ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 2nd July 2025

Episode Date: July 2, 2025

What lolly should go instead of Jaffas?  What's on your Legacy Playlist?  Common items that we don't own.  Movies on a Monday?!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. Play ZM's Brie and Clint. ZM's Brie and Clint, the Double Down is back. Tried in the all new Korean mayo or cheesy hash. Tonight we are going to witness the most anticipated show in the history of professional radio. ZM's Brie and Clint. Good afternoon everybody and welcome to the Brie and Clint. Good afternoon everybody and welcome to the Bree and Clint show.

Good afternoon for a Wednesday, over the hump. Yeah, over the hump. Not you, you've got a hump on your neck. I've put my neck out at the gym trying to train like someone who's not my age and we've got some guests here to watch the show today. I can't turn my head to the left and the guests are currently sitting to my left. So to see our guests, I have to turn my entire body.

Hi guys, how are you going out there? Nice to see you. Sorry about him, he's a bit weird. But we keep him around, he has other qualities. Every now and then I make a good joke. Yeah, you're like Zoolander. You can't turn to the left. You're like Quasimodo. We're still gonna have a fun show. We'll do all the usual bits. We're gonna give you the chance to see Lorde in Colorado at four o'clock this afternoon. That activator's gonna go off. This must be the last week to get in that drawer. Must be. There

mustn't be a heap of people going into this drawer which means good odds. What is it? Four a day? Yeah. For two weeks? That's not all that many. It's not that many? No. That's such good odds for such a huge prize. All you gotta do is guess the mystery noise at four o'clock. The activator will go off at five to four this afternoon. It sure will. Right now though, Traity versus Lady, it's back. The scores are still how they have always been this year. Oh no, slightly closer. The Trades could, if they win it today,

they could make it a three point game for maybe the first time this year. They are creeping back. Let's see if they can get it done. 50 bucks up for grabs. Give us a call now. 0800DIALS at M. Those creepy old Trades creeping on back. Just creeping their way in.

Creeping, creeping, creeping. Anybody gonna leak you tap in here? I can fix it with my wrench. Play ZM's Bree and Clint. Time for a round of tradie versus lady. It's Trady vs Lady! Alrighty, here we go. The Tradys on the comeback tour, they're on 48 wins for the year. The ladies on 52. Our ladies in Christchurch, she's 26 and she owns over 250 DVDs.

Welcome to the show, Tessa. Hi, Tessa. Hi, guys guys. Wow that is a huge collection. Are you waiting for an apocalypse so that you know you can really cash in? Well yeah that's my second choice. My first choice is that so many of them aren't on the streaming site. Right okay. All the super random ones. Give us one. Give us one that we couldn't get on neon or Netflix or something. Oh, one that you couldn't get on neon. Um... Uh...

I don't know. Under pressure. There's one called About Time, which is like one of my all-time favourite films. I love... Oh my god, the producers have just put their hands in the air. We love that movie. Yeah, and it was taken off for a while and I was like, no, I need my fix. So you went and bought it.

Rachel McAdams in that movie, right, Tessa? Yeah, and like, Dom-El Gleason, I think. Yes, such a good movie. Damn, Tessa Flicks up in here. OK, Tessa, you're taking on our tradie from Dunedin. He's she is 45 and her son lost his two front teeth on a slide. Welcome to the show, Anna. Hi, Anna.

Hi, how you going? Oh no, how old was he when he lost his two front teeth? He was eight. It was actually on the hydra slide in Dunedin. Lost his two front teeth. Wait, not his adult two front teeth? Yes, his two adult front teeth. But luckily, luckily they found one

down in the bottom of the pool. They stopped the pool and everybody coming down the hydro slide and they, and the lifeguard went in and found one. Yeah. And the other one was lodged up under his nose. Oh! Oh, Anna.

Wait, could they put that tooth back in, the one that they found? They did. Yeah, they popped it in a big glass of milk. That's incredible. A little canner of milk and they put it back in. So he's got them, but they're a bit funny shaped. Modern day medicine, hey?

Unbelievable. All right, Anna, your buzzer. Actually, let's go with names today. Tessa and Anna, those are your buzzers and the first three correct answers gets $50 cash. Good luck. Here we go guys, question number one. How many Jumanji movies have they made?

Tessa. Tessa, by the skin of her, excuse the pun, teeth. Two? Two is incorrect. Two is incorrect, Anna. Oh, I was gonna say two, so let's go one. No, that's incorrect as well. It's actually three, the original, and then they've made two.

Two with the rock. With the rock, exactly. Okay, one to no one. No one got that one. Question number two. In one of the most popular Dr. Seuss books, what won't Sam I Am eat? Tessa. Anna.

Tessa's in. Cream, eggs and ham? That's correct. That is on the money Tessa. One to the ladies. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. Tessa. Eba. Eba. It is of course Eba. She's on a roll. Anna you need this one to stay in the game. Question number four. What was the name of the first man to walk on the moon in 1969? Tessa.

Tessa for the win. Neil Armstrong? She's... Is Neil Armstrong? Got it! She's a lady. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady.

Every now and then people say Lance Armstrong but he's the cheating. I wish he was in between those two. Yeah right. One of them went to the moon and one of them got really high on drugs in one of a cycling race. He went to France or something. Yeah he won a couple or two in De France's. Good game both of you. The ladies take it out and they push the lead back out to five points. Fifty bucks coming your way Tessa, congratulations. Well done mate.

Thank you. Sweet ass. ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. Have you heard the latest trend in music? Called the legacy playlist? Oh no, I thought you meant some band. I was going to pretend to know who they were. It is a band called Legacy Playlist.

I love them. I love their Glast-O set. Me too, they're my favourite. No, they're not a band called Legacy Playlist. I love them. I love their Glast-O set. Me too. They're my favourite. No, they're not a band. It's a trend that people are talking about online where people are creating their Legacy Playlist, which is essentially like a time capsule of their life. Oh, okay.

You know, kind of like a diary but in playlist form. I guess it's just another term for the songs that will play at your funeral. Yeah like kind of like a diary but in playlist form. I guess it's just another term for the songs that will play at your funeral. Yeah, kind of. Yeah, that's a way more morbid way of describing it. I know, but do you not think about that? You don't think about the songs that are gonna play at your funeral?

I'm lucky I haven't thought about that yet, but I do remember when my Nan was quite old and she made me write down the song she wanted at her funeral. Yes. And the song she wanted at her funeral. Yes. And the song she wanted as her casket was going down. Yeah, yeah. Which was Elvis Presley, My Way.

Oh, um, Frank Sinatra, My Way. Well, is there an Elvis version? There's an Elvis version. Yeah, right. She wrote the Elvis version. Yeah, right. So that was a real morbid chat, but hey, I made it come true. Mine's going to be. So that was a real morbid chat, but hey, I made it come true.

Mine's gonna be... Classic. Yeah. My kids will be like, mine's gonna be mumbo number five for no reason. I just like the song. I thought it'd be fun this afternoon where I've gotten everyone on the show, you, Clint, Claudia, Ella, we've all submitted two songs that would definitely be on our legacy playlist. Yeah, sure.

And the game's going to be, we're going to play the songs and then all of us have to try and guess whose legacy playlist that is. I reckon easy. You reckon this is going to be easy? Yeah, I reckon easy. Okay. Well, we do spend a lot of time together and we should know each other well enough. So okay, let's kick it off Claudia, because everyone submitted the songs to you.

I've put them in a random order. Okay. So we'll just play them and see if you can figure out who's whose whose. Okay, here's one. That's Breeze. That's my first guess. It's Breeze, right? Breeze. No? What? Okay, yeah, no, that is... It is, isn't it? Yeah. Who's this one?

It's either because Ella likes Harry Styles and Claudia likes One Direction. I like Harry Styles as well. Stop trying to be young and cool. You like One Direction and Ella likes Harry. I'm going to lock in Ella as well. Yep. Yeah! Okay, bear that in mind for the next one. Okay. Claudia. Claudia. Who's could that be? Claudia written them all over it.

How did that get there? That's the person who cried when... Liam? Liam died. I'm still crying about it. And took a day off work. She cried for four or five days. Sorry, Claude.

