ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 30th March 2023

Episode Date: March 30, 2023

Bree's real estate debut Calling out the liars Did you take a break and get back together? The 4 year anniversary of an historic Bree & Clint moment See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network Hi everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast where we are warming up tomorrow to Fridayoke where we're going to sing Lizzo. Lizzo! Why did none of these songs start with the good bit? Hang on. No, why does none of them go, anyway? No. Anyway! Yeah. There it is is not this lizzo song though here's a question what's everyone's favorite lizzo song right now

probably this one still really yeah yeah you like that special one with scissor um nah i gotta take this off before our podcast gets deleted Oh yeah true My favourite song of Lizzo's for a while Is off her latest album And it samples It samples an older song What a true Lizzo fan

Picking an album track Well I think it shouldn't be an album track I think it actually should Be on a single, I think. Okay. What's it called? I'll see if we've got it. Hold on. I always forget the name of it.

Break Up Twice. It won't be in there, surely. That's niche. Nah, Bolt, not in there. Have you heard on the new album? Have you heard Tyo Cruz, Break Your Heart? This is my favourite Lizzo song. Let me play you some.

This will be good. Plug it in at least. It's hot, so she's camping. Oh, banger. Watch out. That song. better watch out that song that's a sample of I'm pretty sure it's a Lauren Hill

song yeah such a good song yeah if you're a true Lizzo fan she references it she doesn't sample it

reference it yeah to sample it she'd take a piece of the audio and put that into her song so she'd grab a bit of the Lauren Hill put that into her song. So she'd grab a bit of the Lauryn Hill one.

It's the same melody. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. But she'd have to take the actual music and put it into something. Like Ice Ice Baby did with Another One Bites the Dust. Correct. Yeah, that's a sample. Seriously?

Yeah. Yeah. Did you not know that? No. So Clint, play Another One Bites the Dust start and then Ice Ice Baby start. You have a listen, Ella. Wait, does Ella know who either of these artists are?

Oh, be quiet. She's so over that. What's the Queen song again? Another One Bites the Dust. It'll blow your mind. I've done a parody song to Ice Ice Baby. Oh, my God. And now bring that down.

No, you've got the wrong one. I reckon you've got the wrong one. I don't think I do. Do you? No, this is definitely right. This beat is my recital to rock around. Do you mean that one? No.

Nah. Yeah, this one. Yeah. No, it's under No. Nah. Yeah, this one. Yeah. It's Under Pressure. No, it's Under Pressure. Yeah. Under Pressure. Nice, nice, baby. Whoa.

Is this? It's the exact same because it's a sample. It's a different song. It's the same as... Okay. Is it Hung Up, Madonna, Samples and Abba song? Yep. Yep.

Samples, what Abba song? Man After Midnight? No. No. Gimme, Gimme, Gimme? It's Gimme, Gimme, Gimme. Same song. Love it.

Is it? Well, Gimme, Gimme, Gimme. Oh, yeah, Man After Midnight. Yeah, yeah. Time goes by. Whoa. So slowly. Sing yeah. Time goes by. Whoa. So slowly. Time goes by.

So slowly. Deleted. Deleted. Yeah. So slowly. Deleted. I want to go out now. This podcast. This podcast is going to get deleted now. This podcast.

Can't find the other one. This podcast is going to get deleted by the other companies. Pull it down. We're putting in so much work to the podcast. Give me, give me a minute. Oh, we're live in the mix. DJ Clint. Uh-uh-uh.

Anyway, you get it. Love it. Thank you, guys. Let it drop. Three, two, one. Shake the top off. Okay, that's enough. That's enough.

Too much. Guys, do you want to hear the parody one for Ice Ice Baby I did? Do you need a beat? Yeah. No, I don't need a beat. Ready? Yeah. No, I don't need a beat. Ready? Doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom. Doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom. Doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom.

Go. Doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom. We love Jesus. We love Jesus. Philippians 4.13. I can do it with a verse that strengthens me. The Bible and a sick ass verse. Jesus.

Is that real? I did it at my church's talent show. Wow. I'm proud of it. That's amazing. We love Jesus. I'm not going to be able to hear that song anymore without going. What's your favorite church song?

All right, stop. You're going to hell. All the homos straight to hell. No. All right, stop. You're going to hell. All the homos straight to hell. All right, stop. And remember these verses. Christ is back and he's got some virtues. I wish there was a video of it because, yeah, it was iconic. Do you wish there was a video of it, though?

Yeah. Do you? That was a highlight. That was pretty cool. You peaked so early. Yeah, where do you go to from there? I've never seen your faces drop so quickly. Oh my God.

Literally. That was cool. That was really cool. You should, we should get you in the booth to record that. As someone who got quite far into the church community,

is it like really bad if someone says like,, oh, my God? Hmm. Nah. What about Jesus fucking Christ? Oh, yeah, no, my mum goes, oh, every time. What about Jesus titty fucking Christ? Yeah, not good either.

Your mum wouldn't like it? No, she'll go, oh. Oh, stop it. The mum scoff. My dad. What about Christ on a bike? No, that one's not good. Oh, everyone's... Why? What's wrong with about Christ on a bike? No, that one's not good. Oh, everyone's...

Why? What's wrong with Christ being on a bike? It's still his name. Yeah. Using it in vain still. Yeah, but what if he actually was on a bike? Then that would be okay. What if there was a man riding down the street?

I saw the return of Christ. He was riding down the street and he had a beard and he had a gown on. You go, Christ on a bike. Yep, all good. Christ on an e-bike. Everyone would say um flop or flip what the flop man what the flop yeah what the flock that's not as fun all right stop oh that's so fun holy shit what about that one no that's fine i like that yeah yeah what was your favorite um church song at church um jesus got heaps of lambs jesus got

heaps of lambs they were white as snow and everywhere what about do you know this catholic In the highest, Hosanna. In the highest, Hosanna. Hosanna on high. You know, every time I go to church, my dad forces me to sing. Oh, no. And I sound terrible. Why is he punishing himself like that? I know. I just, yeah.

