ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 2nd July 2021

Episode Date: July 2, 2021

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Friday podcast it's Friday then it's Saturday Sunday what and for a lot of people listening it'll still be Thursday so hello from the future don't come you think COVID's bad you wait till you get to Friday there's something waiting for you around the corner which is even worse. Way to keep it light on a Friday. Woo! To be completely honest with you guys, we're recording this on a Thursday because right now we'll be heading to our Birthday Banger live party in Christchurch. So let's do an international Birthday Banger.

It's my birthday. It's my birthday. It's Brian Clint's Birthday Banger. The podcast. Yeah! This is where you tell us your birthday On our Bree and Clint Podcast Family Private Facebook group Which you can join And slowly but surely We get it through people

From all around the world Alright We're kicking it off With Kevin S. Albright From Philadelphia, Pennsylvania In America Is that Philly? That's Philly, eh? Philly That's where the Fresh Prince is from It is S. Albright from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania in America. Is that Philly? That's Philly, eh?

Philly. That's where the Fresh Prince is from. It is. Kevin was born on the 1st of October 1989, so he was 16 in 2005 on the 1st of October. And here's his birthday back. I ain't singing, she a gold digger. But she ain't messing with no broke, broke. Now I ain't singing, she a gold digger. How many times do you think you've heard this song in your life? It's his birthday back home.

How many times do you think you've heard this song in your life? Lots. Ah, lots. Still like it, though. You're a classic. Okay, we're going to do Ryan Pickton from North Western New South Wales in Australia. Ah, Ryan. You were born on the 25th of November 1995, so you were 16 in 2011. And on the 25th of November in 2011, this was number one. Speaking of New South Wales and LMFAO, I once saw Red Fu in Pitt Street Mall

in Sydney. He's doing a pop-up shop to sell his singlets and his sunglasses. He was a definite vibe. He pretty much like settled down

in Australia for a few years. Was he on? He was a judge on X Factor. X Factor, yeah. And yeah, pretty much lived in Aussie

for quite a long time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Him and, people do that, eh? There's stars who just go, I'm now bigger here than I am anywhere else. Mel B was another one. Yeah. She lived in Australia for ages. Who did we get?

I feel like we had someone here. They're like, you know, I'm going to New Zealand. Oh, do you remember Michael Barrymore? He came here for a bit. Is that Drew's brother? Nah. He's kind of like the original Graham Norton. No idea who that is.

Yeah, right. Well, that's why we got him. Oh, right. Gotcha. Let's finish with Tristan Mole from Hall's Head in Western Australia. Tristan Mole. Maybe. Oh, yeah.

It could be Mole. Mole. Or Mole. Mole's fancy. Let's go with Mole. Two Western Australian people, which is cool. Shout out to the WA people. Tristan was born on the 3rd of November 1989,

so he was 16 in 2005. And Tristan, here's your birthday back. Wait, is North Western New South Wales, is that Western Australia? Oh, no. Sorry. I don't know my Australian geography, but I was like, wait, really? North Western New South Wales Is that Western Australia? Oh no Sorry I don't know my Australian geography But I was like wait really?

My brain is dyslexic I just saw North West And thought of Western Australia No it's in New South Wales I've never been to North Western New South Wales though This song came out in 2005 as well That's when Gold Digger came out

And neither of these songs Have stopped being played On repeat since that year. 2005, big year for these songs. Which one do you think has been more overplayed? Hey Ya or Gold Digger? Ooh. Yeah, that's tough. Right?

Probably about the same, same. Yeah. For that reason, I'm voting for LMFAO today. Same. Yeah. I'm sexy and I know it. Let's do it. Let's do it.

Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. As much as we can. All right, guys. That's it. We're off for a week, by the way. There'll be no Brian Clint.

No Brian Clint podcast for a week. Nothing. And then when we come back, we're going to be filling in for the guys in the morning. But you'll still get a podcast. You'll get the same podcast. But it'll be uploaded earlier in the day, right, Ben? Yeah.

And you'll hear people who have been awake since 4 o'clock in the morning. So how's that going to go? That's going to be quite an interesting time either way stay safe we'll see you guys in a week's time bye i work out girl look at that body let it wait until the drop look at that body I walk in the spot. This is what I see. Everybody stops and is staring at me. I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it. I'm sexy and I know it. Bye, everybody. Brie and Clint.

Hey, Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two... What a way to start the weekend! Kia ora, everybody. Welcome to the show. It's Brie and Clint. We're live from Christchurch right now. That is funny.

Yeah. That he's trying to beat Bezos to space. Did you hear that? That is salty air. So it's a billionaire boys club race to space. Did you hear that? That is salty. So it's a billionaire boys club race to space. Richard Branson has announced he's going to try and beat Bezos to space by nine days. Because when I think about flying to space on the first ever commercial mission, I like my missions to be rushed.

That's what I like. Same. I like to go. I'm definitely booking on that one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you also see Jeff Bezos? He is taking a woman who got denied being an astronaut. Is he? I'm pretty sure I read that.

Right. Trying to obviously get some good PR. Yeah, well, check why she got denied first. What if she's a flight risk? You know? Oh, well, I doubt that she is. What if NASA's like, bro, we denied her for a reason? She's risky.

If Bezos can go to space, a denied female astronaut, I think, will be fine. It's a brave new world. Today, we're live from Christchurch because our Birthday Banger Live party's going down at the Carlton Bar tonight from 7 o'clock. That's free to come along. We've filled all our Birthday Banger spots, but you can come and have a beer or a white wine spritzer, whatever you're into, and have a good night with us. Your drink of choice. There'll be a good playlist, hopefully,

and we'd love to see you there. Yeah, that'll be great. No box today, because we gave away $20,000 yesterday. I know. Alicia picked up the $20,000 with the word open. Take the day off today, eh? You wouldn't have gone to work today.

Yeah. Surely. I feel like people, a lot of people got their lives back today. Oh, because they've escaped the box. Yeah, because they were so entranced with getting this thing open. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you can go back to your normal life today. We're going to start the show, as we always do, with Tradie vs. Lady.

There's $50 cash up for grabs right now, thanks to our mates at KFC. If you back your general knowledge and you want to go head-to-head with someone, give us a call right now. 0800 DIAL ZM, and we'll put you head-to-head with someone else. Bree and Clint. ZM, Bree and Clint, Friday Jams. That's Nelly Furtado and Maneater. Time for Tradie vs. Lady.

Bree and Clint. Tradie vs. Lady. All right, the Tradies versus the ladies. Who can take it out in a trivia-based quiz? 50 bucks up for grabs, all thanks to KFC. Our lady today is from Whanganui. Her name is Monica. Welcome to Tradie vs Lady, Monica.

Hi, Monica. How are you going? How's your Friday? Thank you. Good. That's good. Good to hear. You'll be taking on our tradie today.

He's an earth worker. He's from Dartfield and his name's Rhys. G'day, Rhys. G'day, Rhys. Rhys. Earth to Rhys. Hello. There he is.

