ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 2nd September 2021

Episode Date: September 2, 2021

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The ZM Podcast Network Hello everybody, welcome to the Marianne Clint Podcast Um, I figured it out Oh, right, wait, we've been here for 24 hours until you figured it out I said no one leaves until I figure out what this cash is on Shit, it's been a full 24 hours Did you leave? Yeah, I left

I slept in this room in a ball on the floor I've got so much stuff to do Until I figure out What this Kesha song is Shit It's been a full 24 hours Did you leave? Yeah I left Did you leave? I slept in this room In a ball on the floor I've got so much stuff to do Well I had stuff to do too Me too You've done your thing You've found the Kesha song

No I had other stuff to do I didn't do any of it You said none of us are leaving I had nothing to do Until you figure it out Well I figured it out Alright Do you still care?

Do we still want to know what it was? Yeah I guess so Okay The brand new Kesha song That I've been telling you about Came out in 2017 Really? It's called Spaceship

Oh hot Do you know it? Do you know it? I don't think so Okay it's very good I told you it's country Oh the voice sounds nice. It sounds so different.

It's called Spaceship. I don't want us to get banned, but I need it to get to the good bit. I scored it. It might be here. I don't really care if you believe it's coming back for me, yeah. I like it. It's good, eh? It's terrific. That was worth every minute. Do you get the Dixie Chicks vibes that I was talking about?

Yeah. Someone messaged me and they got Oh, the Dixie Chicks They're a bit offended that I called it rinky-jink country I didn't mean it to sound It's not rinky-jink, it's good No, but I just You know how the guitars are a bit like You mean like banjo

Yeah Yeah, but rinky-jink But I don't mean that disparagingly Love the Dixie Chicks as well I love the Dixie Chicks as well I love the Dixie Chicks That song I'm not ready to make nays I'm not ready to make nays

I'm not ready to back down Still mad as hell Oh God, that's such a good song Have you watched the docos on them when they got cancelled? Yeah Those poor girls And it just goes to show If you stand up for what's right on them when they got cancelled. Those poor girls. And it just goes to show if you stand

up for what's right but you don't have other people that back you. They're not the Dixie Chicks anymore. No. They're the Chicks. Yeah, just the Chicks. Sorry, it's very hard. It's very hard to get it through your brain.

They want to be called the Dixie Chicks No they want to be called the Chicks Yeah it's not appropriate That's like Lady A Oh are they Lady A now too? Was Antebellum a bit racist? Lady Antebellum I think it's something to do with Indian culture

American Indian Remember when people were Pushing over the statues and stuff? I think Antebellum was maybe one of the first. Oh, right. Like an old southern soldier. Right. Something along those lines.

I don't know. Don't quote me on that. A little drunken, I need you now. A bit overplayed, though. What a tune. Oh, that wasn't playing, was it? Oh, that was just me singing. I hate this system, eh?

That was funny, though. No, keep it that way. No. All I heard was Brie singing. That's horrible. Oh, no. Okay, I've got it now. I've got it now.

I've got it now. Are you ready? You don't. I do. I've got it. I'm not full of it. No, I've got it. I'm going to put it on the right channel.

I'm not full of it. I'll sing it got it. I'm going to put it on the right channel. I'm not full of it. I'll sing it with you. Three, two, one. Go on. You now. That was good shit. Good try, though. You should do that break.

Shit. I want to look up what antebellum, why did they change it. Yeah. We can't. I ain't find the Dixie Chicks in the computer So just imagine the song in your head You can't find D-I-X-I-E They're just called Dixie Chicks Not the

Here it is You're not going to sing? Nah, I'm not falling for that again. You asshole. You want to know why Lady A changed their name? Why? Because antebellum has connotations with the slavery era. Yeah, right.

Right, right, right. Civil War era stuff. The word is used to refer to the period of architecture in the US South before the Civil War. Yeah, right. Yeah. Right, right, right. Civil War era Starfleet. The word is used to refer to the period and architecture in the US South before the Civil War. Yeah, right. That's crazy, man. Now it's just the Crusaders. It's going to take down the Crusaders. Hey, there was chat about them changing their team name.

Yeah, and then they just... And then they said, we talked about it, we're not going to do it. We talked about it, we changed the logo to do it. We talked about it, we changed the logo. We put dicks on it. They literally went, well, yeah, no, we'll talk about it.

So we've talked about it and it's a no. And it's a no from us. Good we talked. He's such a loser. He still has his, all of his profile pictures are the old Crusaders logo.

Fantastic. Because he's... Oh, why? Yeah, I know. He sucks. Oh,, why? He sucks. Oh, he cares. He sucks. The end of the catcher song

is really good too. Oh, not that, but that's a spaceship taking off. A bit late. Sorry. Oh, God. Spooky, eh? I am your father.

That was E.T. and Darth Vader at the same time. Yeah, this is E.T. Ul-tl-fron-hom. Yeah, that's not what you said before. You said, I am your father. Ul-tl-fron-hom. I'll tell my Darth Vader story quickly. We found out a few years ago That my dad

Since it came out Has been referring to Darth Vader As Garth Vader Non-ironically He thought the guy's name was Garth As in Yeah his first and last name First name Garth

The story checks out And he goes He goes We go dad it's Darth Vader And he goes Darth What the fuck is a Darth I was like well you've got us there What is a Darth He's like you guys areading. It's Darth. What the fuck is a Darth? I was like, well, you've got us there. What is a Darth?

He's like, you guys are so stupid. It's Garth. I fully chipped out. Who would name themselves Darth? Exactly. That's a dumb name. Garth, very acceptable, great name. Garth Vader.

Oh, man. Do you guys remember that song, speaking of the Dixie Chicks and that song they did about George Bush, and then Pink also did a song about George Bush and then she nearly got cancelled in America too. Dear Mr President? Yeah. Yeah, right.

And that's the reason. Remember when all these artists were angry at George Bush and then we got Trump? I know. And, like, if you look at, like, Trump compared to George Bush. Look at the music that came out that was anti-Bush, and then we didn't get shit around Trump. I thought they were all shit scared.

Yeah, well... Shit was going down. Shit has been going down in America. There's a song on Kanye's Donda album about it. Yeah, well, he loves Trump. No, he mentions how he didn't. He does. Really?

Well, does he not now? He's changed his mind. Wait, let me look. Songs about Trump. American Idiot was one too. Mac Miller, Donald Trump. Oh, I love that song. That's a song?

Was that about his presidency though? No. That was pre-presidency. That was about bitches being on his nuts. 2011. All right, Anastasia. Oh, Demi Lovato did that song and we played it on ZM about Trump. What was that called?

What was it called? It was quite good, actually. I quite liked it. Yeah, right. Skyscraper? Oh, June. Hot Summer. What was it?

Call for the Summer. Call for the Summer. Commander in Chief. Made in the USA? Commander in Chief. It was the USA. Commander in Chief. It was a great song. I thought you said Mandarin Chief. I was like, that works too.

All right. Take us out, Destination Calabria. Destination. No, no, no, no, no. Hello and welcome aboard Destination Fucked. What's that? You've never heard that quote? Nah.