What about Lord of the Dance? Did you have that one? What's that one? Dance now, wherever ye may be. No. I am about Lord of the Dance? Did you have that one? What's that one? Dance now, wherever ye may be. No. I am the Lord of the dance, said he. I've heard it. And I'll lead you all, wherever you may be.

I will lead you all in the dance, said he. Nice. Yeah. It's about a dancing Jesus who goes around collecting disciples. What, like Pokemon? Yeah, I think so, yeah. Catches them all. And I always pictured him dancing in sandals.

Even at high school when I was a singer, I always pictured him dancing in sandals. He would, though. Big sandals. Yeah. He definitely would. Do you think Jesus would be Nike or Adidas? Oh, shit, that's actually not a bad question. Adidas.

If Jesus was alive now, what kind of sneakers would he wear? Converse, actually. Converse. Sorry. Oh, my God. This is he wear? Converse, actually. Converse. Converse. Oh, my God. This is the easiest answer in the whole world. He would wear Birkenstocks.

No, I said sneakers. I knew Birkenstocks was an option. Birkenstocks would be the classic. Jesus is alive now. He balls. And so what sneakers does he wear? I reckon he'd be a Nike Air Force One type of guy. I reckon Nike's for those chunky

red ones. I like Yeezys. That was quite good. Yeezys for Jesus. He can't wear Yeezys though because he's Jewish. I am a C. I am a C-H. Anyone know that one? Yes.

I know the other one. I'm a C. I am a C-H. Anyone know that one? Yes. I know the other one. I'm a C. I'm a C-U. I'm a C-U-N-T. Do you want to talk to us, everybody? See you, bye. Hi, hi, hi. Hi, everybody. Sit in, Brie and Clint. And I'll see you. Hi everybody. Welcome to the Brie and Clint show for your Thirsty Thursday. Clint, let me see you shake it.

Yeah, nice. That's what we're talking about. That was creepy for me. Yeah. Alright, you shake it now. It's very visual but but... Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's a good bit of jelly moving around there. That's what you want.

You want to have something to shake, don't you? Is that not what women like to hear? No, I don't really... I don't want to be described as jelly after I've just... Claudia's got her hands over her mouth. I feel like I've said the wrong thing. ...shaked my body. All right, do it again.

Do it again. No, I feel... Do it again. Do it again. I feel a bit sad now. This was your idea. Okay, let's not forget that this was your idea. When this audio gets sent to HR, Claudia,

make sure you don't cut off the bit at the start where Bree asked me to shake it first. Shake it! Sorry, need to get that out, okay? No more shaking on the show today. No more shaking. We will have $500 cash on the show today and some cookie time cookie sandwiches up for grabs at 4 o'clock.

This has been such an easy but fun game to play this week. A really good one and a great way to get into the minds of humans as to what is the most common words you associate with other words. Today's word, jelly. Me. Breeze, body. Me, positive connotations. When I hear jelly, I think good things.

Breeze, arms. See, now I've got a complex about it. Wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, jelly on a plate. Let me see you shake it. Four o'clock, we're going to give away that $500 cash. But would you like to be today's Tradiverse Lady Champion? Because you can in the games at Deadlock. We are all tied up at 26 games each.

Yep, tied up again. If you want to play, you've got to call now 0800-DIAL-ZM. We'll go head-to-head next. Here's Morgan Wallen on ZM. He likes to shake it. He does. E-how. Bree and Clint.

Time for Tradie vs. Lady. Bree and Clint. Tradie vs. Lady. As Clint said earlier, we're all tied up for this year's season of Tradie vs. Lady. 26 wins apiece. Let's go to our lady first. She's calling in from Morrinsville. She's 45 years old, and her last name is like a Smurf's name.

Welcome to the show, Sue. G'day, Sue. What's your last name? Murfett. Murfett? Murfett. Yep, so like a Smurf. Smurfett.

Smurfett. Smurfett. Oh, Smurfett. I like that, Sue. That's good. Allurf it. Smurf it. Oh, smurf it. I like that, Sue. That's good. All right, Sue Smurf it. You're taking on our tradie today. He's calling in from the Hawke's Bay.

He's 18, and he works with Sausage Boy, a long-time loser of the tradie versus lady game. Welcome to the show, Jase. G'day, Jase. Now, look, I don't want to put any pressure on you, but I believe all the boys in your work cohort have lost a game of tradie versus lady.

Are you going to turn it around? Yeah, well hopefully. I believe you too. Give it a red hot crack Jase. Jase, your buzzer is tradie. Sue, your buzzer is lady. First one of you to get three correct answers is walking away with $50 cash from KFC.

So good luck to both of you. All right, here we go, guys. Question number one. Which country did Nelson Mandela become president of? Lady. Yes, Sue. Oh. Come on, Sue.

Go with your gut, Sue. Come on, Sue. Make the Mor gut, Sue. Come on, Sue. Make the Morrinsville High School system proud. Yeah, we'll buzz Sue out. Get in there, Jase. Jase. Yeah. Well done.

It is South Africa. Nice work. He's on the board. Question number two. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Yes, Jase. Well done. It is.

He's off and he's running. Question number three. He's got the sausage between his teeth and he is not looking back. He is down the road. You need this one, Sue, to stop him. Question number three. What country is wider than the moon? Yes, Jase, for the win. country is wider than the moon? Treaty.

Yes, Jase, for the win. What is... Russia. Good, good guess, but no. Sue, you want to guess? Lady. Australia. She's on the money with that one.

Well done. You're in there. You're in the game, Sue. You're in this now, Sue. Here we go. Question number four. Out of these artists, which one has won the most Grammys? Adele, Beyonce or Lady Gaga?

