ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 2nd June 2023

Episode Date: June 2, 2023

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Brie and Clint. Brie and Clint. Can we just call it Queen's Birthday? I have a question. I'm not in the mood for change. Yeah, it's too much change. I've called it Queen's Birthday my entire life. I have a question.
Starting point is 00:00:21 If we broke away from the Commonwealth, do we miss out on the Queen's birthday public holiday? Yes. But we would likely get like an Independence Day instead. Right. We declare our independence from the Commonwealth and we would celebrate that day instead.
Starting point is 00:00:38 The aliens invade. That's when they come, yeah. And we'd have to put Will Smith on our money. Does he come out for that? You'd have to put Will Smith's face on the coins. Oh yeah, I see. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. And we'd have to put Will Smith on our money. Does he come out for that? You'd have to put Will Smith's face on the coins. Oh, yeah. I see. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:00:48 Yeah, right. Whose face would go on the coin if we did break away from the Commonwealth? It'd be completely up to us. We could put whoever we want on it. Who would we want? Like how America have former presidents on there. George Washington. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:04 We could have Susie Cato. Oh, yeah. Susie Cato would be good. George Washington. Yeah. We could have Susie Cato. Oh, yeah. Susie Cato would be good. Stan Walker. The Briscoe's Lady. Briscoe's Lady. Tim Weta-Morrison, obviously. Hilary Barry.
Starting point is 00:01:16 Hilary Barry, for sure. Yeah. Queen of the Nation. And singing. And the next winner of Celebrity Treasure Island. Oh, yeah. That could be a part of the winning prize on Celebrity Treasure Island. You get to go on the money.
Starting point is 00:01:31 Yeah, you get to go on the money for a year. Are you a, what's the word for someone who wants to leave the Commonwealth? A Republican? Oh, I haven't, to be honest, I haven't put too much thought into it. Oh, sit on the fence, why don't you? I mean, the public holidays thing would come into it for me. I'm loyal to King Charles. I will go to war for him.
Starting point is 00:01:50 I will die for him. Yeah, look, I don't really have any big ties to King Charles. What's going on? Welcome to the show. It's Bree and Clint and we're hungover. So it's going to be a good time. It's going to be a loose show. What song are we doing for Friday Oki today again? Today for Friday Oki, we'll be treating you guys to a little bit of Rita Ora.
Starting point is 00:02:14 And that was me, Rita Ora. Someone just texted before after hearing the Rita Ora interview yesterday and your Rita Ora impersonation, more like Brita Ora. People are so funny. How do you come up with this stuff? All right, let's get this hot mess rolling, shall we? It's time for Tradie vs. Lady. Let's do it.
Starting point is 00:02:36 If you want to play, call now. 0800-DIAL-ZM. Win $50 cash. Bree and Clint. Time for Tradie vs. Lady. Bree and Clint. Time for Tradie vs. Lady. Bree and Clint. Tradie vs. Lady. Oh, did I update the score yesterday?
Starting point is 00:02:53 Nah. Who won yesterday? The ladies or the tradies? The ladies. The ladies is 3-0, I think. So it means the ladies are on 52 for the year. The tradies on 40. Does that sound right, Claudia?
Starting point is 00:03:04 Tradies won yesterday, so it's 41-51. Controversial from you. You're so anti-woman. How dare you? You were trying to bloody skip the tradies out of a win. Yeah, well, I was trying to give it to the ladies. I was trying to, you know. Okay, we'll take it then. Okay, we'll have the point. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:03:20 Nah. Ten point ball game. Let's go to our lady first. She's calling in from Tauranga. Let's go to our lady first. She's calling in from Tauranga. She's 24. And she once gave David Seymour a ride home from town. Welcome to the show, Grace. G'day, Grace.
Starting point is 00:03:34 Be honest. Hey, guys. I would have made him walk. Rate David Seymour's chat out of ten. Oh, pretty solid. 8.5. Oh, really? Until he saw a street sign with Maori language on it,
Starting point is 00:03:49 and then he got really angry. You're taking on our training today. They're calling from Waiuku. They're 23. And last year, he won Builder of the Year. Oh, my God. Welcome to the show, Josh. G'day, Josh.
Starting point is 00:04:00 G'day, g'day, g'day. How are we all? Mate, that's pretty amazing. What do you have to do to win Builder of the Year? I went into a competition down in Wellington and whatnot, and it was just a bit of paperwork involved, like answering your questions and stuff, your general knowledge about building,
Starting point is 00:04:17 and then you're given down there for a week and whatnot, and just, yeah, did heaps of different building exercises and just showing what the competitions are. Are you telling me this is like building Survivor where you do challenges? Or building Lego Master? Building like carpentry, carpentry, building dreams. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I mean. That's what we're talking about. But like the challenges you build certain things instead of,
Starting point is 00:04:36 you know, like... There's a breakdown in communication. Josh is like, no, I didn't build Survivor. No, like, yeah. Like a Survivor building version. Alright, let's do this thing. Yeah, awesome. Grace, your buzzer is lady. Josh, yours is tradie.
Starting point is 00:04:49 First to get three correct answers is going home with $50 cash from KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. The FIFA Women's World Cup starts here in New Zealand in 48 days. Who are the current Women's World champs? Is it England, the USA or Canada? Lady. Yes, Grace.
Starting point is 00:05:09 Canada? Incorrect. Josh, you want to guess? Yeah, it's England. It's actually USA. So confident. I love the confidence. I like it. You go in with confidence and then if you're right, no one will know.
Starting point is 00:05:23 It is the USA. It's going to be amazing. Go get your tickets right now. Question number two. What season officially began yesterday? Lady. Yes, Grace. Winter.
Starting point is 00:05:35 It was winter. Yuck. It's here. Nice work. One to the ladies. Question number three. How many Barrett brothers currently play for the All Blacks? Lady.
Starting point is 00:05:46 Yes, Grace. Three. Yeah. Nice work, Grace. We did hear you, Josh. We did hear you were just slightly after Grace once it went to air. Sorry about that. Sorry, Josh.
Starting point is 00:05:57 We just have to go with what we're hearing, but you were correct as well. It is three, Scott, Geordie, and Bodie. Go, Bodie. Question number four. You need this one here, Scott, Geordie and Bodie. Go, Bodie. Question number four. You need this one here, Josh, so jump in quick. Which biscuit company produces the Tim Tam? Grady. Yes, Josh.
Starting point is 00:06:14 Griffin. No. Oh, Josh. Lady. Yes, Grace. Is it Arnott? It is Arnott. She's got it.
Starting point is 00:06:22 She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. You were in quick. That was such a good game. Grace, you're the champion. And Josh, you're the loser. But that was such a good game. That was very good from both of you.
Starting point is 00:06:37 Have a great weekend, guys. $50, we'll send that out to you, Grace. Thanks. Up the ladies. They finish the week 11 points ahead. Bree and Clint. We had the radio awards last night, New Zealand radio awards. Yeah, where were you guys?
