ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 2nd May 2025

Episode Date: May 2, 2025

The finale of Claud's mystery... or is it?  Ali Williams and the successful first season for Auckland FC. Bree blows our minds.  Fridayoke - Anxiety by Doechii. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Make some noise for the original. Zedem's Bree and Clint! Hi everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint Friday show. Oh, happy Friday guys, we made it. We made it, we did it. We got here, oh Oh it feels good. And the sun's out where we are which is crazy for what's been happening this week around the country. I know. It's wet wet wet. You gonna tell everybody your big news?

My big news? Nah I'd rather not tell people No. No, I'm embarrassed. Well, why should you be embarrassed? I did it. Oh, guys, I went to get an eye test and I need glasses. All eyes. Only for when I'm tired and for reading and for watching TV. Yeah. It's confronting, eh?

Mm. Yeah. I really didn't want them. I was the same, I was an arrogant, non-glasses wearer up until 12 months ago. I put it off. Yeah, I put it off. And then you go for the test and they're like,

um, you should have been wearing these for a long time. Can I say, if you are like me and you're on the fence, um, Bailey Nelson does the most thorough test. They test everything. They're so good there. They do like, they test the back of your eye. They do all the million possible tests. They do a very thorough job and anyway it turns out... Your eyes are munted. Got stigmatisms. Yeah. Now you get to debut your new frame soon. That'll be fun. I hope I'm one of the sexy people that wear glasses. I feel like I'm gonna be not a sexy glasses wearer. I don't know. It depends

what glasses you get. Claudia, what do you think? Claudia's always pretty honest. Will I be sexy in glasses or not sexy? You're always sexy, Bri. No, I genuinely think that if you get the right frame you're gonna look hot. Thank you, Claude. I don't know what you've picked. We don't know what you picked. Yeah, we don't know what you picked. Yeah, I could have picked the wrong ones. We've got to fear you in a bit, Rogue. Oh, what if I picked the wrong ones? Like when I got those Jeffrey Dahmer looking glasses.

Oh, yeah, they weren't good. No offense, these are much better. Anyway, fun show on the way for you guys today. We'll add our last item to Zidem's ad to cut at four o'clock. You can win it at five o'clock. We're gonna do Dochi for Friday Hokey at five o'clock, and we're gonna kick things off with tradie vs lady Let's do a 50 bucks up for grabs last game of the week

If you want a crack give us a call now plays their names Brian Clint All right the tradies in the, one more time for the week. Who's gonna take it out? It's 10 point difference. Tradies on 27, ladies on 37. Our ladies in the Manawatu, she's 33 and she can touch her nose with her tongue. Welcome to the show, Ashley.

That is quite impressive. How'd you figure out you could do that? I don't know. What does your nose taste like? I don't know. Can you pick your nose with your tongue? No. What does your tongue smell like? I don't know. You're taking on our trading today from Hawke's Bay, they're 25 and they like Formula One. Their favourite team is McLaren, welcome to the show, Sammy. G'day Sammy. Hi.

Did Drive to Survive get you into Formula One or were you before the show? It wasn't Drive to Survive, no. Oh, you're an OG. You're an OG fan. Yes and no. Yes, oh. Well, I need to know, there's a story here, what's going on?

It was TikTok. TikTok? Okay, yeah fair enough. Okay interesting. And now you're Oscar Piestri all day every day? Yes, 100%. Even though he's Australian? Even though he's Australian.

God he must be good. He must be bloody good. Let's go with your guys' names as buzzers today so we can tell you apart. Sammy, Ashley, first to three correct answers wins $50 cash, good luck. Here we go guys, question number one. How old is Rihanna?

Is she 44, 40, or 37? Ashley. Yes, Ashley. 37. I mean, yes. That is correct on the money. I thought she was older than that but she's only 37. Yeah. God she's done a lot. Okay one to the ladies question number two. How many inches are there in a foot? Sammy. Yes Sammy. 12. You're on the money. Well done. We are one a piece in this game. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. Ashley's in.

Sammy. Ed Sheeran. Yeah Ed Sheeran. Well done. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. You need this one Sammy to stay in at question number four. What sort of drink would you be having if you were drinking the longest drink in town? Sammy. Sammy's in. And milkshake. Well done! This is a great game for a Friday.

We're all tied up here in the fifth. This is for the win. Question number five. What did the itsy bitsy spider climb up? Sammy. Sammy for the win. It was a water spout. It was a water spout. It was a water spout.

It indeed was. Well done. Tradey win. That's a good game. Very good game. I forgot to speak. Oh, he got some excited people in the background too. Happy Friday everyone.

Have a good weekend. I can only imagine how frustrating it is if you have one of those names that you've never Happy Friday everyone. Have a good weekend. ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. I can only imagine how frustrating it is if you have one of those names that people just can't pronounce right. Yeah. You know, people get it wrong all the time. And you know what? I feel like most of the time the parents are to blame. It's either how they've spelt it, what name they've given you.

Normally it's come from them. What if you're an S-I-A-N-Shan though? Whose fault is that? That's whoever created that name's fault. Is that their fault, is it? Yeah. Because that name is not spelt how it sounds. No, it's not.

At all. Cyan? Cyan? No, it's Shan. Oh, obviously it's Shan. Oh, I thoughtyan? Cyan? No, it's Shan. Oh, obviously it's Shan. Oh, I thought you would have spelled Shan. S-H-A-R-N.

Shan. But no, let's go with S-I-A-N. We thought it'd be Shan like shart, but no, it's S-I-A-N. Yeah, S-I-A-N. Shan. Don't know. There's a woman who is insanely angry after she's given her daughter a name and not one person that she's met on her travels has been able to pronounce her daughter's

name right? Okay. I think it's the mum's fault. Right okay she should have been aware of this. Well I think she's done it to she's done it to herself if she's getting frustrated and she's done it to her daughter because of the name that she's given her and how they've spelledelt it Give us the name. Okay, is everyone ready? Yeah, I see how you would pronounce this So they one-year-old daughter Her name is e L a e La

No, it's la eE. It's pronounced L-A like the city. Oh but it's about E-L-A-E. LA. LA. No but it's LA. Yeah. Is that a, did she invent the name? I think so. Yeah well then you don't get upset. There's no reference. You should have called her LA. I don't know if you can. Or A-L-L-A-Y. LA. LA. Olay!

