ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 30th March 2021

Episode Date: March 30, 2021

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Are we on? Anastasia, why don't you come in here? Oh, I like my little booth. Oh, you like your little booth? Yep. Yep. I'm hanging out here by myself. All right. If you like it out there, then you can stay out there. Hello, everyone. Welcome to the podcast. Another day without Clinton Roberts, but we still have Kimberly Crossman. Yes, you do. How was your second day in radio? My second day felt a lot better for me. Me too.

I felt better about it. Yeah. I think first day jitters. I always get nervous. I always eat a lot, feel a bit spewy on the first day of any job. Got right. Right. Okay.

And not spewy today? No, I actually feel really good today. Oh, good. Yeah. Good. That's good. I thought something we could do. I also didn't drink a half cup of vodka today.

No, I saw you. I saw you. Don't try and deny it. I saw you drinking it. She knows where the bottle is now. I like to kick off the show with half a glass of vodka every day. I would die. Does our boss know that?

No, he doesn't know, but he doesn't need to know everything. Well, I mean, I could tell him to listen to the show with half a glass of vodka every day. I would die. Does our boss know that? No, he doesn't know but he doesn't need to know everything. I could tell him to listen to the vodka. No, he doesn't. He does the semantics. I feel like we should give Clinton Roberts a call. See how he's getting on. See how the baby is. Why he didn't call the baby

Brie or Kim or Anastasia. Yeah. Oh, what about Ben? Well, it's a girl. Could be Benny, though. Could be Benny, yeah. Benny's cute for a girl. Let's see if he answers.

These phones. Oh, here we go. Here we go. Here's a bit of that. Got my hands full of nappies and poo. There's milk everywhere. Hi, it's Clint Roberts here. Well, we tried.

We'll try again tomorrow. It'll be a little bit of a game. He has quite a good voicemail tone. Oh, you only need to do mine. What does yours sound like? Hey, it's Kim Cussin, mini-me. Do you have different numbers? Do you have like an American

one and then a New Zealand number? I do. I just hate the sound of my grating high-pitched horrible voice. Just change it. You're a bit harsh on yourself. Well, I think it's because I... I'd just say it's mildly grating.

I think it's better at the moment because it's a bit hoarse. But, yeah, usually I have a much higher vocal register. My dad's voicemail is such a boomer voicemail. It's like he sends... Let me guess, it sends his name? He goes, oh, helloail it's like he's in his name he goes oh yeah hello it's Steven he can't come to the phone so it sounds like he's answered it and I'm like dad that voice mail that horrible yeah oh oh so you can see this hmm and then my my

mom I it's the cutest thing ever my, even though I've told her a million times not to leave me a voicemail, like even my voicemail says, don't leave me a voicemail, text me. Like a normal 21 person. Anyway, she always leaves me a voicemail and it always starts exactly the same. It starts like this. Yeah, hi, Brianna. It's only mum Just calling to see you

It's 5.15 Does she give you the time? Hi Brianna It's only mum Every time Every voicemail One of my big life regrets I interviewed the man who does

Maurice Lamarche The voice of Brain In Pinky and the Brain Yes Pinky and the Brain Brain Brain Brain And he's like, he offered, as he was leaving, he was like, did you want me to do your voicemail? Because I guess, I mean, bold, but I guess he does

that for people, like, hello, it's, you've reached Kimberly's phone. And I was like, hell yeah, I want you to do that. And I recorded it and it didn't save and it's like such a bummer. I thought that would have been really cool. I loved Pinky and the Brain.

Brie and I kind of look like Pinky and the Brain. Which one am I? Clearly the Brain. You tower over me. Wait, which one's the tall one again? Pinky. Pinky and the Brain is the one with the big head. You don't have a big head though.

I'm a fiver. I do. Thank you very much. But my features have slipped down my face. I have a giant forehead. No, you don't. I do. I'm a fiver. How features have slipped down my face. I have a giant forehead. No, you don't. I do. I'm a fiver.

How much Botox does it cost to fill that forehead? Mate, I don't know. I don't know. Is that an off-limits thing? No. No? No. Oh, yeah.

We kind of do look like Pinky and the Brain. We do look like Pinky and the Brain. That's about the cranium that I'm rocking right now, I would say. I've got a big head. Always have had a big head. Because I'm a fiver in the head, but a three-er in the mouth. Here, I'm going to test. Is my hat sweaty?

No, not really. I'm a fiver on the head. Look how bad my hat hair is now. But a three-finger mouth. Ready? Let's test something. Take your headphones off. Where are you going?

Let's see. This is how we test who's got the bigger head. Oh, right. Yeah, she's got it. Yeah. That doesn't mean that proportionately though My forehead is not Oh yeah Doesn't help though

What are you in the mouth? What the Well you do five a forehead I can only do three in the mouth Oh I've never tested that How many am I in the forehead? So you're four. See, I can do all five.

Hold on. I can do five? No, I'm a five. You've got your thumb. What are you counting with? These four. Your four fingers. Oh, got it.

I don't want to play this game. I feel like I've got a very big mouth. What about you, Anastasia? How many fingers on the forehead? I'm confused by this. So you're four. You're fine by this wait so how do you know I brow to hairline I can fit my four fingers and my thumb yeah I reckon oh yeah I can it's okay I'm okay with it I bought this to the table remember that okay um fingers how many can you

fit it's only three this is in the mouth by the way if you've just jumped in can you fit? Only three. This is in the mouth, by the way. I can fit four. You've just jumped in. Can you fit four? All right. How are you doing, Ben? Does it have to go vertical? Yeah, just for the jaw. Four, wow.

Ben. I just looked at Ben from the side profile and, man, that was weird. Oh, you can fit four too. It hurts. It does, but you can do it. It does hurt my jaw too. Has anyone ever got locked jaw before? No.

So not a good time. And it's dangerous. No, I haven't. Yeah, you have. No, I haven't. Are you sure? No, I haven't. Are you sure?

Yeah, I've got a pretty big forehead. And I think we'll leave it there for the intro. Can we Google it tomorrow? A lot of fun stuff in the show today. Look out for, I put Kim through her acting paces. She needed it. Yeah, she did need it. Sometimes you need a bit of reflection.

So if anyone out there's got a short film or a indie film. Or a long film. Or a long film. Or an ad. Or an ad? Commercial. Will you do commercials? A cameo. Whatever you need. I can. I can. What is it?

It's a project, is it? I'll do it. Alright, well, Kim Crossman available. You need to go through me. I am obviously... What's your rate? What's your commission? My rate? You know, just a cool 45%. No, I don't like to take 50. 45.

Cool. 45%. If you want to get in touch, email me. Cool. I hope Steven Spielberg listens to this podcast. I think he would. I hope, Ben, I hope he doesn't. Oh, fuck.

Well, yeah, you wouldn't old fart. Whoa. Yeah, he wouldn't have time. I took a photo in his office and got told off. You're not allowed to take photos in his office. Really? Who's the most famous person you've ever met? Well, I guess that depends on what you consider famous probably. Like have they had a sex tape?

