ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 30th April 2025

Episode Date: April 30, 2025

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Stays at 3pm. Hi everybody. Good afternoon. Bri and Clint in the mid... In the midst of a bit of a social media storm at the moment. A good storm I think. A storm with good intentions. Yeah, a storm that had no malice behind it. All good vibes. We didn't know it was going to go as big as it's gone. Look, I said something in an interview last night that has now been repeated on stage

at the Gracie Abrams concert. We've got to confess that it was us, the people who told her to say it, it was us. Gracie, I love you and all my intentions behind it were good. I thought it would go off and I love that you put the trust behind it and look, sometimes things don't go your way. The kick it in the dick line. If you were at that concert last night. If you've been on TikTok today.

Yeah, it's everywhere. It's everywhere. That was Bri and then substantially supported by me. I said do it on stage and we didn't think that she would actually do it. But she's done it. Makes me love her so much more. Like just such a cool down to earth good human. Anyway we've posted the interview just to own it and go yeah yeah it was us look we that was us we've posted the evidence on our Instagram page and Gracie Abrams has commented on it so yeah we're all friends. I feel like it's okay. I feel like we're okay. She's a vibe that's why I told her to say it because I'm like this is your vibe.

Yeah yeah yeah yeah we were trying to help. And she got it she was like I love that I'm gonna say it. And I reckon she's gonna use it for the rest of the shows. And I say go for it. Anybody was in the crowd last night who said that, no, we don't say that here, come on guys, what are you doing, you're dropping us in it. Yeah, just support us. Have you never heard that?

I swear people say that, or is it just me that says it? It's a good thing, like it means like, Yeah, it's positive. Go out there and- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Rip the bandaid off. Tear it a new one. Get stuck in.

You know? Give them a taste. Kill it, crush it. Kick it in the dick. That's what it means. And now- And now we are where we are. We are here,

cause I mean, that's what kicking it in the dick is about. Exactly right. You just gotta go for it sometimes. And you know what? Sometimes you just gotta put your big boy pants on. And own it. And kick it in the dick. Kick it in the dick is about. Exactly right. You just gotta go for it sometimes. And you know what? Sometimes you just gotta put your big boy pants on. And own it. And kick it in the dick. Kick it in the dick.

And that's what we're gonna do. And say, that was us. You can hear our full chat with Gracie Abrams. In the next 15 minutes, we're gonna play that out on the show. But first, we'll do tradie versus lady. Yes, time to get the tradies and the ladies on. If you wanna play 0800DIALs at m50 bucks is up for grabs I think we covered it. I think that's good. I think that counts as an apology and Gracie if you're listening

We love you. You're a delightful human. It was it was not Intended as a prank. No, I was fully being serious Yeah, totally and I'm glad that you trusted us and- And our phone lines are open if you wanna talk about it. Oh, 800 dials a day, you can call anytime. Play ZM's Bree and Clint. It's Traide versus Lady.

Three, two, one, let's go. Here we go, the Traide's and the Lady's ready to rock and roll. There's 10 points in it at the moment. 26 to the tradies, 36 to the ladies. Our lady's calling from Waimetty. She's 32 and she's a mum of four. Please welcome to the show, Chayza.

Hi, Chayza. Hi, how you going? Do you ever just say, hey, it's me, Chayza? No. That was Eliza Minnelli reference. Oh, was it? It's me, Liza. Oh No. That was Eliza Minnelli reference. It's me, Eliza. There you go. Niche.

Sorry about that, Chayza. Don't feel bad for not getting it. I didn't get it either. But now that it's been explained, I like it. All good jokes need to be explained, I think. That's what I've always said. Chayza, you're taking on our tradie from the Tron today. They're 39 and they're a train driver.

How cool. Welcome to the show, Scott. G'day Scotty. Howdy, Howie. What trains are you currently driving, Scott? No trains at the moment. Wouldn't be allowed on the phone. Very good. That was a test. Good answer. I've just been in life in general. Freight. Freight trains. Yeah, 2000 tonnes. God, I, that was a test. Good answer. I just spent in life in general. Freight.

Freight trains. Freight trains. Yeah, 2000 tonnes. God, I love that saying. 2000 tonnes. Where you're like, I'm coming at you like a freight train. Yeah. It's good.

And for Scott. Be safer on the tracks, I'll wait. Yeah, yeah, yeah, be safer on the tracks. Absolutely, good message. Always. Scott, your buzzer's tradie. Chyza, your buzzer is lady. The first of three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash.

Guys, good luck. Here we go, question number one. Which board game includes the phrase, do not pass go, do not collect $200? Yes, Scott? Monopoly. It is Monopoly. A beloved board game by many,

and has broken up a lot of families. Yeah, they're proud of that. Question number two. What city do the Hurricanes rugby team represent? Scott. Wellington. It is the Wellington Hurricanes. Two to the Trades. Chyza not even getting a look in. I know you're right there. You need this one to stay in it. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. Scott for the win. He's got it. What a masterclass. God you went out that like a freight train Scott. Hey congratulations. You didn't need to explain that Jack. Yeah no we didn't need to explain that one. No I didn't need to explain that. That's what made it so good the second time. See it's funny because you drive freight trains and yeah and you also yeah and you and like a freight train

yeah it's real fast and just just takes out anything in its path. Yeah, but if it was a steam train, we would have said you steamrolled that one. So that's the crux of the joke, right Scott? Yeah, 100%. Yeah, good, sweet, okay cool. Just so we're clear. Made it funny, you're explaining it, aren't you?

I think twice as funny, yeah. ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. Last night, Gracie Abrams played a sold out spark arena. God, it was a vibe. It was awesome to see, like just packed, an absolute packed show. We were lucky enough to be invited backstage to interview Gracie Abrams before the show, meet her and interview her. God, she's lovely.

Just a delightful down to earth human, like really one of the good ones. During the show and afterwards, a lot of videos started to pop up on social media of Gracie saying a certain phrase on stage that she said she'd been told to say in New Zealand. I would say a very common phrase. She said a very common phrase that's used a lot You might have seen it on social media already. It was this also. I was talking to someone earlier and

They were like we say this thing in New Zealand Take it in the dead Is that the thing that people say or was I being everyone's shaking their head for real that's not real So I was being fully f***ed God damn it. Respect to that person. None of you say kick it in the dick. Are you f***ing serious? What could they have meant? I can't totally understand what you're singing but whatever it is is like way nicer than kick it in the dick. It's crazy. That's crazy. I need to have a word. For mine that was four kick it in her dicks in a row. Yeah, that's gotta hurt. Four times in a row.

I think it went down well. I think the audience loved it. I think whoever told her to say it. I heard people in the crowd when she said it go, what? I think it was people saying one of the best parts of the show if only we knew who the person or people were that told Gracie Abrams to save it funny there was audio something we like to say in New Zealand and you can adopt this if you like I wonder but when you really want to go out there and just

now go hard go hard or let it. Is it go hard? Go hard or let's go kick it in the dick. Oh, that's good. I'm gonna use that tonight. That's amazing. You could use it on stage. If you were on the stage and said, I'm Grace Thee Aarons and I'm here to kick it in the dick.

Really? Proud will just go off. I'm gonna watch me. I'm not even remotely kidding. Thank you for that. You're welcome. God, AI has gotten incredible these days, hasn't it? I mean, we can't see any pictures with that.

If only there was a way to tell who those radio personalities were that gave her that misguided advice. I stand by it. Can I just say it came from a place, I was not trying to prank her. I thought she was a lovely human. I was there to support her and do all those things.

