ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 2nd July 2024
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For a few years, in the 1970s, the Mr Asia syndicate made millions.
Heroin creates its own market.
It acts like a form of play.
Until jealousy, betrayal and murder brought it all crashing down.
Then he just pulled out a gun, shot her in the back of the head,
and then said to Wayne, you're going to help me bury her.
This is Mr Asia, A Forgotten History.
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ZM's Brie and Clint.
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Brie and Clint, filling in for Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley.
Hello everybody and welcome to the Brie and Clint show on Tuesday morning.
Morning guys, morning. I want to start this new thing where, and it's even better because no one knows it's happening,
producers, Clint, you guys have to read out what is on your computer screen right now.
Oh yeah.
What are you looking at? What are you doing?
Well, I'm looking at the questions for Tradiverse Lady. So if I read these out, I'll be giving them away.
Don't say that.
People think we're doing it now.
No, we're going to do it at seven.
Yeah, we're going to do it at seven.
What's one of the questions?
What type of food do the Snacka Changi Company produce?
Chips.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We're not changing that question, by the way.
That's an advantage for you if you're listening at the moment.
A little hot tip.
Producers in the booth, Ella and Ellie.
Hello.
Hello.
Morning.
Hello.
Morning.
Morning.
What's on your screen right now?
Emails.
What am I meant to be looking at?
This is like work stuff on our screens.
Let's ask Ellie.
Have you messaged us?
Come on, Ellie.
Come through.
Mine literally has an email that says Office 365 slowness resolved.
Well, what are you looking at?
What's on your screen? Well, I'm looking at the reason McSteamy was let go from Grey's Anatomy.
Oh.
What was it?
I haven't read the article.
Moisture issues.
It says here that he didn't leave so much as I think he was let go.
Should have got a shower dome.
It prevents steam from developing in the first place.
Can I just say, no offence to shower dome,
but there is nothing less sexy than a shower dome.
Oh, no, I love a shower dome.
Nah, it's a good product.
I mean, it is a great product and it works very well,
but I just get so hot inside there.
Hey, good show on the way for you.
25 grand up for grabs at 7am this morning with ZM's 5 on Time.
If you can stop our timer, bang on five seconds, we'll do that for you.
All right, let's kick off the show though.
What song have we got for the kids?
Oh, what are the kids into?
What are the kids listening to these days?
Ella, you heard of Billie Eilish?
Have I ever.
What's with that grunt?
She loves it.
Play it cool, play it cool.
Yeah, I know her.
This is the latest Billie Eilish.
It's called Birds of a Feather on ZM.
Bree and Clint.
Bree and Clint.
It's the tradie versus lady.
Thanks to the Tool Shed.
Kiwi owned, trusted by tradies.
Three, two, one, let's go.
Yeah, big ups to the Tool Shed.
They've got an amazing prize up for grabs all this week.
It's the MyKita XGT cordless radio.
Get this, worth $442.
And they're throwing in $50 cash.
One of those tradie radios.
How good.
If you're keen to play, we just ask the questions.
And if you get three correct first, you win it.
Our lady today is calling from Napier.
She's 40 and she has swum with humpback whales.
Welcome to the show, Renee.
Hi, Renee.
Hi.
How did that come about?
I went to Tonga with my husband because whales are my animals so we got to go swim with them there
because it's one of the few places you can do it
love that, did you speak whale to them?
not quite as well as Dory
love it
were you scared
Renee? because they are one of the
biggest animals in the world, were you terrified
or calm?
no, so calm.
So, so calm.
It was just, yeah, incredible.
Couldn't recommend it enough.
Fascinating.
Okay, you're taking on our training today from Rutsuruwa.
He's 30 and he's got eight kids.
Welcome to the show, Greg.
Hi, Greg.
Hello.
The human kind or the goat kind?
Oh, the sheep kind.
Oh, the sheep.
I was going to say, 30 with eight kids under your belt.
I thought there was something not adding up.
Greg, your buzzer is tradie.
Renee, your lady, first to three correct answers wins the prize.
Good luck.
Here we go, guys.
Question number one.
What type of food do the Snack-A-Changy Company produce?
Lady.
Yes, Renee.
Potato chips.
That is on the money and delicious potato chips.
One to the ladies.
Question number two.
Who is the president of Russia?
Trade.
Yes, Greg.
Is it Putin?
It is Putin.
Putin.
Vladimir is correct.
One to the tradies.
Question number three.
Buzz him when he can tell me who sings this song.
Greg.
Is that Pharrell Williams?
It's Pharrell Williams. Nice work, Greg.
He's having a good run here.
Renee, you need this one to stay in it.
Question number four. What is the name
of the summer tennis tournament
that kicked off in London today?
The only
Grand Slam that's in the UK.
Played on grass.
Everyone has to wear white.
The Royal Family attends.
David Edinburgh is in the front row.
Yeet.
No idea.
One of the biggest Grand Slam tennis tournaments in the world.
Strawberries and cream.
Who did the movie about it?
There's been a heap of movies.
The answer we were looking for is Wimbledon.
Wimbledon has just kicked off.
You're kicking yourselves, aren't you?
All right.
No points there.
Still two to the tradies, one to the ladies.
Question number five.
What was the name of Kiwi singer Lorde's first hit?
Ladies.
Renee just got in.
Royals. It was got in. Royal.
It was Royals.
Yep.
All right.
We are all tied up here this morning.
I'm on that radio.
All right.
Well, this is what you have to do to get it.
Question number six.
All right.
The All Blacks season begins this weekend with a test match
against which nation?
Greg.
England. Well done? Greg. England.
Well done, Greg.
Oh, that's lucky, Renee.
Are you still on the Lime scooters?
The e-scooters?
The flamingos?
The beams?
My partner and I literally went for a scoot on the weekend.
Oh, my God.
Well, I used...
I have... I have.
I understand gay culture.
Let me tell you about gay panic.
No, I used my, because I have my own.
Oh, my God.
Which is nowhere near as powerful as the old.
Is it not?
Nah.
So the DIY one that you charge at your home.
Not as power.
Not as grunty as like a lime off the straight.
I mean, I believe you can buy ones that are as grunty,
but I'm a bit of a tighter.
So I just bought, you know, a run of the mill one.
Soundkeeper Gary bought one from a police auction.
His one does 70 Ks an hour.
Yeah.
See, they're the ones you see where the people have, like, all the gear on.
Yeah, yeah, he wears a motorbike helmet on it.
Yeah.
Yeah, but not motorbike gloves.
He wears gardening gloves.
Because safety first.
Because safety first and gardening.
Yeah.
This is new.
This is news in the e-scooter community.
Auckland is getting self-driving e-scooters this week. No, thanks. No, thanks. No, thank you. That kind getting self-driving e-scooters this week.
No, thanks.
No, thanks.
No, thank you.
They're kind of self-driving.
They're called REOs and they're three-wheeled.
Wait, like the biscuit?
No, REO.
A-R-I-O.
Delish.
They sound yum.
Three wheels, two wheels at the front, one wheel at the back.
Wait, how many wheels at the front?
Two at the front, one at the back.
Oh, no.
So they can't fall over.
They stay standing.
