ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 2nd October 2023

Episode Date: October 2, 2023

NZ's top radio show for constipation news. How much did you pay for a concert?! Did you break something? Dating show contestant tell-all. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. ZM Free and Clean. Good afternoon to everybody except the Hawke's Bay Rugby Team. Oh yeah, they had a big weekend, didn't they? The boys, the lads. Didn't they? Took out the Premiership. Nah, the Ramfelly Shield.

Same thing. Nah, different. Took out the win.. No, the Ramfelly Shield. Same thing. No, different. Took out the win. Yeah, the win. Got the W. Imagine waking up and realising you destroyed the Ramfelly Shield and put it on Snapchat. That'd be a rough morning, wouldn't it?

I mean, we'd get the views, though. We'd get the views. We'd get the views. Also, rough weekend to be an Italian from Brisbane. I don't want to talk about sport. Normally, I'm all about talking about sport. I don't want to even mention NRL, AFL

anything. I don't want to talk about it. Or rugby union. Well I'd already come to terms with that about 10 years ago. Yeah. Just saying it's rough. I'm commiserating with you. I know it sounds like I'm probing you for lols. No it does sound like that. And you know what

happens to people that stir? Yeah. Karma will get you. Yeah. And who do you have currently in the Rugby World Cup? You don't want bad karma. My dad. You don't want bad karma coming your way. That's all I'm going to say.

And that's why I didn't stir. I was just making a topical mention. Because it's... No other radio show... Look, no other radio... It was very specific. No other radio show has an Italian from Brisbane on the show this afternoon.

You're in a unique position to relate to losing to the All Blacks, to the Penrith Panthers, and to the Melbourne whoever they are. Collingwood. The Magpies. The Magpies. The Magpies. Yeah. Oh, that's the name of the Hawke's Bay team

that destroyed the Ramfelly Shield as well. What a full circle moment. Hey, today on the show, your chance to play the $25,000 cash catch up at 4pm. We're going to give away more money. We're doing that all week. I can't wait to... Do it?

Do it. Yeah, nice. That's exactly what I was going to say. You read my mind. Let's kick off the show, though, with Tradie versus Lady. $50 cash up for grabs thanks to KFC. If you want it, give us a call. 0800-DIAL-ZM.

Bree and Clint. It's Tradie versus Lady. Three, two, one, let's go. New week, a new game of tradie versus lady. The tradie's picking up a few wins at the back end of last week. They're on 81. The lady's still in front on 89. Let's cross live to our lady in Rangiora.

She's 53 years old and she just finished mowing the lawns. Welcome to the show, Rochelle. G'day, Rochelle. Oh, Rochelleelle are you with us? Yeah I'm here Hello sorry Yeah I pushed the wrong button That was my fault

Rochelle I need to know You've just finished mowing the lawns What type of lawn mower Are you running Rochelle? Just a mess Mess sport Mess sport A mess sport yep

Is that a push? Yeah just a regular one You pull a You know Pull the cord Pull the cord How hot. Pull the cord. How hot do people look when they can start at first go? Oh, it gets...

Well, I can. I do it. Yeah, it gets my bloody lawnmower running, I'll tell you. Well, stop it, Rochelle. It's too early on a Monday. Yes, Rochelle. You're taking on our tradie today. They're from Dunedin.

They're 23, and they haven't had a car rego for three years. Welcome to the show, Levi. How's it going? How's it going? How's it going? Hello. Hello, Levi. How many of those $200 tickets have you had, Levi? Yeah, I've had one.

Just one? You just got to try to find a place where you don't have to pay for parking, I guess. Yeah. Levi, wouldn't it just be cheaper just to pay the rego? It's actually not that much, is it? No, it's not that much at all. Is it the principal, is it? My car's fine.

It's just, you know, just seeing if I can pay for a record or something. Yeah, you're just 23 and you can't be bothered. Okay, fair enough. Let's see if we can get you some cash that you definitely won't put towards your rego. Your buzzer is tradie. Rochelle, yours is lady. First of three correct answers gets 50 bucks from KFC. Fair enough. Let's see if we can get you some cash that you definitely won't put towards your red Joe. Your buzzer is tradie.

Rochelle, yours is lady. First of three correct answers gets 50 bucks from KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. Up the waz, but who won the NRL grand final last night? Ladies. Yes, Rochelle.

Was it Boon Boon? Ooh. No. Oh, shit. Free guess, Levi. Penis Panthers, Nathan Cleary under the stitch for the winner. There it is. You didn't have to rub that last one.

I actually don't even want to give him the points, but I have to. It's the rules. One point to the tradies. You didn't want to give Nathan Cleary the points either. Nathan Cleary. Yeah. God, he's so bloody good, but I hate him. Such a good jaw.

He's all jaw. He's absolutely all jaw. Question number two, one to the tradies. Which political leader has been taken off the campaign trail with COVID-19? Yes, Rochelle. Chris Hipkins. Well done. It is Chris Hipkins. You're away and flying, Rochelle. We're one apiece. Question number

three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. I don't know what you heard about me Cody Yes, Levi Is it 50 Cent? It is 50 Cent It is 50

And Rochelle's kicking herself because she knew that one as well Delayed reaction because of my age Delayed reaction Yeah, Levi's got those fast twitch fibres Yeah Okay, two to the tradies, one to the ladies delayed reaction. Yeah, Levi's got those fast twitch fibres. Okay, two to the tradies, one to the ladies. You need this one here, Rochelle, to stay in it. Question number four. What are the three colours of the blockbuster

movie rental logo? Tricky one. I've been out of business for a while, but it's iconic. Tradie. Yes. Levi. Is it blue, yellow and white? Well done. That's it. That's the game.

Is that the game? Oh, he's Nathan Cleary. Well done. Well done. Nice work, Levi. I am lucky, Rochelle. You were right in there. It was a good game, guys.

Yeah. It was a good game. Yeah. All right. Are you going to put any of that money towards a car rego, Levi? Yeah, I bet I will. I bet I will. I'll be not get caught.

You're boasting about it on the radio that you get caught next week. Levi, are you lying to us? He's not. You're not going to do it, are you? No, I'm not. No, 2020. It's 2023, but yeah. Yeah, 2020 is my last Reggio.

That's what it says on the car. Oh, Levi. That's a good year, that. It yeah. Yeah, 2020 is my last red joke. That's what it says on the car. Oh, Levi. That's a good year, that. Brian Clint. Yeah, blame it on lockdown or some shit. Brian Clint. Are you guys big Take That fans? Nah.

Do you know who Take That is? People listening probably, there would be some people that don't know who that is. But that is the band where Robbie Williams came from. Now, scarily, there'll be people listening who don't know who Robbie Williams came from. Now, scarily there'll be people listening who don't know who Robbie Williams is. Robbie Williams is the guy who sang

what's his biggest song you reckon? Angels? Yeah. Or Rock DJ? You reckon Rock DJ is bigger than Angels? Yeah, I do. Yep. Should we poll the room? Okay, let's poll the room. Okay, Claudia, you got two votes. Rock DJ or Angels?

