ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 2nd June 2023
Episode Date: June 2, 2023Bree forgot her jandals Freeze dried cats Wardrobe disasters FRIDAYOKEEE See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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Brie and Clint.
Brie and Clint.
Can we just call it Queen's Birthday?
I have a question.
I'm not in the mood for change.
Yeah, it's too much change.
I've called it Queen's Birthday my entire life.
I have a question.
If we broke away from the Commonwealth,
do we miss out on the Queen's birthday
public holiday? Yes.
But we would
likely get like an Independence
Day instead. Right.
We declare our independence from the
Commonwealth and we would celebrate that day instead.
The aliens invade.
That's when they come, yeah. And we'd have to put
Will Smith on our money.
Does he come out for that? You'd have to put Will Smith's face on the coins. Oh yeah, I see. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. And we'd have to put Will Smith on our money. Does he come out for that?
You'd have to put Will Smith's face on the coins.
Oh, yeah.
I see.
Yeah.
Yeah, right.
Whose face would go on the coin if we did break away from the Commonwealth?
It'd be completely up to us.
We could put whoever we want on it.
Who would we want?
Like how America have former presidents on there.
George Washington.
Yeah.
We could have Susie Cato. Oh, yeah. Susie Cato would be good. George Washington. Yeah. We could have Susie Cato.
Oh, yeah.
Susie Cato would be good.
Stan Walker.
The Briscoe's Lady.
Briscoe's Lady.
Tim Weta-Morrison, obviously.
Hilary Barry.
Hilary Barry, for sure.
Yeah.
Queen of the Nation.
And singing.
And the next winner of Celebrity Treasure Island.
Oh, yeah.
That could be a part of the winning prize on Celebrity Treasure Island.
You get to go on the money.
Yeah, you get to go on the money for a year.
Are you a, what's the word for someone who wants to leave the Commonwealth?
A Republican?
Oh, I haven't, to be honest, I haven't put too much thought into it.
Oh, sit on the fence, why don't you?
I mean, the public holidays thing would come into it for me.
I'm loyal to King Charles.
I will go to war for him.
I will die for him. Yeah, look, I don't really have any big ties to King Charles.
What's going on?
Welcome to the show.
It's Bree and Clint and we're hungover.
So it's going to be a good time.
It's going to be a loose show.
What song are we doing for Friday Oki today again?
Today for Friday Oki, we'll be treating you guys to a little bit of Rita Ora.
And that was me, Rita Ora.
Someone just texted before after hearing the Rita Ora interview yesterday
and your Rita Ora impersonation, more like Brita Ora.
People are so funny.
How do you come up with this stuff?
All right, let's get this hot mess rolling, shall we?
It's time for Tradie vs. Lady.
Let's do it.
If you want to play, call now.
0800-DIAL-ZM.
Win $50 cash.
Bree and Clint.
Time for Tradie vs. Lady.
Bree and Clint. Time for Tradie vs. Lady. Bree and Clint.
Tradie vs. Lady.
Oh, did I update the score yesterday?
Nah.
Who won yesterday?
The ladies or the tradies?
The ladies.
The ladies is 3-0, I think.
So it means the ladies are on 52 for the year.
The tradies on 40.
Does that sound right, Claudia?
Tradies won yesterday, so it's 41-51.
Controversial from you.
You're so anti-woman.
How dare you?
You were trying to bloody skip the tradies out of a win.
Yeah, well, I was trying to give it to the ladies.
I was trying to, you know. Okay, we'll take it then.
Okay, we'll have the point. Thank you.
Nah. Ten point ball game.
Let's go to our
lady first. She's calling in from Tauranga. Let's go to our lady first.
She's calling in from Tauranga.
She's 24.
And she once gave David Seymour a ride home from town.
Welcome to the show, Grace.
G'day, Grace.
Be honest.
Hey, guys.
I would have made him walk.
Rate David Seymour's chat out of ten.
Oh, pretty solid.
8.5.
Oh, really?
Until he saw a street sign with Maori language on it,
and then he got really angry.
You're taking on our training today.
They're calling from Waiuku.
They're 23.
And last year, he won Builder of the Year.
Oh, my God.
Welcome to the show, Josh.
G'day, Josh.
G'day, g'day, g'day.
How are we all?
Mate, that's pretty amazing.
What do you have to do to win Builder of the Year?
I went into a competition down in Wellington and whatnot,
and it was just a bit of paperwork involved,
like answering your questions and stuff,
your general knowledge about building,
and then you're given down there for a week and whatnot,
and just, yeah, did heaps of different building exercises and just showing what the competitions are.
Are you telling me this is like building Survivor where you do
challenges? Or building
Lego Master? Building like carpentry,
carpentry, building dreams. Yeah.
Yeah, that's what I mean. That's what we're talking about. But like the challenges
you build certain things instead of,
you know, like... There's a breakdown in communication.
Josh is like, no, I didn't build Survivor.
No, like, yeah.
Like a Survivor building version.
Alright, let's do this thing.
Yeah, awesome.
Grace, your buzzer is lady.
Josh, yours is tradie.
First to get three correct answers is going home with $50 cash from KFC.
Good luck.
Here we go, guys.
Question number one.
The FIFA Women's World Cup starts here in New Zealand in 48 days.
Who are the current Women's World champs?
Is it England, the USA or Canada?
Lady. Yes, Grace.
Canada?
Incorrect. Josh,
you want to guess? Yeah, it's England.
It's actually
USA.
So confident. I love the confidence.
I like it. You go in with confidence and then
if you're right, no one will know.
It is the USA.
It's going to be amazing.
Go get your tickets right now.
Question number two.
What season officially began yesterday?
Lady.
Yes, Grace.
Winter.
It was winter.
Yuck.
It's here.
Nice work.
One to the ladies.
Question number three.
How many Barrett brothers currently play for the All Blacks?
Lady.
Yes, Grace.
Three.
Yeah.
Nice work, Grace.
We did hear you, Josh.
We did hear you were just slightly after Grace once it went to air.
Sorry about that.
Sorry, Josh.
We just have to go with what we're hearing, but you were correct as well.
It is three, Scott, Geordie, and Bodie.
Go, Bodie.
Question number four. You need this one here, Scott, Geordie and Bodie. Go, Bodie. Question number four.
You need this one here, Josh, so jump in quick.
Which biscuit company produces the Tim Tam?
Grady.
Yes, Josh.
Griffin.
No.
Oh, Josh.
Lady.
Yes, Grace.
Is it Arnott?
It is Arnott.
She's got it.
She's a lady.
Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady.
You were in quick.
That was such a good game.
Grace, you're the champion.
And Josh, you're the loser.
But that was such a good game.
That was very good from both of you.
Have a great weekend, guys.
$50, we'll send that out to you, Grace.
Thanks.
Up the ladies.
They finish the week 11 points ahead.
