ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 2nd November 2021

Episode Date: November 2, 2021

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The ZM Podcast Network Hello everybody, welcome to the Brilliant Club Podcast What? What? What? She's saying bye to Megan Right, on this podcast Megan on this podcast, is she?

No Right I didn't say anything, I don't know what you're talking about So why do you need to say goodbye to her on the podcast? Uh, because I Focus, Anastasia Okay, my headphones are too loud I've got a question

I've got a question for you. I've got a question. What do women call men with big penises? Horses. I'm a legend. Anadongas. Is this a joke or are we looking for an actual name? Is there an actual name to it?

Tripods. No, it's a joke. What do women call men with big penises? Anastasia, no, you're not answering the joke. Does she know the answer? Well, I clearly don't. Anastasia's like, they don't exist. I keep on trying.

I do know. I do know. What do women call men with big penises? I do know, but I don't want to say it. Do you know? Boyfriend material. No. Oh.

Oh, I know the answer to this. What's the answer? Of course you don't know because you don't have a big penis. Well, why didn't you just say it? Okay, ready? Let's do it again so then we can make a TikTok out of it. Yeah, wait, wait, wait. Do I have to pretend that I don't know

for the TikTok? No, you actually didn't know though. No, I know, but now I do know. Yeah, I know, but you're just going to have to... Start the joke! No, your acting's horrific. Do you want to do a joke? No, I've already started the TikTok. Hey, Brie, you want to do a joke? No.

That's not how the joke starts if I'm doing the joke. Oh, hey, Brie, tell me a joke. Oh, hey, Brie, you want to do a joke? No. No, I think. That's not how the joke starts, if I'm doing the joke. Oh, hey, Brie, tell me a joke. Oh, hey, Brie, I thought you had a joke. Forget about it. No, actually, Brie, what you should do. Brie, I'm itching for a chuckling. Brie, just give. Tickle my funny bone.

I'll pick it up from there. I've already got the start stuff. Sure. All I need you is to quickly say the answer and then to go, oh, you got us. No, so they just need to say, I don't know what. Okay, cool. I can do that. I don't know what Okay cool I can do that I can do that Yeah I can do that

You say win No you guys You've got to put that Back in the scene No because I'm doing the clap Okay alright There we go

I don't know what That was fucking good That was Yeah that was great Oh no I jumped out of character Sorry Alright let's see

Alright Alright Everyone ready We're all professionals We're all on set 3, 2, 1 Action Hey Clint That was great. Oh, no. I dropped out of character. Sorry. Oh, right. All right. If we're ready, we're all professionals. We're all on set. Three, two, one, action. Hey, Clint, what do girls call men with big penises? I don't know.

What? Oh, I knew you wouldn't know. It's still good. Clint, they call them Clint. It's still good. Good cover. You're the latter, mate. You're the latter, mate. You're the latter. Scene.

That was acting. That was fun. I was pretending to be upset. I love how I saw that joke on TikTok last night and didn't think of remembering it. Good chat. Yeah, I don't know where that went. Anyways, I believe Ben had a question.

Oh, I didn't have one. I was just You were just trying To be an arsehole To cut in on Brie's question Weren't you Yeah

So Brie What do they call Men with Small penises I don't know Ask Ben I don't know I have no idea

I don't know I've got a job That was good We didn't even Practice that's done. That was good. We didn't even practice that. Yeah, that was good. I was off the cuff. Ask Ben because he can call his friend Clint and ask. Some women prefer a smaller penis.

See that, Ben? I saved you in that part. Actually. What a saving. That voice, Sid. You don't. That was good. Come on.

Admit it. Admit it. Small penis, husband material. I'm probably going to cheat on you. Nah, because he usually has to actually try and learn something about the female.

Also, God's probably given him like, you know, less of one thing, but more things like, more talents, loyalty, personality, dad stuff. probably given him like you know less of one thing but more things like loyalty personality dead stuff the ability to write code dead stuff yeah being a good radio announcer dad's dad

i was about to have been you took my bloody what are you doing i'm cleaning up your wall mate yeah i know but can you not clean up my wall While I'm doing my job mate If a plumber is elbow deep In a shitty toilet Does his mate come along and take the plunger away Right now I am elbow deep in a shitty toilet Okay Need my plunger

I've got nothing left to give So if you guys want to sign out We can sign out Can we all say Sign off like it's a news So if you guys want to sign out We can sign out Could we all say No no Sign off like it's a news Like I'm Anastasia Lupin

And I'm Yeah okay cool Okay so wait We'll go Me Him You And Bree

Where did the news thing go Oh that's what's missing Someone deleted something from our wall And I've been wanting to know I was waiting for the time We're going to do Anastasia's thing Yeah Oh shit Yeah that's I could probably do it myself No I don't think that's a good idea something from our wall and I've been wanting to know I was waiting for the time we're going to do Anastasia's thing yeah oh shit

yeah that's I could probably do it myself no I don't think that's a good idea I'm good at sound effects I knew that was going to happen here it comes cool

oh you got it alright sign us out Anastasia start it don't you play the music no she has to play it no that'll be at the end of the news oh I thought it would start too

yeah I thought it would start too. Okay, all right. Weird the news is about to end after we play this. I'm Anastasia Lufin. No. Oh, my God. Wait, what was I meant to say? Well, you've got to tell us what's happening. No, wait, wait, wait.

You've got to finish the broadcast. Okay, okay. I've done this. She's got this. You've just been listening to the Brant Clint Podcast. I'm Anastasia Lufin. Thanks. No, you're right.

It needs to be after. Yeah, I'm right, eh? Yeah, you're 100% right. I was right. It was shine out. All right, all right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just awkward doing it cold. So, because you've got to sign off too. You're part of this. It was sign out. All right. Yeah. It's just awkward. Why did you want to make it cold?

Because you got a sign off too. You're part of this. You're not exempt. That was the sign off. Oh my God. Follow us. Anastasia, go. I'm Anastasia Lufin.

No, the whole thing. I'm so confused. That was the Brian Clint. Okay. That was. That was. Oh, no. Film this for TikTok.

You've just been listening to the Brianne Clint Podcast. I'm Anastasia Lufin. And I'm Clint Roberts. I'm Brie Thomasel. I'm Ben McDowell. No, you've got to end it because you're the last one. And I'm Ben McDowell. And I'm Ben McDowell.

Yeah, one more time. Why would you leave it to Ben to sign? No, he's got it. He can get it. What the fuck? This is the last one. We're leaving after this one, he's got it. He can get it. What the fuck? This is the last one. We're leaving after this one, so make it good. Anastasia, go.

You've just been listening to the Bray and Clint podcast. I'm Anastasia Lufin. And I'm Clint Roberts. I'm Bray Thomas L. And I'm Ben McDowell. See you tomorrow. Oh! I hate this so, so much.

It was right there. It was right there. It was right there. We got it. We'll get it tomorrow. We'll get it tomorrow, guys. Wait, who's ending tomorrow? Join us tomorrow night when we look into the thrush epidemic. No!

Hit the thing. I'm Clint Roberts. Also, the small penis epidemic. I'm not. I'm Clint Morris. Hey Google, what's the time? It's 3pm, give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio.

Hey Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Kia ora everybody, talofa lava and welcome to the show. It's Brie and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Kia ora everybody, tolofa lava and welcome to the show, it's Brie and Clint. G'day guys, happy Tuesday. Don't know if you know this but I went for a 10k walk today. Did you? Yep, 10k's around the bay and by bay I mean my area. Yeah, right.

Which I don't live near a bay. That's because there's no water in your area. No, but I walked over an overpass, that was pretty fun. Oh, cheer bay. Yeah. Yeah, right. Which I don't live near a bay. There's no water in your area. No, but I walked over an overpass. That was pretty fun. Oh, sure, bae. Yeah, it was great. I'm proud of myself. 10km is not bad. Yeah. Pretty good. You've become one of those people. Getting those exercise vibes.

