ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 30th April 2021
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You think it's hit you?
You should see producer Anastasia.
Oh, it hit her about 9am this morning.
Anastasia, how are you going?
I'm constantly being hit.
Have you had the, you know when you've got a hangover bad, you get the hangover sweats?
That's when you've got a real bad. I stink right now, I reckon.
Yeah.
Tin showers.
Did you, because Bree pre-empted her hangover by ordering Uber Eats from the Uber on the
way home.
Did you tuck into a feed on your way home?
I had a cheeky cheeseburger, yes.
But that, just a cheeseburger.
It's not enough.
Need to soak up the alcohol.
And some fries.
Okay, well, you did eat, so that's not too bad.
Sick and tired of liquid.
You sound terrible, by the way.
No, I had a great night.
I got a McChicken burger, cheeseburger, chips, and water.
Oh, yum.
And you get extra sauce on your McChicken, right?
I get extra sauce.
Did you order a water?
Yeah, well, it's part of the meal, and I didn't feel like a Coke.
Yeah, well, that's where I was sitting at.
So I was like, I'll get a water, because that's good,
because then I can hydrate myself before going to bed.
Never drank it.
But I didn't Uber Eats because I don't believe in Uber Eats.
Yeah.
I just walked.
I got a McChicken with extra sauce, extra lettuce.
That's the way to go, eh?
Who doesn't believe in Uber Eats?
I don't like $7.
How far is the walk?
The vendors lose money.
I prefer going there.
I think McDonald's will be okay.
Sorry?
I think McDonald's will be okay. I? I think McDonald's will be okay.
I saw a thing
this was from Australia
for all our Aussie listeners and it was
they were doing, comparing
each delivery service
and how much each of them
cost. They've got one in Australia called Deliveroo.
Yeah, so there's Deliveroo
Deliveroo. It comes on a little kangaroo.
Menu log. There's one more in Uberiveroo. So it comes on a little kangaroo. Menulog.
There's one more in Uber Eats.
There's like four that they tested.
Oh, the other one, Dinner Platypus.
Yeah, Dinner Platypus is good.
Oh, sorry, Dinnerpus.
My bad.
No, that's in Sunday night.
Oedipus.
No, that's a different thing altogether.
Anyway, so do you know from the most expensive to the least expensive one,
it was a massive difference.
It was $18 something.
For delivery?
Like in the meal.
Like a Big Mac meal in delivery was like $18 something.
And then I think the cheapest was Menu Log,
and this was in a certain area, was $12 something.
Yeah, that's a big difference.
That's a massive difference.
Well, I'm getting hungry.
So let's hit a international birthday banger.
It's my birthday.
It's my birthday.
Bree and Clint's birthday banger.
The podcast.
Yeah!
This is where you tell us your birthday on our podcast group.
By the way, if you listen to this podcast and you're not in the group,
you should join.
Just search the Bree and Clint podcast family.
That's a hard thing to say.
The Bree and Clint podcast family on Facebook,
and then we could do your birthday banger for you.
Hashtag pod squad.
Yeah.
They are the pod squad.
Pod squad.
Original pod squad.
You are our pod squatters.
Okay, first person is Mark Adrian Riglos from Los Angeles, California.
He was born on the 13th of February 1996,
so he was 16 in 2012.
And on the 13th of Feb, this was number one.
13th of Feb.
Banger
When is her music coming out?
She got spotted in public the other day
For the first time in months
Yeah
We're all waiting for that album
The breakup album
Oh yeah, come on
Come on Adele
Yeah but
Her bloody ex wrote a thing into their
Divorce that she's not allowed to write about him
Yeah
Smart move Party pooper Smart move He has to buy her out She has to buy her out Fun sponge wrote a thing into their divorce that she's not allowed to write about him. Yeah.
Smart move.
Party pooper. Smart move.
He has to buy her out.
She has to buy her out.
Fun sponge.
Okay, Joy Webster is from Winston-Salem, North Carolina,
in the United States of America.
Joy, you were born on the 29th of August, 1980,
so you were 16 in 1996.
And in 96, this had a number one hit.
You know the dance?
You know what this song's about?
That song was huge.
Nah, what?
We talked about this when you were away.
What is it?
You don't know what that song's about?
Have a think.
Now, come on.
What was I supposed to do?
He was out of town.
Oh, it's cheating on your boyfriend.
It's about a girlfriend and boyfriend.
The boyfriend's going away to the army and she's going to cheat on him
and hook up in a threesome with his two best friends.
Whoa!
Hey, Macarena.
Wow.
Hey, Macarena.
They didn't know that when they played at every school disco for the last 20 years.
Let's do one more for Darcy Grant.
She's from Kerrang.
Kerrang, Australia, Victoria.
Darcy, I love that name.
It's a great name.
Darcy Grant.
Sounds famous.
Darcy, you were born on the 7th of December, 1997.
So you were 16 in 2013 on the 7th of December.
And here's your birthday banger.
I'm friends with the monster, the son of my bed.
Get along with the voices inside of my head.
Big banger from Eminem.
You missed this while you were away, actually.
Gen Z's cancelling Eminem.
Why?
Because they think his lyrics are questionable.
And look, they're right.
But isn't every rapper from that time's lyrics questionable?
Yeah, Gen Z was like, sorry, he's cancelled.
Oh, God.
Do something better with your time.
One winner for International Birthday Banger.
I think it's the Macarena.
What do you think?
Yeah, it's the Macarena for me.
Aye.
We should do this for Friday Oki one week.
No, thank you.
This has brought Anastasia back to life.
Ben, give me the fader.
Anastasia, you're Ben give me the fader Anastasia you're back Let's party
Let's go
I think that was the last bit of her voice there
Have a great weekend everybody
We'll see you guys back next week
If there's any pods left
Oh no go win some on our social media
There you go
Bye
I am not trying to do on our social media. There you go. Bye.
I am not trying to do... When I dance,
they call me Magarina
And the boys,
they say que soy buena
They all want me
They can't have me
So they all come
and dance beside me
Move with me
Turn with me
And if you could,
I'd take you home with me
We usually have beers in here on a Friday.
Yeah, we're all hungover.
Yeah, right.
All right, I've got to call it.
Otherwise we'll end up playing the whole thing.
Have a great weekend, everybody.
See you next week.
Hey, Siri, when are Bree and Clint on?
Bree and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two.
What a way to start the weekend.
Yes.
Good, everybody. welcome to the show.
Feeling good, feeling fine.
You want me to ask you the question, don't you?
Yeah.
Brie, what's stuck to your ears?
Oh, these are my new AirPods.
Because she's got pods stuck to her head.
Oh man, we've just made that joke about 15 times for TikTok, for Instagram.
It doesn't get old.
It doesn't get old because today...
Pop Squad.
We're giving out pods.
Everyone who gets on the show wins pods.
Every single caller wins pods.
We give away the big prizes here on the Brain Clench Show.
Like if you call us right now, like Hamish has.
Hamish, would you like some pods?
Yeah, I'd love some pods.
Congratulations.
You got them, Pop Squad.
We're going to send you some pods.
Nice work.
Let's take one more.
We'll take one more.
Okay, one more.
There's no name.
Oh, there's a name.
Let's go with Nicole.
Hi.
Hi, Nicole.
Hi, how are you?
They're discontinuing them.
You can't get them anymore.
Do you want some pods?
Love some pods.
You got them, Nicole.
Pod Squad.
Okay, stop.
You're welcome.
Wait there, wait there.
Hold on a sec. Okay, stop. You're welcome. Wait there, wait there. Hold on a sec.
Okay, stop calling for pods now
and call for Tradiverse Lady.
But if you play Tradiverse Lady,
you'll win pods.
Yeah, exactly.
You will because you'll be on air.
And you might win 50 bucks as well.
This is bigger than the secret sound.
This is way bigger.
We've got dozens.
I don't want to say hundreds
because I haven't actually counted them.
We've got a lot of pods to give away today.
It is absolutely baskets and baskets full.
Everybody who votes in Friday Okie today is going to get pods.
Whoever plays the One Second Song Challenge is going to get pods.
If you're new here to the show, yesterday we dispatched our pod squad
and we travelled around and went to a bunch of supermarkets
and bought up as many pods as we can because they're discontinuing them
and we're giving them to you guys today.
Quite simple, really.
I can't believe you couldn't work that out for yourself.
Pod squad.
We're the Robin Hoods of radio.