Bree and Clint.
We had the radio awards last night, New Zealand radio awards.
Yeah, where were you guys?
I thought the plan was radio awards after party, the Cass, then Denny's.
And you're right.
That was always your plan.
No, you guys said that was the plan, especially the producers.
I knew Clint wasn't going to come.
Well, no, I did a deal.
I did a deal.
I said, if we win a radio award.
That's why I knew you weren't going to come because we never win.
So I knew you weren't going to come.
And producers, what do you have to say for yourselves?
I got tired.
What time did you guys go home?
I wanted to leave at
8.44, but I stayed till
9.45. Good on you.
And what about you, Ella?
Ella talked a really big game in the lead up.
Yeah. She's like, we're going hard.
And I got there and wanted
to leave at 9.30.
Rock and roll, man.
The radio industry is so
rock and roll. And so did I, but I pressed on because I thought,
nah, they'll meet me at the Cassie.
They'll meet me at the Cassie.
I was on my way.
I just went the wrong way and ended up at home.
Yeah, same.
My Uber, I said, casino, please.
And then he pulled over to my house.
I was like, how do you know where I live?
I pretty much literally at one point looked around
because I went to the casino and I was like,
I think I'm now a member of More FM
because it was just me and a bunch of people from More FM.
We're all playing blackjack.
Just you and Gary McCormick at the casino.
Yeah, it was me, Gary, Speedy was there, Lana Searle.
We almost had a bit of a ZM team disaster before the event even became.
Our patriarch, our leader, Ross Boss, meant to lead us into battle on the night.
You know, if we won the big award, take us up on stage and give the speech.
He decided to not try his suit on before the awards.
Got it dry cleaned though and then
whacked it on an hour before you
head out the door as you usually do and
realised he's grown out of that suit.
He's a growing boy.
He said he didn't fit the pants or
the jacket. Oh no.
I'd panic.
He did panic. Well it's easier
for men. You go out
and you buy a new suit. Well, that's what he did. Yeah.
But what's easy about that? I'm just
saying it's easy. If that was like...
How's that any different to you? You just go out and buy a dress.
Yeah, it's a lot harder. Is it? Are there not many
dress shops around? Oh, typical
male. You just have
no idea. Ross said he
raced to the nearest
suit store and dropped...
He had to buy a suit because he's a large man.
He's six foot eight.
Six foot eight.
So you can't just go to Hellenstein's.
He had to drop 600 bucks on a suit at the last minute last night.
Well, he needed one because the other one doesn't fit anyway.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So that's just his suit now that he has.
But he's like me.
He never wears a suit.
So you only need it for like one time a year.
He should start wearing it to the office. He said to us, he goes, oh he's like me. He never wears a suit. So you're going to need it for like one time a year. He should start wearing it
to the office.
He said to us,
he goes,
oh, great deal though.
Got two pairs of pants
and one jacket.
And I said,
oh, perfect.
Because you'll wear your suit
so much.
You get so much wear
out of those pants.
You'll constantly have
a pair of the dry cleaners.
You'll need that
extra pair of pants.
I thought we could talk
about wardrobe disasters
this afternoon.
In particular,
like on the day of the event Like you thought you had everything covered
And maybe you didn't try it on
Or maybe you spilt something on it before you were meant to wear it
What about the radio awards a couple of years ago
And I had that beautiful like chiffon skirt on
Well, the mesh skirt
And I sat down at a table to have a drink, and I was
sitting with people, and then I couldn't get my knee out from under the table because there
was chewing gum under the table, and it stuck straight to this mesh skirt, and I've managed
to pull my knee out from under the table, and there's just chewing gum everywhere.
It was disgusting.
0800 dials at M or text 9696.
Share your wardrobe disasters with us this afternoon.
What went wrong?
Bree and Clint.
Emma's called up.
Kia ora, Emma.
Hi, Emma.
Kia ora, guys.
How's it going?
Good, thanks.
Tell us, what was the wardrobe disaster?
Well, it was on my wedding day.
Oh, no. Yep, it was on my wedding day. Oh, no.
Yep, it was at our dinner.
My father-in-law got drunk
and he went to put his arm around me
and he put red wine all down the back of my dress.
Your white wedding dress?
Indeed, yeah.
Oh.
What time?
What time of the night?
Well, it was around five-ish.
Oh, that's too early.
That's early.
Because you can spill something on the wedding dress at like 10, 11 o'clock.
Yeah, I could have lived with that.
The fun's been had, but oh, no.
I would have been so angry.
Why was he so bloody?
Oh, he was excited, wasn't he, I guess.
Obviously at five o'clock. Yeah, it's a wedding. Take it easy. It's a sunspin wedding, I guess. Obviously at five o'clock.
Yeah, it's a wedding.
Take it easy.
It's a sunspin wedding.
Yeah, well, you know, five o'clock.
That's a good time to start.
Sounds like he had finished for the night, though.
Have you let him live it down yet, Emma, or do you still bring it up?
I actually don't think he remembers that he did it.
Oh, that's even worse.
Yeah, and now I can't give my wedding dress to my daughters
because it's still all stained.
I couldn't get it out.
Oh, no.
It's just sitting at the door just looking pretty, doing nothing.
Could you get it professionally dry cleaned and send him the bill?
Oh, yeah, maybe.
You know?
I reckon you look into it.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, thanks, Emma.
That's really good.
Someone texted her and they said, for wardrobe disasters,
I accidentally sharted wearing a white tight grey dress.
What?
I'm assuming it's like a pencil skirt, like a tight.
What?
What is wrong with that person?
Well, they can't help it.
Don't you know the basis of a shart is that you don't know it's coming?
God, I wasn't, I didn't know that message was coming.
I feel like that was, I feel like that was.
Matt's here.
Hi, Matt.
Hi, Matt.
Hey, how's it going?
Good, thanks.
Did you shart yourself?
No, no, nothing that interesting.
But I, funnily enough, the morning of my wedding as well,
I'd had a real freaky dream overnight that my suit wasn't going to fit.
And so I screamed out of bed, put all my gear on and went,
oh, I'm all good, and quickly charged into the next room
to where my groomsmen and that were.
And I said, right, you boys better put your suits on.
And my best man, who's literally a stick man,
instead of size 77 trousers, had size 117 trousers.
Oh, my God.
Way too big.
And this was four hours out from the wedding.
You had a premonition.
You literally had a premonition about what was going to happen.
Wow.
Yeah, I had never had anything like that ever in my life before.
Now you're a tarot card reader, Matt.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's my new profession. It's're a tarot card reader, Matt. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's my new profession.
It's not going so well.
Yes, Matt.
I haven't managed to get the lotto number yet,
but that'll come soon.
Hey, all in due course, Matt, all in due course.
I need to read out this text because it's brilliant.
They said, hi, my name is Alex.
