ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 2nd June 2021

Episode Date: June 2, 2021

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Hello everybody and welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast featuring celebrity weatherman Maddie McLean. Oh, hello. Hello. Maddie's filling in for Brie today because she's away. She's hosting live television. You would have seen the video on our social media last night probably of us getting Brie ready for TV.

We did a good job by the way. Yeah, we did. She's ready. Yeah, she's not going to. If there's a hurricane inside the Q Theatre at the Popstars finale tonight. She's prepared. She's ready. If there's a torrential indoor downpour Also prepared. She's ready. If Anastasia comes on stage during the Popstars

finale and does an F-bomb She's ready. She's ready. She's good to go. Yeah. We did talk about the irony of the fact that she's very nervous about this. That she's gone to do live TV for the first time so we've got a live TV expert in the studio to replace her.

So yeah, right. That doesn't really make sense, does it? Maybe you should have hosted the boxers. Where was my call out? I literally work in the building I work in the building Oh my god you've been overlooked I've been overlooked for free

Yeah How is your TV show going by the way? Matty hosts a current affair in New Zealand It's going well Yeah Breakfast is doing very well Yeah Yeah

Oh yeah there's your other TV show Oh the other one I was talking about the hot new thing Oh I'm just on two TV shows It's no big deal Do you have to break any stories on A Current Affair? Do you have to do that thing where you go and doorstep people and shove a microphone in their face?

No, but we do show a lot of those stories. I'm more the fun, lighthearted, entertainment news kind of a guy. The jaunty japes guy between the stories. Exactly. You're good at that. Or the and finally guy, you know? Yeah. And finally tonight

True It'd be mean to you If they sent you out to do those Hard hitting rude stories Where you had to go in and go Why did you steal these people's money? Exactly You know?

Because you wouldn't enjoy that They wouldn't enjoy that They'd go Why is lovable celebrity weatherman Matty McLean harassing me? I'm the nation's sweetheart I can't I can't be

You can't be Doorstepping You know You can't be going Over to Simon Bridges House and going Why'd you lose The election

Exactly Yeah And people just Wouldn't buy it either Yeah Here you go I don't know What's the weather

Forecast for tomorrow Bree's going to be Disappointing because We got sent Two giant Sacks of meat Today We got sent Beef giant sacks of meat today We got sent beef jerky

I know it's Ben's favourite food If there's a food pyramid Beef jerky is at the bottom Of Ben's food pyramid It's an always food It's an always food Really? Do you love beef jerky?

Yeah definitely Like anywhere that I can stop On the side of the road For like Beltong I will Really? Yeah If he sees a cow in the sun

He'll just stay there Until it dries out fully and they were just ryan my partner and i were driving up north um over the weekend and we saw a specialty biltong is that the one beside the bridge it's built on bridge yes yes and it's amazing that stuff's amazing and i honest to god thought Who goes to this store? People like Ben Very cheap Also Anastasia's dad is a butcher by trade So there's Biltong in your blood

Isn't there? Yeah there's Yeah Biltong in my blood I don't really Yeah Yeah He doesn't make it though

He's from South Africa I think Oh he imports it Yeah I think he does Does Biltong Like It's not Biltong that we got sent by the way, it's Jerky from the Jack's Links guys.

Thank you. It looks awesome. We're excited about it. Is Biltong what you do, because you're the daughter of a butcher, you'll know this.

Is it what you do to old meat? It's like dried cured meat. Is it the meat that you didn't sell so you, and it's getting too old to sell so you start drying it out?

Is that what you do with Biltong? No, I assume you'd need to have, so you start drying it out. Is that what you do with biltong? No, I assume you'd need to have a pretty good cut for it to be not too chewy because the drying out is what makes it hard and chewy. Oh, right. So you kind of need it quite lean to begin with. Yes, yeah, that's correct. So I assume you'd probably have a good cut of meat that you would be drying on.

Why are we asking you? We should be asking Biltong Ben. He's probably got a batch in the meat that you would be drying onto why are we asking you we should be asking Bill Tong Ben he's probably got a batch in the laundry drying out right now I could do that but I think it would smell a lot

really probably put your foot down okay fine you're the man of the house I have to get a garage first just say I'm Bill Tong Ben there you go

yeah Ben's Bill Tong hang some dead flesh in your shed Ben be a man you know that would be very cool. Like, what's that movie, the Australian Outback movie?

Wolf Creek. Wolf Creek. Go in there, it's like Wolf Creek, but it's Ben drying out bits of blade steak. Hey, guys. Oh, hey, welcome to my biltong shed. Want to try a chilli and lime? Oh, how good would that be? How good would that be?

Yeah, maybe I'll look into it, actually. You should. I think you can make it out of Just like a Big plastic You know those big plastic containers You get from Bunnings Oh yeah

And a heat lamp Oh yeah that's a good idea That's about all it is I think How long it takes I'll look into that Oh you look into that Do some research Give it to us

You're a biltong expert And then invite us round And we'll come and have A little biltong party Did we get any fresh jokes Overnight in our podcast group Do we know No I don't know Should I have a quick come and have a little built on party did we get any fresh jokes overnight in our um podcast group do we know no i don't know i don't i don't have a quick look yeah have a little yeah have a game what are you doing are you asking people for jokes we asked what's your go-to joke oh yeah what's yours by the way i don't i don't you have one everyone's got honestly

god don't have one and it's something but you need need to have one. And this is the thing. Every time this comes up, I think I need to get one. And then I forget to get one. So the default then is if you don't know what it is, what's the first joke that comes to your mind? What's brown and sticky? Oh, what? A stick. I don't want that to be my go-to joke.

I gave you the benefit of the doubt. I was like, surely he's not going to say a stick. Surely there's a twist. It's not about what you want or not. It's just going to come. to be my go-to joke. I gave you the benefit of the doubt. I was like, surely he's not going to say a stick. Surely there's a twist. It's not about what you want or not. It's just going to come. That's your go-to. You can't change that. I want a different go-to one.

We've got about three freshies on the list. Do you guys want to hear them? Freshies. You don't see many people called Lance these days, but in medieval times, people were named Lance a lot. That's quite good. That's quite good. I might add that to the repertoire. That's up my alley, that one.

That's good. Maddie, do you do the same thing? You hear that joke and you're like, that's easy, simple to remember. And then forget about it. I'm going to make that my signature joke. And then you forget about it. In one ear, out the other. 100%.

Did you hear about the dildo farm? Oh, God. They've got a squatting problem. No. No, that joke is cancelled. Don't laugh, Anastasia. I'm not. Don't make that your go-to.

No, I don't fully understand it anyway. You missed me talking about the eyes guys Oh Remember So we were talking about What was the foreskin eye joke What was the origin of that What was the origin of the joke Do you remember the

Did someone say dick eyes or something? Something about dick eyes. Yeah, we were doing puns off it. Oh, you got like great foresight. It was a great joke. Yeah, what was the joke? Something about great foresight? Yeah, yeah.

What happened to the guy who had... Oh, he had whatever the foreskin on his eyelid. There was some joke... He's going so well. There was some joke. He's going so well. There was some joke about dicks and eyes. We don't remember what it is, but someone's given us the missing pun. Great. The guy had to go for an STI test.

Oh, that's good. This is a tradie joke. I'm a Sparky from Canada. What do you say to someone with an IQ of 12? What? Nice weld Nice weld Don't get it, it's a tradie joke

You said that at the start Like a welding machine That might be it What do you call a chicken with a bit of lettuce in its eye? What? Chicken Caesar salad. Oh! Because he sees a salad.

That's good. I was like, what? A chicken's got a piece of lettuce on him and now it's a chicken salad. Nah, that is good. That's really good. Yeah. What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Oh, I saw.

I don't remember. Wait, wait, wait. Something. Wait. Your cheese. Nacho cheese. How did you not know that one? That joke is as common as what's brown and sticky.

Now that you say it, I've heard it, but it didn't come to me. See, this is my problem. What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No, a sunburnt zebra. These are getting worse. These are getting worse. Or better. All family friendly

Which some people Yeah What did The dildo farmer Why did the dildo farmer Not want to No don't No no no

No let's not go freestyle Yeah Let's wrap it up I reckon That's what the dildo farmer said Oh Yeah Let's wrap it up I reckon That's what the dildo farmer said Oh I don't know if that works What? True you don't need to wrap those up do you? No

No Strap on Strap on No No Let's just go Enjoy the podcast everybody Brie will be back tomorrow

Bye Hey Google What's the time? It's 3pm podcast, everybody. Brie will be back tomorrow. Bye. Hey, Google, what's the time? It's 3pm. Give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when are Brie and Clint on?