I thought we could play a game. You can't get annoyed. You can't get annoyed. You've created the name, essentially, so people are gonna get it wrong. You know, if you wanna be a pioneer, then you have to be willing to have a few rich mistakes. Rich from us though, we've all got Bogg Standard, Straddy 180 names.

Yeah, Pixie, pretty standard. Claudia, standard. Brie, standard. Clint, standard. I have come up with a game this afternoon where I want people and you know if you're one of these people where you've gone through life with everyone pronouncing your name wrong. I want you to call us up. We're gonna get the spelling of the name and then you and I Clint. We will try and

pronounce it correctly. We only get one go each. Yeah. Yeah. So you have to pronounce it right on the first go. And we either get a point if it's right or we don't. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And we just add us to the list of people who've pronounced your name wrong. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So 0800DIALSADEM.

If everyone always gets your name wrong. Exactly. Yeah, give us a spelling, we'll try and pronounce it. We'll give it a go. We're notoriously not good at this. Real bad at it. We'll put our best foot forward. Even bog standard names can't get wrong. We bad at it. We'll put our best foot forward. Even Bog's standard name's clean as well.

We promise to try. Give it our best shot. That is Franklin. Dr. Dre, California Love on ZM. He suffered from that his whole career, didn't he? Yeah. Tupac? Yeah, Tupac.

Is it Tupac? Tupac. Tupac. Tupac, which is exactly what we're attempting to do here this afternoon. Pronounce people's names right that never get pronounced, right? Yeah, that's the challenge. That is the challenge We only get one shot

So our producers have screened the calls. They've Written the names out on the screen. So first up is caller number one. Hi caller number one Hi spelling. We've got your name is a-L-I-C-I-A. I reckon it's Alicia. Do you? I reckon it's Alicia. Gab, go with Alicia. Caller number one, how do you pronounce your name?

You're both wrong. It's Alicia. Alicia. Oh, it was closer! The fancy version of Alicia Except we're not American you know, that's the American pronouncement Is it? Is it? Is it? I hear ya, I hear ya Okay thanks, Alicia, we appreciate it

Alicia It's gonna call at number 2, C-H-E-Y-N-E Hey guys We've talked to you before, you've called up before? Yep I've had a hack at your name before, I think I checked it out there and I said Cheyenne. But don't tell us if that's right yet, Bree's gotta have a go.

Chynae. Congrats, you're both wrong. Oh, what is it? Congrats, you're both wrong. Is it Shane? Shane. Is it Shane? Yeah.

God, no wonder people get it wrong. C-H-E-Y-N-E. What do most people say? Oh, Sheney, Shainey, Cheyenne, Cheney. Do we get Cheney? Cheney. I'm sure I have. Cheney.

Yeah. Cheney. Well, I win now. You win a change of name down of the local government. Oh, thanks guys. Hey, thanks for calling, Shane. Bartholesha. Let's go to call number three H-A-N-I-I. Hello. Hi. Are you there? Hi H-A-N-I-I I'm going to say honey but don't tell if it's right yet Honey

Honey, honey What is it? Honey Honey like what bees make And they spelled it with an A Um yeah Yeah I can see why people get it wrong. Oh honey. Oh honey. Okay. We've got none right.

None. We need to get this one right. Caller number four your name is spelled A-N-N-E-M-I-E-K-E. Kia ora. Kia ora. We left the hardest one till last. I'm gonna say anamika is what I'm gonna say but don't tell us yet. Anamika. An? Anamiki? Clint you're not far off., what is it? It's Anamika, yeah. That's what I said, didn't I? Yeah, yeah, it looks like Anna. Anamika.

Anamika. Where is that name? Where's the origins from, Anamika? It's Dutch, it's from the Netherlands. Yeah, right, interesting. Cool name. But I'm sure it's caused you problems where no one can pronounce it. Yeah, what do people usually say, Anika?

Anna. No, just, oh, Ann Maiki's my favourite. Ann Maiki! Ann Maiki! Ann Maiki! Ann Maiki! Ann Maiki! Ann Maiki!

Ann Maiki! Ann Maiki! Ann Maiki! Ann Maiki! Ann Maiki! But I'm sure it's caused you problems where no one can pronounce it. What do people usually say? Anika? Anna. No, just... Oh, oh, Ann Maiki's my favourite. Ann Maiki! Well, thanks for calling Annamika, we appreciate it. Bye Annamika! Sweet ass. There's all kinds of names coming through on the text machine. It doesn't work because we can't hear you correctly pronounce it.

Yeah, I know. But the best one is Saoirse. Spelled S-A-O-I-R-S-E. Saoirse. Saoirse. Like Saoirse Ronan. Oh, right. Even Dina, a Hollywood reporter,

pronounced Saoirse Ronan's name as Swarose Ronan. I owe someone an apology on the text machine. Someone said, my nine-year-old daughter is a YLA Ayla a YLA a YLA Why do you owe them an apology and it's she said she said the last time Bree called her Ila

It cut her real deep. I apologize a la I'll never get it wrong again I apologize Ayla I'll never get it wrong again. There it goes. Please welcome to the studio rugby World Cup winning All Black and now co-owner of the incredibly successful Auckland FC football club Allie Williams. Hey team how are we? Nobody to love. I've got heaps to love. I've got five kids, a beautiful wife, three dogs, a better dragon, 23 footballers. You're busy? We've got a decent fan base that he loves. Minimum 18,000 fans in the stadium each time. That's what we like, that's what we like. We can have more team, we can have more. What an absolute dream run, launching a new football club and you know taking out the league and did you ever think

you would be here? Like did you guys ever think that this is how it would go or you knew you had the faith? Look I think you jump into something like this because deep down your heart you know you can do something really really cool and you can change something. Did you think you'd get here as fast? No. You couldn't do it any fast. In the back of your head you're like, we can do that. We can't do that hard. Right, let's do it. And the fact that it's actually played out and done it has been pretty incredible. But so much to learn. One of the things we

love is there's so many more opportunities. There's so many ways that we can engage in our people and the fans and all that sort of stuff. You've got to win the whole thing, yeah. Well, we do have to win the whole thing, but interesting enough in football, to win the plate is more prestigious than to win the finals and stuff. And I was like, no boys, don't start celebrating. They're like, mate, this means more than winning the playoffs.

