ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 30th July 2021

Episode Date: July 30, 2021

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3B1 Enter selector 3B1 This one goes out to all my DDJs Who's that? Do you know who that is? Ben will know who it is I don't know

You're not allowed to say Ben Do you know who that was? Deadmau5 3B1 Enter selector 3B1 Do you not know who it is either? I said I do 3-B-1. Enter selector. 3-B-1. Do you not know who it is either?

I said I do. It's not the lyrics though. Oh, is it not the lyrics? Yeah, I was going to say it doesn't sound like the lyrics. Well then, Ben, if you know the lyrics, you do it. You do it. And then see if Brie can get it. Re-wind. When the crowd said what?

Selector. Dizzy Rascal? Nah, not Dizzy Rascal. Is that what the words are? Yeah, it's the song title. Oh, rewind. Yeah. Oh, Dizzy Rascal? Nah, not Dizzy Rascal. Is that what the words are? Yeah, it's the song title. Oh, rewind. Yeah. All I have in my head now for some reason.

Craig David! Craig David! Can you fill me in? No, not that Anastasia. That's the only Craig David song you know. No, I know. Hey, ready? Who sings this? Pen pineapple, apple pan. Who does sing that?

I have a pan. I have an apple. Apple pan. Can we please play that? I forgot about that. I freaking love it. I have a pan. I have a pineapple.

Pin pineapple, apple pan. Oh my God, it's got over 300,000 views. Well, that's not that many. 300 million. Yeah, 300 million sounds about right. Pen Pineapple Apple Pen. P-P-A-P. When was this?

Oh, quite a long time ago now. P-P-A-P. This guy is so good. He's so happy. There's a Brie voice, too. Brie does that voice. P-P-A-P. P- too Brie does that voice Look at his outfit What a ledge

It's so HD I have a pen I have an apple Apple pen I have a pen I have pineapple Pineapple pen Apple pen Pineapple pen Apple pen

Pineapple pen Pen pineapple Apple pen What was that? I have no idea No one knows What's funny is I swear, minus that ugly scarf, a Kardashian would actually wear that set and pull it off.

You reckon? Yeah. Snake skin silk pyjamas. I wonder where that guy is now. Yeah. Do you reckon we could find him and get him on the show? If he's got 300 million YouTube views, he's probably rich, right? Yeah, I'd say so.

Yeah. Should we get him on the show? Yeah. Should we get him on the show? Yeah, can we get him on the show? Ben, that's your challenge for next week. Can we interview the pen pineapple apple pen guy? Hey man, are you plugging anything at the moment? Also, can we get the guy that was on A Current Affair that was like, okay, bounding over.

While we're all requesting guests, can we get Craig David on? Craig David, yeah, Anastasia wants to know some of the songs. That's probably going to be the easiest one out of the ones. Can I get the guy, get your hands off my penis? Can I get the woman? Jeez, the list is getting long. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a big job, man.

It's going to be a big week next week of guests. Yeah. Or we can spread them out over two weeks. What about shoes? Oh, my God, shoes. Are you serious? Did you guys remember that one? Where the, her house is on fire? Oh my god, shoes. Are you serious? Did you guys remember that one?

Her house is on fire? Oh, that doesn't... What was that one? Whose house is on fire? I went downstairs to get myself a cool pop. And I thought, oh lord! My house is on fire!

Can we get Who is that girl off Honey Juju Juju My Juju Is gonna make me win Honey Boo Boo Honey Boo Boo

Honey Boo Boo I'd love to talk to Honey Boo Boo Lock her in Honey Boo Boo And her mum And her mum What's her mum's name again? Carla

Boo Boo Carla Maybe Carla Maybe Yeah Should we do an international birthday banger? Yeah let's do it It's my birthday It's my birthday

It's Brian Clint's birthday banger The podcast Yeah This is where you tell us your birthday In our private But special But inclusive But private

Facebook group You can search Brian Clint Podcast Family On Facebook And leave your birthday On the pinned post at the top And slowly but surely but inclusive but private Facebook group. You can search Brian Clint Podcast Family on Facebook and leave your birthday on the pinned post at the top and slowly but surely we'll get through them all. Which is exactly what Jared Diaz has done from Haggaston Town. Haggastown.

Haggastown? Haggastown. Where's MD? MD USA. MD. Minidota. Minnesota. Maryland. Maryland. Oh, it's Maryland. Okay. MD USA MD Minneapolis Minnesota Maryland Oh it's Maryland

MD Maryland That makes sense Sorry Jared You were born on the 12th of September 1988 Which means you were 16 in 2004 And on the 12th of September This was number one Anastasia's feeling it Brie's feeling it

Ben's not feeling it Gotta have it Yeah this song's good man Banger I reckon this song in good Yeah, this song's good, man. Banger. I reckon this song in 2004 was ahead of its time. Yeah, I think so. It's too well produced and too sexual. It still sounds good now.

Yeah. Okay, let's go to Lillian Burns from Denton, Texas. Lillian, you were born on the 5th of October 1999, so you were 16 in 2015. And on the 5th of October in 2015, were 16 in 2015 and on the 5th of October in 2015 this was number 1

I remember the first time I heard this song and I was like this is way too dark for the radio but it wasn't but it wasn't it worked

he's phenomenal he doesn't get enough credit for how good he is the weekends I love the weekends one of the best live shows But it wasn't. But it wasn't. It worked. He's phenomenal. He doesn't get enough credit for how good he is the weekend. I love the weekend. One of the best live shows I've ever seen. He went a bit weird when he did all that plastic surgery promo. Oh, I can't feel my face? Where he was trying to promo his upcoming stuff. Yeah, can't feel my face.

At the... Super Bowl. Yeah, the Super Bowl and at the award show. He came out and had bandages on and stuff. I don't feel my face. At the... Super Bowl. Yeah, the Super Bowl and at the award show. He came out and had bandages on and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't really understand that. He's always gone for that sort of Beverly Hills, like Mulholland. Have you seen Mulholland Drive, the movie?

Yeah, no. It's a weird movie, and I probably wouldn't watch it if I were you, but that's the vibe I get. I love that you hadn't seen Top Gun, but you've watched Mulholland Drive. Yeah, that's when I was trying to be a bit indie. Anastasia wants to be a bit indie. Have you seen Mulholland Drive? It's like an alternative version of,

what's that movie where the two chicks kiss in the pool? Wild Things? Cruel Intentions. Cruel Intentions, yeah. Have you seen Mulholland Drive? Where's Anastasia? Oldie movie to watch. What?

It'd be a cool movie to watch, yeah, I'd vibe that. You should watch The Labyrinth. You should watch Bridge to Terabithia. Oh, I love Labyrinth. David Bowie forever. You know what I think? I think you need to build a bridge and get over this movie, I think. I will never forget this girl.

Whose name I can't remember. This is the last birthday bag of the week. Keeley Lang from Hawera? Hawera. Hawera in Taranaki. Hello, Keeley. You were born... Oh, Kiwi, how good. You were born on the 26th

of March, 1997. Jeez. Is that when you were born, Anastasia? 97? It was, wasn't it? Which means, Keely. Rough year. You would love the bridge to Terabithia, I'm assuming.

You were 16 in 2013, and here's your birthday banger. Speaking of pen, pineapple, apple pen. This is one of those. Bauer were actually like a proper EDM act. I think it was quite hard for them to get taken seriously after the Harlem Shake for a while. I mean, this would have made them a lot of money. It would have made them a lot of money, yeah.