Shady. Yes, Sue. Lady. Beyonce. Well done. Nice, Sue. We're all tied up. What a comeback.

Here we go. Jase, are you nervous? You had it in the bag. That's all right. Yeah. Jase, you can't lose it here, but Sue is on a roll. Here we go. This is for the bag. Yeah. Jase, you can't lose it here, but Sue is on a roll. Here we go. This is for the win.

How long would it take a snail to crawl 1.5 kilometres? The closest answer, we'll get an answer from both of you, and the closest answer wins. So take your time. Sue, what do you think? How many hours?

I'm looking for hours. How many hours? Yeah. 10.6. 10.6 hours. Okay, Jase, How many hours? I'm looking for hours. How many hours? 10.6. 10.6 hours? Okay, Jase, how many hours? 48 hours. 48 hours? 48 hours.

The answer. I did say the closest answer will take out this game. The answer is 220 hours. Jase has taken it out. He's broken the drought. Jase and the Sausage Boy crew, congratulations on your first tradie versus lady victory. Thank you.

I think you need a raise after that one, Jase. Yeah, me too. There, I'll be through there with me. Brie and Clint. Clint, I've been so busy since this time yesterday. Run off my feet with inquiries. Oh, this is your property empire. Yeah, I think I'm about to become a real estate mogul because I launched a new career yesterday off the back of this woman named Claire who

lives in the UK. She's a real estate agent and she does singing advertisements for her listings. There is so much you can do. The never-ending property. She's genius. I want to see Chrishell doing this on Selling Sunset. I think it's going to take off. I want to see Paula Bennett doing it on Selling Sunset. I think it's going to take off. I want to see Paula Bennett doing it for Barfoot and whatever she works for.

But I could put my head up and say I'm going to be one of the first because yesterday I launched my marketing campaign for a real listing here in New Zealand in Blenheim Central for Barrett Street. It sounded like this. You could have the heat pump on. It's included. Enough to heat three beds in one bus. Cozy.

High ceilings out for Barrett Street. Let them have a look. Let them have a look. Unsolicited, we might add. Yeah. The owners of the property, nor the listing agent, have any idea that you've decided to go rogue and market this property? No, they do not.

But I thought this afternoon on the show, we can call the real estate agent looking after this listing for Barrett Street. Michael Ria is his name. We really want to know if inquiries have peaked in the last 20 days. Has it worked? Yeah, that's the main question.

We've actually managed to get hold of Michael, the agent for the listing. Yes, I'm very excited to talk to Michael. I think he's going to be very excited to talk to me too. Hello, Michael. John and Bree, how are you? Good, thank you. Is this Blenheim's number one real estate agent, Michael?

As rated by real buyers and sellers. Yeah, absolutely. Yes, we've read the bio. We know what you're capable of, Michael, and turns out you didn't need my help at all. But have you heard what we have put together here at ZM for one of your listings? I have not.

I have not heard at all. And I don't know whether to be excited or concerned. Well, look, this creative piece of unsolicited marketing has been in market for 24 hours now. Really surprised that your phone hasn't been ringing off the hook, Michael. Yeah. Well, it always is. This is the thing.

Amazing. Well, I'm sure it's gone to the next level. Look, Michael, my idea was is that there's this woman over in the UK, a real estate agent, who has been doing singing advertisements for her listings. And I thought I saw a gap in the property market here in New Zealand and I randomly picked a listing and it turned out to be one of yours for Barrett Street, Blenheim Central.

You aware of it? Yeah, yep. No, well, are you going to sing for me, Bree? Well, look, I've put it together. It's professionally done. Are you ready to hear your singing advertisement for the listing for Barrett Street. Here we go.

You could have the heat pump on. It's included. Enough to heat three beds in one bath. High ceilings out for Barrett Street. Let them have a look. Let them have a look. Stunning wooden floors, easy for sweeping chores. It's had a renovation

New handles on the doors Ooh, you gotta, gotta, gotta Come through, through If you've got two cars There's a double garage Call up your mortgage broker Get that deposit charge Ooh, you gotta, gotta, gotta

Come through, through. Oh, there it is, Michael. Put an offer on it today. Oh, Brie, you absolutely slayed that. Well done. You may have missed a call in here. Mate, I was going to ask you, should I get my real estate license?

Without a doubt, without a doubt. Good looks, great singing, all the personality. You've got it going on. Look, I don't mean to be the guy who talks dollars in what has been a very fun conversation, but how much commission do you believe Bree's entitled to for Barrett Street now, should the property sell?

Well, I think she missed tone about 14 times on that song, so there'll be a slight reduction to that, surely. Otherwise, I'm convinced I'm sold on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Amazing, Michael. Put the hammer down. Four Barrett Street is going to be sold this weekend. You are welcome for the free marketing and keep doing what you're doing. Oh, you guys are awesome.

Good stuff. What a legend. Brie and Clint. Clint, I don't know if you're aware of this, but it's a big anniversary day for our show, The Brie and Clint Show. Of course I'm aware of it. Oh, amazing. You tell everyone, tell the audience and the listeners what day it is.

Happy birthday, Brie. Happy birthday to you. Is it? No. No, my birthday was a couple of months ago. It's in January. Yeah, it's in January. Your birthday was last month, so it's No. No. My birthday was a couple of months ago. It's in January. Yeah, it's in January. Your birthday was last month, so it's not your birthday.

Any other big moments that have occurred maybe on this day? Was it three years since I ate cat food? No. Well, see, now you're getting more on the right track. It was exactly four years ago today, on this day, that one of the most incredible moments we've ever had happen on the show went down. Do you know? Chilling Tatum. That was a big moment, but no, it's not.

