ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 30th August 2021

Episode Date: August 30, 2021

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The ZM Podcast Network Hello everybody and welcome to the Brie and Clint Podcast. We're back. We have full sound effects. We have a full staff on deck. We have Brie. Here. Anastasia. Yo. Producer Ben. Yo.

Yo. Producer Anastasia. Yo. What's up today? Welcome back Ben. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah nah You guys gotta do a cool dude sign in Like you're a rapper okay Welcome to Brie and Clint Podcast

I'm your host DJ Clint Alongside me riding shotgun Is my girl Brie That's my hizzy my nizzy Oh god Yeah borderline My homegirl in the booth

Anastasia What's up family And last but not least The gangster My homegirl in the booth, Anastasia. What's up, family? Yeah. And last but not least, the gangster with the big pantsers. It's producer Ben. Oh, g'day, guys. Yeah, that was good shit, guys. Why did you make us do that?

Because one day... I hate you for it. One day you'll have kids and I can play it to them. Ben's back and we can finally wrap up the milk off. I've heard there's been a lot of controversy. It's gone too far. It's gone way too far. Yeah, I know. It went too far the day Anastasia made avocado milk, to be honest.

It's very controversial. Guys, I was trying to be inventive. We're not talking about your milk. We're talking about the controversy that has happened to us. Yeah, it surrounds it. Oh, there was a voting scandal. That's what we're talking about the controversy that has happened after. Yeah, it surrounds it. Oh, there was a voting scandal. That's what we were talking about. Not illegal voting, but very

dodgy. I mean, let's be real, if Jacinda did it, she would be absolutely ridiculed. I guarantee Jacinda voted for herself. Yeah. Good job, Jacinda. Anyway. I mean, you're not putting the other people

down, are you? Anyway. So it's not really the same voting system. I wasn't putting anyone down. Oh, piss off. You voted Brie down, literally. Anyway, votes are wiped, okay? And thank you for filling in, but Ella's vegan milk is also wiped.

Yeah, she's wiped. Because she's not here to vote, so she's wiped. So, Ben. Yes. We finally have your milk. This looks like a tuna milk or something it better not be a sausage milk after all those jokes about sausage milk you know what it's not a sausage oh thank god let's give it a sniff yeah give it a sniff you probably will get it quite quick okay it doesn't smell meaty that's good smells like like a cream kind of biscuit. Yeah.

You're going to drink this? Monte Carlo? Is it a Monte Carlo milk? Oh, that'd be nice. That would be nice. Or like a ginger milk. Oh, no, wafer. It's a wafer. Is it Tim Tam?

No. It's not dark enough for Tim Tam, eh? Would you like a clue? I don't like the stuff on the top. No, we'll taste it. Yeah, that's true. Okay, let's taste it first. Let's taste it.

Bon appetit, everybody. Oh, that's yum. Holy hell, it's true. Okay, let's taste it. Let's taste it. Bon appetit, everybody. Oh, that's yum. Holy hell, it's sweet. What is that? Oh my God, that's the most delicious thing I've ever done. Wait, I didn't see Ben drink it. Oh, yeah, I had a big one. Oh my God, that is genuinely the most delicious thing ever.

You've won. I don't care about voting. It's a biscuit. Is it a biscuit? There is biscuits in it, yeah. So the rules were you had to use what was in your pantry already. Yeah. Is that a biscuit?

There is biscuit in that, yes, correct. A cream biscuit. No. Orange. It's something orange. I baked something and then turned it into a milk. Oh, my God. Okay, what did you bake?

I baked lolly cake. Oh, that's what it is. It's the kiwi milk. It is some lockdown baking. And you used a bit of it for the milk. It's the most really good sweetness. So you put a full piece of lolly cake in the blender? No, I used a chunk of it and I put it in a little milk tray this morning

and let it soak into that milk, mixed all that, and then put it in a blender this afternoon. I feel like you work for that ice cream shop, Duck Island. That's how much goes into their ice cream flavors. Yeah. Okay. Okay, it's time to vote. We have, there's four milks.

Breeze. Yeah. Mint chocolate chip. Very good. Biscuit milk. Yeah. That was good. Anastasia's avocado nut milk.

My peanut butter milk. Yes. And Ben's. And Ben's. L avocado nut milk, my peanut butter milk. Yes. And Ben's. And Ben's. Lolly cake milk. Lolly cake milk. You have first place, which gets three points. You have a second point.

Are you allowed to vote for yourself? Yeah, you're allowed to. Oh, no. Nah, that's, yeah. Yeah, let's make it that you're not allowed to vote for yourself. So you have three to allocate. A three, a two, and a one. Okay.

I'll keep score. All right. Do you want me to go first? No, hang on. Ben, Anast, and a one. Okay. I'll keep score. All right. Do you want me to go first? No, hang on. Ben, Anastasia, Brie, and Clint. Okay. Can I have that red pen? Mm-hmm.

Okay. Ben, you can vote first. First place for me. So this person gets three points? Yeah. Okay, yeah. It was Brie. Brie.

It was tasty. Can't vote for yourself. Yeah. Second place, Clint with the peanut butter. Yes was Brie. Brie. It was tasty. Can't vote for yourself. Yeah. Second place, Clint with the peanut butter. Yes, I'm on the board. I'm sorry, mate. Yeah.

It's all right. I like peanut butter. Whether ever or not. Brie, would you like to vote second or last? Oh, I can vote now. Okay. I'm going to say Ben gets my three, Clint gets my two, Anastasia gets one. I'm noticing a trend.

Oh, yeah, just. Clint, what about you? See, now I have the ability to go strategic and give Anastasia my three. Because I'm actually in the game here. Weirdly, I'm in the lead. What? What? How? Ben has three.

Bree has three I have four Well there's still two people to vote though Yeah I know Oh because we voted Yeah Right So I could go strategic

And give Three to Anastasia Which would put her in the lead Or I could vote I could vote fairly I could vote fairly No it's up to you

You decide what you want to do I have to give First place Oh hurry up Sounds like Fortnite What is this X Factor To Ben

Thank you I'm really Oh no but I really enjoyed Breeze 2. Oh, it was so long ago. It was the first one. Fuck. Yeah, that does hurt me a little bit. Yeah, being so far away.

Remind me of what yours tasted like. Mine was like a good kind of mix of not as sweet, but also enjoyable. It had those like chocolatey bits to it. I remember yours being quite sweet. Ben's quite intense. It's quite sweet. I really like yours, though. Yours is definitely sweeter than hers. Hard to know, it was so long

ago. It felt like I could feel the sugar on my teeth. But delicious. He went to so much effort. Yeah, I mean I baked that. He responded the brief well too. I mean, did he bake it for this particular reason is another question. Yeah, of course I did. You did?

Oh, the milk or the actual lolly cake. No, the lolly cake's for the flat. I just took some. Oh, okay. I have to take... I have to take... This is so nice. I have to take politics out of it and just vote on what I'm enjoying right now.

And for that reason, I'm going to give Ben three votes. Thanks, mate. And I'm going to get all the ticks out of it and just vote on what I'm enjoying right now. And for that reason, I'm going to give Ben three votes. Thanks, mate. And I'm going to give Bree two votes. And I'll give Anastasia one vote. Thanks, bro. Appreciate it. Just on the, just on, just you're up against lolly cake and. Hey, there's nothing wrong with that, mate.

