ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 30th June 2022

Episode Date: June 30, 2022

Cameron Diaz out of retirement WILD family secrets!!! Gold Coast pyjamas reveal Bree String returns! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Okay, are you ready? Ready. Are you ready? Hmm. What were you saying, Donks? What? What?

Oh. Oh. Hi everybody, welcome to the Brian Clint Podcast. We are on the podcast today. The return of a Brian Clint classic. I don't want to say too much, but it's in there. What, me? Oh, no, you, no, no, no, no.

You're a bit of a modern classic. Is producer Ben coming back? No, that would be a return of an absolute classic. He's an original. True, he is an original member. Donks is becoming a bit of a modern classic. It's going to be weird when he's not around, because he is still temping. I am. You are still temping.

Until tomorrow. It's tomorrow, your last day. Really? We've got a present for you. We need to give you a present after this. We did get you one. No, you didn't. No, we did.

Did you? I hope you like a fart and a hand. No, it's a real present. It's called a cupcake. No, we did get you something. Of course we did. Anyway, that's coming up. Before then, I thought I'd bring back another Brianne Clint classic.

Who remembers this? Buzzy G. Buzzy G. Buzzy G facts. What? Sam goes, what? No, no, they remember it. No, they weren't here. They're too young.

They weren't born yet. I'll say born, yeah. No, you weren't born yet. Buzzy G facts are just facts. You go, whoa, Buzzy G. And I found this one on the science page that I follow on Facebook. Okay. Listen to this.

This is all bloke nerd. Fuck you. When I saw science page that I follow on Facebook. Okay. Listen to this. This is all bloke nerd. Fuck you. When I saw this page, I thought of you. I thought a person that would enjoy this page is you actually, Dom. I love it. Roast him again, Dom. I'm going to keep going. I'm keen to hear.

Here's the fact. The sun has a little over 22 more orbits left around the Milky Way before it runs out of fuel. Wait, shut up. Our sun only has 22 more orbits around the Milky Way before it runs out of fuel. Around the Milky Way. Around the Milky Way. That's our galaxy. Has this got something to do with petrol prices?

Seriously, though. Are we going to not have light soon? Well, here's where the fact gets even buzzier. Well, around the Milky Way. It's a long way around the Milky Way. Each orbit of the Milky Way takes 225 million years. Oh. Whoa.

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Buzzy G. No need to panic. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Your nerdery paid off. Right.

That's actually buzzy. Yeah, that is buzzy. Damn. 225 million years. For one orbit of the Milky Way. And it's got 22 left. So how many millions? That's billions, I reckon.

Who's doing the maths? Who's doing the maths? I can't. Hold on. I found out a really buzzy G-fact about the movie Love Actually the other day. I love that movie. Do you guys want to hear it? Yes. I found out a really buzzy G fact about the movie Love Actually the other day. I love that movie. Do you guys want to hear it?

Yes. I'm just trying to find it because I wrote it down and I was waiting for an opportunity and then boom, here it is. Hugh Grant only has 22 more orbits of the sun left. Wait. That was a bit dark. Don't jinx it. That was dark from you.

That was. I found it funny. Where is it? Hold on. Just talk amongst yourselves. Well, I did the maths on the fact, and if each orbit of the Milky Way takes, what was it, 225 million years? Yeah.

Then we roughly have 4,950,000,000 years of sun left. Is that it? I need to do a triathlon. What? I've got so much shit I want to achieve before the sun blows up. What's on your bucket list, Clint? Get ripped.

I want to get ripped before I die. Says the guy with the gym membership. Yeah, exactly right. I want to get ripped. Okay, I think I found it. Okay, here it comes. So, in the movie Love Actually We all remember Keira Knightley's character The one who gets married

And then she's the one where he comes And he holds the cue cards up for her Yeah questionable I think I look quite pretty I look quite pretty Anyway so in that movie How old do you think she is? How old is Natalie?

Keira Knightley. Keira Knightley. Natalie Portman. I always get them confused. So how old is she actually? Yes. 22. Yeah, 23.

When that film came out, when she filmed Love Actually, she was 18. Whoa. Right? So that's not even the buzzy G fact. And, of course, we all remember the character, the kid who had a broken heart and he learned to play the drums, played by Thomas Brodie Sangster, I think his name is. Yeah.

Yeah, so in that film, he was 13. Yeah, I believe that. That's not so shocking. Yeah. So in that film, the boy and Keira Knightley are only five years apart. And they would have had to cast her about two years earlier when she was like 16. Can you imagine? They're only five years apart.

But when you think about them in that film. What are they doing? She's married. She's getting married and he's in primary school. That's weird, eh? Mila Kunis was 13 when she started on that 70s show. Have you ever heard that one? 13. Really? 13.

I could be wrong about that, but I think it was 13. Was it Dakota Fanning like 3 when she started acting? Probably. You know what always freaks me out? Drew Barrymore was. Yeah, like films with Dakota Fanning.

Right. Like, let's say, the one with her and Denzel Washington. Have you guys ever seen that film? Dakota Fanning. 14. Sorry, Mila Kunis was 14 in 1998. Still, though. Have you guys ever seen the film Man on Fire?

No. Oh, it's such a great film. Anyway, she's like uber young. Like, I reckon she's like five or six in it. Yeah. And it always freaks me out as to how she is such a good actress. Like, how? Yeah.

How does she even grasp the concept? I felt the same about the Olsen twins in Full House. I mean, you're making a joke, but I mean, it's the same. How do they do it? It was only partly a joke. Natalie Portman. She did that film, what was it? Leon the Professional with...

Love, actually. With Jean Reno, I think. She was 11 in that movie. I've got another buzzy g fact about natalie portman she was in star wars you know so she was in pirates the caribbean um do you want sorry i did get the do you like her i found the joke yeah so do you remember the movie um she did with ashton kutcher no strings attached yeah that film and it was a direct ripoff of amela kunis movie at the same time. No, no.

Friends with Benefits with Justin Timberlake. Let me bloody say it, for God's sake! God damn it! Sorry, sorry, sorry. Holy shit! So Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher were together at the time, right? Yeah. When he made that film No Strings Attached,

which came out in 2011. Yeah. And Mila Kunis made the movie with Justin Timberlake, Friends with Benefitsached, which came out in 2011. Yeah. And Megaloconus made the movie with Justin Timberlake, Friends With Benefits, which also came out in 2011. Yeah. Around the same time. Yeah. How did they not talk to each other and be like,

this is the concept of the film I'm going to make. And then it's the same movie. Buzzy G. Oh. Oh. All right. Here comes the podcast everybody, enjoy Catch up I'm coming in Well, howdy pilgrim

What time is it? Three, two, one It's Bree and Clint G'day everybody, happy Thursday afternoon Welcome to the show, it's Bree and Clint Bree and Clint That was close. Woo.

Woo. That's the closest it's been for a while. It's a spicy start to the show. Normally not close. Brie and Clint with an N. Yes, that's right. Hey, look. One day to go.

One show to go until we all have fake tans on and we're on the Gold Coast. Are you getting a fake tan? Yeah, I think I'm going to put a fake tan on. Oh, that means I have to put a fake tan on. Or else I'm going to look super tan. Yeah, I'm going to look super not. Yeah. That's all right.

