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Hello everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast.
I forgot to tell you I watched the Elvis movie while I was on.
Was it good?
Welcome.
Jeez, only like what, six months later?
No, longer.
Probably longer.
What did you think?
It was alright.
What do you mean it was alright?
It was good.
It was really good. Sorry, it was alright? It was good It was really good
Sorry that's
Yeah it was good
You didn't see it in the cinema
I didn't see it in the cinema
But I did see it
In my house
Not the same
Not the same
I
Don't like
How unrealistic
The timeline was
Yeah I think
Like it's
It's like
Like it just
Pings around a lot and it's not real
that side of things like it's but the whole movie wasn't um meant to be like that it was like an
artsy kind of take on his life that's what i kind of got from it because yeah i mean and i'm the
biggest elvis fan out so and, I thought the same thing,
and I would have liked it to be a little bit more
kind of straight down the middle,
but I enjoyed it for what it was.
No one's going to get the budget to do an Elvis movie that big
for another 15 years,
so that's the Elvis movie we get.
Why was it so much about bloody Colonel Sanders?
I don't care about him why wasn't it about
alvis and priscilla you know and i've got a theory on why it wasn't about alvis and priscilla
because they didn't want it to be but no because then they would have had to talk about the fact
that she was 14 when he started talking about that yeah so yeah which i mean that's the love
that's the love story that we wanted to to about But I guess it's like Yeah, totally
Colonel Ballbag
I just didn't care
I didn't care about him
God, I hated that
It made me hate Tom Hanks
And I never thought I'd say that
Because that's how good of a job he did
But God
I hated him after watching that movie
Austin Butler, incredible
Yeah, he was fantastic
How hot
He was very good.
How Hot.
How Hot.
Yeah.
Have you seen it?
Nah.
You haven't seen it?
Nah.
Ella, have you seen it?
Nah.
It's worth watching.
The music's very good.
Do you know who Elvis is?
The guy with the cool sideburns?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Not wrong.
Name an Elvis song.
Oh my gosh.
Living,
is there something living?
Were you going to say Living the Be-Night-O-Waker?
No.
Living on a Prayer?
Oh, my gosh.
I know it.
One song.
Leave our Las Vegas.
This is bad.
I'm out of a shot.
It's not happening.
She's got the shake there.
She's got the shake.
It's the nerves.
It's not an Elvis impression.
Sway shoes
Jailhouse rock
Viva Las Vegas
Hound dog
Oh these old songs
One last conversation
Oh what a last conversation
Yeah I know that one
Thank you
That was really good
Congratulations
You named the mid 2000s remix
Of an Elvis song
Can we please
Not mention this conversation
To my mum Yeah nah Can we avoid not mention this conversation to my mum?
Yeah, nah.
Can we avoid this?
I send all of the podcasts to her, so.
Oh, she listens to these sometimes.
You better hope she doesn't listen to this one.
Did she listen to the one where we just talked about poos and wheeze
the whole time?
Yeah, I'm not listening to that.
That's embarrassing.
Sorry.
She has me as a kid.
Do you think she's really worried about it?
Brianna.
So funny.
She's fine.
You know what she said to me One time
She goes
I think I enjoy
The podcast intros
More than the podcast
Sometimes
And I was like
It's kind of a
Backhanded compliment
But thanks mum
What does that mean
Anyone seen
The Harry Styles movie
What the movie
Or the music
Have you seen it
No the movie
The soldier one
I've heard it's pretty average
Not the soldier one
The new one The new one The Olivia Wild heard it's pretty average. The soldier one. The new one.
The new one.
The Olivia Wilde one.
Oh, yeah.
Yes.
Don't worry, baby.
Don't worry, darling.
Don't worry, darling.
It's good.
Laugh at me for getting the title of that movie wrong.
You couldn't name a single Elvis song.
Different generations, sorry.
One of the greatest artists of all time.
He's got my generation.
Excuse me, Ella.
I wasn't alive when Elvis was alive.
Sorry.
I didn't know.
No, what about on the show today
where Ella tried to gaslight all of us
into making us believe we didn't know about
Taylor Swift and Kanye's feud?
Can I tell them that birthday banger thing you did?
What?
The one that you said to that person on the phone?
Oh, yeah, if you want.
So for the birthday bangers, we tell people off air sometimes
if we can't get them on air, we'll tell them the birthday banger.
And there was one written down, and it was like,
Suicide Blonde, and she was like,
it's called Suicide Blonde by NSYNC?
It was in excess.
NSYNC?
I couldn't read, and I panicked.
Holy fucking shit, I feel old.
And they just took it, they're like, yeah, read and I panicked. Holy fucking shit.
I feel old.
They just took it.
They're like,
yeah, cool.
Okay, bye.
Sweet.
Okay, cool.
I thought it was a type note.
Oh, you said it to someone
on the phone.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
They didn't realise though
so it's false alarm.
All good.
In sync and in excess
are like separated by
a minimum of 10 years
and that person's like,
crazy,
I didn't think I was young enough
for having an in sync song
but okay, cool.
Cool. I'll take it. Sorry. They would have been so confused they would have been like what she was
like oh yeah cool thank you and i was like bye i don't know that one oh bam in excess so i'm banned
from doing that i'm in jail now you're in call center jail yep yeah on that note um we need to
get out of here i need to go to chem Warehouse and find a new deodorant.
Honest to God, I'm having such a fucking mare over here.
Lift your pits up.
Stop buying.
Oh, they're actually fine.
You're fine.
Stop buying.
No, because I'm keeping my pits away from my t-shirt.
Stop buying special edition ones that are attached to brands and stuff.
I bought the All Blacks one.
That's what I mean.
It's attached to a brand.
All Blacks are a brand.
We all know you buy Lynx Africa.
It's time to stop. I'm ready to try it
at the moment.
They've either changed the recipe or my
hormones have changed. Oh my god, am I
menopausal? You've had two surgeries.
It's happened to you a few times.
Maybe the snip did something to your sweat glands.
It's puberty.
My testosterone levels. It's puberty. My testosterone levels.
It's puberty.
Yeah.
You're going through it finally.
Jesus.
I was going to say, this is.
As long as I don't grow titties.
Has that ever happened to you guys where your deodorant stopped working?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Probably right now.
Yeah, but you probably use organic deodorant.
I tried.
Tea tree oil.
She rubs bark.
Just do it.
She gets a bit of aloe vera and rubs it on her pits.
It works.
No, it doesn't.
Can I ask a serious question?
Ella hasn't had puberty yet.
She doesn't need deodorant.
Can I ask a serious question?
Yeah.
At the moment, my sweet feet glands have been going off.
And I don't...
Oh, maybe it's because it's summer.
Do my feet stink?
Do you smell my feet?
You never smelled your feet.
Okay, good.
Take your shoe off.
No.
You good? You haven't smelled my feet. I haven't smelled your feet. Okay, good. Take your shoe off. No. You good?
