ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 2nd March 2021

Episode Date: March 2, 2021

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G'day everybody, welcome to the Brianne Clint Podcast with... G'day! ...Kate Lynn. Yeah, I'm still here. Hi! Hi! Um... Ugh, I just put my mouth on that microphone. Oh, that's the yuckest feeling.

Although, Hayley Sproul was probably the last person on that. Yeah. She's pretty hot. Okay, yeah. She's quite funny too, so maybe I'll... I don't know what I'm going on about. No, no, no, she's talented and she's funny. I don't know if it's the right attitude during a pandemic. I'd be like, oh. I just shared spit with someone outside my bubble,

but they're pretty hot. Here's a PSA for you guys. Here's a PSA. And we'll use the official COVID. Hang on a second. Hot people can get COVID too. Do you know, hot people doesn't just, I mean, COVID does not discriminate.

COVID does not discriminate. does not discriminate Anyone can get it You or me could get it, Clint You can catch it off a microphone Do you know what? You can catch it off a popsicle You can catch it if you go out into town and pass your stranger You can catch it off a stranger's downstairs. Well. Actually, can you?

Probably. It's an open orifice. Anyway. Caitlin is hand sanitizing for the third time. I know because do you know who's not getting COVID? It's me. I refuse. At the stage.

No offense to people who can't. I like the idea of refusing. You're like Gandalf. You're like, you shall not That's me I refuse At this stage No offense to people I like the idea of refusing You're like Gandalf You're like You shall not Pass COVID

Not get into Don't These orifices Anyway sorry Anyway Thanks for letting me out Really early last night I got home in time to see Tilly

Aww And the best bit is she wasn't expecting me. And she goes, Daddy! Oh, Daddy. Yeah. And then I got to brush her teeth. Aww. But she's not very good at it.

She just sucks on the toothbrush. Yeah. And doesn't let me scrub any of the teeth. And then at the end she goes, finished. Kids toothpaste tastes so good. So good. It's like bubble gum. So does medicine.

Kids medicine. I know. Well, you've it bubble gum? So does medicine. Kids medicine. I know. Well, you've got to give them a reason to take it. Yeah, I know, but what about us? We need a reason. Well, Nurofen. Why does tequila taste so gross? But it's so good.

Nurofen's candy coated. It's called eccentric coated. Why am I telling the nurse what medicine's sugar coated you should be telling me I don't really know what do they dip Viagra in

Viagra I don't think that's how you pronounce it chocolate covered nah people don't need like people people are willing to take it

you don't have to force it down no okay slow old news day here in New Zealand we're just sitting here in lockdown so You don't have to force it down No Okay Slow old news day here in New Zealand We're just sitting here in lockdown So I talked about it yesterday

But I did find some Pringles For $1.20 Instead of your $5 Instead of $5 that I would have to pay the hotel So you're going to replace those When I win that chicken dinner Replace the Pringles in the hotel with your $1.21 Yeah but I'll probably eat them again So I would have to pay the hotel. So you're going to replace those Pringles. When I win that chicken dinner. Replace the Pringles in the hotel with your $1.20 ones? Yeah, but I'll probably eat them again,

so I might have to go back tomorrow. I'm going to have to go back tomorrow. Did you buy more Pringles to eat? No, I should. No, because I was like, I'm not going to eat them and I'm not going to eat them. So maybe I'll try and hold off. Have you ever heard the theory that Pringles out of a small can

tastes better than Pringles out of a big can? It'll be totally psychosomatic, but have you ever heard that? But it's like anything, because you always want more. And then I always order like a large meal, and then I'm like, ugh, that's so sick.

Yuck. Yeah, leave a morning more. What are you going to have for dinner? I don't know. Macaroni cheese. Yum. Macaroni cheese. And on that note,

YOLO, biatches, enjoy the podcast. Bye. See ya. Hey, Google, what's the time? It's 3pm, give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when are Brie and Clint on?

Brie and Clint are on air in 5, four, three, two, one. Kia ora, everybody. Welcome to the show. Brie and Clint with Caitlin filling in for Brie. Kia ora. Good afternoon. We're still in lockdown. We are.

This is our bubble. You're in our bubble. Yeah, I know. That's really, I feel welcomed into the bubble. We're bubble buddies. Bubble buddies. Because you're living in a hotel while you're working here.

So you literally probably just see me, Ben and Anastasia. I do. And that's it. I do. And it sounds lonely, but it's bloody lovely. Yeah.

Loving by myself. Someone said to me the other day, I think it was Cam Mansell, said to me, I'm not going to lie guys, I really like lockdown. And I said, spoken like a person

who doesn't have kids a true yeah a true introvert and obviously like it's been quite horrible for a lot of people that have lost jobs and stuff

but there I'm not I'm not blind to the fact that there are some great parts to it yeah yeah yeah like if you don't want to see your work mates yeah fantastic

Lucy said to me the other day she's like if I was still working this would be my dream yeah because she's really like conscientious. So she'd have all her work done by like 2.30. Oh, wow.

And then all you've got to do is check your emails. And then you could just go and sit on the couch and just have your emails open in case anything important comes in. Yeah. Good to go. Hopefully your working from home situation's going all right, right now. Yeah. Whatever you're doing.

I can imagine the kids get in the way. Yeah. And if you're at level two, well, you know, just keep living your best life. Enjoy it. We've got two chances for you to guess a secret sound today. It's worth 20 grand, and there's going to be a clue at four o'clock.

I forgot. Yes, every day this week. A clue every day at four o'clock with Soundkeeper Els. All the clues that have come out so far, and there are a few now, are up on the Secret Sound Instagram page. Let's kick the show off, though, with Tradie vs. Lady.

50 bucks. Actually, 50 KFC chicken dollars up for grabs today. Bree and Clintz. Tradie vs. Lady. You'll be forced to treat yourself if you win the game today. You can't feel bad about spending the money on anything other, anything else, because they're chicken dollars. You've got to.

You've got to go there. If you want to play, we need one Trad they're chicken dollars. You've got to. You've got to go there. If you want to play, we need one tradie and one lady on 0800-DIAL-ZM right now. I've written some pretty tricky questions today, guys. Get your thinking caps on. Maybe not that tricky. Pricky, tricky, guys. I can't even say it. It's going to be pricky, tricky.

Give us a call if you want to play ZM. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Trading versus lady. Watching the new 660 music video last night, and there's a bunch of celeb cameos. Miss James is in there. Yeah, and Dan Carter and Mike Roberts.

And Mike Roberts? Yeah. Mike McRoberts Roberts. And Mike Roberts. Yeah. Mike McRoberts. Oh, Mike McRoberts. Do you love it? I'm trying to like flirt about him and I don't even know his name. I'm Mike Roberts. Mike McRoberts.

This is Tradie vs. Lady where we put a tradie head to head with a lady and the winner gets $50 cash. Let's meet our lady first. She's 49. She's from Christchurch and she likes to sniff books. Welcome to the show, Tina. Hey, Tina. Hey, Tina.