Just get out your glove, Bondi Sands, and just do it lightly. Give yourself a light dusting. Bree and Clint. Tradie versus Lady. Bree and Clint. Tradie versus Lady. Bree and Clint. Tradie versus Lady. I've been in this business a while now, a long time, and that was some of the best radio padding I've seen from you.

Thank you, and that means a lot coming from a professional like you. A professional padder myself. Exactly right. Tradie versus Lady. Score update for everyone playing at home. The Tradies had a win yesterday sitting on 56 and the ladies sitting on 45

for the year. Let's meet our lady first. She's from the North Shore, I assume of Auckland. She's got twins. Please welcome to the show. It's Maria. Hello, Maria.

Hi. What are your twins' names? Joshua and Amelia. I'm hoping they're hearing. Oh, cute. You're hoping they're hearing you or. I'm hoping they're here. Oh, cute. You're hoping they're hearing you or you said you hope they're here? Have you lost them? No, my dad is picking them up.

My husband's picking them up. A little shout-out to the twins. I'll do a shout-out. Good shout-out. Yeah, nice. Mum's on the radio, guys. Here we go. Let's meet your opposition.

Our trade is from Danny Virk. He's a pipe welder. Please welcome to the show. It's Campbell. G'day, Campbell. What's pipe welding entail? Welding pipes? Yeah, I thought so, yeah.

Did you really just ask that question? Just wanted to check. Just wanted to double check that off for myself. Good, now I know. Excellent. Okay, Campbell, your buzzer is tradie. Maria, your buzzer is lady. First to three correct answers is going to get 50 bucks from KFC.

Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. National Party leader Christopher Luxon is in the news today for stating that he knows what women want. Yeah, right, Chris. All right, mate. Who was the male star of the 2000s rom-com What Women Want?

Anyone seen the movie What Women Want? I'll give you a clue. The initials are MG. No, no one's got that one. It was Mel Gibson, everybody. Mel Gibson. Mel Gibson. Question number two Gibson, everybody. Mel Gibson. Mel Gibson. Question number two.

No points there for anyone. Who won last night's rugby game between Ireland and the Maldi All Blacks? Tradee. Yes, Campbell. Maldi All Blacks. Well done. Campbell, can I just ask, are you welding pipes in the background as we speak? It's very noisy.

No, not at the moment. And Campbell, what does that entail exactly? No, I'm just kidding. All right, one to the tradies. Here we go, question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me the band that released this song. Tradie. Yes, Campbell. I don't need a little round. And sugar won't go me down swinging. I'll be in the ball. Brady.

Yes, Campbell. Campbell. Who was it? All out, boys. Well done. Oh, no. Come on, Maria. You need this one to stop him, okay?

You've got it. Here we go. Question number four. In a game of netball, how many points do you get for a goal? Brady. Campbell for the win. Two? No. Question number four. In a game of netball, how many points do you get for a goal? Trade it. Campbell for the win. Two? No.

Campbell. Maria, now think about this. Think about it. It's your guess. Five, six, seven, ten. We're just going to not even discuss that. Okay, we'll move on to the next question. Question number five.

Who wrote the song I Will Always Love You? Was it Celine Dion, Whitney Houston or Dolly Parton? Whitney Houston, lady. Maria? Yep, Whitney Houston, lady. Campbell, do you want to guess? Dolly Parton. Well done. It was Dolly Parton. Well done.

It was Dolly Parton. What a dominant victory. Only to be made uber famous by Whitney Houston in The Bodyguard. So, Campbell, that means 50 bucks coming your way. Well done, Ben. Perfect. There we go. Can you explain a bit further about the pipes and the welding, though, can you?

You need to get off the pipe, I think. Apparently, there's a study out where they have tested whether or not the light exposure from the TV can affect your sleep. Oh, okay. That more means in bed because I'm like drifting off like, oh, I need to get myself into bed. Yeah, right. That's a bit different, right. You're talking about people who have a TV in the bedroom? Yeah.

Okay. And I'm not sure if they mean that they literally just have the TV on for their entire sleep or not, but it kind of suggests that, which I'm not sure if people do that or not. Anyway, the study suggests that the exposure to even the most moderate ambient light could harm our cardiovascular functions during sleep. Wait, the light affects your heart? Really?

Apparently. This is what this study says. I mean, if you want to believe that or not. They said the differences from sleeping in ambient lighting to sleeping in a dimly lit room are quite different, which is obviously the different lights. Like from TV, it's quite bright. Right. Whereas like, you know, having a-

Yeah, that's true. It lights up the whole room. Yeah, exactly. So they observed people between the ages of 63 and 84, and it was found that while sleeping for just one night, surrounded by ambient light, just one night, like such as a TV being on for one night, their blood sugars and heart rates were raised.

Really? Yeah. What about people who have those LED light strips around the top of their room? Or the fairy lights in their room? Or remember when you were growing up and you had those glow-in-the-dark star stickers that you would stick to the roof? Oh, that's nostalgic for them. Those things gave off a bit of light, didn't they? Didn't they?

Which I don't know if that would be considered dim light or ambient light. I'm the type of person, I can't fall asleep unless the TV is on. Really? Every night? Every single night. So I've got a TV in my room. Yeah. Every single night, I will put a 30-minute timer on my TV to go to sleep.

Wow. And I have it really low. And what if you don't have a TV? You just won't get to sleep? Well, I think most of the time, like I can get to sleep. Have you tried white noise? Like a little baby? Yeah.

No, I haven't. Seriously? Have you not? No, I've never tried it. Have you tried brown noise? No, that's a real thing. I know it's a real thing. Brown noise.

Have you tried brown noise? That would be a very different song. Was it from Silverchair? All that I'm hearing from you is brown noise. Brown noise. The Loving End. The Loving End. The Loving End. That's who noise. Brown noise. The living end. The living end. The living end.

That's who it is. Brian Clint. Quite interesting study out today, which is saying falling asleep with the TV going all night long can be bad for your health. You've got to take everything with a pinch of salt, though, right? I think so, too. Because if it's the thing that helps you get to sleep, then surely sleeping with the TV on is better than not sleeping.

Yeah, I'm going to choose to ignore this study. Me personally, for the past, I reckon nearly 10 years, I always have to have the TV timer, the sleep timer on. Yeah. And normally it's a 30, like I put it on 30 minutes and then I can fall asleep. Yeah, right. And I have the TV on really low.

Like if I stay in a hotel, I will find the sleep timer on the TV. On every TV? On every TV. Wow, okay. Well, let's find your types. Let's find the people who sleep with the TV on. Tim's here. G'day, Tim. Hi, Tim. Afternoon, Tim. How's it going? Good, thank you. It's particularly good for you because of the type of work you do, is that right? Yes, I do the same as Bree, but I'm a shift worker, so it really helps me zone out at night to crash out sort of thing. Yeah, cool I do the same as Bree, but I'm a shift worker So it really helps me zone out at night to crash out sort of thing Yeah, cool, do you use the sleep timer? Yeah, 100%, 30 minutes, same as you

Yeah, nice Tim And what do you like to put on to bore yourself to sleep? Is there a certain TV show that really knocks you out? Normally either How I Met Your Mother or Friends Oh, okay Oh my God, Tim, me too I literally just go Friends back to back and I just recycle it and start again. Well, you've seen it so many times, you know you're not going to miss anything, right? I think that's what it is, because you've seen it before.

