ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 2nd September 2022

Episode Date: September 3, 2022

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Welcome to the Brie and Clint Podcast on a Friday. Thank you. Hey, you're welcome. It's nice to be here. Yeah, it's nice to have you here. Maybe Friday go. Brie, you've got a wonderful tan today on a Friday. Oh, it's not too bad. It's a gradual tan. Oh, it's going to get worse. I to be here. Yeah, it's nice to have you here. Happy Friday, guys. Brie, you've got a wonderful tan today on a Friday. Oh, it's not too bad.

It's a gradual tan. Oh, it's going to get worse. I'll be bitter. It's not bad. Is it that bad? Darker is what I meant. No, it's not going to get any darker. So what do you mean it's gradual?

Well, you put it on and it's clear. Yeah. And then you go to bed and overnight it develops. Oh, nice. And you see the real colour in the morning. But it doesn't get on everything. Right. So there's no like residual tan.

Yeah. Like on your sheets and stuff. I need to get into that. Is this an ad for Bondi Sands? Mate, I'm a big fan of Bondi Sands. They've got all the products, eh? Love it. I love, you know my favourite thing I own from Bondi Sands?

You know you have to say hashtag ad, hashtag gifted before that. Hashtag spawn. Yeah, yeah. Is my tanning nightie from Bondi Sands. You know you have to say hashtag ad, hashtag gifted before that. Hashtag spawn. Yeah, yeah. Is my tanning nightie from Bondi Sands. What? Like a big tanning muumuu. Oh yeah. And you just put it on

because obviously And it gives you a tan? No, you put it on after you put your tan on so you don't get it on everything. But then don't you just get a tan muumuu?

What do you mean? Because it comes off on the muumuu instead of Nah, it's a certain material. You put it on once you dry. Have I just invented something? Tanning pyjamas? They're single use. You put them on and while you're asleep they tan your body from the inside of the pyjamas

but it keeps your sheets clean because the outside of the pyjamas don't have a tan on them. You wake up you've got a tan, throw the pyjamas away. You know when you fall asleep on your pillow and there's a wrinkle under your face and you get that line? Yeah. That's what your tan would look like. Very good point. I've cried when I've put a fake tan on before and it was so

bad. Streaky? Because you still have to go to the event. I still, I literally, I'm not joking, so I put it on that night and then I cried after I put it on and I had two big white lines down the front of my face. Good for Halloween though. Remember that tan they gave me for our last photo shoot and it looked like I was doing blackface?

I told them don't put this much tan. That's because you didn't wash it off. I was told not to wash it off. Yeah, you didn't listen to me. Where's your moo-moo? Hey, I got a DM from somebody who would like a shout-out on the podcast before we crack into birthday bangers. Who is it?

It's from Union Tom on Instagram. He said, Clint Roberts, you beautiful man. Isn't that a nice way to start off? Oh, now we know why Clint's doing the shout out. Could I ask a favour if it isn't too late? In the UK on Friday the 2nd of September, I'm marrying my fiancée, Tracy. We both love the podcast

and we would love a shout out on the podcast if possible. Fully understand if you can't, you must get things like this all the time. We don't and we're very fl shout out on the podcast if possible. Fully understand if you can't, you must get things like this all the time. We don't and we're very flattered to be honest. Tom and Tracy from Portsmouth, UK. P.S. Do not let Bree do that awful Cockney accent that she does. Hello, Tom and Tracy. I just want to give a shout out to you guys.

All the best and all the love in your marriage coming up. I know you guys are the real deal and you're truly going to make it. Hello, guys. It's me, Rita Ora. I just wanted to wish you a bloody happy marriage. That's exactly what they wanted. Oh, my God. They just got a shout out from Rita Ora.

They are getting a divorce now. Who's me? You jinxed their marriage. Happy wedding day from the Queen. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. It's Bree and Clint's birthday banger. The podcast.

Yeah. Okay, let's do an international birthday banger. You listening to this podcast right now, join our podcast family. Search the Bree and Clint podcast family on Facebook. You put your birthday on the birthday banger thread on that post there, and slowly but surely we'll make it through to yours and tell you what the number one song was on your 16th birthday. Bing-a-da-bug-a-da-boom, and that's how Tom Neill did it.

He's from Hampshire in Great Britain. I do a good, fancy English person. Come on. Do you? I do a very good, fancy English person. Come on. Do you? Do you? I do a very good, fancy English person. It's better than my cock there. He was born on the 24th of August, 1987. So was that last week?

I believe it was. Yeah. Which means he was 16 in 2003. Yeah. Tom, here's your birthday banger. Miss Knowles. And Crazy In Love. This is a top ten Beyonce song, eh?

Oh, 100%. Okay, let's do one for Dave Young. He's from Palm Harbour in Florida. He was... Oh, no, you do this bit. Yeah, I do that bit. I've been there, Dave. It's a lovely for Dave Young. He's from Palm Harbour in Florida. Oh, no, you do this bit. Yeah, I do that bit. I've been there, Dave. It's a lovely place in Florida.

You were born on the 29th of April, 1973, which means you were 16 in 1989, and here's your birthday back. When you call my name, it's like a little prayer. I'm down on my knees. I want to take you there. I feel like Madonna just dominated this decade of music. Remember how we talked earlier in the week about how people were comparing Dua Lipa to Cher? I think it's easier to compare Madonna to Cher.

Surely Madonna was the Cher of her generation. Right, I see what you're saying. Do you think? Well, they're not the same generation. No, Madonna is 80s. Cher is 70s. Cher is 60s and 70s. Well, Cher is actually timeless, so.

Great point. Cher doesn't have an age. Yeah, Cher is a zombie. She's eternal. She does not age. Cher is a vampire. One more birthday banger for. Good luck.

Carolus. Carolus. Carolus. Snishka. I'm going to say that's how you say it. Snishka. Carolus. Carolus. Carolus. Snishka. I'm going to say that's how you say it. Snishka. Carolus Snishka. Carolus Snishka.

No, there's no H in there. Snishka. Snishka. Snishka. Oh, that's a cool name, Carolus. Run it together. Make it casual. Carolus Snishka.

Carolus Snishka. Casual. From Portland, Oregon. Great place, Portland. You were born on the 19th of September 1992 Which means you were 16 in 2008 And Carolus, here's your birthday banger Such a great

Drinking song Like you're already drunk And this song comes on at a bar. All of them are, to be fair. It's made it quite hard. The winner of Birthday Banger today out of those three songs. It's Beyonce for me, just because I don't see it come up very often. It's Madonna for me.

Is it? Yeah. That song is so good. And any time I've played it in a DJ set like at a wedding or anything like that, it goes the frick off. So we'll go to Split Vibe and we'll give it to Megan today. What's the winner of Birthday Banger? You can't vote for Taylor Swift.

Oh, what? I think I'm on the wrong show. She's like, Taylor Swift, Blank Space? I'm gonna let's go you can vote for any of the three any of them

just make it snappy Beyonce that's it for Dave Young from Palm Harbour no for Tom Neill

it's Tom Neill from Harbourshire he's your birthday banger have a great weekend everybody Tom Neill. It's Tom Neill from Hubbershire. He's your birthday banger. Have a great weekend, everybody. We'll catch you back on Monday on the Branklin Show. We'll see you then. Be safe. Bye. What a way to start the weekend ZM's Bree and Clint Buongiorno everybody, welcome to the show, it's Bree and Clint

Happy Friday, the least work motivational day but pub inspirational day First Friday of Spring Is it? First Friday of Spring Bring it on. Today is the second day of spring. Some real buzzkills will come up to you and go, well actually the season

doesn't change until the 24th of September. Screw those people. Spring is now. September, October, November, that's spring. December, January, February, that's summer. That's all I'm interested in. No, but that's how it works, isn't it?

