ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 2nd November 2023

Episode Date: November 2, 2023

What movie messed you up as a kid? Small talk test. Getting angry is good for you. Bree's wetsuit fail.  Callum Hole from Love Island Games! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Buongiorno everybody and welcome to the Brie and Clint show. Happy Thursday y'all. Yeah, happy Thursday y'all. Happy Thursday y'all. I'm at that time of the year and the time of the week where I have no idea what day it is. Absolutely no idea. Yeah, I'm...

None whatsoever. I'm definitely on that vibe. Yeah. We're in November. December is the party month and it's when the weather gets better as well. November is just a bit of a... Oh, can we get there already? November is when you're like two towns out of the town

where you're trying to get to. At least like... And the fun's been had and you just want to get to that other bit now. Yeah, December's got all the Christmas parties and the festive things happening. And you can slack off and it's accepted because they're like, oh, it's the end of the year. Wait, is November...

Because December is kind of like a Friday. Yeah. And then November... Is a Thursday. Is kind of like a Thursday. Which is what today is. Which is today. Well, let's make a fun Thursday.

We've got Callum Hole from Love Island coming in studio with us today. Yeah, you might remember Callum from the last season of Love Island Australia. He is back for another season of Love Island, the Love Island Games. Yeah, the new format. Yeah. So he's going to come in studio with us before four o'clock. Right now, though, let's play Tradie vs. Lady. If you're keen to win 50 bucks cash, you should give us a call.

0800 DIAL ZM is the number. Give us a ring right now. It's all thanks to KFC. Bree and Clint. ZM, Bree and Clint, that's Flowrider and See Ya, It's Wild Ones. That is the song that Bree and I will be singing for Friday Oki tomorrow. Easy. Piece of cake. Piece of piss. I mean, when I think of

good singers, Sia does not come to mind. Nah, easy. Sia, achievable. So achievable. That's what the A stands for in Sia. Pretty average. So achievable. Let's play Tradie vs Lady. It's tradie

versus lady 3 2 1 let's go see ya stands for

she is average yep that's an acronym you know if she went to university she'd get all C's C see ya

see ya see ya this is tradie versus lady with the scores of 99 to 93 in favour of the ladies. Let's go live to our lady in the Hawke's Bay. She is 37 and she hasn't seen the news for a whole year. Well, that's going to hold you in good stead for this competition.

Manda? G'day, Manda. How come you haven't seen the news in a year? I don't have time, but also, I don't know, since COVID, I don't know. That's fair. It was very depressing, wasn't it? You got a bit newsed out. Yeah, guys.

Fair enough. Okay, you're doing on our training. They're from South Otago. They're 31 years old, and they recently got permanent residency. Welcome to the show, Jack. G'day, Jack. How you going? Whereabouts are you originally from, Jack?

England. Oh, whereabouts in England? Just south of London. Oh, lovely. You'd have a beautiful accent. Your buzzer, Jack, is tradie. Manda, yours is lady. First one of you two to get three correct answers

gets $50 cash from KFC, so good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one, hot on those buzzers. In the United States, at what age can you legally Cash from KFC. So good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. Hot on those buzzers. In the United States, at what age can you legally purchase and consume alcohol? Lady. I'm going to say Manda just got in. 21.

It is, of course, 21. One to the ladies. Question number two. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. How do you sleep when you lie to me? On a train ride. Lady. Yes, Amanda. Sam Smith.

Sam Smith. It is Sam Smith. That's your fellow bloody country person. Jack. Two to the ladies, none to the tradies. Question number three. Callum from Love Island Australia is on the show with us today. What do Love Island contestants yell when they receive a text?

Anybody watch Love Island? No. No. Maybe. Oh, yeah. Amanda wants a guess. Do I lose a point if I guess? No.

Okay. I don't know. I'm in No. Okay. I don't know. I'm in. Good guess. We were looking for, I've got a text. I've got a text. No points there. Question number four.

How many notes are there on a standard grand piano? Is it 77, 88 or 99? Trudy. Yes, Jack. 88. It is. Two fat ladies worth a guess. Nice work.

One to the tradies, two to the ladies. Question number five. What was invented first, the microwave or the dishwasher? Lady? Yes, Manda? Microwave? It was the dishwasher. The dishwasher was invented in 1850.

Obviously not the type of dishwasher we have now. And the microwave was invented in 1945. Still two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number six. What TV show has four main characters with the names Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte? Lady. Yes, Manda? Six in the names Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte. Lady. Yes, Manda. Sex and the City.

She's got it. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. Well done, Manda. You may not have seen the news for a whole year, but you are the smartest person on Tradiverse Lady today, and you get $50 cash. Thank you.

And that's 100 wins for the ladies. That's 100 wins for the ladies. Nice work, Mander. Enjoy that 50 bucks. Ding, ding. Thank you. Indeed. Bree and Clint. This morning, I finally learned how to manu. Went out to some pools

out on the outskirts of Auckland with some of my friends here at the ZM Network and we learned how to manu. We had someone there teaching us. It was a good time, actually. You're getting ready for the Z Manu World Champs. Yeah, it's coming up. You know, there's a lot of prize money to be won

and we just thought may as well go get some lessons. Yeah. Harder than it looks, eh? So much harder than it looks. The person who was the best this morning was this, I reckon, about 10-year-old kid. He was so good at it. Yeah.

I was like, how are you doing this? You always think that the bigger you are, the better you will be. But some of the best Manu artists are tiny. Yeah, I was thinking my big ass was going to be perfect, but not so much. But it was the wetsuit drama that I had on the way to learning how to manu. So we thought that, you know, because it was being filmed for a fun little video and we thought none of us really want to, you know, be filmed manuing in our winter rig, in our togs.

So they hired us all wetsuits, right? So here it's in and they hired us all wetsuits. I took my wetsuit home with me last night and this morning I was like, right, and I was trying to get all my stuff done and I was in a rush and my mind for some reason went, put the wetsuit on at home and it'll save time at the pool. What, drive down the Southern Motorway in a full body wetsuit, in a full steamer?

It gets worse because I put the wetsuit on, right, because I was like, I'm going to save time. It's going to be wet there. I don't want to put my wet feet from, you know, the pool change rooms into my wetsuit. Anyway, so I put this wetsuit on, right, And it is a tight squeeze. It is leaving nothing to the imagination. It's so tight you can pretty much nearly see my bum crack in this thing. Anyway, so I was in a

like, can you just keep in mind I was in a real kerfuffle? Because I'm like walking my dogs and I'm trying to get organised for this show and I'm like in a real rush and I've just put this wetsuit on. I'm sweating bullets because it's a freaking wetsuit and I get into my car and I head off down the motorway. It was at a certain point when I realised that for three days I've been putting off getting petrol. Oh, shit.

You know in your mind where you're like, I'll do that tomorrow. That's a tomorrow problem. Which is the worst thing you can ever say. The worst thing you can ever say and I'm not shitting you. Like it's been gone and I was like, imagine.

