ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 2nd May 2023

Episode Date: May 2, 2023

Bad news delivered over inappropriate means Jesse McCartney's Bleeding Love Flatmate stole a very personal item Sexy orchestra news See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Hi everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint Podcast. Claudia, are we allowed to talk about your secret birthday party on the podcast? It's a secret. Why is it a secret? Because I don't want to invite everyone. Yeah, that's the thing about birthday parties, eh? You know what? I just think it's your birthday.

Invite the people you really want to invite. Same with any party. Invite the people you really want to invite. Same with any party. Invite the people who you want to invite and if people get butt hurt over it, well, there's a reason why you didn't invite them in the first place. But it's really awkward because Ella's not invited. I was going to make that joke about you, Clint. I was going to make that joke about Bree. Well,

well, well. The obvious jokes are the best jokes. But yes, you can talk about it. Are you nervous about turning 30? I feel like I've spent so long being like, oh my God. And now I'm like, eh, it's about to happen. It's fine. Thought about it for so long that it's like.

Brie turned 30 more recently than me. But my take on it is, it's really not that big a deal. I freaked out when I turned 19. So I think 30 is like, you know, I've had my freak out. I think 30 is quite good. I think it's a bigger deal for women. Oh, that's a good point. Way more pressure.

Oh, no, I'm on the decline. No, well, I mean, if we want to get serious, yeah. I feel like women, when you turn 30, there's like, it's almost like there's extra pressure that amounts on your shoulders. Yeah. And your body clock's ticking and people start asking you, are you thinking about having kids? Are you doing this?

Not you though, Claude. Not you though. You'll be fine. Yeah, I'm different. Yeah, yeah. No, I'm just saying. No, not you. You won't feel that.

No. When are you thinking about having kids soon? See what I mean? It just happens. I get that question so much. I'm like, I have a a child what do you mean it is such a rude question i don't ask people that it's such a bad question to ask people anyone is there a way to ask that question that's not rude like nah it is not i don't think so just because

i think there's so much that goes into it you don't know what someone's going through or maybe they have been trying and then that's like, you know, triggering for them or they don't want to talk about that or there's just so much that goes into that and I think it's just a question. I reckon you can ask close friends. Why do you have to know? No, yeah, you're right.

It's not your business. I mean, unless it's your really close friends. Yeah, because I am interested to know what my friend's situation is. If it's your really close friend and you have that relationship, then maybe. But like... I guess you have to put it in the really personal category then. I think it's a really personal question.

Like, and you just don't really know. What else is in that category? How many... How much money you earn? Oh, yeah. I was about to ask you guys. How much? That's a real... How much? Are you a real How much? Are you having kids soon? Me?

Yeah No Ella yeah Yeah I want some How many partners you've had? Yeah that's real personal That's real personal Oh yeah And none of your business Yeah and

Unless you're really good friends In which case it's just good chat Well yeah Yeah yeah yeah If you have that relationship But yeah Most of the time None of people's business

What else? What else is in that category? What about politics? Is that a bit personal? Who are you voting for? Yeah. Yeah, it is. It is.

Very taboo question to ask. Interesting. Well, mainly for the generations above us. They are, like, even more. It was taboo for them. And it's just so polarizing now that you shouldn't ask that question unless, one, you want to potentially start an argument, or two, what was two going to be?

If you're open-minded and whatever answer they have isn't going to, you know. That's it. You're willing to accept somebody else's. Opinions. Yeah, opinions and views. Which so few people are these days. Yeah. It can open a whole can of worms if they're well normally if you're asking the question you're probably not going to

be like that you know there's a reason why you're asking um what else is real personal that you shouldn't ask people they say they say at dinner that um they're at a dinner party that sex politics and religion are off the table Boring. Yeah I know boring What else is there to talk about? Yeah boring. But that's what they say Not at a close friend's dinner party No no no no no. You should hear my friends Crikey. Oh jeez

Yeah the stuff that me and my friends talk about. Shocking Yeah. That's all the conversation I have for my birthday. What else am I going to do? Claudia's got conversation starter cards. It's like, how many people have you slept with? What's your number? Did you vote for Trump?

A personal question you should not ask. Have you ever done anal? Oh, my God, Bree. See? Made you uncomfortable. Where did that come from? I'm just saying. We were putting questions on the table that you shouldn't ask.

Hey, Bree, that makes me uncomfortable. No, Claudia, don't say it again. Oh, you should have followed through with that, Claude. Do it, do it. Never follow through in that situation. Oh, guys, so far. Oh, Clint. Have you?

All right, okay. We'll talk about this later. Yes, Ella. Yeah. Hey, have you? But have you not? But seriously, Ella. Yeah. Hey, have you... But have you done? But seriously, yeah. Favourite fruit?

Have you ever... Have you ever... Clint, have you ever taken the dirt road? From which end? Um... How do you clean it? Alright.

Okay. A douche. Alright, alright. We're getting out of here, everybody. Enjoy the podcast. Bye. Bye.

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Is it? Yeah. Fried egg. You don't like fried eggs? I love fried eggs. Fried egg on noodles? Fried egg on toast? That's the first thing that came to mind is fried egg on noodles.

My brain's like a fried egg today. Yeah. Because I was thinking of the cover of the me goring noodles. I like all types of eggs. Fried, scrambled, poached, hard boiled. Fertilised. Fertilised.

Or confit. What's confit? I don't know. Where it's cooked in like hot oil or something. Is that what it is? I don't know. Scotch?

Like a scotch egg? Scotch egg. Do you? Yeah. Scotch egg. My wife'sch? Like a scotch egg? Scotch egg. Do you? Yeah. Scotch egg. Scotch egg. My wife's worst nightmare is a scotch egg. Really, really creeps her out the idea of a scotch egg.

Don't mind a scotch egg. But it's hard to get right. Hard to get that runny centre. Runny centre but also cooked meat. Yeah. Around the outside of a scotch egg. Weird, eh? I saw a recipe for an air fryer pudding.

What are those puddings? Yorkshire pudding? Oh, yeah? Yeah. You just put it in the air fryer. How good. How good. You know how they do a turducken, which is a...