I was, I don't know what I was thinking. I don't know where it came from. Like we had a list of questions and then. It's just something I say and I felt like she was the vibe where. Oh, don't worry. I've got right in behind you. Yeah, yeah.

There's no, I'm not pointing fingers. You know, I felt like she had the right vibe where it would have went down well. And I think she pulled it off. Have a lesson again to the crowd when she first says it. Also, I was talking to someone earlier and they were like, we say this thing in New Zealand, wait, kick it in the dick?

What? Is that the thing that people say or was I being... Everyone's shaking their head. What? It got a good laugh. I heard good laugh. Probably the biggest laugh of the show. The good news is Gracie's on board.

Full disclosure, guys, full disclosure, it was us. That audio, that was us. Welcome, Cleen. What? No. You can see the video on our Instagram. Okay, that audio that was us. Okay, we'll come clean. What? No You can see the video on our Instagram Where Gracie has commented so I think we're all good. Yeah, Gracie's commented. She's having a great time and what a fantastic show She actually said she's gonna keep saying it. She did She said that she's gonna keep saying it and her next shows are in Australia and they'll love it. Oh they'll love it. They'll eat it up. Yeah yeah yeah. They won't turn on her like the

New Zealand crowd. Guys you threw us under the bus. Couldn't you have just said yep. Yep that's what we say. That is. It's a very normal turn of phrase here in Aotearoa New Zealand. Anyway we love you Gracie Abrams. The internet often gets obsessed with questions. Do you remember that one? What's got more wheels? Oh no, what's what are there more of in the world? Doors or wheels? Yes, I remember that.

We all all of us were entranced by it. Today, the world is caught up by another question. And the question is, who would win in a fight? 100 men or one gorilla? Well I need to know details about the gorilla and the 100 men. Of course you do. Like who are the 100 men? The question comes from a five-year-old Reddit post which has just been bubbling away for five years and then boom now it's exploded now it's everywhere it's in the mainstream and people are quite divided on it. These are the only details

100 regular men and One silverback gorilla. Oh silverback. Which is the best gorilla. Yeah, that's the the beefiest gorilla. He's the king of the gorillas, I believe So, what do you think? Let's discuss It's hard to know because I feel like if the gorilla could take on each man one at a time, the gorilla is going to win. Yeah, I don't believe that's the case, though. I reckon it's 100 men working together to beat the gorilla. But do they have tools? No.

It's just them. Just them. Hand to hand combat. A hundred is a lot. It's a lot. It's one, two, three. It's over four rugby teams, including the reserves. Yep, but you said regular men. How do we know they play rugby? It's a really good point. It's a really good point. It's a regular gorilla, too.

Yeah, but a regular gorilla. Not a professional gorilla. Professional wrestling gorilla. Yeah, that's a professional gorilla. Professional wrestling gorilla. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a different story. I actually am a bit, I'm a bit confused that people are so divided on it. It's a hundred men. It's a hundred men versus one gorilla. I think you're overestimating the gorilla and underestimating the men. I don't know. I don't know. Have you ever seen a gorilla in real life? Yeah. A hundred. A hundred. Okay. Maybe it needs, I get what you're saying, because you're coming at it very analytically. Let's say the man is me.

A hundred of me. Could I? Gorilla. I knew you're gonna say that. Could a hundred Claudias be the gorilla? Claudia all day. She'd whip out a carabiner and she'd carabiner some sort of device to subdue the gorilla.

Should belay her way down. You know? Yeah. No, let's, what do you think, Claudia? What about a hundred you? No way I could beat a gorilla. You don't think a hundred breeze could beat one gorilla? Depends how angry I was.

I reckon. Like if we did stacks on on on the gorilla, would that kill it? Would a hundred people like a pile on a stack on? Well, it would kill. I probably kill the bottom 30 breeze as well. Yeah, but I mean, you know, if we have to lose some. And that's a good part of the question too. How many of the men are killed in trying to defeat the gorilla? What's the attrition rate of men?

The first guy who runs in, definitely dead. Yeah, do they win if any of the men die? The men will win, but yeah, is it a win if men die? That's a great point. There's no doubt in my mind that at least some of the men will die. I think they still win, because if... But is that a win?

Yeah, I think it is. They've lost because they've murdered a gorilla. I think if at least 50% of the men are still alive. RIP Harambe I say. Yeah we learned nothing from Harambe. And we learned nothing from that situation. Well that was one gorilla versus one child and the gorilla didn't win. He's still lost. Like obviously I feel like the men would win but quite a few would die to get there. There's ticks coming in. Men will win, but half of them will die. Yeah. Yeah. I agree. Because you know, I don't think we understand the actual power of a gorilla. Yeah.

And there's only so many men that can get to the gorilla all at once. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, thankfully this question will never be answered. We hope. Well, I mean, who knows if there's an apocalypse. Yeah. The Colosseum still is standing. Yeah, that's true.

You know? Oh, I wonder if they did that. Someone call up Russell Crowe, see what he's doing. I read this article on The Herald today by one of the lifestyle writers, Jenny Mortimer, who was talking about the A-list celebrity scale and how it's changed over time. What qualifies you as A-list. Yeah. What qualifies you as A-list? Yeah, and essentially how we look at A-list celebrities a little bit differently and everyone kind of will just kind of give everyone A-list celebrity status these days.

I'm always interested to know if you, like how famous do you need to be as a New Zealander to be considered A-list? It's a great question. Like Lord, is Lord A-list? Well, I don't know. Yeah. Is Boden Barrett A-lust? This is a great question.

It's a great question, and I think we should play a little game where producers, we're gonna need your help on this because we need a bit of a around the room. And I'm gonna name some people, and then we can all discuss where we think they fit on the celebrity scale yeah okay so let's start off with an easy one real easy Tom Cruise three two one

A-list, A-list celebrity, A-list, he's the biggest movie star on the planet yeah no doubt about it blockbuster films A-list celebrity. Which then if you put Bowdoin Barrett next to him, He's not A-list. Then Bowdoin Barrett is not A-list. Yeah, right, okay. Okay, next one on the list. What about Timothy Chalamet?

He's an A-list celebrity. A-list. I'm putting on a B, I think. I'd say A-minus. Yeah, like an A-minus. A-minus, maybe. You're putting him on a B. I just think not everyone knows him. Yeah that's a great point Claudia. But he is the star of multiple blockbuster movies. So you've got movie companies hanging

entire movies off his name. I'm running it through my grandma filter. Like Nana knows Tom Cruise, Nana does not know Timothee Chalamet. Probably not Timothee Chalamet. But would a 10 year old know Tom Cruise? That's a great question. But are we letting 10 year olds decide who A-list celebrities are because if we are then Bluey is an A-list celebrity. Okay, alright so the categories we you can put these people into A, A- B, C. A minus? Yeah, A minus. There's definitely an A minus category. That's what, and that's what the article said.

Okay, okay. Like there's A list and then there's A minus. Right, okay. Which are like maybe the up and coming that are gonna be A list. Anyway, let's move on. What about Sydney Sweeney? A. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. A plus. We're ranking them in fame, not in other things. B, I reckon.

Five star. 10 out of 10. B or C? No notes. Or C? B. She's not a C-less. She was in Euphoria, she's in, yeah, B.

Okay, so if she's there, what about Zendaya? B. She's the same. Yeah, the same. I think you're being unfair. To what? To Timothée Chalamet and Sydney Sweeney. I think they're A-list celebrities.

