ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 30th April 2024

Episode Date: April 30, 2024

What Dolly should call her wine brand.  Clint's Billie Eilish theory.  Bree had a crazy run of luck.  Lady mistaken for a baby.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZM's Bree and Clint. Cheers to KFC. The new Zinger Mozzarella Burger is available now. Tonight, we are going to witness the most anticipated show in the history of professional radio. ZM's Bree and Clint. Hi everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint Show. This is a new vibe.
Starting point is 00:00:27 Yeah, we're cool now. We're fresh. We've had a Reno. I like it. I feel like my undercarriage has been refreshed. Yeah, it's been sandblasted. It's been a full gutting. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:00:40 A full undercarriage gutting. We had to cut out all the rust. Yep. Get all the cobwebs. There's quite a bit of bog up there too. Yeah, you get backed up and sometimes you just need a clear out. Yeah, well, she's an old chassis you're running. Yeah, it is, you know.
Starting point is 00:00:53 Every now and then it takes a bit of maintenance. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. Mine's been kept in an indoor garage. Mate, yours needs a full-on welding. No. No, mine's pristine.
Starting point is 00:01:03 We're welding pieces back together. No, no, no. Mine's pristine. We're welding pieces back together. No, no, no, mine's pristine. Mine's as new. Rattling the K. My, my... The warranty has definitely run out on your chassis. Why'd you turn your own microphone off? I don't know, I got excited.
Starting point is 00:01:18 In six years, you've never done that. I've got excited. Hey, good show on the way for you guys today. We're back after our holidays. Bree just took an extra day. How was your wedding, by the way? Yeah, it was good. You know what sucks about going to a wedding?
Starting point is 00:01:32 What? Is it always makes you want to have a wedding. Oh, yeah. Like being at the wedding and it's such a fun day and it's love and it's magical. It was amazing. It was such an amazing day. It's the highest of highs, your wedding day. And then directly afterwards, you're like, oh, my God,
Starting point is 00:01:47 I will never get to do that again. Yeah. But that's not true. You could get divorced. So you might get to do it again. You could do it all over again. Glass half full. Let's rip into another show.
Starting point is 00:01:57 It is not 32 all. Who won yesterday, Claude? It was our tradies, wasn't it? It was our lady tradie who took the win yesterday. Claude's saying the ladies. Was it lady? She would say that, though. Claude goes, yeah, probably.
Starting point is 00:02:11 We'll check the tape. We will check the tape. It is tight. We want to be fair. Either way, there's only one game in it. If you're a lady or a tradie, you can call us now to play tradie versus lady. Bree and Clint. It's trad Treaty versus Ladies.
Starting point is 00:02:27 Three, two, one, let's go. Claudia, did we double check the score? It was the Ladies who took the win yesterday. It was the Ladies. Okay, well, we'll believe you. It's 33 to the Ladies and 32 to the Ladies this afternoon.
Starting point is 00:02:42 Who have we got playing today? Our Ladies from Auckland. She's 32 and she beat her dad at mini golf for the first time at age 6. Welcome to the show, Bree. G'day Bree. Hello, how's it going? Good thank you. Are you a professional golfer now? I'm professionally good at losing the ball. Good, that's a good way to put it.
Starting point is 00:03:05 You're taking on our tradies today, calling from the capital. They're 25 and they are going to Europe in a few months. Please welcome to the show, Hayden. G'day, Hayden. How are we? Good, thank you, mate. Whereabouts are you going? All over.
Starting point is 00:03:18 Full shebang, I suppose. Full shebang. Oh, doing your OE. European summer. Something like that, yeah. Yeah. I'm so jealous. Okay, Hayden, your buzzer is tradie. Bree, doing your OE. European summer. I'm so jealous. Hayden, your buzzer is tradie. Bree,
Starting point is 00:03:27 you're the lady. The first one to three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash from our show sponsor KFC. Here we go, guys. Good luck. Question number one. Name the artist currently operating under the pseudonym Cowboy Carter. Name is Carter.
Starting point is 00:03:44 Who is Cowboy Carter. Name is Carter. Who is Cowboy Carter? Female artist. Lady. Yes, Brie. Is it Beyonce? It is Beyonce Knowles Carter. One to the ladies. Question number two.
Starting point is 00:03:59 In what city or country will this year's Olympics be held? Lady. Yes, Brie. Paris. Hayden, you should have got that one. You're going to be there for it, Nellie. Did you know they're making them swim in the Seine and the river that goes through the middle of Paris? Are they actually?
Starting point is 00:04:15 Are they giving them free staph infection? They're giving them free chemical showers after they get out. No way. And they're giving them a gel that they can put on their body to stop bacteria from getting in. They'll need a tetanus shot. All right, that's two to the ladies. You need this one here, Hayden, to stay in it.
Starting point is 00:04:31 Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Hayden. And Sharon? He's on the board. Nice work, mate. One to the tradies, two to the ladies. Question number four.
Starting point is 00:04:46 Israel Adesanya has made the news for buying into a popular Auckland taco restaurant. What sport does Israel... Yes, Hayden. MMA. Yeah. Nice work. You've made a comeback. Could you go all the way?
Starting point is 00:05:01 This is for the win. Question number five. How old was Queen Elizabeth II when she was crowned the Queen of England? Was it 20? Yes, Hayden. 20, 24. Worth a guess. Worth a guess.
Starting point is 00:05:14 It was multi-choice, but that was worth a guess. It is multi-choice. I'll give you the rest of the question. Brie, you get a free go. 27, 47, 67. 27. She's got it. She's a lady.
Starting point is 00:05:29 Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. Hayden, that one. He was not going to die wondering. That one hurts. He had to go for it. Yeah, should have waited. Should have waited. Hey, Brie, you're the 21st lady champion.
Starting point is 00:05:40 Well done. Awesome, thanks. Nice work. 50 bucks, thanks to KFC coming your way. Bree and Clint. Oh, banger. Bree and Clint, that's Taylor Swift and Post Malone. It's fortnight.
Starting point is 00:05:55 Our resident Gen Z-er Ella said before the show that that was an upbeat banger. Yeah, she said her words with this song slaps. And did I prove you wrong? Yes, I just performed. It was amazing. No, no, and please don't get us wrong. We're not saying that's a bad song.
Starting point is 00:06:12 No, I love this song. It's not a banger, though. Slaps, though. No, no, no, we've got to stop using the word banger and slaps for songs that don't bang or slap. Did you just not see me banging my head to that song? That song is not an upbeat tune. I disagree.