A turkey inside a chicken or a chicken inside a turkey? No, it's a turkey duck chicken. It's a chicken inside a duck inside a turkey. Turducken. Yeah, yeah. You go one step further and put an egg inside the chicken. It's a chicken inside a duck inside a turkey. Turducken. Yeah, yeah. You go one step further and put an egg inside the chicken. And what's that called? Turduckie.

I don't know. Turducken. Turducken egg. We'll workshop it. Yeah, we'll workshop it. Yeah. We'll cook one too and we'll eat it and let you know what it's like. Ew, can I say, well, first of all, turducken.

Ew. Who came up with that idea? Ew. Turducken. Yeah. Ew. Just pick one. Some people came up with the Big Mac with four patties in it.

Too much. Too much. Hey, let's get ripping on this show. We've got $300 in a fussy cat prize. Pack up for grabs at four o'clock today. That's going to be really easy to win. All you've got to do is call through and complete the sentence. Get that fussy cat feeling.

Feeling is the word you want, so that's going to happen at 4 o'clock. But right now we'll kick off the show with $50 up for grabs, thanks to KFC, with Tradie versus Lady. Bree and Clint. Time for Tradie versus Lady. Bree and Clint. Tradie versus Lady. Score update for you guys for the year The ladies are two in front on 36

Plays the tradies 34 wins Does it feel like we've played this game 70 times this year? Feels like more Does it? Yeah maybe Yeah 70 something times doesn't feel that many Out of 360

Oh would you put it that way? Yeah but we're not doing 360 We're not doing them on the weekends. Let's go to our lady first. She's calling in from Tarmacumacodo. She is 36 years old and she sung a solo at a Suzanne Prentiss show when she was a kid. Welcome to the show, Gabby. G'day, Gabby. Who had better pitch, you or Suzanne? Oh, definitely Suzanne. I don't know what I was doing.

You know, I did the exact same thing, Gabby. I got to sing a solo with Suzanne Prentice. It was like a rite of passage. Where was that, in Rotorua? Yeah, mine was in Rotorua. Where was yours? Rotorua. And you were 36, and I'm 36.

Oh, my gosh. Was it the I'm a Broken Bottle song? No, it was Don't Rubbish the Children. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, no. Mine the I'm a Broken Bottle song? No, it was Don't Rubbish the Children. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, no. Mine was I'm a Broken Bottle. I wonder if we did the same Suzanne Prentice show together. She's cheating on the both of you.

Neither of you are special. Feels like it, eh? Come on now. I'm going to take somewhere around in the country. You'll take on our training today. He's 26 from Hamilton, and he moved to Columbia when he was 15. Oh, he moved here from Columbia. Welcome to the show, David.

G'day, David. Hey, guys. How are you? Good, thanks. Whereabouts in New Zealand do you live now? Hamilton. Duh. It says it up there.

How's it going from Columbia to Hamilton? That'd be a culture shock, wouldn't it? What's the biggest differences? Oh, being able to walk around freely without being nervous of getting robbed or anything like that. I love that. That's a great difference, I think. I love that. Okay, David, your buzzer is tradie.

Gabby, yours is lady. First to three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash from KFC. Good luck. All right, guys, here we go. Question number one. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Nothing feels bad on me. Gabby. Ladies. Yes, Gabby. Question number one. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Ladies.

Yes, Gabby. Charlotte. Nice work, Gabby. Well done. You're on fire. Nice work. One to the ladies. Question number two. Which of these is...

How good would it have been if it was a Suzanne Prentice song? Would have been good. Would have been. Not in the system, unfortunately. No, we don't have many of her tracks. Question number two. Which of these is the only undefeated super rugby team in the 2023 season? The Blues, the Chiefs or the Crusaders? Treaty.

Yes, David. The Chiefs. Yeah, well done. It is the Chiefs. Nice work. It's your team in Hamilton, David. Yep, that was a guess. We are one apiece. Question number three.

What city is the Met Gala being held in today? New York, Los Angeles or Las Vegas? Ladies. Yes, Gabby. New York. It is New York. Nice work. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number four. When is Mother's Day?

Tradie. Yes, David. Sunday. Can't accept Sunday, unfortunately. Gabby? I don't know. May sometimes. I'm going to say the A. I've got no idea.

I'm a mum, so I have no idea. You're poor mothers, okay? It's May 14th, next Sunday. Next Sunday. Father's Day? Sunday. Oh, Mother's Day. Yeah. Got it. Question number five. Still two to the ladies, one Sunday. Next Sunday. Father's Day? Sunday. Oh, Mother's Day. Yeah.

Got it. Question number five. Still two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Who made the saying, I'll be back, famous? Lady. Yes, Gabby, just in. The Terminator or Arnold Schwarzenegger? That's correct.

And that is the win. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh. She's a lady. Good try David, but the champion today is Gabby. We've got 50 bucks coming your way thanks to KFC. Congratulations. Awesome, thank you. Hey, head up Suzanne, let's do

a reunion concert. You meet her. Yeah. It's so weird. Do you hear Gabby? She's like ha, ha, ha, ha. No. Have you seen the story that's doing the rounds about media mogul

Rupert Murdoch? Very wealthy man. Very wealthy man. Runs Fox News? Yeah. He kind of runs the world's news. He owns a crazy amount of newspapers and radio stations and TV channels. He's the guy that Succession is based on.

Exactly. Incredibly wealthy. And a lot of, quite a few stories. There was that movie that came out which he was kind of, like some of the storyline was around him because it was about all that injustice in the Fox News workplace and all that kind of stuff. He's Australian.