I just feel like the people that know pop culture know those people. Timothée Chalamet, yes. Sydney Sweeney, no. Name a blockbuster film that she has started recently. That one where she was dating Glynn Klein. That was not a blockbuster. My for you page. What about Lisa Kudrow? A list. Still? A minus. On the list of here like Jenny Mortimer from The Herald's put her as a C list. Really? C?

No. Wow. If it was like the 2000s, early 2000s, A. Yeah, correct. She's a bigger star on television. A big, big star. But friends are so pumping. I'd say B.

People still love it. She's a B now. Is there B minus? There's no B minus. Is there B plus? No B plus. She's B. She's B. She's a B. What about Lindsay Lohan? C. C. Because she's doing Netflix movies now. She's on the way back though. The Freaky Friday

could propel her back into B. Yeah it could. Freaky Friday reboot. If it's in cinemas, if it's on Netflix then no. Okay, what about Denzel Washington? A. A-list. B. I'm going to show my agent, I don't know who that is. See? You don't know who Denzel Washington is? No.

He's been in a lot of blockbuster films. I may know his face but I don't know the name. He's one of the greatest actors of all time. Okay. Here's a controversial one. Jason Momoa. Oh. C. You put in Jason Momoa in the Lindsay Lohan category. Yeah. B. A. B. B. Definitely not A. A minus? It's B. No, not A minus. Why is he B? It's a B because... He's like 20 years famous now. Name the biggest blockbuster movies he's been in other than Aquaman. Fast and the Furious. The Minecraft movie. See, whereas Tom Cruise... Yeah, true. If you're going to keep a category reserved for the Tom Cruise, whereas Tom Cruise.

Yeah, true. If you're gonna keep a category reserved for the Tom Cruise, the Tom Hanks, the Julia Robertses. The Julia Robertses, yes. You can name multiple blockbuster films throughout their career. Yeah, yeah, okay. Not saying he'll never get to there.

Yeah, yeah. We need a subcategory. We need international A and we need New Zealand A. Because there has to be a category of the most famous New Zealanders of all time. But the problem is you're still going to see them at Westfield. Yeah, so it just muddies the waters. You're still going to see them at Pack and Save. So anyway, it's hard to keep them on that pedestal.

It is. Walking out the public toilet. No shoes on. I don't think we solved anything. No, we didn't. But it was fun. It was fun. No shoes on. I don't think we sold anything. No we didn't. But it was fun.

It was fun. I saw this article on The Herald today where they're talking about an item that had to be taken down from TradeMe. Yeah. Because it breached policies. And there's a police investigation now. Really? Over this item that was up on TradeMe.

It wasn't D Rugs, was it? D Rugs? D Rugs. D's Rugs? D, someone was selling D Rugs, was it? D Rugs. Oh! You know, why would the police get involved? I thought you were doing a D's Nuts joke for some reason.

No, no, no, no, no, no. I was trying not to say. No, it wasn't. Was it stolen property? Because that often happens. Could be. Right. Could be. say no it was a stolen property because that often could be right could be so

trade me have had to take down a listing of a correct corrections jacket and the Corrections Department and New Zealand police are now investigating it because it was a prison officer's uniform oh Yeah, it got listed online as an auction on TradeMe. I think this was back in early April. Oh, there it is. Wow. Look, great. I said it before, but this jacket would be a great way

to smuggle D-rugs, wouldn't it? Yeah. That's how you would get D-rugs into the P-risen. Yeah. You'd smuggle anything in that. Yeah. Isn't it interesting in the pea riseners, it's interesting because apparently

the item had already been sold by the time that they found out about it. What's the issue? Is the issue that the person selling it is a corrections officer and they shouldn't be selling their uniform or is it that someone is knicked off a corrections officer? I think there's very strict rules about these type of uniforms obviously and it's against the law to

impersonate prison staff or police officers. Very special kind of person who does this job eh? Very special person. Remember those ads that are on TV a couple of years ago and there's that guy at the barbecue and he's like, my job is important. You should do it too. I'm like, not in a million years would I do that job. But we need people to do it. Yeah, it's a tough job. You just have to be...

I can only imagine how tough it is. You've got to be built of different stuff. You've got to be tough as a brick shithouse, but also compassionate at the same time. Yeah. You really have to have it all. And I'm neither of those things. You said it. Anyway, they had to take it down.

Yeah, fair enough. It's already gone. You can't sell that. When I was growing up, we had authentic New Zealand police officers hat. Right. That my uncle gave us.

He was a New Zealand police officer. And he left to go and be a police officer in Australia. And he goes, oh, put this in your dress up basket. And we didn't think much of it. Good dress up. Yeah, totally. As kids we were like, oh, why are these... He didn't want to keep that? I feel like the hat is like a real... Prestige. We thought so too.

But we didn't realise at the time, but there was zip ties inside the hat. And we're like, oh, why are these in there? But they're for zip tying people's hands together. So there's zip ties around the inside of... You know the hat I'm talking about? The roundy hat for you. Yes, yeah, I know the hat, yeah. You know, we had it for ages,

and then one of us wore it to a party at some stage, and someone saw it and they're like, bro, you cannot. You can't do it. You can't wear that, let alone have that. You know? What are the rules around if you're dating a police officer? I think you can wear the uniform around the house. Is your household fair game?

What is the- Just asking for a friend. Yeah, what are the rules if you are dating a police officer around the use of the handcuffs? Like can they be used outside of work hours? Inside of houses? Yeah. Your houses? Rooms, bedrooms, beds?

You know, is that an option? What about the baton? Careful. I'm sure there'll be, I love, there's so many, I love the police officersers that listen to this show they always text her and let us know Mmm, can you wear the stab proof vest and your partner test how stab proof it is at home? I don't think that's a good idea. Yeah. Well, none of these have been good. You and I have different fantasies Very different could mom as it was a, could she tase me if I asked? Hey babe, if I bend over can you tase me and then pepper spray me? Yeah and then bet on me. But I get to

wear the hat. I love when the cops text through. Someone said, police officer here, both my partner and I are cops. Ain't no way that uniform is coming home. Yuck. It's seen some disgusting things. There you go. Oh you leave it at work. There coming home. Yuck. It's seen some disgusting things. There you go. Oh, you leave it at work. There you go. Yeah, yeah. Oh, I'm married to an ex. I'm an ex-cop, married to a cop and there's no way those cuffs or baton are coming anywhere near me. Right. So they know where it's been. You know that old saying? I would never let- If you knew where this has been.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I would never let my handcuffs near my partner just gross vomit. Thank you to all the police officers texting and this is helpful. Yeah, we appreciate you guys. And hey guys, guys, sorry that Bree sexualised your uniform. I'm not sorry. It was not appropriate. I don't mind being inappropriate. Back to the core topic of the weirdest things you've seen on Trade Me.

Someone texted and said they had a woman's Gloria Vale dress, authentic Gloria Vale dress. Authentic? Or they've made it for a dress up? Would say it was authentic, 150 bucks on Marketplace. That's grim, especially with all the stuff we know about Gloria Vale now. Ten years ago, crack up. Now, bit grim. It'd be a dress up I reckon. Yeah. Yeah. That's the question we want to ask. What is the craziest thing you've seen on TradeMe or Marketplace? Sorry, another text. Hey, we're listening to you guys from the Auckland Department of Corrections. The entire office is having a laugh. Oh, g'day guys. Thanks for listening. We love you guys. We appreciate what you do.

Can we borrow the uniform? Yeah, and can some of you guys be there? And can you handcuff us? Is anyone up for it? Because I am open to it. The question is the weirdest thing you've seen someone selling on Marketplace or Facebook and would love your calls and your texts on 0800.ZM or 9 6 9 6 for the text messages. Go on send them through. The ZM podcast network. Number one show for corrections offices. Absolutely. It's the only show they listen to. Shout out to everyone in the country. They've got us locked down. That was nice.