You haven't smelled my feet.
I haven't smelled your feet.
Okay, good.
Sorry, I'm just...
My nose is so far away from your feet.
Also, my sense of smell hasn't come back after my operation.
I'd be so worried about that.
Are you worried?
A little bit.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
It intermittently comes back.
Right.
Oh, well, that's a good sign then.
But only very briefly.
Well, that means it will.
Let me get my foot up to your nose and you smell. Yeah. Except that's the moment that it comes back. Right. Oh, well, that's a good sign then. But only very briefly. Well, that means it will. Let me get my foot up to your nose and you smell.
Yeah.
Except that's the moment that it comes back.
Let's do a smelling test.
We should actually.
If you want to do something like that, now's the time to do it.
Yeah.
Because I could put my nose next to a dog shank right now.
Does that mean you could eat an onion?
That could be arranged.
I'm not meant to eat like spicy things.
You're not meant to.
I don't know
I love the white guy
he's like
onion
spicy
can't have tomato sauce
it's too spicy
sweet chilli
no mint too
so spicy
our lemon
is too spicy
oh don't get me started
on the lime zest
spicy
can't have a TNT
enjoy the podcast everybody
we'll see you guys later
She's very spicy
It's NSYNC Ella
Oh
I'm all shook up
Oh
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Shook up, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
What time is it?
Two, three, two, one
It is Brie and Clint
Good evening, good evening
Good evening
Good evening everybody and welcome to the night show
Good evening ladies and gentle beetles
Good afternoon, everyone.
Welcome to the show.
It's Bree and Clint on a hump day.
Happy hump day, everyone.
Hey, happy Dua Lipa day for people going to Dua Lipa tonight.
I'm so fizzed for it.
You know, it's been a long time since the buzz in the air for a gig has been palpable,
and I feel like Dua Lipa has achieved that.
It used to happen all the time with big touring artists,
and then no one came for three years because of COVID.
There's buzz around Auckland City about Dua Lipa tonight, isn't there?
You know what they say?
One kiss is all it takes.
Falling in love with Maddie. She went to Waiheke Island yesterday.
She was on a yacht.
Yeah, she had a private.
She wasn't on the Fuller's Ferry.
No.
Living it up.
Must be nice.
Must be nice.
We want your Dua Lipa spottings, by the way.
If you've seen Dua Lipa around anywhere,
she might not necessarily stay in Auckland.
She might have headed down to Hobbiton,
like Sam Smith does when they're here.
She might go to Denny's.
She might be at Denny's across the road from the Sky Tower.
She loves some Denny's.
Once you do a Lipa sighting,
you can text that to us on 9696.
And if you're going tonight or tomorrow jealous,
that is going to be such a good show.
So keen.
It's going to be awesome.
Let's kick off the show with Tradie versus Lady.
We've got $50 cash up for grabs thanks to KFC.
I feel like we should be playing some Dua Lipa today as well.
We should.
Shouldn't we?
It feels like a Dua Lipa.
What song?
What song are you going to pick?
I'll pick the first one.
You can pick the next one. Okay, deal. I choose Silk City and Dua Lipa, Electricity. Oh song? What song are you going to pick? I'll pick the first one. You can pick the next one.
Okay, deal.
I choose Silk City and Dua Lipa, Electricity.
Oh, that's what I was going to pick.
Well, you can choose something else.
Brianne Clint, call us for Tradie vs. Lady now.
Do you?
Brianne Clint.
Let's do Tradie vs. Lady.
Brianne Clint.
Tradie vs. Lady.
Right, let's get into tradie versus lady.
The tradies on 98.
Another good win for them yesterday.
The ladies still sitting on 80.
I stand by it.
The tradies are going to hit triple figures this week.
But to do that, they can only afford to drop one game.
It's all they can afford to lose from here.
I'm backing in the ladies.
Where we at, girls?
Let's go with our lady first.
She's 25 and from Tamaki Makoto, and she has a beehive.
Welcome to the show.
It's Poppy.
G'day, Poppy.
How many bees?
Oh, I don't know how many, but three hives.
Three hives.
That's quite a lot of bees.
Do you eat the honey from the hives?
Yeah, definitely.
It's delicious.
Yeah, that's cool.
I'd love to have bees.
Yeah, they're such a cool pet.
Yeah, I reckon that'd be awesome.
I always, I went and did a bee keeping course, Poppy,
and it was the most interesting thing I've ever done.
We built the beehives, saw where the queen was,
we pulled her out of the house, and I was like,
probably should put her back in because she's literally keeping everyone alive.
Okay, you're taking on our tradies today.
They're from Hamilton.
They're 32, and they moved out of home when they were 15 years old.
Welcome to the show, Annie.
G'day, Annie.
Hi.
Hi.
You and I have that in common.
I moved out when I was 15 too.
Whereabouts did you go?
Oh, I had, I wanted to leave school, so I had to, I was under 16,
so I had to be doing an apprenticeship or something.
So I started doing painting and decorating, and then I was like, hmm, I've got money, I apprenticeship or something. So I started doing painting and decorating,
and then I was like, I've got money, I'll move out.
Yeah, wow, good on you.
You're an independent soul.
Annie, your buzzer is tradie.
Poppy, your buzzer is lady.
First one of you two to get to three correct answers
walked away with the win and $50 cash from KFC.
So good luck.
Here we go, guys.
Question number one.
Temperatures around New Zealand are soaring,
and some places around the country are likely to reach nearly 30 degrees today.
What season are we currently in?
Lady.
Yes, Poppy.
Spring.
Spring is on the money.
One to the ladies.
Question number two.
There's only one more episode of Celebrity Treasure Island New Zealand to go.
The final is on tonight. No. Yeah. New Zealand to go. The final is on tonight.
No.
Yeah.
Is it final tonight?
The final is on...
Oh, it's Wednesday.
Oh, my God.
The final's on tonight.
We will find out who digs up...
Oh, my God.
You're so right.
...that $100,000 for their charity.
Guys, name one of the remaining contestants.
No one?
One of them was on Outrageous Fortune.
One of them's Blair Chook's brother.
Three.
Lance Sabali's best friend.
One.
Buzz you out.
Elvis Lepetti, Jesse Chook, Siobhan Marshall and Courtney Louise
will all go head-to-head tonight.
We'll see who can dig up that treasure.
No points there.
Question number three. Buzz in when you can dig up that treasure. No points there.
Question number three.
Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.
I got you.
Moonlight.
You're my star.
Is that Trady?
Lady.
Lady.
Sorry, Poppy.
Dua Lipa.
That is Dua Lipa.
Plays here in Auckland tonight and tomorrow night.
Nice work, too, to the ladies.
Question number four.
The 2022 Words of the Year have been announced. Name the book that contains definitions of words.
Tradie.
Yes, Annie.
Is it a dictionary?