Brie and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two, one. Aha, but it's not Brie and Clint. It's Brie and Maddie. Hello. No, it's not Bree and Clint. It's Bree and Maddie. Hello. No, it's Clint and Maddie. Yeah, wait, because I'm Clint and I'm still here. Maddie McLean's back. Hi, Maddie.

Hi, it's so nice to be here. Although I did just visit Australia, so I could try my best. I'm terrible at accents, though. Did you want to give it a go? G'day. How are ya? Cobber. Do you know what?

Literally, I stepped off the plane In Australia And no No word of a lie Was walking to get my bags And I heard someone go Fair dinkum No And I honestly thought

It was just something That people said on movies But parents in real life Bree's never dropped A fair dinkum on this show Yet She likes a She likes a true blue

And a What's the other one Oh Ridgy didge She loves dropping A ridgy did other one oh Ridgy Didge she loves dropping a Ridgy Didge I think Ridgy Didge means like

honest oh right like honestly right like I'm being mate I'm being Ridgy

I'm being Ridgy Didge I think that's what it is Bree's not here today because tonight she is hosting the live pop stars

finale this is a big deal. Live TV, yum. And a new pop star. Someone's going to win $100,000 on Popstars tonight. And I mean, look how far it took True Bliss. Right? Right?

Right. Their songs are still on the radio today. We're still playing them. I always think it's risky to give any form of young artist that amount of money because no artist, be they a musician, a painter, whatever it is, is going to go I should really put this in my KiwiSaver.

They're going to go hard, new wardrobe. Brand new Audi. New guitar. Something like that. Exciting either way though. $100,000 and Brie hosting the Popstars finale on TVNZ2 tonight. We're going to give away $50 KFC chicken dollars to start the show.

No, we're going to give away $50 cash, thanks to KFC. Yeah, cash, baby. Cash money. With Trady vs. Lady, you've written the questions. I have. What is your specialist topic this afternoon? What should people know about? Well, I'm from the News and Current Affairs division,

so it's News and Current Affairs, but easy. Yeah. It's not all weather and meteorological questions. No, I haven't quite gone that route. If you want to win 50 bucks in Tradie vs. Lady, call us now. You can play with us after AJR on ZM. I get up, I get down, and I'm jumping around.

Brie and Clint. Brie and Clint. Tradie vs. Lady. Maddie McLean is here filling in for Brie this afternoon And this is Tradie vs Lady Two people going head to head in a battle of general knowledge trivia To win $50 cash thanks to KFC Today our Tradie is from Wellington He's an athletics champion

Oh from high school Oh let it go man Welcome to the show Jake How old? I'll never let it go, man. Welcome to the show, Jake. How old? I'll never let it go. How old are you, Jake? 22.

22. And what's the most athletic thing you've done since leaving high school? Nothing. Yeah. Walk to the dairy. Yeah, pretty much. Walk upstairs at home or something like that. Did a drinking marathon.

Okay, you'll be taking on our lady today. She's 26. She's from Palmy and she plays tradiverse lady with her son every day. Oh, that's sweet. Welcome to the show, Chelsea. Hello. We should have got your seven-year-old son on the show this afternoon so that you could beat him.

Hey, wake it up. Okay, Chelsea, your buzzer is lady. Jake, your buzzer is Trady. Maddie has the questions. Good luck, everybody. Okay, question number one. The winner of Popstars New Zealand is revealed live tonight and Brie is hosting.

Who won the original version of the show in the 90s? Was it Stan Walker, Bardo, Trubis or the Spice Girls? Lady. Chelsea. Spice Girls? Lady. Chelsea. Spice Girls. No. Do you want a free guess at that? Jake, I think you're too young, but do you want to have a go?

What was the second guess? I couldn't hear it properly. Stan Walker, Bardot, True Bliss or Spice Girls? True Bliss. Well done. Yeah. We're showing our age right now. Jake wasn't born, okay?

Jake wasn't born, I don't think. But so well done for getting the point. One point to the tradies. Here's question number two. Question number two. The Olympics are 51 days away, if they actually go ahead. Where are the Olympics being held this year? Tradie.

Jake. Tokyo. Oh, 2-0. Come on, Chelsea, you need to get a point here to stay in the game. Question number three. Joe Biden has pledged

to reduce the racial wealth gap in the US. Which US president did Joe Biden replace? Tradee. Tradee, Tradee, Chelsea. Jake for the win. Donald Trump.

Sorry, Chelsea, not today, okay? You're right, I win against my son. We've got 50 bucks for you, Jake. There you go. There's a trophy that you've won since high school. Yeah, finally. Yeah, put that on the mantelpiece. Brie and Clint.

Maddie's here filling in for Brie today. This is a sad fact, especially for you as a marriage celebrant. Oh, God. Oh, actually, no, it could be good for business. Currently, the divorce rate in America is 50%. 50% of marriages in America end in divorce. I reckon that's going to drop. Do you?

I do because people are getting married older. Yeah. So by the time they get married, they're not 19, 20-year-olds who don't really know what their life is going to be or what they want from a partner. Yeah. It's people in their 30s

that are getting married these days. You've had time to figure out what you want. They've figured out what they want. Yeah. Oh, that's such good advice. Yeah. In fact, there's news out today from, do you say Ana Faris?

Ana Faris. It's definitely Ana, and you say Ana Faris? Ana Faris. It's definitely Ana and I guess it's Faris. Faris. Ana Faris. Ana Faris. And Chris Pratt. They were married for nine years from 2009 to 2017. That was her second marriage.

She was also married to an actor called Ben Indra from 2004 when she was 27. She's done a podcast where she's offered marriage advice. Right. called Ben Indra from 2004 when she was 27. She's done a podcast where she's offered marriage advice. Right. From someone who knows what doesn't work. Yes. So it's not marriage advice from someone who's married going, we have a great marriage, this is the key to it.

It's from someone on the other side who is a bit burnt by marriage, I guess, been married twice, been divorced twice, and advice from her. So she has a nine-year-old son with Chris, and she said if she was going to give her nine-year-old son advice on marriage, it would be this. I would really, really, really, really encourage him not to get married in his 20s. There you go. There you go.

She reckons that's the key to it. She reckons if you get married in your 20s It can work Obviously there's examples Where it can work Yeah It definitely worked In the 60s But you didn't get divorced

Back then did you Exactly So you just made it work You just got a whole heap Of unhappily married people Yeah yeah yeah Her advice is Wait till after your 20s

To get married She also said that it was This is more personal I guess But I guess it relates to everybody She reckons it was a bad idea for her marrying someone who had the same job as her because it meant that elements of their marriage were competitive because both of her husbands were actors.

There was something deep inside her that when they got an opportunity, I guess you might go, well, why isn't this happening for me? And you become jealous of your own partner. I mean, not to take away from her, but Chris Pratt has kind of become a Hollywood superstar. Yes. Oh, yeah. And she was once in Scary Movie.

But I guess it's right. I mean, it's the same reason why it would be a bad idea for you to marry Sam Wallace, you know? And a few other reasons. You can't have two celebrity weathermen in a relationship. Yeah, true. We want to take some advice this afternoon from, so marriage advice but from divorced people.

Yeah. So have you had a marriage that has ended and on the back of that what would you say to people who are not yet married? I love this. I don't want advice from married people who are like, the key is going on date nights once a month. I want people on the other side who are like,

don't marry someone who loves golf. You know? Yeah, right. If it was golf that tore your marriage apart, share that advice with us this afternoon. If your advice is, if your partner has a shower every day when they come home

from work and they don't have a physical job, get suspicious. You know? That sort of marriage advice. There are going to be some bitter people out there. Hopefully. If you're one of them and you want to share your post-divorce marriage advice with us, call us now on 0800

dials at M or text it to 9696. Bree and Clint. Anna Faras. Former, but formerly married to Chris Pratt has given some marriage advice. She's had two divorces and her best marriage advice is don't get married in your 20s.

Someone did email in and say, this is super encouraging to hear as I get married on Saturday and I'm 25. Oh, yeah, okay. You'll be fine. You'll be fine. You'll be fine. You'll be fine. You sound like a smart, switched on 25-year-old.

