ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 30th April 2026

Episode Date: April 30, 2026

HUGE news at the end of the podcast (53:24). What kind of towel family are you?  Polly Gillespie from Celebrity Treasure Island.  Why are people selling their rings on Facebook Marketplace?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You tapped it, so we're playing it. It's ZDM's Brie and Clint, the podcast. I don't know if you usually listen to these podcasts all the way to the end, but today you should, because there's a big surprise. A big surprise. And then after that, come and listen to the After Party. Hi everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint show on a Taco Thursday. Yeah, good to see you, mate.

Didn't we rebrand Thursday? No, it wasn't Thursday. Oh, we were still looking for a brand for Thursday. Oh, Thursday Thursday, Thursday. Thursday's already got a brand. I believe it was Monday. Yeah, Monday, yeah. Or Saturday.

Monday? Manic Mondays for me. No, it's got to be food. Wings Wednesday. Tricot Tuesday. Thursday. Mac and cheese Mondays. Mac and cheese Monday.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Moroccan Mondays. You have to eat your dinner while sitting on a little cushion on the ground. Mahito Monday, someone said on the text machine. Mahito Mondays. Maroccan Mahito Mondays. Margarita Mondays. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Big show on the way. Gosh, Olivia Dean, track of the day, 4.30. I'm not going to tell you again, but that's when it's happening. Also, what's the plots back today? You lost, what's the plot last week? We've had to reset the prize pool. Was that last week? I was away last week.

I was away last week. So as a week before. So a couple of weeks ago. 50 bucks anyway. I've been licking my wounds. I'm back for more. Technically, Claudia, should be 100 bucks because free didn't lose last week. Yeah.

Is that a free win? I mean, they're not wrong with that sentence. 100 bucks, done. 100 bucks on what's the plot? No one's sticking around for $50, Claudia. 100 bucks. Except if it's in Trady versus Lady when they are sticking around because it's next. Yeah, because there's a lot of bragging rights that comes with a win on Trady versus Lady as well.

If you want that to be you, then give us a call now. 0,800 dial Z-M. You'll go head-to-head with someone else. 28 tradies, 34 ladies. That's the score. Play Z-N's Breincland. It's time for Trady versus Lady. This is the main event.

Treaty versus Lady. All right, gather round, everyone, for a game of Trady versus Lady. We keep score here on this show, and the Trades are on 20. wins for the year. The ladies on 34. Ladies up, our ladies in Tohanga today. She was on the show earlier this week with her incredibly short commute time. She drives one minute to work each day. She's on the line right now with her kids, Frankie and Sophie.

Welcome to Trady versus Lady Michelle. Gidey guys. Hi. Hello. Michelle, you were the one that said you and your kids have been trying to get on. And so here you are. We've got your one minute commute right now, are you? Are we on a time limit?

We're in the car park at school. Yeah, nice. Hi, kids. Hi, Frankie. Hi, Sophie. Hello. Hello, you can help mum with their answers today. You guys have to be our tradie today.

He's in Hamilton. He's 37. And he has lived in Hamilton, basically his whole life. Welcome to the show, Ryan. Gidey, Ryan. How's it going? Good, thank you. Have you ever tasted the water from the river in Hamilton?

I have. I've gone for a few sons down there. Yeah. Nice. We got Breed to drink it out of a particularly scungy part of the inner city section of the Waikato River, Ryan. Yeah, I wouldn't drink it. No. Yeah, and then Clint was like, I'm not going to drink mine.

And I was like, you just said that we would drink it together. And he's like, yeah, I'm not doing that. It's fun trick to do on someone who is new to the country. Try it on your friends. Yeah. Yeah. Brigg were a third leg. Your buzz is Trady.

Michelle Lady, first to three. Correct answers. Gets $50 cash from KFC. Good luck, guys. go. Question number one. What political party is Winston Peters the leader of? Yes, Ryan. New Zealand first? New Zealand

first. It is New Zealand first. He just took a second to check that it wasn't New Zealand second or third. Yes. The number one. One of the Trades, question number two. Which country is the world's leading producer of bananas? Is it Ecuador, India or Indonesia?

Michelle. Ecuador. Ryan? Trini. Indonesia. It's actually India. They produce over 30 million tons annually, mainly for domestic consumption. Yeah.

See, Michelle, Ecuador, the world's leading exporter of bananas. India grows them and eats them all themselves. But how are you to know? We move on, no points there. One to the tradies still. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. She's related to Hannah Montana.

Trady. Yes, Ryan. Marily Tharis. It is Miley Cyrus. Well done. Two to the Trades. You need this one, Michelle, Frankie and Sophie to stay in it. Question number four.

In which sport would you use a shuttlecock? Trades. Oh, Ryan just got in there. Badminton. It is badminton and that's the win. Well done, Ryan. You're a Trady versus Lady champion and you got the Trades the victory they needed. Thank you.

All good. Michelle and the kids. Did you have fun? No, they didn't have fun. They didn't even get to answer one question. Get them back tomorrow. No, Michelle had to go with their bananas one. Get them back tomorrow.

Get them back tomorrow. We'll try and get you back tomorrow, girls. See you guys. Bye. Thanks, everybody. You got smashed. Did you have fun though? No.

Losing sucks. My kids think I'm a freaking moron. Z&M's Bree and Clint podcast. Nobody mentioned Bree's eyebrows. Okay, they'll calm down tomorrow. I think they look great. No, they do. I like a bold brow.

I stand by it. Yep. But it's brow day today, isn't it? I got them done today. You're a bit heightened today. Well, they're a little bit, yeah, I can't get them wet for 24 hours. Really? So they'll still be prominent tomorrow.

Are you going to be this unshowered when you come to work tomorrow? I still shower. I just keep my brows dry. Oh, how do you do that? Well, then I use... Do you wear a shower cap down over your forehead? Sometimes. When I got my eyebrows

Microbated, I had to keep them dry for two weeks. Is this not a microblading situation? No. What's this? No, I just got them tinted and wanked. Oh, I thought you were going in for the microblading. Isn't microblading the tattoo? Yeah.

No, no. Oh, I thought you're doing that. No. Oh, no, you're right. Yeah. Geez, your microblading days are rough, eh, when you come in? What do you mean? Because, oh, no, that's the wrong thing to say.

Wait, are you talking? You know the day when you come in and they're really like, a little bit like... Wait, are you talking about... I'm trying. No, you're talking about... What's the one? What's the other one where you get them per... Laminated.

You're talking about laminated. Oh, God, what's a laminated eyebrow? Lominated is where they put this solution on them and it makes them soft so you can brush them up. Okay. So they look like thicker and busier. Do you do all three of these? Nah, well, okay, I did have them laminated today. I had them laminated and tinted.