And they would have booked a lot of festivals off it. All I remember from this song is I was working in radio promo and we were at a festival and it was a foam party and literally all we were doing was running and sliding through all these people and all of this foam and that was us working. It was a great time. Foam parties are so good until you have to go home. And your eyes are stinging like a bitch.

And you're cold and you're wet and no Uber wants to take you. Same with a paint party. Very hard to get a taxi home from a paint party. Yeah, no one wants to drop you home. And no one's going to a paint party sober. Yeah, that's true. I think that was the death of paint parties, actually. The person to me who wants to be cool, wants to vote for the weekend,

but the person who wants to just vibe out on a Friday is going to vote for Sierra Goodies. It's goodies all the way. Have a great weekend, everybody. Not my goodies. Check out my Holland Drive. Came out in 2001. Starring Naomi Watts and Justin Theroux.

Yeah, I'll definitely watch it. Nah. Hey Siri, when are are Bree and Clint on? Bree and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two. What a way to start the weekend. One, two, three. What a way to start the weekend. Two gold medals and a silver medal just in the time we were at the pub having lunch.

God, I can't wait for the weekend Because I'm just going to sit myself right in front of the TV And watch every bit of Olympic Games I can Athletics? You pumped for the athletics? I'm pumped for everything I like to change it up I like to, you know, it's a buffet for me I'll watch the weightlifting, then the archery

Then I'll kick it back to the athletics Then I'll watch the hockey Then I'll watch the softball Then I'll watch the baseballball, then I'll watch the baseball, then I'll watch the rowing. This is all stuff I've actually watched. I was going to say, there's quite a lot in there. I watched the gymnastics last night and the men doing the rings. We're watching everything, the povel horse and that.

But you know the rings where they... What's the povel horse? Povel horse, is that what it's called? Is it the pommel horse? Pommel horse. Pommel horse? Impoverished horse. Itovil horse, is that what it's called? Is it the Pommel horse? Pommel horse. Pommel horse? Impoverished horse. It looks bloody hard, whatever it is.

The rings though, the ones where they're on the rings and they've got their arms out straight. They must be the strongest guys at the Olympics. They do that cross. Yeah. Yeah. How many shoulder injuries do you reckon those guys get? I don't know, but they're the biggest biceps, triceps,

biceps I've ever seen. Yeah, I turned to my wife and I said, you don't like muscles like that, eh? And she said, no, babe, I like you. And I said, thank you. And then I had another piece of chocolate and another glass of wine and just went to bed feeling good about myself.

It's nice. That's not a true story, is it? No, but part of it's true. The chocolate and the wine is true, yeah. Today on the show, we have Friday Oki coming up. We're doing an Imagine Dragons song. We're doing this one right here. How will we go with an Imagine Dragons song?

Olympic themed. Mm-hmm. Because a lot of these athletes have done whatever it takes to win that gold medal. So have we in our singing today. We did whatever it took. To be honest, I did the bare minimum. We'll play that at 5 o'clock

and we'll start the show with Tradie vs Lady. If you'd like to win $50 cash thanks to KFC, you can call us now. 0800 DIAL ZM and you'll go head-to-head with someone else next. Free and Clint. Go. Free and Clint.

Tradies versus ladies. Right, just like the Olympics, we do updates on the tally here and the ladies are sitting at 65 wins for the year and the tradies on 53, just a few wins behind. Can they bring back another win this afternoon? We've got everybody back, so let's rip into it. Our lady today is from Hamilton. She's 40, and she used to row in an eight,

just like the teams that won the medals today. Welcome to the show, Tony. G'day, Tony. Hi there. Out there on Lake Karapiro, were you? Pardon? Were you out there on Lake Karapiro? Yes. Yes, I did row on Lake Karapiro, yep were you? Pardon? Were you out there on Lake Carapiroa? Yes.

Hey, Tony. Yes, I did go on Lake Carapiroa, yep. Be honest with me. How did you look in a Zooty? No, this was years ago. They never had them then. It was just bike shorts and a singlet. Oh, you got away scot-free then.

You'll be taking on our tradie today. Also a lady, 43, drives big-ass trucks and loves it. Welcome to the show, Tammy. Hey, Tammy. Hi. Tammy, the truck driver. You driving B-doubles or what? I'm driving truck and trailer, Tammy.

And, well, I do Timmies as well, but truck and trailer. We got a great big convoy. Ain't she a beautiful sight? Okay, Tammy, your buzzer is tradie. Tony, your buzzer is lady. First to three correct answers takes home 50 bucks cash. Thanks to KFC. Good luck.

Here we go. Question number one. The Olympics are just about to enter the second week of competition. Who is currently number one on the medal tally? Lady. Yes, Tony. China. It is China just ahead of Japan and USA sitting at number three.

One to the ladies. Question number two. Who sings this song? Yes, Tammy. Match Thomas. Oh, you're so close. Three guess, Tony. I don't know.

You're kidding yourself, Tammy. It's Mitch James. You were so close. All right, still one point to the ladies. Question number three. What character does Scarlett Johansson play in Marvel's Avengers series? Yes, Tammy. Black Widow.

Black Widow is correct. Nice work. You've tied it up. Question number four. Who is the celebrity chef who has also been known as the naked chef? Traite. Traite. Traite.

Tammy. Tammy, I believe. Jamie Oliver? Jamie Oliver is correct. You said Traite, didn't you, Tammy? Yeah. Oh, I said tradie. Okay, cool. All right, we're 2-1 to the tradies.

2-1 to the tradies. Question number five. Who had the hit single, Thank You, next? Tradie. Yes, Tammy, for the win. Ariana Grande? We'll take it. She's got it.

Working class woman, thank you very much. I felt the passion in that game, ladies. We appreciate you calling through. But Tammy, you take home the 50 bucks. Speaking of fancy, what would you say if I said, look, New Zealand, we're getting a new tourist attraction and we're going to spend $3.1 million on it? I'd say, ooh, we're getting another Sky Tower

because I reckon we could do with one in Hamilton. It'd be nice for Hamilton to get one. It'd be great. Hey, the Sky Tower is awesome and a great tourist attraction. It's one of my favourite things about Auckland City. It's also great to know where you're going. It's very good. You can always see the Sky Tower.

Christchurch could do with a Sky Tower very flat there. You'd be able to see it from everywhere. It's a great tourist attraction. However, visitors to a highly anticipated new tourist attraction in London have demanded refunds. As they said, it's pretty much just a mound of dirt costing $3.1 million. It's called the Marble Arch Mound of dirt. Costing $3.1 million. It's called the Marble Arch Mound, which I mean mound, technically, a pile of dirt. Just a pile of dirt.

I'm looking at it right now. So this is a man-made hill. Yeah, pretty much. And they're saying it's a tourist attraction. Do they not have hills in England? Like is a hill a weird thing? I understand if you had a tourist attraction in Dubai that was a grassy hill, but I thought

it's pretty rolling country in the UK. They say that it offers a one of a kind view from the top parts and apparently there's people who have posted photos from up the top and it's just all building sites. It's not even a good hill. You know that hill on

Teletubbies? Yeah, it's not even as good as that. It's not as good as that. It's like, it looks like a hill made out of scaffolding. Looks like someone did a really bad job trying to hide their evil lair. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dr. Evil always builds a hill over his... We'll put a tree here

but no grass here, tree there. Do you have to pay to go to this thing? You do. So it'll cost you over $15. $15 to go to a fake hill? Yeah. I don't know exactly what you get because I think they're still trying to figure that out. That's one of the dumbest things I've ever seen.