I was at a mobile service station on the main intersection
coming into Parmy.
I was wearing this short jumpsuit and I dropped my keys.
So I bent over to grab them and the zipper at the back popped open
and the whole thing basically fell off me to the ground.
Peak hour traffic, I was pretty much flashing everyone my underwear
in a mad panic trying to cover myself.
This lovely old man came over and covered me
while I tried to struggle with the zip back up. Can you imagine seeing someone in the middle
of the road who literally explodes out of their dress?
That would be so strange. I feel you, girl.
Stacey's here. Hey, Stacey. Hi, Stacey. Hey. What's the wardrobe disaster?
So I'm a photographer and I went to a
wedding. I was there for about half an hour
And I reached down to pick something up
And my whole
Dress ripped from under my armpit
To under my chest line
No
Oh god
You're doing too many lat pulls
Definitely
So I started panicking
And then I tried not to show the bride
because I didn't want her to panic.
No.
And then she found out, and she goes,
oh, just go into my wardrobe and pick a dress.
So I had to wear the bride's closeted dress to the wedding.
Just her spare dress.
Spare dress, yep.
And then I had to get it cleaned and returned
Oh, you poor bugger
Could have been worse
Most brides arrive to the venue in track pants
And you could have been shooting the whole wedding
In her track pants and hoodie, you know
They should be comfy
I could have been
Luckily she was a hairdresser
Oh, good
That's so funny
There's a woman that's making news around the world at the moment
because she has decided that she's going to freeze dry her cat.
What?
Well, she's already done it, actually.
Freeze dried?
Yeah.
I've never heard of this.
Have you?
No.
The only thing I thought was freeze dried was Makona instant coffee.
Or fruit.
And, yeah, berries.
Well, they freeze dry lollies now.
There's whole companies that do it.
It's pretty cool.
A freeze-dried lolly?
Yeah.
Have you seen them?
It looks amazing.
They freeze-dry, like, everything.
Like, anything you want.
Any type of lolly you can think of, they freeze-dry ice cream.
What are you going to do with some stiff-ass freeze-dried cat?
Well, I think it's kind of like another option other than taxidermy.
Taxidermy's weird.
Yeah.
This woman said the cat's name is Loki Cat
and she lost the cat in a real tragic accident
and she said she just couldn't part with the cat
and to help her with her grief, she decided to freeze-dry the cat.
Yeah. I think we... Claudia, did you grab some audio of her talking
about how much it costs to freeze dry the cat?
Yeah, we've got it here.
I mean, I'm interested.
Are you interested in getting it done?
No, I'm interested to know how much it would cost,
but I don't think it would be for me.
Is that the deciding factor for you, whether you'll freeze dry any of your cats?
Yeah, if it's cheap enough.
Yeah, okay, or if it's affordable.
Well, actually, let's keep an open mind then.
How much to freeze dry your cat?
We are doing the VIP expedited service, which means that she will be done in six to eight weeks.
And that's going to cost an extra $850.
So it's going to cost us around $2,200 just to have her sent off there and to have the process started.
All in all, including shipping, packaging, all of that stuff, it's going to cost us about $3,200 to have the process started. All in all, including shipping, packaging, all of that stuff,
it's going to cost us about $3,200 to have my cat preserved.
Three and a half grand for a free stride kit.
I just, like, just bury it.
Yeah.
Bury it in the backyard.
You can make a little, you know, little gravestone for it.
Just something to say goodbye.
I just don't think I'd like to.
I think about my dogs and I mean,
I don't even want to think about them passing away,
but I just don't know if I could look at them every day.
Because obviously she gets the cat back and then it's in the house.
It's not them.
It's just their corpse.
Yeah.
The soul's left the body.
I know it's a hard thing to deal with.
It's so emotional.
But where does it stop?
Are you going to freeze dry Nan?
You know, I hope not.
You know what?
I just remembered I used to live with this girl.
Proper rubber in the corner.
I used to live with this girl and I was at the flat very briefly.
This was like my early 20s.
And I went to go put some stuff in the freezer.
And she was like, don't put anything in that freezer.
And we had two freezers and I was like, well, the other one's full.
And she goes, don't put anything in that one.
Don't move anything in that freezer.
And I was like, what the hell is in this freezer?
Yeah.
And so one day I talked about our other flatmate and I said,
we need to look what's in this freezer because she's been real weird.
And so she was out.
So we had a look.
It was a frozen dead parrot.
A parrot?
And anyway, it was this dead frozen parrot.
It was at the back of the freezer.
And I asked her about it because I said, look, we had a look.
We know there's a dead bird in the freezer.
What is going on?
And she said it was her pet parrot from when she was a kid.
She'd lost it 11 years ago,
and she's been carrying it around with her
from flat to flat in different freezers
for one day when she buys a property
and she can bury it in the backyard.
I guarantee you she's not being up front
in the flatmate interview when they're asking her to like,
and anything else we should know about?
Nope.
Oh, I need a section of the freezer that's just for me
and you're never allowed to look in it.
But other than that, nope, nothing.
But that's all.
Actually, I'll just buy my own freezer,
but no one's allowed in there.
Sweet.
Can you move in in two weeks?
Oh, God.
If you had to freeze dry your cat,
what position would you have them in?
Sitting or standing? Oh, that's a you had to freeze-dry your cat, what position would you have them in? Sitting or standing?
Oh.
That's a good question.
Standing.
Standing?
Attack position.
Action pose.
Bree and Clint.
Time to get to LA for the latest.
From iHeartRadio,
this is the latest live from LA,
with Emma Cathy.
Whoa, you all right, Dean?
Sounds like you just...
Bless you.
I'm actually at a restaurant
and they're sucking up all the chairs around me.
Yeah, right, right, right. It's time to leave.
Let's get into this thing then.
What's the goss on the new season of Black Mirror?
When do we get to see it and who's in it?
Okay, so, guys, June 15
is coming. A-list cast, Aaron Paul,
Kate Mara, Salma Hayek,
Rory Culkin, Michael Sphera.
It is going to be massive.
Now, this is obviously, it's been four, hasn't it been four years?
Yeah, it's been a while.
It's been a minute.
Anyway, so we have eagerly awaited the anticipation of it returning.
It's going to be massive.
And, of course, it's coming to Netflix.
So this was a, I mean, it was a cultural moment when this first season came out.
And so brace yourselves.
Are you guys fans?
I'm a big fan of the Black Mirror series.
I really like it.
But, I mean, some of the episodes are quite disturbing.
Like, after you watch it, it, like, really kind of messes with your brain.
I was never able to get past that first episode with the pig.
Yeah, the Prime Minister and the pig.
That was quite full on, that episode.
They're not all like that, can I
just say? You missed
one 90s heartthrob
in the cast line-up there, Dean.
The new season also features
Josh Hartnett from
Pearl Harbor.