So my preference or what I think is bigger? What's bigger? Rock DJ. Rock DJ, thank you. Ella, rock DJ or Angels? Can you just hum Angels quickly? Angels. Angels, okay. I can settle this really easily. Split vote. I'm'm gonna have a look

oh yeah what's got more spotify plays i was just thinking of the music video that went off most the most streamed song on spotify for robbie williams angels by a long way, can I say. Rock DJ, 228 million. Angels, 455 million. Damn, it's actually my preference as well. I just wanted to argue with you. And then number two is actually feel. Feel. I just want to feel.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Real love in the home that I live in. Anyway, that's Robbie Williams. Because I got too much life. Running through my veins. Going to waste. Oh, what a song. I can see why it's number two.

I'll say. There's people who are up in arms because the band take that, even though Robbie Williams went off and did his own thing, they've stayed together. Good on them. And have continued to tour around. Anyway, they've just announced their latest Unlike Wham! who chucked it in after George Michael left I think they realised

the power of George Michael Also there's only one guy left How good's the Wham! doco on Netflix? It's very good. You understand how talented George Michael is. And how good Wham is. Yeah.

Yeah. Anyway, the lads who are still in the band Take That have announced their next tour, which is massive. They're doing a lot of dates in the UK. And people, the fans, are up in arms because they're saying that the tickets are way too expensive. For a boy band from the 90s? That doesn't even have Robbie Williams in it.

Or Justin Timberlake. Yeah. Yeah. They're saying it's too expensive, so I've went on to... What are we looking at for a take that ticket? I've went on to Ticketmaster. I've done the conversion into New Zealand prices. You're looking between $142 to $270.

Oh, yeah. Isn't that what concert tickets cost? Yeah, for like... For an international act. Yeah, but they don't have Robbie Williams anymore. No, I know. It'd be like saying, well, the Spice Girls isn't a good example because they can still kind of do it without Victoria.

No, but it's a good question. They're from the 90s and they're missing a member. How much would you pay for a Spice Girls ticket? I like the Spice Girls way more than take that, so I'd pay anything. My firstborn. I saw a Maddie McLean post that Wannabe from the Spice Girls came out today in 1996.

Did it? Yeah. Yeah, I'd pay. I wouldn't even think about it. Mortgage your house? I'd pay $500 for a ticket to see the Spice Girls. Yeah. But that's like... Yeah, they'll not take that.

No. It's a bad comparison. How much are you paying to see NSYNC if they come down here? Oh, that's a good question. Yeah. NSYNC. Oh, how much would you pay? Not much.

Probably $100? $150? $150 max. Claudia, how much would you pay for a One Direction reunion ticket? Oh, there's no budget. Infinite. Infinite? Same as Brie with the Spice Girls.

Yeah. Anything. Wait, is One Direction to you what Spice Girls are to me? Oh, no, Spice Girls are also my Spice Girls. Great. We can go together. But it has to be all five of them. Ella, how much would you pay to see original Steve from Blue's Clothes in concert?

Oh, my God. Go away. I was thinking because I was like, what is the most that I've ever spent on a concert ticket? Do you guys know what it is? Yeah, I do. What is the most that you've ever spent? I went handy on the Elton John concert.

A handy? That's not that much. No, I went handy when the tickets went on sale in 2019 forton John concert. A Hyundai? That's not that much. No, I went Hyundai. When the tickets went on sale in 2019 for his 2020 concert. And that was the last ever Elton John concert that was coming to the country. And I think I spent $400 on my ticket. Per ticket? Yeah.

Yeah, they weren't cheap, those tickets. Yeah, and then he got COVID halfway through the show. And so I lost that. And then he came back this year. Yeah. And I paid $400 again. And then it got cancelled because of the floods. But you would have got a refund.

Got a refund on that one, yeah. Yeah, well, I didn't get to see him at all because I bought a ticket the first time. I think I spent the same. And mine was the second night, so I already had COVID. And then he came back. And then mine was the second night. It got washed out. You weren't meant to see Elton John. I was gutted.

That's the universe. I think the most, though, that'd be up there. But like Pink next year, I bought my ticket. It was like $240. Yeah, she's got to pay for all those wires so she can fly around the stadium. I think it's all the safety offices that have to be planted around. Get done, Pink. Yeah, it's funny.

I bet that's expensive. That is expensive. You know, but I mean worth it. Should we try and find the most expensive concert tickets anyone's ever bought this afternoon? I want to know from people, how much did you spend on a concert and was it worth it? Ooh, that's a good follow-up. Yeah.

Yeah. Did you regret it afterwards? Oh, 800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. How much did you spend on a concert and was it worth it? Brianne Clint. Right now we're asking you, how much money have you spent on a concert and was it worth it? Yeah.

Can we find the most expensive concert tickets in New Zealand? Someone texted us and they said, I spent $1,500 for VIP access to Linkin Park's final concert in Auckland. $1,500. And when would that have been? That would have been years ago. 2013. Yeah, that's a lot in 2013.

It was totally worth it. It's a lot now. But you wouldn't have known it was their final concert because they didn't break up. Yeah, true. Yeah, Chester just passed away. So it's just luck of the draw. $1,500.

In retrospect, you'd be happy you did. That's a lot of money. It is a lot of money. Yeah. He just passed away. $1,500. In retrospect, you'd be happy, there's a lot of money. It is a lot of money. Yeah. I love this ticket. Someone said, my mum bought us both meet and greet tickets to see Ricky Martin the last time he came to Auckland.

I think she paid $750. Very worth it. We got to watch the sound check. Yeah. Meet him. Yeah. And chat. Plus we got a photo,

a little goodie bag. He smelled so good. Oh how good. I can just imagine your mum Yeah were those tickets for you or for her? They were 100% for her. My mum would do that to me she'd be like I got us meat and great tickets to Ricky Martin. I have sniffed Ricky

Martin before. I can confirm he smells very good. He just looks like he's clean. Yeah. He does look clean. Lynn Marie's here. Hi, Lynn Marie. Hi, Lynn Marie. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. Tell us, Lynn, what concert did you go to and how much did you spend?

I went to Adele in 2017 and I paid $800 per ticket. Glenn, I don't even need to ask you. I know for a fact it was worth it, wasn't it? It was

totally worth it. It was the one where it poured down the whole time. Yeah, I was there. It was still worth every penny. Yeah, she had the pink poncho on and the screen started short-circuiting. Yes, she did. Yeah. She had the pink poncho on and the screen started short-circuiting. Yes, she did. Yeah.

It was amazing. I saw that show and I would say it's in my top three shows I've ever been to. How much did you spend, Lynne-Marie? $800, I think. $800 each, so $1,600 for two of us. Were you on the floor, though? Were you right there? Yes, I think we were fourth row back. Yeah, did they push her past you in their suitcase thing?