Starting point is 00:06:24 Okay, we agree to disagree. That's fine. Maybe it's generational. Hey, the big music news today is that Billie Eilish has snubbed New Zealand. Why does this keep happening to us? Billie Eilish announced that her world tour for her new album
Starting point is 00:06:43 Hit Me Soft and Hard will not come to New Zealand. She will play 12 shows in Australia. Melbourne, Sydney and Brisbane, but zero shows in New Zealand next year. So, her
Starting point is 00:06:59 in New Zealand getting snubbed again. Getting snubbed, yeah. She's not even going to Tasmania. No one's going to Tassie. No, but New Zealand is snubbed again. Getting snubbed, yeah. She's not even going to Tasmania. No one's going to Tassie. No, but New Zealand is not Tasmania. More than that, there's an entire month from when those 12 shows in Australia finish to when her next show in Stockholm begins
Starting point is 00:07:19 and she's still not coming to New Zealand. Do you reckon she had planned to come to New Zealand and then got axed at the last minute? No, not one bit. She just never planned to come to New Zealand. Do you reckon she had planned to come to New Zealand then it got axed at the last minute? No. Not one bit. She just never planned to come to New Zealand. She never planned to come to New Zealand. And I love Billie Eilish by the way. I love Billie Eilish. I'm gutted that she's not coming here. You know whose fault
Starting point is 00:07:36 this is, don't you? Whose? It's Taylor Swift's. What, because she started the trend? Taylor Swift has made New Zealand a skippable location for world tours. Not Taylor's fault. I need remind you, not Taylor's fault. I need
Starting point is 00:07:52 point out that you have been sucked in by the messaging that it's not Taylor's fault. Whoever, Taylor Swift, Taylor's people, whatever it is, whoever organises these tours, don't let them tell you that our stadiums aren't big enough to host world tours.
Starting point is 00:08:07 What a crock of BS. He forgets. He forgets. Oh, the Eden Park thing? Yes. Have it somewhere else. Go to Wellington and have your concert at Sky Stadium. How many does Sky Stadium seat?
Starting point is 00:08:18 Sky Stadium has seating for 35,000 people, and then it's got a huge field down there as well. It's a big stadium. The Eris Tour, this is the thing that we're going to have to deal with for a long time now. The Eris Tour has made New Zealand a skippable location on the World Tour calendar. These touring mega parties have gone,
Starting point is 00:08:40 we'll just go to Australia and they'll come to us. But Taylor Swift's not the first person to skip, is she? No, but we are getting skipped more and more. Billie Eilish used to come here. Yeah, but that's before she's, I would argue, Billie Eilish has never been as big as what she is now. That's a fair
Starting point is 00:08:58 point. But this is an arena tour. We were just talking to Megan. That's true. Who pointed out that this is not a stadium tour. This is an indoor arena tour. We've got a lot of arenas here. We have Spark Arena. Yeah. We have Wolf Brook Arena in Crushage.
Starting point is 00:09:10 Probably a bit small, but you know, we've got Spark Arena. There's arenas. I just feel like we have been told that we are too small for these big shows and it's not true. How are our stadiums too small yet we can host the FIFA Women's World Cup,
Starting point is 00:09:26 we can host the Cricket World Cup, we can host the Rugby World Cup, but we can't host a concert? It's bull crap. That's why I love Pink so much is that she sold out Eden Park two nights back to back and she plays shows in Dunedin and she's playing all the smaller shows around the country. Correct. We're about to have an incredible new stadium in Christchurch built as well.
Starting point is 00:09:47 What's going to happen is if a no concert's going to come here, we're just going to be expected to go to Australia every time there's a concert? Correct me if I'm wrong, Beyonce has also skipped on this last tour or has that not been announced yet? I don't think she's announced Pacific. God, I hope she doesn't.
Starting point is 00:10:02 I don't think she's announced Australasian dates. Because if Queen B doesn't get... And is that tour over? Because that was the Renaissance album tour. And she's released a new album. And now she's on to Cowboy Carter. So is that tour over? Wait.
Starting point is 00:10:13 Claude, Producer Claude, can you Google if the Renaissance tour is over? Yeah, sure. Should we start a petition to get the Renaissance tour to New Zealand? Yes, we should. I sound like I'm being a bit extreme. I just believe that there is this weird thing going on where all of a sudden it's become,
Starting point is 00:10:31 oh, it's much easier to just go to Australia. It's too hard to go to New Zealand. It's not. There are legions of fans, Billie Eilish fans, Taylor Swift fans here. And yet you won't make quite as many millions by coming and doing our stadiums as you would by just doing Australia but you've got fans that want to see you. I would argue that why not
Starting point is 00:10:53 do New Zealand and not Australia make the Aussies come here for once. We're paying all the extra money to go there. Give us a freaking break, can you imagine how popular that person will be? Yeah. The person who goes, I'm going to New Zealand, not Australia. But they won't. It'll be pure economics. They'll go, what's the population of Australia? 30, 15 million or something?
Starting point is 00:11:13 Like 28 million. 28 million. They'll go, I can make 5 million people happy and piss off 28 million. Doesn't quite work, eh? Yeah, but that's a crappy mentality. Yeah. Claudia, yes? What's the results of them?
Starting point is 00:11:24 It took me a while to figure out how to spell Renaissance. But yeah, it's over. First of October last year. Yeah, it's over. So she didn't even announce that she was skipping New Zealand. She just said North America and Europe, yeah. That's a world tour, right? Also, she didn't do Australia either.
Starting point is 00:11:38 It's not a world tour if you don't come to New Zealand. Thank you very much. Yeah. Yeah. Unless you have one of those maps where we're not on it. That's a great point, Cor. Oh, maybe they've got that map those maps where we're not on it. That's a great point. Oh, maybe they've got that map. Maybe that's the issue all along. That's what's happened with Billie Eilish.
Starting point is 00:11:50 She's like, well, that's all the countries. We ticked them all off. We've got to get Rhys Darby in that two degrees map to sort her out. The robots are coming. Have you seen this? To be honest, robots are already here. Robots exist. Dishwashers are robots.
Starting point is 00:12:05 It's just they only do one job. Micots exist. Dishwashers are robots. It's just they only do one job. Microwave? Microwave's a robot. Just, well, is it? Satisfyer Pro? It's a robot. Sex robot.
Starting point is 00:12:14 That's a great job. Sex robot. Operation pleasure. Execute. I wish I hadn't done that. You just did the opposite of what the Satisfyer Pro does to me. Really? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:29 Yeah. Sahara. There's a drought downtown. I'm talking about walking, talking robots, though, that actually look like robots. Those are the robots that are coming. There's a few of them around. There's a few companies that are making them,
Starting point is 00:12:50 but Tesla have announced that they expect to start selling their humanoid robot, which is the word for robots that stand up on two legs and have arms and a head. And look like a human. They resemble people and they walk and talk like people. They said they expect to start selling their robot called the Optimus Gen 2. The Optimus? Optimus Gen 2. Like Optimus? Optimus Gen 2. Like Optimus Prime? Next year.
Starting point is 00:13:09 What? Next year. They said 2025 they expect to start selling their robot. So what can this robot do? It's still in development, but they've released some videos of it. They've shown it folding washing. That's one of the things I wrote down that I'd love it to do. They've shown it making coffee.
Starting point is 00:13:28 Yeah, it's a good one. And they've shown it being tactile and gentle enough that it can handle eggs without breaking the shells. It can pick up an egg, pass it between its hands and then put it down safely. Wow. Which is amazing.
Starting point is 00:13:45 The making coffee thing is interesting because we also have robots that can make coffee for us, like Nespresso machines. True. But yeah, like you just say, robot, go make me some coffee. He's like, okay. Flash white or cappuccino.