40 Hours and 40 Nights. Yes.
Yeah, I love Josh Hartnett.
Where has he been?
Wait, he's the one that was married to Chris Shell.
I don't know why I'm whispering.
Why are you whispering?
Chris Shell from Sunset was married to Josh Hartnett.
Yeah, is that the one that she was married to?
That is a bombshell if that's what it is.
I thought she was married.
I thought she was married to an NFL player.
Have I got the wrong actor?
Have I got the wrong actor?
I'm just Googling it. Bree's fact-checking for us at the moment. I'm she was married to an NFL player. Have I got the wrong actor? Have I got the wrong actor? I mean, I'm just googling it.
Bree's fact checking for us at the moment.
Just googling it. And I'm whispering
like I'm literally, like anyone's even gonna
know what I'm saying. Yeah, they're not gonna pull you
up on it, don't worry. I think she was married
to another guy.
Okay. That looks like Josh Hartnett.
You keep looking. Okay.
The cast also features Aaron Paul
from Breaking Bad, like Dean said, and Selma Hayek from
Magic Mike's Last Dance. She was married
to a guy called Justin Hartley. Oh! Which kind of sounds
like Josh Hartnett and kind of also looks like him too.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Same vibe. Teen the heartthrob.
I'm flippin'. I'm flipping. I'm flipping.
Dean's like, you say potato, I say potato.
Expert analysis from our Hollywood correspondent on the Bree and Clint show.
That's Dean McCarthy.
Bree and Clint.
Look, I'm going to be vulnerable.
Sorry, I wasn't paying attention just then.
Nobody was.
Neither was I. It's good because I think it's distracted me
because it's hard to be vulnerable on the radio.
And there's something that I think it's time that I shared
with you guys and with the audience.
I feel like it's a burden of shame you've been carrying around
for a long time.
It really is.
And I'm in my 30s now and I can't believe that I'm about to say this, but... You're in a safe
space. My name is Bree Thomasel
and I don't know for the life of me how to defog
my windscreen. Loser.
I literally, I went to get a spray tan the other night. It was cold
and I got the spray tan and the ladies will know
and maybe some of the guys.
I was wearing not much because you don't want to mess up the tan.
Yeah.
So I've jumped in the car and I've put the heater on
and all of a sudden the windscreen starts fogging up
and I'm like, oh, here we go.
I don't want to put the air con on because I'm freezing.
I'm kind of damp because I've got this fake tan on.
I was like, how does this bloody defogger work?
Someone explain it to me.
I said loser, but.
Do you really know how it works?
No.
I don't get it.
I just look at it and hope for the best.
Yeah.
Like sometimes I get it right. Don't know how I get it. I just look at it and hope for the best. Yeah.
Like sometimes I get it right.
Don't know how I did it.
Don't know how I bloody did it.
The air con in my car never changes from between 18 and 21.
Yeah.
It never goes, if I'm cold, it's 18.
No, if I'm warm, it's 18.
If I'm cold, it's 21.
Right.
And it just kind of works.
Yeah, see, I'm like that too.
Because I'm afraid that my windscreen's going to fog up and I'm not going to know how to bloody defog it.
I have heard in the past some people say if it's cold outside,
you set it to, I can't remember if it's cold outside,
set it to warm, and if it's warm outside, set it to cold.
Or if it's warm outside, set it to warm.
You're confusing me even more. And if it's cold outside, set it to warm. You're confusing me even more.
I don't remember which one of the ones it is.
Get rid of bloody maths
at school. Put this as a bloody subject
because we need to know these things.
This is life and death.
We're going to open it up and we're going to ask for some advice.
I need to. I want to ask people.
If you think you're the person
that can call up this radio station
and successfully describe how to defog a windscreen in the car,
to you and I, Clint, and to everyone else listening,
that's also like, oh, yeah, me too.
I'll be honest with myself.
It's foggy windscreen season too.
Can I just say, who do you think will be able to answer this for us?
Is it like a mechanic?
Could be.
Is it a scientist? Or be. Is it a scientist?
Or just someone with half
a brain. Is it a highly experienced
older dad?
Is that who we need in this? I feel like
my dad could explain it.
Like I feel like my big Steve.
Do we need a stand-in dad in this situation?
I feel like there'll be people out there.
I know there's people out there and we need your
help. We need you because winter's just hit.
You know?
So this is something going into winter people need.
So 0800 dials at M or you can text us on 9696.
Are you the person that can successfully describe how to defog a windscreen?
I'm putting my hand up.
I'm vulnerable.
I'm sick of not knowing. I can't
understand the perfect way to defog a windscreen. I don't get it. I forget every time and I
panic every time and I just end up pressing every button that's on my dash and nothing
works. Are you running quite a moist cabin? Oh, look, I think when it's, you know when I have trouble,
when it's cold outside and so I'm a bit cold and I panic
and I don't know how to heat it up without just fogging up the whole car.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
You're not going all or nothing, right?
You're not going hottest, most powerful.
I have tried that, yeah.
Yeah, right.
Okay, well, I actually don't know the answer either,
so we've got a panel of experts to explain it to us.
First of all, Emily is here.
Emily, what's your credentials?
What makes you a windscreen clearing expert?
I don't have any credentials,
but I have taught a lot of people that...
Oh, that's good.
...it just worked every time for everyone
and they've never come back with complaints.
Okay, okay, this is good.
So would you say you're kind of a windscreen defogging teacher?
A little bit, yeah.
This is a super common thing that a lot of people have
and I just sort of happen to be there when they're having the conversation.
So I thought I'd call in.
You could start a business, Emily.
Okay, what is, Emily, what's the key to defogging your windscreen?
It's the opposite of outside.
So, if it's cold outside,
you make it warm inside. And I
tell people to remember it because opposite
and outside both start with O.
That's such a good tip there. Wait, wait, wait,
hold on. Okay.
So, it's cold outside
and means
the car's cold, means I'm cold, so I want to And means the car's cold
Means I'm cold
So I want to heat up the car
Yes
And then
But when I do that
What if the windscreen fogs up?
No she's saying
That's what will unfog the windscreen
That's what will unfog it
So you
Well in my car
I just crank it on
As hot as hot goes
And on high
And you turn it to the little
Like de-misty lines
Yes And then it goes Blows hot air straight On your wind high, and you turned it to the little like de-misty lines,
and then it goes, blows hot air straight on your windscreen,
and then you're clear.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Thank you, Emily.
We're just going to combine that with some other advice.
There's a text that's come in that has shooketh me a little bit.
Aircon is for hot and cold air.
I turn my AC on, hot, and it's mint.
Yeah.
Did you not know that AC was for hot and cold?
No.
I thought AC is the cold.
So when I'm cold, I turn the AC off and crank it up to bloody heat.
James is here. Wait, is that why my windscreen's fogging up?
It could be.