It sounds like, Destination Fucked. Ben, put a warning on this podcast. Oh, kids know swear words. Brie, hit the dolphin. Ben, give us a splash. See you tomorrow, guys. Hey, Google, what's the time?

It's 3pm, give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Kia ora, everybody. Welcome to the show. It's Brie and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Kia ora everybody. Welcome to the show. It's Brie and Clint.

Welcome to the show. Our COVID cases are down again. I saw. 49. It's good news everyone. It's good news. I got an idea to get us out of this pandemic. What's that?

This might sound bold. No more congregating in small areas. Oh, no, wait, they're already doing that. That's part of my plan. Sustaining. Sustaining. Abstinence. Oh, you mean abstaining?

Yeah. Yeah, that's part of my plan too. Here's my plan. No one get any more COVID. Just don't catch any more COVID. I feel like my plan was a bit better. Yeah, but mine is more simple. No, but that's not even a plan. That's a statement. Don't get any COVID overnight. Don't get any more COVID. I feel like my plan was a bit better. Yeah, but mine is more simple. No, but that's not even a plan.

That's a statement. Don't get any COVID overnight. Don't get any COVID. And if we have zero cases tomorrow, they've got to let us out, man. They've got to let us out. Sooner or later, they've got to let us out. I was making jokes and stuff, and then you came in with an even worse joke. Don't get COVID.

It's not a joke. That should be on the billboard. Stay home, save lives, don't get COVID. Simple's not a joke. That should be on the billboard. Stay home, save lives, don't get COVID. Simple. Yeah. Simple, nice and easy. If you did get it, obviously not your fault. We know that.

We're just having a bit of a laugh. Today on the show, your chance to win, whoa, $1,100. And what's the plot? How many wins? How many wins is that? You'll be going for 21 today. 22, don't you be going for 22 today? Yeah, 22. Yeah. How many wins is that? You'll be going for 21 today. 22, don't you? You'll be going for 22 today.

Yeah, 22. Yeah. And as Taylor Swift once sang, I'm going for 22. Yep, that's exactly what she said, and that's what you're doing today. So before 5 o'clock, if you go head-to-head with Brie guessing movie plots,

you can win $1,100 cash. That's a big amount of money. We've said it before, but is this the biggest prize on radio? I think it is. I think this is the biggest prize in radio. I think it's the biggest. Yep. So we'll do that.

You'll hear that activated before 5 o'clock. But next, the smallest prize in radio, $50 cash thanks to KFC. I reckon they're smaller. Yeah, true. $50 is pretty bloody good. I'd be stoked. Yep. Especially if you spend it at KFC.

Absolutely. Call now 0800DIALZM and see if you can take out someone else for the cash. We'll buy after Dua Lipa and levitating on ZM, Breein Clint. Breein Clint. Breein Clint. Tradies versus ladies. So far this year, the tradies sitting on 70 wins. The ladies sitting on 71.

The tradies still looking to take the lead at some point. Let's meet our lady today. She's from Queenstown. She's 28 and she's also 28 weeks pregnant. Welcome to the show, Harriet. Hello, Harriet. Hi. How are you feeling?

Hello. Are you there? Hello. Yeah. Can you hear us? Yeah. Can you hear us? Yeah. Can you hear Harriet, Brie? I can hear her.

I can hear you. I've lost her. Oh, no, is she there? Are you there? I'm here. Brie, can you hear me? Are you Clint? Just kidding, Harriet.

We've got you now. Okay, you're taking on our training today. No, I can hear you. Yeah, good, good, good, good, good. He's 25. He's from the Garden City, and he plays men's netball for Canterbury. Damn! Welcome to the show, Cam.

How's it going? How you going? What position, Cameron? Sorry, what position? Center and wing attack. Do all the running. Oh, the fastest player. Netball is such a great game.

It's such a good game. Yeah, I love it. Yeah, good stuff. I've just realised one of the questions might lean in your favour today, Cameron. I'm not a fan of that. It's time for the tradies to take the win, good stuff. I've just realised one of the questions might lean in your favour today, Cameron. I'm not a fan of that. It's time for the tradies to take the win, I think. Yeah, a netball playing tradie. How good.

Let's do this thing. Cam, your buzzer is tradie. Harriet, can you hear us? I can. Yeah, good. Your buzzer is lady. First to three correct answers wins 50 bucks. Good luck.

Come on, guys. Here we go. Question number one. Can you tell me who sings this song? Tradie. luck. Come on, guys. Here we go. Question number one. Can you tell me who sings this song? Tracey. Yes, Cameron. Is it Sia? Whoa. No? Harriet, do you want to guess?

Oh, um... Is it... Oh, God, I've never... Guys, you're going to kick yourselves. That's Whitney Houston. Oh, God, I've never... Guys, you're going to kick yourselves. That's Whitney Houston. Oh, God. But remixed by Kygo. But remixed by Kygo.

Still, it's her singing it. Kygo. Question number two. It doesn't even look... Anyway. The new Kanye West album is finally out. Is it called A, Honda, B, Donda, or C, Gondola? Trady.

Trady. Yes, Cam? B, Donda, or C, Gondola? Trady. Trady. Yes, Cam? B, Donda. It is Donda. Donda. Donda. Donda. Donda.

Donda. Named after his mum. One to the tradies. Question number three. Celebrity Treasure Island Season 2 premieres this coming Monday on TV2. Can you name one of the celebrities competing this season? Oh, God. No idea. Come on, God. No idea.

Come on, guys. No, I haven't had. Well, this is all good for me, guys. One of them was The Bachelor. Nah, no one got it. One of them was an All Black. Nah, no one. Okay, no worries.

Guys, Art Green, Buck Shelford, Chris Parker, Brinley Stent, Kim Crosby. I think you need to pick up the promo. You've got me beat, Bree. Yeah, right. Cameron. Well, I should know because I host the show, Cam. That's all.

Obviously, you didn't know that either. Okay, still one to the tradies. Yeah. The national men's rugby team is, of course, the All Blacks. What is the national netball women's team? Tradies. Yes, Cameron. The All Blacks. What is the national netball women's team? Tradies. Yes, Cameron? The Silver Ferns. That is correct. I told you there was a question that would go in your favour. Bonus question

for no points, Cam. What's the name of the national men's team? I think it's just called the New Zealand Men's Netball. I don't actually know. They've got to work on that. It's original. Yeah, they really do. It's catchy. What about the Black Balls? Oh, I don't know if you'd get away with that. Yeah, good point. Question number five. Alright, two to work on that. It's original. Yeah, they really do. It's catchy. What about the black balls? Oh, I don't know if you'd get away with that.

Yeah, good point. Question number five. All right, two to the tradies. Harriet, you need this one, okay? Yeah. The Paralympics is well into its second week of competition. Sophie Hu won her tenth gold medal. Yes, Cameron, for the win.

Let's go. It is, of course, Sophie Pascoe. Absolute machine, that woman. Congratulations, Cam. We've got 50 bucks for you thanks to KFC. Nice work. Awesome. Thank you very much.

