ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 2nd October 2025

Episode Date: October 2, 2025

Hollywood level meet-cutes.  Bree's had another doozy while getting a spray tan.  Guy Williams in studio!  The weirdest dog toy you'll ever hear about.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Z&M's Brie and Clint podcast. Play ZDM's Brie and Clint. Zems Brie and Clint. Cheers to HBO Max, available on Neon. Sign up now at NeonTV.com. Go! ZDM's Brie and Clint. Good afternoon, everybody, and welcome to the Brie and Clint show.

The day before we fly out to Sydney for the NRL grand final, lucky us. I feel so lucky. Like, we're going with the boys' trip. If you haven't got around the boys' trip yet, like it is a jam-pack weekend for you and I made. It's going to be 28 degrees in Sydney on Sunday. That is perfect NRL grandfinal weather. It's perfect beer drinking weather.

Is it up? Like when it's that weather, as soon as that beer hits your lips, you're like, we're on. Mama dies predicting a golden point win for the Broncos in the NRL grand final, so I will see. Imagine if she's picked it. Imagine if she's picked it. That would be the ultimate dream, though.

Like, you've never been to an NRL grandfinal. I've never been. One of my teams is in at the Broncos, and imagine if it goes down to a golden point. It couldn't get better than that. Like, that's what you dream of as a spectator. You dream of those moments. Well, thanks to boyship.com.

com, nz, for hosting us and our winners on this trip, and thanks to Jetstar for getting us over there. It's going to be magic. Next on the show, we're going to play Tradyverse Lady, where if you missed it, the tradies have finally taken the lead. They're up on the ladies for the first time in 2025, but can they maintain it or is it just a blip? The tradies on top, can the ladies turn it around?

0,800 dial ZM, 50 bucks up for grabs, thanks to KFC. Play ZDM's Bree and Clint. Neo and Miss Independent on ZM. Which one of his four wives do you reckon Miss Independent is? Flue-Flu-Magu, I reckon. Flew-Fle-Magu. Yeah, but which order? Surely the fourth one.

The fourth. The fourth one's always the most independent, right? Yeah. That's the general rule of thumb when it comes to four wives. Because he's occupied with the first three wives. So the fourth one. Well, normally the first one gets forgotten about, though, in my personal experience. The first one?

Yeah. The first wife. Yeah. Yeah, right. You know, whereas the last one's the new shiny. Which? In which order would you like to have married Neo? First, second, third or fourth?

All current wives, by the way. Do I have a choice? Nope. Oh, I was going to say none at all. Yeah, no, that wasn't an option. Okay, right. It's Trady versus ladies. Three, two, one.

He's had to change the lyrics. Miss Independent. That's why I love them. Them. Them. All of them. Equally. Equally.

Equally. This is Trady vs. Lady, where the scores are 8180 to the Trades for the first time in 2025. So here to try and reclaim the ladies' lead or at least bring them back level as our lady from West Auckland. She's 53 and she has a flock of children. Is that the collective noun for children? Welcome to the show, Rochelle. Hi, Rochelle. I think he's misread it.

I think it says chickens. A flock of chickens. Oh, I thought you said children. I have three children. Is that a flock? Yeah, I'd say that's a flock. Yeah, yeah. And Neo's got four wives.

He's winning. He's winning. A flock of wives. You're taking on our Trady from Crash Church. He's 37 and he loves the Warriors. Welcome to the show, Ryan. Giday, Ryan. Hey, how you doing?

Very well, thanks. Are you jealous that we get to go to the NRL Grand Final this weekend? Not really, hey, because the Warriors aren't there. Oh, it'll be an amazing game, though, regardless. It would be incredible. Can I ask you, Ryan, Warriors fan, do I still wear my Warriors jersey to the grand final? Oh, 100%.

I said the same thing. I reckon there'll be heaps of Warriors jerseys there. Okay, all right, good time. Ryan, your buzz is Trady. Rochelle, yours is lady, and the first of three correct answers gets that $50 cash from KFC. Don't tell you chickens, Rochelle.

Here we go, question number one. Which artist has had to pull out of performing at the NRL grant? Yes, Ryan. Teddy Swims. Teddy Swims has had to pull out. It is Teddy Swims. No word yet on who will replace him to perform. I've heard rumors, though.

Dave Dobbin. Nice. That would be very nice. Got to go off in Sydney. It would be. Question number two. Vodka is typically made from which vegetable? Lady.

Yes, Rochelle. Potato. Potato. It is potatoes. Well done. We're won a piece in this game. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this.

Oh, I'm waiting for it. That queen like on the aisle. Ryan. Ryan. Is that Lord? Lord. Lord. It is Lord.

Green light Lord. Two to the Trades. One to the ladies. Question number four. What is the colloquial term for a rotating tray often placed on a table to aid? Trady, Trady. Yes, Ryan. Lazy Susan.

Lazy Susan. Gets it done. And isn't she? Welcome Unlucky, Rochelle. Ryan, too good today. Yes, I got absolutely downshadowed last I played this, so... Oh, redemption.

Oh, nice, redemption round. Rochelle, you can come back and redeem yourself at some point. Very good. Yeah, thanks everybody. Lazy Susan, that's Neo's third wife. I thought that was his ex-wife. Oh, yeah, that's... I knew there's a bit...

He's like, you know, you've got to do it. do stuff to stay around. I've got three others. Look at Miss Independent over there. She's just doing her own thing. She gets all her own food. You just lying around on the table. Lazy Susan.

We all dream, I think. Well, especially girls, we all dream of having that Hollywood meat cute moment when we meet our partner. But not really real life, is it? No, usually you just end up getting together with some guy you know from school. Yeah. Or you made on a dating app. Yeah.

Or you went home one night from a bar and then you just like kept hanging out for ages and then there's like, oh, I guess we should get married. Yeah. And then you did. And now you have three wonderful children. Yeah. It's a bit different to how Hollywood portrays it. Can't make a movie about that, no.

Or is it? I have a story. When I read this story, I was like, oh my God, that is my absolute dream meet cute Hollywood scenario. So the stories about this couple who first met back in April of 2022 when

they had a chance meeting on a flight from L.A. to London. Yep. So they were both on this flight L.A. to London. She was sat in the window seat, I believe. And he was sat in the aisle seat. Yep. With a seat in between them.

Nice. At some point during the flight, because I think it'd be probably like an eight-hour flight, yeah, is she or he, one of them exchanges a note to each other and then they start talking. Anyway, they talk the whole flight and essentially exchange numbers. Weeks later, she decides, and they were talking, they didn't stop talking the whole time. Weeks later, she books a trip to London to see him again, because I believe he's from from London, she's from L.A.