You don't want to be too engaged. You don't want to be too engaged. No, yeah, yeah. Elise is here. Hi, Elise. Hi, Elise. Hey, how's it going, guys? Good, thanks. Is this something you do to get to sleep? Absolutely. I can't sleep without it. If it goes off at night time and I wake up, I have to put it back on. Really? So you will wake up if the TV turns off? If it goes quiet, yeah. So if I wake up and it's quiet, then I've got to put it back on to go to sleep. It has to be on all night? Most of the time. Sometimes if I sleep through the night, it's fine. If I wake up, it's back on.

You must have had so many dreams about weird infomercial products, you know? Just infiltrated your sleep. You ever woken up going, geez, I really need to get some thin Lizzie? Not quite. What do you normally watch? What do you put on? Something that's funny. So usually like the Simpsons or Futurama.

It's an easy watch. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That makes sense. Okay. Thanks, Elise. Someone on the text machine, this is mind-blowing,

they said, I fall asleep to the same movie every single night, which is Legally Blonde. And I've done so since I was 15 and I'm now 25. I have downloaded it to my phone so I can watch it when I'm on adult sleepovers. Wow.

What? If you have an adult sleepover, you'll put on your- So she can get to sleep. Wow. Some people are such creatures of habit, eh? Yeah, it's a habit thing. Like I watch Friends. That's such a random one if you're having an adult sleepover and you're like, that was lovely.

I'm just going to put my headphones in now and you shush. And shush. I've got to watch Legally Blonde. I've got to watch Elle Woods take down Harvard. Finally, Elizabeth, are you a TV sleeper? Hi, guys. Yes, I have been for years and years

and years, but just in the last couple of weeks, I've actually discovered YouTube adult bedtime stories. Ooh, tell me more. So, basically, you go on YouTube and they have bedtime fairy tale stories for adults and they last from about half an hour to an hour

and I just stick it on my phone really quiet and then just go to sleep. When you say adult stories, do you... Like old time fairy tales that haven't been tweeted so they're a bit dark Oh, oh, oh, okay, alright I get you now Yeah, they're not for little kids

I was thinking like Snow White and the Not So Seven Dwarves Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, no, no, no And they're brilliant, and there's a whole lot of them And I highly recommend them Hey Elizabeth, if you run out of those And you're looking for a podcast to fall asleep to, I've heard the Bree and Clint podcast will put you straight to sleep.

Knock you straight out. Just a tip. It's a hot tip. Bree and Clint. Talk to you later. From iHeartRadio, this is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, tell us who the mega A-lister is that retired from acting and she's come back.

I am so excited to announce that Cameron Diaz is making her return to the big screen. We've talked about this before. When Cameron Diaz, you know, she retired from being a superstar. At the time, it was in 2014 when she retired from Hollywood. She said that her life wasn't her life anymore and that she had all of these people running her life and even her schedule. And she was like, this is crazy.

And she was a massive, massive star. She's back in a new movie called Back in Action. Hilariously ironic. It's for Netflix because Netflix has the cash. And she's going to be starring alongside Jamie Foxx. I'm so pumped that Cameron Diaz is coming back into acting. I'm really thrilled about it. I love Cameron Diaz, and it sounds like it's going to be a great movie

because, I mean, Jamie Foxx, he's incredible as well, so that's really cool. You know what I find most incredible about Cameron Diaz? What? That her and Benji Madden are still together. Oh, yeah. Yeah. They're in love.

They are the real deal. They are the real deal. They are the real deal. When I heard that Cameron Diaz was getting together with one of the guys from Good Charlotte, I was like, this is the worst Hollywood relationship I've ever heard of. And yet, here we are, 15, maybe 20 years later, they have really proven everybody wrong.

They have. When you think about it, Cameron Diaz is actually, like, just a good GB. Like she's been with the same guy for a long, long time. Obviously in love. She's super relatable where she's like, I just want to live kind of a normal life and I'm super popular and famous at the moment but I want

to retire from it. It's weird, eh? She's one of those people, she's one of the world's richest and most attractive women and yet she is very relatable. Yeah. She is that person. You feel like you could have a beer with her or something. We're very excited because

we're going to the Gold Coast tomorrow. I haven't been to the Gold Coast in years. Haven't you? Years. COVID apart from that it's been ages since I've been to the Gold Coast. A lot has changed on the Goldie. It's very swish now. Is it?

So much to do. Yeah. But I thought, look, I'm very excited about going home to Aussie. And it came to me yesterday that there's something that we've talked about on this show quite a lot over the years, that I think we can kill two birds with one stone whilst in the Gold Coast. Yes. I have talked about on this show multiple times the infamous Chico roll. Yes, you have.

Never had one. You've never had one. Never had one. Described to me as basically just a spring roll from the fish and chip shop. It's not just a spring roll. Well, it kind of is. Did you get it from the fish and chip shop? Look, I feel like nearly every Aussie fish and chip shop sell them.

But it's nostalgic. It's been around since the 50s. It's dirty, greasy, delicious food. I'm keen then. I'm keen. And I thought we could try some whilst over there on the Gold Coast. Yes, please. But I think we need to call somewhere and maybe book ahead.

Oh, okay. They're that popular. Well, they're not. But I just want to make sure. I don't want to miss out on the opportunity. We don't want to go all that way. Yeah, exactly. And then miss out on the infamous Chico Roll. Okay.

So who are we calling? One of your suppliers? Yes, one of the suppliers. Just a fish and chip shop in Broad Beach. Okay. Hello? G'day. Is that caught and cooked fish and chips?

Hello, yeah'day. Is that caught and cooked fish and chips? Hello, yeah. Great. Mate, I heard you guys were the place to call because you had the best Chico rolls in Australia. Yes. Is that correct? Yes. Okay, great.

Look, mate, I've got a great opportunity for you right now, so listen in. I am an Aussie. I'm currently living in New Zealand. I've been telling a bunch of Kiwis over here how great the Chico Rolls are at Caught and Cooked Fish and Chips. We're actually coming over there tomorrow. We're coming to Broad Beach.

We're coming tomorrow into Australia, and I was wondering if you can set aside maybe like six Chico Rolls. Six Chico Rolls. Yeah, yeah. What are your thoughts? Like the freshest Chico Rolls you've got, though? I don't want like, you know, I want the freshest. You're going away?

Yeah, unfortunately. I have to go and do some praise because my brother is away, so we have to go and do some praise. Okay, what about Saturday? No, no, no, I'm not. I'm not here for a week. I'll be coming back the following... I'll be back at the shop on the 8th of July.

Look, I'm... If you're around, that's fine. If you're not, I can understand. I'm so devastated by this. Do you know if anywhere else on the Gold Coast sells Chico Rolls? Well, not that I've been told because I've got some of my local customers. They all come to me. Right.

I can't really tell you. They do, but not as good as yours. Oh, okay. Gutted. I couldn't even tell you where to go and grab one, honestly. All right, I guess I'm going to have to just push out my trip. I'm going to push out my trip for a week. We're going to have to get there today.

Yeah, I'm going to fly in today. Are you open right now? Yep. Yes. All right, we'll see you in three and a half hours. We'll see you soon. Okay, thanks. No worries, thank you. Okay, see you soon. Okay. Thanks. All right, no worries.

Thank you. Okay, see you later. Bye. What are the bloody odds? I love how we tried to play it that nowhere else on the Gold Coast sells Chico Rolls. He's the only one. Everywhere sells them. He's just trying to make you want it even more. All right, well, I guess we're not having a Chico Roll.