We watched on the weekend and the boys getting the plate and everyone trying to drink out of it, but it's not a trophy, it's a plate. Did you ever drink out of it? I couldn't drink out of it no no it was quite different obviously being a player and then now being on the other side of the fence you really respect that they deserve their time and it's their time their moment like they've done all the hard work no one ever knows how hard they've worked so you sort of for me it's very much about giving them their time and yeah

things like that I sometimes even feel guilty coming on the radio show just to talk about them. Because I mean that's one of the best part about it is such good dudes. Like the team. I feel that. They seem like a real tight-knit group too. Yeah, massive, massive. They give so much back and I think, you know, if you think about where the football landscape sits currently is like a team out of New Zealand is sort of fifth ranked right like right down the bottom on a world

scale these young fellas gents have so many opportunities to get bigger and bigger and bigger you know and and it's right there in front of them like you see a Chris Wood right he scored more goals in the premiership than anyone else this season the pathway is so he's a multi-millionaire because of it he set up for life crazy yeah crazy crazy Really, really great guy too. Still got that Kiwi thing, still that. So that pathway is awesome. What's the secret? So you guys are packing out Mount Smart every week, as are the WAs as well. What do your old mates, the Blues, need to do to fill up their stadium? What's the difference? I can't give them the secret sauce but...

need to do to fill up their stadium? What's the difference? I can't give them the secret sauce but um... They gotta pay for that. Is it win some games? No look being a being a player I don't want to put all the elements on people turning up just based on results. Yes I know it helps, yes I try and deny it but no I understand and we accept that it helps but for us it's about family, for us it's about bringing communities together, bringing people together, having a fun experience. You know, it doesn't actually matter where it is. It's bringing us all together and getting your neighbors

and the kids and all that sort of stuff. Making it fun for mom and dad to take their kids to it. And kids, we all know attention spans. I mean, I'm 44 and still got an attention span of a five-year-old. Like, there's gotta be something else apart from the product in the middle. That is not what we're selling. The product is from Monday all the way to Saturday.

There's a game in the middle, but there's food, there's slides, there's all sorts of stuff. It is very noticeable, can I say, like all the other elements that go into going to watch an Auckland FC game. There is so much going on and it does make it super enjoyable for the whole family to go down and make a day of it. Speaking of, you know, opportunities,

we've got to talk about Auckland Arena. Yes, we do. What's going on there? Look, we as a group are very, very driven to, or believe and driven that we can do something even greater And and we look at the stadium opportunity and we see Western Springs down there And we're we're thinking this could be amazing so a boutique sort of twelve and a half fifteen thousand seat a stadium down at Western Springs Same feel as what mounts marks family environment. It's not all about just the football on the middle of the field. It's about around it. It's about high performance. It's about entertainment.

It's about all those sorts of things, hospitality. So mum doesn't even need to go to the game and the father and son could be in the game and she could be in the restaurant next door. So it's that whole encompassing area that people come to. And at the moment, we're out there now with the support of the council. They've said that we're their preferred option, so now it's about we need the people of Auckland to come out and speak and support and say, yeah, we really, really want this.

And that's what we're looking for because at the end of the day, you don't have to do these sorts of things, but we believe we can make a big difference in Auckland. So if you get on that AucklandArena.com website and put your support in, that's huge for us. I live walking distance to that area. And I need to ask you, Ali, will people around the area, you know, if it does come off, will we get tickets to the games?

Oh, tickets? I didn't expect that one. Look, without promising anything, because obviously it's not my money. I'm sure we can figure something out. Will I get tickets? Can I have some free tickets to the game? I tell you what, I'll do you a deal. If you can drum up so much support from Aucklanders to support this, then I could potentially

find you a box. Sorry. I don't know where you're going there. Two boxes. One for me, one for Clint. Yeah, okay. We could work out an arrangement there. To be honest, that's what AFC has been built around, is about us all working together

to make it better. Good. So generally, we're asking the public to say, if you really want this to happen, let's all get behind it, let's tell these councillors we want this to happen and this is what we could do and then the proof's in the pudding. I've loved the rivalry that's been created this year, particularly between Auckland and Wellington. What's your message to Phoenix fans now that it's all done and dusted?

Oh, it's a lot of fun, isn't it? It's just awesome. I think you've got to walk towards that sort of stuff. It's really respectful. The reason there's such rivalry is because they want to win. I think football is showing other sports around this country that have some true passion, give or die what the result is, but have some real passion. We've got our supporters, which are second to none, best in the country.

Very good, yeah. And for the Wellingtonians, there's next year, right? We go to war again. Yeah. We have a lot of fun with it, the whole lead up and some friendly banter and all that sort of stuff. That's the best part about it. Oh yeah, banter is magic. It's at the heart of it.

The banter is everything. I need to ask while you're here, a women's A league team for the Auckland FC club, is it happening, when are we gonna see it, Ali? It's definitely happening, I can guarantee you it's definitely happening. Timing is of an issue currently. Okay. And that is between ourselves and the A league.

So, you know, trust me, I got a beard next to Anna Mowbray every night and she's the one that's saying, what's happening, what's happening, when's it happening, when's it happening. Reremey wants to know, is there an upper age limit because she'd love to lace up the boots again. I mean, I might get the boots back on if you need me, Ali, I'm here. Hey, you know what, there's the, you know, no door is ever closed.

No door is ever closed. Not truly. Hey, congrats on all the success so far and good luck for the finals, it's so good. Thanks very much, team. Ali Williams from Auckland FC. How exciting. Good to see people doing and having success. B&M's Bri and Clint podcast. Clint, sometimes you and I, we love to surprise our producers.

