ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 30th June 2021

Episode Date: June 30, 2021

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Hi everybody and welcome to the Brian Clint Podcast. I look like I've been run over by a truck today. Nah, say you just look like you've got pink eye. I feel like I'm... That's what it actually legit looks like. I'm not even taking the piss. I don't know what it is. It can't be allergies because I've taken all the things. Well, you know what it could be? Don't say pink eye. It definitely could be pink eye or it could be a stye.

Do you want to watch me take eye drops? I suck at taking eye drops. I reckon it's a stye. Really? I'm not very good at it either. Yeah, styes aren't fun. All right, three, two, one. Oh, fuck, I missed.

Oh, my God. I reckon 90% of eye drops don't go on people's eyes. Have you guys ever tried to put eye drops into an animal's eyes? Oh, yeah. It's so hard. Yes. So hard. Our cat, Shizzle, that used to live in our flat,

it was impossible to get eye drops into her eye. Ziggy nearly died and locked down last time. I had to do eye drops on her every day. Oh, yeah. Oh! Shizzle. Shizzle. Shizzle? Shizzle was already angry, eh?

Where is Shizzle? She's living with Edward. Oh, he took Shizzle. Because technically he is, she is his cat. Ed. He got her when he was like seven. Oh, that's cute. He didn't expect to still have her

Yeah that's weird you don't hear that much Normally they leave them with the parents Well they did And then It's just a shizzle Someone had had enough Of shizzle I got that with my cat

Which I kind of get it Mum was like, yeah, we'll look after your cat and then about 18 months in she goes, you need to come get this cat. Yeah, my brother just parmed his cat off

to my parents. That's what parents are for. No, they're not. That is not what parents are for. I'm just kidding. My parents have now inherited my sister's cat. Oh, God.

Really? Otis or Gucci? I can't remember. Both great names. Otis or Gucci? I can't remember. Otis or Gucci, that's so funny. Your poor parents. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, look, this is the risk you take when you have children. No, that is not a part of having children.

What's Shizzle's real name? Surely a seven-year-old didn't name the cat Shizzle. Shizzle. Actually, no, a seven-year-old would call the cat Shizzle. Yeah, full Shizzle. Shizzle. Actually, no, a seven-year-old would call the cat Shizzle. Yeah, false Shizzle. Guess what I called my cat when I was, I think I got her

when I was probably about six or seven. Surely it was a pastor name. Was it? Motherfucker. So she was a black tortoiseshell cat, if that helps.

Oh, I hope it wasn't a racist name. No idea. Black tortoiseshell cat. We have a tortoiseshell at our home, it's called Muffin. Oh, I can't see. Oh, I hope it wasn't a racist name. No idea. Black tortoiseshell cat. We have a tortoiseshell at our home. It's called Muffin. Oh, I can't see. Oh, that's a good name.

I called my black tortoiseshell cat Calico. Smart. Like the curtains. Like the cream curtain. How old were you to know what Calico was? I don't even know it. That's a cool name for a cat, though. No, it's cool, but I wouldn't have known calico to like my sister it's like calling it's like calling a black cat

ginger my cat you know my cat used to sleep in the bed with me every night calico calico i like saying calico some nights she'd wake me up by literally jumping onto my face and clawing my face and my mom one time was like do you want her to keep sleeping in there? I was like, yeah, she's the only thing that protects me. She's my cat. I love my cat. And then my sister had a ginger cat, and she's original, named it Marmalade.

You can't comment. What? At least my name was original. Yeah. It was. She named Oh yeah Real original Marmalade

Marmalade Oh yeah I don't mind marmalade I don't I don't like a marmalade By the way Just if we're going on tangents here Who's that?

No the jam Oh you don't like marmalade? Yeah neither do I I don't really like Stop putting sugar on my toast I don't love them You don't like jam Aye aye aye

Do you not like jam? No I don't like jam Oh my god What is wrong with you? I don't love them. Do you not like jam? Aye, aye, aye. Do you not like jam? No, I don't like jam. Oh, my God. What is wrong with you? I don't want a sweet breakfast. I don't want a sweet breakfast. What about cereal? Yeah, what about pancakes?

What about pancakes? What about waffles? What's wrong with you? You're missing out on so many things. What about bacon? What about peanut butter on toast? That's good. Yeah.

Technically. Yeah, it goes well with jam, too. Yeah. Sweet and savoury. That is the most boring, like, you don't even put honey on it. Are Yeah. Sweet and savoury. That is the most boring, like you don't even put honey on it. Are you a sweet and savoury toast person? Absolutely. You make one of each?

Peanut butter and honey, boom. Which one do you start with? Do you go? Yeah, I do that. I did that yesterday. I had a Vegemite. Did you? Oh, such an inspiration.

And then I had a classic plum jam. Do we need to say jelly so American people know what we're talking about? No, it's jam. Yeah, but they call it jelly, right? It's not jelly. It's jam. P, B, and J. P, B, and J sandwiches are so good.

You should see in America they have this jar and it's literally peanut butter and jelly swirled. So it comes already pre-swirled. Classic Americans, they find a way to make even peanut butter and jelly even more convenient. One of the scariest things that I noticed when I lived in America was that the bread lasted for like three weeks before it went mouldy. It's full of sugar. It's sugary.

Same with the milk. The milk lasted so long. That's wrong. Before it went off. Yeah. It's scary when you pull out, like when we did our flat clean, all the old stuff, like even wraps and stuff that have expired like six months ago. Wraps never go off, eh? Can I just say, that's just a suggestion for some stuff. Yeah, but wraps, it's a flower product.

But six months ago, like it's six months expired. I'd still eat it. You would wish. Duff I don't. I've got an idea. It's six months expired, you would wish... It's just scary how many preservatives are clearly in it. Yeah, I've got an idea for a segment. Should we all go home tonight, look in our cupboards and find all of the expired stuff?

Yeah. We bring it all in. We'll play expired roulette. Yeah, expired roulette. We all play. If you eat it, you get a point. If you don't, you don't get any points. Anastasia won't be able to contribute anything because she just cleared her flat out. Yeah, yeah, expired roulette. We all play. If you eat it, you get a point. If you don't, you don't get any points. Anastasia won't be able to contribute anything. She just cleared her flat out. Yeah, Julie's mum came in and she was ruthless.

We'll just all bring stuff. So we play like five rounds or like, no, we play ten rounds and then the person who has the most points at the end of the ten rounds wins. Yeah, okay. That's fun. Okay, everyone have a look at it. I reckon I got heaps of real bad shit. I saw a bottle

of, what's that hot sauce, the one that's got the green lid? Sriracha. I saw one that I'd packed that was looking a bit brown, so I'll bring that in. Yeah, right. Okay, everyone remember to pack. How many items do we need

then if we're having 10 rounds? Wait, what are we shipping then? I won't have that much expired shit. I don't know. You don't need 10 things. We all collectively play 10 rounds. We should just bring in whatever we can find and that's how many rounds we'll play. So technically we need to bring two or three things each.

Yeah. So that's not that many. I could just take some aioli out of the fridge. I run quite a clean ship when it comes to the pantry. But I'll go right to the back and see what I can find. Don't lie, you've never seen a pantry. No, I do.

I do. We're on in 15 seconds. Are we? No, we're not. Oh, we're not? No, we're just doing, we're not doing one of those. Alright, everyone, I'll send everyone a reminder tonight. Thanks, though. Okay, thanks, Brie. And you can't pick something that's just real gross. But what are we going to have it with?

No, don't bring it off mussels. Are we going to dip something in or like what? Like how are we going to? Oh, we'll figure it out. Maybe a teaspoon. At a stage, she's worried about condiments. Like you have to be able to eat it normally even if it wasn't off. Oh, sorry.