Starting point is 00:13:58 Yeah. Remember the robot on the Jetsons and the meals kind of came out of inside her? I would love that robot. So they're coming. Like them or not, they're coming. Jetsons and the meals kind of came out of inside her. I would love that robot. So they're coming. Like them or not, they're coming. What do we want a robot to do for us? Like if you
Starting point is 00:14:12 were to get one in your house, what is the thing that you want the robot to do for you? The folding and putting away of the washing is a big one for me. Yeah. You want them to do menial tasks, right? Things that you don't get any joy from. Cleaning. I'd love it to do cleaning. I'd love a robot to clean the shower. Clean the hair out of a shower drain.
Starting point is 00:14:30 No one wants to do that. Yeah. Cooking. Although people enjoy cooking, don't they? I really love cooking. Do you think a robot would be able to cook with love? It can cook with whatever you program it with. If you feed it Nana's recipe, it will make it.
Starting point is 00:14:46 Exactly. I wonder. But yeah, can you taste the love? That's the question. Massage? Do you want a massage from a robot? Yeah, why not? Why not, right?
Starting point is 00:14:54 Why not? Yeah. People will start using it for nefarious reasons eventually. That's a big word. Like if it can handle an egg gently, it can do other things eventually. Yeah. But that's not what I'm getting a robot for. Don't lie. That's the first word. Like if it can handle an egg gently, it can do other things eventually. Yeah. But that's not what I'm getting a robot for. Don't lie.
Starting point is 00:15:08 That's the first thing you thought about. No, absolutely not. I do not want. Why did your voice go so high? I do not want an intimate relationship with a robot. Absolutely not. That's not what I thought about. Definitely not.
Starting point is 00:15:21 Claudia, what do you want the robot to do for you? If it could pick up all the socks that I leave lying around the house, that would be great. That's good. Your partner would be very appreciative. Ella, what do you want a robot to do for you? I want it to first scan all the clothes in my wardrobe and then depending on my mood and the style I want
Starting point is 00:15:36 and the weather, it picks an outfit for me. I love it. Like that robot on Clueless. Oh, that's such a good one. Remember the outfit generator on Clueless? Yeah. There's a website, you know, that can do that. You put all your clothes into the website
Starting point is 00:15:49 and it generates all these different outfits. Man, the future's here, isn't it? These are all like... Put my makeup on for me. Put your makeup on. Would you do robot makeup? True, true. You just put a picture of Ariana Grande in there.
Starting point is 00:16:03 Although probably not Ariana Grande at the moment. Someone who looks good at the moment and just get it to do your makeup for you. If I put a picture of Ariana Grande's makeup in and said, robot, make me look like this, I'd come out looking like a pig with lipstick on. Just a really tight, really high pony. And you're like,
Starting point is 00:16:19 ow, robot, ow, ow, robot, ow. That is not what I wanted. Elon Musk believes you'll be able to buy one of these Tesla robots to live in your house next year for between $25,000 and $30,000 US dollars. Wowza. So about 50 grand New Zealand, which you go is a lot of money, but it's actually half the price of a Tesla car. That's a lot.
Starting point is 00:16:42 Check, check. Hello? So if you're wondering what happened there, we just had a full conversation about robots and then our entire computer system shut down. I'm terrified. So that is an interesting development. Technically, the radio studio robot.
Starting point is 00:16:56 Yeah. Not happy with what we were saying. We're giving it all these slave tasks and it's like, okay, suck on this. Yeah, where's all the good tasks for me? Yeah. Like watching Netflix. Because you called it a sex, okay, suck on this. Yeah, where's all the good tasks for me? Yeah. Like watching Netflix. Because you called it a sex robot.
Starting point is 00:17:07 That's the issue. Bree and Clint. I want to talk about this Perth Cafe customer that's making the news. Oh, yeah. Around the world at the moment. I went to Perth this year. Did you? No, last year.
Starting point is 00:17:19 Last year? No, this year. When did I go to Perth? Last year. Last year, eh? How many hours on the plane? Seven and a half. Seven and a half.
Starting point is 00:17:28 That's a long way. Yeah, but it's not the flight that gets you. It's the fact that after seven and a half hours, you're in like a completely different time zone. Yeah. So you land and you have no idea what time of day it is. But you also fly seven and a half hours and you get off the plane. It looks exactly like the place you just got on the plane.
Starting point is 00:17:43 True. You fly seven and a half hours and you're just in Australia. You know, like you could nearly fly to Japan. But you just go on a perth. It's a long way. How long was it to Thailand? Like similar? Yeah. It's a long way, but there's a...
Starting point is 00:17:57 But, but, beautiful. It is a beautiful place. Stunning place, Perth. Gets a lot of stick, Perth. It's actually lovely. The weather is actually spot on in Perth. And it's rich. So there's lots of cool things to do. It's a good spot. And there's a customer that went to a cafe that's making the news
Starting point is 00:18:14 after they were outraged by a secret hidden charge on their bill. Yeah. So they ordered a toasted sandwich, or they actually ordered a sandwich out of the cabinet. Yeah. And they ordered a toasted sandwich or they actually ordered a sandwich out of the cabinet. Yeah. And they said, I'll have that sandwich. And they asked if they wanted it toasted. Yeah. And they said, yeah, I'll have that toasted. Of course I do. Yeah. And they got charged an extra 90 cents to toast it. A toasting fee. A toasting fee. A toasting fee. Have you ever heard of that? No.
Starting point is 00:18:45 What are you paying for there? Yeah, exactly. Are you paying for the electricity or the person that has to toast it? Yeah, am I paying for their time? No. No. 90 cents? I don't even care what the price is. It could be 10 cents. It could be $5. It's the principle.
Starting point is 00:19:01 It's the principle. Yeah. Don't charge me for a toasting fee. How dare you? Are you going to charge me a heating fee to have my hot coffee instead of an ice coffee? Are you going to charge me an ice fee to have my coffee as an ice coffee? I wonder if they do. Is it more for an ice coffee? Do I get a discount on the sandwich if I don't toast it? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:19 Do I get 90 cents off? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Was the sandwich $5.10 but $6 toasted? Yeah. Is that how it works? What a rip-off. I'd be so angry at that. Yeah, it happens more and more though
Starting point is 00:19:35 where they just incrementally charge you for bits. What's the going rate these days for some oat milk or soy? What's the going rate to swap out? It used to be a dollar, dollar extra. Did it? To go for an alternative milk. Maybe we should ask our vegan Ella. Do you know what the general charge is to go for an alternative milk
Starting point is 00:19:54 over just some cow juice? Is this for a coffee? For a coffee, yeah. I'd say about 50 cents. 50 cents. It's not a dollar. God, I remember back in our day, Clint, we used to get a whole bag of lollies for that.
Starting point is 00:20:07 Yeah. I got a service recently and there's like all these lines on my car and all these lines of things that cost money. I was thinking it was on you. You got a service done on yourself. I got a service on myself. Well, it would probably be the same. You are due for a prostate exam.
Starting point is 00:20:21 And obviously, no, not for a few years. Okay, well, it's good to be reminded, just in case. Anyway, they've got the normal things, oil, spark plugs, filters. And then it was like consumables. And I was like, what's consumables? And they're like, oh, you know, gloves. What that they use when they're working on your car. Yeah, wipes.
Starting point is 00:20:39 I'm like, um, no. No, thank you. That's normal. That's just part of it. It's included. Yeah. Also, you chose to wear gloves. I don't want you to wear gloves. I don't care if you wear gloves or not. That's thank you. That's normal. That's just part of it. That's included. Yeah. Also, you chose to wear gloves. I don't want you to wear gloves.