Yeah. Yeah. I know. He's one of you guys. Yeah. Well, we don't want him. But anyway, there's a story during the rounds about him at the moment because apparently he got married back in 2016 to a woman named Jerry Hall

and I believe he was nearly 85 at the time. Anyway, they got married back in 2016. They were married for six years but apparently stuff was fine. There was no problems within the marriage according to her until she received an email an email from him pretty much saying we're getting divorced. What? He broke up with her on an email? Yes. His wife? Yes. Is that not the most outrageous thing ever? It's the cruelest thing ever. So apparently

she was going somewhere and she hadn't checked her phone and then anyway she pulls up this email and it pretty much said in no uncertain terms that the relationship was over. This is what it said apparently. Jerry, sadly I've decided to call an end to our marriage We have certainly had some good times But I have much to do

My New York lawyer will be contacting yours immediately I have much to do He sounds like Bilbo sitting off on another quest How much does he have to do? He's 91 Yeah Ruthless Rude How much does he have to do? He's 91. Yeah. Ruthless.

Rude. I feel uncomfortable anytime I have to email my wife about anything because email is such a- Such a formal, like, medium. It's so, like, so worky. I hate- It's so professional. If I can avoid emailing her, I will. I feel like I hate-

You know what I hate about emails? That you have to always be like, hi, person's name, then all the text and then regards or whatever you want to sign it off. Sincerely. People must think I'm so unprofessional because I never do that and I just reply like I'm texting and I'll just reply with my answer. Yeah, and then later bowl at the end of it. Cheers, bowl. I thought we

could ask, because I mean, that is ruthless. After a six year marriage, getting an email saying, it's over. On an email. Yeah, on an email. This is nearly as bad as when Carrie Bradshaw on Sex and the City got broken up with on a post-it

note. Did she? Yeah. That was pretty brutal. By Big or by Aiden? Berger. Oh shitit note. Did she? Yeah. That was pretty brutal. By Big or by Aiden? Berger. Oh, shit. There's another one? Yeah. I thought I was up to date.

There's multiple. There's multiple. I thought we could ask people, what was the bad news that you received over an inappropriate medium? I found out my nan, rest in peace, had died because my cousin did a Facebook post. Oh, see, that's not cool. I was just like, not cool, man.

Not cool, man. Not cool. The whole family needs to find out before you start posting bloody tributes. Yeah. You know? Give it a day. Bree and Clint. We're asking, what was the bad news that you received over inappropriate means? Rudy's called through.

Hey, Rudy. Hi, Rudy. Hey, guys. How are you? We're good. Thank you. How'd your long-term girlfriend break up with you, Rudy? Via fax.

No, you're joking me. I was joking when I said fax machine before. You got broken up with over a fax. Yeah, and I was texting you when you said that, and I thought, oh, my God, you're not going to believe me yet. Late 90s, long-term girlfriend sent me a fax. Yeah, and I was texting you when you said that, and I thought, oh my God, you're not going to believe me yet. Late 90s, long-term girlfriend sent me a fax to the hotel I was working at saying, look, this is not working for me. And there's not even a way to respond to a fax, is there?

No, no. What an a-hole. You'd have to dial in her number and write it out on paper and fax it back. That's a shocker. I was tempted. Yeah. Oh my God. That is wild to me shocker. I was tempted. Yeah. Oh, my God. That is wild to me, Rudy.

I can't believe that. This is so ancient. Can I just check with Ella, our resident Gen Z on this topic? Ella, do you know what a fax machine is? Like if I was to say, like Rudy who's got broken up by fax, do you know what it is? Yeah, I know what it is, but I wouldn't know how to like use it. Maybe push some buttons.

I wouldn't know how to use it either, to be honest. Maybe push some buttons. But Rudy's girlfriend, she knew. She knew. She knew. Anonymous has called through. Hey, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous.

Hi, how are you? Tell us, Anonymous, what was the bad news that you got over inappropriate means? Well, it wasn't bad news, but way back in 2008 when Facebook was super new, my friend announced the birth of my first child. You're joking. She announced your baby? Yeah, my baby. How annoyed were you, Anonymous? Well, I wondered why I was suddenly getting congratulations texts

from people I hadn't told. And I was like, how do these people know? She cut your lunch. You're like, I had to push this goddamn thing out. This is my news to share. That's such a faux pas. Well, in those days, like I said, Facebook, 2008, it was kind of new. So, like, there's a lot more social media around now.

There's, like, some kind of rules. But in those days, it was... A free social media around now. There's like, some kind of rules, but in those days it was, you know. A free for all. Yeah, you're right, you're right.

We've got social media etiquette now, but it's, it's, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'm still like,

my daughter's going to be 15 this year and I'm still a little bit bitter about it. Really? You're still not over it? No. So next time

when I had my other child, I announced it real quick Smart on Facebook Which is ridiculous You're like I got it first And you blocked your friend who shared the news the first time Anonymous is like I did the pushing I'll do the announcing

I want the likes What about this ruthless text Someone said I got a note left On the kitchen bench by my ex-husband After 18 years together and two children under six. What a douche. Oh, my God. Wow, that is ruthless.

Same thing here. One of my besties was dumped by her live-in partner by a message scribbled on the phone bill on the bench. What? How do people think that's okay? Over the phone at work, it was my husband telling me he was having an affair. While you're at work.

You don't do that. While you're at work. You don't do that to someone. That's horrible. Alyssa's called up. Hey, Alyssa. Hi, Alyssa. Hello.

How were you told the bad news? So I was sent a Snapchat while I was landing in Bangkok on a plane. Okay. Wait, and what did the Snapchat say? Basically, I was being dumped. No. Was it a photo? No, no, it was just a message.

He'd just finished work and was pretty much like, hey, so I've been thinking, I think, you know, if you want to see other people. What, when you'd just gone on holiday? Were you on holiday? Yeah, I was just going on holiday. Like I was landing in Bangkok. And where was he at the time? He was at home in New Zealand. Right. So while you were out of the country he wanted to be single. He wanted to have his cake and eat it too. Basically, yeah.

As soon as I was on that plane, he was like, I'm single. Did it make for a good holiday for you while you were over there or were you busy crying in your hotel the whole time? No, I had a great time. I was on a Kentucky and I just got drunk. Yeah, well, good. Yeah, so listen, good place to be when you just get dumped. Yeah, why not? Well, you're not alone. There are so many bad stories about this, good. Yes, Alyssa. Good. Good place to be when you just get dumped. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Why not? Well, you're not alone. There are so many bad stories about this, honestly. In high school, my ex came to my house and gave me a letter, then left. My mum still has the letter and reads it out often and laughs. Oh, that's so ruthless. Oh. It's so bad.

