ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 2nd September 2025

Episode Date: September 2, 2025

Irrational anxieties.  Can we get closer to our Name in a Haystack than last week?!  Where did your ex show up?  Jackie van Beek from Taskmaster NZ!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show requested, so here it is. As long as you've got da-da-da-da. It's ZDM's Brionclin, thanks to the KFC Wicked Box. It's back for a limited time only. Grab yours for just $9.99. Team of legend, Cody's neat. Hear out voices we entreat. Got our pies and local tan.

Beyonce defense. I did not consent. I did not consent. I did not consent to this. Damn, was that a rework of the New Zealand National Anthem by Alverio and Bree Thomas Al? I told you guys that if I never heard or saw that footage from Taskmaster again, it would be too soon.

And then you go and do that. Whose idea was it? Go on Own up. I knew. I knew that was something going on. It was me. I thought that's producing. It was so good on last 19th episode of Taskmaster.

So we just thought it needed some more time on the airweds, yeah. Honestly. Next, team of legend, Cody's neat, hear our voices we entreat. Got our pies and local tan. Beyonce fans, Z, man. It actually sounds better in the remix, to be honest. Whoever's done that, has done a good job. You don't know what that's from.

It's from last night's episode of Taskmaster, where the challenge was improve the national anthem. And I think you did. Did I? Well, you got five points, so. Yeah, did you not hear Jeremy Wells? He said, you, five points to Bree for the vibe. On vibe alone, yeah.

Not because of any talent that went into that. What is a national anthem, if not vibe, though? I mean, you did right. I'm so embarrassed. Yeah. I told you guys. I told you. We've got a fun show on the way for you guys today.

We've got two shots at winning Zidium Secret Sound, 4 o'clock and 5 o'clock. We'll go searching for a name in a haystack. First time looking for a name in a haystack since last week. week's controversy. Oh, yeah, that was big last week. The closest we've ever come to finding the name in the haystack. We weren't sure if we were making the right decision, but our friend Megan came in today and said, no, you did the right thing.

It's not nickname in a haystack. She's got a point. So we will keep that faith and we'll go into it today where I think we're up to $1,900. I think you might be right. So that'll happen after five. Oh, more DojCat tickets too. We're going to give away a double pasted DojCat at Spark Arena between 4 and 5 o'clock this

afternoon. When you hear a Doja Cat song, the first person through gets two free tickets. These are a hot commodity, so be hot on the phones for those. Right now, though, Trady versus Lady, 50 bucks up for grabs. Thanks to KFC. Give us a call now, 0800 dials at M if you want to play. Play ZDEM's Bree and Clint. It's Treaty versus Lady.

Three, two, one, let's go. All right, let's get to the bottom of it. Who's going to take it out today? the tradies on 67, that is the updated score for the tradies, and the ladies are on 73. That's confirmed. We're at a three, six, six point difference this year. Let's go to our lady first.

She's in the Tron. She's 28, and she's got double-jointed elbows. Welcome to the show, Jess. Hi, Jess. Hello, how are you guys? Do you have the matching combo, the double-jointed knees? No, but wouldn't that be weird. Brie once broke up with a guy because he had double-jointed knees.

That was an off-air conversation. Oh. To be fair, I probably would too, a bit freaky. Yeah. I couldn't help it. It gave me the ick. I felt so bad. He's just standing there like an emu, and you're like, bro.

We dated in the wintertime, so I never saw his knees until months later. Let's move along. Our tradies day is calling us from the capital where he's 40, and he loves a spicy curry. Welcome to the show, Stu. Hi, Stu. Your name should be curry. What kind of curry? What's your favourite?

What's at the tippity top, stew? Maybe no lamb rogan, Josh. Oh, you do like him spicy. Can you get a spicy stew? Yeah. I guess you could spice up a stew, couldn't you? I could definitely be spicy if you wanted me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. All right, spicy stew. Your buzz is tradie. Jess, yours is lady. The first to three correct answers goes home with $50 cash from KFC. Good luck, guys. Here we go. Question number one.

Which planet is known as the red planet? Trady. Lady. Yes, Sue? Mars. Mars. It is, of course, Mars. One to the Trades.

Question number two. Who wrote the play, Romeo and Juliet? Lady. Yes, Jess. Shakespeare. Shakespeare. It is Shakespeare. Well done.

We are one apiece. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. Stu. Ed Sheeran? It is the man, Ed Shearan. Well done. Two to the Trades, one to the ladies.

Question number four. Name the actress that plays Bridget Jones in all of the Bridget Jones films. Trady. Yes, Stu for the win. René Zelliger. He's got it. Well done, Stu. Well done, get it.

Even Jess isn't impressed, Stu. You got juice. I just like to thank my wife for that one Oh yeah that's okay That's understandable Hey Jess is impressed Unless of course you're running double jointed knees You're not running double jointed knees

Are you Stu? No no unfortunately no My knees are shot anyway Yeah Stu's been marked safe from double jointed knees Correct Well done guys thanks for playing Stu for 50 dollars cash coming you away

Well done mate Thank you Sweet as Trades go to 68 against the lady 7 ZDM's Brie and Clint Podcast Why is there fruit flies in the studio? Is it something to do with Herman the German? Do you reckon Herman the German is rotten in the middle?

Has he got some kind of bug? Has he got ticks? Because you had... I inhaled a fruit fly before. It flew into my mouth. I just squished one. Yeah, right. Like, is there fruit in here?

I don't think so. Oh, Fledge has a lot of fruit in here in the morning. Yeah. But I don't think... I can't see any fruit. Yeah, not sure. Anyway, have you heard of fuel anxiety? Fuel anxiety, no.

Refueling anxiety, I think it's called. Refueling anxiety. Yeah. No. Apparently, that's what all Gen Zetas have. Really? Yep. According to a study that's been done,

a lot of Gen Zetas are suffering from refuel anxiety. Well, I need to know what it is. Is this something to do with filling your car up? That's exactly what it is. Okay. Yeah. Over half of the 2,000 respondents confess that they worry about parking close enough to the pump, choosing the right fuel type, and even how to handle the nozzle without looking like an amateur.