Starting point is 00:20:47 I don't care if you wear gloves or not. That's on you. You pay for the gloves. I want you to feel my engine with the naked hand. I want you to raw dog my engine. Yeah. I want you to touch it naturally. I went to a wedding yesterday in Queenstown and I hired a car,
Starting point is 00:21:03 which I haven't done in a little while. And I got my invoice emailed to me, which is great. Love an emailed invoice, saving the planet. And on there, I was looking at the different charges and one of the charges, it says optional services total, which what is that? What's optional services? It was $82. What was it? I don't know. Oh, you don't know? I have optional services? It was $82. What was it? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:21:26 Oh, you don't know? I have no idea what it was. Optional services. Did you opt for like a GPS unit in the car? No, it's 2024. I've got my phone. Yeah. Did you?
Starting point is 00:21:38 I did opt for the zero excess cover. Did you ask for those nice beaded seats that you can get that feel like you're getting a massage while you're driving around? No, but I wish I opted for tinting on the windows because damn when you get a rental car and there's no tinting on the windows, I feel like the sun is directly burning
Starting point is 00:21:55 my retinas. Oh, Andrew Diles at M, or you can text us on 9696. What was the outrageous additional charge that you received on top of the thing? Yeah, that you didn't know was coming. How much extra for what? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:10 Yeah. What were they charging you extra for? And did you say anything or were you just like, okay, yeah, cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's fine, that's fine. $82 for something I don't understand, that's fine. Oh, 800 dials at M or you can text us on 9696. What was the outrageous additional charge? Bree and Clint.
Starting point is 00:22:26 There's a customer that went to a cafe in Perth that is outraged after they got charged 96 cents extra to toast their sandwich. That cafe would never have expected to make global news over it. But, oh yeah, we'll just charge them. And now this has happened. 96? And now they're the cafe that charges for toasting.
Starting point is 00:22:45 They're the cold food cafe, unless you want to pay extra. Do you reckon there's anyone listening that has been to a cafe that has had that happen to them where they charge for toasting? I don't know. I wouldn't. Well, to be honest, you wouldn't notice unless you checked your receipt. Yeah. Right?
Starting point is 00:23:00 Because are you really doing the math in your head when you're like, I'll get a coffee, a scone and a sandwich. And you're going, that should be exactly $14.30. And then when it's not? And then when it's not? Or maybe you are. I don't know. I think I'd just let it go through and then tap my card,
Starting point is 00:23:13 probably not even look and just walk away. God, privileged. We're asking you, what have you been charged extra for, the outrageous additional costs? Someone texted me, we were talking about mechanics before and how I got charged for the gloves. Yeah. Someone said, my mechanic charged me for the air that cost. Someone texted me. We were talking about mechanics before and how I got charged for the gloves. Someone said my mechanic charged me for the air that they put in my tyres. They did not.
Starting point is 00:23:30 $15 per tyre. That's not true. They must be charging for their... Like I believe you, but I can't believe that that would be true. Even if it was... Because they must be charging for their time to inflate your tyres. What do you mean their time? It's $15 of their time. Even if it was $15 for all be charging for their time to inflate your tyres. What do you mean their time? It's $15 of their time.
Starting point is 00:23:46 Even if it was $15 for all four tyres, I'd be outraged. Me too. Yeah. That's ridiculous. Matt's called up. G'day, Matt. Hi, Matt. Hi, guys.
Starting point is 00:23:55 How are you going? We're good, thank you. What was the additional extra charge? So we went to a cafe in Gizzy near the beach. Okay. And we ordered a coffee and a slice to take away. Yeah. Gotcha.
Starting point is 00:24:09 And then we looked at our receipt and noticed we'd been charged a fee for eating in. Wait. But you got take away. We got take away. It was in a take away cup. So I'm double outraged. I'm double outraged. One, that you got charged for eating in even though you took out.
Starting point is 00:24:26 And two, that there is a charge for eating in? Yeah. Nah. And then we questioned them. They said, you're eating in with everything's in takeaway cups and bags. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If anything, there should be a charge for eating out. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:24:43 Yeah, exactly. So, yeah. Are you charging people to eat saying? Yeah, exactly. You charge people to eat out? Yeah, sometimes. Yeah, right. Rate your dish. Thanks, Matt. Someone texted and said My school tuck shop used to charge us 20 cents for hot water for our noodles. What a rip-off.
Starting point is 00:25:02 Am I on the tuck shop side? Are you? I don't know. Because a bunch of annoying Am I on the tuck shop side? Are you? I don't know. Because a bunch of annoying bloody kids queuing up, clogging up the tuck shop line. You've got to have some form of deterrent, but then also.
Starting point is 00:25:13 What is, what do they call it? The hot water urn thing? The zip. The zip? Yeah. Like is it, are they paying to have that obviously serviced?
Starting point is 00:25:22 Or what are they paying for? Are they charging you for the cup? At Bunnings, we accidentally scanned the free catalogue and it cost $1,000. Oh, my God. The staff member thought it was hilarious too. I know that catalogue. I've got about that caboodle catalogue when you think you're going to... Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:37 When you're so delusional and you think you're going to build your own flat pack kitchen. You're like, I've got to take this magazine home. I've got about 15 of those caboodle catalogues at my house. Someone texted her and said, I bought an iced tea for $3, paid an extra 90 cents without knowing for it being chilled. What? For an iced tea?
Starting point is 00:25:53 It's called an iced tea. What? So you're paying 90 cents to have it chilled. It should already be chilled if it's called an iced tea. This will infuriate anyone. If you want to talk about outrageous additional charges, try having a wedding. This text. I got married in February. We paid
Starting point is 00:26:09 $17,000 for our venue. All inclusive. When we got the final bill, they charged us an extra $50 for every vendor that we had. So $50 for the celebrant, $50 for the DJ, $50 for the photographer, the florist. Literally everybody who entered the venue
Starting point is 00:26:25 Was charged back to us Our florist was there For less than half an hour Wow Weddings Honestly They just put an extra charge on As soon as they hear wedding
Starting point is 00:26:34 Oh put the wedding charge on Put the wedding charge on Oh these forks are for a wedding We've got to charge extra for that Listen to this one I ordered eggs Benny From a cafe And wanted the hollandaise
Starting point is 00:26:44 On the side. They wanted to charge me extra for the bowl. Get off the grass. What? Do you get to keep the bowl? Unless I get to keep the bowl, I would take the bowl with me.
Starting point is 00:26:59 Brie and Clint. Let's get classic. Welcome to a highly controversial episode of Let's Get Classical. Usually Brie and I against producer Ella, who has been very high and mighty about her abilities, but after a couple of losses, she has now decided that she wants one of us on her team. Mix it up, you know? I feel like I'm one of the Barrett brothers.
Starting point is 00:27:23 Being traded. Yeah, being traded from team to team. Yeah, you're Bodhi. Yeah, Bodhi Barrett. You were over here on the Hurricanes. You won a championship over here. And then Ella the Blues came calling and nothing good has come of it. Wow. Alright. Savage.