Starting point is 00:06:52 I thought the plan was radio awards after party, the Cass, then Denny's. And you're right. That was always your plan. No, you guys said that was the plan, especially the producers. I knew Clint wasn't going to come. Well, no, I did a deal. I did a deal. I said, if we win a radio award.
Starting point is 00:07:13 That's why I knew you weren't going to come because we never win. So I knew you weren't going to come. And producers, what do you have to say for yourselves? I got tired. What time did you guys go home? I wanted to leave at 8.44, but I stayed till 9.45. Good on you.
Starting point is 00:07:30 And what about you, Ella? Ella talked a really big game in the lead up. Yeah. She's like, we're going hard. And I got there and wanted to leave at 9.30. Rock and roll, man. The radio industry is so rock and roll. And so did I, but I pressed on because I thought,
Starting point is 00:07:48 nah, they'll meet me at the Cassie. They'll meet me at the Cassie. I was on my way. I just went the wrong way and ended up at home. Yeah, same. My Uber, I said, casino, please. And then he pulled over to my house. I was like, how do you know where I live?
Starting point is 00:07:59 I pretty much literally at one point looked around because I went to the casino and I was like, I think I'm now a member of More FM because it was just me and a bunch of people from More FM. We're all playing blackjack. Just you and Gary McCormick at the casino. Yeah, it was me, Gary, Speedy was there, Lana Searle. We almost had a bit of a ZM team disaster before the event even became.
Starting point is 00:08:27 Our patriarch, our leader, Ross Boss, meant to lead us into battle on the night. You know, if we won the big award, take us up on stage and give the speech. He decided to not try his suit on before the awards. Got it dry cleaned though and then whacked it on an hour before you head out the door as you usually do and realised he's grown out of that suit. He's a growing boy.
Starting point is 00:08:54 He said he didn't fit the pants or the jacket. Oh no. I'd panic. He did panic. Well it's easier for men. You go out and you buy a new suit. Well, that's what he did. Yeah. But what's easy about that? I'm just saying it's easy. If that was like...
Starting point is 00:09:09 How's that any different to you? You just go out and buy a dress. Yeah, it's a lot harder. Is it? Are there not many dress shops around? Oh, typical male. You just have no idea. Ross said he raced to the nearest suit store and dropped... He had to buy a suit because he's a large man.
Starting point is 00:09:27 He's six foot eight. Six foot eight. So you can't just go to Hellenstein's. He had to drop 600 bucks on a suit at the last minute last night. Well, he needed one because the other one doesn't fit anyway. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's just his suit now that he has. But he's like me.
Starting point is 00:09:41 He never wears a suit. So you only need it for like one time a year. He should start wearing it to the office. He said to us, he goes, oh he's like me. He never wears a suit. So you're going to need it for like one time a year. He should start wearing it to the office. He said to us, he goes, oh, great deal though. Got two pairs of pants
Starting point is 00:09:49 and one jacket. And I said, oh, perfect. Because you'll wear your suit so much. You get so much wear out of those pants. You'll constantly have
Starting point is 00:09:57 a pair of the dry cleaners. You'll need that extra pair of pants. I thought we could talk about wardrobe disasters this afternoon. In particular, like on the day of the event Like you thought you had everything covered
Starting point is 00:10:09 And maybe you didn't try it on Or maybe you spilt something on it before you were meant to wear it What about the radio awards a couple of years ago And I had that beautiful like chiffon skirt on Well, the mesh skirt And I sat down at a table to have a drink, and I was sitting with people, and then I couldn't get my knee out from under the table because there was chewing gum under the table, and it stuck straight to this mesh skirt, and I've managed
Starting point is 00:10:38 to pull my knee out from under the table, and there's just chewing gum everywhere. It was disgusting. 0800 dials at M or text 9696. Share your wardrobe disasters with us this afternoon. What went wrong? Bree and Clint. Emma's called up. Kia ora, Emma.
Starting point is 00:10:55 Hi, Emma. Kia ora, guys. How's it going? Good, thanks. Tell us, what was the wardrobe disaster? Well, it was on my wedding day. Oh, no. Yep, it was on my wedding day. Oh, no. Yep, it was at our dinner.
Starting point is 00:11:10 My father-in-law got drunk and he went to put his arm around me and he put red wine all down the back of my dress. Your white wedding dress? Indeed, yeah. Oh. What time? What time of the night?
Starting point is 00:11:25 Well, it was around five-ish. Oh, that's too early. That's early. Because you can spill something on the wedding dress at like 10, 11 o'clock. Yeah, I could have lived with that. The fun's been had, but oh, no. I would have been so angry. Why was he so bloody?
Starting point is 00:11:41 Oh, he was excited, wasn't he, I guess. Obviously at five o'clock. Yeah, it's a wedding. Take it easy. It's a sunspin wedding, I guess. Obviously at five o'clock. Yeah, it's a wedding. Take it easy. It's a sunspin wedding. Yeah, well, you know, five o'clock. That's a good time to start. Sounds like he had finished for the night, though.
Starting point is 00:11:54 Have you let him live it down yet, Emma, or do you still bring it up? I actually don't think he remembers that he did it. Oh, that's even worse. Yeah, and now I can't give my wedding dress to my daughters because it's still all stained. I couldn't get it out. Oh, no. It's just sitting at the door just looking pretty, doing nothing.
Starting point is 00:12:15 Could you get it professionally dry cleaned and send him the bill? Oh, yeah, maybe. You know? I reckon you look into it. Yeah, yeah. Okay, thanks, Emma. That's really good. Someone texted her and they said, for wardrobe disasters,
Starting point is 00:12:28 I accidentally sharted wearing a white tight grey dress. What? I'm assuming it's like a pencil skirt, like a tight. What? What is wrong with that person? Well, they can't help it. Don't you know the basis of a shart is that you don't know it's coming? God, I wasn't, I didn't know that message was coming.
Starting point is 00:12:52 I feel like that was, I feel like that was. Matt's here. Hi, Matt. Hi, Matt. Hey, how's it going? Good, thanks. Did you shart yourself? No, no, nothing that interesting.
Starting point is 00:13:03 But I, funnily enough, the morning of my wedding as well, I'd had a real freaky dream overnight that my suit wasn't going to fit. And so I screamed out of bed, put all my gear on and went, oh, I'm all good, and quickly charged into the next room to where my groomsmen and that were. And I said, right, you boys better put your suits on. And my best man, who's literally a stick man, instead of size 77 trousers, had size 117 trousers.
Starting point is 00:13:30 Oh, my God. Way too big. And this was four hours out from the wedding. You had a premonition. You literally had a premonition about what was going to happen. Wow. Yeah, I had never had anything like that ever in my life before. Now you're a tarot card reader, Matt.
Starting point is 00:13:44 Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's my new profession. It's're a tarot card reader, Matt. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's my new profession. It's not going so well. Yes, Matt. I haven't managed to get the lotto number yet, but that'll come soon. Hey, all in due course, Matt, all in due course. I need to read out this text because it's brilliant.