Shit. What else have we done? You're close. Probably, I would say, in my top three favourite moments from the Brian Clint show ever. As the four-year anniversary of the Hot Mess Express. Another great one, but no. That's the band, that's the DJ duo that Brian and I created. What that was, that's in my top, for sure. Is it four years since you bought the Venute?

I think it could be, but no. But that's not a shot. That's not it either. Clinton Roberts. Okay. It has been four years to the day that this moment occurred on our show where my mum sang Ariana Grande, Seven Rings. Stop watching.

My neck is flossing. Make big deposits. My gloss is popping. You like my hair? Gee, thanks. Just bought it. I see it like it. I want it.

I got it. I want it. I got it. I want it. I got it. Absolutely iconic. Iconic. She joins us on the phone right now.

Mama Di, welcome to the show. Happy anniversary, Mama Di. Happy anniversary. Oh, look, I don't want to be. Please. Truly, Mum. I was racking my brain for what it was. Yeah.

I thought, oh, maybe Ross Ross, you know, with Whitney Houston's song. Oh, that's another great moment when you tried to stop us from playing Whitney Houston. No, it's all about you. Truly one of the greatest moments to ever happen on the Brian Clint Show, and it's four years to the day today. That's one of the greatest moments, Brianna. I'd hate to see what, you know, tops that. But goodness, it's all uphill from there.

Our greatest hits is going to be an interesting album, put it that way. You don't need to see the shit moments if that's the best moments. Where's your singing career taken you since you hit the big time on our show singing Ariana Grande? It's been really good because people have hired me

to clear rooms. Oh, good. Good to hear. You do closing time at the local establishment. Exactly. Hey, Mum, I thought before you go, the last thing we want to ask, four years on from singing that song, have you learned how to pronounce her name?

Give her a drum roll. When you're ready, who sings that song? Arianda Grundy. It's perfect. Couldn't have been better. Nothing's changed. My neck is flossing. Make me deposit. My heart's taking off. Bye mum. Love you.

Arianda Grundy. I want it. I've got it. Bree and Clint. Some sad news from the Backstreet Boys camp. Oh, wait, should I have played a sad Backstreet Boys song? No, I think this is appropriate. Yeah. It's fine.

AJ McLean, one of the singers from the Backstreet Boys, announced this week that he's separating from his wife, Rochelle, after 18 years together. God, I honestly thought you were going to say he was dead. No, no, he's fine. Just the way you started it and the way that all the news is now, it's like, oh, no, not one of the Backstreet Boys. No, no, no, he's fine.

He recently appeared on RuPaul's Celebrity Drag Race. Did he? Yeah. So it's where celebrities go on and they dress them up in drag and you don't know who they are. And eventually, like, it's kind of like The Masked Singer, but in drag. It's amazing.

He was so incredible on it. AJ had the chin strap beard, didn't he? He had the full, yeah, the chin strap beard and he wore those, like, you know, 90s, 2000s sunglasses all the time. Yeah. Yeah. How did he go in drag? Look, he wasn't the prettiest woman.

Did he keep the beard? No, he didn't keep the beard. Yeah. But damn, he could dance. Yeah, true. He was so good. True. And sing.

Really good lip syncer. Yeah. And really good dancer. He actually was fantastic on it. Couldn't save his marriage, though. No. Well, the interesting part about this story is that they've spoken out about it and they said, look, at the moment we are separating,

but we're not getting a divorce. Okay. We're separating to go work on ourselves and then we're going to come back together eventually. Right. That's their plan. Which is different again to a trial separation, isn't it? Because a trial separation is separating with a goal to permanently separate.

I always find a trial separation a weird thing. But this is a separation with a plan to get back together better, stronger. Yes. After you've hooked up with a few people. Had a bit of fun and then you come back and you go, oh, I miss this. I've had my fun and now we can be together forever. Do we know how long he's been with her?

Like was he with the same partner while the Backstreet Boys were backstreeting around? They've been together for 18 years. Oh, yeah. So they've been together for a long time. They've got two daughters together. Mm-hmm. And I think it's quite an interesting take on it, isn't it?

Mm-hmm. They said, look, separation is hard. Please respect our privacy in this time, but we're trying to build a stronger future for ourselves and our family. Oh, well, good for them. If it works, it works. I mean, maybe they will have this separation. They'll never get back together because that's something that could happen as well.

Yeah. It's a bit Meghan Markle and Harry to go. Respect our privacy. Here's an in-depth statement about what we're doing in our relationship, but respect our privacy. And now we're going to launch a full 28 episode podcast delving into everything you want to know but respect our privacy but also respect but please but please give us space i i quite like this take on it they obviously um love each other and i mean if it works out great and if it doesn't

it doesn't but quite an interesting um approach isn't it i friend, well, I still have a friend, she's still my friend, who, when her and her high school sweetheart, they're just one of those couples that knew they were going to get married. They knew that they were meant to be together. But they've been together from when they were too early. But they were together from high school. When they were too young, yeah. And when they turned 18 and

they finished high school, she was going overseas. Rumspringer! Totally. And he was going to study something somewhere. So they separated for two years. I think there was like a finite date on it. That's a long time. Yeah, it was a decent amount of time. Especially when you're that young.

Yeah, with no rules. No rules. Yep. If you read between the lines, no rules. And they knew after two years they were going to get back together. And they did. And they're married and they've got kids and they've got a family and they're happy as.

Imagine if at the end of the two years one of them calls the other one up and they say, look, I know we were meant to meet at this time in this place. Yeah. Can we have another year? You know, I'm just, I'm not quite ready. But in another year. I got tickets to Rhythm and Vines. Could I get another six weeks?

Can we push it another six weeks? Love you, love you, miss you. Is that all good with you? Got a couple more things to tick off. I thought we could ask this afternoon, did you take a break and then get back together? Yeah. And maybe that wasn't the plan.