Pivot step, pivot, Cam. Chess pass. Bree and Clint. There are people doing things in the community to keep themselves happy during lockdown. And one of those people, what's her name? How am I going to say this right? Mildy Myers-Else. She lives in the Auckland suburb of Meadowbank.

And she's decided how can I keep people happy in lockdown? I'm going to put dad jokes up everywhere. Smart. Who doesn't love that? She has put basically a treasure hunt of dad jokes all over her community and while you're walking you can walk past and you can go, that's quite good. Yeah, it's like the adult version of the Teddy treasure hunt.

Yes, exactly right. Yeah, yeah, but not too adult because, you know, they're at eye level for children so they've got to just be. Kids can't read. They've got to be. Kids can't read until they're like 16. If they have much more time off school, they won't be able to read. I'll give you a couple of them and I

thought maybe we can have a dad joke off, okay? Here's one of them. Where is it? Oh yeah. It was spring yesterday. I was so excited, I wet my plants. That's actually good. Because it's also relevant because it was spring. Because it was spring yesterday. plants.

Because it's also relevant because it was spring. Because it was spring yesterday. What about I tried donating blood yesterday. Never again. Too many stupid questions like whose blood is this? Where did I get it? And why is it in a bucket? That's good. That's good. That's good. Who wants to take to the dad joke arena first this afternoon?

I've got I feel like you're sitting on some heat I spent quite a long time finding these So I've got quite a few And I'm trying to pick out which one I should do Alright, I'll roll one first while you think about it, okay? Dad joke I ran out of toilet paper

And I started using lettuce leaves Today was just the tip of the iceberg. Okay, I got one. Yeah, good. What happens when you touch Dwayne Johnson's butt? What? You hit rock bottom. I thought you were going to say he gets rock hard. No, that's dirty. Yeah, right. Sorry, no dad jokes. Yeah, right. Sorry, yeah, no dad jokes.

I've got a dirty one. Yeah, go on. Okay. I just want to give a shout out, you know, to all the male strippers out there because they're always working hard. I've never seen a male stripper. Is that what you want out of them? Yeah, pretty much.

Yeah, that's when you know you're getting your money's worth. Yeah, right. Producer Ben, you're not a dad that we know of. Do you want to have a go at a dad joke? Oh, where is he? Oh, no, you guys can't play because we don't have the line set up for you. Okay, that's all right. I've got plenty more over here.

Do you want another one? Yeah, go on. Okay, do you want another one? Yeah. Why don't they play poker in the jungle? Why? Too many cheaters. Very family friendly.

I like it. Oh, I got an unfamily friendly. You go first. Do you have another one? Since we're all in quarantine, I guess we're only making inside jokes from now on. Oh, I get it. For the seconds, yeah.

It doesn't really work for this though because she's posting her jokes outside. Go on, give us one. Okay, one more. I've got one more. Why can't... Hold on. Actually, I don't know if I can do this one.

No, I'm going for it. Stuff it. It's locked down. Why can't Miss Piggy talk? Why? Because she had a frog in her throat. That's a saying. That's a saying.

It's a saying, so it's fine. You just ruined Father's Day. It's fine. You ruined Father's Day. One of my hobbies, when people ask me, is scrolling TikTok. Oh, yeah? Is that considered a hobby these days? Yeah, I think so.

Remember that part of life when you're filling out a job application? This was like mid-2000s and you had to put down hobbies and interests. I hate that part. You'd put down social media. Wait, did you do that? Yeah, people used to do it. They're like, what are you interested in? I'm social media.

It was a flex back in the day for jobs who didn't have social media. They're like, oh, man, maybe this guy can get us a Facebook page. Tech whiz. We'll get him to do us a Twitter. Love it. Well, I saw this story on TikTok this morning, and it's a fantastic story told by a woman, but I don't know if it's true.

My gut says it's not true. I want it to be true because the story is so great. I don't trust much, particularly on TikTok anymore. Everything is geared for the for the hits yeah it's seen like a lot of there's a lot of fake stuff on tiktok this one doesn't seem like that but it's still it seems like one of those stories you hear that's a old wives tale because it's so good okay so i thought we could all listen we could all have a listen to this story producers included um and then we can all decide if this story is true or not. Okay. This is a woman called Shelly.

So my mum just told me that she went for a walk this morning with her dog in the local park. And she was desperate for a poo. Toilets and things are all locked because of COVID. She went and squatted behind a bush. And as she was halfway through doing her poo, somebody else's dog runs around the back, swiftly followed by its owner.

My mum had quickly tried to pull her pants up and pretended that she was looking for her dog. Meanwhile, this woman thought that her dog had pooed behind the bush. So she quickly scooped my mum's poo up and tied it up and proceeded to apologise to my mum. And she carried my mum's photo in a bag. Is it true? It's not true.

It's been on Graham Norton. It's been on the big red chair. And see, now I'm questioning everything because I heard that story from a friend of mine who said he started the story. As if. I know. What are the odds that your friend started that story?

The problem is you credit it to whoever you heard it from first and I heard it from him first. I'm like, oh, he made that story. But now I'm questioning everything. He told me that story pre-TikTok, but that story. That doesn't mean he made it. If she's claiming that story though, it's been on Graham Norton's big red chair.

Yeah, you can't even. A.K.A. the storytelling platform pre-TikTok. Not long ago, I heard someone call up a radio station and they told this story where I was like, I've heard this story. It's one of these stories, right? Have you guys heard the story about the girl who was house-sitting?

She was house-sitting for people she didn't really know, but she was house sitting for them and their two dogs. Yes. Anyway, one of the dogs was like really old and it ended up passing away. Oh, I know this one. In the time that she was house sitting. Yeah. Anyway, she decided she needed to take it to the vet.

Yeah. And there was nothing. She couldn't carry this dog because she didn't have a car. Put it in a suitcase? So she put it in a suitcase and then she caught a bus. Left it on the bus? No, no, no. Oh.

It's better than that. So she caught the bus. She's got this dead dog in the suitcase. And then it just so happened that someone robbed her on the bus. They stole the suitcase with the dead dog in it. And then she had to call up the people she was house-sitting for and said, oh, someone stole your dead dog. Yeah, I've heard that one on a couple of radio stations actually.

Yeah. Bree and Clint. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, an actress has called out Oprah for being fake. She has. Rose McGowan has come out in a scathing Twitter post. First of all, she said this,

I'm glad more people are seeing the ugly truth of Oprah. And then she posted a photo with Oprah Winfrey and, of course, disgraced Harvey Weinstein. So also in the post, she talked about the fact that,frey and of course disgraced Harvey Weinstein. Also in the post she talked about the fact that obviously she was friends with Weinstein and then she said how Oprah abandoned and destroyed Russell Simmons' victims and she

called Oprah as fake as they come. So this all came out because an old interview of Oprah and Dolly Parton actually resurfaced in the last couple of days and Oprah asked Dolly Parton actually resurfaced in the last couple of days. And Oprah asked Dolly about what kind of work she's had done. Because, you know, Oprah does ask the question. You know, she really does ask the things that a lot of people

maybe can't or even can't get away with asking. And a lot of these old interviews of Oprah's, and I am Oprah's number one fan, so don't get it twisted, but some of her old interviews are coming to light lately. And some of the subject matter and the tone and the questioning, you probably wouldn't get away with it these days, if that makes sense. And that's what's triggered Rose McGowan to come out

and slam Oprah today. Yeah, interesting. It's kind of like David Letterman and the interviews that go around of him where there's this one with Lindsay Lohan and she's just been to rehab and he makes fun of her for going to rehab and then makes fun of her for going to rehab and then literally just makes joke after joke and won't let her, like, get away from it.