Yeah. And then their long-distance love story begins. Wow. Two years later, they get engaged. And now, a couple of weeks ago, they got married. There you go. And they met on the flight from opposite sides of the world. And he's from London, she's from L.A.

Like, it's Hollywood. It is, isn't it? Isn't it? It does kind of sound like the plotline to an Emma Stone film. Doesn't it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'd watch that. It's La La La La Land.

I would literally eat it up. I'd be like, see, I told her this stuff could happen. I wonder what the icebreaker was. You know, what was the thing that he or she used to spark conversation and when they reflect back on their life, when they're in their rocking chairs and the rest home, he'd be like, if I didn't offer you one of my salty nuts on that flight, we would never have had the life that we've had, you know?

No. Do you want to, they're cute couple to, I mean, the audience can't see. Oh, they're hot, yeah. They're Hollywood hot. Yeah, look, they've been given jackets by the airline. Yeah, I think the airline found out the story. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. And the airline's like, wait, this is a great meet cute, and they're hot.

Get them in. Yeah, that's it. It's a done deal. You give them free flights. Surely you're giving free flights. Good-looking people just get everything. What did you call it? Pretty privilege.

Yeah, pretty privilege. You know, if I, that's never happened to me where I've been sat next to a good-looking person where they've been like, oh, excuse me, ma'am, are you single? The only thing they're asking me is they're like, hey, excuse me, ma'am, can you put your shoes back on? We want to know if you have a Hollywood-level meet-cute in your relationship. Is the way that you and your partner met each other or got together so good that they could make a movie about it? Yeah, it's just Hollywood plot level. Oh, 800 dial Z-M.

Or if you can summarize it for us. you can text your meat cute to 9-6-9-6. I'm just going to, I feel my jealousy already bubbling over. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, even if it didn't work out, you know? Yeah, even if it didn't work out. But you dated and you had that Hollywood meat cute moment. Maybe your Hollywood meet-cute moment is about the one that got away.

You never know. Have you seen the Hollywood movies? It could come back around. Dead is Franklin. We're looking for Hollywood-level meat cutts. like that could end up being in a Julia Roberts film the ones that are so good every time you have drinks your friends are like

tell the story about how you guys got together go on tell everyone David hasn't heard the story it's such a good story so cute and everyone listens and at the end everyone's like oh my God I want that for me Julian's here

oh Juan's here hi Juan hi Juan hi how are you good thanks Juan do you have a Hollywood meet cute story I would think so hopefully so in 2019

I was working as a personal training on cruise ships okay good start can I say good start yeah this is a good start to a rom-com I met my wife so my my cabin mate at the time he worked with my now wife

in the past contract so I knew that she was coming I haven't met her at all and I just basically just called deep from her like I knew that she was kind of be mine and like I met her the next day and it was an instant click we were we were dating a week after and now 2007 I think yeah almost seven years ago we are married with two kids living in New Zealand I'm from Colombia she's from Palmy she's from Palmy and you're from

Columbia and she's from Palmerston North exactly wow I feel like she's done very well for herself. Yeah. Can you imagine when she got back to Parmy and she's like, here's Juan, my Colombian boyfriend. No one in Parmi has ever met a man from Columbia until you got there one. You're the first one. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah.

There's a big community of Colombians and Latin Americans here. Yeah, I was just joking. At some point, did you do a personal trainer session with her on the boat? That's what I was picturing. I'm trying to pad out the scripts. Did you do like some exercise with her? Actually, yeah, we did And then we discovered that

We were pregnant Because she was not feeling well So that was one of the main reasons Also why did I move to New Zealand Because it was the best way How much are you charging for these personal training sessions One because I feel like It's not enough

It's very good We're talking about Hollywood level meet cute Kelsey what was yours Hi Kelsey Hello Well I met my now husband at a festival, we were partying the night away. I had already had a few drinks.

So I don't really remember much of the first catch-up. Woke up the next day, turned around in the bed to say hello, and his first words were no English. What? Yeah. So I was like, oh my God, what have I put myself in? We were like... Sounds like you had a hell of a knife, Kelsey.

Yeah, that is good night when it sounds it We were talking through a translator And then he got my number So we were like What language does he speak? Slovakian Okay Not even an easy language

No No Yeah And then in three months he learned English And then two months later I was pregnant And then 10 years later We've now got kids and married

What? Oh my God That is wild Wait so you guys connected purely through vibes, obviously not through conversation. Yeah, my dad did tell me when I went to Europe, I wasn't allowed to date a foreigner or get pregnant, so.

So you did both. I did both. Yeah, but technically you weren't overseas. You were here. No, I was overseas. Oh, this was overseas. Kelsey woke up next to a guy and his first words were nor English.

He would have been terrified. He's like, who have? Who is this woman? Thomas is here. Hi, Thomas. Hey, guys, how are you going? Good, thanks. What's your Hollywood-level meat-cute story, Thomas?

Well, I was a cheesemonger in Christchurch in, like, 2013, and I got made redundant. Wait, Thomas, can you explain just quickly what a cheese monger is? A munger? What is it? I basically worked at like a fine wine place selling people cheeses to go. with their wine. That's pretty cool. I'd like that. A classic cheesemonger, Bree.

Oh, classic cheese monger. Is there a fishmonger? Yes, there is a fishmonger. Oh, I've heard of that one. Not a cheese monger. But they don't work together. No, different people. Both stinky jobs.

Different stink, though. Right, so you're working as a cheese monger. Anyway, Thomas, the cheese munger. You're working in Christchurch. Yeah, no, I was not good. And so I got no redundant. And then I thought, well, before I leave Christchurch, I have never seen Grey Mouth.

and so I got like a train you know you guys know the train the trans alpine yes yeah yeah I got that

and then I was sitting next to this beautiful woman no and she like I was getting all the snacks I was getting like the cup ofty ice cream and then and she didn't have anything

and so I started to share with her smart we got to talking about where she was from and like what we liked and we like started comparing movies and then we watched them like half of a movie together. What movie? Do you remember what movie?

It was Lee Nardo DiCaprio's Catch Me If You Can. Great movie. Great film. I thought you were going to say it was 50. Have you heard of 50 shades of gray? She said it's a gray mouth. And the kind of train finish and she didn't have anywhere that she was staying in gray mouth. She was just going to go like find somewhere. And so she came and stayed with me and my auntie. And then we kind of...

What? That story was so good And then Did you go and stay with me and my auntie? Hey, that's the most New Zealand Hollywood meat cube we've had and I love it Tell me you're married with kids now, Thomas The relationship has endured

We are married but I have a kid yet Who cares? That's beautiful That's beautiful Thomas, I can see Who's going to play you in the film Because I think you need to start thinking about that I'm thinking

It's probably a Timothy Shalami situation Yeah, I think so too, yeah. Hey, thank God you were a shit cheesemonger. Otherwise, you never would have met this wonderful woman. You know? Hey, if you guys ever need a cheese to go with a wine, don't ask me. Okay, good. Z.N.'s, Branklin.

