ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 2nd June 2022

Episode Date: June 3, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network. I'm coming in. Well, howdy Pilgrim. Hi guys, welcome to Opposites Day on the podcast where the end of the podcast is the start of the podcast. That's why I played that there. Bye guys. Bye. Enjoy the show.

That was intentional. You've had a few mistakes today, haven't you? Have I? Oh, okay, if you're counting, how many? Okay, how many? You played that song, the same song twice You played the tradie versus lady thing at 5pm Oh so you are counting Well they're the only two

Other than that But then that one was on purpose because it's opposites day Our new rule is that we have to have something to talk about for the podcast intro And I've bought one joke Do you want to hear it? Okay It's a good one too, it's a good one joke. Do you want to hear it? Okay. It's a good one, too.

It's a good one. It's topical, and that's how you know it's good. There's going to be shit. Are you ready? Hey, did I hear that Johnny Depp won that trial today, or was that misheard? That's some good gear. I like it.

Yeah, that's tough. Can you bring up the cricket sound effect? Can you bring up that Jeff Bezos laugh? Fake laugh? Oh, they never get sold. Did you need me to say it again? No, I heard it. It's funnier when the sound effect's funnier than you.

Trust me, I heard it. Although, you know what Dean did last time he heard one of your jokes? What? Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! I love that guy so much. I love Dean so much.

He's amazing. His new swimwear shoot is... Yeah, go look at his... I say this as a straight man. Hot damn, that's going in the wank bank. If you haven't ever seen what Dean McCarthy looks like, go Instagram him, at Dean McCarthy.

He's going to count his abs. One, two, three, four. He is so attractive. And his swimwear brand is amazing. No, I've got one. Oh, Grant. His swimwear is good, eh? Yeah, it's really, really good. Very art deco. It is, hey. I love it always good, eh? Yeah, it's really, really good. It's very deco. It is, hey.

I love it. And skimpy, too. Okay, well, if that's it, shall we wrap it up? Guys, is that it? No, that's it. Short and sweet. Yes, no, Sam's got something. The 100% chocolate is on its way.

It is in the post. Kill me now. Honestly. It tastes... 100% cocoa. 100% cocoa. 100% cocoa. 100% happening. It tastes like dirt.

So no sugar? Basically no. Oh, what's the point of eating it? That's why the paleo's eat it. What is the point? You're about to find out. Guys, I have something to run past you. I actually have something to run past you guys on the podcast.

I have been thinking about... Yep. Over the last week... Me. Doing... Yep. A juice cleanse. Oh. been thinking about over the last week doing a juice cleanse. Oh, no. Not happening, mate.

Juice cleanse is a scam. Do you want me to tell you why not? Why? We're talking expensive as fuck, firstly. Yeah, they are expensive. They're like $200 for three days, like a good one. Secondly, yeah, you'll lose heaps of weight, but you know what will happen. It's not about losing weight.

I don't want to lose weight. Do you want to cleanse your system? I want to because I feel like I've had COVID and then I was sick last week and I feel like it'd be good for my system, like a reboot. It's a scam. Yeah. Maybe it's a scam. There's no such thing.

It's your liver that detoxes you and your liver is already working. As long as you're drinking plenty of water, that's what detoxes you. And it flushes out all the crap. It does not. That's what water does. You don't believe in minerals. This is the same shit. You don't believe in vitamins.

Why do you believe in a juice cleanse? Because juice is real. But you could eat really healthy for a week. I would usually say don't take health advice from this podcast, but drink water is probably something you could take from this podcast. Yeah, yeah. Oh, I need to drink more water. I know that, which I've been trying to do.

Just do a water cleanse. What's a water cleanse? Just make sure you drink minimum two litres of water every day. Soundkeeper Gary makes fun of me for my small drink bottle. Look at who's drinking water now. How small is your drink bottle? 500ml. You've got a drink bottle.

You've got a drink bottle. Oh, that is a small. Yeah. You can do the juice cleanse if you want, but you will shit your pants. You will. Do you? Yeah. Really? Do you shit yourself? Yeah, and you get real cranky. So if you're going to do a juice cleanse, can you please do it this long weekend?

Can you start it tomorrow afternoon? No, I'm going to do it next week when we're doing the show, so then I can give you updates like all those boring updates and be like, guys, today I had this juice. Like the people who are still talking you through day by day of their COVID symptoms. We're like, we get it, bro.

It's COVID. Everyone's had it. No one finds this interesting anymore. Just you wait, Clint. Just you wait. You'll get it. And I can just picture you doing day by day on Instagram stories. Can you save this piece of audio down on the button somewhere?

Oh, yeah. Just in case we need it. Yeah. I didn't talk about covid at all really on anything yeah you pretended you didn't have it you were out there super spreading no i wasn't i am not i'm actually very responsible i didn't give it to anyone can i just say sapphire oh okay but that was unavoidable me no i didn't I didn't give it to you. You went out. You gave it to us.

How dare you, Anastasia. You went out, pushed the boat out for the survey party. You absolutely just sent it. Yeah, and who gave it to me? You. I hadn't seen you. I was still in isolation. To summarise, don't do the juice cleanse.

Yeah, drink water. Drink some water. Google it. Oh don't do the juice cleanse. Yeah, drink water. Drink some water. Google it. Oh, but that's not funny. Read some actual articles. did Johnny Depp get found guilty today? Did I hear that? Or was that misheard? Just in case you didn't get it the first time around. I'm doing the juice cleanse.

And because you did that joke, I'm going to do it next week and I'm going to drop heaps of farts in the studio. Happy Opposites Day, everybody. Enjoy the podcast. Afternoon, everybody. Welcome to the show. It's Bree and Clint. You and I were just talking about cleaning our cars. Yeah. What do you think is the standard time that you leave your car until it's clean? What do you mean? Like how long does your car go? Without a clean?

Without a clean. Way too long. Like, and I feel like... I wish I was a car cleaning person, but I'm not a car cleaning person. And every time my father-in-law comes around, he goes, I need to clean your car. So much so that he bought me a car cleaning kit for Christmas. And then every time he comes around, he goes, I need to clean your car. So much so that he bought me a car cleaning kit for Christmas. And then every time he comes around, he goes,

you haven't used the car cleaning kit, have you? And I mean, I'm going to. I just don't have time. I know. And I feel like the inside and outside is different. Totally. You know what I mean? I just need the outside to be clean.

Oh, really? I want it to look nice on the outside. Oh, see, I'm an inside girl. No one gets in my car. See, but I get in my car. I couldn't care less what it looks like on the outside. My issue is I have to park my car under a tree at home. So I clean it and then the next day it's covered in poo and debris.

All kinds of stuff. Your kids throw on poo at your car again. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, don't you hate that? Yeah, it's the kids. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, I'd like to hear from people on the text machine. Just as a matter of interest, 9696.

Yeah. How long do you leave it? Yeah. And if any service stations within those good car washing things want to text us any free codes, we'd love to drive through on the way home. There's a good car cleaning one near my house. Is there?

Yeah, the drive-through one. I like the ones, the touchless ones. I like where you don't have to get out and do anything. Yeah, yeah, that's what I mean. The ones got no brushes on it, it's just jets of water. They're the ones I want.