That's pretty big. Oh, pretty. I mean, hey. Have you met kum kardashian no i've met her sisters which one which one courtney oh my god she's my favorite yeah she's my second who's your favorite you've met kimmy have you partied with kendall i like um i've been at a party that she was at oh my god that God, that's so cool. Look at Anastasia losing her mind. So cute. I would not be able to deal with that. I'd just go home out of embarrassment.

They're all normal and fun. Are they? I don't think they are. Are they, though? Yeah, actually, you know what? A lot of those, they're all just not as... High maintenance. As me. Are you thinking about, like, me like gg and like hayley and stuff yeah so i

was good friends with selena for a long time yeah i like how she's on a first name basis and we all had to we all had to clarify gomez yeah so i got when i was over there i got to yeah hang out with all of them it was great but they're all like everyone there, I got to hang out with all of them. It was great. But they're all like everyone else. They just want to hang out. When you say you were good friends with Selena, what happened? Well, I kind of came back here. Good question. I came back here, and she...

Oh, no, no, no, don't say it, because then you'll regret it. But tell us. Turn the mics off, Ben. No, no, no, because we're all good. Just more meaning like I came back here and then she wasn't, she obviously went through some stuff. You kissed Justin Bieber, didn't you? No, I didn't.

That is fucking awesome if you did that. I know. Can you imagine the scandaloso? No, I didn't kiss Justin Bieber. No, but remember, and she's very vocal about it. She wasn't very well for a period of time. Yeah, the poor thing. Yeah.

Well, she wasn't. She had a kidney transplant. Yeah, totally. Did she? Yeah. Yeah, her best friend donated one of her kidneys to Selena. France, yeah. It was wild.

Yeah, so we're still mates, just meaning I'm not there and she's not here and we're not hanging out all the time. Other than her, who else? How would you talk to her? Surely they wouldn't have. Oh, yeah. Buzzy. Yeah.

I change their numbers a lot. Do they? Do they? Do you have to? No, I've had the same number. My number is six digits. I've had the same number forever. Is it six digits?

Yeah. Is it? What is it? Is it you? Yeah. Is it? I'm not telling you. That's cool.

I'll give it up. No, I've been very blessed to have a lot of very famous friends, and I will tell you, it doesn't make you want to be famous. That would be the biggest takeaway from it. Sorry, I'm just looking for Kim's number. Oh, yeah. Okay, so hold on. Six digits.

It's not much. I could give you the musicality of it and you could try and guess it. Oh, do you want me? Musicality? All right, are you ready? Has everyone got a pen? Wait, what? Oh, God.

0, 2, 1. 0, 2, 1. 3, 7. 3, 7. Anastasia. Ben, this is where you're meant to hit the dolphin. The big button. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, cool. I'm ready. Hold on. So it was 0, 2, 1 the dolphin. Oh, yeah. Yeah, cool. Hold on. So it was 021. 937. Oh, wait. Is it 027 or 37? 37. No, this is 0204.

Where you're meant to hit the dolphin. Where do you spark in Telstra? All right, so 021. Hey, Google, what's the time? It's 3 p.m. Give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio.

Hey Siri, when are Bree and Clint on? Bree and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Well, she lied. It's not me and Clint. It's me and Kim Crossman still. But I'm glad you're here, Kim, because, you know, where would I be without you? Well, probably still here. Yeah, just alone.

Yeah, probably alone. I'm so stoked that I got to make it to a second day on the radio. Well, don't get complacent. We'll see how you go today if you're coming back tomorrow. Yeah, no, fair enough. Of course, you are here, Kim, because Clint and his wife had their second baby, daughter Maggie, on Saturday, which is very exciting. He'll be back very soon, but, you know, until then, you'll be here. That's great.

I appreciate it. I love that you're wearing corduroy today. Thank you. When did that come back in? Burn. Cutting words. You're the big, stylish, fancy American L.A. actress. I'll take it.

I'm not. But thank you very much. This was a new purchase. What do you think? I like it. I love corduroy because it does things for my senses. Oh, my gosh. Okay.

No, it does. How nice does corduroy feel? It feels a little like a shaved cat, but it's okay. Like, you know, one of those minxie jinxie cats from Austin Powers. How many shaved cats have you touched? Quite a few, actually. I'm an SPCA ambassador. I've seen quite a few minxie jinxie cats.

That's good to know. And we'll get to know a lot more about Kim Crossman over the course of the next four hours, which I'm excited about. But right now, we're going to kick the show off with Tradie v. Lady, 50 bucks up for grabs. If you think you've got the goods, call now 0800-DIAL-ZM, and we'll rip into that right after this. Head and heart, Joel Corrie and Emini K on ZM with Bree and Clint.

Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradie versus Lady. We kick and Clint. Tradie versus lady. We kick off the show with this every day, $50 on the line. All you have to do is beat out the other person in a trivia-based quiz. Kim Crossman will be your quiz master because she's better at it than me. But that's not true. I've just got to do something to pull my weight here today.

The contestants playing this afternoon, our tradie, they're 28. They're from Waikato. They're the fourth generation tradie in their family. And it's Ashley. Hello. Oh, hello. Fourth generation, Ashley. Have you all done the same trade?

Two grandparents were builders and my old man was a painter. Oh, and what's your trade? I'm a painter as well. Oh, nice. The second-in-painter, yeah. Oh, cool. Keeping it in the fam. I love that.

You're taking on our lady this afternoon. She's 22. She's from Auckland and she's got a cockatiel called Mango. Welcome, Georgie. Hello. Hi. How are you guys? Good, Georgie. Hello. Hi. How are you guys? Good, thank you.

I'm good. Producer Ben just said in the studio, is a cockatiel a female cockatoo? No. A cockatiel's a lot smaller than a cockatoo. Very common house pet, isn't it, a cockatiel? Yeah, that's pretty common, actually, yeah. Have you taught it to swear yet?

No, but she does know how to say kisses and she gives you kisses. That's adorable. I love that. All right, guys, the rules of the game. Ashley, your buzzer is tradie. Georgie, your buzzer is lady. Buzz in when you think you know the answer.

First to three correct points wins Kimberley Crossman, our quiz master, when you're ready. Here we go. So question number one. Which high school musical star just gave birth? Oh, a lady. Yes, Georgie. Is it Ashley Tisdale?

Correct. Nice work. It is Ashley Tisdale, her first daughter. Is it daughter? I'm guessing. All right, one point to the ladies. All right, question number two. Name Kylie Jenner's oldest half-sister.

Oh, yo, Trady. Yes. Ashley's in. Courtney. Woo! Crushed Oh, yo, tradie. Yeah. Ashley's in. Courtney. Woo! Crush it, Ashley. Nice work. One point to the tradies, one to the ladies.

She's a hot one. She is. I agree. Yep, I agree, Ashley. Nice work. All right, question number three. What is, this is multi-choice, by the way. I've tried to make it a bit easy.

What is the world's largest continent? Is it A, Asia, B, South America, or C, the South Pole? Treaty. Yes, Ashley. Is it Asia? Correct. Nice work. Two to the tradies and one to the ladies.