I genuinely did though. I told you this was gonna be easy. Okay, who's this one? I put on me trees, I'm in the breeze. Ella. It's Hunger Games. So that song makes me emotional. I don't even need to hear anymore.

It's a weird Hunger Games song. It makes me wanna cry. It's such a niche. It's from the Hunger Games prequel, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah. I'm in the breeze. That's got Ella. It's just beautiful. All over that one as well. It is a beautiful Billie Eilish

song. Olivia Rodrigo. Olivia Rodrigo. Yeah. Okay. Next one's gonna be a bit harder. Whose is this one? I'd have a say. Take a step in the duck and say it's Clint's. That's your guess? It could be Ella's. Yeah, I've already done two though. I can't remember Ella ever going, oh I'd love to put on Confessions, Usher. At my funeral. At my funeral.

Clint, yeah it's Clint. It is me. We're doing legacy playlists, you've got to guess whose song is whose. Whose is this one? Follow, follow the sun. What? The direction of the birds. Mmm. The direction of life.

Rogue choice. Who is it? I was gonna say Claudia's, but I have a sneaky feeling it's Breeze. This is lovely. Breathe in the air. Xavier Rod, follow the sun, it's mine. I like it. 100%.

I've never once heard you play this song. Maybe I'll listen to it in private. Where's Whitney? It's such a beautiful song, can't recommend it enough. Okay, there's only two songs left and by process of elimination, one is mine and one is Claudia's. Okay, let's do both. Will you be able to tell who's is who's? Do whose? Let's do both and then you can allocate them. Yeah yeah yeah okay so one of them. Don't say don't say don't say.

And the other one. Do we even need to vote? Or guess? Oh I do know Clint Roberts, he's a big hoober man. He loves to stank it up. Excuse me, we refer to ourselves as the hoober skinks. Sorry, the hoober skinks. Obviously this is Clint's and hoober stank is of course Claudia. Banger. Yeah.

Well done everybody. Are we predictable? Or do we just like what we like? is of course Claudia. Banger. Banger. Yeah. Well done everybody. Are we predictable? Mmm. Or do we just like what we like? Mmm. Yeah, no, I think we are. Being predictable is good.

Yeah. It's reliable. Yeah, we are what we say on the tin. Yeah. You don't want to open a tin and there's something in there, rogue ingredient. You don't go to KFC and go, mmm, I hope it tastes different today.

No, exactly. Exactly. I hope they've added it tastes different today. No, exactly. Exactly. I hope they've added a new herb or spice. No, we want the original. That is Franklin. What do you think the appliances in your house that lies the most, what would you say? Mm.

Claudia said scales before, which I thought was quite funny. That's a great answer. That is a great answer. Unfortunately, I don't think my. That's a great answer. That is a great answer. Unfortunately, I don't think my scales lie. So I wish. I don't have scales.

Oh yeah. In my household, I got rid of them years ago. I was like, why do I need scales? I actually like that logic. Yeah. I was like, what do I actually need them for? Yeah, I know. They just make me feel bad about myself.

And you get addicted to checking out. Yeah. I was like, I need them. Yeah, fair enough. Is it the microwave? Nah I think the microwave incredibly accurate. How's your microwave lying to you? Oh you know like when sometimes I'll put a bowl of soup in there and sometimes you know the certain time limit heats it and then other times it doesn't. But that's on you. If you tell it to do two minutes it does two minutes. A microwave will lie to you when it's got that button that says it can defrost an entire chicken.

Never has, never has, never will. I don't think the defrosting button on a microwave actually works. No, you just get a chicken that's cooked on the outside and frozen rock solid on the middle. So true. It's neither of those. I found this TikTok video today and I,

this woman has nailed it. Okay. The appliance that lies the most in your house is the washing machine. What do the washing machine gain by lying about how much time it need love? Sis, if you need some more time, take all the time you need.

I just went to the washing machine to check, you know, just how much time was left because it was time for me to switch it over. That bitch said 12 more minutes. You're a liar, I saw you. When you first started, I set the timer. I said, okay, I counted the hours and I know my math wasn't wrong.

If you wanted to close the seat in you a little bit longer, if you trying to build relationships with my draws, then do that, but don't have me the one looking like a fool. Exactly right, Fisher and Paykel. If you need an hour and a half to do my 45 minute cycle, tell me that. Yeah. Tell me that.

We'll be okay with it. I won't put it on when I need to leave the house in one hour. It's so true. I don't understand. And I won't. We'll be okay with it. I won't put it on when I've got, when I need to leave the house in one hour. It's so true. I don't understand. I don't understand. And my issue is with Fisher and Pikeall washing machines specifically. I don't know what you have in your house.

I've got a Samsung. Oh. Yeah, which is not too bad. Like I reckon five minutes either side. Not once in its entire life has my washing machine given me the actual amount of time that's left on it. I'll say to my wife how many minutes are left on the washing machine and she'll go there's 12 Fisher and Pikell minutes. Which is actually how long is a piece of string.

I just don't understand. I wish somebody who builds washing machines or programs these things for a living could tell us why does it bother telling us how much time is left if that is just not the amount of time that's left? Do you reckon it's a guesstimate from the washing machine or do you reckon it's accurate? Do you reckon it's actually just a guess and we've all just been taking it as verbatim? Yeah, do you reckon it's about 12 minutes? Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. Why does it stay on three minutes for about 15 minutes? Oh my god.

I've just asked Google. Yeah. I said, is the time on a washing machine accurate? No, the time displayed on a washing machine is generally an estimate, not a precise calculation. Oh my god, you were right. What? It says here it's based on ideal conditions and may be affected by factors like the size of the load,

water pressure, soil level, causing the actual wash time to vary. What about my washing is not ideal? Like the water doesn't change. It's your- The things I put in it doesn't change. Is your mind blown? Yeah, a mind blown? My mind is blown. A little bit. But...

I can't believe that that is what it is. I don't want my washing machine to estimate. I actually don't want my washing machine to be that smart. Shouldn't it just be that's how long? I want it to do one hour of washing and then I get the clothes as clean as they are after one hour of washing. I agree. It should just be, okay, if you want the cotton cycle on cold, then that is 45 minutes. Yeah, exactly right. As just standard.

Exactly right. You know? Is the dishwasher doing the same? No. Is the dish- I'm gonna check. Is the time on the dishwasher? Accurate or an estimate.

Accurate or an estimate. Iurate, accurate or an estimate? I'm gonna lose it. I can't believe, are we just, are we weird? Does everyone else know this? I don't think so. You didn't know this, did you Claudia? This is news to you. I just don't believe it.

The time displayed on a dishwasher is generally an estimate! What? What in the world? Why are these machines estimating so much? I don't like it. You're a machine. Time is for us to make up, not you. Oh, I... I'm second guessing everything.

I'm second guessing everything, oh no! What about the air fryer? No, no way, no way. Okay, hold on, I'll check. Hold on, hold on, let me check. It's all the oven, right? We've been wrong, hold on, I'll check. No way. Hold on, hold on, let me check. Or the oven, right? We've been wrong twice today. We couldn't be wrong. Let me just check.

Okay. Um... Toaster? Not the toaster. The time on an air fryer is an estimate! No, it's not. Not a precise measurement! Air fryers cook with hot air,

and factors like the food size, temperature, and the air fryer's unique characteristics can affect cooking time! No, not possible. Wait, is it just the time written on the box when it says cook for eight minutes? But the eight minutes is still- I can't, I can't deal with this.

I'm overheating. What is time? Can you end the air fryer? What is time? Have we- What? What? Have we earned Rebels?

Are you guys as shocked as me? I am shocked. I don't believe the air fryer one. I don't believe the air fryer one. Are you guys as shocked as me? I don't believe the FRI won. I can't trust anything. I can't trust anything or anyone anymore. I never did trust anyone, but now I can't trust anything. Their name's Brayn Clint. Big news yesterday that RJs, the people that make Jaffas, have stopped making Jaffas.