Bree and Clint. Man, I want to turn this. Oh, it's fine, man, I don't want to turn this. It's the same water. Bree and Clint. Tradies versus ladies. Oh, it's the tradies

versus ladies. Yeah, man, it's time for the tradies versus ladies. Tradies are sitting the tradies versus ladies. Yeah, man, it's time for tradies versus ladies. Tradies are sitting on 49 wins. Ladies sitting on 33. I smell tradie today. It's 57 years old. It's from Nipia.

Who's been a DJ for 26 years? A DJ for 26 years? Welcome to the show, Brent. G'day, Brent. Hey, how's it going? What kind of DJ? Like a wedding DJ, party DJ, radio DJ? I did it show, Brent. G'day, Brent. Hey, how's it going? What kind of DJ? Like a wedding DJ, party DJ, radio DJ? I did it all, mate.

Yeah, mobile DJ, DJ at the nightclubs. Brent, I need to know, what was your go-to song that you put on because you knew it would slap? Gee, anything in the time like Michael Jackson would pack the floor or print at the time. God, you really have been a DJ for a long time, haven't you, Brent? I love it. Yeah, sure have.

Okay, 57-year-old Brent from Napier, you're going to be taking on our lady today. She's 35 and from Taranaki, and she plays netball. She plays in defence. Welcome to the show. she plays netball. She plays in defence. Welcome to the show. It's Gemma. Gemma. Hi. Real players play defence.

Isn't that right, Gemma? They do. What position? GD? GD, or goalkeeper. Oh, yeah, nice. How many times you rolled your ankle, Gemma? Oh, I've torn my leg a couple of times.

Yeah, good. She's a real netballer. Okay, Gemma, your buzzer is lady. Oh, I've torn my leg a couple of times. Yeah, good. She's a real netballer. Okay, Gemma, your buzzer is lady. Brent, your buzzer is tradie. First to three correct answers gets 50 bucks from KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one.

Awesome. Who hosts the TVNZ show Snackmasters? It was on last night. There's two hosts. We'll take either or. One of them is a Snapchat guy. The other one used to be on Shortland Street. One of them's last name is Crosman. Chris Warner.

She was on the radio with you too, wasn't she? Yeah, she was. Yeah, one of their last names is Sainsbury. Three. Oh, I can remember. Brady. Yeah, Brent. Mark Sainsbury.

I mean, you had a crack, Brent, and that's what we like. Mark Sainsbury is a television host, but he's not on Snackmasters. It was a good go, but we were looking for Tom Sainsbury or Kim Crossman. No points for anyone there. It is. Brent. I love you, Brent. Question number two.

Elvis is back in the news as the movie about his life is set to hit cinemas really soon. Name an Elvis song. Tradies. Lady. Yes, Brent. There's a sitter for you, Brent the DJ. Blue Sway Shoes. Well done.

He's crushed it. Nice work. One to the tradies. Question number three. What decade is the hit Netflix show Stranger Things set in? Trades. Yes, Brent. 2020?

No. Have a good guess, Brent. There are a lot of Stranger Things happening in the 2020s, but that's not correct, unfortunately. Gemma, do you want to have a guess? Gemma? Sorry? Do you want to have a guess?

Have a guess, Gemma. What decade? The 80s. Well done. She's crushed it. All kids What decade? The 80s. Well done. She's crushed it. All kids are born in the 80s. Nice work. That is one point to the ladies.

Question number four. Oh, no, one point each. Sorry. Question number four. Which ex-NBA basketballer has one of the biggest shoe deals in history with Nike? Yes, Gemma. Michael Jordan. That is correct.

Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. You need this one here, Brent, to stop her, okay? Yeah. Shaquille. How do you spell it? Shaquille. Shaquille O'Neal. No, that question's over.

Yeah. Yeah, that question's done, Brent. That one's over. Has she got it right, Brent? Oh, did she? All right. You need to get this one, okay? All right. So you need to buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.

Who sings this? It'll be up Brent's alley. What a banger. What a banger. No, no one's going to get that one, unfortunately. That is Ellie Goulding. No, I don't like it. I appreciate that feedback, Brent.

Question number six. All right. What year did Disneyland open? Was it 1940, 1955 or 1965? Lady. Yes, Jenny, for the win. 1950. 1950 what?

The first one. It was 1940, 1955 or 1965. Which one? 1955. We're just going to give it to you. She's got it. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady.

We were about to run out of questions for you two. That was one of the harder games to find a winner for. But God, it was entertaining, guys. The last time I played this, you gave me an Alvis question too. Really? Maybe it's you then. Maybe you attract them. Yeah.

Jimmy, you're the winner. Gemma, you're the winner and Brent, you're a winner because you were great fun. Brie and Clint. Clint got into a pretty serious discussion with a few mates the other night. Did you? Where things got pretty heated.

Yeah. And there was a lot of things that were said that can't be taken back. Okay. And the argument or the discussion was around what is the best Disney song. Oh, good. You know? Yeah, good. Because I mean, it is a very, very touchy topic. It's tribal too. And it's also generation specific. That's so true. Very generation specific.

Depending on what, almost down to what three year block you were born in, you'll have such a different opinion on what it is. I feel like you and I will have the same movies that we grew up with. Same era, yeah. But then I heard you and Anastasia discussing this earlier and you said you want to include like the Hannah Montanas and the School of Rocks in this. And the High School Musicals.

High School Musicals in this. Oh, mate, you've got to include those. Really? Yeah, they're Disney. You think no. Yeah. I'm open to interpretation, but to me, I'm talking Little Mermaid, Aladdin, Lion King. The Jungle Book.

Jungle Book. Toy Story. Yeah. So just animation is what you're saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, see, I think you need to include, you know. So in your opinion, what is the greatest Disney song of all time? It's really, really hard to pick.

But I think up there for me, like if we're going straight animation, it'd have to be Aladdin, A Whole New World. A whole new world. Don't you dare close your eyes. This is the magicpet song, eh? Oh, this song just does something to me. Just after she steps off the balcony, or he steps off the balcony,

he's like, fine, I'll leave. And she goes, where'd you go? And he gets caught. Oh my God, what a moment. It's a fantastic song. For me, It's when Disney called up Sir Elton John and they said,

hey, can you do the soundtrack for this movie we've got coming out about lions? And he was like, yeah, man, how's this? The whole soundtrack to this film, I mean, you have to include in there, like, Can You Feel the Love Tonight? Can You Feel the Love Tonight? Like, that's right up the top for me.

Which actually is Elton John. I'm actually not sure that this one is, but. Fantastic song. Yeah. So then we go to Gen Z and we ask producer Anastasia. Well, this will be something high school musical. Cheaty Girls? No, I'm kidding.

Cheaty Girls, I love the Cheaty Girls. Oh, I wasn't a Cheaty Girls fan. What's the greatest Disney song, Anastasia, of all time? The song, TV show, changed my life. The best of both worlds. Oh, Miley Cyrus. Hannah Montana. Yeah, mate, Hannah Montana.