Hi. Is this new books, is it? You like the smell of fresh books. Oh, we've lost her. Oh, no, Tina. We'll see if we can get her back. In the meantime, let's get our tradie on I understand that

When you open a fresh book Like a library book And it's like There it is It smells better than a Kindle I like sniffing new shoes Let's get our tradie on In the meantime

He's 21 He's from Christchurch And he's a plumber G'day Luke G'day how are we getting on? We're going okay Luke do you like to sniff books? No not really

That's not really my thing. We've got her back. Tina, are you there? Yeah, I'm back. Hi, Tina. We're good to go. Caitlin's the quiz master. First to three correct answers wins. Tina, your buzzer is Lady, and Luke, your buzzer is Tradie. Good luck, everybody. Alright, here

we go. Harry and Megan's Oprah interview is out on Monday. It's going to be scandalous. What TV show did Meghan Markle get famous on? I actually don't know this one. Tina. Soup. Yeah.

We'll take it. One to the ladies. Okay. Pascal's have just released Milkshake Lumps. Yum. What's the original flavour of released milkshake lumps. Yum. What's the original flavour of the lumps? Lady.

Tina. Pineapple. Pineapple. I love how excited Tina is. Did you read that in one of the books you sniffed? Yeah. Okay, TV show Schitt's Creek won two Golden Globes yesterday. True or false, the dad from Schitt's Creek was the dad from American Pie. Lady.

Tina for the win. True. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. Just goes to show kids you sniff enough books and you actually will eventually know everything. Exactly. You absolutely nailed it, Tina.

Well done. Sorry, Luke. No dice today. There we go. 20 verse lady. We'll get you 50 bucks, Tina. Bree and Clint. I have a new baby arriving in less than a month now.

It's in 20, if it goes to the exact 24 days. Wow. So I'm quite baby preoccupied at the moment. Yeah. You'll notice that with the topics that I'm talking about at the moment. There's sort of an overarching theme of, because you just know what's in front of you, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And what's in front of us now

is another baby. And you're probably talking about it around your phone and so your phone just bings up all the stuff about babies. True. True. Google nappies. That'll remind me to get nappies later. This is a story about someone

who has had their baby name stolen, which is something that new parents and expecting parents are very, like, paranoid about.

Yeah. I can't imagine anything harder in a lifetime. I mean, there were way, but like, how do you name a baby?

Oh, the pressure. Oh my God. It sounds so stressful. My friend Cara couldn't name her kid for like, I think she went nine weeks. Oh, okay. She's got a letter from Internal Affairs

and they're like, yo, name this kid or we'll name it for you. Will they actually name it for you? Eventually they will. She didn't go that far, but eventually they'll name it for you. What do they name it? Like Mary?

B.157. No, I don't know. I don't know how it works. Yeah. This is a story about a lady who has gone onto a parenting Facebook group to complain about her baby name being stolen. Okay. Now the kid's name has been taken out.

For effect, we'll just say that it's Leah. Okay. Imagine the kid's name is Leah. Okay. So she wrote, I have a daughter named Leah. She's seven years old. And my sister has just given birth to a little girl three days ago. And she's decided to call her baby Leah. She's seven years old and my sister has just given birth to a little girl three days ago and she's decided to call her

baby Leah. It annoyed me that of all the names in the world, my sister has chosen my daughter's name. Am I being silly for actually letting this annoy me or am I overreacting? We aren't close

but we do see each other now and again, and she's my sister. I'm pretty sure that's, like, against the rules. I've never heard of that before. I've known neither. Someone in the family giving a name that, like, you can go up a generation. You can go, oh, Leah was our great-grandma.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you still wouldn't, if it was a family member, you might make it their middle name or something. Yeah, yeah. Because you're like, Leah, this is your Auntie Leah. And they're like, why did you have the same name as me? It doesn't even say that the name is like family specific. Right.

She's just gone, I like that name. I might have that. It complicates it even further that the other kid is seven. Yeah. So the kid's had the name for ages. And so maybe she's gone, oh, she's had the name long enough. I'm going to get in there. she's had the name long enough i'm gonna get in there she's had the name long enough i think it must be so and like that's the thing because everyone's so

coy about what they're gonna call their baby and that's why boy the girl name or whatever yeah but she couldn't even beat that because you you you keep the name a secret for ages for two reasons so it doesn't get stolen and also so that no one gives you their opinion of the name because it can ruin it for you. Yes, yes. But she has already, the kid's been alive for seven years. She's a little bit lazy. She's like, alright, the baby's out, it's safe, I'm going to give it the name

and then the sister still comes along and is like, I love that. I don't know the name. Oh, I'll just call it what my sister called hers. Right? Yeah. If I was commenting on that, I'd say, no, you got definitely right to be pissed off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you have any, like, when you were naming Tui, was that something that you

guys kept between you guys? I said to Lucy from the very start, I will name our first child after my favourite beer. Oh. Clint. Clint. He's joking, obviously. That was clearly a joke.

I thought you were going to say bird and I was like, oh. We want to know this afternoon, did someone steal your baby name? Did someone, did they find out what it was? Yeah. And they stole it off you? Yeah. Or did they do this? Did they name their kid after your kid, after your kid had already been born?

I love those stories when they're like, my whole life I've known what I'm going to call a girl if I have it, and then the best friend comes along and steals it. The best friend comes along and takes the name. Yeah, 0800DALS.M or text it to us on 9696 this afternoon. We want to know who stole your baby name. You can keep the name out of it if you need to, if it's sensitive. If you want to hold on to it and not let other people steal it. Who stole your baby name? of it if you need to, if it's sensitive. If you want to hold on to it and not let other people see it. Bree and Clint.

Who stole your baby name? A lady's gone on Facebook and complained that her sister has named her child the same name that she gave her daughter. So the cousins have got the same name. Not that far apart.

There's a text message saying, so basically I've always wanted to name my future kid Ruby if it's a girl. And then when I met my partner of 10 years, her name happened to be Crystal and it was meant to be. Totally. Crystal and Ruby. Yeah. I told my boss and he said our story was so cute, but he just recently had a baby and he named her

Ruby. Thanks boss. At least it's your boss. You can quit your job. Well you can, you don't have to see. Depends how tight you are with your boss. It's it's your boss. You can quit your job. Well, you can. Depends how tight you are with your boss. It's not like your brother. I know, but it would still always ruin it for you. You'd be like...

The name gets tainted by who you know that has the name. Yeah, right. Who stole your baby name? Let's talk to Christopher. Hey, Chris. Hi, how you doing? Good. Who stole your baby's name? Well, it wasn't actually mine.

I just happened to be the middleman between a bit of a tiff between my in-laws. My sister-in-law, they would do a baby. Yeah. And they named it Axel. We went round to her brother's place, him and his wife. And they were due about the same time. And their baby's name was also Axel. We went round to her brother's place, him and his wife, and they were due about the same time, and their baby's name was also Axel. So it came down to a race for who

was going to be born first, and they both decided to call their kids Axel. Well, every car needs two Axels, so there's always that. There is that, yeah. So this one was three weeks apart, but anyway, close enough. Were you the messenger? Did you say, hey, just so you know

I don't want to break the bad news to you But they want Axl as well Did you have to be that guy? Yeah I was We were trying to guess it Some people are like, I'm not naming my baby Christopher He gave the bad news You were the drive shaft between two Axls Oh my gosh We were trying to guess it. Yeah, right. So people are like, I'm not naming my baby Christopher.

He gave the bad news. You were the drive shaft between two axles. Oh, my gosh. Sorry. Oh, Clint, please. Thanks. You're on fire, Danny Clint. Thanks, Chris.