I was like, what's going to be worse? Breaking down on the side of the road and I'm in a freaking wetsuit. Wait, did you put like track pants over the wetsuit? Like track pants and a tee? No. You're just straight wetsuit. You know, to make it worse, I was in this goofy orange bucket hat

and these dumb sunglasses, right, to make it look funny. Put some modesty shorts on or something. I had nothing. Nothing. Not a thing. And I was like, I'm going to have to go to the petrol station because I would rather I get out, I fuel my car, the looks that I got.

I walk into the- Oh, my God. Pay at the pump. Pay at the pump. I don't know how to do that. I was already panicking. I was already running late. The mobile in Odaho copped an eyeful today because I walked in there and the guy

goes, what have you come as? Because it's just been Halloween. He goes, are you going for a surf? And I said, yeah. And he goes, there's no beaches around here. He goes, what is going on? He's like, I've never seen that before. He's like, do you

want to go through the car wash? I said, well, I could. seen that before. He's like, do you want to go through the car wash? I said, well, I could. Oh, my God. Right, well, we're learning. We're learning. You know, every day we're learning. I've never felt more embarrassed. Yeah, there's like three fails in one story.

You know what I did even before? I was like, okay, do I take half the wetsuit off so it kind of looks cool? What, like it's hanging around your waist? You know how the surfers do it and i was like i tried that looked way worse and then i was like do i take my bucket hat off and i was like now it looks even weirder anyway you're going for that cool wetsuit and cool boobs like can you put those away it's the middle of the day on thursday i want to talk about a situation uh a woman's going through where she's like,

I feel like I'm not in the wrong, but then she's had differing opinions. So I think I'll give you the details and then we can decide. Sure. So here's the situation. A friend of hers, I wouldn't say like a super close friend, but a friend of hers asked her if she could make some cupcakes for her wedding. Okay.

Because this woman does some at-home baking and she does a lot of that for people. Yeah. And she's quite good at it. Okay. She's very good at it. Everyone knows that. So this woman has come to her and said- She's the cake person in the group.

Yeah. She's like, hey, do you think you can make some cupcakes for my wedding? The thing is, is that she's not invited to the wedding. Oh. So they're friends. Yeah. But the wedding, originally she said, she got told was quite small. Yeah.

Okay. All right. So that's okay. And she's like, that's fine. You know, like we're friends, but we're not super close. And if it's a small wedding, that's all good. Anyway, so she asked her to make about 75 cupcakes. Not a small amount of cupcakes.

She's clearly having cupcakes instead of a cake. Yes. Yeah. I'm pretty sure. It's a decent amount of cupcakes. Anyway, she was like, yeah, of course I can. But, you know, it was never really discussed if she would pay her for it. Okay.

Things changed about a couple of weeks before the wedding and the bride gets back in touch with her and says, Hey, we've had a few more people that are now coming to the wedding. Still not you. Still not you, though. But can you make, you know, those 75 cupcakes I asked you to make, can you now make 300? Oh.

Which is? Very different. A very different amount of cupcakes. Yeah. It's four times as many cupcakes. 75 was a lot. 300 is like a commercial amount. Yeah.

It's like a lot of cupcakes. Anyway, she was kind of like, I felt like I didn't really have a choice and I agreed because I don't think she had any other option at that point. It was like two weeks out from the wedding. Yeah. So she agreed that she would make 300 cupcakes. The bride then also said, look, I don't want you to make it as in out of a box. I want you to make it from scratch, including the icing.

Yeah, I don't like this lady. Because I want it to be, you know, homemade. It's my special day. It's my special day. It's my wedding. Anyway, this woman after the wedding, like a little while after, decides, you know, this has cost me a lot of money. I've kept all the receipts. She decided she was going to send the bill for the cupcakes.

Yeah, fair. Which is pretty fair considering it was 300 cupcakes. Yeah. So she had receipts for all the ingredients that she used. She added on a delivery fee, a set-up fee, and charged her for the time it took her to make the cupcakes. Yeah, fair. Which totaled around $900 for 300 cupcakes for the wedding. Yeah, that's what I would expect.

That's supposed to be $3 cupcakes. The bride has now turned around after receiving this bill and said, wait a second, I thought you were doing this as a favour to me as my friend. I'm not paying you for the cupcakes. This was a favour. You're my friend and you were doing it as a favour. That is so awkward. It's so awkward.

How was it not discussed beforehand? And you know what? I don't care that it wasn't discussed beforehand. You pay the woman. Yeah. You shouldn't ask somebody to do that much work for you if they're not invited to the wedding. Even if they are invited to

the wedding, I'm not that type of person. If someone has a skill, you know, I'm not going to ask my friends, you know, like even if it's at a discounted rate, I'd be stoked with that, but I'm not going to ask my friends and just get them to do everything and not pay them.

I've been asked to DJ a few friends' weddings, but they've always said, and we will pay you. And I don't take the money. You should take the money. I don't want the money. This can be my wedding gift to you. You do want the money. No, I don't. I don't want to get paid to DJ my friend's wedding.

But they always say. Yeah, but isn't it boring then? They always say, we will pay you, which is the thing. Isn't it boring though? What? Because then you don't really get to be at the wedding yeah i don't do it i don't do it anymore you're up there at the dj booth you know yeah anyway it's a similar thing but it's nice that they offered they don't ask to do it for free that's that's the difference that's the difference yeah you know and they should be offering like your friends have offered you i I thought we could ask

people this afternoon on 0800 dials at M. When did someone expect you to do something for free? So maybe it's a skill you have. Maybe you're a builder. Maybe. Builders would get this all the time. Photographers would get this all the time. Makeup artists would get

it all the time. Hairdressers would get it all the time. Hairdressers would get it all the time. The amount of people that would come over to my family home when I was a kid and my mum would cut their hair, they would never pay her, ever. Strippers would get this all the time, like the stag do. They'd be like, oh, can you just do some free stripping for my fiancee's stag do?

They'd get it all the time, eh? No comment. 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696 when did someone expect something for free? You won't get paid, but you might get a tip. Like this person here.

They said, I bake cakes for my kids' birthdays and have ended up being the cake baker in my family. My future sister in law-law decided to ask me, ask through my mother-in-law if I could make their wedding cake. I had made two trial cakes. Then she decided to change the shape of the cake. She still hasn't offered to help with the costs.

Wow. This is the problem. As soon as you express a creative interest in something, your family is like, oh, we can- Let's exploit it. You can This is the problem. As soon as you express a creative interest in something, your family's like, oh, we can Let's exploit it. You can do that for us. Let's exploit it and ask them to do it for free. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi,

how are you? Good, thanks. When did someone expect something for free? So it's really funny. It's like the last thing that Clint said just before I went to a song. I used to be a stripper. Oh, you were? You were a stripper? I was, yeah. You were a be a stripper. Oh, you were a stripper? I was, yeah. You were a stripper, sorry. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, and yeah, no, honestly, I got asked by more than five people to do, like, free stag shows or waitressing or whatever. Yeah. What, for free? Yeah, for free. And it's like, I would never do, like, stag shows for my friends anyway because it's just weird.

Yeah, you don't want to be there with all your friends. No. They didn't even think about the awkward bit that they know you and then they're like, can you go and show them your boobs and stuff? And you're like, um, there's usually, like, a layer of difference between me and the people that I'm streaming for. You need to get some new friends, Anonymous.