Switched by the Katsubole at KFC, it's here for a good time, not a long time. The tea, live from L.A. with Dean McAfee. Dean, I've not briefed Bree on this story yet, but there is hot new Spice Girls' reunion rumors, isn't there? What's going to? on, Dean. I love that you haven't briefed her. I was so excited to talk about this. Okay, let me just set this thing.

Okay, Victoria Beckham was at the Oasis, right? To her, like, she's on the Oasis concert. She posts a photo on Instagram that says, hmm, tempting, dot, dot, dot. Then she tags Jerry, Melty, Emma, and Melville. What? And so she, I know. What do you mean?

Victoria Beckham doesn't do this stuff. She likes to pretend that they don't exist most of the time. That's right And what, okay And not to try to get everyone excited But I'm going to get everyone excited I just think that it's very unlike her To play in that realm

It's not really her comedy I just feel like is this Is this the teaser? I just I just don't think Victoria Beckham Knowing the landscape And how bad people want that And how long people have asked for that

She wouldn't be baiting She wouldn't be baiting the audience You know With stuff like that Here's where I think it goes even deeper. Her Netflix series is just about to come out. She's got a David Beckham-style doco coming out on herself. So these things don't happen in a vacuum, do they, Dean?

Victoria Beckham doesn't put out a doco about herself unless there's a whole thing that is happening that it ties into and it's promotion for this other thing. So could the thing, Dean, be a Spice Girls reunion tour featuring all five Spice Girls? See, I can't imagine it being my personal. is I can't imagine them going on tour. I can't imagine Victoria, like, trapping around the world.

It's almost like one performance or something major. I don't know. But I can see the five of them. She doesn't just throw something out there and throw that out there. Like the whole world's watching is on hair press everywhere around the world. Something's a ruin. Oh, something's happening. I can feel it in my spice girl waters.

Are they too big to do a Vegas residency, Dean? Um, she'd, I think. No, they'd be great. I don't think Victoria would, but I think all the others would do it. But they could do five nights at Wembley or something, right? They could. Yeah, that would be amazing. Yeah.

Well, watch this space. Something like that. That's the T on a potential five-way spice girls reunion from our Hollywood correspondent, D. McCarthy. Z.D.M.'s Bree and Clint podcast. Brea of you ever heard of a baby name consultant? I've never heard of that before. A baby name consultant.

That's what Taylor Humphrey does. She's got 69,000 followers. on TikTok because people pay her up to $50,000 to come up with a baby name for them. Yeah, people that have too much money. Absolutely, people that have too money. No one in their right mind is paying this woman. What makes her qualified? Well, have a listen.

This is how she says she does it. Parents come to me, and sometimes there are conflicts when it comes to choosing a name. Sometimes the name that you've loved since high school, your partner vetoes. And sometimes there are established naming traditions in a family that one parent is ready to break. It's really nice to have an unbiased professional who has expertise in this very thing that you are struggling with. What's her expertise? I've figured it out. I've just listened to that.

I've figured out how it works. So you and me get married. We're having a fight over what to name the kid. I say we need to give the child my family name. Aeson. And I say... And you say, absolutely not. And I say, no, it's a family name.

And you go, well, let's go to the baby name consultant. I say, my Aeson, we are. Yeah. My dad's a real name, by the way. And I said, let's go to the family name consultant. And then she's the bad guy. And then she's the one that says yes or no. Yeah, yeah.

She goes, the baby would be much better off if you called it. Anything else. Sorry, Dad. Here's how the pricing structure works, okay? It's not $50,000. flat out. If you just want an email with some personalised baby name recommendations, that'll be $200 US. Far out, 400 bucks. I mean, chat GPT could give that to you, but she'll do it for you for 200 bucks. There's a VIP treatment service, which it doesn't say what that

entails at all. That's 10,000 US. 10? Wait, so we've gone from 200 US and we've jumped up to 10,000. But the ultimate baby naming service which can last several months so either get to her in the first or second trimester or be prepared for your baby to be nameless for a while it also includes support from professional genealogists and brand managers that's right brand managers oh my god they require frequent video consultation with you and that will set you back 30 000 us dollars or nearly 50,000 new zealand these pyramids scale are really getting elaborate these days.

Aren't they? That's out the gate. Aren't they? And look, we don't want to see a girl boss lose her market, but I feel like we could do that for free. We could literally give that out for free right here, right now. I feel like you and I have got enough experience in the name game. We talk to more people on this radio show than any normal person does in the day.

We get a vibe for the landscape. We know names. We know names. We're always naming things. Yep. Yeah, aren't we? Yeah, all the time. We're always naming things.

Like, what was that new name that you gave to that, that new person that started at work? Oh, curly-haired, F-Wit. Yeah. That was just for us, but yeah. Yeah, that was a name. And we just came straight off the top of the dome. You don't just feel the vibe. So, that's what we're offering this afternoon.

Are you pregnant? And do you want Brie and I to come up with a name for that baby? Doesn't have to be a person. have you got a puppy that doesn't have a name yet and would you like Brie and I to come up with a name for it? Or do you have a new car that doesn't have a name? Would your car be better if it had a name to go by? It doesn't matter what it is.

And just specify, we are not charging a cent. No, no, no, it's free. It is completely free this afternoon. If you sign up to our program, that'll set you back just $999 for three months. It's free for the first six days. And then your credit card will be charged forever. No, no, no, no, no.

Tell us what you want us to name. It can be anything. Yep. Person, animal, inanimate object, 0800 dial ZM. We'll ask you a few questions about the item. And then we'll come up with the name. It's as easy as that. Feel the vibe.

We'll give you a couple of options all for free. The ZM Podcast Network. We thought, gap in the market, let's launch Bree and Clint's free naming service. Where you tell us the thing and we give it a name. The first person here to play is Courtney. Kura Courtney. Hi, Courtney.

Hello. What are we naming this afternoon, Courtney? Naming my new car. Your new car. New car. What color? It is a dark gray nissan. Okay.

Nisand what? Nisantita. X trail. X trail. Oh yeah, okay. Dark gray. Nissen X trail. Like three dogs in the back.

Family car of dogs, not maybe. I'm going off pure vibes. I'm just going off pure vibes. I'm just going what comes to me. I'm getting, sensing the name Thaddeus. Thaddeus. Thaddeus for the dark grey nissand. Thick Thaddy, you know what I mean? Ooh, yeah, I like that.