Starting point is 00:27:38 She did offer me a bit of money. Yeah, that's true. Same as Bodhi. Let's do this. Claudio? Yeah, so this is Let's Get Classical. I've got a couple of pop songs, turn them classical. You guys need to figure out what they are. I will say, I think I've made it a bit harder than usual today. So maybe it's a good day for Brita to jump ship.
Starting point is 00:27:56 Ouch. Help Ella. Okay. Does that mean your allegiances lie with Ella? I don't have any allegiances. No, because she's made it harder, so therefore maybe in your favour. I will say it's quite, I feel like it's an advantage for Ella? I don't have any allegiances. No, because she's made it harder, so therefore maybe in your favour. I will say it's quite, I feel like it's an advantage for Ella and I because we span different generations now.
Starting point is 00:28:11 Yeah, that's why I kind of thought she had a brain. You're straddling the 90s, 2000s, 2010s. Like we've got all the eras covered. 2020s. But we could absolutely crash and burn. Okay, as usual, if you buzz in, you have to say what it is. is covered. 2020s. But we could absolutely crash into it. Okay. As usual,
Starting point is 00:28:27 if you buzz in, you have to say what it is. I need the artist's name and the song title. You can only hum while the song's playing. Okay? Everybody good? So buzz in with your own name.
Starting point is 00:28:35 I'll come to the team or I'll come to Clint. Okay? Everybody ready? Ready. Here's your first one. Oh! Ah! Ella! Ella! Ella!
Starting point is 00:28:48 Ella! Ella! Ella! Wake Me Up by Avicii. Yes! It's on there, Ella! Trust my gut!
Starting point is 00:29:00 Trust it! Get in there! Can I protest that Ella was screaming over the song while I was trying to listen to that? Sorry. My boyfriend's a big fan of Avicii. That was good from you, Ella. Whose boyfriend is a big fan of Avicii in 2024?
Starting point is 00:29:19 It's like his niche thing that he likes. Yeah, okay. No, no, fair enough. Okay, there's one point for Team Bree and Ella. Here's another one. Ella! Ella. Dark Horse Katy Perry.
Starting point is 00:29:34 Yes! Holy! Oh, holy! It's a good time to jump ship. Can we hear it again? Ready for, ready for. It's a good time to jump ship. Perfect time, perfect time. Can we hear it again? It's this bit. With magic.
Starting point is 00:29:57 Oh, yeah, I can hear it after you said it. Yeah. Damn, that was good from you. Okay, you've got to go for the down show. You have to go for the three-way. Okay, okay. Yeah, let's go for it. Brie.
Starting point is 00:30:13 Brie. Oh, I've got it too. Yeah. Say it. Is it thrills? No. No. Cheap thrills?
Starting point is 00:30:24 Katy Perry, Calvin Harris, feels. Yeah. And Pharre Calvin Harris, Feels. Yeah. And Pharrell. Got it. What the heck? Random songs. I just didn't have the name. Random choice of songs, but I liked it. Ella, all I did was bring the team down.
Starting point is 00:30:40 Nah, Brie, I love you. Michelle successfully backed the girls, and so we've got 50 KFC chicken dollars for you. Michelle, congrats. Nice work, Michelle. That's great, guys. Thanks so much. Love the show.
Starting point is 00:30:54 Love KFC. Love the show. Love KFC. Are you there, Michelle? Yeah, I told you. I love the show. Love the mozzarella burger at KFC. We love you, Noah.
Starting point is 00:31:03 It's delicious. And Claudia. Oh, there's two of us now. Yeah, you guys did amazing. Yeah at KFC. We love you, Nella. It's delicious. And Claudia. Oh, there's two of us now. Yeah, you guys did amazing. Yeah, she is. We got her. You mixed the raw gas with the red. Love you, Michelle.
Starting point is 00:31:11 Enjoy that KFC. Thank you, guys. You're welcome, mate. Brian Clint, next on the show, someone has checked Taylor Swift's flight logs, and we have the details on how much that private jet of hers is private jetting around. Exactly how many kilometres Taylor Swift's private jets travelled last year.
Starting point is 00:31:30 Someone block David Attenborough's ears. We're back after this. Not sure what to buy mum this Mother's Day. Bree and Clint. Guys, when I say I had a glorious run yesterday of luck. Yeah. I mean it. Really?
Starting point is 00:31:44 I was smiling from ear to ear last night. Had a glorious run yesterday of luck. Yeah. I mean it. Really? I was smiling from ear to ear last night just because of how lucky I felt. I was so grateful. I was like, this never happens to me. Yeah, okay. And I am here for it. I want to hear about this. Here's the situation. So I was in Queenstown for a wedding and beautiful occasion.
Starting point is 00:32:04 Felt very lucky to even be invited. I was going to say, that's a lucky place to find yourself. Already lucky, right? And it was a little bit outside of Queenstown. It was like an hour and a bit outside of Queenstown. So I'd hired a car and I'd driven out there and it was a morning wedding and then kind of like a lunch thing and then it kind of wrapped up around three.
Starting point is 00:32:25 Anyway, some of the people at the wedding said to me, they were like, oh, when are you flying out of here? I said, oh, my flight is the last flight out of here at 8.30. But I'd love to get an earlier flight because that's my bad. I've accidentally booked a later flight but I'd love to get on that earlier flight. And this one woman said to me, she's like call call Air New Zealand you know they might have some spare seats you might be able to change them because I'd already looked on the app yeah which is quite easy to do and it wasn't available so I was like oh I assumed I was like oh yeah no seats called up Air New
Starting point is 00:33:00 Zealand lovely lady she's looked into it for me and she's like, unfortunately that flight is all booked. And so I was like, oh, that's a bugger. Cause my parents are currently visiting me. Um, and I never get to see my parents. And so either I was going to get home in time for dinner if I caught the earlier flight or they would have been in bed by the time I got home. So I really wanted, this was like the one time where I was like, I really want to get home early. So this lovely woman at the wedding said, how about you come with me? Because she was on the earlier flight. She's like, how about you come with me and you just try your luck? You know, at the airport, go up to the counter, just try your luck.
Starting point is 00:33:40 And I literally went, oh, well, stuff like that never happens to me you know I'll probably you know there might have been a cancellation though so I was like you know what I'm gonna roll the dice and hope that I got home early to see my parents for dinner yeah so anyway we've hooked it back to the airport in Queenstown and we've arrived at the airport and anyway this lovely lady I was with she's checked in and I was like okay here we go I'm gonna go ask the lovely Air New Zealand person at the desk what my chances are and I said to her I was like hey look this is the situation I'm on the latest flight I'd love to be on this flight we're checking closed in 15 minutes. Oh cutting it fine. For me to be able to get the
Starting point is 00:34:24 bag on. Yeah yeah. And everything. Yeah. to be able to get the bag on and everything. Yeah. And she goes, yeah, no worries, I'll have a look for you. And I knew all too well that it was all booked up. Anyway, she looked and she goes, unfortunately, that flight is fully booked. And I said, oh, that's all good. I thought I'd just, you know, try my luck.
Starting point is 00:34:40 As I was walking away from the desk, she goes, excuse me, excuse me, wait a second, she runs after me. She goes, there might be a chance. And I said, great. Are you willing to fly in a dog cage? I said, yes. Yes. And on we went.