You can't just have a teaspoon of hot sauce. Yeah, you can't bring in the Massaman curry paste that you've got in a jar. You can't bring in a three-week-old Massaman curry. Everyone has to have a year-old garlic, crushed garlic jar. It's got to be yuck, not deadly. Do you remember the time my flatmate Annabelle, Iron Gun Annabelle, ate that?

No, in the past, yeah. That was her nickname. And she ate three-week-old carbonara. She hates us for that nickname, by the way. It's illegal. I think she thinks it's funny. Does she? Iron Gut Annabelle, yeah.

Because she could eat anything and she would survive. It's a compliment. That's very good. Yeah, I would love that name. Yeah, Iron Gut Annabelle. That's good. You might get that name tomorrow Yeah

Nah I don't think I've got an iron gut I lasted two months in India Without being sick So That's pretty good I see I'm the opposite Did you spend two months in India? Yeah

Have I not told you about my exchange? Damn how worldly are you? Oh is that the time that you No I didn't Oh I did have a toilet Oh You told me No the toilet

explode story Oh well I don't know if we've got time for that one I don't know if we want to play the game tomorrow

now Anastasia you're out Put a towel down To be honest I feel like my stomach's quite weak too

Yeah I don't Yeah Alright Anastasia congratulations you won the game No Nice knowing you Actually message us in the podcast All right, Anastasia, congratulations. You won the game. No! Nice knowing you.

Actually, message us in the podcast group if you're keen for that game. I reckon people will be keen for it. Let us know what you want us to eat. We've got to go. Bye. Hey, Google, what's the time? It's 3pm. Give or take a minute.

Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey Siri, when are Bree and Clint on? Bree and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Kia ora everybody, welcome to the show, it's Bree and Clint. This is exciting, producer Ben and I have just been doing a shortlist for the Birthday Bangers live group, which is happening on Friday in Christchurch. Are we not bringing the robot that does that for us?

Nah, robot's too heavy to ship down. Are you alright? Have you got pink eye? You know what I've got. Pink eye? You said don't mention that I've got pink eye on air. I just went to Chemist Warehouse and bought all the drugs to try and clear it up. I just went to Chemist Warehouse and bought all the drugs. For pink eye.

To try and clear it up. I've got allergies, okay? Allergies to poo. I went into the bathroom too. You said you were changing your new baby Maggie's nappy. No, I did not. And you reckon you got poo in your eye and then boom, you've got pink eye. Okay, yeah, cool.

That's what I did. Show me. It kind of you've got pink eye. Okay, yeah, cool. That's what I did. Show me. It kind of does look like pink eye though. I've just been to Chemist Warehouse and I bought all this stuff to try and sort myself out. The good thing is when I went into Chemist Warehouse, they were like, oh, hey, Dan Carter's here. And I was like, no guys, I just look like him.

Show me. You got all stuff for hay fever, but no, it's pink eye. Okay, man. Okay. It's a different kind of allergy. All right. Well, how do I, you would know, how do you get rid of pink eye. Okay, man. Okay. It's a different kind of allergy. All right. Well, how do I... You would know.

How do you get rid of pink eye? Different infections. Pretty simple. Go get some antibiotics from the doctor. Today on the show, the box is here and we want you to open it. $20,000 inside. At four o'clock, you get the chance to call up. But we're going to start with $50 cash.

Thanks to our mates at KFC to give away this afternoon. If you want it, well, you've got to work for it. Call now, 0800-DIAL-ZM, and you get three questions right in Tradie v. Lady. The $50 will be all yours. Easy, man. Easy. Easy. Easy $50.

Easy money. We'll play after 6.60 on ZM. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Time for Tradie vs. Lady. Bree and Clint. Trad and Clint. Time for Tradie vs. Lady. Bree and Clint. Tradie vs. Lady. 50 bucks on the line, all thanks to KFC.

All you have to do is beat out your opponent in Trivia Base Quiz. Our ladies for the year are on 58. Our tradies are on 40. So let's meet our lady first today. She's from Tauranga. She's 40. And she is a... can't see it because the mouse is in the way. Closet reality TV fan. Closet reality TV

fan, welcome to the show, Ellen. Hi Ellen. Ellen, I've got a question. What's your favourite all-time reality TV show? Oh, it has to be Love Island. How pumped are you that it's back today? Just a little bit pumped. I love it. I'm so excited. I have got it ready and waiting for me when I get home tonight. Our tradie today

is 20. He's from Dunedin, the dirty south in your mouth, and he has been hit by a jet ski on land. Wow, how does that work, Lucas? How do you get hit by a jet ski on the land? We were on a lake and I was sitting on a swimming pontoon and the crazy driver just, yeah, came out of nowhere and hit me. That is a great warning to be careful on jet skis.

There we go. Bree's a big advocate for jet skis, so, yeah, that's important balance. Here we go, guys. Lucas, your buzzer is tradie. Ellen, your buzzer is lady. First with three correct answers wins 50 bucks cash. Good luck. Question number one.

Wellington is out of level two, but in the middle of a weather bomb. True or false? The Bandrax Project. Yes, Ellen. True. It is true. You're so lucky there. You hadn't even heard the question.

The rest of the question was, is the band Drax Project from Wellington? And it was true. Question number two, one to the ladies. We are hosting a birthday banger live party in Christchurch this Friday night at the Carlton. You can come along and have a few drinks. True or false, Christchurch is the most populated centre in the South Island. Ladies. Yes, Ellen.

True. It is true. Nice work. Come on, Lucas. You've got to get the South Island? Lady. Yes, Ellen. True. It is true. Nice work. Come on, Lucas. You've got to get the South Island questions, man. Here we go. Ellen, you could win it all here. Question number three.

Tell me who sings this song. Lady. Ellen for the win. Nickelback. She's killed it. Ellen, that was one of the most dominant performances we have ever seen in Tradiverse, lady. Don't take it personal, Lucas.

Alan is superhuman, okay? Yeah, all good. We're lucky the next question was about Love Island. Bree and Clint. We're about a week on from when the Black Caps made cricket history last week. Shammy again with the shammy. Comes in, bowls to Taylor.

What? Yes! And it's going to go for six. And after so much heartache, after so much pain, after so much suffering, the New Zealand cricketers are now champions of the world. That's the official commentary that was broadcast to the world. Definitely not the alternative cricket commentary. That have been drinking for about five days straight.

Now, Tim Southey, one of the heroes of that game, you may know him as the sexy camel, is auctioning off one of his shirts from that game. So one of the shirts that he actually played in, he's got the whole team to sign it. And the proceeds from this sale are going to raise money for eight-year-old Holly, who is battling cancer at the moment. Oh, that's nice of him. The shirt is currently on Trade Me with a current bid, I checked it 30

minutes ago, of $43,200. Yeah, that's awesome. And of course people are going to pay more because it's going to a good cause. It's a great piece of memorabilia and you're also supporting a really good cause. I mean, I'd rather the stumps.

Or the ball. What would you rather? What would be the ultimate? I mean, the shirt with everyone's signature on it's great. Yeah, it's classic, right? What about like the jockstrap? Oh, no. But I mean, how iconic? Like Ross Taylor's box?

Yeah. The box from Ross Taylor's pants. Washed? Washed. Surely washed. Not washed. Not washed. Worth more.

In a Ziploc bag. And you put it in a glass case and then you display it. So it's like full round Robin style. Yeah, that's a unique piece of memorabilia, isn't it? It's very unique. No one else has that. You'd want a bat. Yeah, you want a bat.

The bat that hit the winning ball. Yeah, you want Ross Taylor's bat. That's what you want. That hit the six. But I mean, the shirt's still very good. It's very cool. Do you have any sports memorabilia? Like, not just like a shirt, like a fan shirt.

