ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 30th January 2026

Episode Date: January 30, 2026

Mystery smells.  Owl impressions.  Gym wardrobe malfunctions. Fridayoke - Die on the Hill by Sienna Spiro.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You tapped it, so we're playing it. It's Zidim's Breyan Clint, the podcast. Zidim's Breyan Clint, thanks to KFC. It's Friday. Make some noise for the original. Zendams, Breyan Clint's. Good afternoon, everybody, and welcome to the Brea and Clint show. Happy Friday, guys.

Good to be here on a Friday. I'm just filling out a few forms. Oh, yeah. Don't worry, guys. Just filling out forms. everyone actually. What are you filling a form out for me for? Do you know?

No, why are you filling out a form for me? God. My back is sore. It's from carrying this show. Just a little surprise thing that you and I are doing later in the year. Oh, that thing. A little fun show. A bit of a live show that might be happening.

Just fill out some teas and seeds. You're the radio version of those people on Instagram who are like, hey guys, something big is coming. But I can't tell you what it is. We're doing a show in the comedy festival. There you go. I'm not afraid. I'm not afraid at all.

Hell yeah. It's out there now. Have to do it, I guess. Have to do it. Today on the show, we will be calling our Harry Stiles winner. If you are in that drawer, your phone needs to be on. We'll be making that call at 5 o'clock this afternoon. Someone is finding out there going to Sydney for free with a friend to see Harry Stiles on the Together-together World Tour.

Bloody forgot we were giving that away today. How exciting. We're about to change someone's life. I reckon the screams, the scream level is going to be, it's going to be the kind of thing that only dogs can hear. We'll just turn our headphones down to that break, I think. Good luck to everyone that's in the drawer. More of those ships being given away next week on ZDM2,

but we'll give the first one away at 5 o'clock. Also, Friday Oakey is back. And let's just say, I've picked an absolute doozy. Some are saying could be worse than the worst Friday Oaky ever done, Olivia Rodriguez driver's license, but I mean only time will tell. Some are saying Korea suicide. But we'll do that just after 5 too.

First, though, we need to play Trady versus Lady. We sure do. 50 bucks up for grabs. You want to win it for a Friday? Give us a call now. Oh, 800 dial Z-M. Ladies could go level this afternoon. Play Z-N's Bree and Clint.

This is the main event. Treaty versus Lady. Here we go. The Trades and the Ladies. last game of the week. The tradies on five. The ladies could level it here. They're on four. Ladies have had a good week. They've had a great week. Really good week. They were right down there at the start of this week. So let's go to our lady. She's in Christchurch. She is in her late 30s. She has three kids. They're all on the car.

And she cannot wait to send them all back to school. Welcome to the show, Joe. Hi, Joe. Hi, how you going? Hi, good. Joe, you sound defeated. You sound like a mum at the end of school holidays. I am definitely that But we would like to say That we're a long-time listener's first-time callers

Yeah, Joe And the kids, in the kids What are the kids' names, Joe? Joe, what's your kids' names? Oh, we've got Henry, Maggie and Teddy Henry Maggie and Teddy Teddy. Hi guys!

Goody, guys. Hi! Hi! Oh, cute. You as a team will be taking on our tradies today Also in Christchurch. He's 32 and he shot himself with a nail gun.

Sounds like a write a passage for the Trades. Welcome to the show, Barry. Hi, Barry. How you doing? Dare I ask where you shot yourself? I don't know. I got myself in the ham. Oh.

You hit any big tendons or anything? No, but I pinned the hand to the wall. Oh, Nailed it. Yeah. Nailed it. That's yuck, Barry. Bez, your buzzer is Trady. Joe, your buzzer is lady.

The first of three correct dancers gets up. $50 cash prize from KFC. Here we go. Question number one. In which New Zealand city would you find Hagley Park? Trady, Christchurch. Barry. Cry church. It is cross church.

Joe's kicking herself. All right. Here comes question number two. What colour is an aircraft's black box? Trady. Lady. Barry. Black?

No, not black. No, it's not black. Joe. Lady. Silver. No, not silver. It's actually orange most of the time. Generally it's orange.

Question number three, we move along. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. Barry? Flowrider. Well done. That's rapid. It is flow rider. You big flowrider man, Barry.

I love him. Yeah. Who doesn't love a bit of flow rider? All right, Joe, you need this one here, but I don't need to tell you that. You know that. Question number four. what instrument has 88 keys? Cody.

Barry, for the win? Keyboard. No, not a keyboard. Joe? Joe. Piano. She's on the board. Correct.

It is piano. Question number five, what three colors make up the Italian flag? Katie. Lady. Barry. Red, white and green. You got it. This is a hotly contested game between our cantabs.

Joe, you did not. disgrace yourself. You did a great job, so well done. Thank you. Call back any time. Can you get away from the kids next Friday to come for a drink with us at Fat Eddie's Joe? Oh yes, definitely. Okay, great. You better see you there, Joe.

And Barry, you come down too. We'll put some Flo Riter on for you, okay? That's the secret. We'll play the best of the best of Floorider. We'll get nailed. Zed Am's Bree and Clint podcast. I saw today that our Christchurch friends are dealing

with a bad stink at the moment. And we're not there yet, so it's not us, okay? Oh, not another bad mystery stink. Yeah. Well, didn't they have a mystery hum that was happening in Christchurch? Oh, yeah, the mystery hum that hasn't been solved yet. No one knows what it is. And we touched on the mystery hum at the end of last year.

Uh-huh. And those dealing with the mystery hum were just glad we were talking about it. Underground volcano. Oh, yeah, that's troubling. That's what I reckon. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, brewing under the surface. The stink, however, um,

is, they know where, it's not a mystery. It's not a mystery stink. It's coming from the Christchurch waste water treatment plant, which is worse because you know that it's poos. Like, you know what the stink is. Like if you're like, oh, something's a bit off. Oh, I hope it's not. What's happening at the wastewater plant?