Okay.
You know?
More sturdy.
Like the scooters that my three-year-old's got.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
And they're starting in Newlyn tomorrow.
Right.
They start in Newlyn in the Newlyn-Avondale area.
And if one of these scooters
is left in the middle
of the footpath
or somewhere it shouldn't be
or in an off-limits area
like outside of its boundary.
There's nothing worse,
isn't there,
where you're like,
oh, so convenient,
ride my scooter
and then you're at
where you want to be
and you try and park it
and then you have to go
like a kilometre back the other way.
Yeah, I hate that.
These ones will drive themselves back.
Love that.
To where they need to be.
That's awesome.
So they won't self-drive with you on it.
I'm not keen for that.
No.
That's terrifying.
But they will.
But imagine just seeing the scooter just driving itself down the road.
It'd be so weird.
Imagine if you were like a, I don't know, 80-year-old person,
not on social media.
Imagine if you've taken some magic mushrooms or something.
Oh, exactly.
I mean, I have lived in the Newland area for about 10 years.
There's a decent amount of people on the mushies out there.
You know?
Like imagine you're sitting.
There's a few of the traffic lights that I see every day.
Lovely people.
But if they saw the scooter driving towards them,
they would think it's Robocop.
They'd freak out.
Yeah, yeah.
You're sitting on your porch just minding your own business.
You're having a good trip.
Next minute, all these scooters.
It's a scooter gang.
Yeah.
A scooter gang just starts going past.
Ghost scooters.
Hey, as long as I'll take these over those contraception scooters
with the seat.
Oh, those are shockers.
Yeah, what are we doing?
Does everywhere else in the country have those yet?
The lime scooters that have now got a seat on them?
They look like a toilet on wheels.
It's like I feel like if I was early and, you know,
where it's in that danger zone in a relationship where it's early
and you can still catch the ick?
That's like guaranteed ick.
What if you and your partner need a lime somewhere
and there's one stand-up lime and there's one of those limes with a seat
and you're feeling you in the relationship, what do you do?
I know what you do.
You go, you lime, I'll jog.
Or, so both of you involved, one sits on the seat
and the other one sits on the lap.
Oh, even worse.
Can you imagine if you saw that?
Bree and Clint.
Is it me doing something?
Are you going to talk about toilets in the phone, toilets?
Oh, toilets in the phone, yeah.
I saw this article.
They were talking about how many people,
what is the percentage of people that have dropped their phone in the toilet?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, you say it like you've done it.
No, I never have, but I know people that have.
Wait, you never have dropped your phone in the toilet?
No.
Not even on a night out?
I don't know how I would.
What do you mean?
I don't know how my phone would go in the toilet.
Like I don't use my phone over the toilet.
If I'm using my phone on the toilet, I'm like sitting facing out
and my phone's nowhere near the bowl, you know?
What, when you're sitting down?
Yeah.
So, yeah, right.
I see what you're saying.
What about Gary from the ZM office?
He uses it when he's weaned.
We can't roast Gary twice in half an hour.
What about how Gary, I'll go again, what about how Gary uses just any old towel when he showers weaned. We can't roast Gary twice in half an hour. What about how Gary... I'll go again.
What about how Gary uses just any old towel
when he showers here at work?
Gary, if you're listening...
No, I hope you're sleeping in, Gess.
I hope you're getting a nice rest.
What?
What are you doing, Gary?
What are you doing, mate?
I've got a theory that women drop their phone
in the toilets more
because women will put their phone
in their back pocket of their pants.
Right.
Which men never store their phone there.
And then when you go to sit down, you might forget that it's there.
And then it slips out.
Can I stand up for the female species?
The reason why we would ever drop our phone in the toilet
is because our pockets are so damn shallow.
Preach.
Amen.
A to the men.
What?
Do you know this?
No.
Put a pair of woman's jeans on.
Clint's like, here we go.
I've dared to poke my head up above the pulpit in the battle of the sexes once again.
And I forgot that I'm in a room full of women and a station full of women and I should just shut the hell up.
It is true though.
Like women's pockets in pants are so shallow.
They are.
Like, I don't know what they think we're putting in there.
Like, a chapstick?
Little tiny.
What do they think?
That's all that it fits.
Yeah.
Like, a phone does not fit in your pocket.
No.
Producers, have you dropped your phone in the toilet, yes or no?
Yes.
Yes.
Where and when?
It used to be that your phones weren't waterproof.
So if it went in the toilet, it went in the bin,
which is almost like a hygiene thing.
These days they're waterproof.
So you've got to fish that bitch out and then put it next to your face.
Yeah.
I was at the movie theatres at the age of about 14,
and it was actually one of the-
Movie theatre toilet.
I know.
It was like a Nokia.
It was a Nokia.
It was a Nokia.
And I stood up, pulled my pants up, but it dropped and went,
and like dropped in.
And because I just was so obsessed with my phone,
I didn't think about anything else.
And my hand just went straight in.
And I saved it.
And then it didn't work.
Yeah, pre-flush?
Yeah, was it pre-flush?
Or after-flush?
No, I didn't flush.
It was all happening very quickly.
Number ones or number twos?
It was just number ones.
Oh, my God.
But yeah, no, it didn't work.
It broke.
That was similar.
Yeah, same.
Talk about dropping a brick in the toilet.
You really laid one there, didn't you?
Sorry, Ella.
Funny.
No, it was good.
I'm glad you said that.
Mine was the same.
I had a beautiful blackberry QWERTY.
You know the QWERTY kit?
Did you have a blackberry?
It was from Skinny.
Okay, Obama.
Yeah.
It was cool.
Okay, Kim Kardashian.
I loved it.
But yeah, I was at the library and it plopped and it didn't work.
Oh.
Gutted.
I loved that phone.
Phones would be okay now, eh?
Yeah.
We could go and put your phone in the toilet now and it'll be fine.
Oh, does it?
I'd rather not. Is the myth around the rice, you We could go and put your phone in the toilet now and it'd be fine. I'd rather not.
Is the myth around the rice, you know how you put the wet phone in the rice?
Does that work?
Yes.
I've just had a good idea.
What?
Should we?
Should we?
Drop a phone in the toilet?
Have a game?
Obstacles, paper, rock?
What?
Round robin?
Oh, no.
Whoever loses has to put their phone in the toilet.
At work?
I've got a better idea.
Should we call you, send you to the toilet,
and then while we're on the phone to you, you drop the phone in
and we do the first ever broadcast from inside a toilet?
That might be world record-breaking.
That could be, yeah.
Why does it have to be my phone, though?
Have you seen these work toilets?
Yes, and I've damaged them too.
Bree and Clint.
Why do Coldplay songs always make you reassess your life
and just feel things, you know?
So many things.
On a deeper level.
I know.
Doesn't it?
Every time.
Yeah, all of them.
You're like, oh.
Except for that Viva La Vida one with all the bells.
What?
That one was a bit weird.
Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
The hairdo rustling bells are ringing. That one. Ella has finally, you know how everyone goes through a bit weird. That one pops off. The head, Joe, Russell and Bells, a ring in that one.
Ella has finally, you know how everyone goes through a Coldplay era?
