ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast -30th June 2025

Episode Date: June 30, 2025

Producer Claud's hot take.  Did you become friends with your ex's ex?  Mumma Di sweet talked her way into a signed Maroons jersey.  The thing that makes you a better person.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You tapped it, so we're playing it. It's ZM's Bri and Clint, the podcast. Go, go. ZM's Bri and Clint. Cheers to Max, available on Neon. Stream now from just $12.99 a month. Tonight, we are going to witness the most anticipated show in the history of professional radio.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. ZM's Bri and Clint. Good afternoon, everybody. Welcome the Brie and Clint show and welcome back Brie. Good to be back guys. Genuinely good to be back. Did you behave while I was away? Yeah. I think we kind of did behave. I've got very little memory of last week to be honest. I'll ask the producers. Producers, did you guys behave? And by you guys I mean, did Clint behave? We behaved and Clint was so nice.

Yeah, he was lovely last week. He was really nice. We love Clint. Yeah, so shove that up your bum. He's back. He's back. He's back. You can say that because it's the school holidays.

Oh yeah, the kids are all on holidays. Yeah, yeah. So we're going to do lots of F words in the three o'clock hours. Go on do one now. Fanny. Boobies. Welcome back it's good to have you back. We will have another chance for you to go and see Lord in Colorado at four o'clock this afternoon. You just have to guess the mystery noise and tell us what was that? Is there different noises or does the noise stay the same? Nah, it's different noises every day. Okay. I know

eerily similar to secret sound but no this is mystery noise. This is mystery noise. Completely different and unique. What's today's theme for the noise Claudia? I can tell you it is Kiwiana. Kiwiana. Ooh, what was our noise game? Do you remember we had a noise game? What was it called? Guess the Noise?

Guess the Noise. Oh, that's right, it was the Bane of my life. Geez, we put a lot of thought into the name of that game, didn't we? How do you play? Damn, did we invent the secret sound? Yeah. Before we even worked it. I think we came up with it first, yeah.

Yeah, I think we did. So lots of fun on the way let's get into tradie vs lady. Arepa on board you get a whole box of Arepa ginger drink and $50 cash if you win tradie vs lady this afternoon. No better time to play tradie vs lady than right now give us a call 0800 dials and we'll get you on. Play ZM's Brian Clint. It's Tradey versus Lady. Thanks to Arepa, custom made for the 3pm brain fade. That's right the new Arepa ginger drink you'll win a box of it this afternoon if you take out Tradey versus Lady and you'll get $50 cash if you can do it. God everything on the line including the score. The tradie's on 47 for the year, the lady's on 51.

Our lady is in Dunachie, she is 64 and she has a New Zealand record for powerlifting. Welcome to the show, the very impressive Michelle. Hi Michelle. Hello. Can we ask what the record is that you hold? Yeah, it's 195. Oh Wow, and what age were you when you did that?

Wait, you wait wait 62. So a couple of years ago. Yeah. Yep. That's incredible. Can you crush a watermelon with your thighs? Human skull crush a watermelon with your thighs? I haven't actually tried that. What about a human skull? She dried hard enough. Yeah yeah yeah. Michelle we're both very impressed. Very impressed. You were taking on our lady from Parmy today. She's 39 and she collects giraffes. Welcome to the show Holly. Also very impressive Holly. How many giraffes do you think you own? I think around 300. Wow that's a lot of giraffes. And it sounds like we are patronising you because just because Michelle's was so impressive you know anything you said anything you said was gonna sound silly compared to a 62 year old with a

powerlifting world record you know? Yeah. Both great facts and we appreciate you both being here. Holly, let's go with names today as our buzzers. We'll go Holly, Michelle, those are your buzzers and the first person to get three correct answers is gonna win that prize thanks to Aarepo, good luck. Here we go guys, question number one. What identity document is required to travel

to different countries around the world? Hollies in Well done one to the tradies question number two what type of animal was the first ever to be cloned successfully Yes, Michelle, Yeah, that's okay. Sheep. Sheep, yeah. It was a sheep named Dolly back in 1996. Was it here?

I don't believe so. Yeah, right. We've got enough sheep, eh? Yeah, we already had enough in New Zealand. All right, one apiece, question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. Bit tougher this one. Who was that? Who was that? Michelle? Michelle? Michelle, yeah. John Newman? No, good guess. Not a bad guess. Holly, you want to guess?

No idea. I have no idea. I just know the song. Chuck something out there. Free guess. Not a bad guess. Holly you want to guess? No idea I have no idea I just know the song. Chuck something out there. Free guess. I have no idea. I'm gonna say Ed Sheeran. Holly can you take this seriously please Holly? He's having a great time. I'm trying to. She collects giraffes. She doesn't take anything seriously. He loves it. No points. It was one Republic, guys. But both good guesses, guys. We move on. Question number four. A League of their own is a movie that involves which sport? Oh, Holly.

Holly's in. It's rugby. No. So confident. Michelle, you want to guess? Throw a sport. What did you say? Football.

Softball. Can't accept softball. It's actually very close. It's baseball. One of my favorite movies of all time. No points there. We move on. Question number five. On a boat, is the stern the front or the back?

Holly. Holly. The back. No! She's guessing, she's guessing. Holly always just attacks it from the back. All right, that is correct. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies.

Need to have a stern word with Holly. We move on, question number six. What's the score? Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. Okay. Question number six. How is Holly in the lead? I'm just as shocked as you, to be honest.

Okay, let's carry on. Here we go, she could take it here. What is the largest bone in the human body? Holly. Holly. Holly. Holly. You be careful. Keep it here. What is the largest bone in the human body? Holly, Holly, Holly, Holly, you be careful. Keep it clean. This kid's listening. I said the humerus. The humerus is humerus but it's not correct. No, Michelle you want to swoop in? The firma? Yeah. Yes, it is. Fima firma, we'll take that. That is on the money money now we move on to our tie break question here We go for the win question number seven which recently Reformed British band had hits with the songs Wonderwall Champagne supernova

Yes, Holly for the win Michelle free gifts complete the question Thank god I can't remember. You two. No! Michelle, free guess. Do you want Brita to complete the question? Oasis is correct. She's got it. She's a lady. Oh, holy. Holly doesn't even care.

She's like, I'm just here for a good time. No, I'm just excited I actually got on the radio. Yeah, so are we. So are we. I was here for a good time. No I'm just excited I actually got on the radio. Yeah, so are we. You were a delight and so were you Michelle and you also won. Congratulations. Cool, thank you. You can add a tradie verse lady victory to your trophy cabinet. Well done. That would be bottom of her trophy cabinet.