So I don't know whose idea it was, but it was designed by a Dutch architect. And yeah, it's called the Marble Arch Mound. The Dutch guy's taking the piss. He's done this as like a piece of like activist art. He's gone, I bet I can get $3.2 million to build a fake hill. Can you imagine if that's what he has done with $3.1 million? Like, can you imagine if you were like, here's $3.1 million.

Can you create as a tourist attraction waste it as best you can and you roll up and this is what he's done i wouldn't be happy i wouldn't be impressed he's trolled the whole city we've had conversations on this show before about um tourist attractions where we thought were a bit lackluster yeah just just a bit they're a bit overhyped, some of them. Yeah, a little bit. What did you say? I can't even remember what you said.

I know what producer Ben said. He said the Coliseum, meh. He needs to shush on that because he's never been and yet he still thinks. It's his opinion though. But did you hear, Ben, they're now letting people down into the middle of it.

Well that's a nice change. Like that would be cool. What, so walking around the concourse of the oldest stadium in the world wasn't quite enough for you? That wasn't exciting enough? Yeah, I just. What if Russell Crowe was there recreating a scene from. And then all the Rabbitohs were there. Yeah, a scene from Gladiator. No, not the Rabbitohs

the movie Gladiator. Far out not the rabbit-o's, the movie Gladiator. Far out, you're impossible. I've been to the Coliseum. It's not overrated, but that's your opinion. You're welcome to up in. See, I would love to go. I don't think it'd be overrated. Here's one I haven't been to, but I've heard it's pretty overrated,

the Mona Lisa. See, I don't care to go see the Mona Lisa. Very small. I've heard it's quite small, yeah. Very small and very, very far away. You line up for hours, don't you? Oh, there's huge crowds. You're mostly looking at the Mona Lisa through other people's phones.

Yeah. I mean, Anastasia, any tourist attractions you've been to where you've been like, eh, not that good? Seeing the Mona Lisa, absolutely terrible. Really? Okay. There's heaps of people and also they're just taking photos but it's covered by plastic

so it just reflects your camera back. No one wants to see your Mona Lisa photo either. Yeah, and you're going to get a few bruises. It's like a mosh at a festival. Wow. Why are people so obsessed with it?

What's tiny? I get it that it's because you can't tell what kind of... What's her secret? Yeah, what... Do you use Garnier? Yeah. That's because you can't tell where she's looking or something, right?

It's her smile. Or what emotion or non-smile. Yeah. You can't tell what she's doing. I think it's like the grass hill. I think we might be getting duped by the Mona Lisa. Yeah. What's an overhyped tourist attraction for you?

You've seen a few. Have I? Yeah. You've lived in a couple of countries. I've lived in a few. What I? Yeah. You've lived in a couple of countries. I've lived in a few. What did I think wasn't very good? Remember when we did this last time and someone said Ayers Rock? Yeah, get in the bin.

As if Ayers Rock isn't amazing. Ayers Rock is one of the greatest natural phenomenons on the entire planet. Unexplained. And this guy was like, I saw it. It's just a big rock. No shit. You were going to see the world's biggest rock what did you expect

shut up Ayers Rock is amazing Sydney Harbour Bridge though Sydney Harbour Bridge is overrated no I'm just kidding Sydney Harbour Bridge is pretty good

Sydney Harbour is phenomenal let's take some calls on it and you may have a controversial one like Ben or the Ayers Rock guy maybe you don't like the Sistine Chapel

maybe you don't like the Eiffel Tower maybe I don't think anyone will say this maybe you don't like the Sistine Chapel. Maybe you don't like the Eiffel Tower. Maybe, I don't think anyone will say this, maybe you don't think the Sky Tower's that good. 0800 dial ZM or you can text into 9696. We want to know what's an overrated tourist attraction. Yeah, what are you thinking? Eh, it was okay.

Bree and Clint. ZM, Bree and Clint. Friday Jams. That's Fergie. And London Bridge. There's a tourist attraction, London Bridge. Yeah, speaking of London, a bad tourist attraction, people are saying, is the new one, which is called the Marble Arch Mound,

costing $3.1 million. It's on the edge of Oxford Street, if you want to go, which I don't think you will. Don't. If you want to go, don't. It's just a grassy hill. It's a fake grassy hill. Yeah. Made out of scaffolding with grass put on top of it. Waste of money.

Meet you at the mound, said no one ever. So we're asking you this afternoon on 0800Dials at M, what tourist attraction do you think was a bit eh? Shane's here. G'day, Shane. Hi, Shane. How you going? What do you think? What tourist attraction didn't really tickle your pickle? I've never been out of New Zealand,

and the only one that I can really suggest on is the Sky Tower. Oh, yeah? Wait, wait, Shane, you take that back. What do you give the Sky Tower out of 10, Shane? Well, I'm a builder by trade, and I've done sky rises and big complexes, so going up there was just like riding an elevator and then getting to a work site because it's just a view. Right, right.

So you're actually criticising the Sky Tower on a professional level. Wait, are you criticising – wait a minute, Shane. Are you criticising the Sky Tower's view? Oh, no. Like, to me, it's just a view. Like, everyone's like, oh, it's such an awesome building. Yeah, it's a building. It's cool.

I got in an elevator, got out of an elevator, looked around the sky and went back down again. It sounds like it's a normal everyday thing for Shane. He works out there in the sky. I do that on a daily, weekly basis, so it doesn't really... Everyone was talking it up, and when I got there, it was like, yeah, it was... God, it takes a lot to impress Shane.

I wonder if he went up the Burj Khalifa, if he would be impressed. He'd be like, oh, I mean, it's higher. It's higher-ish. But I mean, you know, you could be this high in a plane. Angela, what's an overrated tourist attraction? You saw it and you're like, eh. Oh, hi, guys. I think Stonehenge is incredibly overrated because it's tiny.

Angela, Stonehenge. incredibly overrated because it's tiny. Angela! Stonehenge! It's really little. You don't even know how the rocks got there. That is the interesting part and I just really felt like it was going to be quite almost spiritual and druid-y and amazing when you got there and

it is just little. Did you try drinking kombucha for the spiritual kind of connection? Yeah, yeah. Did you go into Downward Dog and try and connect with the ancient beings that put it there? I'm looking at Stonehenge now. We've got a scale picture up in front of us. It doesn't look that small. It doesn't look that small, Angela. It's like, that's the thing. It doesn't in pictures. In pictures, you think it's going to be really big.

And then you turn up there and you go, oh my gosh, that's really little. I'm surprised they made such a big deal about it. Angela's like, look, she thinks it's hilarious. Angela's like, this is an average playground. All right, it's on the list, Angela. Thank you very much. We appreciate that, Ang. We can't go there anytime soon.

Mahirangi, what is an overrated tourist attraction in your opinion? The Disney Castle. The Disney Castle? Which one? Like the one in LA? Yeah, the one. Is it the Cinderella one? The one that they have all the fireworks over the top of.

The one that is the Disney logo. The Disney castle. Yeah. At Disneyland. Yeah, it's like very crowded and super underwhelming. Really? The actual castle, not very cool. Disneyland's meant to be the happiest place on earth,

but to you it's just a bit, eh, is that right? No, it's good. Yeah. You're keeping it real. You're like, oh, yeah, I've seen better castles. Have you been to Rainbow's End? Yes. Pretty good, eh?