This person wants to remain anonymous. Hello, anonymous male. Hello. How's it going? Good. Who stole your baby's name? Oh, you're the Ruby text. Oh, my God.

Right. So you and your partner, Crystal, who wanted to call the baby Ruby, have you managed to have a child yet? Yeah, basically even before that. So I've always wanted to name my kid Ruby. And then I met my partner of 10 years. And then we both decided it's amazing. It's like meant to be

and yeah I told my boss about it when we were on the piss one time and yeah he just named his kid Ruby. So what are you going to do when you guys finally have a kid? Are you still going to use that name that you love so much? I think we are but we're probably going to move really far away and then go from there Yeah that's what I said, quit your job

or you can use another precious stone like you could name the kid Amethyst. Or what is it? How do you say it? Amethyst. I don't know. Yeah. I don't know how to pronounce that.

You could name it Diamond. Diamond, yep. This person wants to remain anonymous as well. Hey, Anonymous. Hey. Hello, how are you? Hi. Good, how are you?

Who stole your baby's name? So it wasn't my baby's name. Me and my sister came up with a name for her second child. And a mutual friend of ours was pregnant around about a month before my sister was due. And she was meant to be having a boy. So we were talking about names. And because she was having a boy, I thought, oh, I can tell her the name. And then it turns out that she had a girl and she had it a month before my sister and

stole the name. Yeah. See, this is why you have to keep them a secret on Anonymous, eh? Yes. Because there's one scenario that we haven't thought about too, is that I'm thinking of a name and I tell you that name that I'm thinking of. And purely by coincidence, you're also thinking of that name that I'm thinking of, and purely by coincidence, you're also thinking of that name for your kid.

Yeah. But then I have to take you at your word, because you go, I was thinking of that name too. But I'll go, no, you weren't. You've stolen my baby name. And you go, no, genuinely, I didn't steal it. I was thinking about it. It can tear friendships apart.

It can. This name, though, wasn't a very popular name. It was one of those names that you don't hear. It's popular now, but at the time, this was about five years ago. Oh, no, I don't doubt you. They definitely stole your name in this situation. No, I know what you mean. I've learned my lesson.

Yeah, it would be so awkward, eh? And they'll be like, hi, this is the baby, the name I stole. Yeah, right. There's so much pressure on it, you know? Okay, we're going to go to, thank you Anonymous, we appreciate the call. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is

the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. He's on the line with us, Dean McCarthy has news on Taylor Swift, who is going in on Netflix on Twitter today. Hey, Dean. She is. Hey, guys. This is really cool, actually. Taylor took to Twitter to slam the Netflix show

called Ginny and Georgia after they referenced her in a sexist pig of a joke. Have a listen to this. This is the audio of the alleged slamming. This was said. So what? You and Hunter? I'm guessing that's over. What do you care? You go through men faster than

Taylor Swift. Oh. I mean. Okay. It's S-word shaming, isn't it, in 2021? It is. Right, so how has Taylor responded to that? Yeah, Taylor went to her millions of Twitter followers and said, Hey, Gina, Jeannie and Georgia, 2010 called,

and it wants its lazy, deeply sexist joke back. How about we stop degrading hardworking women by defining this horse beep as funny? I love that. That's a good response. And fair call. It's just not okay to be saying that then and certainly not now.

Yeah. She's so right too. They wouldn't make the same joke as you go through women faster than John Mayer. Yeah. Oh, you might with John Mayer actually. He's a special case. Maybe John Mayer. Yeah. Maybe John Mayer. But still Oh, you might with John Mayer, actually. He's a special case. Maybe John Mayer.

Yeah. Maybe John Mayer. But still, it's not okay. Yeah. It is not okay. A bit of a dated reference. Just while we're talking about, not related at all,

if you want to see Dean McCarthy shirtless, it's on our Instagram right now. Sorry, I was going to do the plug. I was going to do the plug. It's on our Instagram story at the moment. Stop bringing it up. There's some real awkward flirting from Caitlin in there. And we've actually just had a message from Dean McCarthy's partner saying,

back off. I'm sorry. John. I'm sorry, Dean. Dirty John is in the DMs too. He's sitting next to me, packing up in the background. That's the latest with Dean McCarthy. He's our Hollywood correspondent.

Bree and Clint. Yesterday, I mentioned that my parents still pay for my car insurance. And yes, Clint, I am 30 years old. But I am a student. I'm back at school. Mature student. When I wasn't a student, I was still paying for it. But it's just something that they are like, look, we'll do this for you.

Don't tell your brother and sister. And so now I'm just talking to New Zealand about it. You've thrown the cat amongst the pigeons. It's absolutely fine. But it just made me want to know if parents I mean, we are, like, again so lucky. I'm so, so grateful and I know I'm in a very

lucky position and not a lot of people will be able to do this. But are there anyone is there anyone else out there to make me feel a little bit better about parents still paying for stuff? Did you get a bit of stick for it? Did someone message you and go I can't believe you're 30 and you're still bludgeoning off your parents

I know and I can imagine that that's how some people would see it but they love me and they can afford it. Is it just be honest with us, is it just car insurance? Sometimes when my mum comes to town, she fills up my car. Because it stresses her out because I always go as like, I'll go and go and go and it'll be just on the petrol light.

So be honest with us, when you know your mum's coming and your car's starting to run out, do you intentionally not fill it up? She tells me too. She's like, don't fill it up. I'll bring, I've got it. That's why I wanted to ask Soundkeeper Elzen, because she's 20 and surely your parents pay for something.

Oh yeah. What do they pay for? Oh yeah, like you said, very lucky. I moved out of home and my cat, I can't really take her to my apartment or my flat. Yeah. Because there's no outside bits. I still pay for my cat.

Are they looking after the cat? Yeah. That is, honestly, that's so common. Yeah. My parents inherited my cat when I was 21. Inherited. Yeah, my parents inherited my cat as well. They gave it back eventually.

They're like, hey, our cat hates your cat. It's been three years. Can you take your cat back? Yeah, that's the thing. Like, mum hates it. Well, kind of. Because it ruins, like, the wallpaper. Yeah, they didn't want a cat.

It's you who wanted the cat. My poor parents have now just inherited my sister's cat. Just this week, my sister sent me a Snapchat of the cat. I was like, why is your cat mum and dad's? And she's like, their cat now. See ya. and you're like I'm thinking about getting a dog

and your parents are like don't do that please don't get a dog do your parents still pay for anything for you Clint no

no because you've got your children of your own maybe if I had children it'd be weird for me to be farding out kids and then be like

mum she's like if you need money stop having kids you know that would help so. She's like, if you need money, stop having kids. Yeah. You know? That would help.

So what did we get out of you? We got the cat. And a whole lot of other things. I'm 20. Oh yeah. Like Bond. You're also an intern living in Auckland. It's kind of hard.

You need support. Caitlin, a little bit older than 20. Car insurance and petrol. I will pay them back at some stage. And also, will pay them back at some stage. And also, I pay them back with love. Like, they are so lucky to have me.

We want to know this afternoon on 0800 dials at M, what do your parents still pay for? And how old are you? And how old are you? Yeah, that's a really good bit. How old are you? What do your parents still pay for? There's no shame in it.