Have we got it? Yeah, we should do. Yeah, we've got it. Oh, banger. Oh, yeah. Come on. You get the limo out front. Miley kind of changed the game a bit on Disney songs Oh man, yeah She's the GOAT Those albums, like, they're still songs that I'd listen to on a daily basis

Because technically, right Yeah songs that I'd listen to on a daily basis? Because technically, right, Miley Cyrus, The Climb would be included in this discussion. Well, I mean, there's so many songs. She has so many different eras too. But that was a part of the Hannah Montana movie. Yeah. Yeah.

That's not it. That's not it. That's not it. Oh! Oh! Oh, what a song. See, this song also, this song could be lifted and put into the Lion King movie as well.

It could. Can you imagine this? Yeah. Just as Mufasa's trying to get back up onto the cliff. And Scar lets him go. And the climb starts playing. So keep moving. I think you just answered your own question.

Like, these songs do work in your era of Disney movies. This song is the pinnacle. So Chef Sam, what's the greatest Disney song of all time? You teased about a half second of it earlier,

but it's got to be Bare Necessities. Look for the bare necessities The simple bare necessities It's just way too much fun. This is Jungle Book? Jungle Book, yeah.

I don't think I've seen that movie. Is that the Hakuna Matata one? Nope. Oh, my God. You're taking the piss, though. What's Hakuna Matata from? The Lion King. Turn your mic off.

Yeah, she's out of the conversation now. What is the ultimate Disney song of all time? Not a passion in this conversation. So much passion because, I mean, so many memories attached to these songs. Yeah, they're formative movies and experiences, so they remind you of a lot of times bitter and happier times. And you just said off-air before, because you and I grew up in a very similar time. Yeah.

And so our big movies were Lion King and Aladdin because we had those on VHS. Yeah. A lot of people listening now, surely the bulk of people are not from a streaming generation. No. A VHS. It's what you had on tape or DVD. Is a tape. So a VHS. It's what you had on tape or DVD. It's a tape. So a VHS was before a DVD.

Yeah. And a DVD, it was like a tape, but it was on a CD. Anyway, anyway. And you had to rent them. Alice is here. Hi, Alice. Hi, Alice. Hi.

How old are you, Alice? 14. Okay, yours will be different. What's the greatest Disney song according to you? I have to say Let It Go from Frozen. Yeah. This song broke the zeitgeist. This song broke a lot of parents too, I think.

It was massive. Menzel. What's her first name? Idina Menzel was massive. Menzel? What's her first name? Adina Menzel. Adina Menzel. You just had a... A brain fart. What was...

Yeah. Let's go to Emma. Hi, Emma. Hi. Emma. How old are you first, Emma? I am 35. 35, okay.

So similar. We're both in our 30s, so this could be something we recognise. Now, I believe you have one that a lot of people are texting through on the text machine. What is it? Well, I've got a castle of kids,

so we're having a bit of a debate about it, but we come up with Be Our Guest from Beauty and the Beast. Be our guest. Be our guest. What a song. Put our service to the test. Tie your napkin round your... Yeah....in the teapot. Yeah. Are your kids into it? Has it stood the test of time? What a song. The candle? Yeah.

And the teapot? Yeah. Are your kids into it? Has it stood the test of time, Emma? Yeah, yeah. We've watched them all, but they love it. Yeah. Oh, cute.

I've just realised this is the same tune they got for that Simpsons song. See my vest, see my vest, made from real gorilla chest. Everyone's like, yeah, duh. Let's go to Holly. Hi, Holly. Hi, Holly. Hi there. Hot debate this afternoon.

What's the greatest Disney song of all time? Has to be Phil Collins from Tarzan, You'll Be In My Heart. Oh, yes. I know that song. You'll be in my heart. Oh, Holly. You'll be in my heart. Yes. Oh, Holly. Yes. Phil Collins did to Tarzan what Elton John did to Lion King, didn't he? Yep.

This was massive. Brings a tear to my eye still today. Oh, I love that. How old are you, Holly? I'm 30. 30, yeah. It's those memories. Good memories, eh?

Did you have it on tape? I have it on tape. I still stream it on Disney Plus today. Nice. Good stuff. I like that. Let's get Felix on as well. Hi, Felix. Hi, Felix. Hello. Felix, you're 10, so we're really keen to know what the Disney song

is for you. Do you have a favourite Disney song? Yes. What is it, Felix? I think it's Elton John, The Lion King, Can You Feel the Love Tonight? There you go. Now, Felix,

you're a ten-year-old. Would you say The Lion King is one of your favourite movies? Yes. And what do you say to producer Anastasia who said she doesn't like The Lion King? Shame on you! Bree and Clint.

Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, the only news in entertainment is the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard trial has come to a close. What's happened? Oh, my goodness. After six weeks of dragging each other through the mud and humiliating each other on a world stage and on live feed, Johnny Depp has won his defamation case today.

Let me just explain what he won and what happened. So, you know, he sued Amber Heard for $50 million because of an op-ed she wrote in the Washington Post. has won his defamation case today. Let me just explain what he won and what happened. So, you know, he sued Amber Heard for $50 million because of an op-ed she wrote in the Washington Post. A jury, he had to convince a jury, firstly, that the op-ed was about him because he wasn't mentioned in it. Secondly, that the op-ed affected his career negatively. And thirdly, he had to prove

every single allegation of assault and abuse, every single one was a lie every single one had he been proven even just one of them the jury thought oh i don't know about this then he would have lost the entire case he was able to convince the jury that every single one that she said was not true and now he's been awarded 10 million dollars from it actually actually he was awarded 15 million and the judge dropped it to 10 million,350,000. So that is a huge win for him. Obviously, as we all know, he won in the court of public opinion. We know that.

We've been talking about that. And he's now officially won the case as well. Does Amber Heard have $10 million, do you think? Can she pay this amount that she has to give Johnny Depp? Well, so there is another part to the lawsuit, which is where she can't just feed him for $100 million. She was awarded $2 million, essentially because of something that his lawyer sent, actually.

It's a long one. It's a very tricky, complicated part. So that brings it down to about an $8 million difference. She was given $7 million from Johnny Depp, and she said she was going to donate that to a charity, but she never did. So she's still got the $7 million. I don't know how you pay that off.

Maybe there's a payment plan. Oof. Yeah. What an absolute nightmare of a situation for both of them. And Johnny Depp didn't really want the money in the end, did he? He just needed the chance to clear his name and his words, because that's what he said, right? I've managed to clear my name.

Exactly. Exactly. And he's opening his speech when he was on the stand when this very first started, day one. He said, I'm doing this for my children. I'm doing this to share my truth because we've never heard him speak. He's such a mysterious dude. We hadn't heard from him, really.

None of us, really. And now we know too much, Dean. We're all like, wow. And now we know everything. We know everything. Intricate details. What's the feeling like from the Amber Heard camp? Has she spoken out about it?

Yes, she has actually. She released a statement. They both released statements on their Instagram. His has had like a million likes. His has had about 90,000 likes on our last look. She said that essentially this case, I don't want to say the wrong thing here, but that it will be very difficult for women to come forward in the future because of how this case has played out and how her truth was not recognised.