Starting point is 00:13:56 They said, hi, my name is Alex. I was at a mobile service station on the main intersection coming into Parmy. I was wearing this short jumpsuit and I dropped my keys. So I bent over to grab them and the zipper at the back popped open and the whole thing basically fell off me to the ground. Peak hour traffic, I was pretty much flashing everyone my underwear in a mad panic trying to cover myself.
Starting point is 00:14:21 This lovely old man came over and covered me while I tried to struggle with the zip back up. Can you imagine seeing someone in the middle of the road who literally explodes out of their dress? That would be so strange. I feel you, girl. Stacey's here. Hey, Stacey. Hi, Stacey. Hey. What's the wardrobe disaster? So I'm a photographer and I went to a wedding. I was there for about half an hour And I reached down to pick something up
Starting point is 00:14:48 And my whole Dress ripped from under my armpit To under my chest line No Oh god You're doing too many lat pulls Definitely So I started panicking
Starting point is 00:15:04 And then I tried not to show the bride because I didn't want her to panic. No. And then she found out, and she goes, oh, just go into my wardrobe and pick a dress. So I had to wear the bride's closeted dress to the wedding. Just her spare dress. Spare dress, yep.
Starting point is 00:15:22 And then I had to get it cleaned and returned Oh, you poor bugger Could have been worse Most brides arrive to the venue in track pants And you could have been shooting the whole wedding In her track pants and hoodie, you know They should be comfy I could have been
Starting point is 00:15:35 Luckily she was a hairdresser Oh, good That's so funny There's a woman that's making news around the world at the moment because she has decided that she's going to freeze dry her cat. What? Well, she's already done it, actually. Freeze dried?
Starting point is 00:15:56 Yeah. I've never heard of this. Have you? No. The only thing I thought was freeze dried was Makona instant coffee. Or fruit. And, yeah, berries. Well, they freeze dry lollies now.
Starting point is 00:16:06 There's whole companies that do it. It's pretty cool. A freeze-dried lolly? Yeah. Have you seen them? It looks amazing. They freeze-dry, like, everything. Like, anything you want.
Starting point is 00:16:15 Any type of lolly you can think of, they freeze-dry ice cream. What are you going to do with some stiff-ass freeze-dried cat? Well, I think it's kind of like another option other than taxidermy. Taxidermy's weird. Yeah. This woman said the cat's name is Loki Cat and she lost the cat in a real tragic accident and she said she just couldn't part with the cat
Starting point is 00:16:40 and to help her with her grief, she decided to freeze-dry the cat. Yeah. I think we... Claudia, did you grab some audio of her talking about how much it costs to freeze dry the cat? Yeah, we've got it here. I mean, I'm interested. Are you interested in getting it done? No, I'm interested to know how much it would cost, but I don't think it would be for me.
Starting point is 00:17:00 Is that the deciding factor for you, whether you'll freeze dry any of your cats? Yeah, if it's cheap enough. Yeah, okay, or if it's affordable. Well, actually, let's keep an open mind then. How much to freeze dry your cat? We are doing the VIP expedited service, which means that she will be done in six to eight weeks. And that's going to cost an extra $850. So it's going to cost us around $2,200 just to have her sent off there and to have the process started.
Starting point is 00:17:21 All in all, including shipping, packaging, all of that stuff, it's going to cost us about $3,200 to have the process started. All in all, including shipping, packaging, all of that stuff, it's going to cost us about $3,200 to have my cat preserved. Three and a half grand for a free stride kit. I just, like, just bury it. Yeah. Bury it in the backyard. You can make a little, you know, little gravestone for it. Just something to say goodbye.
Starting point is 00:17:43 I just don't think I'd like to. I think about my dogs and I mean, I don't even want to think about them passing away, but I just don't know if I could look at them every day. Because obviously she gets the cat back and then it's in the house. It's not them. It's just their corpse. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:58 The soul's left the body. I know it's a hard thing to deal with. It's so emotional. But where does it stop? Are you going to freeze dry Nan? You know, I hope not. You know what? I just remembered I used to live with this girl.
Starting point is 00:18:13 Proper rubber in the corner. I used to live with this girl and I was at the flat very briefly. This was like my early 20s. And I went to go put some stuff in the freezer. And she was like, don't put anything in that freezer. And we had two freezers and I was like, well, the other one's full. And she goes, don't put anything in that one. Don't move anything in that freezer.
Starting point is 00:18:32 And I was like, what the hell is in this freezer? Yeah. And so one day I talked about our other flatmate and I said, we need to look what's in this freezer because she's been real weird. And so she was out. So we had a look. It was a frozen dead parrot. A parrot?
Starting point is 00:18:48 And anyway, it was this dead frozen parrot. It was at the back of the freezer. And I asked her about it because I said, look, we had a look. We know there's a dead bird in the freezer. What is going on? And she said it was her pet parrot from when she was a kid. She'd lost it 11 years ago, and she's been carrying it around with her
Starting point is 00:19:07 from flat to flat in different freezers for one day when she buys a property and she can bury it in the backyard. I guarantee you she's not being up front in the flatmate interview when they're asking her to like, and anything else we should know about? Nope. Oh, I need a section of the freezer that's just for me
Starting point is 00:19:27 and you're never allowed to look in it. But other than that, nope, nothing. But that's all. Actually, I'll just buy my own freezer, but no one's allowed in there. Sweet. Can you move in in two weeks? Oh, God.
Starting point is 00:19:41 If you had to freeze dry your cat, what position would you have them in? Sitting or standing? Oh, that's a you had to freeze-dry your cat, what position would you have them in? Sitting or standing? Oh. That's a good question. Standing. Standing? Attack position.
Starting point is 00:19:51 Action pose. Bree and Clint. Time to get to LA for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is the latest live from LA, with Emma Cathy. Whoa, you all right, Dean? Sounds like you just...
Starting point is 00:20:04 Bless you. I'm actually at a restaurant and they're sucking up all the chairs around me. Yeah, right, right, right. It's time to leave. Let's get into this thing then. What's the goss on the new season of Black Mirror? When do we get to see it and who's in it? Okay, so, guys, June 15
Starting point is 00:20:19 is coming. A-list cast, Aaron Paul, Kate Mara, Salma Hayek, Rory Culkin, Michael Sphera. It is going to be massive. Now, this is obviously, it's been four, hasn't it been four years? Yeah, it's been a while. It's been a minute. Anyway, so we have eagerly awaited the anticipation of it returning.
Starting point is 00:20:37 It's going to be massive. And, of course, it's coming to Netflix. So this was a, I mean, it was a cultural moment when this first season came out. And so brace yourselves. Are you guys fans? I'm a big fan of the Black Mirror series. I really like it. But, I mean, some of the episodes are quite disturbing.
Starting point is 00:20:54 Like, after you watch it, it, like, really kind of messes with your brain. I was never able to get past that first episode with the pig. Yeah, the Prime Minister and the pig. That was quite full on, that episode. They're not all like that, can I just say? You missed one 90s heartthrob in the cast line-up there, Dean.