Bree and Clint. Every now and then we come across these unreleased demos of really popular songs that got recorded by other artists. Before they ended up with the artist you know that sings them, they were recorded by somebody else. Yeah, because there's people that write great songs and then they shop them around to different artists. Like Kelly Clarkson's Breakaway, except it was Avril Lavigne.

Or Lady Gaga's Telephone, but it was Britney Spears. That one's actually really hard to tell that it's Britney, eh? You can tell where she goes, I don't want to talk anymore. Yeah, yeah. It sounds like Britney. Well, I've got another one, and this one concerns Jesse McCartney. Banger. Do you reckon the whole Justin Bieber thing

kind of ended Jesse McCartney's career a bit prematurely? Do you think he got as big as he was meant to get, Jesse McCartney? I don't know. I don't really know what happened there. No, neither. This was a huge hit. Yeah. Did you know that this song by Leona Lewis was originally meant to be Jesse McCartney's. So, Leona Lewis,

when she won the X Factor first season, UK, this was the song that was given to her as the winner. Yeah, Simon Cowell picked it. Yeah, so wait, Jesse McCartney recorded it too.

He did. The song is written by Ryan Tedder from One Direction. Okay. And they wrote it for Jesse McCartney and they're like, yeah, he'll be great. And then something happened and someone's like, hmm, I don't

think it's right. They said no. They passed on it. I don't know if Jesse's team passed or if as the songwriter you get to listen to it and go, that's not right. That's not how I pictured it sounding. Do you reckon? Maybe. Do you reckon if you're Ryan Tedder you get to go

no, he doesn't sing the song the way that I imagined or do you just sell it on and it's gone? I'd love to know how it works. I have no idea but it'd be interesting to know. Sorry, the producers have just reminded me that Ryan Tedder was from One Republic not One Direction. Did you say One Direction? I didn't say One Direction, did I?

You absolutely did. It's because I'll be talking about Simon Cowell so I'm thinking about One Direction. You're obsessed with One Direction, did I? You absolutely did. It's because I've been talking about Simon Cowell, so I'm thinking about One Direction. You're obsessed with One Direction. That too, yeah. Not every male artist was in One Direction. Do you know that? Most of them were.

Anyway, do you want to hear Jesse McCartney's Bleeding Love? Yeah, go on. So you know Leona Lewis. You've likely never heard the Jesse McCartney version because it's never been released. I don't care what they say I'm in love with you They try to throw me away

They don't know the truth My heart's crippled by the vein And I keep on closing You cut me open and now I keep bleeding Sounds so different. Yeah, I reckon they would have made the music in the background sound better. Eventually, like this is demo mode. But he doesn't have the pipes of Leona Lewis, does he?

Leona Lewis really, I could feel her pain when she's singing it. And I think that's what made it so popular. Hang on, hang on. Hang on. It's quite buzzy how it is literally the exact same song. Yeah. There you go. I'd love to hear him hit that massive note That's in the song Oh yeah

Hear the one Yeah yeah yeah It's huge Is it here Nah Nah I'll bring back Jesse McCartney

We're asking you This afternoon How far did your pet Walk for We just talked about A dog who walks 67 k's over 27 days to get home to his old owner. Bree's

mum's cat who went 40 minutes by car. Yeah, well we don't know if he went by car. No, but the distance is 40 minutes by car. He turned up 40 minutes in the next town over, yeah. And that's not at cat speed, that's at car speed. Yeah. So we want to know how far did yours go?

Chandra's here. Hi, Chandra. Hi, Chandra. Hi. How are you doing, guys? Good, thanks. What type of animal are we talking about first? I've got a cat, 11-year-old.

11-year-old cat. Okay. And how far did your cat go? He went 5.5 kilometers over two and a half months. That's pretty far for a cat. It's quite far. How'd you find him? I posted a lot of stuff over Facebook

and somebody sent me a message saying, I think this is your cat with a photo in it. Do you reckon the cat just got lost and he ended up getting further and further and further away? No, he was making his way back to me. Aww. Where were you? I had to move from an ex-partner blah blah blah. Oh, and you didn't get a chance to take the cat with you?

He couldn't come with me because where I stayed temporarily they couldn't have a cat there. That's so cute, Chandra. Yeah, he's awesome. Now he's happy at home again. Oh, good. See, that is quite incredible. I like that. That the cat was out there looking for you. Yeah. That's amazing.

Nicole's here. Hi, Nicole. Hi, Nicole. Hi. What sort of animal are we talking about here that's travelled a long distance? So we've got a cat that went from Auckland all the way to Survianga, and it turns out that he hitched a ride under my sister's vehicle. It was up inside the car.

It was underneath the car, yeah. So he went from Auckland to Hamilton and then Hamilton to Fidianga. You're kidding me. Yeah, crazy, right? So he made their local newspaper and it was all over their Facebook pages and everything like that. A month into it, we pretty much got a call to say that someone found his collar. And then, yeah, it turns out he was in fitting, and we found him probably about after two months.

He was a stowaway. Yeah. Yep, he's a stowaway, but he's now an indoor cat. Sounds like the cat just wanted some time in the Coromandel, to be honest. Yeah, needed a holiday. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, thank God that cat's okay. Underneath the car, that could have gone so badly.

Someone just texted through and said, you're kitten me. Nicole, you're kitten me. I like it. Ellie's here. Hi, Ellie. Hi, Ellie. Hi. What type of animal are we talking about, Ellie?

A dog. Okay. Okay. Okay, interesting. And how far did the dog travel? About 15 to 20 kilometres over the space of about two to three hours. That's a half marathon. Yeah. In two to three hours?

Yeah. I couldn't travel that far in two to three hours. Dogs are pretty fit. Yeah. That's unreal. Yeah, my dad used to walk every Thursday with her to his friend's house. And you cross a motorway and everything.