Yeah, make me feel better, please. Yeah, there's no shame in it. Yeah, make me feel better, please. Yeah, there's no shame in it. Okay, we're just willing to take it. Okay, my parents are bad for any of myself. I'm an adult who stands on my own two feet. Okay, all right. I'm keen to hear your stories. We want to know this afternoon, what do your parents still pay for?

Caitlin's done a very brave thing and admitted that her parents still financially support her vehicle. I know I'm very lucky. And the reason that they get car... brave thing and admitted that her parents still financially support her vehicle. I know I'm very lucky. And the reason that they get car, I'm pretty sure they were like, you specifically, out of all the kids need car insurance because you're the one. I believe that parents who pay

for their kids' car insurance, it's like they've done a cost benefit analysis. They go, well, if this kid has a crash without insurance, it's us who are going to have to pay for the cash anyway. Have to get out of a trick, yeah. So we might as well pay for, they're insuring themselves.

Exactly. Essentially, that's what they're doing. And because, you know, they know that curbs jump out at me and stuff like that. There's some text messages through, one that says, my dad still pays for the tyres on my car and I'm 37. Wow. That's very nice. A lucky you.

At 24, Erin got a house from her parents. What? They also bought her brother a house and they pay rent, but it's way under the local average. Wow. Okay. A house each? She did say the reasoning for this was that I was previously living

in a run-down house and they wanted somewhere secure and safe for us to live. It doesn't sound like she owns the house. It sounds like she's been given a house to live in, right? Mum and dad are property moguls. But maybe it's under her name? Whoa, okay. Let's talk to Emmy. Hi, Emmy.

Hi. Do your parents buy you a whole house? No, no, not yet anyway. What do your parents still buy? Actually, house? No, not yet anyway. What do your parents still pay? Actually, first of all, how old are you? I'm 25. 25.

And what do your parents still pay for? So when I was 17, they bought me a car and then they continue to still pay for the insurance, the WAF, the services, new tires, everything. Oh, wow. That's fine because you can turn around to them and say, if they ever say you need to start paying for it, you can turn around and go, well, you bought this car. I didn't even want it.

You made me have this car. How are you going to force this car on me? And then, well, you basically bought me a bill. They'll be like, so we'll take the car from you. I'm like, please don't take the car off me. I use it every day. Okay, thanks, Emi. Let's go to Michaela be like, so we'll take the car off. And you'll be like, please don't take the car off me. I use it every day. Okay, thanks, Emmy. Let's go to Michaela.

Hi, Michaela. Hi, Michaela. Hello. Hi. So my husband, he's 26. We have two kids and have been married for six years. And his parents still insist on putting 50 bucks a week as pocket money aside for him.

That's so cute. You sound like you might not approve of that too much. Is there a little bit? I don't mind. It's just that I've always had to work. At 16, my parents didn't pay for anything. But it's kind of nice because sometimes I claim the money for myself. Yeah, you deserve pocket money too.

Yeah. And is he like. Does he say, is he like, mum and dad, today I made my bed and I did the dishes and I'm just telling you what I did for the $50. I actually do that to him all the time, yeah. You're a future

power mover, by the way. You are not mucking around. 26 and you've got two kids. Yeah, girl. And you guys have been married for six years. I know. Yeah, Yeah. Go get it, Michaela. I love this text message from a 31-year-old who's married with a baby and their parents still

pays for their cell phone contract. Oh, yep. How old did you say? 31. Maybe they're like, well, I want to get in touch with you. No, it's the same as the car. You guys want to talk to me. If you want to ring me, you better make sure I can.

Okay, we're not trying to power play off against our parents. Our last person wants to remain anonymous. Hello, anonymous. Hello, anonymous. Hello, are you there? Hello. Hello. Okay, keep it a secret.

What do your parents still pay for? So it's not for me. It's for my brother. He's 32. He lives at home still. He's perfectly fine. Like, he could work. He just doesn't.

And so he has everything paid for, for him, including his car and even his daughter. Everything for her is paid for by my parents, even if it's from him, like Christmas presents, gifts to my kids. From him, they're actually paid for by my parents. Okay, again, I'm no psychologist, but I'm sensing a tone. Oh, it's just, you know, I work really hard. Yeah, no, no, I get it.

It's kind of frustrating, isn't it? I'm having a laugh, yeah, totally. Because I imagine they don't pay for anything for you, but you don't ask for anything as well, right? Pretty much, yeah. And even if you did, they couldn't because they've given it all to your brother. I do joke about

not having any inheritance because he spends it all. It's so not a joke though, eh, Anonymous? It's so not a joke. It's fine. Hey, well, we've got 50 KFC chicken dollars for you. How does that sound? Oh, thanks. Your brother doesn't have that, does he?

No. But if he asks mum for KFC for dinner, he'll probably get it. No, come on. Let's give this to Anonymous. There we go. Great call. Bree and Clint. Country's in lockdown. Well, Auckland's in lockdown.

Everyone else is in level two. But, you know, there's a lot of us. There's a lot of us here in Auckland who are locked down. Yeah. 1.4 million of us, you know. So every day that we're in lockdown Or somewhere in New Zealand is in lockdown We're doing a morale boosting request A song that is going to make you guys feel better

As suggested by you Today's submissions are in And they're pretty good Use it as an excuse to get up out of your chair You said this yesterday If you've been sitting down If you're avoiding the kids in the closet or something Or if you're at your work desk Make an excuse to get up and have a boogie.

Yeah, sure. Or get the kids to get up and have a boogie. Yeah, tell the kids to go play outside for a little bit while mum has a boogie inside. So is our morale boosting request today going to be from Aqua? Could be. Yeah, bang on. Is our morale boosting request going to be from Usher?

This is good too. It's very sexy. The idea of a morale boosting request, I think it has to break the norm. You have to hear it and go, damn, I haven't thought about that song. Yes, yes. That's why this could totally be today's morale boosting request. That's an actual banger. It's an actual banger.

I can't remember when I last heard that song. Ross would kill us. But he's not here. I just want to go like sit on a motorcycle and put some leather on and just smoke a cigarette or something. I'm going to veto this one straight away, but it has come in. Crazy. No? I refuse.

We've been through enough, eh? I refused last time. Yeah, cool. We've been through enough. This has come in a fair amount. I'm surprised we had this song. Oh, we share a computer with Coast. Oh, I see.

So, there you go. Those are today's suggestions. Oh, there was one other from the Lion King. Hakuna Matata. Hakuna Matata What a wonderful phrase Hakuna Matata Ain't no passing craze I actually really like this But I don't believe we have the whole song

So that's all the Hakuna Matata we can play So we say no to that And we say no to Axel F We are left with Barbie Girl, YMCA, Usher and Highway to Hell. I think I know what I want. And I think we might be agreeing on this because it's so controversial. But it's like so cool. Well, let me just check because then we have to have a fallback.

Producer Ben, all the ones that we've got on there, they all definitely came in from ZM listeners, right? They've all been text through, yeah, to 9696. 100%, yeah. So, and then will you take the fall, Ben, if Ross calls? Just checking. Well, Ross will call me, so yes, I will take the fall. Yeah, you will? Okay, sweet.

We're safe, Clint. We're good? Okay, sweet. Then on three, two, one, we're going to say it together. Okay. And if we agree, we're just pushing play. Okay. And we're moving on say it together. Okay. And if we agree, we're just pushing play. Okay. And we're moving on. All right?