Makes me happy seeing my dog happy when she... Can your dog do 10km? It's like 40km for someone with legs that short. Yeah, she loves it. Yeah, right. I mean, she's exhausted. Dogs, who would have thought they're into walking? She's exhausted afterwards. Yeah. And I realised when I was walking my dog this morning,

I was like, technically most dogs are like fitspo. Yeah. You think about it. They all love exercise. Most dogs. Not all dogs. Yeah. And then I'm like.

There's something in their DNA, eh? God, we don't have that in common. Nah. Mmm. Nah. I just love it. Maybe it's time to do some dog DNA, like how the bat virus crossed into us. Maybe we need a dog virus to cross into us, but it's just the exercise, babe.

And the happiness. I don't really want to sniff anyone's butt anytime soon. Yeah, true. Don't get that part of the dog virus. Yeah. That's not a good idea. Today on the show, we have got two shots

at the secret sound. A lot of heat. I don't know if you've seen this. A lot of heat I'm seeing around plastic container, systema container, click-clack type noise for the secret sound today.

I've done no research into whether that's been guessed or not, but this, if it is that and you want to guess it, could be worth 50 grand today. I'm pretty sure I had that guess like in week two. I said that.

I was like, it sounds like a container and I feel like someone has guessed it. I've also seen a pretty good theory put together on the ZM Insider page that it's a cassette Walkman. Oh, yes. Yeah, I won't go into it. Lots of reasons why, but someone is suggesting cassette Walkman. Oh, yes. Yeah, I won't go into it. Lots of reasons why, but someone is suggesting Cassette Walkman.

Oh, yeah. That could definitely be it. Yeah. So get your guesses ready. Plus, we play Mystery Meow before four o'clock. We're going to give away 500 bucks cash and a Fussy Cat prize pack if you're keen to win that.

It'll be happening at 3.40 this afternoon. But right now, we've got 50 bucks, all thanks to our mates at KFC with Tradie vs Lady. If you want to play, call us now, 0800-DIAL-ZM, and we'll see who takes it out this afternoon. Play after Id Sheeran. This is Bad Habits on ZM, Bree and Clint.

Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradie vs Lady. All right, here we go. The Tradies vs The Ladies. The right, here we go. The tradies versus the ladies. The ladies, 88 wins for the year. The tradies ahead on 92. Let's meet our lady first.

She's from Whangarei. She's 21 and she is a professional car painter. Welcome to the show, Marley. Hey, guys. G'day, Marley. Is that where you put on the big mask and you have to airbrush them in the big white room? That sure is, yep.

That job looks so intricate and you have to be so, like, talented to do that. Is it hard? Training was, yep, but you learn every day, so. Do many people come in, like, on Grand Theft Auto just to change the colour of their car? They wish they could, yeah. Yeah, right.

Okay, cool. You're taking on our tradie today. He is from Blenheim, I think. He's 31 years old and he once snapped his leg slipping over on a book. Welcome to the show, Sam. Hey, how's it going? G'day, Sam.

Was the book Fifty Shades of Grey? No, no. Unfortunately, it was a school book. Ah. I know, even see. Reading is dangerous. ACL. What's that? What did you do when you say you snapped your leg? Snapped it right down the shin completely. Oh! Yep, that'll do it. Yeah, wow. Yep. Okay. Jesus. Ironically, you would have been on the couch for a bit in need of a good book,

I believe. Yes. Yeah, unfortunately. Okay. Your buzzer is tradie, Sam. Marley, yours is lady. First person to get three questions right is going to walk away with $50 cash. Thanks to our mates at KFC. Good luck. All right, guys.

Here we go. Question number one. What do you call a baby kangaroo? Tradie. Yes, Sam. Joey. Yes, you do. It is a Joey. We had one living with us in our lounge room for Joey. Yes, you do. It is a Joey.

We had one living with us in our lounge room for a little while. Did you? Yeah, we had to look after her. Where was her mum? She got killed in a car accident. Oh, good. Yeah. Well, not good, but you don't want an angry mum looking for a Joey is what I mean.

No, we were nursing it because it had no mum. Oh, good. It was good. Question number two. Oh, good news. Oh, good, good, good, good. Great. Who was the first president of the United States?

Lady. Yes, Marley? George Washington. That is correct. You're on the board. Nice work, Marley. Question number three, one apiece so far. It's the Melbourne Cup today in Australia, the big horse race.

How many female jockeys have won the race in its history? Lady. Yes, Marley? Two. That's a good guess. No. Sam, you want to have a go? Three.

No, guys. It's only one. Her name's Michelle Payne. It was in 2015 on a horse called Prince of Penzance. There's a movie about it. It's in 2015 on a horse called Prince of Penzance. There's a movie about it. It's called Ride Like a Girl. Yeah.

Incredible film. Okay, score update. Score update still one apiece. Question number four. Waikato gets some freedom tomorrow. Level 3.2, version 17 or whatever it's called. How many people can picnic together now? Trudy?

Lady. Sam? Is it 10? No? Trady? Lady. Yes, Sam. Is it 10? No. Marley? 25. 25. You're on the money. Nice work.

Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number five. You could take it here, Marley. You need to stop it with this one, Sam. Can you tell me who sings this song? Baby, baby, if I kiss you like this Tell me who sings this song. Shall we go for it? It's Celine Dion.

No Celine Dion fans on the game today. Okay. All right. Question number six. ZM's secret sound has hit the ultimate jackpot. How much money? Yes, ZM? $50,000.

$50K is on the line. You're right. All right, guys. We're down to the final question. This is the tie break. Question number seven. Ed Sheeran's new album, Equals, is out now. Yes, Sam.

I'm going to have to just say Shivers. That's a good guess. That means, Marley, I get to finish the question and you get a free go at it first. In 2016, which royal family member sliced his face open with a sword because they were fake knighting James Blunt? Is it A, Prince Harry, B, Prince William, C, Duchess Kate or D, Princess Beatrix? Prince William? No, that's incorrect. Sam?

Prince Harry. No, it's not Prince Harry. Should we keep going? Beatrix? It is Beatrix. We've run out of questions, so you have to be the winner. She's a lady. Oh, my God, that was a battle for the ages.

Hey, well done, Marley. We've got $50 cash coming your way thanks to KFC. Cool, thanks, guys. Nice work. What a battle. We literally had no more questions. We had to keep going. Bree and Clint.

I wanted to talk about this story that's doing the rounds everywhere. And it's about President of the United States of America, Joe Biden. Old man Biden. How old is Joe Biden? Good question. I'm just Googling it. Yeah. Can you Google how old he is?

He's in his 70s. I know that for sure. Oi. Okay. So once you hear what he's done, you might forgive him a little bit once you know that he is 78 years old. Yeah, so he's getting up there. Who the hell wants the most important job in the world,

arguably one of the most stressful jobs in the world, a life and death job, at the age of 78. I want to be playing golf and fishing. Maybe it was his life goal. Well, yeah. And he didn't want to give up on it and he thought, I'll give it one more crack. And then he goes, bloody hell, I got it. It was out of him and Trump, Trump 75.

Look, everyone, let me premise this with, just picture yourself sitting in one of the most boring meetings you've ever been to. You say boring, I say one of the most important meetings that's ever happened. Doesn't mean it's not boring. Sure. Anyway, he was at a press conference for the COP26. Is that what it's called? Climate Conference.

He's at the UN Climate Change Conference. And there's video doing the rounds where people think he's fallen asleep. I've seen it. He has absolutely fallen asleep. He has his mask on and he's drifted off. We've all done it and I can see it very clearly in his face. Two minute power nap. Not a big deal.

He's nodded off. Someone need to come along and wake him up. And there's a camera pointed at him at the time. Because this is the most important meeting on climate change of all time. They're arguing it's the last chance to save the planet from climate change. And he's fallen asleep. Yeah, but I mean, not a big deal. Because all the other important people would have been there.

They would have caught the info. He's fairly important though. Yeah, but someone like he would have a million. Like there's a fair amount of gas coming out of his country. But he would have a million people taking notes. Oh, you reckon? Yeah. It's not just him.