And here we are again with Anastasia. How did she end up with the decider again? I didn't think of it. Here we are. Can we have a points return? No, no, don't give her a points thing. No. Don't give her that because remember what happened last time.

Guys, it's an honest winner for me. My favourite slice in the world is lolly cake. Number one goes to Bin. Yeah. Bin, don't stop the music now, man. Sorry. Number two goes to Brie And number three goes to Clint

Oh, so now you're putting mine above Clint's It all comes out I don't know So I want this to be over I'm sure a lot of podcast listeners Are thinking the same thing It's tight

No, they don't This is tight This is some Survivor shit, okay? Pretend I'm Matt Chisholm from Survivor and Celebrity Treasure Island. And you could be Brie. In last place,

with three points, producer Anastasia's Avocado Nut Milk. Yeah, fair enough. God loves a try. In third place, with five points, it's Clint's peanut butter shit fight.

Mine was terrible, by the way. Anastasia's been done dirty, but you deserved it for last time. Your milk was better than mine. Yeah, and to be honest, I feel like I liked Anastasia's more, but karma's a bitch. It's come down to one point. One of the milks has seven points. One of the milks has seven points. One of the milks has eight points.

Is it that close? Yes. I thought Ben would have won by heaps. And the winner of the Great Milk Off 2021, the first one, we're going to do another one of these. No, we're not. Producer Ben. Congrats, buddy. Producer Ben. Oh, congrats,

buddy, bro. Bloody hell. Always the bride's paid, never the bride. Could be worse, you could be Anastasia. Ben, just sorry, I keep forgetting we have an international audience.

Do you want to just give a quick explanation of what lolly cake is? Lolly cake is... Because you don't have lolly cake in Australia, do you? Nah, never seen that before. But how good is it? It's good, yeah.

Yeah, so it's a little... I don't even know what you'd call it. A biscuit? Yeah, cake probably. It's probably cake. Dense cake. It literally is like a lighter version of Rocky Road. Yeah.

It kind of looks like Rocky Road. But it's coconutty. So I took no coconut out of it because I knew that wouldn't go well in a blender. That's true. But it's just malt biscuit, like a plain malty biscuit, crushed up. You really did have a lot of time in lockdown isolation. I did nothing. Malt plain biscuits crushed up.

Wait, has this milk been COVID tested? Well, I have. Well, we'll take it. The flat's clear. Yeah, the flat's clear Yeah the flat's clear The flat's clear Anyway and then Some little lollies

Crushed up in some Condensed milk Yeah right This has been productive guys I finished mine I'm so glad Yeah me too I regret coming up

With this concept Why? Because I feel like The podcast listeners Have been like Oh not this Milk show What about all the Milk feedback we've been getting?

Yeah. What milk feedback? Oh, yeah, there hasn't been any. It hasn't been our most engaging. It hasn't been much, has it? It's all right. I was like, did I miss it? Hey, this one's for us, okay?

That was fun. It was fun. Enjoy the podcast, everybody. And just for old time's sake, Brie, dolphin. Anastasia, water. Bree, dolphin. Anastasia, water. See you guys.

Hey Google, what's the time? It's 3pm, give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey Siri, when are Bree and Clint on? Bree and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. G'day everybody, Brie and Clint.

Happy Monday. Happy cases going down day. Yeah, how good about that, right? How good? We've been waiting for it for over 2 weeks nearly. When it went to 80 something on Saturday, I just about threw my toys. I was like, oh what the bloody hell is going

on? Yeah, I've just been watching to see that first day and it went down by quite a lot. Yeah, it's dropped. It was 80 something on Saturday, 80 something on Sunday and then today, 53. Isn't it funny how times change? A week and a half ago, if you told me that we'd have 53 COVID-19

cases in 24 hours and we'd be happy about it, I'd be like, get off the grass. To be honest. As long as we're going backwards. I was stoked when we had 80. If you look at Sydney, we're having over 1,000. Well, that's the other way it can go, right? Because, and not saying that I'm stoked that we've got that many,

but we are doing the right thing. And to get that number today just shows that it's working. You need that little bit of motivation. You have working. You need that little bit of motivation. You have to. You need that little bit of, little glimmer of hope. Yeah. And I think that does that today. So there'll be that big announcement at four o'clock

about the level change for everyone except Auckland. But Auckland as it makes you go, oh yeah, okay, cool. It's working. We are doing this for a reason. Okay, sweet. Hold on. Yeah, it's like, you know, all I can like pretty much match it to is an Olympian.

Like we're doing such hard work now. Yeah. Like we're every day, all day, every day, we're working towards one thing. Yeah. And then hopefully we get the gold medal. We just shaved 30 microseconds off our PB. That's exactly what it is.

We're in that pool and we are swimming every day. We will get you the update as soon as it comes out about the level changes though. Sounds like it's going to be exactly what they talked about last week though. And we'll, are we still doing Free Guy this week? Free Guy is still happening? We're still going to pay your bills at 5 o'clock this afternoon with free ride if you've got a bill that needs

paying. Oh yeah, glad to get that on board this afternoon. Also I'm next on the show, Tradie vs Lady, $50 all thanks to KFC. Up for grabs if you want to play. 0800 dial ZM right now. Yeah. Questions, trivia,

and 50 bucks cash. Have you written some questions? Most of them, yeah. Okay, good. At least one of us has. We'll do it next. 0800 dial ZM, Bree and Clint.

Bree and Clint. Tradie versus Lady. Bree and Clint. Tradie versus Lady. Bree and Clint. Tradie versus Lady. Right. A very, very tight match so far. The Lady's sitting at 70 wins for the year. The Tradie's 69.

Nice. Our lady today is 23 years old. She's from Tumulky, Makoto, Auckland, and she's a full-time horse groomer slash rider. Welcome to the show, Brooke. Very cool, Brooke. My favourite videos on Facebook at the moment are where they cut the horse's

hooves. They're pretty cool. Do you do that? No, I'm not a fairy but I do hold the horse as well. The fairy does that. Very cool. Can you groom a horse in level four? Well, we have to keep taking care of them, so they still need feeding and exercising. You're an essential service. Okay, very good. You're taking on our tradie today. He's from Tamuka. He's 34 years old, and he

loves playing darts. Welcome to the show, Eamon. Hello. What is it? 480. 180, I think. 180. You were thinking of 420. No, 420. Somewhat related. Somewhat, yeah. Okay, Eamon, your buzzer is tradie.

Brooke, your buzzer is lady. First to three correct answers wins 50 bucks cash. Thanks to KFC. Good luck, everybody. Here we go. Question number one. How do you spell pandemic? Tradie. Lady. Here we go. Question number one. How do you spell pandemic?

Tradie. Eamon in just there. P-A-N-D-E-M-I-C. That is correct. Nice work. One to the tradies. Question number two. Last lockdown in level four,

we were all binge watching the Netflix series The Tiger King. What was The Tiger King's name? Lady. Yes, Brooke. Joe Exotic. That is correct. Joe Exotic. Obviously not his birth name. No, but how good if it was.

I know. Question number three. We're one apiece so far. One of the stars of lockdown is Hilary Barry. Her formal Fridays and baking tips are an internet sensation. What TV channel does Hilary work for? Lady. Lady. Yes, Amon.