Yeah. And it's really just mean. It's, like, not nice at all. Yeah. But these things happened almost pre- well, they happened pre-social media too, so they never got shared. They kind of just happened and then they went away as well.

Yeah. And it was a different time and whether it was acceptable back then or not, who knows. But when you look at some of this stuff in 2021, you go, really? Did we just let that stuff fly?

It's like the same, it's like what happened to Britney Spears back in 2000, like mid 2000s and we're all kind of like in 2021. Yeah.

Wow, people were making fun of her because she had, you know, obviously some real mental problems back in the mid-2000s. Fascinating. Rose McGowan was one of the main people involved with the original Me Too movement. So it'll be fascinating to see where this goes. And if there's any blowback on the queen

of daytime TV, Oprah. Thanks, Dean. Thanks, Dean McCarthy, our Hollywood correspondent. Brie and Clint. Brie, for this break, he's coming to you live from outside the ZM Studios across the road. Come in, Brie. Are you there? Hello, Clint. Hello. I sent you outside.

You don't know why, but I know that deep down it's your hope to one day become a world champion of something, right? You want a world championship. I mean, who doesn't? Yeah, well, yeah, good point, actually. Good. I've found one that I think is attainable for you

in Finland right now. Finland? Finland? Finland? Finland? Finland. The land of Finns. They've just completed the inaugural tree-hugging world championships. Right.

Yeah, so competitors from all over the world Including Spain The Ukraine And Australia Competed in the Tree Hugging World Championships And you know why this is a good sport Brie?

Why is that? Well it's safe It's socially distanced And it requires no training Or physical fitness whatsoever. It's my type of sport then. It's your type of sport. So we've sent Brie across the road where there are some very old,

very beautiful trees. Can you see a tree? Is there a tree near you at the moment? Yes, there's quite a lot of trees actually. They're all, you know, obviously been through winter, so they've got no leaves on them. Yeah, they need a hug. Yeah, they do. It looks like they need a bit of love. Okay, so they've got no leaves on them. Yeah, they need a hug. Yeah, they do.

It looks like they need a bit of love. Okay, so there's a process to this. You must respect the tree. Once you've picked your tree, you need to tell the tree in words how much you respect it. Okay. Look, I know we only just met, but is it okay if I maybe give you a bit of a hug? Yes.

Alright, so I'm going to come in and hug you now. No, no, no, not yet. You don't just go in and hug it. Okay? Okay. There are three disciplines. This is true, by the way. Three disciplines in the Tree Hugging World Champions. I feel like this is something you've made up.

No, I haven't made it up it's real so the the categories are speed hugging right freestyle okay or full nude

well the last one's out is it I don't really feel yeah it's pretty cold out here today yeah but there's no one around the city's abandoned if you're ever gonna do

a nude tree hug now's the time yeah I just don't think it's the time. I know when it'll feel right and it just doesn't feel right. Okay, I'm not going to push you. Okay, I'm not going to push you. So what would you like to do then?

Just leave speed hugging and freestyle? Okay, maybe, well, is speed hugging how many trees I can hug real quick? Yeah, sure, yeah. Yep, yep, rapid fire. I'm going to go freestyle then. Okay, freestyle hugging. Oh, no, oh, no, there's a yep, rapid fire I'm going to go freestyle then Okay, freestyle hugging Oh no, oh no

There's a lady And she's looking at me Okay, well that's good Because your time starts in three, two, one Oh no, the dog's coming The dog's coming over the tree The dog's coming over Oh my God

Hug that tree Hug that tree before the dog can pee on it Okay, I'm hugging it I'm giving it a dance I'm just giving it a lap dance. Yeah. And now I'm just doing a bit of twerking. Yeah.

Just doing a bit of twerking. Yeah, good. And now kiss it. Kiss the tree. Just backing it up. Yeah, backing it up. Going in for a classic solid hug. Yeah.

It's all going to be okay. And kiss and say thank you, tree. Thank you, tree. There you go. Thank you, tree. There you go. Cool. We've got that video. We'll send that off to the Tree Hugging World Championships for the 2022 season. And best of luck. I guess you can come on back now, Bree. Thanks for that.

Oh, the lady who was walking her dog has literally run away. She's scared of me. Well, you know, she's socially distancing. That's all it is. Right. Okay, good. It wasn't me twerking on a tree. Yeah, you know, she's socially distancing. That's all it is. She's just... Right, okay, good. She's just keeping... It wasn't me twerking on a tree. Yeah, it definitely wasn't you twerking on a tree.

Bree and Clint. Look, it's been a pretty big week in music, hasn't it been, over the past week? Yes. We've been waiting for the new Kanye album for a long time. Mainly you and the producers. You guys have been hanging out for it. Yeah, we were thirsty.

And then we finally got it. Donda dropped. Two hours long. And really long album, so you got your money's worth. I think you said your favourite track on the album was, of course, the track called Donda. Oh, the opening. Donda, Donda, Donda.

Yeah, this is a banger. Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda. Donda, Donda, Donda. Yeah, this is a banger. Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda. This gets the people going, yeah. Slap. Yeah, yeah. What a banger. You know, and a nice tribute to his mum. Yes.

I thought, you know, we could do something nice. Obviously, you're loving it, the song Donda. And someone else who's probably never heard of any of this is my mum. Oh, yeah. I'm going to bring my mum on. G'day, Mum. Mumma Di, hi. Hi, guys.

How are you going? Good. We've got a bit of a surprise for you, Mum. Oh, really? I hope it's a full-on coffee this time. No, no, no coffee. A surprise for you and Clint actually, but you know, it's been pretty tough over the past couple of years and I thought we could do

something nice for you and I've actually written and sung you a song as a tribute to you. Oh, really? Yeah. Would you like me to play it for you right now? Yep, go for it Right, so this is obviously not my own idea This is inspired by Kanye But this is my tribute to you, my mum, Diane Diane, Diane, Diane, Diane, Diane, Diane, Diane, Diane, Diane dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying dying Diane, Diane, Diane, Diane, Diane, Diane, Diane, Diane, Diane, Diane, Diane, Diane, Diane, Diane, Diane. Oh, my goodness me.