Oh, yeah, I like how into this you are, Ashley. Question number four, Kim. Yep, question number four. What band was Beyonce originally part of? Tradie, Tradie. Yes, Ashley. For the win. What was that?

For the win. Yes, it is Child. Ashley, you've taken out Tradie V. Lady, 50 bucks coming your way. Yeah! And the quote from today, she's the hot one. Kim Crossman filling in for the week. And I thought because you're here, Kim,

normally we don't have a thespian on the show, which if you don't know, that is another word for an actress or actor. Is that right? Correct. I wouldn't know. I'm not an for an actress or actor. Is that right? Correct. I wouldn't know. I'm not an actor. But, look, you've been in the game for a long time, been acting since you pretty much came out of the womb.

And I thought we could put your acting skills to the test because I want to see just how good you are in real life. We only see you on the screen. So what we're going to do is I am looking to bring some new people on board to my management company and you need to audition for me. Great. I'd love to. So I've done a bit of an acting challenge here where we're going to test how good you do certain emotions, reading out things that don't match those emotions. Fantastic. Right.

Kim Crossman, how good is she? We're about to find out. I thought we'd kick it off. The emotion or the character I'd like you to play for this first part is an annoyed, materialistic youth going through the lessons of life. Does that sound familiar? It does. It sounds a lot like my character from Short and Straight.

So you should nail this. I should. You will be reading out the plot line for the movie Twilight. Fantastic. I feel like she's got this down pat. And action. High school student Bella Swan, always a bit of a misfit, doesn't expect life to change much when she moves from sunny Arizona

to rainy Washington. And then she meets Edward Cullen. He's a handsome but mysterious teen who seems to peer directly into her soul. And Edward's a vampire, actually, whose family doesn't actually drink blood. And Bella is far from being frightened, which is, you know, like, pretty cool. But then they enter kind of like this dangerous romance, and then they actually end up being like soulmates, which is, like, it's whatever. I feel like I was watching Shortland Street.

Did you? Very good. I give that the tick of approval. Oh, gosh. That's good. This would be good. I give that the tick of approval. Oh, gosh. That's good. This would be horrible if I didn't pass any of them. We started with an easy one. The next one that I've got for you,

I'd like you to pretend like you're giving birth. Do you know last time I gave birth, well, the only time. It was on Golden Boy. It was on Golden Boy and I actually really damaged myself. I actually, what did that be? What a twist. Right, so you will be a woman giving birth and you will be reading out the method

to make a pineapple upside down cake. Great. I'm going to move the microphone slightly away because the one tip I learnt when giving birth is you have to make quite a guttural moan. Okay. Alright. All right. We've got some hospital ambience and action. Step one.

Heat the oven to 180 degrees, 160 minutes. Guest of what? Step two. Ow, ow, ow. Okay, for the topping, you're going to be 50 seconds. Some of the middle. Some brown sugar. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.

Oh, you're going to stir it together until. Creamy. That's good. And cut. Was that good? I give that a big tick. I think a vein is popping in my forehead. The amount of veins that were coming on your forehead.

I felt like I was at... Got to watch that for the cameras too. I've been told about that before. It's quite intense. Could you soften your face a bit? I'm giving birth. God damn it. All right, the last one.

So far you've passed. And I'm willing to take you on as a client of mine. This is exciting. But not if you don't pass this, the last one. So far you've passed, and I'm willing to take you on as a client of mine. This is exciting. But not if you don't pass this. The last one. I'd like you to play this last one sexy. Oh, this. And you will be reading out today's Auckland traffic report.

Sexy and angry are my least favourite things, because I don't move slow enough to be sexy. All right, and action. Sexy and angry are my least favourite things because I don't move slow enough to be sexy. Right. And action. Okay. Currently, there is moderate traffic on the Northern Motorway, city-bound, and on the southern motorway.

I'm laughing. Hold on. This is my last chance. I've got it. I've got it. I've got it. Don't forget that this weekend, buses, well, they're going to replace the trains on the southern line

between Papakura and Bukka. Okay, that's all we need. I feel like that was the first time ever people were happy to receive the traffic report. Kim Crossman, a big tick from me. Welcome to my agency. Thank you. I can act.

Thank goodness. Brianne Clint. Kim Crossman filling in while Clint's away because him and his wife did have a baby on Saturday. And I did not. And you have not. Good to clarify that. Yeah, yeah. Very available.

Because you did sound like you did five minutes ago on the radio. I thought you had or a very large stool. Anyway, moving on. I wanted to bring something to your attention, Kim, because I found this quite strange. But, you know, I haven't lived in America in a long time, whereas you have been living in America. And this story is out of New York. And it's about a woman who pays someone to do a particular skill that her husband can't do. Take a listen. Many people would think it was odd that I access cuddling services because I'm married,

but screw it. I don't really care what anybody else thinks. Whilst away from home and indulging in extracurricular cuddling, Saskia is confident her husband is okay with the situation. I'm 99% sure he does not get jealous of cuddling. Saskia is confident her husband is okay with the situation. I'm 99% sure he does not get jealous of cuddling. He's more protective of me than jealous. What are your thoughts on hiring a professional cuddler? So she is the professional hugger? No, she's hiring a professional cuddler. To hold her. To hold her. What are your thoughts on hold her what are your thoughts on that what are my thoughts on uh well my love language is physical touch so i do understand that people need to be held and

i'm so glad you said that because we've actually organized a professional cuddler can you come on through oh my goodness actually this is um s is Saskia. Oh, there's bubbles? She's one of the best professional cuddlers in the business. Now, Saskia, we have paid you by the hour and if you can just cuddle Kim for the next little bit. So you just sit there. She'll do her thing. She's a professional.

I was going to stand for her. You'd like me to stay seated? Yeah, just stay seated just so you're comfortable. I seemed too keen, didn't I? What angle would you like to be cuddled from? You'd think a professional cuddler would be more, you know, comfortable. This is lovely. See, Kim feels or looks very comfortable.

Saskia, how are you feeling? This is the worst day of my life. That's not very nice to my cuddle. I gave her a nice back rub there too. You really look like producer Anastasia actually. Who hates cuddling. Oh, do you hate cuddling? Producer Anastasia does, not me apparently.

Oh, interesting. No, because you're a professional cuddler. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. Anyway, Kim, we haven't paid Saskia, so you owe her $80 for her services. Oh, thank you. It's fine. Happy to donate to a good cause.

It's time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, tell us what's been going on with Lil Nas X. Oh, my goodness. He's making headlines all around the world. He's gone viral. His new music video for a song called Montero features him.

It's very seductive. He lap dances the devil. Literally Satan. What? Was it at least hot dance? Yeah. I know. I know. That's the way you look't know. It depends on how you look at it. It depends on how you look at it. Now,

Stan's been right because it's literally gone viral. Everyone in music's talking about it. Everyone around the world's talking about it. He partnered with this company, right, and they made a Satan themed shoe off the back of the music video. So the shoes are 666 of these shoes. They sold out in less than one minute but here's the

catch they used a nike shoe right an air nike and then they modified them and they put a drop of human blood in the bottom of the shoe it's quite dark right anyway they sold out now yes seriously nike are suing for millions of dollars of course to this to this company. It's called MSCHF. They're in New York City and they, like, modify clothes and kind of things. It's kind of a cool kind of way to do it. Other than, right, this, for example, because the state and shoe are, as you can imagine, quite polarizing and Nike want nothing to do with this launch, so they're suing them for millions of dollars.

