ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 2nd May 2022

Episode Date: May 2, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network Hello everybody and welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast without Producer Ben. But it's okay because in his absence the three of us have begun growing mustaches to make up for it. Yes, we have. And the stasis is going really well. I am. So is my voice. Did I tell you guys I organised Producer Ben a gift last week?

Yeah. And they were like, it'll be ready now, it'll be ready now. And it just was never ready. And they said it was going to be ready today. Still wasn't. So I was going to drop it out to the airport. Anyway, I'm going to have to send it to him now. What is it?

It's a T-shirt with our Brain Clip Podcast family banner. Actually. Printed on the front. shirt with our Brand Clip Podcast Family banner printed on the front. If I know producer Ben Wow, he would listen to this. That's alright. Takes his work home with him, does he? That is a lovely gift. It's cool, eh? So the banner

of the pod, so it's like, you know, you can remember. That wonderfully deep voice you heard just then, by the way, is fill-in producer Sous producer Sue Chef Sam, welcome back Sue Chef Sam, I'd forgotten about that I like that He's helping us while we look for a new producer A new Ben

And we try and plug the Ben sized hole in our life Where have you come from Sam? What hole did you crawl out of? Oh I don't know The producer's cave Do we have a cave full of producers? The spare producer's cave. Yeah, mate. They all live there until they're ready to come out

and help. It's cramped but it sounds really good. Great acoustics. Real good acoustics. Okay, any personal admin that needs to be covered up on the show today? Anything anybody needs to... I miss Ben, though. Who's that Anything anybody needs to... I miss Ben though.

Who's that? I forgot him. I've moved on. On behalf of Ben, thanks for all the lovely messages to me, Ben. Because I'm on behalf of him right now. I forgot Anastasia does that Ben impersonation. Thanks guys. Really appreciate the

lovely kind messages over the past couple of days. I love how it just slowly got deeper and deeper and deeper. And then you came in. And then Sam's like, oh, two can play this game, mate. Sam, how old are you? Did your balls drop when you were eight? Probably. I'm 21.

Yeah, Jesus, you've got a deep voice for 21. What's the lowest you can go? What's the lowest you can go? What's the lowest I can go? No we're talking about Voices Anastasia No I meant How low can his voice go?

Well you gotta You gotta do the classic Like choir technique Where you frown And it makes it like Is that what they say they're doing? Is that what they do? Yeah yeah yeah

When Yeah when they're like Trying to sing the Yeah then you just look really jumpy Is that what they do? Yeah, yeah, yeah. When they're trying to sing, yeah, then you just look really jumpy. Is that what they do? Yeah. G'day, guys. It's Uncle Keith here.

Just thought I'd drop by the podcast intro. How is everyone? Hey. I don't think that's deep. That's just rough. I think this is us. What do you mean? It's us.

Me and Keith, I've got a very deep voice. All the balls. Just sounds like the video you showed us earlier of you impersonating your brother. That is voice I put on doing impersonating my brother. We got all of them on today. We got Rita. We got Keith. Yeah, Rita's on the show.

Keith. Who are the guests have we had? We had Ross. We had that guy. We had real Ross, weren't we? Oh, yeah. We had that guy from Bunnings. Oh, the Bunnings guy.

He was good, wasn't he? He was real. That Ross comes in here earlier because I lent him my water blaster and he just got a new puppy and he goes to me, by the way, my puppy has chewed through the cord of your water blaster

but that's okay. If it doesn't work, I'll repair it myself. How about you fucking don't? It's a power tool that uses water. I don't really want you doing home electronic repairs

on it, okay? It's not really what I'm looking for. I'm looking to get it electrocuted while I clean the deck. And when I think someone who is handy at that stuff, I don't think Ross Boss. He goes, bro, I've done it heaps. No. I know what I'm doing.

His version of repairing it is just some duct tape. He'll get the dog to fix it. Can you imagine him in a shop like at school? No. No. He'll get the dog to fix it Can you imagine him in a workshop like at school? No I can because at my school They had this safety cable that ran around The woodwork shop that you could pull At any stage that would shut down the machines

Like an emergency cable That was because Ross went to your school before you No but I imagine him constantly Walking into that cable Does that cable have common things? Does everybody have that? My school didn't. It just had the big red buttons

on the machines. We didn't have woodworks because it was Christchurch and an all-girls school, so why the hell would they teach anything but sewing and cooking? It's so... Name and shame.

It's also racist because you're Dutch and how are you going to learn to make your shoes? Yeah, clogs. Clint, look. Mate, you are telling me. Serious question.

Do you own a pair of clogs? Huh? No, I only own slippers that are based off the traditional. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I had clogs as a kid, but I grew out of them. I think we know what we're getting Anastasia for her birthday. Clogs. Clip it to the top.

I'm available. Oh, actually, would you guys, I got an invitation yesterday. You guys are more than welcome to come. It's my almost 90th this month. Is it? Yeah, if you guys want to fly over. She doesn't want us there. No, she would love you there.

There'd be chowder, cheese. Is there good cheese? Yeah, there'd be good cheese. What's the one I like? She's also got a Heineken tap in her house. No, she doesn't you there. There'd be Chowder cheese. Is there good cheese? Yeah, there'd be good cheese. What's the one I like? She's also got a Heineken tap in her house. Old Amsterdam? No, she doesn't. Yes, she does.

What's that? Old Amsterdam? Look, some Old Amsterdam could be arranged. Actually, we're in a supermarket. No, sorry, not we. Sorry, my uncle does. And you can have any cheese you want. Can Marty send me some more salamis, please?

Huh? Yeah, well, can you ask for cheese and not salamis? Actually, Marty messaged me on Instagram the other day. Marty is Bree's dad, by the way, who runs a... Oh, that's Anastasia's dad. Anastasia's dad. This is one of his five accounts because he keeps on forgetting his password. Hold on, he messaged me.

Oh, no, I'm worried about this. Hold on. No, it was funny. It was out of context. It might be funny for you, but less funny for Anna. So I posted a thing about producer Ben leaving, and your dad messages me and goes, Thanks, Ben, for teaching Miss Anastasia all of the ropes.

Really appreciate it, Ben. And I messaged back, and of the ropes. Really appreciate it Ben. And I messaged back and I was like this isn't Ben. Has he seen it? And can I have a salami? He will never be able to find that message again. He'll create a new account and then go looking for that message.

If anybody sees Anastasia's dad let them know we want some salami. Anyone sees Anastasia's grandma, make her do a shooie. And if anyone sees Ben, That's a cloggy. Ask him for $2. Yeah.

If you see Ben. Why? Just because it'd be so weird. Someone walks up to you and goes, can I have $2? True. All of our Australian listeners, when you see him in Melbourne,

ask him for $2. Ask him for, oh my God. Just says Bree needs $2. Yeah, and then send it to Bree and Clint. We will come in there. Well, howdy, pilgrims. Enjoy the podcast, everybody.

Bye. G'day, everybody. Welcome to the show. It's Bree and Clint, where we're on a mission to buy a spaceship. That's right. We're trying to get the money from our boss. We need to make a call at some point during the show today. Ask for funding. Yeah.

We need to pitch him. Have you ever done like a big business pitch before? Yeah. You know where you put your case across and you're like, here's the cost benefit analysis. I always do those in the elevator. Here's the KPI. Why the elevator? Elevator pitch. Oh, right. It's short, it the elevator. Here's the KPI. Why the elevator? Elevator pitch. Oh, right. It's short.