There you go. That is the latest on the Amber Heard Johnny Depp trial, which is finally over with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. I've got a bit of Elvis news. Well, you know, I'm always here for that. Yes, and Mama Di, if you're listening. Elvis news. Of course, the

Elvis movie comes out this year. Man, it looks good. It's a big star-studded line-up, isn't it? Tom Cruise. Tom Hanks from Cruise. Tom Cruise. He's doing everything. Tom Cruise would play Elvis. Tom Cruise, he's playing Elvis. Tom Hanks play Elvis. Tom Cruise, he's playing Elvis. Tom Hanks plays... Not Elvis.

Elvis' manager. Yes. The Colonel. A guy called Austin Butler plays Elvis. It's a Baz Luhrmann film. It looks really good. People are saying that Tom Hanks' accent in it is quite strange. Yeah, and he's wearing a fat suit too.

Yeah. Lisa Marie Presley has come out and endorsed the film. She said it's wonderful. Oh, that's cool. fat suit too. Lisa Marie Presley has come out and endorsed the film. She said it's wonderful. Oh, that's cool. She loves it. But there's a thing that with the rise in the popularity of Elvis, which is about to happen, he's about to be hot property all over again.

There's something that's being outlawed. Have a listen to this. Las Vegas chapels of love, which use Elvis Presley's likeness, could find themselves singing Jailhouse Rock very soon if they keep using the king's likeness. A report says the licensing company that controls the name and image of the king

is ordering Sin City Chapels to stop using Elvis themes in their ceremonies. Oh, boo. Why? Oh, the fun police. Boo, they're coming in and they're going, no, we own Elvis. You're not allowed to do it.

They've been served cease and desist letters that say anything involving Elvis, Elvis Presley, to do it. There have been served cease and desist letters that say anything involving Elvis, Elvis Presley, the king of rock and roll, anything remotely Elvis, they have to get rid of it. Or they have to apply for a licence to Elvis' estate to use his image. I mean, who's going to marry people in

Vegas now? Meatloaf? Exactly right. You don't want to get married by Meatloaf. You don't want to get married in Vegas if it's not by Elvis. The wedding industry in Vegas is worth $3 billion a year. Wow. So they clearly want a slice of that pie. One chapel called Graceland Wedding Chapels alone. Oh, no.

They're in trouble. That one place performs 6,400 Elvis weddings every year. Jeez. 6,500 weddings a year. That is a lot of weddings. They have to change the name of their chapel and they have to... Oh, that sucks.

Yeah. Elvis has been dead for 45 years. At what point... He wouldn't want that. No, I don't know if he would either. Nah, he wouldn't want that. He would love that. He would take it as a compliment.

Yeah. You know? Yeah. But at what point can you not... Like, I wonder where the trademark stops. Like, if you wanted to do a Titanic-themed wedding? Yeah. But at what point can you not? Like, I wonder where the trademark stops. Like, if you wanted to do a Titanic-themed wedding, could the people who built the Titanic come and go, oh, no, sorry, you can't have that.

What was the thing recently that happened, like literally in the last week, that copyright, the 100-year copyright got lifted and everyone started using it? Oh, really? What was that? I don't know. Someone on the text machine will know.

I was talking about it with someone the other day. Well, if you're keen, the Elvis movie comes out on the 23rd of June, so just enough time to sneak over to Vegas for your Elvis wedding if you want. I mean, oh, that doesn't leave much time. There'll be a lot of shotgun weddings. Even if you're going, you're eloping anyway, right? Exactly. Someone on the text machine did know.

It was Winnie the Pooh. Oh. The copyright got lifted, 100-year copyright, and that's why they're making that horror film. There you go. Now you can have your Winnie the Pooh wedding. Yeah. Virgin Atlantic is the first UK airline to allow its cabin crew to show off visible arm tattoos while they're in uniform.

I love this. Finally. Move with the times. Air New Zealand have released a statement saying, wow, that's so 2019 of you guys. We did that ages ago. We did that ages ago. Lol. And they did.

They did it back in 2019. I remember we talked about it. It was a big deal. It was. Because before that, if you were a tattoo enthusiast, you had to get your tattoo in a place that you knew would be covered by the uniform and then just hope that they didn't change the uniform. Like if you got one done across your puku,

you just have to hope that Air New Zealand didn't go to crop tops. Yeah. I mean, they did back in the 60s, remember? Change to the crop top uniform. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. A bit drafty on the planes though. The Virgin Atlantic is the airline that Richard Branson started. Okay.

And he's pretty cool. He's pretty modern. You'd think that he would have been DTT, down to tat. Down to tat. But it's taken all this time. And the real reason that they are relaxing the rules around body art, that's what they call it, is because they need heaps and heaps and heaps of new cabin crew

because the world's opening up again and everybody that you fired has gone on to get a new job so they have to retrain new people and they'll probably be young people, so you want them to work there for a while. And what the young people love, they love tattoos. Yeah. I think, yeah, move with the times.

It's such a common thing now for people to have tattoos, especially in our generation. You said Parliament. There's lots of tattoos in Parliament. Yeah. Rawiri Waititi has got full face. The Naya Mahuta, who's our Foreign Affairs Minister. Which is awesome to see. She's got the chin tattoo.

It's so cool and something that is amazing. I'd love to see, like, you know, Simon Bridges get a full arm sleeve. Oh, yeah. You know? Yeah, he could just get TGA for toe-dolling down the side. TGA, DTF. You like to show off a bit of your ink around the workplace too, don't you? No, I don't.

Yes, you do. Yes, you do. What are you talking about? You've got your ankle tat and you like to go, you've got the no-show socks, you like to flout your tattoo around the workplace. Listen to you. You do.

And quite often, quite often somebody working and you'll come and you'll put your foot up on a chair next and they'll go, oh, sorry, I just need to tie my shoelace. Or this, it's just ink, I'm just inked. Just got inked. I could say the same thing about you and your lower back tattoo. Which I like your lower back tattoo.

You want to get rid of it. I think it's a memory for you. Like when you were still living in Rotorua and you got a little bit tipsy and you got the lower back tattoo. I'm glad low rise jeans are back. Because I think the flames coming out of your butthole look great.

I think it looks fantastic. No, haven't you read it? What does it say? It says you must be this high to ride. Oh, I thought it said stingering and then flames. Bree and Clint. Is that what your boss said to you when you showed up with a tattoo? Pack up your sh and go.

Oh, good radio segue. I'll clap that one. Thank you. Nice. We're asking you today, do you have a job where you're not allowed tattoos? More and more airlines are allowing their stewards and stewardesses

to have tats on display. That are visible, yeah. Yeah, it didn't used to be that way. You had to be very clean cut. They have a limit on how many earrings you can wear as well, right? Yeah, I think they do. There's like a jewellery kind of uniform. Yeah. Like it's a part of the uniform, what you can and can't wear. Oh, right? Yeah, I think they do. There's like a jewellery kind of uniform. Yeah.

Like it's a part of the uniform, what you can and can't wear. Oh, mate, tell me about that. When I worked at the Luge in Rotorua, they told me I had to take my eyebrow piercing out every day. Yeah, that was for different reasons. That was for your own good. I just put a plaster over it.