Weird. It's kind of backfired. The human blood thing. So weird. Very Angelina Jolie, Billy Bob Thornton, isn't it? Yeah. It's a good Angelina, yeah. Yeah, but I'm saying.

Whose blood is it, actually? And is it O positive? Is it O negative? Can you use it in an emergency? You know, these are all questions I want to answer. Good question. They have not revealed the donor of the blood, but I can confirm it's one drop,

and then they also mix in, like, red dye. And when, you know, like the bottom of those Nike shoes where it's clear and you can see through them? Sometimes they put liquid in them, like back in the day, like the 90s? Yeah. The liquid is where the drop of blood is, and it's red liquid,

so it, like, swishes around, like, blood in the bottom of your shoe. It's kind of odd. I mean, what happens if that person that the blood belongs to is involved in a crime and then you, for some reason, are out somewhere and your shoe gets punctured? Who knows?

That's pretty fun. Yeah, I mean, so many questions. Well, Dean, very weird story coming out of LA today, but we appreciate you, and I can't wait to hear the next one. Bye, guys. Bree and Clint.

Look, this is a game we kicked off last week where essentially, have you ever thought about what type of cars the New Zealand celebrities are kicking around in? Like sometimes I've thought, I wonder what car Kim Crossman's driving? And then I turned up at your house the other day and there was Porsches and BMWs. Yeah, I'm rolling in cash Crossman's driving. And then I turned up at your house the other day and there was Porsches and BMWs. Yeah, I'm rolling in cash. It's crazy.

No, my dad works with cars, so he's a big car fanatic. Yeah, whatever you want to tell yourself to keep yourself relatable. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How much is milk? I don't know. But I said to you, I was like, we need another celebrity to call because we're running out of uh new zealand celebrities um and i mean you know heaps of famous people so have you found anyone for us yes i needed someone who i i don't know what they drive but someone that i would also

like to have a chat to and i thought kano would be a really good person which where would we know her from she's on the project and she's one of the coolest people i know and i thought she would be a really good person. Which, where would we know her from? She's on The Project, and she's one of the coolest people I know, and I thought she would be okay with us calling her. I can't wait to find out what car she drives. Hello. Hi, Kano, it's Kimberley and Brie. Hello, mate. Hello, gorgeous things.

Hey, I'm just in the car. Hold on, I'll pull over so the sound's not really punishing. One moment, please. So her car's got Bluetooth. That is a good hint. Oh, shit, I forgot. That is a good hint. Hey, we're always thinking, Kano, are you ready to play

or what are they driving? Obviously. So here's how it works. Kim and I get to ask you one question and then we need to lock in an answer about what type of vehicle you drive. Pretty simple. Are you ready? Yes. All right, Kim, would you like to go first? My question, because it directly relates with how classy you are. Have you ever worn slippers to the supermarket? I'm sad to say the answer is yes.

Yes, good. I like that. My question for you, how many pets do you have and what are their names? I've got two pets, a cat called Harry and a dog called Brown. That tells me a lot. She's got a dog. Might have to travel in the car sometimes. Would she want leather seats? I don't know.

What are you thinking, Kimberly? I'm thinking a Ford Laser. Ooh! That's what comes to mind. Yeah. Okay. I think an Ugg boot wearing supermarket going, name your dog Brown. Ford Laser. Yeah. It's relatable. Yeah. It's a great vehicle.

Yeah. Kanoa, can you please answer yes or no? Do you drive a Ford Laser. Yeah. It's relatable. Yeah. It's a great vehicle. Can you please answer yes or no, do you drive a Ford Laser? God, no. It's a big no for Kimberly Glossman. Was I close? No, you can't. I need to guess, yeah. Oh, sorry. I've still got my guess.

Calm down, Kim. I know, I know. I'm just very excited to be here. I'm trying to think if I've ever seen you driving around. I'm going to lock in a Mazda CX-5. Ooh. Are you kidding me? What?

Wait. What? You. Oh, my God. You're kidding me. What? Oh, my God. That never kidding me. What? Oh, my God. That never happens.

I'm genuinely freaked out. I would be freaked out too, Kyla. Turn around and wave. No, I'm just kidding. We're in the car. Oh, my God. Bree, you're a wonderful lady, but please stop hanging out outside my house. It's such a good spot, though.

It's so shady. Thank you so much for joining us. This has truly been the highlight for me of the whole week. Same. Amazing stuff. There you go. We love you so much. We love you.

See you later. Love the work, mate. Bye. Bye. Bree and Clint. And I'm glad you're here because I feel like you've had quite a few professions in your day, you know? Well, yeah, just to clarify, trying to just stick with the acting. But, yeah, I've dabbled a bit in dry seasons.

What's the most you went off course in terms of what have you dabbled in? Well, I recently became, during COVID, a qualified beekeeper. Very different to acting on Shortland Street. It is. Very drastically different. It is. Well, this is probably on the same level as that. And it's a story about a guy who has been living his dream, essentially. So he grew up working in his family's fish and chip shop. So they had this fish and chip shop and he grew up working there for a number of years, since he was 11 years old. But he always dreamt of becoming a professional poker player.

I mean, both have chips. Hey! And anyway, because I think it runs in the family. His dad played poker. His granddad played poker. They all did. But he wanted to do it professionally. Sorry, just to interject.

What quantifies as a professional poker player? Because I think there's some people at Sky City who would also qualify themselves as professional poker players. You know, we all dabble, but I think it's when you're probably doing it full time and competing in tournaments and it's your only income maybe. Okay. That's maybe professional.

Sure. Anyway, when he turned 18, he entered his first live tournament and he was hooked after that and now he is a professional poker player. Wow. hooked after that and now he is a professional poker player wow but we've got some audio of uh the guy his name is lucas and he's just won his biggest ever cash win in a tournament take a listen hey satan i got hold i'm sorry for crying the reason i'm crying this was the hardest decision of my life to do this challenge. It was such a big risk.

I quit my job. I didn't have that much of a bankroll. I'm not even, like, that good of a player. The fact it's now paying off, it's, like, it's making me so emotional. Like, it's the biggest win of my life. How much do you think you won? I hope it's a lot of money. I hope it's, like, a million I hope it's like a million dollars.

He won $37.50. No, I'm just kidding. Oh, my God. He won $3,700. Sure, yeah, great. But I feel like to him it was like I can actually do this. That is like a million dollars. You know, I can do this.

I can change careers and I can live as a professional poker player. And the good thing with poker is the house doesn't always win. So he's really got the odds are stacked in his favour for this as a professional poker player. And the good thing with poker is the house doesn't always win. So he's really got the odds are stacked in his favour for this as a career choice. Totally. I back this. You're so positive, aren't you? Yes.