If you want to win that $50 cash and some pods
and you know your general knowledge,
call us right now.
0800 DIAL ZM.
Bree and Clint.
Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Party rock!
Bree and Clint.
Bree and Clint.
Tradies versus ladies.
Right, the tradies versus the ladies.
The tradies pulling a few back this week.
27 and the ladies on 35.
The winner of the game will get 50 bucks cash and every contestant today will take home a packet of pods.
Pod squad.
I mean, what's better?
I know what I'd want.
Let's meet our lady first.
She's 30 and she has fiery red hair, just like the girl in the movie Brave.
Welcome to the show, Alana.
Hi.
Also just like the lead singer of Paramore, which we just played.
Just like Hayley Williams from Paramore, yeah.
Alana, good to have you here.
Today you'll be taking on a fellow lady who today is playing for the tradies.
She's in the over 50 category, and she's a tradie at home.
I love that.
Welcome to the show, Lisa.
Hi, Lisa.
Hello, mate.
Hi.
What does tradie at home mean?
Tradie means I can turn my hand to anything at home.
Nice.
Yes, you're a handy woman.
I am a handy woman, yes.
I like that.
You've both won pods.
Congratulations.
To take home the $50 cash, you need three correct answers.
Alana, your buzzer is lady.
Lisa, your buzzer is tradie.
Good luck, everybody.
Here we go.
Question number one.
We're giving away pods to every caller that gets on air today.
Name two flavours of pods.
Lady.
Yes, Alana.
Snickers and Mars.
That's correct.
Pod squad.
I saw in Australia at the moment they have a s'mores flavour pod.
Australia gets everything.
Oh, yes.
Suck it, Australia.
Question number two.
Two Auckland women have been busted dressing up as posties
to steal people's packages from their doorstep.
Name a courier company in New Zealand.
Lady.
Oh, I think Lisa.
Courier Post.
Courier Post.
Nice work.
One apiece.
Question number three.
Buzz in when you know who sings this song.
Last Friday night.
Katie.
Lana.
Katie Perry. Katy Perry.
Katy Perry is correct.
Two to the ladies, one to the tradies.
Question number four.
Name the Kiwi former boxing heavyweight champion of the world
who is fighting this weekend.
Lady.
Alana for the win.
Joseph Parker.
She's a lady.
Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady.
That was a tight game.
Lady V. Lady and Trady V. Lady.
Loved it.
Alana, 50 bucks coming your way, but both of you get a packet of pods.
Yay, thank you.
Have a great weekend, guys.
Nice.
Bree and Clint.
Hello, Zidim.
Are you calling for free pods?
Yes.
Unfortunately, um...
We've run out.
No, you've won a packet.
You got one.
Really?
Yeah.
How build up should it be if we ran out of pods at 25 past three?
Don't worry, we've got plenty more.
Keep calling.
Well done, Danielle.
We'll send you some pods.
Congratulations.
I'm so excited.
Thank you.
Okay, I said before that there's been a time capsule
uncovered in New Zealand, and I wasn't lying.
This stuff intrigues me.
I love stuff from the past.
I love stuff that's, like, meant to be a secret
and then someone discovers it later on.
This is what gets me going.
This is, like, really crappy treasure.
Like, in a way. Yeah, yeah. But in a way,
in a way,
someone
had buried something
that's worth nothing.
Well, yeah, technically, yes.
So the time capsule was discovered
in the walls of Whanganui's,
I don't know how to say this properly,
and I'm sorry,
it's Sajiant Gallery,
the art gallery
in Whanganui.
And the earthquake strengthening the building.
So a guy's drilling down from the roof, down through the walls to put steel rods through the walls.
What, and he hit the time capsule?
He hit the time capsule with his drill.
Now, the time capsule, I mean, whoever...
What are the odds of that?
I know, whoever put it there didn't have a lot of foresight because the time capsule was glass.
Oh, no.
But the guy with the drill was so skilled
that he knew he'd hit something
and they cut a hole in the wall
and pulled it out and it was a time capsule.
Oh, that's kind of cool.
So it was fine.
It was from the year 1919,
so it's 102 years old
and there's nothing particularly exciting inside it.
See, there never is.
It's mostly like papers and stuff
that talk about the construction of the building.
Oh, snooze.
I know.
I mean, it's exciting for the people who own the building
and run the building.
Yeah, and no one else.
The man who put it there did say one interesting thing, though,
inside it.
He said that, the guy who put it there did say one interesting thing, though, inside it. He said that the guy who put it there, he wrote,
I'm 59, so I expect I'll be dead soon.
Because in 1919, that was old.
That was like really old.
Was it?
I've done some Googling.
And in 1919, the life expectancy for men was 53 years.
That's it.
53. That's it. 53.
That's all you got.
Yeah, 100 years ago you were already.
What about for women?
For women it was 56.
Not that much better.
Not that much better at all.
And now it's in the 80s.
That's insane.
Yeah.
Got us thinking though.
If we were to put down a time capsule, I agree.
It could have been a lot more exciting.
He could have put.
Yeah, put at least one exciting
thing. Yeah, like some vintage nudes or something.
That's the last thing
I would think. So we're putting down a time
capsule. Me and you, Brie, and also
our producers, Ben and Anastasia, we're going to bury a
time capsule that sums up
whatever you want to do with this time capsule.
What are we putting in it? Ben, what's going in
our time capsule? I thought a good idea
would be a printed screenshot of my text
that says you have a negative COVID test.
Oh, yeah.
With the date and the time and everything.
And maybe a face mask, stapled to a face mask.
Maybe.
Do you reckon you could get the actual swab?
Oh, yuck.
Or a swab of actual COVID,
and then you re-release COVID into the world 100 years later.
They get the swab of your DNA
and then they recreate you in the future
and they clone you.
Okay, Ben's is good.
Anastasia, what are we putting in the time capsule?
A bit obvious and boring,
but surely a few packs of pods?
Well, I mean, they're not going to be around very soon.
I reckon those are non-perishable.
Yeah, we'll give them to you.
Yeah, that's fine.
Pods are going in. Pod squad.
Bree, put something in our time capsule.
I've thought about this. I'm not very good at
these things. I thought I'd put something
in that's very valuable to me.
But it also sums up the time
that we're in. Do you remember when I
spent all that money on those
personalised number plates?
Oh yeah, the Leshkol plates. Leshkol?
I'm going to put those in the time capsule.
Well, you haven't put them on your car,
so you may as well.
Yeah, I don't know how.
Oh, my goodness.
That's fine.
We'll put the Leshkol plates in.
I am putting in a key to a safe deposit box
and an address of where the safe deposit box is located.
And then whoever digs it up goes and opens the safe deposit box. And there's nothing in there. No, there is something in there. What is in up goes and opens the safe deposit box.
And there's nothing in there.
No, there is something in there.
What is in there?
They open the safe deposit box
and I've paid it in advance.
I said I'll pay 200 years
on the safe deposit box
just to keep it there.
So it's all paid for.
It never goes away.
And then they open it
and they say,
what is in here?
And it's just a note
that says,
what's that?
You suck eh What's up
Hello ZM
Who's this?
Who's this calling?
Hi this is Zara
Zara what are you calling about?
Um we saw your Instagram post about the pods.
Guess what?
What?
You got them, pod squad.
Thank you.
I feel like Santa Claus.
Isn't this the best?
We should just do this every day of the week.
But, I mean, there's no pods.
There's not enough pods.
No, we'd have to give away something else.
Yeah.
Can they cancel another lolly and we'll give those away?
Sounds good to me.
Free pods on the show.
Everybody who gets on air with us this afternoon
is going to take home some of the last pods in New Zealand,
so keep trying.
Pretty stoked with that.
Last night was a fun night for our radio station
because we had a thing in the radio world called survey results
and then we celebrate together when we work hard
and we have some good results.
I was thinking about this last night.
I don't think there's any industry that likes to celebrate
its own successes more than radio.
Because we get these results four times a year.
And every time we get them, we're like, well,
it'd be rude not to celebrate.
And then when the radio awards announcements got made the other day.
We celebrate.
We're like, well, the nominations are up.
It'd be rude not to celebrate. And then radio awards night we celebrate. And then when the radio awards announcements got made the other day. We celebrate. We're like, well, the nominations are up. It'd be rude not to celebrate.
And then radio awards night we celebrate.
And then we celebrate, yeah.
In Australia, they have eight surveys a year,
so they celebrate eight times.