Okay. But I had them, like, microbladings like once every five years. Oh, okay. Yeah. Was that recent? No. Oh. That was like five years ago.

Oh. Can I just say you always look good? Yeah. Good say from you. It's not a day that goes by. It's such a good thing. There's not a day that goes by. Have you thought about getting your eyebrows done?

No. You should. We can. I can. Give me your guy. Okay. Dead is Franklin. Do you know what kind of towel family you're from?

Toul family? Yeah. What Tau family did you grow up here? Yeah, I do actually. And I, yes. Do you have the same type of towel family? No. Really?

I have not followed in my Tau Fucker Puppa. That's so interesting. Yeah. My towel family, we were single-use towels. So have a shower. Yeah. Grab a towel off the, we had like a shelf of towels in the bathroom. Yep.

Grab a towel dry yourself. That towel straight into the washing machine. No. Crazy, eh? For a family of six people, that's so much washing. It's so bad for the environment. Yeah. Well, nobody worried about the environment in the 90s.

There was no environment. Yeah. We didn't have an environment. No. There was no environmental problems back then. No. And now I live in a... Everyone has their own towel, obviously, and those towels get washed once a week.

Once a week. Yeah. Sunday towel washing day. Yeah. Yeah. That's fair enough. I came across this interesting clip where this group of women are talking about, there's two different types of towel families.

Okay. And I want to see if you identify with either of these. The two types of towel families are communal towel families, which I like to call anarchists, and there are personal towel families, which I like to call dictators. I was raised with one bathroom and a family of five, and we were a communal towel family.

And that meant that you came out of the shower, there was a towel there. You felt for the one that was driest, you used it, you hung it back up, or maybe you just left it on the floor. Oh, that's so gross. Wait a second. They're so gross.

A communal town. Now, family. No, no. Also the towel roulette. There could have been five towels hanging up and you go for the driest one. And that's the one that dad rubbed his bits and pieces on the night before.

Could have been, yeah. Like I don't, like, if, when it's your own. Yeah, rub away. Rub away. Do what you please. My bits on my face. Different. No, no issue. To my mums or my brothers or my sisters.

You know? I don't want to be sharing a towel. with anyone, even my partner. I don't want to be sharing a towel with my partner. Oh, I don't wouldn't mind that. She would. She'd hate it. But anyway.

That's, why would you not mind it? Wouldn't you just want your own towel? Like a normal person? I take that back. Yeah. You're like, I would mind it? No, not like that. No, don't put that inflection on it.

It sounded like that. Don't put that inflection on it. That's how I recall you saying it. Right. If those are the options, then I'm a towel. Tater. Same. Yes.

Definitely. Your own towel. To the point that your own rung on the towel rail, because we often have matching towels. So, you know, which rung your towel is on. Oh, see, that's risky. No, no, no. If they're all the same towel, though. No.

What if someone messes up? Well, there's only two adults, two kids. Someone comes home a little bit tipsy and they go, oh, I think I was wrung three. Well, like we said, that'd be me, and I wouldn't mind. Tau roulette. We want to know this afternoon what kind of Tau family are you from. And did it carry forward into your adult life? And I want to know, because I think it's really interesting when, let's say, someone who grew up in a Tau communal family.

Communal Tau family, gets with someone who comes from a Tau dictator family. And then what does your household end up as? Yeah, yeah. You know, if one's from one's from one side. of the towel and one's from the other side of the towel, what do you guys make? What towel babies are you having? Or you get bored into,

you're a communal towel person and you get bored into an individual towel relationship or flatting situation, which every flatting situation should be individual. Wait, wait, do you think there's been flats out there? Well, what if someone comes in from a communal background and they don't know any different? And so they're just in there using everyone's towel,

but they don't realize. Isn't that common sense? You would think so, and yet. Especially for those people who grew up with their towel on the floor. Remember when we, remember soundkeeper Gary who used to work here? And we found out that he goes down to the work showers and just grabs a towel. Because people hang their towels on their lockers down there, you know, when you ride into work. And he forgot one one one day and he goes, oh, I could just borrow this one.

You don't know where that tails been. You don't know where Gary's been. What's your towel? What's your towel history? What's your towel situation? Z-Dames, Brian Clint. God, we have opened something here with towel chat. We asked you what kind of towel family are you from? Do you guys share towels or do you have your own towels?

And has the way you were raised, towel-wise, carried forward into your adult life? And was it a rude awakening when you met your partner? Because they were from the different type of towel family. Yeah, yeah, you were from different sides of the towel street. I mean, it's similar to shoes on, shoes off household. but way more intimate. Way more gross. So we've asked you, what kind of towel family are you from?

Crystal's here. Hi, Crystal. Hi, Crystal. Hi. I'm so interested to know. So how were you raised? Okay, so I was raised with many, many towels, all different random towels. You know, and you would, yeah, grab a new towel and half the time leave it on the floor.

Yeah. And so, yeah. And then that towel goes in the wash or that towel gets hung up for someone else to use? Yeah, it could go many ways. So a communal towel family will say Crystal. Could be if it needed to be, yeah. Okay. Crystal's like, it was none of my business.

So it was like, no, you just used the towel. But what have you picked up a towel, Crystal? And sorry to be yuck, but what have you picked up a towel? And you started drying yourself and you were like, that towel's a bit whiffy? Yeah, no, yeah, no. Grab another one, hey, Crystal. I'd always grab a new one. Yeah, I was a bit of a naughty child.

Okay. Yeah, I'm not, you know, not reusing. Thank you, Crystal. We appreciate it. D's here. Hi, D. Hi, D. Hi.

What's your towel? history, where did you come from? What do you do now? Well, I came from a very chaotic cow family and there was towels everywhere. I don't like the sound of that, D. Yeah. Were they at least

hung up individually these towels D? Sometimes they were hung up most of the time, but we never knew who'd been using it. So out of 10D, what is the likelihoodness that you have dried yourself with a towel that your dad, mum, sister's, brother

had also dried themselves with. Yeah, 10 out of 10. Gotcha. And what's your situation now? How do you operate? So I had my best friend, and we're like seven or eight or nine, and she had a regimented towel family. So we would go to her bathroom.

And I'd just look at all the towers and she'd go, yes, this is my one, this is my mum, that's my dad's. And I was like, that's what I wanted for my whole life. That's what you aspired to. You're like, this is the dream. Yeah, this is towel heaven. Yeah, exactly. So now my whole family is a regimented individual towel.