Who knows what they want. Who's lived a life. Yeah. I'm sure in the last two years you've travelled the world and got some worldly experiences. Oh, wait, what? No one's been able to travel for... It'll be fine. You'll be

totally fine. Happy wedding. Yeah, totally. Let us know how it goes. We want to know this afternoon some marriage advice from divorced people. Don't call us from your 10 years married ivory tower. No, no, no. From your pit of love where

you're saying, look into each other's eyes once a day and have a pash. We don't want that. We want jaded, cynical, bitter, divorced marriage advice.

Okay, what's it going to take? What do you wish you knew before you got married and then divorced? Some really good texts. Someone texted and said don't marry someone that can't cook.

Now we checked this too because if that was a man saying that, that would be an issue. Yes. But it wasn't a man, it was a woman. She said, don't marry a man who can't cook. I know your wife's a very good cook. She's an excellent cook. Do you cook?

I can cook some things. What, spag bol? Yeah, I can cook spag bol. Yeah. I'm more than just a nachos and spag bol guy, but not a lot more. Yeah. Look, look, look, look, look, look.

It's about knowing, marriage is about playing to your strengths. You're right. Do you know what yours are? Yeah, emptying the rubbish bins. Great. Doing dishes is my strength, and man, I'm good at that.

Jackie's called up. Hi, Jackie. Hi, how are you? Good. You've got some cynical post-marriage marriage advice for us? Oh, yeah. I was just laughing at you guys saying you want jaded people.

Yeah, I was pretty jaded. You were pretty jaded? Okay, perfect. This is great. This is exactly what we want. So you've been married? Don't marry a fisherman. Don't marry a fisherman. Yeah, right. Because he's off at sea a lot. Obviously. Well, because they're never around. Yeah, right. Because he's off at sea a lot, obviously. Well, because they're never around.

My 18-year-old is just about to marry another fisherman. Oh, right. They didn't learn the lesson at all. But I always think this about families of fishermen. Did you have heaps of kaimoana? Did you have heaps of seafood at home all the time? No, because he would never kill them. He would never bring them home.

Wait. So he'd just go out, catch them, have a photo with them and then put them back? Absolutely. Wow, you're a real fishing widow, weren't you? I was a real fishing widow, exactly. And I'm trying to teach my daughter that she needs to don't be a fishing widow

that she's going down the same path. Okay, I like it. Don't marry a fisherman. That's advice from someone who's been there. Let's go to Alicia. Hi, Alicia. Hi there. You're out the other side of marriage.

You've had a marriage and you're no longer married? No, I am married, but the first marriage ended. All right. Oh, good. Okay, so you've got perspective and hopefully you took your own advice. I sure did. I learnt the lesson from the first marriage and applied it to the second

What was the lesson? The lesson is the way they behave at home is the way they're going to behave in your home so if they've never cleaned a toilet done the dishes or folded their laundry you will be doing it or you will be expected to do it

So how do you, this is a good, that's really good advice Alicia but how do you find out how they behave at home? Do you have to go and stay at their mum and dad's a whole lot with them before you marry them? Well, no, you can ask questions, you can talk to siblings, you can just slot it into, you know, conversation. You just have to be a bit of a super sleuth about it.

But I was a, I was a good Christian when I first married. And so he was all loving at home and we were all loving at home and the clothes were all there. It was right in front of me. Did you guys not live together until you got married? No, because we were Christians. Wow.

Yeah, okay. What a rude awakening for you. Great advice, Alicia. That's really good. We appreciate it. One more from someone who wants to remain anonymous. Hello, anonymous. Hi.

What's your best marriage advice from someone who's been divorced? If your partner has a shower before going out on a call out, be suspicious that they're seeing someone. Oh. What do you mean call out? What sort of job did your partner do?

A job that involves going out to different places. A trade. A trade. I just wanted a ballpark sort of thing. Yeah. Oh, right. Okay. Hey, sorry to hear that.

Sorry that that happened to you. Dodged a bullet. You dodged a bullet. Well, you took the bullet and the bullet's been removed. Exactly. If your partner is a plumber and they put on their nicest jeans and they put on their CK1 before they go to unblock someone's toilet, they're cheating on you.

Is that fair to say, Anonymous? Yeah, that's fair to say. Okay, good. Yeah, that's great advice. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Maddie's here filling in for Brie today, and Dean has got the latest on Taylor Swift,

who has a brand new movie role. Hi, Dean. Hi, guys. Yeah, Taylor Swift's set to star on the big screen. This is the second time, second big movie she's done. Here's the thing with this movie, okay? It doesn't have a name yet. It's like a top secret, big name movie.

Like it's got, when I'm talking big names, I'm talking like Margot Robbie. You know what I mean? Like Robert De Niro, Chris Rock is in this film. Remy Malek, Zoe Saldana is in it as well. We don't know the name of the film. It's like a secret that we've found out to tell us who's going to be a part of it.

It's being directed by David O. Russell who is huge as you may know and we don't even know when it's coming out but what we do know is it's going to see

Taylor Swift finally on screen. You will remember of course she was in that movie Cats. I think there were about four people that saw it. I don't know. Yeah, no, I won't remember her

from that movie. Maddie might remember. Have you seen that movie? I never saw Cats. Oh! Oh, the Andrew Lloyd Webber Cats. Yes. Right. But I did see her in Valentine's Day.

That terrible. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Was she any good in Valentine's Day? She was young. Yeah. And she was cheesy, but it's kind of what the role required. This sounds more dramatic than that, though.

Yeah. Hopefully she can sink her teeth into a really juicy role because she's already nailed the music world. I mean, she won the Grammy for Best Album three times. Yeah, she'll be great.

She's one of those annoying people who's good at everything. She's an A-type personality. Like Cody Simpson we talked about last week. He did music. He shacked it with Miley Cyrus and now he's going to the Olympics.

You know? Just those people who, if they decide they can do it, then they're going to do it. I hate those people. Do you reckon Taylor Swift likes being compared to Cody Simpson? I don't know. That is the latest with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy.

Thanks to Disney's Cruella. That's in cinemas now, and it's on Disney Plus with Premier Access. You've seen it, right, Matty? I actually cannot recommend it highly enough. It is such a good movie. Matty's here filling in for Brie. The box is still here.

Yeah, this is new. Yeah, big black box. This morning, Fletch Warner Megan got the briefcase open. There's $5,000 cash inside it. So the box means business. So is that it? No, now there's something else in the box. So that's been given away.

Just after four o'clock, you're going to have the chance to help us crack the box. Five grand, that'd be good. Yeah, if there's another five grand in it, that'd be good, right? If you get in, I think you get whatever is inside the box. I guess so. So yeah, we'll do that just after four o'clock.

Right now though, I've got some facts that I think are good and I'm going to put them out there. I think they're pretty good, but it always takes someone to tell me whether these are good or not, right? Is it one of those things where you go, oh, that's an interesting fact?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. So I'll try them on you. Yeah. And you can tell me whether they're good or not. Okay, we've got a couple of sound effects. Sure. If I think it's a good fact, you'll hear this.

Good, yeah, that's motivating, yeah. But if it's terrible or I'm not interested by it, you'll hear this. No, God, please, no, no. Perfect, that's fair. Okay, here comes fact number one. Okay. You've got such a smug look on your face as well.

Well, I think these are really good. Okay, here we go. Okay, first fact. On a flight, the pilot and co-pilot are not allowed to eat the same meal in case one of them gets food poisoning. So there is always one healthy person available to fly the plane at any time. Okay. You saw my face.

I was impressed by that. Wow. I did impressed by that. Wow! I did not know that. Yeah, well, I told you they were good facts. That was a good, I'll give you that one. That was a good fact. Fact number two. There's a picture coming up on the screen. That woman right there is Tess Christian.

She is a woman who has not smiled for 40 years to avoid getting wrinkles. She is a woman who has not smiled for 40 years to avoid getting wrinkles. She's so dedicated to this that she didn't even smile at the birth of her own daughter. I unfortunately had already seen this on social media a couple of days ago. Really?

Yeah. So. No, God, please, no! No! She hasn't smiled for 40 years. Also, I don't go, oh, wow.

I go, what an idiot. But she's got no wrinkles. Like, how stupid. She's got no wrinkles. Get Botox and smile. Right. Okay, one up, one down. Last fact.