Oh, well, keen to go to Australia then.
Anyway, so that's a little bit of background.
I can see why Jason PJ left.
Yeah, right.
For the parties.
So we're all at this lovely bar and we're all having a few drinks
and then someone in the group and all of us from all the radio stations
here at work were all there.
So it was really fun and cool to hang out with everyone.
And then someone at the party goes, let's all go to karaoke.
It's a great idea.
It's the standard call that's made about 10.30 at any function.
This was early.
This was like 9.30.
Right, okay.
And we got there I think about 10.30.
Yeah, perfect, yeah.
Anyway, so we all roll in to this karaoke bar.
It's called Saloon.
It's on K Road here in Auckland.
And, you know, there's people from the public there
all having a good time, singing some songs and doing all that.
And I turn around and obviously some of the boys that work here
at, you know, our radio stations are the Soleil Mio boys.
Oh, yeah, of course.
The professional operatic singers.
So the Soleil Mio boys, I've looked over and I was like,
oh, my gosh, the boys are here.
Yeah.
Which I love those boys.
Yeah.
Lovely human beings.
And I was like, oh, my God, imagine.
Oh, that's a big flex.
If one of them or all of them got up and sang at this karaoke bar,
it would blow the roof off the place.
Totally.
Yeah.
And Clint, my dreams were answered last night because one of the boys.
Let me guess.
One of the boys got up.
Yeah.
And that boy was former Bachelor Moses Mackay?
No.
Oh, no.
Okay.
It wasn't.
Take a listen and see if you can pick who this is not karaoke.
This is a free Soleil Mio concert you're being treated to.
Wait for the crescendo.
I started taking money from people.
Yeah, is that P&O?
Yeah, it is.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I started collecting money.
I was like, this isn't a free show, people.
Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio.
This is the latest live from L Live from LA with Dean McCarthy.
Dean, there are family that love to share details about their life
and this time it's whip your hair back and forth.
Willow Smith sharing details.
Yes, it is.
So Willow, obviously the daughter of Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith,
has come out saying that she is a polyamorous,
which means she doesn't believe in monogamy.
She believes in having multiple partners.
And these were her exact words.
She said, after doing research into polyamory,
the main reasons why a monogamous relationship or why marriage
or why divorce is happening is because of infidelity.
That's what she said.
So she came out as bisexual about a month or two months ago, I think it was.
And now she has come out as polyamorous.
By the way, the hardest word to say in the entire dictionary.
I don't know how I thought it off.
Polyamory.
Here's the thing.
Polyamory.
So this was all done in the Red Table Talk,
which is their Facebook Live television show,
which everyone, you know, you can log on live.
It's pretty incredible.
They really go deep, this family.
Jada Pinkett, when Willow confessed this, Jada was like, oh yeah,
I get that. I totally get that. Which, of course,
now has made everyone go, you know, there was all the rumours
about Will and Jada, like,
essentially being open. Yeah.
Or having other partners and things. Yeah.
They've shot that down. They have literally said,
they have actually said, we were not
and have not ever been in a monogamous
relationship, in an open relationship.
I don't know if I believe them.
I'm not going to lie.
Here, I think, give a little grab, Clint,
about having Willow confessing on the Red Table Talk.
Totally. Here she is.
With polyamory, I feel like the main foundation
is the freedom to be able to create a relationship style
that works for you and not just stepping into monogamy
because that's what everyone around you says
is the right thing to do.
So I was like,
how can I structure the way
that I approach relationships
with that in mind?
How smart are these kids?
She's 20.
Is she?
Yes.
Yeah, right.
They're so like, you know,
I was not speaking like that when I was 20.
Also.
I was like, get me a Jager bomb.
That's true.
Also, literally every single thing
in their life gets shared
at the Red Table Talk.
I know.
Like if one of them
gets constipated,
expect there to be
a Red Table Talk about it.
No, that's an exclusive Red Table.
Yeah, that's an exclusive.
That's premium content.
You've got to pay for that.
That's the latest
Live on the Los Angeles
with our Hollywood correspondent,
Dean McCarthy.
Bree and Clint.
Sarah has called up.
Hi, Sarah.
Hi, Sarah. Hi, Sarah.
Hi.
We don't want to assume anything,
but can you tell us what you're calling for this afternoon?
To win a packet of pods?
You got them, Sarah.
Pod squad.
Everyone who gets on here today wins free pods.
Sarah, you've got some.
There are no more pods coming to New Zealand.
They're discontinued.
I just want to bring producer Ben in for a second
because he's just had a message from our tech department here at ZDM.
The phone lines are going
ballistic. Yeah, this is crazy. I quickly
called him. I said, hey, can we run a report? And he's
like, you don't need a report. You're on track
to possibly beat Secret Sound.
What, more callers than Secret Sound?
Correct. More people are trying to get through
on the phones to win pods than to win
Secret Sound. It's been 54 minutes of nothing but
all lines full. We spent
$50,000 on Secret Sound.
We could have just bought a couple boxes of pods.
Well, there you go.
Hey, I worked hard yesterday going to all of these supermarkets to get these pods.
All right, we will continue to get as many people on here as we can.
Let's take another call.
Let's say one more, one more, one more.
Hello, ZM, who's this?
Toby.
Hello, is that Toby?
Toby, yeah.
You got pods, mate?
Yeah.
Pod squad.
Look how happy it makes people.
Let's just do this for the rest of the show.
I think this is our show now.
I think we just give away pods.
I want to talk quickly just to bring you back down to earth.
Hey, first homebuyers, want to hear some house price news?
Not really.
Not really, right.
There is someone who has found a newspaper clipping from 1995,
which is all real estate listings in Wellington.
So it shows houses that were for sale in Wellington,
then it's got photos of them.
And the best bit is it has prices on it.
It's not auctions.
It has actual prices on these houses.
What year was this?
1995.
Right.
Okay, so in the 90s.
Not that long ago.
A little while ago, not that long ago.
For example, there's a two-bedroom, two-lounge house in Island Bay.
You can have that for $155,000.
There's a three-bedroom bungalow in Arrow Valley,
which you can have for $153,000.
There is an apartment in the city,
a brand-new apartment on Adelaide Road that you can have for $135,000.
And there's a two-story house in Mount Cook
that you can have for $179.
Oh, getting up there, $179,000.
Oh, that's a bit X-y.
Every single house in this listing,
the really interesting bit,
every single house under $200,000.
Someone has just checked on Trade Me
and there is not a single house. Oh no, on Trade Me and there is not a single house.
Oh no, sorry.
No, there's not a single one.
How many houses do you currently think are for sale
under $200,000?
None.
In the whole country?
Not many.
There's two.
There's two?
In the entire country.
You're kidding me.
And they're all shit.
I bet they are.
Interestingly, I jumped on oneroof.co.nz
and pulled up one of these properties from the 1995 listing.
Oh, this is interesting.
So I put on one roof the Mount Cook house.
It was 179 grand in 1995.
How much has it been valued?
Now, it's valued now.
It has a valuation.
So it was 179 in 1995.
2021.
Yeah, if you want to put an offering on it now.
Same house that is currently $1.24 million. Oh, get out of here.
Bree and Clint.
The Pod Squad.
Someone on the line.
Amanda, hi.
Hi, Amanda.
Hiya.
What's up, Pod Squad?
What's up, Pod Squad?
I love that, Amanda.
You get pods.
Yay, thank you.
You're very welcome.
Legend.
Everybody who gets on air with us today is taking a bag of our pods.
We bought the last of pods we could find in Auckland.
We raided every supermarket we could find,
and we're giving them all away today.
They're discontinued, and we want to give them to you guys for free.
Yeah.
If the pods company is listening, seriously, you've made a mistake.
Can you not hear what's going on?
You've made a huge mistake.
Our phone lines are running hot.
Yeah. What if this is a scam?
What if this is a publicity stunt to drum up?
I would bow down to them and
say, well done. Touché.
Touché, Mars. Touché.
I wanted to talk about
this girl that's going viral on the
internet at the moment. Her name's Emily
and she decided to post a video
talking about something super personal
about her
dating life. Right.
She's 27 and I've got the clip of her
talking about it here.
I am 27 years old. I have never dated anybody.
I've never kissed anybody.
I've never been physical
in any way, shape, or form.
I've not even come close ever, not once.
And I just wanted to say it because I thought, honestly, there's not many of us that I know of.
And I'd love to know of more.
