ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 2nd May 2024

Episode Date: May 2, 2024

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The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZM's Bree and Clint. Cheers to KFC. The new Zinger Mozzarella Burger is available now. Tonight, we are going to witness the most anticipated show in the history of professional radio. ZM's Bree and Clint. What's going on, everybody? Welcome to the Bree and Clint Afternoon Show.

Good to be here, guys. Happy Thursday. The main event, I've started calling this show. The main event. Because, you know, when you go and see a band, they put the main band on last, don't they? Yep. Technically, they had to make Brooke the main event on after us.

She could be the main event as well. We're the main warm-up act. I call us the crescendo. Oh, yeah? Yep. The pinnacle.. I call us the crescendo. Oh, yeah? Yep. The pinnacle. I like to call us the climax. Oh, yeah, that's a good one.

And then Brooke's like the cigarette afterwards. We're like the radio version of Miley Cyrus' It's the Climb. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. It's not about how hard you get there. Oh, I don't know. No, it's fast. Oh, fast you get there.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You should know that. It's not about how fast I got there. Babe, it's the climb. It's about the climax. Clean it up, everybody. We've got a big show ahead of us, and we're going to kick that show off with a round of tradie versus lady

where she's tight. She's even tighter than she was yesterday. There's one point in this thing. Yep, not much in it at all, but what is in it is $50 up for grabs. Thanks to KFC. Thank you, guys. If you want to play for that $50 cash, you can give us a call right now.

0800 DIAL ZM. Ladies on top. Girls on top. And tradiverse lady. Sounds like a podcast. Only by one. Yeah. Only by one.

Could be evened out today. Flattened like a pancake today. Bree and Clint. It's Tradie versus Lady. Three, two, one. Let's go. Tradies versus the Ladies. We kick off

the show every day with this game and we keep score. If you're playing along at home, the Tradies on 33, the Ladies just out in front by a whisker on 34. Who are you rooting for? Ladies or tradies? I just want a close game to the end.

Yeah? Yeah, that's what I want. Can we go to pick a side by the end of the year though? I'm sick of this fence sitting crap, you know? What are we, commentators? I can't pick a side though because I'm always barracking for the underdogs.

So at the moment, I'm on the tradie side. Yeah, right. I'm always an underdog barracker. You're also a lady who owns a chainsaw, so you're kind of in both camps. Let's meet our lady first. She's from Auckland. She's 45, and she has two nails on her thumb. Please welcome to the show, it's Rachel.

Rachel, how, why, when? Tell us what happened. So I was four and I closed the car door on my son. Oh. Jeez. And it permanently split in two? Yes. Wow.

I need to see a photo of this bad boy. That's incredible. I didn't even know that was possible. Okay, you're taking on our trainee today, also from Auckland. He's 55, and he's a dyslexic agnostic insomniac. Welcome to the show, Terry. G'day, Terry. G'day.

Which one of those do you suffer from the most? Well, insomniac, I'm only a five-hour-a-night sleeper, but I'm very dyslexic, so I've got to read everything I type or text or write. Yeah. And I stay up all night wondering if there really is a dog. You flaming galah, Terry. Walked right into that one. All right, Tezza, your buzzer is tradie. And Rachel, your buzzer is lady.

Holy hell, we fell for it big time. The first one of you to get three questions correct gets 50 bucks from KFC. You frigging idiot, Terry. Okay, here we go. Thank you. Thank you, Terry's done. He's already won. Question number one.

What kind of... Sorry, hold on. I need to gather myself. What kind of animal is a Swedish valhund? Ladies. Yes, Rachel. Sure? No, actually, it's a god, so...

It's a god. That's incorrect, Rachel. No, it's a dog. It is a dog. Question number two. One to the ladies. What type of flag typically represents those from the queer community? Lady.

Yes, Rachel? Rainbow. Rainbow flag, correct. It is a rainbow flag. You're on the board with two. Here comes question number three. Come on, Terry. You're against the ropes here, mate.

You need this one. You need this one. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Because maybe. Maybe. Mate, you need this one? You need this one. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Rachel for the down trowel. Oasis? It's Oasis. He's gone.

Not enough sleep last night, Terry. Was that the issue? No, no, no. It's rigged because I said it first, but that's all right. It's all good. No, you're dyslexic. You think that you said it first, but actually Rachel said it first. That's what's happened. You're getting it the wrong way around. I've run across the road.

Well done, Rachel. You've got 50 bucks coming to you thanks to KFC. Thank you. Well done, Rach. We'll get it out to you, mate. Nice work. Bree and Clint. Mother's Day is on the way. Don'll get it out to you, mate. Nice work. Mother's Day is on the way. Don't worry, it's not this weekend. I really freaked out and thought it was this weekend.

Next weekend. It's next weekend. Which I don't understand. I thought it was the first Sunday in May, but maybe it's the second Sunday in May. While we're here, though, what day is Father's Day? Oh, see, I don't know, eh? Oh, see, I don't know.

Father's Day's on Sunday. I heard the guy that did that thing. He's back on the radio. I heard him on the weekend. Really? Yeah. He's back on. No, get this.

He's back on the same radio station. Name a more iconic piece of New Zealand radio. I know. And I don't know if he ever won a radio award for that. His name's Gareth. He should have. If he didn't win a radio award for that, there's a problem with the radio awards. Oh, see, I don't know. Father's Day is on Sunday.

Yeah. Yeah. No, see, that's the answer, but I need the question. But the answer is Father's Day. Do you get what I'm saying? It's iconic. Iconic.

It's iconic. Anyway, Mother's Day is next weekend. Anyway, it was weird listening to him on the radio and him not being asking what day is Father's Day. He should just do that bit every time he's on the radio. I feel like he should just do it. Play the hits, mate. Play the hits. No, more FM actually.

It's Mother's Day on Sunday. Next Sunday. There's been a list published by it's quite a handy list by Radio New Zealand. God, how many different radio stations can we name in one break? They said that these are the things you shouldn't get mum for Mother's Day. Okay.

Okay, it's always helpful. I've done a bit of digging. I can't tell if the person who wrote the list is a mum or not. I've been on her Instagram account. But I feel like she's kind of nailed it either way. You'd want to be taking advice from a mum? Yeah, I just don't know if she's coming from a position of authority. Okay.

But I feel like she has the mum's ear. Or an expert in the field of present giving. Oh, an expert gift giver. Maybe that's what she is. Maybe people have always just said to her, you're so good at giving gifts you should write the Mother's Day do not give list. It's only three categories. So it should be easy to avoid. These are the three filters. If you've already got a Mother's Day gift in mind for your mum or for the mother of your children, these are the three filters that you need to run it through. First filter of what not to get mum for Mother's Day.

Don't get mum anything for the house. Nothing for the house. Like that time your dad got your mum a broom for Mother's Day. We don't talk about that in my household. Oh, is it that bad? It's that bad. My mum's still fuming and that happened in like 1993. Don't get her a broom.

Don't get her a Dyson. Don't get her paint for the living room. Don't get her anything for the house. Or don't get her anything for the kitchen. Not for the kitchen. No. Get her pots and pans if she wants them, but not for Mother's Day. Not for Mother's Day.