I found it really interesting that they didn't announce that they were going to stop making Jaffas. They've stopped. You can't buy Jaffas on their website anymore. Our producer Claudia has been to the stores today to try and get some Jaffas. Were you trying to stockpile and hit the black market or you wanted one last taste? No, I was just going to buy my fair share and definitely not everything available. But they're gone? There's none? There was nothing. There's none? I couldn't find any. So they're gone? There's none? There was nothing. There's none? I couldn't find any. So they're already gone.

They're already gone. RJ's have pulled a Swifty. And there's no shade. I love RJ's. I think they did a great job filling the gap in the market when the Cadbury factory closed down. They were the heroes. They, just running a business too. They're not trying to hurt anybody's feelings. No.

They said, people don't buy them, so we can't make them it's just how it works. I think Jaffas in people's minds they hold a special place that doesn't mean you're going to eat them. It's like um... I think, can I just say though I love Jaffa, I like a Jaffa. I'm not buying them regularly, which I don't know how many people were, but I would buy them from time to time. There is a million other lollies that I would rather get the chop, get in the bin before the Jaffa. And I would agree with that too.

There's so many more. I think in the lolly landscape, there's plenty of lollies that I go, who the hell is buying that? Some lollies suck and I don't know why they keep making them. So this afternoon we're gonna put together a list of lollies that should get cancelled instead of Jaffas and I'd like to kick it off with Eskimos. Oh yeah, you can't really call them that anymore either,

can you? Can you? No. What do you call them? Wouldn't they rename them to like explorers or something? Yeah. Oh get rekt. Yeah, same as- If you're gonna rename them, just get rid of them. Get rid of them, they're like a bad marshmallow. Just get you call them? Wouldn't they rename them to like explorers or something? Yeah. Oh, get wrecked. Yeah, same as um.

If you're gonna rename them, just get rid of them. Get rid of them, they're like a bad marshmallow. Just get rid of them. If I have to learn a new name for them, it's not worth it. They're not yum either. No, they're not. They're not yum. I'm not sitting down at the end of the day going, oh.

Don't you need them for a lolly slice? I could really tuck into a explorer right about now. I'm really craving an explorer. It's a good point Claudia. Are they what's in? Are they the key ingredient in a lollislo? Lolly cake. Lolly cake.

Oh, okay. Oh. Oh, you might have me there. They might have to stay off the acting list. They can just be in the bakery section. Is lolly cake single-handedly keeping explorers on the shelves? I reckon they are. I reckon the lolly cake, the humble lolly cake is. We've stumbled upon something here. Okay I want to add to the list, no doubt in my mind this lolly needs to go before the

Jaffa Spearmint leaves. What? You're so right. Yuck. I like them. Of course you do. You like all the old man lollies. Spearmint's not even the best kind of mint. We got one of those smash cakes recently and it was jam packed full of jelly lollies and some spearmint leaves in there. Yuck! I hate them. Me and the kids gravitated towards the spearmint leaves. It's not even the best mint. Where's the pepper? Yeah, make a peppermint lolly. Bring back the peppermint. Someone texted in, adios spearmint leaves.

Yes, this is the kind of attitude we need. Lollies that we should get rid of before we get rid of Jaffa's aniseed wheels. Or anything aniseed flavoured. Throw licorice all sorts in there. I don't want all sorts, I want no sorts. They're yuck. Throw licorice in there.

Licorice. No, no, black licorice with the chocolate centre? Oh, one of RJ's best. Stop. One of RJ's best. Get in the bin. Just go boost bump. You're now taking something yum, putting it with something crap and then trying. And making it delicious.

And then you're just making it average. You know what's good though? Red RJ's licorice with chocolate in the middle. With the chocolate centre, yeah! Yes, yes, yes, yes! What about the red licorice with chocolate in the middle. Yes, yes, yes, yes. What about the red licorice with the sherbert in the middle? Oh, that's my favourite. Wonka-licious. Yum, love that too.

Can I get rid of, I know it's a biscuit, but I also find it kind of lov-y. Oh my god, are we about to become best friends? What are you gonna say? Squiggles, I hate squiggles. What? Yeah, I can't say I'm a big fan of squiggles. No, no, no, no, no, no, no,? Yeah, I can't say I'm a big fan of squiggles. What were you thinking?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. What were you thinking? You cannot be a fan of squiggles without calling for its execution. I don't say I want it to be executed. Yeah, no. I made them get them gone. Really?

No, I don't know. I don't dislike them that much. No, they bring people joy, but I hate them so much. What is wrong? Where's spearmint leaves? We've got to be really careful. I will die on that hill. I will take those spearmint leaves down.

And I feel that passion. I feel like we need to... Not squiggles though. Leave squiggles alone. We need to be careful here guys. We're looking to sacrifice a lolly to save Jaffas. So if you don't truly want this thing gone, don't nominate it. Don't just throw a passing comment out there where you go, I'm not a huge fan of this. Because we're gonna have a burning ceremony. Because it may never be seen again if we have our way.

Okay, I have something I feel passionately about. Pink smokers. Yes. Those little smoker lollies. Oh, I quite like them. I quite like the Musk. They're Musk lollies, aren't they? I don't reckon you do like them. I reckon they remind you of your nan.

They do, yeah. I quite like them. Which I mean, that means you like them, doesn't it? Those caramel lollies? Yuck. Oh, Werther's Originals? Yes. Delicious. What?

What? No, I love a Werther's Original. I don't mind a Werther's Original. Hey, this might be crazy, guys. It's not caramel either, it's butterscotch. It's disgusting. Hear me out. It might be crazy,

but I stand by what I'm about to say. All right, let's see. Instead of getting rid of Jaffas, I say, let's say bye bye to jelly beans. That's sad though. How dare you? Jelly beans are fun. Jelly beans can, have you ever said to yourself, oh I'm craving a jelly bean? When I was five.

No. I will, I will offer one perspective. Jelly beans, kids love a jelly bean. They're good for teaching. Oh, who gives a crap about kids? Well, the lolly industry. They're good for teaching kids to count. And also as a parent, they're a good bride

because you don't have to give them a whole lolly. You can go, if you clean your room, you can have a jelly bean. Give them a smoker. Or a smoke. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. There's plenty of lo, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,? If we could call RJs and say, hey, I know you guys need to cut costs, but have you considered getting rid of this lolly instead?

0800DALZM, or you can text 9696. Someone said, nah, jelly beans can piss right off. Black jelly beans, yes. No, all of them can go. Jelly beans are crap. And to the person that's like, jelly beans are only good for diabetics, we'll find another lolly to lead the charge for the diabetics. We're not going to forget about them.

What's so good about jelly beans for diabetics? I think it's like they know the right amount of sugar if they're... Oh, it's a perfect dose. Yeah, or something like that. Fascinating. Hey, we can find something else. Yeah. Do you guys like, I mean, explorers? ZAMB's Bree and Clint podcast. We're trying to decide if we could save Jaffas by sacrificing a different loli. And if so, what is that loli? What's the loli we get rid of to save Jaffas?

Top of my list. Licorice all sorts. And spearmint leaves. I've backed down from Explorers, which I've just learned is their new name, because I've only just understood their importance for lolly cake. Oh, Drew.

I love lolly cake, but I would never opt for an individual or a bag of Explorers. They are integral to a great lolly cake lolly cake. So, so lots of feedback on this. Let's go to the people. Licorice also, Spearmint leaves, Orekin, let's done deal. Lotta, lotta hate for Spearmint leaves. Get rid of them, they yuck. Do you like a Spearmint leave, Richard? No. Yeah, I didn't think so. Have you ever met someone that does like them? No, I haven't actually. Hi Richard, nice to meet you. I'm Clint. First time caller.

Wait wait wait. First time caller. Good to have you. What's the lolly you think we get rid of to save Jaffas? Same bananas. Oh the banana lollies. I did love them as a kid. It's an explorer with the worst flavour, isn't it Richard?

Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And Richard, Richard sounds like he knows what he's talking about because he's got a fancy accent. Can you get a bag of bananas? Yeah. You know, you can get a bag of explorers, you can get a bag of pineapple lumps. I'm pretty sure you can.