No one's really been able to pinpoint it. I think it's just maybe a perfect storm of... I could poo point it. Yeah, I think the weather plus the wind. I don't know. In the eastern suburbs It's in Bromley In the eastern suburbs

They've always smelt it Like they've always had to deal with it Which sucks But it's in the news Because now it can be smelled And if you know Christchurch It can be smelt as centrally as ricketon What would you rather live next to

An abattoir or a wastewater plant? Oh Abattoir? I don't know Yeah I don't know At least abattoirs have days off Yeah true That is true

No days off of the poos. Hopefully the abattoirs closed on Christmas. People pooing on Christmas. And it can be spelled as far west as Hornby as well. We had it in our news at 3 o'clock that they're doing everything to try and solve it, including Bree. They're putting a jetboat in the poopons to drive around in circles to try and aerate the poopons. Imagine being the guy who gets told your job today is to go and doys in the Christchurch,

wastewater treatment plant poupons. I'd want to raise. And whose boat are they using? Yeah. That can't be good. Do they own a boat? That can't be good.

How many times do you reckon they have to flush that boat out? You know how you flush a boat out after you take it on the seawater? Do they buy a boat so they could just do it? Or do they go, does anyone have a boat that's willing to do it? You know what's so fun? Because obviously you know how boats have all fun names. Yeah. What would that boat's name be?

Um, shirtboat. Has anyone ever told you you are so creative? Okay, you give me a better name for it. Um, the pooper scooper. Anyway, thoughts and prayers to our crush church. Oh, that's awful. Listeners, that sucks. Could you guys please have it sorted out before Bree and I get there in two weeks?

Yeah, that would be great. That'd be really appreciate it. We'll still come. Oh, we've been through worse. We'll totally come. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When I lived in Rodrua, we dealt with something similar. There was a farmer who was farming on one of the hills up behind Redrua,

and he was experimenting with chicken shit fertilizer. Oh, yeah. And he put it all over the fields up there. He got a bunch of chicken shit and put it all over the fields, and it ponged the whole city. That reminds me in my childhood. Really? Yeah, because once a year, or maybe a couple of times a year,

my dad would buy keelot. tons of chicken shed. But he would have to buy it and then we'd just put it on all these different paddocks of apple trees and our whole house just reeked. How'd your dad smell? Awful.

Awful. Like it was the worst. Dad's not getting laid in chicken shit. Absolutely not. So those are not mystery stinks. Those are identified stumps. You know what they are. What I want to talk to people about this afternoon is the mystery stink that you smelt. And once you finally

found out what it was, was it bitter or worse than you imagined? Do you want me to kick it off? Sure. Remember a few years ago, I might have told you this story, but in the lounge room, I was like, I was like, what is that smell? Like, and it was a real unusual smell, like, not a recognisable, like, familiar smell. And I was like, there's something in here. I reckon two days, I was like, I was like, and looked, looked underneath the couch,

looked all through, couldn't find it. I was like, what is this? It turns out one of my dog's anal glands had busted on the couch. Oh. And the couch is soaked up. But I'm not joking. I reckon it was tiny. It was the tiniest spot.

Like you could barely see it. But it just, you know what smells like? Dog anus. It smells, it's very fishy. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Awful. In the one year that we've had a dog.

Have you, has it gone off yet? It's gone off two or three times. every time it's gone off. It'd be a big one too because you've got a golden retriever. Every time it's gone off? Yeah. My wife's had the dog.

Oh, you wouldn't have even the bag books. I haven't even smelt it yet. Oh, haven't you? I haven't had to deal with it? Oh, no. What was your mystery smell? You could smell it for ages. You couldn't figure out what it was.

It was driving you insane. And then you finally found out that the mystery stink was what. That is Franklin. We're talking about the Christchurch stink at the moment coming from the poupons, from the wastewater treatment plant. And we talked about the boat that's been put in there. They've put a jetboat in to aerate the ponds to try and help it.

And I said, what a fun game to name that boat. People have come through with good names for the boat. Including the shit stirer. I really like shit wrecked. Shit wrecked is good. It's really good. Poonami. That's good too.

Up Shit Creek. Poo Pie, the Sailor Man. That's really, that's good. Yeah, lots of good suggestions. So if the guys at the poo plan listening and you need a name for the boat. Name the boat. Have a bit of fun. You're welcome to all those.

Yeah, yeah. Poopie McBoat Face is also up for grabs. Poopi McBoat Face. We asked you what was the mystery smell in your place once you figured out what it was. Dee's here. Hi, Dee. Hi, Dia. Hi, Brinklinz. It's so nice to talk to you.

It's lovely to talk to you too. What was the mystery smell, dear, when you found it? It may seem kind of gross, but I remember in 2020, my mum hardly allowed us lollies and candy. So I finally got some from my auntie. So I didn't want to show her because she wouldn't like let me have it all the time. So I kept it in my room and I forgot about it. And you know what?

In 2020 and this year like maybe a week ago, I found it in my room. And that was a smell that was maybe bugging me for like five years, five six years. Yachty. Did it have moldy bits on it? It was like melted and then stole it and it was a whole great. An ants? Was it covered in ants? Um, at surprisingly, surprisingly it wasn't.

You know whose fault this is? It's your parents because they wouldn't let you have it. So they forced you to hide it. Okay, this is not your fault. Don't you dare take responsibility for this, dear? You know what's kind of funny also? I'm just coming back from the dentist and... Hey, Dia, did you eat it anyway?

Um, I was really tempted too, but... Get on your deal. Yeah, you're very funny. Thank you. Let's go to Kate. I know about $100 at him. Hi, Kate. Hi, Kate.

Hi. What was the mystery smell once you found it, Kate? Well, we had to smell, you know, that kind of unmistakable smell of a dead rat? Mm-hmm. Like, oh, I can smell something like a dead rat. Yeah. I could not find it. Yeah.

Honestly, we searched everywhere. So we couldn't find it. We got under the house. I got under the house of my kids. We got under the roof. I was going to say, is it in the roof? They were always in the roof. Went into the roof, searched in the bats, everything, could not find it.

And so we just admitted defeat. And over time it sort of went away. But a couple of years later, we shifted house and we had a bookshelf that was attached to the wall. And when we took it off the wall, there was this cavity where the bookshelf was stuck to the wall. And there was this petrified mouth, like a mummy mouth. Oh, hey. A book rat. You had a book rat in there.