TV3. Ooh. She used to, but that was about five years ago. Do you want to have a guess, Brock? TV1. That is correct. TVNZ. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies.

Question number four. Can you tell me who sings this song? Yes, Amon. Dave Dobbin. That is Dave Dobbin. We're about to revoke some citizenship there if no one could get that one. Alright guys, we are two.

You are Irish, but how do you escape guys, we are two. I'm Irish. Yeah, well, you are Irish, but, you know, how do you escape Dave Dobbin, right? I'm sure he's big in Ireland. Two questions each. We're at the tiebreak. Here comes question number five. The White Lotus is one of the most talked about TV shows in New Zealand right now. What streaming platform would you find it on?

Lady. Oh, Brooke. Is it on Netflix? Not on Netflix. Oh, no. Come on, you want it on? Lady. Oh, Brooke. Is it on Netflix? Not on Netflix. Oh, no. Eamon, you want to guess? You want to guess neon? He's done it. Well done, Eamon.

We're sending 50 bucks cash your way for winning Tradiverse Lady. Thank you very much. You're very welcome, guys. I hope he sorted out that big messy breakup with his ex. And he wrote that song about. Man, that is an old reference. Vaccinations.

It's the thing to do right now. Oh yeah, it's on trend. It's definitely on trend. Super on trend this season. If you want to be extra cool, it's on fleek. Getting vaccinated is on fleek. And it's on point. It's on one. be extra cool, it's on fleek. Getting vaccinated is on fleek and it's on point. It's on one. Literally. Yeah, it's literally

on point. There's a new way to vaccinate people being rolled out in the UK and I'm wondering if we need to do this here in New Zealand. The Reddings and Leeds Festival, it's a huge festival. I think it's two festivals. Sounds like it's two festivals. Huge festivals in the UK. This weekend, we'll be offering COVID-19 vaccinations at the festival. I think it's two festivals. Sounds like it's two festivals. Huge festivals in the UK. This weekend

we'll be offering COVID-19 vaccinations at the festival. Oh, that's smart. So you can go, you can get your doof on, you can have a good time and then while you're there, just while you're there, just don't jump in the tent and give yourself jabs.

Jab me! You're vaping. You're covered in glitter. You got your flower crown on. And you get vaccinated for COVID-19. Good idea, right? When you said they were dishing out a different way to vaccinate people, I thought you were going to say something else.

Like what? Like something to do with a different... What? ...kind of way. Yeah, that is a different way, in a festival. No, I was going to say like some different form of... Oh, you mean like put it in the stuff? Yeah.

Well, that'd be another way of doing it too, but unfortunately you'd have to get the dealers involved. Right, right. I thought a good idea, and getting young people vaccinated in New Zealand is the big challenge, so what if they vaccinated people at Rhythm and Vines this New Year's? Good idea. Would you get vaccinated?

Absolutely. Anastasia's actually already got her four-day ticket to Rhythm and Vines. Are you vaccinated yet, Anastasia? No, no, I'm not. She's too young. Yeah, no, I'm too young. Yeah, you're too young now. Yeah.

But in December, when the windows open, would you get jabbed at the festival? On the way in, just you get jabbed at the festival? Yeah, on the way in, just get a quick jab. I mean, look, I want to point out maybe one problem. I'm going to say, like, when you're at a three-day festival, are you at your peak health? Well, this is a good point. I'm going to say no.

And this is what I wanted to raise. You definitely want to get it done on the first day. The first day is the best day to get it done. But then even then, the vaccine's going to be fighting hard against all the alcohol in your system. They will not be immunising anyone under the influence of alcohol or drugs, which really narrows the pool of participants at a festival. It does narrow it down. Maybe they can do all the people that are working there.

Also, there's a high chance people will forget that they'd been vaccinated the day before. And then they'll go, on the next day, they'll go, I better go and get vaccinated. Can you imagine sitting down and being like, how many drinks have you had? And you're like, I had no drinks. Put a needle in my arm.

I had none. And then you have to walk the line to get your vaccination. Yeah. Maybe it'll work. Maybe it won't. Maybe it's not as good as I thought. Sorry, you're too drunk to vaccinate. Not in those shoes. Bree and Clint.

Have you ever heard of a wedding RSVP bill? No. What? A bill? Yeah. What? So you go to the wedding and then they send you the bill for what you ate afterwards? No. So there's this couple that's doing the rounds on the internet where they've sent two of their

guests who RSVP'd that they were coming to the wedding. Yes. Yes. They said, yep, we're coming. Then they never showed up. Right. And the bride and groom thought, no, that's not cool. We're going to send you a bill for how much you made us pay for your

sitting at the table. Ooh, controversial. Ooh. But, but, I mean, I'm not, I'm not, oof. I think the married couple here are probably on the right. If you are SVP to someone's wedding and then you don't show up, that's just a dick move. You're the jerk.

You're the jerk. In my opinion. Because, and the reason why I say that is because this couple, apparently they said they asked four times to confirm that you're definitely coming and they said yes every time. Wow. They said yes every time. So they had four opportunities to say they weren't going to make it. Yep.

And then they just never heard anything from them. So it's not like even on the day or the day before they were like, something horrible's happened. Things happen and people can't make it. And that's fair enough. Yeah, but you've got to say something. But they didn't even say anything and the bride and groom are like, no, you can pay us the $240 that your two table settings cost us.

Because you know what? It's not even about the money for a lot of people. It's about the fact that the spots are limited. You can only afford to invite so many people to your wedding and they use two of their spots on you. If you weren't coming, that's totally fine. They could have used those spots on other family members or friends or people they wanted to influence.

Yeah, absolutely. I think it's so rude that you can't even go out of your way that even if something has happened to even just message them and be like, hey, you know, we can't come. Yeah, I'm looking at it now. Wedding reception, dinner, no show, unit price, $120, quantity two, total $240. This is genius.

I really bet this. I think they should pay it. I think it's good. I think they should pay. If they want to maintain their friendship, they should definitely pay it. They should pay it with interest and an apology. I don't know with how viral this story has gone

if there's going to be a friendship afterwards. Do you think so? Yeah. Would you find it funny? No. Who? If I was the one getting the bill? The person that didn't go, yeah.

No, but it's not my problem as the wedding thrower if you find it funny or not. Yeah, you disrespected the wedding. What would you think if you were the person that didn't turn up and you didn't tell them that you weren't coming? Yeah. And you got that bill? Would you think that's real pass-ag?

No, it's not passive-aggressive, it's aggressive. It's just straight-up aggressive. It's straight-up aggressive, yeah. Brian Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, a lot of people talking about this, including here in New Zealand, as it was in one of the top ten movies people were watching over the weekend. It's Addison Rae, TikTok Sensation's new movie, He's All That. Yeah, it's now finally on Netflix.

Just like you said, it's actually one of the most watched Netflix films over the weekend. Mixed reviews, getting mixed reviews. You know, I think the young... It's been nice. To put it nicely. That's putting it nicely. But it's got a lot of views.

So that's either because people like it, the young kids really like it, or because she has 80 million TikTok followers and just 10% of those decided to tune in. I don't know. Look, is she an actress? The best parts of the film is when she's singing and dancing. She's very, very natural and comfortable in that space. So maybe, you know, maybe, yeah, maybe she's a tough-ass film.