Do you have anything authentic? Because I've got a mate who's got a signed Muhammad Ali glove. Yeah. But it's not a glove that Muhammad Ali fought in. Oh, see, that's not as cool. It's just a glove that he signed. Still cool. Still cool.

Not as cool. Not as cool. I mean, to be honest, the only thing, I mean, my family is such a massive sport family. We love all types of sport, anything that we can watch. My mum's such a big rugby league fan. She's got one of the, she bought, I think there was a hundred

of them, and it's a jersey from the eight in a row that the Queensland Maroons won. Oh, she's got a State of Origin Collectors jersey. And it's all signed by the team but this is the most awkward part. Where does that hang? Above the mantelpiece in the family room? So it's in the – there's the kitchen and the TV room

and it sits behind the TV. Anyway, for some reason my parents have become friends with Wayne Bennett, the coach of the Queensland Maroons, the Wayne Bennett, because my dad was buying cows off him. And then he came over one night and apparently he was like, hey, Di, you know that shirt you've got in the back corner? And my mum's like, oh, yeah, my mum spent about $1,000 on it.

Jeez, Louise. And he goes, yeah, you know that none of the team actually signed that. It's all BS. Why would he do that? And then he goes, nah, just kidding. And then he re-signed the glass for her. He signed a signed jersey. Oh, right.

Okay. Well, there you go. That would do. How awkward though. Something like that would do. He's like come over. He's like, no, it's supporters jersey. We want to know this afternoon if you've got a bit of sports memorabilia. Anything.

Like it could be a unique one like Ross Taylor's box. Maybe you've got the ashes. Yeah, maybe you've got. Okay, probably not that. I don't think you've got that. Maybe you've got the original football World Cup that they lost. The original statue. Can you imagine if someone, because, I mean, how original is that trophy, the Yashes?

Where they burnt up the bales from that game and put it into that little tiny. It doesn't get more unique than that. That's not memorabilia. That's literally the trophy. I know, but, you know, if you had something, if you had the hate, the bales from some cricket game, that counts. What have you got? Your most iconic bit of sporting memorabilia we want to hear about it this afternoon? But, you know, if you had something, if you had the hate, the bails from some cricket game, that counts. What have you got? Your most iconic bit of sporting memorabilia we want to hear about it this afternoon?

Some boots that someone wore in a game. The jersey that Sonny Bill Williams ripped in the World Cup that time and the ladies had to come and yank it off him because it was so tight. That'd be worth a fortune. What have you got? Let us know. 0800 DALES AT M or you can text it in to 9696. Brie and Clint. Tim Southey from the winning Blackcaps team from last week

has put his shirt up for auction to raise money for 8-year-old Holly who has cancer. The current bid on the signed Blackcaps jersey is $43,200. Yeah, that's a fair bit of coin. Yes, for a great cause and a great piece of sports memorabilia. So we want to know, have you got something

cool, something unique, something that no one else has got? Anel has called up. Hi, Anel. Hi, Anel. Hello, hi. What have you got, Anel? I have a jersey signed by the Warriors team, the first Warriors team to make the grand final in 2002.

Oh, how good. Wait, so you say they made the grand final. 2002. Oh, how good. Wait, so you say they made the grand final. Did they win? No, they didn't win. There's Brie. Brie, don't laugh. There's no such thing as a winning Warriors grand final. That's not true. No, there isn't.

You need to put it out there and believe. It could be this year. Yeah, exactly. That's me every year. It could be this year, Enel. No, next year's our year, absolutely. It could be this year, Yeah, exactly. That's me every year. Could be this year, Enel. No, next year's our year, absolutely. No, it could be this year, right here, right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It could be.

It could be. You never know. That's bloody good, Enel. I've got a signed Warriors jersey from two years ago. I think yours is worth more than mine. I think I'd rather Enel's, yeah. Let's talk to James. James is here.

Hey, man. Hi, James. Hi. How you doing? Good, thanks. What do you have that's a piece of memorabilia? So my uncle, he owns a pair of signed Dan Carter underpants. Wait, who are they signed by?

Dan Carter. Wait, are they Dan Carter's actual underpants that he's worn or just a pair of signed underpants because it's different? Absolutely. So they're just a signed pair of underpants. I can see where Bree's coming from though. How tempted would you be when he's signing them just to go,

Dan, can you just pop them on for a sec? Because I would be a lot more likely to buy a pair of Dan Carter's underpants because he's farted in them. And then you could put that on like if you're going to put it on trade me. People would love that. James, does your uncle wear the signed Dan Carter undies? No, he's got them framed up in his hallway. He's got them framed.

I love that. Nice work, James. That's good stuff. What about this text that's come through on 9696? They've said, I did a clean up at AMI Stadium for a fundraiser about 15 years ago and found one of the official match balls from the 2007 Lions Tour of New Zealand.

Whoa. Dan Carter had kicked it into the stand. Unfortunately, this is my favourite part, unfortunately, I played with it quite a lot and then my neighbour got sick of sending it back over the fence

so she popped it. What a disaster. Worthless now. Oh, my God. Why would you play? Look, there's something in... It's like the conversation you and I had about if you had Michael Jordan's Air Jordans.

You've got to wear them. You've got to wear them, right? Life's too short. Life's too short. Finally, Jessica, what's your piece of sporting memorabilia? Hey, it's not actually sports, but I got Oprah Winfrey's book signed by her and personally given to me by her.

Wait a minute. I know it's not sports, but we'll take it. How did that come about? So she came to New Zealand in 2015 and someone entered me into a competition that I had no idea about. They just nominated me and because of the really hard year I had with heart failure,

I actually won it. So I got to have a special meet and greet and she took us around where her car was and when she gets ready and things like that before her show. Wow. That's wild, Jess. I mean, signed book, great.

Was part of you hoping Oprah was going to give you a car? Low key, I was like, surely, surely give me a car or something. I mean, you know, you're here now. I'll take the book. I'll take the book. Oh, you'll take the book, absolutely. Yeah. I've got a question, Jess.

What did she smell like? You know what? I honestly cannot remember, but I was stoked that she was my height. Because you never know. Are you short or tall? I'm five foot five. Oh, yeah. Okay.

So about average. Yeah. Fascinating. Okay, good. Good work not sniffing Oprah, by the way. Brie asks the weirdest questions. It's not a normal thing to do. You're not going to sniff Oprah Winfrey.

Jess, did you try and have a sniff? The only thing I remember is that she smells like my mum, but the smell I could not, like, remember, if you get what I mean. Yeah, I bet she'd smell like money. Okay, all right. Because she's got so much of it. Stop sniffing people, okay?

Brie and Clint. Time for the latest From iHeartRadio This is the latest Live from LA with Zee McCarthy The Free Britney movement is turning into a full 2000s reunion Now, Christina Aguilera has joined the conversation What's she saying, Dean?

Yeah, hi guys You of course may know that Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears Went to the Mickey Mouse Club together, they grew up together Christina Aguilera posted a beautiful photo of them, like a throwback from when they were like 10 years old and she said, these past few days I've been thinking about Britney Spears and everything she's going through, it's unacceptable that any woman or any human wanting to be in control of their own destiny might not be allowed to live life as they wish she went on through a huge big tweeter twitter um you know about six or seven tweets actually it's so awesome and she said my heart goes out to britney she deserves all the

true love and support in the world one thing she said which i really thought was awesome as well she said uh where is it uh she told she spoke about how the work that they she said she said basically the unimaginable the amount of work and pressure that Britney would have been under. It's one of those things only someone like a huge pop star would even understand, really, the work and the pressure and everything, having 50 staff all on your shoulders and the pressure of that. She spoke about how after all that, Britney should be able to live a happy life. And I couldn't agree more. Yeah, 100%. 100%. There's so much pressure building on this.