He'll just catch it on Zoom later. Yeah. Yeah, right. He's just the face. He's just the one that ticks the boxes. This is the issue with sending Grandad to the climate change conference too. It literally doesn't affect him. Anything that's going to happen, he won't be around for.

It's true. The next generation who are listening and going, we want somewhere to live. Joe's like, oh man, I'm naked. I'm pretty bloody tired. I think I might just try and get through till December. Yeah, right. We'll see how we go.

I mean, pretty relatable. Look, I'm criticising him but I am known to fall asleep at the drop of a hat. When we went to New York City, my wife and I, I could not for the life of me stay awake on the subway. And if I wasn't travelling with her

I would have missed my stop every single time because I just fell asleep on the subway. Sitting upright, couldn't stay awake. Biggest climate change press conference, the subway. Yeah. You've both got to be awake for them. You've got to know when to... You'll miss the boat is essentially the thing we're getting at.

I thought we could ask people this afternoon because, I mean, people are criticising him. I've got sympathy for the guy, I think. You know, it was a short nap. I'm sure he got what he needed and someone would have taken notes. But I want to know, where did you fall asleep? That's not an appropriate place to fall asleep. No driving ones, please.

Oh, yeah, no driving. We don't want the driving ones. That is not funny in any which way. You know what is really funny? If you went to, say, a furniture shop or a bed shop and you were testing it out and you fell asleep in a furniture shop. I've seen my dad do that before. Where are the men at who fell asleep

and slept through the birth of their child? Yeah, I'm sure your partners were very impressed. Call us now. 0800 dials at M. Where did you accidentally fall asleep? Brie and Clint. Joe Biden has been filmed maybe allegedly taking a nap at a pretty important press conference about climate change

and they think he dozed off. He's claiming he was just resting his eyes. Sleepy Joe. I love watching my dad sit in front of the TV every night without fail and he falls asleep within the first 20 minutes. Sitting up? Sitting up and my mum always goes, Stephen, Stephen. And then he wakes up and he goes, what? She goes, go to bed

you're sleeping. He goes, no I wasn't, I was just resting my eyes. I know what's happening. If you haven't seen the Joe Biden video it's got big dad falling asleep vibes. Oh yeah, big dad vibes. So we're asking you this afternoon on 0800 dial ZM, where did you accidentally fall asleep? Min's here.

G'day Min. Hi Min. Hi. Min, wake up! Wait a minute. Hi. Where'd you fall asleep. Min's here. G'day, Min. Hi, Min. Hey. Min, wake up! Wait a minute. Hey. Where'd you fall asleep, Min? So, I fell asleep in the middle of a bar in K Road at a punk rock show. Did you? Oh my

God, how many beers had you had? None, I was just over-driver. No, that's the worst bit! Oh, man. That is solid. What do you reckon it was? Were you just bored or tired? No, so my brother was in a band growing up

and so he'd practice outside my bedroom and I suppose it was kind of like just reminded me of my childhood and it would put me straight to sleep. I thought you were saying you went to your brother's show and it was so bad you fell asleep. That's what I thought you were about to say. Yeah, right. The ultimate bad review, someone falling asleep at your show.

Let's talk to Steve. Hello, Steve. G'day, Steve. G'day, how are you going? Good, thanks. I believe you've got a story about your mate falling asleep. Yeah, my mate's a real estate agent and in one of those one hour open homes, he fell asleep on the couch. And he's the real estate agent. Yep. He's meant

to be full of energy going, this has got great indoor outdoor flow. You could knock this wall down. He was showing how cosy and relaxing the environment is. I vibe that. And no one woke him up. No one woke him up. No one woke him up. The owners come home. They're like, what are you doing? Throw a blanket over him. He just woke up at the end of the hour, wiped the dribble off his face and left.

Wow. I wonder if he got many sign-ups that day. I wonder if he sold the house. Sophie's here. Hi, Sophie. G'day, Sophie. Hey. Hello.

Wasn't you that accidentally fell asleep somewhere, mate? No, it was my partner. Oh, Sophie. Hey. Hello. Wasn't you that accidentally fell asleep somewhere, mate? No, it was my partner. Oh, no. What happened? So I was actually giving birth. Oh, no. Yes, and he was dozing off while I was pushing. How many hours were you in labour, Sophie?

Oh, a long time. Yeah. Yeah. No excuse. No, I'll put my hand up and say I fell asleep the first time we got to the hospital with Tui. No, not cool. Yeah, but I've been awake for a lot longer. Yeah, I know, but you have to be.

Slash doing other stuff for a lot longer. The least you can do is stay the F awake. I know. For God's sake. That's the birth. He missed the birth? No, he didn't. Oh, phew.

Well, you'd hope that he was awake for that part. Someone texted and said they fell asleep while they were teaching an online yoga class. This is my favourite one. On Zoom in the first lockdown. It just goes to show that they're great at their job. It really is. It's relaxing. Someone else said, I fell asleep putting kids to sleep at a preschool.

I pretended to be asleep so they would copy and I was out cold. Very easy to do that. Some of those kids' books are very relaxing. That's terrifying. Yeah. There'd be more than one people looking after them, surely. Hopefully. The kids just take over.

The teacher wakes up. They've all like super glued each other together. Bree and Clint. ZM's $50,000 Secret Sound. Season 10. 50 grand up for grabs. If you know what the secret sound is, sound keeper Ella is here.

Hi, Ella. Hello, Ella. Hello, hello. Hey, I'm seeing a lot of heat surface at the moment around a Systema click-clack type container being the secret sound. Can you tell us, has that been guessed yet? That has not been guessed, Clint. Oh, clickety-clack, don't come back. Yeah, right.

I'm seeing that pop up in the insider fam. I'm seeing that ruminate online. I've got 100 of those at home. I'm going to test it tonight. Yeah, right. This is the sound right here. It's worth $50,000, and we're giving Jewel Gloria a shot at it. Hi, Gloria to test it tonight. Yeah, right. This is the sound right here. It's worth $50,000 and we're giving Jewel Gloria a shot at it. Hi, Gloria.

Hi, Gloria. Hi. You've made it. You've arrived, Gloria. Do you have any questions you want to ask Soundkeeper Ella? No, actually, no. I don't have any questions. You're ready to go. Get you into the soundproof booth.

Put her in there, Clint. Okay, let's do it then. She's ready to roll. Get you into the soundproof booth. Put her in there, Clay. Okay, let's do it then. She's ready to roll. All right. Let's hear it, Gloria. Gloria, what's your guess? A door stopper. The little spring behind the door when you open the door.

Oh, the little thing that goes do-ing, do-ing, do-ing. Question. Is it when the door hits the door stopper or is it when your finger's, like, playing with it, going back and forth? It's not the back and forth thing, Gloria, because that makes, like we said, that makes more of the do-ing-de-do-ing-de-do-ing noise. Yeah.

You were talking about, I think, you were talking about, like, when the door has connected into it and then it pops off it, aren't you? Yeah, yeah. It's when the door hits onto it, yeah then it pops off it, aren't you? Yeah, it's when the door hits onto it. I have a question, Soundkeeper Ella. Yes? If she did guess when the door pops off of it,

but the real secret sound was someone flicking the doorstop, does that mean she doesn't win? No, I was just wanting more of a clearer answer, but look, that would be yes for either way. If it was the right guess, I'll let you know. That's too niggly. I'd hate for it to come out and you go,

ah, the secret sound was the do-ing-de-do-ing-de-do-ing bit all along. Next minute we hear from Gloria, are you kidding me? That would not be good. 50 grand, Gloria, let's find out how you've gone. Gloria. Yes?

I like it, but that is not the secret sound. Should have went with the finger. Nah, we're ruling out those little doorstopper bits. Yeah, that's out. Not the secret sound. Sorry about that, out. That's not the secret sound. Sorry about that, Gloria. Good luck getting through again, okay? Thank you.

Have a good day. Bye. She had good vibes, didn't she? I like her. Yeah, she was good. Hopefully she can get through again. Everybody has the same opportunity. The secret sound returns at 5 o'clock this afternoon.