It's got bloody power lifting records. Thanks to Arepa, then delicious ginger drink, ginger peach drink is out now and it's in all supermarkets nationwide. ZM's Bri and Clint podcast. Katie Perry I leave and I come back. I had a week off and Katie Perry's still no good news for her. No good news for her. Well there's all these stories floating around since last week because obviously Jeff Bezos got married Over the weekend big lavish wedding pretty much rented out all of Venice, Italy I saw this meme and it said how lame is it that Jeff Bezos had a pretty small wedding actually was 200 people

Okay, none of those people were his friends. Oh, they were all celebrities. No. So his 200 person wedding he had the Kardashians. There was Tom Brady. Yeah. NFL superstar. You didn't go to high school with Tom Brady. No. And Katy Perry was meant to be there. Was she? Because obviously she's very tight with Bezos. Oh, she went in as rocker. Exactly. Yeah, yeah. So very tight with Jeff, but she's on her world tour at the moment. So she didn't go, but her fiance Orlando Bloom was photographed there.

Yes. So he was seen kicking around with Sydney Swainey. Yeah. There's been rumours that him and Katy Perry are on the rocks. Where Dean on last week, he said it's all but confirmed. Oh really? Yeah. Because I didn't realise this about them, but they're not married, but they've been

engaged for nearly a decade. Katy and Orlando? Yeah. Yeah right. They've got a baby. Yes they do have a daughter Daisy but they I believe got together in 2016 and then they broke up in 2017 for a little bit and then they got back together in I think 2018 and then got. And then they've been engaged ever since. Yeah.

But obviously the engagement will be called off. Some people like a long engagement. Some people you see it and you're like, guys, are you ever actually going to get married? I think people these days get engaged with no intent to actually get married. I know people like that. I've got family members like that.

Which I think is... And they go, oh, that's enough. Which is kind of cool. Yeah, you give them a ring and you go, it's- It's my commitment to you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, we don't need to spend all the money on the wedding.

The other big one recently was the Dakota Johnson, Chris Marden one. That's right. They were, weren't they engaged? Were they engaged? They were engaged, yeah. They were engaged for ages. Long time.

And then eventually the story goes that she's gone, bro are you ever gonna, are we ever gonna. Maybe she really wanted the wedding and to get married and he was like I've done that before. I think that's what it was. I think she wanted to push ahead, have kids, get married, do all the things and he was like, I did that with Gwyneth. I would argue if you really love someone and it didn't really matter to you then you would just do it if that's what would make them happy. If it didn't matter to you yet and that's what they wanted then why wouldn't you do it?

Yeah. Unless you are passionately against the idea of marriage. Then that's different but I'd love to hear the reason why you're so passionately against it. If your partner is into it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I understand people who don't care about getting married, if you're both on that page. Yeah, totally, totally. Yeah. I thought we could go on a bit of a hunt this afternoon and look for people who have been

in super long engagements. And even better than that, maybe you know someone or maybe it's you where you did have a really long engagement, which eventually ended up in you getting married. Oh, that'd be a good outcome for people. That'd be some hope. That'd give people some hope.

Yeah, the ones that wanna get married, that is. That'd give the long engages a bit of hope. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Okay, can we find New Zealand's longest running engagement? 0800 DIALZM, or you can text it into 9696, even if you guys broke up before you ended up getting to the wedding like Orlando and Katy Perry. But you had a super long engagement. Yeah you still had a long engagement. That is Franklin. We're trying to find New Zealand's

longest running engagement. And maybe you can give other long engagements hope and it finally ended in a marriage or maybe you never wanted that in the first place. Maybe engagement is the goal. Yeah, that's great too. We've got some great texts on this but let's start with Ella on 0800 dials at him. Hi Ella. Hi Ella.

Kia ora. Kia ora. Tell us Ella, have you been a part of a long engagement? So my fiance Duncan proposed to me on his 23rd birthday and we just turned 40 this year. Wow! So that is a long engagement. Do the math quickly for us. How many years? Well I'm not actually good at the quick math so I got whipped out the calculator at 17 years. We're also not keeping a track of it. Oh okay.

Yeah right. I imagine Ella when Duncan proposed to you at 23, the conversations around the family were, wow, this man knows what he wants. He's a go-getter. He is just motivated to push ahead. And then 17 years later, they're like, what if Duncan's ever gonna get around to that wedding thing?

Yeah, yeah. Our friends are probably the darkest about it because they've shouted us a few really good nights. Yeah. Okay. Do you want probably the darkest about it because they've shouted us a few really good nights. Yeah. Okay. Do you want it? Do you want to get married? Yeah, is that the goal? It's not that we don't want to get married, but we've been together for a really long time. We have a cat, a dog, two children, a mortgage, and I'd really like a new kitchen. Yeah. Your priorities change, don't they? Yeah, yeah. It just seems like the money would be better spent elsewhere, right? they? Yeah, yeah. It just seems like the money

would be better spent elsewhere, right? I think you're right. But that's not romantic, Ella. That's not romantic, is it? Oh, who gives a crap about romance when you've got a new fridge? Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Very good point. Yeah, yeah. You know what's romantic? Induction cooktops. What would you rather? A fridge that makes ice or a day where you buy everyone from your family alcohol to drink for free? Yeah, exactly.

Well, I know what I'm choosing. Yeah, the ice maker. Hell yeah. The plumbed in ice maker. Plumbed in ice maker. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Here comes the fridge.

Thanks, Ella. Someone said, we have been engaged since Christmas day, 2014, almost 11 years, no wedding plans. I was just happy to get the ring. That's nice. Yeah, and I feel like a lot of people feel like that these days, engage for eight years, madly in love, two kids, no desire to marry.

My parents are still engaged, going on 35 years. Wow. I'm 31. Mum says why risk it? A lot of marriages end in divorce. I mean that you know why fix something that ain't broke? That's a 30 that's she's been running that gag for 34 years and I wonder if deep down she's like maybe this year. Maybe this is the year. How romantic would it be though if the hubby in that situation did plan a secret wedding after 35 years? Yeah. It'd be pretty amazing. Yeah.

Do you back him to get it right though? I mean, the bar would be very low, you know, after 35 years of waiting. We asked to find New Zealand's longest running engagement. And I think this is probably it. My auntie and uncle only just got married last year after being together for 45 years. Wow. See, when it gets to 45, I flip and I'm like, why would you bother? Yeah, but that makes it even more romantic that you'd even go to the trouble.

I guess maybe, and it's like our first call out, you get to that stage of life, 45 years together maybe the mortgage is paid off. You got no more bills, kids are out of the house. You can do it properly. And you're like, should we have a real good party and get married? I mean, I don't hate that way of doing it. There's this one as well. Gay and engaged for 15 years. So with gay

calculations you multiply the relationship by three. So that's 45 years we've been engaged. And gay years. That's a long engagement. Very long engagement. Oh sorry, engagement. Engagement. Engagement. Engagement. Engagement. ZN's Brian Clint. I'm sure picking a child's name is a very, very difficult job. You've had to do it. It depends how seriously you take it.

I hope, I would hope. Looks like anything. I would hope you take it pretty seriously as it's your child. Then it's a hard job. Yeah. Not everybody does. Have you, have you heard some of the names people have called into this show with over the years?