Starting point is 00:21:11 The new season also features Josh Hartnett from Pearl Harbor. 40 Hours and 40 Nights. Yes. Yeah, I love Josh Hartnett. Where has he been? Wait, he's the one that was married to Chris Shell. I don't know why I'm whispering.
Starting point is 00:21:28 Why are you whispering? Chris Shell from Sunset was married to Josh Hartnett. Yeah, is that the one that she was married to? That is a bombshell if that's what it is. I thought she was married. I thought she was married to an NFL player. Have I got the wrong actor? Have I got the wrong actor?
Starting point is 00:21:44 I'm just Googling it. Bree's fact-checking for us at the moment. I'm she was married to an NFL player. Have I got the wrong actor? Have I got the wrong actor? I mean, I'm just googling it. Bree's fact checking for us at the moment. Just googling it. And I'm whispering like I'm literally, like anyone's even gonna know what I'm saying. Yeah, they're not gonna pull you up on it, don't worry. I think she was married to another guy. Okay. That looks like Josh Hartnett.
Starting point is 00:22:00 You keep looking. Okay. The cast also features Aaron Paul from Breaking Bad, like Dean said, and Selma Hayek from Magic Mike's Last Dance. She was married to a guy called Justin Hartley. Oh! Which kind of sounds like Josh Hartnett and kind of also looks like him too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Same vibe. Teen the heartthrob. I'm flippin'. I'm flipping. I'm flipping.
Starting point is 00:22:28 Dean's like, you say potato, I say potato. Expert analysis from our Hollywood correspondent on the Bree and Clint show. That's Dean McCarthy. Bree and Clint. Look, I'm going to be vulnerable. Sorry, I wasn't paying attention just then. Nobody was. Neither was I. It's good because I think it's distracted me
Starting point is 00:22:46 because it's hard to be vulnerable on the radio. And there's something that I think it's time that I shared with you guys and with the audience. I feel like it's a burden of shame you've been carrying around for a long time. It really is. And I'm in my 30s now and I can't believe that I'm about to say this, but... You're in a safe space. My name is Bree Thomasel
Starting point is 00:23:11 and I don't know for the life of me how to defog my windscreen. Loser. I literally, I went to get a spray tan the other night. It was cold and I got the spray tan and the ladies will know and maybe some of the guys. I was wearing not much because you don't want to mess up the tan. Yeah. So I've jumped in the car and I've put the heater on
Starting point is 00:23:35 and all of a sudden the windscreen starts fogging up and I'm like, oh, here we go. I don't want to put the air con on because I'm freezing. I'm kind of damp because I've got this fake tan on. I was like, how does this bloody defogger work? Someone explain it to me. I said loser, but. Do you really know how it works?
Starting point is 00:23:58 No. I don't get it. I just look at it and hope for the best. Yeah. Like sometimes I get it right. Don't know how I get it. I just look at it and hope for the best. Yeah. Like sometimes I get it right. Don't know how I did it. Don't know how I bloody did it.
Starting point is 00:24:14 The air con in my car never changes from between 18 and 21. Yeah. It never goes, if I'm cold, it's 18. No, if I'm warm, it's 18. If I'm cold, it's 21. Right. And it just kind of works. Yeah, see, I'm like that too.
Starting point is 00:24:27 Because I'm afraid that my windscreen's going to fog up and I'm not going to know how to bloody defog it. I have heard in the past some people say if it's cold outside, you set it to, I can't remember if it's cold outside, set it to warm, and if it's warm outside, set it to cold. Or if it's warm outside, set it to warm. You're confusing me even more. And if it's cold outside, set it to warm. You're confusing me even more. I don't remember which one of the ones it is. Get rid of bloody maths
Starting point is 00:24:49 at school. Put this as a bloody subject because we need to know these things. This is life and death. We're going to open it up and we're going to ask for some advice. I need to. I want to ask people. If you think you're the person that can call up this radio station and successfully describe how to defog a windscreen in the car,
Starting point is 00:25:11 to you and I, Clint, and to everyone else listening, that's also like, oh, yeah, me too. I'll be honest with myself. It's foggy windscreen season too. Can I just say, who do you think will be able to answer this for us? Is it like a mechanic? Could be. Is it a scientist? Or be. Is it a scientist?
Starting point is 00:25:26 Or just someone with half a brain. Is it a highly experienced older dad? Is that who we need in this? I feel like my dad could explain it. Like I feel like my big Steve. Do we need a stand-in dad in this situation? I feel like there'll be people out there.
Starting point is 00:25:41 I know there's people out there and we need your help. We need you because winter's just hit. You know? So this is something going into winter people need. So 0800 dials at M or you can text us on 9696. Are you the person that can successfully describe how to defog a windscreen? I'm putting my hand up. I'm vulnerable.
Starting point is 00:26:04 I'm sick of not knowing. I can't understand the perfect way to defog a windscreen. I don't get it. I forget every time and I panic every time and I just end up pressing every button that's on my dash and nothing works. Are you running quite a moist cabin? Oh, look, I think when it's, you know when I have trouble, when it's cold outside and so I'm a bit cold and I panic and I don't know how to heat it up without just fogging up the whole car. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:36 You're not going all or nothing, right? You're not going hottest, most powerful. I have tried that, yeah. Yeah, right. Okay, well, I actually don't know the answer either, so we've got a panel of experts to explain it to us. First of all, Emily is here. Emily, what's your credentials?
Starting point is 00:26:50 What makes you a windscreen clearing expert? I don't have any credentials, but I have taught a lot of people that... Oh, that's good. ...it just worked every time for everyone and they've never come back with complaints. Okay, okay, this is good. So would you say you're kind of a windscreen defogging teacher?
Starting point is 00:27:10 A little bit, yeah. This is a super common thing that a lot of people have and I just sort of happen to be there when they're having the conversation. So I thought I'd call in. You could start a business, Emily. Okay, what is, Emily, what's the key to defogging your windscreen? It's the opposite of outside. So, if it's cold outside,
Starting point is 00:27:30 you make it warm inside. And I tell people to remember it because opposite and outside both start with O. That's such a good tip there. Wait, wait, wait, hold on. Okay. So, it's cold outside and means the car's cold, means I'm cold, so I want to And means the car's cold
Starting point is 00:27:45 Means I'm cold So I want to heat up the car Yes And then But when I do that What if the windscreen fogs up? No she's saying That's what will unfog the windscreen
Starting point is 00:27:55 That's what will unfog it So you Well in my car I just crank it on As hot as hot goes And on high And you turn it to the little Like de-misty lines
Starting point is 00:28:04 Yes And then it goes Blows hot air straight On your wind high, and you turned it to the little like de-misty lines, and then it goes, blows hot air straight on your windscreen, and then you're clear. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Thank you, Emily.
Starting point is 00:28:16 We're just going to combine that with some other advice. There's a text that's come in that has shooketh me a little bit. Aircon is for hot and cold air. I turn my AC on, hot, and it's mint. Yeah. Did you not know that AC was for hot and cold? No. I thought AC is the cold.