Yeah, we did. Poor Stuart Little. That's why we never got a sequel. It's good that the smell goes away over time, you know? Yeah, because it turns into a skeleton, doesn't it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Tyra's here. Hi, Tyra.

Hi, Tyra. Yeah, hi, guys. How are you? Good, thanks. Hit us with your mystery stink. Yeah, so in the lounge room, mystery stink could figure it out. Been a couple of weeks had cleaned through everything. It was getting really, really bad.

one point I pulled all the TV out, pulled something gas out, and all these maggots started falling out of the speaker. Ugh! From what? Yeah, maggots don't go for nothing. No, under that big rat in there that had been cycling away. Oh, yeah. The rat, the rat maggot combo, Tyra.

Yeah, yeah, it was. That sounds like a punk band, rat maggot. Yeah. Thanks, Tyra. We asked you what was the mystery stink. Someone said, guys, you don't know mystery stink. Stink until you've taught a class of five-year-olds and you have to go around and try and figure out which one pooped their pants. That sounds like an awful job to me.

Pay the teachers more. Mystery Stink in the garage turned out to be a dead hedgehog that had fallen into a box. Mystery stink, our house smelled like cat piss very badly for weeks and weeks. We ended up finding out that a cat had kept coming into our house in the middle of the night and pissing all around the house. That's so yuck. There's not many smells worse than cat pee. Five days of stink. Turned out the eggs had gone off so badly that they'd cracked themselves.

Ugh. That's so yuck. That's swollen up and cracked themselves. Yuck. Discoresed in. Someone said, not mine, but my cousin couldn't find a smell for months. And then found out her siblings had hit a block of feta cheese under her bed. A block of feta cheese.

Do you remember that prank people said they used to put a fish inside the door panel? of people's car and then seal it up. I spilled an entire pump of breast milk in the car door pocket. I didn't think about anything of it until two weeks later when my car stunk. Turns out it got all through the car's air conditioning unit. You never get that smell out of a car,

eh? Once it's in, it's in. The breast milk smell. Yeah, the old breast milk smell. You have to tick that box on TradeMe-A, you've got to go non-smoker, non-breast feeder if you're selling a sick and air car. I just say to someone that that's the air freshener that you've chosen? You're like, no, I like that smell. There's so many on this. Someone said, a stench in my car for months when I was younger.

Like rotten cabbage, turns out I'd forgotten the bags of grass clippings that I'd put in the back. They started to purify in the sedan boot. It was like silage. Oh, yes, I'd smell that. You know that smell? Oh, that's so bad. Rotten grass. Yeah, it's awful.

I'm going to end on this one. We had a nasty smell coming from our car. cupboard under the stairs at home. Turns out someone had shat themselves at a house party that we hosted while they were passed out after too much boozing. Then they woke up and just shoved their jocks in the cupboard, hidden behind a lot of stuff right at the back. They left without saying a word before everyone else was up.

When we found them, it had been about six weeks since that party. We only recently found out who it was and they've been brownlisted from our flat. How did you find out who it was? And if that was me, right? If that was me, if that was me, and I'd had that moment, and I'd had to leave them, I had to ditch the undies in the cupboard. I would make it a point where I've at some point got back to that flat and destroyed the evidence.

No, you never return to the scene of the crime. That's crime 101. No, but you never returned to the scene of the crime. If you're in the friend group, eventually they're going to find it like these people did. But if you manage to leave before you've ever, everyone else woke up. Why couldn't you just take your pooy undies with you? What do you do? Why can you just put them in the wheelie bin? I would have put him in my pocket and then put them in the bin on the way out.

And then when I get home, chuck my pants out. It's a panic situation though, isn't it? You're not thinking rationally. You really aren't. You've woken up. You're under someone's stairs. You don't leave behind evidence. It's a fight or flight situation. I need to know how they found out. That person's still listening. Can you text her? This is the tea. Let's talk about Serena Williams.

I mean, the Australian Open is big at the moment, isn't it? Huge. Everyone's talking about the Australian Open. Serena Williams obviously retired. She's 44, but there was a very awkward interview that happened on Good Morning America, where she was asked about whether she was coming out of retirement. It's all because she registered, um, to be re-entered into the drug testing pool at the end of last year.

Oh, yeah. Which people can see this as a precursor to entering the tennis tour again. Yeah. The interview is very awkward because you can tell that Serena obviously was not prepped for this question. She wasn't wanting to answer the question. Take a listen. Are you returning to professional tennis? I mean, really?

Are you asking this on the Today Show? Yes, I am. Oh, my gosh. Is that a no? Is that a no? Well, now you're making me feel like you're... What, now people on the set are laughing? This is distracted.

Okay, but you didn't say yes or no. I'm just having fun and enjoying my life right now. Okay, but that's not a yes or no. That's not a yes or no. I don't know. I'm just going to see what happens. That's a maybe to me. That's not a maybe.

Well, I'll see what happens. It's not a no. Man, she handled that about as badly as she could. She's so coming back. Yeah, she is. And even if she is 44, Because she's the goat. She's the greatest women's tennis player of all time.

Even if she's not going to win again, she'd make millions just being on the tour. Like how we had Venus. They paid big money for her sister Venus to come down and play at the ASB classic. Yep, they sure did. Just so people get to see a tennis player of that calibre, right? I reckon she'd be competitive.

At 44? In some tournaments, absolutely. Against Sabalinka. I said in some tournaments. Oh yeah. Get her to Auckland. I mean, yeah, she could win. Yeah, yeah.

Like the ASB classic, if she came out here, if she, like, got back into the form. It feels rude if she come down here and win that, though. But she could, you know? She easily could. Just go around mopping up small tennis tournaments around the world. It's not like she needs the money. She, how, what do you reckon is Serena Williams net worth? I don't know.

How much prize money did she win over her time? Okay, that's a good question. Hold on. Prize money. A lot, I'd say. She won like 20 titles. Um... $94 million she won in prize money.

That's just prize money, not endorsements. Her net worth would be hundreds of millions. You'd love to go and see it. I would 100% buy tickets for that. I'd definitely go and see it. Her net worth is approximately $350 million. Yeah, she's right.