And then I was house-sitting and they went away. And she basically just went looking for him. She did the walk. She knew the walk, so she just did the walk. Wait a second. Are you telling me your dad used to walk 20 kilometres every Thursday? Yeah, about that. That's impressive.

And back. No, he would walk to have some drinks, so he would make it his exercise for the week. Oh, and then get a taxi home. Yeah. That's impressive. Or get picked up. Wait, he would have put the dog in the taxi. Oh, I'd get picked up. I don't know who I'm more impressed with, the dog or your dad. Or get picked up or something. Wait, they would have put the dog in the taxi.

Oh, I'd get picked up. I don't know who I'm more impressed with, the dog or your dad. Or the dad. Yeah. And no, he's pretty good. It's a good way to earn the beers. 20k walk and then you'd be... How does a dog remember the way that you go?

Do you reckon the dog can smell the dad on the footpath? No, you know what it is? You know what dogs do? They wee everywhere to mark their territory and it's like Hansel and Gretel but instead of leaving crumbs they just piss everywhere. It's like you, Ryan, Hansel and Gretel. Fascinating. Amazing. Bad house

sitting, Ellie. Can I just say that from you? I wasn't there. No, I know you weren't there. That's how the dog got out. Yeah, so real good but it was a real panic. Yeah, I'll bet. It was about three hours later that our family friend rang and said, are you missing a dog? And you're like, oh, my God, please don't tell my dad. Please don't tell my dad.

Please don't tell my dad. Pretty much. I can't believe the dog made it all the way there. That's wild. Bree and Clint. It's time for the later. From iHeartRadio, this is the latest live from L.A. with Dee McCarthy. It's all about the Met Gala today.

Somebody who has been invited to the Met Gala has spoken out about the lack of food available, Dean. She has. Lizzo has gone on Instagram Live and talked about what they can expect the guests, the VIP celebrity guests of the Met Gala. Now, here's what she said. She said that there's like no food and you have to line up to get a drink and there's not even good drinks.

She said, where's the tequila? Where's the tequila, Anna Wintour? Like, let me just say the same for you. The Met Gala, right, it is 600 people. Anna Wintour, the editor of Vogue, she hand-picks the list. She has to approve every single person on the list. So if she doesn't know you or know of you, you're not getting on. She handpicks them.

It's so huge. Right now, as we speak, all the stars are there. Rihanna arrived late, much like her album. Yeah, where is this album? Where is it? She certainly wasn't in the recording studio, was she, Brie? But look, some of the looks, you've got to go online. I need you to go and look because Kim Kardashian looks so amazing.

I think she's probably one of my favourite looks of the night. Kendall Jenner, like, body, just gave it body. It's just some really great looks this year, I think. Rihanna looked incredible. She had extra time because she was extra time to get ready. She had extra time because she wasn't working on the album, Dean. What?

She bought a hand-stitched dress because she had plenty of time for doing that. She crocheted that thing. She could have. She may as well have with her toes. Yeah. But Pete Davidson turned up. He's there so I don't know how the Pete Davidson, Kim Kardashian run in will be

when she looks so good. It might be one of the best she's ever looked. There's a good pregnant lady club as well at the Met Gala this year. Rhianna's there. She's pregnant. Serena Williams showed up and revealed her baby bump.

She's pregnant again. And Karlie Kloss, the supermodel, pregnant as well. So they can go to the non-alcoholics drinks. They'll have to line. There'll be no line at that one. No, they probably will be. They'll have to line up at their seats where you can sit down. There'll be no queue at the non-alcoholics. Did you guys see Lil Nas X?

Oh, was he like in a silver body dip? His outfit was outrageous and I'm here for it. All the pictures are up at Zedium online. They're on the Zedium Instagram as well if you want to check them out. That's the latest on the Met Gala with our Hollywood correspondent Dean McCarthy.

Time for a birthday banger. Here we go. birthday banger. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Here we go, birthday banger time. We do this at the same time every day. You guys call us up, tell us what your birthday is, and we tell you what was the number one song on your 16th birthday. Let's start with our friend Debra. Kia ora, Deb.

G'day, Deb. Hello. How's your day been, mate? Oh, you know, can't complain. can't complain. One's at work, one's at gym, so it's all good. Lovely to hear. Deb, what's your birthday? 14th of January, 1985. All right, that means you were 16 in 2001. And let me take you back to your 16th birthday, because this would have been number one. Vintage J-Lo. Love don't cost a thing.

Are you into it, Deb? I am. I'm a big J-Lo, Beyonce. Yeah. I mean, hard not to like J-Lo. This is peak J-Lo, too. Well, there's been a lot of J-Lo peaks, but this is green dress, very low cut green dress era J-Lo. Versace?

Yeah. Versace. Love it. Okay, wait there. Let's do a birthday banger for Jo. Kia ora, Jo. G'day, Jo. Hi, how are you?

Good, mate. How's your day been? Busy. Busy? Are you's your day been? Busy. Busy? Are you on your way home now? Yeah, I've got my daughter with me and she's so excited that we got through. Oh, amazing. What's your daughter's name?

Shiloh. Hi, Shiloh. Shiloh. What a cool name, Shiloh. Hi. That's your mum's birthday banger. What's your date of birth, Jo? 29th of January, 1979.

Right, Jo. That means you were 16 in 1995. And let's see if your daughter, Shiloh, knows this one. In your head, in your head, zombie. Oh, it's a banger from the Cranberry Zombie. This is such a cool song, but I highly doubt Shiloh knows this, Jo. I know she does. She does. Amazing. Damn, cool kid.

Shiloh knows her music. Do you like it, Jo? Yeah, I love it. Such a good one. Okay, wait there. We're going to do one more birthday banger for Antonio. Hey, Antonio. G'day, how's it going, mate? Good, thanks. Antonio, cool name.

Thank you. Banderas. I like it. Hey, Antonio, what was your birthday? March the 12th, 2003. Alright, that means you were 16. Not that long ago, Antonio, in 2019. And this is your birthday banger. I'm a sucker for all these subliminal things. No one Antonio, in 2019, and this is your birthday bang. Joe Bro's big comeback song. Do you like the Jonas Brothers, Antonio? Oh, yeah, they're awesome.