That might have hit the root of the issue, but let's keep going. James is here. Oh, wait, wait. Is that why my windscreen's fogging up? It could be. That might have hit the root of the issue,
but let's keep going.
James is here.
You're a windscreen specialist, James.
Yes, I don't know.
I might have a bit of an unorthodox approach,
but being in a snowy region in Taranaki,
you might jump in your car at 6 a.m.
She's pretty chilly, mate.
Like, might have a bit of ice on your screen, whatever.
Just, you know, start her up.
If it's cold and you just don't have time to wait,
just make sure you just foot flat it and just rev limit it,
put it in the AC, whack that hot on,
and I guarantee five minutes she'll be sweet.
Really?
So what was it?
Rev the shit out of your car and turn the air con up to full
and that will sort out the windscreen.
Well, I mean, if you really care about engine,
you don't have to rev the shit out of it.
Just a little bit.
Warmer up, mate.
Warmer up.
Warmer up.
If you go drive off without warming her up,
then you just set yourself up for fail.
Oh, mate.
You have blown my mind this afternoon, James.
See, that is something I can do.
Thank you, James.
Have a great long weekend. Thank you, James. Legend. We'll go to one more.
Michael's here. Hi, Michael. Hi, Michael. Hi, Brie. Hey, Clint. How are you doing?
You may be the most qualified person we've had on the show today. You're an engineer.
This is what we need. You believe you know how to defog Brie's windscreen.
Will all of our windscreens correctly? Okay, so
yes. So, yes.
So, the previous caller who said you need to turn the AC on for hot air is correct and doing it on the front and rear windscreen, which is those lines showing to front and rear.
Okay.
The reason for that is because if you're just blasting hot air without the AC button pressed,
you're putting hot, humid air.
And that hot, humid air, when it goes against the windscreen,
the water in that air basically condenses on your windscreen.
Makes perfect sense, Michael.
What the bloody hell have I been doing?
Does air con provide dry air?
Is that what air conditioning is?
Yeah, so air conditioning, what it does is you'll first go through,
what it'll do is it'll dry out the air as well as heat it up.
Oh, my God.
This is going to change my life, Michael.
I don't think you understand.
So the AC works for cold and hot.
Brilliant.
Yes, that's correct.
So with hot air, you're wanting to,
so with hot air, what you're doing is
it'll run through something where it cools it down
to the point where the water will start condense,
the water that's in the air will condense
and leave the air,
and then it gets heated back up
to the required temperature.
It's how you reduce humidity.
Yeah, you just... Mate, I can temperature. It's how you reduce humidity. Yeah, you do it.
Mate, I can't.
It's absolutely blown our minds.
33 years.
So the answer to de-misting your windscreen,
push the air conditioning button.
Just leave the air con on.
Whack it onto hot.
It works for both hot and cold.
There's people in like a 2001 Toyota Corolla thinking right now, yeah, but what if the air conditioning in our car is broken?
Just roll your window down.
Yeah, we can't help you.
It's the one second song challenge.
It's the one second song challenge This is the One Second Song Challenge
where we go head-to-head guessing songs
as quickly as possible.
And today Claudia has said to us
it's got a bit of an early 2000s vibe about it.
It was a bit of an accident actually.
That's not even the theme.
Stacey Orico could have been in there then.
Oh, that would have been great.
Or was she late 90s?
I think early 2000s.
Around that time, yeah.
Although I don't know.
Let's meet our teammates.
Joining Team Bree is Carol.
Kia ora, Carol.
Oh, g'day, Carol.
Kia ora.
Hi, how are you going?
Good, thanks.
How are you, Carol?
Yeah, a bit pissed from work.
But yeah, otherwise it's Friday.
It's Friday.
Oh, how long we get?
Carol, are you going to hit the Vino's tonight?
Come on.
Yes, yes, definitely.
Oh, I love it, Carol.
I'm from some bosses, so good to see them off.
I love you, Carol.
Let's win this thing, okay?
To do that, you're going to have to get past me and Lauren.
Kia ora, Lauren.
G'day, Lauren.
Hi.
All right, Lauren, do you know your music?
We're about to find out.
Just give it a hoot, Lauren.
That's what it's about.
That's what we do.
Claudia, what is our theme today?
Well, I'm not sure if you know,
but the New Zealand Radio Awards were last night.
Were they?
And we were nominated for a few things.
Yes.
Lost every one of them.
Yeah, we lost everything.
So the theme today is songs about being a loser.
Love it.
Ouch.
God, that is self-deprecation at the next level.
Okay, let's do this thing then.
Claude, let's go.
So, Bree and Clint, you're going to go first.
I'm going to start a song from the beginning.
You just need to tell me the artist's name and the name of the song.
Ready to go?
Ready.
Okay, buzz in with your name if you can tell me what this song is.
I woke up, it was seven.
Waited till eleven just to figure out that no one would call.
What's that called?
Clint.
Clint.
Simple Plan, Loser.
Oh, you're so close.
Damn it.
I've got a lot of friends, but I don't hear from them.
Clint.
Simple Plan, I'm a Loser.
No, you're closer.
When you're closer.
Brie.
Brie.
Simple Plan, Life is a Nightmare?
No.
Okay, we don't know.
We literally talked about this song like two hours ago.
This is Simple Plan, I'm Just a Kid.
And here it goes. Brie, Simple Plan, I'm Just a Kid. And here it goes.
Simple Plan, I'm Just a Kid.
Well done.
Alright, no points there.
It's over to the girls.
We did two.
We're hungover, Claudia.
Yeah, that's fierce. No points that round.
So Carol and Lauren, the next one's for you guys.
You ready?
Nice.
Here we go, girls.
Buzz in with your name if you can tell me what this song is.
Lauren?
Yes, Lauren.
Lauren's in.
Come on.
Teenage
Dirtbag Wait Weedus.
Yes.
You're very unsure, Lauren, but you were right.
I knew it was Teenage Dirtbag.
Yeah, the band name's hard.
Yeah, it's hard.
Congratulations, Lauren.
Oh, bless you, Carol.
It's not over yet, Carol.
It's not over yet.
We've still got three more songs to go. You've still got a chance. You hang tight, Lauren. Oh, bless you, Carol. It's not over yet, Carol. We've still got three more songs to go.
You've still got a chance.
Hang tight, Carol.
I'll get us back in this game, okay?
That's one point for Team Clint, but yeah, you guys can still get this.
So, Bree and Clint, the next one is for you guys.
Here you go.
Clint.
Oh, Clint.
Linkin Park in the end.
Yes.
All right, Carol, means it's up to you to keep us in it. end. I tried so hard and got so far.
All right,
Carol, means it's up to you
to keep us
in it.
That's all you
wanted, eh,
was some
Linkin Park.
That's all I
wanted.
I'm such a
big Linkin Park
buzz at the
moment.
Carol, I
believe in you,
mate.