I thought this was going to be around running out of petrol, but it's not. It's about the actual process of filling the car up. Yeah. Wow. We've got a Gen Z here with a car. Producer Ella, hi. Hello, hi. Do you have this?

No, and usually I am the Gen Z representative of the show And I'll defend us because you guys talk a lot of smack about our generation But this is a bit ridiculous I think phones and social media has made so many people so aware That people are looking at us No one's looking at you filling up your petrol You can take as long as you like You can go ask the attendant

That's what they're there for Sounds like someone who's recovering from refueling anxiety to me No not at all what are you talking about but you know what i mean yeah yeah yeah look anything can be stressful if you haven't done it before look i'm not going to lie or you haven't done it much i have a bit of this really yeah not the not the um reasons they're giving but for other reasons like when i moved to new zealand it's quite different from all the petrels are labeled different eh well it's quite different yeah there's a lot of differences i mean for one the

cost, two, the petrels are labelled different. And three, you know what gives me actual anxiety is you never know if you have to pay inside first or if you have to prepay or if you pay after. And sometimes I just end up standing around looking like an idiot. Because I'm like, and I'm just like pressing the nozzle and it's not working. And then they come over the loudspeaker and they're like, excuse me, miss, please. Come inside the patient. And I'm like, oh my God, I'm so embarrassed. Are there any petrol stations left that fill your car up for you? That would be nice. Yeah, there would be.

Is there? I do struggle with the toggle thing. There's one near Thames. Oh, okay. Like, I remember going there and they did. And I was like, oh, my God, this is so nice. I mean, type of petrol station, like ZD or BP, not gull. They don't even have stores anymore.

They've just got the pumps. That's why they're cheaper, right? I don't know. Yeah, I guess. Yeah, but nah, I'm done. Right, okay. Refuel anxiety. Text us if you've got it.

Yeah, do you have refueling anxiety? You know what I think the millennial equivalent is? Like getting on the phone, calling the doctor to make an appointment. Are you reckon millennials have got anxiety about that? Millennials definitely have anxiety. Claude, you're a millennial. Our millennial producer, Claude doesn't like answering the phone. I'm okay dialing out.

It's the dialing, like, people call me, and I don't know. I'm not expecting a call. I'm like, who is I? I don't like it either. I will answer it because I'm a big girl. Oh, I don't. But I don't love it. I'm like, they can leave me a message and I'll call them back.

Some people don't. Yeah, some people do not answer it. I've got a friend who I called the other day. I was like, oh, I've got tickets to this game. I'll call my friend and see if he wants to go. I called him. He let it ring out and go to voicemail. And then he text me instantly.

And he goes, hey man, what's up? I was like, I just called you. Why don't you just answer the phone? He's like, yeah, I don't want to talk to you on the phone. Just text me. It's what texting has done, though. Yeah. Well, they do say that they reckon a lot of this is because, yeah,

you guys grew up during a global pandemic. Ah. Yeah. Okay, that's valid. Someone else said, I've got the opposite. I refuse to go to any petrol station where I have to interact with another human being. There you go. Oh, my gosh.

What's this world coming to? I thought we could ask people this afternoon. What is your irrational fear? Like, what is the fear that you have? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where you're like, you know it's silly and it's not really real, but you have it anyway. It stresses you out, but it shouldn't. Like answering the phone, like filling your car up, like talking to another human being in real life.

Yeah. Heating a bowl of soup gives me anxiety. Why? Because I'm not good at it. And I'm like, it's always a rigmarole. How can you be good at it? Mate, some people. Microw it for a minute, mix it.

Microw it for a minute, mix it. Yeah, but I never get it exactly right. And then, like, even just getting the bowl out of the microwave. You know what you should do? Yeah. You should reheat it on the stovetop. See, that I like because you know. Yeah, that's classy shit there.

Too many dishes. I'm the same brie. I tried to make porridge for Ryan, my husband today, and I actually couldn't, and he ended up taking over. Have you got porridge anxiety? Yes. Yeah, yeah. I know it's ridiculous.

Wait, is your name Goldilocks? How'd you know? There is Franklin. Apparently, the new fear for the Gen Z, is refuel anxiety. Terrified of filling their car up. For a bunch of reasons. They just don't like the whole process.

Obviously not all Gen Zs. It's not our Gen Z. She's fine with it. She says, although we've never seen her fill her car up. No. I heard she gets her husband to do it. Yeah, he does all the time. So we want to know your irrational fears, anxiety-inducing activities.

God, there are some interesting ones coming in. Someone said, I'm terrified of posting anything online. I won't even post a story. Interesting. Yeah. I get that. What about this one? My irrational fear is emergency vehicles coming up behind me, and I cannot move out of the way for them.

That I understand. Yeah, yeah. And you know. And you're like, it's me. I'm not doing the wrong thing. I want to move for you. I do. Elisa is here.

Hi, Elisa. Hi, Elisa. Hi. What's your irrational fear, Elisa? So if you're like walking out of the elevator Or you're holding it for someone That the whole lift is going to fall And then slice me a half

Lisa have you been watching too many final destination movies I mean maybe You know you're not the only person who to text this in There's a few people with elevator anxiety And I thought it would be because you don't want to be in a box With another person that you don't know For 45 seconds But no it's the same thing

the elevator cutting them in half is their fear? Yeah, there's a really scouring episode of Grey's Anatomy. Oh, is there? Does this happen in the episode? Yeah. Oh, nah. I don't, no wonder you have an irrational fear. Oh, that's horrible.

Thanks, Alisa. Let's go to Piper. Hi, Piper. Hi, Piper. Hello. What's your irrational fear, Piper? So, my irrational fear is that when I have gone throughout the day I'm not eating enough food.

If I eat a slice of bread, the bread will then suck up all the moisture in my stomach and I'll become a triveled prune. It's so, so specific. So is this, sorry, I missed the detail, is that if you haven't eaten enough or you haven't drunken enough during the day? A bit of both, I think.