Oh, God. Looked like a real poor version of Nelly. Nice, Nelly. Tash is here. Hi, Tash. Hi, Tash. Hi, Tash. Hi. You weren't allowed visible tattoos at your old job.

What was that job? I worked in a kids' clothing store, and I have tattoos on my arms, so I had to wear a full-sleeve cardigan every day. And, Tash, were they offensive tattoos? I don't imagine so. No, I've got flowers and a snail and butterflies and all sorts of random pretty girly things. That suits a kid's clothing shop to a T.

You rebel. I know. You rebel. What gang are you in? I know. The Christchurch Earthquake Gang. Yeah. Pretty big gang, isn't that one?

Have you got a job now? Or are you... Yeah. Yeah, what do you do now? Well, I make all the lunches at my kids' school. And do they mind you having tattoos visible there? No, not at all. Tash, did you think it was a little bit backward

when they told you, oh, you're not allowed to have your tattoos shown? Yeah, it was a bit strange because you see them in hospitality places and other places like that and it doesn't affect the way that I work. And they worry the kids are going to come in to buy some gumboots

and then go home and go, I want a tattoo. Yeah, I need to. The lady in the shop had tattoos, I want to get a tattoo as well. Someone texted and said, I'm a primary school teacher, I've got three tattoos,

just small ones, two of them are visible and I have a nose ring as well. Yeah, right, cool. I reckon that would totally be school by school. I reckon there'd be some snooty private schools that are like no tattoos on the teachers. Yeah, the school I went to,

I went to a private school for a couple of years in high school and we weren't even allowed to have earrings. And then there'd be some schools that are a bit tougher where they're like, you have to have tattoos, otherwise none of the kids will respect you. Exactly. You need to get inked up, otherwise they're going to walk all they're like, you have to have tattoos, otherwise none of the kids will respect you. Exactly. You need to get inked up,

otherwise they're going to walk all over you. Full arm sleeves. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi. Are you not allowed tattoos in the job that you do? I'm not actually at the same job anymore,

but yeah, it was kind of a case-by-case by the way it went. So I wasn't allowed to have on display a Celtic cross on one of my forearms, but one of my co-workers was allowed to have a naked lady toting pistols on her calf muscles. What? Did she say that naked lady toting pistols on her calf muscles. What? Did she say that naked lady toting pistols was part of her religion or something? Well, yeah, I mean, I'm not entirely sure. Like, I'm not religious at all.

It's just a tattoo for me. But, yeah, it was a little bit crazy. What was the... So I was vet nursing at the time. What? That is strange I know I mean nowadays I think it's absolutely fine I've seen plenty of nurses and vets

That have tattoos and it's fine I just think that That particular person that I worked for Maybe Didn't like the self-help Again, unless one of the animals complains I really don't see What damage your tattoos are doing. I don't trust this big nose.

She's got a tattoo on her arm. Exactly, exactly. I mean, I had a few cat scratches through it, so maybe they didn't like it very much. Don't let the lady with the Celtic tattoo stick her finger up my bum. I don't trust it. Exactly, exactly.

Hey, thanks, Anonymous. Thank you for your call. Well, there you go. Should we go and get tattoos? Yeah, exactly. Hey, thanks, Anonymous. Thank you for your call. Well, there you go. Should we go and get tattoos? Yeah, mate. I've been telling you you should get that Mike Tyson tattoo. You'd look fantastic. Just on my cheek?

Yeah. All right, I'll do it. He said it. Shake on it? He said it. Get off the grass. Free and Clint. New Stranger Things Season 4 is out. watched the um first episode of it last night

how was it so good i will say puberty has hit some of the kids harder than others right like some of them have completely changed i won't give anything away but one of the kids i was like have they replaced him with a different actor who is, but one of the kids I was like, have they replaced him with a different actor? Who is that? But they haven't. You know how some kids, boys especially, hit puberty and they just shoot up. They're so much taller. It's like on Modern Family. I didn't watch

it for a while and I came back and I was like, who are these people? Yeah, right. And their voices change as well. I reckon this season is scarier as well. It feels this season is scarier as well. It feels like it gets scarier and scarier every season, Stranger Things. How long has it been since the last season?

A long time. Right. Like Millie Bobby Brown is 18 now. Okay. And when it started, she was a kid. There's a scene in the first episode where Max, if you've seen Stranger Things, she's the girl with the ginger hair.

She's heading to the school counsellor. The year that this season of Stranger Things is set in is 1986 and she's listening to an artist on her Walkman called Kate Bush and she's listening to this song right here. It's called Running Up That

Hill. This song came out in 1985. I know this song. Yeah. You know it from before Stranger Things? Yes. It's cool, eh? It's a great song. So they put it in Stranger Things.

Within 24 hours of Netflix releasing that episode, this song from 1985 was a trending sound on TikTok worldwide. Wow. It went to number one on the global iTunes charts. It's now sitting at number four on the iTunes chart, but it's been up at number one. It beat Harry Styles. It beat Drake and Future,

the song that's been out for like 40 years. Kate Bush, when she released the song, was 27 and she's now 63. And she's on top of the charts again. Imagine Kate Bush. She's sitting at home. She's having a shardy. And she's like, you know, her phone starts going on. Imagine Kate Bush, she's sitting at home, she's having a shardy and she's like,

you know, phone starts going on. She's like, what's going on here? She goes, holy hell, where's all this money coming from? I'm rich. When the song came out originally in the 80s, it only got to number 30 on the Billboard chart and now she's gone to number one. How cool is that? Who would have thought?

This sort of thing happens periodically, like every now and then. Do you remember about 10 years ago when Cadbury took the Phil Collins song and put it on the ad with the gorilla? Super popular. And what it does for us specifically is it throws it back in the mix for Birthday Banger. So we'll have someone who was born in like 1990 and they were 16 in the year

2016 or something and they'll have Phil Collins as their Birthday Banger. Because it comes back and it goes to number one. Like when Wayne's World put Bohemian Rhapsody in there and it went back to number one again. And we've had that happen in Birthday Banger. You know the story of, well

I'm not 100% sure, but I'm pretty positive because this is how Lizzo got her big break. Right. Did you know that? No. So Lizzo had released the song, was it Truth Hurts? Yes. So she'd released that album and she'd done all those songs

and then it was about two years later. That's right. On Netflix they released the film, it's one of my all-time. On Netflix, they released the film. It's one of my all-time favourite films ever, Someone Great. Yes. And they used that song in that movie. Yeah.

And that's how Lizzo really blew up. Amazing, eh? Yeah. Just the right thing. It has to pop. It happened last year as well with that guy on the skateboard drinking the cranberry juice. Yes. And all of a sudden, the whole world's listening to Fleetwood Mac again.

It's in the charts. I love it. I love it. Same. All these artists get paid again too. Anyway, Stranger Things is out. That song currently from Kate Bush is taking over the world. So we've got to play it.

Yeah, let's hear it. We've got to play the song. This is from 1985. And maybe you know it, maybe you don't. And it's not Birthday Banger. No, that's an hour away. That's an hour away, but we're playing this now. So who is it?