Yeah. She's doing it for the love of the game, obviously. That's the T. There is a gym brand, very big gym brand that's in the news today for their types and leggings failing at the gym. And by that, I mean going a bit see-through. Before I reveal what it is, what brand do you wear at the gym? LSKD, baby, represent. Bree Tomasel has been marked safe from the see-through leggings.

Thank God. Claudia, you're a gym spoh. What are you wearing at the gym now? I'm rocking a unicloat at the moment. Yeah. Good. Silky, smooth. Nice choice.

Claudia Sykes has been marked safe from the see-through gym types. Ella, you got any gym gear? Yeah, but it's old and I don't know what brand. You don't know the brand? No. Not a fancy one? No, but I'll take some free stuff if anyone's less. I think you're safe too.

Yay! The brand that has been accused of their leggings going see-through. You wear leggings sometimes. Lululemon. That's the ones you wear. No, that's the brand you got me. I did, and then you rudely never wore them. No, because you got me low, low-cut ones.

I got you the ones you wanted. No, I didn't. I explicitly said I wanted to experience high-cut gym leggings that suck your tummy in. And you got me the opposite. I think they were high-cut. It's just that you've got a long torso. You got me the... Not my fault.

You got me the muffin tops. Lula Lemon are in the news because they're gym-leggy. are, yeah, like I said, the, um, the, when you squat down, the material is, and you can see the...

Why are you getting weird about this? Because people can see the booty hole through the jeans, through the gym through the leggings. I'm just going to leave him. Anyway. I want to distance myself from this. Anyway, this is news, okay?

At the start of the year, they released their get low range. Get low, shoddy. No, you're going to help me. You've got to come back. You've got to come back. All right, they released their get low range that were designed for training

and to naturally flex apart at key tension points, aka the booty zone. Come back. I can't say the booty zone in here by myself. It's not okay. Don't leave me. Okay, well, look, the internet says that the leggings become completely see-through

when you squat or bend over. and that's in every colour way of these new ones. So what are you doing? What are you doing? All right, I'll come to stay with you. The advice for people who are wearing the see-through leggings, this is the official advice from Lulu Lemon, if you're experiencing it.

They said you should go a size up in the tights. That's not a fix. No one wants to wear baggy-ass tights to the gym, do they? No, that's not a fix. That seems like a band-aid. The other fix is you should pair the color of leggings that you buy with your own skin tone. So you look like you're completely naked, like a skin suit. Yeah, no.

And also wear seamless undies underneath it. Sounds like a lot of work just to wear the leggings. Yeah. They've never been see-through before. So obviously there's a mistake that's been made. It's just this one new one that they've put out. So not all of them, just this one new version. Yeah, it's just the get low, shorties.

Oh. They're probably not the ones I was going to buy anyway. I want to talk about gym wardrobe malfunctions this afternoon. I have famously had a gym wardrobe malfunction that we've talked about on this show. But it wasn't like a rip or a transparent thing. It was when my cat shattered my gym bag that time. Yeah, that was yeah. And I didn't realize that the cat had shattered my gym bag.

Didn't it happen twice? And I wore the clothes. It happened twice, didn't it? The cat sat in the bag twice. I only wore the cat shit covered gym gear once. and I realized halfway through a Les Mills body pump class that I literally smelt like cat shit. How did you only realize halfway through?

Because you know when a stink heats up and it becomes more pungent? Yeah, for sure. Like if you've got a T-shirt that you've sweated in too much, it doesn't stink until you get it hot again. It's the same with old cat poo. Cat poo smells regardless. Okay, well, I'm missed perfect over there.

Oh, 800 dial Z-M, or text us the same. afternoon. I'm looking for gym wardrobe malfunctions. I can't wear those, I'm scared to wear those sports bras that have like clip on straps anymore. Because one time I was doing squats and the straps literally nearly took

someone's eye out, they just going to be ping and just flinged off. And if you've got to weight on your back, you can't even quickly get your hand over the breast. Could I really hurt myself. Love to hear yours this afternoon. The ZDM Podcast Network. There's a story in the news.

today that a new set of Lulu Lemon tights may not give you the coverage you need. Not all Lulu Lemons, can I say? I wear the Lulu Lemons at the gym. Yeah, me too. And no one's seen my booty hole in the gym. I can't comment if they have seen mine or not. Well, no one's told me they've seen it. It's just

these new ones called the Get Low range. Are you wearing the Lulu lemon bike pants or tights? No, just shorts and t-shirt. Let's hope they're not seeing your booty hole. Yeah, in a good... Because something's gone awfully wrong if they had. been your shorts.

Good thick pair of undies. Nobody wants that. So we asked, what was your gym wardrobe malfunction? Rebecca's called up. Hi Rebecca. Hi, Rebecca. Hello. Can I just say long, long, long, long time.

Call us? Yeah, girl. First time calling. We got you. Come on board. And what a topic to call in for your first time, Rebecca. Yeah, make a good big. I know.

Oh, my God. Okay. So Jim Wardrobe Malfunction, it happened to you. What happened? Yes. So it was actually my gym. gym towel. Okay.

Yes, I'd put my gym towel down when I was doing CrossFit on the workout bench. Yeah. Time was up, exercise was over, I had to move on to the next one. I stood up, went to get my towel and was like, where is it? Couldn't find it, looked around what seemed like forever, the next people wanted to use the exercise. Yeah. Freaking out, like, where's my towel? Kept on hitting me on the back of the legs, and it was stuck up my booty hole.

She was in your ass crack, Rebecca. It sure was. Your ass ate your towel. Oh my God. It did. You had hungry bum. How big, how big, I don't know, the right way to ask this question is. You must have some tight buttocks.

What are you working with back there? Obviously quite, yeah, a lot of junk in the truck. We're squatting. What are you squatting, Beck? Back in the good days, probably like 80 kilos. Are you in those tights where it like, it separates the two butt cheeks? And it sort of, you know. Okay, you're asking too many questions now.

No, no, I'm just trying to think the logistics. Yeah, I think it was kind of towards the end of the session. I was quite tired and had obviously been pumping a pretty heavy weight. Have you thought about joining the circus? Because that would be quite the act. Yeah, that would be quite the act. That story was so good, Rebecca, that our other caller hung up. Beck, I can't believe you have waited this long to call our show if you've got stories like that.