Starting point is 00:28:40 So when I'm cold, I turn the AC off and crank it up to bloody heat. James is here. Wait, is that why my windscreen's fogging up? It could be. That might have hit the root of the issue, but let's keep going. James is here. Oh, wait, wait. Is that why my windscreen's fogging up? It could be. That might have hit the root of the issue, but let's keep going. James is here. You're a windscreen specialist, James. Yes, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:28:52 I might have a bit of an unorthodox approach, but being in a snowy region in Taranaki, you might jump in your car at 6 a.m. She's pretty chilly, mate. Like, might have a bit of ice on your screen, whatever. Just, you know, start her up. If it's cold and you just don't have time to wait, just make sure you just foot flat it and just rev limit it,
Starting point is 00:29:13 put it in the AC, whack that hot on, and I guarantee five minutes she'll be sweet. Really? So what was it? Rev the shit out of your car and turn the air con up to full and that will sort out the windscreen. Well, I mean, if you really care about engine, you don't have to rev the shit out of it.
Starting point is 00:29:31 Just a little bit. Warmer up, mate. Warmer up. Warmer up. If you go drive off without warming her up, then you just set yourself up for fail. Oh, mate. You have blown my mind this afternoon, James.
Starting point is 00:29:41 See, that is something I can do. Thank you, James. Have a great long weekend. Thank you, James. Legend. We'll go to one more. Michael's here. Hi, Michael. Hi, Michael. Hi, Brie. Hey, Clint. How are you doing? You may be the most qualified person we've had on the show today. You're an engineer. This is what we need. You believe you know how to defog Brie's windscreen. Will all of our windscreens correctly? Okay, so yes. So, yes.
Starting point is 00:30:10 So, the previous caller who said you need to turn the AC on for hot air is correct and doing it on the front and rear windscreen, which is those lines showing to front and rear. Okay. The reason for that is because if you're just blasting hot air without the AC button pressed, you're putting hot, humid air. And that hot, humid air, when it goes against the windscreen, the water in that air basically condenses on your windscreen. Makes perfect sense, Michael. What the bloody hell have I been doing?
Starting point is 00:30:37 Does air con provide dry air? Is that what air conditioning is? Yeah, so air conditioning, what it does is you'll first go through, what it'll do is it'll dry out the air as well as heat it up. Oh, my God. This is going to change my life, Michael. I don't think you understand. So the AC works for cold and hot.
Starting point is 00:31:03 Brilliant. Yes, that's correct. So with hot air, you're wanting to, so with hot air, what you're doing is it'll run through something where it cools it down to the point where the water will start condense, the water that's in the air will condense and leave the air,
Starting point is 00:31:19 and then it gets heated back up to the required temperature. It's how you reduce humidity. Yeah, you just... Mate, I can temperature. It's how you reduce humidity. Yeah, you do it. Mate, I can't. It's absolutely blown our minds. 33 years. So the answer to de-misting your windscreen,
Starting point is 00:31:34 push the air conditioning button. Just leave the air con on. Whack it onto hot. It works for both hot and cold. There's people in like a 2001 Toyota Corolla thinking right now, yeah, but what if the air conditioning in our car is broken? Just roll your window down. Yeah, we can't help you. It's the one second song challenge.
Starting point is 00:32:04 It's the one second song challenge This is the One Second Song Challenge where we go head-to-head guessing songs as quickly as possible. And today Claudia has said to us it's got a bit of an early 2000s vibe about it. It was a bit of an accident actually. That's not even the theme. Stacey Orico could have been in there then.
Starting point is 00:32:18 Oh, that would have been great. Or was she late 90s? I think early 2000s. Around that time, yeah. Although I don't know. Let's meet our teammates. Joining Team Bree is Carol. Kia ora, Carol.
Starting point is 00:32:28 Oh, g'day, Carol. Kia ora. Hi, how are you going? Good, thanks. How are you, Carol? Yeah, a bit pissed from work. But yeah, otherwise it's Friday. It's Friday.
Starting point is 00:32:38 Oh, how long we get? Carol, are you going to hit the Vino's tonight? Come on. Yes, yes, definitely. Oh, I love it, Carol. I'm from some bosses, so good to see them off. I love you, Carol. Let's win this thing, okay?
Starting point is 00:32:53 To do that, you're going to have to get past me and Lauren. Kia ora, Lauren. G'day, Lauren. Hi. All right, Lauren, do you know your music? We're about to find out. Just give it a hoot, Lauren. That's what it's about.
Starting point is 00:33:06 That's what we do. Claudia, what is our theme today? Well, I'm not sure if you know, but the New Zealand Radio Awards were last night. Were they? And we were nominated for a few things. Yes. Lost every one of them.
Starting point is 00:33:16 Yeah, we lost everything. So the theme today is songs about being a loser. Love it. Ouch. God, that is self-deprecation at the next level. Okay, let's do this thing then. Claude, let's go. So, Bree and Clint, you're going to go first.
Starting point is 00:33:32 I'm going to start a song from the beginning. You just need to tell me the artist's name and the name of the song. Ready to go? Ready. Okay, buzz in with your name if you can tell me what this song is. I woke up, it was seven. Waited till eleven just to figure out that no one would call. What's that called?
Starting point is 00:33:49 Clint. Clint. Simple Plan, Loser. Oh, you're so close. Damn it. I've got a lot of friends, but I don't hear from them. Clint. Simple Plan, I'm a Loser.
Starting point is 00:34:02 No, you're closer. When you're closer. Brie. Brie. Simple Plan, Life is a Nightmare? No. Okay, we don't know. We literally talked about this song like two hours ago.
Starting point is 00:34:23 This is Simple Plan, I'm Just a Kid. And here it goes. Brie, Simple Plan, I'm Just a Kid. And here it goes. Simple Plan, I'm Just a Kid. Well done. Alright, no points there. It's over to the girls. We did two. We're hungover, Claudia.
Starting point is 00:34:39 Yeah, that's fierce. No points that round. So Carol and Lauren, the next one's for you guys. You ready? Nice. Here we go, girls. Buzz in with your name if you can tell me what this song is. Lauren? Yes, Lauren.
Starting point is 00:34:59 Lauren's in. Come on. Teenage Dirtbag Wait Weedus. Yes. You're very unsure, Lauren, but you were right. I knew it was Teenage Dirtbag. Yeah, the band name's hard.
Starting point is 00:35:18 Yeah, it's hard. Congratulations, Lauren. Oh, bless you, Carol. It's not over yet, Carol. It's not over yet. We've still got three more songs to go. You've still got a chance. You hang tight, Lauren. Oh, bless you, Carol. It's not over yet, Carol. We've still got three more songs to go. You've still got a chance. Hang tight, Carol.
Starting point is 00:35:28 I'll get us back in this game, okay? That's one point for Team Clint, but yeah, you guys can still get this. So, Bree and Clint, the next one is for you guys. Here you go. Clint. Oh, Clint. Linkin Park in the end. Yes.