It's sharp. Yeah. It's crisp. I've been stuck in a few elevators with you before, though. Yeah. See, that's not ideal, but it's not stuck in an elevator. It's just the idea is quick, fast. You know what's interesting is because at the moment,

and we should stop talking about this because it's just going up and up. Oh, stop promoting the spaceship. The price is four grand and I'm, you know, I'm tempted to just keep bidding and I'm sure Ross will come to the party. See, I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place because the money for the Starship

goes to Starship. Yeah. So while we want the Starship and we want a bargain, I don't want the kids to be disadvantaged. No, neither. But it makes me want to pay more. Do you reckon there's a big money investor listening to the show at the moment?

What if your business wants to give us the money to buy the spaceship? Which goes to Starship. That goes to Starship. And then we drive it around the country promoting your business. Oh, my God. Yeah. Who wants that? Who's listening right now?

Text us on 9696. Whose company is willing to put the funds up for that? Get in touch with us. In other news, I just saw something really interesting on the interwebs. Oh, yeah. Have you been watching the new season of Selling Sunset? Yes. Everyone's been watching because it's the number one thing on Netflix New Zealand at the moment.

Yeah. Have you ever wondered how much Brett and Jason Oppenheimer? All the time. Oppenheimer. How much they're worth? Is that what you were going to say? Yeah. How much Brett and Jason Oppenheimer? All the time. Oppenheimer. How much they're worth? Is that what you were going to say? Yeah. How much do you think they're worth each?

Each? They deal in big money properties. They're selling like $50 million properties. So I'd say they're probably worth $25 million each. New Zealand dollars? Yeah. They are each worth, so each around $73 million. Jeez.

They used to be lawyers. You know, they're both lawyers. And they're small enough to shop at the kids' section at Farmers, so they'll be saving money. They will. They will. They can still afford kids' sizes when it comes to, like, Jordans. It's a win-win.

Yeah. You know? Massive win for them. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradies versus Lady. All right, the Tradies versus the Ladies. Another week, another round of a bunch of games.

Is that score right? I believe it is, yes. 38 to the Tradies, 24 to the Ladies. It's me, the Lady first. She is 40 years old. She's from the Waikato and she's terrified of crocodiles. Well, I think you'll be sweet as in Hamilton, Sarah. No crocs in the Waikato River, is there?

No. There is a tonne-y far, but no crocodiles. You never know, Sarah. I drank water from that river and it could have anything in it. I think you'd be screwed by now. Okay, Sarah, you're taking on our tradie today. He's 18 years old. He's from Invercargill, and he's had COVID twice in the last month.

Whoa. Connor. Welcome to the show, Connor. Who have you been kissing, mate? Connor. Connor. Connor. Connor.

Oh, hi there. Yeah. Mate. Who did you think we were talking to? What are you up to? Oh, I'm just chilling. Has COVID affected your hearing, has it? A wee bit.

A wee bit, yeah. Okay. Well, listen carefully. Hopefully it hasn't affected your smarts because here comes question number one. Connor, your buzzer is tradie. Sarah, your buzzer is lady. Portia Woodman has become the first woman to score 200 tries in rugby sevens. What colour medal did our Black Fern

sevens team win at the Olympics last year? Yes, Connor. Of course it was gold, gold, gold for the girls. Question number two, one to the tradies. James Corden announced over the weekend that he will be finishing up

on the Late Late Show at the end of this year. Name another late night TV host. A lady. Yes, Sarah. Jimmy Fallon. Jimmy Fallon. Well done. She nailed it.

Nice work. Of course, Jimmy Fallon. It's one apiece. Question number three. Meghan Markle's animated TV show has been axed by Netflix. What was the name of the TV show set in a law firm that she rose to fame on? Trady, Suits. Yes, well done, Connor. It is Suits, two to the tradies, one to the ladies.

Question number four. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Seven things I hate about you. Trady. Oh, Connor for the win. How is it, Connor? Yeah, Miley Cyrus, well done. He's got it.

Nice work, Connor. 50 bucks thanks to KFC coming your way. Awesome. No more licking the handrails at the shopping centre again, Connor. Maybe use the 50 bucks to buy some more rat tests. Or a mask. Bree and Clint. They are.

Harry Styles at Mount Smart Stadium. It's going to be massive. Couldn't think of anything better. You know what else could be better? The Warriors game on the weekend. Oh, my God, it was a good game. When did you become a Warriors fan? Mate, day one. You're a day one, are you? I'm a day one. Well, I'm a good game. When did you become a Warriors fan? Mate, day one.

You're a day one, are you? I'm a day one. Well, I'm a day one rugby league fan. I love rugby league. And I've been watching the Warriors and, I mean, let's not talk about last week's game. But over the weekend, fantastic game. I mean, it was down to the wire.

Sean Johnson sidesteps him, comes back through to kick it through the post. Golden point, baby. We're back. That's what Warriors fans live for, those things there. That's what any rugby league fan lives for, a game like that. Golden point. Anyway, speaking of rugby league, this is the segue I was moving into. There's a story about Benji Marshall in the news today.

Right, okay. And his wife Zoe Marshall, who used to work on this station for a little bit. She did do a small stint on ZDM, yeah. Back in the day. When Benji Marshall played for the Blues. Yeah, right. Anyway, story about them as a couple. They've been together for a long time.

They've got some kids. Anyway, she has talked about her sleeping routine and what she does before sleep. Oh, please don't be another punishing skincare routine. Anyway, I'm going to skip past all the punishing stuff. Right, okay. Because there's one part where she talks about what she sleeps on and some of the stuff she says in this that my ears pricked up.

What she sleeps on? Yeah, because she said, this is what she answered the question with. She says, I sleep in a king bed and away from my husband. Bless him. We have separate rooms. We've been sleeping separately for about 10 years. It's actually heaven. She said, I read once in a book that it's madness to share a bed with someone.

People who are sleeping and are unconscious don't know how disruptive their spouse's noises and moving has on their sleep. Right. It's not doing you any favours and it can build a lot of resentment. So we sleep separately and I love it. That is very interesting. There's one more part that even blew my mind further. Okay, go on.

Right at the end she says, I love it, but expensive on holidays though. Oh. So even on holiday. They won't even sleep together when they're on holiday. Even on holiday they will get more rooms or separate rooms. This is risky too because I'm pretty sure my wife is in the car at the moment going to pick our daughter up. She would love her a separate rooms. This is risky too because I'm pretty sure my wife is in the car at the moment going to pick our daughter up.

She would love her a separate room. God, she loves it when I don't sleep in the bed. Yeah. We used to, before we had kids, we had a spare room

and if I went out, I would sleep in what was called the party bed which is the spare bed in the other room. The smelly room. And you'd think it'd be a punishment.

Nah, it was heaven for her. I don't care where I sleep. I could sleep anywhere but a separate bed is her dream. So to hear this is... Did you ever think about that? I know your wife would love it. She would love it.

I know she'd be keen as... Because you're a snorer. Yeah, yeah. You do snore from time to time. I do. And I shared a room on the weekend with my best friend. We went to a wedding together. And he's a worse snorer than me.

So I got to experience what it's like sleeping with a snorer. And how was it? We had bird noonie beds next to each other and it was shocking. I had to wake him up. I had to shake him, conscious, which took ages.