Where have you been? Call back soon, okay? I know, I will. Okay, good. Thank you. We've got another one. Lexi's here. Hi, Lexi.

Hi, Lexi. Hi. You had an incident in the Lulu lemons. Yes. What happened? So, do you guys know what D-pop is? D-pop. Is it like a resale website?

Yeah, yeah. So I bought these like $20 Lulu Lemon leggings. What a score? Second hand. I was like, oh, yeah, second hand. I was like, oh my God, the best deal ever. Yeah. And so I wore them.

And it wasn't at a gym, but it was at a range gym, like girl guide. Okay, right. And I was showing my friend and I squatted in them. I was like, it's so stretchy. Yeah. And then I scored it and then they ripped. Like the whole theme at the back. And I was wearing a phone.

I was like 17 at the time And then there was like younger girls Yeah Right in front of them You poor thing Lexi Do you reckon they were like knock off Lulu lemons Or you think that they were the real deal Were they rotten?

They were real ones I don't know what I'd be writing a letter They're worn out What do you do? Can you tie a sweatshirt around your waist Did you have spare pants? What did you do?

Oh I I had as well Yeah breezy I ran to the back of where we were And then my friend told I'll lead it And I think I wore her Leggings But it was obvious that everyone knew that

Because I obviously wasn't wearing brown leggings After Yeah, yeah, everyone would I thought you had an accident on them Do you get like a special badge for that? I don't know But like some people don't see And like I think my friend played it off It was like I shit my pants

So I think it's also What would you rather Lexi? I don't know I feel like the option of what happened to use better. You tore your pants and your G string poked out or you soiled yourself. The tore your pants badge.

It's very rare, hard to get. The booty busting badge. Thanks, Lexi. Great story. We asked if you had a gym malfunction, wardrobe malfunction. Someone said I got a cool new gym bra. One of those ones with the zip up the middle. The whole thing popped open under my singlet

while I was teaching body step. At least you had a singlet on over the top. Yeah, thank God. But still still the. But you're doing... If you're doing body step, like there's no way you can just press on. Especially if you've got a certain size boob.

There's no way. Like, dangerous. There's lots that have come through on this. Someone said, not a malfunction, but you mentioned a pump class, and I went to a pump class last week, and a guy in front of me farted in the middle of the class, and it's stank.

I was disgusted trying to do push-ups and breathe at the same time. Loll? Oh, gym farders, eh? Jim farders. It's all the protein. Yep. And the rest of them are not safe to read out.

So thanks. We appreciate your interactions as always. Just be aware. Just be aware. I don't think you can trust, especially something that goes under tension like leggings. I don't know if you can trust the second-hand stuff. Yeah, I mean, from that story, I'm going to be traumatized now.

Double bag it. Yeah, double pant. Double pant. Just double pant to be safe. It's ZAM's Bree and Cleant. Podcast. Breed and Clint's One Second Song Challenge.

Every week we go head to head guessing songs super fast and the winning team scores their guest 50 KFC Chicken Dollars. Tara, you're joining team Clint. Kiyoda, welcome. Kilda. Hi. And Zoe, you're on Team Brey.

Gidey, mate. Hello. Right. Claudia. She's the one that runs. This isn't she? Kilda. She is, yeah.

It's my time to shine. It's your time to shine. So the way the game works is we're going to start a song from the beginning. I just need you to tell me what that song is. I need the artist and the name of the song. And the theme today, since we are a week away from Laneway with Chaparone headlining, I'm so excited. These are all artists that are on the ZDN playlist that have previously played at Laneway.

Okay. You'll definitely know them whether you know they're at Laneway or not. It doesn't really matter. Okay. A huge artist. So we're working in teams. First team to three points takes home the win. Brian Clint, you're going first.

Are you ready? Ready. Lovely. Here's your first song. Clint. Clint. Billy Elish, happier than ever. Sure is.

Has she done a laneway? She did. In New Zealand? In 2018. Camp Vancell interviewed her. Oh my God. She was supposed to do 2019 as well. Yeah.

Yeah. Imagine if you saw that show. Incredible. It would be amazing. What did you think of that? Tara, were you impressed by that? I was really impressed. I'm going to let the team down.

No, no, no, I believe in you. Go on, Zoe. This is yours, mate. This is yours. Thanks. Buzz him with your name if you know it. Tara and Zoe, this is for you. Who?

Zoe. Zoe, yeah, Zoe. Charlie XX, the Apple song. I don't know what it's called. I'll give it to you. It's called Apple. Nice, Zoe. She was the big headliner last year, wasn't she?

She was so good. Huge. Okay, well-side up. That's won a piece at the moment. So Bree and Clint, back to you. Brie. That is dog days, foreign to the machine. A ton.

I saw her at Laneway. It was on my birthday. No way. And I didn't have a ticket, but these people we knew had like a office that had a balcony that overlooked the parking lot where Laneway was. Air poke. Free laneway. I look to that laneway too. That's when it was up in the other area.

Not at Western Springs. It was like in the city. Oh, no, no, no. She's played more than two times. She's done two of them. Okay, there's two points for Team Bree and one for Team Clint. So Zoe, you could win this for the team right now. No pressure. Tara?

Yeah, no pressure. Tara? Yes. It's all on you. I know. There's so much pressure. Yeah. We had a hot start and all of a sudden. all of the pressure is on you. Are we ready? Here's your song.

Zoe. Come on for the win. Olivia Dean, man I need. Yes. God damn us. Zoe, I knew it. You just had that aura about you, that winning aura.

She was at last year's laneway, wasn't she? And she was on early because people didn't know who she was then. It's crazy what 12 months can do. Tough game Tara. Zoe, congratulations. There's 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way.

Well done, mate. Woo. Thanks, guys. Oh, Tara hung up. Tara left. We should have gave her some KFC too. She had a stay? We might have, but she hung up.

Are you going to laneway, Zoe? Yes, I am. Are you? Who are you most excited to see? Roller model and Chevroa. I mean, great. choices. It's ZM's

Breinclin podcast. You're not on TikTok, so you wouldn't have seen the latest trend that's blowing up on the talk. Is it 6 and 7 or something? No, no, no, thank God. People are impersonating owls.