I think that bit's my favourite bit of the game. Yeah, it's quite jazzy. Okay, here you go. This is a good fact. Have you seen Kung Fu Panda? Yeah. With Jack Black? Yes.

In 2008, a man altered a story that he had written himself so that it resembled Kung Fu Panda and then he sued DreamWorks for $12 million. After he'd sued them, the court found out that he was lying and he got sent to prison for two years. Yeah. That's a good one. So he won the $12 million. I don't know.

Right. I don't think so. Right. I think in court they found out that he was lying. Yeah, and then they flipped it. They're like, you're lying, and instead of $12 million, you get two years in jail. You've got to play the game.

Like, if you're going to play the game, play the game. Roll the dice. Roll the dice. Yeah, that's a good question, actually. Would you spend two years in jail for the chance at $12 million? Because that's what he's done, right? He's gone, oh, I could get it. Yeah.

And then a great story to tell afterwards. out of three i'll take that as a win two two two facts out of three i do so terribly in jail though all great all great free and clint the box is a giant black box currently in the ZM studio. Yesterday, with the help of Mama Di, we managed to get into the box and we found a smaller box, a briefcase. Right, with another lock on that. With another lock and a different code on it.

This morning, Fletchford and Megan were able to open it and Sammy won $5,000 cash from inside the box. We now have a relocked box with a new code on it. The screen of the box currently says the code has changed. There is a new prize and people can guess the code at 8, 12 and 4 get cracking. I assume that means we can just go for it, right? Go for gold, I reckon.

We can go for gold. Matty's here. I reckon you're our code cracker today. I reckon you're into these puzzly type of things. I had a quick look online. There's 10,000 possible pin codes. Oh. Yeah.

Okay, well, you've got a 1 in 10,000 chance. 1 in 10,000 chance. I mean, stranger things have happened. Right. People win lotto. It's still better than the lotto. Yeah. Okay, well, you've got a 1 in 10,000 chance. 1 in 10,000 chance. I mean, stranger things have happened. Right. People win lotto. It's still better than the lotto. Yeah. So Matty's going to head over to the box now,

and we're going to whack some codes in there and see if we can crack it. Let's start with Bradley. Hi, Bradley. Bradley, are you there? Yeah, I'm here. We want four numbers that might open the box. Have you got some? Yeah, 2605.

2605. Go for it. 2605. No. Why 2605, Bradley? Is that your FPOS pin number? No, it's not, actually. I actually couldn't figure out a number on the spot.

Yeah, right. I didn't think I could get through, so I was like, oh, shit. That's what. Okay. Well, it's not 2605, but good on you for. Yeah, right. I don't think I can get through. So I was like, oh, shit. That's what. Okay. Well, it's not 2605, but good on you for giving it a go. I mean, literally any combination is going to be a random combination. Yeah, right. Just so you guys know, there were a couple of codes put in with Georgia today.

She did 1234, 5881 and 6527. So don't try any of those random combinations. Let's give Amanda a go. Hi, Amanda. Hi, how are you? Good. Have you got a number that you think will crack the box? 1075.

Now, why? Why 1075? It used to be my old postcode when I lived in Holland. Okay. Okay, good. No. Great postcode, but not in Holland. Okay, good. No. Great postcode, but not the right code for this. Weirdly, the box was unaware of your postcode

when you used to live in Holland, Amanda. Oh, well. Worth a try. Let's go to Kelly. Hi, Kelly. It's all very mysterious. We're competing for this prize and we don't even know what it is. It could be a booby prize. It's all very mysterious. We're competing for this prize and we don't even know what it is. What the prize is.

It could be a booby prize, you know? It could be. But I think even if it is a booby prize, you kind of feel validated just by getting into the box. Oh, yeah, you've won. You've won. You've won, right? Where does the four-digit number you're going to try come from?

I'm going with the last four digits of your 0800 number. Oh, of our 0800 number. So the 0800 dial ZM, the I-L-Z-M bit. Yes. What are those four numbers? 2596. 2596. No, no good, Kelly.

Yes, though, I like that. I like your logic. There's got to be some kind of logic to it, right? There has to be a reason why the box has chosen these numbers. Hayley's here. Hi, Hayley. Hi, ZM. Hi.

Four numbers to crack the box. What are they? I'm going to go three, five, seven, nine. Three, five, seven, nine. No, no good. Sorry, Hayley. ZM. Oh, no good. Sorry, Hayley. Oh, bummer. We need a clue.

We need some kind of direction. Box. We need some kind of clue. The box sometimes talks to us, Matty. Sometimes writes things on that screen. Hello. Hello, box. Box.

Give us a clue. Olivia's here. Hi, Olivia. Hey. You're going to crack the code and you're going to open the box, right? I'm going to try. Yeah, good. Come on. Let's do it. What's your four-digit code? Matty's going to crack the code and you're going to open the box, right? I'm going to try. Yeah, good. Come on.

Let's do it. What's your four-digit code? Maddie's going to put it in. 2021. 2021. Oh, 2021. No, guys. No.

Okay. Sorry, Olivia. Not in there today. We don't know what's in there and we don't know what the code is and we don't have any direction. Like, we're literally adrift in a sea of 10,000 possible combinations to get into the box with no rope with no rope yeah

8am tomorrow morning Fletch, Vaughan and Megan will have another go at opening the box but we need a clue box we need some kind of direction like we need some reason for the number to exist or something like that.

It's not talking to us today. It's just being a silent black box. That is the box. It's now thanks to Marvel Studios' Black Widow. That's in cinemas on the 8th of July. It's streaming on Disney+, with premiere access from July 9th as well. Brie and Clint.

So we have these, one of the departments at TVNZ has these kind of weekly catch-ups, and the boss of that department decided a wee while, a few months ago, that it would be a great way for the team to kind of get to know each other a little bit more because, you know, you go into these meetings, you're kind of firing off ideas and stuff,

but actually do you really get to know your colleagues kind of sitting in those meetings? Right. So he decided that at every meeting, someone would be nominated to have to give a PowerPoint presentation about themselves at the start of that meeting. Oh my God, that sounds like every introvert's worst nightmare. Terrible.

You would go into that weekly meeting every week dreading that it would be you next week, that your name was going to get drawn out and you'd have to do a PowerPoint presentation on yourself. It takes me immediately back to you and I at university and we had multiple groups across like a two-week period and each time you'd have to do some sort of introduction for yourself. Hi, I'm Matty and I, yeah.

Let's be honest, a PowerPoint presentation about yourself, I reckon you'd quite enjoy it. I wouldn't mind the spotlight. I reckon you've already got a PowerPoint presentation prepared for yourself. It's up there. But anyway, this morning, one of my colleagues, Becky,

was nominated to get up and give a PowerPoint presentation. This is someone I travel with a lot for work. We go away together regularly. We're quite often long drives on the road. So I feel like I know Becky reasonably well. Yeah. More so than I would know a lot of my colleagues at TVNZ. But Becky revealed a fact about herself this morning

in the meeting that I just found fascinating. Okay. I might be showing my age here, but I know you'll remember this. It was an ad campaign from, I'm going to say 1998-ish. Yeah. It's this.

You remember Kelly Brown, eh? She's having a party tonight. I reckon we should go to that party at Kelly Brown's. Yeah, let me guess, that party at Kelly Brown's. Who's Kelly Brown's anyway, bro? Iconic. Was it a Spates ad or something? No, it was AMI Insurance.

Is that what it was? It was a teenage house party that got out of control. Because everyone was heading to Kelly Brown's. Everyone headed to Kelly Brown's. There was sign writing in the sky saying party at Kelly Brown's. Notes were being passed around school classrooms and things like that. And so the party got out of hand and the idea was you should have home and contents insurance with AMI.

One of the greatest New Zealand ads. Iconic. Yeah. I found out this morning that Kelly Brown is modelled off my friend and colleague, Becky. Is she Kelly Brown? Becky Bush from TVNZ is Kelly Brown. What do you mean when you say they modelled Kelly Brown on her? Becky was working at an ad agency at the time.

Yeah. They were spitballing ideas about home and contents insurance and Becky said offhanded, I once threw a party at my house on the North Shore. It got out of control because so many people found out about it. The cops got called and thank God my mum had home and contents insurance.

Oh my God. That's like a mad man moment. And the ad agency went, we can use that. Wow. And Becky Bush became Kelly Brown. Why didn't they say Becky Bush? Party at Becky's Bush. Oh, actually.