Yeah, good man. He knows his stuff. I reckon Antonio's lying. Yeah, no. I reckon he's being completely genuine. Isn't that right, Antonio? Oh, yeah, 100%. Antonio loves the Jonas Brothers. Okay, wait there.

Zombie, Cranberries, J-Lo, Love Don't Cost a Thing, Jonas Brothers, Sucker. I am vibing the J-Lo track this afternoon. Yeah, I'm voting J-Lo. We have played that Cranberries song before, and I absolutely love that track. Adore that song. But I think we're in a J-Lo mood. It's a throw'm voting J-Lo. We have played that Cranberry song before and I absolutely love that track. Adore that song. But I think we're in a J-Lo mood.

It's a throwback from J-Lo. And Debra, that means you've won. Woo-hoo! This one's for you. That's a J-Lo song. Yeah. This one's for you, Deb. Coming straight out of 2001,

it's your birthday banger on ZM, Brianne Clint. Brie and Clint. Look, if you have trust issues with your flatmates, this next story is probably going to just reinforce those insecurities. Like those people who put a little vivid mark on the shampoo so they know where it's down to. Who's doing that? Did you?

No, not me, not me, not me. You sure it wasn't you? No, not me. People who like. Are you sure the vivid mark wasn't from measuring something in the shower? Classic technique. Classic. And no, you just look a little scratch in the label

You know a lot about this Every boy knows a lot about it Then you come back later with the measuring tape And you measure the shampoo bottle Oh jeez Anyway, moving on It's not about that There's a woman who has posted online

About a story to do with her flatmate So here's the deal. She went away for a couple of nights or a week, I believe, to stay at her parents' house, which is not where she lives. Anyway, she returned home earlier than scheduled, not a lot earlier, but a little bit earlier. And she said that her roommate was quite surprised, like she felt like, you know.

She'd caught her off guard. Yeah, a little bit, but she didn't really know why. She didn't think much of it. Anyway, the next morning she goes to look in her bedside table drawer and discovers that her adult toy is missing. Right? No. So she has had some run-ins with this flatmate before,

not a lot, but where a skirt might go missing and then all of a sudden it magically returns or like some of her clothing. So she had this thought to be like, should I go check in my flatmate's room? To see if her adult pleasure device was in there. Yes. But then she thought, oh, okay.

Anyway, so I'll let her tell the rest of the story. This is where we pick it up. So she's now deliberating whether to go look in her flatmate's room to check for her adult toy. So I go into her room. I go to check for her adult toy so i go into her room i go to her bedside drawer i open it my vibrator is there i just don't believe it i'm like okay she must have the same brand the same color mine just must be misplaced like i just don't believe that anyone could ever do anything like that so one of my friends is like okay take

a picture of it go get eyeliner like put a dot on it so that if it gets returned there's no way she could say that there's two or something like that so i put a dot on it and take a picture i keep the door wide open so she knows when she comes home like no one's home so about 30 40 minutes passes i go up to my room i open the drawer it is there and it has the the dot it has the dot and so like i don't know what's happening. Disgusting. Disgusting? Disgusting. I would freak out at that point. Way too far. Wait. There's some stuff you just don't share.

And that thing is number one of things you don't share with people you're not in a relationship with. But also the person wasn't comfortable with you borrowing their skirt. Why would they be comfortable with you borrowing their thing? No one is comfortable with someone borrowing their thing. I guess she never thought she was going to get caught. But it's not even about getting caught. It's about having some goddamn self-respect. Well, my mind would go to if I was this woman,

I'd go, how long? How many times? And what else? How many times before? And what else has she borrowed? Oh, the toothbrush. Yep. The everything.

Oh. Oh. Oh. How clever of the friends to come up with the eyeliner trick. Yeah, I know. It's such a good idea, eh? Yeah. Someone just text through and said, my house got robbed and they stole my vibrators.

What are they going to do? Re-gift them to their partner? Well, they are expensive, aren't they? Yeah, but you're worth a new one. Imagine that's how they get caught because the cop catches up with them. They're like, we have reason to believe that you have some stolen property. I don't know what you're talking about, officer.

I have no idea. If you get given an unwrapped one for Mother's Day, you need to start asking some questions, okay? If you just get an unwrapped one in general, you know, just think about it. Let's play classic music stuff. Let's get classical. I put the cat's needs ahead of the entire family's well-being,

and I know that now. Yeah. It's okay. This is the game where Claudia gets songs that we all know and love, but she finds classical music versions of them. She doesn't tell us what they are, and together it's a race between Brie and I to try and figure out what that song is. We find it really hard

but people who have listened to the feature have said they go, how are you guys not getting it? I think it's the pressure. You reckon? Yeah, or we just don't have a musical ear. Claudia, is it the pressure? No, you make it look really hard.

It's so easy. Oh, it's easy. It's easy when you know what the songs are, Claudia. I think I've been kind this week. I think these are maybe some of the easiest ones. Okay. But I've said that before and you guys have proved me wrong. So. Well, can

anybody listening figure it out before us? Yeah, text it through as soon as you figure it out. I'll just close this. Yeah, close that. Text it to 9696. Okay, let's do it. So Buzz and with your name, if you think you know what it is, these are all songs that we have on the ZM playlist, so you should know them. Here's the first one.

Oh, Brie. It's Dua Lipa. If it's not Dua Lipa, tell her it's wrong now. It's Dua Lipa. If it's not Dua Lipa, tell her it's wrong now. It's Dua Lipa. Physical? No. Dua Lipa and Elton John.

Elton John. What do you want from me? What do you want from me? What do you want from me? What do you want from me? Is it I want from me? What do you want from me? Is it I-D-G-A-F or whatever that song is? No. Whatever you want from me, baby.

I stayed at home. Yeah, tell us. Because I was doing better alone. Okay, go, go, go. With the one that will... Break your heart. Break your heart. Break my heart. I got it first.