I always go off the change of season based on how blocked your nose is. Oh, right. And your nose is telling me. Okay, should we try and tell you what season it is now? Okay, so I'll give you an oral demonstration. Spring's here, everyone. Spring is here. Get out the shorts. It's here, everyone. Spring is here. Get out the shorts.

It's here. Oh, that's depressing. I'm having a nose job soon. I know. Rhinoplasty. Yeah. Are they doing a bit of a tweaker? I can tell you exactly what the procedure is called.

I am having a... Are you having a bit shaved off? I'm having the whole thing burrowed out. The peak shaved off? Oh, you mean externally with a nose job? Yeah, like cosmetically.

No, but he has said that after this is done my voice will sound different. Really? Yeah. Not so nasally. Oh. I can't find what it's called.

Anyway, today on the show Friday Oaky is coming up at 5 o'clock. Today we're going to be singing very easy, very straightforward, Nicki Minaj. ...in the booth this week. Did you? Oh.

You chose the song. I was dealing with a real bad toothache, which I still am. Oh, yeah. Well, that has nothing to do with it. I just think I'm not very good at rapping Nicki Minaj. We will rap Nicki Minaj at 5 o'clock today. But first, let's do a tradie versus lady. That's right.

0800 dials the number if you're a tradie and or a lady. Bree and Clint. Time for tradie versus lady. Bree and Clint. Tradie versus lady. Bree and Clint. Time for Tradie vs. Lady. Bree and Clint. Tradie vs. Lady. Right, here we go. Last game of the week. The ladies picking up a win

yesterday, bringing them to 63, but the tradies out in front on 77. Let's see if we can ride that momentum with our lady today. She's 30 years old. She's from Wellington, and she is here for redemption. Last time she played, she lost, but not this time. It's Brooke.

G'day, Brooke. Hey, guys. How's it going? Good, thanks. How long ago did you play? Probably a couple of months ago. A couple of months ago. Okay, so you gave the Tradies one of their 77 victories this year.

Oh, when you say it like that. Don't listen to him, Brooke. Don't listen to him. No, I'm trying to reinforce. I'm trying to motivate you with negative reinforcements. We've got different coaching styles. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Take it back today, Brooke. Take it back. Gonna give it a hot crack. Good stuff.

Give it a nudge, Brooke. The man you have to take down is 41 years old. He's from Tāmaki Makaurau, and the first time he has ever called a radio station is today. Welcome to the show, Luke. G'day, Luke. Hi, guys. How you doing? Good, thank you.

What enticed you to call for the first time ever? My two kids that listen to Tradie vs Lady every day. They want me to give it a go. All right, let's give them a shout out. What's their names? Oh, Leah and Lauren. They're sitting beside me. Leah and Lauren, ahead of Father's Day, Luke, it's time for to give it a go. All right, let's give them a shout out. What's their names? Oh, Leah and Lauren. They're sitting beside me. Leah and Lauren,

ahead of Father's Day, Luke, it's time for you to be a hero. Wait, Leah, Lauren, Luke, what's mum's name? Oh, Tony. Yeah, she's the old one now. Yeah, right, okay. Three L's and a T.

Okay, here we go. Brooke, your buzzer is lady. Luke, your buzzer is tradie. Whoever gets three questions right first will walk away with the victory and $50 cash from KFC. All right, here we go, guys. Question number one. How many seasons were there of the hit TV show sitcom Friends?

Tradie. Yes, Luke. 13. Wow. That's a good guess. Good guess. No idea. Brooke.

16. We were. Brooke. 16. We were looking for around 10. 10 is the exact number we wanted. We will skip that question. All right, question number two. Can one of you name one of the judges on the Masked Singer New Zealand this season? Trudy. Yes, Luke.

Sharon. Sharon is correct. Sharon Casey is correct. Sharon Casey is indeed. We also would have accepted James Roque and Anika Moore. Question number three, one to the tradies. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. That's not who we are. We are, we are, we are.

We are not beautiful. Anyone got it? Yeah, that's not who we are. He's a very famous ginger. Brooke's in. Brooke, who's that? I don't know. The world's most famous ginger would be...

It's Sharon. Yes, well done. She got it by the skin of her teeth. All right, we are one all. Question number four. Approximately how long was the Titanic? 200 metres, 269 metres or 300? Yes, Brooke.

269. That's correct. Very nice answer, Brooke. A nice, long 269 metres the Titanic was. All right, question number five. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. You can win it here, Brooke. This is your redemption on the line.

Who is the current Prime Minister of England? Lady? Yes, Brooke, for the win. Bill Gates? Bill Gates invented Microsoft and is not the current Prime Minister

of the United Kingdom hey would this go would you like a free guess Luke don't say Jeff Bezos

um nah the only guys I can think of is the guy with the terrible hair but his name's lost

the guy with the terrible hair is correct but I do need his real name and I'll give you three seconds. Three, two, one. We're looking for Boris Johnson. Boris Johnson. But he is not going to be the Prime Minister

for much longer. No. Question number six. Still two to the ladies, one to the tradies. How many states are there in Australia? Is it five, six or seven? Lady. Yes, Brooke. Seven. That's

incorrect. Luke? Six. It is six. Thai ball game. Northern Territory and the ACT don't count. Question number seven. Do they not? No, because they're territories not states. Question number seven.

This is for the win, guys. Whoever gets this will take home the 50 bucks cash. Spring has finally sprung. Name the springtime flower that represents the Cancer Society. Yes, Luke. Daffodil. Daffodil is correct. Two times unlucky for Brooke.

Not your problem, though, Luke. You're the tradie versus lady champion. Congratulations. Awesome. Tell those daughters of yours, Leah and Lauren, thank you because you got 50 bucks cash. Yeah, I can thank them for the last answer because daffodil is the name of her chicken. Bree and Clint. Do you remember what the options were that you served at your wedding?

Yeah. Like what food? Was it chicken and fish? Was it steak and chicken? Nah, ours was much better than that. What was it? We hired this company called Big Smoke Barbecue. Oh, it was brisket.

They bought this enormous trailer. It looked like an old steam train kind of thing. Right. But it was a trailer and they just cooked up all this meat and the barbecue on site while we were getting wedding. Getting wedding.

We were getting wedding. While we were getting married. And so the whole place just smelt like barbecue. And then they had all these salads. So it wasn't like a set menu. It was like a buffet. Yeah, right. And you just went around and got what you wanted.

Yeah, exactly right. So heaps of meat. So you were guaranteed to get what you want as your meal at our wedding. Love that. There's an interesting situation where a woman has asked the internet for help and she's asked if she's being a bit of an a-hole for not offering a meat option at their wedding. Oh, interesting.

So here's the situation. She says, my fiancé and I are in the early stages of wedding planning, but both of our families have offered to chip in, but we will be covering the bulk of the cost. We're both vegetarians and really only have dairy products very occasionally. Nine times out of 10, we choose the vegan option and mainly cook vegan for ourselves. My mum has already made a comment

that it's not fair for us to not offer a meat option at our wedding, but we're of the mindset that it's literally one afternoon and we're asking guests not to eat meat for. No one on our guest list has any other dietary requirements we need to think about. She did make the point that we'd expect a vegetarian option at someone else's wedding, but we think it's not a big deal for everyone just to eat no meat for one day. That's so interesting. I need to know, and I don't know if we've got this information, how much have the parents who want meat at the wedding, how much have they chipped in?

Yes. Because if they've chipped in like five or ten grand, It's a lot. then they should be allowed a meat dish. They should be like, hey, we've given you $10,000. How about you chuck a couple of chickens in the oven? Bit of meat on there for us. Just a little bit.