There you go. The cops show up, there's too many people in Becky's Bush. But I just thought, yeah, good one. I just thought, what a claim to fame. Yeah, wow. Did she get paid for it? Well, I mean. She's at to fame. Yeah, wow. Especially, people... Did she get paid for it? Well, I mean... She's at the agency. She's at the agency, but I don't

know if she got a finder's fee or anything. I feel like she should get a talent fee for being the person. She should, right? But they wouldn't need to because they changed their name. Exactly. That's a good claim to fame. I just thought, what a brilliant one, especially because it is such an iconic ad campaign. You and I have got a huge claim to fame. We both went to university with Drew Nemia from Sticky TV.

Not just Drew Nemia from Sticky TV. We went to university with Drew Nemia from McDonald's Young Entertainers. And Drew Nemia from the utter peanut butter nutter ad. It doesn't get much bigger than that. It doesn't. It's big fry. And that's a first-hand interaction.

Oh, yeah. That's no degrees of separation. We lived with them. You've partied with Kelly Brown. I've partied with Drew Nemean. 100%. Try and beat that. We want you to try and beat it this afternoon.

I reckon we try and get people's claim to fame on you this afternoon. Yeah, I love that idea. What sort of things would be your claim to fame? Like you were Lady Gaga's driver when she was in New Zealand. Yep. You went to school with Hilary Barry would be a good one or bigger, maybe you had a

on again, off again relationship with Elijah Wood when he lived here for Lord of the Rings you won McDonald's Young Entertainers you are Drew Nemia Drew give us a call 0800 dial ZM

Your claim to fame We'd love to hear them on air this afternoon Give us a call Or you can text 9696 Maddie's here filling in for Brie today So nice to be here Yeah man I found out a really fun fact about a colleague this morning

At work I found out people of a certain age Will remember the iconic ad campaign Party at Kelly Brown's from the 90s. You remember Kelly Brown, eh? She's having a party tonight. I reckon we should go to that party at Kelly Brown's. Yeah, let me guess, that party at Kelly Brown's. Who's Kelly Brown's anyway, bro? That was amazing. It entered the popular vernacular party at Kelly Brown's. Yeah. Well, I found out this morning that Kelly Brown was modelled after my work colleague and good friend, Becky.

You know Kelly Brown. I know Kelly Brown who had an infamous North Shore, truly in real life, had an infamous North Shore party. That's a really good claim to fame. Great claim to fame. It's very age specific though.

Like Gen Z don't care that you are Kelly Brown. Do you know who, does Anastasia know who Kelly Brown is? It's a good question. We'll cross to our Gen Z Anastasia. Do you know, does she know who Kelly, oh, she's on the phone to people at the moment.

That's okay. Is she with us? Do you know who Kelly Brown is? I'm really sorry. I don't. No, I'm so sorry. Go away. Go away.

Sorry, Anastasia. Sorry, Anastasia. I love you But you just make me feel so old We want to know this afternoon On 0800 dials at M What is your claim to fame? Let's go to Kylie first

Hi Kylie Hi What's yours? When you're at a party Or you're meeting new people What's the thing you say That's your claim to fame? Well I have two actually

I text in one When I was teeny tiny, and I don't remember it, but mum tells us that Timuera Morrison used to babysit me when I was little. Dr. Ropata was your babysitter? What? You're not in Guatemala now, Dr. Ropata. No way. Yeah, so his brother was the main babysitter, and she used to turn up to pick me up, and he'd be there,

and they'd be playing the guitar and having a good old sing-along. I've got a good question. Did Tim Werner Morrison ever cook you any eggs? I don't know. I was probably too young for eggs. Yeah, right. Okay. The other one I have, and this one, you'll have few that would remember him,

Sam Hunt, our iconic poet. I know that. Yes. Yeah, he used to practice his poetry on me in Wellington Library when I was a babe too. Wow. You are the most cultured baby in New Zealand. You've got Hollywood stars and critically acclaimed poets

in your childhood, and you probably don't remember any of them, do you? Nothing. Great story, though. Great story. Let's go to Shannon. Shannon, what's your claim to fame? Hey, so Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel have my signature in their passport.

What? Do you work at Customs? I do. Yes. I love that. So you gave Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel your autograph. I did, yeah. Were they nice?

Do you remember? They were. Yeah, yeah, really lovely nice? Do you remember? They were. Yeah, yeah, really lovely. It was when Justin Timberlake did his concert a couple of years ago. Yeah, I've always wondered this about the mega famous

when they come into the country. Do they have to line up by smart gate like everybody else or do they have a special entrance that they get to use? No, so they come on their own private jet.

So we went out and processed them on their private jet. You went to them? On their own private jet? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we went out and processed them on their private jet. You went to them? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So they obviously arrive and we go out to their jet. Were you tempted to frisk JT?

Were you tempted to check his sexy back? Okay, thanks Shannon. It would have been justified though. Kylie, hi Kylie. Oh, Kylie number two Hi Kylie Hi, how are you? Good, what's your claim to fame?

I played Ollie Olsen's daughter In a movie in the 80s Called Starlight Hotel Okay, Starlight Hotel This might be an age specific I don't want to be an Anastasia on you. Back in the 80s. I don't know the movie.

Was it a New Zealand film? It was. It was filmed in Oamaru, and it starred Greer Robson and Peter Phelps, who went on to do Baywatch and a few other things. Okay. Wow. That's a good one.

We'll give it to you. It's your claim to fame. Good stuff. Sorry, we're making you feel like Anastasia made us feel. No, look, I've got to get one back, but I do remember the ad as well. So I don't feel as bad. Well, of course you do. You were a movie star in the 80s.

I was. Okay, thanks, Kylie. Finally, Rebecca, hi. Hi, it's not me. It's my boyfriend. He flew Shania Twain. Flew? Is he a helicopter pilot?

No, he's just a normal plane pilot. Not that. Just a normal plane pilot? Yeah. Just an everyday plane pilot. Where did he fly her? Are we talking about when she lived down in the Wanaka area? No, she was here for her concert and he flew her from her concert in Dunedin to her holiday house in Wanaka.

Wow. That's a good one. What did he say she was like? He said that on the first time they flew her, she was real quiet. Yeah. But the second time, she was real lovely and she talked to them the whole time. Yeah. All that.

Yeah. You've got a rare opportunity with Shania Twain to engage in conversation with her and brag about how you're a pilot and she says something to you like, so what, you're a pilot. That don't impress me much. You know? They got tickets to her show.

Yeah. Well, even better than her doing that shit joke, I guess go and sing her live in concert. Time for Google Down. Google Down. What the hell? I think Google's actually... Our weekly competition to find New Zealand's greatest Googler.

In the studio, we have a couple of champions. Maddy, you've won a game before. Thank you. Yes, thank you for mentioning it. Anastasia, you've won almost every game you've ever played. Yes, thank you. Humble, right? Stay humble.

Stay humble. Bree would usually run the game, but she's not here. So Anastasia, as the champion, you're going to run Google down today. Yep. It's a competition to beat Maddie, Ben and myself. And the person taking us on today is Hannah. Hi, Hannah. Oh, hi.

You get to choose the device that we Google on. So whatever you're using is what we're using. What is it? My phone. Okay, we'll all go on our phones. Awesome. Anastasia, when you're ready, everybody ready, we can Google down. Ready.

See if everyone have their phones out, Google ready. Yep. Awesome. See if anyone have their phones out, Google ready. Yep. Awesome. All right, question number one. What is the population of Namibia? 2.495 million. Oh, I didn't get it. All right, that's one point to Clint.

That was Ben, I believe. Oh, was it Ben? I didn't say anything. Yeah. All right, that's one point to Clint. That was Ben, I believe. Oh, was it Finn? I didn't say anything. All right, sorry about that. You were coming in really hot there, Matty, but you actually mucked up one of the numbers first. Yeah, I know, I know, I know. And I didn't get anything either, okay?

I'm aware of my mistake. You almost got a point. Yeah, I almost got a free point, actually. That's a good point. All right, we're sitting at one point to Ben. Question number two. When was the movie Joe Black released? 1998.

1999. Ben is correct. We're sitting at two points to Ben. Hannah, how are you going? Yeah, pretty all right. Getting there. What's the movie Joe Black? It's the one with, it's on Netflix at the moment.