Yeah. They've got us on lock. Yeah. Yeah. And the slammin'fff. No, I think you crushed it. I think I did. And they'll love it. They will love it. We're talking about this corrections officer's uniform that got put up on Trade.me and- It's illegal to sell it. It's illegal to sell it.

You can't sell uniforms and now it's being investigated anyway. It got us thinking about other weird stuff that you've seen on either TradeMe or Facebook Marketplace, which is a weird place. And boy is there some weird stuff coming through. Let's start with Jess on 800 Dials. Hi Jess.

Hi Jess. Hiya. I think it's important to differentiate TradeMe or Marketplace. Where was this? It was on Facebook Marketplace. Always Facebook Marketplace. It's literally from Hamilton. Oh okay yeah. Oh this is gonna be weird Jess, what was this? It was on Facebook Marketplace. Always Facebook Marketplace. It's literally from Hamilton.

Oh, okay, yeah. Oh, this is going to be weird, Jess. What was it? Someone was selling their baby teeth. Eww! Their own baby teeth? Yeah, their own baby teeth. What in the world?

What? Do you remember anything about what the description was? They were hoping they could be put to good use towards... What? To what? Like someone making... Baby ditches? Like ditches for a party and stuff. What in the world?

That is so weird. And it just goes to show the type of person they are, because obviously the tooth fairy didn't come to them. Oh yeah, good point. Clearly not. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well no wonder they wanted some money for them. Exactly, tooth fairy never came. They never got their tooth fairy money,

they're ripped off. Thanks Jess, let's go to Sinead. Hi Sinead. Hi Sinead. Hi, good afternoon, how are you? Good, thank you mate. Tell us what is the weirdest. What platform?

Yeah, what platform? Ah, Facebook Marketplace. Of course it is. Sinead, what was the weirdest thing you saw someone selling on there? It was like a turquoise green bidet. Really? Yeah. How much do they want for it? Just out of curiosity?

It was free. Free? It was free. Can I, sorry if I'm missing the point. is it gross to use a secondhand bidet? I don't think so. I mean. Doesn't it actually touch your butthole? You know?

If it was that colour though, it was from like literally the 50s. Yeah, but what if the rest of your bathroom is already turquoise green, you know? That's crazy. Where else are you going to... It had to be plumbed in, so I mean at least it was free. It sounds like Clint is interested, should aid in the turquoise bidet. That's crazy. It had to be plumbed in, so I mean at least it was free. It sounds like Clint is interested, Sinead, in the turquoise bidet. You have to do a trip to Wanaka and I could keep it for you.

Oh, there you go. That's a nice offer. Wait, you've got it. I was considering, so I've got a friend in Colorado who owns one. I just was, I would have to sit on the go time. Oh, snap it up, girl. Yeah, I'll. It's free. You treat your butthole. It's free. Are you crazy Sinead?

That's a free turquoise green bidet. Yeah, no. What are you made of money? I think I'm good. You're losing money at this point Sinead. Yeah, losing money if you don't get it. Someone said, we're getting lots of texts on there. Someone texted her and they said,

I saw secondhand red room equipment for sale. Paddling bench, ball gag, and yes it was Facebook Marketplace. Of course it was. What about this one? I once saw on a local notice board a lady trying to sell her cat's fur. Matted fur, not skinned, in plastic bags she said it would be good for someone to knit into a jersey. Malted fur. As in the fur, the cat had shed the fur. Oh yeah yeah. Lovely. Look if cat hair is valuable hit me up because I got a lot. I love this as well. My favorite thing I saw on Facebook Marketplace was an ad for a ceramic pot and it said does not quite fit a normal sized head and yes the guy had a picture of the pot on his head. Well yeah, how else do you measure pots?

People need to get an idea, they need a scale, they need to know how big the pot is. Yeah it's true. Hi I'm looking for a full sized head pot, sorry not this one. No this is you, it's no good here. Alicia's here, hi Alicia. Hi, I'm looking for a full sized head pot. Sorry, not this one. No, this is you. It's no good here. Alicia's here. Hi, Alicia. Hi, Alicia. Oh, hi, how are you guys?

Good, thank you. First time caller. Oh, wait a second. What the hell? What the hell? Go, Alicia. Go, Alicia. Go, Alicia.

Go, Alicia. Go, Alicia. Go, Alicia. Oh, we love it when you call, Alicia. We finally gotcha. And I read your book, Free, it's amazing. Oh, thank you mate. Love it. That's made my bloody day. I appreciate that. We need a button for I read Bree's book.

Yeah, can we get one of those producers' boards? Bree Book Reader. Bree Book Reader. Hey, just take that audio and whip that up into something. Bree Book Reader. Hey, just take that audio and whip that up into something. Free book reader. Free book reader. Sorry Alicia, what was the weird thing that you saw for sale and where was it? Oh, a lady was selling in Christchurch a marketplace, a designer handbag.

Lovely. And they had cat poo all the way forward, like diarrhea. What? And did it say in the description? Yes, she did. And then it was so many comments underneath it and I had to comment, of course, myself. Of course.

Was it like, cat diarrhea'd my handbag? Like as is we're is. Or was the diarrhea like a part of it? Like a selling point. She's like, I don't want to clean it. My loss is your gain. Extra rare with the cat poo in it. No, not your way.

I feel like it's your way. It's my way right, Alicia. I was just making jokes. Alicia out of curiosity what was the the designer brand do you remember? I think it was a Louis Vuitton. A Pooey Vuitton more like it. Oh that's yuck. A deadly poony. That is disgusting. Did you say how much they wanted for it? Yeah. $1,000. $1,000 for a shit now.

They can keep it. I love it. Yeah, gross. Thanks, Alicia. Thank you, Alicia. Sometimes I feel like I'm a snob because I don't use Marketplace. I like exclusively use. I love Marketplace.

I exclusively use TradeMe. Mate, you gotta get on it. But then I hear those three stories all from Facebook Marketplace and I'm like, no, that's why I'm not on there. No, but we have asked for the worst. Yeah. We could, tomorrow.

But we asked for TradeMe or Marketplace and not a single one of those stories was from TradeMe. Yeah, because it is the wild, wild west. But that is a part of the appeal. Yeah. You know, tomorrow we could ask success stories from Facebook Marketplace and we'll get some. Yeah, okay. Yeah. We'll get a handbag with no cat poo inside it. Yeah, it's a win. Great. Thanks for your calls, everybody. It's ZM's Bri and Clint podcast. Brian Clint podcast. All right, it's time to play.

Do you feel lucky? Well, do you? It's time for Brian Clint's Google Down. Punk. Let's get to the bottom of it. Who is the fastest Googler in the studio? Is it Clint, Claudia or Fill-In Producer Pixie? How long do we have to call her Fill-In Producer Pixie? Probably as long as she's filling in.

About five weeks. You reckon just next week we her fill in producer pixie? About probably as long as she's filling in. About five weeks. You reckon just next week we can just say producer pixie? On the Tix machine I'm Ella's replacement, so I'll take fill in. Alright, Ella's replacement. Ella from Timo. I'm gonna ask the questions. The rules are as per usual,

first person to yell out the correct answer wins a point. First to three points takes home the win. Okay. You are playing along for people who have texted through your name. 50 bucks up for grabs. All thanks to our mates at neon. Here we go. Question number one.

How many popes have there been? 266. Oh, Claudia, it's a masterclass. It is 266. That's a lot of popes. That's a lot of popes. A lot of popes, isn't it? Didn't think it'd be that many, but yeah, a lot.