And then he was like- That's how your wife feels. Yeah, he was like, where am I? Who are you? What's going on? It's such an interesting concept, I think, to think about, you know, being and living in a healthy relationship

because I think it's actually more common than what people think so that's what it comes down to I think you say healthy relationship I think it has connotations that your relationship is unhealthy on the rocks yeah if you guys don't sleep in the same room together something's up there's something wrong yeah there's something wrong that's how I look at it

yeah see that's how I look at it I feel like I always did look at it like that, but I don't anymore. I'm kind of like, I think people, if it works for their relationship and they're comfortable with it, and then, you know, I'm like, cool, that's fine. You've got a spare room.

Why don't you start sleeping in the other room? Maybe. I'd love it. It'd be like a little holiday. I'd actually love it. I wonder how common it is though, separate bedrooms. I think it's pretty common. For people in long-term relationships, people who live together

and are in the relationship. Yeah. Having separate beds and separate bedrooms or separate beds but not separate bedrooms. Separate beds in the same room. Oh, see, that's weird.

I think that's, I find. Like a real Bert and Ernie situation. I feel like I find that more strange. Well, you don't know. You know? You don't know. I'm interested to know.

I think there's people out there that are living this lifestyle. 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. You're in a relationship. Yeah. What's the sleeping arrangement like? You know, are you sleeping in separate rooms? Different beds? Do you guys top and tail?

Let us know. Do you have a trundler bed underneath your main bed? Oh, who's on the trundle? No one wants the bloody trundle. Zoe Marshall, wife of NRL superstar Benji Marshall, has made headlines today after she said, Benji and I sleep in separate rooms. We've got separate beds. That's how we've always done it for a long time and it works for us.

He'd be a snorer. He looks like a snorer to me. He would be. I think so. Even on holidays, they get separate rooms. See, that bit is buzzy to me. That's a luxury. Like I can get it in your own house, especially when you're rich,

and they are rich. You can afford to have your own bedrooms. Yeah. You know, they could have a five, six-bedroom house. No big deal. Imagine if she shares with one of the kids. On holiday? She's in bunk beds in their she shares with one of the kids on holiday she's in bunk beds

in their own house with one of the kids oh yeah yeah anything to get away from Benji but the holiday thing is extreme it is extreme

you have to book an extra room on holiday it's super luxurious rich yeah must be nice party in their room I know right

and then go back and sleep in your room so good we're asking you guys this afternoon on 0800 dial ZM what's your sleeping arrangements like in your relationship? Melinda has caught up. Kia ora, Melinda. Hi, Mel. Kia ora. How are you? Good, thanks. Mel, what's the deal in your relationship?

Yeah, so I've been together 20 plus years and someone got COVID a couple of months ago and we separated and I moved into the spare room and I haven't gone back yet. Wait, wait, wait. You separated bedrooms. You didn't separate your relationship. No, no. Right, right. I'm out. You got COVID, I'm out. You've got the VitaVid, I'm

out of it. No. Okay. So why? You just realised you liked it too much? Because it's awesome. Yeah, what is it? Sell it to us, Melinda. Yeah. So snorer, different sleep patterns, you know, dog on the bed, dog off the bed, all sorts of things. And I didn't realise just how much better I slept alone. That.

Right. How does your partner feel about it? He keeps asking when I'm coming back. He misses you, Mel. Hold out a little bit longer. Please, that is my birthday. Please can I have a cuddle? Taylor's here.

Kia ora, Taylor. Hi, Taylor. Hello, how are you? Good, thanks. Tell us what the sleeping arrangement's like in your relationship. Me and my partner have been together for three years, and three months ago we got a California king bed, and honestly, life changer.

Oh, my God. I've seen a California King bed before. You could comfortably sleep three adults in one of those beds, couldn't you? Honestly, like, you look at it, wait till you get in it. Taylor, how big's your room? You must have a mammoth room to fit that thing in there. Oh yeah, it's reasonably big. It takes up most of the room.

Where do you get your sheets from now? Do they sell California Kings at Farmers? Just old circus tents. Yeah, yeah. Briscoes too. Briscoes do a California King sheet? Yep, they do. Yeah, look at the Briscoes lady.

She knows style. She's got a California King. Finally, Troy's here. Hey, Troy. Hi, Troy. How you doing, guys? Good, thank you, mate. Yes, good, thank you, Troy.

What's the deal in your relationship, Troy? Seven years married, and we've had a sleep divorce for the last four. Yes, nice, Troy. I love the term, sleep divorce. It was an agreed term. I'm a terrible snorer. I'm a terrible snorer.

And yeah, instead of getting all wound up about it and upset, we decided to try the sleep divorce. Tell me this, Troy. Was it an ultimatum? Was it like, we either have a sleep divorce or a real divorce? It wasn't quite that bad. It was an agreed thing. It was an agreed thing. And then you don't feel as bad, Troy, either,

because then you feel guilty when you're keeping, you know, your partner up or they're kicking you in the side during the night time. So it works for both of you. That's exactly right. Hey, I even tried the electric watch and it didn't work either. The electric watch? Wait, what's that? Electric shock watch.

You buy a watch and it gives you a shock every time you start snoring, but I started sleeping through it. You started sleeping through the electric shock? Wow, you are a big snorer. Amazing, Troy. All right, well, there you go. We still have midnight meetings and business time and it's too late. All right, Troy.

All right. Troy. Thank you. I love it. Who's taking Troy. All right. Troy. Thank you. Oh, I love it. Who's taking the minutes on those meetings? Bree and Clint. Are we still wordling? You're a wordler?

You're not a wordler, are you? I was never a wordler, but I get roped in because my partner's a wordler. She's a wordler. So I'm always like, oh, I just don't want to help anymore. People love wordle. I'm not good at it. People who wordle love wordle. No, and I'm big fans of people who stick to it.

Yeah, totally. But it's not for me. Even that, though, you might be starting to get sick of it. So here's a list of five Wordle alternatives that have today been published by the New Zealand Herald. Let me know if you're into any of these. First of all, Taylordle. That's the Taylor Swift one. That's the Taylor Swift one where they only use five-letter Taylor Swift-related words

like lover, break, blank, space, swift, and scarf. Well, at least it narrows it down. Yeah, but then, I mean, she's got a big discography. There could be a few words out there. That's Taylordle. Wizarding Wordle, one of the worst names, but it's all about... I don't know about this one. What do you do? Harry Potter words. Oh, see, I'd be bad

at that. Five-letter Harry Potter words. The issue with the Harry Potter one is most of the words in Harry Potter are made up. So, unless you really know the Harry Potter universe... Hagrid? No, that's six. That won't work. But you know those spells that they do, like alakazam or something?

Alakazam. I don't know. That's the best you could have done in that moment right there. That's wizarding wordle. Lingardium leviosa. Even I know that. That's close. Well, that's a good one, too.

Maybe that's the one for you. Hurdle. You know hurdle, don't you? Yeah, you run and then you jump over the things. No, that's hurdle. This is hurdle. H-E-R-D-L. H-E-A-R-D.

Hurdle. Like here. I feel like you'd be a great wordler. It pays you a short clip of a song and then you have to guess what song it is. Oh, that one's fun. Yeah, so you get one second and then you have to make a guess. And then if you get it wrong, you get a little bit more of the song, you get another guess, a little bit more, another guess.

So what's that called? Hurdle. Hurdle. That sounds pretty fun. H-E-A-R-D-L-E. Hurd. Bad name for that one, though. Like Amber Hurd.

Musel, they should have named it. I mean, hire me as your marketing manager. What did you say, Musel? Musel. Worldle. Worldle. Worldle. Okay, is that just all places on the map? Yes.