They don't seem like the right type of people. Oh, 100%. No, they are long like the right type of people. 100%. No, they are long gone anyway. Yeah, good. But it was one time that I said, I was like, I've got some friends who can come do some waitressing. But then I realised that, like, the father of the bride and, like, the stag's dad and stuff was going to be there.

And I was like, no, no, no. Yeah. Who are these people? Anonymous, run. Run as fast as you can. Thank you, Anonymous. What a great insight. Someone texted her and said,

I'm an accountant and I always get asked to do people's tax returns and financials. I hate it, especially because they don't see any value and they think I'm getting the tax money, I guess. God, that would annoy me. I guarantee you anybody who is a plumber has been asked by every member of that family just to come around. Leave them alone. Can you just come and check out this thing for us?

We're just going to put in a new bathroom. Can you just come and check this thing for us? Or pay them for it. Pay them for the skill that they've probably had to pay for a degree or pay for an apprenticeship to get. Jackie's here. Hi, Jackie. Hi, Jackie.

Hi. What do people ask you to do for free? I'm a physio. Hi, Jackie. Hi, Jackie. Hi. What do people ask you to do for free? I'm a physio. Oh, no. Even though it's not as exciting as the script story. No. I quite often have people that I've just met wanting to take their clothes off and show me their injuries.

What people you've just met? Like complete strangers. Yes, absolutely. Really? It's sad enough getting it from the friends and family on multiple occasions. They go,

what do you do, Jackie? And you're like, I'm a physio. And they go, oh, can you click my back? Do you get that a lot? Yes. Yeah. Or can you have a quick look at this? Hey, Jackie, what's the weirdest thing that someone has asked you to take a look at? Oh, gosh. Always feet.

It's always a little bit awkward if it's a groin injury. I can just picture a stranger comes up to you on a street and then he's like, can you have a look at my groin? I think I did something to it. Let me pop it out for you. Let me get it out. Seriously, have a look. my groin? I think I did something to it. Let me pop it out for you. Let me get it out. Seriously, have a look. All right, Jackie, thank you.

We appreciate that. There's so many texts coming through on this. Someone said, I'm an interior designer. If I tell anyone at a party they want full house advice, never even seen the place or know anything about it, I just nod and agree with all their ideas. Bree and Clint. Time to get the latest. From iHeartRadio

this is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. It was rumoured the Mean Girls reunion, Lindsay Lohan and the ladies, and it has happened, but not for what you might think Dean. Yes, it's kind of like, let me just

explain, because it really is not what you think, and it's actually not really what you want, but it still has made every day possible and the best day of the year. So basically, it's all of the girls except for Regina George, played by Rachel McAdams. So you've got Lindsay Lohan, Amanda Seyfried, and... The other one.

What was Regina George? And none for Gretchen Wieners. I was going to say that. None for Gretchen Wieners. I was going to say that. None for Gretchen Wieners. So the three of them and also remember the guy that was the rapper that was in the school, the mathletes and stuff like that.

It's an ad for Walmart for Black Friday. Now just so you know, the four main cast were offered a role. They were going to do a new Mean Girls movie. All four of them were offered a role and apparently were going to do a new Mean Girls movie. All four of them were offered a role. And apparently the contract was, quote, disrespectful. They called it a disrespectful money offer. So whatever that means, it just sounds like a lowball.

But then, of course, Walmart, out of nowhere, they have the cash. They have the cash for three of them, not all four of them. So that means even Walmart, the biggest retailer in the whole world, couldn't afford all four of them. So that means even Walmart, the biggest retailer in the whole world, couldn't afford all four of them. Well, Rachel McAdams is a bona fide Hollywood movie star making real movies and stuff. There's Amanda Seyfried. Yeah, two of them.

No, she's been in Mamma Mia. She's been in that latest doco where she plays that Amanda What's-Her-Face that's on Disney. She's in big stuff. Okay, all right. I'll take it back. The others. I'll say that I actually get Rachel McAdams' space,

kind of like Victoria Beckham. I've moved on. I'm very serious now. But I feel like because all of the others were in it. Yeah, it seems weird. Yeah, it was fun. Even Damien was in it. Here is a little bit of the Walmart ad.

It's the big me and you girls reunion that everybody was after. Here's a little bit of what it sounds like. At North Shore, some things never change. On Wednesdays, we still wear pink. Get in, sweetie. We're going deal shopping. But now we shop Walmart Black Friday deals. Lindsay's still great. Get Lindsay back in that role. And sweetie, we're going deal shopping. But now we shop Walmart Black Friday deals. Buckle up.

Lindsay's still great. Yeah, yeah. Get Lindsay back in that role ASAP. There you go. They look good. They do look good. They all look good. They all look fantastic. It's definitely worth a watch.

It's a couple of minutes long. It's not just a 30-second ad. And that's the latest with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Bree and Clint. Please welcome to the studio from Love Island, it's Callum Hall. Oi, oi, what's the crack? He is sitting in front of six screens. They're all displaying giant versions of his nipples.

That's mental. Yeah. You've got good nipples. I do, don't I? Yeah. They actually look smart there. I think my left peck is more tense than the other one. That's why it's not in proportion.

Yeah, right, right. I was thinking that. Who does reality TV stuff in New Zealand, and he said that the trick is that they ice those up for the photo shoots. Yeah, yeah. They were iced up. It'd be a showstopper, wouldn't it?

I've got to give the others a chance. You know what I mean? So you're doing Love Island Games. What's the difference between Love Island and Love Island Games, the new format? Love Island Games is way more techie. There's so many more elements to it games what's the difference between love island love island games the new format um love island games is way more techie like there's so many more elements to it rather than just finding connections like you've actually got to like do well in challenges to stay in the villa not just be

coupled up with somebody yeah so i guess in hindsight like if you're not coupled up with somebody that's good and competitive in challenges then you're going to be vulnerable you're going to get kicked out so you need to pick someone not just for a love connection, but based on whether they're good physically. Yeah, yeah. At sports. That's right, that's right. So you've got to weigh it up.

Ideally, in an ideal world, you'd have both. Somebody that's an absolute weapon of a bird, but then also like really athletic and fit and does well in challenges. But the chances are happening, they're very slim. And I know what I have to do on a love island.

You know what I mean? I know you can't get the best of both worlds. It's very hard. Or you could just couple up with like the strongest dude in the villa and then you guys could like top and tail

I tried that unfortunately it didn't work out they said nah you don't have to tell us who wins obviously because it's just about to hit screens on TV

NZ plus here in New Zealand but are you in a relationship at the end of love island games I can't disclose I can't uh what's the word Why not? What's the word? Deny or what's the word I'm looking for? No comment.

No comment. That's an easy one. No comment. No comment. No comment. No comment. He's been media trained. You can tell us though.

It's just your old mates, Brie and Clint. Do you have any kisses in the villa? Yes. Yes. Yes. Of course. Yeah. Did you get any hickeys in the villa?