What do you think? Well, I reckon the lyrics are really thoughtful. She put a lot of work into those, I can tell. I think there was a lot of work involved, don't you reckon, Clint? And all I know is I reckon that would be what nightmares are made of. It's called art. Yeah, play it to all my relatives that don't like me. The only problem was, Clint,

is that obviously Kanye's mum's name is Donda and you can clearly hear it when he says Donda, whereas when I'm saying Diane, it just sounds like I'm saying die, die, die. Or die, Anne. Die, Anne. Anyway, that's a gift from Bree and me as well, I guess. That was me and Clint. Again, mostly Bree though. I think that's a gift from Bree and me as well, I guess. That was me and Clint. You're welcome.

Again, mostly Bree, though. I think that's awesome. I think that's a fantastic, perfect head-banging song. You know what? She's so easily pleased. I'm going to go on head now. Yeah, you go bang your heads. Kia ora.

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What do we do when times get tough, Brie? We eat. We eat and we get inventing. We get creative, right? Yeah, absolutely. We find a way around. I invented a way. We use Ki a way around. I invented a way. We use Kiwi ingenuity.

I invented a way not to change my underwear for a week the other day. Right, that's not the kind of ingenuity we're looking for. Inside out, back to front. Back to front again, inside out. Okay, well please welcome to the show a man with a much more hygienic hack. All the way from the Seacraft Waianui Amata fish and chip shop, it's Spiro. Welcome, man. Hey guys, how are we Shop. It's Spiro! Welcome, Emmett. Hey, guys.

How are we today? Hello, Spiro. First question, you've changed your undies today, right, haven't you? Oh, definitely. Yeah, good, good. Oh, good to hear. That makes one of us. You're all going, no, two of us.

I've changed, excuse me. We've got a guest. Spiro, you're going viral at the moment because you've invented New Zealand's first fish and chip slide. Yeah, it's brought a lot of attraction and some fun to the world which is great you know, everyone needs a little bit of love and laughter these days so yeah, it's good. It's a contactless way that you can receive your fish and chip order in level three

and basically it goes from the top of the counter, you put the fish and chips in there, it slides down to the door where the customer is paying by FPOS. And bada bing, bada boom, fish and chips on the go. Unbelievable. That's right. It's amazing. Spiro, I wanted to ask if we were to come, you know, say, hypothetically if we were there, could we just sit our mouth at the bottom of the slide and you just throw down fish and calamari and whatever else?

You know, we could give it a try, and I'm sure it would be entertaining at the same time. See, I love this. He's a great owner because he's willing to do anything to make his guests feel welcome. Totally. That's hospitality, baby. Looking at the slide, you've obviously made it out of cardboard, and is that like Lego K'nex or something like that?

Oh, it's actually my lovely wife's. It was her wardrobe. So in the time of need, we just dumped her clothes on the floor. No way! Amazing. How many incarnations of the slide were there that failed before you got to the successful version of the fish and chip slide? Look, the only thing that I did around two was I just taped the top half of the cardboard

to make it a bit more of a slippery surface. Yeah, nice. I did it halfway so that it would get a little bit of traction towards the bottom where it hits the cardboard and slow down so it doesn't fall off the edge. Brilliant. And I don't know if you can see in the photo, but I've got a lovely broom handle and one of my punching gloves, so if it gets stuck halfway, we can just give it a little bit of a nudge. That's amazing.

Spiro, I mean, it is a slide. Do you have to be a certain height to ride the slide, or is anyone allowed to ride this ride? I'm sure my kids would love to ride the slide, I tell you what. Bree, see, she's still struggling with the hygiene barriers. She doesn't quite get it. It's not for your bum, okay? It's for food.

If Sparrow gets annoyed, he can just throw his kids down the slide and they'll be out of there. I'm thinking, Sparrow, what goes well with fish and chips is a can of L&P. Is it dangerous to roll a can of L&P down that slide? Well, I mean, I wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of one, you know,

then pop it open and be drenched and, you know. But we do, I have positioned my drinks counter, drinks fridge, right at the threshold as well. So you can grab a lovely feed of hand-cut homemade chips. We don't use the frozen stuff here. All our chips are made here. Get it in there. Get the plugs in there.

This is good stuff. Today we've got some lovely fresh blue water halve. It's a great fish. Yes. Delicious. How much is that going for? When you pay at the threshold, you can open the door and grab yourself a lovely treat, whether it's a caramel slice or a brownie and a lovely beverage of your choice.

And then take your package, sanitize and walk away with a happy smile. And be one of the first people in the world to ever use the fish and chip slide. It's genius. Don't be surprised if you get there tomorrow morning, Spiro, and we have created our own connection that slides all the way into Auckland, into our studio. I'd love to see that, guys. That'd be brilliant. There's great New Zealander Spiro from the Seacraft Wainuiomata Fish and Chip Shop.

Thanks, man. Go well. Thanks, Dave. You have a lovely day. You too. Support local business and geniuses like this. And eat fish and chips. Absolutely.. And support local business. Yeah. And do business like this. And eat fish and chips. Absolutely.

And change your undies. Yeah. That was directed at you. Oh, right. It's time for a morale-boosting request, New Zealand. Stand up from your Swiss ball or your kitchen table, wherever the hell you're working at the moment. Or your at-home bar.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Spa pool? Any spa pool workers out there, you reckon? It's time to knock off for the day, and we're going to play a song to boost the mood of the nation. Our COVID numbers are going down. Spring is here.

It's all good, baby, baby. You know, it's all good. We've got things to celebrate. But we want to boost you up anyway. Yeah. The What's the Plot prize money today is $1,100. It's never been that big. So we thought today, songs from movies.

Yeah, they're massive. Yeah. These songs go so big when the movies do really well. And they take you straight back there. So if you'd like to be the impartial judge today, we've got a spot available for you now. You can call 0800-DIALS-ZM. Is it going to be

King Julian and I Like To Move It? Yeah, but is it? Okay, is it going to be Kenny Loggins? This is a banger. It's a cult classic. Yeah.

In or out? In. In? Is it going to be this song? 10 Things I Hate About You? 10 Things I Hate About You. That's in for me. Yeah, definitely.

I agree. What movie was this in? It was from a movie called Loser Yeah right Yes It was from a movie called Loser Who had the guy

From American Pie in it Right Doesn't take me anywhere special Straight away So I'm going to say Nah it's not in This is from Shrek And it's in

It's in Right What about this? from Dirty Dancing? It's in. It's in? You can't get rid of that. So far, they're all in, I think. Last one.

And it's only going in if you know what movie it was in, because I don't. Put down a feeling. What was that from? movie it was in, because I don't. What was that from? Producer Ben, do you know what movie that was in? Guardians of the Galaxy. Oh, it is true. Yeah, right. I think because we didn't know it. He has the old school cassette player. Yes, that's right. Okay, let's bring on our

impartial judge. Hi, Ellie. Hi, Ellie. Hi. Hi. You've got four to help us choose from this afternoon. Kenny Loggins and Footloose. This person and this song. Smash Mouth and All Star. Or from Dirty Dancing. We all get a vote.

Ellie, are you leaning towards any one of those in particular? Oh, yeah, definitely. I definitely have a couple that I think are bangers. Yeah, me too, Ellie. We only get one vote each. Are we all ready to vote? Yeah, I, definitely. I definitely have a couple that I think are bangers. Okay, we only get... Yeah, me too, Ellie. We only get one vote each. Are we all ready to vote? Yeah, I'm ready.