Yeah. And I've made everyone change to my way. You know what? Good on you, Dee. See, Dean, you are living proof that there are good things about becoming an adult where you can choose your own path. You can. Yeah.

You can change your ways. But look, hey, we're not casting aspersions on people who are communal tales because I still want to talk to them, okay? Yeah, I do, but it's yuck. No, don't say that until after we've talked to them. Okay? don't scare them off. Like, Mel. Hi, Mel.

Are you yuck, Mel? I am disgusting. Not literally, obviously, because I use a clean towel every time. Oh, really? Oh, you're disgusting environmentally. Yeah. I use a clean towel every time I shower, but my partner probably uses his towel probably two or three times.

Okay. And I just find out repulsive. Really? You find two or three times repulsive, Mel? Yes. Wow. You wouldn't want to go to some uni flats where I think the boys in there would be washing them. Oh, my God.

No. As a child, as a child, it was just hang your towel up and anyone grabs a towel and, you know. So you're from chaos and now you're strict. Oh, yes, very strict. See, that's why she's, it's from trauma, a place of trauma. So many texts on this. Communal towel people are an abomination. communal people that use towels together,

absolutely horrific to think about. I am multi-use personal towel all the way. That's fair. Some strong feelings there. Someone else said, absolutely not. I did not even think a communal towel family was an option. I would never dry my face with a towel that I did not know where it had been.

My acne-pro face could never. And then we have this. Communal towel sit-cho all the way. We are a family of six. Wow. The more people and the more towels, the better your odds of not sharing with everybody, right? It's just a law of averages. What do you mean?

Well, if it's six people and six towels, at least you spread it around, don't you? No, but everyone's using a towel every day. True, that's not how odds work. I was going to say, your math is awful. Okay, here's a mixed family. I have my own towel, but my husband and kids all just use whatever is there. They know, just do not touch mama's towel. Okay, well, that's fair.

As long as that's the rule, she's like, you, all you savages can make up your own rules, but don't you dare come near mine? I work with horses and I forgot my towel the other day, so I just used a horse one. Standard horse people stuff. A horse towel? A towel they used to dry the horses. That'd be a big-ass towel. Can you imagine like a horse like trying to get a towel all the way around its waist?

Like when it comes out of the shower? Another one wrapped around its heat like a little towel turban. Someone said Camille towel sit show all the way. You read that one, eh? I did, yes. That's a interesting one. I wonder if both of those parents came from communal towel families. Family of five.

Five different coloured towels. Everybody has three towels each. You're a family of 15 towels. That's a lot of towels. That's a lot of towels. So many towels. What about the one that said that they had written their names on each of the towels so that they definitely know?

So that means that they need. Ever, ever. Ever. Even after the towels have been washed. Yeah, true. You're not even using a clean towel. You know? We're not trying to alienate people here.

This is more about the, how fascinating it is, how different we operate. Because someone has texted and said, we're a communal towel family. We never thought that was unusual. It's true. It's just what you grow up with. Yeah. Yeah. Same as shoes on and shoes off.

You know? Anyway, there you go. That's how it works. Someone said, I have a side of my towel for my face and then a side of my towel for my body. In no universe could I ever have a communal towel? Why don't you just get two towels? Why doesn't that person just get a face towel and a body towel? Yeah, true. That's not a bad idea. Isn't that easier? Their name's Brian Clint podcast.

This is the tea. Who wants Coachella 2026 rumors? Me. God, this Coachella has to be one of the most successful in recent times. Obviously, it's always a sellout. They do like 220,000. and people over two weekends. But the live streams this year were through the roof between Sabrina Carpenter and Justin Bieber and the other amazing acts, but those two alone. It was like must watch television this year, wasn't it?

Popped off, didn't it? So who are we looking at for next year? You know they're already working on it. The leading contenders include Olivia Rodrigo. Yeah, that'd be huge. Who will have a whole new album and a whole new set by that stage. And she's perfect too. She headlined Glastow last year, I think.

take a year off. She's got a heap of hits. Another strong rumour which makes a lot of sense to me is BTS. Now that they're back together. That would be quite interesting. They have kind of made a thing out of having an international, like a foreign language artist over the last few years, Bad Bunny headlines.

Carol G. Was it Carol G? Was it a foreign language artist? She was like a headliner this year. And then BTS would be perfect. Hear me out. Hear me out. What about headline? Coachella next year, Olivia Dean.

Olivia Dean is on the list. So she's one of the lead rumours. She would be the Sabrina Carpenter of this year, you know? Huge rise to fame and go straight up to the headline slot. What if they did back-to-back Olivia's? Olivia Rodriguez, Olivia Dean. Yeah. And then Olivia...

We'll find another Olivia. Rihanna is always a rumour. But more so for next year because there's a strong chance there's an album between now and then. Miley Cyrus is a rumor as well because she has said she doesn't want a tour anymore So how good she lives in Los Angeles She can just perform at Coachella

But there are two other big ones That are getting a lot of traction And these ones excite me as a duo I think this would be a great dual headliner Dua Leeper and Harry Styles Would be epic Harry has a lot of credence to it Because his tour for this album is so limited

he's doing those residency so it's not a true world tour he's going to like five places so you save a bit surely he's going to do Glastow so that's the other side of it is Glastonbury returns next year it's off this year

and next year as its big return Harry and Dua would be the perfect Glastonbury headliners which I'm so interesting that it's a year on year off because the farm where Glaston is held they do it that way so that the farm can regenerate

and the grass can grow back. I think it's three on, one off is how they do it, or two on one off. I think it's, I thought it was year on, year off. Nah. No? Well, I don't think so. Yeah, right.

Anyway, any of those people. But you're right about the farm regenerating thing. Yeah. Not Coachella, though. They're like, this is a desert. Who gives a shit? It's going to be dust this year. It'll be dust next year.

The ZDM Podcast Network. I saw a story about Taylor Swift today. She's in the news for a couple of reasons at the moment. The first one being she's been added to the list of the 100 greatest living American songwriters. She's pretty good, isn't it? Yeah. She's definitely in there. 100% on that list.

She's in the greatest, I reckon she's in the 100 greatest living songwriters. Take the American part out. And then there's an argument to put her in the conversation for the 100 greatest songwriters, period, right? alive or dead. Wait, what was the second one you said? Living songwriters. Gotcha. Yeah, I think so.

I think she's probably in all three. I think she's in the first two. The third one, there's been a lot of songwriters. What about Batehoven? Yeah, but can you can't compare those two? But did Baithoven have the breakdown, like the Cruel Summer one? No. Did he have the reputation tour?