Okay. Our morale boosting request today to boost the mood of the nation as suggested by members of the nation is... ACDC Highway to Hell. Everyone, turn your phones off. Turn your phones off, okay? It's easy. Oh, no, he's taking the fall

It's fine Here you go Better boost your morale New Zealand And if it is We want to hear about it too Send us a text 9696

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going behind the headlines to break down what you need to know on the biggest news stories of the day. Listen to The Front Page at nzherald.co.nz slash podcasts and follow us on iHeartRadio or wherever you get your podcasts. Yesterday, the Golden Globes went down in Hollywood over Zoom. Some of them were there. Some. Some could be there. Very few.

But Tina Fey and Amy Poehler were not together and they were hosting it together. It's so much less glamorous over Zoom, but they're doing the right thing. Lots of people. And they're socially distancing. Yeah, lots of celebrities were just like, eh, showed up in hoodies. Yeah.

Like, meh, thanks for the award. I'm on Zoom. I'm about to go back to bed. On the back of that, there's a list that's come out of where big dog celebrities who have won awards like this keep their awards. And I wondered if you won one, where would you keep it? Wait, have you won one?

Did you win like a radio award when you were working here with Fletch, Vaughan and Megan? We did win Best Breakfast. Yes. I didn't get to keep the award. I've got a certificate. Yes. Mum's probably got it hanging pride and centre somewhere. You haven't put it up on the wall?

No. I won a t-shirt competition once. That sounds sexual. It's not. It was when I was a kid. I designed a t-shirt and they were like, this is a great t-shirt.

A dry t-shirt competition. So anyway. Not the other kind. So if you won a big award, like your dry t-shirt award, where would you keep it? Like somewhere where everyone can see it. I agree.

Out in the open. I agree. Maybe like at the front door. So people come in and they're like, oh, that's you, yeah. Yeah, I like the idea of if you had an Oscar as like a doorstop, keeping the door open. Or my other idea is awkwardly blocking the TV so that any time someone goes to watch the TV,

they're like, can you please move that? And you're like, oh, what, my Golden Globe? The one that I won for this movie that I was great in. Yes, I can. Here are some big celebrities and where they keep them. Reese Witherspoon. Where do you think Reese Witherspoon would keep her? Like, she's probably got like three lounges.

So in one of the lounges. Correct, Reese Witherspoon's Golden Globe, at least, is in the lounge. Okay. Goldie Hawn. You might not know who Goldie Hawn is. She is Kate Hudson's mum. Oh, yes. Yeah, she's in the watch for this.

She's a 70s babe. Yeah. She had Kate Hudson with Kurt Russell. Mm-hmm. Where do you think she keeps hers? In the bathroom. No, in her study and meditation room She won't have a study and meditation room

Okay, Jamie Foxx Yes He came up yesterday in the real or fake name game His name's not Jamie Foxx No, it's not Something really weird It's Eric something In plain

Where does Jamie Foxx keep his? In the gym No Jamie Foxx isn't comfortable keeping his Oscar That he won in 2004 For the movie Ray about Ray Charles. Yes. In his house because he has too many parties and he thinks people will steal it.

Fair enough. So it's at his manager's house. Kate Hudson got an Oscar for Dreamgirls. Where does Kate Hudson, no sorry not Kate Hudson, Jennifer Hudson. Where does Jennifer Hudson keep hers? In the kitchen. Close. This is actually quite relatable, like you said.

She keeps it on its own lit pedestal in the house in a place where people can get photos with it when they come over. So she should. P. Diddy has three Grammys. Where does he keep them? Does he have like a recording studio in his house? I would say he does. Yeah.

But then that would be a great place for them. No, they're not there. They're in the Sunday Lounge. Oh. Don't know what a Sunday Lounge is. No. Rich people things. Olivia Colman is the best.

She plays the Queen in the current Crown series. She was also on Broadchurch. Where does she keep her awards? In her bedroom by her bed. She said, Cool people keep their BAFTAs and things in the downstairs loo, but mine are on the mantelpiece. Why do you put stuff in the loo?

I think that's the cool thing to do. But why? It'll get smells on it. I don't want anyone to see this. But literally, everyone who comes to your house says it. Everyone goes to the loo, yeah. Gwyneth Paltrow from the Goop website.

I'm worried about where you're going to tell me she keeps it. She keeps hers inside her bookshelf. And finally, Emma Stone. Oh, yeah. Where does Emma Stone keep hers? She must keep hers. Now, I think she gets really embarrassed about being famous. I reckon hers is in a garage.

It's at her mum's house. Yeah, cute. She doesn't trust herself, so her awards are at her mum's house. Aw. She goes and dusts it. Her mum would be so proud. My under 85 KG rugby most improved player for 2010. Yeah. Lucy made me put it rugby most improved player for 2010.

Yeah. Lucy made me put it in the sleeper. Aww. Aww. Yeah. I kept it in the kitchen for a while though. Did you win it as a flu? Most improved player is not a good award. Oh, okay.

It means at the start of the season you were legitimately the worst player. Hey, we should celebrate the little things. Bree and Clint. Awkward messages that you've received after a Tinder date. In fact, it doesn't even need to be Tinder. It can just be after a date. Okay, so it doesn't need to be a dating app. Nah.

You guys have met, you've had real-life conversations, and then the messages that have followed after that. And someone decided to ruin it. A woman has posted some screenshots of texts that she got after a Tinder date with a guy because he wanted, you know what, I'm going to read you the messages. Okay. So her name's Alex and she's done him the courtesy of scribbling out his name. Hi Alex, hope you're doing well. Would you mind letting me know what your Venmo is?

Now Venmo is like PayPal in America. So she needs to pay him back for something. It's a money transferring site app thingy. The reason I ask is since you and I won't be seeing each other anymore, it's only fair that I ask for equal payment from you for the dates that we went on. Like dates? There was more than one? Yeah, I believe it was three separate times

we went out to bars and restaurants where I paid for us both each time I'd say $35 is more than fair for you and the food and drinks that you consumed on those dates

I view you as a fair girl I hope you'll consider reimbursing me. Thanks. And then he has added his Venmo account. Wow. So it's clearly over after that. I don't know if she had said to him, I don't want to see you anymore. That's not included in the messages.

Yeah. He is, or he's just gone, I don't want to see you anymore. But I want my money back. My issue with this is. It's just gone, I don't want to see you anymore, but I want my money back. My issue with this is- It's just so awkward. Yeah, and I have no issue with costs being split 50-50. No. If that's what you guys want to do.

100%, yeah. I just think that you shouldn't pay, if you ever expect anything in return, like half of it back. Yeah. Like, if you were willing to pay when you paid, then you were willing to pay. Yes. You had a nice date, you were willing to pay. Yeah, and it makes it's like, well, I'm not going to get anything more

out of this, so I need to get my money back. She's not a toy. It's a person. It's a human being. She posted the caption with it. She wrote, it's the audacity for me. You have been on the dating scene recently. yes clint i'm very single and i go on

lots of dates no i actually don't we talked about the other day that you at least went on a speed dating yeah night yeah have you ever received a weird message afterwards i'm trying so i went on this while i was talking to this guy and then he obviously went out and got drunk. Yeah. And I looked at my phone in the morning and he'd sent me. Hang on, this is after your date. After our date.