You need this,
Carol.
And Lauren, if
you get it,
you're going to
win the game
for us.
Woo!
Here you go,
girls.
Good luck,
ladies.
Here you go.
They're not going to get this, Claude.
This one's so easy.
No, it's not.
It's easy for you because you've got a weird playlist You've got Hooper Stank on your playlist
Can Bree and I buzz it?
Yeah you can buzz it
Clint?
Clint
Is that Daniel Powder Bad Day?
Yeah
I do that too
Don't try the next one
If you thought that one was hard
Yeah
Hey good game ladies
And Lauren you've picked yourself up 50 KFC chicken dollars.
Congratulations, Lauren.
Everybody have an awesome weekend.
Can we get Carol a prize, please?
Carol, we'll find you a prize, too, because your energy is infectious, my friend.
Oh, thank you so much.
Just loving this Friday vibe.
Oh, you have a ripping long weekend, ladies, all right?
Carol is the vibe.
I'm obsessed with Carol.
Can she call back next week?
You tell her, call back any time.
Bree and Carol.
Bree and Clint.
Ladies and gentlemen, Bree and Clint's Friday Okie.
Here we are, another week, another display of our singing ability.
This is our weekly singing competition where we spend time with a professional audio engineer
doing our best to cover a song and the results are often mixed.
Someone came up to me at the radio awards last night from the opposition company.
Oh yeah? Over the road and they said, they go, radio awards last night from the opposition company. Oh, yeah.
Over the road.
And they said, I know I work for the opposition, but damn, I love listening to Friday Oaky.
Gives me a good laugh every Friday.
Mate, that's corporate espionage.
They know that this segment is limiting us in the ratings.
So they're trying to make us think.
So they're coming in to gas us up.
And they're like, guys, you've got to keep doing Friday Oaky.
It's so good.
Oh my God, she was gaslighting me.
This week, seeing as we had Rita Ora
on the show to surprise Brie.
Actually, Claudia, can we get those
Rita Ora impersonations from Brie
on the Friday Oaky wall, please?
We don't need those.
She popped in.
We played Brie's Rita Ora impression
to Rita Ora.
So we're going to do Rita Ora.
I'm so glad that I can be embarrassed She popped in. We played Brie's Rita Ora impression to Rita Ora. So we're going to do Rita Ora. I will never let you down.
I'm so glad that I can be embarrassed twice by Rita Ora this week.
I will never let you down.
Well, hello, it's me, Rita Ora.
I will never let you down.
Don't think people understand how embarrassing that is,
having that played to the real person?
To the real Rita Ora, yeah. Like, so embarrassing.
Oh, don't play that bit.
There's a little preview.
This could be more embarrassing.
It could be.
We've each done it.
Once you've heard both, you'll get to choose
who was the better Rita Ora.
Was it me or was it Brie?
All right, good luck.
I'll go first.
Sing as I pick the song
and then you'll hear Brie's.
Here it is.
Tell me baby what we gonna do
I'll make it easy, got a lot to lose
Watch the sunlight coming through
Open the window, let it shine on you
Cause I've been sick and working all weekend, I've been doing just fine
You've been tired of watching me, forgot to have a good time, boy
You can take it, all these faces never keeping it real
I know exactly how you feel
When you say you've had enough, and you might just give it up
Oh, oh, I will never let you down
When you're feeling low on love
I'll be what you're dreaming of
Oh, oh, I will never let you down
Oh, oh, I will never let you down
My voice is going. I've got one last one in me.
Here we go, big one.
Oh, I will never let you down.
I think my testicles popped.
That's good.
I like that.
I don't know why I chose this Rita Oris.
You had a testy blowout like four times in a row.
Someone said, Clint, no, this is not your key.
Please stop.
We don't know what keys are.
We don't know what our keys are.
We don't even know what those are.
I don't think we have a key.
Anyway, that was mine.
Is Breeze any better?
That's the real challenge.
You only have to be like 5% better than mine to win this competition. This isn't
me. This is Brita Ora.
This is Brita Ora. Yeah.
You can be the judge
straight after this.
Tell me baby what we gonna
do. I'll make
it easy. Got a lot to lose.
Watch the
sunlight coming through.
Open the window let it shine on you
Cause I've been sick and working all week
And I've been doing just fine
You've been tired of watching me
Forgot to have a good time
Boy, you can't take it all
These faces never keeping it real
I know exactly how you feel
When you say you've had enough and you might just give it up.
Oh, I won't ever let you down.
When you're feeling low on love, I'll be what you're dreaming of.
Oh, I won't ever let you down.
Oh, I won will never let you down
Oh, oh, I will never let you down
It's a flat rate of aura.
It's a hard one to get your lips around, eh?
It's a hard song to sing, eh?
It's so hard.
Sheesh.
We're looking for five brave people to call through on 0800DIALZM right now.
That's our phone number.
And tell us who did a better Rita Ora impersonation this afternoon.
We always love your feedback.
It is welcomed on the text machine 9696.
Or if you want to call up and have your say, we'd love to hear from you.
0800DIALZM.
Early text message.
Yas, Brita Ora.
Brie and Clint.
Well, hello there.
It's me, Brita Ora.
I just wanted to say a quick hello
before I pop down
to Eden Park
and play at the rugby.
Okay, we will cut.
We get the joke.
We get the joke.
I was doing...
It's Brita Ora week.
I was doing a Brita Ora impression in the comfort of our own team
and our own show, and then you played the impression,
the real Rita Ora.
Did I what?
And it became very real.
Oh, my God, I can't believe you just played my Rita Ora impression
to Rita Ora.
I know, I know.
Oh, no, it's me, Rita.
I just wanted to say it's really nice to meet you.
That was a really good impression of me, actually.
Oh, my God.
She's such a good sport, though.
That was so good.
She's amazing.
So this week, Friday Oki is Rita Ora themed.
Ladies and gentlemen,
Rian Clint's Friday Oki.
You just heard my Rita.
Oh, oh, I will never let you down. You just heard My Rita.
And Breeze Rita.
Her Brita.
Brita Aura.
Brita Aura.
Yeah.
Who's was the best?
Five people are going to decide that right now on 0800 Dial ZM.
We're going to start with Corey.
Kia ora, Corey.
Well, g'day, Corey.
G'day, guys.
G'day.
How are you going, Corey?
Oh, great, mate.
Yourself?
Oh, not bad.
Not bad.
Did we give you a laugh this week at least?
Oh, I've had many laughs.
I quite love you three.
Oh, I love you too.
Good man.
Who's the winner of Friday Oaky this week?
Hey, Clint, you've taken it.
You've taken it once again.
Wow.
Gutted.
I really appreciate it.
I'm sorry, bro.
No, you're all right.
Still love you, Corey.
Still love you.
I am honoured and surprised.
Thank you, Corey.