Yeah. Wow, it takes a lot to impress Lucy. Mahi, okay, that's all good. Thank you very much. Let's go to Lucy for an underrated, overrated tourist attraction. What is it? Leaning Tower of Pisa. Oh, Lucy.

Come on, Lucy. Why? Well, it's in the middle of nowhere and there's just nothing there. Everyone's just posing, getting their photos, and then you walk out and there's just random markets and a McDonald's and that's it.

Right. That is it. Right. That is it. Yeah, but how cool, Lucy, that you're in the middle of nowhere but this one leaning building has attracted all of these people that are there trying to get photos with it. They all just, yeah, they're all just going for the same pose. Did you go, be honest with us, did you go for the pose? I didn't do the pose but I did a pose. Whoa with us, did you go for the pose? I didn't do the pose, but I did a pose.

Whoa, what pose did you do? Yeah. I did like my back leaning with arms folded. I didn't hold it up. Good option. You were leaning. You're like, screw this tower, I'm leaning in this picture. I like that you went original.

Good for you, Lucy. There you go. Okay, you may have heard that good, but officially Stonehenge, Disneyland, the Sky Tower, and the Lady Dara Fiza are not good. I still can't get over Stonehenge. Someone takes them to say the Grand Canyon is overrated. It's like saying the pyramids seem better.

Having a fun, definitely light-hearted conversation last night with my partner about, you know, the Olympics are on and obviously we're not good enough to be at the Olympics, but there's certain things that you believe your partner are so good at that if it was an event at the Olympics, they would win gold. Yeah, it's a compliment. Honest, babe, it's a compliment.

Yeah, definitely a compliment. What we're saying here, it's a compliment. Honest, babe, it's a compliment. Yeah, definitely a compliment. What we're saying here, it's a compliment. I thought we could go around the room and give this a go. Do you want me to kick it off? Yeah, kick it off for us. If re-cleaning anything I have cleaned or re-folding anything I have folded was an event in the Olympics, then my partner would be a gold medalist. She'd be at the top of the podium.

Gold, gold, gold for New Zealand. My partner Lucy, my wife, is listening. I love you. But if shedding hair like some kind of cat and leaving your hair all over the house and all over the bath was an Olympic sport

you would have a gold medal and yes I understand that you've just had our children and it's part of the process and I'm sorry I feel bad about saying it already but I'm just saying you'd get gold if you could I feel like it would be quite a tough stiff competition competition, that event. What about you, Producer Ben?

If my partner was to win a gold at the Olympic medals, it would be for brushing your teeth close to five-plus times a day. Really? Five times? She would go two, three in the morning and then remind me to do it. How's her gums? Are they receding? No, they're good.

Five times a day. Healthy gums. Yeah, really good. Right, okay. Anastasia, oh, rough question for Anastasia. That's all right, she can still participate. Thanks, Brie. If my partner were to participate in the Olympics and be a gold medalist,

it would be for not existing. Oh, good. Very good. Competing now in the invisibility competition from New Zealand. Absolutely no one. Anastasia's boyfriend. Anastasia likes

the exotics. Was that not for on air? I've got one more. I've got one more. Hopefully my partner is not listening. If saying you're keen to watch a movie and then falling asleep 15 minutes later was an event in the Olympics, then my partner would be a gold medalist. That's the idea.

We want people listening, you guys, to give it a go. Yeah. Essentially, it's a passive-aggressive game. But you're awarding your partner a gold medal. That's why it's passive-aggressive. Yeah, but they get a gold medal. So if you want to play, you're going to dob in your partner. What would your partner win a gold medal at if it was an event in the Olympics?

0800, dial ZM, or you can text us on 9696. Brian Clint. What would your partner win gold in if it was an event at the Olympics? Just a nice little bit of passive-aggressive banter this afternoon. Yeah, yeah. That you can have on the radio with us. Send your partner to the Olympics with us. Start with Brayden.

Hi, Brayden. Hi, Brayden. G'day, mate. Brayden, what would your partner win gold in if it was an event at the Olympics? That would be doing the washing and then leaving it folded on the couch. Oh! And the Kiwis out in front.

And yes, the underwear from last Tuesday still sitting in between the cracks of the couch. Hey, at least it's folded, Brayden. You know, it could just be like our house is a big old mound of washing sitting in the corner. That's our house too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's why it's a gold and not a silver. Yeah, right.

Okay, no, good. That puts her head and shoulders above. We appreciate it. Nice work, Brayden. Good work. Josh is here. Josh, are you willing to send your partner to the Olympics this afternoon? Yeah.

Every time I ask him to cook dinner, it's always mince on toast, but he makes mince enough for like a village. If there was a gold medal, an event for making the most mince on toast, your partner would win. Does he jazz it up at all? Is there any like carrots or peas in there or anything? No, it's just plain old mints on toast. Just mints on toast.

Better than something else on toast. Yeah, well, it's always better than something else on toast. Shit on toast. Oh, I got it. Someone on the text machine, someone said, putting dishes on the bench instead of inside the empty dishwasher, my partner would win gold. Or, like you said before, that's a competitive field.

Leaving things in the sink is a hotly contested category. Someone else said my partner, if it was an event at the Olympics, would win gold in pot smoking. Yep. It's a long, slow competition, that one. Not much happens for ages. Clark's here. G'day, Clark.

G'day, Clark. Yeah, how you doing? What is the event that if it were to be at the Olympics, your partner would win gold at? My wife would win it for snoring. She's pretty bad. She's real bad. She's like a freight train, is she? Yeah, probably more like a diesel electric freight train.

She'll probably much bring the roof down on you. She's committed to her sport too, right? She trains every night? Oh, not every night. You can probably get a couple of nights a week. It gets to the point, you know, once you discover that rubbing your toenails down or calf muscle doesn't work,

you've got to go out of bed and go and move to the couch, you know? You know what, Clark? That's not actually a bad idea. I feel like we could actually make this into an event. We could get a bunch of people, we can put them in beds and then we could test how loud... Get the decibel meter. Decibel meter and your partner

could win gold. Yeah, I reckon she would. I mean, sometimes she actually wakes herself up. You know, you give her a nudge and she says yeah, yeah, I know I'm snowing. That's the sign of an elite athlete, Clark. Let's go to Emma. Finally, Emma, what would your partner win gold at the Olympics for? My partner would win gold at the Olympics for man looking.

Oh, such a stellar event at the make-believe Olympics. What does he always have a man look for? The biggest man look is when he's looking for something in the fridge. It'll be right in front of him and he can't see it. One of the hardest events within the event of man looking, finding something in the fridge. Yeah, the fridge is a hard one, followed closely by the pantry, followed closely by right in front of you.

Use your bloody eyes. Where are my keys, though? I had them yesterday. They're in your pocket. What about my wallet? Thanks, babe. It's time to play the one second song challenge This is the one second song challenge

Where we go head to head Guessing songs But we play as a team And if you can work together with us One second. This is the One Second Song Challenge, where we go head-to-head guessing songs, but we play as a team, you know? And if you can work together with us in a team, you can win yourself 50 KFC chicken dollars this afternoon. That's right. We need our team members. Who's first up?

Sarah, are you there? Yeah, hi. How are you? Good, thank you. Sarah, who would you like to be on a team with? Me or Clint? I'll go with you, Bree. My name's Bo, by the way, not Sarah.

Oh, sorry, Bo. Someone called Sarah must have owned your phone number before you because caller ID says you're Sarah. Drastically different to Bo. Well, welcome to Team Bree. Let's see who Clint will be playing with. Kristen, you're on my team. Hi, sweet.