Is it? It's outlines of countries. I'd be terrible. And you have to guess what country that is. I'd be so bad. Would not want to do that in public in front of everyone. Other than New Zealand, Australia and Japan, I've got no idea what your country looks like.

I would be so bad. Oh, no, and I know Italy because that's the boot. The boot. I recognise the boot. Yeah, I've got no idea what your country looks like. I would be so bad. Oh, no, and I know Italy because that's the boot. The boot. I recognise the boot. Yeah, you've got to know the boot. That's Worldle. Worldle. See, that's good marketing.

That's a great name. Lordle of the Rings. See, that's good stuff too. That's exclusively Lord of the Rings ones. Those are all good. I thought I could invent some for you. Okay. Because I don't know if any of those really resonated with you

So these are specifically for Bree And if you're a person like Bree maybe these are good for you Cheesel Cheesel That's where you have to guess the type of cheese I'd be great at that Because you're obsessed with cheese Yeah

You like that? Fetal Which is where you have to guess whose feet they are Because you have a foot fetish How do they get the pictures of feet? Pictures of people's fetish. How do they get the pictures of feet? Pictures of people's feet for you. How do they get the pictures? They'll be consensual pictures.

That one's for you because of your foot fetish. And Weedle. You have to guess the strain of marijuana. Oh. Because you're a massive stoner. God, I do love to get on that buzz. Weed, feet and cheese. That's Brie.

Oh, that sounds bad when you put it all together. Brie and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Zima Cathy. Dean's here. Huge news out of Hollywood, I guess. Late night television. Who's resigning, Dean? James Corden, the host of the Late Late Show, he has resigned.

Actually, he's finishing up. It's funny, I was literally just at CBS TV four minutes ago and it's the biggest, his whole face is one side of the building. Just a zoomed in side of his face. He is a legend. Now, what's interesting about that show, for people that don't watch the show, you will, of course, know him from Carpool Karaoke,

one of the most successful YouTube segments I think we've ever seen. It's had 10 billion views. Wow. It is so wildly popular. His interview with Adele, go and check it out if you haven't already, it is one of, you know, it's the number one.

I think it's had like 350 million views. It's something so wild. Stepping down, so why would he step down? Well, he's actually come out and said that he kind of saw that gig for like a five-year gig, didn't expect it to be going on. I think this is his eighth or ninth year. Great. It doesn't

really get much bigger or better in terms of presenting gigs, so I think he'll probably move back into more like producing, directing, maybe even some acting again because he does some little bits here and there on acting, but yeah, it is a bit of a shock to step down from such a good gig. Here's James Corden's big announcement.

I've decided to sign for one more year on the show and that this will be my last year hosting The Late Late Show. Dean, I'm just theorising here. Is there any chance he could, because he's a huge deal and he's a talk show host, is there any chance he could be replacing Ellen? Yes. So that is a great theory.

I've heard that one as well. In terms of timing, there would be a lag, a bit of a gap in timing. But that doesn't mean they couldn't put in a fill-in show. It is a possibility. Funny, I've got to be the gossip, actually. So one of my friends went to the final taping of the Ellen show the other day. Oh! Give us the scoop. Wait, can I final episode. The final, final one.

Give us the scoop. Wait, can I tell you this? Yeah, I'm going to tell you whatever. Forget it. Whatever. What's she going to do? What's she really going to do? Okay, guess what she gave everyone. What?

They're all waiting. Guess what she gave them. What? A car. Nothing. Nothing. Apparently, the whole audience were expecting gifts, merchandising. They all walked down there in silence.

And everyone was apparently... Should I tell you who the last guests are? gifts, merchandising. They all walked out of there in silence. And everyone was apparently... Shall I tell you who the last guests are? Yeah, go on. Give us a tea. Who are they? Yeah. Jennifer Aniston came on. She was the first guest.

Pink was a guest. And Billie Eilish was a guest. Now, Jennifer Aniston was on her very first show. And I think Pink was as well. Or the very first show of... Yeah, I guess. Maybe it is the very first show. Billie Eilish, but a random one.

But not to be a dog. I don't mean to sound like an absolute dog of a person. But apparently, my friend said it was a bit of a flat battery. Like, he was expecting a car, a trip to Australia. But no, they all kind of just got these same people who were all seen. And then apparently, she comes out at the end end and all of her crew come out. And she kind of talks about how it all affected her when her reputation changed. Yeah, right. Well, that's a lot to go through on the last show, isn't it?

Yeah, that's heavy. Well, we'll wait to see that one. Dean's given us the scoop on what to expect on the final Ellen show. And that is the latest light up out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Bree and Clint. I went to a wedding over the weekend. Some good friends of mine got married.

I love a wedding. Like, I don't know what it is about a wedding. It's probably the joyous union and all the free alcohol. It's the free alcohol and free food. That's what it is. You get to a stage in life, though, where you start looking around your friend group and you go, uh-oh, almost everybody is married.

And you go, I don't have many of these left. That's so weird because I look around my friend group and I think, oh, my God, no one will ever get married. Really? Yeah. Oh, okay. Just not, oh, that was meant to be a joke. Didn't hit.

Oh, okay. Didn't hit. Back to the drawing board on that one, guys. Back to the drawing board. Well, just look at it this way. You've got plenty of weddings to look forward to, don't Didn't hit. Back to the drawing board on that one, guys. Back to the drawing board. Well, just look at it this way. You've got plenty of weddings to look forward to, don't you? Yeah, maybe. I've got to wait for divorce season to start rolling around.

Oh, that's a good time, though, too. So we can get some more weddings in the calendar. Back out to the, you know, out on the town where you're consoling all your mates. Good time. Anyway, we're waiting for this wedding wedding and it's following the usual format. You know, everybody rolls up, mingles a bit and then everybody heads to the location and waits for the bride to arrive.

The bride for this wedding was 45 minutes late to the ceremony. I feel like, you know, the bride is always a little bit late. I feel like that's standard. 45 minutes is pushing it a little bit. Yeah, and I think if they hadn't been together for so long, this couple... People would have been worried?

People would have been worried. Really? They've been together for 19 years. They are solid as a rock. You know she's going to show up. She's just taking her time. That's fine. Any other wedding, you'd go, uh-oh, cold feet. Cold feet. She's having second thoughts. See, I feel like that's what the guys would think, but as a female, we'd go, uh-oh, cold feet. Cold feet, she's having second thoughts. See, I feel like that's

what the guys would think, but as a female, we would go, oh, she's probably, you know, hair and makeup, and then you've got to tape all your bits up. Toilet emergency. Then you've got to put the dress on. We'd probably be thinking, oh, she's just getting ready. Yeah, right. Takes ages. Well, I think she was.

I think that's all it was. I think maybe she miscalculated the journey. Quite a long drive out there. Anyway, she arrived. Ceremony went ahead. I think when she got to the front of the aisle, she goes, sorry. And it was all good. He's like, don't worry about it. And I think after 19 years with somebody,

you probably know if they're going to be late, right? Yeah. He probably should have just done that thing where he said to her, the ceremony is at three, but actually the ceremony is planned for 3.45, because he knows by telling her three, she'll be there bang on time for 3.45. Exactly. Yeah.

Is a wedding the worst? It's not the worst thing to be late to, right? Well, it depends how late. It depends the role you play in the wedding as well. Like if you're the bride or groom and you're late, not especially the groom. Like if the bride turns up to the wedding and the groom isn't there, there'll be hell to pay.