Yeah. And a lot of the time it isn't the plan. But I even love even more the stories because this does happen where people get married and they get a divorce and then they eventually get back together and they get married again. Yeah, I love that. Or people who are like, we need to take a break. So you take a break and then you get back together and it's worse.

Yep. It didn't work out. Oh, 800-DIAL-ZN M Or you can text us on 9696 Do you Did it happen to you Or do you know someone That took a break And eventually

They came back together He was here two weeks ago In Auckland Was he? Yeah Backstreet Boys played at Spark Arena Of course they did yeah He could well have

Pashed A New Zealander I do have an announcement to make. It wasn't me. We're asking you, which I find this so interesting, did you take a break

and maybe it wasn't technically a break, maybe you broke up and then later on in life you reconnected. I'm so fascinated in a planned break though. Like I'm so fascinated in a planned break, though. Like, I'm so fascinated if somebody has done, like, almost exactly what AJ from the Backstreet Boys has done. And did it work.

Does it work? Madison's here. Hi, Madison. Hi, Madison. Hi. Was this you and your relationship, Madison? Yeah, we had, so we were together from when we were 15 to when we were 18. Okay.

And then we separated for four months, went through a bit of a party phase, as you do leaving school. Yeah. And then we decided, no, we still really like each other, and then we got back together, and now we've been married for three years. Wow. And do you reckon part of your success is that little break that you guys had?

Yeah, we definitely count it as being one of the things that's helped us have such a good relationship now. Madison. Because you just realise how good the person was. Yeah. Do you ever wish that you could have another four-month break? Sometimes on those annoying days. Oh, yeah, Madison.

Otherwise, it's really good. I'm sure everyone in a marriage would go through days where you'd be like, oh, damn, I wish I could have a break. You've got to put a PowerPoint presentation together which has photos of you two, both of you, from your four-month break. And you're like, look, how happy we were. Should we do it again?

Shall we do it again? Let me float this idea. Let's talk to Sarah. Kia ora, Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. This story is incredible, Sarah.

This is about your grandparents, right? Yeah, yeah, it is. So, yeah, so they were married for 20-something years. They had three children. And then they separated for 30-something years. Whoa, okay. And then they both got remarried to other people and then they divorced those people and then they got back together. 30 years later, they've gotten back together.

How old are they when they've gotten back together, Sarah? In their 70s. And they got remarried. I walked her down the aisle. That is so cute. I can't get over how cute it is. And they got remarried. I walked her down the aisle. That is so cute. I can't get over how cute it is. And now they're still together? Oh, they're both dead now.

Oh, sorry to hear that. Oh, buzzkill, Sarah. They were together when they passed. Oh. Yeah. That's such a cute story. All you need for a marriage to last is a 30-year break. That's all it takes.

And marrying someone else. Yeah. And then divorcing that person. It works for them. I love that. That's a beautiful story. Christy's here. Hi, Christy.

Hi, Christy. Hi. Tell us, Christy, was it you in your relationship that you had a break? Yeah, I was the one that was the runner. What, you boosted? You took off? I was the one that was the runner. What, you boosted? You took off? I was the one that kept learning. So give us the details, Christy.

Like how long were you together? How long did you have a break? Did you get back together? What's the go? Well, we've been together on and off for 13 years. We've got a nearly 12-year-old together. And we just always came back together every time one of us was single

or both of us were single we just always came back and left and came back and left and now we're getting married next year This sounds like an on and off again relationship to me Christy It was, it was definitely. Are you going to keep doing runners once you're married?

No, no, no. Honest, honest? Tell us honestly, Christy. Have you hung up the running shoes, Christy? I even got his initials tattooed underneath my ring finger. Oh, it's forever now. You're locked in. And he's put an Apple ear tag on you. Yeah.

Bless Christy, you meet another guy with the same initials. No, no. No, no, no, no. Of course not. Of course not. Of course not. Of course not.

We joke, but that is an option. Oh, well, there you go, guys. Maybe you should do what? AJ from the backstreet. Is that what we're saying? We're saying have a break from your partner? I think it can be healthy. All right.

Make sure the rules are laid out, though, because you don't want to end up like Ross and Rachel. All right, perfect. We will call your partner after the break and request your leave. I already did. I text them. And Clint. Bree and Clint.

Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, who is the big pop star that is currently five weeks sober? My girl, my friend, Katy Perry. She has confessed it's been five weeks since she's had a drink and she's going to do at least three months. And the reason is that her husband... Are they married? Yeah, I think they're married, yeah.

I've just gone blank, I don't know. Baby daddy at least, yeah. You work with her. I know, I've just gone blank. I'm like, so they were a ring? Yeah, so he is gone sober, has gone sober for an hour and yeah, and she's doing it as well.

He actually also confessed that recently that before they'd met and started dating, he'd been celibate for six months. And so he goes on these periods where he just kind of like doesn't, you know. Celibate or a dry patch, Dean? Orlando Bloom? Yeah, I feel like if it's Orlando Bloom, it's by choice. Some call it celibate. I would call that a dry patch.

Katy Perry, hell of a way to break your celibacy, you know? Oh, yeah. Worth it. Why is she doing it, Dean? Does she have a problem with alcohol? Does she have a F45 challenge that she's doing? Why is she... 12-week challenge.

Yeah, good question. No, she doesn't have any type of negative problem with it, to my knowledge, but she actually has released her first non-alcoholic drink. It's like a non-alcoholic wine. Yeah. Yeah. Immediately.

Okay. Oh, that makes sense. That makes sense. It's funny because the night of the iHeart Awards was this event in New York, which I was supposed to go to, and they were like, surprise, we've got you flights and everything. We're flying you to New York to this thing for Katie. And I was like, I've got iHeart. was this event in New York, which I was supposed to go to. And they were like, surprise, we've got you flights

and everything. We're flying you to New York to this thing for Katie. And I was like, I've got iHeart. Can't go. Yeah. I have to turn it down. But that was the night that she actually revealed this. And I remember on the email that the only drinks

I had that night was Katie's. Non-alcoholic booze. Yeah, right. Wait a second. Did you just say you turned down a trip to New York with Katie Perry? Well, not with her. I would have been in seat 78Z.