G'day, Rhys. Welcome to the show. Rhys, your buzzer is tradie. Monica, your buzzer is lady. First to get three correct answers is taking home 50 bucks cash for the weekend. Thanks to KFC. Good luck. Here we go. Question number one. The famous Ramsey

Street is from which Aussie soap opera? Tradie. Rees. Just. Home and Away? Oh, it's a good stab. There's only two, pretty much. It's the other one.

Do you want to have a guess, Monica? Yes, Neighbours. Neighbours is correct. Ramsey Street. Are there any more? Soaps. I mean, Water Rats. No.

No, that's not a soap. Pack to the rafters. But I mean, Water Rats, great show. Oh, Water Rats. They should bring it back. Jay LaGuardia, the goat. Yeah, I mean, amazing. Okay, one to the trainees. Let's keep going. No, one to the rafters But I mean Water Rats Great show Oh Water Rats They should bring it back Jay LaGuardia The Goats Yeah I mean

Amazing Alright One to the tradies Let's keep going No one to the ladies One to the ladies Question number two A judge has denied

Brittany's request To have her father Removed from her Conservatorship Speaking of judges Name a famous judge Cody Yes Rhys

Judge Judy Yeah Now that is a goat. We would have also accepted Judge Dredd, and after that I didn't have any more judges. Yeah, but she's the most famous. Yeah, she's the most famous. All right, one apiece.

Question number three. We are live from Christchurch today for our Birthday Banger live party at the Carlton Bar. Is the temperature here currently a chilly 5 degrees, a mild 11 degrees, or a balmy 15 degrees? Lady. Yes, Monica. Take a stab.

5 degrees? No, it's a bit warmer than that. Do you want to have a guess, Rhys? 11 degrees. 11 degrees is correct. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. Question number four. Name one of the chases off the UK's The Chase.

Katie. Yes, Rhys, for the win. The Beast. The Beast is correct. Well done, Rhys. You've just won yourself $50 cash for the weekend. Spend it wisely, my friends. Nice work.

Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Friday. Let's go. Love Rhys. How good. Okay, coming up on the show.

Oh, this is interesting. We're going to talk about gifted kids. There's some really gifted children that are going to make all of us feel real bad about ourselves. Friday Jam, ZM. Bree and Clint. ZM, Bree and Clint. That's Friday Jam from Justin Timberlake.

Sexy Backward Life from Christchurch today. There's a dog in the studio. Oh, I know. Her name is Aroha and she is adorable. She's so cute. She's 14. Is that dog 14? She's a 14-year-old Westie.

She looks good for 14. She's very cute. She looks like, if you want to imagine what she looks like, picture the dog off the Fancy Feast can. Yeah, that's what she looks like. Exactly what she looks like. Very cute. I want to talk about gifted children for a second.

Have you been gifted one? No, not recently. I'm on the list, PayPal. Always ask before you gift someone a child. Yeah. Because they don't always want them. Sometimes gifting your firstborn isn't a good idea. No, gifted kids. Thanks, I love it.

Because I saw two articles separate, totally separate today, which I was looking at and thinking to myself, wow, I really sucked as a kid. People come up in the news and make you feel like this all the time. Love her. Lord makes you feel sucked as a kid. People come up in the news and make you feel like this all the time. Yeah.

Love her. Lord makes you feel like a useless kid. I mean, she was obviously a prodigy from when she was three. Love her. Lydia Coe makes me feel like I was a useless kid. Another one. Like, how are these people so talented when they're so young? Keisha Castle-Hughes, love her, but made me feel,

and I was a thespian as well. We was my Academy Awards. Mate, you're not a thespian. We've talked about this. I was a thespian as well. Where was my Academy Awards? Mate, you're not a thespian. We've talked about this. I was a thespian. No, you were something else that sounds like it. Is that me or...? A kid has become

a grandmaster in chess. The youngest person to ever become a grandmaster. And if you don't know much about chess then you should watch The Queen's Gambit. That'll teach you a bit about chess. A grandmaster. And if you don't know much about chess, then you should watch The Queen's Gambit. That'll teach you a bit about chess. A grandmaster, to be a grandmaster, you have to possess like a really superior level of intelligence, right?

Well, they say it's crazy how smart you have to be to be playing chess on that kind of level. And they earn a lot of money. And this kid, who is just 12 years and four months and 25 days old, has become the youngest grandmaster ever. Did you say 12? 12. What were you doing at 12? Getting a rat's tail.

No. Or an earring. No, I was training my hair to grow so I could have a centre part. Oh, cool. I was trying to get curtains. Yeah, right, to look like Nick Carter from The Backstreet Boys. Yeah, and dyeing them blonde. Yeah, nice. How come you still look like him?

Because I trained my hair that well. Gotcha. This kid's name is Abhimanu Mishra and he's crazy. Like, he's the youngest person ever to do it. You get a brilliant, clint-standing ovation.

Congratulations. Incredible kid. That was the first one I saw. I thought, well done. I can get behind this. Amazing efforts. You're probably earning your parents a lot of money.

We're proud. We're not jealous. We're proud of you. No, you're not jealous. And then I came across one of the youngest Olympians to ever go to a Summer Olympics. Right.

And her name is Sky Brown and she is just 13 and 11 days old and she will be competing at the Tokyo Games. In what? She will be competing. What do you think she'd be competing in? Gymnastics. Oh, yeah, that's a good guess. No, she's competing in skateboarding.

Oh, is this skateboarding at the Olympics? Yeah, it's been put in now. Damn. Which is cool. I wish they had rollerblading at the Olympics when I was 13. Mate, you would not have been anywhere close. No, but I would have tried. I would have given it a go.

Yeah. Anyway, she earned her spot after winning a bronze medal at the 2019 World Championships. It's crazy. That is so cool. So cool. Most of the other people she's competing against are like 14 and 15. Yeah.

Do you think they... You know why? Why? You know why I think they're that young? Why? Because they don't have the capacity to think about how hurt they can get. And it's not that big a deal to them. They're like...

They just bounce.'ll just do it. Yeah, they bounce back up. Not so much for the kids, but do you think they forego the drug testing for the skateboarding at the Olympics? Not for steroids, more for like the, you know. The reefer. Yeah.

Although, is that performance enhancing? I don't know. Probably is when it comes to skateboarding. Well, it depends, yeah. It makes you more relaxed. I want to ask people this afternoon, were you not gifted as a kid at all? Oh, ungifted children. Like ungifted as a kid, you had no talents, you didn't achieve anything,

but then you brought it back in adulthood. You did some real good stuff when you became an adult. Like maybe you were. You won the mixed netball championship at your local YMCA. Yep, but as a kid you couldn't even make the starting... What is the netball team called? First...

I definitely was in the netball team. First seven? How many were you in netball for? Is it first seven? Did you fail NCEA maths and then you became an accountant? Yeah, how did you bring it back in adulthood? We'd love to hear your stories this afternoon.