So if there are more women out there or men near this age where it's just bizarre to the world, I'd love to know if you exist.
And I just wanted to let you guys know that I exist.
And I want her to know that I exist and that we're not alone.
Wow.
27, never been kissed.
27 and never been kissed.
And it didn't sound like it was for religious reasons in there either.
No, I actually watched a few more videos to learn a little bit more about her.
And no, it's not.
And she said it's not by choice.
It's not because of any real reason. She got stank breath. You sure? it's not. And she said it's not by choice. It's not because of any real reason.
She got stank breath.
You sure?
She does not.
I don't know.
I don't know.
She literally said.
She sounds lovely.
She goes, I just have never had the opportunity
or felt like there was someone that I wanted to take those steps with.
Do you remember what age you were when you had your first kiss?
Yes.
What age?
I would have been.
Wait, wait.
Are you comfortable saying this?
Yeah, I think so.
Okay, sweet. Just checking. I think I was quite late.
I thought maybe you may be masquerading to your parents that you've still never been kissed. Oh, right.
I think I was quite late.
What do you consider late?
I'll just say how old I was
when I had my first kiss. Should we say it at the same time?
Okay. I think I remember. Okay.
Three, two, one.
24. No, you were two, one. 24.
No, you were not 24.
You duped me.
How old were you?
I think 14.
I'm pretty sure I was 14 too. It did not go well.
Grade nine.
It did not go well.
Because I was pretending to the girl that I had.
Like I had kissed someone.
That's why it's not going to go well.
I wasn't being honest.
I was like, yeah, I know what I'm doing.
Mine was horrific.
Mine was horrific too.
You know Venom from the Spider-Man series?
Yeah.
That was me.
I wonder if there's any other people out there,
like our 27-year-old,
who believe they're of a later age and they've never been kissed.
Yeah.
Do you think you're quite old to be not, I mean,
taking that step in your life?
Yeah.
Maybe there's different reasons for it.
Yeah.
Which is totally fine.
Maybe you got stank breath.
Stop making people feel bad if they've got stank breath.
No, no, no, I'm just saying maybe, no, I'm not saying feel bad.
Oh, you're making them feel bad.
I'm not making them feel bad.
I didn't say stank breath was a bad thing, you did.
Well, do you like stank breath?
Yeah, I love people with it.
0800 dials at M.
How old are you and you've never been kissed?
Yeah.
We're going to set the cutoff mark at 21.
We want 21 and over.
21 and over.
You've got to be older than 21 to ride this ride.
Yeah, we'd love to hear from you.
Give us a call.
0800 dial 7.
Interesting choice of words there.
Yeah, I regretted it afterward.
Bree and Clint.
Every caller that gets on air today wins pods.
Pod squad.
They're discontinued here in New Zealand
and we're giving them away.
Makes it really hard to do phone topics
because all people want is pods
and we want your cool stories.
Now, if you tell us your cool story, you're going to get pods, but there's a risk that
you're making up your cool story just to get pods.
I think we do have some genuine people here.
Good, good.
And we're talking about this girl who's going viral on the internet in the last couple of
days because she posted a video of her talking about how she's never been kissed and she's
27, which, you know, is quite old to have never had your first kiss.
Yeah, there's no two ways about it.
There is.
It is.
It's older than you would expect.
She has said that there's no particular reason.
It's just never happened for her.
Brie insinuated that she had stank breath.
No, you.
And I said, that is not fair.
You said that.
You don't know what her situation is.
You said that.
James is here.
Hi, James.
G'day, James.
Hey, how's it?
Have you never been kissed, James?
No, I've never been kissed or anything.
How old are you, James?
28.
28?
Where do you live?
In Whangarei.
In Whangarei.
James, why do you think you've never been kissed?
Oh, stank breath.
Yeah.
Come on, James.
That's not the real reason.
Is there a reason you think or it's just never happened?
No, just never really.
No, just never really.
Wanted to really.
Oh, you never wanted to.
Does it worry you?
No.
Does it concern you?
No.
No, not really.
It'll happen when it needs to happen, right?
Yeah, one day I'll find something.
Yeah.
Well, that's so interesting, James.
And for calling up, you get pods.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
We'll send you some pods.
No worries.
You can kiss them.
Let's go to Hayley.
Hi, Hayley.
G'day, Hayley.
Hi, guys.
How you going?
Good, thank you.
Just to let you know, you have won pods.
Nice work.
Oh, sorry.
Pod squad.
There it is.
This is not you.
It's your ex-boyfriend's sister has never been kissed.
How old is she?
Well, I can say this because she's in Australia,
so she's never going to hear this.
She's 37, and she's extremely socially awkward.
She's an archaeologist, so the majority of her friends
when she was younger were all 50-, 60-year-old men.
So she hasn't ever had a boyfriend or kissed anyone.
She's an archaeologist and she's never been kissed.
She sounds like a character from a rom-com.
And she makes best friends with like Reese Witherspoon.
And Reese Witherspoon makes it her mission to give her a makeover.
And then introduces her to like a jock.
I can tell you that I wanted to give her a makeover.
She didn't want one?
Sorry?
She didn't want a makeover?
I would be, I'm too polite to have said,
hey, we need to wax that upper lip kind of thing.
Hey, she's my ex-sister.
She's not going to hear this.
No, she's not going to hear it.
Right.
That's so interesting.
She's 37.
Can I just say, women who have to wax their upper lip
It's very common
Yep
It is
And I am one of them
Well Hayley's your girl
Hayley can you wax my upper lip please
Sure
Why not
We'll get the archaeologist to come
And unearth your lip
That'd be great
That'd be great
Thanks Hayley
Wait there we'll send you some pods
Hayley
Natalia is here
Hi Natalia
Hi Natalia
Hi
Is it you Natalia or who? Hi, Natalia. Hi, Natalia. Hi.
Is it you, Natalia, or who?
No, it's my little sister.
Okay. Right, okay.
How little?
She was 30.
She came over for my wedding, and on my hen's night, she got her first kiss.
Yes!
Amazing.
And also lost her indoor gardening fights at the same time
So she just went
the full shebang so to speak
Yeah baby
She really ripped the bandaid off
Wow, good stuff
Was it a random?
Yes it was a random, she never saw him again
Can I say Natalia
was there like a weight lifted off her shoulders
because was it just something that she kind of built up after a while
and there was too much pressure and then after it was done,
she was like, oh, I feel better.
No, she left a particular religion that she was entangled into after that.
Oh, right.
Okay.
But it got her out of the particular religion that she was entangled in?
No, we were all good and kept our mouths shut.
Oh, and she stayed in the religion? No, no were all good and kept our mouths shut. Oh.
Oh, and she stayed in the religion?
No, no, no, no, no.
She did move.
It was... Yeah, but I'm just saying
it was the catalyst.
Yes.
It was the catalyst to get her out.
Would you say...
Yes.
Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
That experience, Natalia,
made her see the light.
Made her realise,
hello, there's a real world out there.
She saw the light.
She saw the light.
Natalia, guess what?
What?
Pub Squad has some pods for you.
Oh, my eldest daughter will be happy.
No worries, Natalia.
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Ross, get out of the pods, man.
They're not for you.
They're not for you.
Cancel the next two callers.
We can't cancel the next two callers.
No, we can't cancel the next two callers.
No, we're not cancelling anyone.
Carla, Ross is trying to eat your pods.
Wait, what?
Yeah, Ross, you're on the air.
Back away, Ross.
And we want to give you pods.
I want to be a member of the pod squad.
Yeah, we want you to be a member too.
Yeah, pod squad.
But Ross, boss, is trying to eat your pods. Don't worry, we'll get rid of them. Pod squad. You're in the pod squad. You're in, Carla. You got you pods. I want to be a member of the pod squad. Yeah, we want you to be a member too. Yeah, pod squad. But Ross Boss is trying to eat your pods.
Don't worry.
We'll get rid of them.
Pod squad.
You're in the pod squad.
You're in, Carla.
You got the pods.
My name's Kyla, not Carla.
Sorry, Kyla.
No, that's okay.
Sorry, did you say Kyla?
Yeah, Kyla.
Sorry, you can't be in the pod squad.
Oh, what?
No, yes, you can.
Pod squad.
You got the pods.
We'll send them out to you, mate.
No worries.
There's an interesting story going around,
and it's about this guy who's tried to smuggle in a weird item
through the airport.
Right.
I love these stories.
Packet of pods.