Thetty, the wagon wagon. How about that? Big fatty, I like that. Thick Thetty, the wagon wagon wagon, because it's full of dogs. Done. Done? Wagon, wagon, that's cool. Done, done, deal?

It's done. 50 grand. Thanks, Courtney, we appreciate it. We'll pass you to our producers to take payment. Jacqueline's here. Hi, Jacqueline. Hi, Jacqueline. Oh, hey, guys, how you going?

We're good. Thanks. What are we naming this afternoon, Jacqueline? First Time Caller, by the way. Oh, first time call a long-time list. Uh-oh, uh-oh, branding. First-time caller. Welcome to the show.

Great to have you here. Great to have you here. Thank you. But we've got a car to name, Jacqueline. Yeah, you've another missed an X trail. What the hell? Yeah, mine's white though. A white, Ness and X trails.

Okay. What is yours primarily used for? Transporting kids, transporting freight. Yeah, it's nice kids. Kids, okay. Are you married? Basically, yeah. Basically.

I was going to say if you were divorced, there's something in there with the X and the X trail. Mm-hmm. Oh, this is a... It's hard naming the same thing back to back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're panicking, Jacqueline. We're panicking.

This is why she charges so much money. Maybe that lady does have a skill. Is it fast? Fast. The car, is it fast? Yeah, you put your foot down. It goes, yeah. This is just an ad for X-trails at this point.

White lightning. Oh, my God. suck so much. Wide lightning. Oh, that sucks so bad. Oh, no. Sorry, Jacqueline. We're going to put you on hold, Jacqueline. Yeah, hold there, hold there. We're going to try and pull this thing back. There's some options that have come through from the text machine, someone who wants their robot vacuum cleaner name. Okay. I've always wanted a robot vacuum cleaner and I wanted to name it Dustin Bieber. Dustin Bieber's good. Yeah. Our robot vacuums is

Susan for some reason. Susan? Yeah. Susan sucks. Lazy Susan. Because they kind of look like a lazy Susan. Sir sucks a lot. Jessica's here. Hi, Jessica. Hi, Jessica. Hey, how are you? This could be our hardest challenge yet

because you want us to name a real-life baby. What? Yeah, so 24 weeks with a boy. I thought it was going to be a girl. Oh, we don't have a name. Okay, let's run through some unique names, Jess. Do you want a unique name? I feel like you do.

Like, we've already got a Jackson, so I'm kind of like we need something that's not. No. What about Onyx? Pardon? What about Onyx? Like the Pokemon. Yeah.

What about Lucian? Orion? Yeah. Dorian. Dorian. I was thinking like a Wyatt or like a Watson, but. Oh, yeah, okay. I've got it.

What about, after one of my all-time favorite actors, just based on the acting, not the looks at all, Edress. Oh. Is the baby black? Hey, Hambros Yeah, okay What's your name, Jessica? What's your partner's name? What's the dad's name?

Ah, he's the Hayden. Hayden and Jessica. If you were having twins, you could have named them Fauna and Fauna. But you're not, so that's a waste. You could name Jaden, which is a mix between Jessica and Jaden.

I thought about that. They're not thinking of it at H-name. It's so difficult. Hesica. What about Tarquin? Tarquin. or Zephy. Interesting.

Hey, you know, no ideas, a bad idea. Okay, we've given you plenty of ideas there, I feel, Jessica. You reckon there could be one in there? Potentially. Yeah, okay, 50 grand. Thank you so much. Jess, if that doesn't work out, just go with your standard Damien. You can't go wrong.

No, you can't. Geez, this naming service is harder than we thought. I've got it. We've still got Jacqueline with the whiteness and X trail on the phone. Are you still there, Jacqueline? There you go, yeah. Jacqueline, what about Casper? Casper, yeah, we go.

It's a white, white, X-Trail. Casper was white. Someone's just texting, and we're not above outsourcing these names. What if you name the X-Trail, snail trail? I'm not a partner with that, yeah. Snail trail. I've got it, Jacqueline. What about the Spirmobile?

What is the SpirMobile? Obvious reasons. Oh, because it's one. Oh, it's right. The sperminator. The sperminator. The sperminator. Spirminator.

You're going to make much money out of this. Yeah. I think we stick to our day, Joel. You're not going to make much money out of this. Sorry, I just got to take the sperminator down to pick the kids up. Guys, no idea is a bad idea. But this segment is a bad idea. Honey, someone stole the spermator.

Spirminator. Sperminator was used in a ram raid. It went straight through the front door. We've got to fill up the sperminator. She embedded itself in the middle of the shop. Maybe she does have a skill. Maybe it's harder than we thought. Oh, yeah.

Maybe we need to rethink this. It's ZM's Brie and Clint Podcast. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart. debatable, talented, eh, athletic, not really, but picking a movie title based on just the plot line

that she can do. Brie and Clince, what's the plot? Our movie guessing game, where last week, Bree, finally, where the skin of her teeth got the jackpot up to $1,000. God, it felt good. It's been years. It has been years since we've been here.

And now it can go, and Bree won't be upset. It could have gone at any time, but now you'd be okay with it going, right? Yeah, I'd be fine with it going at any time now, but I'm also not going to just give it away. Lana, you have a shot at $1,000 this afternoon. Welcome to the show. Hi, Lana. Hi, hello, thank you.

What would you do with $1,000? Well, I did promise my son that if I won, I would get him some bayblades, so I guess I'd go to Kema and get some bayblades. Hell yeah. $1,000 worth of bayblades. Sick, you'd be the best mum ever. Oh, a thousand bucks were the bay blades, lock it in. Let her up. I know.

I reckon I would get a lifetime of house cleaning done if I did that. Hell yes. You say that, but you wouldn't. He'd just go off with his bayblades. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You'd drip feed the bay blades. Yeah, yeah, there we go. Okay, Lana, today because we're at $1,000, the heart rates are high in the studio.

20 weeks of wins for Bree. So today, these are all thriller movies. These are the top thrillers. according to IMDB. Is that a genre that you're into, Lana? Yes, although I'll be honest, it's been a while since I've watched one. Okay. So hopefully they're kind of older thrillers.

Not my forte either, Lana, so this should be pretty fair playing field. None of them are brand new. Okay. And they're all fairly mainstream. So best of luck to both you. I'm going to read these plot lines out. You buzz in with your name as soon as you think you know what it is. Don't wait for me to finish it, okay, Lana?

Help. Here we go. Movie plot lines. number one. A former writer and his glamorous wife present a portrait of a blissful marriage to the public. But when she goes missing on the couple's...

Brie. Gone girl? Gone girl. Gorn? Gorn? Gorn. Is she gone girl? That's the Queensland version and that's correct. Is it? That was lucky, Lana, from me.