You know how they wheel her out to the stage? No, I didn't see that. Yeah. Oh, they did. I was there and I knew that she was in there because she farted. We heard it. She goes, excuse me. She did not.

No, she didn't. Someone texted her and said, I paid over $900 for VIP tickets to Queen and Adam Lambert. Queen can charge $900 without Freddie Mercury? Mate, they're still Queen. And Adam Lambert is a bloody good, bloody singer. I guess you got to say Queen and Adam Lambert, didn't you? Yes.

Someone else said, I spent $500 each on VIP Post Malone and Red Hot Chili Pepper tickets. Damn. That was the recent one. Yeah. I love how they put Post Malone first. Yeah, it was the Red Hot Chili Peppers concert.

Oh, this story's wild. They said not the most expensive tickets, but we went to Morgan Wallen in March. We're huge country music fans. Originally, we bought seated tickets for $80. Maybe we got there and my bestie said, hell no, I'm buying two of the standing tickets. So she spent another $250 each.

On the spot. 30 minutes before he came out. So over $400 for one concert. Yeah. Can you imagine you get there and you're like, these seats suck. These seats suck. Get on the internet, buy some other one.

Someone else said, I spent $800 plus on one Taylor Swift ticket. That wasn't even VIP. Wow. Off of the Ears Tour. Does that mean they've bought it from someone? They must have, yeah. We spent $300 in 2009 to meet Chris Brown.

I reckon that's the last time Chris Brown was able to charge $300 for his tickets too. Probably. Someone else said, in 2017, I spent about $600 for Celine Dion tickets in Scotland. Worth it. Worth it. We were in the fourth row. Yeah. Oh, that would have been unreal.

She can't tour anymore. No, she's so unwell. $704 for WrestleMania 32. Worth it. So worth it. Always worth it. $789 for two tickets for a side view to Beyonce. Completely worth it.

Yeah. I mean, she's one of the greatest performers ever. Well, there you go. As long as you enjoyed it, it's worth it, right? It's all about, you know, you don't think about the money, it's an experience. It's a girl method. It's all good. It's an experience.

Time for the latest. Taylor Swift's in her full football wags era. Yeah. She has taken over a corporate box at the MetLife Stadium in New Jersey where her boyfriend's team, the Kansas City Chiefs, are playing the New York Jets today. Yeah, this means nothing to me.

I just want to know who are the famous people that went to the corporate box with Taylor Swift. Okay, I can do this for you. I reckon there are more cameras pointed at Taylor Swift's corporate box than there are players on the field. In Taylor's box, Sophie Turner. Oh yes,

recently broke up with Joe Jonas. Sabrina Carpenter. Singer. Been opening for Taylor Swift. Yep. Blake Lively. I mean, if you don't know who Blake Lively is. XOXO Gossip Girl? Yeah. Yeah.

Absolutely. I know who she is, but I was just checking she was in Gossip Girl. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Also married to Ryan Reynolds. Ryan Reynolds? He was there. Yep. Deadpool.

Who do you think was the plus one? Ryan Reynolds or Blake Lively? I reckon Ryan Reynolds was the plus one. I reckon Ryan Reynolds was the plus one. In that box, yeah. 100%. Hugh Jackman? Freshly single.

Hugh Jackman was there? Yeah, this is all the people in Taylor's box at the football game today. Yeah, Hugh Jackman, single. Oh, ready to mingle. Yeah. Anthony from Queer Eye. Of course. So hot.

Yeah. My wife has the biggest crush on Anthony's arms. I've got some bad news for your wife. Yeah. No, that's why I'm chill with it. Yeah, right. I'm like, he can be your past guy. How many people does this box fit?

It's big. Well, a corporate box usually fits about 12 people. I wouldn't know. Yeah. I do. And she very kindly made room for her brother, Austin Swift. Oh, that's nice. He would have been like, holy shit, there's Wolverine.

It's like, oh my God. Can you imagine how awkward he would have been? He's like, who do I talk to? Yeah. Sophie Turner. Well, I mean, she is newly single. Down on the field, when no one was paying attention,

Paul Rudd was talking to Travis Kelsey. There you go. So. I mean, star-studded line. Great time to do some streaking if you're at that game, because like I said, everybody, including security, would be looking at Taylor's box, at Taylor's corporate box. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, they would. Bree and Clint. There are some very naughty boys in the Hawks Bay right now, some very naughty boys who are definitely going to be getting grounded, definitely going to be, they're not too old for a smack bottom from their mums. How old are these boys anyway? They'll be mid-20s.

They're provincial rugby players for the Magpies. And they've done something amazing for the people of Hawke's Bay. Correct. You know? Not an easy, as I can understand, not an easy thing to do. They've brought a lot of pride. A lot of pride to the region. And now so much shame.

Let me walk you through a timeline. On Saturday, the Hawke's Bay Magpies beat Wellington in the Bunnings NPC and claimed the Ranfurly Shield, the oldest prize in New Zealand rugby. On Sunday, they destroyed the Ranfurly Shield, snapped it in half and did drugs off it and put that on Snapchat. Which has now made it to the media. Which has now made it into the media.

And today, they have had the Ranfurly Shield confiscated from them by the New Zealand Rugby Union. I'm not surprised. The thing is obliterated. Yeah, it's quite literally snapped in half. How did they even... I've seen the pictures of it. The shield is huge. How did they even manage to snap it in half?

So before the pictures of the drugs on the shield came out, when there was just video of the shield snapped in half, the Hawke's Bay Rugby Union people released one of those statements that you see. And they're like, oh, there was an accident and someone was carrying it and they accidentally dropped it on a concrete floor and it snapped in half. What, did they drop it from a 10-storey building? If you're dropping that, it's not snapping in half.

It's very heavy. Its nickname is the log of wood. It's not snapping in half if you drop it, though. Well, here's the thing. It survived for 120 years. That shield came into existence in 1904 and one day with the Hawke's Bay rugby team and now it's in two different pieces.

Plus, if it goes through customs, it's going to get pulled up by a sniffer dog. How old's the trophy, did you say? 120 years old. Probably due for an upgrade, eh? You know? Yeah. Probably due for a nice shiny one. They need to get one of those ones from Mr. Minute in

the mall. Exactly. Where it's a picture of a guy doing a fist bump. Yeah. You know, just a classic trophy. Not one of these, you know, heritage, probably historically listed, you know, junk. Yeah. Oh, I shouldn't say bump around the rugby team, should I?

No, don't say that. Can you imagine the regrets, Bill, that they'll be in at the moment? That this is all over. Why would you put, I mean, why would you do it? This isn't the first time. Why would you put it on Snapchat? This isn't the first time that we've seen a rugby team in this country destroy a trophy. No.

The Crusaders in 2020 obliterated the custom-made, hand-carved Super Rugby Aotearoa trophy. It was brand new, wasn't it? It was brand new. Brand new. And they found it out near the bloody rubbish bins the next morning. There's a rumour they'd snapped the Poonamu off it. It was a beautiful trophy. They'd dinted the log.