It's really nice to see a lot of the celebrities coming out of, you know, the woodwork and supporting Britney on this. I've seen quite a lot on TikTok, actually. Oh, yeah. Celebrities on TikTok going absolutely ham on Britney Spears' dad. Where's Madonna? You know, they passed on the MTVars' dad. Where's Madonna? You know, they passed on the MTV's that time. Where is Madonna?

Get in here, Madonna. Madonna, get in there. Go and kick down the door. Go and grab Britney. Guys, I have a little bit of an update, actually. Just a date update. I don't have any new information, but I want to let you know, July 14 is the next hearing.

Right. That's not far away. I, yeah, so what I was thinking about doing, I thought I might go down to the courthouse myself. Oh, I'd love that. Yeah, there's this whole, you know, huge people, there's people everywhere going to this. So I thought I might, if I'm going to be able to,

I will be able to make it in LA, go along and maybe we can cross from the courthouse. We've got to cross. Can you go and interview some of the full free Britney crazies as well? The ones who have gone like way too far. Yes, please. Okay, that'd be great. My only thing I want you to do is that I want you to wear the red leather jumpsuit from

Oops! I Don't Think Again. I don't think that's even that big an ask. Yeah. Free and Clint. Read a pretty incredible story this morning about a young man who's 25. He was 25, sorry. And his name is Stan Larkin.

And when he was 25, he received a new heart. Right. Pretty amazing. But before that, before he received his new heart, for the two years earlier, he actually lived with no working heart at all. How? So he had a thing in his chest, a device called a syncardia, which was installed while he waited for his

donor heart. Yeah. And essentially, he used to carry around this machine in a backpack that was attached to stuff in his chest and he lived a pretty normal life. Really? He carried it around in a backpack. That is terrifying. For 555 days. I think we have a clip of him talking about his experience. Two weeks ago, I got the surgery. So it was a good success. I enjoyed the backpack. It

bridged me a long way. It brought my life back to make me as healthy as I am now. That's incredible. That's incredible that that's even possible. And as a man who forgot to bring my backpack to work yesterday, can you imagine the pressure? Like imagine someone tries to steal your backpack. You're like, no, I need that. You don't understand.

I literally need that. He's one of the first people. He really pushed this device to the limits. So he would play basketball. He would go for a jog. And he had a heart sitting in a backpack, essentially. Can you imagine being his doctor? He'd be like, hey, man, you've got to live your life to the fullest.

But can you just slow down? Just a little bit. They talk about it because I watched a video where they had to replace it quite a number of times. The backpack? Yeah, the machine and bits and pieces in the backpack. And what happens if the fashion changes? And you're like, man, can I get a... Well, you know what?

Remember when those single strap backpacks were cool? Oh, yeah, they're over the shoulder. What if someone's like, oh, come on, fashion's not life and death? In this case, it is. Oh, yeah, quite literally. What if someone's like, oh, come on, fashion's not life and death. In this case, it is. Oh, yeah, quite literally. What an amazing story. Yeah, it makes you grateful for what you do have, that's

for sure. I went around to visit our builder last night and I haven't been to his house before. We're getting a fence built and we had to look at the plans and pick wood and all that stuff. And I hadn't been to his house before. We're getting a fence built and we had to look at the plans and pick wood and all that stuff. And I hadn't been to his house before and it was dark.

It was after we finished work and he had a really big gate to come through and it was a sort of gate where I went, oh, I bet this guy's got a dog. You know, when you see a gate, you're like, this is a dog gate. So I sort of trepidatiously opened the gate and went in through.

And you know when you see a dog at night time and all you see is the eyeballs glowing? And I was like, oh shit, there's a dog. And it didn't look like a small dog either, but it was too dark to see what kind of dog it was. I could just see these glowing eyeballs. And I was like, oh no, okay, oh no. Because you know when you haven't met a dog as well,

the dog doesn't know who the hell you are. And is the dog on the Google calendar invite to say that Clinton's coming over? Probably not. He doesn't know who I am. So he's likely to be ready to defend his patch. You can so tell that you've never owned a dog before. I've never owned a dog before.

You can tell. And I was like, what do I do? I know someone had told me. Clinton's like, they're so crazy and aggressive. Most dogs are. Someone told me that you should, oh, is this for a bear or a dog? Like make yourself as big as possible. I think that's a bear.

So there's one way of doing it. Or the other one I got told is you lead with your hand so they can sniff your hand. But then I'm like, what if it bites my hand? Then I see, you know when it's the dark and you can only see the eyes, but then you see the teeth And the white of the teeth Start gleaming In the night light

And I could see the teeth And I was like Oh man Oh no I love how it's such a foreign thing to you I've never had a dog It's not like you You have been

There's no beware of the cat signs You're so deprived Well can you tell? You need to get one Because once you have one You realise Like That they're not scary So I've frozen my tracks so deprived. Well, can you tell? You need to get one because once you have one, you realise like, that they're not scary. So I've frozen my tracks.

Most dogs aren't scary. And the builder came out and I said, hey man, sorry I didn't know about the dog. And he goes, oh, don't worry man, she's a smiling dog. And the dog wasn't baring its teeth at me. The dog was literally smiling. Like the dog had a grin on its face. Italian sheep dog. We used to have one. White dog? No smiling. Like the dog had a grin on its face. Italian sheep dog.

We used to have one. White dog? No, it was dark. I think it was brown. I think it was like an old lab kind of thing. Oh, cute. Yeah, some dogs smile and they like bare all their teeth. I got close and the dog was like.

So nothing to worry about. But you know, like your dog, when I come onto your dog. Come onto your dog. When I come onto to your dog, come on to your dog. When I come on to your- Can you not? She's talked to me about that. When I come on to your section, your dog's like, rah, rah, rah, rah, rah, rah, rah, rah, rah, rah, rah, rah. I'm like, I've met you.

All right, chill out. We've taught her to do that. To scare people. She's, I mean- She's actually- She's quite aggressive when you first get there, you know? No, so you don't know what you're talking about. She's aggressive with love.

Is that what that is? She will lick you all over. She's like one of the most, like, she just loves people. I'm not a dog guy and it all seems aggressive to me, okay? Yeah, you obviously, trust me, that ain't aggressive for a dog when she's licking your face. I did think about the builder's dog, though. I thought, man, as a guard dog, you are useless.

As a companion and as a friend to the children, great dog. But as far as defending the property goes, as an intruder, I'd be more inclined to come onto the property so I could meet that dog. Yeah, but is it useless? Because you were scared. Well, there's a great point. We want to know this afternoon, is your dog a bit useless? And by that, we mean it with love.

No, this isn't coming from me. No, did you get it as, like, did you get it as a working dog, but it's a sleeping dog? Or did you get it as a guard dog, but it's a smiling dog? Or did you get it as a guard dog, but it's a smiling dog? Or did you get it as, I don't know, whatever, and it's a chew through every couch

you've ever owned kind of dog? What bad thing did your dog do? That's what I want to know. What bad thing? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I took my mattress off the other day and my dog Whitney has chewed through the entire base of my bed.

Dob your dog in this afternoon. You can call us on 0800 DALES.M or you can text us on 9696. Brianne Clint. I want you to dob in your useless dog this afternoon. Yeah, good for nothing, lazy sack of bones dog. We had one of the scariest looking dogs when I was a kid. She was a bull mastiff cross wolfhound.

Oh, yeah. So she was 65 kilos. Jeez. And as soon as someone would drive into the property. That's a lot of eukanuba. She was a big unit. Yeah. And you'd be like, go get him.

And she had this massive crazy bark. But then as soon as someone got out of the car, she was just like, biggest fall of love. 65 kilos. Is that a lot for a dog? It's a lot, eh? It's a massive dog. I know your dog's 8 kilos, but you have a miniature dog. 65. She was the same size as a human. Yeah, right. How much does a

fully grown Labrador weigh? Oh, probably like 30 something. Yeah, right. Okay. Yeah, a lot of dogs. Yeah, 30 something. We want to know this afternoon about your dog, Dobberton. This person, ooh, this person wants to remain anonymous. Are you scared that your dog might hear you this afternoon, anonymous? Well, she's actually watching me from my car. I'm sitting in my car.