Really, it's only the bride who can be late, right? Because the wedding will wait for the bride. If it's the groom, the celebrant, any of those that are late, is a real spanner in the works, right? It is. Other things that would be an issue to be late for? I've never run late to anything seriously important, but I always think if you ran late to a funeral, the ultimate disrespect.

Yeah, not ideal. Right? There's no re-dos in a funeral. No. Late to a flight is horrible. Yes. So stressful. The most stressful place to be late is at an airport.

Yeah. Especially when your bag is on the flight and the flight actually can't leave without you. Terrible. And then you get on the flight 15 minutes late and everybody knows that they've been waiting for you as you walk down to your seat. Yeah.

Horrible. What other situations would it be bad to be late to? Job interview. Job interview, not good. Not a good first impression whatsoever. Nah. First date? Have you ever been late to a date?

Never. Really? I feel like I'm the type of person, you know how every, there's always different types of people. I'm the person that shows up half an hour early. That's me as a person. Yeah. I'm always like early.

Even to a date? Yeah. Keno, bino. No, but I'll go and I'll have like a drink first and then I'm like more relaxed. Oh, okay. But I won't sit in sight and then I'll go and I'll have like a drink first and then I'm like more relaxed. Oh, okay. But I won't sit in sight and then I'll kind of go in. And definitely don't have a drink at the venue with a date, is that? Your date shows up and there's like two empty glasses on the table already.

No, you don't do it there. Oh, okay. You started early. You're like, nah, I had another date before you. I'm playing catch. He just left. It's musical cheers. You're just not aware of it.

Bree and Clint. Where Are You Now? It's an appropriate song for what we're talking about. It's musical cheers. You're just not aware of it. Bree and Clint. Where are you now? It's an appropriate song, what we're talking about. Yeah. Running late. Where the hell have you been, bitch? Went to a wedding over the weekend, some good friends, and the bride was late.

I think as a bride you actually have to be a little bit late. You do. It's like standard. Yeah. You've got to create that little bit of tension, right? Yeah. You've got to create a little bit of will she, won't she. That's how you maintain power in the relationship. Oh, no, it's not. Yeah. You've got to create that little bit of tension, right? Yeah. You've got to create a little bit of will she, won't she. That's how you maintain power in the relationship.

Oh, no, it's not. Yeah, you've got to keep them guessing. I think it's more about creating that vibe where, you know, when you finally do get there, everyone's like, oh, she's here. Anticipation. Yeah. And also a little bit of doubt never goes astray. No.

We want to know this afternoon, though, what was the big event that you were late for? Rebecca's called up. Rebecca, you were actually early to your wedding. Is that right? Yeah. Yeah, I was a wee bit early. My dad likes to be on time, so he was rushing me out the door.

Oh, no. We'll see if we can get her back. Hang on. Tony's here. G'day, Tony. Hello, Tony. How you doing, mate? Good, Tony.

When were you late? When were you late, Tony? I was late for a ferry crossing with a lot of livestock on. And then you obviously can't feed them McDonald's where you're waiting on another ferry crossing. Oh, wait. You had a truck full of livestock and the ferry left without you? Oh, no.

Yes. Yes. What do you do in that situation of livestock and the ferry left without you? Oh, no. Yes, yes. What do you do in that situation? Where do you take all the animals? Can you take them to, like, a public reserve and just let them out to have a wander around? Yeah, yeah, no, just take them down to the gardens and let them go. Tony, what made you late? Various factors. You know, when you're working with animals and children.

Never work with animals and children. Never work with animals and children. They always say that, Tony. So, yeah, yeah, no, it was a bit stressful. Yeah, what a shocker. I bet. Can you imagine? We've got Rebecca back. Hi, Rebecca.

Hi. Okay, so your dad's too punctual. You're early to your own wedding. What happens? We stopped for coffee. Perfect. Oh, my God. I just picture you, Bec.

You're in your full wedding gown. You get out, walk up to the cafe, and you go, can I get a flat white, one sugar, please? Yeah, can I get four flat whites and four sugars? Just so I could be 10 minutes late to my own wedding. Yeah, right. I did not want to be on time or early. And did it work?

I did. I was perfectly 10 minutes late to my own wedding. It, right. I did not want to be on time. No. Or early. And did it work? I did. I was perfectly 10 minutes late to my own wedding. It was great. Wait, also, coffee risky in a wedding dress? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, yeah, I had my mum and my brother and my dad with me, so it was all good.

What did they do? Did they use them as human bibs? They put around, you had a tent on, didn't you? Someone sticks in and said, my husband was late to our wedding. I'd said at the rehearsal that I'd be there before him, and then I was shocked that I did turn up before him. That is a massive fail for the groom to get there before the bride. It's such a massive fail.

What about this text? Someone said, I was the best man for my mate's wedding. Ended up having pre-drinks with all the other groomsmen. Was late to the wedding by one hour. Wait it gets worse. Also left the rings behind. Bride was

super pissed off already because we had a stripper at his stag do and when she said he wasn't allowed one just topped it off with being late and forgetting the rings. Yep, you're not getting invited to the 10-year anniversary party. Not ideal. Finally, Anonymous, your mum was a late celebrant for a wedding. Is that true?

Yeah, she ended up turning up two hours late due to unforeseen circumstances. Two hours? Two hours? Yep. What did they do? They waited for her, and then it turns out they got divorced six months later and blamed my mum as a bad omen. What?

Your poor mum. But I mean, two hours. It is very late. You'd just get on the piss, right? Yeah. You'd just start drinking. You know? And go, we'll get married when we get married.

Do the reception first. Bree and Clint. We need to get an update on the Brie and Clint spaceship. You heard correct. Apollo 22, baby. No other radio station has a spaceship

and neither do we yet, but we're trying desperately to buy one off Trade Me. It's a 2003 Nissan PeopleMover that looks like a NASA space shuttle and And Bree, you and I need it. That's right. We need it. We want it. I have been bidding on it

with my own money. Yes. I keep getting outbid and I think we need someone. I mean, who could that be to possibly come in as a possible investor in the spaceship and give us a bit more money? Well, it is a business

expense. It's a promotional vehicle. It is. Literally, it's a promotional vehicle. So, it's only right we bring on the boss of ZM, Ross Boss. Kia ora, Ross. G'day, Ross. My eye is twitching, literally. You can see me right now. This eye right here started twitching

as soon as I realised what the heck you were doing. So, shush, shush, shush. Let me ask you a couple of questions, okay? Don't tell me to shush. Shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush. This is important. This is going to make your decision very clear for you because I can hear that you are having doubts. You're not sold on it yet.

First question. Do you like space? Sure. Do you want this radio show to be successful? Sure. Do you want this radio show to be successful? Sure. Do you want to be the first radio station to broadcast from space? Based on what I heard you were actually putting on before, sure, but I don't think you've found the vehicle for it.

Okay, okay, okay. And I know you're cost adverse. I mean, times are tight and things like that, and so are you. But last question, how much do you think a spaceship costs? Like Elon Musk's rocket, how much do you think

that thing's worth? Billions. Billions, correct. What if we told you that for the one day only you could get a spaceship with a WAF for the low, low price

of four grand? This is the same. No. Just no. No. No. No. We've done this before.

What if we go halfsies? No. Look, I hear what you're saying. You're like, what are you going to do with it? We're obviously going to just drive it the length of the country like we usually do with all of these vehicles that we buy. $4,000 is a great deal. $4,000 is a great deal. $4,000 is a steal.

If it's not for $4,000, it's just a $5,000 afterwards to fix the bucket of junk I keep buying. Now, this one's not junk, Ross. Yeah, sure. I think you misheard. It's a spaceship.