A bit of both, I think. It comes from childhood. There's a video on SpongeBob, there's an episode on Spongeball where there's like an old grandma who's like really, really shriveled, and I feel like that's what I'll turn into. These TV shows have got so much to answer for, Piper.

I know. Yeah, yeah. I mean, that will happen, though, Piper. You know that. It is, it is science. Oh, yeah. Depends on the bread. It depends on the bread.

But, yeah, yeah, yeah. If you get a more grainy bread, you should be okay. You should be okay, Piper, yeah, but those fluffy whites. Oh, okay. I'll keep that in mind for next time. Yeah, good. Shrubble you right up. My irrational fear is taking anything out of the oven.

Yep. It's scary. It's scary out there. Things are hot and hot. heavy um what about this one going to an event birthday or something at a public venue and arriving by myself and the awkward bit where you arrive and look around to find the people you are here to see and somehow you all of a sudden are blind and you can't find them do you know i read okay that's a terrible that escalated that is a horrible horrible position to be in that escalated so

badly i understand the anxiety of showing up to an event and being the only one here Should I give this tip that I heard? You know what? Just events in general I hate. Yeah. No, I can't give this tip because it involves medical advice. If I'm at an event, you'll find me in the corner with the safest people that I can find in the room. And by safest people, I mean the people closest to me.

Oh, you'll find me by the food. Yeah, well, I try and lure the people that are safest to me to the food. We asked you what's your irrational fear. Someone said I'm 30 and I'm still scared of the dark. mainly outdoor darkness but sometimes walking in the dark in the house I feel like something is going to grab my ankles. Outdoor

darkness is very scary. I reckon that's from that scene in the sixth sense where the girl comes out from under the bed and grabs Bruce Willis. Horrible. Horrible. Someone else said doing makeup in front of people is my irrational fear. At the

gym I'm always like am I doing this wrong? Are people looking at me? What's the irrational fear? Someone said chicken. Cutting it makes me dry reach. The texture, everything, and then having to cook it. Like, am I going to give someone salmonella? I feel like we all have that fear.

Chicken stress. Like, I will cook the crap out of my chicken until it's so dry that it's like a piece. Just so I'm like, that's definitely cooked. Someone else said my irrational fear is getting a wharf. I totally get that. A war on a fitness. You know, because when you go get a wharf, you're so terrified that they're going to fail you and there's going to be a million things you need to fix.

Yeah, yeah, very relatable. Yeah. My irrational fear is asking what my neighbour's name is. Oh, I get that one. I get that one. Because what if they've already told you their name? Yes. And you've forgotten it.

And then you've gone on to live next to them for another two years. And you've just avoided it. And you don't know what it is. But it's too late to ask again. When we recently moved, our next door neighbors who are lovely. Yes. lovely one of their names is very unusual okay very unusual did you write it down we did not and we forgot it for ages yeah and then just so happened that my parents were visiting my dad goes oh i know their name

it's blah blah blah and then we were in a position where we're like do we trust that my dad has remembered the correct name no you don't and you know what you do what you wait until they're asleep and you go over to their mailbox and you look at their mail and you look at their mail See that's smart Because then at the least You can get their initial

Yeah What if they catch you though? You know what would have been Less weird Is just saying the wrong name Yeah Or going hey This is so rude

I've forgotten your name No no it's still their mail Yeah I've got an irrational fear of eggs I genuinely cannot eat them Unless they're baked in a cake Yeah That's quite common I think

someone said going through airport customs what if I accidentally packed a bomb yeah everyone's like that yeah everyone's like oh my god what do they do you have a kilo of meth do I have a huge knife in my bag I don't know my irrational fear is using the urinal next to other blocs

I get shy and I can't go fair thanks guys very funny ZDN's brainclient please welcome from the current season of Taskmaster the queen of wigs Jackie Van B

Callow Kiota Kiyoda Jackie Mibbeek What a ball of brilliant energy You are, my friend What is lovely to see you again It's so, I love this woman so much Like I can't express to you

Like my love over the season Just grew and grew and grew Me too, I've missed you mate I've missed you too I think about you daily and you Clint Oh actually Be honest of me Have I ever crossed your mind?

Never Never And that's okay How have you found your taskmaster experience, Jackie Van Beak? I watch that show and I see the tasks that you do and I've talked to Brie about doing them and how when we see them, we laugh. But when you're performing those tasks, it's complete silence.

You don't get feedback. Did you find it stressful? No, I didn't actually. I quite enjoyed the peace and quiet. What I find stressful is like a lot of people talking to me at the same time, say, around a dinner table. Got it. You know what I mean?

Like when I'm at work and everyone, being, you know, like, someone would come in and whisper, do you want a coffee? I'm in heaven. So, I know, I just went about the tasks, popping on wigs. She only took the job to get some peace and quiet for a holiday. Some time away. It was my R&R. Thank God, no, thank God that was talking to me.

You know, Jackie did not know anything about the show. Like, she went on there, isn't that right? Completely kind of blind. Well, you've never seen it. No, well, I was offered the fantastic opportunity to compete. I talked to a few people that had done it. was like it's so fun you're going to love it so I watched one of the UK you know episodes episodes yeah for the first time yeah and then I watched a couple of the New Zealand

ones and I was like it does actually look quite fun and then it was Tom Sainsbury my mate I was on set with him and he was like Jackie you will love it there's so many wigs there's so many costumes it's going to be so silly and I'm sold I'm like Tom I'm doing it we have a challenge that we're putting all of our comedians who come in for the season of taskmaster actually every comedian who comes in the studio every comedian that comes into the studio takes part. I would just debate whether I could or should be classified as a comedian. I would say

a theatrical wonderland. Mate, you're one of the funniest people I've ever met. You're a comedian. Are you willing? Of course I am. I am. Okay. This is called Can I Get a High Year? Hello. Can I get a hoarer? Very simple game, Jackie Van Beek.