I was just about to say it. I know. You were right there. We would have accepted. Gone girl as well, Lana. What did I say? Goon girl? She's getting ready to go back to Australia this weekend. She's slipping back into old habits.

Gone. Gone. Gone, girl. Gone girl. Okay, one point, Bree, Lana. You're still in this for the thousand dollars, okay? Right. Movie number two.

A thief has a rare ability. His skill has made him a hot commodity in the world of corporations. espionage, but has also cost him everything he loves. He is able to enter people's dreams and steal their secrets from their subconsciousness. Brie?

Brie. Oh, Inception. Inception. I don't know if Inception's a thriller. Is correct. No! Sorry, Lana. Sorry, Lana.

That's right. I was lost on that one. Hey, for you and your son, we've got 50 KFC chicken dollars as a consolation. Oh, they'll be happy. Thank you. Awesome. Yeah, go and get some dinner on us.

Thanks for playing. What's the plot, Lana? Thanks, Lana. Okay. Well, there you go. We're back next week for $1,050. Hey, I'm happy to still be here. Yeah.

How high could it go by the end of the year? Yeah, what is the max number? How many more weeks of this do you reckon we've got? Um, so there's, we're in, start of October. Yeah. So eight, ten weeks. It's 500. So could get to 1500 bucks.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1600. It won't now that you've said that, but. It'll go next week. A ZM's Brinklin podcast. I'm deep into the Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman Hall. This thing's, oh, okay. Divorce hole

That wasn't any better Jump in your divorce hole That wasn't any better This thing is It's developing fast I'm in transpite Yeah I just need to know everything

All the details It came out of the fricking blue On Tuesday I think I'm devastated by it Yeah They were together for a very long time I looked at them as Like the true love story of Hollywood

They also seemed like a drama-free couple They did Which people love like a Barack and Michelle. Yes. You know? Yeah. And they've got two daughters together.

It's very sad. Everyone's just like, we want answers. We want answers. So I've got a bit of, do you want to hear all of the tea that I've got? Yes, I do. Yes, I do. On the scenario between Nicole Kibben and Keith Urban. So the first thing people are talking about,

because there was those rumors swirling yesterday that he's already moved on with some younger woman. It's got a new house in Nashville. Yes. So that was one of the rumors that was swirling around. And now there's this story that's come out today. And I believe this was like not that long ago, maybe like September the 26th, so a couple

of weeks ago or a week ago where he was performing with this 25-year-old musician just days before they announced that they were splitting up. Maggie Baugh, I think her name is. Ba'a or Boer? Boa. Anyway, people are talking about it because there's this clip that's going viral now of this song that he released back in 2016. So he released this song called The Fighter,

which he wrote about Nicole Kidman. So that's about Nicole Kidman. And this was days before, and he changed the lyrics to be about this 25-year-old musician that he's on stage with. Take a listen. So here's the original line. about Nicole Kidman.

That's about Nicole Kidman. And this is what he changed it too. It doesn't even fit, Keith. The original one, when they try to get to you, baby, I'll be your fighter. When I tried. For Nicole Kidman, the new one, when they try to get to you, Maggie, I'll be your guitar player. Doesn't even fit. It's too many syllables.

She has posted the video. She's posted the video of them singing that together. The young musician has. With the caption, he really just said this about me or words to that effect. And people are taking that as or there's something going on there. And people didn't like it because they thought it was disrespectful to Nicole that he's changed the lyrics. Her comment section is not a good place at the moment. I did do a bit of a leaf through her Instagram account.

people are convinced that it's her that she's the younger woman that Keith has run off with and there's lots of I mean people need to remember she wasn't married to if it is her she wasn't married to Nicole Kidman

and maybe they were already separate who knows we don't know we're just talking the different details that are coming out about Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban saga do you want to hear more the next thing I have

was there's a radio show in Australia called Jonesy and Amanda and they posted this video yesterday but apparently they interviewed Keith Urban for something else like a month ago not that long ago really recently and just listen to how salty this interview gets where the female announcer

starts asking about Nicole and their relationship and Keith does not want to answer any questions Speaking of your amazing love story with Nicole, you met at Gidea Australia. Is that what it was called? Gidea L.A. If you hadn't both been there that day, would your path somewhere have inevitably crossed or maybe this incredible life story wouldn't have happened?

No, I think it would. Yeah? Are you a believer in fate or do you think as to Australians it would have happened? No idea. I just often think that. If you weren't at that event, maybe you don't have the same friendship group, it may never have happened. Well... Never know.

You never know. It's fate. It's the universe. Anyway, moving on. You don't think so. Wow, he hit them with the anyway moving on. You know as an interviewer when someone is giving you nothing. Yeah, but they would have been confused.

Yeah, yeah. Because none of this was out there at that time. No, no, no, that's completely innocuous from them. Yeah. And it's a perfectly normal question for an Aussie radio show to ask Keith Urban about Aussie sweetheart Nicole Kidman. Exactly. And then they met with that very...

frosty reception. The last thing I've got for you is this story about the cocaine clause that was in their pre-up. You weren't giving me a bit of this before the show and it sounds wild. It is pretty wild. So apparently when they got married 19 years ago they had an iron clad pre-up and one of the things that was in their pre-up was something called the cocaine clause. This is real. Because he like literally as they were getting married, he went to rehab and he was struggling a lot with

substance abuse. Yeah. And anyway, Nicole had the cocaine clause put in the pre-nup where essentially if Keith Urban, for every year that he stayed away from drugs and alcohol, he would receive approximately 600,000 USD in the pre-up. From her? From her. So, let's do the math, right? Let's do the math. They were married for 19 years.

So technically, he'd be getting around $11 million in the pre-up. Wait, so it's all banking up in the background until they break up. It's like a savings plan for your divorce. Yeah, I think so. What kind of person has to incentivise their partner not to do cocaine in the pre-nup? To put that into perspective, that's nearly $20 million New Zealand dollars. Would you stay off the drugs and alcohol for 20 mil? Nothing can keep me off the drugs and alcohol, Bree.

Play ZDM's Bree and Clint. Big weekend on the cards you and I this weekend. Yeah. Where we swindled our way onto the boys' trip to go see the NRL grand final. Boy, did we what? No, we worked hard for those 50,000 likes. Yeah, I mean, we worked. Yeah.

I don't know about hard. But we get to take people with us, which was exciting. We begged. We begged. You got carpet burn on your knees. You know, it was a good time. I was saying to you guys before the show, like, because I turned up at work today, and I've been sick as a dog.