Hey, settle down. No, no, no. Sorry. Not the names people have called into this show with over the years? Hey, settle down. No, no, no. Sorry. Not the names of our listeners. The names they have told us about that they have encountered. Oh, there's been some wild ones. Just insult our entire listener, Shann. I read this story about this woman who, a friend of hers, she said she loves her loves their family their kids are cute their husbands great lovely people yeah but she can't wrap her head around the names of the children right she just can't wrap her head around it

especially because the two sons have Jurassic Park themed names. Suck. That would have been my dream as a kid. To have a Jurassic Park themed name. Yeah, Jurassic Park themed name, Jurassic Park themed birthday. Just everything Jurassic Park. Jurassic Park themed bed set. There's a new Jurassic Park movie coming out.

Yeah, Scarlett Johansson. Yeah, perfect time to give your kids Jurassic Park themed names. Yeah it's back. I thought we could play a bit of a game here this afternoon where I've got the two boys names so there's two of them. Two Jurassic Park themed names. What do you think they have named their sons? Mastodon.

Masty for short. Yeah Masty for short. I was going to say Diplodocuson. Masty for short. Yeah, Masty for short. I was going to say Diplodocus. Yeah, Dippy for short. Dippy. Drippy Dippy. What about Meteor? Oh, Rex.

Rex. Oh, that's a good one. Rex? I don't hate the name Rex. No, that's a cool name. Velociraptor. Veloso for short. The good dinosaur.

That's not even Jurassic Park. Wait is Jurassic Park about dinosaurs? Yes! Holy shit, did you just say that? Are you joking? No, no, no, no, no, don't pretend like you're speaking up for a community here. Yep. You haven't seen Jurassic Park?

I know there's a lot of screaming. You've seen none of them. No! There's a million of them, you've seen none. I mean this is a tangent but I just watched 22 Jump Street on Friday. That's not what we're talking about. Can is the name 22 Jump Street? Ummm... I know, I know. Krusty, short for crustaceous. What? Hey, that's nice.

Do they name it Jeff Goldblum? Yeah, Jeff Goldblum. After Jeff Goldblum? After Jeff Goldblum from Jurassic Park. Goldie's quite cute. Scarlet Johansson. I will say... Not Thoracic, what's the period?

Jurassic? Oh yeah, Jurassic. No, there's another one, there's another one. There's Jurassic and there's Thoracic or something. Thoracic? Thor. Thoracic. Thoracic.

Did they name one of the kids after the Jeep Wrangler that they were driving around in? What about that dinosaur that goes... Pfft, pfft. Oh, the spitting one. Yeah, with the frill. Don't laugh Ella, you've never seen it. Yeah you don't get the joke.

I was just enjoying the moment. Okay. You were closest when you said Rex. Wow okay. Wait is it named after Laura Dern's cargo shorts? I mean I would name my kid after those. First name cargo, middle name shorts. No wait first name Laura Dern.

Damn Laura, what you got in dim cargo shorts. Just a lot of pockets. I'd name my kid Derny after Laura Dern. You could just call her Laura. Yeah, I mean, yeah you could, but that's not exciting. Okay, so one kid's called Rex. One kid, no. The firstborn son inspired by Jurassic Park, they've named him Trexton. What? Oh, for T-Rex.

Trexton. T-Rex-ton, yeah, I hate it too. I think the second one's worse. Sorry to any Trextons that are listening right now. But the second boy really got a doozy when they named him Roar-Rex. That's a wow. Like Rory. It sounds like a Pokemon.

Rorex. Sounds like an evolution of the Pokemon Snorlax. Guess what his first words were? I like it. Nice. That was dynamite. Yeah, good. You redeemed yourself. You redeemed yourself.

It's time for the tea. This is the tea. Multi multi billionaire Jeff Bezos got married over the weekend in Venice where I'm pretty sure he rented out the whole city and shut it down for it. You were saying only 200 person wedding. Yeah, they hated it, the Venetians. Didn't like it, yeah.

They did not want him there. They were opposed to him morally as a tax dodger. And they didn't want billionaires descending on Venice in their dozens. Not only billionaires but a lot of famous people, like a hell of a lot of famous people. The Kardashians were there, Leonardo DiCaprio and his model girlfriend was there, Usher was there, Scooter Braun was there. Attending Jeff Bezos' wedding,'t used this term in a long time.

Yes. But attending Jeff Bezos' wedding, chuggy. Yeah, very chuggy. I think so. But you're clearly just there to be seen or to like suck up to the world's richest man. Yeah, like are you actually genuinely friends with him?

Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. You know who else was there? Was Orlando Bloom. Katy Perry wasn't there because she's on her world tour. Obviously she does have that tie with Jeff Bezos because she went up in his rocket to space. But Orlando Bloom was there and was photographed walking around Venice with

none other than Sydney Sweeney. But here's the tea, because I've also done some research. Rumours have been swirling about her and Tom Brady, the ex NFL Patriots star. Sydney Sweeney and Tom Brady. Yes. So there has been rumours that they have been linked together. He was also attending the wedding. There was reports that they had quite a big boogie on the dance floor together.

There was reports that they had quite a big big boogie on the dance floor together and the photographs of Orlando Bloom and Sydney Sweeney together Tom Brady is also there on that walk I feel for her a bit because I feel like at the moment she is That girl to have rumors started about her and she couldn't walk down the street with it with anyone without them going Oh my god, Sydney Sweeney's getting with such and such or she's trying to steal such and such. And you know what? I think her and her publicists would be completely fine about it.

I had a look at the performers at Jeff Bezos' wedding. Yeah, who's performing? Tom Brady DJed for a bit. What? Ellie Golding performed. I saw that she was there. I feel like she's a billionaire wedding performer for hire. Yeah. Because she performed at um... Well

she married into royalty. Exactly. And Andrea Bocelli's son performed as well. They couldn't get the real deal? Even the richest man on the planet had to settle for Matteo. There you go. For Shelley. Still pretty good. Oh you take it? You take it? Yeah yeah yeah. I wonder what songs Ellie Golding did. And you gotta let it burn burn burn burn. Yeah that'd be a good one. No no no no no go to the Laysail. That's the T. The ZM Podcast Network. You were away last week Brie but our producer Claudia came through with, I guess it's a hot take.

We gave you a bit of stick before Claudia, but I feel like it's actually kind of relatable, the thing that you said. I think it is. I think Bri will relate to it. I think Bri at least will relate. I'll be on board, will I? Okay. Claudia said this on the after party, which is our podcast that goes out every

day. This might be a controversial thing. I hate it. I don't think it is. I hate art. And people reading and... Yes, this is your take. I hate it. This means this because this and blah blah blah. I hate it. I think she really hates it. I'm so on board. I thought you would be.

Can we clarify though, not all art. No, not all art. You, not all art. Hashtag not all art. You know the art we're talking about. The art where you look at it, you're like, I don't understand this. It looks like a five year old's painted it. I could paint that. And then they charge half a million dollars for it.

I don't understand. It's when people try to put meanings onto things that just, they're not real. Like you're making it up. The way the waves and the lines move through the page. It represents suffering. Do you hate this when people say, you go, that's stupid, that painting, it doesn't mean anything and they reply, made you feel something though, didn't it? It's the pretentiousness as well.