I want to know from people listening because, I mean, he took a risk. He changed his profession drastically. I reckon there's people listening right now, especially the last year that we've had, that have maybe done an absolute 180 and they've changed careers or professions. Have you had a drastic change of professions? 0800 dials at M or you can text us on 9696.

We'd love to hear from you this afternoon. Kim Crossman filling in for the week and we're discussing, did you have a big career change? There's a guy who worked in a fish and chip shop. His family's fish and chip shop for years, always wanted to be a professional poker player, took the plunge and he's finally won his first big tournament. He's pumped. It's $3,700.

But he's done it. He's made the leap. So we're asking you this afternoon on 0800DIALS.M. Did you do the same thing? Lucy, did you have a big career change? Hi. Yes, I did. Well, throughout high school, I always wanted to work in healthcare.

Like I wanted to be a dentist or a nurse. And then once I graduated, I started nursing school and then decided I really didn't like that and decided to train to be an electrician. Whoa. Yeah, quite a big change. And how's it going for you? I feel like there's lots of lady tradies now. Yeah, yeah, there's heaps.

It's awesome. So much better than nursing. I'm stoked for you, Lucy, that you made the decision early and you didn't get all the way into your nursing degree and you thought, no, I'm doing it now. Yeah. No, it's awesome. That's great.

Thanks, Luce. Let's go to our second caller, Ang Harrod. Is that right? Ang Harrod. Yeah, that's right. Perfect, mate. Love it. Did you have a drastic career change?

Absolutely. So I was a farmer for nearly a decade, and now I founded and run a global international business with members all around the world. Whoa. Wow. Was there like a certain point in your life where you thought, I want to make a change here?

Honestly, it's like Lucy was just saying, honestly, my whole life I wanted to be an online entrepreneur, but I was just too scared. And I grew up, like I'm in my early 30s, so we grew up with like YouTube being just saying, honestly, my whole life I wanted to be an online entrepreneur, but I was just too scared. And I grew up, like I'm in my early 30s, so we grew up with like YouTube being a thing and stuff. Not that I have a YouTube-based business, but I knew it was an option then. So I was like, I want it. So eventually I got it.

That's so great. Did you have heaps of support? Because I know taking pivots like that can be really daunting. Yeah, I hired a business coach. I wouldn't be where I am without that, absolutely. I just want to do what you're doing just to say I'm an entrepreneur because I love the name, you know. Do it, Queen.

Yes, I'm covered for you. I need tips from you, I mean. There's some good tips coming through on this, Kim. Yeah, we've had a few great pivots here. Someone from a bank call centre and now they are an aviation mechanic. Drastically different. A doctor's assistant to a car groomer and couldn't be happier. Love it.

Not if you groomed my mother's car last weekend. Oh, you spewed in there, didn't you? I did. So that wouldn't make your day. And then another one, a nurse to a plumber. Lots of people going to the trades. Yeah, which is cool to see. Let's go to our last call Nicole. Hi Nicole. Hi. Did you have a drastic career change?

Yes, I sure did. I used to be an accountant and now I am a body piercer lash technician. Whoa, that is so different. How many piercings do you have? Not many these days. Been there, done that. I'm older and wiser now. I've got so many questions for you, Nicole.

What do you think is the worst place to be pierced? Actually, you probably can't answer that on the radio. Just give us the first letter of the... Pain level wise? Yeah. It's definitely the nips. Sorry. See, Kim, I told you you can't get that done.

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Bree and Clint. So glad you're here kim because you uh get to experience this amazing radio game i have no idea how it's made it back for a third week in a row. Neither does producer Ben. This is, I don't, it's a lot of work to put this game together. Kim, are you excited? I honestly, I am really excited. I am a huge Spice Girls fan. Who was your favourite though? Geri Hallowell. When she left the Spice Girls, I didn't go to gymnastics that day.

I stayed home and cried. That is a big deal. It was a huge, I didn't understand. I just remember crying to mum like, why would she do that? Unfortunately, this game involves no Geri Halliwell, but it involves Mel B, Scary Spice. And all you have to do is pick whether it is Rita Ora or Mel B. And that's exactly what Jane's going to be doing.

Hello, Jane. Hi, how are you? Good, thank you. Do you think you know Rita Ora and Mel B quite well? Fairly well, but they do sound very similar. They do. I agree, Jane, hence the game. You will be taking on Lauren.

G'day, Lauren. Hi, how are you? Good, thank you. All right, Lauren, you're going to be going second. Jane, you will be going first. It is the best of three. Jane, here comes your clip number one. Oh, well, that's good.

Let's see how this interview goes and take it from there. What do you think? Oh, that's a hard one. That's a hard one. Jane? Oh, that one. I'm going to go Rita Ora for that one. In Rita Ora for the first one.

That's correct. Nice work. One point on the board for Jane. That was tough. That was a tough one. That was. Here comes clip number two. We all got really, like, quite nervous when she walked into our meet and greet.

All right, Jane. Mel B. Locking in Ora Spice Girl. Correct. That is, in fact, Scary Spice, Mel B. Can she clean sweep it? Here comes clip number three. I'm about to go on tour this year, so...

Oh, it's short, Jane. Razor. You're locking in Reza Ora. I am. I'm about to go on tour this year. Spot on. Was it? Is it Reza Ora?

It is. Wow. Awesome. Jane absolutely killed it in your round. Three is the number to beat. Lauren, can you do it? I hope so. Come on, Loz.

I believe in you. We've got hope so. Come on, Loz. I believe in you. We've got everything working for you here, Loz. Here comes clip number one. Well, I personally invited you and then you just didn't text me back. All right, Loz, what do you think? Mel B. Locking in Spice Girl, Melanie B. She's on the board.

That's one, Lauren. Here comes clip number two. My team is really, I love them. They make me feel good, so. Ooh, tough. Rita Ora. Locking in Rita Ora. Correct. Correct.

So far, everyone has got everyone right. We may need to rethink this game. All right, Lauren, for the tie, who is this? Putting on a great shirt. Oh, it's short. Mel B. Locking in Spice Girl, Mel B. If you get this right, we have a tie.

You and Jane will split the chicken dollars down the middle. It's right. Oh, well done. You got it. That means I think this game is dead. Because obviously they're not that similar. Am I doing an impersonation of Mel B or Rita Ora? We want to stay on it.

Oh, okay. Yeah, cool, cool, cool. Nice work, ladies, sharing those KFC chicken dollars. And we need to find a new game for next week. We'll be back after this. Bree and Clint. You love to share a lot of things about your life, Kim, which I love that about you.

It's my people-pleasing and anxiety. Like, here's all the things about me. Love me, please like me. You just share everything. You just want to tell everyone everything. And you were saying in the studio earlier that there's something that's unconventional, which I think is quite a common thing that gets your motor running.

Yeah, grooming, pimple popping, pulling out of hair, all these things. Blackheads. Oh, mate, I love it. Do you have an oily back? No. Sign me up. All right. Not just that, though.