She's in her Coldplay era.
Ella's finally hitting that.
I'm finally stride.
It's like when your teenage son first discovers Metallica.
Yeah.
This is our daughter and she's just found Coldplay.
Hi, I'm Ella.
I really like Coldplay.
Welcome.
Welcome to your Coldplay era.
You wait till she finds Brooke Fraser. Oh, no, I've already found her. That, I'm Ella. I really like Coldplay. Welcome. Welcome to your Coldplay era. You wait till she finds Brooke Fraser.
Oh no, I've already found her.
That flags our man.
So good. Our producers
Ella and Ellie have asked for a special break
in the show today and we have no idea what it's about.
Well you should because we're celebrating you two
for six years today.
Oh that's right.
Six years.
Golf clap.
Big golf clap
Six years of broadcasting as the Brian Clint show on ZM
Which is, I mean, I remember when it started
And like being a listener
You were gutted I remember because they took Jason PJ off
No
Yeah, you were one of those angry people that used to text in
I was not
I was a radio nerd,
so I was very all up in the business
about who will be the next ones.
So it's really cool now working with you two.
So producer Ellie, OG, and me, two years,
we've come up with a little something something.
Oh, I knew you were doing a nice little tribute.
I wouldn't have stuck you at 6.30 in the morning.
No, no, look, I'm recycling content
from about four years ago.
Okay, okay. Okay, well, it's probably good at 6.30 in the morning. No, no, look. I'm recycling content from about four years ago. Okay.
Okay.
Okay, well,
it's probably good at 6.30 then.
Yeah, no, I thought,
and I'm not going to read
the whole thing,
but I wrote a poem for you two
when I left,
and I thought I'd just
read a couple of excerpts
out of it
so we can just remember
some fond memories.
Okay, all right.
Sure.
Yeah, so this was the first verse.
2nd of July, 2018,
the day we started the show,
Bree and Clint pissed Ross Boss off
right from the word go.
Instead of our first song being a top 40 hit,
Don't Stop Believing was our golden pick.
Banger.
In our first few months, Brie was making Clint squirm.
She organised a hairdresser and made him get a perm.
Remember that?
Yeah.
I burnt my scalp.
Remember we talked to the guy that was in the perm ad?
What?
Oh, that's right.
Get a perm.
Get a perm. Get a perm.
I forgot about that.
Doug from the Instinct QA. He came in, didn't he? Yeah, he did. To deliver his
magic line. He's a good guy.
And he nailed it. He did, hey. That was
hilarious. We created a DJ
duo, the Hot Mess Express. We released
our single Send It with some success.
We travelled the North Island in what we called the
Venute. We didn't know if she'd have the last
trip, but what a bloody hoot.
Travelling to LA is the furthest I've been
to stalk an A-list celebrity, only to
have our message left on scene.
Yeah, that was, I cried. Yeah, no, that was
gutting. Remember we were at breakfast?
Yeah. And I double messaged
him, and I had to
break down. And all of you guys were like,
get us away from this girl.
Brie called out Paula Bennett and showed up for a fight.
Still unsure why she called Paula out.
Hey, Brie, you all right?
Yeah.
Not really.
No, not really.
And, of course, Mama Di is always there to cheer us up any day.
And I'll never forget the time she sung Ariana Grande.
That was all in the first two years this show peaked early
it did it did it did and then it's all been downhill six years six years on from that
what's the new poem so the new poem oh stop it did you know that it was happening oh that was good
that was good ellie very good thank you so. So Claudia and I came along in 2022.
Everything was brand spanking new.
And I quickly insulted you two.
That's right.
Let's move on.
Ella offered us some critical feedback.
Let's just leave it at that.
I didn't know what a producer did.
First week on the job.
That's so bad.
She's like, I'm going to give you guys some honest feedback.
Awful. Off to Queensland we guys some honest feedback. Awful.
Off to Queensland we flew, and quickly my confidence grew.
We've shed tears, belly laughs, and pranks.
I've even seen Bree's black spank.
Yes, you have.
Highlight.
I love you, too.
Didn't you see her b-hole?
When you were doing that spray tan simulator?
You don't need to know what happened when you turned around
and I pulled my pants down in the studio.
B-hole doesn't rhyme
with your poem, so.
No, it doesn't.
I love you too.
Thanks for the best job ever.
Here's to another six years.
Never say never.
No!
That's when you should have
hit off the Justin Bieber song.
Never say never.
Hey, thanks guys.
That's pretty lovely.
It was real sweet.
Yeah, happy six years.
Do I need to play this thing or
I mean if you want to
We've got a little snippet here
If you want to reminisce
On your first ever break
Oh no
No no no
No no
No
No
No
We'll give it 15 seconds
Give it a little bit
Give it a little bit
It's about long
Let's just
Okay
You can fade and go
Alright
Holy moly it's real Holy hell You can fade and go. All right.
Holy moly, it's real.
Holy hell, I need to undo my pants because I'm nervous.
Now we're away.
Good afternoon, everybody,
and welcome to a brand new afternoon show on ZM.
It's called Brie and Clint.
I'm Clint, and that's Brie.
It's really, really exciting to be here. We've waited a long time.
Yeah, no, it's over.
You sound so cute. You sound like your voice is a couple of a long time. Yeah, no, it's over. You sound so cute.
You sound like your voice is like a couple of octaves higher.
Yeah, it does, doesn't it?
Didn't it?
Yeah.
Your voice actually sounds a little bit different.
Six years younger.
Six years, baby.
Hey, thanks, guys.
That was lovely.
That was really nice.
We really appreciate it.
Nice work, guys.
And thanks if you've been listening for the last six years.
We appreciate all of you.
Yeah.
Bree and Clint.
This time yesterday, we were just finding out about your dog's
violent diarrhea that you caught in your hands.
How's the dog?
That is a sentence. Imagine if people
just tuned in now. Yeah, sorry, I should give
it more context. I did say to people
yesterday that I
would avoid talking about it this early
in the morning, but
she was doing a little bit better yesterday,
but still not herself.
You had to catch any more disasters?
No, thank God.
You had to clean up any more disasters?
It slowed down.
Okay.
Which is great news.
Yeah.
Very good news for me.
But yeah, no, nothing to report.
That was rock bottom.
That was, it. That was...
It doesn't get lower than that.
No, it doesn't get lower than that.
Like, name something lower than that.
Brie caught it so that it didn't go on the rug.
I wasn't just catching it for fun.
Yeah.
It wasn't like keepy-uppy.
Yeah.
Brie and Clint.
The world is talking about raw-dogging flights at the moment,
which is a TikTok trend.
It's where you take no entertainment on the flight whatsoever.
You just sit there.
No music, no movies, no book.
You just you, your thoughts, and the in-flight map.
That's what raw dogging a flight is.
I could not think of anything worse.
No.
Like I can't.
Like I'm already a nervous flyer to have nothing to distract me.
Horrible time.
You're a nervous flyer.
I'm sure your ADHD plays into it as well.
Oh, absolutely.
And I think we all are so,
our attention span is all so short now
because of social media
that it would be a challenge for any of us.
It's a challenge for any of us
to just sit and do nothing for 15 minutes,
let alone a long haul flight.