This is a stupid question for someone who went to a Catholic high school, but how old is Catholicism? Did Catholicism- Very old. Is it 2000 years old? Did Catholicism begin at the death of Jesus? Would Catholicism exist before Jesus in the Old Testament? I mean, I wish we had more time to discuss it. Do you want me to Google it?

Yeah, I was going to say, if only you had a way of finding this out. We could Google it, but there's no time. Question number two. When is Gracie Abrams birthday? The singer. I'm gonna say Pixie started first. September 7 1999. Yes that is correct. Thank you. Did you start first Claude? I don't know, I'll give it to you. All right. No, they said 89. No, we said 99.

No, they said 1999. Okay, change is tuned. Roll the tape. Question number three. Who invented daylight savings? Some legend. George Hudson. George Vernon Hudson.

Well done. If, uh, is in Z. Will you accept my answer? George Hudson. No, Hudson. Well done! F-R-S-N-Z. Will you accept my answer? George Hudson. No, I said some legend. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Stop the frickin' train! Daylight Saving was invented by a New Zealander.

In 1895. I didn't know that. What? He was a British-born New Zealand entomologist. Huh. There you go. I feel like we should talk about that more. Yeah. What is Zealand entomologist. Huh. There you go. What's an entomologist? I feel like we should talk about that more.

Yeah. Yeah, what is an entomologist? We could Google it, but there's no Tom Pixie. Absolutely no Tom. Two to Pixie, one to Claudia, none to Clint so far. Question... Studies plants, I believe. ...number four.

What was the biggest movie in 2014? Transformers Age of Extinction. Well done Claudia, she's kept herself in it. Transformers Age of Extinction is correct. Question number five. Who is Matt Damon married to? Lucinda Becigral. How did you know that so quick?

Luciana. It flashed up and then it disappeared. I'll give it to you, even though the pronunciation was terrible. Luciana Barroso, I believe is how I pronounce her name. Lucinda Barroso. I believe they met in a bar. Jacinda Ardurno. They met in a bar and she was not a famous person. She was just working at the bar.

Wow. Still married. Question number six. You sure that's true or is that the plot line to Good Will Hunting? No, that is true. Okay. That is true about Matt Damon.

Also the plot line to Good Will Hunting. Question number six. Art imitates life. How tall is the Auckland Harbour Bridge in metres, please? 64 metres! 64 metres. I'm gonna say it was a dead heat, which means Pixie has taken it out here this afternoon

because she was on two. I'm happy with that. Does that mean I get a point? You get a point. So I finish on two. You finish on two, Claudia was on two, and Pixie takes out the win. JT, you've backed in Pixie and you've won the $50 cash.

Nice work, mate. Oh, that's amazing. Thank you. You are welcome. Pixie undefeated, two from two. Claudia's shaken a little bit. I can tell because she's quiet. That's right, Claudia. I'm a humble loser. What about when you realise you finished on the same as me?

Oh, that makes it so hard. Yeah, that stings way more than that. Doubling down. Speaking of Claudia, next, she's been telling us about this mystery that she has for a couple of days now. Finally! She won't tell us what it's about. She says we have to find out on air. It's good. And she says it's worth the wait.

You have made us wait for days. It's worth it. Claudia says, Claudia says, she said to me yesterday, she goes, this will be the greatest story I've ever told on this show. The bar's pretty low, but I'm confident about this one. Don't go anywhere right now. This is about to be the greatest story. Don't over anywhere right now. This is about to be the greatest story. Don't overhype it.

I haven't overhyped it. This is from Producer Claudia. You are overhyping it. I've waited for days. You're continuing to overhype it. I've waited for days to hear this story. And you said this is the best story you have ever brought to the show.

Yeah, I have a mystery for us to solve. Oh, I do love a mystery. Is it a Rubik's Cube because you sucked at that. Do you want some music? No no no. Just Brie take a breath okay. I'm too excited. Here's the headline I think I've found an item from an alternate reality. Okay. Genuinely. Yeah. And if anyone in Mosguil is listening, I need your help figuring this out. Okay? So, the other day my dad sent me a screenshot from the Mosguil notice board page.

Okay. It was? Facebook. Yes, on Facebook. So what they wrote, they said, I found a wedding album on the side of the road last night. Message me if this was yours. I'm happy to drop it off. Right? So this is just on. Yeah. So there's a photo attached to it. It's a photo of the wedding album. OK. The names on this wedding album, my parents' names, first and last, and they're not normal names.

First and last names. First and last names of my mum and my dad She's your way, okay It is the exact chapel that they got married in it is the same reception location It is the same date Get this off by four years though. The day and month is exactly right Four years though. The day and month is exactly right. Wait, the day and the month are the same! The day and the month is right,

but the year is four years later, and the photos are not my parents. Holy shit. Okay, I just got a real shiver go up the back of my spine. So something's happened here. This is the mystery, I have no idea what it is. Do you know what the weirdest thing is? There's so many parts.

No, the weirdest thing for me here is while you're telling this story I'm having an incredible sense of deja vu. Really? That I have heard this story before. That I have it. Did you have it in a dream? Or was I in the alternate reality in which this... You're from there. I have a question just to clarify. So you're, when you say the names were the same. Yes. so was it your dad's name first and last, and then was it your mum's name? First and maiden name. Maiden name.

Maiden name. Maiden name. And also, my mum's name is Carolyn, and that's more unusual than Caroline. My dad's name is Tony, and most people people are Anthony but he's just Tony. And there's not many, I'm a Sykes, there's not many of us around. The part where it's both their names and are the last names spelt the same? Everything is spelt exactly the same. The chapel, it's not even down south.

They got married in Auckland and if the chapel is in Auckland, same date, same reverend, same reception location. Same reverend? Yes. The only difference is the year and the photos. What year? is in Auckland, same date, same reverend, same reception location. Same reverend? Yes. The only difference is the year and the photos. What year? So they got married in 86, this says 1990.

What? We need to find, we need to find these people. So I've tried to get into- You need to speak to the reverend. Oh, he might still be around. They keep a log of all the weddings that they perform. Okay, I'm gonna track down Father J Brown. I hope he's still with us. I want to track down the couple. I've

messaged the woman that posted this. It's your parents but they're four years in the past. And I have no idea who this face belongs to but I've messaged the woman that posted it. She hasn't replied yet because it's gone into her requests I think so I've also sent her a friend request. She needs to get this message. I've also tried to join the Mozgiel notice board. What? So if you're in Mozgiel please take her. What's the person's name? Her name is Angela. Angela from Mozgiel. Yes. Do we have any other info? That's it. That's it. Yeah and the only reason I found this is because my dad's wife's friend lives in the area and is on the Facebook page so she sent it through. Yeah because you don't have any

other connection to Mozgiel right? Yeah and they just. Why was it in Mozgiel? Your family's not from Mozgiel. They just found it on the Facebook page so she sent it through. Yeah, because you don't have any other connection to Mosgill, right? Yeah, and they just... Your family's not from Mosgill. They just found it on the side of the road. Why was it on the side of the road? Like if they got married in Auckland, like how come it's... The couple's from Mosgill. That's where the other couple is from.

That's where your other parents are from. Yeah, possibly. But why did they get married in Rimuira? Yeah. Well, maybe they lived here at the time and then they moved to Mozgul. Either way I need to find either my fake parents or people that have exactly the same names as my parents.