No, no. Baithoven didn't even, he didn't have an heirs to him. Down, down, down. Bat heaven didn't even have a red to her. Mm. Yeah. In being added to that list, she's revealed a,

what led to her writing her seminal hit love story. It's a classic. It's where most people found out about Taylor Swift, this song. Yeah, definitely broke into that next kind of mainstream. Yeah, yeah. Mainstream.

Yeah. She said, I think the first time I felt like I don't care. if people hate this song is because, and I love it so much as when I wrote the song Love Story. I was 17, I was sitting in my bedroom and I was mad at my parents because they wouldn't let me go out on a date

with a guy who was too old for me. Oh, I wouldn't know how old he was. So he was too old for me so I shouldn't have been on the date with him anyway, but that wasn't the point. How old was he? She didn't reveal. Oh, boo.

It wasn't John Mayer at this stage. How old's too old for a 17-year-old? Um, 18. Not, uh... No. Um... A 17 going out with an 18 year old. That's fine.

Okay. Um, 18 and a half. I think 20. Oh God, no. If my 17 year old daughter was dating a 20 year old... No, that's what I mean. It's too old. Yeah.

Whereas like 18, yeah. 19, um, but 20, cut off. If he's 18 but he was 17 when they started dating, we're okay. God, the T's and Cs. Absolutely. Jeez, your daughter's never going to date anyone. What a fantastic outcome. Well, you won't know about it anyway.

It's not about me. It's about Taylor Swift. She said, this is why you need to discipline your kids. Because if you don't, because if you do, they might go on to write a number one song. I mean, I don't know if that's the case for every situation where kids have been disciplined. But it is the case for this one where if Taylor Swift's

parents didn't ground her on this one specific occasion, the world would never have got love story and carry the ripple effect forward. The world may have never got Taylor Swift as an artist. You know? Yeah. You know? Yeah. You know?

I think she would have been fine, but... No, you don't know that. No, I know that. She could have gone on the date. If they didn't ground her, she could have gone on the date with this D-Bag 20-year-old. What are we assuming that they were 20 now? Well, you said it. I just said 20, yeah, 20 would be too old.

And she said a person who was too old for her, so let's go with your number. Okay, 20. She's in his Nissan skyline. Probably drinking methylated spirits through a piece of bread or something. Doing a robbery, doing a ram raid. What him or her? Both of them. I'm just saying you don't know what could happen.

Making a bong out of an apple. It's the butterfly effect, you know? It's the ripples through time. Not what kids are doing. Making a bong through apples. Well, they weren't until you gave them the idea. We left that in the 2000s. And now kids are like, I can make a bong out of what?

I saw it on scary movie. Like a moron, I've been eating my apple. You're telling me I can make a bong out of this thing? Apparently. Don't tell them about the Coke can. What's the Coke can? You can make a bong out of it. Okay.

Now question for you. Hey, if you put your mind to it, you can make a bong out of anything. If you're brave enough. We don't endorse that. Absolutely not. Do not do that. No, no, no, no. Eat it.

We want to know what did you get grounded for? That's our question for you this afternoon. What's the worst thing that you did as a kid that you got grounded for? Oh God, there could be a million things people have been grounded for. Could be a million things. What about the nudie mags you had under your bed? Did you get grounded for that? You stole them from your place of work.

I didn't steal them because they were free at the end of the month. Okay, I worked at a gas station. And no, I didn't get grounded because they didn't get found until after I'd move. You can try and justify it all you want. Oh, $800,000. Or text it to $9.6.99. No, red card for that. You're in the Sundin. What's the worst thing you got grounded for as a kid?

It's ZM's Breene Clinton podcast. Person wants to be anonymous, which means it must be good. Hi, Anonymous. Hi. Tell us. What'd you do? I stole a golf cart and then I stole people's mail. Why? Why? Why?

You drove around the neighbourhood and a stolen golf cart stealing mail? Yep. Whoa, double crime. How long did you get grounded for? My mum tried to ground me for a month, but it only lasted two days because she couldn't handle me being at home.

Anonymous. Be annoying enough and you'll never get grounded. You're a chaos agent. Did you grow out of it? Yeah, sure. Oh my gosh. Are you naughty, Now Anonymous, would you say?

Or have you levelled out a little bit? I've still got a wild streak, can me? That's a yes. You're naughty still. Thanks. No one can ground you now, can they? No. Listen to her.

Yeah, she sounds like a rebel. Yeah. I'm but scared. Okay, thanks, Anonymous. We asked what's the worst thing you got grounded for. Someone said, I got caught drinking a bottle of vodka at school when I was 12. My friends bought the vodka, I bought the lemonade, we mixed it into a pump bottle at 12.

I'd be mortified if that was my child. I'd be terrified if that was my child because if that's what they're doing at 12, what are they doing at 15? Oh, they're going to be trouble, big time trouble. What about this one? I went to R&V as a 16-year-old. The parents found out, and I wish they grounded me because their disappointment with me was much worse.

Oh, my God. How did you get a lot? away with that. Like what did you tell your parents? Like where do they say you? Where did you say you were? And like did someone have to cover for you? Like if you said you were going to say at a friend's house, surely they would have like talked to the parents. A 16 year old on the loose with a fake idea at R&V. On the I love you man hill. I stole my dad's nudie mags to give to my brother so he and his mates would let me into the tree hut. They didn't let me in even after I got caught because they had other nudie pictures inside the tree hut already. I was about seven or eight.

That's so stink to your little brother. That's so rough. What about this. For my three-day suspension, I had to go to work with my dad and sit in his work truck from seven to five doing absolutely nothing. That is torture.

That's such good punishment. That is great punishment. Because they go, if you keep mucking up your life for the way you are. You get no phone. This is your future. You sit in this boring truck like I do every day.

And you literally do nothing. So there's no phone. There's no crumkin. Crosswords is no nothing. I wasn't grounded, but when I was 11, I was refusing to clean my bedroom. So I came home from school that day to find the entire contents of my bedroom on the front lawn.

It was then my job to put it all back inside clean. Wow. I bet your parents enjoyed doing that too. Like as though I're carrying your bed out to the lawn, they're like, we have to keep a straight face when she comes home. But how crack up is this? This is so cracker. What about this?

I stole the master key from school and then went back on the weekend and used it to remove lab equipment and a large fire extinguisher, which was great fun, but I got really grounded for that. Who are you? The guy off breaking bed? I had a master key when I went to boarding school. So did I. One of the boarding mistresses, so they were not too much older than us.

They all had master keys and would let them into every place on campus. And when we're at boarding school, they would always lock us into the boarding house that we slept in. So it was for safety reasons. But the year 12, she left us this master key. And so we could go into the pool. We could go into the gym. We could go into anywhere in the whole school.