All right, guys, have you heard this game before? Yes. Okay, well, let's go. Yeah, I'm ready. We'll go through the rules just in case. So essentially, Ben, Clint and I will go head-to-head. We will verse each other here in the studio. Ben will play a song.

The first person to guess the artist and the title of the song gets a point. And then you guys will go head-to-head, Sarah and Kristen, okay? That's Bo. Bo Oh my god Sorry Bo She's your teammate I really have to win for you now hey Anastasia what's our theme this week?

This week's theme are Spotify's global top songs right now so these are current songs. Oh okay It's gonna be hard for me No no you got this Brie you got You got this, Brie. And so does Bo. So does Sarah. Should we start with Bo and Kristen first? Yep, yep.

Okay, yeah, you guys are up first. Yeah, you guys go first. Oh, actually, no, no, no. You guys show them how it's done. So, Clint and Brie are going to be first. Just trying to get out of it. No, no, no, you're right. Alright, let's hear song number one. Clint. That's Dua Lipa without DaBaby levitating.

We had to remove DaBaby because he's cancelled for being a homophobe. Yep, yep. I would have accepted Dua Lipa, but yes, that is true. This is the non-debaby version back Bo I'm not anywhere at this point I don't think I had no clue not one clue

come on Bo you need to pick up the tea here we go Bo and Kristen just make sure you yell out your name when you know the answer let's hear song number two. Bo. Oh. Bo's in. Yep.

Oh, that took me so long. Ed Sheeran, Bad Habits. Yes, Bo. Well done, Bo. You're really carrying the team there, mate. Back in the game. Bo, get it, get it, get it, get it. All right.

Bo, get it, Bo down. And with that, we'll give Brett a chance. Bo, get it, Bo down. To redeem himself. Let's hear song number three. Clint. Bruno Mars, Anderson, Pac Pack Leave the Door Open I'ma leave the door open Do not do that dance Clint

That's not appropriate mate How did you not get this? You love this song Brie I hate this song so much And with that We'll go back to Kristen and Bo You guys ready?

Yeah You can win it here Kristen If you get this one, you win the game. I'm so nervous, but I'll be fine. Let's hear song number four. Bo. Oh, Bo again. What'd she say?

Olivia Rodrigo. And what's the song name? Deja Vu. Bo, I feel like you should be doing my job. What's the song name? Deja Vu. Do you get deja vu? Bo, I feel like you should be doing my job. You're way better at it. Bo. You came out of nowhere with that.

Bo, Bo, Bo. Bo diggity, Bo doubt. I need to get this one so bad because Bo has done such an amazing job. This is a tie break. All right, let's. It is so hard to hear through my phone too, doesn't it? Oh, no. Don't make me feel even worse, Bo. No, no, you've got this.

You're crushing it, Bo. All right. We'll go back to Bree and Clint for the tie break. Let's hear song number five. Clint. Why did I go early? I don't know it. All right.

It's Ariana Grande I think I'm crazy I'm going to need an answer No, I don't have it Three, any guesses? I think I'm crazy Is it 34 plus 35? Bo.

Bo. She's come to play finally, Bo. I can't believe it. It was like the Rugby Sevens New Zealand team last night against Great Britain. They've came back and we've taken it out, Bo. Congrats, Bo. Sorry, Kristen.

They're so good. Good game. Good game. I've we've taken it out, Bo. Congrats, Bo. Sorry, Kristen. That's all good. Good game. Good game. I've got a sweaty upper lip, Bo, but you're getting the $50 of KFC. Nice work. Also, shout out to Sarah. Whoever Sarah is. Whoever Sarah is.

Bree and Clint. Today, another batch of celebrities dropped for Celebrity Treasure Island. And we're very lucky to have the wonderful Candy Lane in the studio with us. Hi Candy. Hi. Hello Candy. Hello Broome. You saucy minks. Candy and I had quite a good relationship on the island. You were just very, I don't know, caring of everyone. Kind of like the mum of the island. Oh, why thank you for saying that. Not a regular mum, though. No. A cool mum.

Crazy mum. Crazy Archie Candy. You made me feel very comfortable, so I really thank you for that. Candy Lane, I know you're very upfront, you're honest. I want you to tell me one honest secret that nobody knows that happened on the island. Okay. Just telling you.

No one else. No, no one else is listening. It's just me and Clint. Just us. Yeah, just us. Just quietly. In the island. Okay. Just telling you. No one else. No, no one else is listening. It's just me and Clint. Just us. Yeah, just us. Just quietly. In the cone of silence. You know how they check all our bags when we're going in?

They're very strict. They take all of this contraband off you guys. Couldn't take pegs to hang your washing out or anything. But I was a bit sneaky because we were allowed to take some toiletries, a little bit of toiletries and a little bit of makeup. So I put things like curry powder into little containers and marked them blush and chicken salt, which I labelled face powder. And just, you know,

little things that would make our rice taste a little bit better for a couple of days. See, that's the kind of strategy that I'm looking for in a Celebrity Treasure Island teammate. That's amazing, Candy Lane. I would never have guessed that. Were you tempted to fill just, I don't know, a bottle of cleanser with, I don't know, vodka or something like that.

I might have. No comment, Candy Lane. This is what you say, no comment. No comment. It's a very good cleanser right here. It's really good for the pores. Well, actually, it's toner, isn't it? Right, it's toner.

It's got more alcohol in it. Yes, right. Well, it changes my tone. I love that. Look, Candy, I thought we could play a bit of a game, and I like to call this game Take Me to the Candy Shop. Could you dance to this, Candy Lane? I can dance to anything. Essentially how this game works is we're going to ask you a question,

and then you answer with a yes or a no, but a yes is I'd take that to the candy shop and a no is no, I wouldn't. No, I would not take that to the candy shop. Should I kick it off? Yeah, okay, go on. All right, Candy Lane, wearing Ugg boots to the supermarket. No.

No, you would not take that to the candy shop? Gotcha. Yeah. No, I would not take that to the candy shop. Good, very good. Wearing Ugg boots at all no no oh wow okay all right good to know where you stand have you ever you got one for a clint um okay let me think i'm trying to picture you um dancing on tables when you go out to to da clubs. Yes, I would take that to the candy shop. I love that. I love that.

Can I ask you, Candy Lane, because you know everybody that's on Celebrity Treasure Island. We only know some so far. So without revealing anybody, would you invite everybody who was on Celebrity Treasure Island 2021 to your birthday party? No, I would not take that to okay but who that is very very good um last one one more for you last one uh wearing no bra in public no i would not take that to the candy shop uh good to know uh absolutely good to know um candy lane We're looking forward To seeing how you go

On Celebrity Treasure Island I know you're going To smash it You're going to do Such a good job on there So go well And Celebrity Treasure Island Is back

On TVNZ2 This September Out wait Candy Lane I can't wait To see you on the screens You're an absolute Hoot

Lots of one liners From Candy And I can't wait To see it. I shiver with anticipation. Bree and Clint. I played a bit of a game with you guys at this exact time yesterday where I'd found this article where it was artists

who had talked about songs of theirs that they hate. Yeah. And it's quite interesting to try and guess what song they really dislike of their own. It's interesting when it's one they clearly still have to do at gigs. Yeah. Because people want it. They want to hear that song.

And most of them are their biggest songs. I'm not going to lie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're probably sick of them. It was yesterday anyway. Do you guys want to play another round? Yeah, let's play another round. Of guess the song the artist hates the most of their own.