She's watching me at the gate. She's looking at me straight at me. Yeah, you are not safe, girl. You are not safe. She knows I'm talking about her, eh? Dobberton, what's the name first? Her name is Brandy. Sorry, what name first? Her name is Brandy. Sorry, what was that?

Her name is Brandy. We call her Dumbo. Dumbo, yeah, good. Cute and anonymous. What has she done? Well, we had a guy enter our property and he tried to get into our house, like he was trying to open our doors and stuff like that.

And I actually woke up with the gate squeaking and she just didn't do anything. She didn't even bark or growl or nothing. Did she get up? She was inside. She was on my son's bed. Anonymous. Didn't even get up.

She was scared. Oh, I was. Yeah, but she was scared too. Yeah, but the cops turned up and she didn't even growl or do anything. She's like, oh, hello, friends. Hello, friends. All right, Dumbo, that's good to hear. Let's talk to Louise. Hi, friends. Hello, friends. All right, Dumbo, that's good to hear.

Let's talk to Louise. Hi, Louise. Hi, Lou. Hi. What sort of dog are we talking about? Paint the picture for us. He's a golden retriever. Oh, yeah, love a golden retriever.

Very happy-go-lucky type of dogs. What did he do? Yeah. He ate a giant fish hook. Oh, that's not good. Did it get stuck in his mouth or did he do? Yeah. He ate a giant fish hook. Oh. That's not good. Did it get stuck in his mouth or did he swallow it? No.

So my partner found him with like fishing line hanging out and got that out and called the vet and they were just like, oh, like if he's not showing any symptoms, he should be fine. There was probably nothing on the end. And so he left him for a day, but my partner couldn't sleep, and Dave, the dog, was completely fine. But he was just so worried about him, he took him to the vet, and he had this massive fish hook on an X-ray,

and they ripped open his esophagus, his stomach, and I think his, like, spleen or liver or something. But he was okay? Yeah, he's all right now. Can you imagine? Guess he's not allowed on the boat anymore, Dave. No, he wasn't even on the boat. It was just at the beach.

Louise, imagine how devastated that fisherman was. He thought he'd caught himself a golden retriever. Yeah, well, he could have had him. He's very excited. I've got him. I've got him. Poor Dave. Oh, I lost it.

Finally, Natasha, dob your dog in. What sort of dog are we talking about? Hiya. I've got a hunter way cross called Sasha. Oh, yeah. They're. What sort of dog are we talking about? Hiya. I've got a hunter-way cross called Sasha. Oh, yeah. They're super cute. Cool dog. Very cute.

What did Sasha do? I left her inside the house for the first time and I came home and I had a newborn and she'd eaten my electric breast pump that cost $300. Yeah. Yeah. That's her way of telling you that she's jealous of the baby.

Yeah, I think so. She's like, excuse me, you're first born here. When am I going to get some of that breast milk? Looks very good. Oh, God. That is a very expensive situation. And also, you probably had to take her to the vet. No, I just took her to the vet.

She was fine. Yeah, she's fine. She's fine. She'll be fine. Bree and Clint. Zed and Bree and Clint, that's Lord and Solar Power. She emailed me last night. Did she?

Yeah. Yeah, you're on the newsletter list. Well, yes, technically. She didn't personally email. No, but she makes them seem so personal, it felt like it was just an email from me. Yeah, a bit on the newsletter list. Well, yes, technically. She didn't personally email. No, but she makes them seem so personal, it felt like it was just an email from me. Yeah, I bet. So, yeah. Good for you.

I haven't replied yet. If you're listening, Ella, I'll get round to it. That's her real name. Don't call her that. That's her real name. Don't drop that name like you're friends with her. Well, she is emailing me. You got one awkward photo with her

and you think you're friends with her. 2013. And I need another chance. Actually, like I can talk. My meeting was way worse. I love to bring these things to the table because I feel like I like to test your limits, Clint. I like to find all these things that the kids are doing and then we use you to test them. So far, we haven't found my limits.

Yeah, good. We might find it today because there is a video doing the rounds at the moment where a guy by the name of Marcello claims that he can see underwater without goggles. Oh, yeah? Who can't? No, as in you can see underwater like you've got goggles on, without goggles.

Oh. I can see underwater what are you talking about like opening your eyes underwater oh my god can you see perfectly underwater when you're not wearing goggles well no not perfectly okay play the clip bin how to see underwater without goggles step one cup your hands around your eyes and make your air tight then when you go underwater keep a pocket of air in front of your eyes and blow some bubbles into it if you need to. With some practice, you should be able to see as clearly as if you had goggles on.

Not like that, Clint. You don't cover your eyes. You cover them like you're putting a kind of like a... Oh, like a visor. Like a visor over them. And then when you... Well, this is very hard without a visual aid, mate. You're the one who's seen the TikTok, not me. Well, I thought it was pretty

self-explanatory. You're the one that's going to be doing this this afternoon. We've got a bowl of water. Alright, bring in the water. So what you have to do is like cup your eyes at the top and then you need to kind of blow an air bubble up into the top of that area. So is my face in the water? Yes. And my eyes are in it? Your eyes

are in the water. Okay. So you need to take your headphones off. Yeah, right. Okay, yeah, good point. Don't want to electrocute myself. There's nothing in here for me to see. Yeah, that's alright. You'll be able to tell if you can see properly or not. Okay, hold on there. Put this lid in there. Okay, yeah. So you can see if you can see it properly. This is good. This is science.

Alright. Oh, the lid floats. Okay, you ready? Okay, I'm floats. Okay, you ready? Okay, I'm ready. Okay, I'm actually excited to see if this works. Can we get drum roll or something? All right, drum roll. Here we go. Can you see? Take your headphones off, for God's sake.

Yeah, good point. Okay. I have to take my watch off too. Maybe take your top off, actually. Okay, can I get drum roll? Okay, here we go. Blow the bubble. Blow an air bubble.

It's hard because there's too much room for my hands. Drumroll again, Ben. Okay. No, take the stupid music off. This is science. Okay, take this seriously or I'm not doing it. Drumroll. Okay, I'm taking it serious.

I think I breathed them. Could you see? Not well, no. So it didn't work? No. Are you sure? No. Oh, that's probably because you've got pink eye at the moment. It's actually quite a good bath for my allergies, to be honest.

Bree and Clint. It's Google downtime. Google, are you down, down, down, down, down, down, down? What the hell? I think Google's actually the game where we like to find out who is the fastest Googler in the team and in all the land. Yeah. What's up for grabs? 50 KFC chicken dollars.

The person playing the team today is you, Amy. Hi, Amy. Hey. Amy, have you heard this game before? Yeah, sort of. You get the gist of it. I give the question out to you. You have to Google it as fast as you can,

yelling out what you think is the most common answer that comes up on Google for that question. If you get it right, you get a point. First to three points wins the game. Easy, right, Amy? Easy. Yep. All right.

So I will give it a go. So I will. If you want to have a guess at an answer, you are allowed to yell out an answer. But if it's wrong, you are out of that question. Got it. Okay. Amy, what are we Googling on today?

We'll use whatever you're using. What do you mean? Like a phone or a laptop. You're on your phone, Amy. I'm just on a phone. Okay, perfect. Or a Google HomePod. Everyone is on their phones.

One day we might do it on watches. A Lenovo smart book. Yeah, that would be fun. Okay, here their phones. One day we might do it on watches. A Lenovo smart book. Yeah, that would be fun. Okay, here we go. Question number one. Everyone ready? Producer Ben? Ready.