I've given a couple of hickeys. Okay. All right. Callum. Come on, Callum. I'm a gentleman. I'm going to give of hickeys. Okay, all right. Callum, come on, Callum. I'm a gentleman. I'm a giver, not a receiver. Hey, Callum,

one of my favourite parts about Love Island, we love the show here, is when they do the introductions of the people. You know when they're first introducing

a new islander and they've got to do like a little package where they talk about themselves. You might remember what you said on the original season

that you were on. We've got a little clip here. I'm Carlin, I'm 24, I'm from Wales and I'm a pool boy. One of my nicknames is Wilf, the Welsh man I'd like to f***. I've never really been into tattoos. I've always rung by the phrase I never put stickers on a Ferrari so

I keep it clean cut. I can't watch it, Michael. Callum. The Welsh. The Welsh. The Welsh. Got me. The Welsh man.

Hey, I thought we'd give you a bit of a leg up, you know, because you're going, you're doing this other season. You're probably going to do six more seasons after this. Yeah. Because you're a good looking dude. I reckon you need to go more relatable. You need to get into like the girls' heads and give them what they want in those introduction packages. So what I've done is

I've written you a new introduction package for you as to what the girls are really going to eat up. Alright, okay. But my reading skills are questionable, so I hope there's no big words in here, okay? We've used a nice big font. Yeah, there's one big word in there but it could be funny if you stuff it up.

I'm nervous. I've never been you stuff it up okay i'm nervous i've never been i've been nervous on yet kellen hoffman love island games here's your new your new introduction go for it go yeah hi my name is carla and my favorite thing to do on weekends is vacuum and unpack my girls dishwash up that's not a euphemismism. A euphemism. What's that mean? I really love household chores. My star sign is Capricorn, which makes me loyal as f**k, a great listener, and a very dependable person in relationships.

If you like to be comfortable, then I'm your guy. My bed is sorted with not one, but two pillows, complete with the pillow cases and a bottom sheet oh he's got his sheet together

I actually do have that yes do you have a top sheet no I've got two pillows up as the old saying goes why go for wealth when you can go for Welsh

oi oi yay he's a surefire winner with that audition. Before you go, we've heard that you wanted to try a steak and cheese pie. Is that right? Is that what you want to do while you're here? A good old-fashioned kiwi pie.

Our producers have organised one for you. We're going to bring it in right now. Oh, my God. Thank you so much. That's a good-looking pie. That is a crispy-looking pie. Yeah. So when you're ready, tuck into that.

Give it a big bite. And we'd like a one or two word review. You don't have to be polite and use the knife and fork. You can use your hands. He's going the knife and fork. He's going knife and fork on the pie. Okay. I can't risk it all just blurging out all over my white shirt.

Do you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. Fair enough. All right, ready? All right, here we go. I've been waiting the whole time for this. Okay, here we go. First bite.

No sauce. He went, he raw dogged it. What does he think? That is monumental. That is actually monumental. How is that so much different to the pies in Australia when I'm only three hours away? Yeah, right?

They do it better here. You prefer a kiwi pie? Yes. You can come back any time. There he is. Love Island Games starts on TVNZ Plus today. Check it out. It's great to have you in the country, Callum Holt.

Thanks for popping in. Thank you. Thank you so much. Thanks, Cal. Bree and Clint. I saw this article on the Herald today that talked about the movies that messed us up as kids. Oh, what have they got on there? That weren't necessarily horror movies.

You know, it doesn't have to be. It could just be a movie that had a scene in it. It's particularly older movies where it was just... The scene in Wizard of Oz scared the bejesus out of me with the witch and then... Witch one, because there's so many bits. The Wizard of the Pole was on this list. The one where the house falls on the witch.

It's terrifying. For me, it was the bit when the house goes up into the tornado and all the things are flying past the window and then the witch... Flies past on the broom. Flies past on the broom. Yeah. Yeah.

That bit in particular. And the... Yeah, that'll do it. And the monkeys. That's my witch laugh. Bambi, the movie Bambi was on this list of movies that messed kids up. I think I blocked that one out. But yeah, pretty sad.

They Kill Her Mother. Yeah, it's pretty horrible. Like, talk about adult themes for a kids TV show. Very, very dark. Pee Wee Herman's Big Adventure was on the list of movies that messed kids up. Did you ever see Pee Wee's Big Adventure? I didn't see it. Claude, you'd be a Pee Wee's Big Adventure fan, wouldn't you?

Thank you. No, I'm not. I've never seen it. You've never seen it? No. It's creepy. Don't watch it. I haven't see it. Claude, you'd be a Pee Wee's Big Adventure fan, wouldn't you? Thank you. No, I'm not. I've never seen it. You've never seen it? No. It's creepy. Don't watch it. Haven't seen it.

It's just really weird. It's just really weird. But it's a kid's movie. Yeah, right. Even Alice in Wonderland messed me up a little bit. Like, there's some scary stuff in Alice in Wonderland. The cartoon one. The cat head.

Oh, the floating shishare cat. Even the Mad Hatter's quite creepy. Somebody got really specific and they said the clown from Air Bud is the thing that traumatised them as a kid. Quite a graphic, large clown in the movie Air Bud. I can't remember that

but I do recall, is that the movie about the dog playing basketball? Yeah, Air Bud. Yeah. How could you forget? I mean, such a great storyline. How could I forget? For me, it was the movie about the dog playing basketball. Yeah, yeah, bud. Yeah. How could you forget? I mean, such a great storyline. How could I forget? For me, it was the movie Labyrinth with David Bowie,

that thing that had two heads. It had a head and then there was a head that was on top of the head and I was like, this is the most terrifying shit I've ever seen. And why did David Bowie steal a baby? That's just like... Yeah. Yeah. Still wondered to this day. That's what it was for me.

Claudia, was there a movie that missed you when you were a kid? Yeah, did you ever watch James and the Giant Peach? Yeah. With Leonardo DiCaprio. Oh, yeah. I loved it and I watched it heaps, but there was one scene where they were in a storm

and the storm turned into a rhino. Yeah. And it's, oh, I remember that bit. It goes from being cute and animated. Everyone lives on a fruit and then it's like, cute and, like, animated. Everyone lives on a fruit. And then it's like, rhino. Yeah, yeah. Death.

Ella? You know Matilda? And the chocolate cake? When the kid is eating the chocolate cake. Yeah. I had to skip through it. Are you scared of chocolate cake? No, it was the pressure the poor kid was having.

I would have said the chokie was the most, like, terrifying thing on that movie. The chest with all the nails in it. The Chokey. Yeah. For me, I reckon it would have been either Dante's Peak, which was a movie about this volcano erupting, or the movie with Mel Gibson, What Women Want. What Women Want messed you up as a kid?

Yeah. Why? Just because I was terrified that people were going to be able to read my mind. You're worried that Mel Gibson was going to be able to understand you. I was worried that Mel Gibson was going to come to my house and tell my parents what I was thinking. We want to know this afternoon from you guys, what was it for you when you were younger?

Could have been a perfectly normal movie like What Women Want, but there was just something about it. Still scary. That for you as a kid really just put the heebie-jeebies up you. Could be one scene, could be one character. What was it? 0800-DIALS-IT-M or you can text us on 9696. Put the list together next.