Who's letting the team down when it comes to always using protection when they are doing the rumpy-pumpy? Got to go with Gen Z. We get blamed, but I think it's Gen Z. You reckon Gen Z? Nah. I reckon Gen Z are We get blamed, but I think it's Gen Z. You reckon Gen Z? Nah. I reckon Gen Z are very responsible. They are so responsible and they make us look bad.

They've got so much to deal with. They've got climate change. They've got everything. They're on top of everything. No, a new survey has found out that the group who are not using enough protection in the bedroom, straight women over the age of 50. Oh, my God. That's my mum.

Oh, no. This is really shocking. This study has shown, and this is a New Zealand study as well, women, straight women over the age of 50, almost half of them never use protection. Ever? Ever. What?

Well, is it the married ones? No, we're talking about women on dating apps. This is a study done of people who are on dating apps. It's trying to figure out how New Zealanders use dating apps. It's called the Altair Online Sex and Dating Survey. 823 people surveyed, and straight women over the age of 50 half of them don't use anything any kind of protection what's the reasoning behind that did they not get educated when they're at school is that not a part of the great question you have to show this i don't think so

i don't think that would be the reason they think likely it's because older women felt that they didn't just first of all i didn't label them older women by the way it says it because older women felt that they didn't. First of all, I didn't label them older women, by the way. It says it here. Women in that age bracket, they think maybe they feel they don't need to use protection anymore because they're no longer fertile. Okay. Or a lot of them would have come out of a long-term relationship recently and haven't had that socialized norm

of always using protection. But it's not a baby that you're protecting against. It's a bloody STD. You don't know where these people have been. You need to protect yourself. Maybe they think, you know, if I've been through menopause, I'm going to treat myself. You know, and I think you deserve it.

To a bit of raw man's sashimi. You deserve it. Is that a treat? Well, I don't know. It depends what you like and what you don't like. But it is safe to use protection. Totally. You're just covering all bases.

Not because you don't want to get pregnant, but other reasons. That's the ladies over 50. Conversely, women under 30, so the other end of the spectrum, how do you think they came out? I think they came out on top. Oh, I didn't ask what position. Oh right, you didn't ask that. Stats wise where they came out. Reverse, no

I think they were really good. The stats were reversed. Women under 30, only 16% of women under 30 don't use protection. Oh, I thought you were going to say only 16% use protection. I was like, ladies, what are we up to?

You're the most fertile of all of us. Come on. Jeez. So to our 50 and over ladies who are listening to the show at the moment, maybe pull into the server on the way home

and grab a box of Doms. See what's available. You never know. Keep them in the glove box. Brie and Clint. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic. Not really.

But picking a movie title based on just the plot line, that she can do. Brie and Clint's What's The Plot? Our epic movie guessing game with the money jackpots each week. And we got it up to $1,000. And that's the game that you lost. Nice round number to lose on. I can't believe I lost her on that one. I honestly can't believe it.

Well, we start again with $50 up for grabs today and here to try and win it is Matt. Hi, Matt. G'day, Matt. Hey, how are you going? You know your movies, Matt? Are you a movie buff?

I like to think I'm a bit of a movie buff, yeah. Yeah, good man. Okay. Well, I said I got a fun theme for you guys today. The biggest movie in the world right now is what, Brie?

Top Gun. Correct. The original Top Gun movie came out in the 80s. So today, all movies from the 80s. Oh, I'm going to be horrible at this. 80s classics. Nah, you won't be.

Because I know for a fact you've seen all of these movies. Are you sure? Matt, how do you go with the classics? It's a bit before my time, I'm going to be honest. I'll give it my best go. It's a bit before all of our time, but still, these are iconic movies. How old are you, Matt? 30.

Okay, so we're about on the same playing field. Okay, here we go. Buzz in with your name when you want to have a crack at it. Don't wait for me to finish the movie plot. First one to get two movies correct wins the game this afternoon. Okay. Good luck. Here we go.

Movie number one in our 80s. What's the plot? This movie follows a 16-year-old girl named Sarah, played by Jennifer Connelly, actually, on her quest to reach the centre of an enormous otherworldly maze. Bree! Bree. Oh, is it Labyrinth or The Labyrinth? I would have accepted either. is it Labyrinth or The Labyrinth?

I would have accepted either. It's Labyrinth or The Labyrinth. I'm not going to pull you up on it. Such a great film. I have seen that one. Such a weird concept for a movie. I'll just finish the plot so you can hear how weird it is.

She has to get to the centre of the maze to rescue her baby brother Toby who's been stolen by the Goblin King David Bowie. of the maze to rescue her baby brother, Toby, who's been stolen by the Goblin King, David Bowie. David Bowie's got her baby brother and she has to go save him. Okay, one point to Bree. Have you seen The Labyrinth, Matt? I haven't, no.

You should. Great movie. Okay, you'll know this one. Everybody knows this one. Okay. Everybody knows this one. Movie number two from 1987. Our hero is hoping to enjoy her youth while it lasts,

but she's disappointed when her summer holiday plans deposit her in a spree. Footloose? Footloose is incorrect. Do you want to have an early guess for free, Matt? No, I don't think I've got it yet. No, move on. Oh, that's Footloose. guess for free, Matt? No, I don't think I've got it yet. No, move on. She's disappointed when her summer plans deposit her in a sleepy resort in the

cat... Free! Dirty Dancing! Dirty Dancing is correct. Damn it. Free and Clint. In the last couple of months, my partner and I have been on a lawn journey. Oh, yeah. And I've never felt snootier. Oh, such an Aucklander. Oh, a lawn journey. Oh, yeah. And I've never felt snootier.

Oh, such an Aucklander. Oh, your lawn journey. Or older, actually. I know. Lawn journeys are a real do in your 30s type thing. Taking pride in your lawn is a... Is a real old person thing. Totally. It is.

Totally. But once you lean into it, because I'm a lawn guy. Yeah. Oh. I mean, it's been quite the journey for us. Yeah. I spoke about quite a few weeks ago where we had to rip up the whole thing. Well, I didn't, but other people did real hungover.

Your hungover girlfriend did. Yeah. And anyway, so, and then we've sowed our seeds and we put the grass seed in. So to say. Huh? So you say. So I say. So to speak.

Anyway, so we've been looking after this lawn and we've been babying it. Like even so much so that our dog Whitney isn't allowed to go wee on it at the moment. Oh, she'd rick it. While it's seeding, she would rick it. Exactly. So we've been having to take her out on the berm, which I mean 10.30 at night isn't ideal. So anyway, my partner- All your neighbours are like, why are you bringing your dog out to the street and do

a poo? We don't want to see it. Stop showing us your dog doing a poo. I honestly think that sometimes. I'm like, I'm so sorry, everyone. But anyway, my partner said, look, I'm going to call in this lawn guy to come in because it has... Have you got a lawn guy?

Well, apparently we do now. Oh, so snooty. Have you got a lawn guy? Well, just a guy to come in to do the last bits and pieces because it's only grown about 80%. Right. And he's just going to come in. Chickens in good health.

Yeah, and fix the last 20%. Yeah. Right? So, yes, we've got a lawn guy. Right, okay. Very fancy. Anyway, I said to my partner, oh, okay, what time's this guy coming? What's his name?