Another guest was Sunky Brella. We'll see you then, Ella. See you then. Bye. Secret Sound's brought to you by Neon. You can watch TV series and movies handpicked for Kiwis by Kiwis on Neon. Bree and Clint. I want to talk postcodes because there's a girl over in Aussie who is going viral for

how passionate she is about her postcode. She's from a place in Sydney called Bankstown and I started seeing this come up on my TikTok where people here in New Zealand were lip syncing this voice and I was like, what is this thing that people are doing? And it turns out it's this girl named Yisra and you might recognise her from this. 2-double-o-ba-ba, I'm Yisra-ba-ba. 2-double-o-ba-ba, I'm Yisra-ba-ba. And you might recognise her from this. Is she saying Esai?

What's she saying at the end of it? I think she's saying I'm Yisra. Oh, right. Yeah. So good. Double two, double O, brother. Yisra, brother. I think that's what she's saying.

Double two, double O, brother. I'm Yisra, brother. Ha, ha, ha. Double two, double rah, brother. I think that's what she's saying. 2-double-o, bubba. I'm yes, rah, bubba. Ha, ah, ah. 2-double-o, bubba. I'm yes, rah, bubba. She's doing big things for Bankstown. She's doing massive things. She's putting them on the map.

Bankstown. What else is Bankstown famous for? The housing prices have gone up by about 0.1% since she's gone viral on the old TikTok. Just a bit of postcode hate. But it's interesting. Nothing has been this popular apart from who was that woman that did that song and it was all about what was her name?

You know where she calls out her postcode? No. I'll find it in the break because we're going to ask people to call up. Like a pop song? Yeah. Right, okay. I think it was maybe a rap song. Okay.

But you will 100% know it. Yeah. And she literally, I think the whole song is named after her postcode, but she's repping the postcode hardcore like this girl is. I thought we could do it this afternoon where people call up and they rep their own postcode. Oh, right, a bit of pride in your postcode. Give a shout out to your own postcode.

If you love where you live, you don't want to give it some rep on the radio. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And give it a bit of Yisra flair. Okay, cool. You know? So say your postcode and give us a bit of brother. Give us. I'm Yisra, brother.

Give us an example. Go on, rip your postcode right now. 1-0-2-5, brother. Yisra, brother. Cool. We know where Bree lives. Is that rep your postcode right now. 1025, brother. It's... Cool. We know where Brie lives. Is that your actual postcode? I think so.

Oh, right. Okay, good for you. Yeah. Yeah, well done. I mean, it's a big suburb. Yeah, a lot of houses. There'd be a lot of door knocking if you wanted to meet Brie. I can give you that. 3015, brother.

Fairy Spring, Totorua, brother. There you go. If you want to rep yours right now, 0800-DIAL-ZM, and we'll get you on to rep your postcode next. Will you go as big as this? Double two, double O, bubba. I'm Yusra, bubba. Huh?

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Where you at? 1025, brother. Yusra, bubba. Let's go. Bree and Clint. We're talking rep and post codes and for anyone playing along at home, this is the song I was referring to.

Azalea Banks. She's repping the 212. Which, by the way, is the area code for Manhattan, if you're wondering. Drake's all about the post code. She did it first. Drake's been running through the 6 with his woes for ages. Absolutely.

And a girl now following in their footsteps, a girl named Yisra, who's from the double two, double O, brother. Double two, double O, brother. I'm Yisra, brother. I love it. She's from Bankstown. She's proud of it. Who's the rugby league team for Bankstown in Sydney?

Manly? Is it? I don't know. Oh, the Bulldogs. It's Canterbury, Bankstown. She's proud of it. Who's the rugby league team for Bankstown in Sydney? Manly? Is it? I don't know. Oh, the Bulldogs. It's Canterbury-Bankstown. Yeah, she's got her own remix. She's famous now. I can't wait to see what sort of endorsements she gets

from her TikTok fame You know Oh she'll get a few Yeah maybe post office Maybe free stamps Yeah come out With a yes or a stamp So we're asking you

This afternoon Do you want to rep Your postcode here On the show And Jaden You've called through Go on Jaden Rep your postcode

Where was that? Did you say, Jaden? Palmy. Palmy, yeah. Yeah, Porkchop Hill, brother. Pa-da. All right, thanks, Jaden. Good pride in your palmy postcode.

We appreciate it. Let's go to Cups. Cure to Cups. G'day, Cups. Hey. 3-2-0-0, pa-da, from Norton, pa-da. Ah. Ah.

Ah. Brother, Northland, yeah. Say, Northland From Norton, Baba. Brother, Northland, yeah. Is that Northland or Norton? Norton, Hamilton, Baba. Yeah, right. Norton. Lockdown, brother. Level three, brother.

Yeah, Baba. All right, thanks, Cups. We appreciate it. More postcode pride. Let's go to Caleb. Kia ora, Caleb. G'day, Caleb. 4702, brother. Fielding, brother. Fielding, brother. Oh, to Caleb. Kia ora, Caleb. G'day, Caleb. 4702, brother. Fielding, brother.

Fielding, brother. Oh, Fielding. Wrap it, brother. Ra-da-da. 53, Philly Philly. Yeah, brother. Why is it so funny? I don't know.

I just like it. Caleb does it well. Okay, finally, Lincoln's here. G'day, Lincoln. Go on, Lincoln. You need to give it your best shot. Let's go. 4930, brother. Dennyberg, brother. G'day, Lincoln. Go on, Lincoln. You need to give it your best shot. Let's go. 4930, brother.

Dennyberg, brother. Dennyberg, brother. And you didn't disappoint Lincoln. That was solid, brother. The only way that could have been better is if you were from Lincoln and Christchurch, Lincoln. That would have been it really. Yeah, how good.

Yeah, how good. Yeah, I would have loved a Leshko, brother. All right. Very good. Well done, everybody. See, a bit You all right? Very good. Well done, everybody. See, a bit of pride in your postcode. Feels good to have pride. Yeah, brother.

Why not? Kia ora. I'm Simon Pound, and I host Business is Boring, a podcast that reckons it's anything but. Join me each week as I chat with some of the most interesting and inspirational players in the Aotearoa business scene and learn what it takes to make it happen from accidental entrepreneurs to the brains behind some of the country's biggest brands. If you're into business or want to be, then make sure you follow Business is Boring wherever you get your podcasts. Brought to you by the Spinoff Podcast Network in partnership with Spark Lab. but I'm not good under pressure, so we'll see what happens. Oh, okay. Who's your celebrity crush?

My celebrity crush? My husband's probably listening on the way home, so let's not go there. Oh, okay. All right, okay. I'm going to assume it's Idris Elba because he's one of mine. Yes, please. And if my partner's listening, I apologise.

No, you don't. No, I don't. Okay, how this works, Sarah, it's a pretty simple game. I stole it off Hamish and Andy. So what you do is you just yell out a name of a celebrity who uses the name that I give in their name. You don't have to buzz in. Just yell it out, okay? Okay.

Okay. If we need to, to deliberate, we'll go to Anastasia as our moderator, I guess, to decide whether that person is actually famous or not. She needs to know who they are for them to qualify. Gotcha. We haven't needed her so far, though, so let's just see how we go. Can someone give me a celebrity who uses the name Bruce? Willis.

Gina. Oh. Bree gets that one with Bruce Willis, but Sarah, you were right in there. Very close. I thought you would have said Springsteen. I don't know. Springsteen's a good one. Yeah, okay.

Let me throw you a different one. Let me throw you a lady's name. Give me a famous Bella. Hadid. Oh. Oh, no. Wait, is she actually famous? Anastasia, have you ever heard of Bella Hadid?

Only my idol, so yes, she is definitely a celebrity. Pretty famous. That's the game. We'll see if you can get a point on the board, though, Sarah, just for fun. Someone give me a famous... Edna. Swart. Oh, my gosh.

No, not from Celebrity Treasure Island. I only had two Ednas. Edna Swart from Celebrity Treasure Island. I only had two Ednas. Edna Swart from Celebrity Treasure Island. Yep. And Edna Kraboppel from The Simpsons. I mean, my great auntie is named Edna. Not that that would help. Let me just check.