Roardogging is only long haul, by the way.
If you're flying domestic, that's just suck it up.
That's just.
Because I, yeah.
I mean, I do that on domestic quite often.
I don't mind it because I'll just have a sleep.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I saw on Instagram yesterday that a friend of the show, Will from Saatchi, Roardogged
a 10 hour flight to Los Angeles and he's on the phone with us now. G the show, Will from Saatchi, raw-dogged a 10-hour flight to Los Angeles,
and he's on the phone with us now.
G'day, Will.
Hey, good morning, everyone.
How are you guys?
Will, do you have a death wish, mate?
It was a very unique challenge,
but I'm always open to a new challenge,
and I think this one, particularly based on the kind of social media
groundswell it had, I thought kind of like, oh, well, I'm about to go on a long-haul flight.
I might as well kind of see how long at least I could go.
So it was intentional.
You didn't, like, forget to book movies or anything like that.
You went on with the intention of raw-dogging this flight.
Yeah, which I can't tell if that's worse or better.
Worse.
But I went on with the intention.
I was like, like okay i'm not
gonna get my headphones out i'm gonna i'm not sure you gotta and it was also um bearing in
mind this was a day flight as well so it was not like oh it wasn't like most of the flight was
gonna be passed sleeping yeah um yeah so i was on it but you know the the Virgin Atlantic in-flight map, how should I say,
like the, like, database or whatever.
Yeah, the flight map.
Very, very detailed.
And you can actually zoom in to most parts of the world.
And so I pretty much go around.
I found a game to entertain myself, which was basically, like,
trying to remember all the capital cities of, like, you know, Uzbekistan.
Oh, my God.
You were desperate for entertainment. You actually used your time. basically like trying to remember all the capital cities of like, you know, Uzbekistan and places like that.
You were desperate for entertainment.
You actually used your time.
You resorted to learning.
Yeah, exactly.
I felt like I was back at school.
Yeah.
Or free social media days.
I need to know, you've raw dogged a flight for 10 hours,
no entertainment. Did you have any epiphanies whilst you were just alone
with your own thoughts?
It was one of those, I definitely
did some meditation, which was good, and
it was actually like, you'd kind of zone
out for 20 minutes, and then
you're just so
instinctively reaching for your phone
the whole time, and then I would
reach for my phone, and then
I was like, oh shit, no, I can't
reach for my phone.
It's subconscious now, you just automatically go to get, as soon as there's a lull in anything,
you just automatically go to get your phone out, don't you?
Like a comfort thing.
Yeah, exactly.
It was actually a really good sort of circuit breaker, we've been referring to it, as like
just a moment of like, okay, I'm just going to not go on my phone and just see how long
I can go without going on my phone.
And, yeah, honestly, it's hard,
but I do recommend the challenge to anyone who's keen to take it.
How pathetic are we as a generation?
I just picture people from back in the day time travelling
and listening in on this conversation
where we're talking about how it's brave
to not go on a plane with your phone.
Our ancestors who spent three months travelling here by boat,
with no devices and very little food,
and we're always like, yeah, I managed to survive the 10 hours.
Yeah, you remember back in the day when, like, you know,
sort of 90s, 80s babies, remember,
they'd have a communal movie playing?
Yes!
Yes, one movie for the whole flight, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, and you could basically,
everyone was technically raw-dogging
playing. Everyone was.
No one was bringing their own headphones.
You'd probably bring like a newspaper.
I can't even remember.
Yeah, do you reckon people used to, they would have?
Yeah, you'd be tapped into
the same movie and it would be like
cheaper by the dozen too or something or something like that, you know.
What a great film.
What a great film.
That's the perfect everybody flight film.
Such a solid film.
So, Will, after raw-dogging a 10-hour flight,
did it make the flight go faster or slower?
Is that even a question?
So slow.
The worst part of it was when you think, like,
okay, it must have been, been like six or seven hours now,
and then you look down and it's like 9.4 hours to go.
Oh, okay.
Oh, my God.
This thing is just not.
I thought you might hit a tipping point and then it all kind of sped up
and your brain was like, oh, I'm good now.
No?
No.
There's only so many times you can, you know,
zoom right in to see, you know, how small Fiji truly is.
True, true, true, true, true.
Before you kind of start to lose your marbles a bit.
Well, well done.
You may be nominated in the next Queen's Birthday Honours
for your services to raw dogging, Will.
He's going to get the key to the country after this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You are the top raw dog in the country right now.
The rawest dog.
You're the rawest dog.
You're the rawest dog for them all.
Bree and Clint.
The new dating trend is older women, younger men.
I thought this had been around for a while, no?
Well, it's always been around.
But it's like trendy.
It's trendy and it is gaining mainstream popularity,
I guess you would say.
Ooh.
Because forever the stereotype has been older man, younger woman,
hasn't it?
Yeah.
Probably more common than the other way around, I'd say.
It's the plot line to that new Anne Hathaway movie,
The Idea of You.
Have you watched it?
I've watched it, loved it.
I haven't watched it.
My wife watched it and she was like a giddy schoolgirl
for like three days afterwards.
It's based off a Harry Styles fan fiction.
Right, okay.
And, and, can I say, there's a movie that's just come out on Netflix
with Zac Efron and Nicole Kidman,
and it's pretty much nearly the exact same storyline.
This is what I'm saying.
And they're hooking up with it.
It is the trend.
Anne Hathaway falls in love with a guy 16 years younger than her.
That's the idea of you.
Here are some celebrity examples of this phenomenon
that's happening at the moment.
Okay.
It's finished now,
but Harry Styles and Olivia Wilde were the big one.
Yes.
There was a 10-year age gap.
He was 30, she was 40.
Sienna Miller is 42.
Her boyfriend is 27.
Yeah, but she's ageless.
Yeah.
Oh, mate.
Yeah.
Like, she does not have an age.
Yeah, but to a 27-year-old,
because you've got to remember,
to a 27-year-old,
42 is quite a different age.
Oh, you're in a very different stage of life.
Yeah.
Heidi Klum's husband is 16 years younger than her.
Really?
Who's her husband?
I don't know.
They've been married for five years, though.
Is Heidi Klum the one that used to be married to Seal?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's right.
Mariah Carey just broke up with her boyfriend,
but they had a 14-year age gap.
All of these age gaps, by the way,
he was 14 years younger than Mariah Carey.
Mariah does like him young.
Does she?
Yeah, she dated Nick Cannon and had kids with him.
Is he younger than Mariah Carey?
Oh, surely.
I just think he's older because he's got so many kids.
Yeah.
And then the queen of all older women, younger men.
Who are you saying is the queen of the Kurgers?
Cher.
Oh, yeah. 40 years. saying is the queen of the Kurgers? Cher. Oh, yeah.
40 years.
She is 70.
He is 30.
If you believe in love after love.
Wow.
According to the women who are doing this trend at the moment,
younger men have a level of emotional intelligence
and maturity that is not seen in their own generation.
So men of those women's own generation,
they see younger men as being more emotionally intelligent.
Okay.