Not for Mother's Day. If your mum or partner, mother of your children, cooks you fantastic meals and she says she wants new cookware, get it for her, but not as a special occasion gift. And here's my tip as well. If you do buy your loving partner pots or pans, they need them for the kitchen. Do not say it's a gift for them.

Don't wrap it up. Do not wrap it up. Do not say it's a gift for them. Just put them in the. Do not wrap it up. Do not say it's a gift for them. Just put them in the kitchen and be like, oh. Don't put it under the Christmas tree. I got us new pots and pans. So that's filter one, nothing for the house. Yep.

These are the things not to get mum for Mother's Day. Three filters. Would that include a candle? Nah, because a candle's a quiet moment of luxury, isn't it? Okay. You know? Candle's fine. If she likes candles.

If she likes, yeah. Present number two, don't get mum any gifts that are actually for you. Nothing through which you will benefit. For instance, a lawnmower. Yeah. Yeah. No, don't get the lawnmower. Oh, babe, I've got us tickets to the Warriors next weekend.

Exactly. Perfect. No, babe, I've got us tickets to the Warriors next weekend. Exactly. Perfect. No, no. Okay. Get her tickets to the Warriors, but say they're for her and her friend. Yeah, you can't go. Don't go. You can't go.

Don't go. Don't go. Oh, but I want to go. But it's for you. But I want to go. But isn't it for you? Yeah. Interestingly, though, a lawnmower would be a great Father's Day gift.

It would be. Double standard. Yeah. Isn't it? Yeah, a little bit. And third, filter to put your present through. So we're not getting her anything for the house. We're not getting her anything that benefits you, the gift giver. Yep.

Third filter, don't get mum anything impersonal that proves that you don't really know her or care about her. Like, don't get her a snowboard if she doesn't like snowboarding. Yeah, don't get mum a moo-moo in the wrong size. Good caveat. You know? Yeah. Like, if you get something for your mum and it's the wrong size... Maybe just don't

get a moo-moo. Maybe just don't get a moo-moo. But you can get, like, a comfy moo-moo. You can get her an uddy. An uddy, yeah. Which, if we're being honest, is just a hooded moo-moo. It is literally a moo-moo. It's a modern-day moo-moo. Okay, if you're going to, is just a hooded mumu. It is literally a mumu. It's a modern day mumu. Okay, if you're going to get your mum a mumu, do not get it too small and do not get it too big. You need to get

that mumu spot on. You need to get the right size mumu. Let's open up the lines this afternoon and share some cautionary tales. The worst gift you ever received, not just for Mother's Day, not just for mums, just you as a person. You got a gift that could not have been worse for you as a person.

I heard someone in a secret Santa one time at an office got a packet of tissues. What? Yeah. Did they cry a lot? I don't know. Or did they just wrap up something that was lying around the office? Maybe. That's up there.

That's perfect. If you've got something like that, we'd love to hear about it. 0800 dials at M ahead of Mother's Day. What's the worst gift you ever received for any occasion? Christmas, birthday, bar mitzvah. Anniversary. Whatever it is. Mother's Day is next Sunday.

I've said that about four times now. Am I right? I am right, eh? Phew. Mother's Day is next Sunday. I've said that about four times now. Am I right? I am right, eh? Phew. Mother's Day is on Sunday week. Imagine if I was leading tens of thousands of New Zealanders astray and they all don't do Mother's Day this weekend because they listen to Clint on ZM.

We would get more complaints than normal for our show. Oh, we'd be. We'd be. We'd have no mums left listening to the show. We'd be going to the BSA, wouldn't we? And mums are the backbone of our show. Oh, we'd be. We'd be. We'd have no mums left listening to the show. We'd be going to the BSA, wouldn't we? And mums are the backbone of this show. They sure are. Next weekend, everybody. Note it down. We want to know

with that coming up and the list of do not buys for Mother's Day that we just talked about before, what's the worst gift you've ever received? Tanya's called up and it's two worst presents ever, Tanya. Yeah, hence why he's now an ex-husband. Oh, interesting, Tanya's called up and it's two worst presents ever, Tanya. Yeah, hence why he's now an ex-husband. Oh, interesting, Tanya.

What were they? Two bags of cement. What? Two bags of cement. So you can harden up? Was that the thinking? No, no. We were building a house at the time and I really wanted paving stones to get it out through my clothesline,

but we were a bit hard up and, and we couldn't afford it, and he thought I was really crafty, so he bought me two bags of cement and some rocks so I could make my own. Okay. Yep. Oh, wow. Sure. Yep.

And what was the other one? I mean, for Christmas, he decided I was such a good cleaner, and I was really, really good at cleaning. He'd buy me a wood blaster. Well, that's a gift for him. That's a gift for himself, isn't it? I love this man. He just wanted another excuse to go to Mitre 10.

Tanya, question, question. If he had, instead of buying you the two bags of cement, if he had bought the stuff himself and made you a path out to the clothesline, would that have been a gift or still not good? I probably would have considered it. Better than giving you two bags of cement, though. Better than giving you two bags of cement. Yeah, I was like, I'm so concerned.

She is angry. She's fuming. She is. I don't know how long ago the breakup was, but she is not over it. She is fuming about it. And you know what? That is a woman scorned, everybody. Make sure you take notes.

I hope he's listening to that. She's still not over it. Worst presents ever. Someone texted, not me, but my friend's husband bought her a leaf blower. That's a present for him too. My boyfriend bought me the book Puppetry of the Penis. Oh, that's kind of funny. I'm female.

Is it funny? Wait, what is the book? What's that book? Puppetry of the... What is that about? I think it's like a puppetry of the... Is it how to do a what is the book? What's that book? Puppetry of the... What is that about? I think it's like a puppetry of the... Is it how to do a puppet show with you? Yeah, because it's a stage show.

It's a very famous stage show. But does it show you how to perform a puppet show? But again, I guess the book is like origami and it shows you how to do the moves. No, it doesn't. I think so. Is it actually? I think it would be, yeah.

Is there two versions of the book? His and hers? No. Oh. An un-one and a non-one? Oh. That doesn't matter. Because I feel like that would come into play.

You know what? Good point. I'm not sure. I'm not an expert. Let's go to Katrina on 0800 dials it in. What's the worst present ever, Katrina? Hi there. We've been living overseas.

So for my 50th birthday, my husband got me a Formula One drive on a test track. Did he get himself one as well? In a Formula One car. In a Formula One. You know when you feel like you're sitting on the ground and you're going really, really fast? Yeah, yeah.

And then you see the video and you're being lapped by everybody else on the track. Yes. And I was the turtle. You were the turtle. Wait, Katrina, are you telling me you were driving a F1 car? Yes. We're living in Dubai, so magic happens over there.

You can do anything in Dubai, yeah. Do you know how hard it is to drive one of those cars? It's nearly impossible. I think we're missing the point. Katrina, did you have any interest in motorsport? No. No. My husband just thought I drove fast and I would enjoy it.

Don't be gobsmacked, Bree, by the Formula One bit. She's not interested. I'm still amazed that you even got in the car, Katrina, and you were managing to drive it. You know, I had to sit there, but my leg went into spasms because I was forcing the... Because you were pushing the brake too hard. Oh, Katrina, you poor thing.