Anastasia, do you know Sarah's great auntie, Edna? Sarah, what was Edna's last name again? Edna Palmer. Oh, Edna Palmer. Edna Palmer. Edna Palmer. You've got such a great Instagram account. You know, Edna Palmer, her hair on point.

She's hot. Iconic. She's my celebrity crush. You know what, Sarah? You're good vibes. You're getting the 50 KFC chicken dollars. Nice work just for playing. Oh, nice.

Thank you. No worries. There's one of those stories where you hear of someone who's had a head injury or they come out of a coma kind of thing and they have an accent. Have you heard this before? Yeah. It's crazy. I find the whole phenomenon of it insane.

It's like your brain has it stored away there and then something happens and it goes, you know what, I'm going to be this nationality now. Some people don't even wake up from a coma or anything. They just wake up one day and they've got a different accent. Really? Yeah, that's what happened to that girl, the Australian girl, and she woke up with a different accent. What did she have?

I think she had a, I can't remember. She was Aussie. Yeah. What accent did she have? Irish. It was an Irish accent. Yeah, right. Which is very different to Australian.

I wouldn't mind waking up with an Irish accent. That's exotic. I reckon that would make me interesting. This woman, though, has suffered from FAS, foreign accent syndrome. She's in California. She's never been here before but she woke up with a Thok, New Zealand accent.

How thick is it? It says... Like we're talking, is it grey mouth thick or is it Hamilton thick? Good question. I'm not 100% sure. She hasn't done any audio tape for us but she's 24. She got hit by an SUV and got put into a coma.

She was in a coma for two weeks. When she woke up she had a whole bunch of different accents. During her recovery she cycled through them. She had a British accent which is the same as her boyfriend's. That makes sense. She's American though., which is the same as her boyfriend's. That makes sense. She's American though.

And then for a little bit, it was Russian. And she said now she has settled on an Australian or New Zealand accent. Oh, come on. Don't get us confused. We don't say anything like each other. Or maybe it's switching from both. Oh, you reckon she's straddling the ditch?

Yeah, it could be. Like you. Yeah. Yours is a bit Kiwi, but Aussie now, isn't it? Yeah, people from Australia say that to me now. Do they? That mine's a bit mixed. Yeah.

But I'm like, it's a bit hard to be a bit mixed. I'm pretty, like, they're pretty similar. They are. To everybody else, we sound the same. I can't, honestly, being an Australian and living in New Zealand, I don't really notice a difference now. Yeah, right. Like unless I meet someone from like the deep South Island.

Someone from Southland who rolls their R's. Yeah, I'm like, oh, you sound quite Kiwi to me. But someone from, you know, the North Island, I'm like, we sound quite similar. It's not, I say this, do I say it with love? I don't know. Our accent is not very exotic. Like she could have picked any accent in the world.

She could have had like an exotic, like she could have been Italian or Spanish or Portuguese. Yeah, but to someone living in America, a New Zealand accent is very exotic. Is it though? It's very rare. When I lived in America, I loved having an Australian accent because it got me so much attention. All I'd have to do was open my mouth and someone would go,

oh, my God, are you an arse-y? And they would just swarm around you because it's so rare for them. Yeah, right. Whenever I've been overseas with my Kiwi accent, they can't understand me. Like I'll try and order something and they have no idea what I'm saying a lot of the time. Might just be you.

Yeah, that could be a problem. So yeah, good points. Yesterday during Birthday Banger, the immortal Shania Twain came up, didn't she? We had a Shania Twain song win Birthday Banger. And we realised we haven't played our Shania Twain game in ages. Our That Don't Impress Me Much game. Yeah, it's been like a long while. Yeah. I think we played it too much.

And then we couldn't think of anything that was annoying us. Or did we get too positive? Yeah, maybe we just got super positive. Because, you know, there's nothing like a 12-week lockdown to make you super positive. That's what I thought too. Too many positive vibes. So we thought, let's bring her back. That don't impress me much.

How it works is Shania will lead you in and then we all just bring her back That don't impress me much How it works is Shania will lead you in And then we all just offer up something That don't impress us much Pretty simple I can kick it off I'll take us into the first Impress me much

Possibly the first one of the year Yeah maybe Not of the year Nah possibly of the year Nah I'd have to go with Ben I don't think it's first of the year. You don't know? Give me a date.

We did it in July. You don't have a date. No one remembers July, mate. Just do your bit. Okay. How well you think you're special. How well you think you're something else. Okay.

So your pub is open. That don't impress me much. Don't put an Instagram story up Of you watching the Melbourne Cup Getting pissed at a pub today Because us Aucklanders And us Waikato people We don't want to see it That do not impress us much

Yeah that's a good one Who wants to go next? I can go next You're up. Okay. So you say one more week. I'm not an impressor, Duff. I don't want to go one more week. I didn't want to go one more week

the last time you said it. I'm over it. Just tell us Christmas. Just tell us now how long it's going to be. Just give us the end date and stop saying one more week, damn it. Okay, bins up. Okay. So I still have to pay my parking permit even though I'm not going anywhere.

That don't impress me much. Where? You're paying a parking permit? Yeah, for my area, for my flat. They're still charging me. Are they checking that? No, they're not, you know. Then don't pay it.

They're not allowed. They're in lockdown. Yeah, don't pay it. That's the best part about being in lockdown. As soon as we get out, they're like, oh, we got you. Yeah. Yeah, straight away. But think of all the money you will have saved in the meantime. Sometimes it's worth the ticket. Look, it doesn't impress me. Well, as soon as we get out, then they're like, oh, we got you. Yeah, straight away. But think of all the money

you will have saved in the meantime. Sometimes it's worth the ticket. It doesn't impress me. Yeah, right. Good. What's on the record? Anastasia.

Okay. So it's November. Yeah, I had this thought yesterday. It's November already. Are we going to get paid back for these months? No. Is this? No?

No, you've lost them from your life. I don't get a credit? No, you've literally lost them from your life, from your youth. They're gone from your youth. You're in your early 20s. I'm in my early 30s. I'm losing time like there's no tomorrow. You know, this is the best time of my life and I'm losing it. I've only time like there's no tomorrow. This is the best time of my

life and I'm losing it. I've only got a couple of years left. So you're in your early 30s. That don't impress me much. And I'm in lockdown. So now I'm spending the last good years of my life locked down. You got back painted. Yes!

I do. Bree and Clint. ZM's $50,000 Secret Sound. Season 10. All right, everybody, there is $50,000 up for grabs if you know what the secret sound is. Sangiba Ella, are you there? I am here. Okay, 50 grand up for grabs. Chantel, are you there?

I am here, yes. Chantel, you've made it on. Here's your chance at 50k. Do you have the winning guess, you reckon? Yeah, I am pretty positive. I've been following all the clues. Yeah. Word on the street is you're going to use the hottest guest going around on the internet today,

the one Bree and I were talking about earlier today. Yes, why not? Was this your guest originally or have you just seen the hype and you've gone, you know what, that's a good guest, I'm going to run with it? To be honest, my sister and I have been like umming and ahhing about it. And we came up with one guest to start off with and we were like, oh, wait, nah. And then, yeah, we kind of looked at the clues

a little bit more in depth and yeah. All right, you've convinced yourself. Tell us, Chantel, what you think the secret sound is. You know the Sistema containers? Yes. Yeah, so the clicking of the lid.

The clicking and the clacking of the Systemo click-clack containers. A million times. It could be it. It could be. Salkeba Ella. Hello, Chantel. What would you do with this $50,000? Oh, what would I do with it?

Yeah. I have been kind of wanting to get a house recently, so maybe that. That would be very nice, wouldn't it? Especially in Auckland at the moment. I'm just realising, oh my goodness. That's beside the point. Another question.