Yes, he's ready. Ready. Okay, question number one. What is a good batting average in softball? Now, if you played softball, you probably know this. 300. .300. .300.

Producer Ben gets the point. It is. this. 300..300..300. Producer Ben gets the point. It is.300 or 300. That is a good batting average in softball. One point to Producer Ben. He's on the board. Question number two. When did the brand Levi's start? When did the brand Levi's start?

1953. I'm wearing Levi's. I should get the point. It is 1853. Give her the point. Give her the point. That's great. For pure laughter, Amy, you've got the point there.

It is May the 1st is what I was looking for, 1853. All right. One point to Amy, one point to Producer Ben. Question number three. What is... No worries, Amy. Got you back. What is the most deadly animal in the world?

Hebbo. What did you say, Amy? Mosquitoes. Saltwater crocodile. Mosquito. Producer Anastasia's got the point. Oh, what? The most common answer to that question on Google is a saltwater crocodile.

Really? Good guesses from everyone, actually. Really good guesses. And it was good. All right, that is one point to Anastasia, one point to Amy, one point to producer Pam. I'm just happy to be here, Amy. I'm out.

Here we go. I am. I really am. Come on, Amy. I believe in you're just happy to be here, Amy. Right. I'm out. Here we go. I am. I really am. Come on, Amy. I believe in you. Question number four. How old was Walt Disney when he died? How old was Walt Disney?

65 years. He was 65. I can't believe he was that young. Amy, you can't see this, but Anastasia's whole body tenses up. Like it's a convulsion. Her getting the answer out This means so much to her Amy And we really want you

To take it away from her This afternoon Come on Amy Come on producer You need to stop her I'm really trying Alright here we go Question number five

How many crabs In a bushel How many crabs How many crabs in your bushel In a bushel Spells are wrong 5.5 dozen Yes it is actually How many crabs? How many crabs in your bushel? In a bushel. I'm spelt it wrong. 5.5 dozen.

Yes, it is, Andy! Yes, Amy! She's back in. Tie break. It's a tie break. I'm out. Ben's out. It's Anastasia versus Amy. Winner takes all on this question.

All right, Amy, you're on the board here. Come on, let's do this thing. Produce Anastasia versus Amy. The tie break. Let's go. Question number six. Let's do this thing. Produce Anastasia versus Amy. The tiebreaker. Let's go. Question number six. Let's go. What is the world population in 2020?

7.79 billion. She's got it. Amy. You know what, Amy? For having such a good attitude, you get the 50 KFC chicken dollars. Nice work, my friend. Oh, thank you, love. You're so nice.

You put up a great fight too. It's not easy to beat the evil Anastasia. Don't call it looking close. She was competitive. Nice work, Amy. Thanks for playing. In terms of relationships, have you ever heard of the nine-month rule?

No. I've heard of the three-year itch. Oh, that's where you're allowed to grow out your hair again downstairs. No, that's where you're more likely to get crabs. Oh. No, you shouldn't be doing that in three years. No, the three-year itch is where you get to that point in the relationship and it's like make or break.

You've got to go, all right, are we forever or are we just messing around? Right. Some people say, is that three years? That's what I heard. Right. This psychologist who specialises in relationships and self-help reckons it's about nine months. Oh, wow. Maybe things have sped up. And she talks about the three different stages of a relationship, the different phases that you need to get through.

She said, you know, obviously there's the honeymoon stage. Yeah. Which everyone knows about. How good's the honeymoon stage? It is the best, but it's not reality. No, it's all lust, right? It's all, yeah. It's not real.

It's not reality. It's chemicals. I've got a clip here of her. Her name's Savannah Gamblin, where she talks about the three different phases you do not understand your relationship until you've gone through these three phases one honeymoon we all know that one two unraveling stage this is when down and you start to see those bad habits your partner has and you start to see the flaws in the relationship

third realization stage oh this is what i'm dealing with and oftentimes during this realization stage we go back to the honeymoon phase and we're like but that's what it's like that's an illusion realization stage is where you keep having the same fight and the same problems arise yeah right it's so true too because obviously people always revert back and they were like, this isn't how it always was. Can't we go back to when we were doing it every hour? I don't know. You're so good at the relationship chat.

I want to talk about a relationship debacle. Yeah, that salt's quite hot isn't it sorry yeah sorry Anastasia got us some hot chips and then they came salted

and then Brie's covered them in chicken salt and then she's just covered them in peri peri salt as well peri peri salt on chips is the best thing ever I feel like I licked

the ocean oh sorry carry on I'll be alright you would so go into an Indian restaurant and be like Can I please have mild, mild kiwi mild?

It's not spicy, it's just so salty Can I please get kiwi mild, mild kiwi mild, mild? Can I have a butter chicken? But can you just, instead of spice, can you just use milk? Can you please just give me yoghurt on the side? Can I have yoghurt? Just so I can eat it Anyway, read this online and thought,

that's quite an interesting question. And it's about a couple. So I'll just read out what this person in the relationship is asking. Sure. So he says, I live with my girlfriend, her mum and her younger sister. The house is under my girlfriend's name and i share a room with my girlfriend her mum and her sister each have their own room currently the sister and the mother want to move out and my girlfriend wants me to start paying for half for everything right half of okay

half of the mortgage yes she isn't willing to put me on the deed. My question is, what's a fair amount for me to pay? It's her house, but she's quite bossy and she's calling all the shots. And the last thing they say is, we both make the same amount of money per year. Okay, so they're even in that sense. Oh, good question. Because she owns it, so any money that you pay, even if it's a small amount of rent or a large amount of rent,

is going on to her mortgage. It's paying off her house, right? Yeah. But she had to stump up a huge amount to buy that house in the first place. She would have put all of her savings, which means she has all the risk. Yeah.

But that's also not your problem because you could go and rent wherever you want. You know? You just Yeah, ooh But she wants him to pay half Yeah, well it says Yeah, she wants me to start paying half of everything

I guess it depends if half the mortgage is sort of equal to What half the rent would be You know She's got a crazy big mortgage Then you don't want to be having to pay half of that Yeah, but I mean I guess it comes down to So let's say it's a three-bedroom house.

Yeah. That means you probably have to figure out how much a three-bedroom house to the same standard is worth in that area to rent. And then if you were living there with one other person, I mean, pretty good deal to live there with only one other person. And as you know Nothing is more romantic

Than splitting financial hairs In a relationship Nothing gets you hot between the sheets But really comparing composite Rental prices in the area And then dividing an asset fairly Between the two of you Don't even get me started on joint bank accounts

I've got a proposition If she wants him to pay half the mortgage He Gets his own room get me started on joint bank accounts. I've got a proposition. If she wants him to pay half the mortgage, he gets his own room. I'm sure he could have his own room. Like his gaming room. Yeah, it could be a gaming room. It could be a party room.

It could be... He could just decide to sleep in his own room if he wants to. His fart room. Where he has to go to do all that kind of thing. Whatever he needs. You need one of those in your house, actually. Because you have to go outside currently. Shut up. Stop.

Imagine how much nicer it would be. You could go into that room, you could watch sport, all the boring things that men watch. Yeah, okay. Alright. Do some farts. I've got to sleep out, okay? Can we not talk about it? Well, that is your fart room. Let's settle the rent dilemma.

Give the stats really quickly, and then we'll throw it out to the people and see if we can help these people solve their rental problem. Right, so there's two people living together. She owns the house, and he's currently living there, has nothing to do with the mortgage, but she wants him to pay half the mortgage. What is the fair way to go about it?

Well, still, you know, keeping that romantic spark alive. It's quite a tough one. 0800 dial ZM or text us on 9696. Bree and Clint. I'm very confused. I'm so confused already. We're trying to delve into this relationship debacle where this guy's been dating this girl.