I've got a few. I've actually got three things. It would be that. It would be if someone opens a door for me. You've seen me get stuck. Really? I'm the only person to get locked in an unlocked room because I have no strength. You can't even barely open the door of the studio.

So anytime someone opens a door for me, my little heart and stomach go, hee, like yay. Right, there you go. Here's tips if you want to pick up Kim Crossman. She's giving you a guide. Yeah, and the last one is if someone goes, you're so funny. Right. I'm done. Yeah, and the last one is if someone goes, you're so funny. Right. I'm done.

Yeah, that's it. So compliments like that. I feel like I've taken this a little differently to you. Okay. But I've written down some ones that do it for me. Okay. Earbuds. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. You know, just a real good sesh with an earbud. Now, do you do a circular or a rub? I do both. I do both. I like to, you know, just a real good sesh with an earbud. Now, do you do a circular or a rub? I do both. I do both. I like to, you know, change that. Do you lick them before you put them in your ears? No.

Don't you? No. Do you? Yeah, I thought you'd definitely lick it before you put it in your ear. All the bacteria from your mouth into your ear canal. Oh, lovely. Yeah. There we go. I do love, I feel like this really gives me that euphoric feeling

because that's what we're talking about. Yeah. When you take your bra off after a long day, you can't relate. You know, but it's good. Trust me. For context, if you spun me around, you wouldn't know which way I was facing. It's kind of like an ironing board back to front, you know.

But you look great. Thanks. All shapes and sizes are great. What about when you get something out of your teeth, like a seed or like a popcorn or something that you've been working on for ages? Are you at that age that you take the toothpick at the restaurant? Yes. Are you?

I always take the toothpick. This is 30. Welcome to it. And the free mints. My last thing, and this might sound weird, but have you ever thought to yourself, God, this is the perfect temperature shower? Yeah, scorching hot?

No, like it's weird. Like and you don't always get it. It's like a game for me. Sometimes I get it right, sometimes I don't. Sometimes, you know, it's just the, I can't explain it, but it's a euphoric feeling when it's the perfect temperature. I like that. I feel like I'm glad we shared this.

I'm going to bring a bag full of toothpicks and mints tomorrow. Also, you're never borrowing my earbuds. Well, I wouldn't borrow them. I would have them. You don't give them back. Yeah. Try and mints. Also, you're never borrowing my earbuds. I wouldn't borrow them. I would have them. You don't give them back. Try and lick it. I don't use mine twice either. I'd like to ask people this afternoon, because we've shared,

share with us the things that really get your motor running. The unconventional things. 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. What is it? What does it for you? The debate continues. The debate does continue. People are on the text machine. We were talking about, you know, unconventional things that get your motor running. And I mentioned an earbud session. I love getting an earbud, especially after I wash my hair because it is, you know, there's lots of moisture floating around.

You said to me, do you lick the earbud before you put it in your ear? Well, fair enough. If you're doing it after a shower, then I give consent for you to then clean your ears. It's not always after a shower though. Yeah, but you can't do it dry. That's like against the laws. As if I was raw dogging it.

I put it under the tap and then I put it in the air canal. Yeah, then it's too wet. It's not going to stick to anything. It can never be too wet, Kim. Come on. Sloshing it around. Let's be real. We've asked you guys on 0800DIALS at M,

what's the unconventional things that just do it for you? Kat, you've called through. I sure have. Do you lick your earbud, Kat? What did you say, Kat? I'm still loving what you just said. What's it for you, Kat? What gets your motor running? Okay, so it kind of goes hand in hand with your shower thing, Brie. Yes. But some clean sheets and hopping in after an amazing shower with your legs freshly shaven. You know what, Kat? I feel like that is our one privilege as a woman.

Right. To experience that because it is just euphoric. Yeah. Sometimes I've actually had exes I've been like, shave your legs and just give it a go. You've got no idea. I feel like every man should experience it at some point. Yeah, don't you?

They really should. Maybe we should just shave their legs in their sleep. There's a thought. Thanks, Kat. We appreciate you calling through. Bec, what does it for you, the unconventional thing that gets your motor running? Well, mine's a bit of a two-parter. The first bit is that when you've eaten a full meal and then you just think,

oh, God, what have I done? And you have to undo the top button. Yes. Oh, yeah. Good time. But then also on the days that you've eaten too much or you're just having a fat day, I have a spare pair of the same pants and a different size.

Oh, my God. It's genius. That's nice. I have, well, I've got like 14 pairs of the same pants. Of course. Because when you find something you like, you stick with it. The warehouse. Come on, the last two seconds.

And then ones in one size, ones in a size up. So when I have those days where I'm not feeling like being the smaller size, I can just go comfy. So, Bec, you like trick yourself into thinking, hey, it's all good. We're all good down here. I love that and I think I'll take that life hack on board. Thank you, Bec. Alright. There's a text coming through. There are a few texts. Someone said mullets. When they see a mullet, that's into that.

Mullets or bald men do it for me. There's a lot of people who are agreeing with that call of the clean sheets as well. Lots saying. And yeah, someone also said, for the record, Kim is right. You're not supposed to put a cotton bud in dry. Yeah, anything dry is not good. We have established that. Let's go to Haimona. Hi.

How's it going? Good, thank you. What does it for you? Tell us. I don't know whether it's as good as the last two, but I think waking up to your alarm on a public holiday and realising you don't have to get up. I feel like you have won the game here this afternoon.

It is a good feeling, isn't it? It's amazing. To be honest, you can have that feeling every day. You just choose not to go to work. It's true. That may have happened a couple of times. Well, you can set your alarm even earlier than you need to so you have the privilege of snoozing.

Smart. And you will experience it on Friday. So enjoy that, Hi Mona. I will do. Bree and Clint. Clint, it's time for Birthday Banger. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint. Clint, it's time for Birthday Banger. It's my birthday.

It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. Kim Crossman has voted this the best segment on our show. So we appreciate that. That's fine. It is well loved. And this is where we take your guys' birthdays and we figure out what was number one on your 16th and then we'll play the best one in full.

Let's kick it off with Maddie, who's doing her dad Phil's birthday banger. Hi, Maddie. Hi. How are you? I'm good. How are you? I'm good, thank you. What's your dad's birthday?

April 20th, 1979. All right. Your dad was 16 in 1995 on the 20th of April. And back in the mid-90s, this had a number one hit. The Real McCoy, Another Night. Do you remember that one, Maddie? No, but it sounds really good. How old are you, Maddie? Almost, but it sounds really good. How old are you, Maddie?

Almost 14. Oh, there you go. Well, add that one to your iPod or whatever the kids have got these days. Your iPod shuffle. Yeah, your iPod shuffle. Are they still cool, Maddie? I don't know. She doesn't know what we're talking about. You got a discman

handy? Walkman. Oh, yes. Walkman. All right. Let's go to Shannon next. Hi, Shannon. Hi. How are you, mate? I'm good.

How are you? I'm fantastic, Shannon. Let's do your birthday bang. And what's your birthday? 10th of May, 1990. All right. You were 16 in 2006 on the 10th of May. Back in 2006, this reached the top of the charts.