It looked like a piece of junk by the time they'd finished with it. How hard are you celebrating? What do you reckon the Panthers did to the NRL trophy last night? Oh, I mean. Worse, bitter or worse? That NRL trophy's pretty sturdy if you've seen it and I think they've made it that way for a reason. I think every trophy needs to have some sort of vessel on the trophy because the only thing you want to do when you win a trophy like that

is drink from it. And then I think when people can't, they get antsy and then things like this happen. Do you reckon that's what the Hawks Bay team were trying to do? They were trying to bend the shield so it could be like a funnel so they could drink out of it. You know? Oh, that explains it.

All they need to do is attach like a little cup to the, or maybe a beer bong to the side of it. Tape a funnel to it. Yeah. Like a hose. Maybe a shoe. And then you can do a shoeie from the trophy. They will be in Regretsville today.

I thought this afternoon we could ask the people of New Zealand, have you ever broken something irreplaceable, valuable, sentimental, something that was hugely, like, important? Have you damaged or broke it? By accident, obviously. Well, maybe on purpose. Maybe as a protest. Who's calling up and going, yeah, I picked up this thing

at my dad's family heirloom. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It came from... Dad loved this thing. Yeah. Dad loved it. It was the only thing that meant anything to him, so I broke it.

So I ran it over with my bike. So I bloody broke that thing tonight. Oh, $800 at end where you can text 9696. We can keep you anonymous. If you have managed to get away with this thing for years and you still don't want anyone to know, that's fine. We'll keep your name out of it. We'll keep you a secret.

We just want to hear the story. Tell us about the irreplaceable, hugely valuable, sentimental thing that you destroyed on 0800 dials it in or text it to 9696. I accidentally, one time, I need to come clean. Yeah. Irreplaceable item that I broke. Yeah. Ministry of Sound CD.

Did you? Yeah, scratched it. It was worthless. You can't get those anymore. My sister was ropeable. I'm not joking. We're talking about the Ranfelli shield that the Hawke's Bay rugby team have destroyed. 120 years old.

They've snapped it in half and done drugs off it. Allegedly. Allegedly. If you'd like to see the photos, they're on the New Zealand Herald.co.nz. Yeah, I don't think the person who posted them to Snapchat thought they would end up on the Herald. But here we are. It might not be drugs. They might have been baking a cake,

and the person who was baking it needed like a chopping board. So they're like, oh, let's use the Renfrewley Shield. That seems plausible. And the recipe might have called for tiny little lines of flour. And the best way to get that flour was to use like a rolled up bit of paper to get it from the Renfrewley Shield into the cake. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. It's all, you know, alleged.

It's all hearsay. We've asked you guys, though, did you break something that was very valuable? Priceless. Priceless. Someone texted her and they said, not myself, but at my high school, we had a swimming shield that was very similar looking to the Renfurley one. And the principal went to grab it as he was presenting it. It fell off the stage, hit a third former in the head and

fell to the ground and still didn't break. Damn. So I'm very unsure what those dodgy magpies were doing to that shield. Yeah. That's a very good point. We've got to get the swimming trophy for the Renfurly shield. Someone said, I broke a school trophy that had been around for 110 plus years. Whoa. I got the hot glue gun out and fixed it up. Brand spanking new. Good to go for another 110 years.

God. A hot glue gun makes me feel so powerful. God, I feel like I can do anything. I feel like I'm a carpenter. My mum's policy was there's nothing that the hot glue gun can't fix. Oh, the things that I've hot glued before. I've even glued my fingers together. It was the backbone of our house growing up, that hot glue gun.

Oh, same here, same here. Let's talk to Amanda on 0800 dials at M. Hi, Amanda. Hi, Amanda. Hi, how's it going? What did you break, Amanda? Well, it wasn't me. It's my delightful

now 12-year-old son This happened nine years ago He was in a pit that his older sister, who was four was invited to a birthday party He wasn't So we took a wooden hammer and put it in the middle of our TV Oh me

But what made it worse was that it was a gift from his grandfather, my dad, and he died about a couple of months before. Oh, no. Wait, the TV or the hammer? The TV. Yeah. The TV. And to make

it a little bit worse, he said he was trying to be Bob the Builder to cover up what he'd done. What is it like, Amanda, to give away a child? Well, he does stuff like this all the time, but we've still got the TV. It's still sitting in the lounge nine years later, so every time he's watching the TV,

it's here in his face to remind him what he did to the last thing his grandfather could ever give up. You kept the destroyed TV to remind the kid what he did? Yeah, it still works. It still works pretty good. That is a hardcore punishment, Amanda. And Amanda's like, we will have it for another nine years. Thank you, Amanda.

It's very good. We're asking what was the irreplaceable thing you destroyed. Someone said, my mum's bowl worth $600. I fell on it when I was drunk. Bit of cat fur from the cat brush, and it's the cat's fault. I mean, that's quite smart. You framed the cat. You know what they would have stuck that fur to that bowl with?

Hot glue gun. Hot glue gun. Would have been a hot glue gun. The Hawke's Bay Magpies should have got some cat fur, stuck it to the Ranfurly Shield, and then they could have said it was a cat that was doing cocaine off the Ranfurly Shield, and then they could have said it was a cat that was doing cocaine off the Ranfurly Shield, allegedly. Yeah.

A flower, sorry. Cooking a cake using flour on the Ranfurly Shield. I mean, you say bloody flour, I say cocaine. Yeah. Potato, potato, same thing. And let's call the whole thing off. Bree and Clint. Time for a round of Guess the Voice.

In this game, we go head-to-head guessing celebrity voices, and you can play along with us. Joining Team Brie is Claire. Kia ora, Claire. Hi, Claire. Kia ora. You up-to-date on your celebrities, Claire? Yeah, we'll see how we go.

Just give it a whirl, Claire. That's what I do. Hope something sticks. Yeah, just wish for the best. Throw it at the wall. Throw some shit at the wall, yeah. see how we go. Just give it a whirl, Claire. That's what I do. Hope something sticks. Yeah, just wish for the best. Throw it at the wall. Throw some shit at the wall, yeah. Just go for it. Do you ever do that with pasta? I have.

You know how it says you throw pasta at the wall and if it sticks, it's al dente? No, I saw me toilet paper at school. You threw soggy toilet paper at the wall. How fun was throwing soggy toilet paper? Don't do it, Kenz, but very fun. No one can afford to these days. Yeah, too expensive.

You've seen the price of toilet paper? I was at the supermarket yesterday and I was buying eggs. And I was like, man, no one would egg a car anymore, would they? Too expensive. Too expensive. Yeah. I buy my toilet paper in bulk now. Do you?

Yep. That's not a cost of living thing, though. That's more of a... Need to be prepared thing. Yeah, that's more of a toilet problem for you, isn't it? Joining Team Clint is Alexis. Hi, Alexis. Yeah, that's more of a toilet problem for you, isn't it? Joining Team Clint is Alexis. Hi, Alexis. Hi, Alexis.