Yeah. Also, just chalk it up to sales or something. The ratings are going to go through the roof. I hear you're nervous. We'll give you some time to think about it, okay?

We'll come back to you tomorrow. When does the auction close, Bree? It closes on Sunday, the 8th of May. We'll check in with you tomorrow, okay? My phone's broken, sorry. What about three quarters you, other quarter me? Oh, I'm going through a tunnel. Sounds like he's going a day out of space to me,

which is where we want to go. Come on, Ross. In the Breeinclint Spaceship. Please, we encourage you to inbox Ross Flahive on Instagram and say, give us the spaceship, Ross. Breeinclint. Time to play Guess That Voice. If you haven't heard this game before,

it's where we play a celebrity voice and then we go head-to-head trying to guess as quickly as we can who that is. Look, I'll do an example with producer Anastasia. Ready? Producer Anastasia, you guess who this is, okay? Rita Oran. Well, hello there. Rita Oran.

See? Amazing. How the hell did she get it? That was amazing. How did we get Rita on the show so quickly? Rita Oran is so spot on. Good to hear music, Rita. And I'm so jealous right now because I'm dating Taika Waititi.

Wow, wow. Rita's here and I never thought I'd say this. Can you leave, Rita Ora? I'm real hot, babe. All you've got to do is pick the winner, not the actual voices. I feel like I've definitely not done myself any favours for getting picked. Lisa, who's going to win the game today? Is it Brie or me?

I'm going to go with Clint today, I think. Weird. Is it because I'm in a weird mood, Lisa? No, no, no. I don't know. I'm feeling Clint. Fair enough. Marie?

You're feeling Clint. I like the sound of that. You're stuck with me. Yeah, you got this, Brie. Yes, Marie. I like your energy. Oh, my God. Lisa and Marie. You're feeling cloned. I like the sound of that. You're stuck with me. Yeah you got this Brie. Yes Marie. I like your energy. Oh my god Lisa Marie. Yeah. Where's Elvis? Buzzing G. Where's Elvis? Okay Anastasia runs

the game. When you're ready Anastasia let's do it. Just a quick note for those who haven't played before. I guess the voice is a game where we'll play the clips of the famous people's voices. Obviously the first to three wins. This week's theme, I've started theming them, is female. I think they're called actors now, right? It's not actresses.

You say actors? I think so, yeah. I wasn't meaning that. That's what I meant to say. Okay, cool. No, it's good to clarify these things. It's good to have a discussion. Awesome.

Or is it acties? What? Or is it lady actors? Are you all good? Let's do celebrity number one. It's a throwback to the way movies used to be that were funny and had big scope and a lot of... Is it Blake Lively?

No. It's like that vibe. Movie out at the moment. Oh, that doesn't help. Can we have another listen to it? Oh, yeah, love. Can we have another listen to it? It's a throwback to the way movies used to be that were funny and had big scope.

Oh, I've got it. I've got it. Sandra Bullock. Correct. That's Sandra Bullock. It was the movie out now, but that gave it to me. She's got the Channing Tatum movie out. Yep.

That does not sound like Sandra Bullock to me. Yeah. Oops. That's my fault. Anyway, rolling along, let's hear celebrity number two. I got pregnant 25 years ago. Oh, it's Kirsten. What's her name? Kirsten Bell.

That's incorrect. Is that Amy Poehler? I'm really bad at these. No, unfortunately, that's wrong. Do you want to hear it a bit more? Yeah. And I basically have only thought about them. Ooh, okay.

Married to Judd Apatow? Brie, it's the chick from This Is 40. Yeah. I'll give you that. I have no idea what her name is, though. That's so bad. She's so funny. I'll give you that.

It's Leslie Mann. That's correct. Yes She's so funny. I'll give you that. It's Leslie Mann. That's correct. Yes, thank you, Stace. All right. Sorry, I've probably made these a little bit too hard. You know, it's not your fault if we can't get it right. It's our fault. It's our fault.

We need to be better. Okay, awesome. All right. With that. Like the host of Family Feud doesn't apologise to the contestants. Just so you know. Okay, stay strong. You're too nice.

You're too nice. All right. So we're sitting at a point each. Let's see celebrity number three. I think I would be a really good housekeeper. Oh, I've got nothing today. I have nothing. That was meant to be my hard one.

I think I would be a really good housekeeper. Can we get a clue, please? Hunger Games. Break. Oh! Is it five, four, three, two? Jennifer Lawrence. Correct.

Is it? Can you play that again? I think I would be a really good housekeeper. I still don't hear it. It's weird to hear her not laughing or being funny in an interview. That was her most recent one right before she had her baby. Right. Right.

All right, we're sitting. Brie could win it here. Oh, the baby was sitting on her voice box. That's where they like to sit. This is one of our favourite actresses of all time. Let's hear number four. Nothing but people are sick of it. But I have nothing else.

And I was thinking of wearing a plaid shirt. Meryl Streep. She's done it. Oh, thank God. Marie. Now you're wearing a plaid shirt, so. Marie. Marie.

Yes, Marie, my girl. We've done it. We've went all the way to the top and you get the 50 KFC chicken dollars, mate. Nice work. Awesome. Thank you so much. You're welcome. We really dragged our ass to the finish line today, didn't we? How bad were you and I? Anastasia, no more women in this game, okay?

No more women. Just male actors. Like, Sandra Bullock and Jennifer Lawrence are two of my favourites of all time. Yeah, but I needed Sandra Bullock to be talking about speed, you know? Or miscongeniality. They pop back in, they're like, oh, by the way, it was nice to see you. Tom's like, yeah, I get it. Reminds me of my mum in the way. Oh, by the way, it was nice to see you. Tom's like, yeah, I get it.

Reminds me of my mum on the phone. All right, I'll let you go. All right, see you later. Love you. Hey, can I ask just one more thing? How's Anastasia? How is she? All right, okay. I'll let you go.

I'll let you go. You know, next Saturday. What are your plans for Easter 2024? Such classic mum phone chat, isn't it? I love you, mum, though. It's Mother's Day this weekend too, don't forget. Have you sent her something? I'm organising it.

You've got people on the ground, eh? Yeah, I've got people on the ground there in country Queensland. Oh, my God, they're still going. Oh, they're still. There we go. It's over now. Look, last week was quite a big week for the Brian Clint show. Producer Ben finished up on the show after four and a bit years.

And on Friday night, we all went out for some beers and some drinks, you know, for a farewell. Yeah, it was nice. Yeah, it was really good. And, look, my partner came along because she's friends with Ben as well and all his mates came along and it kind of, you know, turned into a big thing. Snowballed.

Yeah, snowballed. And then me and some of my mates and my partner, we all went out afterwards and, you know, we... You pushed the boat out. We pushed the boat out a little bit and had a good time, had some drinks and had some fun. I didn't have as much fun as my partner did because I got home at around 2 in the morning,

which is a pretty good effort. That's a good effort, I reckon. She rolled in around. That's enough to write me off for about six days now. Yeah, yeah, me too. She rolled in, however, at around 4.30. Oh, decent. In the morning.

And it was very interesting to me because I was like, that's a really interesting decision because I know for a fact you've told your brother that you and him planned to re-turf the entire lawn the next day. And I'm talking six hours of manual labour in the hot sun where they had to, and they had to do it because they'd hired this machine that kind of turns up all the dirt and stuff. A rotary hoe. Yeah, something.