It is a dictionary.
Nice work.
One to the tradies, two to the ladies.
Question number five.
A380s, 747s and Dreamliners are all types. Brady. Yes, Annie.
Airplanes. They are
airplanes. Nice work. Question number six.
We're all tied up. This is for the win.
Get on those buzzers.
Cherry, Truss
and Herloom are all types. Brady.
Yes, Poppy. For the win.
Tomato. She's got it.
Well done. That was close.
She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh. She's got it. Well done. That was close.
Congratulations, Poppy. You've just scored yourself $50 cash thanks to KFC
and a Tradiverse Lady victory.
Thank you very much. Nice game,
Annie. Yeah, it was a close game.
Annie nearly came back.
Nearly. Brie, what's your Dua Lipa song?
This one. That we're playing right now? Be the oneie, what's your Dua Lipa song? This one.
That we're playing right now?
Be the one.
There you go.
Dua Lipa on ZM.
I want to talk about dumb things that people do on a flight.
There's a story today about a guy who started a fire on a plane.
What?
How does this even happen?
I can't think of many worse places to start a fire.
I feel like that is probably the worst.
Yeah.
Other than...
A hay factory?
Yeah, even then...
A petrol factory.
Even then, at least you can run outside, you know?
You don't have to run far at a petrol factory.
Yeah. What's a petrol factory, by the way? You don't have to run far at a petrol factory. Yeah.
What's a petrol factory, by the way?
I don't know.
Somewhere that makes petrol.
An oil refinery?
Yeah, same thing.
This is on an aeroplane.
It's on an LL, is the name of the airline.
E-L-A-L.
Oh, I do love to fly with LL.
LL.
It was a flight from Tel Aviv in Israel.
A passenger decided to have a sneaky cigarette in the toilet.
Of course they did.
On a flight to Bangkok.
They've put their cigarette butt in the bin.
Yeah.
Yeah.
With all the paper.
Oh, that is rocking stuff.
Because the smoke alarm went off in the bathroom and they went,
shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
And they put the smoke in the rubbish bin rather than in the toilet.
Put it in the toilet.
Yeah.
Pee on it.
Flush it.
Pee on it.
Or just flush it.
Yeah, send it down into the goo factory.
Don't put it in the basket of tissue paper, you fricking moron.
What an idiot.
They, they.
I always think, you know, when they say this is, you know,
obviously smoking is not allowed on this flight,
I'm always like, who would be dumb enough to line up a cigarette on the plane?
But can you also think about how strange it was just 20 years ago?
Was it 20 or was it more?
I think it was more.
30?
Wouldn't it be more than 30 that it was legal to smoke on aeroplanes?
Well, there was smoking in non-smoking sections, which it's an aeroplane.
It's all smoking if you've got a smoking section.
We're all on the same heat pump, people.
Oh, so dumb.
There's still aeroplanes in some countries
where there's the ashtrays in the armrests.
I've been on a plane which have those.
Isn't that mental?
So crazy.
You're in a pressurised cabin with limited oxygen
and you're like, yeah, you can.
Yeah, let's light up a cigarette.
There's kids on board, but they'll be fine.
They used to serve them.
Yeah, on the plane.
They used to go around with the trolley
and that you could get some liquor and some cigarettes.
They were the days.
Those are the days.
Oh, bring back the good old days.
Do you think they should let people vape on planes
so that it quells the need for a cigarette?
You know?
You mean like cigarette smokers so they don't light up?
Yeah.
No, no, I mean like kids because they can get into it.
No, I'm saying like because obviously...
If you're like a pack-a-day smoker and you're on a 12-hour flight,
like if you're really jonesing for a cigarette,
there's a chance you're going to go into the bathroom and risk it.
Do you reckon they should let you vape?
How many people are risking it though?
I don't know. I feel like not many I feel like there's not many people risking it
Complimentary plain vape
Yeah. Would you like an eye mask?
And then with your eye mask and your headphones
Yeah
Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio
This is the latest Live from LA with Dean McCarthy.
She currently holds all of the top 10 spots on the Billboard Top 100 chart,
a feat which has never been achieved by any artist ever before.
And now there's rumours of a Taylor Swift tour, Dean.
There sure is.
I know, it's so wild seeing her on the Billboard charts.
She just is so extraordinary
It's happening
She's announced
The American leg of her tour
Starting in March of next year
It's called
It has some weird name
I don't know what it means
I'm not cool enough
To understand and dissect
You're not a Swifty Dean
You're not a Swifty
I am but I'm not
I am but I'm not
I'm only 21
I need to be
Maybe in a few years.
Give me a few more years.
But basically, she's going all around America.
Then she's going to go all around the world.
This is so exciting because it's been a minute since she's toured, right?
And one thing we know for sure about Pellet Fiff, her tours are incredible.
They are so awesome.
And what I love about this particular tour, her tickets start at, I think, it's $49, and they
range all the way up to $899.
Wow. It's usually, like, a good fee.
Yeah, and you get to, like, meet her. That's pretty
reasonable, though. The other night we were talking
about Adele, where you could get one for
$75,000. I feel
like $49 to be in the same
amphitheater as Taylor.
Sign me up. When is she coming to
New Zealand? When is she coming to New Zealand?
Yeah, what are the dates?
I mean, this is great.
And if you've got money to go to the States,
you should definitely go and see her in another country.
That'd be amazing.
But when is she coming to New Zealand?
Yeah, I mean.
It's going to happen.
Yeah, it will.
She hasn't announced the international leg yet,
but it will be announced.
And I think she'll go to Australia or New Zealand.
I always trust our resident Swifty, Megan,
who is one of the biggest Taylor Swift fans I've ever met.
She said that from what she's heard, she's definitely going to come here,
like to Australia and New Zealand.
Taylor's the type where she goes everywhere.
She also told me something really interesting about Taylor having
the top ten songs on the charts and that apparently the Swifties,
obviously all the big Taylor Swift fans,
put together this algorithm and did all this research
into what songs of Taylor's they needed to buy
to be able to push Sam Smith's song unholy out.
Oh, so they rigged it?
Well, I mean, kind of.
Yeah, right.
That's a shame.
Okay.
Well, kind of.
So, yeah.
Did you just think it happened?
Yeah, I thought she had the 10 biggest songs in the world.
Yeah, right.
Which I thought was cool, but not so cool if it's been rigged.
I do see on the tour, though, that Paramore, Phoebe Bridges and Haim are some of her opening acts.
So, this tour is huge.
That's epic.
That's the latest on Taylor Swift live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy.
Brian Clint.
A guy has spoken out about how mortified he was after he thinks and believes
that he has been calling his neighbour
by the wrong name for 10 years.
Oh, ouch.
So he said, look,
they're not best of friends, obviously,
but they are acquaintances and he always kind of greets his neighbour
when he catches him on the driveway and they'll have a bit of chit-chat
here and there.
