shirley, I am going to hell for that.

I apologise. I'm sitting here. That's Terry Ball. That's Terry Ball from the Australian Lotto Commission, Shirley. Shirley, you know the worst bit about this? Oh, my God. Because you can be angry at Bree all you want. It's your sister, Di, who put this whole thing together.

She called Bree and said, you have to call Shirley today and tell her she's won the $100 million. He's not lying, Shirley. Well, how is it that I do every now and again put it in and it did work in one way and that's how it did. And I knew that one person hadn't been found, it was South East Queensland. The good news is, Cheryl, you haven't won the $100 million,

but you have won this joyous memory we've just created. Thank you. It's prous memory we've just created. Thank you. It's priceless. It's priceless. Money can't buy. Money can't buy. I honestly started to think you might have been... Go pour yourselves a buttery shard and have a sit down, all right?

Well, I don't need $100 million anyway. No, who does? Yeah, no, who does? Who does? Okay, Cheryl, you're a great sport. Thank you. Love you guys. Have a good day. Buggy-us. See you at Christmas if I'm still invited. Buggy-us. Bye.

Big Cheryl. Oh my god, Toddy, that was almost too good from you. God, hell. Yeah, that was awful, mate. That was a horrible idea from you, Toddy. Terrible. Bree and Clint. I said before, and you accused me of clickbait, but it's not. There's a certain type of cheese

that is on the brink of extinction. Is this real? It's real. Why is it on the brink of extinction? The New Zealand Herald has reported that some of the world's favourite cheeses could soon go extinct unless science can find a way to save the mould that creates those cheeses.

What? The cheeses that are at risk are Camembert and Brie. Oh my god, I'm going to go extinct. Yeah, exactly right. I knew this would strike close to home for you. I was named after that cheese. We know. Two cheeses

that are never missed off a platter. No, they're the most popular on a platter. I call them drinking cheeses. They're the go-to. Because they're always put out. They're the ones that make you poo your pants the most. Do they?

Yeah, soft cheeses. Okay, they've never made me poo my pants. Yeah, neither. The French National Centre for Scientific Research has found that the strain of penicillin mould used in the production of those soft cheeses is losing its ability to reproduce itself.

It's a fungus and it's asexual. It reproduces itself by cloning itself, but because we've relied on the same narrow strain to make all of these cheeses and we mass produce them now, it's gone into a genetic dead end.

We've thrashed this one asexual strain of mould so much that it's almost too inbred to function. Isn't that wild? The cheese is inbred? The penicillin mould, the bacteria that creates the cheese, yeah. What the hell? It's the same as It's the same as antibiotics Because we're

Punishing the same strain Of antibiotic So much That eventually The things we use Antibiotics will become Resistant to it And eventually

This stuff won't be able To make cheese anymore Blue cheese is also Under threat What do you mean? You just said Camembert and Brie Why are you putting

Blue cheese in there now? It's a similar situation Blue cheese is at risk But it's much worse For Camembert and Brie. Why are you putting blue cheese in there now? It's a similar situation. Blue cheese is at risk, but it's much worse for Camembert, which they said is already on the verge of extinction. Isn't that wild? I'm going to go buy all the Camembert I can and freeze it. Oh, yeah? And then I'll sell it on eBay.

Yeah. You should go and buy Camembert from one supermarket and Camembert from another supermarket and then try and make them breed together. Because hopefully if you buy... Breed. Breed. Hopefully you've diversified the gene pool.

If a type of cheese had to go extinct, what type of cheese could you live without? Like if you had to sacrifice a cheese. I need to think about this because this is quite serious question for me. I know what it is for you. What is it for me? Hello me. Oh, I don't know if it is. I feel like there's

ones that are at least halloumi has a point of difference about it. Like it's not my favourite. Claudia, what's the cheese for you? If one type of cheese had to go out stink, what would it be? Goat's cheese. What? Feta. No, not, cow's feta. I love

goat's cheese. Goat milk just... Tastes like, you know... Okay, all right. Is it worth asking Ella? She's vegan. Yeah, but she would have eaten cheese in her life before she became...