We're going to call a business. The only words you're allowed to say are, can I get a Can I get a I'm just mimicking here Yeah yeah yeah It's like there's two of me All your needing is a

Hoia from them Are you familiar with the phrase Can I get a hoia? Yeah I am now Yeah yeah Okay good So you're looking for the person to complete Okay no hi how are you

No hey I need you to say this thing For example Here's Pax Society attempting it this week Good afternoon Paxon safe Glenniness Can I get her Hello Can I get her?

Can I get her? Yeah. Wow, so close. And you can only say those words. You can only say it. You can't beg. No. You can say it multiple times, but that's the only words.

Are you ready? Yes. Can Jackie Van Beek, the Queen of Wigs, get a hoarier from Rodney Wayne, the hairdressers? You've got this. You got this. Rodney Wayne St. Litch is speaking with Drew. Can I get her? Bye-bye.

Can I get her? Sorry? Can I get her? And then you say... Um... Yes? Ah, yeah. Can I get her?

Um... And then you say... Can I get her? And then you say... For a hundred dollars. Can I get her? I'm good. Oh, zero.

Was it my tone? Was I too aggressive? Was I not aggressive enough? I actually thought you were going to get it for a second. I thought it was going to happen. I thought it when she said, but I think she was like, ugh, yeah, yeah. My favourite is when she was like, I'm good.

I'm not. Jackie Van Beak, she can't get a whole year, but you can see her tonight on Taskmaster, on TVNZ2, and on TVNZ Plus. Great to see you. Thanks, Jackie. You guys look wonderful. Thanks so much.

Brie and Clint podcast. Nothing worse than running into your ex or what could make it worse is in a really bad situation. Yeah, particularly bad to bump into your ex if you're not expecting it. If you're not prepared for it. That makes it worse. Yeah. Also what I think makes it worse is if it's at like an event or something that's quite small. So there's not really...

Nowhere to hide. Anywhere to hide. Yep. You know, those two things definitely can make it worse. guys and they're like oh my god they used to date and they know it's happening oh my god they haven't seen each other since they broke up uh-huh uh the u.s opens on at the moment the tennis one of the grand slams and there's a tennis player her name's carolina mulchova uh she's one of the i think she's um number 13 in the world okay cool so she's big deal very good very good tennis

player uh she's had an awful situation where her most recent game at the US Open. The big stage. Big stage. Her ex has turned up at the game and she has spotted him in the crowd. That's not cool, man. And apparently, because she got quite upset, quite visibly upset. Yes.

And had to regather herself because she was losing at this point. Yeah. So that's not ideal. Yeah. She asked him to leave. He didn't. And then, anyway, eventually he did leave and she turned it around and she did win the game. Oh, my God.

Isn't it crazy how relatable this is? Like, not the fact that she's on court at the US Open. That's not relatable. But getting upset because you've spotted your ex at your special event. Yeah. And then having a little breakdown about it. Exactly. Yeah.

Go away. It's very human. Go away. Like, this is my thing. Totally. Do we know if the ex is anything to do with tennis? Like, did he have a right to be there? It doesn't say, but it gives the vibes that he has been doing this.

in not a nice way. Oh, he's a dickbag. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, because apparently afterwards she did say that her ex had been showing up at places where he shouldn't be. No, no, no, no, no, no. So not cool. She just needs to give his picture to...

So this is the thing, right? Whatever open she's playing out and going, hey, I'm happy to be a part of your tournament, love to be there. Do me a favor, could you please not let this guy in? So I would have thought, because I was like, oh, well, security of you. has missed it. Yeah. But apparently, because I looked into it, she didn't tell anyone.

No. And she still hasn't told anyone at the open, hasn't made a big deal about it, but she bloody should. Did she win in the end? She won. She went through. That's good. Yeah, one in three sets and she did go through.

But she should be given this guy's name and pitcher to all of the security at the US Open. They should just rally behind her and go. Yeah. This is not appropriate. Not appropriate. I mean, he can go to the other games if he wants. He can go to the other games?

He can watch it on TV? Yeah. Totally. Not turn up at her game. And apparently he, like, on, like purposefully stood in her eye line. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not cool, man. What an a hole.

No, no, that's like borderline harassment. Yeah, no, that is harassment. Yeah, yeah, sorry. Absolutely, it's harassment. There's not ball line. Sorry, just chicken with the umpires. No, not a line ball. No, it's harassment.

Yeah, definitely. I thought we could ask people on 0800 dials at M, where was the horrible place? place you ran into your ex. We're not looking for harassment stories here. No, no, no, no, no. But just like coincidence. Yeah.

This literally happened to my friend on the weekend. Her boyfriend, they dated for four years. They broke up nine months ago. They had not seen each other since. And she was at the beach and she said full bikini. First time she's been to the beach like throughout winter and who does she see? Her ex. What are the chances?

With another girl. Oh. Was the other girl in a bikini? Yep. And she said she was banging hot. That's unfortunate. I reckon it would be more unfortunate if you were in a bikini and the new girlfriend was fully clothed. And you had to meet the new girlfriend in a bikini while she's fully clothed.

Like, you don't want to be in a bikini the first time you see your ex. You know, you just don't. Did your ex show up when you were on a Tinder date? I don't know. What's the most awkward place that you bumped into your ex? Maybe. You weren't expecting it. You went to the movies and you know how they give you what's the name seats now?

They tell you which seats? Allocated seats. Allocated seats. And imagine if your ex got sat next to you. Or on a flight. A flop. Nah. I'd be done.

Oh, 800 dollars at M. I'd be like, where are those exits again? The ZM Podcast Network. tennis star Carolina Mujova is playing at the US Open and her first round game nearly got derailed when her ex turned up out of the blue tried to throw her off she got quite upset about it

eventually he left and she turned it around as she won She's trying to focus on her literal career And he's there in the crowd Like what would be, is there any reason Like any good excuse He only dates tennis players and he's seeing the girl that she's playing against? That might be the only one.

Yeah. And I don't think that was the case. And I don't think that was the case. No. So we want to know, what's the awkward, unfortunate place that you bumped into your ex? Georgia's here. Hi, Georgia. Hi, Georgia.