Thank you, Katrina Schumacher. We appreciate it. What a crappy gift. My dad once bought my mum a doormat. Oh, my God. The symbolism again. That's really bad. Someone else said,

hey, guys, I've been gifted weight loss pills for Christmas a couple of years ago from my boss. I don't work for that person anymore. It's funny because of how bad it is. That's why I'm laughing, by the way. Yeah, it's real bad. The idea that someone wouldn't understand how bad that was. What an idiot.

Yeah, just now. Grace is here. Hi, Grace. Hi, Grace. Hi. What's the worst gift you ever got, Grace? One of my ex-boyfriends, he gifted me a ring, just like a gift. It wasn't like a special ring or anything.

And it turns out it was his ex-girlfriend's ring. No. How'd you find that out? I'm pretty sure he ended up telling me and I just threw it in the rubbish bin. He told you about it? I'm pretty sure, yeah. Some guys don't get why that is an issue. I know. It's still a perfectly good ring, Grace. It's still perfectly good. And then he was telling me he'd brought me like a really good expensive one. Yeah. And then it just never turned up. Oh, of course it did. That one. I know a guy who gave a ring to a girl

that he was interested in, a guy that I knew back in Christchurch. He gave a ring to a girl that he was interested in and it was the ring that he proposed to his previous girlfriend with and she'd said no. Yuck. Oh my God.

That's so yuck. And he wasn't even proposing to the new girl. He just said, oh, you might as well have this. Yeah. What a romantic. Oh, you put that, and obviously you're not together with that person anymore, Grace. God, no.

No. Grace, God, no. Some good cautionary tales there, everybody. Free and Clint. Picture this. You're at your wedding. You've gone to the reception, the best part of a wedding. Everyone's having a good time.

Speeches are happening. People are on the dance floor. Then one person starts to feel ill, upset stomach, they rush to the toilet, spitty bum. Ew. Then another person starts to have a chunder, vomits, and another person goes down, then another person. After a while, 80 to 100 guests all seemed to go down with

either the vomits or the diarrheas, sometimes both. There wouldn't be enough toilets in the facility for everybody to be able to do their... Can you... Exactly, I didn't even think about that. There'd be people doing it outside. There'd be people in sinks. It'd be like the Titanic.

Women and children first! Women and children first. Women and children first. Get out of the way. You've got these greedy men pushing old ladies out of the way. You're like, I'm going to shit my pants. Get out of the way, grandma. It's coming out of me like lava. This is a true story that has happened to these poor people

that were having a wedding in Mexico. And people have uploaded footage. Oh, Christ, there's footage. It has since been taken down off of TikTok. Yeah. But there was footage that was uploaded where there was ambulances. There was people sitting out on the lawn of the wedding venue. There was people vomiting in the background. I know that's

going to get you the likes on TikTok. I can't think of a video more likely to go viral on TikTok. But you don't upload that. That's people's downstairs dignity. It's pretty bad. That is footage of people at their lowest moment. Yeah, TikTok has taken it down for community

guidelines. If even TikTok thinks it's too much, come guidelines. Says it's not appropriate. If even TikTok thinks it's too much. Yeah. Come on. It's gone too far. There was many people, like I said, 80 to 100 guests that were left seriously ill after eating food that was served up at the wedding. It was a four-course meal.

And people reported symptoms of diarrhea, vomiting, headaches, stomach pains. What do they reckon it was in the dish specifically? Yeah, it does talk about what was in the dish which included wild mushrooms. They haven't pinpointed exactly what they believe made everyone sick but in the dish it was wild mushrooms, goat's cheese, tomato coulis, and chicken breast, spinach tarragon. There's quite a few different things that it could have been.

It could have been the chicken breast. It most likely could have been the mushrooms. Could it have been the feta? Could it have been the goat's cheese? Could it? Yeah, it could have been. You know any food can give you food poisoning. Anything. I know wild mushrooms

sound nice and exotic and like you want to have on your menu, but actually just give me those bog standard buttered mushrooms. Give me the most boring mushrooms you can find. I'll just have, yeah. And just put them in a sauce and we'll be good. Yeah, I'm not too stressed.

If you have to forage for my mushrooms. Then I'd rather go without. I'll just go without. They're never the centre of the dish anyway. No. You know, don't worry about it. Just leave them out. Yeah, if you can't buy them from the supermarket, we're good.

We're okay. We've done this before and man, we got some interesting stories. We did. Like you talk about long COVID. We got stories of long food poisoning last time we did this. There was people who had travelled to either Thailand or Bali and they'd picked up some sort of bug and they had diarrheas for like three months.

Remember when you shit yourself in Sri Lanka? It wasn't in Sri Lanka. I had to wash my undies in Vietnam. Oh, Vietnam. Vietnam oh sorry much better she no don't she scrubbed them out in Ha Long Bay dunk them off the back of the boat

oh $800 and we want to know about your horror food poisoning stories this afternoon where did it get you where did it get you did Where did it get you? Where did you get struck down? Did you get belly belly or deli belly or what was it? How bad was it? Who were you with?

What was the outcome? Was it a group like this wedding? Was it a group of you that went down with food poisoning? You can share it with us. We can keep you anonymous if you're still trying to live it down or you can just own it. Or you can text your horror food poisoning stories to 9696.

What did you say? Ha Long Bay. That single will never be the same. No, no way. Have you ever had food poisoning yourself? Me? Yeah. Absolutely.

Bad? Yeah. What did you get it from, you reckon? I've had food poisoning, and then I've had like tummy bugs. Are they the same thing? Because you get a lot of tummy bugs when you've got kids at daycare. Not the same. For me, I don't reckon it's the same.

Maybe I haven't had food poisoning, food poisoning. I've just had tummy bugs that have been going around. I got food poisoning from an avocado. Did you? Yeah. And you know when it struck me down? I was doing a breakfast radio show near Sydney, Australia? Yeah. And you know when it struck me down? I was doing a breakfast radio show near Sydney, Australia, and it was about 6.30 in the morning and I had food poisoning

and I had to go home early. And then they told everyone on air that I had to go home early. They'd have to broadcast your food poisoning. Yeah, because I had the bum spits. So we're asking you what's your horror food poisoning. Yeah, because I had the bum spits. So we're asking you, what's your horror food poisoning story? Like this text message. In Thailand, got proposed to after dinner,

and then had to run to the bathroom. My now husband called friends and family with the good news while I was lying on the bathroom floor. What a fairy tale. He couldn't wait? He couldn't wait a day to share the news? Yeah. You couldn't just wait for her the next day?

No, got to call people now. Bit rude that she's not on the call with us. Oh, no, no, no, she's shitting herself. Yeah, she's in a bad way. She's in a bad way. She was so excited, she pooped her pants. Hannah's here. Hi, Hannah.

Hi, Hannah. Hi, there. What's your horror food poisoning story, Hannah? So we had a group of 12 girls. We all went over to Sri Lanka to do some volunteering over the Christmas period. Oh, good on you, Hannah. And what good karma did you get rewarded with? Yeah, yeah, no.

No good deed goes unpunished. Unpunished, yeah, no, no good deed goes unpunished. So we went over there and decided, you know, we've been budgeting, hey, let's go out for a really nice dinner for Christmas. Great. And we hadn't been eating any meat the whole month. And so we went to this really lovely restaurant. It looked amazing. It was up by the mountains.