Let's go to Bear.
Kia ora, Bear.
G'day, Bear.
Kia ora.
Cool name, Bear.
Thank you.
Very cool name. What are your thoughts this week?
What's your feedback?
Well, I've got to say, you both did quite well.
Very impressed, especially with the impression.
Very well done.
Thank you, Bear. You couldn't tell the difference, could you?
Yeah, yeah.
No, I couldn't.
But I do got to say, Brie's taken it for me.
Yes, Bear.
Get in there.
Nice work, Bear.
Have a great long weekend.
See you, Bear.
Let's go to Brianna.
Kia ora, Brianna.
Hi, Brianna.
Hi. Brianna or Brianna Let's go to Brianna. Kia ora, Brianna. Hi, Brianna. Hi.
Brianna or Brianna?
Brianna.
Brianna.
Okay, Brianna, where does your allegiance lie?
Are you a Team Clint or a Team Bree?
Team Bree.
You've got to go with the Brianas and the Brianas.
The Brees have got to stick together, right?
Thanks, Brianna.
Okay, we appreciate it.
It's 2-1 to Bree.
We'll go to Cooper.
Actually, no, we're going to go to,
Cooper's still standing by.
Let's go to Isaac. Hi, Isaac. G'day to Cooper. Actually, no, we're going to go to... Cooper's still standing by. Let's go to Isaac.
Hi, Isaac.
G'day, mate.
Hello.
Isaac, how old are you?
12.
Oh, 12.
Do you listen to Friday Okie every week?
Yeah.
Oh, we love that, Isaac.
And we want to hear your feedback.
You both did really well,
but I reckon Clint had better auto-tune,
so he will take the win.
I love the shade you've thrown in there, Isaac.
It's like a little big-handed compliment.
Yep, yep.
It's very good.
He's giving his vote to the computer.
Yeah.
We are level, though.
That means Cooper has the deciding vote.
Hello, Cooper.
Guys.
You have the power this afternoon, Cooper,
to decide who had the better reader aura.
Unfortunately, mate, I have to say you did sound like a dying cat.
Yeah, I understand.
Yeah.
So...
Yeah, better though.
It's just practice.
Yeah, thank you.
I've been practicing for three years now
and it's not getting much better.
But you do need to cast that vote.
You need to be very clear about who you think
is the winner of Friday Okie today.
A vote for today will be Brie.
There it is.
Brie to Aura, Cooper.
All that Brie to Aura impersonating has paid off,
I think, Cooper.
Yeah, you're the full package now.
I think so.
Mate, book me in for a show.
I'm available for appearances.
I'll come and emcee your awards tonight as Rita Ora.
Enjoy your long weekend, Cooper.
Thanks for voting in Fridayoke.
See you, Coop.
There it is.
Congratulations.
I don't think you should be congratulating me.
It's been a big Rita Ora week for you.
It has been.
It's been a lovely Rita Ora week.
It's the perfect end, yeah.
Yeah.
Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint.
Bree and Clint.
All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger.
Oh, well, howdy, y'all.
It's time for Birthday Banger.
This is a hungover show.
Welcome.
Welcome to your Friday.
Is it funny to you guys?
It's funny to us.
Everything's funny right now
Let's kick off Birthday Banger, the number one song on your 16th birthday with Melissa
Kia ora Melissa
G'day Melissa
Hiya
How's your bloody week been mate?
Oh long
Long, you and me both but we're here and it's a long weekend Mel, did you remember that?
Yeah I'm looking forward to it
Yeah the good news is next week is short.
That's even better.
Get into that. I mean, it's just a long weekend.
You just get excited for the three-day weekend and then you forget about the
four-day week. Then you're like, that's also amazing.
Okay, Mel, well let's get you there.
What's your birthday?
The 27th of the 12th in 1971.
Alright, that means you were 16
in 1987.
And on your 16th birthday, this was number one.
Oh, she's Rick Rolled Us.
Oh, Mel, you knew what you were doing, didn't you?
What do you reckon?
Rick Astley, Never Gonna Give You Up.
Is that a bit of you, Melissa?
Oh, yes.
Takes me back.
Yeah. Oh, yes. Takes me back.
You do not sound old enough to have been 16 in 1987.
You sound real young.
Oh, thanks.
Yeah.
Okay, wait there.
We're going to do a birthday banger for Laura.
Hi, Laura.
G'day, Laura.
Hi.
Mate, it's a long weekend this weekend. Laura, how good?
Oh, I can't wait.
It's been a week, let me tell you.
What's happened?
What happened for you this week?
Just work's crazy and I'm studying, so it's just full on.
Bring on the weekend.
Bring on the weekend.
Sounds like you really deserve a three-day weekend, Laura.
You know what I do?
Yes.
I think I might take it.
You put your feet up, Laura, and you treat yourself alright.
Thank you. I appreciate it. Excellent. Well, let's treat you now to your
birthday, Banger. What's your birthday? 18th of November
1992. Alright, that means you were 16, Laura, in 2008.
And on that date in 2008, this was number one.
Bit of T.I. and RiRi for you, Laura.
It is a banger.
It is a banger.
Such a good one from them.
Okay, wait, then we've got to do one more for Christy.
Kia ora, Christy.
Hi, Christy.
Hi, guys.
May, do you like the other two ladies?
Have you had a week?
It's been a great week.
Oh, good.
Can't complain.
Why has it been so good, Christy?
Oh, just new job, loving it.
Oh, great.
And do you still get a long weekend this weekend?
I do.
Oh, I mean, everything's coming up bloody Christy, isn't it?
Perfect situation.
Let's do your birthday banger and cap it off.
What's your date of birth?
December 18th, 1983. All right, Christy, you were 16 in 1999.
And here is your birthday banger. Ain't no party like an S Club Gonna show you how
Everybody get down tonight
Oh.
I mean, can't go wrong with S Club Party.
Decision made, I think.
Christy, do you like it?
Um, it's all right.
It's not my fave, but yeah.
Wait, what?
What?
I think I was, we grew up, I was in America at the time,
so I don't think it's Club 7 was huge.
Oh.
Well, Christy, let me tell you something.
We've got to educate you then.
Let me tell you something.
Jo, she's got the flow.
Oh, great.
Yeah.
And Rachel.
Rachel's.
Getting down on the floor.
No, who's getting down?
I think Rachel's throwing up.
John's holding back.
Rachel's here.
Yeah.
Let's play the song.
Paul's in an Uber home.
You're the winner of Birthday Banger, Christy, so lap it up.
Here we go.
This is your long weekend banger.
Enjoy your long weekend, Christy.
Awesome.
Thanks.
Oh, yeah, this is good.
From 1999, you're on ZM.
Brie and Clint. I said to you before, Brie, that I've received a message from someone who's not happy with you.
And it's not because of something you've done.
It's because of something you haven't done.