She currently owns the house. She's paying the mortgage. He'd been paying her rent because her and him were sharing a room. Her mum and her sister also live there. They're now moving out and she said to him, I want you to pay half the mortgage. I want half. I want you to pay half.

But I don't want to put you on the title. I don't want to give you any ownership of the house. I just want half. I want you to pay half. But I don't want to put you on the title. I don't want to give you any ownership of the house. I just want half. I mean, it would be interesting as to how long they've been dating. Yeah. Because that kind of comes into it. It does and it doesn't. Like, if he doesn't, you know, like, yeah.

I feel like asking. If you felt like it was forever, if you both felt like it was forever, then you might go, oh, yeah, I'll pay half. Eventually this will be our house. Yeah. But then you can get yourself in trouble in that situation too. We're trying to figure out how to best deal with it. We have a lawyer

who will know the correct answer. Do you want to go to the lawyer first or the lawyer last? Lawyer last. I think lawyer last. Okay, so let's start off with our anonymous female this afternoon. This has happened to you with an ex-anonymous. Oh no way, anonymous. Yes, it

has. So, I was dating a guy, we'd been together for about three years and we moved in pretty quick, but he told me not to pay rent, just to cover expenses and things like that. So, for instance, if we went to concerts and food and

if we're going away, things like that. Which was fine. So I actually spent a lot of money. I was going to say, you're funding the lifestyle. Depends what. Yeah. And he could just be like, let's go to this and let's go to that. Babe, I want front row seats at the Lion King.

I don't know if I like that setup. Okay. How did it work out? No, because then he would end up using, like, throwing the fact that I didn't pay any rent in my face. Oh, anonymous. Horrible. Is this the reason why he's your ex

or does this have a big part to do with it? Yeah, it does have a big part to do with it. Absolutely. Good decision, anonymous. You and I have talked before about how you have to be, you don't have to be equal, but you have to be on the same financial page as your partner, eh? You have to feel the same way about it for it to work.

Yeah, because you don't want to, you know, obviously financially have to support someone all the time. Or have someone resent you because they think that you don't contribute. Yeah, it goes both ways. And obviously there's different situations. Yeah. Jess, you were in this position as well, but you were the house owner. Hi. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. So I own the place my partner came to live with me. And I charged him like $90 a week, like less than market value. Oh, you gave him a good deal. How much were you paying on the mortgage a week?

I was paying a few hundred dollars a week. And I ended up moving and renting out to a family now for $700. Whoa! So I was definitely charging him a lot less out moving and renting out to a family now for $700. Whoa! So I was definitely charging him a lot less because I thought anything is good and helping to contribute and I didn't want to be. Jess, you're a property mogul. I'd reject him and overcharge him. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Jess, did you come at it from the point of view like this is my person, this is my partner? I'm obviously not going to go, right, the rental value for this property and that's how much I'm going to charge you for a room, because that's how much, like, you were like, oh, this person is, you know. What is the yield on my boyfriend? Definitely. And he helps out around, you know, he helped out around the house, so I think it would be a deck and then, like, charge him a ton of money for, like, yeah, being there.

Yeah, totally right. Did it work out, Jess? Pardon? Did it work out? Yeah, definitely. Yeah, totally right. Did it work out, Jess? Pardon? Did it work out? Yeah, definitely. Yeah, we own a house together. You know why? Yeah, it's all worked out.

Healthy relationship. Good girlfriend. Yes. Good girlfriend, yeah. Okay, let's go to our lawyer. Hello, anonymous lawyer. Hi, lawyer. Thank you for the free legal advice this afternoon as well, by the way.

That's quite all right. But first of all, I just want to comment on this brief thing. Go to the lawyer last. Right. That is the problem in most of these situations. It's so true. They have all the fights. They're fighting about things.

So have you had to settle a few of these types of disputes, Anonymous? You would be surprised. COVID was not so good for these types of relationships. When people were locked down together and we're seeing You would be surprised. COVID was not so good for these types of relationships. Yes. When people were locked down together and we're seeing a lot of it. Okay. So give it to us straight.

The important thing is. She owns the house. He is just living there and she wants him to pay half the mortgage. What's the fair way to deal with this? I think the fair way to deal with it is to be clear at the outset what the expectations of the parties are. So is it just rent or is he getting a share of the property or maybe the increase in value of the property going forward from the time of when he started paying towards the mortgage? Because it's clearly not rent. So what we normally do for the smart people who come to the lawyer first is that we do a property sharing agreement, which sets out who's paying for what and what it means and how it will be divided later on and what the process for that will be.

And we also do what's called a Section 21 agreement under the Property Relationships Act, which most people know as a prenup. And what that says, so if you continue to live together as de facto partners, you know, up to three years or even sometimes before, then that can become the family home. And that person can have a claim against it. Yeah. And the presumption of sharing under that act is 50-50. Wow. Okay. So it's really, really important

that people deal with it before it becomes contentious. And like we said before, we said money, but also how romantic is going and signing a legal document together, you know? Yeah, so romantic. Thank you, anonymous lawyer. We owe you probably $1,200 for that advice you just gave us. Message our boss, Ross.

He'll give it to you I will do so yeah right can I talk to you about a will as well actually no we'll talk about this later off air

we'll get on this later yeah yeah Bree and Clint time for birthday banger it's my birthday it's my birthday Bree and Clint birthday banger

live this Friday we're going to be in Christchurch at the Carlton for the first ever birthday banger live party from 7 o'clock it's free you can come down we're going to be in Christchurch at the Carlton for the first ever Birthday Banger live party. From 7 o'clock, it's free, you can come down. We're going to be finding out birthday bangers in the bar.

That's right, you can. I've never seen so many people sign up for an event. It's hectic, eh? It's crazy. I was doing some prep work for it last night after the show, like figuring out people's birthday bangers, and it never ended. There's so many people, which is really cool.

You can't pre-register anymore, but there will be a couple of wildcard spots available in the night, so just show up to the Carlton. We'll be there from 7 o'clock this Friday in Christchurch. Let's do some real birthday bangers, and we'll start with Chris. Kia ora, Chris.

G'day, Chris. Hey. How are you, Chris? Oh, just sitting in Auckland traffic, so, you know, fantastic. I can tell from your hey that you're a bit dejected. How long have you been in traffic for? What should have taken me? 10 minutes?

I've been sitting for 15 minutes so far. Oh, Chris. All right, you need a birthday banger. What's your birthday, Chris? 18th of March, 1990. All right, you were 16 in 2006 on the 18th of March. You're sitting in Auckland traffic and you're not going to believe what your birthday banger is.

Beep. Beep. By the Pussycat Dolls. That was too bad. Yeah, that's very good. It's a banger. I like that one from the Pussycat Dolls. Yeah, that's very good. It's a banger. I like that one from the Pussycat Dolls. Wait there, Chris.

We're going to do one for Olivia. Hi, Olivia. Hi, Olivia. Hi. How are you going? Yeah, I'm good, thanks. How are you? Olivia, should we say happy birthday to you today?

Yeah, that would be great. I'd love a birthday shout out. Good. Happy birthday, Olivia. Happy birthday, Olivia. Happy birthday, Olivia. Thank you so much. Have you had a good day? What's the best gift that you've received?

It's been a really good day. I actually got to lunch with all my best work friends, so that was really, really nice. Oh, neat. And I'm about to just park in my car now. I'm about to go to my family's place to play board games and have some food. Oh, fun. Yeah, really nice.

That is such a wholesome birthday. Very wholesome birthday. Olivia, what year were you born? 1995. Right, Olivia, you were 16 in 2011 on the 30th of June. So on this day in 2011, this was number one. Are you kidding? I actually loved this song when it came out.