Does that make me crazy? Does that make me crazy? Does that make me crazy? I'm so blue. And a Niles Barkley, crazy. What do you think, Shannon? Oh, I'm not totally disappointed. It's a pretty good song.

Yeah. Good. That's how many people have reviewed me sometimes. That was me, actually. That was what I wrote in my review. I'm not totally disappointed. Well, you know, like, set the bar low, eh? Yeah.

Set the bar low and then you can never be disappointed in life. Undersell, overdeliver. Exactly. Shannon, not too bad, I think. Let's finish it off with you, Dan. Hi, Dan. G'day. How's things?

Good, mate. How are you? Pretty good. That's good. What's your birthday? 26th of June, 1979. Right. You were 16 in 1995 on the 26th of June.

And in the mid-90s, this also was number one. Montel Jordan. This is how we do it. What are your thoughts, Dan? Oh, I love it. My daughter loves it too. Yeah? How old's your daughter?

Good chat. I love that one. I love Real McCoy. And I like Niles Barkley. What are your thoughts, Kimberly Crosston? Oof. I felt like I got the most jazzed and excited about Maddie's one for her dad film. Did you?

Yeah. The real McCoy. What's your vote? You want Dan's on it. No, no, no, no, no. I'm vibing it. This is what I do where I try and work it out. Okay.

I do love that real McCoy song. It is a throwback back in the 90s. Maddie, never heard of the song, but that doesn't matter. I feel like I want to play the Real McCoy. Another night. Maddie, you can tell your dad when he gets back in the car that Big Phil has taken out Birthday Banger. Oh, thank you. Stoked.

The best day of her life. I'm going to dance. You dance. We'll be back right after The Real McCoy. Another night on Zed End. Woo! Like a vision of love that seems to be true. Another night, another dream, not always easy. In the night I dream of, it's so true. Just another night, Another vision of love

You feel joy, you feel pain Cause nothing will be the same Just another night It's all that it takes to understand The difference between love and faith So baby, I talk, talk I talk to you in the night in the dream of love so true. I talk, talk, I talk to you in the night in the dream of love so true.

In the night, in my dreams, I'm in love with you. Cause you talk to me like a lover's dream. I feel joy, I feel feel pain cause it's still the same when the night is gone I'll be alone another night another dream but always you it's like a vision of love

that seems to be true another night another dream but always you in the night I dream of her so true. Just another night, another dream, another vision of love with me I'm here to set you free, I am your lover, your lover Hey sister, let me cover your body with my love

It's with my lover, just another vision of love That seems to be true, we do all the things that only lovers do Vision of love, that seems to be true, we do all the things that only lovers do. A vision of love that seems to be too old. All the things that only lovers do. In the night, in my dreams, I'm in love with you. Cause you talk to me like lovers do. I feel joy, I feel pain, cause it's still the same. When the night is gone, I'll be your love.

Another night, another dream, but always you. The night is so long. I talk, talk, I talk to you in the night in the dream of love for true. I talk, talk, I talk to you in the night in the dream of love for true. In the night, in my dreams, I'm in love with you. Cause you talk to me like lovers do. I feel joy, I feel pain, cause it's still the same. When the night is gone, I'll be alone. There it is. I almost coughed up a lung. I feel like I just did a pump class with Tim Crossman. If anyone has done a jazz class back in the 90s, they would have danced to Real McCoy another night.

That was a good time. I'm actually puffed. Me too. I am no fitness, but it was very exciting. Brie and Clint. I feel like it's time we talked about maths on this show. And no, that's not an STD. It's the show Married at First Sight.

That'll be tomorrow. But yes, something I've learned about you, Brie, is that you have an unhealthy obsession i love it i love watching you know instead of worrying about your own problems why not watch a bunch of other strangers go through horrible things in our relationships that they didn't choose to be in sadistic i like it yeah no it's not all bad. Some relationships are going well for now. Yeah. But there was one particular thing that I watched.

This was last week on the show. And if you haven't been watching, it doesn't matter. You don't need to know who the people are or what's going on. But there's this one guy on the show, Bryce, who gets outed for pretty much saying to another girl in the experiment, I have a girlfriend on the outside um and his wife at the moment doesn't know about it but it all blows up in his face because uh girl code one of the other girls in the experiment hears about this rumor

and she decides to tell bry wife, Melissa, take a listen. I want to ask you something. This is probably nothing, but there's been like talk of people saying that Bryce has a girlfriend on the outside. And I don't know if that's come up between you two, but I wanted to kind of give you some like insight that like it might come up tonight. I'm very aware of what's being said. Oh, good. You go up tonight. Yeah, I'm very aware of what's being said. Oh, good.

You go, girl. Yeah. Because it takes a lot of courage to go up to someone and be like, hey, I've heard this or I've seen your partner doing something wrong. What I like about what she says is she does preface it as a rumour and like as an accusing because I think that's always difficult if you're just accusing someone without any facts. So I like how she presented it. But what about if you're in the situation have you ever been in the situation where you've seen one of your friends partners doing the wrong thing and you're

in this position of do I tell my friend I've actually been on the receiving end. So I've had someone who I was dating's sister be like, my brother is a naughty minx. The sister dug your own brother in? Yeah. And what went down? What happened? Did you believe the sister? Was there a fight?

We were at like a medieval festival all in full garb. Yeah, there was a confrontation. There was tears. And then I took the phone and got confirmation. Wow. Yeah. Drama, drama, drama. Super drama.

But appreciate the heads up. So you think it's a good idea that if you know as fact you've seen it happening that you should tell your friend or your sister or whoever it is? Yeah, I think so. I think so. And if it is rum Yeah, I think so. I think so. And if it is rumour, like always present it as rumour. So you give people the opportunity to defend themselves. So you don't say this is 100% spot on.

I heard it from Jo whose hairdresser's mum's cousin told me. Yeah. Yeah, right. Yeah. Gotcha. I see what you're saying. I want to know from people who listen to this show, have you been the person who's had to break the news

to one of your friends that their partner was cheating? Or maybe you were on the receiving end and who told you? Who gave you the details? What eventuated after the fact? It's all so yucky, isn't it? It's not great, but I love hearing about it. Call us now, 0800-DIALS-AT-M, or you can text us on 9696. Bree and Clint.

We're discussing, have you been in the situation where you've had to tell a friend that their partner was cheating? Because it's went down on maths in the last week, and one of the other brides had to break the news of this rumour about her husband. Take a listen. I want to ask you something. This is probably nothing, but there's been, like, talk of people saying that Bryce has a girlfriend on the outside. And I don't know if that's come up between you two,

but I wanted to kind of give you some, like, insight that, like, it might come up tonight. Yeah, I'm very aware of what's being said. The worst part was is she was like, I believe my husband. And I was like, your husband's a tool. Yeah. We're asking you this afternoon though on 0800 dial ZM. I'm just saying it like it is.