I guess we'll have to get some spring rolls before we leave. No, no, no. Bree and Clint. When it comes to holding a grudge, the advice is let it go, man. Let it go. Let it go. Let it go. Let it go.

Hey, you've got to let it go. You've got to let it go. Depends what it is. It definitely depends what it is. You know, I think there's definitely majority of the things you should just let go. Because back in my early 20s, I was definitely the type to hold a grudge. Yeah. And as the years have progressed and I've slowly learnt,

the only person it hurts when you hold a grudge against someone is yourself. Most of the time, the person you're holding a grudge against has no idea that you're still holding a grudge against them. It just hurts you. They're going on with their life while you're being consumed with anger every day and negative emotions and it doesn't impact that person at all. You're right, it just affects

you, doesn't it? Yeah, and it just is worse for you in the long run. Well, what if a grudge is actually good for you? Oh, I didn't know about this, but I'm willing to hear you out. Let's define it first. A grudge is defined by the Cambridge English Dictionary as a strong feeling of anger and dislike for a person

who you feel has treated you badly. So it's very personal. Yeah. And it can be over anything. It can be over money. It can be over relationships. It can be over a parking space. Anything at all.

Anything at all anything at all according to the article i've been reading holding a grudge can actually be useful because if someone has done you wrong it may be logical to distance yourself from that person to avoid interactions altogether holding a grudge could be self-preservation. Yeah, but I think that's different. Is it? I think distancing yourself from someone is different to holding a grudge against someone. Do you know what I mean?

Yeah. I think it is healthy if you identify this person isn't bringing any positivity to my life. I'm just going to distance myself from them. Yeah. To holding a grudge and holding that anger and resentment towards someone. Very different. Right. So is what you're saying is you should forgive, but you should not forget. Yeah.

Is that what it comes down to? Yeah. Let's go with that. Yeah. Right. Okay. Well, it's two ways. Do you see what I mean though?

Yeah, totally. Holding a grudge to me is like you're holding onto something and it affects you going forward every day, whereas if you want to just distance yourself from that person, I think that's totally fine and that's a good decision and you can make those decisions. But holding a grudge where you think about it all the time and you get angry over it, it's never going to help you.

So are you saying that I should forgive Wayne Barnes for the 2007 Rugby World Cup quarterfinal? You need to let that go. Are you serious? You need to let it go. Because it was a forward pass. There was a forward pass and he did not call it. I know, but do you think he is holding onto that day to day,

thinking about it, getting angry over it? He's retired and he's really rich. I think he's fine. Yeah, see, he's good to go. Okay, I'll think about it. Thanks. Just think about it. Just an idea.

Okay, this has been helpful for me. Thanks. It's all right, babe. Therapy. Bree and Clint. There have been a lot of changes here at the Bree and Clint show recently. We have a whole new suite of producers.

One of them, former soundkeeper Ella, is now producer Ella. Hi, Ella. Hi. Is now producer Ella Hi Ella Hi I'm just learning, sorry We're just teething at the moment Teething issues Just remember about that three month trial thing

Don't say that to her There's no three month trial It's a six month We give people a bit longer You came to us with a ponderous question today, didn't you? What did you want to know? I don't know. I just experienced it twice.

You know when someone walks in the room and there's something on their face, you do want to say something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But what happens when it's like their fly's down? Because that's like near their bits and bobs. Or their nipples are showing. Yes. I'm not actually looking at them, but if I see it.

You can't help but look at it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And I guess it draws on the fact that you kind of have to embarrass them a bit to tell them. But you've got to go, even if you do it nicely, you've got to go, shame bro, flies down. You know? You go, hey, your fly's down. Look, for me personally, I always want to be told because I think the worst situation,

if I walk around with my fly undone or something on my face for half an hour, eventually I'm going to notice. Eventually I will notice myself, but then all I think about is all the people that didn't tell me. How long? How long? And they saw it and they didn't tell me and I look stupid. And I'm like, why didn't they tell me?

I'd agree with Bree. Rip the bandaid off. My question is, who? Who had their fly down today and did you tell them? Okay, the first one was actually producer Anastasia. Oh, right. Okay. What was it?

She's getting up very early these days, so she could be a bit forgetful. But luckily she saw it herself And she was like Oh Oh Oh And then the other one Was my friend That was spot on

Anastasia That was That was Yeah And the other one was A friend Oh I just Okay

Yeah Right Okay Well Clint I put Producer Ella And producer Donks To the test

After she talked about this And I walked into The producer's booth With my fly fully undone and this is how it went. Does anyone want a tea? A cup of tea? A cup of tea? I'll come help.

Cool. Why are you laughing? I'm not. Okay. I'm not laughing. What are you doing to this tea? Yeah, I'm scared. I'm not doing anything to this tea.

The offer is open, a wide open tea offer. Your fly's down. Oh, was my fly undone? Oh my gosh. I was looking at you like, what are you doing? Oh, I appreciate you telling me, Ella. Appreciate that. I didn't see it until I saw it.

Oh. Well, good, Ella passed the test. Yeah, it just took ages for her to notice. There's a bigger issue here, though. I took offence that she wasn't looking at my crotch. There's a much bigger issue. What? Can you stop exposing yourself to our new producers, please?

It was out. It was out. No. What was out? Not that. I don't have anything to be out. Yeah, what was out? Just the fly.

You mean the fly was down. Down. Down. The word you're looking for is down. I'm my God. You mean the fly was down. Yes. Down. The word you're looking for is down. I'm not going to get through this trial. I strategically tucked my T-shirt in, so it was all T-shirt underneath. I'm so sorry. Brian Clint, here's Coterie on ZM.

I've been told, I've been told. Brian Clint. We're flying to the Gold Coast for a fun weekend of fun. How good is it that we can go on trips again? Amazing, eh? I'm so pumped for it. We'll go do an amazing trip and then we'll give that trip away to somebody next week. Before we go, though, we've got to arrange what we're going to wear on the plane.

Yesterday I told you about how J-Lo has been papped wearing her pyjamas on the plane and she's a fashion icon. Yeah, but she wore $2,000 silk pyjamas, and it was on a private jet. Yeah, so you're going to wear much cheaper pyjamas on a much cheaper jet. But it's still going to be, it's all relative, right? You're not J-Lo.

Come on, mate. I'm definitely not J-Lo. But you can aspire to be. You have agreed to wear pyjamas on the flight, and I said, let me take care of the pyjamas for you, okay? Yeah, this is the part I'm nervous about. No, you shouldn't be, because I don't want you wearing your old daggy ones

that have got, you know, food all over them, chocolate stains. Have you been to my house? Exactly right. We're going to get you fresh pyjamas, and I've got them. So what we're going to do is... Oh, I'm regretting this decision. model a couple of options for you now. Who's modelling them? Oh, I've got some very hot models arranged.

Just before we bring them in, we promised you Peter Alexander. You did. Ross Boss has denied that request and said the pyjamas have to come from Kmart. He's so cheap. He is the cheapest person. He is the cheapest person. He is the cheapest. So if you're angry that these aren't Peter Alexander PJs, take that out on Ross.

But forget about that for now. Focus on the PJs. Focus on the hot models. Please. Model number one, will you show us the floral number? Come on down. Cam Mansell. Oh, my God.