Maybe just do a little bit of pork or something like that for us. It doesn't mention how much. It just says that they're covering the bulk. So, okay. So I can say this as a former vegetarian. I did a couple of years as a vegetarian. Is this wedding a celebration of your marriage or is it a celebration of vegetarianism?

Because if it's the latter, great, vegetarian menu. Well, if they're vegetarian, I guess it's both. No, not true. I'm not there to celebrate you as a vegetarian. I'm there to celebrate your marriage. You're also there as a host. Look, when we organised a wedding, I didn't drink much wine as a person.

Like, it wasn't really something I enjoyed. But you had a lot of wine because you knew other people were going to enjoy wine. But I knew my guests who were there for a good time and had spent money on accommodation and outfits and transport and gifts. Would want to drink wine. Enjoyed wine. It's part of the celebration. I'd like to ask our resident

vegetarian of the show. Great idea. Producer Claude, what's your take on this? Would you serve no meat at your wedding? The more you talked, the stronger my opinion got. Interesting. I think... Which way?

Did it change? I agree with them. You agree with them? I think that they have the right to choose what they want on their menu. They do. And vegetarian food is nice. They're not like serving up like rocks on a plate. Not all vegetarian food is nice.

Not all meat food is nice. Good point. There is some good vegetarian food. There's a lot of good vegetarian food. And it's like, did the mum say it's one day? Or the daughter? No, the couple said it's one day. The daughter said it's one day you'll survive without meat. It's one day. It's a meal that you

don't have to pay for, I assume. Well, she, the mother does. But most people don't have to pay for it. It's just one meal. It people don't have to pay for it it's just one meal it's probably going to be good because it's a wedding menu yeah it's not going to be something like a piece of grass from outside good point it's going to be something nice yeah yeah i'm really torn on this one i'm i'm going to be honest claude is right and that it doesn't matter because i would never argue with your wedding menu for any other reason. Like if you were serving like whatever you were serving, I would never argue about it if it was a macaroni cheese.

I'd go, well, actually, I don't really like macaroni. You know, you just eat it. But because there's meat there, people feel the need to go, oh, wait, wait, wait. And if they were serving like steak or chicken, you wouldn't be like, oh, I actually prefer pork. You wouldn't fight back about that. I mean, that's true. The mum has a good point, though, that if they go to a wedding,

people ask, do you have, you know, a dietary requirement and they would offer the vegetarian meal. People get very defensive when it comes to meat. It's really weird. Imagine in the future where this conversation will be the other way around, where it will be mainly vegetarian and there'll be people who will have to say, oh, I'm actually a meat eater.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That'll be the dietary requirement. I require meat. I need meat. Can I please, you know, you're getting on a plane, you need to put down, I need a meat meal, please. Can't wait. Claude's right.

I actually would enjoy, if it was specifically a vegetarian wedding and they'd done it like that, that would be quite a fun experience. Yeah, I think vegetarian, keen for, I'm on board. If they're both vegetarian, great. Vegan, I'd draw the line. Because, I mean, there might be a good vegan cake out there. There's a lot of

vegan cake for a wedding though, isn't it? You had vegan cheese? No, thanks. I draw the line at vegan cheese. Is your phone

prematurely aging you? Do you mean like if you've got an old model phone and people think you're a boomer? That phone there I think is. The Nokia. That phone's definitely aging you if you've still an old model phone and people think you're a boomer? That phone there, I think is.

The Nokia. That phone's definitely ageing you if you've still got one of those. What model was that, the 3315? It's all Nokias. People often put a number after that. It was all Nokias. That was the ringtone. 5110.

5110? Yeah, that was a Nokia. Was it? Yeah. I had the one before the 3315, the original. It was called the Brick. Oh, yeah. And it really was a brick.

Exactly right. Not those phones. I'm talking about your smartphone. Spending too much time on your phone could be giving you wrinkles, according to a new study that's found that blue light, which comes out of your phone, your laptop, and your computer, your TV as well, could be speeding up the aging process.

Oh, God. What else? Can't go in the sun. No. Need to have sunscreen on. Yeah. I can't eat the foods I want to eat. All that meat you want to have at your wedding. Can't have all the meat.

Oregon State University scientists found that when fruit flies were exposed to it for 14 days straight, they showed signs of impaired cell function and neurodegeneration or ageing. And I've always thought fruit flies are our spirit animals. Very similar to humans. I have a lot in common with fruit flies. Like when I look at the anatomy of a fruit fly,

I think, God, they're similar to us. I hang around the kitchen. I'm really annoying. I'm basically a fruit fly. I love fruit. The biologist heading up the study warned that blue light could have a detrimental effect on a wide range of cells in the body. Existing research already shows that too much screen time

can raise the risk of obesity, mental health issues. It can strain your eyes and interrupt your circadian rhythm. That's what controls your sleep. The circadian rhythm. That's what controls your sleep. The circadian rhythm. Yeah, because you're a cicada and a fruit fly. And now the scientists have said that blue light could trigger cell changes

that speed up ageing and even cause premature death. Oh jeez, this is dramatic. So dramatic. Like, obviously, we all know it's not great to spend a long time looking at screens. It gives you a headache. That's why they invented those blue light glasses or whatever they're called. That's why they invented Kindles as well.

Oh, yeah, the ones that don't have the light in them. They don't have a blue light, a back light. They freak me out. They freak anyone else out. When I look at it, I'm like, how does this work? Kindles freak you out? Yeah. Well, that's because you're scared of books. I'm scared of reading.

So that's one reason why they freak me out. Yeah. Anyway, add it to the list of things that are going to kill you alongside smoking, vaping, sitting. Alcohol. Alcohol. COVID. Pres. Alcohol. COVID.

Prescription medication. Prescription medication. Antibiotics. Negative thoughts. You take too many. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or don't get me started on the vaccine. That was a joke, by the way. That was a joke.

Let's hope so. If the Tarmachys are listening, I don't want to join your party. I'm fully vaccinated, okay? Oh, you just got an email. Let me read it from Brian Tarmacys. Don't read it. The blue light from that phone will kill you, Bree.

It's open. Ah! Bree and Clint. It's time for the later. From iHeartRadio, this is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. This is a scandalous story that we must cut straight to the heart of. The rumour today is that Lea Michele from Glee can't read or write. Here with the truth is our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy.

Hi, Dean. Hi, guys. The truth is she can read and she can write. This has been like a kind of mean-spirited rumor that's been going around about her for a while. That started when one of her co-stars said that she would only improvise on set and wouldn't read the scripts on set. And then Leah has come out saying, it's because I would, you know, pre-organize myself before I got to set. I want to talk to you about my experience with Leah Michelle, though, because I've had an experience with her. Is it a good one or a bad one? Have you met her, Dean? Have you got first-hand experience with Leaha Michele though, because I've had an experience with her. Is it a good one or a bad one? Have you met her, Dean?

Have you got first-hand experience with Lea Michele from Glee? This is my first-hand, personal, my own experience. I can't speak on behalf of anyone else, but when she came to Australia, when Glee first launched, the whole cast of Glee flew to Australia and I was working on the account

that was looking after them and all the Glee cast, it was like literally the pilot episode had aired and nothing else had aired. So they weren't famous. No one knew who they were or anythinglee cards. It was like literally the pilot episode had aired and nothing else had aired. So they weren't famous. No one knew who they were or anything like that. That was like one episode. She gets off the bus.

Everyone was shaking my hand. Hi, I'm like Deanna Aglon. They're all shaking my hand. They're all super sweet. They're in Australia. She looks at me. She gets off the bus. My hand is in front of her.

Hi, I'm Dean to shake her hand. She looks me up and down, doesn't move her hand and walks straight past me and refuses to shake or touch me. Oh, no! Okay, that happened. Then that night,

we had an event at our radio station, similar to your station there in New Zealand. Imagine a private event on the roof of your offices. Okay. She wanted her own

personal bodyguard and we're like, you don't need that. You're not Beyonce. You've been on one show once and no one has a clue who you were. The next morning, she was so upset by everything, she flew back to America, right, and left the press to us.