They work really hard and sometimes we love to bring them on the show and, you know, give them a surprise, test their ability sometimes. Give them a nice surprise. Give them an opportunity to shine. Yeah You know give you your moment and a couple of weeks ago We did exactly that when the audio was going viral Where it was noted that a woman of whatever age should be able to do 11 push-ups Mmm, actual push-ups not the knee push-ups, not the knee push-ups. Not knees, yeah.

We put Claudia to the test, you passed. Barely. You passed. But you did it. You did it. There's now a new fitness challenge that is doing the rounds after fitness expert, Kristin Collins has revealed exactly how many squats

each age group should be able to do. Okay. So we've got different age groups. Do you want, let's go from the top. I reckon we'll go from the 70s and up. How many squats do you reckon they should be able to do? Ten. I was gonna say eight. Twenty non-stop body weight squats. Get it, 70s. 60s, 30. Okay. 50s, 40. I see what we're doing, yeah. And then the other two categories are 20s

and then the 30s to 40s. You fall into the 30s to 40s and the amount of non-stop bodyweight squats that you should be able to do is 50. 50. 50, yep. Should we put it to the test over a song? 100%.

Yeah. We'll play a song. Can you just give us, we're talking bodyweight squats. Yep. Yep. Hips below knees. Yeah. Squats.

Just a standard squat and they have to be 50 in a row. Okay. You know what? I'm not going gonna make any excuses but I do need to pee and my knees have been sore today. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I went to the gym yesterday. You better squat fast then. That sounds like two excuses and you said you didn't want to make any. Just putting those caveats out there. But I'm willing to give it a go. Yeah. Okay.

But you have to check my form. She can do 11 push-ups. Can she do 50 squats? I believe. I reckon she's got it in the bag. One T-Pain song and we'll be back with an answer. Feel free to do squats with us by the way. Yeah, save your faster than Claudia. She hasn't started yet. She'll be starting in five, four, three, two, one. Get squatting. The ZM podcast network call it off call it off she didn't even need the whole song she got to 50 with ease stopping there though I kept going start to slow

down a bit now how did you get to I wanted to stop there because I just hit 69 69 nice good place to stop squatting. Yeah. If you missed it, Bree said that a woman in her 30s should be able to do 50 non-stop squats. Yes. Yeah, body weight squats. How was my form?

Was it OK? It was pretty good. It goes down 10 squats every new decade you get to. So you've just got to survive till your 40s, and then you only have to do 40. Easy. Yeah, so it goes 20s, you have to do 50, non-stop body weight squats.

30s to 40s is 50. 50s is 40, 60s is 30, 70s is 20. Right, okay. Something that sticks in, they say, I'm 59 and I can do 200 squats, no issue. I will not conform to someone else's age group categorization. Yeah you go. Yeah you tell them. Also that's incredible 200 squats for anyone.

Yeah. I don't think I could do 200 squats. I bet Clint could do it. I bet that person's good. I feel like Clint could probably do it. You should do 200 squats. He'd be perfectly capable. Not after the lunch I had. Yeah. Oh my god. I bet that 59 year old's got a bunda. What's a bunda? Yeah, you know what a bunda is? Yeah, a bunda. A bubble butt? Yeah. Yeah, that person would have a bum like a kumquat. What? A kumquat. It's a fruit! Okay. Well, I'm gonna go back to squatting. Yeah, I might play a song. You guys did that, not me.

It's ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. It's time for the One Second Song Challenge. Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song. No hesitating. You only got one second, one song No hesitating You only got one second One second Let's do it

Playing for 50 bucks cash thanks to our mates at Neon Reese you're going to be on team Bree Welcome along Reese Thanks, thanks Bree Let's get you this 50 mate And Clara you're going to be on team Clint, hi Hi Clara Hello Claudia's going to tell us how this works so we're all on the same

page. Hello Claudia. Hi Claude. So this is the one second song challenge. Pretty good. We'll start a song from the beginning. Buzz in with your name. I'm looking for the artist and the name of the song. And as we are now in May, also known as... It's gonna be May. In SYNC songs. No. New Zealand Music Month. So these are all Kiwi artists, all songs. NSYNC's not a New Zealand artist. Yeah, weird that I choose that song then, eh? Yeah, I don't understand. I know that Lance Bass is...

Oh, he's from Dargaville, eh? He's from Dargaville. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I have heard that about him. He doesn't talk about it much though. No, he doesn't. Nah, he keeps that really under wraps. Most people from Dargaville don't. Yeah, they keep it on the down though.

These songs. Or the Dargalo as they say. I have heard them say that. The D-lo. The D is for Dargaville. Yeah, the Dargalo. Okay, these are all New Zealand artists or songs that feature New Zealand artists. Right. Okay. So we're working in teams. First team to three points takes home the win. Bree and Clint, you guys are doing the first round and then Reese and Clara, I'll get you to do the second round. Are we ready? Ready. Here's your first song. Clint. Bree. Anxiety. No. Oh no. Kimbra and somebody that I used to know. Well done. You didn't let me finish.

I was saying I had anxiety about guessing because I wasn't sure. Your millennial card, Bri. I've always been more jinsed. Reese and Clara, are you guys ready to give this a go? Yep. Okay. Okay, buzz them with your name if you know it. Here is your song. Reese is in.

Claire. Claire. Reese. Reese. Uh, six, uh, six, uh, six sixty. Yeah. Um. You got it. Three, two... No, give him a second!

She's giving him three seconds. Just say any old song, Rees. No, Clara, you're up. Long gone by 660. Well done. Someday when you give up You'll be waking up to fall That was close.

And tell me you will know That's alright, Rees. You're half there. Baby I'll be gone Alright, back to us. Okay, yeah, Bree and Clint. Oh, this is Max Point. Yeah, if you get this one, you're winning. That's alright Reese. You're half there. Alright back to us. Okay, yeah, Bree and Clint. Oh this is a match point? Yeah, if you get this one you're winning so Bree you really need to get this one okay? Yeah, no shit Claudia. Here it is. Clint. Clint.