Yeah. I look awful, feel awful. You're not coming into this 100%. No. And I was like, what can you? can I do to lift my spirits? What is what is the key here? What what can I do to help myself? And I thought, I'm going to go get a spray tent. I'm going to get a professional spray tan. There's nothing like a crisp professional spray tan. So I went to see my girl Jess at 10 in the city. Lovely. They

know me there because, you know, radio awards. I'm there. If I have a TV gig, I'm there. We've got to film a new promo. I'm there. We got her to spray tan producer bin seven times. Remember before the races? She did a fantastic job. They're lovely there, super supportive. And I was saying to you guys before the show, I had this big realisation because I went quite early this morning

because I was like, oh, I need to go early because then it can sit and I can bake in it for a couple of hours. That's how it works. And then shower? And then shower before I go to work. So you don't have a spray tan whiff in the studio? No. And so I was there first one, first cab off the rank

at 9 a.m. this morning. And so, look, and when you go in to get a spray tan, like I'm in track suit pants, a big, like, baggy top, my hair's pulled back, all your jewellery's out. Anyway, turn up there, and I was saying to you guys, I had this big realisation where Jess, she did by spray tan. And so you get your spray tan done. And then afterwards, and so at this point, I'm full naked.

I'm full naked at 9 o'clock in the morning. At 9 o'clock in the morning and, you know, my titties are out. I've got a paper g-string on, but that's it. And so she does my spray tan, which is great. And we're talking the whole time. It's all good. No biggie. And then afterwards, we started having this conversation about something else, right?

The spray tan's done. It's finished. Yeah. And then I'm... Are you still standing in the drying pose? I'm still kind of just standing there, stark naked. Legs are kimbo. Yeah, like just...

Kind of like a tan scarecrow. You know, and then I think I've put my arms down and I'm just, my titties are out, I'm talking to this lovely lady and we're having this full conversation that I reckon went for like five minutes. And it wasn't until right at the end where I had this like realization and this thought

where I'm like, I'm just having this totally, you know, casual conversation fully naked right now. She wasn't naked, eh? She's not naked. No, she's not naked. just me. Somehow her being naked with you would have made it more awkward?

Probably. Probably, but because I'm just naked and it's not a big deal and I had this realisation where I'm like, I've come so far where if I was in my early 20s I felt so awkward

about being naked in front of anyone I hated to go get pap smears I mean, who doesn't. But even like to get a spray tan. I don't love them. But I just I know what you mean. I feel so much more comfortable in my body

where it didn't even occur to me that I'm naked having a conversation because she's so lovely and I'm like, we're all just, you know, human being. It's funny how you care less as you get older. I just, yeah, I was like, oh, it's amazing. Like, I never thought ever. Like, and I'm someone who,

and I continue to struggle with my, like, own body image. But I've never, I never ever thought that I would get to the point where I felt comfortable in my own body. and that realization this morning where I'm like, oh, you know, it's not perfect. And I have, you know, my own struggles and this and that. But I'm like, but I feel comfortable. Now you understand why those people in their 50s, 60s, 70s are just rocking around full bush out in the changing rooms at the gym.

They don't care. Why the hell bloody not? They don't care. They just realize life's too short. And if I had a bloody bush, I'd rock it around in the change room. If you had a bush, the paper cheese string wouldn't have been doing as much as. exactly exactly but i just thought it was a really interesting thought this morning where i'm like wow i never thought i would get to this point in my life but it feels really nice to be here now

post tan clarity yeah and then i got home i was telling the producers i got home and i was like oh i feel great you know i feel comfortable well that was a great experience and i get home and you can't take the paper g string off because it'll ruin the tan oh so you can't take it off before like before you shower obviously. So I've been in this paper G string for a couple of hours and then I'm like okay I better go shower it off and at that point

you always have a little look in the mirror at the contrast yeah you know and have a little look and I've taken the paper G string off and I've turned around and looked in the mirror and it was at that point I realized that the paper G string was on the piss and it was going sideways

so now it looks like my butt crack looks like a lightning bolt. She must have thought. Why did she tan over it? No. Why didn't she slip the G string into the middle? Oh, I don't.

Why did she just rayed show it? It's like when you see the road workers who pave over the cones. I'm kind of glad she didn't. Imagine being like, hey, I'm just going to pick up the G string that's literally between your two ass cheeks and I'm going to move it around to the right position. I'm glad she just lifted. Anyway.

Yeah, true. That's beyond the call of duty. Yeah, exactly. She wouldn't get paid enough for that Do you want to see a picture of Bree's tan lines Go to our Instagram account now, Bree and Clint Absolutely, no, that is not happening ZDM's Brie and Clint Podcast

Please welcome to the show Volunteer Journalist Sometimes comedian You're going to say volunteer comedian Full-time comedian And failed radio host It's Guy Williams There he is

Good to see you, mate Good to be back It's wild having you both in the same room and now that Clint wears glasses. Have you ever noticed that you guys look like brothers? But yeah, back in the 1990s would say he was jocke in my stees, you know? And I was like, glasses are my thing, man. Sorry for getting glasses. What's embarrassing is we're both quite near Jeremy Wells, who's a few studios over.

And he just makes us look terrible. He makes everyone look terrible. But we've both gone for the pub moustache look with the pubs glued to the face. So we're both not nailing out. I'm going to be honest with you. And Clint's normally the hot one as well. I feel like I can't have I'm going up or he's going down. I'm not going to lie.

You're in my height, hot range that I've talked to Clint about. Okay. Yeah. Yes. I hope this is the thing like, hot, height is hot now. Yeah, for me, like Clint 6-2, which I'm like, yeah, I mean, I could, you know, I could date someone who's 6-2. That's frequency tall.

As soon as you get, as soon as you hit 6-4, 6-5, I'm just like, I don't care if you got a criminal record. I don't care what you've done in your past I'm in. Oh my God why haven't we met earlier? That's crazy. I know it's wild. But I feel like this wasn't always the thing like when I was in high school it was just like go back to the circus, you giraffe freak.

Yeah, there's another that. I think it was like Taylor Swift just said tall, she mentions tall guys in so many lyrics and it's like really helped us. Yeah, that and the Travis Kelsey thing. Because oh yeah, it's changed the culture. The big boys are in. Oh, he's a big boy, isn't he's an NFL player? It's just, it's the worst. So to any lady it's like absolutely the worst.

The worst thing about being tall is like you're trying to kiss and you want to get like a romantic photo and either she's got to go like bring a little box along to step on or I've got to hunch over like the hunchback and I don't want to talk about in the bedroom But it's everyone's the same size lying down aren't they? No they're not. No they're not because you're at the waist level

I don't want to do science for you If you want to kiss If you want to kiss her tippy toes are in guy's belly button That's the issue Yeah it's a good nice little step for it Tonight, correct me if I'm wrong, but tonight is the final episode of New Zealand tomorrow.