And all of the rest of the cast stayed. And we all got shredded by Fox America because their star, Leah, was so upset that she left. She caused us so much drama, so much upset. I remember some of the peers of mine were in tears because we were getting ripped about Lea Michele. And she was the rudest, most mean-spirited, most horrible celebrity I've ever met in any of my days.

Well, don't hold back, Dean. Don't hold back. You've never had me speak like this. No, we have not. You don't talk like this about anyone. Dean is very even-handed with his take on a lot of things, and he's covered some scandalous things before. But that's intriguing, Dean.

That's fascinating. Yeah. Clearly, you're over it, though. I'm over it. Yeah, it's raw. But the reason I tell you this story, today she also came out saying, this is what she said, she was like, you know, I'm an edgy kind of person. I'm very, very, I'm a perfectionist.

And sometimes when I'm a perfectionist, I have blind spots. That is her excuse for being a horrible, mean-spirited, rude person. And I don't buy it. I don't buy it. There has been a lot of drama and controversy over the years surrounding her and her behaviour with other cast members on that show. I mean, there has been a lot of people

that have spoken out being like she wasn't very nice to us. Well, that's an exclusive. That is Dean McCarthy's first-hand experience with Lea Michele from Glee, who reportedly can actually read and write. So that's one thing. She's just not reading or writing nice things,

according to Dean McCarthy. That's the latest. It's me reading reading or writing nice things according to Dean McCarthy. No, it's me reading her. It's my official read of her. He's live out of Los Angeles. Bree and Clint. Before then though, let's go head-to-head guessing songs as quickly as we can. We'll put teams together and compete for KFC chicken dollars.

Javen, you're going to play with us. Hi. G'day, Javen. Hi, g'day. Would you like to be on Team Bree or Team Clint this afternoon? T-Clint. T-Clint. You and me, Javen, we're going to do this.

That means, Caitlin, you're with me, mate. Let's do it for the girls. Hi, well, that's good because my partner actually told me to choose you. Good. You guys are like a threesome. Caitlin's like, I wanted to choose Clint, but my partner said, choose Brie. And I'll take it. We'll go turn for turn.

Brie and I will go head to head. And then, Caitlin, you and J,ven are going to go head to head. Producer Claude's going to run the game. Hi, Claude. Hi, Claude. We've got a theme for this week's One Second Song Challenge. Absolutely. So earlier this week, we talked about what the best opening lyrics in songs were.

So we covered off quite a few of them. The listeners submitted some really good ones too. Yes. These are all listener submitted songs, which have some of the best opening lyrics. Love it. Okay. Bri and I will go first. Buzzers are your names, guys.

Let's do this thing. Good luck, guys. Here we go. Here's your song. Bri. Bri. It's Christina Aguilera, Dirty. That was quick.

I'm a big Xtreme fan. Is the opening lyric of that song too dirty to clean my act up? Uh-huh, uh-huh. That means, Caitlin, we're on the board, mate. It's your turn. You guys ready to go? Yep. All right, let's do it.

I just listened to that song. I love it. Such a good song. That was my Kentucky song. Was it? Yeah. Okay, David and Caitlin. Wild Kentucky on your bus. This is the one that was my Contiki song. What? Yeah. Okay, Javin, Caitlin. Wild Contiki on your bus.

I know, right? This is the one that woke us up every morning. Down and dirty. Okay, Javin, Caitlin, this is for you. Here's your song. Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want. Caitlin's in. Caitlin's in there.

Spice Girls. Yes. Wannabe. If you wanna be my lover, you gotta have me with my friends. Make it last forever. Wow. Nice, Caitlin. We're up against it here, Javen. We could be out after this round. I always choke in these moments, Javen, so don't give up.

All right. These are good songs. Okay, this could be for the win. Clint, you need this one. Clint. All right. That's a good song. Okay, this could be for the win. Clint, you need this one. Clint, that's The Darkness and I Believe in a Thing Called Love. Word for word, you got it. Yes! Thank you.

It's not going to matter. Caitlin is taking it out for this round. Come on, Caitlin. Over to you guys. What would she say? One of them just did a Borat reference. Taking it out for this round. Come on, Caitlin. Over to you guys, Javen. What would she say? One of them just did a Borat reference. That's nice.

Okay, here we go. Javen and Caitlin, here you go. Here's song four. It's over to you guys. Good luck. Here's your song. Javen. Javen, get in there, Javen.

Yes. Hello by Adele. Got it. From Javen. Oh, that was do or die. You should go to the tie break now. Oh, I hate tie breaks. You ready for this? I choke even worse.

Okay, take a deep breath in. Okay. And out. I can't breathe through my nose. Through your mouth is fine. Okay. Good luck, guys. Here's your song. Clint!

I think that was Clint. That is I'm Too Sexy by Right Said French. Yeah. Yes! Boy. Yeah, the boy. Sorry, Caitlin, I tried. That's right, that was pretty close at the end.

It was. We gave him a good nudge Javen can I get a Very nice Very nice Brie would you have got That title And artist of that song

I would have Yeah right Yeah Only cause of I mean I know the name of the song But I only know the artist Cause we did that thing

This week Oh right Did you learn it from that I did yeah I did, yeah. I did too. Javin, 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way. Have a great weekend. Let's do it.

Bree and Clint. ZM Bree and Clint, that's Jessie McCartney in Beautiful Soul. Is he the swimming one? Yeah. He is? No. He's American. Who's the swimming one? Yeah. He is. No. He's American. Who's the swimming one?

Cody Simpson. Not even similar. No, I knew there was a difference. Ten points, Clint Vendor. And not even the same generation. Same genre, though. Yeah, same genre. Singing surfy boy.

Yeah, pretty much. Hey, look, this story. Reece Mastin, same genre. No, he's rock. Don't put Rhys Mastin in surfy pop. Singing surfy boy, isn't he? No. Everyone from Australia is surfy. That's how I look at them.

Rhys Mastin technically is from the UK. Is he? Yeah, well his parents are. Is he? Yeah. I'm pretty sure. Look, this next story's a wild one. Okay. So strap in. Because an Aussie woman who spent $10.4 million

that was mistakenly transferred into her bank account has now been ordered to pay it all back plus 10% interest as well as legal costs. Gutty ball. So this is the situation, right? So apparently in May last year, a Melbourne resident was supposed to receive a $100 refund from a cryptocurrency exchange. Okay, yeah.

Right? Apparently, they made a mistake and instead transferred her $10.4 million. They moved the decimal place six places. Yeah. The woman then gifted the money to six people, including family members such as her daughter and her sister. It's very generous of her. It is very generous of her. Anyway, after the cryptocurrency place discovered the error, they began legal proceedings and found out that the woman

had pretty much spent or gifted all the money around the place. As you would. I mean, yeah. Look, in the court proceedings, the plaintiffs allegedly did not realise the significant error until some seven months later. Right. Apparently, according to them. They even bought a $1.35 million house in Melbourne.

She bought a house with the money. That's good shit. That's responsible spending of your ill-gotten gains. Isn't it? Yeah. Which they now have to sell in order to pay back the funds. Right. Now, look, what I'm about to say is not PC.

It's also not... You would do the same thing? Look, I don't want to be held to what I'm about to say in a court of law, but I'm going to say it anyway. There's nothing more dodgy than cryptocurrency and there is no one more dodgy than someone who works for a cryptocurrency agency.