You've looked at the clues. Level three made me. Have you had a look at that one? Do you have any idea? Level 3 Made Me. Have you had a look at that one? Do you have any idea? Level 3 Made Me. Well, the reason why I thought it related to that was, I don't know, a lot of people did a lot of baking, so things, yeah, baking products in those containers. Or a lot of people did a lot of cleaning up too, so putting things in containers and putting them away. True.

We don't have much else to do, do we? Well, Chantelle, you've gone with what the internet is saying. You think you know it. But Chantelle, that is not the secret sound. Ah, bugger. You ruled it off for everyone else though. Everyone else can breathe a little easier because Chantal's done the hard work for you.

Don't worry, Chantal. 50 grand is not enough to buy a house anyway, so you haven't really lost out on anything. You know? Who cares? Who needs 50 grand? In Auckland, it's not even touching the deposit. If we were giving away 250 grand, then maybe.

Now you're talking. Maybe a bit more gutted. Yeah, maybe. All right. Thank you for playing, Chantel. We appreciate it. You can take Sextema, Click Clack, Tupperware, Containery thing off the list. That is not the secret sound.

And Sunky Bralla will be back with another guest at 7 o'clock tomorrow morning. Thanks, Ella. Thanks, Ella. Thanks, guys. Secret Sound is brought to you by Neon. You can get all the best shows streaming in New Zealand on Neon like Love Island. That's up there.

All the latest episodes of Love Island Australia. Get amongst. Bree and Clint. Breaking horse news. For those in the office sweepstakes. Do you reckon people who are working from home do the office sweepstakes with themselves? No, I reckon they probably do it through Zoom maybe.

Oh, that'd be fun, yeah. If you had your money on horse number four, very elegant. You are a Melbourne Cup champion. Congratulations. Woo! Do we know what came second and third? Let me just have a quick look. I'm interested because some people put on the multi, you know.

Yeah, good point. The trifecta. The trifecta. The quinella. I cannot report on that multi, you know. Yeah, good point. The trifecta. The trifecta. The quinella. I cannot report on that currently, but I'll have a look later. Okay. They're just interviewing the winning horse at the moment. Sad news today.

They're reporting that the godfather of the tiramisu has passed away. I'm devastated by this news. It's coming from Italian heritage, the tiramisu has been a big part of my upbringing, my culture. Well, Ado Compello... No, Com... Maybe I should have done this story. Yeah, right.

Ado, he's passed away at 93 years old in Treviso. What, in Treviso? Mm-hm. That's where my dad's from. Is he really? From Treviso. What? Treviso? Mm-hmm. That's where my dad's from. Is he really? From Treviso near Venice. Well, he's passed away and- What?

Wait, the creator of the tiramisu? Well, this is where it gets a bit confusing because he's called the father of the tiramisu, but it says here that his wife and the chef of his restaurant actually came up with the recipe, but he gets credited as the father of the tiramisu. Mm, interesting. Technically, does that mean I could be related to the people who invented the tiramisu? You could be. Yeah, you absolutely could be.

Whoa, that's blown my mind. Apparently, his wife came up with the recipe for the tiramisu accidentally when she was breastfeeding. Okay. She was looking for a food which would give her enough energy to keep going. And she combined...

It's got the coffee. It's got the sugar. Mascarpone with sugar, biscuits soaked in coffee. And yeah, that was enough to get her through. Bloody good dessert for that. I thought to celebrate the life

of the father of the tiramisu and to mark his passing. I can't believe they're from Toroviso. What better opportunity for you, Brie Thomas-El, to share your Nuna's famous tiramisu recipe? I told you this before we did this on air. I said, you couldn't pay me money to share my Nuna's tiramisu recipe. We're not going to pay you money.

We would like you to share it for free. If it's so good, why shouldn't everybody be able to enjoy your Nuna's famous tiramisu? Because the best part about it and the reason why it's so good is that I'm the only one that can make it and I share it with other people by making it for other people. Share it with us now. Unless you're going to make the whole

country a tiramisu, just share the recipe now. Hey, not a bad idea. Maybe I'll make the biggest tiramisu in New Zealand history. I knew you were going to be a holdout and I think it's because she's your nonna, your father's mother, and so you need his blessing. She's passed on so you need your father's

blessing. It's a family heirloom, this recipe. That's why I've checked with your father. Welcome to the show, Big Steve. G'day, Big Steve. Is he there? Big Steve. Big Steve, come in. G'day, Bree.

Hi, Dad. How are you? Really good. How are you? Really good. How are you? Bree's dad, Big Steve. It's cool with you if Bree shares the tiramisu recipe, eh? Bree, just share it. Please stop being a holdout. Yeah.

Hi, Dad. And that's from your dad, Big Steve. Hey, Dad. If this is, I just want to, you know, we normally do this kind of cat and mouse thing. I just want to double check that it's you because, I mean, this is a big thing, giving away. Yeah, good to check.

It's definitely me. I just want to, if this is my dad, Big Steve. Which it is. What city was I born in in Australia? Come on, Ben. Just give the recipe away. He wasn't there. He was busy on the apple farm No he was there

No you were busy eh Big Steve I'm always busy And I'm busy now You're really not going to give out that recipe Absolutely But I organised To do such a good impersonation of your dad That was a shocking impersonation.

Can you do more Australian? G'day, guys. Steve here. See, that was better. That was better. Work on that. Okay. If anyone wants the tiramisu recipe, they can text 9696,

and I will pick out one person. Oh. And I will send it back to them. Momentous. To pass on the recipe. Okay. Is that good? Yeah, that's good.

Okay, deal. In the meantime, if you would like to share a family recipe, you can call us on 0800 dials at In The Southman. You don't even have to share the recipe. Like Bree's is a tiramisu. What is your family famous for? What is the recipe that you have been told

to take to your grave? What recipe are you being a big holdout on like Brie? Come on, I said I'd tell one person. That's not being a holdout. That's passing it down. And if that one person wants to share it with us, there may or may not be 50 KFC chicken dollars on it for you. The deal is, if I

share it with you, you take it to the grave. What is the food your family is famous for? We want to know. You can call us now on 0800 DIAL ZM. Like we said, you don't have to share the recipe. Just what it is. Just what it is famous for? We want to know. You can call us now on 0800-DIAL-ZM. Like we said, you don't have to share the recipe. Just what it is. Just what it is. Yeah, what's the dish?

What's the thing that goes off at your place? It's been passed down through generation to generation. Hey, thanks, Big Steve. Thanks, Dad. He's gone. He's back on the Apple farm. Bree and Clint. After overwhelming requests for Bree's family's tiramisu recipe.

I've really opened up a can of worms because I said I'll text one person back the recipe on 9696 and there's hundreds and hundreds of you and now I feel bad. How are you going to choose? You said your issue was you weren't sure how to write it down. So we've got Annalisa here. Hi, Annalisa. Hi, Annalisa. You're happy for Bree to give you the recipe verbally, aren't you?

Yes, definitely. I'd love it. Oh, no. We've heard all about it. It's the pride of the Thomas Alff family Christmas. If any Italian would know Annalisa, it's kind of like it's different every time. You just kind of wing recipes. It's not about measuring, you know? That's right. No, you neverisa. It's kind of like, it's different every time. You just kind of wing recipes. It's not about measuring, you know?

That's right. No, you never measure. No, absolutely not. What are you willing to trade? Have you got a family recipe secret that you're sitting on, Annalisa? I've got two tiramisu recipes that have been passed on from my mum, who came from Italy. Wait, so you're Italian too?

Oh, Annalisa. Yes, I'm Italian. Very Italian, yeah. And my? Oh, Annalisa. Yeah, very Italian, yeah. And my try name, my name was. Anyway, so I've got a coffee, traditional Tiramisu Recipe, but also a Limoncello one that I like. Oh, I do love Limoncello. Every Italian does.

I don't believe we're going to get this out of Brie on air, so we may have to take you off air, Annalisa. Yeah, stay around. We might be able to come up with a deal, Annalisa. These things are so valuable and that's why I want to know what you're sitting on this afternoon. Hannah, do you have a family recipe that you've been told to take to the grave with you?