Starting point is 00:35:45 All right, Carol, means it's up to you to keep us in it. end. I tried so hard and got so far. All right, Carol, means it's up to you to keep us in it. That's all you wanted, eh, was some
Starting point is 00:35:50 Linkin Park. That's all I wanted. I'm such a big Linkin Park buzz at the moment. Carol, I
Starting point is 00:35:56 believe in you, mate. You need this, Carol. And Lauren, if you get it, you're going to win the game
Starting point is 00:36:01 for us. Woo! Here you go, girls. Good luck, ladies. Here you go. They're not going to get this, Claude.
Starting point is 00:36:19 This one's so easy. No, it's not. It's easy for you because you've got a weird playlist You've got Hooper Stank on your playlist Can Bree and I buzz it? Yeah you can buzz it Clint? Clint Is that Daniel Powder Bad Day?
Starting point is 00:36:33 Yeah I do that too Don't try the next one If you thought that one was hard Yeah Hey good game ladies And Lauren you've picked yourself up 50 KFC chicken dollars. Congratulations, Lauren.
Starting point is 00:36:48 Everybody have an awesome weekend. Can we get Carol a prize, please? Carol, we'll find you a prize, too, because your energy is infectious, my friend. Oh, thank you so much. Just loving this Friday vibe. Oh, you have a ripping long weekend, ladies, all right? Carol is the vibe. I'm obsessed with Carol.
Starting point is 00:37:07 Can she call back next week? You tell her, call back any time. Bree and Carol. Bree and Clint. Ladies and gentlemen, Bree and Clint's Friday Okie. Here we are, another week, another display of our singing ability. This is our weekly singing competition where we spend time with a professional audio engineer doing our best to cover a song and the results are often mixed.
Starting point is 00:37:40 Someone came up to me at the radio awards last night from the opposition company. Oh yeah? Over the road and they said, they go, radio awards last night from the opposition company. Oh, yeah. Over the road. And they said, I know I work for the opposition, but damn, I love listening to Friday Oaky. Gives me a good laugh every Friday. Mate, that's corporate espionage. They know that this segment is limiting us in the ratings. So they're trying to make us think.
Starting point is 00:38:01 So they're coming in to gas us up. And they're like, guys, you've got to keep doing Friday Oaky. It's so good. Oh my God, she was gaslighting me. This week, seeing as we had Rita Ora on the show to surprise Brie. Actually, Claudia, can we get those Rita Ora impersonations from Brie
Starting point is 00:38:16 on the Friday Oaky wall, please? We don't need those. She popped in. We played Brie's Rita Ora impression to Rita Ora. So we're going to do Rita Ora. I'm so glad that I can be embarrassed She popped in. We played Brie's Rita Ora impression to Rita Ora. So we're going to do Rita Ora. I will never let you down. I'm so glad that I can be embarrassed twice by Rita Ora this week.
Starting point is 00:38:34 I will never let you down. Well, hello, it's me, Rita Ora. I will never let you down. Don't think people understand how embarrassing that is, having that played to the real person? To the real Rita Ora, yeah. Like, so embarrassing. Oh, don't play that bit. There's a little preview.
Starting point is 00:38:54 This could be more embarrassing. It could be. We've each done it. Once you've heard both, you'll get to choose who was the better Rita Ora. Was it me or was it Brie? All right, good luck. I'll go first.
Starting point is 00:39:07 Sing as I pick the song and then you'll hear Brie's. Here it is. Tell me baby what we gonna do I'll make it easy, got a lot to lose Watch the sunlight coming through Open the window, let it shine on you Cause I've been sick and working all weekend, I've been doing just fine
Starting point is 00:39:28 You've been tired of watching me, forgot to have a good time, boy You can take it, all these faces never keeping it real I know exactly how you feel When you say you've had enough, and you might just give it up Oh, oh, I will never let you down When you're feeling low on love I'll be what you're dreaming of Oh, oh, I will never let you down
Starting point is 00:39:55 Oh, oh, I will never let you down My voice is going. I've got one last one in me. Here we go, big one. Oh, I will never let you down. I think my testicles popped. That's good. I like that. I don't know why I chose this Rita Oris.
Starting point is 00:40:24 You had a testy blowout like four times in a row. Someone said, Clint, no, this is not your key. Please stop. We don't know what keys are. We don't know what our keys are. We don't even know what those are. I don't think we have a key. Anyway, that was mine.
Starting point is 00:40:39 Is Breeze any better? That's the real challenge. You only have to be like 5% better than mine to win this competition. This isn't me. This is Brita Ora. This is Brita Ora. Yeah. You can be the judge straight after this. Tell me baby what we gonna
Starting point is 00:40:56 do. I'll make it easy. Got a lot to lose. Watch the sunlight coming through. Open the window let it shine on you Cause I've been sick and working all week And I've been doing just fine You've been tired of watching me
Starting point is 00:41:13 Forgot to have a good time Boy, you can't take it all These faces never keeping it real I know exactly how you feel When you say you've had enough and you might just give it up. Oh, I won't ever let you down. When you're feeling low on love, I'll be what you're dreaming of. Oh, I won't ever let you down.
Starting point is 00:41:41 Oh, I won will never let you down Oh, oh, I will never let you down It's a flat rate of aura. It's a hard one to get your lips around, eh? It's a hard song to sing, eh? It's so hard. Sheesh. We're looking for five brave people to call through on 0800DIALZM right now.
Starting point is 00:42:07 That's our phone number. And tell us who did a better Rita Ora impersonation this afternoon. We always love your feedback. It is welcomed on the text machine 9696. Or if you want to call up and have your say, we'd love to hear from you. 0800DIALZM. Early text message. Yas, Brita Ora.
Starting point is 00:42:30 Brie and Clint. Well, hello there. It's me, Brita Ora. I just wanted to say a quick hello before I pop down to Eden Park and play at the rugby. Okay, we will cut.
Starting point is 00:42:40 We get the joke. We get the joke. I was doing... It's Brita Ora week. I was doing a Brita Ora impression in the comfort of our own team and our own show, and then you played the impression, the real Rita Ora. Did I what?
Starting point is 00:42:54 And it became very real. Oh, my God, I can't believe you just played my Rita Ora impression to Rita Ora. I know, I know. Oh, no, it's me, Rita. I just wanted to say it's really nice to meet you. That was a really good impression of me, actually. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:43:08 She's such a good sport, though. That was so good. She's amazing. So this week, Friday Oki is Rita Ora themed. Ladies and gentlemen, Rian Clint's Friday Oki. You just heard my Rita. Oh, oh, I will never let you down. You just heard My Rita.
Starting point is 00:43:30 And Breeze Rita. Her Brita. Brita Aura. Brita Aura. Yeah. Who's was the best? Five people are going to decide that right now on 0800 Dial ZM. We're going to start with Corey.
Starting point is 00:43:45 Kia ora, Corey. Well, g'day, Corey. G'day, guys. G'day. How are you going, Corey? Oh, great, mate. Yourself? Oh, not bad.