So if they transfer you $10.4 million, spend it. Spend it. You reckon you should. Go for it. Because cryptocurrency is a made up thing. It's made up. It's worth this much, then it's worth this much, then it's worth this much, then it's worth this much. And anyone who tells you to buy it,

I always feel like they've got ulterior motives. So if $10.4 million of it ends up in your bank account, spend it. Look, I feel like you're missing the point a little bit. Am I? Where I feel like the woman would have known that that wasn't her money. Tell them you'll transfer them back the money, but you'll transfer it to them in crypto and then transfer them like

I don't know, one bitcoin. And you go, it used to be worth $10.4 million but now it's worth $15 Australian dollars. I mean can you just imagine the moment where this woman would have looked at her account

and I mean it's a pretty big number to me. Where you'd look at it and then you'd look at it again and you'd be like, is that real? Yeah. You wouldn't believe it. I like the idea of claiming ignorance where you're like, oh I just assumed it was my money. I just assumed it was my $10.4 million. I'd assumed that my

crypto had finally skyrocketed. There was money in my account and I just spend what's in my account so I just spent the money. I mean, I didn't even notice. Like I've got a lot of money in savings and it just kind of blended in with my savings. We want to know this afternoon if a bunch of money has ended up in your bank account. Yeah, accidentally. Accidentally.

It wasn't meant for you, but it appeared in your bank account. Either by mistake or maybe by dodgy means. Maybe someone tried to hide money in your bank account. We don't know how it happened. I always find this so fascinating when it happens to people. Yes. And then what happened afterwards? Did you spend any of it?

Did you have to give it all back? Did you notify someone straight away or did you just leave it and wait to be contacted? And did you get to keep any of it? I hope they gave you a small amount. Sandra's called in. Hi, Sandra. Hi, Sandra. Hi, Brian.

How are you going? Good, mate. How are you? Great. I'd love to hear your story, Sandra. How much money was it? So it was $300. This was about, you know, 20-odd years ago.

Okay. So we were saving for our second house and putting away lots of deposits into the bank and bought our house of deposits into the bank and bought our house, moved into it and then the bank started threatening us with legal action and wanting their money back. So what had happened was

my husband's cousin had gone into the bank, deposited her money she happens to have the same name as me and we'd accidentally taken her money and we had no knowledge of it. Oh, you're kidding me. So you'd stolen from your cousin.

Yeah, well, very accidentally. So we didn't find out until a couple of years later when we were at a family do, and they started talking about this thing that had happened with the bank, making their stuff up with their account. And we went, hang on a minute. And, yeah, that was her money that we'd accidentally pinched. Jeez. You guys could run a hell of a scam together with the same name, right?

You could do some kind of Ocean's Eleven kind of thing. You could share passports, Sandra. Thanks, Sandra. Let's talk to Stephen. Hi, Stephen. Hi, Stephen. Hello. Tell us, was it you that received some money that wasn't yours?

Yeah, so one year I did a tax refund and it was only supposed to be $10. I was thinking, oh, yeah, I'll just get a cheque. And then IRD sent me a cheque for $1,000. Whoa, instead of $10? Yeah, instead of $10, it went to $1,000. I was like, oh, no, this is not right. So I rung IRD. Oh, no,10. Yeah, instead of $10, it went to $1,000. I was like, oh, no, this is not right. So I rang IRD. Oh, no, Stephen.

Yeah. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Here's the story. There's a reason why. I rang them multiple times, and one of the guys said, he said on the phone, he said, you can do whatever you want with the money. So I banked it, and then I spent it all.

Yeah. And then a year later, they tried to come back for it, and I said, well, hold on. On a recorded line, you guys said, I can do whatever I please with the money. Yes, because they always say we're recording these calls for safety. So, okay, good call, Stephen. Yeah.

Yeah, so I spent all the money I bought pairs for. Yes. I bought some clothes, I bought um some games i did whatever i wanted well i went on a spinning spree yeah good man and what happened did you know having to pay it back no i haven't spent a single dime of that money back they wanted it back um they ain't gonna get a dime out of it because on a recorded line and they even threatened to take me to court i said well if you told me to just bring your recording with you because on a recorded line, and he even threatened to take me to court. I said, well, if you're going to do that, then just bring your recording with you because I'm going to win. I like that. And I can just imagine Stephen when he's spending his money on PS4 and games

and his missus would have went, hey, what are you buying all that stuff for? And he said, well, the IRD said I could do whatever I wanted. They told me I have to spend it, babe. Finally, Michelle, did you end up with some money in your bank account that wasn't yours? Hi, yeah. So I worked at a company and then I left them for about a year. And then I just randomly got like $3,000 put into my bank account from the company. I have no idea why.

It was like a year after I'd quit. No. It was like a year after I'd quit. Okay. No, it was like a year after I'd quit. So what did they, did you contact anyone? Nope. I didn't tell anyone and they never got in contact with me. Wow. Okay.

I love it. And how long ago was that? A few years. Oh, you're home and hosed. You're good to go. You're in the clear, Michelle. You're in the clear. Have you spent it?

Did you hold onto it for a little while? You were like, I don't want to spend this just in case. Oh, you're home and hosed. You're good to go. You're in the clear, Michelle. You're in the clear. Have you spent it? Did you hold on to it for a little while? You were like, I don't want to spend this just in case. Yeah, I did. And then I put it in the mortgage, so it was a bit boring. Yeah, nice, Michelle. I like this. Two out of three of our cases today have taken the money and run. That's our advice.

That was my advice with that cryptocurrency thing, too. Just take the money and run. Yeah, I mean, Michelle's $3,000, and this other woman in Melbourne was $10.4 million. Yeah, well same principle applies, I guess. Brian Clint. If you end up in prison, we know why.

Well, I've got this recording on. Oh, this won't help me actually. No, this won't help. Look, I've got a bit of a public service announcement. If you're listening to this right now and you go to bed with wet hair. Producer Claude, she told us today. Let's just do a bit of a poll around the

Bree and Clint room. Producer Claude, yes or no? Every time. Every time you wash it. Pretty much. Showering's the last thing I do. Producer Megan, do you go to bed with wet hair? I'm going to say like 30% of the time. One in three. And Clint? I don't shower at night time. of the time. Okay. So sometimes One and three. And Clint. No, I don't shower at night

time. That's right. He's one of those. Exclusively morning showerer. He likes to get into bed filth and dirty. No, I like to start my day clean. Thank you very much. Yeah, well, you know, whatever way you frame it, you still get into bed dirty.

But with dry hair. Okay. Yes, well, that is true. That could bode well for you because I do this sometimes, go to bed with wet hair because you just can't be bothered. But there's a woman who is a hairdresser. She's spoken out about why this could be really bad for your health. Okay. Which is scary because I feel like a lot of people do this. So she is saying that going to bed with wet hair

could actually be bad for your health as the hair creates mould spores in your pillow. Oh, mouldy hair. Which it makes perfect sense to me because my pillow is always quite damp. And it smells a bit. Plus the heat of your head is like incubating the bacteria

and it's, ooh, yuck. Claude, does your pillow smell? No, it doesn't. Oh, just me then. No, no, when's the last time you gave it a deep sniff, producer Claude? I don't think I've ever given my pillow a deep sniff. Bring your pillow in on Monday, I'm going to sniff it.

Yeah, I want the sniff test on the pillow. But your nose doesn't work. Okay, we'll do it. What do you mean my nose doesn't work? It's broken. Do you need the whole pillow or just the pillowcase? Oh no, change the pillowcase. Yeah, great question. No, but she's saying that because if you've got really wet

hair, it goes through the pillowcase into the pillow. Yeah, that's where the mould's living. We've got her talking about it. Do you want to hear what she has to say? Yeah, definitely. The next thing I wouldn't do is ever go to bed with my hair wet. Two reasons. One, constantly going to bed onto your pillow with damp hair

creates mould spores in your pillow. And I don't know about you, but I don't think people regularly wash their actual pillow. Not just that as well. Going to bed with your hair wet and up actually causes a lot of breakage to the hair because the hair is most vulnerable while it's wet. Didn't know that either.