No, no, not a packet of pods.
Packet of pods in the Anus.
You know, I love to talk about smuggling things in the Anus.
We talked about how many marbles you could get up there
if you had to smuggle them.
Like if you had to.
You said 30 and I said, well, that is ambitious.
I said if that was done one by one.
That's ambitious.
Well, surely they would go like a train and they'd follow the intestine up.
Yeah, you'd hope so.
You'd hope so.
And then you could just whip them out.
Anyway, there's a guy at New York's JFK Airport
who's been stopped after he was concealing
and attempting to smuggle 35 live birds hidden in hair curlers
taped to his ankles and body.
Thank God the live birds weren't in his anus.
Let's hope not.
Wow.
Wow.
Isn't that insane?
So he's put these, they were actually 35 finches
and they were put inside these hair curlers
and then sewn into a coat and around his ankles.
I'm so grateful that none of the birds actually died.
They made it.
Did they survive?
They survived.
They were still alive, which horrible trip they would have had.
A six-hour flight, and they
caught him.
He would have been chirping as he went through customs.
That's what people said.
They're like, they don't know how he managed to keep the birds quiet.
Yeah, buzzy.
35 birds.
That's fairly noisy.
What do you do with the birds after that?
Do you put them on a plane back to where they were smuggled from?
Yeah, I guess they probably would in like a normal cage, not in...
Not in hair curlers.
No.
I thought off the back of this I could tell you some of the other weird things that people
have tried to smuggle from time to time.
Funnily enough, 30 marbles not on the list.
Well, no one here is smuggling 30 marbles.
You could make news if we put you on an aeroplane with 30 marbles up your anus.
Yeah, but marbles aren't illegal.
Radio hosts get pulled aside with 35 marbles stuck up their anus.
No, but I wouldn't.
I wouldn't because they're not illegal.
They'd be like, well, you've done that for pleasure.
That's purely for you.
They'd probably x-ray you.
They'd probably do the body scanner and they'd go,
there's 30 marbles in your anus.
They'd be like, you're right to go.
Just so you know, that's fine.
You're right to go through.
But we know.
We know.
Number one, someone tried to smuggle a Bengal tiger.
In their anus?
No.
It wasn't in any part of their body.
So they were trying to get across the Mexico border to the United States
and they had this tiger sitting on their lap.
Yeah.
And when Border Patrol questioned them about it,
they said, no, this is a cat.
Yeah.
Well, technically it is a cat.
It's a house cat.
No, not a cat.
Okay, they got busted.
They got busted.
Someone else, another group of smugglers,
tried to stuff their tyres that they were driving on full of cigarettes.
And turns out a vehicle doesn't handle that well.
No, when it's full of cigarettes.
Full of cigarettes.
They got busted.
Someone else tried to get across the Australian border
with a stuffed armadillo.
Really?
Yeah.
Why?
Huh?
Why?
I don't know.
They must have liked it for like a piece for their house.
Right, okay.
And they got caught?
They got caught.
Apparently it's a no-go.
Another person tried to cross the border in her car with 230 pounds,
so that's about 500 kilos, of bologna.
Really?
Meat.
Turns out you can't take that.
Yeah, right.
No, you can't take that. Someone else
at an airport tried to smuggle through
in their carry-on
a barbed-wired baseball
bat. Wow. Just take
a normal baseball bat and buy the barbed wire
when you get there.
Why are you trying? What?
That is the weirdest thought to have.
Well, if you need a barbed baseball bat.
Okay, you tell me. No, I don't have a reason for it.
You tell me.
Okay, well, you need to probably practice.
Ready?
What if I pulled you over and I said,
excuse me, sir, we seem to have found 30 marbles up Uranus.
Why do you need these 30 marbles?
No, there's meant to be other marbles.
Bree and Clint.
Time for the one second song challenge.
Time is waiting.
You only get one second of the song. Time is waiting. You only get one
second of the song. No hesitating.
You only got
one second of one second.
Okay, there's a little bit of admin to get through here. Yes. The one second
song challenge is a classic. We've played it for ages.
It's changing slightly. We're
now getting new guys to play with us.
Yeah. It'll go round for round. First round
will be me versus Brie. And then the
second round will be listener versus listener. Yes then the second round will be listener versus listener.
Yes, and those listeners will be on each of our teams.
Exactly.
Okay.
It's still first team to three correct answers wins.
Yes.
But, yeah, we're inviting you guys into play.
And for playing, you automatically win pods.
Yes.
Okay.
And the winners of the whole thing will win 50 KFC chicken dollars.
Oh, there's a lot going on.
Raina's here.
Hi, Raina. G. Hi, Raina.
G'day, Raina.
Hello.
Pick your teams.
You got pods first.
Yeah, congratulations.
Oh, thank you.
Nice work.
Whose team do you want to be on?
I'm going to go for Bree, please.
All right, Raina.
It's you and me.
That means Nathan.
It's you and me in this.
Congratulations.
You just won some pods.
Cheers.
Nathan.
Nathan.
Nathan.
Get off the roof, Nathan.
Nathan, you idiot!
Yeah, right.
Okay, so as we said,
you guys don't need to do anything for the first round.
Bree and I will show you how the game works.
Yes.
And then in round two, you two are playing.
You will go head to head against each other, okay?
Alrighty.
Cool.
Everyone's clear.
Very clear, very clear.
Anastasia, what's the theme this week?
This week's theme is top rating songs on New Zealand radio right now. Got it. Okay. Cool. Everyone's clear. Very clear, very clear. Anastasia, what's the theme this week? This week's theme is top rating songs on New Zealand radio right now.
Got it.
Okay.
Cool.
So let's start off with song number one.
Clint.
That's Justin Bieber and Peaches.
My peaches are in Georgia.
Not going to be good at this one.
Sorry, Raina, you've got to hold the team together.
Nathan, that means it's a point for our team.
Come on, Rainer.
Now, next one, you guys need to buzz in with your names,
Nathan or Rainer, and whoever buzzes in first
and gets it right is going to claim the point for their team.
Good luck.
Come on, girl.
Let's hear song number two.
Rainer.
Yes, Rainer.
Is it Leave the Door Open?
By who?
Come on, Rainer. Come on, Raina. Is it Leave the Door Open? By who? Come on, Raina.
Come on, Raina.
Bruno Mars?
Yes!
That's correct.
I don't even care you're not on my team.
I'm just glad that it's working.
That the new format is working.
All right, now we're going to go back to Bree and Clint.
Okay.
Here's song number three.
Clint. Oh, Here's song number three. Clint.
Oh, you.
I agree.
That is Olivia Rodrigo, Deja Vu.
That's correct.
Yes, Raina.
Yes.
One more and we can take this out, okay?
All right, we're going to come from behind on this, Nathan, okay?
This is on you.
Nathan, you need to buzz in and get this one correct
to keep us in the game, okay?
Yep. Oh, my my god I'm so invested
Come on Raina
Let's hear song number four
Raina
Has she got it
I'm sorry Raina
That's incorrect.
Nathan, would you like a free guess?
That's 660, but I can't remember the name of the song.
Just guess it, man.
Just guess it.
I'm lucky, Nathan.
I felt for you.
All right, guys, You were really close there.
Let's hear...
We'll go back to Branklin.
Wait, so the song was 660?
All She Wrote.
All She Wrote.
Yeah.
All right, let's hear song number five.
Clint.
Justin Bieber, Hold On.
I need you to hold on.
I knew that one.
We're still in the game. We're at tie break, everybody. Come on, Rainer. I need you to hold on. I knew that one. We're still in the game.
We're at tie break, everybody.
Come on, Rainer.
It's all up to you.
It's down to you guys.
All right, Nathan and Rainer,
remember to yell out your name if you know the song.
Let's hear song number six.
Oh, no.
Let's get down, let's get down to business
Nathan, come on, get in there Nathan
Get in there
I can't remember the name of the artist
Let's get down to business
But I can't remember who sings it
Have a guess, have a guess
No
Rainer, you get a free guess Raina
Um
No I've got no idea
Who it's by
I have no idea
That's a hard one
No one knows Tiesto
That was a hard one guys
I don't blame you
It's called the business
Yeah
Okay it's down to me and you Brie
Oh no
We can do this
We can do this
Let's see song number seven
Clint
Oh
I'm gonna say Clint on this one Um That's Kings Clint, let's see song number seven. Clint. Oh.
I'm going to say Clint on this one.