Sienna Miller, who we talked about, she's 42,
she said in an interview last week that men the age of her boyfriend,
Ollie Green, he's 27, are attractive partners
because they have come of age in
modern times.
Ooh, that's such an interesting theory.
There is a difference in the way men of their generation respect women.
They have grown up with a slightly more level playing field.
Isn't that an interesting theory?
Yeah, that's so interesting.
And I mean, it makes sense because I think every generation
is different, obviously.
And so
dating someone from a different generation,
there would be those differences.
On dating apps today, 40%
of women are open
to meeting partners who are 15
years or more younger than
them. That's a stat that I got from the
New Zealand Herald. 40% of women would go
15 years younger. 15.
My auntie, who
quite famous in our family for being
the cougar of the family. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
When she, because she was
married for a long time,
25 years and then
they broke up. And then after that
her dating, like she was
dating all younger men.
Exclusively younger men.
Exclusively younger men.
I think the biggest age gap was about 15 years.
Yeah, there you go.
Yeah, and she helped him get his licence.
So, you know, everyone won in that relationship.
Everyone was a winner.
We want to know this morning, on our 800 dials at M,
are you a part of this trend?
Hi, Tash.
Hi, Tash.
Hey, how are you?
Good, thanks.
Are you dating a younger fella?
Yes, I am.
How old are you, if we can ask?
I am 37.
37, and how old's he?
He's 25.
There you go, a 12-year age difference.
Love that for you, Tash.
And where did you guys meet?
And has there ever been like a disconnect?
No.
We've met at work.
I'm a manager, so I called him through IT, met up,
and he took my number just to call me saying that if there's something,
I'll give you a call back.
This sounds like the plot to a video I watched online the other day.
Yeah, but it was nothing regarding work.
He just said, I found you really beautiful and would like to have coffee.
Stop.
He asked you.
Yeah, yeah.
And what are the benefits of dating a younger man, Tash?
Oh, well, the chivalry is still there.
He respects me. He understands my emotions. If I'm having a bad is still there. He respects me.
He understands my emotions.
If I'm having a bad day, he'll sit with me.
And if I'm crying, he will just be there.
He doesn't say a word, which is really good.
Oh, that is so nice to hear.
That's so sweet.
Thanks for sharing with us.
Sean's here.
Hi, Sean.
Hi, Sean.
How are you?
Are you dating an older lady, Sean?
Not me.
My grandmother is 87.
Yeah. And her partner is 87. Yeah.
And her partner is 32.
They've been together for three and a half years now, so.
Wait, wait, wait.
Sorry, give us those numbers again, Sean.
Did I hear that correct?
Yes.
80-something and 30-something.
Yeah.
Oh, Sean.
How did they meet, Sean?
So, from what I heard, my sister took me out on a,
like a couple of years ago to this bar in Auckland somewhere.
Yeah.
And she obviously seen him and he seen her and we went home and we did it.
Wait, your grandma met her younger toy boy out clubbing when she was on the pizzo?
Yeah.
So as far as I'm aware, she's still obviously in that kind of thing.
She does it every day to him pretty much.
Okay, we don't need the graphic details.
It's okay, I don't need to know how it physically functions.
No, no, we get it.
No, we get it, we get it.
Does the family approve?
Is the family on board with it, Sean?
At first, they didn't.
Yeah.
But obviously down the track,
he's been there for her.
Yeah.
He's a nice guy.
You know,
so we all approve of it now,
but we've always said
as long as she's happy.
As long as she's happy.
Yeah.
Isn't that fascinating?
It's so weird, eh?
We're all so open-minded
and we're all so on board with it
until we hear of a 50-year age gap
and then we're like,
no, no, wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Well, I just wasn't expecting it.
No, no, I know.
That's what I mean.
I mean, good on them if they're happy.
This person wants to be anonymous.
Hi, Anonymous.
Good morning.
You're four years into an age gap relationship with a younger fella.
Is that right?
I am.
How old are you and how old is him, Anonymous?
I just turned 60, and he will be 34 next week.
Woo-hoo!
This is exactly what we're talking about.
Do you find that you get funny looks from people
or does anybody say anything
or has time moved on from that, Anonymous?
Look, yeah, time's moved on
and there's only been a couple of times
somebody has mentioned that he might be my son.
Right.
Which we laugh about.
Yeah.
And it's pretty obvious, you know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We do look different age, but he's a bit of an old soul.
And, yeah, I agree with Sienna.
They've got different, yeah, just different traits than older men do.
How did you meet?
How did you guys first meet?
Through mutual friends, but he pursued me.
And if somebody had said to me five years ago,
you're going to be in a relationship with a younger man,
I would have laughed it off.
I've been married before and he hasn't,
but it works and he's got a great family
and he loves my family and it works.
Good on you, Anonymous.
That's great to hear.
There was one stat that we haven't gone into
and I don't want to get too graphic like Sean did just before,
but some women talk about the energy levels of dating a younger man and the benefits of that.
Is that something you've observed?
Is it a benefit?
Yeah, no, it is.
It's energy levels all round.
Energy levels all round.
Yeah, they bring a bit of fun and excitement where, you know,
we can get a little bit responsible as we get older.
So, yeah, there's definitely benefits on both sides, I'm sure.
Oh, well, good on you, Anonymous.
As long as you're happy and, you know, healthy.
And love is love, yeah?
Love is love, absolutely.
Just don't let him have any of your KiwiSaver in five years, okay?
He has to earn his own.
Sugar mama, huh?
Yeah, I'll say.
Oh, I hear you, Anonymous.
Thanks so much. We appreciate it? Yeah, I'll say. Oh, I hear you, Anonymous. Thanks very much.
We appreciate it.
Man, that is fascinating.
Someone texted through
and they said
there was a 25 years
between my mum and dad.
I'm the youngest of five.
My dad was 60 when I was born.
Yeah, that's the old school way.
What about this one?
That's the old school way
of the older being younger.
Yeah, exactly.
My sister started seeing
a 26-year-old this year.
She's 47 in January.
Cheated on her partner of 10 years for him.
Scandalo.
Brianne Clint.
Brianne Clint.
How many minutes do you consider to be late?
Like how many minutes past the time that you're expected to be somewhere
is considered late? I think it minutes past the time that you're expected to be somewhere is considered
late? I think it's a
good question and when you put it to me I had
an instant response. Like I knew in my brain. I've never
thought about it before but I know. I feel like most
people and I don't know where it comes
from. It's just like this inner feeling
that you have. Yeah and does it depend
on whether you're a late person or not? Because I'm not
a late person. No it's just
the simple question how many minutes is late? I think I grew up a late person but I grew Because I'm not a late person. No, it's just the simple question, how many minutes is late?
I think I grew up a late person, but I grew out of it as well.
Yeah.
And now being late stresses me out so much.
Yeah, I've never been a late person.
I think it's something that someone said to me when I was quite young
and they, I think it was early, early in my radio career,
so like 15 years ago now,
this person I remember said to me,
don't ever be late.
It's one of the rudest things you can do.
Isn't it?
As you're disrespecting someone else's time.
And ever since then, I was like, oh.
How about this one?
This text that's come in.
I'm a teacher.
Two minutes past the time is late.
Two minutes?