Starting point is 00:34:57 And she goes, here's the situation. There's two people who haven't checked in for the flight yet. And if they don't check in I might be able to somehow get you on there yeah and I said great even a glimmer of hope I was keen for but the time is ticking down as we're getting closer anyway so as time is getting closer she's asking her supervisor she's like here's the situation waiting. Anyway, they had someone else calling these people to make sure because I didn't want to take someone's seat in case. Yeah, they showed up.
Starting point is 00:35:30 They showed up last minute. They called the people. No, we're not getting on the flight. Great. She goes, looks like it's a go. Let me get my supervisor on and we'll talk about the cost difference. And I said, great. Don't mind paying the difference.
Starting point is 00:35:41 Let's go. Worth the time to see my parents. The supervisor's come over. She's like, there's literally like three minutes to get her on the flight. Don't worry about it difference, let's go. Worth the time to see my parents. The supervisor's come over. She's like, there's literally like three minutes to get her on the flight. Don't worry about it. Just put her on. Just push her through. I said, you're bloody joking.
Starting point is 00:35:53 That doesn't happen. It does not happen. It does not happen. I was, you should have seen my face. I was just smiling from idiot. I was like, I'm so grateful. Thank you so much. But it gets better. It gets better. This is, I'm so grateful. Thank you so much. But it gets better.
Starting point is 00:36:05 It gets better. This is what I'm talking about. She goes, great. She's like doing all the numbers and time's ticking down. She's like, we're cutting it fine. And I was like, this is all good. Like just concentrate. Do what you need to do.
Starting point is 00:36:18 And she's like doing it. And she goes, do you mind sitting in an exit row? And I said, you bloody believe I do. She puts me in an exit row. And she goes, do you mind being in the exit row? And I said, you butter bunny believe I do? She puts me in an exit row and she goes, do you mind being in the middle seat? I said, you can sit me wherever. You can sit me wherever on the plane. So she puts me in the middle seat in the exit row.
Starting point is 00:36:36 Anyway, so that's all good and she starts doing the thing and she prints me out my ticket. I go, fly through security and boom, time get on the plane on time but it gets better oh this is what i'm talking about two helpings of cassava chips oh mate you better believe it so i've sat down in my middle seat in the exit row and i was just like i was absolutely just teeming with happiness i was like this is this is the best. I'm going to get home in time, see my parents. Anyway, the guy comes over and he does the spiel for the exit row and he's like, you know, is everyone ready, willing and able?
Starting point is 00:37:13 And the guy sitting next to me in the window seat, which you would know, Clint, knowing me, is my favourite seat. It's everyone's favourite seat. It's the best seat, in my opinion. The guy sitting next to me looks around and goes, I don't speak any English. And that's when the Air New Zealand guy delivers the news that I will need to swap into the window seat, step up for the emergency exit row. And I said, I am ready, willing and able.
Starting point is 00:37:44 And I've moved into the exit row seat. Boom. What a run! Like the cat that got the cream. Can you believe how good of a run I had yesterday? You need to buy a lotto ticket. I know. You need to buy a lotto ticket.
Starting point is 00:37:58 And so I just want to say. Is this manifesting? Is that what this is? I don't know. You went into it with a positive attitude and you got the outcome. Is that what this is? I don't know. You went into it with a positive attitude and you got the outcome. Is that what this is? I was living the dream and I need to say thank you to those lovely Air New Zealand ladies
Starting point is 00:38:12 who really, they went out of their way to help me out. And I just appreciate it so much. And I got home, had dinner with my parents and I was just so grateful the whole night. I would have been, I would have got in at 11 o'clock. Yeah, make a big, what time did you get in? Like 7. night. Yeah. I would have still, I would have been, I would have got in at 11 o'clock. Yeah, make a big, what time did you get in?
Starting point is 00:38:27 Like 7.30. Dream. Oh! Nothing could have dimmed my shine last night. Actually, you needed to buy that lotto ticket yesterday. Yeah, I know. You were on a heater yesterday. You know what?
Starting point is 00:38:40 I'm happy with what I got. I'm happy with what I got. Bree and Clint. Time for a birthday banger. Bree and Clint.. Bree and Clint. Time for a birthday banger. Bree and Clint. All I want from my birthday is a birthday banger. Here we go. Birthday banger time for your Tuesday.
Starting point is 00:38:52 Number one songs when you turn 16, and we're going to play one in full. Brooke's going to go first, and she's going to do her mum, Marie Claire's birthday banger. Hi, Brooke. Hi, Brooke. Hi. How are you? How old are you, Brooke? Twelve. Hi. How are you? How old are you, Brooke? Twelve.
Starting point is 00:39:08 Twelve. So not old enough yet to play Birthday Banger, but we can do mums. What's her birthday? 4th of June, 1981. Alright, that means your mum, Brooke, was 16 in 1997. And we've done the calculations on her 16th. This was number one. This song was a monster.
Starting point is 00:39:35 Do you know this one, Brooke? Yeah, it's on my mum's Spotify playlist. Yeah. Is that? The Hanson Sisters. I love you guys. I've been listening to every one of your podcasts. Do you? Do you, Brooke? Aw, is this the first time you've called in, Brooke? Manson sisters. I love you guys. I've always listened to every one of your podcasts. Do you? Do you, Brooke?
Starting point is 00:39:47 Aw, is this the first time you've called in, Brooke? My dad just has one. Your dad has done his birthday banger. Aw, cute. Aw, it's good to have you on the show, Brooke. Thank you for playing with us. Wait there. Thanks, Brooke.
Starting point is 00:39:58 We're going to do a birthday banger for Sarah. Go to Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hi, guys. How you going? Good. How's your day been? Yeah, pretty good. Yours? Yeah, pretty bloody good, Sarah. Go to Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hi, guys. How are you going? Good. How's your day been? Yeah, pretty good.
Starting point is 00:40:06 Yours? Yeah, pretty bloody good, Sarah. It's going to be even better when we do your birthday banger. So all we need is your date of birth. The 29th of January, 1999. All right. That means you were 16 in 2015. And on your 16th, this was at the top.
Starting point is 00:40:22 Now I'm at the top. Oh, it's a stone cold banger from Calvin Harris and Ellie Goulding. Yeah, I love this song. I love this era of Calvin Harris and Ellie Goulding music. They made a ton of bangers. Three. When I say ton, I mean three. Do you like it, Sarah?
Starting point is 00:40:50 Sarah. Sarah. Yeah? Do you like it? Do you like your birthday banger? Yeah, I do. I'm a big fan of the song. Yeah, me too, mate. It's got huge 2015 vibes.
Starting point is 00:41:01 Okay, one more for Jenny. Hi, Jenny. G'day, Jenny. Hi. How's your day been, Jenny? Not too bad, not too bad. You're on your way home now? Yeah, yeah, back in traffic.
Starting point is 00:41:14 Oh, well, let's make it a bit more exciting. What's your DOB? 28 to 8, 465. All right, that means, Jenny, you were 16 in 1981. And, Jenny, I don't know if you're ready. Here's your birthday banger. I'm 29 to 5. What a way to live.
Starting point is 00:41:31 God, it's fitting for what we just talked about, Jenny. I'm guessing you finish at 5. Yeah, I do. Dolly Parton, which is bizarre because we're about to talk about Dolly Parton later on in this hour. It's a weird coincidence. Yeah, she's got a new range of wines coming out. Dolly Parton wines. What do you reckon, Jenny?