Kilda guys. Where was it, mate? Where did you run into your ex? Um, on my flight home from Australia. Oh, no. No, thanks. How, how close were you seated? What was the situation?

Um, I just happened to look up because I'm nosy and, like, to people watch. Yes, and I just clocked him and thung into my chair. What? He was walking. You were in your seat and he was walking down the aisle. Yeah. Oh, no. So I don't think he saw me, but when we broke up.

Georgia, Georgia, let me tell you, let me tell you, he saw you. Oh, possibly. I'm telling you, he saw you. Georgia, I was once sat behind my ex. with my new partner on a ferry ride back from Wihiki and we both pretended that we didn't see each other for the whole fairy ride but we saw each other Oh, he saw you Georgia

He saw you, she saw me, you saw him How long since you'd broken up and why did you break up? Oh God, about eight years ago now And he was a word that I cannot say on air Oh wow, that bad, huh? Uh-huh But what makes it worse is I used to nanny a family

five houses down from him after we broke up, I never cross past with him any of his family until eight years later on the flight. On the flight, yeah. The universe needed you guys to bump into each other. Maybe the universe wants you guys to get back together, Georgia. No. No. I'm happily with my current partner,

seven years deep. Georgia, how did he look? rough as anything rough as anything good that's what we want to hear Georgia you win Violet here hi Violet Hi Violet Hi Violet

How are you guys Good thanks Tell us mate where'd you run into X Always the supermarket Oh this bloody supermarket It's hard to dodge and weave in the aisles It's the worst place to bump into anyone Let alone someone you don't want to see

Because you've got to see them another six times The only time I've snuck down the health food aisle Just to avoid the X I mean that's fair So what happened, Violet? Tell us. You're like, well, between the relationship? Yeah, so what happened at the supermarket?

Did you guys lock eyes? Did you speak to each other or did you try and avoid each other? We kind of like locked eyes and then realized that we both had children. And we kind of like looked away because we were like, oh, fuck. This is like eight years ago that we were together. Yeah. And now we're with new partners. So no life updates in that time.

you hadn't stayed in contact and then you're like, oh, he's got kids and he was like, oh, she's got kids too. No, there was, we haven't been in contact since. There's, I mean, we've kind of got the same friends, but we don't, like, I don't hang out with them anymore. Have you got a new supermarket now, Violet? No.

I could shop at Woolworth, but Pagan Save is a little bit cheaper. Violet's like, I refuse. I refuse. Lots of texts coming in on this too from people who have bumped into their ex. Someone said, oh my God, that person's on the phone. Hello, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous.

Hi. Tell us what happened. Where did you see the X? So not quite an X, but the person I almost lost my V-card too. Okay. Was it my first antennasial class? A few years later. How many years later?

12 years later. A few. We've gone from V-card to full-blown pregnancy. And when you say you almost lost it, what happened? Um, we, uh, we're, uh, we'd have a few too many juices. Okay. And, you know, when you're young, you don't quite know whether, where the sandwich ingredients go, you know. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, so you try, you guys tried to make that sandwich, but it just didn't come together. No, the ingredients kept falling out, I guess. That is, that is a juicy ham sandwich. Yeah. Or not. It's an open ham sandwich. Yeah.

Yeah. He ghosted me after. there. We never spoke again until we bumped into each other at the antinatal class. I've done intinatal class. Half of antenatal class is bonding with the other parents around you. You would have had to, you guys would have had to chat.

We did. They did that donut game, you know, with the smaller ring on the inside. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like, this guy's not going to be good at the donut game? Did you say to him? How did you manage to get her pregnant? Last time I saw you didn't know where to put it. Oh, shit is.

Oh, that's so funny. Thanks, Anonymous. That's brilliant. That's very good. We've had a texting from the lesbian community who said it's very hard to not bump into any one of your exes if you're a lesbian in Auckland. Yeah, I mean, if you can swing a cat, you'll hit one of your exes. Someone else said, there's so many good ones.

I ran into my ex after four years at the same bar that we broke up at. Yeah. That's horrible. Someone else said, I saw my ex at my sister's funeral. Oh. That's terrible. Someone else said, hi, I'm a gay man, ran into my ex at the urinal. Bloody awkward.

Hadn't seen him in three months and then he turned up right next to me. Yeah, that's not ideal. Both doing your things. Not ideal. What did you recognise first, I wonder. You're like, I know that penis. Hey, I know that penis anywhere. I know that penis anywhere.

Anywhere. David. It's ZAM's Bree and Clint podcast. It is Let's Get Classical. That's right. We're going to take on producer Ella in our game where we guess pop songs all done all classical, usually on the piano or something like that. Yeah, and she pantsed us last week. She's been, she's been pantsing us.

Hey. She's back. She hasn't been pantsing us. I'm pretty sure we won the week before. Nope. Oh, wait, you might have. But not in my world. She beat me too, no while you were away.

Oh, did she? Yeah. She's back. It's okay to acknowledge to accept. that she's back. I don't feel super confident. Yeah. But, you know.

This is fantastic. And your chances have greatly increased because I'm back. You're correct. Yeah, yeah. I'm just along for the ride at this stage. Look, I just love this game. I love playing it. I'm here for it.

I don't believe you with that tone of voice. If people want to win 50 KFC chicken dollars, you can text either Bree and Clint, we're a team. Mad Dog. Or text Ella slash. No, Mad Dog. Okay. She wants to be known as Mad Dog.

Thank you. To 9-6-9-6. First text in, I back Claudia. Yay, I'm going to win. No, no, Claudia's not an option. She runs the game. I know all the answers. No, Claudia, stay away.

Claudia would win, but she's not playing. Yeah, I win regardless. A lot of support coming in for Mad Dog. Lot of support. Well, if she's going to be known as Mad Dog, can I be known as Harry Hawk? If you want. You can be Harry Hawk. I'm Harry Hawk.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, if you want Harry Hawk in your corner. And I want to be known as Dogg. Donkey Kong. I thought you're going something else with donkey there. Yeah, yeah. You just text whatever you want. We'll figure it out.