Okay, great. Ordered. Few of the girls had chicken. We watched them take our order, go out of the restaurant, across the road, into the dirty restaurant across the road with all the animals all over the tables and come back and bring our food from across the road there.

Wow. And then we all got food poisoning. tables and come back and bring our food from across the road there. And then we all got food poisoning. No, no, you've missed a key link in the chain there. You watched them go across the road and get the food from the dirty restaurant, bring it back, and then you ate it, Hannah. You ate it with that information. Yeah, there weren't

many, much variety in the restaurants where we were, so we didn't have too much choice. Oh, no. But we were sort of picky. We sort of picked around the chicken and that sort of thing. What do you mean you picked around it? 10 out of 12 of us got food poisoning.

10 out of 12. Yeah, so we were staying in a sort of an adventure hotel for the next few nights with no walls, no windows. How many toilets, Hannah? 37 degree heat. I think there was six or seven toilets. Okay. Could have been worse.

Could have been worse. Could have been a lot worse, but the heat was... Oh, God. Food poisoning and the heat would be an absolute killer. Really would have been like lava. What do the two people do that are left? Do they... Run for your life.

Do they stay and nurse the other 10? Or do you just... No, you leave them for dead. Becca's here. Hi, Becca. Hi, Becca. Hey, team. How's it going?

We're good. Give it to us fast, mate. How did you get your horror food poisoning? Well, more of a stomach flu. We got married six months ago, and one of our guests brought in a bug, and then the next day and days following, everyone's falling like dominoes at the barbecue after. People from overseas needing to fly back home.

But you got through the wedding day. You got through the wedding day. You got through the wedding day. Through the wedding day, and the house really kicked in the next day. That was the super spreader event, though, wasn't it? The wedding. Oh, 100%. Can I just say, thank God you got through the wedding day,

because I'm guessing you were in a white dress. White, yeah. Oh, that would have been disastrous. Yeah. That'd be that scene out of Bridesmaids. Really would have been. Where she's doing it in the street. You're doing it in the street.

Kurt's here. Hey, Kurt. Hi, Kurt. Oh, hey, how are you? We're good, thanks. Tell us, Kurt, what's your horrible food poisoning story? I had, this is going back when I was younger, I had Pakistani this is going back when I was younger, I had Pakistani valleys.

Okay. I was prepping myself after getting this, after a meal out to endure a 12-hour bus trip between Pakistan and Iran. Right. And all night just kind of up and down, up and down to the toilet, just coming out like waterfalls, you know? Yeah. Bunwees, was it, Kurt?

Oh, I'll tell you what, it was horrific. And the one time that I managed to have a, you know, fall asleep while pumping myself full of Imodium. Imodium, yeah. Gotcha. I finally woke up, thought, oh, no, I fell asleep and then kind of, you know, realised that I had also just filled my sleeping bag. Oh, Kit.

Oh, Kit. Well, if the waste had been going on. Oh, Kit. Kurt, in that situation, in that situation, do you just zip the sleeping bag up and leave it for dead? I couldn't. No, I had to wash it. It's very cold on the border between Pakistan and Iran, isn't it?

Wait, you had to sleep in that the next night? No, no, no. I didn't sleep in it that night, but I took it to somewhere that kind of, you know, when I got to Iran, that could kind of. You made someone else do it. Oh. Yeah, I wasn got to Iran, that could kind of... You made someone else do it. Oh. Yeah, I wasn't going to touch that. But the best part is that when we finally got back to England,

that sleeping bag was exchanged for the one for my ex-girlfriend. You swapped sleeping bags with your ex-girlfriend? I swapped the old sleeping bag. No. Far out. What a story. Did that cause the breakup, Kurt? I reckon it would have come close.

Where would you rather have horrific food poisoning? On your wedding day in a white dress? Yep. Or on a bus between Pakistan and Iran? Because one of those places has a toilet. That's all I'll say. I think I'd have to go the bus. You reckon?

Yep. It's a white dress and all your friends and family and closest people to you. True, you've got an audience at the wedding one, don't you? Whoa, that is buzzy. I was really enjoying that song, that's New Chapel Road. And then when they start to pitch it down and it slows down at the end. Didn't you mean, whoa, that was buzzy. I felt physically nauseous.

Me too. It's because we had it up really loud in here and in my headphones, but that's slowing down. But it felt like, you know the bit where you get too drunk and then you can't find equilibrium anymore? Your head starts spinning. And you put your head on the pillow, but it feels like your head is still falling,

even though your head is on the pillow. You're like, not good, not good. I haven't felt that in a long time. What a rush. But yeah, good music, Chapel Run, ZM. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic. Not really.

But picking a movie title based on just the plot line, that she can do. Bree and Clint's What's The Plot? Our world famous movie guessing game where you go head to head with Bree if you can get two plot lines correct before she does you win, you win the game and we're coming off the back of a loss

which means the money has reset but actually the stakes have never been higher because I think you're staring down the barrel of a three game losing streak Yeah, I feel like I've gotten into my own head and I'm shaken. That could be you, Jessica, who breaks a record and makes history today in What's the Plot. How do you feel? Hopefully.

Can I test you on something, Jessica? Sure. What movie is this from? It's me, Jessica. I actually don't know. The Hot Chick with Rob Schneider. It's all about mind games now, guys. Yeah, that was good.

It's me, Jessica. She's just trying to get in your head, Jessica, okay? She picked a movie from the early 2000s. It's a great movie, though. That she knew you hadn't seen. She just wanted to get on top of you, okay? How old are you, Jessica? I'm 20.

Whoa. I reckon she wasn't born. No, she wouldn't have been born. So fair enough. Our theme for today, seeing as this Saturday is May the 4th, and may the 4th be with you. And also with you. It's all about...

Lift up your hearts. Star Wars. Wait, all these movies, Star Wars films? No, no, no. They're not born. No, no, they're not. Don't worry, they're not. Yeah, neither, Jessica, neither.

They're all movies set in space. Okay. Okay, are we good with that? We're good with space movies? Good with that. Yeah. Because that could be anything. That could be Guardians of the Galaxy.

That could be... Et cetera. You don't want to give away any of the films. It could be... What's that Matthew McConaughey one? Interstellar. Interstellar. So Jessica knows.

Okay, don't wait for me to finish the movie plotline if you think you know what it is. Yell out your name and you'll get to have a guess. Okay. Get two correct and you win the game. Good luck, guys. Here we go. Movie number one about space.

To help with the space race against the Soviet Union while rocketing the quest for equal rights and opportunity forward, these three brilliant African-American female mathematicians... Brie. Brie. Oh. Um. Um. Oh.

I'm going to give you three seconds. Hidden figures. Oh, that was clutch. You got it. That was clutch. Great film. True story. Fantastic film.

Okay, this next one could also be a true story. Movie number two. These story. Fantastic film. Okay, this next one could also be a true story. Movie number two. These, oh, sorry, three astronauts are marooned on a futuristic planet where animals rule and humans are slaves. Avatar. Sorry. Buzz in, Jess. You need to buzz in with your name.