Bag of bananas. Yeah, I think you can. It's from the UK originally, but yeah, you can get the same bananas. I think you can buy them in the lolly shop, but what's the point of them? What kind of psychopath is buying a whole bag of banana lollies? My mum used to. Did she really? She loves them eh.

Wow. And that, we used to have them as kids because she used to buy so many. Thanks Richard, thank you for your input. We're going to take it into consideration. We appreciate it. Let's go to Chloe. Chloe you're a kid so your opinion is really important on this. What lolly do we get rid of? I think we get rid of the sour Fijower. What? No. The Fijower Chloe. Yeah. You're not a fan. No way. Do you like the Fijo fruit, actual Fijos? No. Yeah, that makes sense. OK, Chloe, what do you like so we can get to know you a bit more?

What's your favourites? I really like white chocolate. White chocolate. Oh, OK. Like, do you love a Kinder Surprise? Yes. I mean. Do you like a Milky Bar? It's delish. Yes. Do you like the Milky Bar with the tiny little jelly beans inside it?

Yes. Do you like the Cookies and Cream one? Yes. Oh, so good. Okay, good input. Thank you, Chloe. Lots of text coming through on this. The loli we get rid of instead of Jaffas.

Someone said it's controversial but crunchy bars need to burn in hell. I think they feel strongly about it. I think New Zealand would collapse in on itself if we lost Jaffas and crunchy bars in the same year. There would be riots on the streets. Someone else said, oh my god Bree if spearmint leaves disappear I'll cry. We fight over them, Woolworths can't keep up with our demand because I said they have to go before the Jaffa. It's RJ's who are getting rid of the Jaffa and someone's texted and said tell RJ's to get rid of that vegan tropical licorice they make. I've never had it. I've not had a vegan tropical licorice. I haven't had it. I was arguing that red licorice isn't real licorice. I wonder what the purists would say about a vegan tropical.

How is licorice not vegan? What's in it? It would be the gelatin. Is it the gelatin? Gelatin. Yeah, which is, well, yeah. Made of horse hooves. Why is everything made out of horse hooves?

They're not great. Yeah. Go the vegans! Someone said, oh god, She's just resorted to yelling Give her an inch we give her an inch and she starts protesting Who's a vegetarian like that's enough well you're here while you're here Ella the vegan this one's for you It says I work for Griffin's how dare you disrespect squiggles like that What do you have to say for yourself? Sorry?

Just not my favorite someone said axe minties and jet planes Yeah, you disrespect squiggles like that. Oh yuck. What do you have to say for yourself? Sorry, go Griffin. Disgusting. Just not my favourite. Someone said Axe Minties and Jet Plains. No. Oh, that's controversial. No, I'll eat a bag of Jet Plains. Someone else said get rid of Macintosh lollies. No, no.

What are our grandparents going to eat? Someone else said wine gums are overrated. Get rid of them. No, I love... We all kind of have to agree. No, this is nostalgic. A roll of wine gums. Okayrated get rid of them. No I kind of have to agree. No this is nostalgic a roll of wine gums. Okay what would you rather wine gums or Jaffas you can only pick one to stay. I'd probably go wine gums. But again but again I haven't bought either for 25 years. What do you say producers wine gums or Jaffas what are you buying? Jaffas, easy. Jaffas all day. I do like a wine gum though.

I love how Clint just loves to pick the old man lolly. I'm not trying to do it. You're really showing your cuffs for the Q. Catherine, wine gums or Jaffas? Jaffas. Yeah, gotta be Jaffas. I absolutely hate wine gums. Sorry, friend. That's alright.

What's the lolly you want to get rid of? I want to get rid of the milkshakes. Oh! That's right. That's right. What's the lolly you want to get rid of? I want to get rid of the milkshakes. Oh! That's foul. You mean like the milk bottles? Oh no, milkshakes in the paper, in the waxy wrapper. They're quite chewy. So it's in a white wrapper with pink tips on the end of it?

Is that what you're talking about? Yeah, well it's in the blue bag. I had to have a Google. Yeah. Cause there's two different types, well, it's in the blue bag. I had to have a Google. Yeah. Cause there's two different types. There's the one in the wrapper and then there's the one in the mixed bag of lollies that look, and it comes in,

it's like a gummy kind of milkshake. Are you talking about milk? It's the Pascale. Yeah, she's talking about milkshakes. You're talking about milk bottles. No, no, there's also milkshake lollies. Oh, okay. Yeah, but we're talking about the one in the wrapper. Well,'s also milkshake lollies. Oh, okay. Yeah, but we're talking about the one in the wrapper.

Well, Catherine, you and I could never be. I love those milkshake lollies. I quite like those too. Oh. Yeah. No, it's like, if I wanted milk, I would just have it in my coffee. I would not have it as a lolly.

I mean, Catherine's got a point. I feel the same way about those banana lollies. I would just have a real banana. I would just have a banana. Thanks, Catherine. A a point. I feel the same way about those banana lollies. I just have a real banana. I just have a banana. Thanks Catherine. A lot of milk bottle texts. What about the teeth? We haven't really discussed the teeth.

No, teeth are fun. Yeah. I mean, how would we make those... They don't taste good, but they're fun. How would we make those hilarious jokes where you put them in and you're like, oh, look at my teeth. We're trying to come up with a lolly to get rid of instead of Jeff as someone said, guys, get rid of those hard-ass crocodiles

The crocodile I know make the Macy's crocodiles delicious and you can get an individual crocodile in its own packet Someone just said because we're talking about lollies We could get rid of before Jeffers and someone just texted through and a seed balls anything and a seed Is that a lolly is it? Yeah. That sounds horrific. What is this the 1930s? Hi I'm Elise and I'm 10. I am sad that Brie said she does not like explorers and licorice all sorts. No I didn't say I didn't like explorers that was you. They are my favorite, Brie. I'd get rid of Fijois Lollies. Wait, I didn't say I didn't

like Explorers. Licorice Allsorts are the devil. I will stand by that. This kid, 10 year old, doesn't like Fijois either. I think maybe they're an acquired taste. Sorry, Elise, but in fairness, Clint said he hated Explorers. said, licorice of all sorts. Hey, don't guess like Elise. She heard what she heard. What the hell? I don't want to not be friends with Elise. Thank you for your submissions.

We'll call RJ's with urgency and see if we can push those through. I think they'll like to hear the results from our poll. The ZM Podcast Network. Benson Boone on ZM, Brian Clint. We're gonna do Google Down next? Oh yeah, Google Down time. Do you feel lucky?

Well, do ya? It's time for Brian Clint's Google Down. In my mind, I was like, oh geez, Clint's really dropped the ball. He hasn't even said anything. I was like, oh shit, it's me. My turn, sorry about that, guys. It's your special thing. Yeah, my special thing.

It's ZM's Bri and Clint podcast. Bri and Clint. Let's play Google Down now. Yeah, that time it is my fault. Do you feel lucky? Well, do ya? It's time for Bri and Clint's Google Down punk. Here we go, Google Down time. Did you guys play last week when I was away? No. We wouldn't dare. It's against the rules. How dare you? How dare we?

Well I'm back so we will play which means it gives someone a chance to pick up some KFC chicken dollars which is awesome to whoever takes out the game. Clint, Claudia and Ella are our contestants. Are we ready to play? Hang on, I'm getting lots of messages. Yeah, no, let me moon it. Oh, I'm gonna put my do not disturb on. Yeah, no, good.

That's a you problem, I'm ready. Okay, Clint's ready. Here's how we play. I will ask you questions. First person to yell out what is the most common answer that comes up on Google. I'll give you a point. First to three wins the game.

Are we ready? Ready. I love you, Bree. Here we go, guys. Love you too. Question number one, how many solo albums does John Bon Jovi have? Mm, mm, mm, mm, two. Oh.

He's got a lot of albums. And two solo albums. Oh man, oh dang, Floor Ebbett. A lot of albums with the band, only two solo. It's crazy that a Bon Jovi album is not a John Bon Jovi album. Crazy. Who's Bon?