Oh, is it Brad Pitt and Anthony Hopkins? Yes, yeah, that's the one. It's actually called at the moment Is it Brad Pitt and Anthony Hopkins? It's actually called Meet Joe Black That was actually Me testing you No it wasn't Alright let's go into Wait is it 2-0 to Ben? It's 2-0 to Ben

This game could be over really quickly Question number three When was Tinder invented? 2012 That's one point to you Clint All right. Question number three. When was Tinder invented? 2012. That's one point to you, Clint. You know what I did there? I guessed because that's the only year I was ever on Tinder. And then I met my wife-to-be in 2013,

and there's been no Tinder for me since then. There you go. That's actually really interesting. That's a really good way. 2012. Hannah, get those fingers ready to type. Here's question number four. How old is John Key?

57. 59. That's a point to you, Matty. Was that a guess, Ben? Yeah. Whoa, that was pretty close. Yeah, pretty close. Hannah, you know you can guess. If you're not getting up quick enough, you know you can just have a stab in a guess, Ben? Yeah. Whoa, that was pretty close. Yeah, it was pretty close. Hannah, you know you can guess.

If you're not getting up quick enough, you know you can just have a stab in the dark, eh? Okay. Okay. So what have we got? We've got one to me, one to Maddie, two to Ben, none to Hannah. Come on, Hannah, you're still in this? All right, guys, question number five.

What is the Dutch word for cheese? Cheese. Cheese. Cheese. Cars. That's a point to you, Hannah. She's in the game. What was it? Hannah, tell the guys.

It's cars. Cars. C-A-R-S. You actually said it right the first time, but yes, no, I would take any pronunciations. All right, let's go on to the next question. How many letters does the longest place name in the world have? 85. That's a point to you, Ben. You've just won Google Down today.

What's the longest place name in the world? To get the game, he has to say the longest place name in the world. That wasn't the question. Is it the Māori one or the Welsh one? It's the one in New Zealand. It's the Māori one, eh? Yeah. All right, for cultural reasons, please don't attempt that, Ben.

Thank you. That's not a good idea at the moment. Sorry, Hannah, no win. You can't get the crown, but you can have the 50 KFC chicken dollars, okay? Awesome, thanks. There we go. That's Google Down. Back again next week.

Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint with Maddie filling in for Brie Brie's hosting the Popstars finale tonight live It's live She might do an F word Tune in, she might do an accidental F word She won't, she's a professional We got her ready for this yesterday, okay?

She's gonna be fine But what if she does? What if she does? I'm a great TV Yeah She loves news bloopers and live TV fails She could become one. Imagine if she becomes one.

Yeah. It's going to be a great show too. Aside from Breeze hosting, it's going to be a great show. So that's 7.30 tonight on TV too. Anastasia's here because you told us a story about someone who has had a bit of an embarrassing fail with something they've shared on their phone. Yeah.

So there's a girl in the UK who she's doing a bit of a fitness challenge. Obviously, everyone does that at the moment, you know, E45 and whatnot. 12-week challenge. Yep, and he said to her, take some before pics, don't breathe in, no good angles, just have them really raw and honest. This is her personal trainer.

Yep, her PT. So she has taken some photos, possibly some unflattering angles. Obviously she probably looks beautiful. I haven't seen the photos. But it's in her underwear and they're quite revealing. Right. So she took that take some before photos as a take them and send them to me, your personal trainer,

so I can see your progress. Right, right, right. And track your progress and plan out a plan for you and target your zones and that sort of thing. That makes sense. All that sort of stuff. So she messaged him the photos and got the response, hey, sorry, Jim, I meant to take photos for yourself,

not send them to me so you can check your own progress. Oh, no. And she has sent back a super embarrassed reply. Obviously, she read the whole thing wrong and she was just meant to keep those for herself and now she's unbeknowingly to him, sent him almost nude photos. Almost nudes, yeah.

Are personal trainers like doctors? Is it like what goes on with your personal trainer stays with your personal trainer? Do personal trainers have to take a Hippocratic oath? No, I don't think they do. That's going around the gym. Everyone knows about it. Surely not. He wouldn't get any new clients.

Oh, the story. The story will go around. The story has gone around the gym. Don't share the photos. I think she's shared it to TikTok and Twitter. Everyone knows about that now. You'd be gutted too because you've shared the befores and not the afters. Like you had the opportunity to accidentally share

your super ripped after photos. Everyone looks good in their after photos. And I reckon, I've never done one, but I reckon the key to good before and afters is making yourself look really bad in the befores. Yes. Give yourself a real low bar at the start. Totally.

Because then even if you just, even if after over 12 weeks, you just correct your posture, people will go, oh my God, how dedicated were you? Put some tighter tights on, always works.

And have a fake tan. Yeah, and have a fake tan. And that's what, I think you always notice that in the Jenny Craig kind of photos, they're unflattering, they're not smiling, they look really unhappy with themselves. And they're black and white too. Yes. Yeah. And then in the afters, they're inflattering they're not smiling they look really unhappy with themselves

and they're black and white too yes yeah and then in the afters they're in vibrant colour totally and they have their teeth winding and everything

yeah thanks Jenny Craig you've fixed my life yeah okay that's unfortunate for her not full nudes though she hasn't shared full nudes so I guess there's that no

you'd still be still be you'd be embarrassed it would be very very mortifying the next time you've seen the PT. I've just seen something more embarrassing. He was eating his girlfriend. Sorry.

Oh, no. He was eating with his girlfriend dinner. He was eating dinner with his girlfriend. Anastasia. Sorry about that. And then she started quizzing him. Anastasia. Who's this girl on your phone?

We were talking about Bree having a live TV screw up and you come This is a family show. He was eating dinner with his girlfriend. He was eating dinner with his girlfriend. Is that part of the 12 week challenge?

Is that part of the Less calories I guess. Okay. It's okay. It's okay. No one heard it. No one's listening. We want to know this afternoon, who got your nudes?

Who did you accidentally send your nudes to? Or your rude pics, maybe not full nudes. Who did you send them to by accident? I didn't call us. I weighed 100 tiles at him. Maddie's here filling in for Brie this afternoon. She's got live TV tonight for the Pops Us finale.

She's terrified of having a whoopsie on here. What does Anastasia do while she's away? Obviously, we can't replay what she said. No, no, no. But someone did say, nothing Brie does tonight will be as bad as that. Anyway, anyway, without, I mean, let's park that. She knows what she's done.

Yeah. It'll be okay. It's not going to happen again, Anastasia, right? We're allowed to turn your microphone back on? I didn't mean to do that. I can't. We don't know if we can trust you anymore. I'm new to this job.

It's been a year, but. Yeah. That's how we keep her in a glass booth usually, away from the microphones. I need a shock collar. We want to know this afternoon, shock collar, after a girl sent her before pictures

for her 12-week gym transformation in her undies, very unflattering to her personal trainer and he replied with, the pictures are just for you. I don't need these. We want to know, who did you accidentally send your nudes to? Alyssa has called in. Hi Alyssa

Hi So I sent my nudes to my best friend and it was like everything Everything? Yep, everything Oh, okay We stopped talking for a bit everything yeah everything oh okay

we stopped talking for a bit really? yeah why? what you stopped talking to her? we kind of both stopped talking to each other why because it was too awkward or because they were offended no it was too awkward did you mean to send them to

your, was it like a you were trying it on with your best friend kind of thing? No, so I was trying to Snapchat the guy before her and yeah, no. That's sad. I would have thought that best

friends could have a laugh about that kind of thing, but you know. Are you better now though? Are you alright now? No, we're not friends. Oh! Oh! God, how bad were the nudes, Alyssa? Are you better now, though? Are you all right now? No, we're not friends. Oh. God, how bad were the nudes, Alyssa? Well, yeah. Thank you.

Let's talk to Susie. Hi, Susie. Hello. Did you accidentally leak your own nudes? Oh, well, what happened was I was showing my in-laws a video of the children. Yeah. And we accidentally rewound it a bit further, and there was a home video of my husband and I. Susie!

Doing the wild thing. Yeah, I know. I got that, Susie. I got that. We got it. Yeah, wow. Oh, my God, it was so embarrassing. Yeah, when you say you rewound the video,

is this like a 1990s home movie on a VHS? It was before 1990. Wow. Susie, what are you doing? What are you doing dubbing the kids' special moments over top of your rumpy, pumpy video? Trying to delete it. Oh, you're trying to wipe it from...