Okay. When we're ready... Oh, no. Today's morale boosting request, all said at the same time, is going to be... Three, two, one. Ten things I hate about you. Smash proof. Smash all-star.

What did you say, Ellie? Dirty dancing. Oh, okay. So we've all said something. All right. Someone change their vote. Here we go again. And today it's going to be dirty dancing.

Dirty dancing. Oh, wow. Look at that. We all ended up on the same one. Here you go, New Zealand. Thanks, Ellie. That was a big help. Nice work, Ellie.

Thanks. Thank you. Lift up your partner or your kids or your cat or your dog. I cut my chin open one time doing that. I wouldn't do that. Here's your morale boosting request, New Zealand. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint.

Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic. Not really. But picking a movie title based on just the plot line, that she can do. Brie and Clint's What's The Plot? The most money we've ever played for in What's The Plot?

By $100, actually. $1,100, and the man hoping to win it is Scott. Hi, Scott. G'day, Scott. Hey, how's it going? Good, thank you. How are you feeling? Yeah, pretty good, pretty good.

Have you heard the game before? Yeah, definitely, yeah. I play it all the time against you on the radio, so yeah, pretty confident. How do you go usually? I beat you a couple of times, but you know, it's a lot less pressure when I'm not on the phone. When there's not $1,100 on the line, Scott. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like how

casual he sounds. He's not letting the scale, you know, the magnitude of the occasion get to him. You know what I like? I like that he is someone who appreciates the game. He's a listener. He's played before. He's a worthy opponent. Or is he? Let's hope so.

Scott, if you get two plots correct first, you win $1,100. Bree, if you get two plots correct, we play next week for $1,150. Your buzzer is your name. You don't need to wait for me to finish the movie before you buzz in. If you get it wrong, the other person gets a free guess. This week, the theme, we have gone wide. We have crowdsourced it. Ben has asked the question on Instagram,

what movie are you watching in lockdown? That could be anything. It could literally be anything. Okay. Okay. Here we go. Good luck, everybody. Movie number one comes from Ella Metcalf 13.

Our hero character has never thought of himself as disadvantaged and thanks to his supportive mother, he leads anything but a restricted life. Whether dominating on the gridiron field. Brie. Brie. Oh, it's got to be... I've just gone blank.

I'll give you three. Forrest Gump. Forrest Gump is correct. Was it the gridiron bit? The gridiron bit. Is that what it was? Because he plays gridiron in college. Yes, he does.

And he never thinks of himself as disadvantaged. Absolutely. Yeah. Scott, you're on the back foot, okay? Yeah, yep, yep. But you can come back. Yep. Movie number two.

You need to be hot on that buzzer if you want to play. Yep. This comes from Catherine I. Stokes. Our hero in this film is a thief with the rare ability to steal people's secrets from their subconscious. Bree. Bree.

I don't think I'm right, but Inception? Yeah, I was going to go with that. Oh, you were going to go with that, Scott. Oh, you think it's Inception as well, Scott? I'm just having a stab at this point. Is that right? Nah, that's not right. Inception as well, Scott? Yeah. I'm just having a stab at this point. Is that right? Nah, that's not right. Inception?

Well, you're both wrong if it's wrong, right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. But Scott still gets a free guess. But Scott would get a free guess, yeah, because he hasn't submitted Inception.

No. Oh, God. But he doesn't need to because it's Inception. Is it? Sorry, Scotty. That was a complete guess. All good. Sorry, Scott. Not this week, man. Sorry, was a complete guess. All good. Sorry, Scott.

Not this week, man. Sorry, mate. I'll try next week. Yeah, do. Yeah, try again next week and you get 50 KFC chicken bucks as a consolation. Cool, thank you. Nice work. No problems. Okay, next week we will play for $1,150 in the 23rd consecutive round of Watch the Plot. This is getting

stupid, you know, eh? I know it is and I want to give some advice. Obviously, a part of it is having watched a lot of movies, but this is my advice to anyone that's calling up to play. Just buzz in and have a stab, because that was a complete stab in the dark for me. Yeah. That's it.

That's what I keep saying to people. Be hot on the buzzer. Buzz in early. Give it a go. Even if you have a small inclination that it could be that, just buzz in and go for it because that's what I do. She's like Michael Jordan giving basketball advice over here. Jeez.

Merry Christmas, everyone. Yeah, Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Might as well be the way we're going. Yeah, let's just do it now. I saw Matty McLean put up his Christmas tree the other day. No, he didn't. Yeah, he did.

Did he? Yeah. Why? He's like, screw it, we're in lockdown. There's nothing do it now. I saw Matty McLean put up his Christmas tree the other day. No, he didn't. Yeah, he did. Did he? Yeah. Why? He's like, screw it, we're in lockdown, there's nothing else to do. Because it brought him a bit of joy. Yeah, why not? He was like, let's just get into the Christmas spirit. It was August.

Let's do it early. But, you know. Let's do it early because, I mean, how good's Christmas? Everyone's at home. Let's do it. Yep. Have a Christmas feast. Oh, one of these lockdown Saturdays, have Christmas dinner.

Do presents. A bit hard to get presents at the moment. You can order stuff online. Yep. Or you can just wrap something up that you've already got in the house. There you go. Now we're talking. There's a TV channel over in the UK that launches this month

and it will only be playing Christmas movies. Yeah, I see what they're doing there. They're getting in early. So for 24 hours a day, seven days a week, this channel that's on in the UK, it's a brand new channel, it'll be Christmas movies. Wow. I mean, how many Christmas movies are there? Well, I guess they can repeat them a couple of times.

Yeah. But I'd love to know what sort of viewership they would get in June. Obviously, at Christmas time, this is going to be a great channel. Just leave it on. You know, there's background noise. Just have Christmas movies going all the time. I have a tradition where I always pick a list of 10 Christmas movies and I watch them over a period like the December month period.

Yeah. Is it a new list every year? Yeah, I change it up every year. I'm not saying I have to have completely new movies every year. I just redo the list. Yeah, I don't change anything. There's three movies and that's all that gets watched. Oh, that's a bit sad. Nah, it's tradition.

It's a Christmas tradition. Christmas tradition. What if a Christmas tradition. Christmas tradition. What if a new really great Christmas movie comes out? It won't. The good Christmas movies have already been made. They are The Holiday, Love Actually, and National Lampoon's Family Vacation. I love that movie.

Love that movie. There's a little bit of it here. A little bit of the theme song. What's it also called? Griswold's Family Christmas. You haven't seen the other Griswold movies, though, have you? Yeah, I think I have. You have?

Yeah. Okay. I think so. I haven't seen many movies. They're also very good. I basically just stick to these three. I agree. Those three movies, all fantastic Christmas movies.

You've forgotten one of the best Christmas movies of all time, though. Have I? Yeah. Don't say Die Hard. No. I'm not saying Die Hard. Home Alone. Oh.