0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. Make us feel good. Where are the ungifted children at this afternoon? Give us a call. We'll talk to you after example on ZM. Bree and Clint. ZM, Bree and Clint. Brianna and Drake, Friday Jams.

That's What's My Name. We're live from Christchurch today, ahead of our Birthday Banger Live party tonight. We're talking super gifted children after one kid has become the youngest grandmaster in chess ever. Insane. At just 12 years and four months. And there's also another girl

who's going to be the country's youngest ever Olympian to go to the Summer Olympics in Tokyo, where she's just 13 and she will be competing in the skateboarding. Fully sick, man. How cool that it's a girl as well. I love it. So cool. We want to talk this afternoon not to gifted kids.

We want to talk to thoroughly ungifted children. But you made it work. You went on to make something of yourself, even though originally you sucked. Yeah, give us hope. Because I'm still waiting. I'm still waiting. Let's get Antoinette on.

Hi, Antoinette. Hi, Antoinette. Hi, Antonia, is it? Oh, Antonia. Oh, Antonia, sorry. No worries. Hello. What were you particularly ungifted at as a child?

So in sixth form, I absolutely bombed out. I got the lowest of my year for biology. Oh, yeah. I was actually a really crap student, made my teacher cry. Yeah. And what are you doing now? So now I'm an environmental planner, and biology was actually my second major at uni,

and I had an A average. What? How the hell do you turn something like that around? I think I was just a teenager that didn't enjoy being taught at high school, but I didn't know I could actually do it. You know, when you're like, you know, you're too cool for school. Yeah. You literally rebelled against your own results. You're like, you know, you're too cool for school. Yeah. You literally rebelled

against your own results. You're like, screw me, I'll show me. Yeah. Take that, younger me. Very good. Okay, thank you for calling. Let's talk to Stefan. Stefan, what were you ungifted at as a child? Hey, guys. So, basically, when I was all the way through

school, I was the guy who was hiding in the bushes, avoiding PE at all costs. Oh, right, right, right. Oh, yeah, where you're like, oh, sorry, sir, I've forgotten my PE uniform. Can't do PE today. Yep, that's the one. That's the one. Okay, and what are you now?

What have you gone on to do? So I run ultramarathons now. Hey. That. Do you know what a... Stefan, explain to people listening if they might not know what an ultramarathon is. So an

ultramarathon is anything longer than 42.2 kilometres. So the ones that I do are around about 100 miles, so 160km. You can run for 160km without stopping? Oh, I wouldn't say without stopping, but I can run 160km, yes. In a day?

My fastest time is about 30 hours. Oh, far out. That is insane, Stefan. Right, okay, maybe more people should skip PE. All right, good work, man. Let's talk to Michaela. Hi, Michaela. Hi, Michaela.

Hello. What were you really ungifted at as a kid but you're quite good at now? Pretty much everything to do with sports. Very uncoordinated. Yeah. Couldn't catch people if I tried. Right. And what are you now?

I'm now competing in bodybuilding, and I'm attempting to get my pro card. I've won titles for Bikini Junior Champion. Yeah, so my goal is to eventually one day get to the Olympia, but I've only been doing it for a couple of years. Michaela, obviously as a kid you said, you know, you weren't very talented in the sporting area. What made you get into it, like bodybuilding and all that kind of stuff afterwards?

I had a heartbreak. Oh, interesting. Wow, and you're still going with that. I love that. Hey, Michaela, you turned lemons into lemonade. What did you have for lunch, Michaela? I haven't had lunch yet, but I'm about to have six eggs and some spinach. And some chicken breast for dinner.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Protein. I love that, Michaela. Awesome work. There you go. There's hope for everyone out there. Maybe you were a failure as a kid. There's still time.

There's still time. I'm still hopeful, Clint. I'm still waiting. We'll get Dean McCarthy on the line next. He's got the latest for us straight after this. Bree and Clint, ZM. Bree and Clint. ZM, Bree and Clint.

Friday Jams, it's the Black Eyed Peas and I Got a Feeling. Please, everyone, locate your exits right now. And please pay attention as we go through the in-flight emergency service video. Nothing more punishing than a long, trying to be funny safety video. Just tell me how my gosh damn seatbelt works and give me my cassava chips. Clint says he goes to sleep before the safety video comes on. No. I watch it on YouTube before I board.

And then you said, I've seen it before. It's the same stuff over and over. Why are they so long now? And then I said, that's the same with the snacks. Today's in-flight snack service will either be a cookie time cookie or a packet of Mexicano corn chips. This is me. This is me working in upper management for an airline.

Guys, you know what's going to make people pay attention to the safety elements of this flight? Wrapping. Yeah. Let's get some wrappers on there. I love it. But we're not talking about that because we are very lucky and they're a very good service.

And I always pick the Mexicano chips because they're delightful. A list has been released, though, about celebrities who have admitted to joining what I'm calling the In-Flight Gardening Club. I know that people will know it as a different name, but they've changed the name. It's now the In-Flight Gardening Club. The exits are here, here and here. Interestingly, they're also the entry points in this conversation. They're the same.

Masks may drop from the ceiling if you do need oxygen at any point. If you're kinky. Yes. Do you want to know who has made the list for the In-Flight Gardening Club? So these are famous people who have admitted to being in it. Well, actually, you know what?

Let's make it fun. I'm going to make it a game. Right. I'm going to say a celebrity's name and then Clinton Roberts, you're going to tell me whether you think that that celebrity has admitted to joining the In-Flight Gardening Club. So they might have joined it, but they might not have admitted

or they have joined it and they've admitted. Okay, cool. Okay. Celebrity number one, Australian model Miranda Kerr. Nah, she's too clean cut. Wrong. Miranda Kerr admitted to joining the in-flight gardening club. She also, no, I can't say that on radio, but put it this way,

she said she's definitely got her badge of honour in the air. She's got her wings. Yes. Was it with Speegs from Snapchat? She didn't say. She didn't say. Right. She didn't mention. Okay, Miranda Kerr's in the In-Flight Gardening Club.

Who else? Give me another one. She is. Let's go with celebrity number two, Chris and Caitlyn Jenner. Yeah, they're in there. Yep. You're right. They are in there.

They were married to each other for more than 15 years and they have both admitted to doing it with each other. Oh, not with other people. Well, I don't know, but they've said yes. They have gardened together on a flight. Good for them. Celebrity number three, have they joined the in-flight gardening club? Channing Tatum.

Yes, he has. I don't know if he has, but he hasn't admitted to it. But I'd say yeah. I mean, magic, Mike. Yeah. You know, he'd be making some magic. Surely. In the airwaves.

I'm sure. Okay, give me another one and then I've got a theory. Okay, cool. What about Brad Pitt? Brad Pitt has, but he hasn't admitted to it. Correct. Snakes on a plane, he has never admitted, but we're assuming.

What about Kim Kardashian? Uh, ooh. Um, no. No, she's not admitted to being part of the In-Flight Gardening Club. Wrong. She has, although she didn't say who she has joined the In-Flight Gardening Club with. I'll move right past that. What about ex-Victoria Secret model Cara Delevingne?