The dudes in Bliss. Yeah it is. Wasn't our day Reese, wasn't our day. Yeah, one week. Hey Clara, I'm stoked with that, I'm stoked with us. Yay! There's 50 bucks coming your way thanks to Neon. Thanks. Sweet.

We can do Aussie songs next week if you want. When is Aussie Music Month? That's a great question. I don't know if they have one. Really? No, they don't have any good music there. Nah, that's a lie. What about Savage Garden?

Oh true, I take that back. And I love the Hilltop Woods. Clint hates them, but I like them. Hate is a strong word. I don't care about them. You don't care for it? What do you call it? Careful. Bre and Clint are back after this on ZM. It's ZM's Bre and Clint podcast. We've all been waiting for this and

I know if you've heard the Claudia story over the last couple of days, you'll be hanging out for some sort of result. Claudia, have you got anything for us today? Can you recap it ever so slightly for people who haven't heard? So the recap is my dad sent me a post from the Mozgeal Notice Board and it was a picture of a wedding album that had been found on the side of the road. The wedding album, the names on the front were my parents' names. It was the same location, the same date, the same reverend, the same reception, except the date was four years later.

And it was the same day and same month. Same day, same month, but four years later, and the photos were not their photos. It was the same names as your mother and father. Yeah. Including your mother's maiden name. Yeah. Same spelling and everything.

Same spelling, and it was like found in Mosgill, and the wedding was in Auckland. We haven't even spoken about the weird fact that a wedding album was found in a ditch on the side of the road. That's weird in itself. Last we heard you had put in a request to join the Mosgill page.

You had messaged the person who put the post up. Where are we at? So I didn't get any result from that. so I messaged one of the admins of the Moskiel page and I got in. Okay. Finally. So I went to find the post. It was gone. Okay. What? Yeah. So I was like okay this is the last resort, this is the last thing I can do. I put the screenshot of the post back into the thing. Yes. Tagged the person that had originally done it. I was like this is so public, but I need to figure this out.

She's messaged me. Oh, okay. So this is the woman that found the wedding album on the side of the road, did the right thing, and was like, does this belong to anyone? Yeah. Did you tell her anything, like when you messaged her? So all I said to her was, hey, well, I did say these are my parents' names, and I want to figure out what's going on here. So this is what she said Please remove the post the album was a sample album from an old photographer with many other wedding photos hence why I removed my post, please delete your post and

Unfortunately, that's that's where the saga is gonna end What? I'm so disappointed. So what I think is that the photographer that my parents used, this is that photographer and they've made a sample to show to other couples that are looking for a photographer. Just I don't know, maybe it was the last wedding that they did and they just used the same details and it's just a sample. Oh my god. And they just chucked some other photos in there yeah but why would they have

changed the date I assume because maybe they made the album in 1990 which is when the oh yeah so it's not an item from a pair of being such a boomer like you were led to believe something no but let's just remember the person Claudia messaged, the woman she messaged didn't know anything. No, I know, but she put up the album looking for its owner and then you have come forward and you've gone, hey, the details you've posted. Like that's my parents.

Could not pertain to your life in any more specific away. Or have people from the alternate universe got a hold of this woman? They've contacted her and she just to cover it up. Yeah, and now they're using her as a puppet. They've told her what to say. I'm so disappointed. No, I'm not.

At least we have answers. We have an actual resolution. No, these are not the answers that I wanted because the first time in my life I started to believe in supernatural possibilities. Really? Was this the story that did it for you? The most rational outcome that we could have been on.

But it makes full sense. Are you convinced though? Because I don't know that I'm convinced. You haven't done what I suggested that you do, which is speak to the Reverend and ask if he conducted. Because if you let this die and there is more to it, it will never come back up again.

But if you just speak to the Reverend or just speak to the current Reverend at that church and just, because they have a registry of all the people who get married there and just say, can you just look at this date for me and see if some people got married on this date that matched my parents' names? I feel like I'm inside a video game right now.

Talk to the Reverend. Talk to the Reverend from the church. He will have the answers for you and then off you go. This is a pick a path right now. You can choose, you can choose Breeze easy option, which is let it go. Or you can choose my harder option, which is drive yourself insane like Russell Crowe in a beautiful mind and keep following this thing until it ruins your life. End up in the same position we're in right now.

Yeah like what if they just have thrown you off the scent like what if there was a tear in in in some sort of portal. She's coming over. We all just bought it straight away we all were like oh yeah that makes sense. That story checks out. By the way, Claudia, we've had a text in that says, that lady is such a rude Mozgelean. We are not all that rude. We know that. We love the people of Mozgelean. I did feel like I'd been told off, though. And then I replied going, oh, that explains it.

She didn't even look at my message. Well, I even posted it if you don't want people to talk to you about it? Yeah, I don't know. Maybe she was embarrassed. Maybe she's been inundated by people messaging her after we talked about it on the radio for three days in a row.

Could be that. All things at this stage are possible. We won't know anything until Kordia speaks to the goddamn reverend. Play Zayn Am ZM's Brian Clint. Time for a Friday Okie. Ladies and gentlemen, Brian Clint's Friday Okie. But it has been a while.

It's been about three weeks. At least. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, maybe four. Maybe four. I think it's been four. Yeah. Well, hopefully your eardrums have healed over that time

because we are back to take on another song. It's our karaoke challenge. This week, we've decided to do Dochi's Anxiety. Somebody's watching me is my anxiety. Why did you pick this song? Because it's huge. It's a banger. Was it a song where you heard it and you went...

Did I pick it for a competitive advantage? Like did you think I could do that? No, I don't think... You picked it for fun. I picked it for fun. I generally pick them for fun. I do. I do. I do. It's not my fault if you suck at them. In fact, did I pick it?

I didn't remember that. You picked it. Okay. Hey Claude, he picked it. I don't remember picking it. If you knew, we need your help. Friday Oki doesn't work without you listening.

Okay. So what you're going to hear is my anxiety because I chose it. And then you'll hear Bree's anxiety. Yeah. Yeah. In song form.