Yeah, true. That movie is amazing. Is the second one a Christmas movie too? Lost in New York? Yes. It is, eh? Yeah. too? Lost in New York? Yes. It is, eh? Yeah. Both great.

Back to back. What about the third one that didn't have Macaulay Culkin in it? We don't talk about that one. There's no such thing. We don't talk about that movie. Really? No. Producers, do you guys have any favourite Christmas movies

that haven't been mentioned? Mine's The Holiday. Such a good movie. Oh, can't beat it. Which way would you rather trade? Would you rather go into the cottage in England or go into the movie mansion in Hollywood? Probably

nah, it'd have to be Cameron Diaz The Cottage. Find love. Because you want Jude Law, right? I don't want Jude Law, I want them. He comes with The Cottage. I'd pick it for Jude Law. You'd pick it want Jude Law. I want them, though. He comes with the cottage. He comes with the cottage. I'd pick it for Jude Law. You'd pick it for Jude Law. Yeah.

Yeah. But I'd pick the mansion if I had to pick. No, you don't get to pick. If you go to the mansion, you have to have Jack Black. I'll have mansion and Jude Law. Done. No, you have to have Jack Black. I can have whatever I want.

No, it's not. I mean, I love Jack Black. He's very funny. Or they'd love him in a mansion. But there's what? The cute old man with the mansion. Oh, now you're getting creepy. No, he has a friend.

Producer Ben, what about you? My favourite Christmas movie is The Grinch. Oh, it's a great movie. The Jim Carrey one. Such a good movie. So good. Say it, guys. Say it out loud. It'll feel good. Merry Christmas, everyone. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, everyone. It's the first day of spring. It's the second of September.

Merry Christmas, everyone. Hey, Merry Christmas, guys. I feel good. And to. Merry Christmas everyone. It's the first day of spring. It's the second of September. Merry Christmas everyone. Hey, Merry Christmas guys. I feel good. And to all a good night. Bree and Clint. This got my attention today. It's a COVID-19 version of Monopoly for New Zealand. It's New Zealand COVID-19 Monopoly. How is it?

Oh, this is so interesting to me. Because do you know how many different versions of Monopoly there are? Hundreds. Thousands. Really? Yeah. It's so interesting.

One of my friends, I think it was one of her relatives had a Monopoly collection. Yes. So all of like that's all they collected was different Monopoly boards. And it was so crazy to see how many there is. It's a genius business because you can just franchise it out, license it out to whoever. McDonald's comes and they go, we want one. You go, sweet, welcome to Hamburger Street.

You go straight to Hamburglar Jail. Yeah. You know, it's genius. This is New Zealand COVID-19 Monopoly, not an official Monopoly board. Someone's made it and put it on Reddit. On this board, you don't pick up from the community chest. You catch a community case. You take a community case.

Yeah, good. You don't collect $200 when you go past go. You collect a $200 wage subsidy from the New Zealand government when you pass go. You don't go to jail. You go to MIQ managed quarantine. So you've got COVID and they put you in the jet park. Oh, you don't want to go there. The utilities, you know, like power, water, those things.

It's the big supermarkets. Countdown, New World, Pick and Save. Yep. What's Mayfair in Park Lane? Locations of interest. So like places that have been put on the recent locations of interest list. Are they fancy ones? I guess.

I guess they go up and down in the scale of, I don't know, where's a fancy place to catch COVID-19? The casino? Yeah, true. Good point. Yep. Great. Free parking. You know the free parking square? What's that? Fully vaccinated. Oh, good. Good point. Yep, great. I could be at the casino. Free parking. You know the free parking square? Yes, what's that?

Fully vaccinated. Oh, good. If you're fully vaccinated. You always want to land on free parking. Yeah, yeah. And like I said, the locations of interest are the properties that you can purchase. Where's Jenny's on the board? Yeah, good point.

Don't know. I haven't checked yet. No? Yeah, don't know. It's good. I reckon they should make it. It's a bit dark. You know, I haven't checked yet. No? Yeah, don't know. It's good. I reckon they should make it. It's a bit dark. You know, it's a bit dark.

A little bit dark. But, I mean, if you've got a dark sense of humour, sign me up. Yeah, right. Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger.

All right, three people's birthdays. What was the actual number one track on their 16th? We're going to find that out. Let's start with Craig. G'day, Craig. Hello, Craig. Kia ora, team. Kia ora. How are you?

Yeah, good, thank you. You guys all right? Yeah, not too bad, Craig. Not too bad. Let's do your birthday bagging, shall we? Absolutely. I hope it's not Dixie's Midnight Runners. It'll be my worst nightmare.

Wait, what are you not hoping for? Come on, Eileen. Yeah. Oh, no. All right, well, let's see what it is. Your birthday banger chooses you, Craig. So if it is, we apologise. But, yeah, let's figure it out.

Give us your birthday. 23rd of May, 1965. Oh, there's a chance it is. In 1981. And on the 23rd of May, Craig, this was number one. Betty Davis Eyes. I love that song, Betty Davis Eyes. Oh, yeah, maybe it was hoping for some rock song, but that's okay.

It's all right. Yeah, yeah, fair enough. Thanks, Craig. Wait there. Let's go to Dibby. Hey, Dib right. Yeah, yeah. Fair enough. Thanks, Craig. Wait there. Let's go to Debbie. Hey, Debbie. Hey, Deb. Hey.

How are you going? I'm going good. How about you? What have you been up to, Deb? I took my husband for his COVID vaccine today. There you go. Nice work, Deb. You got out of the house.

That's a win. Good job. What's your birthday, mate? 25th of June, 1969. Nice, Deb. You were 16 in 1985. And on the 25th of June in 1985, this was number one. Whoa, Madonna.

Yep. Do you like it, Deb? Yep. Yeah, it's like it, Deb? Yep. Yeah, it's goody. Big Madonna fan. I loved it on the day. Yeah, right. Bring it back.

Bring it back, Deb. Let's do one more for Lisa. Hi, Lisa. Hey, Lise. Hi, how you going? Good. What have you been up to today? You've achieved, have you?

Busy working today. Yeah, nice. What do you do? I'm a shepherd. Oh, whoa. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, nice. What do you do? I'm a shepherd. Oh, whoa. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, okay. Yeah.

Pretty cool. Whereabouts in New Zealand are you doing that? North Canterbury. Yeah, right. Nice. When they say red at night, shepherd's delight, is that true? Absolutely. Yeah.

Red in the morning, shepherd's warning. Yeah, I don't like those days. Beef and potato, shepherd's pie. Hey, Lisa, we should hire you on my parents' farm because the dingoes take all our lambs. Oh, really? That's no good. Yeah, legit.

Dingoes come in at night time. So then we bought these two donkeys. To keep the dingoes away? Yeah, because we couldn't hire a shepherd because, you know, it's just a bit of a hobby. And then the donkeys were dumber than any other animal. Oh, that teaches you if you're getting a goat. It gets an alpaca.

Yeah, it gets an alpaca. Do you reckon the alpacas will work? Yeah. All right, I'll tell my dad. We'll see where this goes. Yeah, pass it on. Lisa, what's your birthday? 7th of December, 1981.