Starting point is 00:41:53 Do you like Dolly? You've got to love Dolly. You've got to love Dolly. Who doesn't love a bit of Dolly Parton? Okay, wait there. I do love Dolly and I love that Brooke listens to all of our podcasts, but I have to vote on song and I have to vote for Calvin Harris and Ellie Goulding, Outside.
Starting point is 00:42:07 I have to vote on song as well and I'll go with you on the outside. My God, I thought for sure you were going Dolly Parton. Let's go around the outside, mate. Sarah, congratulations. You just won birthday banner. Yay! Yes. It's a great song, Sarah.
Starting point is 00:42:21 We're going to get it on the air for you right now. Coming hot out of 2015 Here's your birthday banger on ZM ZM, Brie and Clint It's a decade old That's Calvin Harris and Ellie Goulding's Outside And it's the winner of Birthday Binger today. Oh.
Starting point is 00:42:49 Yeah. Jeez. Yeah. This was huge. Yeah. Does things to me, you know? Takes me back. Yeah, because this is...
Starting point is 00:43:00 Oh, I hate saying this out loud. What? The golden era. This is our era. Yeah. This is when my boobs I hate saying this out loud. What? The golden era. This is our era. Yeah. This is when my boobs were 10 centimetres higher. Yeah, my balls were 10 centimetres higher. Oh!
Starting point is 00:43:17 God, what a tune. Should we do this? I've just had an idea. Should we do like a millennial club night? Yeah. Like we do a party. And everyone's allowed to smoke inside. Wait,
Starting point is 00:43:30 that was never a thing for us. Smoking inside? It was for me in Australia. I was right at the start of my clubbing days. Everyone could smoke inside and it was horrible because like all of us that didn't smoke, you'd go home feeling like absolute crap
Starting point is 00:43:46 what about that we only play music from like 2005 2007 to 2017 just that 10-year window and everyone has to drink smirnoff double blacks yeah can we go home at 9 30 uh if you want to yeah i was thinking this might be our one night out but you go over you can go up at 9.30 if you want. Jaeger bombs. Skinny jeans. We should get some artists to come play, like New Zealand artists that would have been doing the club scene. Get Dane Rumble.
Starting point is 00:44:15 Get Dane Rumble. Brooke Fraser. Okay. Sorry, I just wanted to join the chat. Yeah, okay. Nice try. 303 in the country. Gen Z, you weren't even born.
Starting point is 00:44:26 Sorry, sorry. Love Brooke Fraser but she's going to get up there and start singing Albertine while we're going like this. Ah, excuse me. What's the song? Yeah, again. No? Get out of our party Gen Z. This is a millennial thing.
Starting point is 00:44:42 Claude and I had one. Who are we listening to today? That was Brooke Fraser that you just sang, wasn't it? No, Freestyle. No. Anyway. I wonder what's the guy who had the song Go On and Flaunt. Oh, yeah. The Rogue Traders.
Starting point is 00:44:54 No, no, no. Body Rockers. No. Pot Bellies. Flaunt it. Oh, the Pot Bellies. No, but they are all good. I like all these suggestions.
Starting point is 00:45:03 Flaunt it. I think I might be going back to TV Rock. I wonder how much this guy is to book for an event. I reckon relatively affordable. I reckon we could get him. I remember. Yeah. The feelers.
Starting point is 00:45:17 Oh, come on. Okay, fine. This is more the vibe right here. How old do you think we are? 30? Yeah, we know we're sexy. Put it on the to-do list. Let's 100% do that.
Starting point is 00:45:32 Millennial Club Night. I reckon we get it happening. Where would be the ultimate place to have that? Like the most iconic? Or are they all closed? It'll be a club that's closed down, yeah. We can just call it that. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:43 Got to book someone international. Yeah. Surely we can afford Tim to book someone international. Yeah. Surely we can afford Tim O'Maddock. Tim O'Maddock? Oh, what about the Justice Crew? Brianne Clint, next on the show, Dolly Parton has a new range of wine and we're going to come up with some names for it. It's a good time.
Starting point is 00:45:57 Why not? Brianne Clint. We need to talk about Dolly Parton for a second. God, I love a bit of Dolly Parton. She's iconic. How old is she? Age game Dolly Parton for a second. God, I love a bit of Dolly Parton. She's iconic. How old is she? Age game, Dolly Parton. Oh, age game.
Starting point is 00:46:09 Don't Google it. I'm going to go... 77. I'm going to go 81. I'm going to go younger and say 74. 74. 83. 83.
Starting point is 00:46:19 Okay, Dolly Parton is 78. I win. I knew. I knew my girl, Dolly. God, imagine. I knew. I knew my girl Dolly. Can't imagine the day that she turns 95. That's so funny. That'll be a day, won't it? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:34 I like it. Well, we need to talk about Dolly Parton because there's news out today that she is coming out with her own range of wines. Yeah, why wouldn't she? Yeah, why wouldn't she? Yeah, why wouldn't she? I agree. Yeah. I instantly thought, okay, there's an opportunity here
Starting point is 00:46:52 for her to do some really great wine names for the range. And I thought we could start, you know, coming up with a few ideas for Dolly. Yeah. I know that you gave us plenty of warning for this. I've got to be honest with you, I've struggled. Oh! I've got so many.
Starting point is 00:47:08 I've spent all day on this. Did you? I've done nothing else. I'm so excited. It's all right. The other members of the team will pick it. Yeah, no, you prop us up and I'll just chip in where I can. Okay, sweet.
Starting point is 00:47:18 Should I kick it off? Yeah, you go first. These are names for Dolly Parton's range of wine. Yeah, I mean, she could name one of the wines, Working Wine to Five. Damn, I had that. I mean, that's a pretty... That's the obvious one.
Starting point is 00:47:30 That's the obvious one. But it's good, it's good. Okay, I've got one. If she's got a red, she can call it Jolino Noir. That's good too. That's the one that I was looking for. I like it. Ella?
Starting point is 00:47:41 Jolino Noir. Jolino Noir. That's so good. This one's good. Okay, turn the music down because I need to sing another song. Okay, sure. Yeah. I'm begging you, please don't take my wine.
Starting point is 00:47:52 Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's good. I like it. I like it. Thank you. Do you want to hear one more? Oh, no, we're going around. We're going around.
Starting point is 00:47:58 We'll do a couple more. More, more. Absolutely. I'm going to give you all of mine. If you guys spent all day, I want to hear them. Skip me. Keep going. Okay, I've got one.
Starting point is 00:48:05 What about for a Chardonnay, Dolly's Partonay? Oh, I love it. What's the part? It's a buttery chard. Dolly Partonay. Partonay. Dolly Partonay. Instead of Chardonnay, it's Partonay.
Starting point is 00:48:17 It's Partonay. Okay. I've got one in the same kind of... She doesn't get it. That's so strange. In the same realm of renaming, if she does it like a goon bag style. Yeah, like a cask wine. Dolly Carton.
Starting point is 00:48:29 Shit, Claude. She's onto it. She is a good punner. You are. Why did I not get any of these? There's something wrong with me. These were the obvious ones. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:39 Ella? Dolly Trolley. Trolley Parton. Yeah. Trolley Parton. Why. Trolley Parton. Why not? Clint? Keep going.