It's ZM's Breed and Clint Podcast. It's Let's Get Classical Time. It's me and Bree versus producer Ella or Mad Dog, as she likes to be known. We've been rebranded as Hairy Hawk and Donkey Kong. Or as someone's just texting our pseudonym should be Hairy Dong. Yep, I'm happy with that. As a team. Hairy Dong.

Very Dog versus Mad Dog. We are a stiff force. What noise do you guys make? Because I'm a bark. Yeah. Hold on, wait, wait. This is the noise we make. Yeah, that's it.

Nice. That's it. Claudia, you're running this. This is great. Yes, I am. So we know the rules, but I'll go over them quickly. You need a buzzing with your name. I'm looking for the artist and the name of the song.

These are all pop songs that I've reimagined in a classical style, which to me basically just means piano. Yeah. Are we ready? Ready. Super ready. First team to two points takes home the win. Here is your first song.

Bree. Ella, breathe. That is Justin Timberlake, Crimea River. No, it's not. Sounded like it. Free guess, Ella? Or I'll throw you all back in. I think I've almost got it.

Yeah, me too. If she doesn't get it. I think I've almost got it. Okay, everyone's back in. Bree. That is Destiny's Child's Survivor. That is it. Yeah.

I knew it was somewhere in the back of my millennial brain. What a bop. That's what I am. I'm a survivor. I can get this next point. Oh, I like the self-horts. This is lovely. What a great song.

Put that in Friday Jams. If music director Pixie's listening. Yeah, there's always a survive at Destiny's Child. All right, one point to Harry Dong. Here's another song. Oh, oh, Ella. Work from home, Fifth Harmony. She's got it.

Wow. I didn't even hear any notes. Oh, thank the Lord. Can you play from the start again? Yeah. It's my favourite for harmony song. Work. Not their only song?

No, how dare you. They've got at least one other semi-hit. Top three for sure. Okay, we won a piece of this, the decider. Oh, I was not. Oh, okay. We've got a game on our hands. Oh, Clint, you're still here.

Okay, Mad Dog and Harry Dom. I'm joking. Come on, mate. This is your time to shine. I'm doing my best, okay? It's your time to shine. Here it is. What?

Oh! Ella! Ella. Black magic. She hasn't got it. By who? It's not Fifth Harmony. Black Magic?

Bye. Yeah. Over here. Let me have this. Please, let me contribute. I just want you know, I've got it if you don't. Don't mess it up. I gave you that point.

Donkey Kong. Here we go. No. Black Magic by Little Mix. Emma, eight. Yes! I help! Ella, you had the song title.

I'd be gutted if I was you. That was yours and you gave it to us. I began because I didn't hear the song. I just, when you said black magic and I could hear in Claudia's voice that it was correct, I was like, I know who does that song. Oh, don't blame me. My mom told me if I had nothing nice to say,

not to say anything at all, but I'm ignoring that. Screw you, I hate you all! And that means Rachel, you backed Harry Hawk and Donkey Kong. You win the 50 KFC Chicken Dollars. Nice work. Oh, thank you guys. Never in doubt, eh, Rach.

Rachel, you should be a shame for voting for them. Don't bring Rachel into that. Come on, Rachel isn't anything. Join us. Harry Dong. Harry Dong. Harry Dong. Harry Dom.

On here, Rachel. We will play a doger cat song next. The CEO who snatched the hat from the young boy at the US Open has apologised for what he's calling a huge mistake. This better be a bloody good apology. I saw the video literally snatching the hat from the child's hands. Yeah, undeniably. It was disgusting behaviour.

He didn't know he was being videoed. But he knew that the hat was for the kid. Don't you agree? Absolutely. Because then the kid's like saying, hey, you just took my hat. The kid was basically begging for the hat back. And the guy wouldn't even look at the kid. So the internet has identified him.

Oh, I'm fuming. This better be good. He's the Polish CEO of, I think it's a concrete company. I thought it was something to do with tennis. No, he's on a board to do with tennis. Oh, okay. But he's the CEO of a concrete company, I believe. So he's a very wealthy man.

He is a very wealthy man. Yep. He doesn't need a free hat. No. They have named him. I can't pronounce his name, so I'm not going to try and butcher it. He's admitted taking the hat from the kid, but he said he was convinced that the tennis player was giving him the hat. Oh! Not the child. I'm going to lose it. I've got to lose it.

He said that he believed that the tennis star was giving him the hat because the tennis star knew that his kids wanted. Wanted a hat? Why would the tennis... He thought he was getting a custom delivery. Oh, why would the tennis player, when there's this adorable little boy who's obviously never been more excited in his life, obviously a huge fan of yours, and then some old dude, who do you think he's given the hat to? He literally hands it to the kid and the CEO snatches it from him.

Let's give him the benefit of the doubt. No benefit of the doubt. Would you like to hear the whole apology? Okay, okay. Well, fine. I'll listen to that. he's written on social media he's posted this on facebook comments turned off i wonder why and the CEO has written i would like to unequivocally apologize to the injured boy oh i didn't know he was

injured is if he's snatching this is just getting worse and worse for the CEO his family as well as the fans and the tennis player himself i have made a huge mistake emotionally in the crowd cheering after the victory, I was convinced that the tennis player was passing his hat in my direction for my sons who had asked for autographs earlier. Today, I know I did something that seemed like consciously collecting a memento from a child. You did? This wasn't my intention, but it doesn't change the fact that I hurt the boy and disappointed the fans. I didn't know the boy got injured. That's so much worse. You can't. accidentally injure a child and not know about it.

Wait, did the boy get injured in the situation? That's what it sounds like, and the fracar. The hat was given to the boy, and apologies to the family. So he didn't even own it. He didn't even take ownership of what he did. No, he hasn't, because he's gone on to say, for years my wife and I have been engaged in helping children and young athletes, but this situation has shown me that a single moment of indifference can

and destroy years of work and support. Mate, you were a selfish a-hole and you saw your opportunity to take a hat from a kid and you snatched it from him. If he had to come out, this is the type of person I am, right? If he had to come out today and went, hey, this video is going around to me, I made a huge mistake and I did the wrong thing.