Ows? Ows. You know, like the bird, like who. Oh, hoot-hout owls. Yeah, yeah. And when I say they're impersonating them, they're using that as inspiration to do an impression

but in owl form. Okay. Sounds weird. Here's an example. This is my impression of an owl if the owl was Jennifer Coolidge. How? This is my impression of an owl

that was on the Titanic. This is my impression of an owl that only hangs out with the guys because girls are too much drama. Who? Should we all do our own impressions of an owl? Sure. Do you want to go first?

Yeah. What have you got? What's the voice? Oh, do I have to come up with the topic as well? Yeah. Oh, no, I don't want to go first then. Oh, okay. Claudia, you want to go?

I can go first. Okay. This is my impression of an owl that likes to investigate crime scenes. Ooh. Who, ah, who. I liked it. That was good. I liked it.

It was good. It's very good. Ella? This is my impression of an owl who doesn't know how a dog got out. Who? And the dogs out. Who? Who?

Who? Who? It's good It's good You get it? Here's mine I'm scared to do mine Here we go

Here's my impression of an owl If he lived in the Bronx Who Who you're talking about here Who? Who are you talking about? It's good Got another one

Now I have to come up with them I'll do another one They'll buy you time This is my impression of an owl If they were a spice girl Oh, okay. Who?

Do you think they are? Do you think they are? Oh, well, Clint can go now, then, shall we? Yeah, ready? Okay, I think I've got it. Here's my impression of an owl that stubbed their toe. Okay. Ouch.

Oh, no, you meant to say who, aren't you? Shit. No. Damn it. Okay. That's embarrassing. I just looted. I just learned about the trend.

I don't know what it is. This is normally you. That doesn't get it. It's so much better being on this side. You loser? Play ZDM's Breanclind. From extreme highs to extreme lows. Welcome to Brean Clint's Friday.

Okay, where each week we cover a popular song and it's a competition to see who did the better job or the least bad job. Exactly. It's back for more punishment. And I have chosen a song that I knew was going to be a disaster. Is that, because I know the song, obviously, I've sung it as well. Yes.

I was quite shocked at the song choice. Were you going for train wreck this week? I was going for train wreck, but then hoping for a standout? Yeah. Because you never know. Expecting the worst, hoping for the best. Exactly. Exactly.

I've chosen this week for Friday Oki, Siena Spiro, Die on This Hill. Shbacks of Olivia Rodriguez driver's license. It's one of the most commanding vocal performances on our playlist at the moment. Someone said, I remember, they said, her voice, they hadn't heard a voice like hers since Adele. Yeah, there's something there. I mean, the compliment. So, let's butcher it, shall we?

Yeah. Let's give her to go. This is out works if you're new to Fridayoke. We're not going to sing the whole song. Don't worry about that. We just do the little bit of the start. We're going to play Breeze first because she chose the song, and then we'll play my Siena Spiro

and then we're looking for five live callers to pick the winner of Fridayoke. I just know mine this week is going to make me feel yuck. Well, let's let New Zealand be the judge of that. Here's Breeze, Siena Spiro, die on this hill for Friday Oakey on ZM. If you need me, stop because these words don't have...

At least not to me. they'll be in two days Daddy's will Holy shit It's giving drunk auntie Yeah At the wedding

Who's asked the DJ To put on a song So she can sing it But she's hammered Or she's asked to do a speech And instead of giving a speech She's sung a song to the couple Hey look

It had its moments, okay? No Like someone said, okay, the start was incredible. I've looked over at the producers and Claudia just gave me one little thumbs up. Someone texts in Brie and said, it's giving Miranda sings. People always say that. No, no, lo, lo, lo, lo, people in glass houses should not throw stones. And I don't even know how glass my house is yet, because I haven't heard mine.

This text is so good. It says, wow, was that an angel? Sorry, I meant angle grinder. Someone said nowhere to hide in that song, which is so true. There's really nowhere to hide. That was Breeze? This is my Siena Spiro for Friday, OK. Got me to stay, said that you need me.

Stop because these words don't have a meaning. No, they don't. At least not have me. I'll be more creative A poetic way To say I'm not leaving To the world Your face

Stand here for you No I'm just seeing it through You'll take my life Just for the three Tonight and dies with Beautiful Beautiful. It's the only word I've got beautiful.

Thank you. Just majestic. You say beautiful. Someone said tone deaf. Okay, that's Friday Oki for this week. Now we put it out to the people. We open ourselves up. We become vulnerable for the next five minutes.

Feedback is welcome. The harsh, no, not the harsher. The more honest. The honest, the better. Yeah. Someone said, not me getting in my car and thinking something was wrong with my radio. No, no, perfectly fine. It's just our singing performance.

Someone said that was as flat as my housemate's chest. We're going to play one song and then we're going to come back with five people who will pick the winner of this week's Fridayoke. Let's go. It's got to be one of us. Just beautiful. That made me real emotional. If Bree's the auntie at the wedding, clinter's the grandpa in the shower. ZDM's Brie and Clint

podcast. You know it's a Friday afternoon when you hear Friday Oakey. Friday Oaky! I wouldn't say it's the most upbeat Friday Oakey this week, but it's upbeat in a way that it's very funny to listen to. It's a big song that Bree chose this week. She went for Siena Spiro's die on this hill,

and we did our best. We always do our best, and this week our best sounded like this. I'll take my pride. Stand here. And it also sounded like this. I'll take my pride, stand here for you. And would you believe we have five people champing at the bit to let us know how we went this week.

We'll start with Janie. Hi, Janie. Hi, Jani. Hi. Hi. Hi. You have cracked me up. You have cracked me up.

Oh, you're welcome, Janie. That was the whole point. We definitely weren't trying or being serious. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure, sure. So I'm sitting in a massive traffic jam in Wellington. and I was just laughing my head off and people were looking at me all around

thinking, why is she laughing? Why has that woman gone crazy in the car next to us? Also listening to our show going, I know what she's laughing at. How are you voting for, Janie? I'm sorry, Clint, but I'm voting for Brie. No way. He actually hit the high note.