Enters the room wearing a two-piece. It's olive. Would you say that's olive? Yeah, it's an olive green. I mean, he pulls it off because it's Cam Mansell, and he pulls anything off. It features a rose print. Looks like something my grandma would wear.

And no offence to grandmas, they pull it off. I'm slightly concerned that this number doesn't have a lot of space for bust. I feel like my breasticles would be quite stretched in that. I feel like there might be a bit of stress on the upper buttons in that number. It would. But if this is the outfit

you like, there is time to go to Kmart and get you whatever size you feel like, okay? time to go to Kmart and get you whatever size you feel like. Okay? I'll think about that one. Okay. Bring in model number two, producer Donks, aka Sous Chef Sam, wears the Elmo and Cookie Monster pyjamas.

What is he in? They look like a pyjama set Donks would actually wear. Don't they just? Yeah. So it's got Cookie Monster and Elmo. Yeah. Okay, yeah, cute. Cookie Monster's saying, yum.

It's giving me a lot of seven-year-old boy vibes. It's giving me very flammable don't stand too close to the heater vibes, actually. Yeah, it is. So on a limited budget, those are your options this afternoon. That's it. That's it. You can have the florarms or the elmos. Which of these do you think would look best on an international flight?

Neither. No, I didn't think so either. They look so thin. I'm going to be freezing. This is what I said to you. Because I said I'll bring the pyjamas to the airport. You can get changed in the toilets. And Bree goes, nah, mate, I'll wear them in the car.

Well, I thought we were going to have, you know, solid Peter Alexander quality. Me too. But they look like if you just blew a kiss at them, you would have hypothermia. Yeah, imagine if you're getting fresh going through security. Let me feel. Yeah, let me feel. Oh, my God, they're so thin. Those are thin.

Would you like to feel the Elmos? They're a little bit. What's the Oh, the elmos have a It's a very thin What's it called? Flannel Do you think we could get a poll up? Would you like the decision taken out of your hands? Yeah, fine

We can do that I'm not more drawn to one or the other So I'm fine for people to vote on it Okay, Bree and Clint on Instagram We'll get the pyjamas up. You can choose which pyjamas Bree wears on the flight tomorrow. Lucky me.

Bree and Clint. The early votes are in on the pyjamas, by the way. I can't wait. What pyjamas should Bree wear on the plane to the Gold Coast tomorrow? This is very early preliminary votes, by the way.

Elmo and Cookie Monster or Florals? Elmo and Cookie Monster has 68% of the vote currently. It has the win at the moment. Yeah, it's definitely taking the lead over or Florals. Elmo and Cookie Monster has 68% of the vote currently. It has the win at the moment. Yeah, it's definitely taking the lead over the Florals. But it's early, okay? It's early. And to be honest, look, neither of those are a good option.

So I don't really mind about the vote. Yeah, go and vote. Even if you just want to see our super hot models, you know? Bree and Clint on Instagram. I'm going to have to wear full thermals under those. Yeah, and a dressing gown. And a dressing gown. Bree and Clint on Instagram. I'm going to have to wear full thermals under those. Yeah, and a dressing gown. And a dressing gown. Brie and Clint.

Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic. Not really, but picking a movie title based on just the plot line, that she can do. Brie and Clint's What's the Plot? Our epic movie battle that happens every week Where you take on Brie to be crowned What's the Plot champion Just for guessing two movie plots the fastest

I have a feeling that one of the movies today is going to be Gladiator Well you haven't seen it so that would be an issue, wouldn't it? You seem to know how it ended, maybe because you've been looking up the plot line. No, it's because it came out 15 years ago. Everybody's seen it. All right. You're taking on our challenger today, Abby.

Hi, Abby. G'day, Abby. Hiya. Going in from Hawke's Bay, $250 on the line today, Gabby. Are you ready for this? Are you ready to take Brionne in What's The Plot? Yeah I'm going to try my hardest Good

Your buzzer is your name Don't wait for me to finish the plot Before you buzz in and have a guess Today's theme Because we're about to set off to Australia And broadcast live from the Gold Coast tomorrow Have an amazing weekend over there Before giving away an epic trip to the Gold Coast

Movies starring Australians. Just to clarify, Russell Crowe, you guys don't want him. Do we want him? Is Gladiator going to be in? What's the plot today? I've called it. I've called it earlier. No, we wanted him when he was nominated for an Academy Award for Gladiator.

Oh, so right. Russell Crowe and Gladiator, Kiwi. You want him. Russell Crowe beating up people with a phone, Australia. Okay. He could be in here, though. He could be in here. He could be.

Okay, right. Okay. Here we go, everybody. Good luck to both of you. Movie plot number one. After enduring setbacks in her television career, executive Joanna Eberhardt relocates with her family from New York City to the Connecticut suburb of Stepford.

Brie! What's it called? The Stepford Wives? The Stepford Wives. Who's in that? Nicole Kidman's in it. Where's she from? Australia.

Australia. The Stepford Wives is correct. Is that the one where all the women are robots? I have no idea. You haven't seen it? Haven't seen it. You can tell me what it's about. I'm more of a gladiator man myself.

Ebby, you still in this? Yeah, I'm still here. What's your favourite genre of movie, Abby? Well, I've got a toddler. I watch a lot of kids. So you'd like like a Bluey or something like that? Yeah, something animated. The Wiggles movie?

Yeah. Wreck-It Ralph? Okay. Well, they'd have Australians in them. Was there an Australian in Wreck-It Ralph? I don't think so. No, that's why I said Bluey. Okayreck-It Ralph. Okay. Well, they'd have Australians in them. Was there an Australian in Wreck-It Ralph? I don't think so. No. That's why I said Bluey.

Okay, movie number two. This one definitely has an Australian in it. Okay. Imprisoned on the other side of the universe, our hero finds himself in a deadly gladiatorial... Break! Break. Maybe. Gladiator. Gladiator is incorrect. Oh, no! finds himself in a deadly gladiatorial... Brie. Brie.

Gladiator. Gladiator is incorrect. Oh, no. Abby, you want a free guess? Oh, no. Were you going to say gladiator? Thor? Thor.

Oh, good guess. I'll take Thor, but I need to know which Thor movie. Oh, that's too hard. Ragnarok. Thor Ragnarok is correct. Well done. Nice work, Abby. I would have pushed for you to get it anyway. It's too hard.

We have levelled the scores. Okay, here we go. Movie starring Australians. Of course, that one had Chris Hemsworth in it. Right, I need to bring my A game. But who's in this third movie? The decider in What's the Plot this afternoon. Growing up in poverty,

our protagonist rises from nothing to create the world's most incredible circus. Brie, The Greatest Showman. Hugh Jackman. The Greatest Showman star Hugh Jackman. The Greatest Showman. Sorry, Hugh Jackman is correct. Yes! Oh, that one had me worried.

Sorry, Gabby. Tough game this afternoon. You got on the board, which is more than some people do, and you go home with 50 KFC chicken dollars. Oh, awesome. Thank you so much. Nice work, Abby.

Thanks for playing. Thank you. Which Thor movie? Just give her the point. Well, no, I've got to be specific. You wait for Harry Potter week, mate. Thanks for playing. Go, thank you. Witch Thor movie. Just give her the point. Well, no, I've got to be specific. You wait for Harry Potter week, mate. I'm not going to accept Harry Potter outright. Oh, my God.