Obviously you just don't get it. Why can't art be just chill and it's like, yeah, whatever. It's the pretentiousness as well. Obviously you just don't get it. Why is art... You're not better than me. Why can't art be just chill and it's like, yeah, whatever. Here's a picture of a donkey. I love it. I sent... I love literal art. On the back of this, I sent Claudia a picture of some art that I saw at a secondhand shop on the weekend.

Okay. It's word art and it says, Enjoy life. Eat cake. To which which Claudia responded too high brow for me what does it mean what does it mean I know what you're saying you hate pretentious art because you don't hate art you love music I love music I love like we were talking about statues Ella and I were talking about it early today Ella hates statues because she thinks they're boring, but I quite like them because I can see the work

that went into them. Yeah. And they just are what they are. That's fair. You like literal art. I like literal art. It's the abstract side I don't think you like. I don't like the metaphors.

I don't like symbolism that doesn't exist. Do you like it at all? That whole category, hate it. I never liked English class either because of the similes and metaphors and like, you know, they were wearing white because they were innocent. I'm like, I don't care. Do you like poems? That's fair.

I hate poems. I totally get where she's coming from. I hate poetry. Philistine. What? Poetry isn't for me either. That's too much. I can appreciate a nice sentence that makes you think. The dumbest

conversation we've ever had. What? It's true. Does anyone else have hot takes? Something that they feel like majority of people are on board with but you're like don't get it. You just don't get it you're not into the thing. I feel like that is for me but I can't grab one at the moment which is so weird because I'm definitely a hater there's definitely things that I hate. You've definitely said stuff over the years where I've been like oh most people do enjoy that. Stuff that you guys are into. Probably Taylor Swift. Oh I don't hate Taylor Swift. He has to say that because he works here. I'm outing you now. No I don't care that I work here it's more my daughters love her. You wouldn't ever choose to listen to her on your own. When I finish the school drop-off you've never seen a person smash the skip button faster. I get back in the car and it's like, we were driving. Get out! Get out of my car! This is my time! I don't like, I'm not a fan of like the stupid trends and bandwagons with like,

if you like the little boo-boos, cool. But when everyone is like, lining you like the little booboo's cool, but when everyone is like lining up to get these stupid little booboo's and it's a trend and it's just a toy, it's cute, do what you want. You don't like a fad. I don't like the fad. You don't like a fad, that's fair enough.

Yeah, Bri. I like your own stuff. Look, here's a pretty hot take and not everyone will agree with me, but would you say Clint, that I am a big sport fan? Yes. Huge sport fan. I love sport. I love watching sport. Yeah. But. No don't say it. I know what you're gonna say and you're wrong. It's a big but. I hate rugby union. Oh you're wrong about that

one too. I thought you were gonna say cricket. I also no I'm coming around to cricket a bit more. I'm coming around to cricket a bit more. I'm the biggest rugby league fan you'll ever meet. And obviously people will be like, oh, you either like one or the other. And that's why rugby union, I just can't. I watch it and I'm like, I don't get it. Rugby sevens, love.

Because it's fast and it's athletic. Rugby union, I don't get it. It's like Claudia with the art. You just don't get it. I don't get it. It's like Claudia with the art. You just don't get it. I don't get it. Why do people like this? I'm like this game's so slow and they just pile on top of each other

and then they kick it down the field. I'm like, I don't get it. Well, you wanna know this afternoon, I know 800 Dales at M, what's the thing that you just don't get? You can't get on board with it. You know people love it, but you just cannot get around this thing.

Yeah, what is it where you're going against the grain? It's ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. Over on the after party, our podcast that we put out every day, our producer Claudia came through with a hot take last week. This might be a controversial thing. I hate it. I don't think it is. I hate art.

And people reading and... Yes, this is your take. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I hate it. This means this because this and blah, blah, blah. I hate it. It's a podcast so we can do swear words on there. It's got us thinking about the thing that everybody else is into, but you're just like, I don't get it.

I don't get why everybody likes this thing. You came through with Rug union before, can I? Yes, rugby union, I can't get on board. I've tried, rugby seven's different in my opinion, love rugby sevens. I'm a rugby league girl through and through and when I watch rugby union, it's just boring. Can I raise you this text?

Yeah. Someone said, I don't get sports. Okay, okay. I can appreciate the athletics but I don't get why chasing a ball on a field slash court is exciting. It's just a game guys. Yeah I see where they're coming from. On the surface you're so right but once you get invested. It's the investment isn't it? It's drama, it's theatre, it's life. Exactly. But that's our take and we asked you to come through with the thing that you don't get that everyone else likes and you did a good job.

Ray's got one, g'day Ray. Hi Ray. Hey, how's it going? Good talking to you guys again. Good to talk to you too Ray. What's the thing that people like that you don't really get? Okay, I don't absolutely get this one, but it's dressage. The horses? The dancing horses. Okay, it's a person on a horse riding up and down the arena. Yeah. And then they stop and everybody applauds and I'm sitting going, what the hell just happened?

What did they do? I totally get what you're saying, Ray. I don't understand. I feel like it's a sport that was, you know, popular, a hundred and fifty years ago and then all of a sudden we're now here and we're like are we still watching this? Yeah it's just absolutely beyond me. You're in the wrong country though Ray because New Zealand somehow quite good at dressage. It's one of the things that the Olympics that we rely on for our medals. dressage. It's one of the things that the Olympics we rely on for our medals. But hey, you know, more power to them as far as I'm concerned. It's beyond me, but if they

love it, enjoy. Yeah, totally. Hopefully everyone in Cambridge right now wasn't listening to the radio. Charlotte's here. Hi Charlotte. Hi Charlotte. Hi. What's everyone into that you just don't get? I just can't get behind matcha. I feel like everyone loves it

and it just tastes like grass to me. It is a really trendy thing to go get a matcha latte at the moment, isn't it? Yeah, and my friends are like, oh, like try strawberry matcha, try white chocolate matcha. But I think if you have to mix it with flavouring, like do you actually like it or are you just to mix it with flavouring, do you actually

like it or are you just trying to hide the flavour of the grass? That's a good point. I reckon you've got an ally in our producer Claudia. You look like someone who would hate matcha Claudia. See I love matcha, but like you're so right that I would only have it with strawberry in it. So I wouldn't have it on its own because it's so wet. Just have a strawberry milk. Would you guys say it was kind of like when wheat grass shots were popular? Oh yeah, yuck.

Remember that? Not a single person enjoyed that wheat grass shot. Yuck. And Tank would like cut it from a living pile of grass in the juice bar and you're like, oh, at least I know it's fresh. Wow. This must be doing wonders for my insides. Thanks, Charlotte the Marcher hater.

Heidi's here. Hi, Heidi. Hi, Heidi. Hello Charlotte the Marcher hater. Heidi's here, hi Heidi. Hi Heidi. Hello. What's your hot take Heidi? What can you just not get behind but everyone else seems to love? Oh my God, summer.