Oh, my God. One point to Brie. Yeah, all right, one point to Brie. Here you go, Here's another one This one I think Might be even easier Okay Even easier

That took us 15 minutes Well there's like A zillion Dua Lipa songs Isn't there Alright who's this Brie Sam Smith and Holly Yep

This actually has An orchestral vibe About it doesn't it? It does. I actually like this. It's like church choir. Do you want to hear a little bit more of the orchestra version? And that's why it's called Unholy,

because it sounds like a church choir. Oh, my God. I never thought of that. Can we have a bit more of the classical? Yep, you can. That's what Sam Smith uses for the acoustic version. Oh, imagine. That's what he plays when he's busking.

Okay, one more and I could take the win here. You could. Surely math works. Here you go. Alrighty, we go. Brie, Lady Gaga. Oh, Clint. Bad Romance.

Yes. Was it Bad Romance? I could not hear that. Oh, Gaga. Ooh, la la. I love this game. This is great. Don't forget it, though. Yeah, okay. I loved playing rugby, too You're pretty good at it, though.

Yeah, okay. I loved playing rugby, too. I was shit at that. I love doing stuff I'm bad at. Bree and Clint. Met Gala is the big celebrity event today. Did you know that the Met Gala is actually a fundraiser? That's why the event is held? Well, they haven't got the word out about that very much.

It's all about the fashion. Well, they haven't got the word out about that very much. It's all about the fashion. Well, kind of. The Met Gala exists to raise money for the Metropolitan Museum of Art's Costume Institute. So that's why it's all about the fashion, because they're raising money for the costume department at the... Very important charity. At the Met. It's for a museum.

Come on. A lot more important stuff. The Met. It's for a museum. Come on. A lot more important stuff. The Met Gala has taken place on the first Monday of May every year since 2005. The only thing that ruined it was 2020 when it got cancelled for COVID. COVID. And 2021 when it got moved to September because of COVID. Everybody knows that Vogue editor-in-chief Anna Wintour is in charge of the event. God, the power she wields.

Yeah. She is the person who the movie The Devil Wears Prada is based on. Yeah, and also 101 Dalmatians. That's what I heard. She's in charge of who gets invited to the Met Gala. And even if you are like uber famous, even if you are the biggest celebrity famous, even if you are the biggest celebrity, you've sold the most

singles in the last year, you have the hottest movie out. If Anna Wintour doesn't like you, you don't get to go to the Met Gala. Ruthless. Ruthless. It's like the super popular girl at your school and then she would always have the best parties. But if you weren't friends

with her or if she didn't know who you were. You have to suck up to her. Yeah. If you want to go. You wouldn't get invited. Real Mean Girls shit, isn't it? It is. But even if you do get invited, you still have to buy a ticket to go to the Mean Girls.

Yeah, so how much are these tickets? I heard they're like 100K. Oh, no, they're not 100K. Oh, now I've ruined it. Well, you're going to be pleasantly surprised, aren't you? It's going to be a bargain. How much is it? So you can't buy a ticket.

You can't buy a ticket. I can't buy a ticket. But once you get invited and Anna Wintour emails you and says, oh, I'd love to have you come to the Met Gala. I don't know if she's British. I think she's American. Who knows? We've never heard her speak, have we?

No, I think we have. No one's ever heard her speak. I think there's a whole doco about her. No, she's never. I think there's many, many. That's part of her mystique. She doesn't talk. I think there's many forms of a.

She just communicates via Blackberry. Yeah, that's it. Or mean looks. Vibes. Yeah. Vibes are off. Wait, producer Claudia, you've got something. Fun fact, she is British.

Is she? Carry on, Clint. Yes, suck it, you've got something. Fun fact, she is British. Is she? Carry on, Clint. Yes, suck it, Brie. Well, I've never heard her speak. There's nothing on file of her speak. She's British, but she's never spoken. It's a compromise. So you get invited, and then you have to buy the ticket.

Rudest invite ever. That's like me inviting you to my wedding and going, hey, come to my wedding. You're like, I'd love to. You've got to pay for it. It's $150. It's very expensive. So one Met Gala ticket, hey, come to my wedding. You're like, I'd love to. You got to pay for it. And I go, it's $150. It's very expensive. So one Met Gala ticket,

if you want to go along, if you're lucky enough to get invited, like Lorde did, like Taika Waititi did, $50,000 US. Technically $100,000. New Zealand. New Zealand.

So I was right. Do you think Taika showed up with his money in New Zealand dollars? Yeah, maybe. He's like, oh, sorry. Sorry, guys. My bad. Sorry. I didn't have time.

I've just flown in. Well, 50 do. New Zealand. A whole table costs 300 grand. And what usually happens is big brands buy a table. Verve, Clico will buy a table. What's a cool makeup brand? Rebel Sport. Rebel Sport will buy a table. Verve Clico will buy a table. What's a cool makeup brand? Rebel Sport.

Rebel Sport will buy a table. Too Cheap Cars will buy a table. Tina from Turner's. Will buy a table. She definitely has a table. Yeah, you know Tina. She fancy. And then they usually host their favourite celebrities at that table.

Yeah, right. Obviously, Rebel Sport will get Andrew Mulligan at their table. Yeah, absolutely. Two Cheap Cars will get you. Me? Yeah, I feel like I'd be a great ambassador for a secondhand car shop. I reckon you would. Yeah.

I think I'd kill it. Yeah. And then we could dress you up as a car as you head to the Met Gala. If you want to see some of the best outfits, or just the outfits really, you can judge them. Go to our Instagram account, ZM Online, and see what the fashion of the 2023 Met Gala has been like. $50,000 and Lizzo said they didn't even feed him. Yeah, but it's for charity, man.

Yeah, for charity. It's for charity. He'll be starving though. Brie and Clint. Taylor Swift has tried to fly under the radar and delete a video where she talked about her ex-boyfriend, Joe Alwyn, and how she wrote Lavender Hayes about their relationship. It must be so annoying to not be able to do anything on social media without an entire tribe of Swifties knowing your every movement. She couldn't like a photo without people knowing. No.