Why did that one stress me out so much? I think I felt more responsibility. Exactly right. Having Australian dinner. That's right. Bree and Clint. I want to talk family secrets. You got one?

Do we have a family secret? Maybe just my nonna's recipes. Yeah, oh, the tiramisu one that we gave out. Yeah, so not really a family secret. The one we put on the internet. There might be a family secret. I don't know about it. Hence why it's a family secret.

Oh, yeah. Do you? Well, same. Saucy. Apart from the ones I'm keeping. Yeah, yeah. Do you? Well, same. Saucy. Apart from the ones I'm keeping. Right? This woman found out a massive family secret of hers, and this is what she said.

She goes, I'm 45 years old, and in April of last year, I discovered through Ancestry.com that my dad isn't my biological father. This doesn't really change anything for me as my mum and dad will always be my mum and dad. I have since made contact with my biological father and he admitted to me that he had had an affair with my mum. I now have the big dilemma of knowing this massive secret. Do I talk to my parents about it or just keep it to myself?

Does my dad even know? This is why I hate Ancestry.com. Well, for lots of reasons, but that in particular. But then I guess it's good because at least now you know your real medical background and things like that. That's massive, though, to be like, oh, I'm just going to take this simpleancestry.com kit And then next minute

And am I being naive But is there a chance that mum didn't know She'd know eh If she was having an affair She'd know that you There was a high chance you weren't Her husband's child She would know yeah

I mean I don't know the full logistics, but she would know there was a chance. Well, she'd know the week that she did it and what her personal cycle was. Actually, I take it back. I reckon she knew. You reckon, though? Yeah, I reckon mum's been sitting on the secret for 45 years.

45 years. You would think after 45 years you'd got away with it, eh? There's always a possibility, though, because it could be you know her dad it could be her other husband yeah true don't tell him no I'm not saying not to tell him true true true she's done nothing wrong

but what does she do because she doesn't even know if her dad like her dad knows or if yeah this is the issue the family secret is now her problem like this is all weighing on her shoulders now. She needs someone to talk to about it. Yeah.

Like I wonder if she's got any siblings that she could talk to. Nah, because then you make it their problem. Because then they're going to go, shit, who's my dad? And then they're going to have to go and do an Ancestry.com. I think she has to talk to her mum. I think she has to go, look, mum. First. Yeah, yeah.

Just the mum. I've found something out. I'm sure you had your reasons, whatever it is. I'm not here to judge to her mum. I think she has to go, look, mum. First. Yeah, yeah. Just the mum. I found something out. I'm sure you had your reasons, whatever it is. I'm not here to judge you. Did you realise, though? Did you know? I am actually so-and-so's kid. Yeah.

And does dad know? Yeah. Oh, God. That's so complex. It's such a big thing to bring up, too. Like, she's 40, like, 45. Mm-hmm. You know, she's lived her whole life.

She seems super chill about it. She does. She seems quite like at peace with it. Yeah. But I mean, maybe she's had some time to process it. Yeah. And she's met her biological dad. So she's done all of that.

Yeah. Have you done an ancestry.com before? I think so. I did the one where it tells you how much ethnicity you are from different countries. Your DNA is on file, mate. Oh, God. And they have my voice in the cloud. No, no, no.

And Alexa can hear me. No, no, no. Your DNA is literally on file. Yeah, it's fine. I put a piece of tape over the camera on my laptop. I'm good to go. Right. I'm safe.

You're in the catalogue. I'm safe. Yeah, Right. I'm safe. You're in the catalogue. I'm safe. Yeah, well, I would be. I wonder if- 20 years from now, some kid could come up to you and go, hey, you're my mum. I wonder if someone would pick me- You'd die, no idea.

Like to get cloned. I wonder if I would be like a good cloning choice pick. You know? Yeah. Like in a magazine, we could have this person- Okay, so what are the tick boxes they've ticked to draw you, to draw your DNA out? Oh, God, I hate to think.

I want Queensland accent. Okay, yeah, we can do that for you. I don't think that's in your DNA. I think that's just based on where you are. I want my child to have a nose piercing. Yeah, we can do that for you. Also not in your DNA. Side part, like cacher.

Yeah, I want one of those. I think that's just, yeah, how you do your DNA. Side part, like Kesha. Yeah, or one of those. I think that's just, yeah, how you do your hair. And lactose intolerance. Yeah, that is DNA related. That's what people look for in a kid, I think. That's designer babies 101. Criteria. Well, there you go.

I mean, buy now. Available for a limited time only. Bree and Clint. Family secrets sometimes never come out in the wash, but sometimes people find out in probably not the best ways. And a woman has found out using Ancestry.com that her dad isn't her biological dad. And now she's got the dilemma of,

do I talk to my parents about this? My mum has had an affair because I met up with my biological dad now. Yeah. And he's admitted to me that's what happened. It was an affair, yeah. And now I have this big secret on my shoulders. We want to know if you're sitting on a family secret.

Did you find one out? What was it like? Did it tear the family apart after you found that out? I hope not. Let's talk to some people. Some of them want to remain anonymous and we get that. Hello, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. What was the family secret you found out? So one of my parents comes from a very large family and my auntie was applying. She got her birth certificate to apply for her passport

and she was 50 years old and found out my granddad wasn't her father oh wow so you know eight children she's the eldest no one knew um my grandfather adopted her as a baby but no one knew and she was going to find out when my grandma passed away, and it was a letter left for her and my grandma as well. Oh, wow. So when she found this out, was her dad still alive? Her biological dad wasn't, but... Her adopted dad.

Yeah. So my nana was still alive. Yeah. Right, so she could still talk to them about it. Oh, my God. Because, I mean, imagine, I wouldn't want to find out and never be able to talk to them about it. No.

No. Because you would never get... I'd try to pull them apart for a while. Yeah, I get that. You'd be quite hurt because you've gone 50 years without knowing who I truly am. You know? And there'd always be that something that was a part of you

that felt like it was a bit missing. You feel ripped off. Yeah. Okay, that's a big family secret. This person wants to be anonymous as well. Hi, Anonymous.

Hi, Anonymous. Hi. Family secret, what was it? My mum found out when she was about eight or nine that she had a half brother

and my grandmother had got pregnant really young and waited to have the baby and gave it up for adoption. Oh, wow. Oh, my gosh. So, Anonymous, did your mum ever connect with her half-brother? Yeah, so they found out when he contacted my grandmother.

Oh, that's how they found out? Yeah, no, like, that's how they decided to, like, that's when she told everyone. How old was the half-brother at that stage? 18, so he'd just turned 18. Oh, right. He got the information. Yeah, yeah, I see what you mean. Yeah, yeah.

And so did he end up like having a relationship with, you know, his biological mum and your mum? Sort of. Like we see him sometimes. He lives over in Australia. Okay. Yeah. Okay.

Oh, fascinating. Thank you, Anonymous. Where are the stories where it's like grandma died and we found out that she'd won lotto and she never told us and there was $6 million in her BNZ account and it got left to us. Where are those family secrets? Well, there's one on here where it says auntieusedancestry.com found out there was not a direct link from her dad. So my dad's dad. Turns out in the war my great grandmother was having fun times with the neighbour.