And then we would pass it on to the next lot of grade 12s when we graduated. Yeah. Good times. I had one because I was in charge of the common room. And so they're like, oh, this key is the key to the common room. just so you know it opens every door in the school. And I remember you say to people, I was like, you know, if I wanted to, if I wanted to,

I could get into any room in this school at any time. And did you? Nah. Cool, man. I was too scared. But if I wanted to. Rebel without a cause. Rebel with a key, but with no nerve.

Thanks for your texts. You bad people. A ZM's Brinklin podcast. Let's play What's the Plot? Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic, not really, but picking a movie title based on just the plot line that she can do. Bree and Clint's What's the Plot?

Our trademark movie guessing game where you go head to head with Bree guessing movies as quickly as you can from the plot lines that I read out. I was going to say vague plot lines, but they're not. genuine plot lines from the film. The real deal. All you've got to do is get too correct before Bree does, and today Alex has a shot at it. Hi, Alex.

Hi, how are you? We're well. I'll let you know that Bree's coming off a loss. So take from that what you will. Is her confidence rocked? Way to kick me while I'm down, Alex. I give you permission. Alex, if you get it right,

you'll get $100 cash today, okay? Okay. All right, guys. Here's our theme for today. The Devil Wears Prada 2 is in cinemas today. One of the greatest fashion movies of all time. So today the theme is fashion in movies. Films with iconic fashion.

Okay. It's broad. Okay. It's broad, isn't it? I'm pretty broad. But that's okay. I believe in both of you. Alex, your buzzer is Alex.

Bree, your buzzer is... Bree? The Strait of Hormuz Serulian And don't wait for me to finish these plot lines Just get in there, okay? Okay Have a go

Good luck Alex Thank you too Fashion film number one Like many New York City gals Our hero lives to shop The trouble is she shops so much Alex Concessions of a shop a holler

Well done Alex Good work I knew it as well I just couldn't remember the name of it. Ila Fisher. I La Fisher, yeah. Yeah. All right.

Fashion film number two. A shallow, rich and socially successful girl is at the top of her Beverly Hills High School's pecking scale. Brie. Clueless. Yeah. Paul Rudd. I know. I iconic.

Who's the lead? Silverstone. Alicia Silverstone. Yes. All right. So many famous people in there. Turk from Scrubs. Mm-hmm.

Oh, guys, we're at tiebreak. Brittany Murphy was in it too. Yes, R-A-P. Oh, yeah, tie-break? Tie-break. This is for the win. Okay. Okay.

Fashion film number three. A once perfect girl is experiencing an existential crisis. She starts experiencing unusual changes. Bree? The hot check. It's a really good guess. And it fits. but it's wrong.

Free guess, Alex. Leave the door open. Oh. I'm going to buzz you out. No. We'll carry on because you guys can get this one. She starts experiencing unusual changes and to fix it, she has to travel to the real world to find the cause.

There, she discovers her connection to a human and works to resolve the imbalance affecting both worlds, while her boyfriend becomes influenced by real-world ideas and brings them back to Barbieland. Free. Free. Barbie. Oh, I don't like to win like that. No, I know.

Yeah, I'm sorry, Alex. That's a crappy way to win. Alex, we've got free KFC for you today. 50 KFC consolation chicken dollars. Oh, amazing. You nearly had me, Alex. Put up a good fight. God, I'd be disappointed if you didn't get it.

after that. Yeah, me too. Play ZDM's Brie and Clint. Hey, spoiler alert for anyone who is watching the current season of Celebrity Treasure Island because we're about to talk about last night's eliminated contestant, okay? Yes. I'm going to give you three, two, one, too late. She's here.

She's not just a broadcasting legend. She's the literal voice of ZM. She did the breakfast show here for over two decades and it's our pleasure to welcome her back onto the ZM airwaves. It's Polly Gillespie. Icon. Icon. Icon alert.

I know. I know. I was gutted to see you go home on Treasure Island last night, Polly. Same. Genuinely. You know what? I haven't watched any of it because I don't like watching myself or I never used to listen to myself on the radio or anything like that. So I sat in the cold, dark garden and they're looking like a gnome at the end of the garden.

And I would hear laughter or tears. And I'd go, oh, okay, I either did something stupid or I did something stupid, but it was from everybody who saw it, said that it was quite an emotional episode. It was. Can I tell you, you came across very well, as quick-witted as ever, Polly, but also really wholesome stuff from you too.

It touched me what you said at the end, where you said that being on the show, even though it was short, has been one of the best things you've done. Absolutely, yes. You know, somebody asked me, said, oh, if you'd known what was going to happen, you wouldn't go on. I said, do you know what?

I would do it all again in a heartbeat, knowing that I was going to tear my ACL, I would still do it. Wow. Oh, bless you. Wow. No, you came across brave and might I say, a little bit inspirational, Paulus. Yeah. Oh, stop. No, do you know what?

Sometimes you get scared of life. And sometimes I know I can get into the same of, well, I'll do what I know I can do. Yeah. Yeah. But what I can't do, I think I'll avoid that. And it was actually Grant, Kirama, my ex-exam. cousin, his sister Vanessa, who's a very close friend of mine, who said, I think, I don't know if I should do it. She would, just do it.

Just do it. Just do it. You know, you'll have a great time. You know, you'll have stories. And she really encouraged me to do it. And so I went, oh, what the hell? Yeah. So it was the best decision I made probably in 25 years, I reckon.

Wow. What do you reckon? That's amazing, Polly. I think such a bloody good lesson for so many people watching or maybe listening right now that sometimes you just have to say, effort. Yeah. Just give it a crack. Yeah. And yeah, you might blow your ACL.

They could fix it. And then you might get eliminated by a guy who looks like a young Vin Diesel. Yeah. That's not the point, is it? Because you can say that you did it. Did you make friends for life? You did with Liv Parker, didn't you? Yeah, I did.

The people I got closest to, absolutely, Liv, who's just the most sweetest, most wonderful woman. Chris Parker's sister. Yeah, what a joy she is. Oh, she's just a beautiful, hilarious, kind person. Louis, who I just, who is the funniest, but also the coolest guy, like really, like he did things like he taught Zion how to fish.

Wow. He's just a top guy, Frank Bunn. So when I tore my ACL right, like, Bree, you know this, like I told my ACL and the medics were like, would you like a Panadol? I'm like, more than an different panadol, mate. What do you got? Frank realized I was in pain.