I'll take it. That note was way too high for me, so I understand, Jane. Thank you, Janie. One point, Bree. Let's go to Miranda. I know 800 dollars at them. Hi, Miranda. Hi, Miranda.

Hi, Breanclan. What are your thoughts this week, Miranda? Voices of Angels? Well, the first thing I've got to tell you is I'm a long-time listener, first-time call. Oh, my gosh. She got it in there. Sure did. Welcome, Miranda.

I can't believe this is the thing that provoked you to finally call. Who are you going to vote for this week? Oh, I've been trying all week for Harry Styles. You wouldn't believe it. But I'm driving and I can sympathise with the girl. in Wellington, everyone's looking at me wondering why I'm laughing. You're welcome. How's your pick? Who you got?

Yeah, I'm definitely a Bree fans. I'm on your side, Bree. You get my vote. Stop it, Miranda. Two points, Bree. Oh, bless your heart. Could be all done and dusted here. Hi, Alice. Hi, Alice. Hi. What do you reckon this week, Alice? Who's your vote for? Clint.

Oh, I'm back. There you go. Thank you, Alice. I really appreciate that. Thanks Alice. Have a good weekend. Lockie's here too. Hi, Lockie.

Hi. Do we do a good job this week, Lockie? Yeah, I think you guys are pretty good. Thank you, Lockie. I'll take that from you. Yeah, and Lockie knows too. Who are you going to vote for, Lockheed? I'm voting for you, Clint.

Yeah, boy. Also, long-time listener, first-time call off. Of the double. Good man, Lockie. Thank you. Thanks, Lockie. It comes down to the decider, and that goes. to Matt, gai-a-day Matt.

Gide, Big Dog, Matt. Hello, hello. Powerful position, Matt. I do have your hopes and dreams in my hand. You do. I can feel that you do, Matt. It all comes down to this. Now, normally, I think with female artists free, you do come ahead, but after that

absolute massacre, I think I'm going to have to go with the surprisingly okay, Clint. Surprisingly okay as a review, I will take. and run with. Thank you, Matt. I'll take my pride. Stand here for you. You have a good weekend, Maddie. Have a good one, guys.

Be safe out there, mate. Surprisingly okay. Compared to mine, anything was okay. Someone texted said, wow, that Lockie Kid is drunk. I hope not. He was like 11. Thank you for all of your votes this week. Appreciate everyone that voted.

No, that's the wrong button. Boop Boop-B-B-Doo-Doo-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D. Thanks. All I want to my birthday is, the birthday banger. Number one songs, when you turn 16, that is what your birthday banger is. And we'll play our favorite one. Stella's doing Dad's birthday banger. Hi, Stella.

Hi, Stella. Hi. How old are you, Stella? I'm 10. Oh, cool. So we can do yours in like six years. but for now we can do Dads, sound good? Yeah.

All right. What is Dad's birthday? Stella. November 30th, 1982. Nice work. That means Dad was 16 in 1998. And here's Dad's Birthday Bangor. Jennifer Page, Crush.

I love it. I think last time it came up in Birthday Bangor, I talked a bit disparagingly about it. And boy, I was taking it. into task by not only my wife, but also friend of the show, Maddie Maclean. He was like, how dare you just respect Jennifer Page. You don't know what you're talking about.

Jennifer Crush paid, Jennifer Crush. Jennifer Page Crush is an icon. Do you like that song, Stella, for your dad? I don't know. Yeah, he likes it. He likes it. Have you heard it before? Probably not.

No. No. Keep on what you say about it. Brie will be mean to you. No, Stella's allowed to say whatever she wants. She's 10. Wait this, Stella. We're going to do Julie's birthday banger.

Hi, Julie. Hi, Julie. Hi. Julie, tell us your birthday, mate. 16th of March, 1986. All right, that means you were 16 in 2002, Jules. And on that day, this was number one. Chakira, Shakira.

What a banger. Huge, Jules. Do you like it? Yeah, love it. Can you do the Shakira dance where you wiggle your hips around like that, Julie? I can give it a go. Yeah.

I have to tape a few things down before I do this stuff like that, Jules. She, Julele gets it. Bree's got a book in with the physio before attempting it. And after. So would I, to be honest. Wait there, Donna gets the last birthday bangers today. Hi, Donna. Hi, Donna.

Hi, how are you all? Good, mate. What have you got planned for your weekend, Donna? I'm hoping to go away and enjoy the sunshine tomorrow. Yes. Sounds good. Where are you going to go? I'm hoping to go to a beach somewhere.

Yeah, it doesn't have. matter where, Donna. Keep your options open, Donna. I like it. What's your day to birth? 25th of the first, 1973. Oh, happy birthday for last weekend, Donna. Oh, thank you very much.

You're welcome. It means you were 16, though, in 1989. And on your 16th birthday, Donna, this had a number one hit. This is Donna's theme song, walking down to the beach. The Proclamers on. I'm going to be. What do you reckon, Donna? Oh, that's a banger.

Oh, you can't go wrong, Donna. No. Everyone knows the words to us. It's a great tune. Exactly. Very good. Wait there, Donna, we've got to choose. Tough choice today.

I like more. I like more. I like more. Jennifer Page, Shakira and the Proclaimers. I'd be happy with any. I'd be happy with any. I got the best vibes from the Shakira song. Okay.

Time and place taken into account. Friday afternoon. Yeah. Any of them, though, are good, but I like Shakira. I've got to stand by what I stand by. Crush Jennifer Page, my girl, Stella. God, we cannot see eye to eye this week, can we? Claudia, you're back in.

All three are available. What's the winner of birthday banger today? I really want to give it to Stella just because I think she's the cutest thing in the world, but I want to hear Shakira. Chequira, Shakira! Julie, congratulations. You're the winner of birthday banger this afternoon.

Oh, get it, Jules. It's awesome. From the year 2002, Here's Shakira. We're never, wherever, on ZM. Lucky you were born that fun. ZN's Brie and Clint. Shakira, on ZDM with Brian Clint,

it's the winner of birthday banger. For Julie, it was number one in March 2002. We got a text from someone who said, Clint, your decision to pick Shakira over Jennifer Page is nearly as bad as your karaoke. I'm texting and your wife and telling her that you disrespected Jennifer Page again. Any excuse for you to text my wife, eh?