Yes, Cara Delevingne. She said, yes, I've actually joined the in-flight gardening club many, many times. Okay, you ready to hear my theory on this? I've got one more person. Okay, yeah. And then, because this one's quite interesting. Yes or no to the in-flight gardening club for...

Helen Clark. She's not on the list. We don't know. On an Air Force Orion. We don't know. She would have been on... Heading to Antarctica. She would have been on a lot of private planes. What about Liam Neeson? Oh, I don't want to.

Do people find Liam Neeson hot? I think he's hot. Right, okay. Then I'll say yes. He's a bit of me. Yes, he has admitted in a press conference in 2014 that I joined the in-flight gardening club many years ago. Someone got taken on a plane.

Yep. There were snakes on a plane too. Here's my theory on famous people admitting they're in the in-flight gardening club. Yes. Doesn't count because they fly private. There's no risk element. If you booked the flight and you've chosen all the people who are on board, who's going to get angry at you for heading to the toilets?

You probably don't even need to head to the toilet. You probably do it right there in your seat because you paid for the whole plane. Yeah, but. So Liam Neeson, call me when you're having to sneak to the back of a Jetstar flight and pile yourself into a cubicle without the family sitting in front of the cubicle seeing you going into it. It feels like you're triggered. When was this moment that happened to you? I've never had that moment, have I?

Because I've never flown private. Right, right. Just only Koru Club. Yeah, that doesn't count. That doesn't count. Hang on, wait. Does it count if you do it in the Koru Club? Absolutely not.

And it will upstate in court as well if they ask anyone. I want to ask people, though, this afternoon. You can remain anonymous. We're all friends here. Have you ever joined the In-Flight Gardening Club? Ooh. 0800 DIAL ZM, or you can text us on 9696. Have you joined the club in the air?

Mm. You know the club. Without saying the club, you know the club. Yes. You know the club. Do you know the club? I think I know what we're talking about. Are you in the club in the air. You know the club. Without saying the club, you know the club. Yes. You know the club. Do you know the club? I think I know what we're talking about. Are you in the club?

Absolutely not. We'll talk about it next. Bree and Clint. It's Bree and Clint. It's in Bree and Clint. Friday Jams, there's Outkast and Hiya. We're live from Christchurch. Our birthday banger live party is going down tonight

at the Carlton Bar because it's going to be a good time. But we flew down here today, Brie. We did. And where my mind goes every time I'm on a flight is I wish I could recline my seat on a domestic flight. That's what I always think. But if you do that, not cool, man. No. Not cool.

No, not on a domestic flight. Not on a domestic. I feel like, you know, you need to suck it up. Anything less than two hours, you don't get to recline your seat. Yeah, but you can recline other things, and that's why we're talking about in-flight gardening. Celebrity list has been released about who and who hasn't joined the in-flight gardening club, and a lot of celebrities on the list who have admitted to joining the

club. Yeah, we think it's cheating because they've done it on a private plane. Yeah, it doesn't count. We need to talk to the people, the real grassroots members of the in-flight gardening club, people who have done it on commercial flights, you know? Yeah. Someone's already texted in to say that their 10-year-old just asked them

if they're a member of the in-flight gardening club because they love gardening so much. Yes, well, that's a good point. And you should join if you do love plants because indoor plants are cool. Obviously, we're using a code word. If you know this show, you'll know what indoor gardening means. Someone else said, I thought you guys were talking about smoking marijuana. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

But after listening more, somehow I think I was wrong. You picked it up, no. I feel like you'd get in more trouble for smoking marijuana on a flight than what indoor gardening actually means. But I feel like you could get in a lot of trouble. We've got someone on the phone who's called through. Anonymous, have you joined the In-Flight Gardening Club? Hey, how are you? Yes, have you joined the In-Flight Gardening Club? Hey, how are you?

Yes, I have joined the In-Flight Gardening Club. How long ago was this, Anonymous? It was a wee while ago now. I have gardened more than once. Really? Yep. So I've grown a few roses and tended to... Yeah.

The secateurs have had a good threshing. Anonymous. Anonymous, rumour has it you're actually a pilot. Really? So does your gardening, does it take place up front in the cockpit or does it happen in the bathrooms? You weren't flying the plane at the time, were you? I won't comment on that.

You weren't flying passengers on the plane, were you? No, I wasn't. No, okay. All right, thank goodness. Right, right. Interesting. Would you recommend it or would you say not a good idea? You regret your decisions.

No, I would recommend it. I think everyone should go and play gardening. Does the altitude add anything to the gardening experience or is it merely a danger thing? It's good for gravity reasons, isn't it, Anonymous? You can add elements to it using manoeuvres. Well, if you're the pilot, you could, yeah. The plane could do all the work.

For your gardening, of course. Yes, yeah, obviously, you know. I'd be very surprised to hear from anyone who became a pilot who didn't do in-flight gardening at some point. Really? Is it rife amongst the aviation community? Yeah, I would think so. It happens a lot early in the career, I would say.

Yeah. A lot of people doing their training flights. It's not fascinating. Yeah, fascinating. There's no rules in that kind of altitude, apparently. There's someone on the text machine who apparently got caught joining the in-flight gardening club with their gardening partner who was a flight attendant.

They said they got banned for life from an airline and she got fired. Oh, no. So there you go. There's a reason not to join the in-flight gardening club. Surely you can't get it done if you're working. Like the rest of your cabin crew, they'd have to be in on it, right? They'd have to be like, okay, Sandra, it's your turn to do some gardening if you want to.

We'll turn a blind eye. Otherwise they'd know. They'd know. Yeah, you'd have to have, you know, partners in crime in the club. And the number of people who have texted in to say, yes, they're part of the club but are not willing to come on and talk is understandable but also interesting, isn't it? Yeah.

Do you think people, you know, are ashamed if they got caught? Because, I mean, that's embarrassing. The walk of shame back to your seat on a flight if you got caught indoor gardening. There's nowhere to go. In an airplane. There's nowhere to go. Yeah. You literally have to walk past.

Yeah. See, that's what I feel like really detours people because they're like, can you imagine how embarrassing? I have no aspirations to join that club. I don't mind if I'm boring, but I have no desire to join that. No desire. I don't even really care if I never join the vehicular gardening club. You know?

Fair enough. Someone on the text machine said, I wish to stay anonymous for obvious reasons. I was a flight attendant for many years and I joined the in-flight gardening club with a few passengers and other staff members of the crew. I tell you what, it'd be a hell of a lot easier these days with less people on the plane because of COVID.

Yeah, well, that's true. Right? That's very true. Thank you for your honesty this afternoon and to the people who have texted in to say they joined the Uniflight Gardening Club solo. Yuck! And hopefully the people who did, that there was not bad turbulence at the time.