John Bon Jovi is the lead singer of Bon Jovi, yeah. Is that him living on a prayer? He's Millie Bobby Brown's father-in-law. Yeah, living on a prayer. That is right. Okay, one to Claudia. Question number two. Who invented the NutriBullet? Nice. Oh no. Colin Sapphire.

Sapir. I'll take it. Colin Sapir is correct. Well done. Well done. What a legacy. What an amazing legacy. Colin Sapir is correct, Clint. Well done, well done. One, two, three. What a legacy. What an amazing legacy. Is Nutribullet, no that's Ninja. Who does the Ninja ice cream?

The Ninja Creamy. I think the Ninja company own the Nutribullet, yeah. I'm pretty sure, yeah. There you go, nice. All great products. Or did Nutribullet do the Nutra Ninja, which is a Nutribullet knockoff? I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. Maybe we should Google. We could Google it, but there's no time, because here comes question number three. Hershey's. Snickers! Cadbury Dairy Milk. Elle are coming through in the clutch.

It is a Snickers. Snickers. Get in. Well done. That surprises me. Interesting, eh? I feel like super popular in America. It's why I said Hershey's. It was a guess.

When's the last time you had a Snickers? I love them, they're good. They are very good. I don't know. I think, no, I probably shouldn't say that. What? Fair enough. I think they used to be amazing.

I feel like they've gotten smaller. They have gotten smaller, yeah. Which I mean, most things have. Shrinkflation. Yeah. But anyway, we move along. One point each. Here comes question number four.

How many siblings does Benson Boone have? Zero. Ella. It's all you. Three, four. Ella, did you say, no one gets it right. All incorrect. Or woman.

He just gives only child energy. He's got four sisters. Oh my God. Kind of an only child, cause he's the only boy. Yeah, I can see him having only sisters. That does make sense for him. Four sisters. That's why he had to learn how to backflip for attention.

Look at me, mum and dad, look at me. He's getting all this hate online. Okay, we are still... Good backflip though. That wasn't hate, by the way. Oh, okay. What was he, what was that? It's just your tone.

Yeah, your tone, figure it out. Your tone. Guys, please. Hey Clint, shush. Let me just win this game. Oh no, I've lost control of the game. All right, here we go, question number five. In what year was the game Jenga invented?

1993. I'm going to give it to Claude. Yes, thank you. Oh, this is actually quite interesting. At the London Toy Fair. There's no time. Question number six. Who is Jack Black married to?

Paddy Hayden. Claudia gets it done in the bottom of the seventh. Just. What a good game, which means, Nicole, you backed in Claude for the win, so you get the 50k of C chicken dollars. Yay thank you so much Stedine. You are welcome. Thanks for your support Nicole. I think I've lost the friendship of Ella after that. No it's fine. I'm happy I was close. Did you learn anything today uh Nicole? Um just that yous are all so awesome and amazing. Good answer. She had other things on, she was like, I'm just going to hang here in case I win. I learnt that Clint needs to figure out his tone.

I love you. I learnt that Ella likes to start fights but doesn't know how to finish them. Exactly right. What the heck does that mean? I have learnt I love to stay out of it and just watch this happen. It's ZM's Breinclint podcast. Bree, what was the last CD you think you bought? That is, I can't remember.

Isn't it buzzy that one day you bought your last CD and you'd never realised, you didn't think about it? I got a free, I can remember the last free CD I got. It was a BB Rexha album. Oh damn, you get that hot BB Rexha CD. I got that hot fire BB Rexha CD. The BB CD. Yeah, the BB CD. Word. I don't remember what my one is either, but Lorde has issued her new album on CD. I think, I think most albums do still come on CD. Really? Yeah, and cause JB Hi-Fi still sell plenty of CDs.

There has to be a market for them. I feel like it's cool again though. Lord is doing it because it's cool, for sure. It's like a piece of merch that you can own to own the record or to own the CD. And I imagine there's a lot of people who will buy the CD and never listen to it, you know? Buy the CD, support the artist,

then stream it on Spotify like everybody else. Yeah, right. How much is a CD sitting you back these days? 29.95 at JB Hi-Fi for the Lord Virgin album. Yeah, nice. So it hasn't changed the price of CDs. About the same, yeah. It'd be crazy if CDs were going up in price.

They're like, they're $45 now. We're like, what? You're like, you know, music is literally free now, eh? There's an issue with the Lord CD, though. If you buy it, it won't work in all CD players. What do you mean? And it's the first CD I've ever heard that has had this problem. Claudia has a picture of Lord's album that she's going to bring up.

She's used new technology that I've never seen anybody else use before. It looks so cool. It's crazy to bring out new CD technology in 2025 but Lorde has. The CD is completely see-through. I love it. It's translucent. Translucent. Yeah, how cool is that? You can see all the way through it. There's no picture side. Not cool that you can't use it but it looks great. So some CDs, CD players can play it. Okay. Some most modern CD players can play it. So what my Discman... But your Discman will struggle to play it and your car,

most car CD players when you put it in, the car CD player is just spitting it straight back out because it's not working in the car. It's like there's nothing on this CD. And I feel like if you're gonna buy the Lord CD you're probably gonna listen to it in your car. I think if you're a millennial or a gen z'd who wants to experiment with CD technology probably the only CD player you have access is in your 2000s car. That's where I'd want to listen to a CD. Here's my question, how did they not test this? Yeah. Yeah. Like someone's getting fired. There's an issue too because there's not a, you know how with vinyls now

you can get the blood one and the clear one and the black one and the gold one this is the only CD the clear one the clear one yeah kind of looks like a contact lens it does hey yeah what were you gonna say producer Ella I just wanted to know is there like a website where I can type in my car model a great great question literally was gonna buy this CD or do you have a factory factory CD player in your cow or is it an aftermarket CD player? Bro, I don't know.

Yeah, see? Which one's work, the aftermarket one? Don't ask me questions I don't have the answer to. Stank. Are you willing to risk it for 29.95 that will go to Lorde? No, but I'll do some more research and I'll go onto Reddit. You know on JB Hi-Fi, of the Lord CDs are a different price? Are they? Yeah.

How much for Pure Heroin? Pure Heroin, $16.99. Pure Heroin's in the bargain bin! $16.99. Um, Mellow Drama. What are you cheering about? Oh, I just want to buy that. Oh, okay.

Mellow Drama, $25.99. Melodrama, 25.99. Solar Power, 26.99. And the latest one, Virgin, 29.99. I know what they've done. They've confused the stickers. They've put the Pure Heroine sticker on the Solar Power album. Oh, yeah.

And the Solar Power sticker on the Pure Heroine album. Yeah, I have to agree with you. I think Solar Power is buy any Lord album, get Solar Power sticker on the Pure Heroine album. Yeah, I have to agree with you. I think Solar Power is buy any Lord album, get Solar Power for free. I think that's, I think it's one of those combo deals. Not a bad deal. This is slander, stop it right now. That album is fantastic.

We didn't say that it wasn't. You've been sitting here dogging it. When? When? When? We just said it's a great deal, you get that one for free. You too, we're gonna talk after class. Pfft!

I'm telling you off. Sorry. Gonna get my ruler out. Sorry mum. Sorry, sorry mum. Disappointing, I'm shocked. Play Zed M's Bree and Clint. Mariah Carey.

How much of a diva is she? She just leans into it. She's a diva in every sense of the word. She is. She's a diva. every sense of the word. She is. She's a diva, she's also an absolute diva. Diva, in every way. A very bizarre interview that she did for the Summertime Ball, which was a few weeks ago.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Where she revealed that she doesn't own, nor has she ever owned or had in her house a clock. Wow! Does not have a clock. Not even on the oven? Well, she didn't mention that. But I mean, does anyone really set the time on their oven?

Yeah. I don't. Kind of just blinks zeros. Well, I don't want to ruin the segment, but I don't have a clock, but I use the clock on the microwave and the oven. That's the clock. So you don't have any other clock in your house?

Nah. But you would have. Yeah, over time. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I haven't been clock-less my whole life. Yeah. God, surely not. Anyway, she said- I've had plenty of clock.