Summertime, it is the longest three months of the year for me. Heidi, you hate summer? I feel like we just exist until we get to summer and summer's the point. Absolutely not, no. We can't get behind. We need to know whereabouts you live. So I grew up in the Bay of Plenty.

Okay. Where it's hot all the time. Beautiful. And now I live in Taupo and it's a lot better, but I still hate summer. Yeah right. How hot does it get in Taupo in summertime? Not that hot. Like, I don't know, late 20s, maybe 30s. For like two weeks. Oh, I can't. I feel like I'm like trapped in the

You're triggering Heidi. Yeah well good news you can hop in that giant lake which is fed by glaciers or some shit it's the coldest thing in the world you're living in the right place Heidi. I am. That is a really hot take from Heidi though. Shocking to me thank you Heidi. We asked what's the thing that everyone's into that you just don't get. Someone said I effing don't understand Minecraft. What the eff is that BS? Us millennials did not wait decades for game graphics to improve just to play that stupid S. I love that.

I feel like I get where they're coming from. I have several things I don't get. Barrel jeans jeans pencil thin eyebrows Ugg-inspired slippers and jorts on women All things that are popular in there at the moment, I think Ella I feel like that's the Ella Handbook that they just described. Yeah, how rude. That's the Ella Stardicat I'm not a fan of them. Jorts. I love jorts. I don't get reality TV shows like Married at First Sight and Love Island. I'm the only one at my work in my friend group

who's not into it. And so that'll talk about it every day and you'd be like, guys. But that's the same as like, I have never understood Game of Thrones. Nah, neither. You know, I never got it. And I understand that so many people loved it.

And also while we're at it, Yellowstone. Oh, careful. Don't get it. Careful. I don't understand. Yellowstone's the whole universe. Hate it. What's the thing you don't get?

Ford Rangers. I don't get it. I even owned one and I still don't understand the hype. Wow. Very popular in New Zealand, a Ford Ranger. Very popular. Someone just wrote tennis. No explanation just tennis. I can't stand coke. I'd rather drink warm tap water than a glass of

Coca-Cola. Interesting. You don't like coke? I love this one. I don't understand that maths can tell us what planets look like in other galaxies. Just does not compute for me. Someone else just said Apple products. Oh, they hate Apple products. Apple products, full stop. Someone, Claudia, this is your, the antithesis of you, it's your enemy. They said, I love fine art and I hate Benson Boone.

No, I love Benson Boone. It's just a white guy whining. It's your arch nemesis, Claudia. Claudia hates fine art and loves Benson Boone. You would not get along, you two. What about this one? Someone said, I can't stand kinna and I'm convinced people are lying about liking them.

Yeah, right. Do you like it? Um, I think I've only had it once. I don't know if I can say if I like it or if I don't, because I don't know if I've had it. And I think it was cooked. It was cooked? What's that?

Are people cooking it? Oh no, I had power. I was going to say that's power. I've never had kina. Never had it? Should we both try it for the first time? We should get Louis. I was just about to say.

He's a big Kenna advocate. We should get Louis from TikTok in here. I don't get EVs and hybrids. Full stop. There's so many that are coming in. I hate porridge. I do understand that. It needs a lot of honey to make it enjoyable. A lot of people put salt in their porridge.

What? Yuck. It's ZM's Bre and Clint podcast. How many? How many? How many? That's a good amount. The game on our show where you win by having the most something.

We've already given it away today that it's pets. Something to do with pets. You need to be the person with the most pets. Bree's called up. Hi Bree. Hi Bree. Hi. Bree and Bree. Except I have the superior spelling of like the cheese.

Do you? B-R-I-E. Yep. Fun fact, I just chose how mine was spelled. True. I always thought B-R-I-E was an incorrect spelling of Bri. Like you were confusing it with the cheese, but yours is, are you short for Brianna? Yes, except with an H and one N.

Brianna or Brianna? Brianna, generally. Yeah, you never make too many Briannas. All right, Bri like the cheese. You're gonna win this game if you have the most pets. So let's start with you. How many pets have you got and what are they? I have three, two dogs and a cat.

Nice. Classic combo. Classic combo. Can we get a few more details just because we love dogs and cats. What type of dogs, what type of cats, names? So I've got Barclay, a multi-shit-su. Lovely. A multi-shit. A multi-shit.

Lola who is a rescue mat. Yeah, rescue, love it. Who I do dog sports with. And then I have Moochie, a ten month dog kisser. Cute, named after the fashion brand. No, mum thought she was really cuddly and really like Moochie. Cute. So she dropped there.

Smoochy. Very cute. Brie, like the cheese, I will tell you that one person on our show has recently begun fostering kittens. So factor that into your decision. You need to pick the person out of Clint, Brie, Claudia, and Ella that you think has less than three pets

to win the game this afternoon? Oh, okay. I think I might go with you, Clint. Go with me? Yeah. You think you know what I'm packing pet-wise? Don't you have a dog? And I get the feeling you might have one cat? Okay, interesting. Well, you can lock me in in we'll go to Brie first who has... Brie like the cheese I have 14 pets no I'm just kidding I wish I could have 14 pets I have two dogs. Oh you would have won if you chose Brie not the cheese. Two dogs. Claudia what are you

running? I'm only packing one dog. And even then it's shared custody I reckon you've got half a dog. Half a dog. You would have won with Claudia. Ella our cat fosterer. What do you got? I got five. Four! What are you packing? I count my family dog, I count my family two cats, and then I'm fostering personally two other cats. Wow. So at this rate, five. Five. Well good choice not picking her.

No. What do you have? Cheesy Brie. What have you got? I do have a dog, a golden retriever called Manny. Cute. And I do have a cat, her name is Bowie. I adopted that cat as a pair with her sister Ziggy but

Ziggy's dead so I only have two pets you win well done Brie Yay! Let's go Brie! Wait are you cheering because you won or are you cheering because my cat Ziggy died? Dad, cat, dad, cat! Your cat's dead! Woohoo! It was like you don't want to be disrespectful but like I was was. It's alright, she's been dead for a while. She's in a box on the bookshelf.

Aw, RIP. Bre, Bre Like the Cheese, you've won some KFC chicken dollars. Congratulations! Thank you so much. You're very welcome. Nice work. Bre and Clint, we're going to play that Dochi Gotye game that we invented last week next where you've got to guess whether it's the dochi version or the gotie version. I haven't played or heard

the game being played but I'm definitely keen to give it a go. Plus there's something that apparently makes you a better person and you and I both have this thing. What? I'm keen to find out what that is. Play ZM's Bree and Clint. I said, there's a thing that you and I both have that this new study says that having it makes you a better person. Okay. And we've both got it. We've both got it. And Claudia's got it.

And Ella's got it. Okay, well it can't be a yeast infection. Oh. It can't be that. Why can't it? Well, we don't all have that. Oh, just me then. Yeah, just you.