Yeah, I've got to buzz in. Sorry. I will tell you that that is wrong. It does give Brie a free guess. I need more. Three astronauts marooned on a futuristic planet where animals rule and humans are slaves. The stunned trio... Bree.

Planet of the Apes? Is that right? That was a Hail Mary, Jessica. Oh, okay. I tried to throw you off with the true story thing, but it didn't quite work. Did you say true story? I said it could be a true story. We don't know.

Jess, you don't get the $50 cash, but you get the consolation prize, which is 50 KFC chicken dollars. So, win-win. Oh, good. And you've been a delightful opponent, Jess. Thanks for playing. Thank you. Most importantly, Bree's off the donut, so...

Thank God for that. The wind is returning to the sails. We'll play for $100 cash next week. Bree and Clint. There's some big news out today about a hobbit. Yeah. One of the hobbits has come out with some news. We've been a bit lacking on hobbit news recently.

Yeah, we are. Like, who was the last hobbit to do anything interesting? What's Elijah Wood been up to? Yeah. What's Samwise Genji's been doing? I wonder that daily. I wonder that daily. But we've been blessed with some news about Martin Freeman.

You might know him from The Hobbit or Sherlock. He was in Sherlock. Yeah. Or Love Actually as well. Yes, he was in Love Actually. He was in Love Actually as well. Yes, it was in Love Actually. It was in Love Actually. He's come out today talking about how he has given up being a vegetarian after 38 years. Wait, he's given up being a vegetarian? He's stopped vegetarianism?

Exactly. Okay. He's stopped being a vegetarian after 38 years, blaming the fact that meat replacements are very processed. Yeah, right. And he's trying to eat more clean. And he says a lot of the meat replacements are very processed food. Isn't that interesting?

Because a lot of people, the reason that they go vegetarian is because they want to have less processed food. Yeah. But now he's finding that it's actually easier just to eat, like, meat. Well, he said, because, I mean, 38 years now he's finding that it's actually easier just to eat meat. Well, he said, because I mean, 38 years, he's 52. Yeah. So how old would he have been? He'd be in his 20s. But he said he gave up eating meat because he didn't feel comfortable eating animals. So ethical reasons. Ethical reasons was the main reason he

gave up in the first place. But he said, yeah, now he's made the decision. And he ate his first proper bolognese for the first time in 40 years. As a fellow meat eater. Yeah. Can you imagine how good that would have tasted? Like... Can I do think about, though, how long it would have taken for his system

to be able to eat meat again? Do you think? Do you think that would be the case? I feel like it would make people sick if you hadn't eaten meat in 38 years. If he was eating a really rich meat, like a venison or something like that, then maybe, or like a really spicy sausage,

but I feel like a spag bol you'd be fine. What, you reckon hook into a bit of spag bol after 40 years and you're fine? You feed spag bol to babies. Do you? Yeah. God, spag bol's so versatile. It's so versatile. It's fun.

It's fun. It's yum. And it's tactile. They grab the noodles, it's got some meat on it and... Comforting. Goes down. Best food ever. As a former vegetarian myself.

No, pescatarian. Pescatarian, yeah. If that. I would say this, if that. Yeah, you're right. I would say, flexitarian. Flexitarian. You're a flexitarian.

I would say this to anybody who is considering going on a vegetarian or vegan or paleo or sugar-free journey. Don't talk about it too much. And it's not because it's annoying to listen to. It puts too much pressure on you. It puts too much pressure on you. Because when you inevitably, well, not inevitably, but I mean, look at him, look at Martin Freeman. When you come back to the other side,

it just gives everybody the opportunity to go, knew you wouldn't last. Told you. Told you. You reckon after 40 years, though, you can say to someone, told you it wouldn't last. Told ya. Told ya. Do you reckon after 40 years, though, you can say to someone, told you it wouldn't last? Yeah, good question.

I gave it a pretty good crack. 40 years is a long time. We've got Ella on our show, who is not a vegetarian. You're a full-blown vegan, aren't you? Yeah. And how long? Three, four years?

Three or four years. It's wishy-washy. Is it three or four? When I was, how old am I? Okay, four. You've recently started experimenting with cheese. No. No? No, maybe. That

wasn't for on air. Oh, was it not? Sorry. That's fine. No, no, I just sit out here. I'm a vegan, but I don't talk about it all the time. Yeah. And I'm like. I think we talk about her veganism more than she does to be honest. See? Claudia thinks I talk about it too much. No, it's because we bully you about it. That's why it keeps coming up. Yeah, we do talk about it veganism more than she does, to be honest. See? Claudia thinks I talk about it too much. No, it's because we bully you about it.

That's why it keeps coming up. Yeah, we do talk about it quite often. I know. I went to a restaurant, a vegan restaurant. No, I don't. I'm getting a coffee, an oat one. An oat coffee. No, I ask if you want your udder milk.

Utter milk. Utter milk. Not normal milk. Yeah, right. Utterly delicious. You're reframing it. I thought this afternoon, off the back of Martin Freeman, who has quit quitting.

He's quit quitting meat. That's what he's done. Yes. He hasn't quit being a vegetarian. He's quit quitting meat because he's quit twice. He's reverse quit. Exactly. He's quit the thing he quit doing in the first place.

Yeah, I thought we could ask you, what did you quit quitting? Like smoking. You might have had a glorious 10 years not smoking, and now... Not a good example. You're back on the ciggies and you couldn't be happier. It is a good example. If you quit quitting smoking, that's totally relevant. Maybe you quit men for a while, and then you came back to it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a good one.

You know, that could be something. Yeah, everyone celebrates you when you quit the thing. Did they celebrate you when you quit quitting the thing? And how do you break it to people when you start doing something that you'd quit again? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, and do you count the days as well? Like, say it was alcohol for you

and you were counting the days and you're like, I'm 100 days sober. Do you then go, I'm 10 days drunk? You know, do you go back that way? It's a complex one, but you can figure it out. We want to know the thing that you quit quitting. You quit it, but then you quit quitting it. I'm confused.

Are you? I think so. Oh, $800 anymore, text it to 9696. Yeah, what did you go back to? Basically, you're back on it, the thing that you quit. You quit it, but you're back to it. Free and Clint. Martin Freeman, who is Bilbo Baggins in The Hobbit, has quit quitting meat.

That's correct. He went vegetarian 38 years ago, and now he's chucked that in and he's back on the meat. Yeah, he's decided, actually, meat might be for me. And it's all because he thinks the meat supplements or... Alternatives. Alternatives are too processed. He wants to live that paleo lifestyle.

Yeah, he said, oh, it's not that great for me. I've got to go back to meat. So we asked, speaking of meat, what did you quit quitting? And we got one, Bree. Someone said, Bree mentioned quitting men. I did for seven years. Lol. What does that mean, I wonder?

Like, did she... Yeah, good point. Did she go not date anyone? Did that, sorry, we don't know. Oh yeah, true, it could be that. Did they go just one way? Did they go meatless for seven years? Or were they using meat alternatives? Exactly. How processed were they? Someone else said, I went vegan for two years. Worst decision ever.

I didn't want to live without cheese anymore. Yeah, that's the big one. Cheese and bacon are the things that bring people back, I find. Jerry's called up. Jerry, what's the thing that you quit quitting? I gave up rugby. My wife wasn't too happy about me playing, but I'm back playing now. Yeah.