Brie and Clint. Brie and Clint, that's Stephen Sanchez and Until I Found You. Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na. Until I found you, found you, until I Found You. Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na. Now. Until I found you, found you, until I found you. That's exactly the title of the song. I knew what you were getting at. That's what I was looking for. Well, you want to talk about the movies, rather,

that messed you up as a kid that may not have been meant to be very scary at all. They're not a horror movie. They're not a thriller. Yeah. It could have been a kid's movie like Bambi that just really scarred you. Like, why?

The Lion King is another one. Like, I know we all kind of, because it was such an amazing film, but Simba's dad passes away because he gets trampled by a bunch of buffalo trying to save Simba's life. Yeah. Horrific. Now that I have kids, I realise that there's kind of a dark undertone to most Disney films.

I think it's trying to like keep it real. Yeah, I know. You know? But it's like, because I just figured that, oh, my four-year-old could watch Lion King and Lucy's like, no, it's way too scary for a four-year-old. That scene is pretty scary. Yeah. So we want to know what it was for you, the movie that really shook you as a kid. Elizabeth's here. Hi Elizabeth.

G'day Liz. Oh, are you there? Hi, can you hear me? Yeah, we can hear you. What was the movie, Liz? Yzma from The Emperor's New Groove. Oh, The Emperor's New Groove. I remember that movie. Which part? Just Yzma specifically. Oh, yeah, she was a pretty scary villain. She was so skinny and they kept zooming her into random body parts. Yeah.

She's got the same vibe as Ursula from The Little Mermaid. Yeah, Ursula scared the bejesus out of me. And also the woman from 101 Dalmatians. Oh, Cruella de Vil. Cruella de Vil. Same vibe. Why is it always, yeah, these, like, Cruella de Vil. Same vibe. Why is it always, yeah, these like women that are made to be like, you know? Always an older woman, eh?

Older women. Oh, they're so vicious. They're always the villain. Look out. They're so angry because of menopause. Someone texted and said the child catcher on Chitty Chitty Bang Bang messed me up. Yeah, that was messed up. A heap of people have messaged that through, actually.

Shane's here. I know 800 dials at him. G'day, Shane. Hi, Shane. Hey, guys. What was it for you, Shano? Eight Below, the movie with Paul Walker. Oh, the slid dogs.

Oh, yeah. What happened on that? That scared you? I think it's a lion seal or a leopard seal, that's what it was, eats one of the dogs was the most traumatic experience of my childhood. Wait, who ate one of the dogs? One of the leopard seals. Oh, no.

Yeah, leopard seal. Yeah. Yeah, that would mess you up. Yeah, as a seven-year-old, that was scarring. Yeah, I bet. I would not like to watch that now. Someone said, thanks, Thank you, Shane. Someone said for me it was the rat scene in Green Mile.

I would not be watching Green Mile with my kids. Just that movie in general. You know what happens at the end of that? No, just the movie in general is terrifying. What about when he opens his mouth and the swarm of bees comes out of it? Someone said the original Land Before Time, the first episode, Little Foot's mum dies. Oh, yeah. I remember that.

We loved that movie as kids, but we would always get real sad. The giant, hairless, psycho rabbit in the corner of the room in Twilight Zone. That one doesn't ring a bell, but it sounds terrifying. Someone else said the never-ending story in the Swamp of Sorrows where the horse drowned in quicksand. Yes, that for me was massive. The Land Before Time, not The Land Before Time. Oh, you stupid horse. The Never Ending Story is the one with the big dragon, eh?

Yeah. Which scared a lot of people. It was just the way it looked. I think it had big eyelids. Let's go to Shay on 800.000M. Hi, Shay. Hi, Shay. Hi, how are you?

Movies that effed us up as kids, what was it for you? It was Chicken Run. Oh, yes. With Jordan, it's the claymation. Yeah. Yeah, the claymation. But the scene they kill one of the chickens, they take it off and kill it.

And it just, I can't eat meat now because of it. Really? Are you a vegetarian now? Yeah, I am. God, it really messed you up then. Yeah. Like if that's what made you vegetarian. Chicken run was enough to turn you vegetarian.

Yeah, yeah. And I just think the animation of Wallace and Gromit is kind of scary anyway. Yeah, yeah. It's the eyes, I reckon, don't you think, Shay? Yeah. It's just, I don't know, there's something really unsettling about it. It's the eyes and the mouths being wider than the face. It's just, yeah, yeah, totally.

It's all made of clay. How do they get them to move? They're possessed. I have no idea. Yeah. Do you know how they make them move? That's what I mean. They're clay.

How are they moving around? Okay, yeah, right. Okay. There's lots, okay? There are tons is what we've realised. Someone said Mrs Doubtfire. Yeah, the bit where she sticks her face in the cream pie and then comes up.

Hello! That's scary. Yeah, and the bit where her face is falling off. Those bits are terrifying. I would say it's more when her boobs catch fire. That's what scared me. I think that's more scary for an adult lady to think that that could be possible.

To be honest, that's possible for me now. Time for What's the Plot? for an adult lady to think that that could be possible. To be honest, that's possible for me now. Brie and Clint. Time for What's the Plot? Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic. Not really. But picking a movie title based on just the plot line, that she can do.

Brie and Clint's What's the Plot? Spooky season. So today in What's the Plot, to win $250 cash, you'll be answering questions about spooky movies. Not my genre. No, but got to do it. It's Halloween week. Got to do it.

Got to do it. But I'm just going to say I'm very beatable this week, I'd say. Spooky, not horror. Okay. Is what I'll say about these movies. I'm still not a massive fan of spooky. Alex, do you like your spooky movies? I love spooky movies.

Oh, no. Perfect. And could you do with $250 cash right now? I mean, I think anyone could, yeah. I think anybody could. Yeah, who couldn't? It's like almost half a tank of gas, $250. So you get two answers correct first, and that's exactly what you'll win.

You'll buzz in with your name before I finish the movie plotline. Just go for it. As soon as you want to guess, just go for it. And if you get two right before Bree does, you win the game. Good luck, Alex. Good luck, Bree. Here we go. Our first spooky movie. When a girl

moves into an old house, she feels bored and neglected by her parents. Bree. Bree. Casper. Casper. Good guess is wrong. Do you want a free guess, Alex? I'm going to say Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice is wrong.

That was a great guess though, Alex. I'll keep going. She finds a hidden door with a bricked up passage. During the night, she crosses... Alex. Coraline. Coraline's correct. Nice work, Alex.

I would never have got that. It's a good movie. It's a great movie. Creepy, I've heard. Yeah. It's quite a creepy cartoon, isn't it, Alex? The buttons for eyes, eh, Alex? Yeah, it's so scary. Okay. It's quite a creepy cartoon isn't it Alex? The buttons for eyes eh Alex? Yeah.

Okay. Movie number two. That's one point to Alex. Spooky movies. A scientist builds an animated human being but dies before he can finish assembling him. Brie. Brie. Edward

Zayans? Yeah. Oh I just took a stab. I thought you were going to say Frankenstein. I was. Or Frankenstein's monster or something like that. I had a few that Frankenstein's bride. I literally hail Mary. Yeah, that was it.