I apologise. And then we'll look for five people to call through and vote on who the winner is, okay? You guys get to choose the winner. You're talking about the song anxiety, not just our anxiety. No, correct. About these going out on air. But it's sort of inception because within there you will also hear our anxiety about singing the song Anxiety.

Yeah, I know. So yeah. Here they come. We'll start with mine and then we'll do Breeze. Alright, let's go. We're back into it. Wish us luck everybody. Anxiety, keep on trying me

I feel it quietly Trying to silence me, yeah My anxiety Can't shake it off of me Somebody's watching me And my anxiety, yeah, yeah Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, in Russia You could be my butler, shout my cutler Shout out to our yender, that's the guzzler Okay next thing, my life is a wet dream I call it a sex scene, the bag is a nice tease I tried to escape, my life is a x-ray I'm sorry, a sex tape, you only get one take

Quiet on the set please Rolling anxiety in 3, 2, 1 You gotta be happy I'm not disappointed with. You gotta be happy. I'm not disappointed with myself. You gotta be happy with that, it was very good. It's important to note, I feel, that all of those bits, Bree and I did both of all the bits. The breathing bits, all the backing track, cause don't she's doing all those bits. She's creating all those bits live so we did the same thing as well.

Yeah. I'm really keen to hear yours. I don't really want to hear mine after that. No, it'll be good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Be positive. Be positive. I can't even remember doing it.

I feel like you won last time we did Dochi. The first time we did Dochi. It's going to be good. It'll be good, yeah. Here's Bree's one. Anxiety, keep on trying me. I feel it quietly, trying to silence me. Yeah, my anxiety can't shake it off of me.

I feel it quietly, trying to silence me. Yeah, my anxiety can't shake it off of me. Yeah, my anxiety can't shake it off of me. Yeah, my anxiety can't shake it off of me. Yeah, my anxiety can't shake it off of me. Yeah, my anxiety can't shake it off of me. Yeah, my anxiety can't shake it off of me. Yeah, my anxiety can't shake it quietly Trying to silence me, yeah My anxiety, can't shake it off of me Somebody's watching me, and my anxiety, yeah Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr You can be my butler, shine my colour, shout out to a yender, that's the guzzler Okay, next thing, my life is a wet dream, I called it a sex scene, the bag is a nice tease I tried to escape, my life is an X-ray, I'm sorry you're sex tape, you only get one take Quiet on the set please

Roll an anxiety in three, two, one It's good! Gordie is happy, she said we both did well I'm happy Are you not embarrassed by us this week? I mean, it's not me, my name's not on it, so I don't feel embarrassed. But I feel like you get second-hand embarrassment some weeks. I mean, you were both solid this week.

Who's the solidest? Who did the biggest solid? Oh, $800 at M. We're looking for five people to call through right now and pick the winner of this week's Friday Oki. Who are you voting for? We'd love to hear your feedback. TNM's Bri and Clint podcast. Friday Oki! If you missed it, we just took on Dochi's anxiety for the return of Friday Oki. Mine sounded like this. Anxiety, keep on trying me. I feel it quietly, trying to silence me, yeah. And Bree sounded like this. Anxiety, keep on trying me. I feel it quietly, trying to silence me, yeah.

But I feel like the rap was our best bit for both of us. Yeah. Surely. We... You know? We were both mediocre, which is good for the Sigma. We have five people standing by to pick our winner today and we're gonna start with Clarice. Hi Clarice. Hi Clarice. Good afternoon team. What did you think of our Dochi? I think, I don't know

whether you want me to give it away straight away, but I think Brie has found her niche. What's her niche? That sort of breathy song with a bit of rap in it was definitely working for her, so I'm sorry Clint, but you're on the outter today. No worries. Thank you, Clarice. Your niche is breathy rap. I'll take it.

MC breathy rap. Thank you, Clarice. Thanks, Clarice. Have a good one. Second up is Vinnie on 0800'll take it. MC breathy rap. Thank you Clarisse. Thanks Clarisse, have a good one. Second up is Vinnie on 0800 dollars a day. Hi Vinnie. Hi Vinnie. Hi guys. What did you think about our Friday Oakey this week Vinnie? It was good.

Yeah? And for Breeze hers sounded like if you put a grandma and a dying cat together. That's what I was going for Vinnie. So I'm happy with that. a grandma and a dying cat together. That's what I was going for Vinnie. So I'm happy with that. A grandma and a dying cat. And a dying cat, so I'm happy. Okay, who are you gonna vote for though Vinnie? That's the important bit.

I gotta go for you Clint. Thank you brother, I appreciate it. Have a good weekend. I don't know if we needed to ask after the grandma dying cat comment. Well I thought maybe there was one coming for me too. You never know. Well maybe Vinnie's into grandmas and dying cats.

He could have been, he could have been, you're right. Rosie's here, hi Rosie. Hi Rosie. Hi. It's one each at the moment. What did you think about our anxiety? I thought they were both really good, but I thought Clint was a little better.

Fair enough, Rosie, fair enough. Thanks Rosie, appreciate it. Two one, let's go to Paige. Hi Paige. Hi Paige. Hello, how are you guys? Good, thank you Paige. We need your vote this week in Friday Oki. Where is it going? It's going to Bre but it

was a tough one today. Well I appreciate you kept me in it Paige. Tough because they were both bad or tough because they were both good? I think you both had your perks in certain parts. Okay, okay. You could be Prime Minister with that sort of answer page. That was very good. Yeah. Peaks and pits in both. Wait there. We are at tiebreak.

It's two apiece, which means, Rees, you hold all the power. Good afternoon. Hello, Rees. Good afternoon, guys. How are you? Good, thank you. I like the energy you're coming in with,

because you are the man that's gonna make the decision, Rees. Can we have some feedback? I was really nervous for both of you before that song. That's a tricky one to pull off. I thought hey he's done well. So I'm a bit of a king or a queenmaker again and this week it's all you Bree. You've done well. She's done well. I will take it Reece. Anxiety keep on trying me I feel it quietly trying to silence me yeah. Has that cured your anxiety? Not really. But I appreciate it Reece, call back any time mate. We love you calling in for Fridayoke. Fantastic, you have a great weekend guys. You too Reece. Thanks Reece, that's Fridayoke and we'll be back next Friday. If you've got a song suggestion for us, a song you'd love us to do, you can text great weekend guys. You too, Reece. Thanks, Reece. That's Friday, okay, we'll be back next Friday.