I would respect what he said then. And he almost did. He almost did. I'm so looking forward to one of these Cs, Sticking the landing If you just own it If you own your mistakes And own what you did

Then people can at least Trust you and respect you Yeah He should have gone I mean we're talking about Him stealing a hat From a child But you know what I mean

Like just own it It's not the point right No it's not the point It shows I feel like it shows a lot about him I wouldn't like to work for him Do we this is the conversation That needs to start happening

Do we expect too much From our CEOs When you're paid as much as they're paid. You know when they say that sports stars shouldn't be role models? Should CEOs not be role models? Depends what their salary is. Yeah. You know, if you're getting paid the big bucks?

Yeah, there's no sympathy for you. No. Buy your own damn hang. Exactly. Dead Am's Bree and Clint podcast. Birthday banger. Let's do it. Number one song when you turn 16.

Who's up first? Bonnie and Kate are here. Hey, Bonnie and Kaden. Hi, Bonnie and Kaden. Hi, hi. Hi, who's birthday bang are we doing? Bonnies or Kadens? Well, mine, but

Kaden's the same month. Oh, okay. Cool. Amazing, guys. Okay, what's the exact date we're doing? 14th of February, 1975. Oh, Valentine's Day.

You were 16, though, Bonnie. Oh, yeah. And we're first time callers, long-time listeners. Gotcha! We need to get to that first, guys. Give you your moment. Awesome. Welcome to the show, guys.

Great to have you on board. Thanks for finally being here. You were 16 in 1991. And on your 16th birthday, this was number one. Oh, bang up. That's a banger. That's a banger. CC Music Factory, going to make you sweat.

I love that song so much. It's such a vibe. That'd be a fun song for you guys this afternoon, eh, guys? Sorry, what was that? That'd be a banger to get down to this afternoon. Oh, yeah, totally, totally. Cadden's just finished competing in the Ames Games in Chowonger, so, yes, she's a banger. Oh, lovely.

Do you guys see Kings and Alamonari at the Ames Games? Oh, he did BMX at the Ames Games. Oh, cool. Nice, nice. Okay, wait there, guys. We'll do Sarah's birthday banger. Hi, Sarah. Hi, Sarah.

Hi, guys. How's your day been, Sarah? Oh, pretty good. Pretty pretty. Well, thanks for calling through. All we need is your birthday. 22nd of June 17, 97. Right, that means you were 16 in 1993.

And on your 16th, this was at the top. Oh, dreams can come true. Don't get to be down to the house. You know you got to be strong off. You know you got to be strong. You can tell we like it. Yeah, the iconic Gabrielle and Dreams. Are you into it, Sarah?

Really, if I'm honest. I can't see a music factory. Of course you can. Always willing to hear what you think and feel. I love that honesty, especially after our touching rendition as well. Yeah. She's like, thanks guys, I hate it. Surprise, that didn't change your mind.

Wait there, Sarah. One more birthday banger for Carla. Hi, Carla. Hi, Carla. I'm also a long-time listener, first-time call it. Yes, she is. First time, Carla. Go Carla.

How did we only just get you on here now, Carla? Where are you being? It's not for lack of trying. Oh, okay, good. Okay, well, we're so glad you're finally here. And let's do it. What is your birthday? 11th of February 1983.

All right, that means you were 16, Carla, in 1999. And on that day in 99, this was number one. What do I lose my mind? Give me a sign. I mean, you've got to be happy with Queen B. Britney Spears. Her first hit. It's an absolute ripper as well. It's great.

Okay, wait there, Carla. We've got to choose between C&C Music Factory. Gabrielle. And Britney. Dreams can come round. It's got to be CC Music Factory for me. It's got to be Brittany. You go on with Brittany

Yeah, that Britney song Let me just give you a little Let me just give you a little Just that bit Okay, now do the other one C&C music factory Oh, they're equally iconic as intros Oh, okay

I'm gonna stick with my decision I'm sticking with mine Gonna make you sweat Claudia it's over to you This is a brutal choice Uh, I'm going to go with Brie. You're going to go with Brie.

You're going to go with Brie. Bonnie and Caden, welcome to the winners circle. Well done, guys. Thanks, ma'am. You've taken it out. You are welcome. Thanks for listening to Zidim. Here's your birthday banger.

Whoop-whoop. From the year 1991, here's C&C Music Factory on ZM. That is Brankland. The winner of birthday banger today for Bonnie and Kaden from C&C Music Factory. No regrets. Going to make you sweat. That was a banger.

That was good. Absolute Bob. Took out Britney Spears and Gabrielle. We, on a Tuesday, go looking for a name in a haystack. Last week it was very controversial when we were looking for Kate or Katie. Kate or Katie. and we got Kathleen. Kathleen, Kathy.

Yeah. Which is bloody close. We tried to make it work. We tried to convince ourselves that it was right. But in the end, we stayed true to the game's rules. Yep. And we stuck to our guns and she didn't win. I think we made the right decision.

It's given us a lot of clarity on how this game should work. So we're going to try again next. And the money's big. It's $1,900 on a line for name and a haystack. God, this is... Imagine. when this goes off and it needs to be right and we will all feel good about it.

It could happen next. It could happen next. Random name, random business. It's name in a haystack and it's on air after this. It's Tuesday which means it's time to go on search of a name in a haystack. God, the most controversial edition of this game to date last week when we were looking for

Kate or Katie. Katie or Catherine and we got Kathleen. Kathleen, Kathy. Some say we got it right. Or as your mum says she's known as Ketty. Let's not talk about that.

We decided that no, it wasn't right. It wasn't right? That it was incredibly close, but it wouldn't have been right. So we had to say no. People have said it's not nickname in a haystack, it's name in a haystack, and we're sticking to that this week. So everybody remember that if we go close again.

And can I just say, I think we need to be more. strict when we're picking the name that it's, this is the name. This is the name, yeah. And that's it. Yes, which is for the producers, because they pick the names. We don't have anything to do with the choosing of the name.