I text her even without you knowing. She's the only reason you've got Snapchat, eh? How'd you know that? The NAM's Bree and Clint podcast. The Australian Open is in full swing at the moment. I believe the men's semi-final is on tonight. Both semifinals are on tonight. The first one's on right now?

Yep. Second one's on at 9.30. The night session. So it's all winding down. The woman's finals decided. Yes. It's Sabalinka versus the, she's world number one versus world number three, whose name I can't say.

Speaking of Sabalanka, there was a bit of controversy in her semi-final, which happened yesterday, where she was accused of groaning too much. Grunting. Grunting, groaning, something. Grunting, surely grunting. And they call it, um, a hindrance because it's putting the other player off.

Yeah, I'm in two minds about this. I watched it. I watched it. I called BS. Well, it was particularly the one that she got pinged for. But even if she was letting out a big grown grunt, I feel like it's part of the game. Maria Sharapova used to get the same thing. She was particularly loud as well.

I thought I'd bring back my annual game of grunting or grunting. So, simple game, where I will test you on whether this is a grunt from the tennis or a groan from some indoor gardening videos. From an adult mattress actress. Yes. Or actor. Or actor. Are you ready?

Oh, you haven't loaded any men ones, have you? Let's play and find out. Are you ready for number one? I'm ready. Okay. Here we go. It's clearly tennis. It gave you an easy one to start off.

Clearly tennis. An easy one to start off. That is a tennis grunt. What about number two? It's a ball. That's tennis as well. I can hear the tennis ball on it. I've got the tennis ball left in the sound.

You wouldn't believe it. I feel like I'm good at this game. That is tennis too. Here comes number three. Oh, what could it be? It's tennis Are you sure? Let me, can I double check?

You can double check? If it's not tennis, I'm scared. Tennis. Tennis. All right, number four. Cordia, I can hear the tennis ball. I've put the tennis ball in some of these. Oh, have you?

I'm throwing you off. I'm not making it obvious. Let's make it interesting. Porn star. Nope. What are the chances? Wait, Claude, which one was, which one? Tennis.

Is that not tennis? That was good, Claude. Oh, did you just put some tennis sound effects on there? You got me good. That was a good one. It does sound like tennis, doesn't it? Okay, there you go. With that in mind.

That means this is do or die. This is do or die. I'm two from four. Okay, here we go, number five. What is that? That was indoor gardening. That was a mattress actress. That was Sabalanka.

Oh! He fundled the bag in the last point. Oh, no wonder she got penalised. That's disgusting. There you go. Grunting or groaning. We'll be back next year for the annual game. There you go.

If your misses walks in on you this weekend. Tell you you're watching tennis. Tell you're watching tennis. Why are you watching tennis with your pants off? That's how I like to enjoy Tennis The gentleman's game I'm just really into sinner

Yeah And jockovich I've got to jock it You can jock my bitch Whoa Penalty on that one I reckon The ZDM Podcast Network I am still on the hunt

For a copy of Bree's book At a reasonable price You're too late to the party, mate They've all been sold It's sold out. It's starting to feel like that. That's what I'm telling myself. Because so far, we haven't been able to find any bookstores that are even stocking it.

If you miss it, I've got a family member who really wants to read Bree's book. And I said, let me take care of that for you. Let me find you a copy. But I refuse to spend more than $10. Well, no, it's not that. It's just, it's 18 months old. I feel like I should get a better price now, you know? But I will buy it.

I'm not going to ask for a free book. You do love a good deal, don't you? I love a good deal. And that's why we're looking for the cheapest copy. of Bree's autobiography we can find. How low can you go? Bree's book bargain. But I'm giving up after today.

What, today's the last day? It's today's last day. So what happens to the family member? Well, I'll get them a copy of Brody Cain's book. True, that's a good option, actually. I'll get them Justinda's book. Yeah. We'll get them something else.

You can find that everywhere. Yeah, yeah. Today I thought we'd go to my hometown of Rotrua. Okay. And we'd call a little bookstore called McLeod's Books. Have you called ahead like I told you to yesterday? No, where's the fun on that? Where's the fun in that?

I've got a good feeling, though. A small book shop. Let's see how we go. Not going to have it. Afternoon, the class, press, again. Hi, who was that speaking, sorry? Prue. Prue.

It's Bree and Clint calling from ZDM Radio Station. How are you? Hi there. Good, thank you. Hey, I'm looking for a book and a price check. Do you have Bree's book in there? We did have. What's it called again, remind me?

It's called unapologetically me. That's right. It's good that you know it. We've called a few bookstores and they didn't even know it. That's lovely, Prue. Thank you. They didn't even know it. We sold it.

Oh, okay. Very good. People actually bought it, Prude? They do. Oh, good. It's hard to spell unapologetically. It is hard to spell. Is it easier to search the author?

No, I've got it. You got it? You got it? Yeah, yeah. Who's the idiot. that came up with that title, Prue. I don't know. You've got quite a tricky last name as well.

I know. She should have gone with my title idea of Prue, which was Bree yourself. Oh, God. Yeah, yeah. It's all about you. Just Brue yourself. Prue's hilarious. I love it.

What's our price, Prue? What are we talking? 3799. God, no one's discounted it yet. It's a bargain. Oh, no. What, yeah, I thought it might be in the bargain bin by now, Prue. That's the thing.

Wouldn't you say, Brew, a small price to pay for a wonderful book? Oh, you took the words out of my mouth. I like you, Prue. You and I could hang out. Oh, I got 20 bucks. Prue, what do you reckon? Oh, do you know, I think I could do you a deal except I've sold out, so I'd have to order more out. Hey, you're a sweetheart.

Thank you for talking to us. We appreciate it. Thanks, Brew. See you. See you later. Well, you know what? That was the best result so far. Because at least she knew who the author was.

She knew it. They'd sold out, she said. Yeah. Wasn't a case of they hadn't ordered any in, but they'd sold out. So, you know what? I think I'll take you up on that free copy. Nah, I gave those away. You're going to have to find your own?

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