You would have got that eventually, eh, Alex? Yeah, hopefully. You know, I hadn't watched that movie since I was like 14 and I watched it last year. Yeah. So I feel like it was probably fresh in my mind. It's very good. Yeah, it is good.

Young Winona Ryder. It is spooky. Yeah, it's just all the leather and scissors. Yeah. But then he does great haircuts. He does great haircuts. Okay. Movie number three.

This is our spooky movie edition of What's the Plot? And this is for the win. Okay. This is the legendary tale of a barber who returns from wrongful... Alex. Sweeney Todd. Oh! She's got it.

Well done, Alex. Well done. I've never seen it, so I wasn't even in the game. You haven't seen Sweeney Todd? I've never seen it. Nice work, Alex. That was definitely your category and going to a very, very worthy winner.

$250 cash. Thanks, Bree. You're welcome, mate. Thanks, Clint. No, I did bugger all. That was all you, Alex. Well done. You deserve it.

Thank you. There we go. We'll start again next week at $50 cash. A $250 win for Alex. Good win. And what's, a $250 win for Alex. Good win. And what's the plot? Good win for Alex. I was reading this article about this guy who owns his own business.

Him and his wife own their own business and she does all the hiring for the business. And he said to her one time, because apparently she's really good at it, and he said to her, you know, like, what's your kind of style? Like, what are you asking them in the interview to, like, find the best person for the job? She goes, you know what I base it on? I ask them questions to see how good their small talk is. Ah.

How good they can small talk with me in the interview with the questions that I fire at them. Just to keep the conversation moving. Yeah, right. Quite interesting, eh? Because people sort of talk about small talk as a bad thing these days. They're like, oh. I hate small talk.

I know, but there's a. Can't stand it. But there's a time and a place for it. Like if you're. But I hate it. If you're in customer service, which I imagine she might be hiring for, like you don't want your. In some jobs. You don't want your cashier asking you an existential question, you know? Yeah, you don't want to go up to the cashier and them being like,

how many people have you slept with? Exactly right. You know, that'd be quite jarring. Are you planning on having children in the next 12 months? Yeah. What's the go there? I just want to buy some track pants, lady from Glassons. So why did you turn vegan?

You know know just stuff what's your relationship with your mother like i thought we could put it to the test this afternoon and we could see who is the best at small talk oh yeah you and i could give it a go yeah and then we could invite people onto the show who think they are great at small talk. We have to do it a lot in our job. Yep. We do it all the time. We have to go to different events, meet people, talk to them, use small talk. So we should be good at it.

We should be good at it. Okay. Okay. You ready to small talk it out? Yeah. I'm ready. Okay. So we don't know each other, but we may have met each other once.

Yeah, okay. So we know of each other. I definitely don't remember your name then. You never remember anyone's name. See, I would remember your name. Okay, that can be how the conversation starts. Okay, you ready? Oh, g'day, Clint.

How are you? Oh, my God. So good to see you. Yeah. When was the last time we saw each other? Oh, must have been ages ago. What? Too long.

Nah, not long enough for me, I think. Right back at you. What have you been up to? Oh, not much. You know, just keeping busy. Yeah. You know, just, you know what it's like. Yeah, right.

Been good, but just busy. Just busy with what? Oh, man, everything. Like what things have you been doing? Oh, worked crazy you know, you know what it's like. Yeah, right. Been good, but just busy. Just busy with what? Oh, man, everything. Like what things have you been doing? Oh, worked crazy. Oh, yeah? What's been happening at work? Um, oh, just, you know, we're short on staff.

Oh, why? What's happened? One of our producers said COVID. Oh, no way. Yeah. At this point, I thought COVID was gone. Wasn't that lockdown crazy? Yeah.

It's hard to believe it was four years ago. Yeah. Where were you in lockdown? At home. Where were you? No, whereabouts? Were you in Auckland? Oh, yeah.

Yeah, right. You were stuck in Auckland. Yeah, right. Were you not in Auckland? I thought you were. Nah, nah. I was in Auckland for the first one and then I managed to get back to Aussie when the bubble opened and then did that second awful lockdown.

Oh, jeez. Yeah, I missed out on that one. I was pretty lucky. Jeez. Yeah. Man, it's such a nice day today, eh? I feel like I got him. Today was such a nice day.

Producers. Did she out small talk me? Who out small talked each other? I was just getting into the smallest of talk The weather It was very small talk It was mad I think it was just a little bit too small

So small And it took you a few Like two seconds Too long to think of Because they're so But I reckon I reckon both of us were not bad It was the natural dip

In small talk conversations Which is the worst But when it naturally dips I feel like I was driving it And I was kind of small talking at you. Someone's got to though. Someone has to. And when no one's driving it, then you leave. Have you been, Ella?

Have you been? Oh, thanks. I'm great. I would nail this, although I do overshare. Yeah. You do overshare. I'm great. How are you?

Okay, here's how it's going to work. Yeah. We need a few people to call 0800DIALSATM. If you think you're that person that's very good at small talk, we want you to call. We're going to put you on the phone with someone else who thinks they're a great small talker. Oh, this is going to be cringe-tastic.

You're going to small talk it out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then we will pick. You and a stranger. We will pick the winner of the small talk Olympics. 0800DIALSATM. The winner will get a prize. Yeah, we can get some KFC for the winner of the Small Talk Olympics. 0800 dials at M. The winner will get a prize. Yeah, we can get some KFC for the winner.

Get a prize for the winner. Easy. 0800 dials at M if you want to take the Small Talk Challenge. Welcome, everyone, to the first official, potentially annual Small Talk Games, where two athletes will compete to see who is the best small talk games where two athletes will compete to see who is the best small talker. Please welcome in our contestants, Clint.

Call it from, where are you from, Bailey? I'm from Mangere. From Mangere, welcome to the show. Yeah, New Zealand. Bailey. Thank you. Bailey, yeah, good to have you here. And Portia, where are you from?

I'm from Palmerston North. Representing Palmerston North, it's Portia, everybody. Welcome, ladies, to the first official Small Talk Games. You both fancy yourselves as small talkers? I had to learn how to small talk because I used to overshare really, really bad. You've learned to scale it back. Yeah, and I'm just an oversharer as well.

Look at me. I just can't wait. I can't wait to share with you. Oh, you're itching. You called a radio station to do some talking, Bailey. You're definitely an oversharer. All right, ladies. This is how it works.

We're going to give you a certain amount of time. We're just going to feel the vibes. And both of you are going to small talk with each other. You complete strangers. And then we will decide at the end who was the best small talker. Are you both ready? Yep. All right, let's get ready to rumble.

Small talk, go. Hi, my name's Portia. Nice to meet you. What's your name? Hi, Portia. My name's Daly. How are you? I'm good.

How are you? I'm not doing too bad, actually. Yeah, I had a bit of a rough day. How about yourself? Oh, I'm all right. A bit tired, but not too bad. You know, work was all right. What's wrong with you?

Oh, I just, you know what? I just ended up going to the dentist. Have you ever been to the dentist before? Had any bad experiences? Oh, a couple of times, you know. This one time, they made my mouth numb just before I had a date. So you can just imagine the mops right in this wasn't really much of a... You want to tell me about it, girlfriend?