And in the past, we have tried to go kind of broad with the name. But no, we know now that we're not going to feel good if we fudge it. Are we still open to, for example, if it was Thomas going with Tom? Yes, because that's quite a clear one. Yeah, okay. The name Tom is within the name of Thomas. Yeah, I agree. So that's okay.

Good ground rules. If you're due to this, we call a random business, which one of our producers chooses. The other producer chooses a name, and if the person with that name answers the phone, today they'll win $1,900, and we will have done it for the first time, we will have found a name in a haystack. What if today, after all of, you know, the confusion of last week, it actually goes. Oh. It could happen.

The tension, release, it'd be incredible. I'd feel great. I'm so used to the failure that I'm like, if we win, I don't know what to do. Yeah, same. I don't know how to feel. I think we need to talk about it. You have no idea. Guys, let's not overthink it.

Yeah. Let's just do it. Claudia, you are choosing... The location. Which is... We're going to Foursquare, Wanaka. Love it. Ella, you're choosing the name.

Yeah, I think a Kyle will be working there. Kyle? Kyle. From Foursquare and Wanika. Claudia, please connect the call. If Kyle answers the phone, he's won $1,900. We are open 4thm. to 10pm, 7 days a week. Please hold and someone will be with you soon.

Oh, you please. Good afternoon, Monica Foursquare, Sophie speaking. Hi, Sophie, it's Brian Clint from ZM. How are you? Good, thanks. How are you? We're good, thanks. Hey, Sophie, bad news for you. We play a game on our show called Name in a Haystack, and if your name had been Kyle, you would have won 1,900 bucks. Oh, I can change it to Kyle.

Yeah. I was really worried your name was going to. When I heard it was a woman's voice answering the phone, I was really worried it was going to be Kylie. And we've just had a huge discussion about how close to the name it can be. Yes. I think I'm right in saying we wouldn't have accepted Kylie, would we? No.

No. Oh, well, Sof. Oh, good. Thanks to being a good sport. What's the specials at Four Square One at the moment? What's good? Oh, wow. We've got hot pies, stang pies.

We've got Avocados for 99 cents Oh yeah Stop it It's a bargain It's a bagon Yeah Yeah pretty good

Pretty good Yeah Excellent All right We don't get things by half No way You're a delight Thanks for talking to us

Thanks Sophie No way See you later Thanks guys See you mate It's not a win But at least It's nice and clear cup

Yeah it feels I feel a lot more calm This week And she was lovely So that helped 99 cent avocados is good That's a great deal Yeah. Fantastic deal.

Okay, nine, well, what is it going to be next week? 1,950 bucks. We're so close to two grand, everybody. We're so close to 40 failures in a row. So close, I hope. It's the San-Ams, Bree and Clint, podcast. It's no secret that Bri and I are fans of the NRL. We're going to the grand final.

Big fans. And to people who say that NRL players are just boffhead idiots, um, well, what do you say about this story that's in the news currently? Broncos have another drama to deal with tonight with Rees Walsh coming under fire for posting a bizarre video on social media, drinking toilet water, claiming it AIDS recovery. They reckon there's a new form of recovery to recover the muscles. They reckon if you just toilet water and they just give a little drink. It's a real video.

And when I watched it, I actually. I couldn't believe that it was real, but it is, and Rees Walsh filmed himself. It's a selfie video that he posted on his Snapchat, public Snapchat, of him cupping water with his hand out of a flushing toilet and drinking it. Guys, he's obviously taken the piss. Literally. Literally. Look, obviously the NRL and players from the NRL, there's a bit of a history here, posting

inappropriate things online. like the incident from, I reckon about 10 years ago where one of the players decided to see if he could use his wee as a bubler and he was successful. A bubble is the Aussie word for a water fountain. A water fountain. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He peed in his own mouth. Essentially. He peed in his own mouth. Yeah. Let's not even start on the peanut butter. We won't even go down that route. But Reese Walsh also been in trouble this year from something else he posted online.

Him punching his friend. But his friend asked him to punch him in the head. Yeah, they were having a bit of fun, but he was, you know. This is a real news story, okay? We can only deal with the facts. Rees Walsh has posted a video of himself drinking toilet water. What have they said? The Brisbane Broncos have had to release a statement

about their star player warning people not to drink toilet water. It feels like an episode of Black Mirror, but this is what the statement is. said, from the Brisbane Broncos. At the end of the day... No. At the end of the day, it could be worse. The video represents a poor attempt at humour posted privately by Walsh.

Oh, is it private? I thought it was public. Okay, posted privately by Walsh. No one should take this video seriously or act upon the advice. The advice being, toilet water speeds up your recovery if you drink it. Yeah. This is misinformation. And we do not condone this behaviour.

So interesting that they say it was private. Yeah. It was a privately posted video. So I wonder who's leaked it. I wonder who's leaked it. Yeah, yeah. They've also been at pains to say that it's okay because Reeks Walsh has just done a renovation

and it was a brand new toilet. It hadn't been used yet, they're saying. Is that what he was attempting humour? There must have been the joke. If that's true. Obviously, it must have been the joke. Because why does he get out of drinking toilet water? Like...

I don't think... Even if it was a brand new toilet, could you drink toilet water? It would feel so weird. That's the only way I could... Or I could drink it out of the system at the top. Oh, you'd have a little sip from the top. Yeah, we were always told it in an emergency you can drink the water from the top of the toilet.

Yeah, true. Because, I mean, no poos have been in there. No, unless you've had one of those house parties, where someone pooed in the top of your toilet. That is, what? People used to do that. Yeah, I've heard of that. That's horrible.

I've never done that. Why are you winking at me? No, I'm not. God, imagine if Zidium had to release a statement to say. Clint Roberts has never pooed in the top of any toilet. Past or present. Well, you know what? I never thought that would happen, but after this Rees Walsh news,

anything's possible. You never know. You never know. Play ZDM's Brian Clint. On Insa, Facebook. TikTok and live weekdays from three on ZM.