Nice when you get to know your neighbour's name too.
Yeah.
You can actually be like, G'day, John.
Exactly.
It feels very neighbourly.
It does.
It does.
He said that he has been calling him Joe, neighbour Joe,
but it's only recently where he thinks that his name might actually be Jeff.
My name is Jeff.
Name of Jeff.
He heard it once the first time, Jeff, and then went away and he was like, oh, neighbor Joe.
Joe.
Yeah.
Joe.
He said the situation was there was something to do where he needed to Google his neighbor's address
because he was checking if this package was coming to where it was meant to be going.
Yeah.
And he's slowly realized that it was his next door neighbour,
but it was addressed to Jeff.
He's like, who the hell is Jeff?
I'll go and ask Joe.
I'll go ask Joe, see if he knows who Jeff is.
Maybe Joe knows who Jeff is.
And now he said he feels so embarrassed.
And Joe went, my name is Jeff.
My name is Jeff.
He feels so embarrassed now that he's like,
well, I guess there's only one option.
I've got to move out. No. I've got's only one option. I've got to move out.
No.
I've got to leave.
No.
I've got to leave this situation and get out of here.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
The situation in this, the answer in this situation is simple.
Gaslight.
Just start calling him Jeff.
Yeah.
But never acknowledge that you called him Joe.
And then make Jeff think that he imagined it.
Just make Jeff think that he's crazy in this situation.
Or legally change your own name and make him believe
that he was calling you the wrong name for 10 years.
And then it's all even.
Yeah.
Or grow a moustache and tell your neighbour
that you've just moved into the house.
Yeah. And he'll be like, I'm that you've just moved into the house. Yeah.
And he'll be like, I'm sure you're the same guy.
Nah.
And be like, bro, you're crazy.
Yeah.
You're crazy.
Jeff, let me tell you, mate, it's not me.
I mean.
It's you.
Your old neighbour.
I'm not me.
Him.
Them.
I'm someone else.
Have you ever called someone by the wrong name?
I have.
But I think through the sheer trauma of it,
I've blanked it out of my mind.
Don't you just struggle to remember someone's name in general?
I struggle to remember people, like entire encounters.
Not even just their name, just them as a person.
Them, yeah.
I've met really important people in my life twice.
Who?
I don't want to say. Like really important? I don't want to say. Okay, but really important people in my life twice. Who? I don't want to say.
Like really important?
I don't want to say.
Okay, but really important people how?
Like what are important to you how?
Like are they family, like relatives?
Like wife's important family friends who are going to be in my life for the rest of time.
So it's not just people?
And I'm like, it's so nice to meet you.
And they're like, no, no, we had dinner a year ago.
That genuinely happened to me.
Oh, well, you didn't even remember having dinner with someone?
No, no.
And I said, nah, surely not.
No, no, we did.
But that's okay.
You don't remember.
Oh, my God.
That's so awkward.
That is so awkward.
The amount of times I remember I dated someone for quite a number of years.
It was maybe three or four years and then we broke up
and then like a year later I was kind of dating someone else.
And my mum, the first time that she met my new partner,
called them by my ex's name four times in the same day.
Four times!
My dad has done that with – my dad did that for about three years.
I was like, mum, you're killing me over here.
Oh, God.
Yeah.
Yeah, so that was pretty awkward.
We should ask people.
Make us feel less bad.
Totally.
Yeah.
When did you get someone's name wrong?
Take the pressure off us.
Was it for a long period of time?
Was it during a long period of time? Was it during
a real intimate
moment? And do you kind of blame them for
not correcting you? Because I kind of do
in Joe Jeff's situation.
It's because Joe Jeff never
corrected his neighbour.
And if the person never
corrects you, you only have to get it wrong
once. I guess it's hard because
how many times do they have to call you the wrong name
before it's too long that you can re-correct them?
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
It's so awkward.
You have to do it straight away.
You have to do it straight away, yeah.
But then I feel bad sometimes.
I'll just be like, oh, it's not a big deal.
Oh, 800Diles.im, whose name did you get wrong
and how awkward was it?
Bree and Clint.
Muraki on ZM.
Bree and Clint, that's wavy.
Have you got someone's name wrong?
A guy has spoken out about how he has to move house after he realised that he had been getting his neighbour's name wrong for 10 years.
Thought his name was Joe.
Turns out the neighbour's name was Jeff.
It's the neighbour's fault.
It is.
It is.
They should have corrected him.
Yeah, but maybe they'd speak over the fence
so he couldn't really see his mouth.
So he'd be like, I think he's calling me Jeff.
For 10 years?
You reckon that lasted for 10 years?
Yeah.
They probably had dinner together. He should have been over for a beer. Probably. And 10 years? Yeah, maybe. That lasted for 10 years? Yeah. They probably had dinner together.
He's probably been over for a beer.
Probably.
And a barbecue.
In a decade.
Oh, God, I love Joe.
He's definitely been over and been like,
He's a neat good guy.
Hey, Joe, can I borrow your screwdriver?
Joe's just like, yeah, okay.
No, Jeff.
Yeah, no, that's what I mean.
And Joe's just like,
like Jeff is just like,
oh, Joe, Jeff, same thing.
I'll just take whatever.
We want to know whose name you were getting wrong.
Ruby's here.
Hi, Ruby.
Hi, Ruby.
Hi.
Okay, this one's bad.
We're ready for it.
Tell us, Rubes.
All right.
So my old work, there's the IT guy.
Someone told me his name was Toupet.
And I was like, okay, I've been calling him Toupet for a while.
Toupet? And then one day I noticed. Toupet, And I was like, okay, calling him Toupet for a while. Toupet?
And then one day I noticed.
Toupet, like a hairpiece.
Well, okay, hold on, hold on.
And then one day I noticed that his hair is very lush.
Turns out his name is Bloody Raj.
No!
They were calling him Toupet behind his back.
That was a bullying nickname that wasn't meant to get back to him.
And I thought that was his real name.
Why would someone do that to you, Ruby?
And why didn't he correct me?
Oh, my goodness.
Did you call the guy with the toupee toupee to his face?
Yes, multiple times.
How many times, Ruby, do you reckon you did that?
Oh, probably for over three months.
Oh, no.
He's going to take you to HR.
He's like, Ruby's bullying.
Well, that's workplace bullying.
I feel so sick.
I didn't have an HR meeting.
Ruby, you said it was bad.
It was bad.
That was bad.
Ruby, I don't think it gets worse than that.
His name was Raj.
Ty's here.
Hi, Ty.
Hi, Ty.
G'day. Whose name were you getting Ty's here. Hi, Ty. Hi, Ty. G'day.
Whose name were you getting wrong, Ty?
I know.
So I used to work at a uni here in Auckland,
and two of my colleagues got my name wrong for four years.
What did they think your name was?
They thought my name was Jason.
That's not even close.
Yeah, exactly.