He had a knee brace. because he actually has got a screwed knee from his stellar rugby career. He gave me his knee brace. What a sweetheart. It was just real, really cool people, eh? Do you know who, don't, obviously don't tell us. Yeah. But do you know who wins this season of Celebrity Treasure Island?

Yes, indeed, I do. Do you really? Were you happy with the outcome without giving anything away? Don't say any. Because I don't know, Polly. Bree obviously knows she was there. But I have no idea who wins. Yeah.

Like Bree said, are you happy? Well, you see, I can't really answer that, can I? Because then you could start saying, oh, well, if she's happy, then it must have been from the blue team. Ah. And if she's not happy, it must have been from the early. But I feel like you're not that type of person, Polly. I feel like you go off whether you like that person.

It's not based on team colour. Oh, no, it's based on team colour. No, no, no, no, no, no. Let's be more vague. Did the winner give you a knee brace? No. Do you want the, did you ask the winner to marry your son? live on television?

I'll tell you what I thought about the winner. When I found out who won, I was like, ah, right. Aha, yeah. Oh, good. Okay, I like that answer. Cryptag. I got absolutely nothing from that, Polly, but that's okay. I think that's the idea.

I got heaps from it, but I think it's because I know who won. Yeah, exactly right. Yeah, exactly. We love seeing you back on the box, Polly. Again, we've already lavished you with praise, but we'll say it one more time. You did an excellent job, and we both think that you did yourself proud. You're a pleasure, Polly. Well, mate, I want

Bear Bear Redemption. I want to train at F-45 for like six months. Yeah. And come on and people go, fans versus faves. Polly, I hear it loud and cleared. Celebrity Treasure Island All-Stars. Pauli Gillespie has a second crack. There it is. Six months notice, please.

Okay, good night. Gone but not forgotten from Celebrity Treasure Island. That's Polly Gillespie. Thanks, Paul. Thanks, Polly. You're welcome. Z&M's Brey and Clint podcast. I'm a big Facebook, Marker user. I love to jump on and see what I can get. What deals, what bargains. I also like to sell stuff on Facebook marketplace.

Do you browse just for fun? Yeah. Right. It's the Wild Wild West. I love it. It is. It's unhinged on there. It is. But I enjoy it. And I noticed recently that there's a bunch of engagement rings that get sold on Facebook marketplace. What a weird thing to sell first of all, but also to sell on Facebook marketplace.

People sell engagement rings. I thought you just take it to cashier. That's selling it? I know it is, but... Isn't it bad juju, isn't it a bad juju to buy someone else's engagement ring? I think so. But I thought... Which is silly because they're so valuable, right?

Yeah. But... I thought I would message some of the people that are selling the engagement rings and ask them, first of all, is the ring still available? Is this still available? Yeah, classic. And then I would ask, why didn't the engagement work out? I've got some answers back.

Do you want to hear? It's such a funny idea. Yes. A guy named Joe listed an engagement ring on Facebook Marketplace. Oh, man. Yes, for $4,000. Was oval cut, white gold. Lovely ring.

Really nice. I said, why didn't it work out? Yeah. He replied that the reason for the sale is that I found out by randomly seeing a message in her phone that she was an adult worker. Oh my God She was living a double life With multiple partners

Wow Had he proposed by this stage? I believe so He'd already offered the ring Actually I don't know No yeah Maybe he had bought the ring With the plan to give

And then oh Joe Oh Joe Oh no Joe Uh huh The next one No Joe She's a Time to go

Time to go You missus is a Jillian was the next person I messaged. And it was an 18-carat rose gold diamond. Also very nice ring. And she said... Any price? Huh?

Any price on the ring? I can't remember. I didn't write the price down. Now I can't remember. But she said that she learned that he had not been attending or even enrolled in the course of study that she had been financially supporting him on since their early days in their relationship.

Scandal. A. A stranger just told you this on Facebook Marketplace. Well, we talked for a little bit. But I feel like it was a way of them. Venting. Venting. Yeah, yeah.

And I asked the question, so she was like, this is what happened. Also, get talking long enough. You might talk yourself into a discount. Because I'm well aware that you don't have an engagement ring. You are engaged, but you proposed. Yes. So I don't have one yet. You don't have a ring yet.

I don't have one yet. The next one was a girl-nays. name Re. It was an emerald cut ring for five and a half thousand. She said that we both ended up wanting different things. It was amicable. Yeah. She said she didn't want kids and he did and she didn't want to pop out a kid to keep him happy. To a random message on Facebook. I was like, fair enough.

Am I crazy? Who is paying $5,000 for a secondhand engagement ring on Facebook marketplace? Well, I mean, if the diamonds roll... What would I say? But how do you know the diamond's real as well? Well, you get it checked. Do you? I don't know.

Do you just go to their house? 5,000 is a lot of money. That's what I'm saying. It's a lot of money. And the last one, which was quite sad, was a girl named Georgia. I didn't write down what the ring was, but she said she put the broken engagement down to two people meeting at the wrong time. The sentimental memories of the ring almost made her not want to

sell the ring, but she thought it was best to sell it. Oh, right person, wrong time. Yeah. Oh. I know. Anyway, did you buy one? No, they're all too expensively. Yeah, yeah. Five and a half grand on Facebook Marketplace. Yeah, I don't know if I was going to take that risk. There is Brinclent.

Bree's wedding update is coming up after Birthday Banger. All I want to my birthday is the birthday banger. Here we go. Birthday banger time. If you knew here, you call us, tell us your birthday and we have special software in here that lets us figure out what was the number one song when you were 16 and then we'll play our favourite. It's Brian Clint patented software. No one else has this. Yep, they can't get it.

Everyone else is trying to get it. They're trying. Everyone's John On Ben, they want it so bad. So bad. My Morning crew. They're gagging for it. They have been knocking on our team. They're going to take us to court for it.

But over our dead body, my morning crew. They tried to jump us in the car park. Yeah, Fletch forun and Haley asked to borrow it. They're like, oh, we're family, we're family. And we were like, Nutt. He said, get out of here. Mm-hmm.

Jog on. It's locked in a safe. It's our software. But we'll use it for you, Danielle. Good evening. Hi, Danielle. Good evening. Hi.

How are you? Good, mate. How's your day being? Yeah, pretty good. Beautiful sunny morning. It was great, actually. Oh, lovely dear. Good start to the day.

How about you? In the country, are you? Oh, Auckland. Nice. Same. Yeah. What's the day to birth, Danielle? Oh, 12, 11 and,

and, 80s. The 80. 80-ish. 80-ish. 80-h, maybe. You were 16, Danielle, in 1998. And here's your birthday banger.