Is your dad having a minor aneurysm at the moment? No. He's not that fazed by it. Is he doing the dad thing or is like, oh this is pretty weird. He seems pretty chill but I'm the one being like, we have to figure this out, like I need to know. It's blowing my mind I need to figure out who these people are I want to meet your other parents. Meet who? You've obviously got two sets of parents

I know what's happened. Do you think there's another me? I know what's happened here it's a classic cloning story where your parents have been cloned one of them like one set of the parents are living you know. Oh true, true classic cloning. Do you think my like one said the parents are living, you know, doing their thing. Classic cloning. My parents are the clones or these are the clones? That makes them be a daughter of clones. The first one's to get married with an original. So your parents are the originals. The clones are out there. They could be living, you know.

Have you seen the picture of the bride and the groom? Yes, I have. Do they look anything like your parents did at that time? Oh, like if you drew them from memory, but not... Not really. He looks so much younger than her as well. I don't know what's going on there. Do you know what's going to be fascinating is to follow this through and find even more coincidences.

Yes. Because who says that you've found all the coincidences? What would be really interesting would be to look through the album with your father and see if there are any guests that attended both weddings. True. I just need to get my hands on this album. And you need to speak to the Reverend. Yes, okay I'll search him up. Have you seen anyone driving a DeLorean around your area? I did see flames outside the other day. Just on the road. Okay. Great scoff. It's giving back to the future. Bree, were you satisfied with the story?

I'm satisfied. Me too. It's blown my mind. I didn't know the hype had. That is the greatest story you have ever told. I need to get a bottom of it. It's open-ended, so it could get better yet. If you can help with this, 9696 send a text, we can get in touch with you if you have any

information about this. Play ZM's Bree and Clint. It is time to play this. Bree and Clint's Gator. Let's rock. Let's rock indeed. This is the game where you call us and we try and guess if you are queer or not. Gay, straight, bi, whatever. It could be anything.

We accept all on this show and we need to decipher based on a couple of simple questions. Last time we played, you got quite miffed at me saying my questions were too pointed. A little bit pointed. So what's the, what are we doing this week? We said the expert round would be

they only get to say hello. That's right. That's right. That's right, I totally forgot. Should we do that? Should we do it? Yeah, why not? Let's give it a go. Let's start with Paige.

Hi Paige. Hi Paige. Hello. Oh. Oh. That's really tough. Cause she's got an accent as well. Yeah, yeah.

Okay, that's all we get. I'm going to say Paige is not gay. That's what I was thinking too. Really? Yep. Paige, we believe you are not gay. I'm bisexual. You got us, Paige.

You got us. We weren't on the same page. We were not on the same page. Okay, listen carefully, okay? Okay. Hi, Angela carefully, okay? Okay. Hi, Angela. Hi. Kia ora. Oh, Angela's gay.

Straight. Gay. Straight. Angela? Straight. Yes, come on! Let's go, Angela! I'm glad one of us got her.

Has anyone ever been that excited that you were straight? Um, no. Usually Bree's cheering for the other way. Thanks for calling, Enj. Thank you. Let's go to Linda. Hi Linda. Hi Linda. Hiya. Gay.

Really? Yep, got the vibe. Just off that? Got the vibe. You're that sure? I'm that sure. Hi Linda. G'day. Okay gay, yeah gay. Oh but you got a second round of it! Just that once. Linda are you gay? No straight. Oh! I mean we literally are basing it off two words.

I know. You keeping score here, Claudia? I'm confused. Yeah, Linda, you're not possibly confused, are you? Oh, not at all. My husband's just wonderful. Okay, all right. Good for you, Linda.

Because if you were confused, we would accept that. Good for you. No, okay, no worries. Jessie's here. Hi, Jessie. Hi. Gay. Reckon. Hi, Jessie. Hi, Jessie. Hi. Gay. Reckon.

Lock it in. Lock it in. Can I ask why? Can I ask why? Pardon? No, I'm just talking to Bree. Why are you so sure? I don't know, I'm just going off gut feel.

There's not much to go off, is there? No. Okay, I'll go with you, gay. Jessie? I'm straight. Ah! God, we're getting absolutely slaughtered, aren't we? OK, thanks, Jessie.

Thanks, Jessie. Mandy's here. Hi, Mandy. Hi, Mandy. Hello. Whoa. Oh, Mandy. That was a nice hello. That was almost a flirty hello.

Yeah, made me feel things. But who is Mandy flirting with, you or me? I think me, gay. Well, who said hi to her? Who said hi to Mandy? Me. Did you? She gay.

Okay, yeah, Mandy, gay. I'm straight. Oh, shit! No! I was flirting. Were you flirting? You were flirting, eh? Yeah.

With who? Yeah, with who? Both of you. I'll take it, I'll take it. It's a silver lining. Stop it Mandy, you're making me feel all the things. Hey Mandy, hey Mandy talk to you later. See you Mandy. Okay bye. Oh yeah she's got it that aye. Not everyone can do that. This is our last chance on expert mode okay. We started semi strong but we're not doing well. We've got to end. Well, good afternoon. Before we say, can this person please reply to us with the

longest hello that they have? Yeah. Yeah. Like a, like a sentence. Hello. Yeah. Hi, Taylor. Hi, Taylor. Hello. Um, um, gay. I'm going to say, don't tell us yet, Taylor. I'm going to say don't tell us yet Taylor, I'm going to say gay. I've got to lock in gay based on a few things. Yeah. The numbers. Surely we've had like one bisexual person. Yeah, sorry we've been outnumbered by the straights today. And I mean we have to just work with the information we got. We've got to lock in gay Taylor. Gay Taylor? You are correct. Yes! Taylor! Yes!

Good to finish on a win, isn't it, Taylor? Thank you for your gay service, Taylor. You've really pulled through for us today. God. I'll ask you as well, Taylor. Has anyone ever been that excited when you told them you were gay? Uh, no. Well good. We're changing the story. Yeah, changing the narrative. Thanks, Taylor. Thank you. We love you, no. Well good, we're changing the story. Yeah, changing the narrative. Thanks, Taylor.

Thank you. We love you, Taylor. Next week on Gay Dark, we do it based just off their name. We didn't nail this one. No, I know. Expert mode is hard, man. Yeah. All right.

Very hard. You know what we could do? Yeah. They have to do a fake sneeze and we base it off that. Fake sneeze is fun. Yeah. Alright. Very hard. You know what we could do? Yeah. They have to do a fake sneeze and we base it off that. Fake sneeze is fun. Yeah. Also they come in studio and they have to kiss both of us. Oh I like that one.

Yeah that's a good one. Yeah. Get Mandy back. Mandy would be keen for that. Let's do your birthday bangers next. If you'd like to know the number one song on the day that you turned 16 years old, you can call us now on 0800 dials.m and we can work that one out for you. That was fun. That was fun. Bit of fun. ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. Here we go birthday banger time

number one song when you turn 16 we'll figure out three and play one. Charlotte's going first. Kia ora Charlotte. Hi and play one. Charlotte's going first. Kia ora Charlotte. Hi Charlotte. Hi. How's your week been so far, Charlotte? Oh, very busy, very busy, but good. Oh good, what do you do, Charlotte?

Oh, I'm in beauty school at the moment. Oh cool, how long have you got to go? Oh, the rest of the year. Oh, well, we're nearly halfway. What are you specialising in, Waxing, tanning? I'm looking at probably massage. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, Charlotte, give us your date of birth. What do your birthday banger? 1st of April, 2004. April fools. Not you though, Charlotte. You were 16 in 2020. And on April fools in 2020 2020 this was number one. Biggest song of 2020 from the weekends.