And then they had to transfer however many cubic metres of soil into the front lawn. It's not just gardening. It's like back-breaking. It's horrible labour. So where was this advice from you at 2 o'clock when you were going home? Where was the little tap on the shoulder that said, hey, don't forget you have to dig up the entire lawn tomorrow?

Oh, I did. Did you? But you know what it's like when you're trying to tell someone that's having too much fun, hey, remember you've got this on tomorrow. There was no negotiating. There was no convincing. It was so horrible watching these. And to make things worse, her brother was also hungover.

So then I watched these two people just in so much pain. Yeah. Like it was quite fun to watch. You've told me this story a couple of times now. And each time you tell me, you use the word, I watched these people. Every time you tell the story, I watched these people for six hours. I watched them.

Were you not out there helping? Did you not put your back into it? Well, this is the situation. I was also dusty but I had said It's not my lawn, says Bree. No. Well, the first initial part, there was only

one machine and then one other person that could do stuff so I couldn't literally do anything and I said to them, when you start transferring the soil, I'll come out and help. Yeah. I fell asleep. And then they didn't wake me up. So I was like, all right.

No, you're right. She needs to learn. She's got a problem and she needs to learn. So that's the only way she's going to. But I was very proud. They did an amazing job and they pushed through it. You know, they just. Did they do that thing?

You know how real fit people are like, I was really hungover. And then I did a 10K run and I really blew the lines out. Was she good? Was her hangover gone after the manual labour? That's what her brother was trying to convince her of when they hadn't started yet. And I think they probably maybe thought that for a minute, but it wasn't. It doesn't last. They reeked and they looked horrific but the job got done.

Let's talk to some people this afternoon who have been in the similar situation. Those jobs that you really wish you could call off because you'd had a big one the night before but for one reason or another you can't or you don't and you push through. Or not even that. Did you have to turn up to a christening?

Or did you have to turn up to a christening? Or did you have to, you know, did you have to turn up to something and you'd push the boat out the night before and it was, like, so horrific? Like, you know those moments I'm talking about where you're like, I would rather be anywhere but here. Were you paralyzingly hungover at your own wedding? We're not encouraging it, but we'd love to hear about it. Speaking of Friday night, my partner and I and a few friends,

we pushed the boat out to send producer Ben off in style. And my partner forgot that the next day she'd organized with her brother to re-turf the entire front lawn by hand. I've seen your front lawn too. It is hard ground. Yeah. Hard ground. At the end of summer as well, that is back-breaking mahi.

It was six hours. On a hangover. We'd gotten home at 4.30 and it was not a good day. No, you'd gotten home at 2 o'clock. Well, I was smart. And did you get yourself some food on the way home? Yes, of course. Yeah.

Did you plan ahead and get some for your... No. Because I didn't know what time they were going to get home. You know. Cheeseburgers are no good once they go cold. Exactly. They're horrible. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Totally, totally. So we want to know this afternoon, what did you have to do after a really big night, after you pushed the boat out? Yeah. Margaret's called up. G'day, after you pushed the boat out? Yeah. Margaret's called up. G'day, Margaret. Hi, Margaret.

Kia ora. Kia ora. What did you have to do, mate, after a big night on the Terps? So I celebrated with my friend who announced to me that I was going to be her first child's godmother. Oh, delightful. Lovely. Yeah. Yeah.

It was delightful, but she said to me at midnight, remember, you've got to be on point tomorrow. Oh, no. Yeah, and service was at 11 o'clock. I got there at five minutes to 11. Perfect. On time. Yes,

but if looks could kill, she'd go to the right. So my job was to hold the child while the minister, yes, but she wouldn't allow it. She wouldn't let the godmother of the child hold the child at the christening? No, she said to the minister, oh, no, no, no, that's fine. Margaret, that's good.

The godmother can hold my child. Yeah, but that's good. That's because you wouldn't put down the bottle of scrumpy, I heard, Margaret. You're like, no, I'm not putting this down. You just hand me the baby. Thanks, Margaret. Jules is here. Hey, Jules.

Hi, Jules. G'day. How are you? Good. Thank you, Jules. You sound like you know what a good time is. Yeah. I had a bit of a good time with my mum.

My mum was feeding us some Irish water, a bit too much of it. Oh, yeah. Okay. And, yeah, because we were over there because we were off to go away, me and my husband. So our idea of going away is climbing up mountains. So anyway, far too many Irish waters later and far too late in the night. I woke up, travelled all the way to Kaikota and walked up Mount Fife

and got about 200 metres from the top and I tapped out. I was like, nah. You were so close. And I stogged and I didn't know. And my husband's ridiculously fit. So he's like, I'll just go for a jog up to the top of the mountain. And he goes up to the top of the mountain and I've already stogged my way down. I'm like, this sucks. And he was like, oh, babe, you're like 200 metres away from the top.

And I'm like, that makes it suck even more. You're like, I don't care at this stage. Climbing a mountain, hung dog millionaire, no thank you. That sounds horrible. Climbing a mountain, hung dog millionaire. No, thank you. That sounds horrible. Climbing a mountain anyway is horrible. Someone on the text machine, there's some great texts on this. Someone said, after a big night out at the cricket and then, of course, we went drinking until the early hours of the morning,

we had to move the flat the next day. Of course, no one had packed a single thing prior, so our whole flat had to pack and move house in one day whilst hungover. 10 out of 10 would not recommend. That sounds terrible. I like to think that feeling of accomplishment at the end of it after doing a mammoth task like that would feel really good, but I don't think it would.

It wouldn't. I think you'd just break down in tears. As you move the last box out, you'd just start crying. This one could be worse. They said, I had a massive work due the night before my grandma's funeral. Got home at 5am and then went to work at 7.30am until the funeral started at 10am. Couldn't close my eyes for the two minutes of silence

because the room was spinning. That's not a good place to be. R.I.P. Nan. It's what she would have wanted. That's what she would have wanted. If I know Nan, she would have went, you send it. Last one wants to remain anonymous. Anonymous, what did you have to do after a big night? Oh my gosh, is this

me? Yes, this is you. So I was leaving England to come back to New Zealand. I had a going away party. So the night ended about 6.30 in the morning. I hadn't packed. I spent the whole day lying on the bathroom floor.

Mum was less than impressed. I ruined final going away lunch. I ruined saying goodbye to my family. I had to... Mum drove me and my brother down to the airport, down to Heathrow. We had to pull over multiple times. Oh, no.

And then I had to sit in the airport and then get on a plane to Singapore. Holy hell, that sounds horrible. To this day, the worst day of my life. And, yeah, I don't think mum will ever get over it. And that's why you don't drink anymore, right, Anonymous? That is why you pack before you buy.

Isn't it funny because with your accent it doesn't even sound that bad. And then I threw up on the bathroom floor. It just sounds like, you know, quite nice. It sounds dainty and cute,

doesn't it? Yeah, doesn't it? Alright, well, one of those stories is obviously a drink-responsibly New Zealand message. Exactly, and you don't want to be

those people. And put the food out for yourself. Think of future you next time, everybody. Yes. Time for a birthday banger. Alrighty, birthday banger for your Monday. This is where you need it. You know on a Monday, you just need that Pick me up

Especially on Get this And I'm sorry to be that guy What? First full work week Oh don't even Don't say it In like a month

We've had three short weeks in a row Why does the back end of the year suck so much? I know There's no public holidays I know It's where we need it too I know Yeah the back end of need it, too. I know. Yeah, the back end of the year is where everyone's slogging it out.