And I don't know how they find all that information, but they do. People are onto it. And, I mean, it made me think about, because it's so hard. Like, she didn't post all that much stuff with her and Joe, but that was a video of her talking about Joe and she's deleted it, which now people are like, why did she delete it? You know, if she just left it.

She's kind of a genius though. We're all talking about it. Well, it's true. She could have done it for publicity. And then we played Lavender Haze and now we're talking about the song and then people go stream it. The only person who's going to know if you delete pictures of your ex off your social media is you and your ex

if they go looking for them. Not if you block them. We're asking, we asked you guys, like, is this something you do? Do you delete all traces of your ex off social media if you break up? A few people texting through, I love this text. My friend would archive her photos with her ex on Instagram in case they got back together, then she could bring them back into her feed. That's so clever.

That's so clever. That's so hedging your bets. I like this one. Of course you delete them. You do not have that stinky poo lingering around. Good breakup, was it? I don't believe so. Someone else texted through and they said,

I deleted my ex's photos and asked him to delete the photos he had posted with me as well. Wow. I also asked my current partner to delete photos he had with his ex. Yeah, interesting. That's clearly a thing for you. Yeah, you don't like it. There's just going to be no photos on Instagram anymore.

Someone texted and said, my ex kept his ex's nudes. Oh, nah, see, that's not okay. And how do you know that? She must have found them. Yeah. She must have accidentally come across them, you know. Georgia's called in. Hey, Georgia. Hi, Georgia. Hi. What about you, Georgia? Do you delete all traces of your ex from social media? No, I don't. Okay, so do you leave them up there? What's that been like when you start dating someone nude?

Are they like, why is your ex still on your Instagram? No, I haven't had a problem with that, but my ex, he was my husband, he actually asked me to delete all the pictures of him because he was getting married again. Oh. Do you reckon his new wife asked him to ask you that? I think it's more because he is a lover of Instagram and social media and he didn't want other people seeing the tag still, you know. Interesting.

That's weird, I reckon. Is he, like, Insta-famous? Does he have a few followers? No, he's just self-influenced. He's just a bit obsessed with Instagram. Is he a bit self-obsessed? Yes. Right.

Did you do it? Because he's not your partner anymore. You don't have to do it. You don't have to do anything. No, I haven't. I've still got our wedding albums. I've still got our wedding DVDs. I've still got everything. You know, we have a son

together, so I want to share that with him. Oh my God, of course you wouldn't be deleting it then. What if your son wants to see those memories when he grows up? Exactly. Plus, you paid a lot of money for that DVD, so that's yours. You paid a lot of money for those photos. Yeah, we actually

had an Indian wedding, so it was three days, so there's actually five discs. Oh, my God! Five discs. Your wedding's like Lord of the Rings. Takes you five days to watch the wedding. I've never watched them back. I feel I don't need to go through all that.

One day you will. One day you'll watch it with your son or something like that, and it'll be special regardless of the outcome, you know? Definitely. Or you might get back together. I've seen Lord of the Rings eventually, you know? I haven't seen Lord of the Rings. I just took a stab.

How does that relate to... Took a stab in the dark. He's going to return the ring? Yeah. And Georgia is the... Eventually, Georgia. Eventually, Georgia, you get the ring back. That was where I was getting at.

I don't think she wants it. Yeah, fair enough. Someone said, I deleted everything and burnt all the physical things she gave me. I kind of regret it now. Yeah, that seems dramatic. Fire. Cleanse it with fire. We all get into those moments where you're like, I'm going to get rid of everything.

Bree and Clint. ZM Bree and Clint. That's new Kiwi stuff for New Zealand Music Month from Coast Arcade. It's called Highest Heights. I saw them featured on some overseas person's TikTok account. You know those videos that go, I find great music so you don't have to.

They featured Coast Arcade and they go, they're a band from New Zealand. I've never heard of a good band coming out of New Zealand before. What? And I was like, excuse me? Well, obviously I'm not going to be following that person on TikTok. I opened the comments and the first 50 of them were like, bro, what about 660? Duh.

The band from New Zealand. Have you, what about 660? Duh. The band from New Zealand. Have you not heard of 660? There's plenty of good bands and artists from New Zealand. There's 660. There's LAB. Oh, yeah, artists. Individual artists. Yeah, individual artists.

There's Cora. Catchafire. Fat Freddy's Drop. Keep going. Selma Nill. Shapeshifter. Shapeshifter. Shapeshifter. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

There's heaps. There's bloody heaps, okay, including Drax Project, who have also got new music out for New Zealand Music Month. So get amongst. Try out something new. Get involved. Any ideas what I should cook for dinner tonight? I need it to be quick.

Yeah. And easy. Yeah. And cheap. Quick, easy, and cheap. Yeah. Fish burgers. Are they quick, easy, and cheap. Quick, easy and cheap. Yeah. Fish burgers. Are they quick, easy and cheap?

Yeah. I don't really like working with fish. No, get the crumbed fish hokey fillets. Oh, yes. I don't mind working with them. Put the buns in the oven. Toast them up. Yeah.

Some fresh lettuce. And mayonnaise, pickle nays if you can do it for a fish burger. I don't mind a pickle nays. Even easier than that, I go buy one of the pre-made fish pies and I just whack it in the oven. Even easier. Either or.

Or hit up the KFC drive-thru. Or that too. They have you sorted like a boss with their $6.50 fill up. Ding, count it. I do that on the regular. Oh yeah, and then you hide the evidence, they have you sorted like a boss with their $6.50 fill up. Ding, count it. I do that on the regular. Oh, yeah, and then you hide the evidence, don't you? Then I hide the evidence. I just have a pre-dinner snack.

Whatever you're doing for dinner tonight, enjoy it, okay? Save her it. Eat it slowly. Yeah, right. Have a great night, and we'll catch you guys back tomorrow on the Brian Clint Show. Podcast is up very shortly. See ya.

Bye. Bye. Do it like you never did. Right is up very shortly. See ya. Bye. Bye. Bye.