See, I feel like that's a bit tight.
I feel like two minutes is a bit tight.
Give or take, yeah, two minutes is a little bit tight.
I'm leaning on two minutes.
I feel like the magic number, if it's over 10, you're late.
That's my number too.
Is that your number as well? That's my number too, yeah.
Because you could be, say you and I are meeting up for a coffee
and you said 3.30
or late in the day for a coffee
10.30. 10.30. Meeting
at 10.30 for a coffee. If you
walked into the cafe at 10.39
I'd be okay. I wouldn't have expected
a text because I probably got there at 10.32
kind of thing. So there's a bit of
wiggle room. As soon as it ticks over
As soon as we're in the 40s. 10.40
10.41 I'm pissed. Because if someone
was running 15 minutes late, that's a text.
Yep. That's like, hey, I'm 15
minutes late. Yep. Yeah.
Because it's a block of time. Yeah. Someone said
10 minutes late is my number two. Yeah, there's kind of like
a magic number there. Yeah.
What do you producers think? Yeah, what
about you guys? Neither of you are late people
either. Thank you. I think I've been late a couple
of times with you guys and I do feel really stink.
Yeah.
So I'm learning.
I don't think you're a late person.
I don't look at you as a late person.
No, definitely not overall.
But I thought at the start of this question,
10 minutes is like late.
10 minutes, okay.
Yeah.
What about you, Producer Ellie?
I've seen you sitting out there just squirming
and realising that you might be late sometimes. I try my best
with my time blindness. I always think I can
do it quicker than I can and I'm often late.
And I've actually got a two-tiered system here.
I actually believe if you're five minutes
over, you're technically late but I'll forgive
you. And then the ten is like the, oh,
come on, where are you?
So five is forgivably late?
Yeah, so like, oh, you are late technically on paper.
But that's me all the time, so I'm kind of ratting myself out.
Listen to you on your high horse.
When do you send that, I'm sorry, I'm going to be late text?
Ten.
Ten minutes.
I think it's ten.
It's going to be more than ten.
For me, that's what it is.
Here's my other theory.
Here's my other theory.
Yeah?
Is being, is it a different time being late for work
to a different time meeting up with friends or family?
Yeah, actually for me a little bit.
Yeah, same.
Which one do you prioritise?
Which one do you feel worse about being late for?
Friends and family.
Oh, really?
Oh, yeah, same.
Me too.
No, I'm scared of authority.
So I'm scared about being late for work, but friends...
I love how you slipped in time blindness there, by the way,
which is an interesting concept,
which is something that people who are regularly late use,
and they say, I'm not rude, I have time blindness.
Nah, take accountability.
Oh, all right.
No, not you.
Such a boomer thing to say.
You don't have ADD, you're lazy.
Because of my ADD, I think I'm so paranoid,
I'm always 10 minutes early.
Always. Just because I'm so
terrified to disrespect someone's time
I'm like, go!
You factor in traffic? Do you factor in
those things that could make you late?
I've gotten a lot better at doing
it over the years only because I know
it's something that I really need to concentrate on.
And when it involves someone else
I don't want to mess someone else's day up because of, you know.
Totally.
Here's a good take to round us out
from someone who said they were in the military.
So they have got a definition for this.
They said, in the military, five minutes is late.
Really?
Oh, yeah.
Nice.
Someone else said, if you're on time, you're already late.
Knock him off the call.
No!
Bree and Clint.
Producer Ella messaged us last night
About awkwardly inviting somebody to something
I did, I've done a doozy
But maybe I haven't
Maybe I've made a great friend
Oh, you haven't invited your ex
To one of your boyfriend and yours dinners again, have you?
No, no, not that again
Are we good?
No, what happened?
Maybe you were like, oh, I want them to be friends
I want them to all get along.
Oh, never.
Never.
No, what happened is Ryan and I, my fiancé, are engaged.
Sorry, my mistake.
How dare I?
How long before you stop saying it in that weird voice?
Because it feels weird.
I know.
Okay, fine.
Sorry, you're right.
You're not unique in it, though.
How long is it before you stop being my fiancé?
Because we're engaged.
I think six months is respectable.
It just feels weird.
After that, it's a bit strange.
Fine, I'll say it normally from now on.
My fiancé and I still felt weird.
Obviously, we're wedding planning.
And so he's doing his stuff.
He's in charge of food.
I'm doing this and that and this.
Big thing is finding a dress, which I'm super excited for.
I've been to a really lovely place, and the lady there is young.
She's working.
She's finding me all these dresses.
I'm trying them on.
We're vibing.
I'm making a new friend.
You did not.
You did not invite this random stranger to your wedding.
You did not do that.
Is that what it is?
I don't know.
So this is...
I feel sick.
I feel sick.
I need help.
I thought you were going to say you invited, like,
Ryan's auntie to the dress fitting or something.
You invited the dressmaker to your wedding?
She's cool.
Give me a second. Is she giving you the dress fitting or something. You invited the dressmaker to your wedding? She's cool. Give me a second.
Is she giving you the dress for free?
No, but what happened is it's mom's fault.
Mom was like, you two are getting along.
You'd be coming to the wedding soon.
And then I'm laughing.
She goes, oh, perfect.
The first one I'm properly invited to.
Like, jokingly.
She wants to go.
But she wants to go.
Oh, no, she's accepting.
But also friendly. And so I was like to go. But she wants to go. Oh no she's accepted. But also friendly.
And so I was like haha I mean
yeah. And she's going to want to bring a plus
one because she will know no
one there. Do you remember when Ella said we
were going to have to compete for our invites?
And now she's just inviting the people
willy nilly. Throwing them out.
No I'm not throwing them out. I'm trying to be careful
about numbers. And now I'm like
As a guy who works at Helen Stein's Brothers,
who makes Ryan's shirts come to the wedding as well.
Can I just say, you're not trying to be careful about numbers.
I am.
Because you've just invited a complete stranger.
No, I don't.
I think it was all in jokes, but I wanted to hear your thoughts.
Oh, no, she's coming.
Yeah, I feel like you've invited her.
How did you leave it?
How did you leave it?
That's it.
I said, ha ha.
Yeah, that'd be cool.
Did she give you her email or contact details?
I did follow her on Instagram.
You're making another move, bro.
I'm like, if she's invited, I might as well be a friend.
She's going to think she's in the relationship at this point.
She's going to think she's getting married.
That's so good.
Why?
Why would I do it? Because she's cold. It's because you can't say getting married. This is so good. Why? This is so good. Why would I do it?
Because she's cool.
It's because you can't say no.
But I also love it.
If she's listening, love your girl.
Let's be friends.
You don't love her.
You just met her.
Right.
She's cool.
I'm coming on too strong.
Is Ellie invited to the wedding?
Yeah, I'm really offended that she's invited for me.
Yeah.
Is Ellie, who you've known for much longer.
These other people. You've known Ellie for 10 minutes've known for much longer. There's other people.
Here's an opportunity.
You've known Ellie
for 10 minutes.
Here's an opportunity
to practice saying no.
Oh shit.
Ella,
is Ellie invited
to your wedding?
It's okay,
you can say no.
It's alright.