Hi. How old are you, Alexis? 16. 16. You'd be very up to date with what's happening with celebrities then. No one knows more celebrity voices than a 16-year-old, right, Alexis? Hopefully. Yeah.

Well, let's win you some KFC chicken dollars. Claudia's going to run the game. Hello, Claudia. Hello. How are we? I'm all right, Claude. How are you? Oh, yeah, I'm all right.

Better than the Ranfelli Shield. Oh, yeah, absolutely. It is a Monday, so. Yeah, say less. So this is Guess the Voice. Name of the game, pretty self-explanatory. Going to play a celebrity voice. You just need to tell me who it is.

There's always a theme. And apparently Taylor Swift, everyone loves her, she watched some sports on the weekend. It was some sport that she was watching today. She hung out with all her friends while some game was happening. Yeah, I think it's now. She's hanging out with her friends while some game's happening. Yeah.

So these are basically all the people that were at the NFL. Correct. NFL game. Oh, right. Okay. I believe it's. All her famous friends. Yeah.

Gridiron. Aussie rule. Yeah. Okay, got it. Let's do this thing. Yeah. If you were listening to the latest earlier, you would have heard all these names. But Bree and Clint, you guys are going first.

Just buzz in with your name if you can tell me what it is. Okay. Here's your first one. All people in Taylor's box. Indeed. Let's do it. I remember one time I danced. Brie. That's Hugh Jackman. That is indeed. I can spot an Aussie accent from a mile away. Freaking out on April Fool's because in the

Sydney Morning Herald, Volvo, we had a Volvo. You remember the old Volvo? They used to call them the fridge. You know, there's like a fridge turned over. Even Hugh Jackman can't make the Aussie accent hot. No. I feel like he's the wild card in Taylor's box as well. Yeah. Do they know each other?

Well, they obviously do. Is it because he's old? No. No, it's just the one person that, you know. Is it because he's Australian? No. He is very famous, though. True. And he's just been through, you know. Is it because he's Australian? No. He is very famous though. True. And he's just been through, you know, a public

breakup. So maybe she was like She's collecting them. I can relate. She's trying to partner up with Sophie Turner. Set them up together. I think he's a bit old for Sophie. Again, ageist from both of you. Claire and Alexis, it's over to you guys now. Your buzzers are your names. Come on girls. Here you go. Good luck.

Look, I'm uncomfortable with the word hero, Jimmy, but I am here. I'm just as disgusted as you are with these prima donnas that think they can just, you know, have a talk show appearance and then just not show up. Who is that? That's Deadpool. Married to Blake Lively. He was in Van Wilder. Alexis.

Brian Reynolds. Brian Reynolds. Brian Reynolds. Nice, Alexis. Well done. It's one apiece here, Claudia. Yeah, one apiece. So back to Brian Clint. We were flying from New Orleans.

Clint. Clint. That's Anthony, Antony from Queer Eye. Very good. Antony Pekowski? Parowski. Parowski, yeah.

I threw that one in for you, actually. I know you love him. We were filming our latest season, and someone stopped us in the airport, and this thing that they do, they're like, I do love him. Nobody does more with avocado than Anthony from Queer Eye. He does the least on the show, let's be real.

Doesn't he just? Yeah. And the most. He's the eye candy, so we'll let him stay. Yeah, you can't pass up on the muscles. Come on, Claire. Two-point team Clint. So, Alexis, if you get this one, you'll win it for both of you. Claire, you've got to get this one to stay in the game.

Here is your celeb. Family was, I think, a theme in the other Ant-Man movies and comedy, and I think some of that exists in this one too, but it's on a much grander scale. It's starting off Phase 5 of Marvel. He's grander scale. It's starting off Phase 5 of Marvel. He's Ant-Man.

He's in Clueless. Phoebe's husband on Friends. He's Phoebe's husband on Friends. His name rhymes with tall dud. No. No. We're looking for Paul Rudd. Paul Rudd. Paul Rudd.

Indeed. All right, well, this is the make or break one. All of us in this one? Yeah, everyone's in. Everyone's in. Good luck, everybody. You girls can buzz in too. Who's this?

It's a great time waster. So one person. Clint. Sophie Turner? It is. From Game of Thrones. The very same. She's English, eh?

Yeah. Hey, Alexis, we just won some KFC chicken dollars. Congratulations. Thank you so much. You're very welcome. Nice work, Alexis. That's so awesome. What are you going to get from KFC? Probably the popcorn chicken.

That's all we get. Can't beat it. You can't bloody beat it. I was going to recommend chicken. That's probably good. Can't beat it. You can't bloody beat it. I was going to recommend chicken. Brian Clint. It's in Brian Clint. That's new Kiwi music from Cruella. It's called Blue-Eyed Maori.

Why can't I talk? What's going on? It's a pretty easy name, Cruella. Yeah, I know. I was going to call them Cruella from 101 Dalmatians. Cruella DeVille. Cruella DeVille. Anyway, we've done enough singing today.

If he doesn't scare you. God, I was terrified of her as a kid. Were you? Me too, yeah. Yeah. What a strange character for a company like Disney to produce. What does this villain do? She skins puppies and makes them into her clothing.

This is a terrifying story. Sadistic. I went to the Ponsonby pool halls last weekend and a girl had that same hairdo. I think it's that she had the jacket. No, she had the hairdo and it brought back all these memories from her childhood. She had the Cruella de Vil.

Yeah, she had one side black, one side white. Cruella de Vil kind of looked like she'd been electrocuted. She looked very dishevelled. Yeah. For a lady who was so into fashion. Yeah. Anyway, this is for people who are renting. I was reading a list on stuff today

of the things your landlord legally can and can't stop you from doing in the flat, which is important because a lot of, there's good and bad landlords, but some landlords can be super strict and tell you you're not allowed to do a whole lot of stuff, but legally are they allowed to? Yeah, my landlord lately has been a real bee.

Isn't your landlord your girlfriend? Yes. We'll move along. I'm going to ask you these questions. You tell me what you think the answer is. First one, can your landlord legally ban you from cooking certain types of food in your flat? No. You're right.

No, they can't. Of course not. You have an obligation to keep the property in a reasonable condition, clean and tidy, but there's no way that a landlord can tell you that you can't cook certain food at the house. Yeah, absolutely not. In fact, it's actually on them. They have to install an extractor fan or some sort of ventilation. If they're worried about the smell, that's on them.

Yep. So, correct. Well done. Next one. Can your landlord legally tell you you're not allowed to have pets at the flat? Yes. Yeah, they can, unfortunately. They're trying to change it.

Are they? Yeah. There's big protests happening in, I believe, Tasmania In Australia at the moment And I feel like it's about to go You reckon it'll come here? I reckon times are changing You reckon you should legally be allowed to have an animal at a place you're renting?