Yeah, and she's not a trained actress. So hopefully they did her a solid. I haven't watched it yet. Hopefully they wrote in a couple of scenes where her character filmed some TikToks. It's quite a few. It's actually a lot centered around her character is a social media star,

and it's a lot centered around that. I watched it over the weekend because I love the original movie, which a lot of people would have seen. She's all that. Which is also in the top 10 most watched movies over the weekend because I love the original movie, which a lot of people would have seen. She's all that. Which is also in the top ten most watched movies in New Zealand over the weekend. So obviously people are watching both.

Look, I thought she did a pretty good job in terms of her acting. I thought she was not too bad considering she is not a trained actress, although it was one of the most corny, like just real, a bit cringe in some scenes, which I don't think is her. Was she done dirty on the scripts? I feel like. I feel like they just went really cookie cutter, kind of teeny bopper style, whereas the original film, although very much like that,

was a little bit more for adults, I think. Yeah, there you go. But, I mean, smart, getting someone with 80 million followers to do a movie. Absolutely. One thing I will say about Addison Ray, I didn't know all that much about her because I haven't seen much of her TikTok, but I love that she is a great representation of a natural woman. She's definitely not stick thin

and I love that she is a great, I think, role model for young kids. Totally. Yeah. Yeah, there you go. Is it on your to-watch list, Dean? I will watch it.

I didn't get a chance to watch it over the weekend. I was catching up on RuPaul's Drag Race. Yeah, there you go. Priorities, man, priorities. Me too. Also, another top ten of the most watched things in New Zealand this weekend. That's the latest with our Hollywood correspondent,

Dean McCarthy, live out of Los Angeles. If you missed it last week, we spoke to a man called Jack Nichol, who has been writing raunchy fiction about the team leading New Zealand through the COVID-19 crisis. It's such a weird read because obviously we know them as who they are,

but this does not depict them in that way at all. Weird read because obviously we know them as who they are, but this does not depict them in that way at all. Without naming names, it centres around a powerful female leader and her staff, I guess. That she seems to have quite the attraction to. The one and only Moses Mackay from Sole Mio is your narrator. The Prime Minister today is played by Brie Thomasel and the Minister of Spreading Legs and COVID-19 Response, Chris Hipkins, is played by none other than Producer Ben. Please, everybody, enjoy Episode 3

of Blooming Desires. Episode 2. Jacinda walked the corridors of power back towards her office, breathing deeply, trying to calm herself. She had important work to do. She checked her schedule. Next up was a budget meeting with the Minister of Finance. Good.

Nothing like spreadsheets to draw a girl's loins. As she walked, she looked up and almost gasped. Walking, no, strutting towards her was Chris Hipkins, the steamy, sexual bad boy of Cabinett. He looked angry, but then he always looked angry. If there are two things I don't need in my life, one is more sexual tension and the other is plastic bags in supermarkets. She thought as she locked her eyes with Chris.

Sexual charisma rippled off him like corrugated iron, hard, strong. And he probably made a sound like thunder if you wobbled him the right way. His impossibly perfect writ here, as fiery as his no-nonsense demands. She didn't know how to handle him, but she wanted to handle him. Prime Minister. He snarled. Hello?

Jacinda, be cool. She panicked. Hey, good job at the press conference. He grunted as he breezed past her. He smelt like cigarettes. The bad boy Minister of Health had been smoking out the back of the beehive. Thank you, Minister. He smirked and walked towards the press conference. He'd be handing questions today. Jacinda straightened her elegant panty suit and took

a deep breath. This was going to be a long lockdown. It takes me to a different place. Doesn't it just? Yeah. That is Blooming Desires Episode 2 written by Jack Nichol

and the guy is not stopping. If you want to find him on Instagram, he's now released three full chapters of this novel, which means to me that he's written an entire book. Like, it must be a book ready to go. You can find him on Instagram, Jack M. Nichol, if you want to go and read it. Bree and Clint. All right.

Look, there's not much to do in lockdown. We're getting pretty bored, and I thought we could prank my mum. Great idea. Because it's always a good time. Yeah. Makes people people happy i think she enjoys it deep down she loves it she loves it uh so the story is there's this actual service and this is a real thing and it's called google wing and essentially it's a um a drone service where they can deliver you anything from hot chicken to coffees to other bits and pieces. It's what I wish we had here in New Zealand when Hamilton goes to level three and KFC opens

and we're in Auckland at level four. Drone up a bucket of chicken. Perfect. You know how good would that be? That's what they can do. Anyway, this is a real thing and they're actually available in certain towns in Australia right now.

Right. Stanthorpe, where my parents live, isn't one of them. But my mum doesn't know that. She doesn't know that. So let's call my mum and tell her that we've got a drone delivery on the way. Hello? G'day, Mum. Oh, hi, Brianna.

How are you going? Good. Look, Clint and I have got a big surprise for you. Oh, really? Yeah. I'm never surprised at the moment. We've had one of those days. Well, it's a special treat just for you.

Now that you've said that, it's more from Bree than me, but yeah, it's a surprise for sure. Yep, I organise this. I'm pretty excited about it. I don't know if you've heard about the drone service called Google Wing Mum. No, no, I haven't. So essentially, there's this service, this is a real thing and they deliver anything from hot chicken to coffees to pharmacy items, anything like that, and they pick it up at their office and then they drone fly it out to your house.

Oh, really? And what's your favourite thing in the whole world, Mum, in the morning? I don't know. What? A hot coffee. Oh, not that. Yeah, of course it is. Jeez, we can't drone.

Jeez, we can't fly Big Steven on a drone, Mum and Dad. No, he's too big. He's too big. It's a hot coffee. We know that. Oh, really? Yeah. Do I have to go outside?

And what would you say if I said to you, you need to go outside right now. The drone is on its way. It's about to touch down at your property any minute. Are you kidding me? I'm not shitting you. This is so cool too. No, I don't believe this. No, it's brand new.

And because it's never been done before, we've got Big Steve to video it. Yes. So that we can see it too. Because we can't get it here in New Zealand. So we want to see how cool it is. Also, we're getting paid from them. I'm happy about him videoing it because I've got my workout gear on. It's not good from the back.

Well, that's good. Well, follow me from the front. We don't know where the drone's going to land, so whereabouts are you right now? I'm going into the walkway between the garage. Oh, yep, nice. And the house. They said.

Oh, I can hear something. Wait, we can hear it too. We can hear it. It must be close. Quick. Where is it? What direction are you looking at? We can see it on the app.

It says it's just above the house. What direction are you looking in? Okay, mum. It's moving. It's moving towards the shed. You need to go up behind the shed, but you need to go quick because it's moving. It's moving towards the shed. You need to go up behind the shed, but you need to go quick because it's going to drop and fall on the ground, so you need to catch it.

So run. Run. No. Which shed? The shed with the cars in it, with the dats in it. Run. Quick, it's lowering. It's coming down.

Are you looking up? It's not good, Clint. down. Are you looking up? It's not good, Clint. I'm running and looking up. It's not good. Be careful. Be careful. Mum, do you have a bra on? Let's hope so.