She would have been on her own plane. It wasn't like with her, but it was her event in New York. I think you missed the main bit too. All the drinks were non-alcoholic. Oh, right. I wouldn't have went either. Bree and Clint. Time for What's the Plot?

Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic. Not really. But picking a movie title based on just the plot line, that she can do. Bree and Clint's What's the Plot? High Stakes Radio. Today we're playing for $450 cash.

Taking Brie on in the What's the Plot arena is you, Annie. Kia ora. Hi. G'day, Annie. Happy afternoon. It sure is. Or it could be happier if you can take home $450. Happy afternoon, everybody.

Today, the theme in What's the Plot? Movies turning 10 years old this year. Okay. All these films are from the year 2013. It's broad. Can't say I recall movies in that year off the top of my head. Why not? You're meant to be the movie expert.

There were only so many movies released in 2013. Sounds to me like you're looking for excuses early in the game. You name a movie from 2013. Well, I'm going to name a few very shortly. Oh. That was a trap. Your buzzer is your name. If you know the movie plot, you just yell out your name.

You can have a guess. If you get it wrong, other person that gets a free guess, first person to two correct movies wins the game. And if that's you, it's $450. Annie, good luck. Alright, good luck Annie. Here we go. Our first movie plot. In April 2009,

the US container ship Maersk, Alabama sailed towards its destination on a day that seemed like any other. Suddenly, Somali pirates. Bree. Bree.

Captain Phillips. Look at me. Captain Phillips. Look at me. I'm looking. I'm the captain now. It's 100% correct. Tom Hanks.

Tom Hanks. Great movie. Great movie. Have you seen it, Annie? I don't think I've even heard of it. You haven't even heard of it? It's a good correct. Tom Hanks. Tom Hanks. Great movie. Great movie. Have you seen it, Annie? I don't think I've even heard of it. You haven't even heard of it? It's a good one. True story.

True story. Okay. We'll go to our second movie from the year 2013. Annie, I'm going to need you to get this one to stay in the game, okay? Okay. Yep. Movie number two. Our hero is a medical engineer on her first mission.

Her commander is a veteran, helming his last flight before retirement. During a routine spacewalk by the pair... Bree. Bree. Oh, it could be Interstellar, could be Gravity. Gravity. Gravity. Gravity.

Gravity, starring George Clooney and... Sandra Bullock. Yes! That's correct. Sorry, Annie. I had no idea on that one either. You haven't seen Gravity either. No.

What would have been your specialist movie category? Something a bit older, maybe. Right, older than 2000? Okay, all right. Annie, you don't go away empty-handed. We've got 50 KFC chicken dollars just for playing. Thank you for giving it a go. We will play Watch the Plot again next week for $500 cash.

Good round for me this week. Yeah. I'm starting to build momentum. Yeah, although you answered both of those movies with a question mark. Captain Phillips. Gravity. Gravity. In fairness, there are a lot of movies that are in that category.

Gravity. Gravity. Gravy. Gravy. Gravity. Interstellar. Captain Phillips and what's the aeroplane one he did? Sully.

Sully. Sully. Sully. Sully. Sully. Sully. Sully. Sully.

Sully. Yeah, I know what you're saying. Bree and Clint. Time for a birthday banger. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Here we go. We've got birthdays and we've got bangers.

You just need to call us with your birthday and we'll figure out what was the number one song on your 16th and then we're going to play one of those songs. We're going to start with Olivia. Hi, Olivia. G'day, Liv. Hi, how's it going? Good. How's your day been, Liv? Yeah, good, thanks. I'm sick, but it's my birthday today.

Oh, bless your heart. You sound sick. You sound all blocked up. It's not the dreaded vid, is it? You haven't got COVID. No, no, not that. Oh, how old are you turning today, Olivia? 26. Oh, good age. Good age. You're in the plume of lime.

You sound terrible, don't I? I reckon you're one year off the greatest age. 27, 28. Oh, there your glory is. As long as you don't die like a rock star, 27's a great age. Can you please live it up for me? Yeah. Just hold on to it as long as you can. Well, happy birthday for today, Olivia. I'm so glad you called through and we can do up for me. Yeah. Just hold on to it as long as you can.

Well, happy birthday for today, Olivia. I'm so glad you called through and we can do this for you. So what, oh, so, wait, let me do that. 97. 97. 97. Okay, cool. So that means you were 16, Olivia, in 2013.

And back on this exact day in 2013, this was number one. What a banger. Macklemore's second hit after Thrift Shop. Was it? Yes. That's a huge song. Massive.

Do you love it, Olivia? Yeah, I'm happy with that song. It's a banger. It went off at ZM's Friday Jams Live. Bonafide banger. We're going to do one for Shane. Kia ora, Shane. G'day, Shane. A win off at ZM's Friday Jams Live. Bonafide banger. We're going to do one for Shane. Cue to Shane.

G'day, Shane. G'day. How you doing? Good, mate. How's your day been? Yeah, great. Thanks. Very good.

Good to hear. Well, Shane, what's your date of birth? 14th of October, 1982. Right. That means you were 16 in 1998. Let me take you back there because this would have been number one. It's just a little crush. Crush. Like I mean every time we touch.

Jennifer Page and Crush. Yeah, that might have been on a much distinct bit. Yeah, this is a 90s pop anthem. It was huge. One Hit Wonder? I think so. What movie was this on? Wouldn't have been the movie Blue Crush, would it?