Can you imagine how many people, now that Ancestry.com is a thing, are sitting on these secrets and just hoping to God that their kids or whoever is concerned never does an Ancestry.com test because they know that if they do the information is going to come out. Yeah, well, grandmother back in the day wouldn't have been like, oh, I better be safe here because in however many years there's going to be this program where you put this thing in your mouth and you swab it around and you send it away. They would not have been thinking about that. Bella's here. Hi, Bella. Hi, Bella. Hi, how are you? Good, thank you, mate.

What was the family secret you found out? So when I was conceived, my mum was in jail. Yeah, okay, wow. Bad time of her life, yeah. And it turns out that my dad isn't my real dad, so I was conceived in jail, so I'm technically a jail baby. You're a jail baby. Whoa.

Okay, who's your real dad? He's some officer or something. He was working in the prison at the time. It was like years ago, so it was like normal. But yeah, so my dad is, my real dad was a prison officer. Whoa. This is blowing my mind right now. Have you met him?

Have you met him? No, I haven't. My mum passed away like a year or so ago and we found out. Sorry to hear that. Oh, I'm so sorry Bella. It's okay. Yeah, we found that out. When did you find out? So mum passed away about a year ago. When did you find out that dad wasn't actually

dad? When she was on her deathbed. She told you on her deathbed? No way. Wow. Did you even know that she'd been to prison? I'd briefly known but then her whole life turned around after that. Oh, my God. That's amazing. Yeah.

Bella, you could actually write a book about your story. It's pretty incredible. Yeah, I can't do that. I could make a bit of bank off it. Do you want to meet your dad? Do you want to find him one day? Maybe. We'll just see how it goes.

We'll just see if he's... You just need to feel it out if it's right for you and there might be a time in your life where you're like, I'm ready to find him and have a chat. Thanks for the call, Bella. We appreciate it. That's fascinating. Perfect. See ya. Thanks, Bella.

Far out. That one was a big one. That was huge. It was on the deathbed. She told her. A lot of people do that. Yeah. Because they don't want to, you know, pass away. Yeah. It's really like dropping a bombshell and then taking it out.

It is, eh? It's like, later, bull. I'm out. Bree and Clint. Ay. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger.

Welcome along to Birthday Banger. If you've never heard this before, this is where you guys get a chance to call us up. You tell us your birthday. We pop it into a system here. We've got and we find out what was the song that was actually number one on your 16th birthday. And then we reminisce and we'll play our favourite one. Start with Linda. Hello, Linda.

Hello. How are you? G'day, Linda. Hi, Briebel. Thank you. What's happening in your world today, Linda. Hello. How are you? G'day, Linda. I'm very well, thank you. What's happening in your world today, Linda? Yeah, I'm buggered to tell you the truth. You're buggered. You're buggered?

Have you had a long... Yeah, long day. Long day, hey? Well, let's see if we can brighten it a little bit. What's your birthday? 14th of March, 1962. Right, that means you were 16 in 1978.

And on your 16th birthday, Linda, this was number one. Banger, Linda, from the Bee Gees. Yeah. Wait, did we play Elvis yesterday? Yeah, we did. Oh, my God. Your mum is going to... She is going to fizz for this, Linda.

She is going to shit a brick. Are you a Bee Gees fan? Oh, Linda's gone. Oh, where's Linda? Where'd she go? Linda, are you there? No, I'm still here. Yeah, you're still there.

Do you love the Bee Gees? I love the Bee Gees. Love the Bee Gees, okay. Who doesn't, Linda? All right, wait there. You could be our winner. Jude's here. Yeah, you're still there. Do you love the Bee Gees? I love the Bee Gees. Love the Bee Gees. Who doesn't, Linda? All right, wait there. You could be our winner. Jude's here. Hey, Jude.

Hey, Jude. Hey. Hey. How are you, Jude? I'm good. I got through. You got through, mate. Congratulations.

You're on air. You're here. The winner's circle. Well, you have to get our vote for your song to be the winner, but let's see how you go. What's your birthday, Jude? 17th November 1965. All right, Jude.

Another 60s baby. That means you were 16 in 1981. And Jude, here is your birthday banger. Don't you want me, baby? Don't you want me? The Human League. banger. The Human League. Don't You Want Me. Banger.

Do you like it, Jude? Oh, that's a good one. That's the one that goes, I was working in a waitress at a cocktail bar. That one, eh? Yeah. It's a good one, Jude. Okay, wait there. We'll do one more for Anthony. Kia ora, Anthony. G'day, Anthony. Kia ora. That one, eh? Cocktail bar. Yeah. It's a good one, Ju. Okay, wait there. We'll do one more for Anthony.

Kia ora, Anthony. G'day, Anthony. Kia ora. How's it going? Good, mate. How are you? Not too bad, thanks. That's good to hear.

What's your birthday, Anthony? 11th of August, 1988. All right. That means you were 16 in 2004. And on the 11th of August in 2004, this was number one. You love me. All you want, you know we quapit. Hustlin', wanna be champion, this was number one. Oh, my God. One hit wonder Kiwi banger.

Misfits of Science, Fool's Love. Do you remember this song, Anthony? Fuck. No, not at all. I don't. It was huge for a tiny amount of time. I think they got a sync on a Boost Mobile commercial. One of the Misfits of Science went on to become the drummer for Kimbra.

He's got an amazing flat top haircut. The band name Misfits of Science, do you think they all tried to be scientists? Yeah. And then instead they went to music? Yeah, that'll be it. It could be. It actually could be. Do you like it, Anthony, or is it a bit random? Oh, that'll be it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It could be. It actually could be. Do you like it, Anthony,

or is it a bit random? Oh, a little bit random. Not quite like the Bee Gees, eh? No, not the Bee Gees. It's not Bee Gees, eh? Anthony, you're my type. I love the Bee Gees. Okay, well, thank you for that advice there, Anthony.

I think he's right. I think we have to do it. I think we have to follow up Elvis Day yesterday with a Bee Gees Day today. I don't know if my mum can handle this. Well, get her on the phone, shall we?

Get her on. She will love it. Hey, Linda, you might my mum can handle this. Well, get her on the phone, shall we? Get her on. She will love it. Hey, Linda, you might have had a bit of a stinker to start off the day, but you're finishing by winning Birthday Banger. Congratulations. Awesome. Bree and Clint.

The winner of Birthday Banger today is the BGs and staying alive. We've tried desperately to get Mama Di on the phone to celebrate that. Where is she? Can't reach her. Do you want to try her one more time? Yeah, let's try her one more time. Her number's 0407377. That's real what Brie was saying, by the way.

I've given out her number once before. What's she doing? Surely she just sits there waiting for us to call every day, isn't that what? I thought that's what she... Isn't that what mums do? Yeah. I know she's going to Brisbane tomorrow. To meet us. Yeah, well, we're going to see her on the Gold Coast.

Yeah. So... Oh, she'll be Devo. She's missed this. Hello. Oh, there you are. What were you doing? We were looking for you.

Oh, was that me? Were you doing a poo? In the real estate. Oh, Brianna. Oh, was that me? Were you doing a poo? In the real estate. Oh, Brianna. I was actually in the real estate, and Norm was telling me about the prank that he absolutely loved yours. What's the real estate? The real estate agency.

Are you buying more houses? Jeez, you boomers just keep buying houses, eh? Leave some houses for the rest of us, boomers. Hey, Mum, you know how we played Elvis yesterday for birthday band? Yeah. Guess what we played today? Bee Gees. Bee Gees.