A study published in the Journal of Family Psychology says that having a sister improves mental health, boosts self-esteem, and it can actually make you a better person. Really? Interesting. So we've all got sisters. We've all got sisters. All four of us. And we're all, are we all better people for it? Well I am. Are you? Of course we are. She's like,

are you? Yeah I mean, it's hard to tell because I've never not had a sister. So true. So true. So it's hard to tell what I would be like without a sister. It says having at least one sister boosts your mental health, it improves your social skills, and it gives you the confidence to be more independent. Mm. The confidence to be more independent.

It makes you want to leave home. Yeah. It makes you want your own room. The relentless bullying that we all endured growing up. Did everyone's sister improve their mental health? Depends, depends when you're talking about. Mine definitely taught me patience. That's a good way of looking at it. Mine taught me kindness because I'm sharing clothes. Okay, yeah, that's good. Yeah. Mine taught me never to double cross someone as they will give you a horrific, horrific

pinch on the arm. Oh yeah definitely. They'll cut a bitch. Yeah we definitely fought so I know how to fight. The study says, it's true for men in particular, that if men grew up with a female sibling they're reportedly more compassionate, less judgmental and they know when to back down in an argument. So what happened to you then? Well he didn't really grow up with his sister because there's ten years between him so he was gone he was out of the house he'd flown the coop by then. What are you talking about? He's the control subject. Really? I do believe this though. I actually do believe it that

because I think for boys when you have a sister and then if you hear someone talking about women in a certain way or treating women like because you have a sister you can pitch your yourself in that position where you're like oh that could be my sister. That's absolutely true yeah and it's also true for having daughters. Yeah. When men have daughters not always but ideally that's the perspective that it gives you as well. Yeah you know that could be my sister, that could be my daughter. Yeah 100% That type of vibe. Well there you go if you don't have a sister or a daughter Yeah, you know that could be my sister, that could be my daughter. Yeah, 100%.

That type of vibe. Well, there you go. If you don't have a sister or a daughter. You're a horrible person. What's it like being a shit human? Just kidding. ZM's Bri and Clint podcast. We did this last week while you were away Bri and I think it'd be fun for you to try

it out too. We don't have a name for it but it's the Dochi or Goetie challenge. Okay so how does it work exactly? You've got to figure out whether the song you're listening to is the Dochi version or the Goetie version. You know this feeling? That's the feeling right there. So they're exactly the same. They are exactly the same. Kind of like Ice Ice Baby and Another One Bites the Dust. Under Pressure.

Under Pressure. I knew it was one of those. So I'm going to kick one off. You can close your eyes so you can't see which one it is. Okay. And your job is to come in with the right line. Okay. You're either gonna come in with anxiety. Yep.

Or now and then. Now and then I think of when we were together. She's got it. She knows it. Okay. She knows it. Okay. Here's your one.

Good luck. Oh God, I've got anxiety. Mm-hmm. Okay. Here it is. Okay. Damn it! Ha ha! Damn it!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha it! It's so frustrating! I got three wrong in a row. I can't get three in a row. And she was ropa-able by the end of it. Do you want to try it again? Yeah, yeah, let's go. I've got it this time. I've got it this time.

I know it already. Slight subtleties. You probably couldn't hear it, Claude, but to my ear, I can hear it. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Yeah. ["Same Time, Same Place"] Now and then I think-

Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! ["Same Time, Same Place"] Took a stab at the dog with the 50-50. Yeah, yeah, I know. It's tough, eh? It's tough. Third time's a charm? I've got it this time.

You've got it this time, eh? I'm gonna try this time. Yeah, yeah. Okay, we've got it. Here it comes. Good luck. Here we go. It'll be easy. Can't mess it up a third time. Can't mess it up a third time. It'll be easy.

Can't mess it up a third time. It's not possible. I've got one on the third one. Here we go. Anxiety! She's got it, she's got it. Woo! Not gonna lie, I was kinda hoping you wouldn't get it.

I kind of hoped I didn't either. Just you then Ella who failed three times. Just you then. Wait, I thought we were doing it again. The most musical out of all of us. Do you want one more chance? Yeah I can give it one. Do you want a chance at redemption?

Redemption. One shot. Can you whisper what it is? No. Are you ready? I'm gonna cry. Three. You've got? I'm gonna cry. Three.

You've got this. Build her up. Here we go. Easy. Piece of cake. It sounds different. Don't let us down. I feel some goat hair in my bones.

Oh yeah, it was coming. No one knows what's going on. Oh yeah, it was coming. No one's asking. Every time I hate this game. Perfect. That is Franklin. Let me give you the rundown on this situation. You may have heard of the situation between Jojo Siwa and her ex Kath Ebs who's an Aussie and how they broke up

essentially in the public eye because they were dating for about three or four months right and then Jojo Siwa books a gig where she's going on to UK Big Brother, Celebrity Big Brother right. So Jojo Siwa dating a gig where she's going onto UK Big Brother, celebrity Big Brother, right? So Jojo Siwa dating Kath Ebs, it's all good and they say goodbye and Jojo goes off into the Big Brother house for a couple of weeks. In the Big Brother house she meets ex Love Island contestant Chris Hughes. They hit it off, they get to know each other. Sparks are flying, but they're saying, no, it's just friendship. We're just friends. Anyway, people knew though, eventually, and I

think nothing happened in the Big Brother house, but eventually they came out of the Big Brother house. Jojo Siwa broke up with her partner, Kath Ebs. And now Chris Hughes and Jojo Siwa are together. Chris Hughes and Jojo Seaware are together. I feel like it's one of the most brutal ways to lose your partner. They're locked in a house surrounded by cameras 24x7 and you're watching it happen. It's horrible. And you know it's happening. It's anyone's worst nightmare. And people keep saying to you, it's not happening.

No, it's not. But you know. They're friends. And people are almost gaslighting you. It's horrible, it's not happening. It's not, it's not. But you know, you know. And people are almost gaslighting you. It's horrible. It's not happening. And then they come out and they're like, we didn't. And then they end up together and you're like, I knew.

I literally knew. And I watched it in 4K on my television. Exactly. Anyway, the thing that's happened now is Kath Ebs has posted a video, a TikTok video with JoJo Siwa's ex. A girl named Avery Cyrus. And people are just eating it up. They're like oh Kath Ebs is now hanging out with JoJo's ex Avery Cyrus. Are they hanging out or are they hanging out? Well we don't know but they posted a fair few. You wouldn't post about it if you were

just... I know I think that they would. For the reaction. I think that they would yes for the reaction for the clout. For the revenge. For the revenge for all of that jazz. Yeah, fair enough actually. Yeah. But I mean, I wonder if Jojo Siwa cares. She's not allowed to. Not allowed to, no. She lost that privilege. Yeah. She's not allowed to, eh?

That's a fair thing to say. Yeah, I don't think she is. She's not allowed an opinion. I don't think she is now. You don't have to ask Jojo Siwa's permission on that, right? No, I don't think so. Yeah you don't have to ask Jojo Seawar's permission. Yeah on that right? No, I don't think so Yeah, I think that that ship has sailed. Mm-hmm. I

Was thinking about this because I'm like how often does this happen where either you Date your ex's ex or you become good friends with your ex's ex Maybe even best friends with your ex's ex, maybe even best friends with your ex's ex. And how did it go down? Yeah. Yeah. And did your ex care? And did you do it on purpose? Yeah.