Well maybe that would have helped. Bree and Clint. Zed and Bree and Clint. That's Estelle and Kanye West. It's American Boy for Friday Jams. Now, Bree, you and I have been doing this for a while. Yeah. Today is actually a special day, isn't it? It is a special day, Clint.

And I got a Facebook memory reminding me. And obviously we remembered. Well, you didn't need a Facebook memory. I didn't need a Facebook memory. I remembered. No, we we remembered. You didn't need a Facebook memory. I didn't need a Facebook memory. We just remembered. But I feel like, you know, it'd be good to see if someone very close to us, very close to this show remembers this special day.

It's a special day for Ross Boss as well. It is. So I reckon we put a call in to him right now and just check, you know. Let's check if he remembers the anniversary. We're not with him today. We're in Christchurch, so I assume he's celebrating without us. Yeah. Is that Ross Boss?

Hello, Ross. What moment are we celebrating? Well, that's the question we're calling to ask you. Is there anything that you would like to say to us today, Ross? You're in Christ's church to lie. I feel like I'm Ross's wife right now and I'm getting an insight as to when he's trying to

remember things. Absolutely. Generally she doesn't call me up with silly games. That's not true. I know Stacey very well and she does this all the time. Stay on topic, Ross. It's a special day. Is there anything you would like to say to us? We're going to be hurt if you don't

remember it. Is this your anniversary on air? Which anniversary? It feels like 40. I think... Three? Very good, Ross Boss. We managed to drag it out of you.

Obviously, it means a lot to you. Today is the third anniversary of the best day of your life, the day that you launched your favourite drive show, The Bree and Clint Show. Do you know what? It's actually pretty cute. My phone shows up photo memories, and the other day, like maybe yesterday even,

I showed up with a memory of three years ago of us in the studio having a photo because we're about to launch the show. Yeah. That's a bit cute. It is a bit cute but what's really depressing is I used to have black hair and then now it's pretty grey. So that's good. Your phone reminded you that it was our anniversary

and yet I don't see flowers. I don't see chocolates. I don't see champagne. I don't see wine. I don't see a card, I don't see anything from you. I definitely forgot that you're in Christchurch and they're definitely in the studio. Oh, okay, we'll take your word for it. Well, we were thinking we've actually got you a present for our three-year anniversary on air, Ross.

Let me guess, Whitney Houston. No, no, no, no, no. That's a birthday banger thing, man. Come on, you know it's better than that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I mean, it would be. But take your mind back, Ross.

I mean, three years ago today when we started this show, what did we play as the very first song of this show? I don't remember, but it was stupid. It wasn't stupid. It was fantastic. It was revolutionary for a top 40 radio station. And you loved it. Oh, I don't know.

Was it a Slippy Christmas? If you can remember it, we won't play it again right now. That's the deal. If you can remember... Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll give you's the deal. If you can remember. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll give you one guess, and if you can get it correct, we won't play the first song we ever played on The Brian Clint Show

three years ago today. Can I get, like, one, like, clue? No. Why not? I'll give you a clue. It's an older song. It's an older song. It's an older song. But like, give me something a little bit better than that.

Glee. Oh, that's too good of a clue. That was so good. I was actually stalling for time and I was going through your Google Drive with all your documents going back to 2018 trying to find it. You can't play Don't Stop Believing again. You're out of time. Sorry, Ross, you're out of time.

Sorry, you were just out of time. The song was Don't Stop Believing by Journey, and we're going to play it for the people right now. Ross, this is a tribute to ourselves from you via us. Happy anniversary, babe. We love you, Ross. I know you. I love you.

This is not a Friday jam, but it's a song ZM is pumping at the moment, I know you Brie and Clint This is not a Friday jam But it's a song ZM is pumping at the moment Which I don't think anyone knows the actual lyrics to Okay There's a line in this song And we're all singing it And it's on TikTok

And we're all doing it But does anyone actually know what the line says? Now in studio at the moment I've got Brie obviously And Anastasia's here as well Anastasia Yes You're well. Anastasia? Yes. You're both fans of Olivia Rodrigo? Yeah, she's great.

I love that song. Do you know the song Good For You? Absolutely. It's massive. It's awesome. Do you know what the hell she's saying here?

I do. The whole thing? The whole thing. She just says, Good for you You look happy and healthy Yeah After that

Play it again Leave it up Joel leave it up this time Good for you You look happy and healthy Not mean If you'd ever cared to ask Good for you

You don't know What they're all about Baby Like a dancer Wait wait wait Are you telling me You guys understood this song From Do you know Did you guys know What the lyrics are Oh no Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Are you telling me you guys understood this song from... Did you guys know what the lyrics are? Oh, no.

Producer Anastasia, dad's coming in. Okay, let's cut Gen Z out of it. I'm looking at you here. Oh, no. Just you, millennial. Okay. Just you, millennial. I know a bit of it.

If you're up there on your high horse, you know the words. Here you go. Here's Olivia Rodrigo, just the instrumental. You tell me what it says Okay Good for you You look happy and healthy Without me No

That's not it I'm with it Obviously It's good for me You look happy and healthy Without me No No?

That's the bit that I get lost after that She's like Good for you You look happy and healthy. Not me? Happy and healthy, not me, if you ever cared to ask. Yeah, because now you've Googled the lyrics. Without me, baby. God, I wish that I could do that.

Yeah, now you've got it because you've Googled the words. No, I haven't. You can't tell me. Help me, not me, but I have a cancer. What do you think it was? I have no idea what it said. God, I wish that I could do that. Leave me out on a ledge.

You just Googled the goddamn words. Hey, but how impressive was that? I didn't even know that you'd done that. Yeah, I know. I'm pretty good. Pretty crafty. Brie and Clint. And now it's time for Brie and Clint's most popular

segment. Friday Okie. I love Friday Okie. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Okie. Thanks, Brie and Clint. You've made my Friday again. Friday Okie. Brie's already mouthing the words not good. Thanks, Bree and Clint. You've made my Friday again. Friday-o-key!

Bree's already mouthing the words, not good. No, you know, you can tell when you haven't gone very well, when you cringe when you're listening and you just sang it. I find mine quite enjoyable. I feel like I'm progressing every week. I feel like you really rate yourself, and that's good. I feel like I need to take a leaf out of your book. Confidence is key.

But I feel like I just hear what's coming out of the speakers. This is our singing competition where we go head-to-head in a karaoke competition. We each spend 15 minutes with a professional audio engineer who, in his words, polishes turds for us. Yep, rolls them in glitter and then calls it a day. Too many old songs, so today we've got as new as possible. And for Friday Okie, Brie and I are about to sing the new Ed Sheeran song.

This is such a good song. It's a great song. It's interesting when, you know, if you hear a song, this came out when? Last week? Yes, one week ago today. One week ago today, which we've heard it a lot because we've played it a lot. A lot. But it's hard.

It's interesting when you hear a song for a long, long time, you kind of know how it goes. And I felt like when I got into the studio, I had no idea. It's too fresh, right? It's too fresh. Yeah, we're in the same boat, though. Yeah. So what you're about to hear is Bree and I both attempt this song.