No, I think it was a little bit early. Shane, are you into it? You're a man who can get into a bit of Jennifer Page crush. Oh, look, I think at the time probably, but I think you're right about the One Hit Wonder. Yeah, I think it's a banger though. It's in contention. We're going to do one more for Shauna. Hi, Shauna. Hi, Shauna. Hey. What have you been up to today,

Shauna? I've been driving from Christchurch to Dunedin. Really? That's a fair drive. Yeah. How many hours is that? Four and a half. Decent drive in a day. Okay, well let's get your birthday banger on the radio

to perk you up. What's your date of birth? The 4th of March, 95. All right, that means you were 16 in 2011. And Shorda, here it is, your birthday banger. Jessie J price tag. Pretty good. You like a bit of Jessie J price tag? Yeah.

That was her first Big global hit too Wasn't it? Yeah it was From the year 2011 Okay wait there Shauna We've got to decide Between Jennifer Page Matt Clamore

And Jessie J Jessie J with B.O.B. Might I add Yes Featuring I don't know I'm quite torn I'm quite torn as well

The Matt Clamore song Is such a banger It is And I don't like Discount'm quite torn. I'm quite torn as well. The Macklemore song is such a banger. It is. And I don't like discounting a song off your logic of, we still hear it sometimes. I think a banger is a banger and it should be respected on its merit. Nah, I still stand by that comment. We never hear that Jennifer Page song, but does anybody really care?

Probably for a reason. Just check with Claudia. Claudia, do you like the Jennifer Page song? Nah, I don't care. And Ella, have you ever heard the Jennifer Page song? Nah, don't like it. Yeah, right. I think I've made my decision.

All right, let's go together. Are you ready? Three, two, one. Oh, no, I don't know. You say and then it'll make my mind up. Jessie J, Price Tag. Yeah, okay, I'll go with you. Hey, Shauna, congratulations. You just won Birthday Banger.

Okay. Shauna! Shauna you. Hey, Shauna, congratulations. You just won Birthday Banger. Okay. Shauna! Shauna! Shauna! Shauna, let me see you shake it. Brian Clint, you're on Zedim. Everybody's got a price I wonder how they sleep at night When the sale comes first

And the truth comes second Just stop for a minute and smile Brian Clint ZM Bree and Clint That's Jessie J MBOB it's Price Tag The winner of Birthday Banger today From the year 2011 Wow

Songs 13, 12, 12, 13, 12, 12 years old Did you just have a stroke? You alright? You still with us? I was doing some hashtag quick math Quick math Two plus two is four This next segment is going to require some quick math

because I feel like you need quick maths when you're trying to catch people out in lies. Oh, that's good. I like that. You know? Yeah. Because we're about to do this. Very simple idea, Clint,

where we want to talk to people who have caught someone out in a lie. In a lie. You can start texting them through on 9696, and they can be a boy, they can be a girl, they can be a they, they can be a them. It doesn't matter. It's about the lies. We don't ever sting for a they, them.

Well, we talked about it. We couldn't find one online. But, you know, we're inclusive. We are inclusive. Anyone can lie. Anyone can lie is what you're getting at. That is the idea. Anyone can lie.

Lying is not binary. Exactly. Exactly, yeah. Producer Ella, have you caught someone out in a lie recently? It was more me that got caught out in a lie. Oh, so, okay. Does that count? Yeah, it does. I caught you out in a lie recently? It was more me that got caught out in a lie. Oh, so okay. Does that count? Yeah, it does.

I caught you out in a lie. Yeah. Okay, so. All right. When I was in primary school, I lied saying that I needed reading glasses. I got them from the $2 shop. And then for the whole school year, my teacher thought I needed reading glasses. And then I got caught out when my mum came into my classroom.

Told the teacher in front of all my classmates. Yeah. Highly embarrassing. Yeah, but you have got glasses now, so. Yeah. That backfired on you, didn't it? It definitely did. Do you reckon they ruined your eyes, those faces?

Yeah, I'm sucking my life. Yeah, you're the liar. Yeah. Been holding on to that one. Does it feel good to get that one off your I'm sucking my life. Yeah, you're the liar. Been holding on to that one. Does it feel good to get that one off your chest? It really does. Yeah, yeah, good, good. Oh, my God, some of these texts that are coming through already.

Okay, what are we looking at? I don't know. I don't really know who this is. I'm going to say it's a boy. Got a good one for you. Currently doing some indoor gardening, actively trying for a kid, but he's in a relationship. Scandal.

You're trying for a kid and he's in a relationship? What? Oh, my God, there's so many coming through. That's definitely a boy, by the way. You wouldn't be trying for a kid with somebody if you were a girl and in a relationship with someone else. Much harder to hide the kid if you're the girl. Quite difficult.

Quite difficult. Yeah, okay. You got another one for us? I feel like I have to pre-read some of these. Okay, well then let's load it up. You need to call us on 0800-DARLS-IT-IM. Tell us whether the liar is a boy or a girl, and we can out them for you this afternoon.

We will out them. Keep sending them through. There's so many. Who's a liar? Liar. It's on fire. We've asked you to do in a liar this afternoon, boy or girl, doesn't matter. And we will share that lie, out that lie on the radio.

All right, who are we kicking it off with? I think I'm going to start with Nico. Hi, Nico. Hi, Nico. Howdy, how's it going? Good, thank you. Tell us what was the lie. Oh, Nico's a liar.

I told my best friend at the start of our high school years that I had a pacemaker. What? What? What? And you don't have a pacemaker? I do not, but I thought it would be funny at the time, you know, when we're doing science experiments

or physical education, that I had a pacemaker, that would be my reason to not do it. You've got an interesting sense of humour, Nico. How did you even know what a pacemaker was? He didn't even say, I'm sorry about it. He's like, no regrets. Let's go to someone who wants to be anonymous. Hi, anonymous.