If you've got a song suggestion for us, a song you'd love us to do, you can text it to 9696. We would love to do some requests. We're taking requests, text them through. I wonder what people would send through. I'm interested to know. Yeah. What's big at the moment?

Gracie Abrams. Yeah. Can you imagine us doing a Gracie Abrams song? Oh no! ZM's Brie and Clint. Time for birthday banger. Brie and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Alright, come on in everyone, come on in.

You give us your birthday, we figure out behind the scenes here at ZM, what was the number one song when you were 16, and then we'll play our favourite one out of the three. First up today, Finlay and Harlow are going to do their mum Dominique's birthday banger. Hi guys. Hi guys. Hi. Well done getting through, that's the hardest part. And now all you have to do is tell us your mum's birthday 25th of October 1989 Oh you guys crushed that well done that means mum was 16 in

2005 and on the 25th of October 05. This was number one number one. I bet that you look good on the dance floor. I don't know what you're looking for. I don't know what you're looking for. This is the Arctic Monkeys. And I bet you look good on the dance floor. What do you think guys? We don't know the song.

Yeah. That's fair. Does mum know it guys? It does sound very good. It does sound very good. It does sound very good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, nice. Sounds like it could win guys, so stick around. Charlene is gonna go next, hi Charlene.

Sherelle? Sherelle, yep that's the one. G'day Sherelle. I don't know where I got Charlene from. I don't think I looked at the screen. Sherelle. How's it going? Good thank you babe. Hi Sherelle, my apologies.

That's all good. How's your week been Sherelle? It's been full on, I'm a plumber so it's been pretty hectic but we're at Friday so can't complain. Hey how good Fridays are the best and let's tip it over the top with your birthday banger. What is your date of birth? 9th of November 1996. Let's tip it over the top with your birthday banger. What is your date of birth? 9th of November 1996. All right, that means you were 16 in 2012.

And on that day in 2012, this had a number one hit. Gangnam style. Um. Gangnam style. Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop. Gangnam style. Um. Sherell, there's not a person on the planet

that doesn't know your birthday banger. What do you reckon? Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop and Gangnam style. Oh! Sherell, there's not a person on the planet that doesn't know your birthday, Banger. What do you reckon? Whoop and Gangnam style. How good. How good. Mate, you know it's my guilty pleasure, eh? I've been open about that before. From Sherell to Charlotte.

Hi, Charlotte. Hi, Charlotte. Hello. What have you been doing today, Charlotte? Um, I'm just driving, I mean working. Charlotte if you're going to lie you've got to get the lie straight first okay. Make sure you know what you're going to say. Okay?

Alright what is your date of birth Charlotte? 12th of April 2002. Alright that means you were 16 in 2018. We've done our calculations and here's your birthday banger. I woke up in Chris Brown's body So hot as shit, turning me on This is actually a very good song. And Chris Brown.

It reminds me of when we first started our show. Yeah, it does, yeah. This was on air when we first came on air. It was a bit of a weird song, but like fun. Yeah, it's Lil Dicky's only hit. What do you reckon Charlotte? I mean today's a Freaky Friday. It is a Freaky Friday!

It is too! It's a song about when Lil Dicky woke up in Chris Brown's body and vice versa. Like the plot line of the movie Freaky Friday with Lindsay Lohan. They're all good, I like them all but I'm voting for Gangnam Style. Me too! Yeah I reckon it's got that vibe about it. That is the vibe! Sherelle, whose name I will never get wrong again, you've just won birthday banging, congratulations!

Awesome, how good! Sherelle, hell yeah, it's time to whoop, whoop, whoop. Brian Clint from the year 2012. His Psy and Gangnam Style, ZM. ZM's Brian Clint. The winner of birthday bangers today is Sia's Gangnam Style. I love it. Good for a Friday.

I like it. Yeah, it fits Friday well. Next, we're going to go on a quest to see if we can find the original world's first ever millennial. I'm calling it Millennial Ground Zero. Yeah, they would be. The first one. Yeah, Millennial Patient One. Patient X. Yeah they would be. The first one. Yeah, millennial patient one. Mm-hmm.

Patient X. Yeah. Yeah. We're gonna figure out the date we think it that the first millennial was born but because New Zealand sees the New Year first we think that they live here. They have to. They got to. They have to. Unless there was a millennial born in Antarctica. Oh. But I mean. But how many people from Antarctica are listening to this show?

How many people are in Antarctica? That's a great question. How many people do you guys reckon in Antarctica at any one time? Because we've got a permanently manned base there and the Americans have a permanently manned base there. Just Googling. How many people live in Antarctica 2025?

What are you guys thinking? 150. In 2025, the temporary population of Antarctica will be around 5,000 during the austral summer, approximately October to April, and 1,000 during the austral summer approximately October to April and a thousand during the austral winter approximately May to September. That's too many people in Antarctica. So about a thousand. Yeah yeah. Well no between a thousand and five thousand. But in the non-busy period. Oh yeah outside of tourist season. Yeah yeah. Okay anyway we go Millennial Hunting, ZM. ZM traffic.

KFC's Wicked Pack, and we'll look to the southern, it's moderate to heavy southbound from Newmarket heading through to East Tarmacie Road, city bound picking up from Prince's Street to Green Lane, over to the southwest and moderate to heavy flows heading southbound from Hills. ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. ZM, we had a real random idea at lunch today that maybe we could find the first ever millennial that was ever born, the original millennial. The first one. The way the New Year's come in, New Zealand where it's located geographically on the planet,

we see the New Year first, apart from Antarctica I think, but we're the first populated country to see in the new year. Which technically would mean the first millennial would be born here. Well we have the opportunity for the first millennial to be born here. Australia would be second I think, or maybe South America I'm not sure. Yeah I'm not sure. Or South Africa I'm not sure, but we are first. So if there was a baby born in the first couple of hours of the first day of the first year that millennials came into

existence, there's a high probability that that person is the first ever millennial. And we're going to find them. If they exist in this country, we're going to track them down. I've just been Googling what year do millennials exist from. 1981 is the first year millennials were born. If you're a millennial, you were born between 1981 and 1996. So we're looking, easy, this narrows it down, so we're looking for someone born on January 1st, 1981.