Then we want five votes to decide who did the best Friday Oki. I chose the song, so the policy dictates I go first. Prepare for a testy blowout as I attempt Ed Sheeran's Bad Habits. Oh, I'm... I know where they are Give me another shot, here we go Way better Every time you come around

You know I can't say no Every time the sun goes down I let you take control I can feel the paradise before my world implodes And tonight had something wonderful

Was that good? Yeah, good. My bad habits lead to late nights Had something wonderful. Was that good? Yeah, good. My bad habits lead to late nights ending alone. Conversations with a stranger I barely know. Swearing this will be the last, but it probably won't. I got nothing left to lose or use or do. My bad habits lead to you. Ooze were a lot better than my ooze. Do you reckon the ooze were the hardest bet?

Yes, I do. And that falsetto in the middle. Pretty good, I thought. This is the thing. You take Ed Sheeran for granted. He's just so effortlessly good. He's just some guy on a guitar, but it's more than that. He has skills and subtle nuances.

His voice is incredible. It is. It's so good. But we're so oversaturated with it that we kind of take it for granted. Yeah. And then when you have to do it, you go. I didn't take it for granted when I was listening to yours just then. No, you missed it.

Yeah, I missed Ed Sheeran. Here's the thing, you've only heard mine, you're yet to hear Bree's and that's what Friday Okie is about. It's a singing competition. So has Bree got a better bad habits than me? Pray for me. The onus is on you to decide. Here we go, everybody.

Can I get an oh yeah? Oh yeah. Every time you come around you know I can't say no. Every time the sun goes down, I let you take control. I can feel the paradise before my world implodes. And tonight had something wonderful. Oh, my God. My bad habits lead to late nights ending alone.

Conversations with a stranger I barely know. Swearing this will be the last but it probably won't I got nothing left to lose or use Or do my bad habits lead to you? My bad habits lead to you My bad habits lead to you. Bad habits lead to you. Damn, the extended version.

Crushed it. Look, look, look, look, look. The texts aren't good. The texts aren't good. Oh, someone just said my son just put his fingers in his ears. Don't do that. Tell him you shouldn't put anything smaller than your fingers in his ears. Don't do that. Tell him you shouldn't put anything smaller than your elbow in your ears. Someone else said, not bad, Brie.

Give yourself some credit. I think you might have just scraped in this week listening to that. You reckon? I think so. I think between my testy blowouts and your ad lib, you might have just got there. But it's not up to us. No, I feel like it's going to be close. There's 50 KFC chicken dollars for someone who votes this afternoon

and offers the best bit of constructive feedback in Friday Oki. Someone on the text machine said, can someone put the cat out, please? We want five votes on the phone to decide who wins Friday Oki. Was it Bree or was it me?

The text is so funny. Someone said, nothing worse than when someone uses music as a weapon. Brie and Clint. For Friday Oaky. Welcome back to Friday Oaky, everybody. Our weekly singing competition where we've just gone head to head with an Ed Sheeran

banger. Absolute ripper from Ed Sheeran. It's only been out for a week where we've just gone head to head with an Ed Sheeran banger. Absolute ripper from Ed Sheeran. It's only been out for a week and we've already ruined it. Ruined it. We've paid tribute to it. We've elevated it. We've reinterpreted it and made it our own. Added some spice to it. Yes, a bit of zhuzh.

A bit of pizzazz. A bit of je ne sais quoi. My bad habits sounded like that. My bad habits sounded like this. And Brie, your bad habits sounded like this. I think it's that run that might win it for you this week. Don't call it a run. Don't call it a run. Run to the toilet.

We've got five votes, and that's who's going to pick the winner of Friday Okie. We'll start with Kelly. Hi, Kelly. Happy Friday. Hi. How good was that, right? How good were both of those versions?

I mean, it was something. Kelly, I love it. Don't insult us, but dodge and weave around it. Any feedback for us before you vote? Yeah. Your oohs sound a little short, but your chorus is pretty strong. Your first verse is pretty good.

Okay, does that mean you're voting for me this afternoon? I'm going to have to after hearing Bree's oohs. We'll take it. Oh, oh, oh. Thank you, Kelly. Thanks, Kelly. Thanks, Kel. Let's go to Alex.

Hi, Alex. Hi, Alex. Hi. Powerful position you're in this afternoon. Do you have some Fridayoke feedback for us first? Yes. It was amazing. Thank you, Alex.

Thank you so much. I appreciate that. The ooze. Have it. Who are you voting for this afternoon? Bree. Yes, my girl. Thanks, Alex.

What a piece. Thank you, Alex. Have a great weekend. Hannah's here. Hi, Hannah. Hi, Hans. Hannah, are you there? Hello. Hello, we've got you. Hannah, are you there? Hello.

Hello, we've got you. Hannah, could you tell the difference between the real Ed Sheeran and us this afternoon? Don't laugh, Hannah. We tried our best. We tried our best. What were your thoughts this week? I'm sorry, speechless. She's speechless. She's speechless.

Okay, just cast your vote. Who's your vote for, Hans? I'm sorry, but Brie, I'm going to have to go with Clint. Fair enough. Fair enough, Hannah. Wow. I may pull this one out of the fire. Thank you, Hannah.

Let's go to Lauren. Hi, Lauren. Hello, Lauren. Hi. What do you think? What were your thoughts on Friday Oaky this week? A plus for effort, I think. Yeah.

That's all we really want, Lauren. Yeah, and we can stop the rating there. That's fine. Who are you voting for? I'm going to have to go for Bree. The high notes at the end just really did it for me. Lauren, you've kept me in the game. I appreciate you, Lauren.

Thank you. Let's go to a man who holds all the power. Welcome to the show, Chachi. Chachi, great name. Any feedback? Yes. Can you hear me? Yes. Oh, Chachi. Hello, Chachi. Sorry to assume. What are your thoughts on Friday O'Keefe?

Yeah, I think, you know, men have an easier, because they've got a lower voice, they can be a lot more stronger. But it's harder to be more seductive, and I think Brie had the upper hand with it. Yes, Chargy!

So, Chargy, just confirm you're voting for Brie because you feel that her Ed Sheeran was more seductive, is that correct? I think so, yeah. Brie, Chachi. You weren't bad. You were both good. There we go.

Chachi, one thing I'll have to say is, my bad habits lead with you. Chachi's done it. Brie's got it. My bad habits lead to you. And with that, that's the last Friday Oaky you'll have to

listen to for a few weeks because we've got a week off next week. We do. We're off next week but we'll be back the week

after, unfortunately. Nah, it's fun. A lot of fun. We're going to do a birthday banger after this. If you want to

know what yours is, you can call us right now on Bree and Clint. A lot of fun. We're going to do a birthday banger after this. If you want to know what yours is, you can call us right now on... That's right. We are live at the birthday banger party tonight in Christchurch at the Carlton Bar. You can come on down, have a drink, listen to the playlist. We'll be there hanging out. All the spots are full though.