As I said, catchy name. Let's kick it off with Miley Cyrus. Miley Cyrus. What song do you think Miley... The Climb. You think Miley hates The Climb the most? Yeah, I think she's grown out of it. Mum, I mean, there's always

going to be another mountain. Exactly right. Anastasia, I'm going to need you to lock a song in. Actually, I feel it could be Wrecking Ball. Wrecking Ball? Okay. I'm going to lock that in. Anastasia going with Wrecking Ball.

Clint going with The Climb. It's actually this song. Miley hates her best song. She said she hates the song, even though for some reason the people love it. She's probably sick and tired of performing it. It's nostalgic. I think that's why people love it.

Written by Jessie J. Did you know that? Really? Yeah. Interesting. Okay, give us another one. Right, what about The Goat? He's got a million hits, Ed Sheeran.

Oh, that Beyonce one. Oh, perfect. Perfect, or Thinking Out Loud. Okay, perfect. You have to pick one. Or... I'm going to say Sing. Sing.

I'm going to go with Left Field there, yeah. Right, Anastasia's looking in Sing. What about you, Clint? Or what about, Oh, Misty Eye of the Mountain Below? I reckon he writes it. Yeah, because it's only in New Zealand, eh? Yeah.

Okay, I'll go with Perfect. Right, you're going with Perfect. Anastasia going with Sing. You both have missed out. Oh, what is it? This. I'd have to say I kind of get it.

Because, only because it was played so much. It was so big. And he has to do all of the instruments. That's what I was thinking about. He put too many instruments in there. Since then, yeah, Sheeran felt like the song wasn't him and said it took him a month or two to actually be convinced to put it on the album.

Right. Another month before they persuaded him to put it on as a single. Okay, Ed Sheeran hates Shape of You. Give us another one. What about Nicki Minaj? Super Bass. Super Bass. You're both locking in Super Bass.

Yeah, because it's too hard to sing. It's one of those boys in the boobie system, top down AC with the cooler system. Oh, you guys were so... Every white girl knows the rap to Super Bass. Yeah, have you seen that meme? It's like me not being able to remember all of my uni papers or whatever, but being able to remember every word to Super Bass.

You're both wrong. It was so close. But it's the other one. Starships. One of us should have said Starships. Nick McGarge said, I hate Starships. I mean, have said Starships. Nick Minaj said, I hate Starships. I mean, ew, Starships. I'm like, why did I do that?

I really think that every time I hear it. This was her biggest song when it came out. It was huge. Massive. Still a banger. I reckon this still holds up. Right, I've got two left. Neither of you have got a point yet, so it's still a fair game.

Selena Gomez. Oh, her entire back catalogue Rude Savage She's got some bangers Just more B-side ones I don't like her singles The one When You Ready Come and Get It

Come and Get It Nah, nah, nah Not very feminist. What are you locking in, Clint? I've got to be honest, I am... That one where she talks about whiskey, Whiskey on the Rocks. What's that song?

Anyway, it's not that one. It's Come and Get It. She's ac that one. It's Come and Get It. She said the song, Gomez said the song sounds like a Rihanna reject and that it's very difficult for her to perform live. She also said she released it when she was young and wanted a hit, but she's grateful for what it has done for her. Hey, I love that honest answer. When you're ready to hey, hey, hey love that honest answer. When you read the he-he-he-he-he.

That song slowed down as hilarious. Anastasia is one. Clint is zero. You could tie it all up here, Clint, or Anastasia could take the gold. What about Lorde? Oh. Does Lorde hate one of her songs? Okay, I know that there's a few that have been, like, taken off.

Is it something off the Love Club EP? I don't know if she hates this song, but she's definitely voiced. It's her least like. I know that she removed the Love Club from the... I'll give you a hint. This is what she has said about this song. She said, when talking about the melody, it's just not as good as something I could have written.

It's a bit of a relic. Tennis court? Oh, Love Club is so good. Is it Million Dollar Bells for Lords? Are you locking that in? Yeah. Anastasia, what are you locking in? I'm going to change to, I'm going to change to tennis court.

Okay, locking in Tennis Court. The song Lorde is a bit eh about is this. And we'll never be royals. Royals. It's a running out. What? And I quote, Lorde said she understood why it was a hit, but groaned when talking about it, calling the melody

just not as good as something I could have written now. Wow, wow, wow, okay. She's just sick of it. She's just sick of it. Absolutely. She's just sick of it, yeah. And all artists would get a bit that way. Yeah.

With their biggest hits, you know. They have to do them over and over again. Yeah, I mean, who couldn't have written a better song than Royals, right? Brie and Clint. And now it's time for Br Bree and Clint's most popular segment Friday Oki I love Friday Oki, it's the best

I listen every Friday, I never miss Friday Oki Thanks Bree and Clint, you've made my Friday again Friday Oki Been a while since the Afternooners have been subjected to Friday Oki. I know, but if you don't remember this segment, if it was an event in the Olympics to sing badly, I feel like we would take gold and silver. Gold medal, yeah, absolutely.

Every time. We each spend 15 minutes with a professional audio engineer. Today it was producer Ben who cleaned up our version of Bree's choice, Imagine Dragons, Whatever It Takes. Underrated song. Gave me the Olympic vibes, hence why I chose it. As the person who chose the song, you have the honour of going first. Anything you would like to say before we play your Friday Oki this week, Bree?

I apologise in advance. I'm so sorry. You'll get to hear them both and then you get to vote on which one is the best. We take five votes to pick a winner. But here it comes. Brie's Imagine Dragons for Friday Oki.

Falling too fast to prepare for this Tripping in the world could be dangerous Everybody circling is vulturous Negative, nepotist Everybody waiting for the fall of man Everybody praying for the end of times Everybody hoping they could be the one I was born to run, I was born for this

Whip, whip, run me like a racehorse Pull me like a ripcord Break me down and build me up I wanna be that slip, slip Word up on your lip, lip Letter that you rip, rip Break me down and build me up. Whatever it takes. Because I love the adrenaline in my veins.

I do whatever it takes. Because I love how it feels when I break through the chains. I do whatever it takes. That's it. It's over. it takes. That's it. It's over. Thank God. It's over. Man, I feel like I could take on Usain Bolt in the 100 metres up.

Listen to that. Yeah, me too. Let's play yours, shall we? Here you go. This is my Friday Oki. My take on Imagine Dragons. Falling too fast to prepare for this. Friday Oki. My take on Imagine Dragons. run I was born for this whip whip run me like a racehorse pull me like a ripcord break me down and build me up I wanna be the slip slip word upon your lip lip letter that you rip rip break me down then build me up whatever it takes cause I love the adrenaline in my veins I'll do whatever it takes Cos I love how it feels when I break the chains

I'll do whatever it takes Something, something, something, I'm ready for it The guy is actually quite a good rapper it turns out. He's so good, he's ridiculous. One of those that you've just heard has to win Friday Oaky this week. Who is it, though? Is it Brie or is it me? You can make your vote right now on 0800DIALZM.

And as always, your feedback is welcomed on the text machine on 9696. Ross Boss has just messaged to say he's drafting a proposal to make Friday Oki an official crime. Brian Clint. Friday Oki. The Olympics are on, and we had an Olympic challenge this week to sing this Imagine Dragons song. Pretty sure my version would have inspired no one. Maybe, actually, maybe it would have inspired people

to put their kids into singing lessons. You don't know. Someone might be listening right now on their way to their under-12 soccer practice for the weekend and they might have heard your song and gone, you know what, she inspires me to greatness. No, I'm honest with myself. Breeze Imagine Dragons sounded like this.