Shut up, Brianna. The Jones is... No, wait, wait. I want a coffee. Where are you? Oh, it's gone the other way. It's gone to that big tree out the front now. The wind's taking it.

Are you kidding me? Hang on. We can activate voice tracking. I've just switched it on. Can you say, come over here, drone. I'm over here. Over here, droney. Come on.

I want that coffee. Hold on. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It's gone in the tree. It's in the tree. No, is that the big tree? Oh, it's falling.

It's falling. The coffee. It's, oh, no. Oh, no. We're about to use. I'm at the big tree. Oh, no way. They're only delivering in Logan and Canberra.

That was all just a ruse. Oh, Jesus. Then who did we... Are you kidding me? Then who did we send the coffee to? I just pictured my mum and dad running around the property. My dad's filming my mum and my mum yelling in the air, come over here.

Lock mum and I, we apologise. We're in lockdown. We needed a laugh. All you need to know is that Big Steve was in on the gag, so he owes you a real coffee, okay? No, is there going to be drones coming? No.

No, there's no drone coming, no. No. Bye, mum. Love you. Oh, look, you've got no idea how much that made my dad. Kia ora, I'm Jane Yee. I'm Alex Casey.

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it is what it is. And what it is, is the RealPod. Brought to you by the Spinoff Podcast Network and available wherever you get your pods. Here's a question for the whole team. Do you want to help the environment? Yes. Is that something you're keen on? Well, I do. I don't know about the others. I can't question for the whole team. Do you want to help the environment? Yes. Is that something you're keen on? Well, I do.

Okay. I don't know about the others. I can't speak for the others. You guys are using the family cloth at your house now, aren't you? Yeah, we've moved to reusable toilet paper. Yeah. So gross. It's nice, actually.

Is it? Yeah, we've got a... You're all wearing nappies, not just the babies. Yeah. Yeah. So, works. Reusables. Works.

Well, there's an article out today which talks about a different way that I've never heard of that you can help save the environment. Okay. Now, everyone in here, we would all agree that we all stream a lot of series and movies, right? Yes. We all do that. Yeah.

Producer Anastasia, Producer Ben, streaming a lot of stuff. Big fans. Big fans. Yeah. Excellent. Well. Oh, wait. Does illegally downloading count? It counts. Thanks for your neon account, Bray. I really appreciate that.

It's been good. It's been great. You're welcome. Did I give that to you? I'm Mama Di's profile. Are you Mama Di on neon? Yeah. You arsehole. Can't afford all of them. Anyway, there's this article that talks about how certain television

produces certain carbon emissions. Okay. This is for real. And they're saying how certain TV shows, this article focuses on TV shows, emits more carbon than others. In the filming of them? No. Is that what it is?

They're saying in the watching of them. Really? Because of how long certain series are they obviously oh they use more power oh and they and they've done this massive study okay i see um to pretty much show which are the worst tv shows for it okay this is for real i'm not being i'm not being facetious okay if we want to save the environment what should we not be watching okay coming in at number four uh one of the worst shows you Okay, if we want to save the environment, what should we not be watching? Okay, coming in at number four, one of the worst shows you can watch

if you want to save the environment is Modern Family. Really? Yeah, because of how long it is. Oh, if you were to watch the entire box set. Is that what it's coming from? Yeah, so how long it takes you. Those are only 24-minute episodes.

Okay, all right. How long? I mean, because of how many seasons? We'll finish with Modern Family. That's fine. Yeah, we'll save the planet by not watching Modern Family. Got it. Honourable mention that came after fourth, I think I'll just say as well,

was Friends, Shameless, Sons of Anarchy, How I Met Your Mother, American Horror Story, and Orange is the New Black came in at 10th. Right. But let's get into, you know, third, second, and first. Okay, these are the TV shows that are destroying the planet. These are the ones you really, really need to steer clear of. And I think I'll go with what came in second first. Okay.

The shows that you definitely should be steering clear of if you want to save the planet. It's the 2000s classic Gilmore Girls. Ah. Which, if you watch from start to finish, will run for about 155 hours. It's a lot of your time to commit to those girls. It is a lot. A lot of your time. Does that include the remake?

No. Not including the remake? No, it doesn't include. Right, okay, yeah. Coming in at number one, I just wanted to bypass number three for good reason. Right. But coming in at number one, the shows you should avoid if you want to save the environment is The Vampire Diaries. Right. But coming in at number one, the shows you should avoid if you want to save the environment

is The Vampire Diaries. Right. I've got absolutely no plan to watch Vampire Diaries. Well, good, because it'll take you a staggering 171 hours to complete. Yeah. And as a result, it creates 6,156 grams of CO2.

Wow. To watch that. Number three was RuPaul's Drag Race, wasn't it? Absolutely not. And this is dead set serious. It was the Big Bang Theory. Oh. Why don't you put that at the top of the list then

if you hate that show so much? Just fudge the data. I didn't want to fudge the data, but seriously, don't watch that show. Save the environment. Seems like a weird list to me, to be honest. It's food-based songs, a song to lift the mood of the nation. Do you have one?

And do you want to be our impartial judge this afternoon? Oh, $800, and then we can slot you in straight away. Food themes, do you want to hear the best of the best so far? Yeah, let's do it. Peanut butter jelly did come in. I've been mowing peanut butter in this lockdown. Me too. I'm making some peanut butter fudge tomorrow.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Let me get a... Oh, yeah. Are we going to the candy shop? Oh, great suggestion. Yes, great suggestion.

Although, is this about food? Are any of them about food? It's a great point, Clinton Roberts. What about Los Del Rios and the Ketchup Song? Do you remember the dance? Vaguely. Sorry, it's not Los Del Rios, it's Los Ketchup. Who sings this song? How could I forget? Cake by the dance? Vaguely. Sorry, it's not Los Del Rios. It's Los Ketchup. Who sings this song?

How could I forget? Cake by the Ocean. Oh, this was a massive hit. Yeah. The Jonas Brother that's not Nick. Joe. Joe. Yeah.

The Jonas Brother that's not Kevin. Oh, Kevin. I was like, what's the other one's name? Kevin. He's my favourite. Me too. Milkshake. Banger.

Lollipop. Banger. That is the clean version. Or fruit salads. Salad. Yummy, yummy. Fruit salad. Yummy, yummy. Fruit salad. Yummy, yummy.

Hang on. One of those is your food-based morale boosting request today. Dan is here. Hi, Dan. G'day, Dan. Hey, how's it going? You qualified to vote? You've been eating your butt off during lockdown like the rest of us?

Oh, I'm actually an essential worker, so I've actually been milking cows while everyone else has been chilling out, but that's no worries of mine. Yeah, perfect. Okay. Wait, is this the Dan that's on TikTok? No, no, no. Different Dan.

Yep. We've got a few cow farmers that are on TikTok that call the show all the time. There's more than one Dan in New Zealand, Brie, okay? I've been on the show before, that's for sure. Yeah, right. Okay. It could be you. We've got to pick this, okay?

Let's go through them. Galantis. Yeah, nah. Nah. Nah, okay, right. Okay. It could be you. We've got to pick this, okay? Let's go through them. Galantis. Yeah, nah. Nah. Nah, okay, okay. Right, Dan. Dan's a bit nah. A decisive man.

Candy Shop. Yeah. Yeah, keep that in. I agree. Yeah, okay, cool. Ketchup Song. That's definitely a banger. Yeah.