You tell me about it because you know what? I just got told I had to pay $1500 for a root canal. Don't even get me started about that one. And how, what do you think it works? Um, I actually don't do anything.

Oh, good on you girl. Good on you. How about yourself? What do you do for work? Oh yeah, at the moment. So I actually applied for a job and ended up being nothing, like what I applied for. And now I've ended up

and I'm somehow working in court. So it's quite crazy how that worked out. Guys, this is verging on real talk. I feel like you're getting into some meaty topics here. I think we need to call it they're both very solid small talkers. You kept the conversation moving, didn't you? Let me just say, like, you definitely overshared it in parts, so a few of those traits were coming back.

One of my favourite lines was, who was the one that said, have you ever been to the dentist? It's a solid question. I wanted to hear more about Portia who went on the date with the numb mouth. Same. And then Portia came back with that ripping story. I think you thought I was messed up in the face, but that's okay. We can't separate you.

No, we've got to get them both KFC. It was too good, guys. We're here for KFC. Oh, thank you, guys. You're welcome. Have you ever had KFC? Oh, my gosh. I don't know what. I just had it last night. Oh, really? What do you have?

Two-piece fee? Yeah. Oh, we always get the quarter pack. Oh, yeah, me too. I love the quarter pack. Well done, ladies. You guys are awesome. We're going to give that prize to you ASAP. Okay, cheers.

Thank you. Take a small talk underwater. I know. Bailey, we're still ripping into it at the end. Bree and Clint. Zed and Bree and Clint. That's a Taylor Swift vault track? Correct. This one from the vault from Taylor Swift Taylor Swift vault track? Correct.

This one from the vault from Taylor Swift. From which album? 1982. That was a joke. I know it was a joke. That one was a joke. That was a joke, but then as soon as I said it, I felt like the cancellation from the Taylor Swift fans

just come in towards me. So I was like, correct that one quickly. Do you reckon you could tell the difference between the original version and the Taylor's version of things? Well, not that one, because you reckon you could tell the difference between the original version and the taylor's version of things well not that one because that was a vault track so that was the first time yeah but well there would be an original and a vault version oh is there yeah she would have re-recorded that did scooter get the vaults as well as the who knows one thing i do know do you reckon you could tell the difference?

Good game for tomorrow, I think. I'll organise that. Yeah, okay. Does Shake It Off sound much different? We'll find out tomorrow. I guess I'll find out tomorrow, won't we? Alright. But first, we will birthday bang all the way till Friday here on this show. The number one songs on your 16th birthdays.

Who's up first? We're going to go to Alyssa on 0800 dials at M. Hey, Alyssa. G'day, Alyssa. G'day. Do you reckon you could tell the difference between the original versions and the Taylor's versions? No, no clue. Fair enough, Alyssa.

Hey, mate, what's your birthday? 8th of December, 2002. All right. It's coming up, no clue. Fair enough, Alyssa. Hey, mate, what's your birthday? 8th of December, 2002. All right. It's coming up, Alyssa. You were 16, though, in 2018. And back on your birthday, this was number one. Oh, she's sweet but a psycho, a little bit psycho. At night she's screaming, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma.

Oh, she's hot but a psycho. Ava Max, Sweet But Psycho. Ava Max, that's who it was. What do you reckon, Alyssa? Why, it's a bit frothy. A bit frothy. You know what? I hate to say, but I feel like I love it.

Yeah. Like, it got a bit annoying when it was big. It was such an earworm. You know? But are you back on board, Alyssa? Are you a fan? Yeah, of course. Yeah, good. Okay, wait. It's a bit of a tune are you back on board, Alyssa? Are you a fan? Yeah, of course. Yeah, good.

Okay, wait. It's a bit of a tune, eh? Wait there, Alyssa. We're going to go to Steve, who's doing a birthday banger for somebody else. Is that right? Correct, yeah. I did it for Louise. Okay.

Okay. And who's Louise to you, Steve? That's my fiancée. Oh, nice. Lovely. Okay, well, let's do Louise's birthday banger. What's her birthday? It's 10-10ée. Oh, nice. Okay, well, let's do Louise's birthday banger. What's her birthday? It's 10-10-86.

All right, that means she was 16 in 2002. And back on the 10th of October 2002, this was number one. The tide is high, but I'm holding on. I'm going to be your number one. Atomic kitten, the tide is high. Steve's loving it. I think it's hilarious. Louisa's actually laughing as well.

She won't speak, but... What is so funny about Atomic Kitten, Steve? Not the sort of birthday bang I was expecting. Right, okay. Fair enough. You know, in this film clip, Atomic Kitten, one of them is so heavily pregnant and they're trying to hide it.

Oh, yeah. In the film clip. But it's just not hideable. They should have shot it underwater because it would have blended in with the title of the song. They could have been in the water up to their neck. Yeah. And they've been able to hide the baby under the water.

Go watch it again. It's so bizarre. Yeah, okay. One more birthday banger for Michelle on 0800 DALESATIM. Hi, Michelle. Hi, Michelle. Hi. How's your week been so far, Michelle?

Pretty busy. We just got a puppy a couple of weeks ago. Oh, Michelle. So trying to work from home. Michelle, can I just say, it's like that for the next four months. I just had to get through to the school holidays. Okay, well you... And then it'll be my daughter's job.

Job, yeah, fair enough. Yeah, the daughter could look after it and get bitten and pick up the poo and all that. Hey, Michelle, what's... She's already doing it. Oh, good. Well, teacher's responsibility, doesn't it? Sure does. What's your birthday, Michelle? 28th of May, good. Well, teacher's responsibility, doesn't it? Sure does. What's your birthday, Michelle?

28th of May, 1984. All right, that means you're 16. 40 next year, yeah. 40 next year, wow. You were 16, though, in the year 2000, and this is your birthday banger. Let me see that thumb. Oh, Michelle.

It's a bit of Cisco, the Thumb song? That is awesome. I love it. I do remember that vividly, but I think it would be Atomic Kitten. Who doesn't? She had thighs like a truck, truck, truck. Guys like wah, wah, wah, baby. Baby move your butt, butt, butt.

I think I'll sing it again That really was a different time Yeah it was Wasn't it Michelle? But I want to go back to that time I want to go back to the year 2000 And I want to hear the thong song on ZM Imagine a song coming out in 2023

She had dolls like a Guys like She was wearing a G-string And it was nice That's basically what the song is saying Pretty much Hey Michelle, I'm voting for you Congratulations it was nice. That's basically what the song is saying. Pretty much. Hey, Michelle, I'm voting for you.

Oh, this is good. Congratulations. Yeah, we had whap. Yeah. Well, that's true. You got a good point, Michelle. Get some whap in your thong song. Well done, Michelle.

She had whap, whap, whap, whap. Winner of birthday banner. Hey, little. her birthday video. We're talking nightmare flats that you've rented. Someone in Sydney's trying to rent out a flat where there's a studio, so it's one room,

and the shower is in the kitchen. The shower is next to the kitchen. What a joke. Someone texted through and said they were paying $350 for a room in Newton, or Newtown, sorry, in Sydney, and had black mould on the roof, but they would get official warnings if they had people over past 10 o'clock.