She doesn't believe in it. In time, she said, I don't need clocks. Time is not a thing for me. Yeah. That's the most Mariah Carey thing. Isn't it? Ever. Yeah. She said, I want my own time. Why would I acknowledge the passing of time? the passing of time. Yeah, so she doesn't have a watch? That's a good question. I don't know about the watch. I just know that she does not have any clocks in her house. Why would she have a watch if she doesn't, I guess she could have a diamond watch.

But it would have no battery in it. Yeah. She wouldn't adjust it for daylight savings. Nah, absolutely not. I can't picture her doing that. Do you reckon Mariah Carey has ever been rushed in her life? No way. No way. No, she's on her own time.

Yeah. Which doesn't exist. No, which doesn't exist. Imagine trying to meet up with her, like if you're a friend of hers, imagine trying to, hey, I'll meet you here at two o'clock. Imagine being her, cause I imagine she doesn't cook either. No.

So imagine being her chef, and you're like, what time would you like lunch? Ready Mariah? She's like lunchtime. She's like when I'm hungry. Yeah. Okay. Well, how will I know when you're hungry?

I need to organize it. Yeah. Yeah. Cause I'll need to start cooking it. She goes, not my problem. Yeah. That's your problem to figure out. I'm on my own time, doll.

It made me think about, cause that is a super common household item, a clock. Someone asked if Mariah Carey doesn't have wine glasses, she just drinks straight from the bottle. Yeah, see that's diva. I believe it. I heard she pours it into a decanter and drinks it straight from the decanter. Yeah. Yeah.

You know, fancies it up. What is the common household item that you don't have or someone you know doesn't have? A friend of mine, and this was quite shocking to me, quite jarring, one of the first times I ever went to their house I noticed that they don't have a microwave. I was gonna say that my brother-in-law doesn't have a microwave. Doesn't have a microwave. I'll one-up that he doesn't have a microwave or an air fryer. Because I can understand living microwave free in 2025 if you have an air fryer because you can do most microwave things in an air fryer

except for soup. Yeah and what's happening with the air fryer when it's trying to air fry soup? Disgustingly, yeah. Very windy. But he doesn't have a microwave or an air fryer. Yeah, I found it quite jarring. I was like, what happens if you need to, you know, eat something up on the fly? Not in a we don't vaccinate our kids kind of way that people don't have microwaves. He just doesn't feel the need to have one. My friend doesn't like how it makes food taste. Oh, microwave food is not the best.

No. Like if you can heat it on the stove or in the oven or the air fryer, much better. It's quite soggy when you reheat certain things. What about you, producers? Have you ever met someone, maybe it's you, doesn't have a common item? I didn't until you lovely people fixed that for me. I didn't have a TV and I didn't need a TV We bought Claudia a TV for her birthday and she's so pissed off because most of her personality was made up by not having a TV She's like TV, I don't actually have one of those Now I have to grow an actual personality

So we were like shut up Claudia and we just bought her a TV I love it Thanks for making me more mainstream Thanks for making me well rounded, I appreciate it. Someone texted and said my friend doesn't have a dining table. Oh that's interesting. I get that if you have a really small apartment. Yeah totally. And you just eat on the couch. I mean the best place to eat is in front of the TV anyway. Yeah but where do you do your arts and crafts? When was the last time you were doing arts and crafts? Well I've

got kids so yesterday. Yeah they can do it on the floor. No. Yeah they don't get cramps when they sit with their legs crossed, not for another 10-15 years. Ellie are you missing anything? Yeah. That everyone else has? A floor lamp. Oh you don't have a floor lamp? Floor lamp, okay. I feel like you can exist without a floor lamp. Yeah. And a sieve. A sieve? I really want a sieve. Oh you've got to get lamp. And a sieve. A sieve? I really want a sieve. Oh, you've got to get yourself a real nice sieve. Wait, you don't have a sieve, do you have a colander?

What's that, no. The pasta strainer. The pasta strainer. Maybe, but I just used my hands. For what? For tipping the water out. But what about the boiling hot water? I tell you what.

I let it cool down. These vegans really don't know what they're doing. Vegans! Wow, well, I know what you're getting for your birthday, much cheaper than Claudia's TV. A sieve. Hey, can you get me some carrots and hummus? Thanks.

God, easily please. Turn her off again. Turn her off. Easily please. Turn her off. Oh, I'm chanting vegan again. 0800 DIALZM or text us on 9696. Everyone else has got it, but you don't have this one thing.

And is your life okay without it? You're like, guys, turns out you don't need it. Does a car count? Nah. Okay, yep. Hey, we'll decide if it counts. Yeah. If people wanna text through or call in.

Well, lots of people don't have cars, don't they? You reckon a lot of people? Yeah. Like that it's common? I don't know. Yeah neither. I've never not had, I don't know. We've always had other, I could not. Oh sorry my car privilege is showing. Put it away. We're talking about what's a common item that most people do have, but you don't own it. Mariah Carey doesn't have a clock. And it says she's never owned a clock. And she says that it's because she doesn't acknowledge time. So good. So we want to know the thing that you don't have.

Quick text from someone who says, oh my God, you two are so precious. We grew up without mobile phones, iPads, TVs, microwaves. We went outside and played with our friends. Yeah, but how did you send us that message? Yeah. How did you send us that message? I believe it was a text from a mobile phone. You still not got that stuff?

Because like, you know, it's 2025. Yeah we I've played outside before. I went outside once. Yeah I'd say 8 out of 10. That's right. Yeah not bad. Tee Ra's here. Hi Tee Ra. Hi Tee Ra. Hello. What's the thing that everyone else has but you don't? My Nan doesn't have a fridge. What, wait, what? Your Nan's got no fridge. Yeah. What do you mean? How does she store her food? She doesn't.

She only buys food for the night. Like, she doesn't have dinner every night. She'll only buy food that she's gonna eat. What an insane way to live. Has she always been that way or is that a recent development with Nana? It's always been like that way. Wow! So is it your mum's mum or your dad's mum?

My dad's mum. So your dad grew up in a house with no fridge and they just got food on the day that they were going to eat? I think so, yeah. That's so many trips to the shop! That is so many trips. What about like milk? Milk? She only had cupboard milk. She only bought cupboard milk and she would normally use like, I don't know, to make a whole bottle to make for dessert.

Like powdered milk. She has like powdered milk. And she's got UHT milk. Yeah. Nana's not listening, eh, Tira? No. She's crazy. Yeah, what's going on? I agree. She's mental. She knows it's 2025, doesn't she?

Yeah. Imagine introducing the concept of an ice maker in a fridge to Nan. She'd hate it. She'd be like, why do I need this? We actually got a text from Bad News Brad who said 3% of New Zealanders don't have a fridge. That's quite a lot. 3%! And that includes your Nana. There you go. Thank you. Thank you, fascinating.

Thank you, Teerah. We asked you what's the thing that everyone has but you don't. So many interesting texts. Someone said a house, well. That's fair. Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah. Someone else said, my dad doesn't have a car.

He uses a horse and cart to get places. Oh, he should meet Teerah's fair. Someone else said, my dad doesn't have a car, he uses a horse and cart to get places. Oh, he should meet T-Raz now. You reckon that's true? Get on like a house on fire. You reckon that is true? I can believe the horse bit to a point, but not the cart. What, you think there's a guy in New Zealand who his main form of transportation is a horse? Well, what if he lives on the West Coast? I don't know. I mean I need to meet that guy he sounds awesome if that's true. We don't have a dryer it sucks in winter but in summer it's no worries. Yeah I imagine

that's true. I think a lot of people don't have dryers or if they do they don't run it because it's so expensive to run these days. I didn't have a dryer for years. Someone else said no dishwasher and no dryer for kids mental. Oh let me take you back to Bad News Brad who said 6.3% of New Zealanders don't have dishwashers. Really? Yeah. I believe that. I thought it'd be slightly higher. Yeah. Yeah. Jordan's here. Hi Jordan. Hi Jordan. Good thank you. What's the common item that most people have, but you don't?

I don't own a mop. A mop? How do you clean your floor? Well, that's a thing. So I've always lived in a flat where site mates have kind of contributed it to the pool of goods. Yeah.