Starting point is 00:48:48 What about, because obviously the true Dolly Parton fans know she wrote the song I Will Always Love You. Yes. I Will Always Love Riesling. I had a very similar one, but it's I Will Always Love Muscato. Oh, good. Both. She could have a wine in each category.
Starting point is 00:49:05 Claude, you got any more? Yeah, she could have, because she's like a country artist, she could have the Prasik Cowboy. That's good. Or Cowgirl, depending on how she feels on the day. Yeah, nice. Sometimes reverse. Okay, I'm ready to do mine.
Starting point is 00:49:18 Okay, you got one? Can I say I gave this 45 minutes? Did you? Okay, we haven't heard it yet. It might be good. We will give you honest feedback. All I got... You've just joined us.
Starting point is 00:49:32 Dolly Parton's releasing a wine range and we're coming up with different fun names for Dolly Parton's wine range. All I got was Dolly's massive jugs of sangria. That's awful. Far out. That was worth the wait. Far out. That's awful. Far out. That was worth the wait. Far out.
Starting point is 00:49:48 That's awful. It's not even a real wine. It's a wine mixed with fruit. It's made with wine. Why do you have to talk about a jug? Yeah. Bree and Clint. Do you ever get mistaken, like your age,
Starting point is 00:50:01 do you ever get mistaken for your age? Like you go, do you ever get ID'd at the supermarket? Careful, careful. I haven't. Do you get ID'd at the supermarket and you know that they're not just doing it to be polite? It does happen but it's a lot more sporadically lately. Yeah, totally.
Starting point is 00:50:20 Like a lot less. Yeah. But it has happened to me. On the flip side of that, I went to a bar recently with like a group of people from work and a lot of younger people work here at ZM and they all walked in with their IDs out and I walked in and I opened my wallet, not joking,
Starting point is 00:50:34 and I went to get my licence out and the guy goes, huh. That's so rude. He's like, oh, no, no, you're good, bro, you're good. Well, there's a lady, a very... He's like, no, no, it, you're good, bro. You're good. Well, there's a lady, a very... He's like, no, no, it's okay. Please, sir. It's okay.
Starting point is 00:50:48 Please, sir. Please. We've got a special seat for you, for the older gentleman. I've got 20-20 vision, and you're good to go. A very old lady is sick to death of being mistaken for a baby. So it's kind of the polar opposite ends of the spectrum. A baby? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:06 Particularly when she travels on planes. Her name is Patricia. She's from the States. She's 101 years old. 101. Whoa. She was born in 1922 but due to a booking system error, when she turns up the airline is expecting a one-year-old
Starting point is 00:51:22 infant born in 2022 because their computer system doesn't go back their computer system doesn't do triple digits. So, you know, so she's like, she has to select a year that she was born. She can just choose 22. Yeah. And they're like, oh yeah, cool. Holy smokes.
Starting point is 00:51:40 She booked a flight with her daughter recently. And when she got to the airport, the airline expected her to be sitting on her daughter's lap because they thought the daughter was bringing a one-year-old with them. It's baby. So they hadn't allocated her a seat. They're like, damn, Benjamin Button in real life. Apparently most...
Starting point is 00:51:54 I don't know why. You don't have to put your age into an airline in New Zealand when you fly, do you? Oh, do you? But in the States, maybe you have to put some kind of identification thing in. Most airlines can only do double digits, so 99 is the oldest. Is there a limit of how old you can be slash how young you can be
Starting point is 00:52:13 to sit in the emergency row? Great question. Like how, is there an age limit? No, there's not. You have to be, there's probably a lower age limit, but you have to be fit and willing and able to help. Willing and able. In an emergency is the line that they use.
Starting point is 00:52:27 Yeah. And you're 101. Well, she could be. She could be a fit 101-year-old. She could be, but I imagine those doors are pretty heavy. I don't know. I don't know. What is the criteria for sitting in the, like if you're an air hostie.
Starting point is 00:52:40 Like if I say that I am, you know, fit, willing and able, like what if the flight attendant says, no, you're not. No, you're not. You're like, prove it. You'll break like a twig. You're like, excuse me, I've been doing it 45 once a month. Thank you very much. I can do it. Anyway, she's not a baby, okay?
Starting point is 00:52:58 She's 101 years old. Bree and Clint. And that'll do, pig. That'll do us. That'll do, pig. We do us That'll do, pig We're out of here, everybody When was the last time you watched Babe? I've never seen Babe
Starting point is 00:53:10 You should watch it with your girls They would love it I think I have seen Babe I think I have seen Babe La la la Yeah, no, I've seen Babe Such a cute movie And Magda Zabansky's in it
Starting point is 00:53:21 Yeah, weirdly Yeah She must be young I think she is pretty young Does she play an animal or is she a person? No,'s in it. Yeah, weirdly. Yeah. She must be young. I think she is pretty young. Does she play an animal or is she a person? No, she's a person. Yeah, right. Yeah, she plays the wife of the farmer.
Starting point is 00:53:31 What's better, Babe or Babe Pig in the City? Oh, both are great. You know, they say, you know, the sequel's never as good as the first one. This one. That doesn't go for Babe Pig in the City. They're both on par. Because, I mean, it's a pig and it's in a city. I watched The Talented Mr. Ripley on the weekend.
Starting point is 00:53:46 Great movie. Because there's that series on Netflix now, Ripley. Watched it. Great. Did you watch the whole thing? I couldn't handle that it was in black and white. Yeah. Oh, no, wait.
Starting point is 00:53:56 I've watched a different one. I've watched the movie. Yeah, the movie. The movie. Jude Law, Matt Damon. That's the one I've watched. Chris Martin's ex-wife. Yeah, that's the one. Gwyneth Chris Martin's ex-wife. Yeah, that's the one.
Starting point is 00:54:05 Gwyneth Paltrow. Yeah, I've watched that. Have you guys seen, what's the Spielberg show that's come out on Apple and it's Band of Brothers with the Pacific and what's this one? Something of Air. Yeah, Masters of the Air. Masters of the Air. I swear, because this guy, he doesn't have a huge part,
Starting point is 00:54:23 but I was like, that has to be Jude Law's son or I'll eat my own pants. And was it? I didn't look it up. But it literally, I'm not joking, it literally looks exactly the same. I saw a meme that said that show, because it's the trilogy, you're right, it goes Band of Brothers, Infantry, Pacific, Navy, and then this one, Masters of the Air, which is the Navy And then this one
Starting point is 00:54:45 Masters of the Air Which is the Airmen In World War 2 All in the same war And they're like Band of Brothers War is hell The Pacific
Starting point is 00:54:52 War is The worst thing on the planet Masters of the Sky War's awesome Let's go boys Let's have a bit of fun The Pacific I literally watched
Starting point is 00:55:03 Over the last two weeks again Yeah One of the most Real And non-glorified The Pacific I literally watched over the last two weeks again. Yeah. One of the most real and non-glorified war series I think I've ever watched. It is gruesome and just like really, really gripping. There you go. There's some options for you. Band of Brothers and The Pacific are both on Neon.
Starting point is 00:55:24 Are they? Yes. I was about to say for free, but Neon's not free. Well, if you have a Neon subscription. Seems free. Yeah. All right. Have a great night. We'll catch you guys back tomorrow.
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