Starting point is 00:43:52 Not bad. Did we give you a laugh this week at least? Oh, I've had many laughs. I quite love you three. Oh, I love you too. Good man. Who's the winner of Friday Oaky this week? Hey, Clint, you've taken it.
Starting point is 00:44:06 You've taken it once again. Wow. Gutted. I really appreciate it. I'm sorry, bro. No, you're all right. Still love you, Corey. Still love you.
Starting point is 00:44:14 I am honoured and surprised. Thank you, Corey. Let's go to Bear. Kia ora, Bear. G'day, Bear. Kia ora. Cool name, Bear. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:44:21 Very cool name. What are your thoughts this week? What's your feedback? Well, I've got to say, you both did quite well. Very impressed, especially with the impression. Very well done. Thank you, Bear. You couldn't tell the difference, could you? Yeah, yeah. No, I couldn't.
Starting point is 00:44:35 But I do got to say, Brie's taken it for me. Yes, Bear. Get in there. Nice work, Bear. Have a great long weekend. See you, Bear. Let's go to Brianna. Kia ora, Brianna.
Starting point is 00:44:43 Hi, Brianna. Hi. Brianna or Brianna Let's go to Brianna. Kia ora, Brianna. Hi, Brianna. Hi. Brianna or Brianna? Brianna. Brianna. Okay, Brianna, where does your allegiance lie? Are you a Team Clint or a Team Bree? Team Bree.
Starting point is 00:44:54 You've got to go with the Brianas and the Brianas. The Brees have got to stick together, right? Thanks, Brianna. Okay, we appreciate it. It's 2-1 to Bree. We'll go to Cooper. Actually, no, we're going to go to, Cooper's still standing by.
Starting point is 00:45:04 Let's go to Isaac. Hi, Isaac. G'day to Cooper. Actually, no, we're going to go to... Cooper's still standing by. Let's go to Isaac. Hi, Isaac. G'day, mate. Hello. Isaac, how old are you? 12. Oh, 12. Do you listen to Friday Okie every week?
Starting point is 00:45:14 Yeah. Oh, we love that, Isaac. And we want to hear your feedback. You both did really well, but I reckon Clint had better auto-tune, so he will take the win. I love the shade you've thrown in there, Isaac. It's like a little big-handed compliment.
Starting point is 00:45:32 Yep, yep. It's very good. He's giving his vote to the computer. Yeah. We are level, though. That means Cooper has the deciding vote. Hello, Cooper. Guys.
Starting point is 00:45:41 You have the power this afternoon, Cooper, to decide who had the better reader aura. Unfortunately, mate, I have to say you did sound like a dying cat. Yeah, I understand. Yeah. So... Yeah, better though. It's just practice.
Starting point is 00:45:57 Yeah, thank you. I've been practicing for three years now and it's not getting much better. But you do need to cast that vote. You need to be very clear about who you think is the winner of Friday Okie today. A vote for today will be Brie. There it is.
Starting point is 00:46:10 Brie to Aura, Cooper. All that Brie to Aura impersonating has paid off, I think, Cooper. Yeah, you're the full package now. I think so. Mate, book me in for a show. I'm available for appearances. I'll come and emcee your awards tonight as Rita Ora.
Starting point is 00:46:30 Enjoy your long weekend, Cooper. Thanks for voting in Fridayoke. See you, Coop. There it is. Congratulations. I don't think you should be congratulating me. It's been a big Rita Ora week for you. It has been.
Starting point is 00:46:41 It's been a lovely Rita Ora week. It's the perfect end, yeah. Yeah. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Oh, well, howdy, y'all. It's time for Birthday Banger.
Starting point is 00:46:56 This is a hungover show. Welcome. Welcome to your Friday. Is it funny to you guys? It's funny to us. Everything's funny right now Let's kick off Birthday Banger, the number one song on your 16th birthday with Melissa Kia ora Melissa
Starting point is 00:47:10 G'day Melissa Hiya How's your bloody week been mate? Oh long Long, you and me both but we're here and it's a long weekend Mel, did you remember that? Yeah I'm looking forward to it Yeah the good news is next week is short. That's even better.
Starting point is 00:47:27 Get into that. I mean, it's just a long weekend. You just get excited for the three-day weekend and then you forget about the four-day week. Then you're like, that's also amazing. Okay, Mel, well let's get you there. What's your birthday? The 27th of the 12th in 1971. Alright, that means you were 16 in 1987.
Starting point is 00:47:43 And on your 16th birthday, this was number one. Oh, she's Rick Rolled Us. Oh, Mel, you knew what you were doing, didn't you? What do you reckon? Rick Astley, Never Gonna Give You Up. Is that a bit of you, Melissa? Oh, yes. Takes me back.
Starting point is 00:48:02 Yeah. Oh, yes. Takes me back. You do not sound old enough to have been 16 in 1987. You sound real young. Oh, thanks. Yeah. Okay, wait there. We're going to do a birthday banger for Laura. Hi, Laura.
Starting point is 00:48:19 G'day, Laura. Hi. Mate, it's a long weekend this weekend. Laura, how good? Oh, I can't wait. It's been a week, let me tell you. What's happened? What happened for you this week? Just work's crazy and I'm studying, so it's just full on.
Starting point is 00:48:36 Bring on the weekend. Bring on the weekend. Sounds like you really deserve a three-day weekend, Laura. You know what I do? Yes. I think I might take it. You put your feet up, Laura, and you treat yourself alright. Thank you. I appreciate it. Excellent. Well, let's treat you now to your
Starting point is 00:48:52 birthday, Banger. What's your birthday? 18th of November 1992. Alright, that means you were 16, Laura, in 2008. And on that date in 2008, this was number one. Bit of T.I. and RiRi for you, Laura. It is a banger. It is a banger. Such a good one from them. Okay, wait, then we've got to do one more for Christy.
Starting point is 00:49:22 Kia ora, Christy. Hi, Christy. Hi, guys. May, do you like the other two ladies? Have you had a week? It's been a great week. Oh, good. Can't complain.
Starting point is 00:49:34 Why has it been so good, Christy? Oh, just new job, loving it. Oh, great. And do you still get a long weekend this weekend? I do. Oh, I mean, everything's coming up bloody Christy, isn't it? Perfect situation. Let's do your birthday banger and cap it off.
Starting point is 00:49:49 What's your date of birth? December 18th, 1983. All right, Christy, you were 16 in 1999. And here is your birthday banger. Ain't no party like an S Club Gonna show you how Everybody get down tonight Oh. I mean, can't go wrong with S Club Party. Decision made, I think. Christy, do you like it?
Starting point is 00:50:16 Um, it's all right. It's not my fave, but yeah. Wait, what? What? I think I was, we grew up, I was in America at the time, so I don't think it's Club 7 was huge. Oh. Well, Christy, let me tell you something.
Starting point is 00:50:30 We've got to educate you then. Let me tell you something. Jo, she's got the flow. Oh, great. Yeah. And Rachel. Rachel's. Getting down on the floor.