The year that he did the Super Bowl halftime show I think. This was enormous. What do you reckon Charlotte? Oh I love that song. It's a tune eh? Yeah it's a bop. Yeah. Okay wait there we're gonna do a birthday banger for Dan.

Hi, Dan. Hi guys, how are you? What would you specialise in? Waxing, massage? Retail, clothing. Okay. Buying, not selling though, eh, Dan? Selling and, oh well, maybe both.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nice one. Hey mate, what is your birthday? It's 30th of the 7th, 1981. And before I forget, long time listener. Oh, you just got it in. Yes, welcome through, Ben. We love to celebrate you guys.

We finally got you. After how many years, you reckon? Been in New Zealand for seven years now and I've been a massive fan and every time I call, I get locked out. And I'm like, oh my God, I got through. You gotcha, after how many years you reckon? I've been in New Zealand for seven years now and I've been a massive fan and every time I call I get locked out and I'm like, oh my god I got through. You got through? Oh awesome Dan, you put a big smile on my face today. We've been doing this for seven years this year so our timelines sync up. Anniversary.

Is Dan a day oneer? Could be. Could be a day oneer Dan, ground zero. Hey, let's do your birthday, Bang. It's so good to have you here. You were 16 in 1997, and on the 30th of July, 97, Dan, this was number one. Hey, I'm a boombox, baby,

down to my two-box, with you. Dib it up, and you watch me. Oh my God. Oh my God. That really is a bop, Dan. Oh wow. I had so many Hanson is a bop, Dan. Oh wow. A bop.

I had so many Hanson posters on my wall when I was a kid. You loved them? Loved them. Taylor. Taylor. Taylor was everyone's favourite. Nah, the cool guys liked Zack. You reckon?

Yeah, the drummer. Zack was the drummer. Yeah. Isn't Hanson is like our generation's Jonas Brothers? Yeah it is. Yeah, yeah. 100%. Yeah.

Okay, Dan, that's a classic one. It's a good one, Dan. We'll do Blake, who's going to do the Mum Jo's birthday banger. Hi Blake. Hi Blake. Hi. Good on you for calling through for Mum. How old are you?

I'm 11. Okay, so a few more years until you can do your birthday banger, but let's do Mum Jo. What's her birthday? 21st of March 1983. Nice work, Blake. That means your mum was 16 in 1999. We've done our calculations and here's her birthday banger. ["Bad Boy's Birthday Banger"]

Give me a sign Brittany, baby one more time. Oh, it's a great one. Did your mum like that, Blake? Yeah. This is the OG Britney, right? OG. Oh, Blake.

Yeah, what's wrong, Blake? What's up? Can my sister say hi? Yeah, of course. She's your kid. Put her on. Hi, I'm Emi. Hi, Emi.

I'm Clint. I'm Bree. How old are you, Emi? I'm 10. 10? Oh, well, you can call and do your dad's birthday banging tomorrow. Hi Emi, I'm Clint. I'm Bree. How old are you Emi? I'm 10. 10? Well you can call and do your dad's birthday banging tomorrow. Yeah, how's that sound? Okay, I'm a big fan of you guys.

Oh, we're a big fan of you now. Well we're really feeling the love this afternoon. That's nice. That was adorable. Tough decision to make. The Weeknd, Hanson, Brittany. I mean I'd be happy with any. I'd be happy with any. I'm gonna vote for Hanson. I feel like I have to. I feel like it's in my DNA. I gotta go with, I loved everyone. Brian Clint fan, ground zero. Gotta go with my mate Dan. We're doing it? Doing it. Dan mate, you just won birthday banger.

That's amazing gonna listen to it on the way home thank you so much. You're welcome. Thanks for listening for so long we really appreciate it finally calling through. Still going. Still going. Brian Clint he's your birthday banger from 97 ZM. ZM. Brian Clint. ZM. Brian Clint. The winner of birthday banger for Dan. Today is Hanson's Inbop from 97. Good luck getting that out of your head. Someone just texted in and said, if I get dementia, this is the song I'll remember when I remember nothing else.

Has that feeling about it, doesn't it? It does. It's an ear worm. Yeah, totally. I think it's such an ear worm that they could never have another hit. You know when an artist's first song is so catchy, just like Call Me Maybe.

I was just about to say, just like Carly Rae Jepsen. Yeah. It's a blessing and a curse. It is. They're still touring Hanson. Yeah, I know. You and I were just talking about if we'd ever met the boys before and they toured in 2015.

Yeah, I think it was 2015. It was around that time. I was working at a radio station in Aussie and I met them there and then they've come over here and you met them. Lovely. Lovely boys. Real nice. Yeah. Taylor had cut his beautiful hair. Kind of like, you know, when a lady enters like her sixties and she gets like a kind of rounded bob. That's what he had. Yeah. I was taller

than most of them. Yeah. Apart from the eldest one. Isaac. Yeah, Isaac I wasn't taller than the other two I was taller. I was like, I just noticed it. I was like, oh I'm taller. Yeah, always the way. Yeah. Like our photo with Gracie Abrams last night. We look like giants. By the way, can you guys go and look at that photo and just tell us what you think? It's on our Instagram page at Brian Clint. We talked to Gracie Abrams last night. We had the mandatory photo after the interview. I look like I've eaten her and then... She is the girth of one of my legs, according to that photo. I reckon it's some sort of weird camera angle.

Pixie, you took the photo. Did you put some kind of weird lens on it? Was it on 0.5? Was it like, is it a camera trick? I ran Photoshop over it so I just wanted to make you guys look bigger. Just huge. She was meant to be the star of the photo though. She was meant to be the star. This is the second photo we've posted with a very famous person on our Instagram in the last month where we look like giants.

Last month it was Bella Ramsey, the star of The Last of Us, and now Gracie Abrams. Actually this is a good point. Claudia, executive producer Claudia. Can you please start scheduling us some interviews with bigger people? Okay. Physically bigger. Steven Adams. Oh yeah, okay. Jason Momoa.

Valerie Adams. Any of the Adams? Any of the Adams family. Mort Stephen Adams. Oh yeah, okay. Jason Momoa. Valerie Adams. Any of the Adams. Any of the Adams family. Morticia Adams. Yeah, not Wednesday though. We'll keep her out of this bloody studio. That general taker, get her out of here. Their names Brayn Clint. I was meant to be catching up with some friends that haven't seen for ages.

We're going to go out for dinner tomorrow night. It's one of those ones that we keep putting off and putting off and putting off and putting off and putting off and putting off and putting off and putting off and putting off and putting off and putting off and putting off and putting off and putting off and putting off and putting off and putting off and putting off and putting off and putting off and putting off and putting off and putting off and putting off and putting off and putting off and putting off and putting off and putting off and putting off and putting off and putting off and putting off and putting off and putting off and putting off and putting off and putting

and putting off and putting off and putting off and putting off and putting and putting off and putting off and putting off and putting off and putting off and putting and putting off and putting off and putting off and putting off and putting off and putting and putting off and putting off and putting off and putting off and putting off and putting and putting off and putting off and putting off and putting off and putting off and putting and putting off and putting off and putting off and putting off and putting off and putting and putting off and putting off and putting off and putting off and putting off and putting and putting off and putting off and putting off and putting off and putting and putting off and putting off and putting off and putting off and putting off and putting I was meant to be catching up with some friends that haven't seen for ages. We're going to go out for dinner tomorrow night. It's one of those ones that we keep putting off and putting off and putting off. Always something coming up, but we locked it in and we said, we're definitely doing it. Nobody is allowed to pull out of this dinner.