I think it should be, people should be able to apply At least And, you know, put everything on the table and then. It puts you at a big disadvantage if you've got an animal, eh? Trying to find a place. Such a massive disadvantage. And I just, some people, and the way things are going,

some people might never be able to own a pet. You know, if they can never own their own home. Or they have to choose between their existing pet and somewhere to live. Exactly. And that means, you know, a lot of animals end up without homes. It's just not right. Okay, can your landlord ban parties at the flat or making noise after

11 o'clock at night? Well, I think you're not meant to make massive amounts of noise after 11, but they can't ban you from having a party. Correct. Yeah. Your landlord can't tell you that you're not allowed to have parties. No. So long as you're not regularly making excessive noise and displaying, quote unquote, antisocial behaviour.

Okay. Which I don't know, what's that? What's that? Doing a burnout. Antisocial. Antisocial behaviour, leaving people on scene. I feel like antisocial behaviour is not talking to anyone at a party. It does sound like it.

It's hiding in the corner. If I was antisocial, I wouldn't be having a party at my flat. Yeah, that's what I think, antisocial, man. Catch 22, landlords. Can your landlord ban you from having guests stay at your house? No. Ones that aren't on the tenancy? No, they can't.

You're right. No, they can't. You're right. No, they can't. But there's a fine line as to what an acceptable amount of time that guest is allowed to stay. Like if your sister came back from Europe and stayed at your rental for like three months, that's probably not cool because she's not an approved person. Prove it.

Yeah, true. Yeah, prove it. You're right. It's only if you get caught. Yeah. That wasn't my sister. Prove it. Yeah, true. Yeah, prove it. You're right. It's only if you get caught. Yeah. That wasn't my sister. That was me. We look alike.

But she's ginger. Yeah, well, I was wearing a wig. Yeah, yeah, which is part of my religion. Exactly. So don't ask me about it. Don't ask me about it. Are you allowed to paint the walls and hang pictures in a rental, in a flat? I don't believe so.

This is an interesting one. Well, recently that's been changed, hasn't it? So the answer is maybe. You need to request to make the changes. You have to ask the landlord if it's okay to do certain things. You can't knock down a wall or something or renovate the bathroom. We just thought we'd open it up al frisco. Yeah, yeah.

But if you just want to put a picture hook in the wall or put some floating shelves up, landlords are obligated to agree unless there's a clear reason why you shouldn't do it. Just sounds like a lot of faffing about though, doesn't it? Yeah, but if you're going to live there for five years, you should be allowed to make it like your home. Yeah, but do you know you're going to live there for five years

and then I think about like, oh, re-puttying the walls when I have to leave and then getting it repainted. No, that's what your bond's for. Last one. Can you set up a weed-growing room in the ceiling of your rental? I know this one. Absolutely, you can.

No. As long as the landlord doesn't find out, you can. No, not under the current government. You can't, unfortunately. But maybe if the Greens get in, maybe you might be allowed. Or is it ACT? Whose is the weed-growing in the ceiling policy allowed to. Or is it ACT? Who's is the weed growing in the ceiling policy? I can't remember.

I think that's David Seymour. Is it? I think so. He has 420 written all over him. I knew he was on something. I mean, I knew he was on to something. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday thing.

Jump on board this rocket. We're about to go to the moon. Are we? Yeah, boy. Yeah. Some on board this rocket. We're about to go to the moon. Are we? Yeah, boy. Yeah. Yeah. Some songs, your birthdays, reminiscing. We'll do it all here on Birthday Banger.

On the moon. Welcome, James. G'day, James. How's it going? You ready to go to the moon, James? Always. Always. Because we're about to blow your mind.

What's your birthday, mate? 2nd of January, 1991. All right, James, you were 16 in 2007. Public holiday. And on your 16th birthday, James, this was number one. Oh, you don't mean nothing at all to me. Nelly Furtado and Timberlands. Not bad, not bad. Not bad, not bad, not bad. That's a bit of a jam. Nelly Furtado and Timberland. Not bad, not bad.

Not bad, not bad, not bad. That's a bit of a jam. Nelly Furtado had some bangers, didn't she? This Nelly Furtado era specifically. Yep, she was hot. You like it, James? Yeah, it's pretty good, it's pretty good. It's not bad, James. Okay, wait there.

Let's go to Keita. Kia ora, Keita. Hi, Keita. Hello. How are you going, Keita? How was your weekend? It was good. Busy.

Busy? Why so busy? I was away and I had my nephew to look after. Oh, you would have been busy. Absolutely. Well, glad to have you on the show. What's your birthday, Kida? The 8th of May, 1997.

Right. That means you were 16 in 2013 and back on that exact date, this was number one. Oh, you want to go to the moon? Who better to take you there than two French aliens?

Bit of daft punk get lucky, you a fan Keita? Yes, yes I am. With Pharrell. Banger. Had to tune, Keita, you got a great one. One more birthday banger for Michelle. Hi, Michelle.

Hi, Michelle. Hi. What did you get up to for your weekend, Michelle? I went to Auckland on Sunday to see some friends. Oh, lovely. Because whereabouts are you right now? In Hamilton. Oh, cool.

And was it a good time? Yeah, it was. It was a really good time. Good to hear. What's your birthday, Michelle? The 18th of November, 1994. Right. Let's do some math.

You were 16 in 2010. And Michelle, this is your birthday banger. Kesha! We Are Who We Are. You like that one from Kesha, Michelle? Yeah, it's a good one. Three bangers. I like all of these songs today. Yeah, same.

I like them all as well. No duds. I feel like we're going to disagree. But we have measures for that. I'm going to vote for Daft Punk and Pharrell. Kesha, we are who we are. Yeah. Because you are who you are.

You just don't hear it. Yeah, I get it. I get it. I feel the same way about the Pharrell song. So we'll go to Claudia to split the vote. Oh, no, we'll go to Ella. Go on, Ella. Why don't you do it?

Oh, I almost had it. Yeah. Okay. Come on, Ella. I'm going for it. I like to give the safe ones to Ella. Yeah, I know. There's no bad options.

There isn't. Well, there isn't a bad option today, is there? Yeah. But I'm going with We Are Who We Are. From Kesha. Yep! Good turn, Ella. Hey, Michelle, you just won Birthday Banger.

Congratulations. Thank you so much. Nice, Michelle. You got the W! Coming out of 2010, you're on Zeddy and Brian Clint. And dangerous. If you're one of us, then roll with us. Because we make the hipsters fall in love when we got our hot pants on and up.

And yes, of... Brian Clint. Zeddy and Brian Clint, the winner of Birthday Banger today. For Michelle, that's Kesha, We Are Who We Are from the year 2010. That'd be a ripper for Friday Okie. Yeah, yeah. That'd be quite fun. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Wouldn't it? Put it in the memory bank. It's a bit scary for me, but yeah. She talks the whole time. DJ, turn it up. Yeah, see, you're a natural. I just gave myself the ick. This is good news for anyone who's single

and ready to mingle their way into an arranged marriage. Sign me up. Married at first sight New Zealand is coming back and they're looking for New Zealanders who are dumb enough to audition for it. Do you reckon, oh, it's just too terrifying to me. Like if you've watched the show. Yeah.