I've forgotten someone's birthday.
No, you haven't forgotten anybody's birthday.
No.
I feel bad already and I don't know what I've done.
I don't know if you forgot this thing or if you did it on purpose.
So let's just rip the band-aid off.
Okay.
Here's a message that I received today from Jordan How To Dad Watson.
Picture this. A man drives from Tauranga all the way to Auckland to hand deliver a radio DJ two different
coloured options of golden jandals because she wants to wear them to the radio awards.
She said it live on air and we're like,
hey, let's make it happen.
Now picture this, someone gets home, tells their kids,
hey, you know Bree from ZM,
she's going to wear dad's goldens,
you know, my gold, my jandal brand to the radio awards.
No, no, she won't, dad.
I'm like, she is, you wait.
And so this morning, right, I woke up and I was ready to show them photos
because it will all be on social media and stuff.
No, I saw some other foot, like boots or something.
It wasn't Golden's.
My kids in tears on the floor.
I've got nothing to say.
I'm turning into the edge now.
See you guys.
Don't bring the kids into it.
Don't listen to the edge.
Why would you do that?
How to, Dad? That's warfare. Don't bring the kids into it. Why would you do that, how-to dad?
That's warfare.
That's psychological warfare, bringing the kids into it.
Can I just say genuinely, and I'm looking you in the face,
I genuinely forgot about it yesterday.
I did.
And no one in here, not one of you, not a single person reminded me, did you?
If you guys had reminded me and I said, no, I'm not bloody wearing the jandals,
then fair enough.
Come at me.
Not a single person here that's meant to have my back.
You, Clint.
You're meant to remind me.
But no, you didn't.
Don't you dare try and turn this around on us.
No, I'm going to gaslight you.
I'm going to gaslight you all I can. Don't you dare, okay? this around on us. No, I'm going to gaslight you. I'm going to gaslight you all I can.
Don't you dare, okay?
You said you wanted jandals.
I organised you jandals hand-delivered by a celebrity.
I didn't ask for that.
I didn't ask for that.
And now, because I didn't thread the bit of rubber between your toes,
because I didn't hand-slide the jandals onto your feet,
somehow it's my fault.
I wasn't asking for that.
All I was asking for is, hey Bria, weren't you wearing
jandals? But no, nothing.
Not a single person piped
up yesterday. I reckon you're passing the buck here.
I reckon you need to learn some personal accountability.
No, genuinely, genuinely
I was
wanting to get photos in the jandals.
It was going to be funny. We were going to take some videos.
Probably wasn't going to wear them for the whole event.
But I wanted to get some photos and do some funny bits and pieces
and, you know, make how-to dad happy.
But not a single one of you buggers reminded me.
I tried to remind you and you said, I'm not doing it,
and you threw them at me.
That is a blatant lie.
Yeah, she slapped me with one of the jandals.
No, you guys are liars.
And she said, shut up.
Why?
I refuse what you said. Why do And she said, shut up. Why? Why?
I refuse what you said.
Why do I always get dragged into these dumb ideas?
There's a simple solution to this, okay?
What's the solution?
Put your radio awards outfit back on.
We'll get the hair and makeup artist back in here.
There was only three hours of panel beating that went into that look yesterday.
And we staged a new photo shoot with the golden jandals.
Yeah, you're good to go.
We better get this photo shoot underway faster because that thing's going to fade. It is. You better get it done
before the long weekend.
Bree and Clint.
This has kind of become a series on our show
where we talk about
big hit songs and
then we play you the demos
that were recorded by other big artists
that you've never heard. Yeah, who was meant
to sing that song.
Yeah, it's quite interesting, actually.
Today, I've got one for you from the DJ Zedd called The Middle, obviously.
This one here.
Now, that's country musician Maren Morris.
I think she's brilliant on the track. Did you know that this song and that spot there that Maren is singing
was recorded and tested with 14 different artists?
14?
14 different artists demoed that song.
Kind of sucks the life out of it a bit, eh?
Because you go, wow, they really just manufacture,
like they just work until they find the thing that ticks all the boxes.
But I mean, they've got a great song in the end.
I love that song.
I think it's a really, really good song.
What do you think that song would sound like with Camila Cabello on it?
Oh, okay.
She recorded a demo and this is what it sounded like.
So pull me closer.
Why don't you pull me close?
Why don't you come on over?
I can't just let you go.
Oh, baby.
Why don't you just meet me in the middle?
She sounds excellent.
I wonder why she didn't get it.
I don't know.
Maybe Maren Morris was cheaper.
Could have been.
Because she was more of an up and coming.
Yeah.
But what about Bebe Rexha?
She's been known to do a lot of collabs.
I was going to say the Maren Morris vocal reminds me a lot of Bebe Rexha.
You wait till you hear the real Bebe Rixa,
and this is the demo she recorded for it.
How did we get into this mess?
Got so aggressive.
I know we met all good intentions.
So pull me closer.
Why don't you pull me close?
Why don't you come on over?
I can't just let you go.
Oh, baby.
Why don't you just meet me in the middle?
Got a very recognisable voice, hey?
Yeah.
I'm just a little bad.
Any one of those women could have sung on that song
and it would have been a hit.
Fascinating.
Yeah.
I reckon I prefer the... Yeah, which one do you like the most? Let's play the original one more time. Yeah. I reckon I prefer the...
Yeah, which one do you like the most?
Let's play the original one more time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Obviously, this has been mixed perfectly.
Yeah, the others are pretty raw.
Camilla.
Or Bebe Rixxler.
I like the Bebe Rixxler.
I quite like it too, yeah.
She's just got like that little bit extra flavour in her voice.
Yeah, plus we met her and you know she's a bit crazy.
Bree and Clint, we're back after this on ZM.
And that's the end of the show, everybody.
We are done for the week
I'm going to drag my hungover self home
To watch the Ted Lasso finale
Because I didn't catch it on Wednesday
Oh I'm so excited for it
You got me really excited today at lunch
When you were like oh it's not
Ted Lasso final
And Kardashians
Yep Kardashians new episode is out too
I reckon I'm hungover enough
To enjoy the Kardashians
Yeah when you're real hungover
That's prime Kardashian time
That's the mindless crap
That you need
Yep
So I'm pumped to go home
It's gonna be good
But you know
We'll be back next week
Yeah
Oh my god guys
Yeah long weekend baby
It's a bloody long weekend, you beauty.
Woo!
God, that's made my whole day.
Really snuck up on us this long weekend, didn't it?
It did, eh?
Yeah, no one was talking about it.
No one was talking about it.
So enjoy that, and we'll catch you guys back on Tuesday.
The Bree and Clint podcasts are out right now. You can go and enjoy those, and we'll catch you guys back on Tuesday. The Brian Clint podcasts are
out right now. You can go and enjoy those
and we'll catch you next week.
See you then. Bye.
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