I was enjoying the sex chat, but I'm like, get it back on, yeah, good. PG for the family audiences, yeah, back to this. Yeah, I've got a TV show. People, media has changed. It's like, not the final episode. It's like today, all the episodes have been released, so you can watch it on three now.

Oh. Like, do you don't have the three now, app. Have they got one? They've got an app. I tried to download it, but my TV wouldn't let me. Hey, it works now. It works. Because they were like, I remember the boss's

telling me, they're like, it works in all the apps except for Samsung. I'm like, that's the main, that's the number one TV in the world. Oh my God, but it works on, I've got a Samsung and it works on Samsung now. So 3Now.com.com or illegally download it. But all the episodes of New Zealand tomorrow are out now, and I think it's pretty good. Are you here to promote the app or the TV show? Oh, a bit of both. I mainly promote making love to talk about.

Get that message out there. Get that message out there. Get that message out there. My message is bad to be. be honest, it's a bad thing. Yeah, but anyway. Are you on the market brief? No, no.

Sorry, we're back to the show. It's a good show. Let's take this offline for a second. We're going to take a quick break and we're going to come back because we've got a challenge for you, Guy Williams. Oh, no. Yeah. We force all the comedians that come on this show to do it.

No one has been successful. You could be the first. Okay. Okay. All the greats have failed. Okay, okay. There's a chance at glory for you. Zedem, Brankland.

That's new Doja Cat on Zidem. and Brian Clyne with Guy Williams in the studio I tried to buy tickets to her concert The cheap tickets are $220, that's effed up Yeah, yeah ZDM presents Doja Cat Get all your details at ZM online Sorry, can I say, valued for money

And what a ticket? People want to see Doja Cat Can I want a ZDM competition to go? You sound like you need to Your show is, so let me get this right The show is out tonight, New Zealand Tomorrow is out tonight, the whole thing If you're not shown TV

The final episode's on tonight But you can just catch up on three now In this season, you are taking the Wymetty District Council to task over water standards. Is that right? This is why I've been trying to not talk about the show, Clint, because it's not a good pitch. I've made a hot new comedy about water issues in South Canterbury. Right. People are saying you're the new Aaron Brokevich of New Zealand.

I actually did an Aaron Brokovich scene in the show, but I was like, just people would know. The funny thing is, so the scene of Aaron Brockovich, if you all don't know, Aaron Brochavich is, because does your audience even know who Aaron Brochavich is? dare mansplain Erin Brockovich to our audience. You guys don't know. Don't those your kids don't know about this. Nah, they probably would. Aaron Brockwich is a movie about Julia Roberts

fighting for water rights that have been poisoned. Yeah, it's a similar thing because water is getting poisoned all over the world. But in South Canterbury, anyone in New Zealand who lives on a rural water supply where you're getting your water from a bore in the ground or a well, get it checked. Because it could be bad,

especially for young kids or pregnant women, but probably everyone. It's like listening to an autistic Julia Roberts. It's literally Julia Roberts in the studio. So, what's wrong with being autistic, Clint? Nothing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You dug yourself into a hole, didn't you there?

Guy Williams, this afternoon we have a challenge for you. It's a challenge we give all of our comedians. I've just moved on to your shitty challenge. That's what he does when he gets bored. Yeah, I mean, someone needs to get the 80s as an... Oh, the intro's playing. What is this? This is, can I get a hoia?

We've forced every New Zealand comedian that has come into this studio to play this game with us, Guy William. we're going to call a phone number all you can say is can I get her and you're looking for them to say oh yeah yeah I some kids explain this to me

so that's like a naughty sound yeah and you guys have caught onto this meme about six years after it's the thing yeah hey look I was promoting my TV show and now you've moved on to this terrible

do you want to hear an example of someone no I'll just do it okay I'll hit now you've pre-planet it sorry Bree we got Pax Society to call Paxson Save to see if he could get a high year. Good afternoon, Paxon Save, Glennian, I didn't speaking.

Can I get her? Hello. Can I get her? Huh? Hello, can I help you? Can I get her? Yeah. Sample that and make into a dance remix.

That's hilarious. Right? So this afternoon, Guy Williams, you will be calling the Wymadi District Council to get a high year. It's Waimata, Clint, but we'll let it slide, you know? Anything else you want to mansplain while you're here?

Are you not Māori? Thank you for calling Waimati District Council. They can't pronounce it. It's White Mati. Well, no, I've said it wrong now. White Mate. If I'd say it's got, I'm going to hang out. You can't say anything other than Ken I get her? Ah, so I can't say my name?

No. They'll be, oh, anyway. I hate this show. Thanks for having me. Welcome to Wymette District Council. You're speaking with Jill. Hello. Can I get a... Are you there?

I'm here, and I just wanted to say, can I get a... What would you like? Can I get a? I'm sorry, I'm not sure what you mean. Can I get a? Oh. Check out doja cats, barker reading. That's a veil from Guy Williams. Is it poor lady? I feel so bad, though I just...

rang to there, Polly. What was I supposed to say? You've done worse. You've been harassing them for months to film this TV show. That was nothing. What was I supposed to do? You can catch Guy Williams on New Zealand tomorrow. The whole thing is available now on the all-new three-now app. It's not all-new,

it just works. You can get it on Samsung now. Apparently. It's a hell of a show. It is funny, I promise. It's interesting, maybe. Great to see you, guy. It's nice to be here. Kilda. Thanks, Aaron Brockovich. We appreciate you. If you would like to do it,

It's free. Your birthday banger, you can call us now on 0800 dial Z.M. We're going to tell you what the number one song was on the day that you turned 16 years old. Here's Justin Bieber on ZM. Don't laugh at me. Doing my job. ZD.M.'s Brian Clint. All I want from my birthday is a birthday banger.

All right, birthday banger time. Number one songs when you turn 16. Let's do three and play one. Olivia's going to do mum's birthday banger. Hi, Olivia. Hi, Olivia. Hi. How old are you, Liv?

I'm 12. Okay, great. A few more years to wait for you, but what's mum's birthday? 12 of August, 1982. All right, that means your mum was 16 in 1998. And on her 16th birthday, this was at the top. Googood dolls on a soft rock Thursday on the Brian Clint show. It doesn't get better.

Could it be? Do you know that one, Olivia? Yeah. Nice. Okay, wait there, Love, you've done a great job. We're going to go to Daniel for a birthday banger. Gidey, Dan. Hey, how's it going.

Good, thank you, mate. All we need is your date of birth. Second of August, 99 and 9. All right, Daniel. That means you were 16 in 2015. We've done our calculations on it. It is your birthday bang. Nobody, nobody.

1D, drag me down. You're a big 1D fan, Daniel? No, not really. Not a fan of the D, eh? You don't like the D? No. That's got to be up there with one of my favorite 1D songs. Can't spell Daniel without the D.