He went out and got drunk. Not so sorry. Like we'd gone on a date and then it was like, cool, okay, we'll see you another time. We'll, you know, sort out another date. And then he went out and got drunk like in the weekend. Okay. And I woke up to messages on my phone on the Sunday morning

and it was lyrics from a song. And I can't, for the life of me, I wish I still had it. I wonder if it was like, it was something like a Fall Out Boy song. It was something like really weird. And I was just like, I didn't even know the song. And I was just like, what are you? And then he was like, oh, hey, yeah, sorry about that. And I was just like I didn't even know the song and I was just like what are you and then he was like oh hey yeah sorry about that like and I was kind of like he would have thought he was so suave yeah I think he was trying to be cool but it was really weird and it was something about like

like something about a blue-eyed girl or something right yeah have you any rude messages and by rude I don't mean like sexual rude I mean mean like this. This message from this guy could be interpreted as rude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've been blocked on Instagram. Really? Yeah. Without any reason? I mean, you have to remember that I used to be on the radio with Fletcher and Megan.

And so I used content from my everyday life. Oh, they were scared. And so they like, obviously, yeah, they were like, no, no, I'm not going to be a contact. Actually, no, fair enough. I can understand that actually. You're a dangerous person to date.

I know, I know. You were, you're not now. Yes. I'm going to be a nurse. I'm a lovely person to date now. You're fully dateable now. Why am I still single? We do ask ourselves every day,

don't we, Clem? We want to know this afternoon at 0800 DALS. Or you can text it to us on 9696 if that's easy We do ask ourselves every day, don't we, Clint? We want to know this afternoon at 0800DALS.M. Or you can text it to us on 9696 if that's easy or it's too awkward for you. What was the text or the message that you got after a date? Like what did they message you? Was it like what Caitlin got them trying to be really romantic?

Or was it just straight up rude? Can I just read this first, this text message that's just come through. I went on a date. Two days later, he messaged me asking if he could give my number to his mate. Yep, perfect. Exactly what we're looking for. Oh, no. Oh, wait, how do you dial that in?

Text 9696. We'll talk to you next. Brie and Clint. Caitlin's here filling in for Brie. We're talking about weird messages that you got after going on a date with someone in that weird zone afterwards where you may have parted on a, not a firm second date confirmed, but also you haven't said, I don't want to do this again.

Yeah, so you're kind of like. It's kind of in limbo. Yeah, and then you're like, should I just go? It's always nice to text, but some of the texts that are coming through maybe they should have just ghost in the first place. This person said that they went on

a date with this guy that was so drunk that they had to buy him food to sober him up. He then texts me after saying that I was a chilled chicken. Like, what? That is so weird. The drunk thing's upsetting, eh?

Because you go, because they might not be a total blowout of a person. They might have got really nervous. Either way, bad first impression. You don't need that much liquid courage. Like, have one drink. Have your liquid courage with the person that you're on the date with at the same time and only have as much liquid courage as they have. Yeah, so then you're both getting progressively drunk throughout the night.

Emma's here. Hi, Emma. Hi. What did they text you after the date? So we went on a dinner date and I went to the bathroom just before we were going to leave. And then as I was in the bathroom, he paid for the dinner. Nice. He asked for a 50% refund a few weeks later, I got a message from him asking for me to pay for half the date. With his account number and everything. He asked for a 50% refund a few weeks later.

Yeah. He's clearly, like, run out of money, and he's gone, hmm, who can I hit up? Where can I get that back from? What should I sell? Oh, no, I'll contact that chick that I went on two dates with. Well, we're going to have Mexican. I'll ask for the cost of her burrito back. Let's talk to Britt.

Hey, Britt. Hello. What did they text you after the date? So we'd actually been on a couple of dates, and I thought he was a really nice guy, and I was like, let's go on a date. Maybe, like, I was planning to go back to his place afterwards, but he got way too drunk on the date,

so I just made an excuse and went home. On the half an hour drive between his house and home, he texted me an explicit message, then leave me alone, then I love you, and called me four times. Whoa, he does not know whether he's coming or going, this guy. That's worth a block, right? Yeah, he got a block.

He got a block. Okay, good, glad to hear it. Glad you're okay. Oh, God. Dodged a bullet. This person went on a date, did the dirty deed. Yeah, girl. Get it. And then he messaged me asking me if I wanted payment. That's not

how that works, by the way. Does he? That's not. Did he think he was being polite? I don't know. And in that situation, because you'd be so offended, do you just go, actually, yes. It's $500. It's $60,000.

I don't know. You would be offended. I'd be like, no, thank you. Our last person wants to be anonymous. Anonymous, what did they text you after the date? Well, he texted, I texted him saying I wasn't interested anymore and that I didn't want to pursue a second date. And he replied saying, but you were meant to be my wife.

After the first date, right. After the first date. We were talking for about a week on Tinder. Yeah. And then he was supposed to be my wife. And then I didn't reply to it. And he said something along the lines of a big troop of kids were meant to be down the line and we were meant to grow old together.

He literally fell in love at first sight. That's actually a thing. And you literally didn't. You're like, no, thank you. This might make you feel a bit anonymous. Someone's texting saying, I had a date, text me, I love you during my date.

I didn't see it till after. Yeah, there's coming on strong and then there's that. I mean we like a little bit of confidence but you know, give us some time. Play it cool man, like seriously. Jack's Project in 660, Catching Feelings. We were just talking about weird messages you got

after the date before and I don't mean to be that guy but it makes me so glad that I don't have to date anymore. Because... Why are you saying this to me? No, I know, I know. But the whole situation is just so... It's dire. I'm sure there's lovely dates and you can have a lot of fun.

Yeah. But it's an awkward concept. Do you know what, though? Like, as much as I hate it, it is actually pretty fun. Yeah, there'd be fun parts of it. Like I love being asked out on a date. But what about this one? I never went on a date with this person but in his first message,

in my first message, he got my name wrong. And then after correcting him and sending, he sent me multiple messages telling me how rude I was and that I'll never find anyone with an attitude like mine. Like what were you supposed to do? Just go along with the wrong name? You're like, I'm so sorry. My name is Caitlin.

It's not Rebecca. Like, can you not? Can you just? I'm just telling you. Yeah, yeah. Anyway. Anyway. Anyway.

Anyway. Let's do birthday banger. We'll find out the number one song on your 16th birthday, and we'll start with Chanel. Hey, Chanel. Hey, guys. How are you? No, thanks, Chanel.

When's your birthday? 3rd of February, 1984. Okay, Chanel. On the 3rd of February in 2000, you were 16, and this is your birthday banger. What a girl wants. What a girl needs. Whatever makes me happy is your birthday banger. Great birthday banger.

This is a banger, Chanel. That's vintage Christina. Love it. Okay. Oh, and that movie with Amanda Bynes, What A Girl Wants. What A Girl Wants. Oh, so good. Yeah, sorry about that. Okay, you're first, but you're also the frontrunner.

Let's go to Kirstie. Hi, Kirstie. Hi, guys. Hi, Kirstie. When's your birthday? 17th of February, 1974. Okay, Kirstie. On the 17th of February in 1990, you were 16,

and this was the number one song. The love shack is a little place where we can get together. It's won before on Birthday Banger, and that's because it is an absolute banger. It is. It's a great song, Kirsty. It is a great song. Do you like it? Yeah, definitely a banger in the day.