That's Kings with Sons of Zion,
and the song is called... Oh, no!
The song is called...
We're going to need your answer.
I don't know.
Where am I?
I'm feeling unhealthier.
Is that the song?
Yeah.
Come on.
Is the song Help Me Out?
That's correct.
Raina, congratulations.
You've just won 50 KFC chicken dollars.
Awesome.
Yes, Raina.
Team effort.
Oh, my God.
What a rush.
Bree and Clint. Penny, you're live on ZM.
How are you going?
What do you want, Penny?
What are you calling us for, Penny?
What do you want?
I want free pods and I'm not going to share them at all.
At all.
Well, guess what?
All my friends are texting me.
Guess what, Penny, because you're in the pod squad.
Pod squad. Welcome to the pod squad. Pod squad.
Welcome to the pod squad, girl.
Oh, cheers, guys.
Honestly, made my day.
Thank you.
No worries, Penny.
We'll get those pods out to you soon.
Appreciate it.
Thank you.
And now it's time for Brie and Clint's most popular segment,
Friday Okie.
I love Friday Okie.
It's the best.
I listen every Friday.
I never miss Friday-okey.
Thanks, Brian Clint.
You've made my Friday again.
Friday-okey!
Our regular Friday feature where we force you to listen to us singing.
Yes, that's pretty much, you've summed it up.
Today, though, extra incentive to suffer through it
because if you're one of our five voters,
you're going to win some of New Zealand's last pods.
They've been discontinued.
We bought Auckland's entire supply
and we're giving them to everyone who gets on here today.
You suffer, we reward.
Yeah, that's how it works.
That's the motto here at the Brinkland Show.
That's the motto for our whole show.
Today, you're going to hear two wonderful renditions
of the biggest song in New Zealand
right now, Justin Bieber.
Now, foolishly, I selected today's song and forgot that I can't sing anything in Justin
Bieber's register.
We can't sing anything in anyone's register.
No, that's not true.
I picked Tiesto, The Business for us to sing today because it was nice and low and flat. Let's get No, that's not true. I picked Tiesto the business for us this thing today
because it was nice and low and flat.
Let's get down, let's get down.
And how do you think I would have went with that?
Not good.
I thought it would be funny for you to have to do it.
But it turns out you and Kim Crosman did it while I was away.
We did.
The deep voice challenge was going around.
So now we have to do this.
Same deal.
We've both spent 15 minutes with a professional audio engineer
And what you're about to hear is the best that we could manage, okay?
Oh no
After you've heard both, you'll get the chance to vote
But seeing as I picked the song, I'll go first
Here's my peaches
And I apologise in advance
Show us your peaches, Clint
Here's my peaches
I got my peaches. It's the texture of your skin I wanna wrap my arms around you girl And never let you go
And I say yo
There's nothing like your touch
It's the way you lift me up
Yeah
And I'll be right here with you to the end
I have my bitches out in Georgia
Oh yeah yeah
I get my weed from California
I took my chick up to the North yeah
Badass chick
I get my light right from the sauce That, that, that. I took my chick up to the North, yeah. Badass chick. I get my light right from the sauce, yeah.
That's it.
I never thought that Justin Bieber was a good singer.
He's a great singer.
Until I had to try and sing a Justin Bieber song.
My favourite line of yours,
Badass chick.
Actually, why am I even talking?
Mine is just as bad, if not worse.
I'm going to shut my mouth as bad, if not worse.
I'm going to shut my mouth.
That's my peaches.
Oh, that was funny.
You can't vote until you've heard Bree's peaches.
Okay?
Get ready for my peaches.
They're juicy.
You might have seen them on Snapchat before.
But have you heard them?
Here's Bree's. I got my peaches out in Georgia.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I got my weed from California.
Yeah, that's that. I took my jig up to the North. Yeah. I get my light right from the source. Yeah, that's it. And I see you
the way I breathe you in the texture of your skin. I want to wrap my arms around you, baby. never let you go. And I say, oh, there's nothing like your touch.
It's the way you lift me up.
Yeah, and I'll be right here with you till the end.
I got my peaches out in Georgia.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I got my weed from California.
Yeah, that's that.
I took my chick up to the north, yeah.
That ass chick.
I get my light right from the source, yeah.
Yeah, that's it.
You're well done.
Vibing.
Did we both go out last night?
Yeah.
Yeah, we did.
But does that have an impact on our performance?
No, because we're professionals.
We're goddamn professionals.
We back it up.
Yeah.
Not good, but we back it up.
We've backed it up big time.
We've backed our peaches up on you.
And now we want you to vote.
Oh, $800.
And then five people are going to pick the winner of Friday Okie this week.
And just for voting, you're going to get some pods.
Easy as that.
Call now.
0800 dials at M if you want to vote and get some pods.
Like Bree said, you suffer, we reward.
It's Friday Okie.
Bree and Clint.
Friday Okie.
It's Friday Okie, baby.
Where we take on a great song sung by a professional and we butcher it.
Just for your enjoyment.
This week, Justin Bieber's Peaches.
The Brie and Clint version.
Mine sounded like this.
It sounds worse than I remembered.
And Bree sounded like this.
Five votes.
We'll decide who wins Fridayoke.
It happens every week.
But this week, the bonus of pods for voting.
Yes.
That's right, everyone.
We don't want to say we're bribing you, but you know.
We are. Yeah, we are. So let's go to Eden first. Hi, Yes. That's right, everyone. We don't want to say we're bribing you, but you know. We are. Yeah, we are.
So let's go to Eden first. Hi, Eden.
G'day, Eden.
Hi, guys. First of all.
Oh, sorry. You got pods, Eden. Yeah.
Ooh.
Exciting. You're in the pod squad.
Just for calling the pod squad. Nice work.
Eden, tell us your thoughts this week.
Look, guys.
I started listening and Clint instantly,
I was like, going to vote for him.
And then I heard Bree.
And those ad-libs had me.
They had me, Bree.
You killed it.
Thanks, mate.
One vote for Bree.
Thank you, Eden.
Let's go to Sian.
Hi, Sian.
Hi, Sian.
Hi.
Whose peaches do you want to yummy down on this weekend?
Wouldn't have said that.
Shouldn't have said that.
After that.
Oh, no, we're losing Sian.
We're losing Sian.
Let's come back to Sian.
Stay with us, Sian.
Let's go to Michael.
Hi, Michael.
Hi, how's it going?
Good, thanks, Mike.
What are your thoughts on the peaches this week?
Oh, I've had a lot of peaches this week.
Right, okay.
And whose peaches would you like?
Whose peaches did you enjoy most this afternoon, Michael?
Yours, Clint.
Oh, thank you, mate.
Thank you.
You're in the pod squad too.
We've got pods for you.
We've got pods.
Sian's back.
Hi, Sian.
G'day, Sian.
Hello.
Yeah, you're back.
Who are you voting for?
Me? No, Sian. We Who are you voting for? What?
No, Sian!
We'll give you one more chance.
Move around a bit, Sian.
Let's go to Max.
Hey, Max.
Hi, Max.
Hi, everyone.
You get pods, Max.
Nice pod squad.
Oh, that's great.
No worries, Max.
What are your thoughts this week?
Who are you voting for?
I've got to go Brie, 100%.
Legend, Max.
I knew I could count on you.
We'll send you some pods as well.
We'll send you.
Yeah, we're sending you pods.
Peter's here.
Hi, Peter.
G'day, Pete.
Pod squad, baby.
Yeah, pod squad.
We're sending you pods.
Congratulations.
You got them, Pete.
You will get some of New Zealand's last ever pods.
Oh, mate, they're fabulous.
They haven't happened for a while.
I remember throwing them down at the movies.
They were some simpler funnies.
I love that. Throwing him down at the movies.
He says it like it was his... I love it.
You can win this for Bree here.
We might not need to go back to Sian.
Come on, Pete.
We could, we could, but, you know, I mean, Bree done a fantastic job.
Except she was a little bit flat.
Clint, I feel you gave it a little bit more feeling.
I was there with you, mate.
And my vote's to you, though.
You're killing me, Pete.
Mine was a lot more flat than Bree's,
but I'm going to take the vote and run with it,
which means we've arrived at tiebreak.
We'll give Sian one more go.
Sian, are you still with us?
Sian!
Yes, hello.
Can you hear me?
You're here.
Okay, it's literally all down to you.
You're going to pick the winner of Friday Oki this week.