And I moved out on my own about a year and a half ago, and I just continuously forgot, and now I just can't be bothered. So I just spend the extra five minutes and use a dead hole wipe on my hands and knees. You dead hole wipe your entire floors? Yeah, I mean, I only have the kitchen and the bathroom, so it's not a big deal. That's very Cinderella of you, Jordan. Jordan, you know you can get a mop from New World for $16?

Oh, 100%. Like, my family has had this argument with me so many times. But I just always forget. And now I just really can't be bothered doing it. Yeah. To be honest, good that you don't have it, then you don't feel bad for not mopping the floors. Exactly right.

Someone said, we don't have a funnel. We definitely need one. Yeah, you've got to have a funnel. I remember not having a funnel. I only got a funnel in the last three years. Oh, but how good's life after you get a funnel? Game changer. It is.

Decanting, whole new world. A funnel life much better than no funnel life. What's the thing that everyone else has that you don't? Someone texted in self-esteem, lol. No, there's a lot of us that don't have that. Someone else said, I don't own a hair brush. That's wild. Do you own a hair brush? You would. My wife has a few.

Yeah. And I just use those. Yeah. But it's not like you don't use one. I brush my hair every day. Yeah. I don't have social media. What are you hiding? Someone said, I don't have an ironing board. You can get away with a towel on the bed.

I avoid, I will not buy clothes if they need to be ironed. Like I really don't. Really? Yeah, I avoid it at all costs. Someone texted us and said they don't own a toilet brush. Oh, that's grim. We asked what's the thing everyone has but you don't. Someone texted and said, air fryer. I never got's the thing everyone has but you don't someone text in and said air fryer

I never got one and everyone else has one now I kind of feel like I've got to stand my ground and not get one. I do have a thermo mix though Oh, well, yeah, you'll be fine. That's Claudia by the way She won't get an air fryer just because everyone else has an air fryer It's not even just cuz that's part of it. Definitely part of it. It's cuz we say the air fryers are good What a waste of space. I have a microwave, I have an oven, I'm good to go. Yeah, but the air fryer does something different. Yeah, classic thing that someone without an air fryer would say. Yeah. Someone else said, the thing I don't have

that everyone else has is iron. Ella, have you been texting the text machine again? Vegan, vegan. texting the text machine again. Someone else said something that I don't have. Dopamine. Sorry guys, I was texting the text machine again. We don't have toilet paper in our house because we are Filipinos. We have Tabo. Tabo? What's Tabo? T-A-B-O. I've googled it. Tabo or tabo is a small handheld bucket often made of plastic or metal used for washing with water especially after using the toilet. Quite common. They've got a butt washing bucket. Yeah quite common in a lot of cultures actually. Is that? Yeah some people I'm not the bucket that's obviously quite common for Filipinos, but... The hose. There's the hose, but there's also like a little watering can that some cultures have,

like a little butt watering can. Someone said, yes to Tabbo. Everyone was panic buying toilet paper, but we were like, lol, what for? You know what I learned last week I was hanging out with my friend who is Middle Eastern and he said that he's never wiped his bum. What does he, what do they use? Well he uses a watering can. A watering can. And he said that he actually can't wipe his bum because it's too hairy. Like true story, like not joking. He's like I don't have... Is it the friend that I know? Yes. He is too hairy.

Yeah, he's like I physically can't wipe my bum with toilet paper and so there they have to use the watering can. Well arguably the hose is much or the water is much more hygienic. 100% it is. Someone said to me once, this is a disgusting comparison, but they said, if you got poo on your hand, would you wash it with water or would you wipe it with a bit of paper? You wash it with water.

You wash it with water, yeah. So true. Oh, buzzy. That is Breanne Clint. Time for birthday banger. Breanne Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Here we go, birthday banger time.

Number one song when you turn 16. We'll do three and then play our favourite. Tobias is going first. Hi Tobias. Hi Tobias. How you doing? Good, thank you mate. How's your day been?

Oh, not too bad. It's a bit cold down in South Island. Whereabouts? Ashburton. Ashburton. What's been the lowest there today? I dunno, yeah. Probably negative 10 or something.

Wow! Well, we're freezing our titties out here in Auckland and it's like nine degrees. Yeah, God. Must be nine. Perspective is lovely Tobias, thank you for that. Hey, what is your birthday mate? July, that's a July 1993. Alright, that means you were 16 in 2009. We've done some calculations and here's your birthday banger. Oh, Tobias Cascada. You can play that at your birthday party this weekend. Yeah. Hell yeah. Do you like it? Yeah, love it.

Yeah. Can't go wrong. Wait there Tobias, some ash burden. Let's go to Ben. G'day, Ben. Hey guys, how's it going? Good, thank you. Whereabouts in the country are you calling from? I'm calling from the Mario 7 up in Kirikiridua.

Oh, and a cold day there today or what's the lowest? I think the lowest here was the same as you guys. I was just down the road from New Zealand, so probably about nine or 10 degrees. Okay. Youightful. Yeah. I mean, I mean, brr. Oh, it's cold in here. Hey, thanks for the update, Ben, we appreciate it. What is your DOB?

So my DOB is February the 14th, 1996. Valentine's, baby. That means you were 16 in 2012, and on that day, this was at the top. This is the part of me that you're never gonna ever take away from me No! One of my favourite Katy Perry songs. Me that you're never gonna ever take away from me What do you reckon Ben? Everybody thinks it's about Russell Brand but it's not actually, it's pre-Russell Brand.

Yep. Do you like it? It's a great song, it's a good song. It reminds. Yep. Do you like it? It's a great song. No it's a good song, it reminds me of my sister when she went to the army at the same time. No way, it takes you back to a memory. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course. Good man, let's do Jasmine's birthday banger.

Hi Jasmine. Hi, long time listener, first time caller. There you are. Wait a second. First time caller. I didn't even have to prompt her. Didn't have to drag it out of you, Jess. Oh, thanks for finally calling through.

Whereabouts are you calling from? Christchurch. Cold day in Christchurch today? Very, uh... Did you have a frost? Yep. Did you have a fog? All day.

Did you have a fog? Fog? I don't know. I haven't actually been outside. What? You haven't been outside today? No, I'm on my holidays. Oh, I love that, Jazz. A nice little day rock in the house. Absolutely. Alright, Jazz, who hasn't left the house today,

what's your date of birth? 20th of October, 2000. Alright, that means you were 16, Jazz, in 2016. Back on the 20th of October 2000. Alright, that means you were 16, Jazz, in 2016. Back on the 20th of October 2016. This was number one. So baby pull me closer In the backseat of your Rover

That I know you can't afford Huge hit from the Chainsmokers and Halsey. The sheets run off the corner Do you like it, Jazz? The tears that you've sown I remember it, yeah. I knew myself through it. I knew my fate for it. I like Jazz.

Jazz is like... Calls it how she sees it. It's a song. It is a song with lyrics and music. Okay, wait there. We have to choose between Katy Perry, Cascada and the Chainsmokers. It's not a question for me. You know I'm voting for Cascada every day. I said I liked that Katy Perry, Cascada and the Chainsmokers. It's not a question for me. You know I'm voting for Cascada every day.

I said I liked that Katy Perry song, but. Do you like it more than evacuating the dance floor? No. No. No, I don't. Tobias, you're the winner of birthday banger today. Congratulations. Yeah, get in son. What are you gonna do for your birthday this weekend?

Probably work to be honest. Oh, sick. Oh sick! Oh, way to celebrate! Can I come? On your Tobias. Here's your birthday banger ZM. This has been a discussion we've been having for a number of years. You think you're right, I think I'm right.