Nah. I can't believe I haven't heard this. A lot of D and Daniel. Oh, dear. Absolutely. Big D. Big. Daniel's got big D energy.

Big D energy. Daniel's like, that's right, guys. That's right. The D, it stands for Daniel. Damn, Daniel. He's had enough. It's got a Jake. To be honest, I'd had enough also.

I could have to keep going for a little bit? Yeah, could you? Yeah, yeah. Jake's here. Hi, Jake. Hi, Jake. Good day. What have you been doing today, Jake?

Just how work? and went to the gym. Oh, good on you, Jake. Good on you. What are you lifting? What are your bench pressing at the moment? Oh, nothing too, major. Go on, drop some figures on us, Jake.

What's your three rep max? Um, one-fifty. No, I don't know. I think we've caught him in a lie. I don't think Jake's been at the gym at all. Jake's like, did I think, damn, I didn't think you've got to ask any questions. Did I see the cardio today? Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course you did.

Yeah, yeah, good save, Jake. Me too. What's your birthday, Jake? 28th of September 96. All right, that means you were 16 in 2012. And on the 28th of September 2012, this was number one. Gangnam star. Gungam star.

Good cardio track, Jake. What do you reckon? I might go for a run for that tomorrow. Sure you will, Kate. 60G again Okay wait there We're going to choose between Goo Goo Dolls Got all real

Different vibe songs, eh? I'd love to stick the D in Daniel But I think I'm going to go Goo Goo Dolls There's two Gs in Goo Goo Dolls I'm going there with you Olivia Tell your mum that you've just won Birthday Banger for her

Thank you Hell yeah When is a birthday banger? Brian Clint from the year 98 at ZM Forever to touch you ZDEM's Brie and Clint Podcast

Do you know I am Googood Dolls on ZM for Olivia's mum. We didn't even get Olivia's mum's name. No, we didn't. She knows, though. I'm assuming it was Monica. You reckon she's a monica?

Yeah, seems like a moniker to me. She had a, she had a, she had a Sandra vibe to me. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Imagine if one of us was right. Sandy. Sandy. Sandy next door.

Yeah. She's hot too. She's hot. Soft Rock Thursday. That was perfect. The Goo Goo Dolls. Hey, next on the show. If you follow Brough on Instagram,

you may have seen her dog chewing on what resembles a large, phallic adult object yesterday. And you may be going, is that Breeze? Mm. And why's the dog got it? I didn't put enough context on that. You did not. At all. And I think I should explain myself next.

Why is Bree's dog on the Dongers? You'll find out after this. The ZDM Podcast Network Posted a photo to my Instagram last night and a lot of questions being asked of me. Is it still up there? I believe it's still up there, yes.

And I realised my mistake when I didn't provide enough context to the photo. So people, can you describe what the photo is? Yeah, sure. There's a picture of Bree's little dog, Whitney Houston, on their lawn and in the dog's mouth

is a large C and B a large skin colour skin coloured purple-headed one-eyed monster in the dog's mouth

or the caption and that's all the explanation we got yeah it's all we got yeah and I realise my mistake now

was that clickbait was that so people would be like maybe version of Clickbait. Dog with a dildo. Yeah. People are like, what?

You should see my inboxes. Like people are just like, oh, it's that yours. I'll be a lot of people wanted to see you in. Excuse me. Because what it looks like, what it looks like from the outside, and I'm sure there's more to it. Yep. It looks like the dog has got into your nightstand.

Got a hold of something. My toy. One of your toys. And run out into the yard. That's what it looks like. Not the case. Right. But quite a funny story behind it.

So that is, in fact, a dog toy. Excuse me? Right. So that is a dog toy. And the reason I know it's a dog toy is because it... Don't sit there and pretend like I'm making this up now. It had a squeaker in it. I haven't been into animates recently, but I also don't buy my dog toys from peaches and cream.

Yeah, exactly. My friend Dan, you know Dan. Yeah. Loves a funny joke. Oh, Dirty Dan. Dirty Dan. He loves a funny joke and he thought it would be hilarious because he lets himself in at our house sometimes

and he checks on the dogs for us and, you know, which is lovely of him. He decided to come over and he left that toy in the house, right? And so since he had left, my dog Whitney loved it, obsessed with this toy. I get home last night she's out in the yard going berserk going absolutely berserk I come around the corner

I'm like what in the world has she got in her mouth and she turns around and looks like big dilly in her mouth and I freaked out I was like at first I was like is that a real one where has it come from

and does it mine and no I didn't know where the bloody health had come from? And can I just chuck that in the dishwasher? And will it be okay? Quick rinse.

My neighbours can easily see into our backyard. Oh, yeah. Imagine our neighbours take a look into our backyard and here's my dog having chowin down on this big dilly. Okay, so just to be clear, I mean, I didn't demand an explanation, but now that we're here,

I feel like I need to be convinced. Your story is... No, my... No. Your story is... No, no, I'm not going to misquote you. Your story is... Not my story, the truth.

Your friend Dan left his dilly at your house and the dog got it. It's not a dilly. It's a toy. It's a dog toy. Okay. Your friend Dan left his toy penis at your house and the dog got it. Is that the story? Yeah. Do we have Dan's phone number? Do we have access to Dan to corroborate this story? He is busy. He's...

Okay. Do you want, no. No, I'm not even going to, I'm not even going to entertain this idea that I'm not telling you true. True, true, true. No, producer. You'll be, no, it's fun. You don't need to prove anything. I just know what he's going to do.

You will be judged in the court of public opinion. I bet if we call him, I know my friend Dan, he'd go, I don't know what you're talking about. And then it incriminates me even more. And he'd be lying, eh? Yes, he would be lying. Why don't you believe me? The picture actually expires on your Instagram story in one hour. I'm just going to screenshot it just to be saved.

Just to keep it for later. You go do your own research at Brie Thomas L on Instagram. You know what? In other news, like to back up the fact that it is a dog toy, my other dog, Meryl Street, chewed the head off of it. Go Meryl. So it's now half of it. Oh, we've got Dan.

We've got Dan here. Dan Hey, Tim You're live on ZEM So just careful No swear words, Dan No swearies I'm above that

I'm just going to ask you one question No, okay No, I'm going to ask you one question No, no context Were you at Breeze House yesterday And did you leave anything there I would have been at Breeze House yesterday And

I mean, I don't know how else Has the door codes I'm not sure specifically What you're referring to But yes Would you leave at Bree's house A big sticky aleck toy Thank you, Dan

Your name's been cleared You have just gone way up in my books Thank you, Dan There are people texting in saying Can Dan do a delivery to my place tonight? Play ZM's Bree and Clint On Insta, Facebook, TikTok And live weekdays from three on ZM