Oh, God.
Okay. I'm going to stick with winner of Friday Okie this week. Oh God. Okay.
I'm going to stick with my original...
Sian!
No, Sian!
Sian, no build-ups.
Just say the name.
Say the name.
Clint.
Okay.
We should have went
to someone else.
There we go.
That's Friday Okie.
Everyone who got on.
Pop Squad.
Mod Squad.
Bree and Clint.
Time for Birthday Banger. It's my birthday. Squad. Pod Squad. Bree and Clint. Time for Birthday Banger.
It's my birthday.
It's my birthday.
Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger.
All right, Birthday Banger for a Friday.
We do this at the same time every day on our show.
Three of your birthdays.
We'll figure out what was number one on your 16th
and then we'll play our favourite one in full.
And you'll join the Pod Squad.
Pop Squad.
That's right.
Let's go to Olivia first.
Hi, Olivia. G'day, Liv. Hi you'll join the pod squad. Pod squad. That's right. Let's go to Olivia first. Hi, Olivia.
G'day, Liv.
Hi.
You got pods, girl.
Oh, I know.
I'm so happy.
Be honest,
were you calling for Birthday Banger
or for pods?
For pods, definitely.
Yes, queen.
Well, the Birthday Banger's a bonus,
then you're about to find out
the number one song
on your 16th birthday.
What was your birthday?
What is your birthday?
2nd of March, 99.
All right, Olivia, you were 16 in 2015 on the 2nd of March.
And in 2015, this had a number one hit.
Huge.
Three icons, Rihanna, Kanye and Sir Paul McCartney.
I loved this song.
It's great, eh?
It was great.
Do you like it, Olivia? Good birthday banger? Not too bad. Not tooney. I loved this song. It's great, eh? I thought it was great. Do you like it, Olivia?
Good birthday banger?
Not too bad.
Not too bad.
Okay, wait there.
Let's go to Robbie.
Hey, Robbie.
G'day, Robbie.
Hey.
How are you?
Good.
How are you?
Good, good.
Good, thanks.
Good, thanks.
Yeah.
First of all, you're a part of the pod squad now.
Pod squad.
Outstanding.
No worries.
Awesome.
Awesome.
What's your birthday, Robbie? So, I'm August 16, 1976. Right. Free pod. Awesome. What's your birthday, Robbie?
So I'm August 16, 1976.
Bit of a dinosaur.
No way.
You were 16 in 1992.
Remember it like it was yesterday on the 16th of August.
And Robbie, here's your birthday banger.
Oh, Robbie, banger.
Snap.
Chuck on your parachute pants and hit the clubs.
Classic.
I love that track.
Rhythm is a dancer.
Stands out, that song.
Yeah, you do not hear that every day.
It's a good one.
Let's do one more for Kelly.
Hi, Kelly.
G'day, Kelly.
Hey, g'day, guys.
How you doing?
Good, thanks.
You know what you've just joined?
The pod squad. Pod squad.
That's right Kel. You're part of the pod squad.
Let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday?
6th of November
1975.
Right Kelly. You were 16 in 1991
on the 6th of November
and in 91 this
was at the top of the chart.
This is a great song.
Birthday banger.
Yeah.
Weekend vibes.
Weekend vibes, big time.
Absolute pearler of a birthday banger for you.
Okay, you've got your pods, Kelly.
Wait there and we'll figure out if you've also won birthday banger.
What's your gut telling you?
Life is a highway, baby.
I think you're right.
I think that's a perfect song.
It's such a vibe.
And going into the weekend, this is it.
Yeah, this is it.
Kelly, congratulations.
You won birthday banger.
Woo-hoo.
Awesome.
Thanks, guys. No worries, Kel.
Everyone gets pods for getting on.
We'll give away some more pods after this too.
Keep calling.
But here's your birthday banger for Friday from Tom Cochran. I can't go where blues won't haunt you anymore. With a brave heart, free love, and soul,
come ride with me to the distant shore.
You won't hesitate.
Break down the garden gate.
This night might stand for today.
Life is a highway.
I want to ride it all night long.
If you're going my way, I want to drive it all night long.
Through all these cities and all these towns, it's in my blood and it's all around.
I loved you now like I loved you then.
This is the road and these are the hills.
From Mozambique to those Memphis nights.
The Cabo Pass to Vancouver's lights.
Knock me down and back up again.
You're in my blood.
I'm not a lonely man.
There's no load I can't hold.
Roads are rough, this I know.
I'll be there when the light comes in.
Just tell them we're survivors.
Life is a highway.
I won't ride it all night long
If you're going my way
I wanna drive it all night long
Life is a highway
I wanna ride it all night long.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Life on a highway. I want to drive it all night long.
There was a distance between you and I A misunderstanding once, but now we look it in the eye There ain't no law that I can't hold
Road so rough, yes I know
I'll be there when the light comes in
Just tell them we're the survivors.
Life is a highway.
I want to ride it all night long.
If you're going my way, I want to drive it all night long.
Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, yeah!
Life is a highway.
I want to ride it all night long.
If you're going my way,
I want to drive it all night long.
Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, yeah!
Life is a highway
I wanna ride it
All night long
When you're going my way
I wanna drive it
All night long
Zed and Brie and Clint
That's a different kind of birthday banger for a Friday
I love it
From Tom Cochran
It's called Life is a Highway
Quite a lot of messages from people saying love it
But also love the Rascal Flatts version
The Rascal Flatts version is one of my all time favourite songs
This one, it's just so good
Yeah
I went to see them in concert
Right
And it was amazing
Nice Sounds exactly like the record Should we give away some more pods? It was just so good. Yeah. I went to see them in concert. Right. And it was amazing.
Nice.
Sounds exactly like the record.
Should we give away some more pods?
Yeah, let's give away some more pods.
Aaliyah, welcome to the show.
You're in the pod squad.
Pod squad.
Pod squad. Pod squad.
What about you, Kristen?
You want to be a part of the pod squad?
Yeah, let's go.
Let's go, pod squad.
Pod squad.
You got them.
Pods coming your way.
Everybody who gets on here today is winning
free pods. We have all the pods that we could
find. We bought out the
Auckland Supply, we think. They've been
discontinued. Yeah.
Took quite a few hours to find these things.
Yeah. It was a long time.
It's going to take quite a few hours
to send them all out as well. Just one more.
Daniel, do you want to join the pod squad?
Yes.
You got them, Dan.
You're in.
Congratulations.
Pod squad.
There's Dan in the background making Daniel get pods for him.
Bree and Clint.
I needed to get to the bottom of something I saw today on the internet. And it was a study that was conducted talking about certain clothing brands
and styles and what they mean in terms of dating,
how trustworthy these people are.
And it's quite interesting some of the stats that have come out
because apparently in this study,
which was conducted at the University of Michigan, it says men who wear extravagant fashion with large luxury logos embroidered
on them are more likely to be untrustworthy and to engage
in brief sexual affairs.
What?
Well, I think what they did was they obviously asked a bunch
of different women, you know, what did your ex used to wear?
Were they faithful?
Were they not?
And this is what's come out.
And so did it say Ralph Lauren polo shirt specifically?
It did.
It said the study focused on the brand Ralph Lauren
and its famous polo shirts.
Really?
Yeah.
Well, they did have a large horse embroidered on the chest of them.
Yep, exactly.
So we're going to get to the bottom of it this afternoon
to see how real these stats are.
We asked people to call if they had an ex-boyfriend
that used to wear Ralph Lauren polo shirts.
Rebecca's here.
Hi, Rebecca.
Hi, Bec.
Hi.
Can you confirm, did your ex-boyfriend wear Ralph Lauren shirts?
Yeah.
Yep.
Okay, yep.
Yep.
And, Bec, was he ever unfaithful to you?
Not unfaithful, but definitely untrustworthy.
Oh, okay.
There were lies in there?
We'll take it.
Oh, we'll take that.
We'll take it.
We're one from one.
Also, Beck gets pods.
Nice work.
Let's talk to Jay.
Hi, Jay.
Hi.
Jay, just confirming,
your ex-boyfriend wore Ralph Lauren polo shirts.
Yeah, all the time.
Just one Ralph Lauren polo shirt or was he double popped collaring it
with two Ralph Lauren polo shirts?
He went double pop.
Yeah, that's very common for some people, the double pop.
Okay, Jay.
So we've got the shirt.
Was he ever unfaithful?
Yeah, a few times.
Whoa.