Yeah, you can't find out your birthday banger but you can party with us and I hear there's going to be birthday cake. Yes and we do maybe have a few wild cards. We'll see how we go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's it there. Carlton tonight from 7 o'clock, our first birthday banger live party. Let's do some

birthday bangers on air right now and we'll start with Kia. Kia ora Kia. Hi Kia. Hello. Hello. Welcome to birthday banger. Let's do some birthday bangers on air right now. We'll start with Kia. Kia ora, Kia. Hi, Kia. Hello. Hello. Welcome to Birthday Banger. How's your Friday? Yeah, pretty good.

How about you guys? Yeah, pretty good, Kia. Looking to really turn it up at the Carlton Bar tonight. Are you going to come down? I'm in Wellington. Good excuse, Kia. Good excuse. I mean, you know, there's always a flight.

Yeah, yep. By the time then, you guys would be Auckland. Good point. That's a very good point. Let's just stick to the radio one. Let's just do your birthday banger now, then. What's your birthday, Kia? 2nd October, 88.

All right. You were 16 in 2004 on the 2nd of October. And in 2004, this had a number one hit. It's a good one, Kia. Love that. You like it? Yeah, that's pretty good. Yeah.

Banger. That was a great song from Green Day. Probably the biggest song Green Day ever had, right? Huge. Back when they thought George Bush was the worst president we would ever have. How wrong they were. Okay, wait there, Keogh. We've got to do a birthday banger for Sam.

Hi, Sam. Happy Friday. G'day, Sam. Hey, good night. Good night. So what's your birthday, Sam? 23rd of January, 1989. Nice one. You were 16 in 2005 on the 23rd of January.

And on that day, this was top in the chart. I can tell by Sam's voice that he's a Sierra Goodies fan. Sam, do you like that song? Not really. Not really, mate. But it's beautiful. Oh, come on, Sam. Everyone wants some goodies.

Would you prefer Green Day if we were to pick a winner today out of those two? I think Green Day would be the winner, yeah. Okay. All right, we'll take that into account. Yeah, good to know. Okay, thank you. Let's do one more birthday banger for Stacey. Hi, Stacey.

Hi, Stace. Hi. Oh, why the sad hi, Stacey? Tell me, what's going on? I'm off work sick at the moment. I've had a tummy bug, so. Oh, no, Stace. You're not calling us from the toilet, are you, Stacey?

No. That'd be fine if you did. We welcome that on the Brian Clint Show. Stacey, let's do your birthday banger. The porcelain phone booth. Yeah, absolutely. Hopefully this brightens your spirits. What's your birthday?

19th February, 79. All right, you were 16 in 1995. And on the 19th of February in 95, this was number one. Oh, Stacey. The real McCoy. Stop it. This is a bona fide classic. Do you like this? The real McCoy. Stop it. This is a bona fide classic. Do you like this?

The real McCoy, another night. Yeah, I do like that song. That's a banger, Stace. Jeez, that's going to make it hard for us this afternoon. Yeah, I like them all, to be honest. I like them all, too. For different reasons. Oh, that's really hard.

Especially because we've already played Journey on the show today too And that's why I'm picking the real McCoy I was going to say we've had our really old fix With Journey Come on! Clint, Clint, Clint, Clint, Clint, Clint What's our rule here? Go with your gut Go with your gut

What does your gut say? So, my sensible side says Sierra Goody. Which is a great song. Great song. Wouldn't be upset. My gut says the real McCoy. Come on, do it. Hey, Stacey, congratulations.

You've just won birthday bang. I know you're not feeling well, but hopefully this makes you feel a bit better. Thank you so much You ride that porcelain bus, Stacey All the way into Saturday, alright mate? Straight out of 1995 Here we go It's a birthday banger from the real McCoy

On ZM, Bree and Clint Bree and Clint Bree and Clint The winner of birthday banger from 1995 Is the real McCoy and Another Night Love it Bree and I achieved three years on air together today. And we do Birthday Bagger, which is wild.

And somehow we still play that kind of stuff on. Look, we love it. It's just... It's my favourite part of the show. Our company pays a lot of money to have specialist radio consultants come in. And you know what radio consultants want you to do? Consultant schmaltz. They want you to stick to the hits.

Play the hits. You know what? I say go with your gut. It's a feeling. Music's not about statistics and what is getting the most plays. It's about what makes you feel all good inside. Yeah, and I say the real McCoy was a hit in 1995. Who's to say it can't be a hit again?

I mean, Toto Africa went to number one again. Speaking of birthday bangers, we're in Christchurch. If you want to join us for a birthday banger live party tonight, come on down to the Carlton from 7 o'clock. It'll be a bit of fun. It's free and everyone's welcome to come down. And if you're wondering what a birthday banger live party is, well, we're doing this, birthday banger, live.

So people have signed up and we're going to be finding out their birthday bangers live at the Carlton Bar. Full disclosure, it's a bit of an experiment. We've never done it before. We'll see how it goes. I mean, there's drinks. I have a surprise for you, Brie. It has nothing to do with our anniversary. Uh-huh. I love a surprise on a Friday afternoon.

Yes, it has everything to do with you and how you've been behaving recently. All I'm going to say is, have you done enough? Okay, that's all I'll say. Have you done enough? You'll find out. Oh, this is about the orchid, isn't it?

It's about the bloody orchid. You'll find out after the break. Bree and Clint, see you there. Bree and Clint. Bree, for the last four weeks, you've been charged with keeping an orchid alive. That is correct. The reason being you have shown a somewhat fleeting interest in indoor gardening.

You've gone from saying things like, people with pot plants are stupid, to joining the NZ Indoor Gardener Facebook page. No, I'm about it. I am now an indoor plant person. Yeah. Well, are you? Am I good at it? Not necessarily. That's now an indoor plant person. Yeah. Well, are you? Am I good at it?

Not necessarily. That's what we're trying to find out. By giving you indoor plants, are we merely sentencing them to death by sending them home with you? So we gave you an orchid to keep alive for four weeks. According to you, the orchid is? Alive. And? Well.

And where is it? It's at work. Wrong. The orchid has been transported, without your knowledge, to Jo McCarroll, the editor of New Zealand Gardener magazine's house. Oh, no. And she joins us live on the phone right now. Good afternoon, Jo. Hi, Jo.

Good afternoon, Brie. Good afternoon, Clint. Yeah, the orchid is in a better place. The orchid, yeah. My house. Oh, my God. I was going to... Don't say that, Jo.

I was going to say, is it dead? Well, that's a question you're here to answer, I guess. You know, I mean, define dead, I suppose. Like, it's surviving rather than thriving, I would say. It looks... Has there been some foliage damage on one side, Brie? It's looking a little battered. Very good question, Jo.

Brie, did your orchid lose one of its leaves while in your custody? I have no idea what you're talking about. No clue. I believe it has all its leaves. I never saw anything. Jo, the only thing I need from you, and I think you already gave it to me, it's surviving. We don't know that yet.