Jerry, Jerry, Jerry. First of all, at what age were you when you decided to hang up the rugby boots? You thought it was a good time to give up rugby. About 20 years old. You were 20 when you quit rugby? Yeah. I wasn't big enough then. Okay.

And how old are you now that you're back playing again? 37. Oh, that's a bad idea, Gerry. 37. I don't know. I think your wife might be right on this one, Gerry. I'm 37. Do you think I should get back into rugby, Bree?

It's been six years since I played rugby. 100%. Come down. We need some numbers. Do you reckon, Gerry? Gerry, I need him here to do this show. Both of our names are on it. He can't do it from hospital. My wife would literally kill me.

If rugby didn't kill me, my wife would. You know what you could do? You could play touch rugby. I don't even know if my body would handle touch rugby at this stage. Jerry, not the same. Jerry, have you had any injuries since coming back to rugby at 37? Oh, I can't say.

Are you the oldest guy on the team, Gerry? Yeah. By like some distance? Yes. Every week the young fellas are like, come to town. Come to town after the game. Gerry's like, I need to go get an IV bag at the

hospital. Hey, Gerry, can I ask one question? Are you smart enough? Do you have good health insurance? Yeah, definitely. Oh, well, at least he's done something right. Yeah, but he's largely uninsurable because he's got so many pre-existing injuries. The man's got no cartilage left in his knees. Yeah, from when he played from when he was 20.

Thanks, Gerry. That's a good quick question. Good luck this Saturday, mate. See you, Gerry. There we go. Look, when it comes to having a bit of an argument with your partner, it happens from time to time. Of course it happens.

It's a normal thing to happen in relationships, but not in public. No, it's a real wait till we get home situation. Or back in the car. A car is a great place to have an argument. It is, isn't it? It's a real wait till we get home situation. Or back in the car. A car is a great place to have an argument. You really, it is, isn't it? It's the best. But not in traffic. Oh, in traffic, yeah.

No, it's good. But people can see you in traffic. Yeah, well, that's true. You run into an issue when one partner can't wait. When you go, we'll talk about this when we get home. And they go, no, we will talk about it now. In public, in front of all these other people. This is probably the worst version of that I've heard.

There's a guy who got into a drunken argument with his girlfriend that was so bad that the flight they were on had to be diverted. Like they had to land the plane early because they were arguing so bad. Because of that, he has been ordered, he's been sent to court. How bad was this fight? And what was the fight over? It doesn't say what the fight was about. Oh, I need to know.

I need to know the tea on it. When you're drunk, I guess it doesn't matter. Oh, were they intoxicated? It does matter, but it could be anything, you know? Were they intoxicated? Could be the armrest. Yeah, they were. Okay.

That makes more sense to me now. He's been ordered to pay the airline $35,000. You're kidding me. His name's Alexander Michael Dominic McDonald. He's 30. He's from Chelmsford in the UK and he pleaded guilty to interfering with the crew on a flight

from London to New York last month and yeah, now he has to pay $35,000. It would have cost more than that. It cost more than that to land a plane in a random airport. Obviously it was one hell of a fight where they couldn't contain it. I think you break up after that. You have to.

I think you do. Imagine if you... Or you at least stop drinking. Yeah. You know? It's one or the other. You have to do one or the other because can you imagine if this couple ends up getting married?

Imagine the stories that would have to be brought up at the wedding. Yeah. They had to handcuff him and everything on the plane. And then they had to do an emergency landing. This is the main question that needs to be asked. Who won the fight? Well, her. Because he went to court.

He got handcuffed and he went to court. So I think legally she won the fight. And you know what she needed to do? She needed to break up with him before the court case. So there's no way that she has to pay any of that $35,000. If she's smart. That's how she would really win that argument. Yeah. Isn't that? That is my absolute

worst nightmare. Everybody tries to avoid it, but it doesn't mean it hasn't happened to you listening. And this afternoon we would like you to be honest with us about the time that you've got into a public argument or a public barney with your partner. Not physically, obviously, but like a big heated argument.

Yeah, it was an argument that normally happens, you know, behind closed doors. You see it out at the clubs? You know one of the worst places that it would happen is at a wedding. At a wedding? Like, what if it's your wedding? Oh, no. I reckon it would have happened.

It would have happened. I also want calls if you were one of the observers. Did you witness it? Maybe you saw your uncle and auntie get into a big discussion at some family event. 0800 dial ZM or you can text it through to 9696. We want to know where did you have your big public fight with your partner? And what was it about?

Was it something worth fighting about? Or in hindsight, is it just the stupidest thing? It'd be the smallest thing. In the whole world. Let us know. We can keep you anonymous too if you need it. Keep your name out of it. We'll get your stories on next. Let us know. We can keep you anonymous too if you need it. Keep your name out of it. We'll get your stories on next.

Bree and Clint. We're asking, when did you have a big fight with your partner in public? There's a guy who got in a drunken argument with his girlfriend on a flight from London to New York. It was so bad they had to divert the plane and he's been charged $35,000. That's a pretty bad one, I'd say. It's pretty bad. Like, it doesn't get worse than that. It ended in court.

Yeah, pretty horrible. This one's pretty bad, though, too. Someone texted her and said, my cousin and her husband broke up at my wedding. No. It's not about you guys. We talked earlier in the week about who stole the spotlight at your wedding. That's them.

Because that lady had Margot Robbie at her wedding. That's worse. I think this is worse. Well, actually, no, it's not worse. Well, Margot Robbie can't control that she's Margot Robbie. Yeah, true, true. They could have controlled that situation. You know, she can't control.

At least in the Margot Robbie one, you've got Margot Robbie. Yeah. This one, you've just got some drunk uncle. Fighting with the missus. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi.

Did you have a public fight with your partner? Yeah, I did, actually, on the Blue Bridge Ferry, crossing over. We actually, we hadn't slept for hours, so it was, we were not in our best spirits. But I was bickering because he wouldn't give me his vape. Okay. My vape had broken and he wouldn't let me have a puff in his vape.

And we just ended up getting into a verbal argument and it got so heated. He threw it in to throw my keys off the boat. And I actually left him and picked it once the boat docked. I just jumped in my car. Because you had the car. And I drove 10 hours. Pardon? You had the car so you could just boost jumped in my car and I drove 10 hours. Pardon? You had the car so you could just boost.

Did you just say you drove 13 hours? Yeah, without him. I just left him behind. Okay. This all started from the bait argument. Yeah, I know. It really escalated quite fast. But he had family in the area.

He got picked up and sorted out. Is he still there? Has anyone gone to get him yet? area. He got picked up and sorted out. Is he still there? Has anyone gone to get him yet? Yeah, he got picked up. Okay, sweet. Are you guys still together? Did you reconcile or were you like, oh. We did reconcile for a couple of years after that,

but we're not together now. Oh, well, there you go. They did bring it back together for a couple of years. You still vaping though? We should know. Should have left him there. You still on the vapes? Yeah.