And my Imagine Dragons sounded... Sorry, some bonus content this week. My Imagine Dragons sounding like this? Whatever it takes Cause I love the adrenaline in my veins I'll do whatever it takes Cause I love how it feels when I break the chains I'll do whatever it takes

There we go. Five votes will decide the takes. Here we go. Five votes will decide the winner. Gerald's here. Happy Friday, Gerald. G'day, G-Dog. Any constructive feedback for us before you vote? Yeah. I know you guys are trying to show love to the Olympics,

but this is actually Olympus has fallen, really. Olympus has fallen. I kind of have to agree with you, really. Olympus has fallen. I kind of have to agree with you, Gerald. Gerald, who fell harder? Who are you voting for this week to win? Well, I think Clint, you fell harder, so I'm going to give it to Bremen.

There we go. Are you serious, Gerald? I mean, I'll take it, but... I don't know about that. Don't look at gift awards in the mouth. Thank you, Gerald. Tony's here. Hi, Tony. Hi, Tony.

Hey, guys. How are you? Good, Tony. What are your thoughts this week? Yeah, no, it's been good this week. I'm pretty fired up. I think I'm going to have to go with Bree on this one. You're going with me.

Nice, Tony. 100% Bree. Tony, you're an absolute saint, and I appreciate that pity vote. Let's go to Jodie. It's not a pity vote. You're in the lead. Let's go to Jodie. Hi, Jodie.

G'day, Jodie. Hi. Are you watching the Olympics? No, not really. Good. Then there's no context to this for you. It's just us singing Imagine Dragons. Who are you going to vote for this week?

I'm going to vote for you, Clint. Thank you very much. Fair enough, Jodie. Was it inspirational? Did you find it inspirational, Jodie Clint. Thank you very much. Fair enough, Jodie. Was it inspirational? Did you find it inspirational, Jodie? Oh, you know, I just thought it was great.

Like, you sounded really in key. Yeah, okay. Really in key. I just, you just ooze sincereness, Jodie. Thanks, Jodie.

Jasmine's here. Hi, Jasmine. Jazz. Hi. Hi. Hi, Jazz. Are you going to take us to tie break Or are you going to award Bree the victory

Who are you voting for What do you think Jazz Well Bree you were excellent You were so good You were awesome So I think this vote is going to have to go to Quinn Way to build me up Jazz

Really sucker punched you there, didn't she? Thank you, Jez. We're at tiebreak. Blair's here. Oh, Briar. Hi, Briar. Hi, Briar. G'day, g'day.

How are we? Good, thank you, Briar. What are your thoughts? Good. Feelings? I mean, you both did a fabulous job. I mean, I can't fault the rap side of it, but... Don't laugh, Raya.

I know what you're laughing at, and it's my part, the chorus. I know you're laughing at it. I've tried. That's me. What is that about misery, Raya? Do you want my honest answer? Usually, I am always team Brie. I'm always team girl. Girl power hard.

But I do have to give this one to Clint. I'm sorry. That's fair enough. But, Briar, you know that means you have to come back and vote for me next week. Absolutely. Okay, deal. Absolutely. Deal. Whatever it takes.

Cause I love the adrenaline in my veins. I'll do whatever it takes. I am getting roasted on the text machine. It is so funny. Someone says, I love you, Brie, but your vocals made me cringe. And that's another Friday Okie done for another week. Seven days before you have to hear us sing again. Brie and Clint.

Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Brie and Clint's Birthday Banger. Here we go. Birthday Banger time. Three people's birthdays. What was number one on their 16th?

Well, we're about to tell them. First up is Ruby. Hi, Ruby. Hi, Ruby. Hi, how's it going? Good, thanks. I believe you're doing this for your partner, Daniel, who's turning how old today?

He's turning the big three out today. Oh, very kind of you to gift up your spot for the birthday boy. Have you already done your birthday banger before? No, mine's October, so I'll just have to wait. Oh, you're a bit cute putting him first. Oh, he's out trucking, earning us money, so I've got to give him a birthday shout out. Nice.

Is he listening right now? I hope so. Go on, give him a birthday message. Yeah, there you go. That's nice. Perfect. Okay, Ruby, what is Daniel's birthday? The 30th of July, 1991.

All right, he was 16 in 2007 on the 30th of July. And Daniel, if you're listening, here's your birthday banger. I hope you know, I hope you know That this has nothing to do with you. Big girls don't cry. What a jam. What a jam. You know, when we hosted our birthday banger live in Christchurch a couple of weeks ago,

this was voted the supreme birthday banger. It won. Yeah. It is a good jam. It is a good jam. It's just one of those songs where we've all just belted it in the car and had a cry. Yeah, it's a classic. Let's go to Eric.

Hi, Eric. G'day, Eric. Hey, how's it going? Good, thanks. How's your Friday going? Oh, can't complain. Going into the weekend, how good. What's your birthday, Eric?

My birthday is 8th of November, 1974. Right, you were 16 in 1990 on the 8th of November. And on that day, this was number one. Bon Jovi. When's favourite? There's no Backstreet Boys, but look, we'll take it. Were you hoping for the Backstreet Boys? Oh, that or S Club 7, you know.

Oh, I loved you, Eric. Okay. They're both great ones. We've played that song as a winner before, and it broke me. Let's go to Carla, finally. Hi, Carla. G'day, Carla. Hi.

So far, before hearing yours, Carla, what would you pick? Big Girls Don't Cry or Bon Jovi? Oh, Big Girls Don't Cry. Yeah Jovi? Big Girls Don't Cry. Yeah, me too. Interesting, interesting. Well, let's see what yours is. What's your birthday? 30th of July, 1990.

Wait a minute. What's your birthday today as well? This. Oh, happy birthday. Happy birthday, Carla. Oh, cool. Have you had a good day? I'm working.

I'm just finishing up work at the moment. Oh, okay. But I've got next week off, Carla. Oh, cool. Have you had a good day? Thanks. I'm working. I'm just finishing up work at the moment. Oh, okay. But I've got next week off, so. Oh, amazing. How good. Getting everything ready to make sure everything's set for my co-workers. Okay, perfect. Let's do your birthday banger.

You were 16 in 2006 on the 30th of July. And Carla, on your birthday, here is your birthday banger. On this day, in what year, Brie? 30th of July 2006. This was number one. Do you like that? This was a few people's sexual awakening, Carla. Yeah, that's a banger.

Okay, wait now. Love Carla, love that one. Love Eric. I have to vote for Big Girls Don't Cry. I'm going Buttons, Pussycat Dolls for a Friday. Oh, Lev Fiora did not pick that from you. Okay, we're going to split vote. Who had the last split vote?

It was Ben, wasn't it? I think it was Anastasia. Okay, Ben. Yeah, it's Ben's turn. Ben, what's the winner of birthday banger today? Ooh, it's hard. You can pick any of the three. Yeah, I'm, yeah.

I think I'm going to go Fergie. Alright. Because she's called up for a partner and it's her big 30th, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I gotcha.

Ruby, congratulations. You and Daniel have just won birthday banger. Woo-hoo! Yeah, what a birthday present. Better sing in extra loud, Rubes. Here we go. A Friday sing-along.

The winner of Birthday Banger is Fergie and Big Girls Don't Cry on ZM. It'll get ya. The winner of Friday Okie today from Fergie is Big Girls Don't Cry taking down Bon Jovi and the Pussycat Dolls. What it do, baby boy? Yeah, little mama, you looking good. Such a vibe. What a player from the...