Yes, I do. My grandma's shortbread recipe. Oh yeah. How good's a good shortbread? It's bloody good. My wife's trying to convert me to shortbread. I've always found it a bit too dry. I love shortbread. Yeah, it's super crumbly, right? But you put it in your coffee.

Absolutely melts in your mouth. Like you don't even need a drink. Have you tried, Hannah, you sound like a shortbread connoisseur. Have you tried the Ted Lasso shortbread recipe yet? No. I'm very, very, what do you call it? What's the word? Basically stuck with my grandma's one because it's just that good.

Yeah, right. You can't sway from the one that's been passed through generations. You can't sway me. No. Have you given the recipe to anybody? Have you passed it on to anyone yet, Hannah? Of course not. Would you swap your shortbread, your grandma's shortbread recipe

for my Nuna's tiramisu recipe? I mean, I don't know. It's tempting, but I think I might hold on to mine. Mine comes from the old country. Yes, hundreds of years. You're slapping the face out, isn't she? She doesn't want your damn tiramisu recipe. Yeah, shove your shortbread up your ass.

Thanks, Hannah. Let's talk to Claudia. Hi, Claudia. Hi, Claudia. Hi, Claudia. Hi. Hi. What's the recipe you're holding on to? So it's called a colonial goose, and my dad makes it every Christmas.

A colonial goose? Yeah. Tell us what it is. So it's a deboned lamb from shoulder to shoulder, just the shoulders. Yeah. And then it's just the shoulders. Yeah. And then it's stuffed and rolled. Okay. And then barbecued for like eight hours.

Where does the goose come in? So, well, we didn't really have geese in New Zealand until like colonial. Oh, it's a goose replacement. Yeah. See, no one's ever going to figure out your colonial goose recipe, Claudia, because they'll be wondering where the goose is. They're thrown off. Yeah, good.

The golden goose. Did you want to bargain for the colonial goose recipe or are you good? Yeah, sounds delicious. Well, tiramisu. So, like, the Pam's tiramisu actually slaps the Pam's tiramisu. Claudia, are you saying the Pam's tiramisu beats my nunas from Italy? No, so that was my biggest craving when I was pregnant. So I'll definitely take like a nunas Italian tiramisu.

And I did work at an Italian restaurant. Yeah, right. But you're happy with the Pam's. I like that. I rate that. Can't beat a good Pam's finest. You know what? It's wasted on people. More from Sophie. Hey, Soph. Hi, Sophie. Can't beat a good Pam's Finest. You know what? It's wasted on people.

More from Sophie. Hey, Soph. Hi, Sophie. Hey, how you doing? What's the recipe that you have been asked to take with you to the grave? Your secret family recipe. So my great-great-grandfather, he started up the Griffins factory in Lower Hutt. So he's got all of the, well, we've got all the original recipes

of like the mellow pass and yeah, all the Griffin's stuff. Jeez. You know exactly how to make all those. Do you know how to make a crispy? No, I wouldn't have a clue. All right. Just certain ones. Wow.

Those are commercially sensitive, your ones. You're probably not allowed to get them out there, are you? No. Well, my gran had them up in her attic, all the original recipes. This is like someone finding the KFC 18 secret herbs and spices. 18 herbs and spices? 15? Isn't it 11?

11? Where did I get 18 from? There you go, everybody. Everybody's sitting on some secret. Bree, you haven't picked someone to give you a tiramisu recipe yet. We'll let you take that conversation offline. I'll pick someone on the text machine because I was going to pick someone on the phones,

but no one wanted it. I feel like we've settled for the Pam's one now. I think we're good. No, no, not the Pam's one. Someone give me the Pam's one from New World. Actually, you know what? If you want the Pam's one, then you don't deserve the Italian one. You don't know what a real tiramisu tastes like.

Brie and Clint. Brie and Clint's birthday banger. Maybe tomorrow for you. Maybe tomorrow if people text you. Maybe if people text your name. Maybe never. We're so like brother and sister. It's ridiculous. Maybe if people text your name. Maybe never. We're so like brother and sister. It's ridiculous.

She's going to do it. She just needs your confidence. I don't need the confidence. I'm overconfident. You need to text Bree to 9696 to really show her you believe in her. Imagine if I've been practicing all this time with a vocal coach. I don't need to imagine because I know you have. Do you want to just do it? Do you want to just do it? I was kidding. No,'t need to imagine because I know you have. I know that's why.

Do you want to just do it? Do you want to just do it? I was counting on three, two. No, no, no, no, no, no. I've really got to go to the bathroom. I'll be back in a second. Birthday banger. Let's get some people on. Steph's here.

Kia ora, Steph. Hi, Steph. Hi. Hey, guys. You want to hear Brie do the Adele note, eh, Steph? I was just going to say, Brie, you should so do it. You've got a lovely voice. She does. Don't lovely voice. She does.

Don't do that. She does. We could do it together, you and me. Okay, I'll keep that in mind, Steph. We'll keep your number on file, okay, love? Oh, that sounds awesome. Okay, cool. What's your birthday, Steph?

24th of April, 1976. All right, Steph, you were 16 in 1992. And on the 24th of April, on your 16th birthday, this was number one. I'm the one who wants to be with you. I'm the one. That's a good song too. You know, that's a long standing favourite of my husband's, actually. This is one of my all-time favourite songs. Mr Big? Yep, Mr Big, To Be With You. This is a really good sing-along. You'd be keen for that to win, right, Steph? I think so, yeah.

I don't know if it's a banger-banger, but it's definitely a good song. It's a drinking sing-along banger, I think, which is always good. Let's go to Jackie, who also wants to hear Bree do the Adele note. Hi, Jackie. Hi, Jackie. Shut up. You do, eh? You were saying while you were on hold, you were like, please, Bree.

Oh, absolutely. I think she'll smash it. Yeah, me too. Jackie, why are you encouraging him? She's encouraging you. I appreciate your support, though. I really do. I appreciate that. Let's do your birthday banger.

My birthday is the 9th of March, 1995. Right, Jackie, you were 16 in 2011. And on the 9th of March in 2011, this was top of the charts. I love this Jake song. It's a banger. You like it, Jackie? It's good? Definitely a banger.

What year, Bree? 2011. Is this from 2011? Is this 10 years old? Yeah, apparently. Whoa. Whoa, okay. Feel old yet, anyone?

I know I do. Okay, wait there, Jackie. You could be a winner with Drake. Let's go to Josie. Hi, Josie. Hi, Josie. Kia ora, kia ora. Kia ora, how are you?

I'm great. How are you guys? Not too bad, mate. How's your Tuesday going? Oh, pretty swell, eh? Just got home from Mahi. Oh, you've got good vibes, Josie. I like your vibe.

You know what? I like your vibe too, eh? Oh, I like your vibe. Oh, stop it. No, you stop it. Josie, you know what you'd really like if you heard Brie do that Adele note? No, stop. I don't know, Clint.

I think I would like to hear you hit a day. I knew I liked your vibe, Josie. Josie, what's your birthday? 28th of March, 2002. Josie, that was classic. You were 16 in 2018 and Josie, here's your birthday bag.

It's not about the money, money, money. We don't need your money, money, money. Oh, big tunes, Dave. We don't need to make the world dance. Yeah. Now, Josie, I may not have been able to offer the world a Brie Adele cover, but I can offer the world a Brie Jessie J cover. Don't you?

Oh, you know. No, I'm feeling sexy and free. No, Josie, don't sing along. All time. You like a shot of pure gold. Oh, yeah. Hit that. Oh, yeah.

Okay, just a little bit of chorus. Hang on. I can taste the tension like a cloud of smoke in the air. Can I just say, this recording, when you made me do this, was completely unprepared, off the cuff. And for that, I say not bad. Not a bad effort. I think it's great.

That's why I like to play it so much. For the winner of Birthday Banger, though, today, I think it needs to be Jessie J and Price Tag. Oh, nah, it's Mr Big to be with you all the way for me. He's one of my all-time favourites. Splitting the vote, we go directly to producer Anastasia, who will pick the winner of Birthday Banger today. You have all three.