Mate, don't let him stop you, eh? Are you in a relationship now? The vape could be the downfall of this one. No, I'm living the single life now, which is great. Oh, good for you. You know what they say, you're never single when you've got a vape. So thanks, Anonymous. We appreciate it. Let's go to Megan on our $800. Hi, what they say, you're never single when you've got a vape. So thanks, Anonymous. We appreciate it.

Let's go to Megan on our $100.00 AM. Hi, Megan. Hi, Megan. Hi there. Tell us, mate, when did you get into a public argument with your partner? Me and my partner were at the pub with all our mates, and I can't remember what started it, but he had a wee go at me about making the floor of our shower really slippery

by leaving, like leaving bar soap on the ground. I mean, it is a pretty big discussion, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And where did this fight go down, sorry? In a pub, in a bar. In a bar. Yeah, that's the place to bring it up.

You know, that's the normal, appropriate place to bring it up. Did that relationship go the distance or nah, chuck it in after that? No, we're still together. Oh, sweet. Forget I said anything. Well, obviously you worked it out. They got one of those non-slip shower mats. Yeah, exactly. How about this text? My padu ex-boyfriend

didn't have a toothbrush so I took him to the supermarket to get one. When I had the audacity to ask if he needed toothpaste too, he screamed at me in the supermarket, Yes I do! Stop hounding me and go away in the effing car! That's not cool, Phil.

Safe to say that relationship didn't last too long after that. I'm shocked. I'm so shocked. Toothbrush man. This is probably my favourite. My ex and I had been to a dress up awards night and we were dressed up as giant squirrels. The ones they use for the Cadbury TV ads.

We then proceeded to have many drinks and have a full-on fight outside of McDonald's on New North Road at 1am in giant squirrel costumes. That's just funny. Like if you saw that, even if you were a police car in the area, you would stop and get your phone out and be like, oi, this. I've got to Snapchat this to my friend. You'd be like, what do you think they're fighting

about? A nut? Maybe an acorn? Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Professional radio show. Mate, we've got each other's backs always, including in's the birthday banger. Professional radio show. Mate, we've got each other's backs always, including in this for Birthday Banger.

Our number one song when you turn 16. We're going to do three and then we will play our favourite one. Nicole's going first. Welcome to the Bree and Clint show, Nicole. Hi, Nicole. Hi, Bree. Hi, Clint. How are you, mate?

How was your day? It was great, thank you. Oh, good to hear. Well, let's try and make it even better with a ripping birthday banger. What's your DOB? 5th of June, 1985. Right, Nicole, that means you were 16 in 2001. A great year for music.

And here's your birthday banger. It's a ripper, Nicole. It's a banger. That is a banger. I mean, it's got everyone on it. What a superstar song. Pink, Lil' Kim, Maya, Missy Elliott is even on there. Amazing.

Okay, wait there. That's going to be really hard to beat. Let's do Sarah's birthday banger. Hello, Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hi, Kelly. Let's do Sarah's birthday banger. Hello, Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hi, darling. How's your week been out of 10 so far, Sarah? Oh, I'll give probably a 7 out of 10 this week.

It's not bad. There's room for improvement. Room for improvement, yeah. Let's see if your birthday banger adds a point. What's your birthday? 4th of February, 1986. All right, that means, Sarah, you were 16 in 2002. We've done the calculations.

This was number one. I'm coming up and I'm coming. Pink. She was just here in the country. What do you reckon? Do you like it? Oh, it's all right. I was hoping for better, but it's all right.

It's not bad. It's not bad. Fun fact, my uncle's walk-in song at his wedding reception. Really? His choice? No, it was the bride's choice.

I was going to say, fun fact, my uncle's got pink hair. One more birthday banger for Emma. Kia ora, Emma. Hi, Emma. Hello.

How are you? Good, mate. How's your day been? Not ora, Emma. Hi, Emma. Hello. How are you? Good, mate. How's your day been? Not bad, thanks. Just getting home from work. Oh, good to hear. Hopefully my banger's going to make it better. Well, we won't keep you from home for too long.

Give us your birthday. 9th of September, 1988. All right. You were 16, Emma, in 2004. And on the 9th of September, 2004, this was at the top. What a vibe. It was all about Nelly in the early 2000s. He quite literally couldn't miss.

Could not miss. He wrote a song about shoes and people were like, love it, give it a Grammy. What about the one about grills? Love it. Yeah. He wrote a song about shoes and people were like, love it, give it a Grammy. What about the one about grills? Love it. Yeah. He wrote a song about being too hot and needing to take some clothes off and they were like, yeah, love it.

Give him another Grammy. He's got a plaster on his face. Love it. Emma, do you like your birthday banger? To be honest, I don't remember that one. You don't remember that one? Yeah, it wasn't one of his biggest hits. I think it was from that Suit and Sweat album though.

Yes. Yeah. But it wasn't like one of the biggest hits. I think it was from that Suit and Sweat album though. Yes. Yeah. But it wasn't like one of the leading singles. Okay, we'll keep that in mind. Wait there. We've got Lady Marmalade, Pink and Nelly. I feel like it's an easy choice today. I feel like we're not going far past Lady Marmalade. No. Right? It's Lady Marmalade all the way. It's Lady

Marmalade. Nicole, you've just won Birthday Banger. Congratulations. Woo-hoo! By my day. Thank you. Oh, you're welcome, Nicole. We're going to put it on the air just for you right now, babes. Thanks.

Brian Clint, coming straight out of the year 2001. Here's Lady Marmalade on Zit-Em. Sister soul, sister soul, sister flow, sister flow, sister flow, sister flow, sister flow. Brie and Clint Brie and Clint The winner of Birthday Banger today Is Lil' Kim, Pink, Christina Aguilera, Maya,

Missy Elliott. Don't forget Missy Elliott. And probably some other people too. Dr. Dre. Rude that they didn't get Brittany in there. Yeah. Do you reckon it's because she I feel like, and I don't want to speak out of turn,

I think Britney's career was already soaring. Right, but Christina's wasn't? Not at this time. Really? In 2001? Like, Christina hadn't done Dirty yet. No, surely she had. She hadn't done Dirty yet.

Really? Mate, I'm a big Christina Aguilera fan. I'm telling you, this is before Dirty. What year did Jenny in a Bottle come out? 1998? This is 2001. Okay, hold on. I need to Google now. Maybe I'm wrong. You have a look. Genie in a Bottle.

Because you're right, Britney was instantly a superstar and I think that was 1998. Genie in a Bottle, 1999. 1999, okay. And then hold on. What year did Dirty come out? Dirty with two R's? D-I. 1999, okay. And then hold on. Yeah, what year did Dirty come out? What year? Dirty with two R's.

D-I. R-R. R-R-T-Y? Yeah. That's what it was. Dirty. Dirty, 2002. Oh, okay.

I thought so. Okay, my timeline's off. There you go. Who won in the end, do you reckon? Britney or Christina? Oh, no, I can't answer it. Who won in the end, do you reckon, Brittany or Christina? Brittany. Oh, no, I can't answer it.

Have you seen, speaking of Christina Aguilera, have you seen, do any of her TikToks pop up on your feed? No, no, she's not in my algorithm. I don't know what skin regime she is doing or what, like, cryogenic freezing thing is happening. She's going backwards in age. Really? She looks unbelievable. Good for her.