What percentage of the people do you think go on there genuinely wanting to find someone versus people who just want their 15 minutes? I could be wrong, but I believe the New Zealand version of Married at First Sight has one success story. I could be wrong. But how many seasons?

There hasn't been that many seasons, has there? They've done three or four. I reckon they've only done two or three. Maths, New Zealand, seasons. Well, I said three or four and you said two or three, so I reckon we've got a bit of overlap there. You keep going, I'll figure it out. The producers of Married at First Sight New Zealand

say that this season promises not only the suspense, drama and emotional rollercoaster that fans have come to love, but this time it will have a strong Kiwi twist balancing humour and heart to deliver New Zealand sensibility. To me, that reads they've got Jermaine and Brett from Flight of the Conchords to be the experts this year, and they're going to be doing the matches.

That's how they bring the twist. In fairness to the New Zealand maths, it's a lot less... Scandal-driven? Scandal-driven than the Aussie one. The Aussie one's just out of control. I just, I mean, this is me, and I think it's a lot of Kiwis, and that's why we struggle to make these kind of reality TV shows. I don't want all of my dirty laundry on TV like that.

Does anyone? Some people thrive off it. Do they? God, that's my worst nightmare. Yeah. If you're keen, you have to fill out a questionnaire and upload a video of yourself to the Married at First Sight website. Okay.

That'd be the most terrifying bit, making the video about yourself. What would you say? Because you have to sound interesting, but also dateable. What would you say about yourself is the most interesting part? Like, what would you be like, okay, what's something interesting? This is the terrifying bit. You know?

Hi, I'm Clint. I'm 30-ish, and I'm looking for love. I'm bored so far. Yeah, I know. Me too. Like you just sound like every other guy. You should have heard what I was going to say next.

I love rugby. Oh, God. It gets worse. You're just like you put yourself in a box. Yeah, I know. I know. I'd say. Yeah, okay, you do it.

I'd say, hi, my name's Bree. I'm in my early 30s Looking for love I grew up on an apple farm Didn't wear shoes till I was about the age of 6 Because I am from the country My dad is Italian And his first language was Italian

I learned how to cook With my nonna When I was about eight or nine, when my dad would drop me off. It was free babysitting. So I can cook a mean pasta and I can tackle a cattle, some cattle if you want me to as well. Cool.

No need to tackle any cows, but you're in. I'll ride a bull though. Hey. See, you're fine with that. I reckon a lot of people would struggle. I wonder, because we've done a few seasons of this now in New Zealand.

We've done a few seasons of The Bachelor, The Bachelorette. We've done some Heartbreak Island. We almost did a Love Island. I wish they had have done that. COVID. Yeah. It was on the cards, hey?

Yeah. What was this Siobhan Rua Kere one that she did? That was, oh, F Boy Island. COVID. Yeah. It was on the cards, hey? Yeah. What was this Siobhan Ruakere one that she did? That was, oh, F Boy Island. F Boy Island. We've done F Boy Island. Yeah. So I wonder if we've done enough now that there's somebody listening to ZM right now who has been on a reality

dating show. Or at a stretch, are you dating someone who has been on a reality dating show? I know someone who was on Married at First Sight. Do you? Yeah. Who? New Zealand.

Who? I like, I'm friends with him. Who? Jono. Jono. Do you remember Jono? Nah. I don't know what sex.

What was his like? To be honest, I think it was before my time in New Zealand. So I think he was on one of the earliest seasons. But it didn't work out for him on the show. Jonathan Trenberth? Yeah. Is it? Yeah.

Show me the picture. I'll show you when it loads. 0800 dial ZM or text to 9696. We want to know this afternoon, have you been on a reality TV dating show? Forget I said that. And if we don't get anyone calling, we'll get Jono on.

I'll just message Jono and say, can you call up the show? I remember Jono. Remember Jono? He's lovely. Great. Who can we get? Have say, can you call up the show? I remember Jono. Remember Jono? He's lovely. Great. Who can we get? Have you been on a reality TV dating show?

And are you willing to come on and tell us what it's like? Yeah. Do you recommend that people go on and do it? Did you actually find love? Or was it the worst experience of your whole life? Maybe. Give us the goss. You were in that couple, the one success story.

Yeah. Bree and Clint. This person has said they're willing to talk to us, but they would like to remain anonymous, but they may reveal their identity

partway through the call. So, hello, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hello. I'm one of the fools that went on Married at First Sight. I recognise your voice,

but I'm not going to out you. I'm not. I won't. I don't recognise. A lot of people would recognise, though. Yeah. That's why I was like, oh, everyone's probably going to out you. I'm not. I won't. I don't recognise. A lot of people would recognise, though. Yeah.

That's why I was like, oh, everyone's probably going to figure it out anyway. Well, what hasn't been on TV already, Anonymous? You know? Yeah, good point. Anonymous, can I ask, obviously it wasn't a success, your campaign on Married at First Sight.

No. Not a success. Not a success, your campaign on Married at First Sight? No. Not a success? Not a success. What was the whole experience like? It's pretty crazy. You can't really tell anybody going into the experiment. So that's kind of hard because I think I told a couple of people just so that I could get some feedback, like am I doing it?

Oh, I see. Yeah, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do they make you like sign an NDA or something that you won't tell your family and friends that you're going on the show? Yeah, it kind of gets to a certain point where they basically say that you can't tell anyone until really the week of. Wow.

And Anonymous, obviously when you were at your wedding where you've been set up with this other person, when you saw the person that the experts had set you up with, did you know yes or no that it was going to work out or not? Oh, that's a real tricky question. Basically, like, if you, like, for me, it wasn't a yes straight away, but I thought I'm going to give it a go because the experts obviously see something that I'm compatible with.

Yeah. So that's really, I kind of just let someone else take the reins, really. Can I ask, having done it and gone through the whole thing, do you still believe that that's how the experts on Married at First Sight operate? That they see a couple that they think has potential that could work? Or is it all for drama and ratings? I'm going to get in trouble if I say anything. So I'll let everyone else make that call.

Yeah, we get it. That's right. Yeah, I get it. All good. Yeah. It just feels like sometimes the experts, like if someone's like, look, what are you looking for? And, you know, someone's like, I want someone who's,

you know, into fitness, they're healthy, around my age, and, you know, they're, and they love food. Yeah. And then the experts turn around and they're like, right, we've set you up with an 83-year-old smoker who. We've found you a fat Labrador. That's how you get the drama. That's how you get the drama.

So, again, I don't know what you're allowed to say. It's weird because you've been off the show for so long now, I imagine. Yeah. And you still are hesitant to say. It's weird because you've been off the show for so long now, I imagine. Yeah. And you still are hesitant to say certain things like the Married at First Sight mafia are going to come and get you or something. But would you recommend that people audition for this new season of Married at First Sight that they're about to film? I haven't actually looked too far into it.