Your hair breaks. That's why you're not meant to brush your hair when it's wet. What? You're not meant to brush your hair when it's wet. What? You're not meant to brush your hair when it's wet? No, because it's too prone to snapping. Am I doing every single step wrong? Your hair looks fantastic, though. Thank you.

Because your hair's so stretchy when it's wet. That's why your hair's longer when it's wet. You'd be a great hairdresser. Wouldn't I? I think you would. I'd spill the tea as well. I'd have all the golf. You imagine you'd be like, tell me what's happening. Can we just backtrack for a second hairdresser. Wouldn't I? I think you would. I'd spill the tea as well. I'd have all the golf. You would.

I imagine you'd be like, tell me what's happening. Can we just backtrack for a second? Yeah. I've never washed my pillows. Is that a thing? I've never washed my pillows. I've never washed my pillows,

but you know you're meant to chuck out your pillow like every, I believe it's every 18 to 12 months. Yeah, I think it's every year, which is shocking for the environment. It's expensive. Yeah. Most new pillows have printed on it like a use by date. Yeah, I think it's every year, which is shocking for the environment. It's expensive. Yeah.

Most new pillows have printed on it like a use-by date. Yeah. Get a pillow protector. Get a pillow case and a pillow protector. I've got a pillow protector. Yeah, you're good to go, mate.

Yeah, you're good to go. That's probably why my pillow smells. Yeah, exactly right. You guys should get a waterproof pillow protector. I need more than that. I might get one.

Go good with your waterproof sheets. It's so good, the scratchy sound underneath your ear. Hey, I've heard briskos have a sale on. Oh, what?

They have a sale on. Brie and Clint. Look, there's a cost of living crisis at the moment. Brie, just in case you hadn't heard. Is there?

Yeah. So what I've got here is a list of tips on how to save money from rich people. Oh, yeah. This is the good stuff. Rich people telling you how to save money from their ivory castle.

Don't buy presents for family or relatives. These have been published on Reddit, and these are all from people or households who earn over $370,000 a year. These people are intentionally cutting their expenses so that they can retire early. These are the people that don't need to, though. No, but they're going, if we live really tight now while we're on this really good money, we can retire in our 40s.

That's what they want to do. Yeah, but don't you reckon there's nothing worse than a tight, rich person? Well, yeah. Also, my theory is you could die before you retire. Well, that's true, too. And then you didn't enjoy your money while you had it. Either way, I think- All in moderation.

Some of these tips are stingy. Some of these tips- I think there's something in this, okay? So I'm going to go through them. There's quite a few. First tip from rich people on how to save money. Cut your sponges in half. Oh, God.

Don't use a full-size sponge. That's overkill. Okay. Yeah, but then you have to put in more elbow grease. That'll cut your sponge costs in half. Actually, use more elbow grease and it'll save you on dishwashing detergent. Tip number two, start

showering or shaving at the gym to cut back on your water bill. Yeah, well, it also will not piss off people in your house as much. Exactly right. Yeah, you could shower here at work. We've got work showers. I don't want to get tinnier though. You'd have to wear jandals.

Yeah, you're right. But that's a tip. Someone has said, my local produce department often sells discounted bags of fruit and veggies that are past their prime. Last week I got a huge bag of bananas for $3. I mushed them up and made banana bread and the rest I sliced up and froze and put into smoothies. I don't mind this one. I do get discounted produce sometimes. If I'm cooking a minestrone, which is a vegetable soup, I'll just get the discounted stuff because it's the same in a soup.

Totally. Exactly right. In a soup especially or anythinged stuff because it's the same in a soup. Totally. Exactly right. In a soup especially or anything you can freeze. Depends what you're making. Here's another tip from rich people on how to save money. Never buy the latest model of phone or computer. Last year's $1,000 phone will be $300 in three years. And if you buy it then and you've had an older phone before,

it's still going to feel like a big improvement like if you're still on an iphone 4 right now and you buy an iphone 6 it's going to feel pretty good i don't know if those calculations were relatable to 2022 but yes i get what you're saying you know what i mean you know we just did this actually i don't know if my mom's going to be listening yeah but it was my mom's birthday last month and she needed a new phone yeah and my brother and my sister we're all talking about buying her a new phone for her birthday yeah and my brother's like should we just get a the last like you know the older model and she won't know the difference and it costs way cheaper yeah yeah yeah and i was like yeah i'm in for that and was

she stoked she was stoked well there you go. It works. They said never, what do they say here? Oh, hang dry all of your clothes instead of using the dryer. I feel like people would do that anyway. We do that in our household. We only dry our sheets and doona covers. Or towels. Or towels.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You'll hate this one because I know you hate bar soap. Bar soap is better than body wash No One bottle of body wash Lasts for about a month For that same price You can buy eight bars of soap And they will last you six or more months

I make body wash last way longer than a month And it's to avoid ever using the nasty bars of soap There's nothing wrong with bar soap. Yes, there is. No, there's not. Yes, there is. Because how many times would you look down at your bar soap and there's a little pube stuck in it

and then you have to put that onto your body. You don't know where that bar of soap is. Bree, there's a cost of living crisis, okay? Sometimes you need to pick a few pubes out. Well, I'll take the discounted vegetables and produce over the bar of soap. Anyway, the rest of them are pretty boring. Those are the good ones. But there you go.

There's some tips on how to save money from rich people. Great. Now only if I could figure out how to earn $370,000 a year will be in the clear. It's that time of the day, Clint. Father's Day is when? Sunday This Sunday

February 1st trivia Answer tonight Sunday What do you reckon the question might be? Father's Day What about Father's Day? Father's Day is on Sunday Yeah but what's the question?

Oh No I don't know All this week we've been trying Different dad based establishments To see if they can give us the question to the answer Sunday. Yeah. Yeah. The answer's Sunday.

What do you reckon the question might be? The answer we're looking for is what day is Father's Day? The Invercargill Workingmen's Club could not answer the question. No. The New Plymouth TAB, no, the Plymouth, no, Plymouth North TAB was a no.

Could not answer the question. However, the Napier RSA was a big tick. 10 out of 10. Today, to play surprise reverse trivia, please welcome to the show, first of all, it's Big Steve.

Hello, Big Steve. G'day, Dad. G'day, guys. How are you? That's Bree's dad. And please welcome to the show. First of all, it's Big Steve. Hello, Big Steve. G'day, Dad. G'day, guys. How are you? That's Breeze, Dad. And please welcome to the show my dad, Big Ace. G'day, Ace. G'day, Ace.

Hello. We've got two dads on the phone. Dads, welcome to Random Reverse Trivia. Are you ready to play? Ready to rock and roll. All right. Dad, you good to go? Yep.

Yep, good. All right, definitely. Ace doesn't know what's going on. He's like, do I get a prize out of this? What Bree's going to do is she's going to give you the answer. We need one of you guys to give us the question. Good luck. That's why we call it reverse trivia, dads.

The answer is Sunday. What do you reckon the question might be? Steve, what do you think it is? It's Father's Day. Is it Father's Day on Sunday? Oh, so if you said to me, is it Father's Day on Sunday, then the answer would have to be Sunday. I'm going to have to say no, that's not quite the correct answer.

Not quite what we're looking for. Ace, do you have any idea? So the answer is Sunday. What's the question, Dad? I have no idea. Think about it. Think about it. What's happening on Sunday?

I get to sleep in on Father's Day. Yeah, you do get to sleep in. So if Sunday is Father's Day, what might the question be, Dad? What's on Sunday? Right, let's What's on his Father's Day? He's got it! That's the answer!