Like, were you like, I'm not, like, it didn't happen organically. You went out of your way to pursue a friendship or more. Yes. With your ex's ex. But then did it end up in something real? Or did you just do it just for the revenge? It seems complicated, but it's not.

We want to know this afternoon. Did you end up friends or more with your ex's ex? And it can be an ex from before or after you actually. Yeah. Can it? Absolutely. It doesn't matter. So long as the person that you and that person have in common, you both dated. Exactly. Their names Bray and Clint. God here's the tea hunty. So Kath Ibs and Ozzy was dating Jojo Siwa. Jojo Siwa went into the Big Brother house, fell in love with Chris Hughes who was on Love Island. They said nothing was happening, we're just friends.

Anyway they come out of the Big Brother house, Jojo breaks up with Kath, starts going out with Chris Hughes, and now Kath Ibs, the ex of Jojo, is hanging out with Jojo's other ex, Avery Cyrus. Sorry, my head's spinning. It's complicated. Jojo Siwa's ex. Is hanging out with her other ex. Is dating Jojo Siwa's ex. I'm not saying dating, but they're hanging out. They could be dating, we don't know.

It's juicier if we say dating though. Yeah, they could be, we don't know. Did we figure out for this to happen, for you to date your ex's ex, someone has to have gone gay at some stage? Well yeah, that's for teens. Somewhere in there, something same sex has to have happened.

Or experiment. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I mean yeah so let's see who we've got Vanessa's here hi Vanessa hi Vanessa hello what's the go were you friends with your ex's ex or something more what happened well we weren't friends before we knew of each other with possibly some cheating involved, but we're not sure. Why? We haven't figured out that there was a crossover. But this was like 15 years ago.

I got a message from a chick who I knew from the same town about a guy that we both saw. And then we kind of bonded over what happened. And now we're like best of friends like she's my ride or die. And where's he in your in your lives? Long gone. Out the door. Oh well at least you got a best friend out of it that's a bit nice. So you think maybe he might have cheated on her with you or he might have cheated on you with her? Um, we're not sure. Look, it doesn't really matter at this point. Sorry, am I opening old wounds here?

I don't think we need to go into details, do we Vanessa? No, no. Thanks Vanessa, that's perfect. Let's talk to this person who wants to be anonymous. Hi Anonymous. Hi. Tell us mate, what's the go with your ex? Oh, so it's actually the same story as the lady just before.

I was dating this guy for a couple of months and then I get a message on Facebook from his current girlfriend. Okay. And yeah, she was just really rude and she's like, what the hell are you doing with my boyfriend? And anyway, I just picked up the phone and I said, listen, like I promise you, I didn't know and let me for a coffee.

And we just sort of spoke it out a bit and realized that yeah, he was cheating on both of us. And we just kept meeting up for drinks and became best friends. I love this because it's women realizing that the other is not the enemy. I'm not saying this is always the case, but you know, in the situation where you're like like, oh wait a second, we were both being done

dirty and we probably would get along, so let's like, you know, unite against him who's in the wrong. Yeah we did and we both sent him a selfie and that's how you found out. So at this stage you were both still dating him when you guys met up for your coffee? Yeah, and we were just trying to figure out what was going on and just sent him a selfie and that was that. And he obviously realised that we had found out. What did he reply? Oh, he didn't reply. What, he just ran?

That's wild. And then he just started speaking to both of us on the side like, oh, I want to be with you and saying the same thing to her. And we were just like, hey hey we actually together right now. Is he dumb? Is he dumb? Of course you guys were going to talk. Yeah and he's still yeah he's long gone from our books and yeah.

And you guys are still friends. Yeah we're still good friends. Oh that's nice. Have you got have you Anonymous have you watched that Cameron Diaz movie The Other Woman? Yes I have, yeah. And all the women unite together. There's like three women and they're all dating the same guy. Yeah, I'm sure there were probably more but...

Yeah, the movie wasn't long enough. No, Anonymous is saying there's probably more in her situation. You reckon Anonymous? Oh, probably, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he's still playing the game now, I'm sure. Juicy. That is very juicy.

Thanks, Anonymous. I love this one too. It says, became good friends with a work colleague and after a few months, realised we had the same ex. A couple of years into our friendship, we both went on maternity leave at the same time and thought it would be hilarious to go have a mum

and bub coffee date at our ex's cafe. The look on his face when he saw us together with our babies was hilarious. That's very funny. That's so good. There's no suggestion in there that he did anything wrong. No, we don't know that. We don't know. They haven't given us the context of that but it's still funny either way. This one's good too. Were they both his babies? I'm assuming no. I'm assuming no. This one's good. I unintentionally became friends with my ex's new girlfriend because she flattered with my friends. My ex then got upset and butt hurt and told me I couldn't be friends with her. They broke up a few months later.

Lol, I'm not friends with the girl anymore. Either double. Either double? Either double. Anyway, she's not friends with either of them. I would hate that. Imagine you were dating someone, it's new, and then you realize that they moved into a flat with your ex and they became friends

I would hate that also the person they were currently dating Moved in with their ex. Yes And they became friends and then the boyfriend was like you can't be friends with her. That's my ex That's a bad start. You can't say you can't be friends with them. You can say, hey, um... This makes it a bit awkward for me. This is really uncomfortable for me and I don't want to come and sleep at that flat.

Don't really want to run into my ex in the morning. All right, thank you for your messages. 0800DIALZM right now. If you want to call us and do your birthday banger. ZM's Br if you want to call us and do your birthday banger. ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Alright, let's do your birthday banger's number one songs when you turn 16.

And Izzy, you're going to do mum's birthday banger. Hi. Hi. How old are you, Izzy? I'm 11. Okay, so a few more years to go until we can do yours. But what is your mum's birthday? 4th of May.

Of May. Star Wars Day. Star Wars Day 1972. May the 4th be with you, Izzy. Star Wars Day, yeah. Your mum was 16 though in 1988. We've done our calculations and here's her birthday bag. I should be so lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky.

I should be so lucky. Oh, I bet it's Kylie. Kylie Minogue. What do you reckon, Denise? Uh, it's not the best. Could be worse. It's not Kylie's best song. We had two Kylie Minogue songs come up last week while you were off for Birthday Banger while you were away and didn't win either time. We were accused of ignoring Kylie in your absence. How dare you guys?

Well if you want it so bad you can vote for Denise's one today. No, not that one. I can take or leave that Kylie song. Wait there Izzy and Denise. We're going to do Sophie's birthday banger. Hi, Sophie. Hi, Sophie. Hi. How's your weekend, Sophie? Yeah, really good actually. What did you get up to? Anything special?

I'm in Nelson's but it was all very rainy. But I just took the time off work and chilled. It was great. Lovely. Hey, Sophie, what is your date of birth? The 1st of December 1997. Alright, that means you were 16 in 2013. We've done our calculations, Sophie. Here's your birthday banger. Absolute monster hit. Yeah, it's good.