Definitely a banger in the day. And in today. And today. That is what they say on Coast, isn't it? There were bangers in the day and bangers today. Jesse, hi. Kia ora. Kia ora, Jesse.

When's your birthday? 22nd December, 1995. Okay, Jesse, on the 22nd of December in 2011, you were 16 and this was topping the charts. That's a massive banger. This isn't even a throwback banger I'd still play this at least once a day And yet it's already 10 years old Do you like it, Jessie?

Yeah, no, it's a great song It feels like you're at a festival And you're just locked eyes with someone across the... It's getting very exciting, Jessie Sorry, I'll calm down Okay, Jessie, wait there Sorry, I'll calm down. Okay, Jessie, wait there. Christina, Love Shack or Rihanna?

I have to go with Christina. I have to. I think that's the vibe. I think that stood out the most. I agree. It's just so... You can't go past it. Yeah. It jumps out at you, right?

Yeah. Yeah, okay, well, I agree. Chanel, congratulations. You've just won birthday banger. Woo-hoo! Yay! Big throwback. A little boogie I agree. Chanel, congratulations. You've just won birthday banger. Woo-hoo! Yay! Big throwback. Have a little boogie.

You said that. Here we go. Brie and Chloe with Caitlyn. Zed in. Zed in. Time to breathe like a rock you waited so patiently While I got it together, huh, while I figured it out I only looked but I never touched Cause in my heart was a picture of us Holding hands, making plans And it's lucky for me you understand

What a girl wants What a girl needs Whatever makes me happy It sets you free And I'm thanking you For knowing exactly What a girl wants What a girl needs Whatever keeps me in your arms

And I'm thanking you For giving to me It's what you got, it's what you got, it's what I want There was a time I was blind, I was so confused Ran away just to hide it all from you But baby, you knew me better Than I knew myself Say if you love something, let it go

If it comes back, it's yours That's how you know It's for keeps, yeah, it's for sure And you're ready, you're willing to give me more And what a girl wants, what a girl needs Whatever makes me happy, sets you free I'm thanking you for knowing Thank you. Somebody sensitive, crazy, sexy, cool like you What a girl wants, what a girl needs Somebody who can come and blow her mind like you do

What a girl wants, what a girl needs You let a girl know how much you care about her I swear, you're the one who always knew What a girl wants, What a girl needs. Whatever makes me happy. Says you three. I'm thanking you for being there for me. What a girl wants.

What a girl needs. Whatever keeps me in your arms. Whatever keeps me in your arms. Says you three. What a girl wants. Whatever makes me happy. Says you three. Oh, my God. Is it in Bree and Clint with Caitlin. That's Christina Aguilera.

Chanel's birthday banger, What A Girl Wants. What year was that? 2000. Do you know what? I'm going to say something very controversial here. Go on then. One of the best voices of our times, Christina Aguilera. Literally.

Those notes. Just. Oh, and remember her in that one with Cher, that movie? Lipstick? No. I was going to say Merlin Rose or something. No, I know the one you're talking about. That's not controversial, by the way. That it's not?

Yeah. She's a bonafide diva. Oh, okay. Cool, cool, cool. Everyone's going to be like, how dare you? Whitney Houston. It's like her, Adele, Jennifer Hudson. They're our divas, right?

Oh, Burlesque. Thank you. Burlesque. Thank you for this. It's a great movie. I was going to say Kinky Chairs, so glad I didn't say that. Kinky Chairs? I think I was thinking about Kinky Boots. There has never been a movie called Kinky Chairs.

I know that now. Bree and Clint. So I was sitting at home last night and we've got a bit of a group chat going with the show and sometimes we catch up afterwards, right? Yeah. And last night was the final of The Bachelorette. Yeah. We get this message from Caitlin afterwards that says,

hey, I think we should get the loser of The Bachelorette on the show so that Anastasia can flirt with him because he's so hot. And I thought, great idea. Clint. But stuff Anastasia. You're not supposed to read this stuff out loud. Let's get Todd, the loser of the bachelorette on so you can flirt with him. So welcome to your official date via Zoom, of course, socially distanced.

Oh, no. Oh, no. Todd from the bachelorette. Hi, Todd. Check one,anced. Oh, no. With Todd from The Bachelorette. Hi, Todd. Check one, two. Todd, are you there? Are you drinking wine? Yeah, it's a date.

Where's my wine? Hi. You're so attractive. Thank you. Oh, I get a glass of wine. Grab yourself a glass of wine or a bevy. So, Caitlin, I thought I'll step out here and you and Todd can just have a little moment together.

Obviously, didn't find love on The Bachelorette last night. Will he find love this afternoon? Okay. Let's find out. You're putting too much pressure on it, Dad. Get out. Hi, Todd. Hello.

How are you? Good. How are you feeling? I'm all good. Like, obviously, watching it back last night was pretty weird. It happened like three, four months ago. So, yeah, I wasn't going to watch the episode. And then I was on a podcast that morning and it back last night. It was pretty weird. It happened like three, four months ago. So, yeah, I wasn't going to watch the episode. And then I was on a podcast that morning and it was really emotional.

I was like, f***, maybe I should have. Todd! Watch your language, mate. Not only are you on air, this is a first date, okay? You're giving off a bad impression there. Okay. Can we not talk about that because it's like you're talking about your ex? So, because we're on a date, let's just talk about you.

My name's Caitlin. Did you know that? I'm Todd. That's it. Jesus. Okay, hang on. Okay. So what do you like to do in your spare time, Todd?

I'm always keen for a nice restaurant, something chilled. It depends on what we're doing. I could go from a nice restaurant and a couple of bevvies with a nice view to just sitting on the couch and watching movies. Have you seen Bridgerton? No. I don't really get behind Netflix series because I feel like everyone watches it. Oh, okay.

I'm more like a movie type of guy. Oh, no. That's okay. That's okay. Have you watched Grey's Anatomy? No. What about Friends? I have.

I've actually been to – I've done the friends tour in New York. Oh, that's cool. Who's your favourite friend? I love Ross. Yeah. Oh my god, he's my favourite too. It's a tough one because he says a lot about a person. Yeah. Hey, it's Clint here again. Sorry, just pretend I'm the waiter or something. I really feel like we need to move this date along

a bit. Cut to some of the hard questions. Can you ask him how many kids he wants? Okay. Todd, do you want to have kids? Absolutely. You do? How many do you want to have? I'd be happy with two to three.

I've always wanted a daughter first. Always wanted a daughter first. You know you can't choose them, eh? You can't choose, but you can always sort of fingers crossed. I think you can put your legs up in a different angle and it helps or something. I don't know. Hey, it's the waiter here again. Look, we're about to close the kitchen.

No, okay, wait. So if there's any important information you guys need to exchange, I really need you guys to just really... Todd, how old are you again? I am 26, but I turn 27 in a couple weeks. Okay, how old do you think I am? I'm going to say 28. Thanks, Todd. You should have said that she looked younger. No, it's your

date. Look, it's your date. No, it's... Get out! I'm having a romantic... Cool. Okay, well, hey guys. Look, the restaurant actually closed 15 minutes ago. No, we're still talking. We're giving you guys all the time you can. Todd, it was lovely to meet you this afternoon. Just out of curiosity, maybe a second date? Maybe we could, after lockdown, look at a second date.