We can't agree. But let's get to the bottom of it right here, right now. Can you and should you watch movies on weeknights? Yes or no? So I understand that you can. Can I just say for the record, I understand you can. Is it appropriate? Is there any, no, I think the easier question would be,

is there anyone that agrees with me that movies are a weekend activity? Movies on a weeknight, in my opinion, to me, my brain just goes, oh no. You don't watch movies on weeknights. That's not weeknight behaviour, that's weekend behaviour. When I learnt this about you, I was like, what are you? Yeah. Movies are an every night thing. People a lot of people are texting in and saying it's a children know children thing people with children find it hard to watch movies on a week night. Yes that is true but also this didn't change for me when I had kids. I was going to say this has always been your view. I've never watched movies on a week night. Yeah. Is it how I was raised? Nah well, I feel like movies on a weeknight never used to be so accessible

No, they didn't because yeah accessible. Yeah, there were no movies on TV on weeknights unless you stayed up to like 1030 Yeah, and you didn't have a VCR or DVD player in the bedroom TV. Yeah, if you had a bedroom TV Yeah, so it wasn't as you know common, common to watch a movie on a weeknight. So to watch a movie on a weeknight, Mum would have to not watch Coro and the news, it's not done. Should we go, because I put it up on my Instagram and people have commented, should we go through some of the answers of the yes or no to the movies on the weeknights? Should we just say where it came about?

Yes. Because Bre goes, oh guys, this is on Tuesday. She goes, oh guys, I watched Shutter Island last night. Shutter Island on a Monday night? Yeah, my brother and his wife's visiting. We wanted to watch a movie. That's a heavy movie in my opinion. That's like a grade A movie.

It is very heavy movie. I forgot how heavy. Yeah. But I stand by it. Yeah, okay. Here's some of the responses that we've received Very heavy movie, I forgot how heavy. Yeah. But I stand by it. Okay. Here's some of the responses that we've received back from the question. Totally okay and Shutter Island is top shelf.

I love Shutter Island by the way. Great movie, but you just think not on a Monday night. No, but it's Wednesday now, I could start planning to watch it on Saturday. Yeah, what you need to mentally prepare. I could start planning to watch it on Saturday. Yeah, you need what you need to mentally prepare. I could start putting the wheels in motion. Yeah. Gotcha. Pitch it to my wife, clear the space, you know.

Yeah, I hear you. Make sure it's not interfering with a Warriors game. I just say, why do you have to plan so much? Just rip straight into it. Yeah. You know, raw dog a movie on a Monday night, why not? Someone said any night, any genre, it's all about the setting. Yeah, yep.

Someone else said, yes, 100%, all four movies on a weeknight. Someone said, Clint, WTF, you're not even living anymore. To me, watching a movie on a weeknight is kind of, you know how people talk about exercising free will? Yeah. That's what you're doing. You're going, why can't I have ice cream for dinner?

Yeah, see, I don't think it's that crazy. Yeah, but that's the category it's in for me. There is people who agree with you. Someone said, no, not on a weeknight. I agree with Clint. Definitely not on a weeknight I agree with Clint definitely not on a weeknight someone else said only if it starts before 830 oh hell yes and it's yeah and it's done by 10 o'clock then I can watch a movie someone said this is why Bree is

so good at what's the freaking plot yeah I'm watching movies on weeknights and someone said effing boomer I swear to God, Clint really is a Boomer. I have tendencies, absolutely. Someone said Shutter Island on a weeknight is wild, though. Thank you. Thank you, comrade. Shutter Island on a weeknight is wild to me. Shutter Island on a weeknight is... I'm going to watch the Titanic tonight, I reckon.

is... I'm gonna watch the Titanic tonight I reckon. Maybe even the Notebook back to back. But I'd probably watch the one and a half hour Titanic documentary tonight. Yeah. But to sit down and commit to the Titanic movie. It's too much of a commitment. I can't do it. Yeah that's great. And obviously your your wife has the same views on watching movies on a weeknight. Yeah, she's more militant than I am with this. Maybe that's how we find our soulmates in life. This is the question you need to ask. This is the ultimate matchmaking question. Yeah, yeah. Someone else is texting, boomer! Come on guys, come on.

Leave him alone. He's going to sit down, he's going to watch some climate change documentary that he won't agree with. No I'm not. And he'll eat his rum and raisin ice cream and it'll be a great Wednesday night for Clint. I'm actually going to watch one episode of Stanley Tucci in Italy. Oh. And then I'm going to go to bed. Yeah. At what time? None of your business.

No, what time are you going to bed? None of your business. What time? Now tell the people what time. Lights out 9.30. Boomer! Dandems, Bree and Clint podcast. No idea how this came about,

but producer Claude believes she remembers why we're about to smell each other's slippers. That's all we just wanted to. Now Clint said he was going to buy some new ones and Bri I'm pretty sure you asked how old they were because Clint was like they're getting up there and he was like they're three years old they're a bit manky and Bri you said yours are how old? I said mine are I think I believe it's 14 years old. 14, 15.

And you reckon they're fine? Same same. I reckon they're fine! They look, like I said, they do look way grubbier outside of my household context. Like when I put them in the car and I was looking at them on my front seat, I was like, oh, they look pretty grub. Each of us have brought our slippers into the studio

for the sniff test that Bree wants us to do. Oh my god. Before we do this, I just wanted to make that clear that it wasn't my idea but I'll go and get my slippers. But you're willing to take part in obviously the the slipper smelling festivities. Yeah I'll give it a go if it's your dream I'll give it a go. Well I just want to know why you think you need new slippers. I think that's where it came about. I'll tell you why. I'll bring them in, I'll smell them and I'll tell ya. So I wear a pair of Uggs. Yes. Uggs slide, I guess you would say.

And the reason I think I need new is because the heel bit and the big toe bit have rubbed through. Oh, cause I was like, looking at them. I'm touching bottom inside the slipper. Looking at them. Yeah. I reckon those have got at least another 10 to 12 years in them.

Jeez. You know, that's a sign of a good slipper. Nothing wrong with those. OK, you can sniff, you can sniff mine first. Really wear down certain parts of your foot. Yeah, yeah. Like near your pinky toe. It must be something to do with my gait. But here we go. My green ug smells like.

Not bad. Not bad. Pretty good. I think you're safe. Definitely doesn't need to be thrown out because of smell. That's the beauty of wool, isn't it? Natural fibres. No, producers! You want to come and collect. Anybody guys want to get in on this? Yeah. I don't particularly want to but... No, leave them out.

No, I say smell! No. You smell! You come in here and you smell it, damn it! Give me your slipper. Give me your slipper. I want them to smell! OK, come on in. Come on in. Bree has an Ugg boot.

It's vintage. These are the original vintage Uggs. We're looking at a chocolate brown high Ugg. Oh! Claudia's f**ked. It's above the ankle. They don't look great. They're 15 years old. There's some schmutz on the toe. That's from taking, that's from walking them outside in the grass, in the wet grass. I don't go in the grass in your slippers. How do you go outdoors in your slippers? How do gardening in those? You need to bezzle that. That's so brutal. I didn't have to bizzle that. Here we go.

Free slipper. Oh, good luck. Absolutely fine. Oh! Not bad! Absolutely fine. Happy with that. A little hint of spice.

A little bit. A little... But for 15 years... 15 years, pretty good. Pretty bloody good. Okay, now what you're going to do, Claudia, is you're going to close your eyes and try and guess whose slipper you're sniffing. Good idea. I love this game. Okay, now what you're going to do, Claudia, is you're going to close your eyes and try and guess who's slipping your sniffing.

Oh, good idea, I love this game. I love this game. Claudia loves to sniff. Close the eyes. Yep. And I'll tell you when to sniff. Okay. Sniff.

Oh, there's nothing. Yeah. It's so minimal. So who was it? Breeze. No. Oh. And now smell what? Oh no. So who was it? Uh... Breeze. No! And now smell what? Oh no!

Do you want to join in one more go? Yeah, okay. Ready? Close those eyes. Here I come. Oh, what was that? What was that? Whose was that? I don't know, but it was tiny.

Oh no! That was my shoe. Does the shoe smell? Honestly it tickled my nose and I never inhaled. Alright well tonight that's your homework. Go home, have a deep sniff of your slippers. And your partner's slippers. Bring me closer together.

If you're thinking you're 50-50 on whether you should continue the relationship, go sniff their slipper. Yeah I feel like this has brought us closer together. Yeah you know and I feel like it's good for the relationship it's either gonna work out or it won't. No ideas are bad idea in a brainstorm. Should we do undies tomorrow? Not keen. No no no I'm not'm not keen. No, no, no. That's what I was thinking as well. Way to make it weird.