Starting point is 00:50:39 No, who's getting down? I think Rachel's throwing up. John's holding back. Rachel's here. Yeah. Let's play the song. Paul's in an Uber home. You're the winner of Birthday Banger, Christy, so lap it up.
Starting point is 00:50:53 Here we go. This is your long weekend banger. Enjoy your long weekend, Christy. Awesome. Thanks. Oh, yeah, this is good. From 1999, you're on ZM. Brie and Clint. I said to you before, Brie, that I've received a message from someone who's not happy with you.
Starting point is 00:51:29 And it's not because of something you've done. It's because of something you haven't done. I've forgotten someone's birthday. No, you haven't forgotten anybody's birthday. No. I feel bad already and I don't know what I've done. I don't know if you forgot this thing or if you did it on purpose. So let's just rip the band-aid off.
Starting point is 00:51:44 Okay. Here's a message that I received today from Jordan How To Dad Watson. Picture this. A man drives from Tauranga all the way to Auckland to hand deliver a radio DJ two different coloured options of golden jandals because she wants to wear them to the radio awards. She said it live on air and we're like, hey, let's make it happen. Now picture this, someone gets home, tells their kids, hey, you know Bree from ZM,
Starting point is 00:52:14 she's going to wear dad's goldens, you know, my gold, my jandal brand to the radio awards. No, no, she won't, dad. I'm like, she is, you wait. And so this morning, right, I woke up and I was ready to show them photos because it will all be on social media and stuff. No, I saw some other foot, like boots or something. It wasn't Golden's.
Starting point is 00:52:33 My kids in tears on the floor. I've got nothing to say. I'm turning into the edge now. See you guys. Don't bring the kids into it. Don't listen to the edge. Why would you do that? How to, Dad? That's warfare. Don't bring the kids into it. Why would you do that, how-to dad?
Starting point is 00:52:45 That's warfare. That's psychological warfare, bringing the kids into it. Can I just say genuinely, and I'm looking you in the face, I genuinely forgot about it yesterday. I did. And no one in here, not one of you, not a single person reminded me, did you? If you guys had reminded me and I said, no, I'm not bloody wearing the jandals, then fair enough.
Starting point is 00:53:10 Come at me. Not a single person here that's meant to have my back. You, Clint. You're meant to remind me. But no, you didn't. Don't you dare try and turn this around on us. No, I'm going to gaslight you. I'm going to gaslight you all I can. Don't you dare, okay? this around on us. No, I'm going to gaslight you. I'm going to gaslight you all I can.
Starting point is 00:53:25 Don't you dare, okay? You said you wanted jandals. I organised you jandals hand-delivered by a celebrity. I didn't ask for that. I didn't ask for that. And now, because I didn't thread the bit of rubber between your toes, because I didn't hand-slide the jandals onto your feet, somehow it's my fault.
Starting point is 00:53:42 I wasn't asking for that. All I was asking for is, hey Bria, weren't you wearing jandals? But no, nothing. Not a single person piped up yesterday. I reckon you're passing the buck here. I reckon you need to learn some personal accountability. No, genuinely, genuinely I was
Starting point is 00:53:56 wanting to get photos in the jandals. It was going to be funny. We were going to take some videos. Probably wasn't going to wear them for the whole event. But I wanted to get some photos and do some funny bits and pieces and, you know, make how-to dad happy. But not a single one of you buggers reminded me. I tried to remind you and you said, I'm not doing it, and you threw them at me.
Starting point is 00:54:16 That is a blatant lie. Yeah, she slapped me with one of the jandals. No, you guys are liars. And she said, shut up. Why? I refuse what you said. Why do And she said, shut up. Why? Why? I refuse what you said. Why do I always get dragged into these dumb ideas?
Starting point is 00:54:31 There's a simple solution to this, okay? What's the solution? Put your radio awards outfit back on. We'll get the hair and makeup artist back in here. There was only three hours of panel beating that went into that look yesterday. And we staged a new photo shoot with the golden jandals. Yeah, you're good to go. We better get this photo shoot underway faster because that thing's going to fade. It is. You better get it done
Starting point is 00:54:48 before the long weekend. Bree and Clint. This has kind of become a series on our show where we talk about big hit songs and then we play you the demos that were recorded by other big artists that you've never heard. Yeah, who was meant
Starting point is 00:55:04 to sing that song. Yeah, it's quite interesting, actually. Today, I've got one for you from the DJ Zedd called The Middle, obviously. This one here. Now, that's country musician Maren Morris. I think she's brilliant on the track. Did you know that this song and that spot there that Maren is singing was recorded and tested with 14 different artists? 14?
Starting point is 00:55:36 14 different artists demoed that song. Kind of sucks the life out of it a bit, eh? Because you go, wow, they really just manufacture, like they just work until they find the thing that ticks all the boxes. But I mean, they've got a great song in the end. I love that song. I think it's a really, really good song. What do you think that song would sound like with Camila Cabello on it?
Starting point is 00:55:59 Oh, okay. She recorded a demo and this is what it sounded like. So pull me closer. Why don't you pull me close? Why don't you come on over? I can't just let you go. Oh, baby. Why don't you just meet me in the middle?
Starting point is 00:56:20 She sounds excellent. I wonder why she didn't get it. I don't know. Maybe Maren Morris was cheaper. Could have been. Because she was more of an up and coming. Yeah. But what about Bebe Rexha?
Starting point is 00:56:36 She's been known to do a lot of collabs. I was going to say the Maren Morris vocal reminds me a lot of Bebe Rexha. You wait till you hear the real Bebe Rixa, and this is the demo she recorded for it. How did we get into this mess? Got so aggressive. I know we met all good intentions. So pull me closer.
Starting point is 00:56:57 Why don't you pull me close? Why don't you come on over? I can't just let you go. Oh, baby. Why don't you just meet me in the middle? Got a very recognisable voice, hey? Yeah. I'm just a little bad.
Starting point is 00:57:16 Any one of those women could have sung on that song and it would have been a hit. Fascinating. Yeah. I reckon I prefer the... Yeah, which one do you like the most? Let's play the original one more time. Yeah. I reckon I prefer the... Yeah, which one do you like the most? Let's play the original one more time. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:31 Obviously, this has been mixed perfectly. Yeah, the others are pretty raw. Camilla. Or Bebe Rixxler. I like the Bebe Rixxler. I quite like it too, yeah. She's just got like that little bit extra flavour in her voice. Yeah, plus we met her and you know she's a bit crazy.
Starting point is 00:57:54 Bree and Clint, we're back after this on ZM. And that's the end of the show, everybody. We are done for the week I'm going to drag my hungover self home To watch the Ted Lasso finale Because I didn't catch it on Wednesday Oh I'm so excited for it You got me really excited today at lunch
Starting point is 00:58:18 When you were like oh it's not Ted Lasso final And Kardashians Yep Kardashians new episode is out too I reckon I'm hungover enough To enjoy the Kardashians Yeah when you're real hungover That's prime Kardashian time
Starting point is 00:58:31 That's the mindless crap That you need Yep So I'm pumped to go home It's gonna be good But you know We'll be back next week Yeah
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