Don't mind the black mould. Listen to this one. This is, I rented a, oh, where is it? Oh, I'll find it again in a minute. Hang on, let me have a look. Let's go first to Anonymous. I know 800 dials at him. Hi, Anonymous.

Hi, Anonymous. Hi. Tell us, you lived in a grotty flat in Palmy North. Yeah, yeah. What was wrong with it, Anonymous? We had a hole in our hallway floor that was probably about maybe like half a metre down. Okay.

What? We had to walk around. What, a floor down the chair. Okay. What? To walk around. What, a floor to outside? A hole to outside? No, like a hallway. The hallway in like the house, inside the house. And the hole in the ground just went to like outside? Yes, like down to like just the dirt.

Anonymous. How much were you paying for this flat That had the hole in the ground I paid $80 a week Too much Too much 12 years ago I put up with a hole in the ground for $80 a week

That's 12 years ago though Would ya They could easily cover that hole in You get a couple of pieces of wood. Yeah, but then my rent might go up to $90 a week. You know, there's beer to be bought. I love how Anonymous was just like, and we all just had this understanding where we'd walk around it.

We'd walk around the hole. We'd just walk around it. And in wintertime, we would sit a cupboard over it. Ashley's on her $800 at the end. Ashley, tell us about your nightmare rental. All right. So this was in Sydney as well. I was living in Kensington at the time. I paid $285

a week to live in a share house with seven random men aged 20 to 37. It was chaos. Were you the only girl, Ashley? I was the only girl. And I used overseas to dance full time.

And I would come home and couldn't sleep because the walls were paper thin. I could hear everything. There was a movie producer who'd be on phone call with his ex, like screaming and having conversations at like midnight. And I was just like the little dancer in the house trying to... How many bathrooms in this share house of seven men and you? How many bathrooms did you guys have? Two bathrooms between all of us.

You've got to be kidding. How many pubes were in those bathrooms, Ashley? Way too many. If they were nice boys, they would have said one of the bathrooms is yours and the other bathroom is for us seven boys. Stuff that. I wish. There's seven of them.

God, you poor thing, Ashley. $285 she was paying for that room. Someone said, I rented a house with a flat attached, which the landlord would stay in every now and then. Oh, weird. But then after about a month or so, the landlord would stay in every now and then. Oh, weird. But then after about a month or so, the landlord's brother would turn up several times a week at lunchtime. I'm pretty sure he was having an affair, and the female with him was his mistress.

The walls were way too thin. Oh, no. I wonder if the landlord knew about it. But obviously, the landlord would have been like, you can use my place down on what's her name, Boulevard, to go meet your mistress. Imagine if the landlord, that's the reason why he had the place. Well, the landlord stayed there as well. Yeah, I know.

But then he was like, the brother obviously came up to the landlord, would have been like, hey, mate, can I use your place? Fiona's here. Hi, Fiona. Tell us about your nightmare rental. Hi. Yeah. So, I mean, I live in Wellington,

so I've obviously lived in a number of interesting places. We're sorry for your pain. Can we just say off the bat, we feel for you. We sympathise with you, Fiona. Thanks. I appreciate it. But definitely the low light was a place that we lived in in Newtown, which had mushrooms growing through the bathroom floor.

The good kind or the bad kind? No. Well, God, maybe we should have sold them. We should have made some money back. You are in Newtown in Sydney, Fiona. Yeah. Yeah, so that, yeah, they were definitely growing through there. And when we toured the place to go live there, they just were like,

oh, you know, this is a feature. There's mushrooms. Very casual about it. Wait, the mushrooms were like, oh, you know, there's a feature, there's mushrooms, very casual about it. Wait, the mushrooms were there when they showed you the house? They were there when they showed us the house. Wait, so you knew what you were signing up for? Yeah, I mean, you know, we were desperate. Oh, yeah, I guess so.

Are things that bad in Wellington that you're willing to take a house where there's mushrooms growing through the floors? Yeah, it was that bad. Is it still that bad, Fia? Obviously, you're not still in the place with the mushrooms. No, we got very lucky and we managed to buy a house which has actual insulation on the walls. Yeah, but does it have mushrooms?

No mushrooms. Not so far. You know what, Fia? It sounds like you guys bloody deserved it. You did the hard yards with the mushrooms in the bathroom and you got what you deserved. Oh, well, thanks. Nice work.

Well, there you go, everybody. It's not just you if you're in a shitty flat. There's plenty of them around. Hey, tonight you can go home and you go, at least I don't have a hole in my hallway floor. Can you just imagine? Like when they were having the viewing, the flat viewing viewing when they were trying to get people into that flat and the property manager's there and she's like, you know, it's a little

bit damp but there's, I mean, there's three bedrooms, there's a kitchen, you've even got a garden in the bathroom. According to a study from a Texas university, anger could actually be a good thing for you. Right, okay. Getting angry could actually provoke some happiness. That seems counter to what we've been told of the last few years about how it's all about reducing stress. Because anger is stress.

It's a stressor. Yeah. They say that it can be quite a good release and that you need different emotions in your life to get different feelings. Yeah. So they're saying the pursuit of happiness, if you're always happy constantly, could be bad for you. Ah, namaste.

Namaste. I thought we could put this to the test this afternoon. constantly could be bad for you. Ah, namaste. Namaste. I thought we could put this to the test this afternoon and get angry. Okay. What's going to make us angry? And then see how we feel. Okay, we need something to make us angry. Yeah.

Producer Ella, we should just ask her about different artists and then you know how that makes us angry when she doesn't know who they are. Oh, yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ella, what song are you looking forward to most from Boys to Men at Fridays Live in a couple of weeks? The one that Mama Di just got right. Nailed it. The one with Mariah Carey.

Hey, Ella, what was your favourite Amy Winehouse song? And I. That one? We'll always love you. Are you kidding me? Are you joking me right now? My favourite artist, Whitney Houston. You just got mixed up with another fantastic artist, Amy Winehouse.

I don't even think she was joking. To be joking. I don't even think she was joking. I don't think she was joking. This is real anger. I know we were meant to be doing a bit, but are you kidding? Look, look, she's panicking. What are you doing out there?

She's Googling it. It's too late. I'm sending an email. Amy Winehouse. She's dead. You can't email her. I really like Rehab, the song Rehab. Oh, my God.

She didn't even know an Amy Winehouse song. Sorry. She didn't even know. I feel like your mission has been accomplished. I feel like you're super angry. Sometimes I go out. I'm just going to turn it off. You shush.

Yeah. No, don't turn her microphone on. Nah. No, you've had your time in the sun. I got one. Benny did a cover of hers, Back to Black. Oh, my God! What?

So when does the happiness come in? You're angry. When does the happiness come in? It's not right now. No. She just got Whitney Houston and Amy Winehouse mixture. That is disrespectful to dead divas, Ella, what you just said there. How dare you?

They will be rolling over in their grave. I feel bad. You look at me. Yes. Look at me. Look straight into my eyes. I'm looking. I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed. I love you. Play.

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