Yeah, right. And it's that awkward thing where you're fumbling for the remote, you're trying to delete it. Oh, you were trying to wipe it from... Yeah, right. And it's that awkward thing where you're fumbling for the remote, you're trying to pause it, you're trying to eject the video. Oh, my God, this is too good. I said, oh, my God, oh, my God, stop it. My father-in-law said, no, leave it on. It was your father-in-law who saw it? Wow.

Well, I tell you what, it's a hell of a lot more exciting than some video of some kids, right, Susie? Yeah, exactly. Good for you. Not me. I hope you've still got the video. of a lot more exciting than some video of some kids, right, Susie? Yeah, exactly. Good for you. Not me. I hope you've still got the video. That's the glory days, right? Hell no.

Oh, you don't have it? Oh, bummer. Well, that would be awkward going into those Kodak stores and asking them to convert that to USB. Put this on this CD roll. Thanks, Susie. You're awesome. Let's go to Anonymous finally. Hello, Anonymous.

Hi. So I was talking to this guy on Snapchat who I had been talking to for a couple months, and I decided I was going to try and send him some little, you know, spicy photos. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I accidentally sent them to my father. Oh. And then as soon as I saw it, I said, because like I double tapped his Snapchat handbag,

but my dad had Snapchatted me, so his Snapchat came up. Yeah. So I like called him straight away and I was like, do not open my Snapchat, please. And he was like, I was just about to open it. What is it? And I was like, it's nothing. Don't open it.

And then so when I got home, I went on the phone and luckily he hadn't opened them. Oh, what a good dad. I'm really glad he listened to me because that wouldn't have been fun for him. If my daughter called me urgently and said, do not open my Snapchat, I wouldn't think it was nudes. I would think you were up to like bad stuff, like drinking or something like that.

And I'll be like, you're damn right I'm going to open that Snapchat. Yeah, I was so surprised that he didn't. I was like, oh, I really hope he doesn't. Have you ever told him what the Snapchatchat actually was i did tell him after yeah and he was like thank god you called me yeah he was like oh thank god and he was like why are you sending photos like that anyway yeah yeah yeah you shouldn't be doing it straight into dad mode all right well maybe block dad on snapchat you know and that way you have to actively unblock him when you want to send him pictures of you

being a good girl, you know? Yeah, very good. Okay, thanks Anonymous. Someone texted and said, I sent my nudes to everyone. I was too drunk and accidentally posted a pic on my Snapchat story. And that's the bad thing, you put it on your Snapchat story, you pass out for a few

hours, wake up to get some McDonald's And it's too late Too late It's been up there for hours It's been up there for ages And you have a notification saying You have 45 new screenshots Bree and Clint

It's my birthday It's my birthday Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger Bree's away Maddie's here filling in for Bree this afternoon and this is Birthday Banger where we figure out the number one song on your 16th birthday.

Last time Maddie was here, I think we played Madonna, Kylie Minogue. Cher? Yeah, we played Cher. It was Gay Anthems Week on Birthday Banger. So, has that same energy followed you into Birthday Banger this week? Let's find out. Danielle's caught up. Hi, Danielle.

Hi. How are you? I'm good and yourself? Good, thank you. What's your birthday, Danielle? Uh, 16th of November 96th. Alright, Danielle, you were 16 on the 16th of November 2012 and this was the number one song.

I'm gonna pop some Jags Only got $20 in my pocket Yeah. November 2012, and this was the number one song. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 2012, is this song 10 years old? Oh, that makes me feel old. Yeah, right? Me too. Well, at least you're only 26, Danielle.

Do you like it, though? Is it a good birthday banger for you? I think it was a massive birthday banger around that time. I think I remember playing it on my 16th. Yeah, perfect. Okay, cool. It's got the right vibes. Let's go to Angela.

Hi, Angela. G'day. How are you going? Good, thanks. First time call, long-term listener. Oh, I love that. I love that for you. And loving that Matty's there too.

Yeah, it's good, eh? He's doing a really good job. Angela, what's your birthday? Let's find out your birthday banger. 1st of January, 84. All right, Angela, you were 16 on the 5th of January, 2000, and this is your birthday banger. I'm looking in Matty's eyes right now.

I don't even think we need to do the last one. I think Matty loves it. Yeah. I'm looking in Maddie's eyes right now. I don't even think we need to do the last one. I think Maddie loves it. Yeah. I was asking you if that big gay energy had followed him over today and here it is. I reckon I've won already. I think you've won already as well, Angela. You should call ZM more often because it's your first time on air

and you've won, so. Hang on, it's a first time on air and you've won so okay hang on it's a diplomatic vote I know but if you you're not going to be able to budge you am I

okay wait there Angela we've got to do one more let's go to Ellie hi Ellie Kia ora you need to come through with like Lady Gaga born this way

I have tough competition this is rough yeah let's see what you've got you know stranger things have happened. What is your birthday, Ellie? 9 August 1991.

All right, Ellie, you were 16 on the 9th of August 2007 and here was the number one song. Way too beautiful, girl. That's why it all... John Kingston. You have me suicide. Good song I'm not going to, Maddie, it's not going to cut the mustard though It's not, I'm so sorry, Ali

That's okay You get it, right? It's S Club 7 It is, gotta be Roll with two votes, S Club 7 I mean, I don't know What about Macklemore Thrift Shop? He's got that really, really good Kelly reference in there that's dated really well.

I mean, if you want to take it to the producers, go for gold. But I feel like I know which way they'll lean. I don't want to go anywhere near the producers this afternoon. There's only one winner. It's you, Angela. Congratulations. You've won Birthday Banger. Maddie's rainbow run on Birthday Banger continues.

I'm so happy. Here we go. Brie and Clint with Maddie filling in. ZM. ZM. Brie and Clint with Maddie filling in the winner of birthday bangers

S Club 7 and S Club Party are they allowed to say hoochie mama show your nanas in 2021 or is that yeah but you know

I'm sure like 90% of the guys in there are gay anyway so Brie and Clint Maddie McLean's here filling in for Brie this afternoon she's doing the pop stars The guys in there are gay anyway. Mandy McLean's here filling in for Brie this afternoon. She's doing the Pop Stars finale live on TV2 tonight. Live.

How's she going to go? Great. She's going to smash it. Oh, yeah, she will. Yeah, she's going to do a great job. I just saw some Instagram posts looking hot, looking ready to go. So it's going to be a great show this afternoon if you get the chance to watch it this evening on TV2 at 7.30.

I think last time I was filling in for Bree, we talked about I just joined TikTok that week. Yeah. And now I can't get off the bloody thing. Oh, yeah. TikTok, more than any other app, figures you out. Oh, it knows me so well. And it gives you exactly what you want.

You can tell a lot about a person by going on their TikTok and just watching five videos. It used to be your For You page on Instagram. Mine was all RuPaul's Drag Race and guys with their tops off. Oh, yeah. And what's your TikTok? Guys with their tops off and RuPaul's Drag Race. He knows me so well.

But I saw a video that blew my mind. Apparently, any Fisher & Paykel washing machine in New Zealand can do something pretty amazing. It can do this. I've heard about this. So this is the New Zealand national anthem, of course. And apparently, if you push the right combination of buttons, your washing

machine will play the National Anthem for you. I've heard this is a global thing too. Yeah. Because Fisher & Paykel is a huge international brand and every washing machine in the world, if it's a Fisher & Paykel, will play the Kiwi National Anthem. And if you push the more combination of

buttons, you can get this, the New Zealand Fisher and Piker washing machine to play the Australia national anthem or the US national anthem. What? Did you know that? Well, I'm not keen for that, no. Yeah, exactly. Just play the New Zealand. That's our thing.

Play Dave Dobbin Loyal. Figure out a combination where we can get it to do 660 Don't Forget Your Roots. It inevitably will one day. So I wanted to test it out. I wanted to make sure it wasn't just one of those Snapchat videos that, you know, you've got to do your research. Yeah, right.

True. Good point. Does it actually work? You've got to fact check these things. It's a good story, but is it real? Misty's going to help us prove it. Hi, Misty. Hiya.

You got a Fisher & Paykel washing machine? I do. And you're at home right now? I am. How old is your Fisher & Paykel washing machine? I do. And you're at home right now? I am. How old is your Fisher and Piker washing machine? About 15 years old. Nice. So, Maddy, the research you've done,

will even 15-year-old machines do this? Apparently, it has been doing this for more than 25 years. Wow. Whoa. Okay, are we on speakerphone, Misty? Yeah, totally, man. Are you in the laundry? Yep. Okay, Maddy's speakerphone, Misty? Yeah, totally, man. Are you in the laundry? Yep.