Danielle, you were scared of your age, but your birthday banger as a ripper. Is it F one? No. It's five. Five, five. It's different. Five will make you get down. Kind of hoping it would be something more like Destiny's Child or a bit more.

Oh, yeah. A bit more urban. It's good though. I think it's a good song. Wait there, Danielle. We're going to do... What's the song that goes, If you're getting down, baby?

There's five as well. A different song. Yeah, all of five songs are either about getting up or getting down. Because then they've also got that one that goes, Get on up. When you're down. And they join the two. Yes.

Genius. Let's do Scarlett's birthday banger. Hi, Scarlett. Hi, Scarlett. Hi. You're going to do Mum's birthday banger, are you? Yeah. Okay, great.

How old are you, Scarlet? I'm 13. Okay, well, can you call us back in three years? We'll do your birthday bang it. Yes. We'll still have the software. We'll be highly tied up in arbitration with the My Morning crew, but we'll still have control of the software.

Yeah. They're going to kill us. Don't you worry. Yeah, yeah. We aren't going to roll over and just give it to them, you know? Especially not to Jono and Ben. Poor Scarlett's like, can we get on with this? Hey, what's your mum's birthday, Scarlett?

30th, April, 1992. All right, that means you was 16 in 2008. and on your mum's 16th birthday, this was number one. Madonna. Oh, but Justin Timberlake was so cool. That's a good one, Scarlett, from Madonna and JT. What do you think about it? I love Justin Timberlake.

Yeah. Yeah, nice. Okay, hold there. We're going to do Kristen's birthday banger. Hi, Kristen. Hi, Kristen. How's it going? Whereabouts in the country are you calling from, Kristen?

I'm down in Invercarog. Invercarigal. How good. Is it bloody cold down there? Yeah, it's freezing. Oh, pet. Oh, bloody bet, Kristen. Hey, let's see if we can warm you up. What is your birthday?

Fourth of September 1996. All right, that means, Kristen, you were 16 in 2012. And on the 4th of September 2012, this was number one. If I know, Kristen. From Southland. That suits him to a tea. Do you like it, Kristen? It's Little Wings Mix.

Little Mix, Wicks, rather. Yeah, good, all right, would you? Oh, you like it? Yeah, nice, Kristen. Ah, good. Big fan. Up the stags. Up the stags.

Up the wards. Up the wards. Kristen, have you ever been to the jelly wrestling in Invercargol on Christmas Eve? No, I'm not. Oh, mate. I'm not going to be a way on Christmas. Oh, you're missing out. You're missing out.

I'm going to ask every person that calls up from Invercargle if they've been. You should. I'm going to vote for five. Yep. Me too. Danielle, congratulations. It's not Destiny's child, but it's still bloody good. You've won birthday banger.

Yay! Yeah! Get in, Danielle, get in. From the year 1998, here's Danielle's birthday banger. It's five on ZM. Or get up, rather, get up. ZM's Brinclint. That's the winner of birthday banger on ZDM with Brie and Clint from five from

1998. We've got to issue a Brean Clint apology. It's like once a month. Scarlett's mum. And Scarlett's mum. And, yeah, it was her mum's birthday. Scarlett's called up on her mum's bloody birthday. We didn't even ask her mum's name.

We didn't ask her mum's name. We didn't give her mum her birthday banger. We didn't say happy birthday. And you know who's fault this is? Claudia's. I agree. 100%. It's always her fault.

It actually is this time. You know Claudia that in this studio we can't do fractions. Yeah, fair. We don't know left and right. And we have no idea what the date is. You know what that's my biggest downfall is that I don't know what day it is. I don't know where we are. I don't know who you guys are.

We need to hire someone who knows the date. There's a position going in the Brie and Clint team for someone who knows what the date is. That's your sole job. If you have a calendar, you could be the next member of the Breanclint show. Yep. We will have to, for budget reasons,

we will have to replace an existing member. But we can work that out. Chircunot. Wait. No! I like it here. I'm going to miss you. I'm going to miss you too.

But I will know what the date is. So that's good. If you want to chip in, I can get her a nice scented candle on a card for going a late present. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not getting fired. Like a cheapy one. No, you're not getting fired.

What do we think? 20 bucks each? You're getting replaced. It's different. It's different. It's not on you. It's called being made redundant. Where do I go?

You're getting upgraded to someone who knows the date. Where do I go? Okay, hold on wait. What is the date today? Don't look at anything? No, I know it's the 30th. Oh, I'm pretty good. March?

Oh, no. I was about to rehire you. The position is now up on LinkedIn. Don't call us. If you want to apply, go apply. I'll reapply. Ask for some more money. Okay, you can reapply right now.

What's the date? 30th of April. What year? 26. Said with the question mark. We're going to shop around and see if there's a bit of candidates. Yeah, right. Their name's Brian Clint.

Podcast. Stop what you're doing. Pull over your car. Land your plane. Get out of your helicopter I don't know about that Lower your cherry picker Continue on doing what you need to do

Surfaced your submarine Rain in your horse This can be background fodder Lease your dog Because Bree has a wedding update for us Yeah it's been what How many months You went real cold on us

I did didn't I Wedding's just been going off In the background without us Which is so weird It's because I I proposed to my partner Sifyong The start of March

Yeah Yeah God I should know that I think it was the first of March You don't have Remember the proposal date Yeah, right. Some people do.

Yeah. Like I've got a friend, we've got a friend who celebrates the anniversary of their first date, the anniversary of their proposal and the anniversary of their wedding. No, it's just the wedding. Once you get married, it's just the wedding. Three anniversaries here, I agree.

Well, it's been a few months, and I do have a wedding update for you guys. Look. Have you sorted out the guest list? There's good news and there's bad news. What do you want first? Um, the bad, the bad news. Uh, no, good news.

No, you always start with the bad news. No, I've got a new philosophy. You go for the good news. Okay, good news. Because you could die directly after the good news. Such a good point. And you will have died without ever getting the good news. Well, too bad. I'm giving you the bad news first. The bad news is, is that the wedding has to be postponed.

Oh, I didn't know that we had a date. Yeah, me neither. Well, you never told us to that there was a date. Well, the plan. was next year married, to get married next year sometime. Oh my God, I know what's happening. Oh, I just figured it out.

What? Actually? The wedding has to be postponed. I just figured it out. Have you not figured it out yet? No. The good news is it's because Sophia's pregnant. What? The secret has been eating me up inside. Oh my God, Ella. So it's very

It's very good news. You're going to be a mum. Oh, my God. You're going to be a mum. Oh my God. Oh, my God. You are so screwed. Oh, that's such great news.