Like if that's you, you're born in the early hours of January 1st, 1981. We want to talk to you. Well, at this stage we'll take anyone born on January 1st, 1981. Yes. And we'll get as close to midnight as we can get. So essentially they would be 44. Yeah. They'd be 44 right now.

Right now they would be, yeah. Yeah. The oldest millennial is 44. Is 44. Is that you? Or is it your dad? Was your dad born on January 1st 1981? Yeah, is your dad 44 and does he have a real early birthday? Have you ever thought about the fact that you're the first ever millennial? Did you get anything from being the first ever millennial? We have to get them some sort of plaque. When you came out, was there like some sort of ceremony, like chains that they put on you?

Do you feel like if we do find them, like they will be the ultimate millennial, like a superhero millennial? Such a good question. Will they be like the captain planet of the millennials? Are they in Mumford and Sons? Like will they have all the typical stereo types? Skinny jeans, tuxedo t-shirt. They'll wear probably that shell necklace. Shell necklace or huge feature necklace if they're female.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. With the L on it. Oh true, we're not thinking it could be male or female. It could be male or female. Yeah. Look, our phones aren't blowing up at the moment, but I think we give it a minute, okay? Yeah, it's going to take time. It's going to take time.

David Lomas doesn't find people in two and a half minutes. You know, in two and a half minutes. It's not how the show works. And if we have to stay on this quest for a while, that's fine. We can stay on it for a while. But if you were born on the 1st of January 1981, we need to talk to you. We need you to call us now on 0800 DAILS at M. If you can't, you can text us on 9696 and we can call you, that's fine too.

We can come to you. But we're trying to find the first ever millennial, okay? Yeah, text us on 9696 as well if you feel like you might know someone that, you know. That fits the bill. That fits the bill. And then we can track them down and do the research. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

The ZM Podcast Network. We were just on the hunt to try and find the world's first ever millennial, born close to midnight on the 1st of January, 1981. We haven't found them, but we may have a lead. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi.

Sorry, you can speak. Yeah, do you know someone that fits that bill? Yeah, so can speak. Yeah, do you know someone that fits that bill? Yeah, so I do. So I have a family member that is born 2 a.m. on that day. 2 a.m.? Uh, 2 a.m., yeah. So- On the 1st of January, 1981?

Yeah, that day, yeah. Ooh. It's the hottest lead we've got so far. It is the best lead we've got. Yeah, that's the best stacking gig, you guys. Are they the most millennial person you've ever met in your life? Oh, holy, I could tell you.

They wear skinny jeans, and they are full millennials. I bet they've got a side part. Oh, God, don't even start with me. It's so, they stick to the trend of the millennials. They don't go anywhere else. They can't. They can't change. They can't. It's them.

They're the leader. They're the pipe piper of the millennials. Yeah yeah yeah. Oh yeah 100%. Anonymous, yeah stay with us. We might try and get some details off here if that's okay. Uh yeah sure. Is it is it your dad? Uh no it's a family friend of mine. Family friend. Yeah I'm not a I'm not a I'm not too close with them. I just I've known them But like they're too millennial for you. I yeah, they're way too millennial for me to remember Thanks anonymous we appreciate it. Hey speaking of Millennials does everyone in the room recognize this audio? Absolutely steal a car. Remember?

Yep, you wouldn't steal a handbag. Piracy. It was for a movie and music piracy, wasn't it? Piracy is a crime. Which I always found ironic, because if I could download a car or a handbag. You would. I would. We all know that sound it was at the start of every movie and it scared people scared

me. It's imprinted on us. Yeah. The sound. Like you automatically can picture the ad. Sounded really powerful in the cinema. Yeah didn't that? And then they sound of them locking you up in jail at the end if you if you decided to pirate anything Turns out and it has been reported that the iconic Anti-piracy campaign, which is the one we just heard. Yes early 2000s may have used a pirated font Get off the grass a pirated font. Get off the grass. Is that not brilliant? Wow. Is that not amazing? The irony. Isn't that incredible? So turns out the grungy font. You wouldn't steal a font. I can picture the font. I can see it. You can picture the font. So they reckon, it's all alleged at this stage, they're still

looking into it. So essentially it may have been pirated from a Dutch typeface designer called Jas van Rosman. Anyway, van Rossem designed the font in 1992, and it was then allegedly cloned and released as a pirated font. Anyway, sources say that they reckon this particular ad campaign didn't use the original font and they've used the pirated one. Is that, has that blown anyone's mind? Put them in prison.

If they were threatening to put us in prison for downloading a movie, put them in prison for stealing an entire font and putting it in every movie and every cinema for 15 years, put them in prison. The irony's too good, eh? Put them in prison. Put them in. I don't think I'm being over the top.

Yep. I don't think I'm being over the top. Because. I don't think I'm being over the top. Because we need to set an example. Exactly right. You know? Exactly right. Either that or make all movies free. That's the alternative.

Ooh, I like that. Yeah, yeah. Make all music and movies free. Yeah, I think it's one or the other. Yeah. Lock it in. Wow. I'd love to know if anyone ever did go down

for downloading a movie or a Pirate Bay or Lime Wire. Anyone ever actually get pinged? I mean apart from Kim.com but... But like the small crimes. Yeah like you or me. Yeah. Someone just texts in and they said they reckon they stole the audio too. Really?

God. This makes me want to watch The Matrix. Gandalf. Watch it tonight. What's the movie you think of when you hear this? Just any movie. You know what I think about though? You know when you used to fall asleep. And it would start again.

It would scare the living daylights out of you.