All right, Lisa, you were 16 in 1997. And on the 7th of December in 97, this was top of the chart. Emotional banger. What a change. What a change. You got my vote, Lise. That's what I'm going for. All Saints.

I'm a bit All Saints, Lise. I'm jumping on the shepherd train. Yeah, well done. Lise, you just won a bit vote, Lise. That's what I'm going for. All Saints. Yeah. I'm a bit All Saints, Lise. I'm jumping on the shepherd train. Yeah, well done. Lise, you just won a birthday banger. Congratulations. Nice. That's awesome.

Happy shepherding in North Canterbury. Here's Lise's birthday banger on ZM Bree and Clint. A few questions that I need to know. ZM Bree and Clint. That's the All Saints.

The winner of birthday banger today, never ever. Remember they did the theme song to that movie, The Beach? Oh, yeah. Leonardo DiCaprio. I've been to that beach. Yeah? In Thailand, yeah. They got munted by tourists, eh?

Well, it scared the crap out of me because when we went there, it's a beautiful place. It's incredible, but it was a fair few years after that massive tsunami hit that area in Phuket. Yes. And there's signs all over that island and you're in the middle of nowhere where it's like if a tsunami hits, run this way. And it's like got arrows. Really? Yeah. Yeah, that would be a bit scary, yeah. Bree and Clint. I want to talk about a red flag on a first date.

Okay. Because a girl has gone viral on the internet after she posted a video of her walking up to her front door, which was, it's like surveillance footage. Oh, like one of those video doorbells. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like surveillance footage. Like one of those video doorbells. Yeah. And she's posted this video and she's kind of mumbling, obviously it's after the date, about what the red flag was that she pretty much was like, I'm going to ghost this guy because of this.

Okay. Let's listen to the audio. It's pretty hard to hear, but we'll take a listen. And he didn't think that I cried from the house. audio it's pretty hard to hear but we'll take a listen yeah got nothing out of that sorry so she goes uh and he did not wait for me to get into the house and that is red flag number two i am ghosting oh yeah wow okay do we know what red flag number one was? Yes, I did look into that. Because they're in isolation. I mean, it's not gentlemanly.

It's not chivalrous. But it doesn't seem like enough to ghost somebody. What was the first red flag? The first red flag was the old classic, he didn't open the door for her. Oh, okay. Yeah. That was the classic. But this one is one that I probably agree with more than the other one.

Because as a woman, that's how you know someone is actually thinking about you and cares about you. Like all of us women, like when I drop any of my friends home and stuff like that, if it's like really late at night or whatever, I always wait until they're in the house. Yeah, right. And he just boosted it off. What if, though, what if he's got like a mean car

and he wanted her to see him do a skiddy as he left? That's even worse. To impress her. Well, no, because he cares. He wants to impress her. No, he's caring about himself. No, her. He wants her to see.

No, he's caring about himself doing a skid. Oh, I'm trying to help the guy. I agree. It wouldn't be a reason for me to go somewhere. I think it's strike two. I don't think it's ghostville yet. No. It's strike two.

But it is a really nice thing when someone waits for you to get inside the house. Yeah, definitely. It is actually a really nice thing and it makes you know that they care. Also, you walk them to the door. That's where you get your pash. Yeah, that's true. You know, pull up, skirt, hit the handbrake, walk them to the door and then go, you know what, that was, I really enjoyed tonight.

Maybe he wasn't keen. Yeah, maybe that's why he didn't see her go outside. Maybe he left so quickly because he's in the process of ghosting her. He's like, I'm going to ghost her. I want to get out of here. Her breath smelled like garlic. Yeah, maybe. Okay, let's give this a go, see how much we actually know.

Okay. Here's a story of a lovely lady who was bringing up three very lovely girls. And they never had gold like their mother, the youngest one in curls. Yeah, not bad, okay? Here's a story of a man named Brady who was bringing up three very something boys.

They were four men living all together. What's the last one? That's the way they became the Brady. Till one day when this lady met this fellow. And they knew it was much more than a hunch. Come on, finish it off. I'll join in when I die. That's the way they all became the Brady Bunch.

The Brady Bunch. Da-da-da-da-da. The Brady Bunch. Da-da-da-da-da. That's the way we became the Brady Bunch. One of the greatest TV shows of all time. Well before our time, that show was on air from 1969 to 1974. I used to watch it as a kid.

Yeah, and then it was replayed constantly for like 30 years. So you and I would have seen it in the 90s as kids. Well, this is interesting news. The channel HGTV, which is like a renovations channel. You get on Sky HGTV. It's quite good. They have purchased the Brady Bunch house. We talked about this house when it was up

for sale so it's hgtv who bought it and they're doing a show called a very brady renovation where the cast of the brady bunch are going to renovate the brady bunch house amazing genius they hook this up so they paid three and a half million dollars for the house why so much because it's the brady because they wanted to make the show the owners who million for the house. Why so much? Because it's the Brady Bunch house. Because it's the Brady Bunch house. Because they wanted to make the show. The owners who were selling the house expected half of that price, and it went for $3.5 million.

Wow. So they get the house. Here's where it gets even buzzier. The house was only ever used as an outside establishing shot. Yeah, the inside was all a set. The inside was shot on location on a soundstage, so the inside of the house looks nothing like the tv show so the renovation that they're doing a very brady renovation

the stars of the brady bunch are going to renovate the house to look like it looked in the tv show oh they're not going to make the brady bunch house modern so good they're going to make it true to the show so the brady bunch house actually exists. It'll probably be worth more. Well, yeah. I wonder what they'll do with it then because you'll have to want to live in a TV set, essentially, but a working house or a museum. Is Alice still around? So I've got bad news.

Oh, she's not around anymore. All of the children are on the show. Okay, cool. That's good. So Marsha. Jan. Jan. Oh, Jan. All of them are on the show Okay cool So Marsha Jan Jan Oh Jan

All of them are on the show Unfortunately Alice has passed away And so have the parents So It's just the kids Isn't that the mum In the photo there

Or is that an old photo That's not a photo from That's not a photo That we're looking at From the TV show No it is Because that's the twins Is it That are doing the renovation I reckon the mum's still in it Do you reckon Maybe they've CGI That's not a photo that we're looking at from the TV show. No, it is because that's the twins.

Is it? That are doing the renovation. I reckon the mum's still in it. Do you reckon? Maybe they've CGI'd her because she's definitely... Can you see the one I'm talking about? Oh, maybe. Oh, shit. Maybe that's Cindy.

I think it's one of the kids. Oh, shit. Is that Cindy? They were kids in 1969. Okay? This is a hell of a long time ago. I'm fairly confident the dad and the mum and Alice have all passed away. But, I mean, let's not get bogged down in the detail.

What a great idea of a man named Lady who was bracing through the pain like they all did in the 60s. I wish they hadn't bulldozed the outrageous fortune house so we could do this to that house. Yeah, we could make, like, you know, we could put beanbags in one room. And weed smoking in another room. Yeah, put some weed plants in a farm in the other room. Bloody property developers.

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