I think so too, Dan. It's got a vibe. Cake by the Ocean. Great song, but it's out of sync. Yeah, it's a good banger, but it's not quite up there. Yeah, I agree. It's out. It's gone.

Okay, Milkshake. Oh, 100%. Dairy Farmer has to have Milkshake in there. Lollipop. Oh, 100%. All right, and we're not doing fruit salad by the Wiggles. We don't have the full song. We don't have the full song.

Okay, that's out of four. Cast your vote, everybody. I'm going to say three, two, one. You say the one you think. I can't even remember what's in it. Candy shop, ketchup song, milkshake or lollipop. Are you ready? Everybody together.

Three, two, candy shop, ketchup song, milkshake, lollipop. Three, two, one. Ketchup, hold on. Two, candy shop, ketchup song, milkshake, lollipop. Oh, I really don't know. Three, two, one. Ketchup. Lollipop. Candy shop. Damn it. Ooh.

Okay, milkshake's gone. Okay, now we all re-vote. Okay, three. Hold on, wait. Let me think about it. What's still in? Ketchup song, candy shop, lollipop. Okay.

Three, two, one. Lollipop. Candy shop. Ketchupipop. Okay. Three, two, one. Lollipop. Candy shop. Damn it. Okay, everyone change your vote. Everybody has to change their vote. Okay. Three, two, one.

Candy shop. Lollipop. Lollipop. Oh, there we go. That's happy. It's the one Dan voted for in the first place. Exactly, yeah. Nice work, Dan.

I'm happy over there. I'm more than happy. Nice work. Dan in the cow sheds, thank you very much for being our impartial judge today. Here is your morale boosting request, New Zealand. From Lil Wayne, it's lollipop on ZM. All right, it's time to play Fight of the Heights. It's the Fight of the Heights. And to their toes, too high or too low, they're short and they're stout, they're up and they're down.

It's the fight of the height. A simple game where you and I, Clint, go head-to-head to try and guess how tall celebrities are or how short they are. Quite enjoy this game. We play in teams. Mark's here first. Mark, are you on Team Bree or Team Clint? Team Clint. Got it.

The boys will stick together. Yes. Perfect, Brittany. I will be playing for you. Yay! All right. So if you win Clint, then Mark gets the KFC 50 chicken dollars, and if I win, Brittany gets it.

We're playing in feet, not centimetres, right? That's correct. Okay, you guys sit back and enjoy the ride. We'll try and win this money for you. Patricia and Anastasia runs the game. Hi, Anastasia. Okay, you guys sit back and enjoy the ride. We'll try and win this money for you. Patricia and Anastasia runs the game. Hi, Anastasia. Hey, guys. This week we will be guessing the heights of celebrities

that have birthdays coming up in September. Okay. Fun. Happy to start? Happy to start. Awesome. All right, celebrity number one is on the 1st of September. It's Zendaya.

Zendaya. No idea how tall Zendaya is. Sorry, Mark. I'll go middle of the roads. All right. Clint's gone, is that 5'6"? Yes. 5'6".

Bria's gone 5'7". 7' or 9'. Sorry, I'm not wearing my glasses. Zendaya is 5'10". Yeah, is she? Wow. Oh, Jesus wearing my glasses. Zendaya is 5'10". Yeah, is she? Wow. Oh, Jesus, my height. And people always say that I remind them of her.

Do they? Yeah. Who says that? I don't know, people on social media. Shut up, producer Ben. People have said it. They have. All right, one to break.

Awesome. Day after celebrating his birthday is Keanu Reeves. I love Keanu Reeves. I love Keanu Reeves. He'll be tall but not too tall. Oh, 6'1". That's not too tall. Brie has gone for 6'1". Clint has gone for 5'10".

Brie is spot on with 6'1". Oh, she's off to a flyer. Those movie guys are usually shorter than you think, right? Yeah, but I feel like he looks quite tall, though. Does he? Yeah. Oh, that's why you had to learn how to bend backwards in The Matrix, eh? Right, okay.

All right, two to Bree. Geez, you can win the game here. Awesome. Celebrating her birthday on the 4th of September, Beyonce. Oh, I think I feel like I know this. Have you met her? Never met. Oh, God.

No, but I'd love to. Stupid question. Have you? Actually, no. The only person who got to meet her was Stan Walker, and he was only allowed to meet her for like 45 seconds. Hey, I'd take it. Yeah.

Beyonce. I feel like I know. Brie has put down. Is it in one of her songs? No, I don't think so. Brie's put down five. Oh, no, I've made a mistake here. It's all right.

Bree's put down 5'10". Clint has put down 5'9", which is a point to you, Clint. You're a stone in the game. Is she 5'9"? She's 5'7". Sorry about that. Oh, I thought she was taller. Jumped to the...

No, apparently not. All right. Let's roll into celebrity number four a few days after. Michelle Williams. Michelle Williams. Michelle Williams. From Destiny's Child, right? Yes. No, the blonde pixie cut actress.

Oh. Oh. Lucky you asked. Is Michelle Williams from Destiny's Child as well? I'm pretty sure, yeah. This lady. The one from Home and Away. You know what?

Poor Michelle from Destiny's Child. She's been copping this for years. Oh, is it? No, it wasn't a joke. It wasn't a joke. We both thought you were talking about... So is it Michelle Williams, Heath Ledger's ex-wife? Is that who you're talking about?

Yes. Yes, I thought that was the only Michelle Williams. I'm pretty sure Michelle from Destiny's Child is Michelle Williams too. Bree's put down five foot. Clint's put five five. I feel like I've got this. She's five four. It's two points each.

Tie break. All right, guys. Come on, guys. Come on. Yep, Mark's cheering you on. All right. Celebrity number five, Jason Sudeikis. Sudeikis.

Sudeikis. Sudeikis. Sudeikis. Sudeika. Jason Sudeikis. Sudeikis. Sudeikis. Sudeikis. Sudeikio. Sudeiko. Jason Sudeikis. Jason Sudeikis. Clint's put down a humble five. Is that six, two?

Six, two. Oh, I put down the same thing. I'll go. You go up, I'll go down. No, then we'll get stuck again. Okay, Breeze changed hers. Breeze, is that 6-1? 6-3.

6-3. Unfortunately, he's 6-1. That's a win to Clint and the winner of the game. I say we do another one. Nah. Yeah, we can do another one. I've got one more. No.

Jimmy Fallon. Quick fire. Because I put 6-1 originally. Jimmy Fallon. All right, that's gone for 5'6". Bree's gone for 5'11". 11. He's 6'0".

That is such bullshit. Looks like I'm... You just took that off Mark. You just took chicken out of Mark's mouth. Congrats, Brittany. No, Brittany. Thank you. You relocated.

No, because the same thing happened to me last week and I had to change mine and then I lost last week. You know what? You know what? We're going to find you both KFC this week. I know that's a tough ask. We're going to find you both KFC. So congratulations, guys.

Thank you. There we go. Bree and Clint. Bree, question for you. What day is Father's Day? Father's Day is on Sunday. You got it. You've got it.