I keep trying to sing these I'm holding It's one of Eminem's biggest songs of all time. Is it really? Yeah. Do you like it, Soph? No, it's a banger. It's a banger. Yeah, it's a banger.

Okay, wait there, one more birthday banger for James. Kura James. G'day, James. G'day, guys. How you going? Good, thank you, mate. What did you do for your weekend James? It's pretty quiet, pretty much just chilled. Worked too hard during the week so.

It's good to hear James, we need to take a rest. What is your date of birth? 4th of April 1968. Alright James, that means you were 16 in 1984. We've done some calculations and here's your birthday bang. You get the Patia Māori Club and Poi Air James what do you reckon? Well did you guys say 1984? Yeah. Yeah. No, 1968. Yeah, so you were born in 68. What we're doing is we tell you the number one song on your 16th birthday.

When you were 16. Actually, I don't mind Poyer. It's a nice song, eh? It's a great song. It is. Yeah, yeah. It's a part of New Zealand, you know, culture. It's part of our cultural tempestry.

Exactly. And that's why I'm voting for it this afternoon. Me? Bloody choose. I don't think Poyer has ever come up and it hasn't won. I don't think, yeah, it can't be beat. James, who was 16 in 1984, you've just won birthday banger. Congratulations. Oh, legend. Good on you, James. Just for you, we're gonna pop it on.

Breanne Clint from the year 1984, here's the Partia Māori Club on ZM. The ZM podcast network. The winner of birthday banger today for James from 1984 is the Partia Māori Club and Pōie. Hell yeah, that'll get you through Monday afternoon. Still sounds fresh, 41 years old that song. Do you know, because obviously that is a song that I have learned since moving to this country eight years ago. Yeah. And I feel like the first time I heard it I instantly got it. I was like I love it. Yeah it's a great pop song. Love it so much. We, I feel like in Australia we have like the Aussie version of that.

Oh yeah, what's it called? It was by Yothu Yindie. Okay. Hold on. And I feel like it is literally the Aussie version. It's called Treedia. How do you spell it? I doubt we've got it, but how do you spell it? Um, that is a great... Is it an Aboriginal song? Yes. Right, OK. Yes. And Tredie Yothu...

Do you... Here we go. Let me see if I can find... I doubt it's in the system. Yeah, so Y-O-T-H-U is... Nah, we haven't got it. Nah. And it's called Treedy. It sounds like, it's kind of like,

Treedy, eh? Yeah, right, okay. Treedy, eh? I've never heard it. Some people listening will have heard it. And yeah, it's literally the Aussie version of that. It's ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. Last week I was away.

Can't talk about what I was away for, but I'm back now and I had my mum here last week. She was visiting and we were out and about doing bits and bobs and at an event and my mum met someone at this event that we were at. And anyway, we get home and she informs me, My mum met someone at this event that we were at. And anyway, we get home and she informs me, she's like, I made a good contact tonight.

And I said, okay, what does that mean? She goes, oh, I met this lovely woman, Claire. She has ties to a lot of rugby league players. I don't wanna say too much, but essentially, I asked Claire if she could get me a signed jersey from Steve Price, ex-Warriors captain, because it's my birthday next month. Next minute, right? I get a call from Steve Price today from the NRL, ex-rugby league great, Steve Price. Hey, Bree, I just wanted to give you a call do you

know what size jersey your mum would be because I need to go sort this out because I've got this message. She's around town just asking for the world. Here for a please explain, please welcome to the show Mumadai. Hi Mum. Hi guys, how you going? Mum, not as good as you. Why am I getting calls from ex Warriors rugby league legend Steve Price asking what size maroons jersey you are? Because I met an absolutely lovely woman the other night at the show. Yeah. And she said, what would you like? And I told her and she said done. So.

Well, she has done it because I get a call from Steve Price asking me. Oh, really? Well. Did you tell them that it's your birthday next month in July when it's actually not till August? Oh, no, I just said my birthday's coming up. Everyone's birthday's coming up if you wait long enough. Look, I will give your mum the benefit of the doubt because I was actually with your mum at The Thing that we can't talk about.

And she was wearing her Queensland Maroons scarf. She always is. So she might not have bought it up. There is a world in which this person may have spotted your mum and said you're never gonna believe this I represent several Queensland Maroons players. Is that a possibility, Dite? That's exactly what happened, Clint. She was sitting next to me and she said, these are the players that we represent and I went, oh my god. You know what I want to know, Mum? You know what I want to know? Who were the players that she offered up? And you've obviously gone number one top of your list Steve Price.

Who are the other players that she offered up? Well she offered um Davia Coates um uh what's his name you know the fullback that plays for the Broncos I've just gone kind of... Reese Walsh? Reese Walsh that's who it is uh the hammer. Oh yeah, all the big players. Shouldn't have Billy Slater, did she? Oh, I didn't think of Billy. Come on, Dye. I'll ask Slayette, we're on, you know... My question for you is, Steve Price is the only one we're aware of.

How many did you ask for? Well, I didn't ask actually for him. I was telling her the story about how Brianna didn't get me one. Oh. A jersey. And she said, well, die, I can get you one because I'm this and that and I'm in contact. God, this woman's trying to one up me.

Are you saying all of this could have been avoided if Bree had just followed through with what she promised and got you the Steve Price signed Queensland Maroons jersey in the first place? Absolutely, absolutely. And I mean, she also made- I don't remember ever promising you that, Mum. I think that's just something that you promised yourself.

No, well, she was a lovely lady and she actually said to me, she knew that I was a staunch Queensland supporter, obviously. So then that's how the conversation went. So we are where we are. There's information that needs to be relayed. Brea is currently a conduit for that information. What size jersey do you want? Yeah, what size? Do you want a baggy sort of match worn type fit? Or do you want one of those skin tight ones that the players wear that pushes the buzzy's up a bit? I probably need all the help I can get.

But at this point in time, I don't really mind because I'm going to have it framed. Yeah, good. You'll get what you're given. Would you like Steve to provide the frame as well? Well Claire did offer. Someone's texting through on the text machine saying Claire's like the daughter Di never had. What the hell? Well, the conversation started, Brianna, was, oh, I'm a big fan of myself and you. Oh, God. Oh, the woman is a big fan of you and Bri.

God, I was really confused about that for a second. Yeah, I was like, is she big-noting herself? I mean, she does sound like a legend. Shoot your shot, Di, you miss a hundred percent of the shots you don't take so I reckon good on you. Yeah, good on you mum. She was lovely and I had to give her a shout out because I mean she was just lovely at the show and very supportive of you, Brianna. Oh well she does, she sounds like a very, very nice woman and just to let you know Steve Price went out to his

local Rebel Sport today and purchased you a jersey so it's on its way it's in the post. I feel bad because I'm thinking to myself oh no I'm one of those now. Mum you've always been one of those and we love that about you. And don't worry he's mentored. He's fine. He owns heaps of companies. Oh yeah, but still I want to be on kind of friend terms with him, not on fan, you know. Oh well I think you've ruined that number. I think that should say it.