Yeah. Nice. Pitbull, give me everything. Are you telling me this song's 10 years old? Yes. Oh. Wow. That is depressing. I must have had the best time when I was 16.

Yeah. Yeah. Good one, Olivia. It's a banger. Okay, wait there. We'll do one more birthday banger I was 16. Yeah. Yeah, good one, Olivia. It's a banger. Okay, wait there. We'll do one more birthday banger for Bella. Hi, Bella. G'day, Bella.

Hiya. How are ya? Good, mate. How are you? Good, thank you. That's good. What's your birthday, Bella? The 16th of February, 2000.

Can't believe. 2000s babies are here. Being born in 2000. Are you 16 already, Bella? Are you? You were 16 in 2000. Are you 16 already, Bella? Are you? You were 16 in 2016, so a while ago.

And on the 16th of Feb, this was top of the chart. The second most successful member of One Direction. I love this song. It's debatable. Who do you think it is, Bella? Harry. You think Harry's

second most successful? And you think Zayn's first? Harry's the best and then Lily's the second. Right. Wait, what'd she say? Hang on, who's best? Harry Styles is the best

and the second best is Lily Tomlinson. Oh, okay. So where does your birthday banger Zayn sit in the list? Zayn's alright. Yeah, alright. He's not top all right. Yeah, all right.

He's not top two, though. Okay, wait there. Strong opinions. I know in my gut what the winner is. Do you know? Any debating for you? I think I know. Okay, should we say it together?

Yeah. Because I think we're on the same page. Yeah, I think we are. Three, two, one. Give me everything. Pippo and Neo, give me everything. Olivia. Olivia.

Happy birthday. It's your birthday. Best birthday present ever. Yeah. No worries, Olivia. Say hi to your family for us. Oh, thank you. Happy birthday. It's your birthday. Best birthday present ever. No worries, Olivia. Say hi to your family for us. Oh, thank you. I will. Have a great day.

Birthday bangers on ZM. ZM, Brian, Clayton, that's Pitbull and Neo, Give Me Everything, the winner of Birthday Banger. What's Pitbull up to? We want more Pitbull. Yeah. There's room in our life for more Pitbull, for sure. I love how much crap Pitbull

gets from people. But he's actually a genius. He's a great pop star. He has made a ton of money by just saying things like, Mr. Worldwide. Coolo! The little chico Pitbull! It's great.

Look, let's just put this out there in the universe because this is our dream one day and I feel like if we don't say it. Am I going to talk to Pitbull? No, remember our other dream? Our pre-COVID dream? What was it? We book Pitbull for a gig.

Oh, that's right. And then we have a Pitbull pit. In the Pitbull pit at the front. So everyone can come to the Pitbull gig and then at the front of the Pitbull show is a Pitbull pit. In the Pitbull pit at the front. So everyone can come to the Pitbull gig and then at the front of the Pitbull show is the Pitbull pit. And everyone's in bald caps and they all are dressed as Pitbull. And bald people get free tickets. Yeah.

Bald people get free entry. Do you think Pitbull is willing to come and quarantine in MIQ for two weeks to do our show? I think it's a stretch. Well, I don't know. What else is he doing? You asked the question at the start. What's he doing?

Let's just find out all the things he likes and we'll just say we'll get him a bunch of it. You know he used to have a restaurant here in Auckland? Did he? No one knew about it. There was a pit bull restaurant in the Viaduct and no one knew about it. It shut down.

But it was here and he owned it. What? Yeah, it's the weirdest story. And everyone found out about it like a week before it shut down. They're like, are you kidding? Random. Yeah. Brian Clint.

Okay, here's the details of the story about the woman who hates her husband for a condition he says that he has. A pregnant woman has taken to Reddit to ask if she's allowed to be angry at her husband, who says that he has... Oh, I know what this is going to be. He says... This is like sympathy pains or something. Sympathy morning sickness. Oh, get out. Get out of here.

It says, ironically, the woman is unsympathetic to her husband's illness, going on to say that she hates it. She feels utterly disgusted by him and gets pissed off when she sees him sick. He says he can't help it. She's a bit hectic. Yeah, they're both a bit hectic, eh? Yeah, they're both a bit.

It sounds like they're made for each other. He says that he can't help it. He's suffering from a sympathy pregnancy, which is known, It has a name. It's called Covade Syndrome. Oh, I've got a different name here. Yeah. It's called 12 beers the night before.

That'll give you morning sickness. Yeah. So when you have Covade Syndrome as a man, you- Unfortunate name in these times, isn't it? Definitely, yeah. Can't backstinate against that. Physical symptoms might include nausea, heartburn, abdominal pain, bloating,

appetite changes, and respiratory problems. That just sounds like me normally. Have you got a sympathy pregnancy? I feel like I've got it 24-7. How are you sympathetic to? So let's break this down. First of all, is she allowed to be angry? I feel like I'd got it 24-7. How are you sympathetic to? So let's break this down. First of all, is she allowed to be angry?

I feel like I'd be a little bit annoyed. I'd be like, stop stealing my thunder. A little bit, eh? It's not a good thunder to steal. Like, I feel crap. I'm carrying the baby. Yeah. Just feel sorry for me for nine months.

You're not doing anything. And he's like, can I get a call, Flannel? And you're like, oh, my God, if there's any time where you should be looking after me, it's right now. You're watching Netflix at the end of the day and he's like, babe, have we got any chocky? You're like, you get your damn

chocolate yourself. Okay, so yes, she's allowed to be angry. The bigger question, do you believe him? Look, I've never one to question someone's integrity. But I just, yeah. Just be straight up. Does he have sympathy morning sickness? It could be something else.

Oh, good point. He should go and see a doctor. It could be a bunch of other things. His COVID symptoms could be something. COVID. Yeah, right. Bree and Clint. Sorry, I'm so excited with this.

So, I love when you don't know about things. So, last night I was on TikTok. TikTok, TikTok, TikTok. I was watching a bunch of, you know, superfluous things that I'll never need in life. And then I came across this new blind react trend. Okay. Do you know what that is? Nah.

Okay. So blind react is where it can be anything. Sometimes people can be like, go watch this certain episode. Oh, when you see something for the first time and film your reaction. Yeah. And you have to film your reaction. Anyway, I did this trend last night and I thought, you know who would love this trend?

My friend Clint. Why do I feel like I'm not going to love it? No, you will love it. It's great. All right. It's great. So the blind react trend is about a show on Netflix. So people can do this when they get home if they've got Netflix.

Yeah. So it's a show called Sex Life. Yes. I've seen the trailer for it. Yes. It looks quite good. The particular episode you need is episode three. Yeah.

And then you need to go to around 19 minutes and 50 seconds. Okay. So I've got that up on my computer right now. So people in their cars or listening at home, they're going to hear what's going on in the episode. Obviously, you're not going to be able to see it. But I will. But maybe from Clint's reaction, it'll entice you to go home

and give it a watch. Are you ready? I'm ready. Okay, so I'm going to start playing this now for you. Okay, hold on. I'm just going to go back a little bit. All right. Kicking it off now.

Takes a few seconds to get into it, I think. Okay. Naked men in the shower. We're seeing some birds. Two guys showering beside each other. In the showers. A couple of awkward glances over to each other. Oh!

Oh! Whoa! Is that real? Is that not what yours looks like? I'm not even going to pretend that mine looks like that. Is that? Is that?

That's a prosthetic, right? No, it's real. I'm pretty sure it's real. That's not. No, I'm pretty sure it's real. That's not. That's a prosthetic right No it's real That's I'm pretty sure it's real That's not Nah that's not That's not safe That guy there

That guy there When he gets excited He faints That's not That's not OSHA approved You can't have one of those In the workplace Oh far out

I might skip that show There you go Blind React Sex Life Sees Episode 3. You've just fired it if you want to. Play ZM's Brand Clint.

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