What it do, baby boy? You got it like that. Big Snoop Dogg. Oh, I thought I saw a booty tag. I'll show you how I go that. Yeah, I want to go that. Me and... Bree and Clint.

The Olympic Games is what everyone is talking about. Obviously, it's huge. It's massive. Gold medals are being dished. Obviously, it's huge. It's massive. Gold medals are being dished out left, right and centre. The Kiwis won a bunch today. Yeah, they're just giving them away. It's great. And I thought, have you ever thought to yourself,

I wonder how much these medals cost? Yes, I have. Because I'm pretty sure for this Olympics, a lot of it is partly recycled materials. Yeah, Japan is usually using old e-waste, like old smartphones and stuff, and the components out of smartphones to create the metals. Yeah.

It is cool. Which is really cool. Which also means your metal might have 5G. Yeah, which is, I mean, they didn't have 5G back in the day. True, true, true. It had 2G. Could have 2G? Yeah.

Your metal could be a bit 2G? There's this article talking about how much the gold Olympic medal is actually worth. Oh, yeah. I'd be interested to hear what do you think based on, you know, the materials that are in the medal, how much do you think in New Zealand dollars that medal would actually be worth? I'm not saying how much you would get for it.

No, no, no. For the materials, how much is it worth? So there's no way it's real gold because they're massive, these medals, and that would be worth like tens of thousands of dollars. That's like a bar of gold. So I reckon they might be gold-plated, and because of that I reckon the medals cost maybe $500 each to make. About 500 bucks.

Because you want them to be a bit special, right? Yeah, you want them to have at least a little bit of gold in it. Yeah, yeah. Or else what's the point of calling it a gold medal? Yeah, gold. According to this article. Because then you could just get a rose gold medal. Well, that's true.

That's what they do for the bronze. According to this article, a gold medal, the one that they're dishing out at the Olympics, is worth about $1,100. Whoa. Okay, yeah. That's a lot, considering they had to give nine of them to the rowing team today.

I know. Just for one event. It's like it gets so many medals, hey? But, I mean, then there's also, like, the swimming where a lot of athletes win multiple medals. Yeah. Like, so many. Yeah, $1,100.

I mean, imagine, though, $1,100, but you're never going to sell it, are you? You're never going to sell that medal. I knew of an Aussie Olympian. Some people might know who she is, Susie O'Neill. She was a swimmer, very good swimmer. She spoke out about one time how she threw her medals in the bin. Did she? Yeah.

She went through a really weird stage in her life and she got the medals. Oh, she threw them on purpose, not on accident. Yeah. She didn't get rid of a box of stuff that had her Olympic medals in it. Nah. Isn't that interesting? I can see it. You're like, I am not defined by these medals.

Get them out of my life. I'm pretty sure her husband rescued them without her knowing, but don't quote me on that. But quite interesting. But at the end of the day, these athletes, I mean, there was that amazing story about the first Filipino person, that woman in the weightlifting, to win, she won a gold medal. First person ever to do it.

You know she got houses and stuff? Wait, what? She was the first person to win a gold medal? For the Philippines. Oh, I see what you mean. Yeah, for the Philippines. Oh, right, right, right. First person to win a gold medal.

And she, like, was praised and she got houses and gifts and all this kind of stuff. Like when you win the Hunger Games. Yeah, pretty much. I mean, what would you rather, a gold medal or a Tesla? I'd rather have a gold medal. You're such a liar. Bree and Clint.

This weekend, you may be going out to have a couple of responsibly poured, responsibly consumed drinks. And if you are, that's absolutely fine. And on Saturday or Sunday morning, you may feel responsibly hungover. And that's perfectly normal. But if you reach for one thing in particular, apparently it's not going to help you hangover at all. Uber Eats.

Because I call BS. I think Uber Eats will help you hang over at all. Uber Eats. Because I call BS. I think Uber Eats will help you hang over. I think it helps you a lot. No, the doctor that I'm about to play you a TikTok video of has not said Uber Eats. Is he a real doctor or is he a TikTok doctor? He's both, I think. He's that doctor. He's that TikTok doctor.

Oh, he's not the guy that calls himself Dick Tok. No, who's that? Oh, it's a doctor on TikTok. Does he he's not the guy that calls himself Dick Tok. No, who's that? Oh, it's a doctor on TikTok called, and he's... Does he do dick stuff? His TikTok is called Dick Tok. Oh, no, not that guy. He does all genital stuff. Ben, can you put the picture of him on the screen?

Maybe you'll recognise him. Anyway, this is the advice from the doctor of what you shouldn't have if you are hungover this weekend. This is why you should never mix paracetamol and alcohol. When you take paracetamol, it's broken down by the body into various chemicals. One of these chemicals is a toxic compound that can damage liver cells. To prevent this damage, the liver produces glutathione to neutralize this toxic compound. Glutathione also neutralizes acetaldehyde, the toxic breakdown products of alcohol. If you mix paracetamol and alcohol, it's just not enough glutathione to go around neutralizing the toxic breakdown products of alcohol and paracetamol.

There you go. It's going to attack your glutathione. You lost me at glutathione. I'm like, what is he talking about? He's talking so fast. I can't understand anything you're saying. I know what you're saying, but my head hurts. I need to have something. So what if you don't take Panadol?

What do you take? Nurofen. Nurofen? Yeah. Is that what he says? Yeah. This is what this doctor, who has 4.1 million followers, Dr. Karan Raj on TikTok, says Nfeedings fine, Panadol is not.

You know what else actually helps you when you're feeling really hungover to feel re-energized and kind of stand up straight and be ready? Another beer? Viagra. Free in Clint. Residents at the Ronda Das Fontinas apartment complex. Sounds nice. In Spain have been awoken and quite angered by noise coming from one of the apartments in the building. Okay. It sounded like someone was having a very wild party. Music was pumping very loud and it went till all hours of the night.

Okay. School noise control, you know. Just do it anonymously, be that neighbour and just get yourself some sleep. Yeah, so that's pretty much exactly what they did because they'd had enough. This had been going on for hours but turns out the owners of the apartment where the

noise was coming from were away on holiday. They weren't even home. the owners of the apartment where the noise was coming from were away on holiday. Oh, okay. They weren't even home. Right. So it couldn't have been them. Turns out it was their family cat who had bumped the stereo and then managed to turn it up to full volume

and was having a crazy rave party in the apartment. That poor cat. Can you imagine how skits it would be going? Because cats have amazing hearing anyway. Yeah, I know. If they've turned on the stereo and they're getting blasted with that sort of stuff. The poor thing.

They're calling it the feline DJ. And it's crazy because I've actually managed to get my hands on the cat's set list. Have you? Yeah, this is the actual set list that was played out get my hands on the cat's set list. Have you? Yeah, this is the actual set list that was played out in the apartment by the cat. Yeah. First one on the list was the Pussycat Dolls.

I mean, pretty predictable from the cat. Banger. But yeah, banger nonetheless. Next up, the cat liked to spin, was a bit of the Atomic Kittens. Downbeat, I like it. It's a classic. Got to mix it up. Turns out the next song on the set list for the cat that started the music in the apartment was a bit of Tom Jones.

I'm noticing a theme here. The theme? Drinking songs. Yeah, absolutely. The last song that I managed to get my hands on, this is the last song that the cat played in the DJ set inside the apartment. Big hit.

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