You know, because I'll obviously go out and say hello and have a yarn. Anyway, I said to my partner, oh, okay, what time's this guy coming? What's his name? You know, because I'll obviously go out and say hello and have a yarn. And my partner said, oh, his name's Doug. Doug, the lawn guy. He was born for it. And I loved it. He was born to do that job. Doug's out in the garden. Yeah. Doug's out in the garden.

Yeah. He's out in the lawn, he's digging up stuff. Doug, do you like your job? Yeah, man, I dig it. I dig it. Yeah, nice. I dig it. Nice. And I thought, you know, I think we've done this before,

but it's so fun asking people, do you know someone, maybe it's you, where your name matches your job. We talked to Sous Chef Sam earlier who said he had a cooking teacher at school who was in this situation. What was your cooking teacher's name? My sister's cooking teacher was named Mrs. Buttery. Mrs. Buttery. That's good.

What are the chances? Having a woodwork teacher whose name was Mr. Wood. Mr. Hard. Mr. Hardwood. Oh. Mr. Wood. Mr. Hard. Yeah. Mr. Hardwood. Oh, that'd be not good. No, you can't be Mr. Hardwood.

You're banned from school if your name is Mr. Hardwood. You're banned? Yeah. That's a PE teacher name, I reckon. Bree and Clint. We had our lawn guy come over this morning. That's right. I'm fancy.

I'm so fancy. Is it Jim from Jim's Moe? No, it's not. Are you too good for Jim? No, I love Jim. Love the guy, but we're supporting local business, which I think Jim's from Australia. So anyway, this guy's... Whatever helps you sleep at

night. I think it's a franchise business, but yeah, whatever helps you sleep at night. You know what? I didn't organise it. I'm not that fancy didn't even know that was a thing my partner organised it this lovely man came over he was real sweet and he was the lawn guy and his name was Doug

and I just found that really funny you're meant to do this job so we're asking this afternoon on 0800 dial ZM do you know someone maybe where the name matches the profession? Mike, your sister has a name that matches her job. No, not her.

She actually went to the UK many years ago, got refused entry for a number of reasons. But anyway, the guy that signed her documentation, that worked at immigration, was Mr Dennis Porter. So when she got her deportation documents, they were signed by Dee Porter. Dee Porter.

Oh, my God. That is unbelievable. That's crazy. Well, she should have known it was an omen. So, yeah, she was never going to get in with that guy, I don't think. Dee Porter. Dee Porter from Immigration.

Wow. Yeah, yeah. That's fantastic. I really want to ask what your sister got deported for, but, you know, we'll just park it. We'll just leave it. Yeah, no, I think we should just move on from there. We didn't vet that one beforehand.

Let's go to Scott. G'day, Scott. Hey, Scott. Hey. Who was it where their name matched their job, Scotty? My intermediate woodwork teacher was Mr Woods, and he was from Woodville. That's good.

I was hoping for a hard wood But I'll take Mr Woods Yeah it was a little bit A little bit what? Dodgy Oh Yeah Mr Wood from Woodville Didn't get wood in the woodwork

We'll park that one as well Hey there's some really good texts Why are these all going dodgy? There's some good ones coming. Do you want to hear some of these? Why are these all going dodgy? There's some good ones coming through on the text. Someone said, I spoke to a guy on the phone called Harvey who worked at Harvey Norman. Maybe it was Harvey Norman. Did you ever think of that?

I don't think Mr. Harvey is answering the phones at Harvey Norman. Yeah, true. He's probably doing some other jobs. Someone said our bathroom was tiled by Tyler. That's good. Someone else said there used to be a cardiologist in Auckland named Dr. Hart. Oh, yeah. That's fitting.

Yeah. Someone else said, oh, this is probably my favourite text so far. Mr. Hockey is the teacher in charge of hockey at New Plymouth Girls High School. Get off the grass. That's fantastic. There's no way. Really? That's what they said, yeah.

Really? Mr Hockey Takes Hockey. I guess he had to. Dan's here. Hi, Dan. G'day, Dan. How's it going, guys? Good, thank you.

Do you know someone where their name matches their job? Well, actually, I went to school with a kid, obviously, called Sean Lamb, and now it turns to school with a kid, obviously, back then, called Sean Lamb. And now it turns out he's a farmer. He's not a sheep farmer. I don't know. All I know is he turned out to be a farmer. It was a small country school, too.

And we all gave him a bit of a stick when he was a young fella called Sean Lamb. Yeah, Sean Lamb must share lambs. He has to share lambs with us. Guaranteed. I've just realised Sean the sheep. Yeah. Yeah, right. Okay.

But also Sean. I know. There's so many things that are going into that. And he's a farmer. Finally, Thor's here. Is it your name, Thor? Are you a movie star who carries a really big hammer around? No, but I'm a builder, so I've always got a hammer on me.

Yeah, so does you. Thor? Is your real name Thor? Yeah, that's my real name. I was born with it. That's so cool. Did you just love it, like, now that Thor is such, obviously people associate that with Chris Hemsworth.

Do you just get a lot of attention because of that? Oh, yeah, it was pretty fun when I was single. Have you got big gums? Nah, nah, nah, nah. Oh, BS. He needs to get more into character. He's humble, just like Thor. Just like Chris Hemsworth.

Finally, Taylor, take us out. Whose name matched their job? Yeah, so my name's Taylor, and I'm a car detailer. You're a car detailer. Yeah, no, that's good. I'll take that. We have an English teacher whose name was Mrs Wordsworth been texting as well.

And to the person who said they work with a plasterer called Phil, my cracker, no. No, you don't. You don't. You don't. I mean, maybe you would have got us years ago in our radio careers. You'll get Georgia. You'll get Georgia on the day show tomorrow for sure.

Yeah, let her know that Phil McCracken wants a shout out. Our teacher called Mr. Frame. See, now we're talking. Now we're a bit more on track, aren't we? My cooking teacher at school is Mr. Baker. Yep. That's good. A friend of mine's name is Jet and he flies planes.

Mr. Woodcock, the woodwork teacher. I'll just leave it there, to be honest. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Free and clean. Birthday banger. It's a really hard marker, Mr. Woodcock. Oh, yeah.

You know? Like, it was really hard to get good marks. Anyway. It's a bit of a stuff, too. Anyway, birthday banger time. This is where we take your birthdays and we figure out what was the song that was number one on your 16th. Then we play our favourite one.

Matt's here. G'day, Matt. Hello, Matt. How are you? Good, mate. How are you? Yeah, beautiful. Thank you.

Oh, that's good to hear. Matt, what's your birthday? It's the 12th of February, 2001. All right, Matt. That means you were 16 in 2017. And let me take you back a few years to your 16th birthday. This was number one. Ed Sheeran and Shape of You.

Do you like it, Matt? No, don't vote for that one. Don't vote for that one. Yeah, look. Too fresh, eh? I mean, I love Ed Sheeran. Yeah. But some of his songs were just so popular.

Are you just sick of it, Matt? Is that what it is? Yep. Oh, 100%. Get rid of it. Yeah, get rid of it. Matt? Not fair enough.