Well, just look, you're being way too forward. He's right here. Hang on a minute. Just ask. Just ask. So anyway, there was a lovely chat. I feel like there's probably more that we could chat about. I'm free.

Obviously, I'm single, in case you didn't know. Do you have a girlfriend? No, no, no, no, no, no. That would have been a great question at the start actually now that we think about it. It's weird, I'm not looking for one.

Can I see the size of your hands? Okay, we're going to end this date. Todd, Todd, great to meet you. Thanks for coming on. We'll DM you

Caitlin's phone number and we'll put the ball in your court. Oh my God. Is that what it's always, okay, see you Todd. Is that what it's always like on a date with you? Is that usually how it goes?

I'm so awkward. I'm so bad. I'm so bad at dates. That's Todd from The Bachelorette on a date with Caitlin, everybody. Bree and Clint. ZM Bree and Clint with Caitlin filling in. Sorry, I was talking about hitting her in the microphone. It's Olivia.

Just like a really important part of your job. It's a crew film. Okay, okay, okay. Everybody wash your hands, socially distance, wear your face masks. COVID is back in the community. And chicken on your app.

And chicken on your app. My wife Lucy went to the supermarket, which is a whole thing when you're in lockdown, eh? It really wasn't as bad as we thought it was going to be. I thought she's going to be in queue for ages. But no, go early in the morning and it's fine. Yeah, I just don't like it.

It is hard to social distance when you're in the supermarket. It's stressful. That's why you wear your mask. And ever since we started talking about this, Caitlin started hand sanitising. Sorry. It's the healthcare professional in me. Lucy told me that she was in there and, because in Auckland

you need to wear a mask in public places. Around the country you need to wear a mask on public transport. If you can't keep the two metres distance from people, you need to wear a mask and then obviously on transport, yeah. She said there were people in the supermarket with no masks on. I saw people in the supermarket today with no masks on. Right? I would feel so bad. And

like, they're kind of like smirking at you. It's the people that are like, I'm not going to get COVID or I'm not going to get a vaccine. And they kind of do the little like, you're wearing a mask. I wear a mask when I'm outside. Like, because you're my bubble, if I'm not in my hotel room or if I'm not here, I'm wearing a mask. Very thoughtful.

Well, you just can't be, yeah, you've got to think about yourself, but also other people. Lucy, well, that's a good place to start with. Lucy said she saw this person in particular who wasn't wearing a mask, and they were of the Burma generation. Right. Said with love. And

they started coughing on the apples in the supermarket. So they were picking up some fruit. And not only were they not wearing a mask, they weren't covering their face and they started coughing on the produce. That's actually, that's like that time

that person put needles into strawberries. Like that's, no, but seriously, that's such disgusting behaviour. They weren't doing it on purpose, but also they lacked the self-awareness to go, oh, we're in a pandemic, I'm not wearing a mask, I need to cover my face. Because I feel bad coughing in public at the moment, even when I need to, because you feel like going, I don't need to cover.

I know, I know. I blew my nose last night and then I was like, there's no one around. I was like, I don't have COVID. If you saw that in the supermarket, would you say anything? Do you know what? I hate confrontation, but I actually think I probably would. Would you? Because I know you're supposed to, especially now, wash your fruit and vegetables, but not everyone does. Someone will get in the car.

Lucy could have got in the car. She could have been with Tui, and Tui could have been like, I'm hungry. And Lucy would have been like, oh, here's an apple. Here's some yuck guy's cough apple. Lucy didn't go up and say anything. Yeah. And I don't think I would have either.

I would have been like, oh, you stupid would have either. I would have been like, oh, you stupid. I think I just would have been like, hey, just a reminder. Someone did. Oh. So someone in the supermarket went up to this guy

and said, hey, that's not on. What you're doing, that's not on. Wow. And he's like, oh, well,

I didn't do it on purpose. And the lady said, yeah, I get you that you didn't do it on purpose, but you're not even wearing a mask. And he's like, no, look, heaps of people aren't wearing masks. Heaps of people aren't wearing masks.

Why do I need to wear a mask? And it's like, you're not going to win that conversation. I just, sometimes I just can't. I just came back, and I know this might sound a little bit preachy. I don't mean it to. I know we've all got to look out for each other and be kind and it's exhausting and yada, yada, yada. But coughing on the fruit would be yuck even if there wasn't a pandemic. Last night, Jamila Jamil put up a story on her Instagram. She was doing a workout. She's

doing some lunges. And she said, to make it more interesting for me because I hate exercising, I eat jam on toast while I do it. So she's doing lunges while she eats jam on toast. She actually had a really good message behind it. She was saying that she doesn't work out to lose weight. She does it for the endorphins. And so to trick herself into doing it, she makes it enjoyable by eating food. It really offended producer Anastasia when she heard about this today. She's like, no, no, that's pointless.

Jam on toast is not healthy. No. But just not looking at it the right way, Anastasia. For people that aren't motivated by that. You're right. They should be motivated about just wanting to exercise. Yeah, so tomorrow, when you go on your morning run go past duncan donuts just get one donut imagine how much fun your run would be with a

donut okay i'd say it'd be very um it'd be painful with the what do you get stitch or whatever when you eat before you run yeah but not while you're running try it try it while you run try report back well actually anastasia this is something I've actually come up with five workouts slash food combinations. Right. Oh, okay. So five workouts you can do and the food that you should team with it just to make it a bit more fun for you. Okay, lay it on us.

Okay. Like jam on toast and squats. Like jam on toast and lunges. Oh, sorry, lunges, yes. Sit-ups and cheese and crackers. Because you've got two free hands. Yeah. Sit right up, grab a cracker, grab a cheese Put them together in your mouth

Lie back down Wonderful So as you're lying down it's going into your mouth? Going into your mouth Chew, chew, chew Have a little rest Get back up, next cheese and cracker Have a little rest

Sit up number two Okay there's motivation to do your next sit up I like that, good, yes Press ups and noodles How does that work? Because the noodle bowl is right underneath you. You just get the little corner and you can go as you press up.

Yep. Down. Press up. I like it. And it's fun. You know, we're told not to play with our food, but this is fun. Can I do a safety tip for that one? Drain the noodles. Because if you run out of energy, we don't want you drowning in your bowl of noodles. And you don't want the splatter of the liquid dry noodles only dry noodles yep cool cool squats

and peanut butter straight out the jar how does that work because you got two free hands yeah as you squat down um spoon in the jar as you squat up in the now i thought you're gonna say celery stick in the jar but no straight spoon yeah if you want to add a little bit of crunch, you could have a celery or a carrot stick, and then it's healthy too. Yeah, good, yeah, alright. Burpees and chocolate chip pancakes. Burpees and chocolate chip pancakes. Yep.

So, you jump up, maybe get a little bit of cream, jump down, put it on the pancake. I'm saying there's a trend here, yeah, good. A little bit of cream, jump down, put it on the pancake. I'm seeing a trend here. A little bit of cream. Yeah. And lastly, the fifth one for the workout and food combinations, as inspired by Jamila Jamil, downward dog and ice cream. Just put your face right in there. You lick the bowl as you go past it.

Making workouts fun. Damn, does anyone else feel like doing some exercise? I'm keen. All of a sudden I felt more motivated than I have in a long time. Down with dog and ice cream. Play. ZM's Brand Clint. On Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM.

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