It's a secret that we've been keeping for a little while. But it's so exciting. And I wanted to tell you guys because I'm like, oh, Jesus. I was like, Sophia definitely has a belly now and she can't hide it anymore. And, you know, you know, Yeah, so she's 27 weeks pregnant.

Oh, my God. Yeah. What will the date be 27 weeks from now? Oh, God. It'll be 13 weeks? Oh, yeah, yeah, no, that's her baby's 13. What will the date be 13 weeks from now? Does it tell you?

It's time today's date of Thursday, April 30th, 2026. Is people excited in the office? 30th of July? Oh, she might even be further along then. Are you having a baby in July? Yeah. Are you having a baby in July? There's a baby coming in July.

Oh my God, I've got so many hand-me-downs for you. Oh, my God, please. I've got so much stuff that I've been trying to get out of the house. Oh, my God. This has been a really long time coming for my partner and I. It's been years and years. And there's been a number of years where we didn't think it would ever happen for us. Yeah.

So we're super excited. It still doesn't feel real, as weird as that sounds, even though suffice walking around and she needs a pregnancy pillow at night time. I've got so many stories for you guys that I haven't been able to tell you. Oh, my God, what's her craving? Yeah. Yeah. She claims she hasn't had any cravings, but I was making a bloody bread and butter

pudding at 10 o'clock at night, one night. And I said, you've never wanted a bread and butter pudding before in your life. Oh, that's such great news. Yeah, you shared with me, a wee while ago that you guys were on this journey. And you almost don't like to ask after that because obviously it's hard, it's hard for a lot of people,

it's hard for you guys for a whole lot of different reasons as well. And I just want to acknowledge, because I know this can be triggering for people, but this is your sign to keep going. If you want to. If you can. But yeah, it's something that we didn't think was going to happen

and it is and I'm going to be it. Sorry, we're just got to check in with our producer Ella. Ella, anything you'd like to say? Stop, and Ella, you're sending me. I'm so happy with you. Oh, my God. I'm not even putting this on. I'm just, yes, as you were saying, it's a journey, isn't it?

Yeah. It is. My goodness. And I just see you with Clint's kids and other kids around the office that come in, and you're going to be the best mom ever. Thank you, Ella. I'm a tie. He's going to be a grapper again.

Oh. Have you told Di? Yeah, no, my mother knows. No, she's telling us first. No, trust me, we told Mama Di. Thank you. Let's get her on the phone next and break the news to her. She's going to be so surprised.

This is how she wants to find out. Oh, well, this is happy news. This is very, very happy news. We are so lucky that you're sharing this with us. And, oh, my God, kids are such a blessing. You are so lucky. I feel like the luckiest person in the world. and I mean our baby's not even here yet.

Oh my God, we don't have to go and do that thing that our boss wants us to do anymore. We have the perfect excuse. We have a baby. To get out of jail for months. We're off the hook for the rest of the year. Yeah, guys, put your feet up. I mean, I can't put my feet up.

I'll be very busy. But yeah, anyway, thank you guys. Bree's having a baby. Holy crap. My God. It feels a bit more real now. ZM. If you missed the big news,

please let Bree share it with you one more time. My fiancé and I are going to have a baby. We're going to be mum. Sorry, I'm emotional. She's pregnant. Yeah, she's pregnant. Sophia is pregnant. She's quite pregnant too.

She's 27-ish weeks. So it's not too far away. I'm so happy for her too, for the same and different reasons. It's such a crazy. like thing. It's a very, it's the most natural thing in the world. But it's also the most crazy thing that will just turn your whole life upside down in the best way. It hasn't truly sunk in yet.

Which I'm sure it will once the baby's here. Yeah. But yeah, it's something that I've always, always knew in my heart that I was destined to be a mum. And I think I shut that part of myself off because I didn't know if it wasn't going to happen for me or not. And now that it's here, I'm kind of letting myself be excited and Sal is crying again. That, oy, that's why she was renovating the room during our week off. That's what I've just clicked on. That's what I just realized.

There's all the things I can tell you guys now. This is why Bree was DIYing that room on her Instagram story. It's a baby's room. Yeah. It is. It's a baby room. Amazing. Yeah. I hate, I hate.

keeping secrets from you guys. It's so hard. 27 weeks you revealed before. Obviously, we're not going to push you on any details, but someone said you'd know if it was a boy or girl by 27 weeks. You know these days at like early, like the nip test. Which is like 10 weeks. You don't have to say, have you found out?

We're not finding out. Yes. Keeping it a surprise. That's the best. We did that with both of our girls. We just thought as an adult, it's super rare. that you get a surprise true genuine surprises and we except for ella this afternoon i mean will you be honest where any of you surprised or did any of you knew no idea no i thought you were going to be

like uh brightsmaids i thought you were going to do it overseas and you're like bad news guys it's overseas you have to pay you're oh yeah yeah i had i had no idea as well um even all the time to be spent together you've kept a very good secret i tweaked the second that you said the wedding had to be delayed. I could see. And as soon as you said that, I was like, oh, no, I know what I know what I know. Yeah. I could see you going, oh, I can tell what's happening here. But the girls are like, what, what, what's happening? What's happening? What's this because of the war in Iran? Oh, I've got you. This year, I have surprised you guys with two beauties. Yes. I've got you both times. And you know what, you hit the big two in the same year as well. You're really,

you're really moving at a rapid pace here. Why not do it all at once? It's great for my social media KPI. I might get divorced at the end of this year. Stop. Stop. We're timelining here. Yeah.

So you proposed in March. Mm-hmm. Were you guys already pregnant? She was pregnant. Yeah. Yeah. And you know, you know. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I knew. What? And get this, get this. So you know how, I think it was Claudia, and a lot of people on the engagement photos commented on how, the bunda. On her dump truck, on her bunda. She got a great bunda.

Her booty, right? Did she get pregnant in the booty first? Yes. Yeah, right. And in all the right places, though. I never noticed it? Reverse pregnancy. She's already got a really perky bum,

but it just hit her in all the right places. And she's like, look at her bunda. And I was like, yeah, it's a baby buntlet. So were you going to propose? Or were you just, you didn't want to have a bastard? Nah, I was always going to propose. Yeah, right. It didn't.

To bring it forward. So in the eyes of the Lord, this baby's legitimate. Yeah, to be honest, we've been on this journey for four years now. Yes. And so it didn't matter. That part didn't matter to me. Like in terms of the engagement, I was always going to propose. I'm just joking.

Yeah. And if it was a bastard, we would love it the same. Hey, I don't know. Hey, it'd be a good bastard at least. Good bastard. This is my baby, good bastard. This baby's a girl. Yeah, we're not married.

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