Have you? No. Oh, so that, of course you wouldn't be talking about this if you had to pull out. No, absolutely. I have to be so careful not to identify the friends. I want to know who it is. You don't know them. Okay. Or you would say that if you didn't want me to identify them.

You don't know them. Okay. But why are you winking? I'm not winking. I promised the friend who has meant the dinner had to be postponed that I would not identify them in any way. Okay. Okay. All right. Well well I will respect their wishes

because they said it. Dinner's in the diary for tomorrow. Message comes through this morning. Hey guys, you know how I booked us all in for dinner and I'm really excited about it. I'm not canceling the dinner, but I won't be eating because I forgot that I'm having a colonoscopy on Friday.

Got it for them. That's devastating for them. I love the commitment though, because they weren't cancelling, they were saying we're still going for dinner, I will just be nil by mouth. Well it's hard because you have to give a reason you know? Yeah. Like yeah and so you either what would be a lie that you could say to get out of the dinner or to attend and not eat? To attend and not eat like you have to say the real reason. You have to say the real reason. And to be say the real reason. No, and to be honest, I think it's great that they've said the real reason, because colonoscopies are very important.

Yes. And you should be getting them regularly if you have a history of bowel cancer in your family. Absolutely. So nothing to be ashamed of. No. But terrible timing for them. Very funny excuse.

Terrible timing. Are you going out to a restaurant? We were, we had a booking and everything. Yeah. When we'd like agonize over which restaurant to go for and that sort of thing. Did they pay? So it's a group of three and the other two of us said, no, no, we'll move the dinner. But this is, I know we said there's no moving this dinner. Like you're going to move something else the

next day. A bell movement. I know we said there's no moving this, but this this is this is moving. This is um what do they call it? What's the circumstances? This is serendipitous? No there's a word for it. Mandala effect. Not extreme circumstances or this is important. So anyway we're gonna go on Tuesday next week. Yeah good idea because I mean wouldn't be enjoyable for them. No, and I don't wanna eat dinner in front of someone who wants to eat but can't. Yeah, horrible.

It'd be different if it was someone who had arrived and already eaten and they're like, no, you guys go ahead. If they're just sitting there and they're- It's torture. They're starving and we're at a- Probably at a really nice restaurant. That's quite a good restaurant, yeah.

Torture. Anyway, booking moved. It was either move the dinner or move the colonoscopy. Probably easier to just move the dinner. Easier to move the dinner. Yeah. ZM's Bri and Clint podcast. Extinuating circumstances according to the text machine. Extinuating. The colonoscopy was extenuating circumstances which meant rescheduling the dinner was appropriate. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's the word. Say it fast enough, people will believe you. Extenuating circumstances. I thought we could all do a bit of a test this afternoon and everyone listening can play along to see who is the rarest human.

Oh, okay. Who is the rarest human out of all of us and if you're listening, you can play. So essentially, I'm about to read out the top the rarest human out of all of us? And if you're listening, you can play. So essentially, I'm about to read out the top eight rarest human genetics. It'll be Claudia, I reckon. You reckon it's Claudia? I'm a common one. Nah, you're a bit of a weird fish.

Oh, thanks. I reckon you've got some things. Claudia says she's just an average Joe. My parents say I'm really special. We don't know a lot about Phil and producer Pixie. No, Pixie do you think you've got any rare human genetics? I'd like to think I'm mysterious but I don't know. Should we find out? Get them to us. I kind of want it to be me. Okay, well everyone keep their own score okay? Right. Everyone keep their own score so it's out of eight. Let's see who is the rarest human. Can you get a point for each thing? You get a point for each thing.

The first one, this is the most common out of all of them. One in 13 people are left handed. So if you're left handed, you get a point. Not me. I feel like Pixel must be. I'm not left handed. Okay, no points here. None of us, no lefties.

No points. The next one, one in 21 people have a cleft chin, otherwise known as a bum chin. A bum chin, nah. I don't think so, no. Do you get half a point, Bri? I feel like I get half a point. You can have a half.

I get a half a point. We literally were talking about this like a couple of days ago or yesterday. Okay, next one, one in 113 people are psychopaths. Yep, one point for me. Me too. You are not diagnosed. Was that actually it?

That is one of the, yeah. It's that common to be a psychopath. One in 113 people. What's the definition of psychopath? I have not looked it up. Yeah, what is it? The definition of psychopath is a person characterized by a personality disorder marked by a lack of empathy, remorse and guilt for others

often leading to antisocial or criminal behavior. No, we've got no psychopaths. No, no psychopaths. Okay next is this is one in two and a half thousand people have this which is different colored eyes. Oh like a husky. You'll have like a blue one and then a green one. Kate Boswood the actress has it. David Bowie. David Bowie had it yeah so we don't have that do we? No. Girl can dream. Number I can even remember what number out, but one in 13,000 people has this, six fingers. No.

Yeah, total. No, as in on one hand. I went to school with a girl who had six toes on one foot. Really? Did she get extra pinky? Extra pinky. They often whip it off as a baby, eh? But they hadn't whipped hers off.

And I said to her, you ever think about getting it whipped off? You know, she'd be devastated. She could never wear toe shoes. No, I feel like it could tuck in because it was quite small and it was on the pinky side. She shouldn't have to though. No, she shouldn't have to. No, none of us have got that. No, none of us have got that. The odds are going to get worse because it's getting rarer and rarer

Yeah, I haven't got a single point either. These are the top rarest human genetics Next one is I have broken up with someone over this I've told this story on here. Mm-hmm cuz I got the egg from it. Mm-hmm One in one hundred thousand people have this, a back bending knee. Oh, hyperextending knees. They've got the knees like the, um, what are those animals? Ostrich. You broke up with someone over there, hyperextending knees. I hate telling this story. I hate it. I was dating this guy.

Did they try and propose to you backwards? It wasn't just that, but that was like the thing that sent me over the edge. He was a bit of a dick to be honest. Okay, next one. The knees were just an easy scapegoat. Why are you breaking up with me? Is it my personality? No, no, no, it's your knees. The knees made me see him for who he was. And I was like, you're an a-hole. Next, you can't feel pain.

One in one million people have this condition where you can't feel pain. I'd be so good at rugby if that was the case. I feel like that'd be scary because you wouldn't know when you've hurt yourself. Great. Yeah, I don't know if that's good. And the biggest one, the rarest human genetic.

I'm going to get this one. This is huge. Cross my fingers. I want it. One in 170 million people. Yeah. Have a tail. Have gold blood. Oh, what? Gold blood. Gold blood. Ew. No, I've seen my blood recently and was regular old. Mine's regular old, red. Muddy red.

Mine's just plain blue. Yeah. Blue, yeah. Claudia's royal amongst us. What are you, an avatar? Guys, I got half a point for my bum chin. So, Bree is the rarest person on this show because she's got half a bum chin.

Rest of us, common as muck. Text us, text us if you got- Have the rest of Bree's bum chin. The ZM Podcast Network. Thanks for joining us everybody. If you missed our chat backstage with Gracie Abrams from last night, that'll be on the Bree and Clint podcast tonight.

Is there more in the podcast version than there is in the on-air version, Claudia? There will be, but not yet. But not yet. I'll do an extended cut, but the original one is there and ready. Don't put anything in if it's shit. Nah, it's all good.

I just cut it for time, but it's actually all good. Don't lie to us. Don't kiss our ass. Don't kiss our ass, Claudia. It doesn't suit you. In the words of Gracie Abrams, you're blowing smoke, girl. Well, I thought I would just kick it in the dick

and do the best work possible. Also words of Gracie Abrams after last night. See you guys tomorrow. Have a great night. Bye bye.