Look out for them. And I literally, every time I see it, I'm like, God, I want to know what creams and lotions and potions. I shall sell you one. If you click the link, I shall sell you one. And I'll buy it too. Bree and Clint. Hey, Mike.

Sorry, that was on air. Cyril on ZM and stumbling, and I don't think it was audible. I just told the producers to get on their mics because we need their opinions on this next topic. Oh, yes, we do. We all need to delve deep into this because Cadbury have confirmed

what their latest flavour of chocolate is they're going to be bringing out. I'm into these. It's a real arms race in the chocolates business these days, eh? To come up with the most exciting combination that no one has thought of yet. Totally. I feel like the biggest one,

the biggest new flavour in the past decade, you can't go past the very popular caramilk. Was that new or did they bring it back? That's a great question. I, producers, was that new? I believe it was new. I feel like maybe it was like a 90s, 2000s thing. Yeah, it was an old one.

It was, eh? No way. That was like the bringing it back. And everyone was like, yay, it's finally here. Or maybe it was a Backstreet Boys situation where they said that Backstreet was back, but actually Backstreet was brand new. And everyone was like,

I don't remember when they were here the first time. Backstreet never left. Yeah. Wow,reet was brand new. And everyone was like, I don't remember when they were here the first time. Backstreet never left. Yeah. Wow, there you go. That's blown my mind. What do you think's been like some of the ripping new flavours? I know some duds. I love the Whittaker's company.

I love their chocolate so much. They have some great ones. That K-Bar one that they did was disgusting. What one? K-Bar. So K-Bar is like a New Zealand like toffee bar. Gotcha. But it's like lime flavoured. Oh, yeahBar is like a New Zealand toffee bar. Gotcha. But it's like lime flavoured.

Oh, yeah. And they put the jelly inside the chocolate. It was just a miss. You know it's a miss when you see it at New World. It's on the end of the aisles and they're doing like three for one. You're like trying to get rid of them. That's been a flop. The jelly tip from Whittaker's was good.

Jelly tip was good. It was very good. Top deck from Cadbury's good. It was great. Oh, that's not a new one. No, it's not. Yeah, true, true, true, true. It's been around for a while. Those mar. Top Deck from Cadbury's good. It was great. Oh, that's not a new one. No, it's not. Yeah, true, true, true, true. It's been around for a while.

Those marvellous creations from Cadbury are pretty intense. You're not the biggest fan. They're like, put everything in it. It's like a party in my mouth. Put some biscuits in, put some mint in, put some jelly beans in. It's like it's fireworks and they're all going off in my mouth. It's a great time. Anyway, there's a new one.

There's a new one from Cadbury. And people are very excited about this but also cautious. Cadbury Dairy Milk have confirmed that they will be bringing out a mud cake inspired chocolate. Yes, please. And when I think mud cake inspired chocolate, I am thinking the cheap, delicious, iconic mud cake you get from the supermarket.

Yeah, yeah. I'm thinking hard chocolate on the outside, gooey, ultra rich, like very cocoa heavy chocolate in the middle. I'm almost wanting a cake like kind of substance on the inside. Oh, yeah. That's what I want. That's what I want to see. They have one that's cakey on the inside. Oh, yeah. That's what I want. That's what I want to see.

They have one that's cakey on the inside. What is it? Cadbury have it, and it's like... What one's that? Oh, it's not going to come to me. Oh, no. Like, I don't want to be seeing biscuit in my mud cake-inspired chocolate. We've got Black Forest. We've got Berry and Biscuit.

Don't they make mud cake with the dark chocolate as well? Isn't it icing dark chocolate? Which you will hate. Yeah, not for me. Not for me. But maybe a mixture I might be around. It doesn't mean it's going to be great automatically, but I think the idea is great.

The idea is there. I'm positively optimistic. But, I mean, look at us here. We're all judging. Totally. You know, these people that are trying to reinvent the wheel. Yeah. Let's try and reinvent the wheel ourselves.

Let's come up with some new options for chocolate flavours. Look, if either of the major chocolate companies are listening, Whittaker's, Cadbury, even if the Hershey's people are listening, these are all our intellectual property. Once we say them, they're ours. Yes. But we're willing to partner with you guys. 100%. Yes. But we're willing to partner with you guys. 100% we are.

Absolutely we're willing to partner with you. Who wants to go first? I do. Okay, what have you got? What do you reckon would be great chocolate flavour? I think I've cracked it. I think I've found the perfect Kiwi combination. I think this would go well in Australia as well.

Here we go. No, it's good. I'm not going to say fish and chips. I'm not. I thought you were. No. I think ambrosia. Ambrosia?

Ambrosia. Everybody's making weird faces at me. You guys don't remember ambrosia? That dessert with the whipped cream and the yogurt and the- I had it for the first time last Christmas. The little marshmallows in it? Like, yeah. It's like berries and marshmallows and yogurt and cream.

And it's like purpley pink. Yeah. It's very 80s. It'd be nice with chocolate, though. Yeah. Yeah, delicious. Yeah, I can see that. I mean, if you're going to go down that line, another great one.

Pavlova flavour. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like that would be a winner. It needs to have a bit of kiwi fruit in it. Yep. Or strawberries. Oh, I could have one with, oh, yeah. Yeah, I can like that would be a winner. It needs to have a bit of kiwi fruit in it. Yep. Or strawberries. Oh, I could have one with, oh, yeah.

Yeah, I can see that happening. How has no one done pavlova? And it could be, it's a white chocolate, isn't it? True, like a meringue flavour. It's a white chocolate. How has no one done pavlova yet? Guys, if Whitaker's is listening, Cadbury, as we said, whoever, we're willing to sell these ideas.

Yeah, yeah. Claudia, you got one for us? You've heard of the pain au chocolat. Yeah. I present you the chocolat au pain, which is like a croissant inside chocolate. Pastry chocolate, you reckon? Yeah.

I like it. Get the layers in there. Because I always think... Chocolat au pain. With my pain au chocolat, this could be great, but with more chocolate. And it would be a dipper. You could put that in your coffee.

If I go in French, can I get like a croque monsoeur chocolate too, where it's got ham and cheese inside it? Keen on that. Okay, Ella, before we do yours, does it have to be oat milk chocolate because you're vegan? Nah, I've gone just generic. Generic? Okay, good. I want it to be vegan.

You've got to go popular. Carrot cake. Yeah! Oh, yeah! I could, good. I want it to be vegan. You've got to go popular. Carrot cake. Yeah. I could see that. I love carrot cake. Yeah. They need to get that icing, you know, that cream cheese icing right. That flavour.

Yeah. Need to be like a swirl through it. These are such good ideas. I feel like these are all good ones. These are such good ideas. Normally we're here to just make silly jokes, but I feel like we're coming up with some weapons. How dumb are we just saying these out loud?

I know. If RJs are listening, the Kiwi company, we can make this happen. Anyone. Call us. We can make this happen. Put us up. We'll do it with Whittaker's, but we'll literally do it with anyone. We wouldn't say no to anyone.

Anyone with a home kitchen. We are anyone's at this point. We've had a few Chardonnays. We're anyone's. Take us home. I a few Chardonnays We're anyone's Yeah, yeah, take us home I want to meet Nigella What's her name? Lawson

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