Hi, anonymous. Hello. Hello. Who's go to someone who wants to be anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hello. Hello. Who's a liar? Dob the man. So I had a New Year's party at New Year's. Then my friend messaged me that day and said her grandma was unresponsive and had to go to hospital.

Oh, no. And so I thought, you know, that's really crap, you know. That's horrible. But then she turned up that night. She turned up that night. And I'm a nurse myself. So I started asking questions, nursing questions, and she seemed a bit odd about it.

Yeah. And then she was still telling me all this stuff, and then I found out the next day that her grandma was completely fine. And she didn't want to come to my event. She thought it was going to be boring. Now we're no longer friends. Oh! That girl's a liar,

Anonymous. We need grandma's a liar. If grandma was in on it, that is. Grandma wasn't in on it, she was a porn.

You don't know, you don't know. She was a porn in this nasty girl's plan. Grandma might have been like, stay home with me,

babes. I got two bottles of Midori, we can get pissed. Tell them I'm sick. Let's bloody get pissed. Tell them I'm sick. Let's bloody rock this. Tell them I'm on the way out. Another anonymous caller. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, guys.

Tell us, who's a liar? My ex is a liar. Your ex is a liar. Okay, set us up. So, texts me at 5 o'clock and asks to borrow money to pay for his boss's coffee. Okay.

It was after 5pm and I'm like, oh, that's weird. And then he actually just wanted to go out with the boys. Wait, he borrowed money, told you it was for coffee, but went out on the pizzo? Yeah, he said it was his turn to shout coffees at work. And this was like 5.30 at night and I was like, yeah, right. How much did he want for the coffee? So how much money was he borrowing? Yeah, $100. And I was like, yeah, right. How much did he want for the coffee? How much money was he borrowing? Yeah, $100 and I was like, what coffee costs that much?

Getting cold drip espresso. Is that why he's the ex? Well, that was just adding to what he already owes me, but for many other reasons. How much do you reckon he owed you? Oh, I keep telling you, he owes me two and a half grand at the moment.

Oh! No! The boys are losers. Later! Loser! Loser! Thanks, anonymous. How about this text?

A well-known lady in our town preaching the benefits of a keto diet on the Facebook page, giving talks to women's group and making speeches at Toastmasters that she's lost 77 kilos through the keto diet and exercise. No medical intervention whatsoever. Her son has been telling his friends at school that she had lap band surgery. Oh. The girls are late. Oh, no.

She had a gastric bypass. Your son with a zippy slip. The girls are late. The girls are late. Just tell people you had the op. Why are you pretending it's keto? Yeah, nothing to be embarrassed about. Just go preach it.

You can still go to Toastmasters and give your talks and things. People still know you're thin. It's all good. All right, thanks. That's a good round of lies, I reckon. Yeah. You feel a bit better? I think so.

Got a few off our chest. Everyone kind of vented. We found out who the lies were. Bree and Clint. Duckrot. Is that his name? Am I saying it right? Everyone kind of vented. We found out who the liars were. Duckrot. Is that his name? Am I saying it right? D-U-C-R-O-T.

Duckrot. Duckrot. Duckrot. Duckrot. Duckrot. With a Kiwi accent, it sounds a bit like dickrot, doesn't it? Yeah. Not ideal. Do you think it's French?

Ducro. Ducro. Ducro. Do you think it's Ducro? Ducro. Ken. Ducro. Duckrot.roix. Do you think it's Ducroix? Ducroix. Ken? Ducroix. Duckrot.

Yeah, not great with our accents. It won't be Duckrot. No. What's everyone doing tonight? Anyone got anything fun on for a Thursday? I'm going grocery shopping. Fun? Do you go every Thursday?

No, we just go when we run out of groceries. Same. Because we aren't organised. Same. That's how we run in our household too. I want to be one of those people that's super organised and orders their groceries on the internet. And you just do it and you know what you need

and it just shows up and you will just bring the bags and they go, bing bong, here's your groceries. I feel like because of the ease of it, I'd order way too much. Yeah. You know, I'd be like, I'll get some of that. Do you think that? Because I think it's walking down the aisles of a supermarket that makes you go, oh, I love a bit of that.

I love a bit of that. I love a bit of that. But if you're on the website and you're just typing in what you need, then is the temptation really there? And the real disaster, never ever, if you're hungry. Never do the shopping hungry. Go shopping. Yeah.

Because it is a disaster. It's like never go to the bars Randy. Yeah. You shopping Because it is a disaster Never go to the bars randy Yeah It's a disaster You'll end up taking home a rotisserie chicken That you have no intention of starting a relationship with Yeah exactly I'm hanging out with some friends tonight

Oh yeah? Yeah Doing what? Just having a few drinks When are you going to do your training for your celebrity basketball match? Enough socialising mate You're playing for your celebrity basketball match? Enough socialising, mate. You're playing in a celebrity basketball game this weekend. I'm so scared about this.

Yeah. When are you going down to the YMCA to shoot some hoops? I have not played basketball since grade nine, and I only played for two years, and I was real bad. Yeah. And you informed me. I didn't even realise it's three-on-three basketball. It's fast.

There's nowhere to hide. No. Like, if it's five-on-five, you can kind of sit down one hand and just wait. I'll watch the goal. I'll wait under the goal. You know, three-on-three. You know who's in my team? Michael, no.

Stan Walker. Oh, yeah, he's good. Yeah. Is he good? Well, I don't want to embarrass myself in front of New Zealand royalty. He can dance, so he can probably play basketball. I reckon he'll be great, and I will be the one on the team bringing it down on Sunday. Yeah, well, now go out for a few drinks tonight.

Don't worry about training. We'll get around to that. Yeah, I mean, there's plenty of time. Yeah, plenty of time. It's this Sunday. Heaps of time to do some training. Have a great night, everybody. We'll catch you guys back tomorrow on the Brianne Clint Show.

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