Lisa, has this happened to you before? Yes, unfortunately it has happened to me at least twice. At least twice. Have you been the person that's had to break it to someone or one of your friends has had to tell you? So unfortunately both times I've had to have two separate co-workers tell me of an ex that they'd seen holding hands with them once in town and once at the warehouse

with obviously someone that wasn't me. So yeah, I mean, it's pretty terrible, but you should always tell. I'm really happy that they told me. Yeah. Do you feel like you believed them straight away, like when they told you this stuff? A hundred percent, because I did have some doubts and that straight away told me that, yeah, he was just a big liar. He just had really good stories.

You're better off, Lisa, especially to do it at the warehouse. How dare he? PDA at the warehouse. Classy man. And the awful thing was the young girl from our video store, so I couldn't go to the video store anymore. See, that's just selfish of him.

I know, right? But never mind. Life is good now and just listen out for red flags, ladies. Yeah, I agree, Lisa. Thanks for calling through. We've got Holly on the line. Hello, Holly. Hi, how are you going? Good, thanks. Have you been the one who's had to break it to

a friend or someone's had to tell you? No, I had to break it to someone. I was sitting at the beach one day just chilling out and I saw a friend of mine's partner making out with another dude and I knew it was 100% her because we were quite close at the time and I told him and I'd even described what she was wearing and he didn't believe me. So I went to the extent to create a fake profile and tell him that I worked with

this dude and that he said he was hooking up with his missus and he still didn't believe me and they're still together. Oh my god, Holly! You tried to even go as far as making a fake profile! He needed to know but he didn't believe it even with the date, time and clothing and he still didn't want to believe it Some people don't want to believe You know, some people are happy to Be like, oh it's probably going on

But I don't care Well you did your best Holly, you tried I got a couple of Texts here as well Someone said, I found out my fiancé was cheating on me From one of the other girls herself. She found out that she wasn't the only other girl and obviously she felt hard done

by it, so messaged me. Turns out there were six other girls. Six? So they're not engaged anymore. She said she dodged a bullet. You definitely did. You dodged a couple of bullets. Yeah. How does a guy have time to date seven women? Like, they must be the most easygoing women.

Checks, yeah. Like, ever. He never texts back. It's crazy. It's crazy. I love it. Let's finish it up with Anonymous. Hello, Anonymous.

Hi. Anonymous, tell us. Was it you that had to break the silence? No, I was on the receiving end of this. Okay. And who was it that told you? A stranger, funnily enough. So, yeah, so I had commented on a post on Facebook about marriage.

I can't remember exactly what the post was about, but I had commented on it and I had referred to my own marriage. And I was on my way out the door, dropping my kids at school, and just dropped them off I checked it because I got the notification someone had replied to my comment and I jump on and this person that I had never heard of was like funny that because your husband's actually seeing someone I know and I'm like I'm gonna message you in private yeah yeah on this random like post that I commented on so we ended up going through messenger

like just to keep it private and she gave me some details but she wouldn't tell me who this other person was or how they had met so I went straight home because he wasn't working and he was in bed and I just went home and I said to him tell me what's going on

like you know I've got this message saying that you've been cheating. He denied, of course, you know, as they do. And then he... I'm intrigued by this story. What's going to happen? I don't know. He got up. He started to pack his things, which indicated to me that, obviously,

he had been caught, you know. That was the guilt. And then I actually, I thought, he uses the same password for absolutely everything because we're quite open about, you know, social media and whatnot. And so I downloaded a couple of dating apps that I knew he was on before I met him. And I was like, I wonder if this password will work for them. One of them, I won't say which app, but one of them actually logged in and he had been messaging multiple females for quite some time. So there was my proof anyway. And

I ended up picking him out that day and he hasn't been back since. Good for you girl. I thought you were going to turn around and say the woman that commented on the post, it was actually her that was dating him. Well, yeah, for all I know, it could have been, you know, because she wouldn't tell me who the other person was. Also, I love these empowered women who turn into, like, private investigators, CSI. They're like, okay, so. Yeah, good for you.

I love it. You go, girl. And did you mess with his dating profile while you were there? Oh, heck, yeah, I did. I ended up changing it to his preference being male. And then I changed his bio how he loves to cheat on his wife, even though he's got three kids with her and, you know. Great.

It was so funny. He got so many matches with guys and he had to, like, message them. Like, it was pretty childish of me, I admit. Right, Anonymous, what I've taken from this is everyone listening, don't mess with a lady. Brie and Clint. Clint away all this week. He's had his second baby.

Big congrats to him and his wife, Lucy. Kim Crossman's been filling in, Ben. Yep. And one thing you and I and producer Anastasia felt like Kim should know when she joined the show this week is that we are the leading show for maritime and aviation-based news. And what a week it's been. What a week it has been in maritime news.

One of the biggest weeks of the year, I'd say. And it's unusual for us not to address it. Exactly. But there's been a reason. Yeah, there has been a reason. And we wanted to wait because there's a reason why Kim Crossman isn't in the studio right now. And this is big.

We've convinced Ross Boss to pay for this. We've actually sent her over to Suez Canal where obviously the stuff with the giant freight ship Evergreen is happening. The thing with our show is we get exclusives like this because of our title. We do. And we don't really know what's going on. No, we have no idea.

So we're going to base whether or not Kim Crossman stays on the show with how well she can deliver this live cross about the Evergreen freight ship. Let's cross live now to Kimberlyberley Crossman, who's on the ground. It sounds quite stormy. Kim, are you there? Hi, Bree. Can you hear me?

Yes, I can. What's going on down there? What's happening on the ground? Thanks, Bree. Yeah, no, you're right. So I'm here with the Evergiven, and you can probably hear the Ever Given behind me. The Evergreen?

Yep, here with the Evergreen down at Suides Canal. And look, I spoke to a spokesperson from the boat, and they said that in a news report, someone said they had a bulbous bowel, and that was obviously the Ever Given was offended by that, so it just basically just said not going any further. So that was a huge controversy here. Right.

Yeah. Is that the ship horn there in the background, Kim? No, that's actually, and what's behind me, you can't see it, but behind me, just a huge parade of tugboats. So I think they're going to go down the canal, hit reverse, go back and do another lap because it's a beautiful sight here. I'm telling you. It's a parade of sorts.

Are the animals okay, Kim, on the Evergreen? Because we have heard they have been stuck on the ship for a couple of days. Yeah, that was a bit of fake news. The animals were actually, they were just getting sloshed. There was a digger involved. The digger had a bit of fake news. The animals were actually, they were just getting sloshed. There was, you know, there was a digger involved. The digger had, yeah, a bunch of rum. It was great. They were having a really good time, actually.

Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum. That's what they said. So, yeah, everything's fine here, mate. There was one little digger, and that was the hero at the end of the day. He said, I'll do it, I'll do it. And, you know, everyone was like, no, you can't, Barry. And then he did. So that's why you can see them now.

The tugboats are coming. Huge day here. Huge day. Amazing news. There she is, Kim Crossman, our live reporter at the Suez Canal on the evergreen or ever given, as Kim Crossman likes to call it. She's out. She's out of the canal, and it's all good.

I feel like that was a pretty accurate report. Thank you, Kim. Thank you. Thanks for having me, guys. Can I come back now, or I'll just stay here? No, you probably stay there, I think. Okay. Cool, cool, cool.

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