He's nice and decisive, Matt. Now, tell us what you really think, Matt. That's what I like about Matt. He knows what he wants and what he doesn't. Hi, Tess. G'day, Tess. Hey, how's it going? We want the same kind of honesty from you when we do your birthday banger, okay?

Be brutally honest, okay? Yeah. What's it going? We want the same kind of honesty from you when we do your birthday banger, okay? Be brutally honest, okay? Yeah. What's your birthday? Oh, 18th of February, 1991. Right, Tess, that means you were 16 in 2007. And on your 16th birthday, this was number one. It's really good to hear your voice Saying my name, it sounds so sweet

Hinda! From the lips of an angel Oh, Tess, you know what today is? Words it makes me What's that? Soft Rock Thursday Do you like Hinda, a.k.a. Discount Nickelback? I did love that song, yeah, but I think that's the only song of it is I know.

Yeah, of course, it's the only song they've got, I think. You need to get out your Kevin Federline, Ed Hardy shirts for that one. One more for Jess. Hi, Jess. G'day, Jess. Hey, how you going? Good, how's your day been?

Pretty good, pretty good. Oh, good to hear, Jess. What's your birthday? 31st of August, 1980. Right, Jess, that means you were 16 in 1996. And on the 31st of August, 1980. Right, Jess, that means you were 16 in 1996. And on the 31st of August in 96, this was number one. If you want to be my lover, you've got to get with my friends. Make it last forever.

Banger. Second Spice Girls song of the week. Let's come up on birthday, banger. Yes. Do you like the Spice Girls, Jess? Oh, look, I did. I did when I was 16, yeah. Yeah.

But not anymore. What an exciting time to be 16, especially a 16-year-old girl with the Spice Girls. Great time. This is great. Yeah. Okay, wait there. I vote for Hinda.

Soft Rock Thursday, I vote for Hinda. Yeah, it is Soft Rock Thursday. No disrespect to the Spice Girls, obviously. But we've had a Spice Girls this week. I know. Normally I'm Spice Girl Power all the way, Spice Girls. But we've played them this week. And it's Soft Rock Thursday, Hinda.

Hinda. Tess, congratulations. You just won birthday banger. Oh, woohoo. Nice work. And now you get to enjoy this love ballad Yeah, but a hinder Slash constipated

He's so constipated Yeah, isn't he? Bree and Clint ZM Bree and Clint, that's hinder and lips of an angel You feel that, ladies? Tell me why you're calling me so late Oh, all the ladies are swooning it isn't ZM

it's Soft Rock FM the only thing better on a Soft Rock Thursday than one Hinda song is one Hinda

song plus half an acoustic Hinda song that we played by accident that's how we do it that's how we do

it that's how we roll that's how we keep it soft and we how we do it. That's how we roll. That's how we keep it soft. And we know that the ladies love a big softie. Don't worry, we're not going to play it again. No, I don't think that's right.

The ladies like, you know, Ladies like a big softie? And in between, like see acoustic, like this is too soft. This is too soft. But then, you know, soft rock where you mix it where it's a little bit upbeat. So it's like in between. It's a semi.

Bree and Clint's soft rock. FN. Semi soft. Semi soft. Semi soft. You know, in the pocket. Yeah, nice. Yeah. All right, we'll stick around.

There's some Lifehouse on the way. Some Kings of Leon. And a bit of Matchbox 20. Bree and Clint. Guys, you wouldn't believe it But it's that time of the year When the annual lost and found index Comes out from Uber Oh, I love it when this comes out

Don't they usually release these kind of lists at Christmas time? Isn't that when everybody puts their lists out? Yeah, no, that's when we really get into the list Where we're, you know, scraping at the bottom of the barrel When everyone's given up and they're like We need some, maybe Uber are trying to get ahead of the curve and get their list top of mind. So I'm keen for this.

What are we leaving in our Ubers? Yeah, so this is the sixth annual lost and found index from Uber. And they've released the most common items that Kiwis forgot to take with them in Ubers. So I'll give you those first. And then they've also released the five strangest things. Okay. Are we talking phone wallet keys on the common? Yes, we are talking phone wallet keys.

Number five, glasses. Number four, backpack, bag, folders, luggage. Number three, keys. Number two, wallet or purse. Number one, camera or phone. Camera? I think they meant a phone camera. Yeah, surely.

But phone. Camera. If someone they meant a phone camera. Yeah, surely. But phone. Camera. If someone left their camera in the Uber, they're trying to get some insurance money. I know. They're like, I haven't used this camera for six years. It's a Nikon. I use it for my photography page.

Yeah, no, I swear. Okay, I expect those. What are the weird things? Oh, this is where it gets fun. Look, let's just leave number five. We'll come back to number five. Okay. Because that one's quite funny.

Number four, a sentimental metal straw. Right. I wonder why it's sentimental. It wouldn't be. It'd be some weirdo who's like, I need that straw back. It'd cost me $10. They'd be like, I love that straw. Yeah.

I need it back. It's sentimental to me. Okay, straw One of the most unique things left in Uber by Kiwis this year Number three, a trophy Oh yeah I could see how that would happen Probably the Crusaders They have no respect for a trophy

You see what they did to that Super Rugby Aotearoa trophy that time? I can't even think about it They put it out with the rubbish It gives me nightmares The Crusaders up the boys, beat the Reds this weekend. But they probably left their Super Rugby, one of their 15 Super Rugby trophies

in the back of an Uber. I don't doubt it. They bloody put it through the ringer, that thing, didn't they? Coming in at number two, weird and unique things left in Ubers. Organic heirloom tomatoes. I think I say organic herby stuff. No. That would be funny. Noom tomatoes. I think I say organic herby stuff. No.

That would be funny. No, tomatoes. Tomatoes. Oh, yeah. Okay. Someone went and did their shopping, obviously. Yeah, fine. Do you want number one?

I'm not returning those from the Uber driver. I go, yo, I left my organic heirloom tomatoes in your Uber. And I'd go, yeah, they were yum. Delicious.

Do you want number one or number five? I think let's go with number one first. Go number one. Number one, some weird, unique things left in Ubers. Yeah. A prosthetic eye. Who's popping out their prosthetic eye?

Oh, you know what happens when you get a big night out and you get in the Uber. Whip your eye out. Yeah. Okay. It's been itching you. Well, in this weird reverse countdown, let's reveal number five. The most unique or weird thing that has been left in an Uber in New Zealand this year,

a family member. That's legit on the list. Is it a baby? No, I'm hoping it's not a baby. Was it ashes? Oh, could have been. Does it not specify?. Was it ashes? Oh, could it be? Does it not specify? It doesn't specify.

Because what could it be? It just says a family member. It would have to be a baby, some ashes. What about, say, it's your grandmother? But how small's grandma? No, but like, you know. How big's the Uber? You think grandma's going to get out of the Uber

and she's had like six Chardonnays and she's all gulpy inside. I always check the Uber before I get out. I just give she's had like six Chardonnays and she's like I'll go see you inside. I always check the Uber before I get out. I just give the seat a quick pat down you know just to check I haven't left any

family members behind. It is good to check. Or my eye. Yeah. Play ZM's Brand Clint on Insta Facebook

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