Stop saying back end. I'm trying to think of a back end joke, and it's not coming to me. Kim's here. Hi, Kim. Hi, Kim. Hi, guys. How you going? Good, thanks.

How's your back end? How's your weekend more likely? That's what I meant. That's what I meant. No, it was good. Good. Finally rolling into a big, long week what I meant. No, it was good. Good. Finally rolling into a big long week, of course. Oh, don't bring it up, Kim.

Don't bring it up again. Sorry. Give us your birthday, Kim, and get out of here. All right. 24th of July, 1991. All right, Kim, you were 16 in 2007. And on your 16th birthday, this had the number one hit. I hope you know. I hope you know. 2007. And on your 16th birthday, this had the number one hit.

Banger. Watch out, Jack Harlow will be coming for this next. Yep. Kim, this is a great birthday banger. And can I say, when we did birthday banger live in Christchurch, this won. This was the ultimate birthday banger. Oh, it must be a sign. Must be a sign. Could be a sign. Okay, wait there. We'll do ultimate birthday banger. Oh, it must be a sign. Must be a sign.

Could be a sign. Okay, wait there. We'll do a birthday banger for Paul. Kia ora, Paul. Hello, Paul. Hiya. How was your weekend, mate? Yeah, not too bad.

What are you up to? You're doing a flat pack, Paul? I'm closing my van door. That's right. Oh, right. What's he doing? Closing his van door. Oh, nice.

Yeah, I just got home from work, so. Oh, well, let's get you inside quick. What's he doing? Closing his van door. Oh, nice. Yeah, I just got home from work, so. Oh, well, let's get you inside quick. What's your birthday? 17th of August, 1980. All right, Paul, you were 16 in 1996. And on the 17th of August in 96, this reached the top of the chart. Here we go, Paul.

Now, Paul, be honest with us. You've just arrived home. If this song wins Birthday Banger, how likely are you to put ZM on inside the house? Quite likely. Yes, Paul. All right, good. See, I like a man who knows good music,

and the Macarena is a classic. That's a Grammy Award winning song. It is. Phil's here. G'day, Phil. Hi, classic. That's a Grammy Award winning song. It is. Phil's here. G'day, Phil. Hi, Phil. Oh, kia ora, guys. Kia ora.

Phil, how was your weekend, mate? I was listening to you talk earlier about doing bad things the night before and having a big day the next day. Yeah. I went to my brother's place on Saturday night to try a single bottle of wine. It turned into three. He attempted to open a fourth, and I spent all day on Sunday just pitting myself in the garden. It turned into three. He attempted to open a fourth and I spent all day on Sunday just pitting myself in the garden. This afternoon's show... Yeah, but Phil,

there was definitely multiple people there drinking those wine bottles, wasn't there, Phil? Yeah. This show's becoming an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting today, isn't it? It feels like I've got a confession, guys. We love Phil. We do not endorse Phil's behaviour. Phil, give us your birthday.

What is it? 19th of May, 1982. All right, Phil. You were 16 in 1998. And on the 19th of May in 98, this had a number one banger. We were just talking about her, Brie. Remember last week we played Daniel Johns in Silverchair? That's right.

And he was married to Natalie Imbruglia, who sings this song, Torn. Yeah. You a Natalie Imbruglia fan, Phil? Not recently, no. No. No, she hasn't really pumped out the hits recently, but that's okay. Wait there. Classic.

Tough decision, but it's Fergie. It's the Macarena for me, baby. No, Pazoff, you're not choosing the Macarena over Fergie. We're going the Macarena. Are you serious? That's my pick. Alright, alright, alright. Well, we're going to split vote then. Come on stage. Producer Anastasia. Oh, she's going to go Fergie. You have one choice. You can choose between

Fergie, Los Lobos, and Natalie Imbruglia. Who's it going to be? I don't know how to say it, but Los Lobos, and Natalie Imbruglia. Who's it going to be? I don't know how to say it, but Los Lobos. Are you picking the Macarena? Yeah, is that right? Yeah.

Party Monday. Actually, it's Los Del Rio. How could I get that wrong? Oh, this is good stuff for a Monday. I hope you're a boogie and a cutter. Oh, thank you, Anastasia. Love you. Paul, get back in the van, man.

Get back in the van. Quick, Paul. Turn it up,ter. Oh, thank you, Anastasia. Love you. Paul, get back in the van, man. Get back in the van. Quick, Paul. Turn it up, mate. Yeah, mate. You've just won birthday bag. Congratulations. Let's go. I challenge you, if you're in a traffic light right now and you're safely stationary.

I like that idea. Do the Macarena and then look at the car next to you. See if they're doing the Macarena as well. And you will connect. Yeah. Bree and Clint. Are you keeping up with the Johnny Depp, Amber Heard trial at the moment? I see bits and pieces, but there is so much that is coming out from that story.

Yeah, TikTok seems to capture the weirder moments quite well. It's streaming live on American television. Is it? So Americans are watching this thing in real time. Like a part of me feels like it's kind of wrong. In what way? Like to put that trial on show for everyone and, you know, air these people's dirty law.

I know they're in the public eye and I know they're, you know, celebrities. Yes. But I feel like it's not really fair. No, it's also a loophole in the American justice system where it has to be public, this stuff. So TV networks over there take it to the extreme and they go, well, it has to be public. I'm allowed to put a camera in here. Yeah, like it's different, like someone being able to Google something and if they want

to go and, you know, read something about it. But these are huge movie stars as well. People are interested. Yeah. And a lot of it's really boring, the trial. A lot of it is just court stuff and like boring procedure that has to happen. But every now and

then, little bits of weird stuff come out. And the poo in the bed for me is going to be the defining factor of this trial. Who's going to win out of this is when they finally determine who did the human poo in the bed. Because what was really the backstory, so to speak,

of the poo in the bed? The backstory of the poo in the bed is Amber Heard did a poo in the bed for Johnny Depp to find. Right. And then at the original court trial in the UK a few years ago, she claimed that it was dog poo. Right. Photos of the poo have been analysed,

and it's been determined that, no, it's not dog poo. It's human poo. And can they trace it back to her specifically? I don't know. I don't know if anyone tagged and bagged the poo at the time. Right. Because they need to DNA test this stuff. But that's right.

They're trying to now determine they're going to go, is it Amber Heard's poo? Is that her poo? They're now interviewing the driver who picked Amber up from the apartment and took her to Coachella on the day of the poo. Right. On the day of. On the day of the poo in question.

And they've now grilled the driver about the poo. Have a listen to this. Did you have any discussions with Ms. Heard on the way to Coachella that evening? We had a conversation pertaining to the surprise she left in the boss's bed prior to leaving the apartment. And when you refer to the surprise in the boss's bed, what are you referring to? The defecation. And what did Ms. Hurd say about the defecation in Mr. Depp's bed? A horrible practical joke gone wrong.

A horrible practical joke gone wrong. Who is this guy? He's the driver of the car. He's Johnny Depp's bodyguard and driver. Do you reckon Amber Heard would be saying these things to them though? Hey, guess what? Hey, guess what, Paul? I just did the best practical joke on Johnny.

I went into his room and I did a dump on his pillow. Like, I just can't see it. You want to see a photo of it? And he's like, yes, can I get a copy of that photo? And she's like, sure. And then he's to play it to the court. I don't know, but that's a real thing that happened in the Johnny Depp trial. Isn't that wild?

It's going to come down to the poo, everybody. ZM's Brand Clint. On Insta, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from 3 on ZM Feed by KFC Get the full menu delivered to your door with the KFC app Play ZM