So far we're two from two.
Thank you, Jay.
Enjoy your pods.
Enjoy your pods.
Congratulations.
Let's go to Sienna.
Sienna, hi.
Hi.
Let's confirm your ex-boyfriend wore Ralph Lauren shirts.
Oh, basically every day.
Okay, good.
This is good. So all the time. What was, like basically every day. Okay, good. This is good.
What colour?
What was his favourite colour?
Blue.
Blue, right.
And Sienna, did your ex-boyfriend ever cheat on you?
Yes.
What is going on?
Whoa.
Sienna, to help with the healing process,
we've got some pods for you.
Congratulations.
Thank you, Sienna.
So much.
Appreciate you taking part in this experiment.
Taryn's here finally. Hi, Taryn. Hi, Taryn.
Hi. Taryn, you had an
ex-boyfriend that wore Ralph Lauren polo
shirts? I did.
This is when I was like, just saying.
This might confirm
depending on Taryn's answer. We might have had 100%.
The study says that men who
wear Ralph Lauren polo shirts more likely
to cheat. And Taryn, did your ex-boyfriend ever cheat?
We had our own trust issue.
So I don't know if you'd consider it cheating
when we'd break up here and there.
Are you saying, Taryn, you had your inklings but you didn't know?
Yeah, well, there's nothing to concern.
Was he untrustworthy?
Yeah.
We'll take it.
We'll take it.
I mean, pretty solid.
The University of Michigan.
All right.
Men of New Zealand,
you know what item of clothing to burn this weekend?
All your polo shirts.
Yeah, and Ben,
can you just go through my Facebook album
from about 2007 to 2010
and just remove all the pictures of me
in a Ralph Lauren polo shirt, please.
Just for safety, you know?
Hey, people change.
Bree and Clint.
RuPaul's Drag Race Down Under premieres on
TVNZ 2 and TVNZ
Demand this weekend and this afternoon
we're very lucky to be speaking with one of the
Down Under judges, Rhys Nicholson.
Hey!
It's me, Rhys, from comedy and work.
And everything.
How are you going, Reece?
I'm good.
I'm good.
How are you guys?
You're like a...
So good.
Well, I mean, virus is the wrong word, but you are everywhere on NZTV at the moment.
Yeah.
You're on Patriot Brains as well.
Bit of fun.
Yeah.
We were meant to have done so much research for that show, and I did not do any.
Some of you are wondering, I'm quite drunk.
I could pick up on that a little bit.
Rhys is definitely not having a gin and tonic
while we speak to him now either.
Eh, Rhys?
No.
No.
Not at all.
Rhys, before the season of RuPaul's Drag Race
down under starts, we need to know who wins.
Imagine if I...
This is the great thing about this
because I'm not used to having
jobs like this where there's i know lots of secrets but i actually don't know who's won
it's all secretly filmed right it's all secretly filmed so this is the one thing that i can't be
tricked with i know who the top are but that's you know my regular life i always know who the top is
boom can you talk me through the moment of when you found out you were going to be one of the judges
on one of the biggest um you know obviously cut through shows on tv at the moment the moment that
i found out was because i found out i was on the very long list even my agent said don't hold your
breath don't get your hopes up i was like okay supportive and then i got a
call on a sunday morning before 9 a.m which is never good news to hear that from your agent
when i answered the phone i was like hello and she was crying all she the first thing she said
was he picked you he picked you who is this manager what school of management did they go to
why is she so good enough to get me on rupaul's drag race that's true grace's mom isn't it
yeah yeah it's my mom she's great she's a momager after you found out obviously you were gonna be
you were picked by rupaul you were the judge um on this season which i only found out recently i
was picked by rue that's amazing picked by rue but the but the thing is i kept it a secret but
i i didn't it was i reckon a month's turnaround between finding out I had the job
to sitting at the desk.
Wow.
Because it was a really quick production.
And it wasn't until I think I was sitting at the desk,
and then RuPaul walked down the runway, and he was in full drag,
and he said, hi, Rhys, welcome to the family.
And that was the first thing he ever said to me, i evacuated my entire body just everything just started coming out yeah uh and
then we started recording wow we're speaking with reese nicholson uh he is one of the hosts of
ruPaul's drag race down under it was filmed here in new zealand um and because it was filmed here
and you were here to film it um can you say something nice about us?
I mean I do love New Zealand, I come there quite a bit
Yeah we know, you won the 2018
New Zealand Comedy Award
Alright that was a bit aggressive, calm down
But we know
we know, coming over here
taking our awards
Hey I'm fine with it because I'm an Aussie
so I was like ooh he's picking up some awards
over here in New Zealand, good to see Are'm an Aussie So I was like, ooh, he's picking up some awards over here in New Zealand
Good to see
But is your accent...
No, I'm from country Queensland, mate
Ridgy didge
Oh my gosh
Do you think that her accent has been diluted?
Do you think she's a bit more Kiwi now?
I think a little bit
I think there's a little bit of Kiwi in there
Oh, cheers
I don't want to start a fight
You've been cross-pollinated
Rhys, I have a question for you've been cross-pollinated reese i
have a question for you because obviously there's some amazing queens i'm so pumped because obviously
the american season just finished up over the weekend uh massive finale if you haven't seen it
go watch it what would your drag race name be my drag name have you thought about this i have
because i used to want to like before i got into comedy I wanted to be a drag queen um
the I think I would like to be called something like diner something like diner hunger diner
starvation like some sort of dying of something what about Anya and then knees yeah I mean look
are you giving away a lot of the work yeah I. A lot of the work I've gotten in my life is because of that.
And me too.
I'm just throwing up ideas.
I've done some of my best work on my knees.
You can have that if you want.
I don't know if it's taken.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Imagine if like in a couple of years I was on the show doing promo
for my huge On Your Knees.
Don't worry, we'll come knocking.
Brie will have the checkbook ready.
I'll have this audio.
Ripple's Drag Race Down Under premieres on TVNZ 2 and TVNZ On Demand this weekend.
On Demand.
We're so excited to see some Kiwi queens.
I'm so pumped.
Some Aussie queens and you on there too, Rhys.
So thanks very much.
We're really looking forward to it.
I'm so excited for you guys to watch it.
That's Rhys Nicholson, everybody.
Thanks very much.
Shantae, you stay, Rhys.
Brie and Clint. Here on this
show, we're famous for, not much,
giving away pods. I think we're pretty famous for that now.
Hashtag pod squad. Yeah, hashtag pod squad.
That's pod squad. One of our things
now. And the other
thing is our love, our pure
absolute adoration
of any news to do
with the maritime industry
or the aviation industry.
No one reports on more maritime or aviation news in the Brinkland Show.
And look, we didn't do much last year, but there was nothing to report
because no one was travelling.
But guess what, baby?
It's back.
It's back.
Aviation news.
I've got some.
Oh, that.
Hold on.
Yeah.
The plane. It's almost gone. It'll be gone soon. Can you see it? Oh, look. And've got some. Oh, that, hold on. The plane, it's almost gone.
It'll be gone soon. Can you see it?
Oh, look, and it's gone.
A flight in China
had to be cancelled after a passenger
threw coins into
the aircraft's engine as he was boarding
the flight. I saw this story.
The passenger, known only
as Wang, said
he did it for good luck
so that his flight would arrive at its destination safely.
For luck, you throw the coins into the engine.
Yeah, he was wishing the plane good luck.
You touch the side of the plane before you get on it,
not throw coins in there.
The opposite of what he was giving the plane.
Give the pilot the coins if you want some luck, you know.
They caught him.
The plane didn't take off.
He genuinely was doing this for luck.
He'd wrapped the coins and everything and they were...
How many times has he done this?
No, he hasn't done it that many times.
But the Mazzali...
Let's hope not.
It's not the first case of a traveller tossing money into the engines of a plane.
In 2019, a passenger boarding a flight in China
was arrested for doing the same thing.
This time, an aircraft operated by Lucky Air.
You'd think that Lucky Air's plane was lucky enough,
but no, they thought, give it some more luck,
let's bung some coins in the engine.
As a nervous flyer, if I saw someone do this,
I would be enraged.
Well, yeah, you should be.
Can you imagine?
Go to the bloody Trevi Fountain if you want to throw coins into something.
For God's sake.
I don't think you'd be a nervous flyer to be enraged by that either.
Yeah, true.
If you see someone throwing their trash into the engine of the plane.
Yeah, right.
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