Yeah, we played Stayin' Alive. Elvis and Bee Gees back to back. You would have known if you weren't out there buying more houses. Are you buying penthouses now? Have you moved on to penthouses? Oh, maybe. Maybe not. Maybe. What was the other

BGs that you played? We played Stayin' Alive. Yeah. Oh, I thought you said back-to-back. No, no, no. No, as in we played Elvis yesterday, BGs today, Elvis and BGs back-to-back. No, no, no. No, as in we played Elvis yesterday, BG's today, Elvis and BG's back-to-back. Oh, that's awesome. Hey, Mum.

Hey, Capital Games to have. We'll catch you later, okay? Hey, Mum, can you sign me, can you make me part owner in that house you're buying? Bree and Clint. Look, there's something big that went down on James Corden and another carpool karaoke. Are we still watching them?

You were about to say car crash karaoke, weren't you? No. No, I love carpool karaoke. I don't religiously watch them, but the good ones seem to bubble to the top. They do. The Celine Dion's, the Red Hot Chili Peppers. The Adele's.

The Adele's. The ones you really want to see. The Paul McCartney's. Yeah, yeah. Who's done it this time? Well, obviously she's pretty hot right now. Lizzo has done a carpool karaoke. Oh, has Lizzo done a carpool?

Okay, go on. Yeah, I'm here for that. This is good stuff. Yeah. And it was awesome. It was great. Loved it. As per usual, Lizzo's hilarious.

But there was one point in the carpool karaoke where she had to share something with james cordett yeah and it was actually about her g-string or thong um and something was happening in the car take a listen i got a confession to make go on this thong is so far up my ass right now okay it's breaking skin do you want to give it an adjustable? We can pull over. No, you can drive. I just want to let you know, I'm going to bend over. Damn!

I feel like oxygen just went back to my brain. I love how James Corden offered to adjust it for her. Yeah, no. No, James. No, no, no, James. No, James. Hands on the steering wheel, please, James. Hands where we can see them, James.

I can taste the polyester. Look, there was a game we played on our show a few years ago, and the people seemed to love this game. Yeah. And it was literally the simple game of where I guessed whether someone was wearing a G-string or not. It's called Bree-string for obvious reasons. It may be the origins of Bree's psychic radio.

It might be. It requires certain levels of psychic deduction, absolutely. But basically, you call up and disclose to our producers what kind of underwear you're wearing. Not us. We won't know. And Bree will try and guess it. A bizarre level of accuracy in Bree String. There was quite

a bizarre level, wasn't there? It wasn't always 100%, but it was majority. The one that really threw you was when I showed up wearing a G-String. Well, that really did throw me. I never knew that you were a G-String man and you loved to wear a G-String. No, no, no. I just wore that once for the segment. Are you sure? Yeah, positive. Show me now. Welcome back to Bree-string.

A game I didn't think would ever return. Neither. And yet here we are. The game Bree will guess whether you're wearing a G-string or not. The contestants do not need to be wearing a G-string. They don't even need to be wearing underpants.

How many times have we played this game? I think we only played it four or five. Only? I remember we played the last one from the shores of Lake Wanaka. Did I get five out of five? From the Yacht Club. We were broadcasting from the Yacht Club. Yeah, we got five out of five and we hung up the G-string.

And I said, that's enough. That's enough. I want to finish on that note. But let's pull her back on and play one more time. Our first contestant is Blair. Hi, Blair. G'day, Blair. Hi.

Hi, how are you? Hi, good. The rules of Bree String dictate. Bree gets to ask you one question. That question cannot be, what type of underwear are you wearing? And then she will guess whether you're wearing a G-string or not. Do you consent? Yeah, go for it.

Okay. All right, Blair. Blair, my question for you is your mattress, is it a softer style mattress or a harder style mattress? Softer. It's quite squishy but firm. Quite squishy. Until he gave those...

Wait, quite squishy but firm? I get what he means. Spongy, right? It's a bit of both. You don't sink into it, but it's like, you know, just... I didn't get the relevance of the question until he gave those adjectives, and then all I could imagine was a squishy but firm buttock.

Now I think maybe that tells you everything you need to know. Bree, is Blair wearing a G-string or not? God, I think I'm out of practice. No, I don't think Blair is wearing a G-string. Blair, what type of underwear are you wearing? Not a G-string. Not a G-string. Well done what type of underwear are you wearing? Not a G-string. Not a G-string. She's back.

Well done. Well done. She's back. Well done. Let's go for two. Nicole, welcome to the Bree String Arena. G'day, Nicole. Hello.

Now, Nicole, my question for you. Wait, sorry, I need to check first just for legal reasons. Nicole, do you consent to Bree investigating your underpants situation? Any day. Okay, good. Cool, do you consent to Bree investigating your underpants situation? Any day. Okay, good. Cool, we've got it on file. Well, you sound a bit too keen there, Nicole. All right, Nicole, my question for you,

are you a peanut butter smooth or peanut butter crunchy type of person? Smooth. Smooth. All righty-o. That tells me. You've got to have it nice and soft Alright, I feel like she's given me some hints Aye, yeah, I think she's given you everything you need Nicole's always like that

I think she's a comfort person I think she's wearing no g-string Normal knickers. Yep. Nicole, what sort of underpants do you have on? Today's a lucky day. I'm actually wearing them, so I've got undies on. Wait, do you normally not?

Not really. That's fine. That's fine. Nicole sounds like my type of woman. The objective is not to figure out whether you have undies on or not. It is just to identify whether the undies in question are a G-string. So thank you very much Nicole. We are two from two. Katie is here.

Hi Katie. G'day Katie. Hey guys. Before we can proceed, do you give Bree permission to investigate your undercarriage? I do, I do. Excellent. Katie. Could be my question for Katie I reckon

I want to know Katie Out of the music styles of jazz And heavy metal What would you like more? Oh A soothing jazz Those are two very stark Genres of music

Those are opposite ends of the musical spectrum. Tells me everything I need to know. Does it? Okay. All right. Yep. Katie, you ain't wearing a G-string either. Oh, you are wrong. I'm wrong!

She's got a jazzy G-string on. I know. She's plucking the G-string. Katie, I was so confident. She's Kenny a jazzy G-string on. I know. She's plucking the G-string. Katie, I was so confident. She's Kinney G-string. Oh, Katie. Oh, no. Are you sure?

Do you just want to, can you check? I'm 110% sure. Are you sure your normal undies haven't just got bunched up your bum bum? Yeah, because that happens to me. No, no, no. Not this time. Okay. Well, you know, majority. It's far from a fail. It's two from three. Not this time. Okay. Well, you know, majority.

It's far from a fail. It's two from three. It's majority. Yeah. And I'm happy with that. I'm in out of practice a little bit. Yeah, I reckon it was the question. It was a bad question.

Oh, okay. Well, no, I'm just saying, I think your powers are... Mate, you try and guess when people call up and you have to guess if they're wearing a G-banger or not based on nothing. Okay. Katie, I reckon you are wearing a G-string. That is correct. I am. Right.

You guess if I'm wearing one or not. You're not wearing a G-string. Yes. I think you are. No, she's not, Katie. She's not. Katie. She doesn't even own one.

You are correct, Katie. Clint is wrong. No bullshit. Hey, you can't ask me to prove it either.