Oh,
it's an intimate
Waiheke wedding.
If the numbers allow it,
you're on it.
Ella,
you're doing it horrible.
I'm more offended now.
You say no.
Yeah. I'm sweating, I'm so sweaty now. Just say no. I'm so sweaty.
I love you Ellie.
Maybe on my next wedding. We want to ask
people this afternoon, this morning. That is so
good. If I don't get an invite to this wedding
now. You're getting an invite.
Okay.
I'll sit with the random lady that
showed you dresses. Who did you awkwardly
invite to the event? Or who did your partner awkwardly invite's cool. Who did you awkwardly invite to the event?
Or who did your partner awkwardly invite?
Or who did your mum awkwardly invite to the event?
This is so bad.
My ex invited his entire family to the birth of our daughter
right as I was going to get checked in and in walked his mum,
two sisters, brother, his sister's boyfriend and his dad
that I hadn't met despite
being together for two years.
He invited them to the birth.
Who invites the entire family
in? Especially someone she's
never met. I can kind of understand
it obviously needs to be
led by her.
Mum, I can understand. Sisters,
whose brother wants to go to
their sister-in-law's birth?
I can't understand the sisters.
It's just the mum for support.
Like anyone else.
Dad's like, oh, you're coming.
If I was in a delivery room and I'm pushing a watermelon out of me,
I don't want my sister in the room.
No offence, Amber, if you're listening.
Josh is here.
Hi, Josh.
Hi, Josh.
How you going?
Good, thank you.
Who got the awkward invitation?
Yeah, yeah, I was on Facebook and I thought I was doing an individual
friends-picking thing, but I accidentally invited a single person on Facebook
and all my family turned up.
And I haven't seen these people in like 15, 20 years.
What was the event?
It was my 21st.
Oh, no.
Hey, Josh.
And they turned up super early too, like 10 o'clock in the morning.
And I'm like, what the heck is going on?
Josh, quite an interesting experiment to invite everyone you've ever been friends with on Facebook to see who did turn up.
How many do you reckon you got?
Oh, a lot.
Really?
Probably two-thirds. Two-thirds. So how many roughly are we talking? How many people? you got? Oh, a lot. Really? Probably, oh, two thirds.
Two thirds, and so how
many roughly are we talking? How many people?
Ooh.
Probably 80.
Close to 80. 80 people!
At 10 o'clock in the morning for
a 21st. That's so good, Josh.
We're asking who got the awkward invitation.
Someone said, my mother-in-law invited her
international student to our wedding.
Oh, no.
Oh, I get it.
No.
Mum's trying to do the right thing.
She's trying to give the international student
an authentic Kiwi experience and go to a wedding.
Or do it at someone else's wedding.
Someone said, when we had our engagement party,
my now husband got quite drunk and invited 200 people, many of whom I would consider
acquaintances, not friends. We then had to super awkwardly delete the event and make
a new one with our actual friends. I invited my husband's ex-wife. Then he told me, and
then I told my husband, I'm assuming this is to a wedding, I invited my husband's ex-wife to the wedding
and then I told my husband.
He said no, so I had to uninvite her.
Oh my God.
That's...
Oh no.
Why would you invite his...
Why?
Are you tight with her?
Like, are you friends?
Oh my God, totally come to the wedding, guys.
Oh, they could be.
They could be.
Still.
Still, you have to check with him.
He's like, hey, she's my ex-wife
before she's your friend.
You know?
Yeah, exactly.
You've got to figure out the order in which you know these people.
Like, if you're inviting my ex-wife, I'm inviting all of your ex-boyfriends.
That's the deal.
Bree and Clint.
Bree and Clint.
All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger.
Oh, we do love doing your birthday bangers on this show.
Normally, it's in the afternoon.
Around what time are we doing in the afternoon?
We're doing about 5.30 in the afternoon at the moment.
5.30 to get you home in the Arvos.
But filling in this morning for Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley,
you give us your birthday.
We do the research behind the scenes.
Figure out what was the actual number one song on the charts when you were 16.
Then we'll play our favourite one.
Laura's here.
Morning, Laura.
Hi, Laura.
Good morning.
How's your morning been so far, Laura?
Oh, it's been great.
Thank you.
Oh, good to hear.
Oh, lovely.
Well, all we need, Laura, is your date of birth.
I'm 14th of February, 1988.
Valentine's Day.
That means you were 16, though, in 2004.
And on your 16th birthday, this was at the top.
Oh, tune.
Describe.
Describe and dreaming.
What do you reckon, Laura?
Great song.
Great song.
That's an absolute banger.
I was 16 when this album came out, too.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
This song made it across the ditch.
Yeah, it did.
Yeah.
Okay, wait there, Laura.
We're going to do a birthday banger for Danica.
Hi, Danica.
Hi, Danica.
Hello.
Now, this is cool, Danica, because you've actually turned 16 today.
Yes, yes, I have.
Happy birthday, Danica.
Happy birthday.
Thank you.
That's a big one, 16.
Are you doing anything special? We're going out for dinner tonight. Do you. That's a big one, 16. Are you doing anything special?
We're going out for dinner tonight.
Do you get the day off school on your 16th birthday?
No, not unfortunately.
Do you, when can
you get your licence? How old?
I can get it today.
You can get it today. Maybe
give it a few days. Danica's like, but I'm not gonna.
Give it a couple of days.
Alright, so that means you would have been... Well, you are. Well, you are. Maybe give it a few days. Danica's like, but I'm not going to. Give it a couple of days. All right.
So that means you would have been.
No, you are.
Well, you are.
Yeah.
16 today.
So I don't have to do any math.
The number one song in the country right now in your birthday banger is this.
There she is.
We literally just played it. Sabrina Carpenter, please, please, please. Do you tears when I'm just in love. We literally just played it.
Sabrina Carpenter, please, please, please.
Do you like it?
I do like it.
Yeah.
I like this song.
Yeah, nice.
Well, it's your birthday banger forever, Danica.
It is.
It was either going to be this or Eminem Houdini.
Wait there.
We're going to do one more for Kyla.
Kia ora, Kyla.
Hi, Kyla.
Morning, team.
Where are you off to this morning, Kyla?
Oh, just work as usual.
Fair enough.
Well, we can do your birthday banger on the way.
What is your birthday?
Love it.
It's 28th of March, 1980.
All right, Kyla, that means you were 16 in 1996.
And on that day, this was at the top. Everybody wants them to do a reunion tour.
And this is such a good drinking song too.
You get Wonderwall from Oasis.
Oh, it does, Kyla.
What's the memory that comes to mind?
Oh, maybe just some drinking, some parties.
And everyone
screaming this at the top of their lungs
to each other. Okay, wait there, Kyla.
We just played Sabrina Carpenter
so it's not going to be that. It's not a scribe
in Oasis.
I'm going with dreaming scribe.
Me too.
Yeah!
Hey, Laura, you won.
Woohoo! Have a great day, mate. Thanks for listening to ZM. See you's vibe. Yeah. Hey, Laura, you won. Woo-hoo.
Have a great day, mate.
Thanks for listening to ZM.
See you, Laura.
Bye.
Brian Clint from the year 2004.