So initially I thought, like, oh, I'm Polly. It's like a joke. Like, exactly. So initially I thought like, oh, I'm Polly.
It's like a joke.
Like maybe I'm like Jason Momoa.
But then the jokes kind of like stopped being funny.
And then I realised, oh, they actually think I'm Jason.
Oh my God.
And so I was too late by that stage.
Yeah.
And so basically I felt bad that if I told them what my name was,
they'd feel terrible.
And so I kind of kept quiet about it.
Like I just went with it for the whole four years
and then left without telling anyone.
So they still don't know that your name is not Jason?
No, I didn't want to tell them.
Oh, Ty, you're a good lad.
Obviously, you made really good, deep connections at university, didn't you?
I love the bit where Ty's like, you know, I kind of look like Jason Momoa,
so I can see where they're coming from.
Ty legally changes his name just so he doesn't have to go through
that awkward situation.
I need to read out this text because it's brilliant.
Someone said, I work in a retirement village,
and when I first started I got two men mixed up.
One of their names was Dick, as in Richard,
and the other guy's name was David. I was calling David Dick for three
months before I realised. He must have thought I was so rude
just referring to him as Dick. Did you take your medicine, Dick? Oh, no.
Hey, Dick, drink your water.
Finally, Andrea, whose name did you get wrong?
It was my own name that was being gotten wrong.
Okay, by who?
My husband and I took up this dancing class when we first moved town
and my dance teacher kept getting my name wrong,
but he'd do it every class and then he'd be so embarrassed.
And after a while I was just like, I'm not going to correct him anymore and I didn't
realize we've been dancing there for like six or seven years now and everyone in the class called
me by that name and then we have social dancers so there's probably 100 150 people in the community
that just call me by that name now and it's gotten it's gotten so big I think I'm just going to
change my name Andrew's like this is too awkward I'm just going to change my name.
Andrea's like, this is too awkward.
I'm just going to do it and go change it.
What's the name?
Is it even close to Andrea?
Yeah, yeah. He calls me Angela.
So I guess.
Angela's nice, Andrea.
I'll live with it.
Oh, my God, Angela.
Mull over.
Ange, Ange, Ange.
No, it's not even Andrea.
No, it's not even short of Andrea.
Damn, I thought I was going to say Andrea.
Angela, Andrea.
Yeah, I can kind of see it. I mean, potato, potato., it's not even Andrea. No, it's not even sure if it's Andrea. Damn, I thought I was going to say Andrea. Angela, Andrea. Yeah, I can kind of see it.
I mean, potato, potato.
You're too nice, Andrea.
I mean, Angela.
Sorry, Angela.
Angela, Andrea.
She knows the answers to Angela now.
Toupee?
I mean, Andrea.
Damn it.
Bree and Clint.
Google down.
Google, are you down, down, down, down, down, down, down?
What the hell?
I think Google's actually...
This is where we endeavour to find out who can Google the fastest.
And there's 50 KFC chicken dollars up for grabs.
Here to take on Ella, Claudia and myself is Danielle.
Hi, Danielle.
Hi, Danny. Hi, Danny.
Hi.
How are you?
Good, thank you, mate.
Have you heard Google Down before?
I have heard you guys play it, yes.
Okay, great.
Well, I'll run through the rules one more time.
So here's how we play.
I'm going to read out a question,
and this is the exact question that I've put into Google,
and I'm looking for the most common answer that comes up for that exact question.
Okay?
Yep, sounds good.
If you're the first person to just yell it out, then you receive a point.
First to get three correct wins.
Got it.
Yeah, sounds good.
I'm just going to put it out there.
I've got 5G.
I'm only on 4G.
Can you hotspot me?
I'm on the Wi-Fi.
No, I can't hotspot you.
Get off that dirty Wi-Fi as well. I don't have 5G. 5G. Can you hotspot me? I'm on the Wi-Fi. No, I can't hotspot you. Get off that dirty Wi-Fi as well.
I don't have 5G.
5G.
Okay, I've got 5G too, but I'm not playing.
Just saying.
Just wanted to lay it out there.
Here we go.
Question number one.
Is everyone ready?
Yeah.
All right, here we go.
What is Taylor Swift's birthday?
Oh, I should know this.
True fan should know.
13th of December, 1989. That is correct, Claudia. Oh, you should know this. True fan should know. 13th of December, 1989.
That is correct, Claudia.
Oh, you were close, Danielle.
Very close.
That was good.
Taylor Swift, that is her lucky number 13.
Probably makes sense.
Question number two.
And I knew she was born in 89.
It's the name of her album.
I should have just led with that.
Then worked it out after.
Yeah, I should have gone 1989, the daters.
Want to produce a
question number two.
Who invented
headphones?
Great invention.
Nathaniel Baldwin.
Nathaniel Baldwin.
Mine's still loading.
That was so messy from
all of you. I'll give the point to Clint.
What?
Oh, it just loaded?
Nathaniel Bull.
Welcome to the party.
All right, one to Clint, one to Claude.
Question number three.
Yo, talk the loudest and get the point trick, eh, Clint?
I like it.
I'm going to replay that later.
What is the current temperature in Dubai?
23 degrees Celsius. You're so steady, Elle, but Claude just got in Dubai. 23 degrees Celsius.
You're so steady, Elle, but Claude just got in there.
Danielle's really good.
She's very good.
23 degrees with a top of 34 today, if anyone's interested.
All right, everyone, you need the sun.
Not that impressive, Dubai, I'll just say.
Probably warmer here.
You think Dubai and you think like 40 degrees.
Yeah.
Well, it'd be winter.
No, it'd be autumn.
In Dubai?
No?
I've got no idea.
I probably should Google that.
That'll be in next week's questions.
Question number four.
Two to Claude, one to Clint.
You need this one, guys,
if you want to stop Claude.
Who was the headline act
for the big day out in 2007?
Dizzy Rascal.
When he's out?
Nirvana.
Claude is out.
As Las Vegas, The Killers.
Rock is The Killers, maybe.
I don't know what that.
Did you say The Killers, Danielle?
Pardon?
Did you say The Killers? Yes. I'll take that. It was The Killers, Danielle? Pardon? Did you say The Killers?
Yes.
I'll take that.
It was The Killers.
They were one.
Well, it was Tool.
Tool and The Killers were the headline acts,
so I'll take either or.
Question number five.
One to Danielle, two to Claude, one to Clint.
What year was the movie The Devil Wears Prada released?
2006.
That is correct.
That was a guess.
Did you just know that?
That was a guess.
I was busy looking at the Big Doubt line-up.
I didn't have time to Google.
Two to Clint, two to Claude, one to Danielle.
Here comes question number six.
How many native types of bird are there in New Zealand?
200.
Over 200.
200, Over 200.
Over 200, yeah.
Producer Claude takes our Google down again this week.
But, Danielle, you were hot on her heels. Every question.