I feel like he might have had some help from his wife, Clint's mum, but we're not going to go into it. Yeah, exactly right. And that is a win for the dads on a couple of days before Father's Day. Hey, thanks, dads. Happy Father's Day for this weekend, by the way. Thank you. Happy Father's Day, Big Steve.

When is it? It's on Sunday. It's on Sunday. Oh, that's right Brie and Clint Time for Friday Okie And now it's time for Brie and Clint's most popular segment

Friday Okie I love Friday Okie It's the best I listen every Friday I never miss Friday Okie Thanks Brie and Clint You've made my Friday again Friday Okie I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday-oke. Thanks, Brian Clint. You've made my Friday again. Friday-oke.

The world's premier talentless singing competition returns for another week. Well, we just thought, you know, there's enough good singing competitions. Yeah, like The Voice. We need some bad ones. Yeah, this is more like the... That's what we bring you every Friday. Yeah, exactly right. The opposite of the New Zealand Idol.

We go head-to-head with singing... Pop songs? Yeah, we spend 15 minutes with a professional audio engineer and you guys decide the results. This week, Brie has selected the number one song in the country. That's correct. The number one song in the country right now is Nicki Minaj. One, F, R, E, A, K, F, R, E, A, K, F, R, E, A, K, F, R, E, A, K, F, R, E, A, K, F, R,

The flavour. She's undoubtedly back with this song, right? Isn't she? She's done it. It's catchy. Yep. Can we do it, though? Everyone's tried to do super bass before.

Super bass, not easy. I don't know if anyone's tried to do super freaky girl yet. Also not easy. Brie chose the song, so your song comes first. Anything you want to say before we hear your Nicki Minaj this week for Friday Oaky? I put a bit of Brie flavour on the lyrics. Oh, yeah?

Okay. Yeah. And by that I mean I changed the lyrics slightly to relate more to me. Here it comes. This is Brie's Super Freaky Girl for Friday Oaky. She's alright. That girl's alright with me. Yeah.

Hey, yo. I can lick it. I can ride it, I can ride it While you slippin' and slidin' I can do all them little tricks And keepin' it up inside it You can smack it, you can grip it You can go down and kiss it

And every time he leave me alone He always tell me he miss it He want that B-I-E Breezy girl He want that B-I-E Breezy girl B-I-B-I-B-I-B-I Breezy girl You want that B-R-E Breezy girl B-R-B-R-B-R-B-R Breezy girl

B-R-B-R-E Breezy girl It's the Breezy Girl Out here on the streets I'm not sure I'm going to be able to hear the original anymore I want that B-R-E Breezy girl Well my name doesn't quite fit into Super Freaky Girl the same way,

so I've just gone for the original lyrics. You should have just taken the N out. Yeah. Oh. Keep it PG. If you know, you know. Here we go. Here's my Super Freaky Girl.

After you've heard both, you'll get to vote. But here it is. She's alright. That girl's alright with me Yeah Hey y'all I can lick it, I can ride it While you're slipping inside it I can do all them little tricks

And keeping it up inside it You can snack it, you can grip it You can go down and kiss it. And every time he leave me alone, he always tell me he miss it. He wanna F-R-E-O. A-K-F-R-E-O. A-K-A-K-A-K-A-K. E-O.

A-K-F-R-E-O. A-K. Such a fun song to do, eh? Short and sweet, Mark. I quite like it that way. So good. I think it might be a pretty close race this week. Yeah.

I think maybe. We're both crazy freaky girls. I think we might both be super freaky girls. You need to decide it, though. Are you willing to call in, vote, and critique our Friday-oke this week? We're looking for five Kiwis to call 0800-DIAL-ZM right now. Yeah. Brie and Clint.

We have five votes locked and loaded, ready to go. That will decide the winner of Friday Oki. Also a bit of constructive criticism along the way. Sun Chia is here. Hi, Sun Chia. G'day, mate. Hey, how are you guys? Good, thank you.

What's your feedback this week? So I did think Brie, yours was pretty creative but I do have to give it to Clint because it sounds a little bit better. Ooh, I like that. Rough. Thank you very much. Rough feedback for me. Have a great weekend. Sorry. See you later. Have a good weekend. Jess is here.

Hi, Jess. G'day, Jess. Hi. Freaky B or Freaky Clint? What do you reckon? Well, I normally am a fan of Clint, but I thought that this week, Brie, that was the best your voice has ever sounded. Oh. So you're saying I'm getting better very slowly.

Yeah, that's perfect. I appreciate that, Jess. Maybe you need to do a Nicki Minaj Starships next time. Or that rap from Monster on the Kanye West song. We don't want to get too hard. It's a very difficult rap. Only one of the greatest raps of all time. James is here.

Hi, James. Hi, James. Hi, guys. Scores are level at the moment. One to Bree, one to me. Who are you voting for on Friday, Oki? Well, I've got to admit, usually I'm a fan of you, Clint, but listening to your one this week sort of made me hurt deep inside myself.

So I'm going to have to give it to Bree this week. She put her own twist on it. It sounded pretty good. I'll take the default break, James. Thank you very much. I hurt you in your soul, James? Yeah, real deep in my soul as well, man. You hurt him deep down in his belly.

Lucky I'm a duck, and that is water off my back, that criticism. Brittany's here. Hi, Brittany. G'day, Brittany. Hi. What do you think this week, Britt? I'm going to say Clint. All right, you've tied it up.

Any particular reason you're voting for my one in Friday Oki this week, Brittany? I just love the energy. Yeah, all right. Fair enough. I challenged, I channeled Nicki Minaj, you know. I stuck my booty out. I just really got into it this week. You don't have a booty.

In my mind, I do. Like someone robbed you and they stole your ass. I've got booty dysmorphia. Finally, Kelsey's here. Hi, Kelsey. Hi, Kelsey. Hi, guys. How are you?

You're in the power position right now, Kelsey. The deciding vote. I don't want to be in that position. Do you not? Well, you do. It's all up to you. Whatever you say will decide the winner of Friday Oaky this week. There's no questions about it.

Okay. Well, I loved both of them, but I'm going to have to give it to Clint. Sorry, Bree. Oh, gotcha. I did not think I had the best Nicki Minaj in me. I genuinely did not, especially when Brie pulled out the freaky Brie. Yeah, okay. I think that's four weeks in a row I've lost.

I need to pick it up. I need to do something. Okay. I need to. I thought I brought flavor this week, but it wasn't enough. What did we do last week? What did we do last week? What did we do last week? What did we do last week?

Do you remember, Producer Claude, what it was? Of course, Shaggy Angels. Oh, yeah, that's right. I think I lost 5-0. Maybe Urban is my category. Please don't ever say that again. Damn, am I Urban? Keith Urban, maybe.

Bree and Clint. Time for a birthday banger It's my birthday It's my birthday Brie and Clint's birthday banger Right here we go Birthday bangers for a Friday Three people

What was the song that was number one on their 16th birthday We're about to play one of those songs in full Let's bring on our first contestant It's Adele Hello Hello Dammit Hello Hello Hello. Damn it! Hello.

Hello. Hello. Hi. Adele, I can't hear her. Can you hear her? She's on the other side. Oh. Yeah.

Hi, Adele from the other side. Hello. How are you, mate? It's me. Yeah. Don't tell us you've never had that joke before, Adele. Come on. Adele.

That was good. I liked it. She brought it back before, Adele. Come on. Adele, that was good. I liked it. She brought it back from the brink. You did. Hey, mate, let's do your birthday, bagger. What's your birthday? 4th of June, 93. Right, that means you were 16 in 2009.

And on the 4th of June, back in 2009, your 16th birthday, this would have been number one. Oh, my God, you're joking. Adele. You did this on purpose. No, we're serious. What are the odds of that? I mean, I don't think she'd even released the album yet.