You can also choose Drake. I never usually cloud your judgement, but you give this to me. I normally agree with you, but nah. GCJ, price tag. I'll remember this. Oh, play Usher. Usher's my favourite. I'm not voting Usher next time.

I didn't do your split vote, mate. It was bloody Anastasia. You could have voted with me in the first place. I never would vote for Usher, though. I was going to do the Adele note, too, but not anymore. You were not. No, I wasn't. Hey, Josie, you just won birthday bagger.

Congratulations. No! I wasn't. Hey, Josie, you just won birthday banger. Congratulations. No! Let's go. Jackie, let's go. Brie and Clint. Let's go. This is birthday banger on ZM. Brie and Clint.

Time for our first game of Neon Know It All. Brie and Clint. Neon Know It All. So, our mates at Neon have joined us for a new game where basically if you know the most about a show on Neon, you can win $500 cash. I feel like if there was any shows that we're going to do this week that I would know everything about, it'd be this one.

This is your week, right? This is my week. This is my day, I mean. Sex and the City is my show. Sex and the City. That's what we'll be playing with. Let's meet our contestants for Neon Know It All. First is Jess.

Hi, Jess. G'day, Jess. Hey, guys. How are you? I'm so excited. This is my game. Do you know your Sex and the City? I know it so well.

Even the movies? Even the movies. Even the movies. Okay, good. You'll be taking on our other neon know-it-all, Liz. Hi, Liz. G'day, Liz. Hi, how's it going? You love your Carrie Bradshaw?

I like Samantha better. Yeah, me too. I do love Samantha. This is how it goes, guys. Oh, look at me. I'm Samantha. Bree has the questions. And whoever gets three correct first is going to win $500 cash.

No one goes home empty-handed, though, because the loser will take home a 12-month Neon subscription just for playing. How good is that? Yeah, very good. Oh, there's no losers here, then. Your buzzers are your names. Let's play Neon Know-It-All. All right, here we go, guys.

Sex and the City. Question number one. What was the name of Charlotte York's first husband? Liz. Yes, Liz is in. Trey McDougal. You're spot on, Liz. Nice work. Well done, Liz.

Trey McDougal is correct. One to Liz. Question number two. I feel like Jess was right behind you, though. Did you know that one, Jess? I did. I bet you did. All right, here we go. Question number two. I feel like Jess was right behind you, though. Did you know that one, Jess? I did. I bet you did. All right, here we go. Question number two.

This is a harder one, but it is referenced in the show. Where did Miranda Hobbs go to law school? Oh, Liz. Yes, Liz, just in before Jess. Harvard. Yes. Wow, Liz. Wow. Okay, come on, Jess. Jess. Yes. Wow, Liz. Wow.

Okay. Come on, Jess. Jess, how are you feeling right now? Your back's against the ropes. I'm nervous. Just buzz in, even if I haven't finished, and just kind of wing it, I reckon. Liz is so quick. Okay, here we go.

Question number three. You need this one, Jess, to stop Liz. Who dumped Carrie via a post-it note? Jess. Jess is in. Jack Burger. Jack Burger is correct. Well done, Jess.

You pulled it back slightly. I feel like we've got real fans. You guys are awesome. This is so good. Okay, here we go. One to Jess, two to Liz. Question number four. This is a harder one too, but a real fan would know it.

Samantha Jones in one season dated a woman for a short while. Yes, Jess? Maria. Maria is correct. We're all tied up. Liz, how are you feeling now? Oh, no. Come on, Liz.

Mate, you've got this. This is winner takes all. You've got this. Both of you could easily win. Okay. Here we go. Guys, this is for the win. Question number five.

Who is Carrie's best gay friend? Liz. Liz. Liz. Stanford Blatch. She's got it. Guys, I couldn't separate you both. You're both true fans

and it makes me love you both so much. Liz, you get $500 cash. Congratulations. And Jess, your Neon subscription is on us for the next 12 months. Congratulations. It's great. Thank you. No worries, congratulations. And Jess, your Neon subscription is on us for the next 12 months.

Congratulations. It's great. Thank you. No worries, guys. You know what's interesting is producer Anastasia, because I wrote a few harder questions, she goes, oh, they're a little bit hard. Do you think they'll know?

And I go, if they're a true Sex and the City fan, they'll blitz it. We're playing Neon Know It All all this week. Same prizes up for grabs tomorrow. The show for tomorrow is Love Island Australia. Oh, I'd be good at this. If you want to play with us, text 9696 right now with your name and Anastasia will tee two people up to play with us tomorrow. You have from now until this time tomorrow, so 24 hours,

to stream as much Love Island Australia as you can. I'm up to date on the latest season. Are we just playing latest season of Love Island Australia? I think we should just because it's been a little while. I think so too. So it's just the latest season. So scrub up, get up to date, and we'll play again tomorrow. Text us your name, 9696.

You can sign up for your 14-day trial at neontv.co.nz. T's and C's apply. Neon Know It All is back tomorrow. If you are a fully vaccinated New Zealander, there is a chance for you to win something called a Vax Stage Pass, which will give you a double pass to every major live music event in New Zealand in 2022. Wait, what?

So like I'm double vaccinated? Yes. So I get a ticket? No, no, no. You can enter the draw to win. Oh, it's a raffle. I thought you meant we just automatically, I was like, they're idiots.

How are they going to make any money? Yeah, yeah. Only people who have to pay to go to the shows this summer are the unvaccinated. No, they won't be allowed to go to the show at all. The Vaxstage Pass, let me tell you what it involves. And you can see Anastasia

smouldering out there because I know she's entered this and she wants to win it. And by us talking about it, you think it decreases your chances, right? I thought we had an agreement that you weren't going to talk about this. I'm going to go enter it right now. Don't enter. Why not? I'm double vaccinated.

I deserve it just as much as you. The Vaxstage Pass will give one person two tickets to Lorde, to Billie Eilish, to L.A.B.,

to Tyler the Creator, Tame Impala, 660's Nationwide Stadium Tour, one for each, please. Dua Lipa My Chemical Romance Snoop Dogg and Netsky Wait there's more

The Festivals You'll also get tickets to Rhythm and Vines Northern Bass, Hidden Valley and Outerfields Oh my god You can't do Rhythm and Vines and Northern Bass How does someone have enough stamina to go to all of these? Yeah, that's what I was wondering too.

Producer Anastasia, I'm willing to cut a deal with you right now. Okay. If I win, I'll take you. And if you win, you take me. Yeah, Bree, I don't stand you lasting three days at R&B though. But that means if in a case of I can't go or I'm too tired. You just have to give Bree first right of refusal. You just give me first right.

Oh, my gosh. Imagine us at Snoop Dogg. It'd be pretty fun. I would like in on this, too. And I think I'm a good one to go with because there's going to be so many that I can't make. Yeah. Because of dead responsibilities. I know that you'll have first dibs on Dua Lipa,

so yeah, there's nothing much else you want to discuss. I'll make room for Dua Lipa. Shotgun Lord and Billie Eilish. For me, I want to shotgun the Bluff Oyster Festival. Is that on there? I don't know, but if it does go on there, I'd like to shotgun that one. Okay, that's cool.

That would be awesome. And maybe the Hawke's Bay Food and Wine Festival. Oh, that goes off. Gizzy Wine and Foods. Snoop Dogg would be awesome. And maybe the Hawke's Bay Food and Wine Festival. Oh, that goes off. He can have it. Gizzy Wine and Foods. It was meant to be last weekend. That goes off.

You can have all the Food and Wine Festival ones and we'll go all to the music festival. A bit more sophisticated. And Dua Lipa. Oh yeah, you can have Dua Lipa. And speaking of Screamo,

I want My Chemical Romance. And just remember everyone, don't enter. I'm so jealous. Yeah, right. This is the Bram Clint show saying don't enter the I'm so jealous. Yeah, right. This is the Brand Clint show saying, don't enter the Vax Stage Pass competition. To win thousands of dollars of tickets.

Enter. Already did. Sorry, mate.