And I'm going to give you the 50 KFC chicken dollars for playing.
Thank you so much.
No worries.
You were very good.
Very, very good.
No worries. Bye. Bye good. Very, very good. No worries.
Bye.
Bye, Danielle.
Just hold there.
We'll get that KFC to you.
It's Googling what season is it in Dubai.
Yeah, what is the season in Dubai?
It doesn't come up.
Is it winter or summer in Dubai right now?
Dubai has four seasons, winter, spring, fall and summer.
No shit, Google.
Hey, Siri.
What season is it in Dubai?
Summer in Dubai begins around the last week of April.
It's autumn.
I was right.
Yes.
Brie and Clint.
Tonight is the final episode of Celebrity Treasure Island.
There are four islanders left,
but only three of them will dig for the treasure, right, Brie?
That is correct.
We were left on a cliffhanger last night.
And spoiler alert, if you don't want to know,
if you haven't seen last night's episode, turn off now.
Where Courtney Louise went head-to-head with Siobhan Marshall
where they were partnered up,
but then obviously they lost a challenge,
so they are now up against each other.
So we will see who wins out of that first in tonight's episode.
One of them is gone.
We've got Courtney Louise on the phone with us right now.
Hi, Courtney.
G'day, Court.
Hello.
Hello.
Courtney, are you just bloody exhausted watching yourself on this show?
Because, I mean, mate, what you got up to in 26 days, I couldn't
believe. Yes, I am so exhausted.
I feel like the anxiety, like I feel like I'm back there, you know?
Yeah, totally. Totally unrelated
to the game. Was going on Celebrity Treasure Island the best tan you've ever had in your life?
Because I look at you guys and we're just coming out of winter at the moment
and I'm like, oh my God, I'm so jealous of every single one of you.
Oh my God, I was so brown. I don't think I've ever had a tan like that in my life.
Well, you lived outside for a month.
I know, it was amazing. I got back to work to Shorty on the Monday and I was like, hey
guys, they're like, where have you been? I was like, oh, you know, just really good Bondi sand.
They're like, this is a continuity issue for us.
You don't look like your previous scene.
Hey, Courtney, I need to ask you because, I mean,
I have hosted all three seasons and in my opinion,
you're one of the fiercest competitors that I've ever seen
to play this game you should be so proud of yourself and what you've achieved obviously
it's been an up and down kind of journey for you yeah like you were eliminated and then Karen O'Leary
sacrificed herself for you to go back into the game what has it been like for you obviously
you know hearing the audience's opinions on that and how have you kind of dealt with that?
Yeah, it's been pretty hard.
People are very opinionated and they definitely are like, it's a game and there are rules.
She should have gone.
And I hear that.
And when I was on the island and I got saved, I absolutely thought that as well.
And I battled with those feelings.
But at the end of the day, I had fought so hard, you know,
and Karen leaving for me just gave me this extra fire in me to keep going.
And it kind of like made me this total psychopath.
And I was here for it.
Oh, yeah. And we saw it. We saw it. And you're not doing it for yourself. You I was here for it. Oh, yeah.
We saw it.
We saw it.
And you're not doing it for yourself.
You're doing it for a greater cause.
You're doing it for Voices of Hope.
So anybody who criticises you,
just tell them to talk to the hand babes because the face don't want to hear it.
Absolutely right.
But also, Courtney,
you weren't even involved in the decision.
It was nothing to do with you,
yet you still obviously copped the scrutiny.
I mean, I think you're exactly right because you had that second kind of chance.
You really just played the game even harder if it was possible for you to play the game even harder.
That's so good.
I think what I want to ask you is do you think you got everything out of the experience that you
wanted to without obviously revealing what happens tonight yeah do you think what was
the biggest thing that you got out of doing the show I think just seeing who I am as a person like
I am fierce and I fight you know and I don't give up and I'm I am very strong mentally and I fight, you know, and I don't give up.
And I am very strong mentally.
And I didn't know that I was like that, in all honesty.
When I watch it back, I'm like, holy, who is this person?
Yeah.
And I'm strategic, you know, like I'm very manipulative.
You're cold and calculating, yeah.
So, I mean, you're one of the most strategic people I've seen play the show.
You revealed all your red flags. Yeah. So, I mean, you're one of the most strategic people I've seen play the show. You revealed all your red flags.
Yeah.
I know.
I know.
Someone asked me, they're like, what did you learn about yourself that you're good at?
I was like, I'm a really good liar.
Don't trust me.
Yeah, you are.
You're very good at playing the game. I really wanted to ask, because I watched this scene like four times.
Yeah.
What was it like for you when you were the only person to figure out that Jesse Chook was actually the traitor and not the navigator?
What was it actually like in that moment?
That was insane.
Okay, so I see Siobhan reading it and I'm like, oh, I should probably just read it again.
So I did.
And when I'm kind of working it out, I say it out loud.
And then like five story producers just surround me.
And I was like like I'm onto something
yeah yeah yeah it was the most insane feeling because I was like I have been protecting
this guy and I don't think at that point I'd worked out that he'd buried the treasure I don't
know it took me like 10 minutes to kind of put it all together um but yeah I was fuming I was ready to kill Jesse
like straight up, they had to like
separate me from him because I was like you need to
hold me back because I'm about to murder this man
I remember because when we went
to shoot that next part of the show
you guys were literally separated
and I was like what's happening to you
what's going on? They had to separate me
they're like she can't be near him
and it wasn't like I was going to kill him but They're like, she can't be near him. She can't be near him.
And it wasn't like I was going to kill him,
but they're like,
for the story,
we need to keep her away.
And I didn't want to confront him straight away.
I needed to think like plan by plan what I was going to do
because I had what,
an hour to choose.
It was insane.
But all I knew is that
Jessie Chook was not going to win this show.
Wow.
You're like,
I'm out to get this guy.
Well,
tonight we find out
who does win the show.
Is it Courtney Louise?
Is it Jessie Choke?
Is it Jessie Chook?
That's a Freudian slip.
Is it Elvis or is it Siobhan730TVNZ2?
Courtney, congratulations on everything and good luck for tonight.
Thank you so much, guys.
Has your partner hid something from you or have you got a secret from your partner?
We're getting some whoppers.
There is some whopping secrets on the text machine.
I bought an Audi TT without my partner knowing and blew the turbocharger after an hour of owning it.
Crazy.
What about this one?
I lied about getting a $100,000 business loan to start my business as my partner didn't want us to have debt
or didn't believe that I could work it out.
I now turn over 50K a month and have paid it off
and she still doesn't know about it.
Am I allowed to read the truck one?
We don't have the truck one on the phone, eh?
Can I read the speeding truck one?
I think I can.
I wrote my truck off a few months ago.
Two weeks later, I got a speeding ticket in the mail for five minutes before I can. I wrote my truck off a few months ago. Two weeks later, I got a speeding ticket in the mail
for five minutes before I crashed.