What do I win? Nothing, actually, unfortunately. We haven't been able to organise you a gift because of lockdown. What about 50 KFC chicken dollars? No, we gave that away before in the Fight of the Heights game. So, no. There's nothing for you. And there's a big risk there's going to be nothing for Dad this Father's Day too

because we have been in lockdown for two weeks now and it was really sprung upon us. We weren't even thinking about Father's Day two weeks ago. Well, most of us. The really organised ones, maybe. I wasn't thinking about it yesterday, to be honest. Yeah, and when... Or today until you just said it.

Oh, really? Did I just remind you about Father's Day? Yeah, absolutely. I didn't know it was Father's Day on Sunday. Well, Brie, Father's Day is on Sunday. You got it. You've got it. Lucky you reminded me now.

We rushed out and got takeaways, not Father's Day gifts when we knew we were going into lockdown. So how do we hook Dad up for Father's Day without bursting our bubble? Has anyone got any really good ideas? And I'll call on the brains trust here of producer Ben and producer Anastasia.

What are we going to do for dad on Father's Day? And don't say phone call, okay? Text. No, more than a text. More than a text. Zoom?

Zoom? Does your dad know how to Zoom? No. No, my dad doesn't. What dad knows how to... My parents know how to FaceTime.

No, but do they know how to Zoom? No, they don't. Zoom. Could we make some they know how to Zoom? No, they don't. Could we make some gifts for Father's Day? There's one thing that our family always does because my dad's a clean freak. Yes. All he wants, it's a joke since we were kids,

he wants a photo of our rooms clean. Oh. That's so bizarre. That's like our joke that we always send him a photo because that's all he ever wants. Did you clean your room once and then save that photo to your camera roll? Just take it from nine different angles. I'm moved flats now.

I'm going to do a 2021 edition. That's a hassle. God, Martin, what are you doing? Okay, cleaning your own room, we'll put it on the list. If I clean my room and send my dad that for Father's Day, he would say, I have no son. You could text mum to give him a hug Yeah that's good You know you could get him a subscription

To A website Only fans Get him a subscription Yeah dad's got Yeah dad's got needs Hey it's better than cleaning your room in a picture of it No but actually actually

Back to what I said before If dad can't work Zoom dad Dad can't work OnlyFans. You know? That's why you hook him up with the subscription. Dad's busy typing boobs into YouTube, you know? Yeah, well, that's not going to happen. Can you get boobs delivered? You could get boobs delivered.

A bottle of scotch delivered? Alcohol is an essential service. Meat delivery? Meat delivery, yep. Good idea. Could you get him a paper mache No, stay with me. Stay with me. Could you, because the All Blacks

play on the weekend in Australia. Could you make him a paper mache All Blacks jersey out of newspaper and paint it black? Yeah? How are you going to get a homemade paper mache

to him? Quite are you going to get a homemade paper mache to him? Quite flimsy. We're not thinking logistics here, Brie. It's just storyboarding. What about brand new windscreen wipers from the servo? Can you get those? Yes. Yeah, you can.

And you can get an air freshener from the servo. Let's get him a car kit. Great idea. Okay, back to your question to me. How are you going to get him his window wiperser from the server. Let's get him a car kit. Great idea. Okay, okay, okay. Back to your question to me. How are you going to get him his window wipers? In the mail. Can we post stuff?

We could try. Well, if you can post it. You can't drop them off. If you can post it, I can post my All Blacks jersey. Also, get him a carrying pigeon. I know it's a homing pigeon, but this one is different because it carries stuff. It's because it's carrying windshield wipers. So you get him a pigeon. I know it's a homing pigeon, but this one is different because it carries stuff. It's because it's carrying windshield wipers. So you get him a pigeon.

You get him a carrying pigeon, which is a part of the gift, and then you attach the wipers to the pigeon. All right, that one's gone far enough. It's really hard, eh? It's really hard. It's a double gift. Can we get him a lotto ticket on the internet? You can.

You can get it from the supermarket. No, Ben! How are we going to get it to him? I've got it. Supermarkets do deliveries. Do they? Yeah. They deliver lotto tickets.

I don't think so. I don't think they hand deliver your gambling to you. Yeah, true. What about a voucher to rent some movies on Apple TV? Oh, okay. Yeah, but if he doesn't know how to use YouTube, he doesn't know how to use. What about you make him like a video?

Like you make your own movie and you film it and then you send him that. Make him a slideshow of all his favourite pictures of the family. Oh, they'd love that. She's done it. That's it. She's done it. There it is. Just don't put it on a USB stick because.

Just send it to him on WhatsApp. Boom. Yeah. Send it to him on Facebook Messenger. Oh, he doesn't know how to download WhatsApp. Good luck with your Father's Day, New Zealand. Brie and Clint. Hey.

It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Brie and Clint's birthday banger. All right, here we go. Three people's birthdays. What was number one on their 16th? We're about to find out. Let's go to Georgie.

Hi, Georgie. G'day, Georgie. Hey. How's your lockdown going? Yeah, not too bad. What was the best thing you cooked over the weekend? I didn't cook over the weekend. I let my partner do it for me.

Oh, even better. Even better. I know. Yeah. Even better. Let's do your birthday, Banger. What's your birthday? 23rd of November, 94.

All right. You were 16 in 2010. And on the 23rd of November, this was number one. Baby, you're a firework. Come on, let you go. What year was this? 2010. Is this song 11 years old?

Yeah. Wow. I mean, not to make you feel old or anything, Georgie, but. Hey, no problem. It's all right, not to make you feel older or anything, Georgie, but... Hey, no problem. It's all right, Georgie. Clint's older than you. Hey, fair enough. All right.

All right, Georgie. Hey, so am I. Right there. Let's go to Alan. Hi, Alan. Hi, Alan. How you going? Good, mate.

What did you cook over the weekend? I don't cook. There's no one cooking in lockdown this time. How are you surviving in lockdown? What have you been eating? My wife cooks. Oh, okay, right. Right. What'd she cook? You better not have

forgotten. Yeah. You better not have forgotten, mate. You're getting handed dinner on a silver platter. You better know intricately what it was. We had homemade pizzas one of the nights. There you go. Yeah, bloody brilliant.

Love it. All right, Al, what's your birthday? 23rd of the 7th, 1982. All right, you were 16 in 1998. And on the 23rd of July, this was number one. And I don't want the world to see me 23rd of July. This was number one. It's a brilliant clench, soft rock, Thursday classic. The Goo Goo Dolls and Iris.

Do you like it, Ellen? That's all right. Yeah, right. Hard man to please, Ellen. Hey, he says it how it is. Yeah, doesn't he, Joss? And he is. Hard man to please. Let's go to Josie. Hi, Josie Yeah, it doesn't adjust. And he is. Hard man to please.

Let's go to Josie. Hi, Josie. G'day, Josie. Hey, how you going? Good. How are you? I'm good, thanks, guys. That's good.

Loving the energy. How was, what did you cook over the weekend? Come on, one more thing. Come on, one more time. Well, yeah, my partner does all the cooking, and he did some awesome bacon egg pie and chocolate brownies. Yes. Yum. You got a good one. That's delicious brownie. Yes. Yum. You got a good one.

That's delicious. Okay. And I love... Not a single one of our listeners cooks for themselves. Not one person cooked over the weekend. Yeah. There you go. But I mean, take it where you can get it right, Josie.