Okay, Maddie's going to tell you what to do. Okay, the machine has to be turned on at the wall switch but off at the machine. So can you start with that? Okay, yeah, off at the machine, yep. Okay, then I need you to press and hold the advance button, which should be two arrows. Advance.

Okay, yep. Hold it. Hold that down and then press the power button. Hold that down and press the power button, okay. Okay, you heard the beep. Now push and hold the water temperature up button for two seconds. Can you hear that?

Is it doing it? Put the phone by the washing machine. It's doing it! It's doing it! Wow! Wow. Mind blown.

Is your mind blown, Misty? My mind is totally blown. Is your mind blown, Misty? My mind is totally blown. I have never, ever seen that. There you go. What are those instructions? Everyone's going to go to their laundry now and give this a go. So switched on at the wall, off at the machine,

press and hold the advance button, and then press the power button, wait for the beep. Then you've got to push and hold the water temperature up button for two seconds. Oh, wait. Oh, wait. What? I've just seen that a lot of people now have complained that they can't get the anthem to stop

once they've started it. No, our problem, the Brianne Clint show with Matty McLean accepts no responsibility for damages done to your fish and bugger washing machine. No, our problem. The Brie and Clint show with Maddie McClain accepts no responsibility for damages done to your fish and bugger washing machine. Sorry, Miss D. Brie and Clint. It's so nice to catch up. Yeah, totally.

We don't see each other often enough. We work at opposite ends of the day. Yeah. But we've known each other since we were 18 years old. Isn't that crazy? Yeah. And we've been through a lot. Yes.

But I had something I needed to talk to you about. Right. So I'm a marriage celebrant. Oh, phew. I was like, you don't have to come out to me. I'm gay, Clint. I'm a marriage celebrant. You know this.

Yes, you married me. You know this very well. You married Lucy and I, my wife. I did. Yeah. Happily. It was a beautiful, beautiful ceremony. Yeah.

But I've just found out. I've done quite a few weddings over the years. I've been a marriage celebrant for about seven, eight years now. Yeah. I've just had my third separation. Oh. I've always wondered this. Do marriage celebrants take that personally?

Do you go, like, do you feel, well, not so much that, but do you feel personally invested in the relationships of the people that you... I feel definitely invested. I don't feel response. It's their relationship. Yeah. I don't place any blame on myself.

It's like a priest when he baptises babies, if they turn out to be bad people, is he like, oh, man, I didn't put enough of the Holy Spirit in that kid. Do you go, oh oh man, I didn't imbue enough meaning of the sanctity of marriage into these people when I married them at the altar. And do you know what?

All three couples have really surprised me. That they broke up? Yeah, like I didn't see it coming at all. Yeah. But such is life. People break up all the time. Does it go on your record as a marriage celebrant? Well, that's what I'm wondering.

Is it like a boxer? Is it like 15 wins, three losses? Yeah. And the three losses have really knocked me back. Oh, okay. So now I feel like

I need to do like an audit or something. An audit? An audit of the couples that I've married to find out do I have any others on the horizon?

Is anyone else about to break up? Oh, I can tell you Lucy and I are still married. She's stuck with me. We've set a second child. Yeah, right. She's literally stuck with me. Yeah.

But I thought I should test this and just I want to make sure that you're not going to be a blemish on my record. Okay. Yeah. All right. Yeah, okay, all right. To do this, put my marriage to the test. I'm going to put your marriage to the test. Okay. Yeah. Alright. Yeah, okay, alright. To do this, put my marriage to the test. I'm gonna put

your marriage to the test. Yep. So, I've asked your beautiful, beautiful wife, Lucy, a few questions. Yes. And I wanna make sure that you've got the same answers as Lucy. Oh, okay. Yep. Yeah, I know her very well. I'll be fine with this. Do you know yourselves as a couple very well?

Yes, I do. Okay. I've been there the whole time. Okay. We're gonna start with quite a key one. Yeah. When is your wedding anniversary? Our wedding anniversary is the 2nd of February. And I know that because it's the day after my birthday. Oh. Did you do that on purpose?

No, but I did realise how effective and useful it was going to be in the future. Good. Got that one. Okay. Where was your first date? Oh, good question. Yeah. Because I guess it depends what you count as our first date.

Right. So our first date was probably in Sydney before, oh, this makes me so nervous because it depends what you classify as a first date. Probably in Sydney before, and we had espresso martinis before I went to see Empire of the Sun at the Sydney Opera House. Well, you know that better than she does because Lucy wrote back, I literally have no idea. Okay, phew.

Yeah. It's subtle. It's like, you know have no idea. Okay, phew. Yeah. It's subtle. It's like, you know how when relationships grow slowly, you don't know what technically counts as the first date. Okay. I asked her what was the most romantic thing you've ever done for her. Oh. What do you think she said?

Oh. My wife doesn't like big public displays of affection. Like the idea of even me getting down on one knee to propose to her in a public place was mortifying for her. Right. Is the most romantic thing I've ever done proposing? Romantic thing? Proposing at Mission Estate, even though I was mortified.

Yes! You're doing pretty well. Yes, not only did I get the answer right, I knew how much she hated it. I asked her if you were to cook her one meal, what meal would you cook for her? Oh, okay. So when you wrote this question, did you mean what meal would I

be able to cook? Or what meal would she want me to cook for her? What meal would she want you to cook? Can you tell me exactly the wording of the question when you send it to her? I said, if Clint was to cook you dinner, what would your dream meal be? Oh no.

Pasta? She said anything Italian. You're doing very well. And finally I asked her what's the habit you wish Clint would change? She wishes that I would cut my toenails more, that I would stop snoring and that I would stop walking so

loudly around the house she said walking loudly breathing loudly rolling too loudly in bed at night he's just very loud yay

I'm annoying and I know it our marriage is intact we're good to go I feel good about this wait do we pass is that a pass it's a massive pass

yes congratulations Lucy if you're listening see you soon babe we'll bring home some fettuccine Bree and Clint there's a massive pass. Yes. Congratulations. Lucy, if you're listening, see you soon, babe. We'll bring home some fettuccine. There's a crazy cheating story that's been going around this week about a girl cheating on her boyfriend. Who knew girls cheated?

I thought it was just, I just thought it was stupid. Idiotic. Idiotic, untrustworthy, horny men. Pants done up. Yeah, right. Well, no, not true. Turns out women, cheaters. A guy has inadvertently been caught in a cheating situation.

He says he doesn't know the girl that he was sleeping with had a boyfriend. Right. See, that's the part of the puzzle that you often don't actually think too much about. Right? Because you just meet somebody and you assume that if they- Are up for it.

If they're up for it and you have a connection, you assume that it's all above board, right? Yeah. So he says that she told him the morning after that she had a boyfriend. It was like a rollover confession type thing. Hey, I've got to be honest with you. I actually have a boyfriend.

And by that time, the deed was done. Yeah, too late. He decided that his conscience would get the better of him if he didn't tell the boyfriend that his girlfriend had cheated on him. Right. But he doesn't know the boyfriend. Right. He didn't even know the girl. It was a one-night stand. He has no dog know the boyfriend. Right. He didn't even know the girl.

It was a one night stand. He has no dog in the fight. Yeah. He's just gone. But he just thought, bro to bro, I've got to tell you something. So,

how do you tell him without stalking her to find out who he is, DMing him on Instagram, which he might not even believe you through a DM. Yeah. He decided

That He would write the guy a note And the note says This chick Just told me That she has a boyfriend The morning after Sorry to tell you like this

But I'd want to know If it was me Sorry bro Wrote him the note And then left it somewhere That he knew Only the guy would find it And the girl wouldn't find it.

Oh, right. Okay, so this all happened at the girl's house. At the house. The morning after, before he left. He went to the toilet. He wrote a note. He stuck the note to the underside of the toilet seat because there's no way that the girl is going to lift the toilet seat. And he put the seat down and he knew that the next guy that goes to lift the toilet toilet seat to do his number ones he's going to see that note there that is genius the only flaw in this

plan is if the man sits down to pee in which case um you're screwed you're screwed and also stand up oh sometimes it's more comfortable you know especially if you're hungover little vulnerable sit down wee Don't tell me you haven't done it Yeah I've done it Play ZM's Brand Clint On Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM Feed by KFC

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