I will take that secret to my grave.
Naughty, naughty.
Glad you're okay, though.
Let's go to Hannah.
Hi, Hannah.
Hi, Hannah.
Hi.
Tell us, was it you that kept a secret from your partner
or they kept a secret from you?
It was me.
So my partner is a farmer, so he leaves in the wee hours of the morning.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then when he leaves, I let the dog sleep in the bed beside me.
Yes, Hannah.
I love it.
And then it came to a point that the dog knows that he's not allowed
to be on the bed when he's there.
There was one morning that he had to come back and he forgot something
and the dog just jumped off the bed when he saw him.
So he's in on the secret now.
I thought you were going to say when my husband goes to work,
that's when I get my boyfriend over.
But no, you're just getting the dogs in the bed.
No, that's good, Hannah.
It's good from you. Just keep it a secret. My dad's a farmer and I get it.
Dogs are meant to be outside, according to farmers. This person wants to remain
anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi. Was it you?
Are you keeping the secret? Sorry, did I keep the secret? Yeah.
No. It was being kept from you. Go on, tell us about it.
So, partner, not partner, husband, sadly, at the time,
kept a very good secret.
We had a company at the time, and he was a IT guru, shall we say,
and we made some reasonably good money back in the day
at the beginning of all that sort of stuff.
And I found out he was actually filtering money out of our
business accounts into his own personal trust accounts and when I cottoned on we ended up in
court with about a three-year battle and yeah it was an interesting scenario to discover that.
Anonymous what gave it away how did you figure out he was filtering money out of the business account to his own account?
I was very trusting, and in hindsight, I've learnt from that.
How much money do you reckon he sneaked off?
Well, we had about a million, just under a million dollars in these accounts.
There were 33 accounts we discovered.
He had 33 secret accounts.
They thought they found, they're not really sure. They were spread around the world with
different investments and yeah. That must have rocked your world because you would be
like, I don't know this person. I thought I knew and loved this person. I don't know
them at all. Yeah, it was gutting actually andless to say, that went belly up.
Managed to claw some of the money back.
Yeah, you don't forgive that one.
That's not a water under the bridge situation, is it, Anonymous?
No, that's a straight divorce situation.
Thank you for sharing it with us.
We appreciate it.
Someone said the thing my partner kept from me was that he bought a Harley Davidson
when I was two months pregnant and kept it from me for months.
There's a few secret motorbikes in here.
My dad bought a motorbike and had it from mum.
She only found out when he came off and ended up in hospital.
Yeah, that'll give it away.
What about this text?
I hid on our wedding day that I convinced the bar staff to pour non-alcoholic
beer for my husband into beer bottles so he wouldn't
get too drunk.
Wow.
I mean, it's smart thinking.
Yeah, that's long game.
That's long game thinking.
Imagine he's having a great time.
He's like, I'm so pissed.
And she's like, no, you're not.
She's like, you've had two drinks.
I know for a fact.
Anonymous, another anonymous caller.
Take us out.
What was the secret in your relationship?
Hi, so it was actually my dad who kept this secret.
Okay.
I actually only found out a few days ago.
Okay, it's fresh.
Oh, wow, okay.
Yeah, so I got a random Facebook message from a lady,
and we'll call her Sarah for the purpose of the story.
Okay.
And she messaged me and she goes,
hey, look, do you mind giving me your phone number?
I think we need to have a chat.
And she lives in Australia, so I thought it was a little bit off.
It's a bit strange.
And we used to live in Australia,
so I thought, oh, you know, maybe an old friend or whatever.
And my parents, they separated nine years ago.
And this lady, she rings me and she goes, oh, I don't know if you know this, but I have triplets.
And you're the father.
And they're eight years old.
And I'm just ringing to let you know that one of them is sick
and I can't get a hold of them
so I thought I would try you.
Wait, so this woman has come out of nowhere,
messaged you on Facebook to call you
and has told you that you've got three half siblings?
Yeah, pretty much.
What's the timeline?
You said how old are the triplets?
So they're eight now.
And when did your parents separate?
Nine years ago.
Right.
So the timeline matches up.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, exactly.
Have you told your dad yet?
Oh, my God.
No, so I'm not really sure how to bring it up to them.
Just tell them straight.
Just tell them straight.
It's not your problem.
Just send him a message on Facebook.
That's what everyone else seems to be doing.
Yeah, surely.
The problem is that he's got a Facebook account
that isn't active on it.
Oh, that's why she couldn't find him.
Oh, my God, Anonymous.
Wow.
That is wild.
There are so many secrets out there.
This has made me question everything.
And just keep in mind,
Facebook makes it very easy for people to find other people oh
the secrets are coming out if you're thinking about doing naughty things look out
all right here we go birthday banger winner takes home a hundred JB Hi-Fi. Shop how you want, in store or online, with payment options to suit all.
All right, here we go. Birthday banger. Winner takes home a $100 JB Hi-Fi voucher.
We'll find what was number one on your 16th birthday, then we'll play our favourite one.
I've seen all three songs already, and I'm just going to let you know we have an almighty battle on our hands today.
It's a good one today.
Three powerhouse female acts. It's going to be very hard to differentiate.
Let's go to Jenny first.
Hi, Jenny.
G'day, Jenny.
Hiya.
How's your day been, Jenny?
Yeah, all good.
Got a little bit better.
Day's finished, though, and it's also Thursday,
so it can't go wrong.
We're on the downward slide now, Jenny.
Downward slide, mate.
Hey, let's do your birthday banger.
What's your birthday?
16th of December, 1985. Hey, let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? 16th of December, 1985.
Right, you were 16 in 2001.
And on your 16th birthday, on the 16th of December,
this was number one.
Whoa!
Whoa!
This is huge.
This does not come up very often.
We've been doing this for four years, Jenny.
I could count on one hand the number of times this song has come up.
I love a bit of Alicia Keys.
Do you, Jenny?
Oh, definitely.
Definitely deserve it.
Yeah, that's a banger.
Bye.
Okay, wait there.
I said it's going to be hard.
Let's go to Amanda.
Hi, Amanda.
Hi, Amanda.
Kia ora. Kia ora. How are you going? Yeah, all good. It's going to be hard. Let's go to Amanda. Hi, Amanda. Hi, Amanda. Kia ora.
Kia ora.
How are you going?
Yeah, all good.
You?
Oh, good to hear, Amanda.
What's your birthday, mate?
The 19th of January, 82.
All right.
That means you were 16 in 1998.
And back on your 16th birthday, this would have been number one. Never, ever have I had to find
a bigger way to find my own
peace of mind. I've never, ever
had my heart... Never, ever. Amanda,
are you a fan? Yeah,
absolutely. One of the greatest
spoken word verses in a
pop song of all time. So good. I love the part
where it's like, my head's spinning.
Yeah. So good.