What's your birthday? 13th of January, 1974. All right, Josie, you Capricorn. You were 16 in 1990. And on the 13th of January in 1990 this was number one. Yes, Josie, now we're talking. Banger. Banger. I feel like that suits you to a T, Josie. Am I right?

Love it. Yeah, good energy to go along with you, Josie. That's my vote. Me too. Yeah, you agree? Yeah. Hey, Josie, boom. Bacon and egg pie, some brownies, and a birthday banger victory.

Congratulations. Perfect, guys. Thanks so much. No worries. Thanks for calling, Josie. Thanks. The winner of birthday bangers, the B-52s on Zed Embry and Clintz. Name me a wedding that that song hasn't been played at

and I'll show you a bad wedding. That is the B-52s and Love Shack. The winner of Birthday Bang is today beating Katy Perry and the Goo Goo Dolls. Just more upbeat for a Monday, I think. Energy, that's what we needed, energy, you know. Energy. Energy. Just more upbeat for a Monday, I think. Energy. That's what we needed. Energy, you know. Energy. Energy.

Energy is key on a Monday. Energy is key on Monday. We love good energy on Mondays. The longer lockdown goes on, the more likely people are to start doing weird shit, man. You know, people start going a little bit crazy. We're what? Are we like 15, 25, 40 days into our lockdown now? I don't even know anymore. One man who last night decided it was a good idea to shave his head

is our boss, Ross Boss, and we're just going to check up on him now. Ross, you okay, man? I'm good. Ross, cough once if you're not okay. You guys have seen that meme with Ross Galleray. It's like, which Ross Galleray are you? One through nine? Yeah.

I'm number six. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. You sound fine. Ross filmed a TikTok of him last night where he went to shave his head and then he stopped and was like,

oh my God, thank God. I thought he was actually going to do it. And then he goes back in for another swipe and goes straight up the middle of his head. And Ross, the part of you shaving your head wasn't even our concern. We're just concerned that a 40-year-old man is doing TikToks. So that's the bit that I am actually really concerned about. But you know, it's my one TikTok.

Bree's got a really good point because shaving your head, there's nothing wrong with shaving your head. It's just, it seems a bit Britney. It's a cry for help. You, it seems a bit Britney. It's a cry for help. You doing it seems a bit Britney 2007. So, and Bree makes a really good point about the TikTok thing. Is this a lockdown thing

or is this a midlife crisis thing? This is possibly an all of the above. Right. I haven't had my hair this short since Taylor Swift was born, which you all know is 1989. But yeah, I needed a haircut like a month ago and I kept delaying it and I just sat there and looked at it and I went,

I can't bother growing this out. Got rid of it. For people that don't know what Ross Boss looks like, some of the best hair in the business. He has great hair. It's luscious. It's salt and peppery. It's so nice.

And I've got to say, Clint showed me a picture of the aftermath, and I have to say you look younger. Oh, thank you. I thought I should do the picture of my hair in the bin. It looked like I put my toupee in there. Yeah. You do look younger, which means if it was a midlife crisis, it's worked. It's working.

It's successful. It's better than buying a sports car. All married men would know that no dramatic change like this can go without spousal approval. So did you ask your wonderful wife Stacey before you took all your hair off or was it a special surprise?

No, she was egging it on the whole time and to the point that she actually did most of it. She didn't want to let me have all the glory of shaming it all off. But one person who wasn't that happy, and I'll send you guys a video, it was my son. He's five.

He got up this morning and I said, buddy, buddy, look at this, and took my head off and he started crying. Ross, do you think, that's so devastating. The first time I saw my dad without a moustache. Yeah, scary stuff. Do you think your wife was super excited because

you gave her a two-for-one deal? If I shave this, I shave down there? No, she's a bit more excited now because it feels like there's someone else in the bed. Oh, saucy! A lockdown affair, if you will. Alright, well, part two TikTok of Ross shaving his pubes

is going up later tonight. I can't wait to see that one. Ross, we're glad you're okay, man. We just needed to check in on you. You haven't asked about the moustache, though. I took that off. That's the actual serious part. Oh, yeah, moustache is gone. I knew that, but yeah, moustache is gone.

Yeah, I know, but... That actually concerns me. Yeah. I know, but your hair was actually, you know, looked good. All right, results are in. You asked people to vote, Bree, whether they asked people to vote Brie whether they wanted to hear Yes, whether they wanted to hear A. The most beautiful towns in New Zealand

Or B. Who's buying the most sex toys in lockdown After Chris Hipkins said this Oh, thus Look, it is a challenge in higher density areas For people to get outside and to spread their legs When they are um And the results are in

It's 100% the sex toy one It's 100% the sex toy one So this is data scraped from Adult Toy Megastore New Zealand's largest adult toy distributor. Hashtag not sponsored.

Hashtag not sponsored. I'm sure they scraped all the website. I'm sure the peaches are in here. I'm sure the, who's the secrets one? Wild. Wild secrets are in here as well. They're all wild. So this is the percentage of increase per area since Chris Hipkins said.

Look, it is a challenge in higher density areas for people to get outside and to spread their legs when they are... Of course. It's going to have gone up because we wouldn't be talking about it otherwise. Well, it's gone up because we were told by the minister for COVID-19 response to spread them. So we're doing our patriotic duty here. I never thought I would be living in a time

where Chris Hipkins is encouraging this sexual movement. Right. But he is. He's the face of it now. He's the sexual revolutionary we never knew we needed. So here we go everybody. Without further ado, I'm going to go through the top five. Experiencing a

40% increase in sex toy purchasing since Chris Hipkins said spread your legs. New Plymouth. Yeah. Shout out. Congratulations to the Mackie. Number four, they're experiencing a 41% increase in traffic on the online toy megastores.

Okay. Palmerston North. Oh, my favourite place, Palmerston North. Get it in you, literally. Number three, experiencing- Oh, poor job Hill. No one can go there. No, my favourite place, Palmerston North. Get it in you, literally. Number three. No one can go there. No, they can't. So that's why.

No, they've got to do it indoors. Experiencing a 48%, almost 50% increase. Yeah, here we go. The capital, Wellington. Wellington. Home of the beehive where Chris Hipkins said this. Look, it is a challenge in higher density areas for people to get outside and to spread their legs when they are... Get out the honeypot.

Only two to go. Number two, experiencing a 100% increase in adult toys purchased since Minister Chris Hipkins said that is... Mount Maunganui. Woo, the mount, love it. Sexy place, sexy people. Lots of sexy people in the mount. And the number one place in New Zealand where traffic at the online toy megastore is increased by a whopping 160%.

I didn't even know you could go over 100. What do you mean you could go over 100? Well, do you just keep going? Well, if 100 is 100% and it increases by 100, that's an increase of 100%. Oh, yeah, it makes sense. But if it increases by 160, that's an increase of 160. Jesus, why are we going into this? The number one with a 160% increase, Potato Capital Baby, Pukakohe.

Get it in you, Pukakoe. Literally. Do you want to know the items? Nah, too far, eh? Too far to drive into the items. No, no, no, I want to know. The ones that go, was three.

The ones that, oh, no, I can't, no, sorry, I can't do this. No, you've started now. Number one was lube. Okay. Well, that's good. That's good.

That's good. That's good. And number two? I can't say it. The beads. The beads. The beads.