Ella? Yeah, anything with mould in it. That's disgusting. Okay, that's cheese. Good, see ya. Wait, what? Cheese is mould. Yeah.

All of it. Yeah, basically, yeah. What about blue cheese specifically? Yeah. Yeah, yuck. is mould. Yeah. All of it. Yeah, basically, yeah. What about blue cheese specifically? Yeah. Yeah, yuck. That's got mould on it. Okay. Why, what?

What would you, what would it be for you? Mozzarella. What? What? Mozzarella. Why do we need mozzarella when we've got burrata? You know? Oh, they're very different.

Nah, but they're the same. No, they're not. Burrata's better than mozzarella. I love burrata. You can have burrata on a pizza, though. No, burrata will make it soggy. Mozzarella's kind of flavourless. Yeah, it is, but there's...

It's delicious. What would you put on pizzas? What would you put on lasagnas? What would you put on... I mean, it doesn't go in pastas. On a cracker with basil and tomato. What every New Zealander puts on their pizza and lasagna, just some grated Colby.

Oh, my God. The pizza blend in a bag. As long as grated Colby doesn't go extinct, we'll be fine down here in New Zealand. Mozzarella is probably like one of the oldest cheeses that goes back to a time when the Italian, like mozzarella, you can't get rid of mozzarella. Okay, well, mozzarella's fine.

Did you pick a cheese? I can't. I pick them between my children. Right. Okay. You're taking this cheese conversation very, very seriously. I know the cheese that if I had to pick my children. Right. Okay. You're taking this cheese conversation very, very seriously. I know the cheese that if I had to pick one cheese, like if they were like, we're taking all the cheeses away.

Oh, the one cheese to keep? Yeah. Parmesan. Really? That's a good one. Yep. It's the best cheese. It's so tiny.

It's the most elite. Can you have it on a cracker? That's what's going to be my question for you. Mate, absolutely you can. Can you? It's rock hard. It's a most elite. Can you have it on a cracker? That's what's going to be my question for you. Mate, absolutely you can. Can you? It's rock hard. It's a bit too much. Mate, you need to open your horizons.

There's many different types of Parmesan. Well, this long weekend, go and get your camembert and your brie and savour it. Take a selfie with your wheel of brie because it could be the last time. Stockpile it too. That's the one. Like COVID. Like toilet paper during COVID. Brie and Clint.

And that's it, baby. Time for a long, long weekend because we're taking the Monday off. I hope everybody's taking the Monday off. I know not everybody can take the Monday off, but if you can, I hope you did. You were talking very fast there. Are you excited to get out of here? Hell yeah. It's also my wedding anniversary.

Oh, that's why you're excited to get out of here? So, yeah. Nah, sixth wedding anniversary. Nothing, that's why you're excited to get out of here. So, yeah. Nah, sixth wedding anniversary, nothing like that. Oh. Takeaways. What takeaways are you getting? It's a place by us in West Auckland, Shaddaa. Hashtag not sponsored.

It's called Baywalk. Like Baywatch, but it's Baywalk. Yeah. So good. What do they do? Asian food. I don't even know. It's Korean.

Korean food. Korean takeaways. It's so good. God, I love takeaways on a Friday. Nothing better. We're going to have a long weekend, so whatever you're doing. What are you doing? You're going to the beach.

Yeah, I'm going to the Coromandel. I can't wait because I didn't get to go to the beach all Christmas holidays. Yeah. So I can't wait for four days in the Coromandel. Enjoy that traffic. That'll be good. I'm going tomorrow morning. Not now.

You'll be fine. You'll be sweet. You'll be fine. They fixed the road. I'm going to see Kevin MacLeod speak from Grand Designs. Cool. No, I actually do Really love that show

Would I buy tickets To go see him speak Not for me But everyone's different Yeah so shut up I'm sure It'll be fantastic Have a great weekend

We'll catch you guys Back on Monday On the Brian Clint show Bye bye Bye guys show bye bye bye guys