No. People are not. I know, it's weird. How's that even possible? Yeah, we might be tugging'd even released the album yet. No. People are not. I know, it's weird. How's that even possible? Yeah, we might be tugging your leg a little bit, Adele. This is your real birthday banger. Bonkers.

I mean, it's a bit different to Adele, but what do you think about Dizzy Rascal Bonkers as your birthday banger? Love it, love it. A bit of Dizzy Rascal never went straight, did Adele? No, no, not Adele. What was that voice? Was that Adele or Dizzy Rascal? No, it's me, Dizzy Rascal.

Oh, no, wait, it's me, Rita Ora. I'm back. I'm here with Taika. Wait there, Adele. Let's do a birthday banger for Shah. Hi, Shah. G'day, Shah. Now, you're going to do your birthday banger for your partner, Dave.

Is that right? Yes, he's in the driver's seat. I'm in the passenger's seat. Okay, good. Oh, good. Responsible driver, Shah. Are we on speaker? No, not on speaker because of my'm interested with you guys' microphones. Oh, Char.

Very considerate. You're on the money. Thank you very much. Can you tell Dave we said hello? Pardon? Can you tell Dave we said hello? Your what? No, don't worry about it.

Never mind. What's your birthday, Char? What's Dave's birthday, Sha? 27th of November, 1980. Right, Sha. Your hubby was 16 in 1996. And on that day, this was number one. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, back it up, Sha. It's no diggity. No diggity. No doubt. Black streets back. That's a banger, Sha. Do you agree?

I agree. Yeah, cool. Sha, tell Dave what his birthday banger is. Your birthday banger is no diggity. Do you like it? It's all good. Okay, wait there, Sha and Dave? It's all good. Okay, wait there, Sharon, Dave. One more

for Jay. Hi, Jay. Hi. I'm cracking up. So I hope that you're going to present me with one. Yeah, me too. I've got a good feeling in my waters. I'm Jay. 24th of January

1994. Straight into it. She's straight into it. Means business. She was 16 in 2010. Well, I've been listening to the rest of them on the last one. Yeah. Jay, here it is.

You've waited long enough. Here's your birthday. Yeah. Can I have it a little bit longer? Slowly. Slowly. Yeah. Owl City. I'm actually appalled at myself and my birthday. Really, you don't like it that much that you're appalled at your own birthday banger?

Well, I mean, I appreciate the song. Yeah, yeah. It wasn't as good as the rest of them. I really enjoyed all the others. Okay, Jay, with your brutal honesty, what's the real winner of Birthday Banger this afternoon? Is it Dizzy Rascal? Am I the winner? Do I get any

money? We haven't crowned you the winner yet, Jay. We're asking for your input. What do you think should win? Well, not mine. Do you want us to play your song for a bit longer so you can hear it, so you can make a decision?

No, can we just have a quick slash of the others? Yeah, yeah. A bit of a slash, okay. A quick slash. Okay, so if we're saying it's not... Just like a quick one second so I can then give you a... Okay, so it's not yours. It's either going to be Dizzy Rascal...

...or it's going to be Black Streets. Yeah. We're all ready, Jay. You've heard them all. Oh, they're all good, but, um... Oh, shit. Um, no, definitely Dizzy Rascal. Definitely Dizzy Rascal.

I'll bet a Dizzy Rascal for you, Jay. Lock it. That's just my personal opinion. Well, I agree with you. Do you agree, Brie? Oh, it's a very, like, full-on song. Wake up. No, it's just a daydream.

Wake up, right? I thought Jay... It's got really good lyrical and secretive. I thought Jay was telling me to wake up. I've already started it. Is this the winner? No, sorry, not you. Yeah, good.

We're playing Disney Rascal. I'm just laughing at Jay. He's so funny. Ray and Clint, what a miss. He's the winner of Birthday Bagger. Brian Clint. Have you ever wondered what are the things that would get you or end you up on the no-fly list?

No, but I'm always paranoid when I'm in an airport. You know when you go through customs and you're like, do I have a knife? Should I be weeing in public? No, what? Oh, what? What? Are we talking about the same thing?

Not quite. No? Move along. Okay? Move along. Okay, moving along. Look, a travel expert has shared the different things that have gotten people banned from flying. Okay. And on the no-fly list. Just like, I don't know if you remember this story, but it was a guy from Western Australia

who copped a $500 fine but was also banned from flying on a particular airline after he allegedly became disruptive and argumentative on an interstate flight. No, I don't remember, but it sounds common these days. Like there's been a few of those stories floating around. So apparently they can ban you from that flight company. For being an argumentative a-hole. Yeah. For being rude or being disruptive on a flight.

Okay. That can get you on the no-fly list. Can you get banned from flying for being too drunk? I believe you can. Right. Yeah, if you are disruptive. Yeah, okay. You know, it depends what your behaviour is.

If you're a friendly, sleepy drunk, they don't mind. If you go to sleep, then I think you're good to go. But let's take it from the experts. This is what they've said, the different things you can get banned and on the no-fly list for. Oh, there's audio of this? Oh, yeah, sorry. Striking any airline employee is a federal offense.

Don't do it. You get a VIP skip line to the top of the no-fly list threatening any kind of terroristic activity come on now if you carry on about having a bomb transporting a bomb you're gonna be on the no-fly list nobody wants that no sense at 30 000 feet if you are transporting any illegal things plants it could also be animals those little arbitrary things that you wouldn't necessarily realize are illegal though that can land you on the no flight list those are the most obvious things i've ever heard to get banned from flying but did you know terrorism activities

um striking the employees or carrying drugs or animals but did you know if you're carrying a plant yeah she means weed. No, she doesn't. Doesn't she? She means well, obviously, I think of weed as in the drugs category. Yeah. But she's talking about like band plants or different Like basil.

Could be. Imagine having to tell people, you're like, I'm on the no-fly list. And someone's like, why? No, no, no. Good advice. I tried to smuggle basil into the country. Good advice. If you're taking a flight

this weekend make sure you don't punch the pilot pack a bomb or transport any tarragon and you'll be fine. The tarragon one

especially. That is sound advice in the Brian Clint show. Yeah. That's better living everybody. Brian Clint. That is the end of the show. And the end of the show.

And the end of the week. And the beginning of the first weekend of spring. Can't wait. Bring on that summer, spring, sun weather. That's it. Get the T's out. It's time for... The T's?

Some sun. Why did you just point at your nipples? Because it's time to get your boobs out for the sun. You know, it's time to get some vitamin D in you. Oh, not yet. It's still pretty cold. Nah, really? Yeah.

Come on. Nah. And make sure you put sunscreen on them because you would be quite susceptible to the sun. Rich, coming from you, someone who still has their spray tan on from last night. Yeah, exactly. Spray tan. I'm safe. I stay out of the UV. Nah, I'll be getting my tees out for the sun this weekend.

And my bees. Are you talking about your titties or your testicles? Can you clarify? I hope you're not getting your testicles out. Come on over and find out. No, I'm good. Come on over. I am good.

I'll drop you a pin. This is a great reminder that sometimes your gooch needs sun. Exactly right. Remember when that was a thing great reminder that sometimes you gooch need sun. Exactly right. Remember when that was a thing? Yeah. Yeah, gooch sunning. No, it wasn't called gooch sunning. Perennium sunning.

Perennium sun. Perennium sunbathing. Basically, you go out at dawn and you put your knees behind your head and point your b-hole at the sun. Yeah, you give the sun a brown eye. That's it. The sun gives you vitality. Yeah.

It gives, what's the vitamin you get? Vitamin D. Vitamin D. The sun penetrates you. With vitamin D. Have a great weekend, everybody. We need to get out of here. We've got to go.

It's Friday afternoon. Bye. See you on Monday. Bye. Bray and Clint. Bye. Brand Clint.