I actually got a message from a couple of mates on Saturday, basically asking if I was going to go for it again. Would you? Nah. I don't think I've actually got time to really do it now that I'm busy. But did you get enough out of your experience that you think other people should give it a go?

Yeah, I think so. Like, you just kind of, you've really got to keep in mind, like, because to this day I haven't actually read too many of the comments or articles or anything. Yeah. It's a good way to do it. That's good advice for anyone.

For life. Yeah. Don't go in the comments section. Honestly, like, chew you up. Absolutely. You'll just get stuck on the real crappy. Brings you no joy, does it? Hey, we appreciate your insight this afternoon.

Can I just ask quickly, are you still in contact with the person that you married on Married at First Sight? Every now and again, I text this person and wish them, like, Merry Christmas and all that. Oh, that's nice, Anonymous. And did they make you legally get married? No.

Okay. No, he's on season two. Don't reveal who it is. This is meant to be anonymous. Oh, sorry, anonymous. I mean, there was more. You just narrowed it down. There was more than one guy on season two.

And we forgot to ask, do you want to reveal your true identity now, anonymous? Sure, Taylor. I knew it. Oh, Taylor. Are you still single? Yep, single. Yeah, give them the DMs. If people are keen, get a slide on your Instagram DM Taylor. Are you still single? Yep, single. Yeah, give them the DMs.

If people are keen, get a slide on your Instagram DMs. Do you know what? I actually get noticed on the street still. Do you? Like, people actually still come up to me and have a good chat to me. They're still cool. I'm like, how do you even remember who I am? Hey, Taylor, do you want Clint and I to set you up?

We can give it a go. The experts fail, but we'll give it a crack. Yeah, go on. Okay. All right, hold there. The producers will get your details. We'll be in touch. Wow.

Okay. There's so much trust that Taylor's putting in us. Taylor's lovely. Yeah. He's sweet. Yeah. I reckon we could find him someone. Let's marry him off.

We could find him someone easy peasy. Bree and Clint. The Bree and Clint show for new listeners. Well, first of all, no matter how high you are, welcome to the show. It's great to have you here. Welcome along. You are coincidentally listening to the leading show, radio show, in Aotearoa for maritime and aviation based news.

Yeah. Nobody does more. Nobody wants more. Also, we are the leading show. I just got word in from the bosses. We are now the leading show for stories about constipation as well. Are we? Yeah. Oh, good.

We've been trying to get that one. We've been trying to break through, but it's just something was blocking us. Yeah, yeah. I've been backing us up on that one for ages. Yeah. So finally good to get some relief with that and come through with the win. Yeah.

Yep. What a relief. Good, good, good. What a relief. This one's not about constipation. It's about flights. And people with dogs in particular, there's a new way to fly for rich dog lovers. It's a new private jet service that has launched from London to Dubai

that allows you to have your dog in the plane, at your feet or on your lap while you fly and sip champagne. Doesn't that sound nice? Oh, that would be expensive. Well, don't think about the price yet. No, that's what I'm going to think about. And also don't think about the environmental impact.

Just think about the flight for a second. The company is called Canine Jets. That's specifically what they do. They are private jets for flying people with dogs. I mean, it's smart. They're tapping into something that they know a lot of rich people care about. So the private jet will smell really bad because it's for dogs. No, it won't.

It's a dog jet. It'll smell delightful. They already fly from New Jersey, Los Angeles, Frankfurt, Paris, and Lisbon, and they say family pet members deserve to travel in comfort and style alongside their owners, which they don't. Your dog has no right to go overseas on a foreign holiday. It's a dog. That's not what they were made to do.

It's not how dogs work. If you're rich, you can. Remember that time Johnny Depp and Amber Heard almost got sent to prison in Australia for smuggling their dogs into the country on a private jet? They just thought that they could flaunt all of the bloody border restriction rules and bring in their two dogs.

What were the dogs' names? Chaos and Disaster. Coco and what? Savage. Who knows? Anyway, and they were just like, dogs. What were the dogs' names? Chaos and Disaster. Coco and what? Sauvage. Who knows? Anyway, and they were just like, oh, we thought it'd be fine. Yeah. And the Aussie Border Patrol was like, no. No. And

we might just deport you. No way. The Aussie Border Patrol were like, no. Oh, no. No. Whose dogs are these? No. How much do you reckon it costs To take a one way flight From London to Dubai With your dog

In your lap Or you sip champagne On canine jets Well I recently Took a flight From London to Dubai And it's like a

Six Seven hour flight Yep I paid Probably around A thousand Thousand dollars About twelve hundred

No No That was from New Zealand. That was from the whole lot. I reckon a private jet, you're looking at, what, $50,000? No. It's cheaper. It's a bargain then. It'll only cost you £8,000 or $16,500 to fly that, what did you say? Is that it?

Yeah, well, you have to share the jet with other dog people. Oh, so it's not just you. No, no, no, no. Oh, no. That makes a big difference then. Not really a private jet then, is it? If you have to share it with somebody else. You have to call it a semi-private.

It's a semi-plane. It's a semi. Yeah. I don't want to pay $16,500 for a semi. No, who's paying $16,500 for a semi. Nah. Who's paying $16,500 for a semi? I want full.

Oh, that's on the airplane. Sorry, that was for the constipation. That's for the constipation stories, which is, you know, quite common. Still the leading show. Nobody can take that away from us. That's the end of the show, everybody. Thank you for joining us. It's been a lot of fun. We've reclaimed our crown as the leading show for maritime aviation and constipation news.

I mean, I can't wait to get the trophy. It's so cute how they make it like a little toilet and it's gold. We're going to go full Hawke's Bay magpies on that trophy too. Smash it and then do drugs off it. Yeah. Yeah. Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly. Although one of them's been charged by the police now, so do we still have to say allegedly? Well, we don't know all the details, okay? True. So, innocent. And I hope the Hawke's Bay

Magpies will afford us the same leniency when we do the same to the constipation trophy. I think there's more leeway with the constipation trophy. I think there's more leeway with the constipation trophy because it's not as old. True. How old is the constipation trophy? I believe this is like the fifth year running. Who had it before us?

Who was the most backed up shit talkers before us? Well, apparently I did hear that the biggest shit talkers in the West, I believe it was the Edge Drive show. Right. Yeah, the biggest shit talkers in the West. I believe it was the Edge Drive show. Right. I thought it was JJ and Flinney. Oh, JJ and Flinney have won it a couple of times. I believe they won it the first year it was out, second year.

Yeah. But yeah, Steph, Sharon and Nixon picked it up last year and we've taken the crown this year. Good. Suck on that. Have a great night, everybody. We'll catch you back tomorrow on ZM, if we're allowed. Last year and we've taken the crown this year. Good. Suck on that. Have a great night, everybody. We'll catch you back tomorrow on ZM. If we're allowed.

Are we going to get an email tomorrow, are we? Ha, ha, ha.