We don't know that yet, okay? We don't know because there are varying degrees of survival. Now, I just want to state the stakes before Joe gives us the update. If the orchid is deemed alive and healthy after four weeks, which is where we're at right now, you are going to get to go on a $500 shopping spree with one plant-focused ZDM listener who has commented on our social media.

Yeah, I really want to win this for someone. But it all depends on the state of that orchid. So, Jo McCarroll, our plant expert, what is the status of the orchids? It is, I would say, my expert opinion, clinging to life. Pretty good! Pretty good!

That's a win! That's a win, Joe! Yes! Nice work, everyone. Thanks for coming. Maybe try on the shopping spree. Kmart has some great artificial plant sprays. Joe, I gift you that orchid.

You may now look after it in its final days of life. I'm happy and the orchid is a lot happier. In your opinion, Jo, how many days longer do you think that orchid would have survived in Bree's custody? I mean, that's the thing, you know, that the life force is strong in this orchid, and I think that's just so lucky. Yeah, we've got to find her.

I gave it some inspirational talks. I think that was me. I feel like that was me. And we've done it, everyone. You did do it. And you know what? We gave you the hardest plant to keep alive. Literally no one knows how to keep an orchid alive.

When I went to Jo's house last night, she goes, check out my orchid. And she brought it to the door i bet it was amazing it was just leaves there was no flowers on it and that's and joe that's what you're telling me is a living orchid right that's what that's what a living orchid looks like amazing i was trying to show you a difference in you know variation in the aerial feeder rate but then pass you by, Clint. Orchid people eyes. Get the light right. But just build your way up. Start with a pit rock.

Build your way up. Joe, as us orchid people always say, it's not about the beauty. It's about the personality in the orchid. Yeah, yeah. I've heard that one at the club so much. Just pretend like you. Anyway, I won. You won at the club so much. Just pretend like you... Anyway, I won! You won, congratulations.

I bloody won! I did it! Jo McCarroll, our plant expert from New Zealand Gardener magazine, thank you very much. Like Bree said, an orchid belongs to you now. It's in a better place. We've gifted it to you. Thank you so much, Jo.

Bree and Clint. Could we please have some presidential music? How's this? There we music? How's this? There we go. How's this? I pledge allegiance to the flag. How's it go? Yeah, that's it.

That's right. To the flag. To the flag. My parents voted for Trump, but I promise that I won't. I think that's how it goes these days. That is how it goes. A list has been released where presidential historians have asked 142 other historians to rank how they think presidents sit in terms of best to worst. Oh, okay.

Quite interesting. I'm interested in this as a New Zealander with limited knowledge of presidents. Yeah. No, well, I'll tell you the ones that we do know. Yeah. Right? I'm not going to give you details about presidents that we probably haven't heard of. So they did it in different categories.

One category was crisis leadership. Another one was economic management, performance within context of the times. Man, these people have a boring job. I know, right? Can you imagine? President Joe Biden wasn't included because he hasn't been in long enough. We don't know what he's like yet. But, of course, you want to know where Trump was.

100%. That's all we really want to know. Here's the thing. I think he probably scored quite well in the economic one. Right. Because he, did he? Well, I'll give you the results because they take all of the categories and then, you know, put people based on...

He scored badly in even spray tan. The average. Yeah, no, he scored really well in that. No, I say badly. There's no even coverage. He never got the eye sockets. He never got the eye holes right. He scored number one in the most spray tan president ever.

So out of... There's 44 US presidents all up. Yeah. And out of the 44, he didn't come last. Okay. Which is good news. He came 41st. 41st out of 44.

Number 41 out of 44. The only people that he did beat was President William Henry Harrison, who died of pneumonia just after 31 days in office. Right. He didn't do much. No. The other presidents Trump beat were Andrew Johnson, the first ever president to be impeached.

Oh, big Johnson. Franklin Pierce and James Buchanan, all of whom are widely regarded as having either contributed to the Civil War or promoted racial segregation. Yeah, good. So they're the people he beat. Do you want to know who came in first? Yeah.

Can I guess? You have a guess. Abraham Lincoln. The person who came out on top as the number one president for the United States of all time, Abraham Lincoln. He abolished slavery. Yeah. Ahead of George Washington, who was also in the top ten.

He owned slaves. Yeah, right. And President Barack Obama in the top ten. He owned slaves. Yeah, right. And President Barack Obama in the top ten too. Very good. I appreciate that. Yeah, there you go. That's good because I'm a big, soft lefty. I'm a snowflake.

That's exactly who I am. I love Biden. And you own it. Yeah, I own it and I'm here for it. There's a guy over in the UK who has made medical history, apparently, in the last couple of weeks. And this is from the medical written article. Right.

After he accidentally snapped his male privates lengthwise during a disastrous session of indoor gardening. Oh, no, no, no, no. Hang on, I'm thinking lengthwise during a disastrous session of indoor gardening. Oh, no, no, no, no. Hang on, I'm thinking lengthwise. So we're going from base to tap. Vertical penile fracture, they're calling it. How do you fracture it? How do you fracture it?

Because while it may be called a boner. Yes. It's actually not a bone. There's no bone. Yeah, it's actually not. It's like a boneless chicken breast. It says here that technically a broken penis occurs when one ruptures the rubbery. Should we put a warning on this? Are we too late to put a warning on this?

Hey, warning, we're going to talk about broken wengers. I mean, it is medical. Yeah, good point. It's a medical term. If you can't handle it, grow up. Yeah, when you rupture the rubbery sheath of tissue below the skin. Yeah, it's not good.

You should see the x-ray. I don't want to. Oh, do I want to see it? No, it's kind of like a right angle. Ooh. It looks like full on right angles. How did he do it? What do you think, Clint? How do you think he did it?

Take one wild guess. He watched Sex and the City and then walked into a door? No, no. They said it was after he accidentally missed. Ooh. Ooh. Okay. Not a good time to miss.

Let's spare a thought for his partner in this situation because if he was coming in with enough velocity to do that from a miss. Obviously, it was coming in quite ferociously. Exactly. And if he's missed, what's he hit? I know what he's hit. And how do I explain this? The female gooch.

You like to like that? Like that Lady Hawk song, eh? Yeah. Hey, you impacted my perennium. Exactly. Yeah. Yes, exactly right. That is the medical term for the female part.

And yeah, apparently 88.5% of these type of fractures occurred during indoor gardening. Well, I'd think so. Well, I mean... It'd be weird if they did occur during indoor gardening. The thing that I'm struggling with is what is the 12 other percent? Exactly right. What have they been doing?

I really, like, I can't think of, you know, a situation where that happens. Great, you're a good Catholic woman. You don't need to think about that sort of thing. Better that I don't think of a situation where that happens. Great, you're a good Catholic woman. You don't need to think about that sort of thing. Better that I don't. Absolutely right. Here's a song Dua Lipa wrote about this specific injury. It's called Physical.

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