Four.
2004.
Your birthday bang is Scribe on ZM.
Check it out.
One, two.
Hey, yo.
Bree and Clint.
Scribe, if you're listening, which I know he listens to ZM exclusively,
can we have some new music, please?
That'd be so cool.
Imagine Scribe releases a new album. He has been releasing the Odd track here and there. I want a whole album. Yeah, very spread out, please. That'd be so cool. Imagine Scribe releases a new album.
He has been releasing the Odd track here and there.
I want a whole album.
Yeah, very spread out, yeah.
And then I want him to tour that album all summer.
He's like, okay, mate.
I saw him a few years ago. Anything else you'd like?
A few years ago.
What was it at?
It was at a festival.
He did Friday Jams.
Yes, he did.
And I saw him at another festival in Todedonga and he was so good.
Yes, the man.
And the way he talked to the crowd, it was just so relatable.
Love him.
So, yes, Scribe, let us know.
Let us know when you're going to put that out.
Yesterday, I never, obviously we're never at home in the afternoons
because we do the drive show.
Yeah.
But yesterday afternoon, I've sat down in my living room
to do some work for today's show, finding some content.
And I was sitting there and I always like to have the TV on
in the background, kind of keeps you company.
If you know, you know.
They're still playing Dragon Ball Z in the afternoons?
Yeah.
Are they?
Yeah.
Mate.
You would have been home early enough for Brum. Yeah. I love Brum. Man, I hated Brum. Are they? Yeah. Mate. You would have been home early enough for Brum.
Yeah.
I love Brum.
Man, I hated Brum.
Did you?
Pengu was my favourite.
Yeah.
Yeah, Pengu was good.
Anyway, I had the TV on Bravo and I think I was watching Love It or List It
because that's a great show.
Okay.
But in between they play like trailers for other shows that are obviously
on that channel.
Yeah.
And I could, my ears pricked up when I heard a trailer
for one of the shows that's playing on Bravo at the moment.
It's a new show and it's called I Wasn't Expecting a Baby.
Right.
And here's what it sounded like.
What do you mean there's a baby?
Like what?
One in 2,500 women who give birth have cryptic or hidden pregnancies
and don't know that they're pregnant until they give birth.
I try to get up, and I am unable to walk.
Then I just black out.
Did she just say she was pregnant?
You gotta be pregnant, silly, to be in labor.
We knew that something was really going wrong.
I had just had a period, so I didn't think I was pregnant.
So she's on the phone with the ambulance,
and they're, like, asking her questions,
but she don't want to tell me there's a baby in the toilet.
It is gripping TV.
That sounds wild.
I was like, I'm hooked.
What time is it on? I'm tuning in.
I always wonder how they find these women.
Like if you're, how do they have a camera crew there
when you find out that you're pregnant?
Oh, I don't know if they have that.
I think it's the women recounting their experience.
Yeah.
I don't think they're like, quick, we got another one.
Or the camera's just hiding in the corner of every like.
Get the cameras in here now.
Every gynecologist offers.
It's like, I've got real sore abdomen.
The camera goes like, start rolling, start rolling, start rolling.
You never know.
The statistic in that really shocked me though.
One in 2,500 women...
One in 2,500, yeah.
...will have a pregnancy where they don't know that they're pregnant.
That seems high.
And I think there's a lot of things that come into it
because I think there's some women, these pregnancies,
where all the symptoms of a pregnancy are hidden.
Yeah.
So it just blows my mind.
And it blew my mind that you could theoretically have a period
while you were pregnant.
Yeah, that happens quite often.
Man, it would turn your crap upside down.
A lot of babies are not planned,
but you still have like seven to eight months of warning
that the baby's going to arrive.
You've at least got time to, you know, like make a room for them
or buy some nappies or something like that.
Go to some classes.
Imagine laying.
Tell your friend you're not coming to their wedding, whatever.
Imagine laying, like I just pictured myself,
laying in a hospital bed and me being like,
oh, I think I've got appendicitis.
And then the doctor coming over and going,
you're pregnant and you're about to start pushing.
What's going to happen to your life if you have a baby next week?
If you go home with a baby next week?
Completely changes my whole life. Well, to be honest,
you're not going to Greece.
Oh, yeah.
You're not going to have your European
summer. Nah. It's over.
That's over. It'd be
quite nice though, a little baby.
No, no, no. It's lovely. It's a blessing. Absolutely.
It just changes like that.
Because, you know, if I knew
I was pregnant, probably wouldn't have booked a trip to Greece.
We have run out of time for today, but we should do this tomorrow.
Yeah, I really want to ask people.
We should do, did you have a surprise baby?
Yeah.
I'd love to hear from people.
Can you write that down?
And if you're one of those, join us tomorrow
because we want to hear about that.
Yeah, text through your story now.
We'd love to hear it.
Do you know someone or was it you where you didn't know that you were pregnant?
Surprise, baby.
Bree and Clint.
And that's us.
Speaking of babies, we will pick up that conversation tomorrow about surprise pregnancies.
There's a few texts that have come through.
Yeah.
One in two and a half thousand women won't know that they're pregnant.
Isn't that a wild statistic?
Yeah.
And they say there's stuff like phantom pregnancy.
Oh, you're joking.
Oh, you're kidding.
No, you're kidding me.
Okay.
We've had a running joke with Ross Boss.
Every time that we've done the breakfast show,
we text him our breakfast order,
and he's just shown up with breakfast.
We had no faith in you.
You're kidding.
Oh.
There's an apple in there.
That's real.
He's actually come through.
Oh, Rostafa.
Is that because it's our six-year anniversary today?
Is it a special treat?
There was an element of guilt about it for the six years, so yeah.
And also, I just want you to stop texting me.
We knew.
Every day I wake up while you guys are filling in our breakfast
and just these orders of food
We knew we'd break you
It only took six years
Did you put that photo up of us?
No, I looked the other day
It popped up
The photo of us
like before
the three of us
before the show started
Yeah
Jeez, Clint, you've aged
Okay
Bree
You looked younger the other day
with the middle part.
Yeah, I need to go back to it.
She's stuck in a time warp.
Somehow I look older and better.
More George Clooney-ish.
Yeah, not wearing a hat probably helps.
Do you remember, I want to just quiz one question for Ross.
It's our six-year anniversary today.
Do you remember what was the first song we ever played
for the Brian Clint Show? Oh. Do you remember what song? first song we ever played for the Brian Clint Show?
Oh.
Do you remember what song?
Was it Snoopy's Christmas?
No.
Did you do that?
No, it was Jason Peejay.
No, but I feel like that was, maybe we talked about that.
You weren't happy about it, I'll tell you that for free.
What song was the first song ever played on the Brian Clint Show?
Well, clearly it wasn't whatever pop song was pop at the time.
You played this as the first song.
Yeah.
We sure did, baby.
And we haven't stopped believing ever since.
It's a wonder we keep re-signing the both of you.
So all day today, Zidane will be playing
Journeys Don't Stop Believing on the hour every hour
to celebrate us.
And the full back catalogue of all the Glee songs you know and love.
Have a great day, everybody.
We'll catch you back tomorrow morning.
Bye, guys.