Iconic. 1998. Okay. Wait there, Amanda. We'll do one more birthday b head's spinning. Yeah. So good. Iconic.
1998.
Okay.
Wait there, Amanda.
We'll do one more birthday banger for Adrian.
Kia ora, Adrian.
Hi, Adrian.
Kia ora, Adrian.
How are you, mate?
Oh, swell, swell.
Oh, good to hear, Adrian.
Keen to do your birthday banger.
What's your birthday?
28th of the 5th, 1999.
Right, Adrian.
That means you were 16 in 2015.
And on the 28th of May in 2015, this was number one.
She's everywhere at the moment, including Birthday Banger.
Taylor Swift.
And Bad Bloods.
How do you feel about this, Adrian?
Oh, it's a banger of a song.
It's a banger of a song, absolutely. I do love that song from Taylor Swift.
Okay, we've got a tough decision.
I will let you know right now, if we split this decision
and it ends up in the hands of producer Ella,
it will be Taylor Swift.
It will be, yeah.
Okay, I think that's a given.
I have no hesitation in my pick today.
And I feel like
if I can read the room,
we're on the same page.
Should we say it at the same time?
Yeah, go on then. The name of the song in three,
two, one.
Fallen. I knew it.
It means Jenny!
You're the winner! Well done, Jenny!
That is fucking awful. That is a base call.
Jenny.
Jenny.
Jenny.
And the whole call with you, I think I've understood three words
and one of them was the F word.
That's the only word I've understood, Jenny.
That is so bad, but that is awesome.
Someone make Jenny into a TikTok video, please.
Okay, let's play a birthday banger.
We're going to reward Jenny for that F-bomb on air
with a $100 JB high-five voucher.
Get out of here, Jenny.
Go on, Jenny.
Brian Clint, this is Alicia Keys for Birthday Banger on ZM. With you, sometimes I love you.
Sometimes you make me blue.
Sometimes I feel good.
At times I feel used.
Brian Clint.
With you, I never Love someone
With an eye
ZM Brand Clint
The winner of Birthday Banger today
Is Alicia Keys
And Fallen
No regrets
No regrets
If you watch the YouTube channel AD
Architectural Digest
Where they go into celebrities' homes.
Watch the Alicia Keys one.
Her and her husband, Swizz Beatz,
live in the Iron Man house.
Do they?
The actual Iron Man house.
What, the one they used to film?
The one they set as Robert Downey Jr.'s house.
Wow, amazing.
They bought it.
It's unbelievable, this house.
Gosh.
Good money in singing, is it? Yeah, it turns out pretty good money. It's a good house. Good money in singing, is it?
Yeah, it turns out pretty good money.
Alicia Keys, yeah.
Being a singer.
Well, you see how much Taylor Swift's jet's
flying around.
Those things ain't cheap either.
No, they're definitely not. Taylor Swift,
net worth, any ideas?
She's not on the billionaire list. I feel like we'd know if's not on the billionaire list.
I feel like we'd know if she's on the billionaire list.
Getting your guesses.
$250 million.
$250 mil.
Is this how much she owns?
What's her net worth?
What's her net worth?
I'm going to say $500 million.
$500 million?
$500 million.
I'm going big.
I'm saying $800 million.
$800 million.
Taylor Swift estimated net worth in the year of 2022, $450 million.
Guys, that was close.
Yeah, you got it.
But after she does this next tour, it'll probably bump her up a couple of hundred million.
Annie Das are going to give her the Yeezy deal.
That's the ultimate revenge, eh?
That's how Taylor finally wins.
She releases her own line of Yeezys.
But get this.
Get this.
She released the song Karma the same week that Kanye,
everything happens with him.
And you know what happened with Taylor and Kanye, right?
No, tell us.
Wait, something happened between Taylor and Kanye?
I'm not explaining this.
You know.
Yeah, yeah, we literally know that's the joke.
Go and know. What do you mean, do we know? this. You know. Yeah, yeah, we literally know that's the joke. Going home.
What do you mean, do we know?
I don't know.
You might not.
Gen Z think that we don't know about.
They think we're the dumbest of the dumb.
We were there, okay?
We were there.
I watched it live.
That's how old I am.
I watched it live on TV.
We're going to take a break.
Bree and Clint.
Made you look.
I almost got hit by a car today. I forgot to tell you.
Did you? Yeah. I ran out into
the road without looking and there was a car
coming. I ran out. You know how there's like a parked
car on the side of the road, parallel parked. You can always look
both ways. Yeah, and I just ran out in front
of it and there was a car coming and the guy like
swerved and hit his brakes and I like froze
in the middle of the road. It's like, oh, oh.
And what did the guy do? He was kind
of like, in a nice way, he was like, come on, mate.
And I gave him, there's no words being exchanged,
and I gave him the, oh, sorry.
My bad.
Yeah, my bad, totally my bad.
And he was like, no worries, carry on.
Yeah, brush with death for me today.
And that's why you must live every day like it's your last.
God.
That's why you must carpe diem.
Near-death experiences, eh? Change your life. Totally. Yeah. Life's why you must carpe diem. Near death experiences,
eh?
Change your life.
Totally.
Yeah.
Life didn't flash
before my eyes, though.
It didn't?
No, it's a lie.
It wasn't your time then?
True.
Well, clearly it wasn't
my time.
Or it wasn't close enough.
Should we have another go at it?
You should have
bumped me, eh?
Yeah, should we have
another go and see
if we can get you there?
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
because I haven't had
enough time off work recently.
I need some more.
Have a great night, everybody.
Make sure you do not miss the
final of Celebrity Treasure Island going down tonight.
A hundred grand will be dug up.
Well, I assume it'll be dug up. Not going to draw
it out, are you guys? Not going to go to a
cliffhanger situation. Look, I can't
say if it is
dug up or what exactly
happens. You're going to have to watch. Oh, is it
blown up? Look, I'm just going to
say, let me just say. Is it inside a big block of ice and they have to watch oh is it blown up look i'm just gonna yeah it's it let me just
say is it inside a big block of ice and they have to pee on the ice until it melts i mean that'd be
exciting who has the most powerful stream is the one who wins the hundred thousand for their charity
that would be exciting it'd take a while because i mean how long can you wee for well that's the
challenge yeah yeah look i will say this Treasure Hunt like in terms of filming for the
last three seasons we've done on the show
we started filming this at like
7.30 in the morning and
it goes, we stop filming
at like 8.30 at night.
It is a long
ass day and so much
happens. So yeah, tune in tonight
if you want to see who wins. 7.30, 30
minutes away, the final of
celebrity treasure island we'll catch you guys back tomorrow i believe chili from tlc is joining
us on the show tomorrow that's exciting that's a superstar get so we'll talk to her ahead of
friday jams live we'll give away lewis capaldi tickets our podcast goes up in a second get that
as well see you tomorrow bye bye guys Bye, guys.